Log:Game 98 (Meta, no ontology)

[13:52] <~Hebizuka> *You are dead. Your life was probably complex and full of events of various kinds, but one thing is sure, you don't remember well what happened. As you watch your body and float upwards, you believe you will make it to the Other world. However, instead of going ahead to the next part of your afterlife, your soul was intercepted… * [13:53] <~Hebizuka> *After what seemed like a long dream, you wake up, in a new body similar from the one you had before you died - you seem to be feeling perfectly fine: no wounds, no illnesses, this new body feels spotless and perfect. Except that where you are isn't Hell, nor Heaven, and this isn't even a new life. You feel that you simply woke up from a bad dream. In short… You feel the same as ever.* [13:54] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Looks like they didn't kill me hard enough." [13:54] * Stellar_Blackscale chuckles [13:54] <~Hebizuka> *You stand up and notice that you are as naked as in the first day. Looking around you, you notice you're in a square room, with bland, gray walls made of what looks like concrete. No windows, and some kind of door ahead of you. Above you, white, fluorescent light. And hanging from the ceiling, in the corner, some sort of loudspeaker. * [13:55] * Stellar_Blackscale looks around [13:55] <~SU_Tempest> *That loudspeaker begins coughing noise.* [13:55] <~SU_Tempest> Ah, ah. Our newcomer woke up. [13:56] <Stellar_Blackscale> "People do that, yes." [13:56] <~SU_Tempest> Well then. Hello, newcomer. And welcome to this realm, which is called Mazeworld. Certainly you must be wondering why you're here. [13:57] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Why yes. Yes I am." [13:59] <~SU_Tempest> Well, it's pretty simple to explain. Your soul was judged worthy enough to be saved from your ... past life, may we put it that way. We are giving you what is essentially a chance for reincarnation. You are in a body that is just like the one you had before... bar any special superhuman or magical powers you might have had. [13:59] <Stellar_Blackscale> "That's convientent... very convienent... It'll do quite nicely." [14:00] <~SU_Tempest> Good. You have one objective; it is to find your way out of here. Keep good care of this new body of yours. ...Oh, I'm sorry. Where are my manners?... My name is Sergey Kovrov, but you may refer to me as Game Master, or just GM. It's shorter. We're three GMs, monitoring and ruling this realm. [14:01] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ruling, you say...? Ah... how unfortunate." [14:03] <~SU_Tempest> We need someone to take care of this place, don't we... Anyway, back on your objective. To be able to leave this place, you need to retrieve the four Cardinal Amulets. How to find them? It's up to you. You're free to explore and act as you wish in the Mazes, just keep them in mind. When you have all four, you will get your ticket to go back home. [14:03] <~SU_Tempest> That should be everything you need to know. Any questions? [14:03] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I'm likely to be executed again back home. What motivation do I have, then?" [14:04] <~SU_Tempest> Well, if you desire to stay, you may. This is not so bad a place to live in, after all... Just remember that in case you change your mind... you still have a way out. Anything else? [14:04] <Stellar_Blackscale> "No other questions." [14:05] <~SU_Tempest> Well then. You surely don't want to get started naked, so I'll leave the problem of equipment and clothes to my colleague. [14:05] <~Hebizuka> *Noises... shuffle...* [14:06] <~Hebizuka> Hello, contestant. I am another one of the GMs, the name is Hebizuka. Some people refer to me as "Lady Hebizuka" but I don't endorse the honorifics. *Ahem*. You will get your starting equipment if you reply to a small personality test. Is this all right? [14:06] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hebizuka, eh... mmmmm, you sound... wonderful." [14:06] * Stellar_Blackscale hisses [14:06] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Yes... I agree~" [14:07] <~Hebizuka> Well, heh. Thank you~. But in any case, let's start. [14:08] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [14:08] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo [14:08] <~Hebizuka> B) Simo Hayha [14:08] <~Hebizuka> C) Dirty Harry [14:08] <~Hebizuka> D) Agent 47 [14:08] <~Hebizuka> E) Solid Snake [14:08] <~Hebizuka> F) Yuuka Kazami [14:08] <~Hebizuka> G) Chuck Norris [14:08] <~Hebizuka> H) Crazy Ivan [14:09] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Solid Snake." [14:09] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Oh sorry, that should be 'Solid Snake?!?'" [14:12] <~Hebizuka> Aha. All right then... [14:12] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [14:12] <~Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [14:12] <~Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [14:12] <~Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [14:12] <~Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [14:12] <~Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [14:12] <~Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [14:13] <Stellar_Blackscale> "C. I deserve luxury." [14:13] * Stellar_Blackscale chuckles. [14:16] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: Justin Bieber's fate is in your hands. You… [14:16] <~Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [14:16] <~Hebizuka> B) Hang him [14:16] <~Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [14:16] <~Hebizuka> D) Throw him in the SDM's basement [14:16] <~Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [14:16] <Stellar_Blackscale> "B. I'd say C, but that'd be a horrendous waste of ammo. Quite satisfying, I suppose, but a waste." [14:18] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [14:18] <~Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [14:18] <~Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [14:18] <~Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [14:18] <~Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [14:18] <~Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [14:18] <~Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [14:18] <~Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [14:19] <Stellar_Blackscale> "B. I'd want far more money if I was buying weaponry." [14:22] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song/song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be… [14:22] <~Hebizuka> A) Foghat - Slow ride / Good old 1970's driving rock, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [14:22] <~Hebizuka> B) Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix) / Electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [14:22] <~Hebizuka> C) Tesla - Cumin Atcha Live / Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because the highway is your own personal NASCAR track [14:22] <~Hebizuka> D) 2Pac - I don't give a fuck / Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because you gotta stop parking the car up trees, CJ! [14:22] <~Hebizuka> E) The Soviet national anthem / Because you will always remember the motherland [14:22] <~Hebizuka> F) Bob Marley - Satisfy my Soul / Marijuana reggae, because you and Jah don't have to put up with road rage [14:22] <~Hebizuka> G) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [14:22] <~Hebizuka> H) Joe Smooth - Promised Land / Chicago house music, because you believe in world peace and LSD [14:22] <Stellar_Blackscale> "E. And hipsters can burn in hell." [14:25] <~Hebizuka> I'm not supposed to give my opinion, but hell I think I like you already. [14:26] <Stellar_Blackscale> "The feeling is mutual, then~" [14:27] <~Hebizuka> Question 6: Your favorite fiction hero would be… [14:27] <~Hebizuka> A) Super Ketsuana, the samurai from the future! [14:27] <~Hebizuka> B) Axe Cop, because he'll CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! [14:27] <~Hebizuka> C) Sir Arthur of Male Volante, knight of the octogonal table! [14:27] <~Hebizuka> D) Jack Howitzer, the Vietnam War Hero of the Exploder movies! [14:27] <~Hebizuka> E) The fireman guy from Rescue Heroes! [14:27] <~Hebizuka> F) Yotsuba, the cutest loli in existence! [14:29] <Stellar_Blackscale> "D." [14:30] <~Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [14:30] <~Hebizuka> A) Your wife/husband [14:30] <~Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [14:30] <~Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [14:30] <~Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [14:30] <~Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [14:30] <~Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [14:31] <Stellar_Blackscale> "C." [14:36] <~Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [14:36] <~Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [14:36] <~Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [14:36] <~Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [14:36] <~Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [14:36] <~Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [14:36] <~Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [14:37] <Stellar_Blackscale> "D. All opposition must be crushed." [14:40] <~Hebizuka> Question 9: What's your kind of dream vehicle? [14:40] <~Hebizuka> A) 1996 Dodge Viper GTS in blue