Log:Game 84 (Meta, no ontology)

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[00:35] <~Hebizuka> Well then
[00:35] <Kaguya> ill just be a bit slow
[00:36] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to Mazeworld, Kaguya Houraisan. You're having a strange dream... maybe it's the October mood...
[00:36] <~Hebizuka> You dream about zombie survival...
[00:36] <~Hebizuka> ...
[00:37] <~Hebizuka> Welcome to ZombMaze, Kaguya Houraisan... The Mazes have been overrun by zombies, and you have to survive for as long as possible. You knew this day would come; Shit Really Hit the Fan. With your Benelli M4S90 shotgun, your Glock 17 pistol, nothing but clothes on your back, and a large backpack ready to carry food and supplies you conveniently forgot to buy, you're ready.
[00:38] <~Hebizuka> Type !mrooms3 to begin surviving..
[00:41] <Kaguya> !mrooms3
[00:41] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Left door: 4374 - Front door: 1606  - Right door: 5296  - Roomstyle: 167 - Enemy strength: 2 /6
[00:41] * Kaguya front door
[00:43] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3
[00:43] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ]
[00:43] <~SU_Tempest> @zombenc
[00:43] <EliasBot> 6 zombies
[00:44] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into a grassy room, filled with six zombies! You glimpse a box of ammo in the back of the room, but it's gonna be tough reaching it with all of those hunks of living dead meat standing around. What will you do?...*
[00:46] <Kaguya> ..
[00:47] * Kaguya feels like shes made of polygons
[00:47] * Kaguya grabs handgun
[00:47] * Kaguya rather shotgun
[00:47] * Kaguya fire at zombie 1
[00:47] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[00:47] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 5 ] [ Total Score: 11 ]
[00:49] <~Hebizuka> *Great shot! Seven pellets landed in the bastard's chest! This was sufficient to blow its chest out, spreading dead flesh just about everywhere.*
[00:50] <~Hebizuka> *The zombie collapses on the floor, only a tiny figment of life left - those things just CLING to undead status, don't they? - but it's completely unable to move at all.*
[00:50] <Kaguya> eh ill finish it off later
[00:50] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...*
[00:51] <~Hebizuka> *They're surprised by your sudden coming,to say the least!*
[00:51] <~Hebizuka> *Zombie #2 approaches you, with the intention of clawing you...*
[00:51] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim
[00:51] <EliasBot> [HEAD] Head (Torso if firearm, unless 12 is scored.)
[00:51] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6
[00:51] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ]
[00:53] <~Hebizuka> *Ouch! That slashed through your head and caused disturbing wounds! You don't feel great all of a sudden...* Pain +75% [+75%] - Open wound to the head (total wounds open: 1)
[00:54] <~Hebizuka> *Other zombies wuuurgh and wauugh around, content to watch the human being mutilated by one colleague, but they all approach you, amassing themselves to try and encircle you. Of course they are weak as a wall, but...*
[00:55] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.*
[00:55] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100
[00:55] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 78 ] [ Total Score: 78 ]
[00:55] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.*
[00:56] * Kaguya backs up
[00:56] * Kaguya shotguns the next zombie
[00:56] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[00:56] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ]
[00:57] <~Hebizuka> *You send three pellets to Zombie #2's chest, causing only medium damage.*
[00:58] <~Hebizuka> *Now they get angry, and Zombie #2 snarls angrily at you.*
[00:58] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...*
[00:58] <~Hebizuka> *Zombie #5 snarls louder and tries to bite you!*
[00:58] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim
[00:58] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back)
[00:58] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6
[00:58] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 2 ] [ Total Score: 8 ]
[01:00] <~Hebizuka> *Ow! You felt those teeth bite you right on the chest. Right THROUGH the chest.* Pain: 101% [+28%] T-Shirt: 3.9 dmg [-0.1]
[01:00] <~Hebizuka> *And that's enough for your battered body to decide to snap, it seems.*
[01:00] <~Hebizuka> *But something happens...*
[01:00] <~Hebizuka> *MEANWHILE IN THE GM ROOM*
[01:00] * Kaguya dream body explodes killing the zombies
[01:00] <~Hebizuka> ...oh come on. Zero point ZombMaze run?
[01:00] <~Hebizuka> No, that's just not possible. 
[01:00] <~Hebizuka> There ought to be ... Naaah. I'm not that mean.
[01:01] <~SU_Tempest> I thought you prided yourself on being an asshole?
[01:01] <~Hebizuka> Shut up.
[01:01] * ~Hebizuka grabs a microphone
[01:01] <~Hebizuka> Ahem, ahem. To Kaguya's player, if he or she can hear me. Do you want to try ZombMaze again? That didn't go as well as I thought.
[01:01] <Kaguya> (no thanks)
[01:01] <~Hebizuka> Fair enough.
[01:01] <~SU_Tempest> Let's go back to work
[01:01] <~Hebizuka> *BACK IN THE MAZES...*
[01:02] <~Hebizuka> ...
[01:02] <~Hebizuka> *You wake up after making a bad dream about zombies eating you.*
[01:02] * Kaguya jerks awake
[01:02] <Kaguya> ..
[01:02] <Kaguya> I've been fighting too long..
[01:02] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Are you all right?
[01:03] <Kaguya> .. i dreamed about fighting zombies =w=
[01:03] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Kaguya Houraisan. You visited 440 rooms. Next special room at the 444th. No urgent condition to report. !mrooms3 to continue
[01:03] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Is Halloween getting to you? ... I'm surprised we even celebrate this in the Mazes.
[01:05] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: *She quickly checks her own weapons, making sure everything is locked and loaded.*
[01:07] <Kaguya> that and how long I've been fighting..
[01:07] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: We gotta move on, though... 
[01:09] * Kaguya nods
[01:09] <Kaguya> !mrooms3
[01:09] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Left door: 648 - Front door: 2523  - Right door: 1611  - Roomstyle: 14 - Enemy strength: 5 /6
[01:13] * Kaguya takes front door
[01:15] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!*
[01:16] <~Hebizuka> *Been a while? You land into a vault room. There are three vaults here, protected by 3-digit keypads. There is also a strange-looking item on the floor.*
[01:16] * Kaguya looks at the item
[01:16] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A giant drill bit. Made of a metal called high speed steel, and coated in titanium nitride. It is capable of cutting through a lot of materials.
[01:16] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Wow...
