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		<title>SU Tempest: Created page with &quot;&lt;div class='log'&gt; [13:42] &lt;~Hebizuka&gt; Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You have visited 58 rooms during this second run (and a total of 506 overall). No special condition to rep...&quot;</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;&amp;lt;div class=&amp;#39;log&amp;#39;&amp;gt; [13:42] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You have visited 58 rooms during this second run (and a total of 506 overall). No special condition to rep...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div class='log'&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[13:42] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You have visited 58 rooms during this second run (and a total of 506 overall). No special condition to report, apart from the fact your pain sensitivity is still negated. Next special room at the 60th (MazeSlots). Type !mrooms3 to continue.&lt;br /&gt;
[13:43] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[13:43] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 3339 - Front door: 833 - Right door: 2769 - Roomstyle: 136 - Enemy strength: 6 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[13:43] * %Eris` left door&lt;br /&gt;
[13:44] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *A warehouse room. There isn't much that looks interesting here, other than a small box of ammo.*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:44] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *There's also only one door here.*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:46] * %Eris` checks out the ammo&lt;br /&gt;
[13:46] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Ammunition] Nailgun roll of nails, 50 rounds&lt;br /&gt;
[13:46] * %Eris` breaks the roll&lt;br /&gt;
[13:47] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *The roll of nails is now loose.*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:47] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; woops, i broke a nail&lt;br /&gt;
[13:47] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; :3c&lt;br /&gt;
[13:47] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun looks at you with a half-zombified face of hatred for this horrible pun.*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:48] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; &amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;
[13:48] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ...&lt;br /&gt;
[13:48] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: *Catches Eris's hand and DRAGS towards the next door.* Stupid, stupid, stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
[13:48] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; im not stupid, just bored :&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;
[13:48] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms1&lt;br /&gt;
[13:48] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Unique door: 3885  - Roomstyle: 146 - Enemy strength: 1 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[13:48] * %Eris` enters&lt;br /&gt;
[13:50] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You meet again with the MazeSlots machine! 3 credits ready.*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:50] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: If only we could win the jackpot... ...three times...&lt;br /&gt;
[13:51] * %Eris` pulls the bar&lt;br /&gt;
[13:51] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *The rils are speening.*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:52] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Row 1: T-Shirt - Bandage - Red cross&lt;br /&gt;
[13:52] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Row 2: Lucky 7 - Lucky 7 - Pistol&lt;br /&gt;
[13:52] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Row 3: Explosion - Tentacle - Skull&lt;br /&gt;
[13:52] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: DAMMIT!&lt;br /&gt;
[13:52] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *2 cr left*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:52] * %Eris` pull again&lt;br /&gt;
[13:53] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Row 1: Bandage - Knife - Bandage&lt;br /&gt;
[13:53] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Row 2: Explosion - Crossed $ - Tentacle&lt;br /&gt;
[13:53] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Row 3: Tentacle - Bullet - Condom&lt;br /&gt;
[13:53] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Nothing at all! 1 cr left.*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:53] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: That's bull-...&lt;br /&gt;
[13:54] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: *ahem*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:55] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; -shit&lt;br /&gt;
[13:55] * %Eris` pulls the lever&lt;br /&gt;
[13:55] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ...yeah. that.&lt;br /&gt;
[13:56] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Row 1: Explosion - Cherry - Lucky 7&lt;br /&gt;
[13:56] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Row 2: Red cross - Red cross - Pistol&lt;br /&gt;
[13:56] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Row 3: Bandage - Amulet - Explosion&lt;br /&gt;
[13:56] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Sorry, better luck next time.*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:56] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Your ally pouts.*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:57] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: No fuuuuun...&lt;br /&gt;
[13:57] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Next special room at the 70th.*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:58] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; welp&lt;br /&gt;
[13:58] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[13:58] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 5576 - Front door: 3833 - Right door: 3430 - Roomstyle: 280 - Enemy strength: 2 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[13:58] * %Eris` left door&lt;br /&gt;
[13:59] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You enter a mess hall. There is some food left on one of the tables, as well as a small object on another.*&lt;br /&gt;
[13:59] * %Eris` checks the food&lt;br /&gt;
[14:00] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Food] Vegetable - Potato. 1d5&lt;br /&gt;
[14:00] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; mm&lt;br /&gt;
[14:00] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: You know, I half-expected we'd find a colony of Soldiers eating there... for some reason.&lt;br /&gt;