and white stripes [14:40] <~Hebizuka> B) 1968 Pontiac GTO with a custom Dixie paintjob [14:40] <~Hebizuka> C) 1965 Ford Transit ice-cream van with 24 different flavors for sale [14:40] <~Hebizuka> D) Sukhoi SU-35 "Flanker" Soviet fighter jet [14:40] <~Hebizuka> E) 1998 Subaru Impreza WRX STi 22B with a custom paintjob [14:40] <~Hebizuka> F) Vietnam War-era M113 APC [14:40] <~Hebizuka> G) The "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier [14:41] <Stellar_Blackscale> "G. Why settle for less?... I assume it actually is carrying aircraft? But when you want to kill something... I want as much available as possible. And power~" [14:44] <~Hebizuka> Question 10: Your friends refer to you as… [14:44] <~Hebizuka> A) "The Nerd", because of your collection of anime posters and figurines [14:44] <~Hebizuka> B) "Mr. Fix-it", because you repaired all of their cars at least once [14:44] <~Hebizuka> C) "Chief", because you are a natural leader and they know it [14:44] <~Hebizuka> D) "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once [14:44] <~Hebizuka> E) "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all [14:44] <~Hebizuka> F) "Psycho", because they're not gun people and you are [14:44] <~Hebizuka> G) "Animal Man", because all of their pets befriended you and you have yourself five dogs [14:44] <Stellar_Blackscale> "C. All my friends own guns, so F is out of the question." [14:45] <~Hebizuka> Question 11: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find… [14:45] <~Hebizuka> A) A mint copy of the book "Hit Man" [14:45] <~Hebizuka> B) The complete "The Godfather" trilogy [14:45] <~Hebizuka> C) A lot of food and a note which says "Donated by the Red Cross" [14:45] <~Hebizuka> D) A cosplay of Donatello, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" [14:45] <~Hebizuka> E) A large wad of cash, in notes of 20 dollars [14:45] <~Hebizuka> F) All of the belongings of that famous member of your family who fought during World War II [14:46] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... I'm conflicted... A, B, and F all appeal..." [14:46] * Stellar_Blackscale wraps her tail around one of her legs, biting her lower lip [14:47] <Stellar_Blackscale> "But I suppose A." [14:49] <~Hebizuka> Question 12: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [14:49] <~Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [14:49] <~Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [14:49] <~Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [14:49] <~Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [14:49] <~Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [14:49] <~Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [14:50] <Stellar_Blackscale> "E. It gets the message across... while not coming across as too paranoid, and still having appropriate amounts of gun." [14:52] <~Hebizuka> All right, that should be good... [14:52] <~Hebizuka> *One last meta question.* [14:52] <~Hebizuka> Question 13: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [14:52] <~Hebizuka> A) Normal missions. Suited to beginners discovering the game. [14:52] <~Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions. Suited to more seasoned players seeking more difficulty. [14:52] <~Hebizuka> C) Contract missions. Suited to players enjoying freer and less-linear missions. [14:53] <Stellar_Blackscale> "A. I want to get my bearings first." [14:54] <~Hebizuka> All right. I will send someone to bring your stuff. [14:54] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I have a question." [14:54] <~Hebizuka> What is it? [14:54] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Will you marry me?" [14:55] <~Hebizuka> Very funny. [14:55] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I'm dead serious." [14:56] <~Hebizuka> Well I'm not. Prove yourself first. [14:56] <~Hebizuka> *Very deadpan* [14:56] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Very well. That shall be my goal. Since revival is... not advantageous to me... and you interest me far more." [14:58] <~Hebizuka> *An engineer enters the room, pushing a cart full of crates.* [14:58] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I got packages for... miss... Blackscale. [14:59] <Stellar_Blackscale> "That would be me, yes." [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: All those packages are for you. And... I got a letter for you, too. (http://pastebin.com/80GdgK9W) [15:03] <~Hebizuka> *You see three crates, named #1, #2 and #3.* [15:04] <~Hebizuka> *Open them in order, and explicitly state what you would like to equip or spare in the backpack. In the first crate is your backpack, which we assume you are equipping automatically (again, if you're not, say so immediately).* [15:05] <Stellar_Blackscale> "But of course. Let's see what's in crate 1." [15:07] <~Hebizuka> =Item crate 1= [15:07] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] RM22SF LBE - Capacity 35 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) [15:07] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Evening dress (Upper body, Lower body) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Classy - Weight: 3 [15:07] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Thong (Crotch) - AC Light - No resistance - Weight: 1 [15:07] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - High-heeled shoes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Classy - Weight: 9 [15:07] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Flak jacket (Upper body) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 14 [15:07] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - M1 helmet - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant - Ballistic protective - Weight: 5 [15:08] <Stellar_Blackscale> Equip all. [15:09] <~Hebizuka> *Adding to sheet...* [15:10] * Stellar_Blackscale stretches, tail moving from side to side slowly [15:10] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Comfortable." [15:11] <~Hebizuka> *All done.* [15:11] <~Hebizuka> *All clothes worn!* [15:11] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Box 2, then~ And much thanks." [15:12] <~Hebizuka> =Item crate 2= [15:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Glock 17 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Glock 9mm magazine (17+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [Ammo: 16+1/17] [15:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Glock 9mm 17-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.17 [Ammo: 17/17] [15:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Glock 9mm 17-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.17 [Ammo: 17/17] [15:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: 9x19mm Parabellum [15:12] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 9x19mm Parabellum, 100 rounds [15:18] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah~ I'm truely in love~" [15:18] * Stellar_Blackscale resists the urge to swoon [15:18] <Stellar_Blackscale> Equip these babies. [15:18] <~Hebizuka> *You screw the silencer on the Glock's barrel.* [15:20] <~Hebizuka> *Class 3 weapon equipped, all mags and ammunition placed in the ammo pouch.* [15:20] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 2.34/6 [15:21] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Now, for the last box of generosity..." [15:21] * Stellar_Blackscale opens crate 3 [15:22] <~Hebizuka> =Item crate 3= [15:22] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Clam. 1d4 [15:22] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Lobster. 1d12 [15:22] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Salmon. 1d9 [15:22] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage x2 - Cures a single wound [15:22] <~Hebizuka> *A large bag of money containing 249 P$* [15:23] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah... classy and useful... this will do nicely." [15:23] <Stellar_Blackscale> Spare all. [15:25] <~Hebizuka> Total money carried: 249 P$ [15:25] <~Hebizuka> Weight: 5/35 [15:25] <~Hebizuka> *All done.* [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> All right, you should be all set. Welcome to the Mazes. [15:25] <~Hebizuka> *Type !mrooms3 to begin.* [15:26] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [15:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 2636 - Front door: 1443 - Right door: 820 - Roomstyle: 119 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:28] <~Hebizuka> *Select the room number you wish to enter!* [15:28] <Stellar_Blackscale> 2636 [15:31] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a messy, featureless room. The walls are coated with dried blood splatter... You do spot a weapon on the floor.* [15:31] <Stellar_Blackscale> Examine weapon [15:31] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Tasteful decoration." [15:31] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt Python revolver | .357 Magnum - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 5 [15:32] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah, too noisy for right now... let's continue on." [15:32] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [15:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 4854 - Front door: 1661 - Right door: 1881 - Roomstyle: 243 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:33] <Stellar_Blackscale> 1881 [15:33] <Stellar_Blackscale> A good year. [15:33] <~Hebizuka> *A medieval-styled room, complete with the old wooden doors, the rocky walls and even the candle lights (though they're pretty high, the room is dim-lit as a result). There are paintings and old bookshelves... There is a big-ass shiny item in the corner.