[01:17] * Kaguya picks it up
[01:17] <Kaguya> sure i guess ill keep this
[01:18] <~Hebizuka> *It weighs 1.*
[01:19] <~Hebizuka> 49.86/80
[01:21] <Kaguya> !mrooms3
[01:21] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Left door: 694 - Front door: 1484  - Right door: 5200  - Roomstyle: 161 - Enemy strength: 6 /6
[01:21] * Kaguya enters the right door
[01:22] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a dead body on the floor... as well as a supply crate.*
[01:23] * Kaguya checks out the deadbody
[01:25] <~Hebizuka> *A dead Maze Citizen.*
[01:25] <~Hebizuka> >Physical appearance >Clothing and armor >Weapons >LBE and contents
[01:25] * Kaguya digs in its LBE
[01:26] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents=
[01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] Handbag - Capacity 20 units - No special pouches
[01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Beretta 92 series 15-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.15 [Ammo: 15/15]
[01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Raspberries. 1d3
[01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Shrimps. 2d3
[01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Unidentified
[01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Purse - Value 15-150 P$ (1d136 +14)
[01:26] * Kaguya takes the money the food and the blue pill
[01:26] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 136 +14
[01:26] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 136 ] [ Rolls: 23 ] [ Total Score: 23 ]
[01:27] <~SU_Tempest> *You find 37 P$.*
[01:27] <~Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1403 P$.*
[01:27] <~Hebizuka> Weight: 52.86/80
[01:33] * Kaguya checks out the supply crate
[01:33] <~Hebizuka> *A Type-D supply crate. Open?*
[01:33] * Kaguya opens up
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> =Type-D supply crate=
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Panties (Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 1
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Spinel - Value 50-150 P$ (1d101 +49)
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Spinel - Value 50-150 P$ (1d101 +49)
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Spinel - Value 50-150 P$ (1d101 +49)
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Spinel - Value 50-150 P$ (1d101 +49)
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of mineral water. 1d3 
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of mineral water. 1d3 
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Ruger Mark III pistol | .22 Long Rifle - Mark III magazine (10+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [Ammo: 10/10]
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Ruger Mark III 10-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [Ammo: 0/10]
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Ruger Mark III 10-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [Ammo: 0/10]
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Ruger Mark III 10-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [Ammo: 0/10]
[01:35] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .22 Long Rifle, 30 rounds
[01:36] * Kaguya shrugs and grabs spinels
[01:37] <~Hebizuka> 56.86/80
[01:39] <Kaguya> !mrooms 3
[01:39] <Kaguya> !mrooms3
[01:39] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Left door: 2864 - Front door: 5183  - Right door: 2042  - Roomstyle: 90 - Enemy strength: 1 /6
[01:39] * Kaguya front door
[01:41] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2
[01:41] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ]
[01:42] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a military bedroom. There is a lone DF Soldier here with an assault rifle, watching TV on a small TV set. You also notice a strange object on the nightstand... (You can check @whatsonTV)*
[01:43] <~Hebizuka> *There is also one door only.*
[01:43] * Kaguya faceshots the soldier with handgun
[01:43] <Kaguya> !mndice 2 6
[01:43] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[01:43] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ]
[01:43] <~Hebizuka> Kaguya Houraisan [Para P-14.45] DF Soldier
[01:44] <~Hebizuka> *You give this Soldier a new facial orifice that sends them out of business permanently.*
[01:44] <Kaguya> @whatsontv
[01:44] <EliasBot> [Medical drama] Lance's Anatomy
[01:44] <Kaguya> ..
[01:44] * Kaguya giggles
[01:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Mokou headtilts at the TV.*
[01:44] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[01:44] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 2570  - Roomstyle: 69 - Enemy strength: 3 /6
[01:44] * Kaguya walks through
[01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...Hold on.
[01:45] <Kaguya> hmm?
[01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: *Looks at the item on the nightstand and shows it to you, a bit embarrassed.*
[01:45] * Kaguya looks at it
[01:45] <~Hebizuka> [Key item] You have found handcuffs! 2d6 to use. Successful roll: Target rolls 2d6 to escape, highest score of the two succeeds. If 12, auto-cuff. If failed: turn end.
[01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Do you, uh... want those?
[01:45] * Kaguya pockets them
[01:46] <Kaguya> yeah i can think of some uses for them
[01:46] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Okay... Let's keep going then...
[01:46] * Kaguya goes through the door
[01:47] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an engineering workshop. An Engineer is present here, with the crafting shop open.*
[01:48] * Kaguya glances around a bit
[01:48] <Kaguya> eh nothing for me here
[01:49] <Kaguya> !mrooms3
[01:49] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Left door: 998 - Front door: 3590  - Right door: 5232  - Roomstyle: 50 - Enemy strength: 2 /6
[01:49] * Kaguya right door
[02:05] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 448
[02:06] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2
[02:06] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ]
[02:08] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a mess hall. There is a Maze Soldier with a submachine gun, quietly eating some fruit at one of the tables. You also spot a shiny on the floor, not far from where you stand.*
[02:10] * Kaguya typical soldier reaction.. faceshot
[02:10] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[02:10] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ]
[02:10] <~Hebizuka> *The bullet whizzes above Soldier's head and hits the far wall. He didn't hear a thing.*
[02:11] <Kaguya> (.. what XD)
[02:12] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...*
[02:13] <~Hebizuka> *She knows that you didn't manage to shoot the target and instinctively reacts by bringing up her own to support you. Your ally chooses the Desert Eagle, mostly because it was the fastest weapon she could reach, then dumps two shots towards the Soldier's chest.*
[02:13] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6
[02:13] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 8 ]
[02:15] <~Hebizuka> *Well, that was more like the back, but still. Both bullets hit... and they didn't manage to kill. Ah, the wonders of body armor... This did shake up the military person into agony...*
[02:15] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...Oh, oh shit... Shit, I screwed up? 
[02:15] <~SU_Tempest> *Enemy's turn...*
[02:15] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Temerity
[02:15] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 75 ] [ Total Score: 75 ]
[02:15] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Whoever shoots people in the back has no fuckin' honor!
[02:16] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier turns around, grabs the submachine gun and returns fire at Mokou, firing a volley of seven shots.*
[02:16] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim
[02:16] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right leg
[02:16] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6
[02:16] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 4 ] [ Total Score: 10 ]
[02:17] <~Hebizuka> *That submachine gun was silenced! All seven shots land onto Mokou's right thigh, in a tight group. This hurts only mildly, though.* Pain: 8% [+8%]
[02:17] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.*
[02:17] <~Hebizuka> *It is now your turn.*
[02:26] <Kaguya> ..
[02:26] <Kaguya> ow
[02:27] * Kaguya face shots
[02:27] * Kaguya with hand gun
[02:27] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[02:27] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 2 ] [ Total Score: 8 ]
[02:27] <~Hebizuka> *Successful shot... at last. You shut the Soldier up with a .45 slug in the teeth. This is not pretty.*
[02:28] <~Hebizuka> Kaguya Houraisan [Para P-14.45] Maze Soldier
[02:28] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight!* (2 turns)
[02:31] <Kaguya> =w=
[02:33] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Great shot, Kaguya... 
[02:34] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: I... I'm sorry, I should've fired more, or or... or picked another weapon... I screwed up!
[02:35] <Kaguya> dont worry about it
[02:35] <Kaguya> you learn through experience
[02:35] * Kaguya leans over and pecks her lips softly before going on~
[02:35] <~SU_Tempest> *She blushes madly...*
[02:35] * Kaguya checking out the shiny
[02:35] <~SU_Tempest> *...and represses the wish to freak out.*
[02:36] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Dark red gem - Unidentified
[02:36] * Kaguya puts it away
[02:36] <Kaguya> its ok to freak out mokou *she wasnt reading her mind as much as, well she knew the other mokou well enough to guess*
[02:37] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...Wh-... WHY DID YOU KISS ME?!