[14:00] * %Eris` leaves it&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; would make sense&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; i expected to roll 3 tentacles back there.. just because of karma&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: How would you react if there was, like... twelve soldiers eating here?&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] * %Eris` shudders glad he didnt&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ...yuck, tentacles&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; hmm&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; Grenade&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] * %Eris` nods&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ... *ponders*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: You're positively evil! *grin*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; :3&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: But oh well.&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[14:01] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 3937 - Front door: 3868 - Right door: 1748 - Roomstyle: 293 - Enemy strength: 5 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:02] * %Eris` left door&lt;br /&gt;
[14:05] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You make it into a medieval room. There isn't much here, aside from a Guard Sergeant with a submachine gun, followed by two Maze Guards - one with another SMG, the other with a grenade launcher. They are apparently on patrol.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:05] * %Eris` just continues on&lt;br /&gt;
[14:05] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[14:05] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 4255 - Front door: 473 - Right door: 3629 - Roomstyle: 50 - Enemy strength: 6 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:06] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; GdSgt: ...and that's pretty much how you DON'T arrest suspects who look excessively horny.&lt;br /&gt;
[14:06] * %Eris` left door&lt;br /&gt;
[14:06] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; MzGrd: That sounds creepy.&lt;br /&gt;
[14:07] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *An outside area! Daytime plains. You see an object on the ground...*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:07] * %Eris` checks the object&lt;br /&gt;
[14:07] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Valuable] Metal - Worthless brass - Value 2-5 P$ (1d4 +1)&lt;br /&gt;
[14:08] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[14:08] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 474 - Front door: 5949 - Right door: 2791 - Roomstyle: 325 - Enemy strength: 5 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:08] * %Eris` front door&lt;br /&gt;
[14:08] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun takes a deep breath, enjoying the outside air for a moment, before following on.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:09] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You make it into a storage area. Again, not much stuff here, so it seems. There is another object on the floor here...*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:09] * %Eris` checks said object&lt;br /&gt;
[14:10] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Valuable] Metal - Platinum medal - Value 300-1250 P$ (1d951 +299)&lt;br /&gt;
[14:11] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; a medal&lt;br /&gt;
[14:11] * %Eris` pins to chest? :D&lt;br /&gt;
[14:11] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: It's going to be hard to pin it to the chest without a pin...&lt;br /&gt;
[14:11] * %Eris` fasions a pin out of metal..&lt;br /&gt;
[14:12] * %Eris` attaches pin to chest&lt;br /&gt;
[14:12] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ...&lt;br /&gt;
[14:12] * %Eris` wears medal like a millitary medal&lt;br /&gt;
[14:12] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *It falls. That won't really remain on the HEV Suit...*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:12] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
[14:12] * %Eris` creates magnet&lt;br /&gt;
[14:12] * %Eris` sticks to metallic hev suit part&lt;br /&gt;
[14:12] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: You're bullsh-... ahem.&lt;br /&gt;
[14:12] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: *Snatch medal*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:12] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; D:&lt;br /&gt;
[14:13] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; my medal!&lt;br /&gt;
[14:13] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Put that in your bag before I put it in mine~&lt;br /&gt;
[14:13] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: You don't need medals, you have me.&lt;br /&gt;
[14:13] * %Eris` puts it in bag ;~;&lt;br /&gt;
[14:13] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
[14:13] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; &amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;
[14:13] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun nodnods and kisses your cheek.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:13] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; so cute &amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;
[14:13] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[14:13] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 1847 - Front door: 2717 - Right door: 2223 - Roomstyle: 300 - Enemy strength: 3 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:13] * %Eris` right door&lt;br /&gt;
[14:14] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; 138.93/140&lt;br /&gt;
[14:15] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You make it into toilets. No creepy ninja in sight! There is, however, a wicked youkai: an ushi-oni, and they don't look too nice...*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:16] * %Eris` counts the number of oni&lt;br /&gt;
[14:16] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *There is only one ushi-oni.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:16] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Eep...&lt;br /&gt;
[14:16] * %Eris` raises crossbow&lt;br /&gt;
[14:17] * %Eris` fires&lt;br /&gt;
[14:17] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mdice 2 6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:17] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[14:17] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Whizz.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:17] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
[14:17] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; goddammit&lt;br /&gt;
[14:17] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *The bolt plants itself on the wall behind and breaks.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:18] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Jun's turn.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:18] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun glances at you.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:18] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun pulls out her crowbar.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:18] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
[14:18] * %Eris` grins&lt;br /&gt;