* [15:34] * Stellar_Blackscale examine big ass shiny item [15:34] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Platinum bar - Value 2500-10000 P$ (1d7501 +2499) [15:34] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Oh my~" [15:34] <Stellar_Blackscale> Spare [15:36] <~Hebizuka> 6/35 [15:36] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [15:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 22 - Front door: 4306 - Right door: 647 - Roomstyle: 224 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:37] <Stellar_Blackscale> 22 [15:39] <~Hebizuka> *A messy washitsu - a traditional-styled Japanese room. There, most of the furniture suffered some sort of CUTTING damage. Everything is ripped or in pieces. There's also a package on the floor.* [15:39] <Stellar_Blackscale> Examine package! [15:40] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Body implant - Enhanced Digestive System - Adds a bonus of 4% Hunger lost per portion of any food item eaten (x+4dy) [15:41] <Stellar_Blackscale> spare [15:41] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Bionics... oh this place is so wonderful~" [15:42] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [15:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 1543 - Front door: 4319 - Right door: 5561 - Roomstyle: 69 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [15:42] <Stellar_Blackscale> 4319 [15:43] <~Hebizuka> 7/35 [15:45] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's a Maze Soldier here, with a submachine gun. It seems this Soldier is alone... You also spot a strange-looking item in the corner.* [15:46] <Stellar_Blackscale> Examine Maze Soldier [15:46] <~Hebizuka> >Physical appearance >Clothing >Weapon carried [15:46] <Stellar_Blackscale> Clothing [15:47] <~Hebizuka> *The Maze Soldier wears what seems to be a standard outfit - urban camouflage colored t-shirt and pants, black boots, a military helmet of some sort, body armor, and a load-bearing vest.* [15:47] * Stellar_Blackscale stealth's up behind him [15:48] <~Hebizuka> *Roll 2d6 to stealthily get behind him.* [15:48] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [15:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [15:49] <~Hebizuka> *You manage to slither your way behind the Soldier without being seen! They don't suspect a thing at all.* [15:49] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier stops to check something on their weapon... you may still act.* [15:50] * Stellar_Blackscale presses her gun's muzzle to the back of his head, grabbing him with her other arm [15:50] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Who are you?" [15:50] <~SU_Tempest> *Roll another 2d6 for grappling.* [15:51] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [15:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [15:51] <~Hebizuka> *You successfully grab and hold the Soldier as your hostage.* [15:51] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Ack! Fuck, don't kill me! [15:51] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Who the hell are -you-? [15:52] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I think I'm the one asking questions here." [15:52] * Stellar_Blackscale steps on his foot HARD with her heel. [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Ouch ouch OUCH SHIT! OKAY, OKAY CALM DOWN [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: I'll tell you anything! [15:53] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Alright. Let's start simple. Who are you?" [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> !genhuman [15:53] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Human physio code: ] 2 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 6 - 5 - 10 - 1 - 4 [15:55] <~Hebizuka> *A young adult, pale white, futanari soldier. She has average height, is thin, has hip-length, chestnut hair, violet eyes, and a scar on the left hand.* [15:56] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Private Reva Danhauer, Regular Forces 4th Company, 1st Platoon, 2nd Squad... submachine gun qualified... OUCH, my foot! [15:58] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Apologies. Military, hmmmm? Tell me about your military." [15:58] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Erk... What do you need to know?... [15:59] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Just the basics. Who you work for..." [15:59] * Stellar_Blackscale rubs at the soldier's crotch with her tail [16:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> "How much you're paid..." [16:00] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Told you who... I work for the Regular Forces... if ya --- aahh no no no don't touch me there... [16:01] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: I uh... Ack... 150 a day... why? [16:01] <Stellar_Blackscale> "And the regular forces serve whom?" [16:01] * Stellar_Blackscale chuckles [16:01] <Stellar_Blackscale> "This can be either very pleasurable or very painful." [16:01] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Uhh... the Colonel I guess? We're the defense forces of this place, right?... [16:02] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I see... and he answers to...? Or does he call the shots?" [16:02] * Stellar_Blackscale teases a bit more [16:03] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: He calls the shots a- ah ah.... as-as far as I know... guess the GMs sometimes give orders too but we don't hear them too much... please don't kill me... [16:03] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ahhh..." [16:03] * Stellar_Blackscale rubs some more. [16:04] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: W-w-what are you gonna do?... [16:04] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Just set your gun down slowly..." [16:04] <Stellar_Blackscale> "And we'll see" [16:05] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier puts her weapon on safe, and drops it on the floor, raising her hands.* [16:06] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Now... I was considering killing you... but if you sometimes work for the GMs that means you occassionally work for my beloved Hebizuka... soooo..." [16:07] * Stellar_Blackscale spins her around and gives her a deep kiss [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: S-s-she doesn't gives orders directly and -- mmmrh! [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> *You see the Soldier blush instantly in the middle of your kissing.* [16:09] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I couldn't even contemplate killing you now... and I quite like military discipline..." [16:09] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: *She's thinking she hates her job right NOW.* uhh... [16:10] <Stellar_Blackscale> "But... even the best need backup... Could I interest you in... accompanying me~?" [16:10] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: They're gonna k-kill me if I go AWOL.. [16:11] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I can make it worth your while... and besides... out here in the middle of nowhere... how will they ever tell?" [16:12] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: If-if I don't... it's too dangerous... let me go please... [16:13] * Stellar_Blackscale kisses her again, tail still carressing her most sensitive places... and the safety on her glock audibly being clicked off. [16:14] <~SU_Tempest> *In other words you just removed your finger from the trigger.* [16:14] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier can't help moaning helplessly, though.* [16:14] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: mmrf... ...will you let me go?... [16:15] <Stellar_Blackscale> "If you'll help me, yes~" [16:15] * Stellar_Blackscale kicks the SMG out of the way, just for safety's sake. [16:17] <~SU_Tempest> *The weapon grinds the floor as it's kicked away, and terminates its course in the corner.* [16:17] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: ...please... [16:17] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Yesss?" [16:17] * Stellar_Blackscale intensifies her pleasurable teasing [16:19] <~SU_Tempest> *You can't help but feel the hapless Soldier has gotten hard under her clothes.* [16:20] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: I don't want this... ma'am... let me go already! [16:20] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You say that, but your body says you're telling lies~" [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: It's your fault! ... [16:22] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Trying to shift the blame onto me...? How... dishonest with yourself." [16:22] * Stellar_Blackscale hisses softly. [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Please don't... I want to go... [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> *She's trying to wriggle away from your hold.* [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [16:23] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [16:23] <~Hebizuka> *She managed to break free.