[02:37] <~Hebizuka> 57.86/80
[02:41] <Kaguya> is it that bad?
[02:45] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...I totally ... did not see that coming! ...
[02:46] * Kaguya smiles a bit though its a bit sad "I've just been.. really lonely so sorry if i do weird things like that.."
[02:47] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: A... Ah... right... it's... okay, it's all right... I guess that's to be expected... you... yeah, it's nothing weird at all... Not weird at all.
[02:47] <~SU_Tempest> *She's trying to calm down.*
[02:49] * Kaguya blushes a bit looking away "Though I like you.."
[02:49] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Not weird at -aah? whu?
[02:49] <Kaguya> ahh lets go..
[02:49] <Kaguya> !mrooms3
[02:49] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Left door: 3996 - Front door: 776  - Right door: 1671  - Roomstyle: 149 - Enemy strength: 4 /6
[02:55] * Kaguya goes through the front door
[02:58] <~Hebizuka> *You make your way into a washitsu. There is a weapon left on the futon here...*
[02:59] * Kaguya glances at the weapon
[03:00] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH SV-98 sniper rifle | 7.62x54mm R - SV-98 magazine (10+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + PSO-1 4-24x scope. Weight: 22
[03:00] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...Oh,wow.
[03:00] <Kaguya> mm this looks vamiliar
[03:00] * Kaguya picks it up and pets it
[03:00] <~Hebizuka> *Mokou grabs it, and puts it in her backpack.*
[03:01] * Kaguya hands it over to mokou
[03:01] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Gonna be useful if I run out with the VSS...*
[03:02] <Kaguya> id prefer it over the vss
[03:02] <Kaguya> but id wait till we got more ammo for it
[03:03] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Yeah, I'll keep the VSS on my back for that.
[03:07] * Kaguya nods
[03:07] <Kaguya> !mrooms3
[03:07] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Left door: 91 - Front door: 1551  - Right door: 1875  - Roomstyle: 157 - Enemy strength: 4 /6
[03:07] * Kaguya left door
[03:11] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a scratched room. There are many @graffiti here, and only one door. You spot a box of ammo on the floor.*
[03:13] <Kaguya> @graffiti
[03:13] <EliasBot> the librarian never existed
[03:13] <Kaguya> ..
[03:13] * Kaguya checks out the ammo
[03:13] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .45 ACP, 50 rounds
[03:14] * Kaguya snatch
[03:15] <~Hebizuka> Total .45 ACP carried: 341
[03:15] <~Hebizuka> 58.36/80
[03:16] * Kaguya uses some of that to reload her P-14 magazine
[03:18] <~Hebizuka> Para P-14.45: Current magazine reloaded [+9 rounds, 14+1/14]
[03:18] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP remaining: 332
[03:18] <~Hebizuka> 58.27/80
[03:18] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[03:18] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 131  - Roomstyle: 198 - Enemy strength: 1 /6
[03:18] * Kaguya moves on
[03:19] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room with no doors.*
[03:19] <Kaguya> ...
[03:20] <~Hebizuka> *Suddenly, you hear the sound of thunder as Hebizuka appears!*
[03:20] <~Hebizuka> There, you are...
[03:20] <Kaguya> ..
[03:21] * Kaguya suddenly her eyes are purple and a surge of the spirit of Muramasa when confronted with Hebi "Can I kill you yet.."
[03:21] <~Hebizuka> Sooo... You're eager, aren't you. 
[03:22] <~Hebizuka> I've heard about your little jaunt... Ain't bad at all. 3 Amulets already, all ten ordeals completed, the Horsemen sent back to their makers... You ain't bad at all. You do have some potential.
[03:22] <Kaguya> i suppose I do..
[03:23] * Kaguya calms down a bit
[03:23] <~Hebizuka> In fact, I have an extra challenge for you.
[03:23] <Kaguya> hmm what is it
[03:23] <~Hebizuka> It's entirely optional, before you get rowdy... If you feel you shouldn't go through trouble, you can choose not to take it. But if you want to, all you have to know is that everything you've applied and learned throughout your journey, will be useful during this challenge.
[03:24] <~Hebizuka> I can't say more. But if you complete it, you will have one of the best rewards one can ever hope for in the Mazes.
[03:24] <Kaguya> ..
[03:25] <Kaguya> okay, i'll do it
[03:25] <~Hebizuka> Eager, indeed. Think about it because once you're in, there is no turning back until the end. You are sure you want to do it?
[03:27] <Kaguya> yeah
[03:28] <~Hebizuka> Fair enough, it has then been decided.
[03:28] * ~Hebizuka snaps her fingers, making a door appear.
[03:28] <~Hebizuka> Prepare yourself all you need in this room, then pass the door when you're ready to go. Good luck, Kaguya. You will need it.
[03:28] <~Hebizuka> Mission Start!
[03:29] * ~Hebizuka disappears in another thunderstorm effect.
[03:31] * Kaguya passes through the door
[03:31] <Kaguya> (do i need to mrooms?)
[03:31] <~SU_Tempest> (Yes)
[03:31] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[03:31] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 1499  - Roomstyle: 314 - Enemy strength: 6 /6
[03:31] * Kaguya enter
[03:33] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a grassy room. There is a weapon left here on the ground...*
[03:34] * Kaguya checks the weapon
[03:35] <Kaguya> .. hebi giving me an extra challenge..
[03:35] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Ruger Mini-30 rifle | 7.62x39mm - Mini-30 magazine (5+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 14
[03:35] * Kaguya leaves it behind
[03:35] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[03:35] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 3434  - Roomstyle: 148 - Enemy strength: 1 /6
[03:35] * Kaguya enters
[03:36] <~Hebizuka> *A butlerhouse, but it's abandoned... There isn't a single soul living here. All you see is another weapon on the floor.*
[03:37] * Kaguya checks this weapon too
[03:39] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Medieval broadsword - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 22
[03:39] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[03:39] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 3266  - Roomstyle: 252 - Enemy strength: 5 /6
[03:39] * Kaguya goes on
[03:40] <~Hebizuka> *Another scratched room, with more @graffiti. You see a strange object on the floor...*
[03:41] <Kaguya> @graffiti
[03:41] <EliasBot> *A suspicious stain.*
[03:41] <Kaguya> ..
[03:41] * Kaguya ignores it and checks out the object
[03:41] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A ceramic-plated jockstrap. Covered with titanium plating, both in front and back. It needs to be attached to something else to be worn...