* [16:24] <~Hebizuka> *Though, you can attempt something if you wish to.* [16:24] * Stellar_Blackscale grabs her again with another kiss [16:24] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [16:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [16:25] <~Hebizuka> *But this time you fail to catch her, and she runs away, leaving her weapon behind!* [16:25] <~Hebizuka> *She runs through the left door, screaming helplessly.* [16:25] * Stellar_Blackscale picks up the gun and follows~ [16:25] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - FN Herstal P90 personal defense weapon | 5.7x28mm - P90 magazine (50+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto + Non-removable reflex sight. Weight: 5 [16:28] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [16:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 1034 - Front door: 4893 - Right door: 353 - Roomstyle: 60 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:28] <Stellar_Blackscale> Left door [16:29] <~Hebizuka> *You fall through a trapdoor!* [16:30] <~Hebizuka> *You land into a regular, featureless room. There isn't much at all in this room aside from an odd-looking thing on the floor.* [16:31] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... how strange... did she fall too, I wonder?" [16:31] * Stellar_Blackscale examines odd looking thing [16:31] <~Hebizuka> *It's just a pile of wood chips. Nothing useful.* [16:31] * Stellar_Blackscale pushes aside the wood chips [16:32] <~Hebizuka> *They spread on the floor.* [16:32] <~Hebizuka> *Nothing very interesting, innit. And don't read this with a British accent.* [16:33] * Stellar_Blackscale listens to see if she can make out anyone fleeing [16:34] <~Hebizuka> *You hear absolutely nothing. The room is dead silent.* [16:34] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Grrrr..." [16:35] * Stellar_Blackscale spits on the floor in irritation [16:35] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [16:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 880 - Front door: 5655 - Right door: 1672 - Roomstyle: 76 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:35] <Stellar_Blackscale> 1672 [16:38] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a storage area. It's full of boxes and containers and cardboard boxes... most of them empty, except for a shipment box that was never shipped, in the corner. It's closed and seems to contain something. You also see a pile of materials.* [16:38] * Stellar_Blackscale opens the shipment box [16:39] <Stellar_Blackscale> "*sigh*..." [16:40] <~Hebizuka> =Shipment= [16:40] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, FRAG-12, 3 rounds [16:40] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Nailgun roll of nails, 50 rounds [16:40] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .44 Magnum, 20 rounds [16:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Too noisy." [16:40] * Stellar_Blackscale grumps and goes to check out the pile of materials [16:40] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Materials) 100 Wood [16:41] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... I won't even bother trying to fit that in my gear." [16:41] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [16:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 1187 - Front door: 124 - Right door: 4942 - Roomstyle: 12 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:41] <Stellar_Blackscale> 124 [16:42] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a quick set of stairs, reaching a hospital bedroom. The bed is unoccupied, though, but there is a bunch of creatures trying to sack the room for loot, unsuccessfully; those creatures are a pair of Uruk-Hai.* [16:44] * Stellar_Blackscale pointedly ignores them [16:44] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [16:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 3699 - Front door: 1637 - Right door: 144 - Roomstyle: 177 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [16:45] <~Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6 to go to the doors without being noticed... unless you don't care.* [16:45] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [16:45] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [16:45] <~Hebizuka> *You slither effortlessly.* [16:45] <~Hebizuka> *You may pick a door while they trash the EKG.* [16:45] <Stellar_Blackscale> 144. [16:49] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A fight is about to break out in this room, between a Maze Soldier carrying a shotgun, and a tengu with a small revolver. You see an object in the back of the room but you won't be able to reach for it without crossing the path of those two.* [16:49] <~Hebizuka> *There is also only one door here. (!mrooms1)* [16:51] <Stellar_Blackscale> Examine Maze Soldier and Tengu [16:52] <~Hebizuka> >Soldier's physio >Tengu's physio >Soldier's clothes >Soldier's weapon >Tengu's weapon [16:52] <Stellar_Blackscale> Soldier's Physio, Tengu's physio [16:52] <~SU_Tempest> !genhuman [16:52] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Human physio code: ] 6 - 6 - 1 - 5 - 3 - 6 - 11 - 10 - 6 - 10 [16:53] <~Hebizuka> *The soldier is an old, filipino male. He is tall, has an average build, has long, silver hair, violet eyes, wears a black plastic bracelet on the left wrist, and has bullet wounds on the right arm.* [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> !genyoukai [16:53] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Youkai physio code: ] 7 - 5 - 3 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 5 [16:54] <~Hebizuka> *The tengu is an old, tall futanari. She has long, purple hair, green eyes, and has a pair of phoenix red wings.* [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: DROP THE GUN, FREAK OF NATURE! [16:54] * Stellar_Blackscale considers [16:55] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hmmmm..." [16:55] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hmmmm..." [16:55] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." [16:55] <~Hebizuka> *Don't consider too loudly or they'll hear you!* [16:55] * Stellar_Blackscale trains her guns on the two of them [16:55] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Both of you stand down~" [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Both of them look at you with a strange eye.* [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Are you kidding me? [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Oh not another nutter... fucking humans [16:57] <Stellar_Blackscale> "What the hell is going on here?" [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: It's none of your damn business! [16:57] * Stellar_Blackscale sighs [16:58] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Make yourself useful, snake-girl, SHOOT HIM! [16:58] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: SHUT UP [16:58] <~Hebizuka> *It's your turn; what will you do?* [16:59] <Stellar_Blackscale> put the SMG back away and kneecap the soldier with my glock. If that's not too much at once. [16:59] <~SU_Tempest> *No, it's fine. Type !mdice 2 6 to attack.* [16:59] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [16:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [16:59] <~Hebizuka> *Your bullet very barely makes it towards the Soldier's knee, but that works allthe same.* [17:00] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: ARRGH, FUCK! [17:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You don't speak to me that way. Period." [17:00] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier drops on the floor, because damn that hurts.* [17:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Asshole." [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: FUCKING ... DIE! [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 First turn (1: Soldier, 2: Tengu) [17:01] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [17:01] <~Hebizuka> *But the tengu steps in first, before the Soldier can react.* [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Without a word, she unloads all the ammo in her weapon, on the Soldier.* [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [17:01] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right arm [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Tengu [17:02] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [17:02] <~Hebizuka> *The tengu shoots too much to the right and fills the Soldier's arm with bullets.* [17:03] <~Hebizuka> *There's a lot of blood coming out of the trooper's arm, and he yells in pain even more.* [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> *Soldier's turn...* [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Oh shit, shit, shit... [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> *With such a fucked up arm, the Soldier can't even aim, let alone pump that shotgun properly... he grabs it with his left hand, and attempts shooting at random in the Tengu's general direction, all of once.* [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [17:04] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right knee [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [17:04] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [17:05] <~Hebizuka> *A small explosion erupts out of the tengu's knee, blasting her away and sending her on the floor. You then realize the knee exploded in pieces, severing the youkai's leg at this point.