[03:42] * Kaguya leaves it
[03:42] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[03:42] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 3086  - Roomstyle: 260 - Enemy strength: 6 /6
[03:42] * Kaguya goes through
[03:44] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a supply crate left there, all alone in the middle of the room.*
[03:46] * Kaguya checks the crate
[03:46] <~Hebizuka> *An AMMO-5 crate. Open?*
[03:47] * Kaguya opens
[03:47] <~Hebizuka> =AMMO-5 Crate=
[03:47] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 60 rounds
[03:47] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, slug, 60 rounds
[03:47] * Kaguya takes the slugs
[03:47] <~Hebizuka> Total 12 gauge slug carried: 145
[03:48] <~Hebizuka> 58.87/80
[03:48] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[03:48] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 3907  - Roomstyle: 175 - Enemy strength: 1 /6
[03:48] * Kaguya goes
[03:50] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into a laboratory. A hostile-looking incubus is present here...*
[03:50] * Kaguya presents handgun and drills 2 holes through its skull
[03:50] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[03:50] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ]
[03:54] <~Hebizuka> *You had -just- enough accuracy to make those precision-drilled holes there...*
[03:54] <~Hebizuka> Kaguya Houraisan [Para P-14.45] Incubus
[03:54] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)*
[04:09] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[04:09] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 2351  - Roomstyle: 185 - Enemy strength: 4 /6
[04:09] * Kaguya passes through
[04:27] <~Hebizuka> *Both you and Mokou are starting to be hungry.*
[04:27] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. It is occupied by three wargs.*
[04:30] * Kaguya goes to headshot 2 of them :V
[04:30] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[04:30] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ]
[04:30] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[04:30] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ]
[04:32] <~Hebizuka> *Ptew, ptew.*
[04:32] <~Hebizuka> *Bullets be flyin', Warg brains be poppin'. Two down, one to go.*
[04:32] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...*
[04:33] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: I've got this, I've got this...
[04:33] <~SU_Tempest> *Mokou looks down her scope, aiming at the head of the third and last warg, squeezing off just one shot.*
[04:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Mokou
[04:33] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ]
[04:35] <~Hebizuka> *Ptew. The very... Spetsialnaya sniper rifle, shoots a round in almost complete silence, and sends it just barely, right in the final warg's cerebral area. This translates to another kill.*
[04:35] <~Hebizuka> Mokou [VSS Vintorez] Warg #3
[04:35] <~Hebizuka> Kill credited to you.
[04:38] <Kaguya> well
[04:39] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[04:39] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 5393  - Roomstyle: 124 - Enemy strength: 3 /6
[04:39] * Kaguya goes on
[04:44] <~Hebizuka> *You meet three DF Soldiers with various firearms, all ready to attack you!*
[04:45] * Kaguya is now going to face shot 2 of them :3
[04:45] * Kaguya with handgun
[04:45] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[04:45] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ]
[04:45] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[04:45] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 4 ]
[04:46] <~Hebizuka> *You manage to shoot the first Soldier's face successfully, but you barely miss the second one's.*
[04:46] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: You'll pay for that, wench!
[04:47] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Don't call her a wench, bitch!
[04:47] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...*
[04:47] <~Hebizuka> *Mokou is visibly angry.*
[04:48] <~Hebizuka> *Your ally switches to Full-auto, and roughly aims at the second soldier, dumping four shots in their chest.*
[04:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Mokou
[04:48] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 9 ]
[04:48] <~Hebizuka> *The integrated silencer does its job wonderfully well, and takes down the second DF Soldier easily.*
[04:48] <~Hebizuka> Kaguya Houraisan [Para P-14.45] DF Soldier #1
[04:48] <~Hebizuka> Mokou [VSS Vintorez] DF Soldier #2 (KCTY)
[04:49] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...*
[04:50] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol3: Uhh... Umm...
[04:50] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol3: All I got is that semi-auto rifle... I got screwed at gun roulette... ...
[04:50] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol3: Will you uh... kill me less hard please?
[04:51] <Kaguya> if you leave we wont kill you at all
[04:51] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol3: ...Oh what the hell, no. I'm DF, I'm not a coward. Well fuck you anyway, I don't need a better gun to kill YOU!
[04:51] <~SU_Tempest> *He fires off five rounds at you.*
[04:51] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim
[04:51] <EliasBot> [EXTREMITY] Left hand
[04:51] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6
[04:51] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ]
[04:51] <Kaguya> your loss
[04:51] <~Hebizuka> *He somehow manages to land five shots right on your left hand!*
[04:51] <Kaguya> >.o ow
[04:55] <~Hebizuka> *You have five .223 sized holes in the left hand... all of which expelled blood when the bullets hurt...*
[04:56] <~Hebizuka> *...the pain is intense, too much for your body to handle. You collapse on the floor and you pass out.* Pain: 98% [+158, capped at 98], Bleeding: 5/22 [+5]*
[04:56] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1...*
[04:58] <~Hebizuka> *You're knocked out by pain, and you're between life and death, and your brain is remembering your entire life in the Mazes while you hear the wailing of the Banshee. You can't fight this turn.*
[05:00] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...*
[05:00] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...You... You killed Kaguya? YOU .. I'M GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOUR FACE
[05:00] <~SU_Tempest> *Mokou draws her Desert Eagle and... just goes apeshit crazy on the Soldier and dumps what's left of her magazine in them.*
[05:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Mokou
[05:00] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 4 ]
[05:01] <~Hebizuka> *Of course you do NOT go apeshit crazy with a Deagle.*
[05:02] <~Hebizuka> *The slide remains locked back after five failed shots... the DF Soldier is scared but tries not to look like they're scared.*
[05:02] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Y-y-yeah, I'm still alive... BITCH. ... ..fuck I shat myself
[05:03] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...*
[05:03] <~Hebizuka> *The enemy looks AFFECTED by the pee in the pants and the 201 foot long muzzle flashes that just burned their eyebrows.*
[05:03] <~SU_Tempest> !Mdice 1 100 Temerity
[05:03] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 18 ] [ Total Score: 18 ]
[05:04] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: ... HAVE MERCY FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU ALMOST RAPED ME WITH THAT FUCKING HUGE GUN OF YOURS!
[05:04] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: *Breaks down crying* I want my mommahhhh...
[05:04] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier drops their gun pitifully, their pants soaked in bodily fluids while they kneel down. They refuse to act this turn.*
[05:05] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2...*
[05:07] <~Hebizuka> *You're still stuck in limbo, but you're starting to see the light... You can't act this turn.
[05:07] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...*
[05:07] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...I survived... yeah... Yeah, I survived! I survived, motherfucker! Now you're gonna die!
[05:07] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: PLEASE HAVE MERCY!
[05:08] <~SU_Tempest> *Mokou draws her knife, and rushes towards the Soldier with the intent of stabbing... the crotch.*
[05:09] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Mokou
[05:09] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 ] [ Total Score: 5 ]
[05:09] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: AAAHHHH
[05:09] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: RRRRARRRGH
[05:09] <~Hebizuka> *She swishes and misses, but that's enough to make more brown notes in the Soldier's wimpy body.*
[05:10] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...*
[05:10] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier frantically crawls backwards, then catastrophically stands up and tries to run away like a little girl.*
[05:10] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Enemy escape
[05:10] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ]
[05:10] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: I QUIT, OH GOD I QUIT.
[05:10] <~Hebizuka> *The enemy has escaped. No more enemies in the fight!*
[05:10] <~Hebizuka> End of fight! (3 turns)
[05:11] <~Hebizuka> *You slowly wake up from your near-death state, in extreme pain.*
[05:12] <~Hebizuka> *You notice the Soldier even forgot his weapon on the floor!*
[05:12] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: YEAH, BITCH!