* [17:06] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: *Scream of pain.* [17:06] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn...* [17:06] * Stellar_Blackscale walks over and puts a bullet into the soldier's head [17:07] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [17:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [17:10] <~Hebizuka> *You do send a bullet towards the soldier's head, but the bullet plonks on the helmet, causing the Soldier to yelp in pain some more, but nothing like an actual headshot. That does seem to send the trooper closer from death... or at least passing out.* [17:10] <~Hebizuka> *Tengu's turn...* [17:10] * Stellar_Blackscale swears [17:10] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Tengu [17:10] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 70 ] [ Total Score: 70 ] [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu soldiers on, but is out of ammo...* [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Argh, argh... my leg, MY LEG [17:12] <Stellar_Blackscale> "..." [17:12] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu lost a crapload of blood in the initial blast.* [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> *She is forced to concede that turn...* [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Soldier's turn.* [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier is unable to find the strength to pump his shotgun... but tries nonetheless, fruitlessly...* [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Argh, come on... piece of shit... [17:15] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier too concedes his turn. You're getting a free shot!* [17:15] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [17:15] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 tengu bleeding [17:15] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 74 ] [ Total Score: 74 ] [17:15] <~Hebizuka> *Somehow the tengu soldiers on and doesn't bleed more... yet. But it's now your turn.* [17:15] * Stellar_Blackscale sighs and shoots the soldier again [17:15] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [17:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [17:16] <~Hebizuka> *BLAM. Right in the eye. This puts the Soldier down permanently.* [17:16] <~Hebizuka> Stellar Blackscale [Glock 17] Maze Soldier [17:16] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* [17:17] <Stellar_Blackscale> "That was longer and bloodier than anticipated" [17:17] * Stellar_Blackscale grimaces [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: oh gods, oh gods... [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: praise the Gods, may they bring me to the celestials... [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> *The poor tengu has obtained instant PTSD and combat fatigue... and probably delusion.* [17:20] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I wish I could help you but bandages aren't really going to do much for you..." [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: ah-ah... it's... it's okay... you did what you could ma'am... please don't mind me... i fought for the cause. T-thank you, by the way. [17:22] <~Hebizuka> *The dead Soldier's body is bearing items that may be of use.* [17:50] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Don't thank me." She searches the corpse [17:52] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing and armor >Weapons and related >LBE and contents [17:53] <Stellar_Blackscale> LBE [17:54] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [17:54] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 0 units - Ammo pouch (4 units), Consumables pouch (3 units) [17:54] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, FRAG-12, 4 rounds [17:54] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Purse - Value 15-150 P$ (1d136 +14) [17:56] * Stellar_Blackscale takes the cash [17:56] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 136 +14 [17:56] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 136 ] [ Rolls: 10 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [17:56] <~SU_Tempest> *You grab 24 P$.* [17:57] <~Hebizuka> Total money carried: 273 P$ [17:57] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Good luck." She shrugs politely at the tengu [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Thank you again... [17:57] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms1 [17:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Unique door: 4170 - Roomstyle: 283 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [17:57] <Stellar_Blackscale> 4170 it is [17:58] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There's a scientist here, sitting on a crate; he looks tired, worried, and out of breath. Next to him is a colored door, on top of the usual 3.* [17:59] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Hello." [18:00] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Gah.. uh... hello there... [18:00] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: I uh... I need some help! [18:02] <Stellar_Blackscale> "What kind of help?" [18:02] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: *ahem* I uh.. I ran away from my lab... a... a kind of demon barged in and started thrashing everything... I'm unarmed so I ran away... but I NEED to get back! I'm... I'm just too scared to go in again... Please, could you get in and make it ...g-go away? Please? [18:03] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Very well." [18:04] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: oh thank you, thank you! I'll make sure to reward you... please go through this colored door and... do it! [18:04] <~Hebizuka> Mission start (!mrooms1 throughout the whole mission) [18:06] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms1 [18:06] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Unique door: 2288 - Roomstyle: 247 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [18:07] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Someone left a weapon in the corner that the scientist probably didn't see!* [18:08] <Stellar_Blackscale> examine the weapon [18:08] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH SV-98 sniper rifle | 7.62x54mm R - SV-98 magazine (10+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + PSO-1 4-24x scope. Weight: 22 [18:09] * Stellar_Blackscale stores her SMG, equips the SV-98 [18:10] <~Hebizuka> *Class 1 weapon equipped!* [18:10] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms1 [18:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Unique door: 2931 - Roomstyle: 181 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [18:10] <~Hebizuka> *This weapon has a scope. You can use the scope during combat to have a boost of accuracy (FT-1), but you can't shoot more than once per turn if you use it.* [18:14] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into another regular, featureless room. You spot a blueprint rolled up, on the floor.* [18:15] * Stellar_Blackscale examines the blueprint [18:15] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, BrassK, 15 Metal, 0 Wood, 0 Plastic" [18:16] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms1 [18:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Unique door: 3583 - Roomstyle: 117 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [18:17] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a hospital bedroom, again. But this one is abandoned. All you see is an object on the floor...* [18:17] <Stellar_Blackscale> Examine object [18:18] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Unidentified [18:18] <Stellar_Blackscale> Spare [18:18] <~Hebizuka> 8/35 [18:19] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms1 [18:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Unique door: 2068 - Roomstyle: 276 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [18:21] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a laboratory... finding yourself in front of the demon the scientist mentioned; and what demon. A succubus!* [18:22] <Stellar_Blackscale> Examine succubus [18:23] <~Hebizuka> *Mostly humanoid in shape, she has red skin all over, black hair, and seems to wear nothing at all, as you note by the exposed breasts. She also sports a pair of large, bat-like wings suited to someone her size, and an arrow-tipped tail.* [18:26] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hello." [18:26] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: ...Hello. You're not quite the person I expected. [18:27] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Who were you expecting?" [18:28] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: It's... none of your business. Now, get out of the way. [18:29] <Stellar_Blackscale> "It is my business. I've been hired to make you leave, but I want to hear your side of the story before I resort to violence. It'd pain me to mar such beauty" [18:30] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: So he hired the first idiot he saw on his way. Well then, I'll have to kick your ass out of there myself! *She gets into a stance.* [18:31] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Why are you so desperate to get me out of here?" [18:31] <~Hebizuka> *She doesn't seem to want to listen. Will you attempt something?* [18:32] * Stellar_Blackscale grabs [18:32] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mroll 2 6 [18:32] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [18:33] <~Hebizuka> *The succubus deflects your attempt at grappling; this makes you waste your turn.* [18:33] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Get off of me! [18:33] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I'm merely trying to come to the most efficient solution to this problem." [18:33] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [18:34] <~Hebizuka> *The demon attempts kicking you away once.* [18:34] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:34] <EliasBot> [EXTREMITY] Left foot [18:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 6 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [18:35] <~Hebizuka> *She is successful, and makes you trip on the floor. On top of that, she hurts you, with that kick!* Pain: 11% [+11] - Footwear: 3.9/4 [-0.1] [18:36] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn.* [18:36] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: I'll stomp you like an insect for getting on my way... [18:36] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ow! For the love of... this isn't neccessary! I refuse to damage such a lovely figure." [18:36] * Stellar_Blackscale molests with tail~ [18:37] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:37] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [18:38] <~SU_Tempest> *The succubus refuses to let herself be caught by your antics and deflects you away again.* [18:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... What kind of succubus ARE you?" [18:38] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: One who doesn't forget she's also a demon! [18:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I don't follow." [18:39] <~SU_Tempest> *Black-colored energy begins emitting from the succubus's right hand. She's about to throw a ball of demonic energy!* [18:39] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [18:39] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left leg [18:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [18:39] <~Hebizuka> *You hear the ball crash on the floor in a loud "PLAM" sound, missing you entirely.* [18:40] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2. It's now your turn.* [18:40] * Stellar_Blackscale attempts molestation again [18:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Calm *DOWN*" [18:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [18:41] <~Hebizuka> *You grab, and pin down the succubus on the floor. Both of you drop on the floor... with you on top.* [18:41] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Ah! [18:41] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [18:41] <~Hebizuka> *The demon tries to wriggle her way out of your grasp...* [18:42] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Argh, you stupid girl, get off of me! [18:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [18:42] <~Hebizuka> *She breaks free by elbowing your face.* [18:43] <~Hebizuka> *Ouch! That has GOT to hurt!* Pain: 19% [+12] [18:43] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3. It's now your turn.* [18:43] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Guuuhhhh... you're trying my PATIENCE!" [18:43] * Stellar_Blackscale attempts to restore the pin [18:44] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [18:44] <~Hebizuka> *And you pin her down. Again.* [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> *The succubus starts throwing a hissy fit.* [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Will you LET me GO?! You stupid BITCH! [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> *What else can she do other than attempt to break free AGAIN.* [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:45] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> *She pushes you away, sending you rolling on the floor. Without damage, this time.* [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: I will KILL you! [18:45] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4...* [18:46] <Stellar_Blackscale> "NO, YOU WON'T." [18:46] <~Hebizuka> *...now your turn again.* [18:46] * Stellar_Blackscale the cat fight continues [18:46] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [18:46] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: DAMN YOU! [18:46] <~Hebizuka> *And you land on her, successfully, once more.* [18:46] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [18:48] <~SU_Tempest> *The succubus tries AGAIN to escape from you...* [18:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [18:48] <~Hebizuka> *She manages to. Pushing you away ONCE MORE!* [18:48] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb. What the hell is WRONG with you, girl? Just stop your shit! [18:48] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 5... oh god. It's now your turn again...* [18:49] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [18:49] <~Hebizuka> *Though you didn't describe, I'm assuming that after 5 turns of doing the same, you are again trying to catch her. Well you do manage, again.* [18:49] <Kliff> (The sound of munching popcorn plays over the loudspeaker in the room.) [18:49] <~Hebizuka> (^ I'm not even removing that from the logs) [18:50] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU [18:50] <~Hebizuka> *Again she tries breaking free.* [18:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [18:50] <~Hebizuka> *And ANOTHER elbow to the face! Ow!* Pain: 25% [+12] [18:50] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Gaaah! I will succeed at thiiis!" [18:50] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 6. It is now your turn... again.* [18:51] <Stellar_Blackscale> She attempts AGAIN [18:51] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [18:51] <~Hebizuka> *Again the succubus is in your unwelcome embrace.* [18:52] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn... again.* [18:52] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: BITCH! BITCH! *She's crying in rage, by now.* [18:52] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:52] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [18:52] <~Hebizuka> *And she escapes. Again.* [18:52] <~Hebizuka> *...End of Turn 7.* [18:52] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Damnit, I'll get you this tiiime!" [18:52] <~Hebizuka> *It's your turn now.* [18:53] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Someone help me from this hugging bitch!... [18:53] <Stellar_Blackscale> She's dead set on not stopping this time [18:53] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [18:53] <~Hebizuka> *Pin down successful.* [18:53] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [18:53] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Aaaugh! [18:54] <~Hebizuka> *She desperately tries to get away again.* [18:54] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:54] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [18:54] <~Hebizuka> *And she manages to, pushing you off again...* [18:54] <~Hebizuka> *End of turn... *sigh*... 8.* [18:54] <~Hebizuka> *Now your turn...* [18:54] <Stellar_Blackscale> "GRRRR. HOW ARE YOU SO SLIPPERY?" [18:54] <Stellar_Blackscale> She continues with her insanity [18:55] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:55] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [18:55] <~Hebizuka> *But the succubus evades you, this time. And she manages to stand up once more.* [18:55] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn.* [18:55] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Eeerk! Eat shit! [18:55] <~Hebizuka> *She tries kicking you again...* [18:55] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:55] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [18:55] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:55] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [18:56] <~Hebizuka> *She stomps your back, but you take no damage; it was padded by your flak jacket.* [18:56] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn (9).* [18:56] <Stellar_Blackscale> "GET BACK DOWN HERE." [18:56] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [18:56] <~Hebizuka> *Your turn once more.* [18:56] <~Hebizuka> *But the succubus plays eel, and evades you once more, hell-bent on NOT getting caught. And she wants to kill you, too!* [18:57] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [18:57] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: I've got enough of this. EAT THAT. [18:57] <~SU_Tempest> *She prepares another ball of black energy... and hurls it at you.* [18:57] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [18:57] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [18:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [18:57] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Why? I just want to work things out peacefully!!!!" [18:58] <~Hebizuka> *WHAM. You're sent across the room as a ball of energy PUNCHES through your stomach, causing quite the pain, and grating to your flak jacket.* Pain: 48% [+31], Body armor: 3/4 [-1] [18:58] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 10...* [18:58] <~Hebizuka> *Now your turn...