[05:12] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: RUN!
[05:12] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: So I don't have to CUT YOUR FUCKING GENITALS OFF!
[05:13] <Kaguya> .. nnnnn
[05:18] <Kaguya> mokou..
[05:18] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...A-ah? Kaguya?!?!
[05:18] <Kaguya> ow ow ow ow
[05:18] <Kaguya> x.x
[05:18] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: You're not dead?! S-so... I did this for... OH GOD KAGUYA ARE YOU OKAY
[05:19] <Kaguya> nnghh.. i will be
[05:20] <Kaguya> im lucky i still have my hand but that hurt like all helll.
[05:20] * Kaguya glances at her pain meter
[05:20] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Pain levels: 92%.
[05:21] * Kaguya then her hunger meter
[05:25] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger 44%.
[05:30] * Kaguya reaches into her bag and uses the morphine
[05:31] <~Hebizuka> *You stab yourself with the thick syringe, and inject yourself horse levels of morphine.*
[05:34] <~Hebizuka> Pain: 17% [-75%] - Strength 190% [-30%] - Under the effects of narcotic dampening
[05:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 6 Morphine
[05:34] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 13 ]
[05:35] <~SU_Tempest> *The tiny, feminine, mechanical voice of Kaguya's HEV suit intones: "Morphine administered."*
[05:35] <~SU_Tempest> *You further feel like polygons.*
[05:36] * Kaguya stands up
[05:36] <Kaguya> oh boy
[05:36] <Kaguya> ok lets go mokou
[05:36] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[05:36] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 4280  - Roomstyle: 140 - Enemy strength: 4 /6
[05:36] * Kaguya goes through the door
[05:39] <~Hebizuka> *You make your way in a room that surprises you first by the stench of gross, oddly arousing bodily odors. With good reason, it's populated by an Exotic Tentacle Monster.*
[05:40] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...oguwha wha wha WHAT IS THIS THING??
[05:40] <Kaguya> tentacle rape given flesh
[05:41] * Kaguya raises barrett
[05:41] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: WHAT IS THIS, A HENTAI MOVIE?
[05:41] * Kaguya fires 6 yimes into the center of it
[05:41] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[05:41] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ]
[05:42] <Kaguya> times*
[05:44] <~Hebizuka> *You massively overkill that hunk of raping flesh. Like there was any contest.*
[05:44] <~Hebizuka> Kaguya Houraisan [Barrett M82A1] Exotic Tentacle Monster
[05:44] * Kaguya reloads barrett
[05:45] <~Hebizuka> Barrett M82A1: Reloaded current magazine [+8 rounds, 10+1/10]
[05:45] <~Hebizuka> .50 BMG remaining: 22
[05:46] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[05:46] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 3669  - Roomstyle: 90 - Enemy strength: 2 /6
[05:46] * Kaguya enters
[05:47] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Hey, s-slow down...
[05:47] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: I forgot to reload too...
[05:47] <Kaguya> ah ok sorry
[05:47] <~Hebizuka> *Mokou removes the empty magazine from her Deagle, slapping in the fresh one and keeping the old one in her mag.*
[05:48] <~Hebizuka> Desert Eagle mkXIX: Swapped magazines [6+1/7 rounds]
[05:48] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: I'm all set, I think...
[05:49] <Kaguya> ok
[05:49] * Kaguya enters through the door
[05:49] <~Hebizuka> *You find yourself facing a Yautja in this new, arena-like room!*
[05:51] * Kaguya raises barrett and aims and scopes at one of its eyes before firing
[05:51] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[05:51] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 ] [ Total Score: 5 ]
[05:51] <Kaguya> god dammit
[05:51] <~Hebizuka> *You nearly miss the Yautja's eye. Too bad!*
[05:52] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...*
[05:52] <~SU_Tempest> *Mokou wordlessly pulls her Desert Eagle on the Yautja.*
[05:53] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: *Suddenly has a low voice with a foreign accent.* You're one... ugly motherfucker...
[05:54] <~Hebizuka> *She fires off three shots into the Yautja's chest.*
[05:55] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6
[05:55] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ]
[05:55] <~SU_Tempest> Yautja: Your aim is disgusting.
[05:55] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: *Normal voice again* IT TALKS??!
[05:57] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...*
[05:57] <~Hebizuka> *The Yautja rushes towards Mokou, going to attack her with a wristblade!*
[05:57] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim
[05:57] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back)
[05:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6
[05:57] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 9 ]
[05:58] <~Hebizuka> *CLANG. The HEV Suit blocked that attack.*
[05:58] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.*
[05:58] <~Hebizuka> *It is now your turn.*
[05:58] * Kaguya scopes
[05:58] * Kaguya aims for his eye again
[05:58] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[05:58] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ]
[05:59] <~Hebizuka> *BOOM. You shoot out the alien's eye.*
[06:00] <~Hebizuka> *The Yautja crumbles on the floor miserably.*
[06:00] <~Hebizuka> End of fight! (2 turns)
[06:00] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[06:00] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 1469  - Roomstyle: 219 - Enemy strength: 2 /6
[06:01] * Kaguya goes through
[06:06] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a metallic, arena-like room, with seemingly no door and nobody around.*
[06:06] <~Hebizuka> *However, you don't have the time to react yet, that you already hear a strange buzzing noise coming from below!*
[06:06] * Kaguya blinks and looks around
[06:07] <~Hebizuka> *An alarm sound even begins ringing.*
[06:07] <~Hebizuka> *Mokou looks afraid.*
[06:07] <~Hebizuka> *A hole opens up in the floor, and you quickly understand it's an elevator about to rise up here.*
[06:08] <Kaguya> calm down mokou
[06:08] <Kaguya> what ever it is ill kill it
[06:10] <~Hebizuka> *An old-looking man wearing body armor covering upper body, arms and legs, and otherwise Maze Soldier-like clothing, is standing on the elevator, and carrying a light machine gun.*
[06:10] <~SU_Tempest> ???: You, there... you must be Kaguya.
[06:11] <Kaguya> .. who are you
[06:11] <~SU_Tempest> ???: I am Colonel Thomas Wight... leader of the Mazes' Military. And I will not forgive you, for you have killed 33 of my men, and you show no signs of stopping...
[06:12] <~SU_Tempest> Wight: Whoever you think you are, I will destroy you!
[06:12] <Kaguya> oh so your the cause of all this bullshit. ive been itching to kill you
[06:13] <~SU_Tempest> Wight: The sentiment is returned, you little RAT. I'll crush you!
[06:14] * Kaguya grabs her P-14 and raises it aiming for his face and... magdumps just out of sheer hate
[06:14] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[06:14] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 5 ] [ Total Score: 11 ]
[06:15] <~Hebizuka> *Shot after shot, you squeeze off nine .45 rounds in Wight's face, destroying the climax the Colonel wanted to build and just transforming his face into a bad version of emmental cheese.*
[06:16] <Kaguya> THIS IS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE YOUR ORDERS HAVE MADE SUFFER
[06:16] <~Hebizuka> Kaguya Houraisan [Para P-14.45] Colonel Wight
[06:17] <~Hebizuka> *Wight drops his weapon as he dies.*
[06:17] <~Hebizuka> *A claw comes out of the ceiling and grabs his dead body, bringing it outside of this place...*
[06:17] <~Hebizuka> *Now all that remains is the blood and the weapon.*
[06:17] * Kaguya shakes a bit as she starts to calm down
[06:18] <~Hebizuka> *The loudspeaker creaks.*
[06:18] <~Hebizuka> Now, now... That's now a good way to treat my military leader...
[06:19] <~Hebizuka> Fortunately for you that means less trouble to go through. Unfortunately, I have to announce that he will survive.
[06:19] * Kaguya reloads the magazine
[06:19] <~Hebizuka> But he's out of your way for now...
[06:19] <~Hebizuka> P-14.45: Current mag reloaded [+14 rounds, 13+1/14]
[06:19] <Kaguya> oh then after i finish with you hes next
[06:19] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP remaining: 318
[06:19] <~Hebizuka> Haha. You're too eager.
[06:20] <~Hebizuka> In any case, make sure you're all set, because the next fight is the final one.
[06:25] <Kaguya> !mrooms1
[06:25] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] Unique door: 367  - Roomstyle: 241 - Enemy strength: 4 /6
[06:25] * Kaguya enters
[06:28] <~SU_Tempest> *Mokou gulps, then follows.*
[06:28] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: I'm nervous...
[06:29] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a dark room, of which you can see only the floor. There seems to be no wall or ceiling. In fact the room seems to have no end!*
[06:29] <Kaguya> ..
[06:29] <Kaguya> i have a bad feeling
[06:29] <Kaguya> @cover
[06:29] <EliasBot> No cover at all!
[06:29] <Kaguya> ...
[06:29] <~Hebizuka> *You hear the sound of thunder again!*
[06:29] <~Hebizuka> *You hear evil cackling in the distance as you see no cover to protect you!*
[06:29] <~Hebizuka> ahahaha!
[06:29] <~Hebizuka> AHAHAHAHA!
[06:29] <~Hebizuka> HAHAHAHA!!
[06:30] <~Hebizuka> YOU ARE AT THE END OF YOUR JOURNEY, KAGUYA!
[06:30] * ~Hebizuka snaps her fingers, revealing her position.
[06:30] * ~Hebizuka is standing on top of a giant, prototypal combat mech!
[06:30] <Kaguya> ..
[06:30] <~Hebizuka> I present you MATTEO-CMP00, my combat mech... And the spell of your doom!
[06:30] <Kaguya> oh now your just cheating
[06:30] * ~Hebizuka climbs into the cockpit.
[06:30] <Kaguya> ..
[06:31] <Kaguya> this feels like fucking metal gear solid all over again
[06:32] <~Hebizuka> *You indeed feel like a snake about to fight another snake.*
[06:32] <~Hebizuka> I AM MORE GENRE-SAVVY THAN LIQUID SNAKE!
[06:32] <~Hebizuka> I'm also sexier.
[06:32] <Kaguya> not as much as me
[06:32] * Kaguya grins
[06:32] * ~Hebizuka turns a cartoony huge car key inside the cockpit. You then hear whinny beater car engine sounds, before hearing a more futuristic sound of a robot powering up.
[06:33] <~Hebizuka> *The fight may now begin!*
[06:34] * Kaguya examines the mech wondering what the fuck
[06:35] <~Hebizuka> *It looks like a bipedal walker mech, except it's incapable of moving and has no thrusters. On its body, four weapon pods; two gatling cannon pods and two rocket launcher pods.*
[06:35] <Kaguya> .. mokou aim for those rocket pods first..
[06:35] * Kaguya grabs her grenade arms it..
[06:36] * Kaguya toss at one of the rocket pods
[06:38] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[06:38] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 ] [ Total Score: 7 ]
[06:40] <~Hebizuka> *KABLAMM!! Close-hit!* [+1 score bonus due to natural FT 4]
[06:40] <~Hebizuka> *The arena is shaken up, as ALL of MATTEO's pods suffer damage! It's only mild damage though.*
[06:41] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn.*
[06:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Mokou is frozen by fear. She doesn't know what to do!*
[06:41] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Y-y-you sure have balls, Kaguya... What should I do? I don't even have explosives!
[06:42] <Kaguya> take your rifle and empty it into one of the missile pods
[06:42] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Oh... okay. I'll do it!
[06:43] <~SU_Tempest> *Mokou points her Vintorez at the Rocket pod #1, and magdumps it in full-auto!*
[06:43] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6
[06:43] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ]
[06:43] <~Hebizuka> *But her weapon goes empty after 2 shots only... She forgot to reload that gun!*
[06:43] <~Hebizuka> *Nevertheless both rounds hit successfully, with amazing results; they caused high penetrative damage!*
[06:44] <~Hebizuka> Arrgh... She's fucking up my rocket pod...
[06:44] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn*
[06:44] <~Hebizuka> All right, you insolent fuckers... You want some of this? I'LL GIVE YOU SOME THEN.
[06:44] * ~Hebizuka fires a rocket at Mokou!
[06:44] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6
[06:44] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ]
[06:45] <~Hebizuka> *WHAMM!!! Close-hit!*
[06:45] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim
[06:45] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts)
[06:45] <~Hebizuka> *The blast was concentrated on Mokou's body; she THANKFULLY didn't lose a limb in the explosion.*
[06:46] <~Hebizuka> Splash damage caused 34% Pain on both Kaguya and Mokou. Kaguya: 34% Pain - Mokou: 36% Pain
[06:46] <~Hebizuka> (Wait, no, other way around. You have 36 she has 34)
[06:47] <~Hebizuka> *Your stomach growls as the end of Turn 1 happens.*
[06:47] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.*
[06:47] * Kaguya ammo checks her barrett
[06:50] <~Hebizuka> Barrett M82A1: 8+1 rounds
[06:51] <~Hebizuka> Barrett M82A1: 8+1/10 rounds (sorry, gonna remove the above line too)
[06:51] * Kaguya raises it up aims at the damaged missile launcher.. fires 3 rounds
[06:51] * Kaguya scopped
[06:51] * Kaguya unscopped nm
[06:51] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[06:51] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ]
[06:52] <~Hebizuka> *You barely manage to hit the rocket pod.*
[06:52] <~Hebizuka> *But you do hit! And you cause so much damage to it that the rocket pod explodes, shaking up the entire mech.
[06:52] <~Hebizuka> Arrrgh! No!
[06:52] <~Hebizuka> *The mech seems unstable...*
[06:52] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...*
[06:53] <~Hebizuka> *Mokou switches to her AKMSU, and points it at the other rocket pod, before firing four shots.*
[06:53] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: I won't... fail my Kaguya.
[06:53] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6
[06:53] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ]
[06:53] * Kaguya blush
[06:53] <~Hebizuka> *Plink plank plank plink. All four shots connect, causing damage to the pod... but only cause minor damage.*
[06:54] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...*
[06:54] <~Hebizuka> NO! I can't let you get away with this! IT'S NOT FAIR!
[06:54] <~Hebizuka> I'll destroy your friend first, then I'll kill YOU!