* [18:59] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: The FUCK do you mean "peacefully"? [18:59] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I mean CALM DOWN AND TALK WITH ME." [18:59] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: You're trying to grab me like a fucking sumo since forever! I ain't letting some crazy bitch take me down! [18:59] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You threatened to kick me out of the room when I tried to talk!" [19:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I was trying to hold you still for a goddamned minute." [19:00] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Get the FUCK out! Get the FUCK out! I HATE YOU! [19:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Whhhhy?" [19:01] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: I HATE YOU! UUGGHHHH! [19:01] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I'm so confused." [19:02] <~Hebizuka> *It's still your turn. What will you do?* [19:02] <Stellar_Blackscale> GRAB HER AGAIN. [19:02] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [19:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [19:03] <~Hebizuka> *You pin her down... again.* [19:04] <~Hebizuka> *AGAIN the succubus doesn't WANT to let herself be pinned down like that.* [19:04] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn.* [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [19:04] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [19:04] <~Hebizuka> *And she just barely escapes your grasp. A-GAIN.* [19:05] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 11...* [19:05] * Stellar_Blackscale frowns. "Hrrrm. Re-evaluating strategy. [19:05] <~Hebizuka> *Your turn... uh-gain.* [19:05] * Stellar_Blackscale knees succubus in the crotch [19:05] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [19:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [19:06] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 +1 (6). You miss due to penalty for aiming at a weak point. The succubus evades that knee jerk attack...* [19:06] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn.* [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: WHY DON'T YOU DIE?! [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> *She's litterally crying in rage and frustration.* [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> *She throws a punch at you in total desperation...* [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [19:07] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [19:07] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [19:07] <~Hebizuka> *Bop. It lands on your flak jacket and doesn't even cause the tiniest amount of pain.* [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: UUGGHHHH. [19:08] <~Hebizuka> *End of ... Turn 12...* [19:08] * Stellar_Blackscale slams her in the crotch with her tail [19:08] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [19:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [19:08] <~Hebizuka> *BANG!!!* [19:09] <~Hebizuka> *PUNT!! You kick her SO HARD you send her right into the ceiling. And she is propelled downwards again from the additional pain of hitting the ceiling. Her face is forever frozen in the worst expression of pain possible.* [19:09] <Stellar_Blackscale> "N-no... T-that wasn't what I was trying to do D:" [19:11] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Oh god oh god I'm so sorry." [19:11] <~Hebizuka> *The succubus is bordering passing out...* [19:11] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn.* [19:12] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: flefjirgh.. [20:03] <~SU_Tempest> *The succubus feels completely confused.* [20:03] <~SU_Tempest> *She has been disoriented by that hard hit to the head, and doesn't attack, or reply. She's just lights out without being lights out.* [20:03] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 13. Dear gods.* [20:03] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [20:04] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "... Sorry sorry sorry I hope I didn't do any serious damage there." [20:04] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT attempts to lift the succubus and bridal carry her out of the room. [20:04] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: ...blargh leave me alone... [20:04] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT slips her tail inside the succubus [20:05] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Don't be like that... I'll make you feel better..." [20:06] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: EEP... no no no no it's wrong it's wrong... i'm... supposed to.. be the one who... rapes... [20:06] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: ...not the other way around... gosh my head... [20:06] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "No no... this is the right way around~ You're all confused after that bang on the head~" [20:07] <~SU_Tempest> *The succubus wants to NOT moan, but she can't help it, what with that tail of yours getting "in" the way...* [20:08] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: ahhhrgh... put me DOWN [20:08] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT lowers her onto her tail further "Okay~ You're down~" [20:10] <~SU_Tempest> *The demon gasps in surprise and rears her head, unable to resist.* [20:10] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT presses the advantage and kisses the demon~ [20:12] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: mmmrf... [20:13] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT tugs on the Succibus's own tail~ [20:13] <~SU_Tempest> *With how much she was in pain previously, the demon completely gives in, for lack of being able of doing anything else. * [20:14] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: ...i'll let you screw me... and then I'll leave, I'll be gone.. agh... [20:14] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: D-deal?.. [20:14] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Awww... but I don't want you to leave... I want you to stay with meee~" [20:15] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: just get on with it already.... ... [20:15] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "I want help exploring this place~" [20:16] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT tailfucks the succubus harder [20:16] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "And you're so beautiful~" [20:16] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "And beautiful things should be mine~" [20:17] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: AAHHNnn.. just get on with itt... pleaasseee.... shoot me... screw me... DO SOMETHING... [20:17] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Not til you swear to become my pet~" [20:18] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: NEVER... [20:19] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Then we'll just keep on like this~ And you'll never be satisfied~" [20:20] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: UUUGHHH... [20:20] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: OKAY, OKAY... Just... PUT ME DOWN... Stop it, STOP IT, I'll come with you... PLEASE stop it... [20:20] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Do you swear~?" [20:20] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: YES, I SWEAR I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT JUST PUT ME DOWN [20:21] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Swear you'll be my pet." Her tone seriouses up a bit. "Swear on your true name. That's a thing demons are supposed to do, right?" [20:22] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: YES, I SWEAR I'LL BE YOUR PET... *Panicking.* [20:23] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Swear love and loyalty... and you'll have release~" [20:23] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> She lowers her a bit closer to the ground as a show of good faith [20:24] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Yes, yes... I swear... love and loyalty... *Still in shock.* [20:24] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Good." She lets her down. [20:26] <~Hebizuka> *The tailsex abuse counts as an SE.* [20:26] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker creaks.* [20:27] <~SU_Tempest> Well, well. Since you are bringing her with you and she seems to have sworn loyalty, we'll bring you back to the scientist. A telepad is on the floor for you. Good job, I have to say it's an original way. [20:28] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Thank you~ Come along, my dear... what is your name?" [20:29] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Lauta... [20:29] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT pets Lauta "Don't worry... you'll find this to be enjoyable~" [20:30] <~SU_Tempest> *Lauta slowly stands up and follows...* [20:32] <~SU_Tempest> Go ahead on the telepad, now. [20:32] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT steps onto the telepad, holding Lauta's hand [20:32] <~Hebizuka> *Lauta, the Succubus, became your ally. Beware as she is in heavy pain.* [20:35] <~Hebizuka> *You are telepadded back to the scientist. Needless to say, he is scared SHITLESS of seeing you bringing her back.