[06:54] * ~Hebizuka fires off another rocket, directed at Mokou!
[06:54] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6
[06:54] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 5 ] [ Total Score: 9 ]
[06:54] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim
[06:55] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back)
[06:55] <~Hebizuka> *Mokou has the luck of the gods to take the blasts only on the chest... No limb loss, again.*
[06:55] <~Hebizuka> Splash damage causes you and your ally to take 34% Pain each.
[06:56] <~Hebizuka> You: 67% Pain - Mokou: 66%
[06:56] <~Hebizuka> *Both of your HEV Suits are taking minor damage from the blasts.*
[06:57] <~Hebizuka> Both HEV Suits: Dmg 3.8 [-0.2 since beginning of fight]
[06:57] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.*
[06:57] <~Hebizuka> *4.8 for Kaguya's.*
[06:57] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.*
[06:57] * Kaguya raises barrett and aims at the other missile launcher firing 4 shots
[06:57] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[06:57] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 4 ] [ Total Score: 10 ]
[07:00] <~Hebizuka> *You manage to successfully hit the other rocket pod four times. This is more than enough to send it into a violent explosion!*
[07:00] <~Hebizuka> AAAH
[07:00] <~Hebizuka> *The mech seems shaky, and even less stable. And Hebizuka looks angry!*
[07:00] <Kaguya> enough of those damn rockets
[07:00] <~Hebizuka> THAT DOES IT! I'LL FILL YOU WITH BULLETS THEN!
[07:00] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...ouch... N-no.. You won't!
[07:01] <~Hebizuka> *Mokou raises her AKMSU again, painfully, and sprays off 6 shots at the Gatling Pod #2.*
[07:01] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Mokou
[07:01] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ]
[07:02] <~Hebizuka> *They just barely all hit! Damage is severe, but it didn't destroy this gatling cannon yet. It's quite damaged though...*
[07:02] <~Hebizuka> No, no, NO
[07:02] <~Hebizuka> I won't allow this.
[07:04] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...*
[07:04] * ~Hebizuka points her first gatling pod at Mokou, firing off a burst of four shots.*
[07:04] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaimù
[07:04] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim
[07:04] <EliasBot> [HEAD] Face (Torso if firearm, unless 12 is scored.)
[07:05] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6
[07:05] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 7 ]
[07:05] * ~Hebizuka completely failed to hit anything.
[07:05] <~Hebizuka> NO!
[07:05] <~Hebizuka> Stupid fucking structural damage!
[07:05] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3.*
[07:06] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.*
[07:06] * Kaguya finishes the last of her barrett ammo into the damaged pod
[07:06] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6
[07:06] <~Hebizuka> [  Kaguya  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ]
[07:06] <~Hebizuka> *You shoot the last 2 rounds loaded in your weapons into the Gatling pod #2, successfully destroying it!*
[07:07] <Kaguya> mokou cover me imma need to reload
[07:07] <~Hebizuka> *Further structural damage causes the mech to shake violently!*
[07:07] <~Hebizuka> AAAARGH
[07:07] <~Hebizuka> NOOOOO!
[07:07] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: It's soon gone... Soon gone...
[07:07] <~Hebizuka> *Mokou takes a deep breath and magdumps on the last gatling pod while screaming a battle-cry!*
[07:08] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: EAT MY SHIIIIIT! AAAHHHHH!
[07:08] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Mokou
[07:08] <~Hebizuka> [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 9 ]
[07:08] <~Hebizuka> *The surprise attack destroyed the final gatling pod!*
[07:08] <~Hebizuka> *And just as Mokou's weapon clicks empty, Hebizuka shrieks in rage.*
[07:09] <~Hebizuka> AAAAARGGGHHHHHHH, SHIIIIIIT!
[07:09] <Kaguya> i told you id have my revenge..
[07:09] * ~Hebizuka hurriedly jumps out of the mech as it starts catching fire.
[07:09] <~Hebizuka> FUCK
[07:09] * ~Hebizuka lands, and escapes to a door on the right.
[07:10] <~Hebizuka> Kaguya Houraisan and Mokou [Joint effort] MATTEO-CMP00
[07:10] <~Hebizuka> End of fight! (4 turns)
[07:12] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: YEAAAAH! WE WIN! WE WIIIN!
[07:13] * Kaguya nods and heads towards that door on the right going through it
[07:22] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room where Hebizuka is waiting for you.*
[07:22] <Kaguya> ..
[07:22] <~Hebizuka> Well then... There you are. You have finished my final challenge successfully.
[07:22] <Kaguya> i have
[07:23] <~Hebizuka> You truly deserve what I'm about to give you, then.
[07:23] * ~Hebizuka hands you the Game Master PDA!
[07:23] <~Hebizuka> *This is a Key Item.*
[07:23] * Kaguya accepts it
[07:24] <~Hebizuka> You can use this to order any item you wish. It functions like a wish making machine, basically. But you can only make one every 10 turns.
[07:24] * Kaguya puts in an order for the last amulet
[07:24] <~Hebizuka> If this may help you, by any means use it. You've mastered the challenges we had for you.
[07:24] <~Hebizuka> ...Straight to the point, are you? Well then.
[07:24] * ~Hebizuka leaves the room through one of the doors.
[07:25] <~Hebizuka> You have received the Amulet of the West!
[07:26] <~Hebizuka> *All four amulets fuse!*
[07:27] <~Hebizuka> *It transforms into a single, silver amulet.*
[07:27] <~Hebizuka> *Suddenly, both you and Mokou are blinded by a flash of light!*
[07:27] <Kaguya> so bright..
[07:27] <~Hebizuka> *When you can open your eyes again, you think you're still blinded, because all you see around you is white. But you can see clearly your own body as well as Mokou's...*
[07:28] <Kaguya> ehh..
[07:28] <~Hebizuka> *In the distance, you see three silhouettes, making small black marks in the whiteness.*
[07:28] <~Hebizuka> *They are coming closer.*
[07:28] * Kaguya stands still watching them
[07:29] <~Hebizuka> *As they come closer, you recognize three silhouettes. Among them is Hebizuka... You are guessing the three GMs are coming towards you, in person.*
[07:30] <~Hebizuka> *And they do, stopping at a respectable distance from you two.*
[07:30] <~SU_Tempest> Well, well.
[07:30] <~SU_Tempest> Kaguya Houraisan, the now aptly-nicknamed Sniper Princess, if I go by the nickname the Mazes' dwellers give you...
[07:30] <~SU_Tempest> You're a real phenomenon. Started a whole entire movement thanks to a fan of yours.
[07:31] * Kaguya nods
[07:31] <~Hebizuka> So this is it. You have completed your quest for the Amulets, and there you are in the White Room with us. This is the end of the line ... or it could not be, should you so decide.
[07:31] <~Hebizuka> In any case, this is where you decide where you're going next.
[07:31] <~Hebizuka> *Three doors appear magically on the left.*
[07:32] <Kaguya> ..
[07:32] * Kaguya glances at them
[07:32] <~SU_Tempest> You have a choice here. 
[07:32] <~SU_Tempest> On the left... *The left door opens magically, revealing what's behind.*
[07:32] <~SU_Tempest> *You see a night-time landscape of your home.*
[07:32] <Kaguya> ...
[07:32] <~SU_Tempest> ...This is the way to go back home. As promised since the beginning.
[07:33] <~SU_Tempest> You'll leave with everything you have, ready to live on your life as you used to in your own world, with all of your equipment kept in your possession.
[07:33] <~SU_Tempest> In the center... *Door opens.*
[07:33] <~SU_Tempest> ...is a way back to Mazeworld. You can, if you so desire, go back to the Mazes, if you feel you have unfinished business down there, or if you want to attempt something new.
[07:33] <~SU_Tempest> ...and on the right... *Door opens. It shows a dark, dim-lit control room with plenty of computer screens and LEDs.*
[07:34] <~SU_Tempest> ...is a way to our control room, where you will be able to know -everything- you want to know regarding us, Mazeworld, its secrets, and anything else you might want to know.
[07:34] <~SU_Tempest> Now you know... It's time to choose.
[07:34] <~SU_Tempest> What do you wish to do?
[07:34] * Kaguya she turns to Mokou
[07:35] <Kaguya> mokou i have a favor to ask of you
[07:35] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Huh? What?
[07:35] * Kaguya hands mokou the barrett
[07:35] <Kaguya> take this and find emi
[07:35] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Wh...uh?
[07:35] <Kaguya> she'll know i sent you since you have this
[07:36] <Kaguya> go and take care of her for me
[07:36] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...No...
[07:36] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...that means you're leaving me? You want to leave me?...
[07:36] <Kaguya> .. do you want to come with me?
[07:36] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...
[07:36] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: I... don't know... now that I think about it...
[07:36] <Kaguya> its your choice as well
[07:36] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: ...Then...
[07:37] <~SU_Tempest> *Mokou gives you her VSS Vintorez, not before reloading it with her spare magazine before.*
[07:37] * Kaguya accepts it smiling a bit
[07:37] <~SU_Tempest> *You swapped weapons with your ally.*
[07:37] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: Yknow... I wanted to kinda join Emi's futa uprising movement... With everything you taught me, it should be cake...
[07:38] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: But uh... you... uh... I'm gonna miss you, I'm alive at all only thanks to you..
[07:38] <Kaguya> I'll miss you too
[07:38] <~SU_Tempest> *Mokou etches "Sniper Princess" on the Barrett's stock, so as to not forget the ordeal.
[07:38] * Kaguya turns looking out the left door
[07:38] * Kaguya sees the real mokou out in the bamboo forest under the moon through the left door... tears start to fall from her eyes
[07:38] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: I will do what you said... I'll go home with the middle door... Oh, before I forget!
[07:38] <Kaguya> hmm?
[07:39] <~Hebizuka> *Mazes!Mokou hands you the contents of her money pouch, 149 P$, for you to carry.*
[07:39] * Kaguya accepts it
[07:39] <Kaguya> thanks..
[07:39] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: I won't need it.
[07:39] <~SU_Tempest> Mokou: So this is the end then...Goodbye, Kaguya!
[07:40] <Kaguya> Good bye. and take care of your self
[07:40] <~SU_Tempest> *She hugs you one last time, enjoying every moment of it...*
[07:40] * Kaguya hugs back
[07:40] <~SU_Tempest> *...before breaking away, and going towards the middle door, with your legendary Barrett in hands.*
[07:40] <~Hebizuka> Are you ready to leave, Kaguya?
[07:40] <Kaguya> .. yeah.. shes waiting for me..
[07:40] <~Hebizuka> If so... Give me back the PDA. You won't need that.
[07:41] * Kaguya hands the pda back over to her
[07:41] <~Hebizuka> Very well. *grins.*
[07:41] <~Hebizuka> You shall go, now. Farewell, Kaguya Houraisan.
[07:41] <~Hebizuka> It was ... one hell of an event to watch over you.
[07:41] <Kaguya> heh... luckily beating you was enough for me..
[07:42] <~Hebizuka> Fair enough. You've done very well, you may go home as a winner.
[07:42] * Kaguya goes to step through the door
[07:42] <~Hebizuka> Now, go.
[07:42] * Kaguya then does so
[07:42] <~Hebizuka> *You leave MazeWorld forever. Goodbye, Kaguya Houraisan!*
[07:42] <~Hebizuka> Final stats and results
[07:43] <~Hebizuka> *You left the Mazes, hungry, wounded, battered, and still under the effects of morphine, but bionic-augmented, carrying several weapons, and even a full set of powered armor, as well as a backpack full of goodies of all kinds.*
[07:44] <~Hebizuka> IDENTIFICATION OF ITEMS IN THE BACKPACK
[07:44] <~Hebizuka> Your sky blue gem was a piece of worthless sky blue glass.
[07:44] <~Hebizuka> Your dark red gem was a garnet.
[07:44] <~Hebizuka> You had a poisoned cheeseburger.
[07:45] <~Hebizuka> Your two white tablets were ecstasy (woo, shady drugs!)
[07:45] <~Hebizuka> Your blue pill was steroids.
[07:45] <~Hebizuka> Final Checkout
[07:47] <~Hebizuka> 460 rooms, 119 kills, 7 SEs, 11 missions, 4 Amulets, 1552 P$, 1 Run
[07:47] <~Hebizuka> Progress since last time
[07:48] <~Hebizuka> +20 rooms, +11 kills, +1 mission, +1 Amulet, +37 P$
[07:48] <~Hebizuka> +1 Run
[07:48] <~Hebizuka> Final score
[07:49] <~Hebizuka> 989 points (+178)
[07:49] <~Hebizuka> Final leaderboards position: 4th (+2)
[07:49] <~Hebizuka> Thank you for playing!
[07:49] <Kaguya> [after the mazes]
[07:50] <~Hebizuka> *Later on, in Gensokyo...*
[07:50] <Kaguya> Kaguya and Mokou finally start fightingf and get along.. and are in fact dating
[07:50] <Kaguya> Eirin having removed all of Kaguya's bionics wonders what in the ever loving fuck
[07:51] <Kaguya> and Reisen is happy to have back the one master who cares
[07:51] <Kaguya> [The End]
[07:51] <~Hebizuka> Final statistics
[07:51] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats:
[07:51] <~Hebizuka> (legend: Successes/Attempts)
[07:52] <~Hebizuka> Shots fired 32/34
[07:52] <~Hebizuka> Melee hits 0/0
[07:52] <~Hebizuka> Grenades thrown 1/1
[07:52] <~Hebizuka> Explosives planted 0/0
[07:52] <~Hebizuka> Special attacks 0/0
[07:52] <~Hebizuka> Total: 33/35, 94.2% Accuracy
[07:52] <~Hebizuka> All-time statistics
[07:53] <~Hebizuka> Shots fired 103/117
[07:53] <~Hebizuka> Melee hits 13/14
[07:53] <~Hebizuka> Grenades thrown 1/1
[07:53] <~Hebizuka> Explosives planted 1/1
[07:53] <~Hebizuka> Special attacks 0/0
[07:53] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL 118/133, 89% Accuracy
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