* [20:35] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I TOLD YOU TO MAKE HER GO AWAY!! [20:36] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "I did. She's coming with me and will be leaving you alone. I'd note she's not in your lab any more." [20:36] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: ... ... okay... i guess that's... okay. [20:36] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Do you have any pain medication more like?" [20:37] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: I don't want to chase you anymore old man... i'm... too much in pain. [20:37] <~SU_Tempest> *The scientist quickly opens up his crate, and throws you a bag of money.* [20:37] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: J-just take that and go buy yourself some... [20:37] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Okay." [20:37] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT sighs and takes the money [20:38] <~Hebizuka> *You obtained: 2000 P$* [20:38] <~Hebizuka> Total money carried 2273 P$ [20:38] <~Hebizuka> 10.73/35 [20:38] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete! [20:39] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> !mrooms3 [20:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale|LPT ] Left door: 4096 - Front door: 2244 - Right door: 3794 - Roomstyle: 147 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [20:39] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: My head... *Rubs her temple with one of her hands.* [20:39] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> 3794 [20:40] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "I'm sorry dear... I didn't mean to be so forceful... I'll get you something to help with the pain as soon as I can" [20:40] <~Hebizuka> *Your own levels of pain are starting to subside.* [20:42] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT stretches [20:47] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. A -big- fight is about to start in this room, between two sides. On one side, two youkai; a tanuki with a battle rifle, and a kitsune with a pistol. On the other side, two Maze Soldiers, one has a sniper rifle and the other, an assault rifle.* [20:48] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT looks around for cover [20:49] <~SU_Tempest> *Roll @cover to find some.* [20:49] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> @cover [20:49] <EliasBot> A block of opaque ballistic glass. (50%, Kev-2, SUPER STRONG) [20:49] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT pulls her succubus ally behind it [20:49] <~SU_Tempest> *Now roll a 2d6 to take cover.* [20:50] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> !mdice 2 6 [20:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale|LPT ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [20:50] <~Hebizuka> *Both of you make it behind the ballistic glass, silently and quickly enough. You can still act first!* [20:51] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT pulls out her sniper and scopes a shot at the Maze Soldier sniper's head [20:51] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> !mdice 2 6 [20:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale|LPT ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [20:53] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 -1 +1 (5). You manage to hit the sniper rifle-wielding Soldier in the head. The bullet crashes onto the Soldier's helmet, sending him on his back; he survived, but with a BAD concussion.* [20:53] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: ACK!! [20:53] <~Hebizuka> *The group of soldiers heard you, and see you as an enemy.* [20:53] <~Hebizuka> *The group of youkai are surprised to see the soldier go down; and think of you as a positive presence!* [20:53] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [20:54] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: ... what should I do... I don't get in fights usually... [20:55] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Just stay out of it for now. Even if you were prepared for it you're not exactly in good shape. Sorry." [20:55] <~SU_Tempest> *The ally forfeits her turn.* [20:55] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 First turn (1: Youkai - 2: Soldier) [20:55] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [20:55] <~Hebizuka> *The youkai take up the opportunity and begin attacking the soldiers before they can react!* [20:56] <~Hebizuka> *The tanuki's rifle has a reflex sight; the youkai uses it to attack the un-hurt soldier, shooting three rounds on the chest and another two in the head.* [20:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 6 [20:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 3 2 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [20:57] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 4 and 5. But the tanuki misses on both targets, sending bullets flying way high.* [20:57] <~Hebizuka> *The kitsune takes up the occasion too and fires three shots at the unhurt soldier with their pistol.* [20:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [20:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [20:58] <~Hebizuka> *The soldier is hit, but doesn't even seem to LOOK hurt at all!* [20:58] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: ...Fucking! Crap gun§ [20:58] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: INCOMING FIRE [20:58] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: Argh... my head! [20:58] <~Hebizuka> *Soldiers' turn...* [20:59] <~Hebizuka> *The first soldier kneels back up and attempts attacking you, firing in your direction; one shot.* [20:59] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [20:59] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [20:59] <~Hebizuka> *The bullet lodges itself in the block of ballistic glass, causing a fractal of broken glass to appear on it...* [21:00] <~Hebizuka> *It shook up your cover but it still stands!* [21:00] <~Hebizuka> *The second soldier attempts shooting back at the youkai; they too has a reflex sight, and uses it to fire a salvo of three shots on each of the youkai!* [21:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 6 [21:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [21:01] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 5 and 5. But, almost as badly as the tanuki earlier, it's all missed shots again.* [21:01] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1! It's now your turn.* [21:02] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT takes aim at the first soldier again. This time she'll put the bullet all the way in his head. [21:02] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> !mdice 2 6 [21:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale|LPT ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 5 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [21:02] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: URK! [21:03] <~Hebizuka> *The soldier drops like a fly as a second bullet comes crashing on their head, killing them.* [21:03] <~Hebizuka> Stellar Blackscale [SV-98] Maze Soldier #1 [21:04] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [21:04] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: *Curls up in fear behind the block of ballistic glass.* [21:04] <~SU_Tempest> *She won't attack, she's too scared!* [21:04] <~Hebizuka> *Youkai team turn...* [21:05] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: Hell yeah, get some! [21:05] <~SU_Tempest> *The tanuki opens fire on the second soldier once more, firing four shots.* [21:05] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [21:05] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [21:05] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [21:05] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [21:06] <~Hebizuka> *TINK TINK TINK TUNK. Four bullets come raining down like hellfire on the soldier's face, disfiguring them and de-lodging brains and skull bone out of their cranium.* [21:06] <~Hebizuka> Tanuki [Armalite AR-10] Maze Soldier #2 (kill -not- credited to you) [21:06] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [21:07] * Stellar_Blackscale|LPT pets Lauta [21:07] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: YEAH! [21:07] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: Nice shot. I better drop this peashooter for something better myself.. [21:08] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: Hey, snake girl! Nice shot! [21:09] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "No problem. Just passing by, is all." [21:10] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: ...it's over?... [21:11] <Stellar_Blackscale|LPT> "Yes... don't worry." [21:11] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [21:12] <~Hebizuka> 13 rooms, 2 kills, 1 SEs, 1 mission, 0 Amulet, 2273 P$, 0 Runs [21:12] <~Hebizuka> Score: [21:13] <~Hebizuka> 45 points [21:13] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: [21:13] <~Hebizuka> 42nd ex-aequo (with Utsuho Reiuji) [+10] [21:14] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats (which are also your all-time stats for today) [21:14] <~Hebizuka> Shots: 5/5 [21:14] <~Hebizuka> Melee: 1/1 [21:14] <~Hebizuka> Accuracy: 100% [21:15] <~Hebizuka> +1 pistol kills, +1 precision rifle kills, +2 Soldier kills [21:15] <~Hebizuka> +2 headshot as well.