[14:18] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; i wonder if you can pry his eyes out&lt;br /&gt;
[14:18] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; :D&lt;br /&gt;
[14:19] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: HOW DARE YOU NOT BE HIT BY MY ERIS'S CROSSBOW BOLT YOU ... YOU GROSS SACK OF .. OF...&lt;br /&gt;
[14:19] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Oh screw it.&lt;br /&gt;
[14:19] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *She rushes to the ushi-oni and attempts swinging her crowbar, sharp side ahead, towards the youkai's eye, twice!*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:19] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; !mdice 4 6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:19] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 5 6 1 ] [ Total Score: 18 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[14:21] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Score: 11, 7. The first hit does connect and reduces the ushi-oni's eye to a blood-spilling mush, but as the youkai begins screaming and suffering, Jun misses her second hit.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Enemy's turn...*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *The ushi-oni is extremely furious!*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:23] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; here oni oni oni&lt;br /&gt;
[14:23] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; :3&lt;br /&gt;
[14:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *It clutches its gigantic club, and attempts smashing Jun with it!*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; @bodyaim&lt;br /&gt;
[14:23] &amp;lt;EliasBot&amp;gt; [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts)&lt;br /&gt;
[14:23] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; !mdice 2 6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 5 ] [ Total Score: 11 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[14:24] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Your ally is struck really hard, and sent flying across the room - crashing back next to you. Though she has a mild concussion, she isn't suffering any damage.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:24] * %Eris` blinks a bit&lt;br /&gt;
[14:25] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ...Gross!&lt;br /&gt;
[14:25] * %Eris` blins more&lt;br /&gt;
[14:25] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:25] * %Eris` blink&lt;br /&gt;
[14:25] * %Eris` ..... blink&lt;br /&gt;
[14:25] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; O_O&lt;br /&gt;
[14:26] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ...Eris?&lt;br /&gt;
[14:26] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *The ushi-oni growls and whimpers some more.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:26] * %Eris` pulls russian knife of stabbing and leaps at the oni in a fit of rage attempting to burry the blade in his forehead&lt;br /&gt;
[14:27] * %Eris` 3 times :D&lt;br /&gt;
[14:27] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mdice 6 6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:27] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 2 1 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 14 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[14:28] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Score: 7, 3, 4. Just like Jun earlier, you manage to hit the first time - driving your blade through the creature's forehead and just barely piercing the rock-hard skull. But your following attempt is missed as the furious pile of muscles sways and throws you off.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:29] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Amazingly enough, despite you pretty clearly managed to penetrate the thing's skull and just barely retrieved your knife, the ushi-oni is still alive!*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:30] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun looks annoyed. Cue pout.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:30] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Okay I've had enough of this.&lt;br /&gt;
[14:31] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *She is still clutching her crowbar, and rushes towards the youkai again, going to stab it twice more with the sharp end of her weapon.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:31] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Where? ON HIS OTHER EYE.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:31] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; !mdice 4 6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:31] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 5 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 15 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[14:31] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Score: 6, 9. Unfortunately she trips and completely misses her first hit, aborting her second one.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:32] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: -oorf..&lt;br /&gt;
[14:32] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Enemy's turn...*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:32] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; =w=&lt;br /&gt;
[14:32] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *The giant youkai looks enraged. Now he's going after YOU. The creature swings its mega club at you, this time!*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:32] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; @bodyaim&lt;br /&gt;
[14:32] &amp;lt;EliasBot&amp;gt; [LIMB] Right leg&lt;br /&gt;
[14:32] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; !mdice 2 6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:32] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 6 ] [ Total Score: 11 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[14:32] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; O_O&lt;br /&gt;
[14:33] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *With nearly the same strength as he did with June earlier, he strikes your leg, and sends you spinning once or twice in mid-air, before landing right next to Jun, in an amusing repeat of events.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:33] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *And again, you suffer no damage.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:33] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *End of Turn 2.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:33] * %Eris` spins and lands more like an ice skater&lt;br /&gt;
[14:33] * %Eris` pose&lt;br /&gt;
[14:33] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ...So cool.&lt;br /&gt;
[14:34] * %Eris` ahems&lt;br /&gt;
[14:34] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; enough of this&lt;br /&gt;
[14:34] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *It is now your turn.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:34] * %Eris` pulls 1911, head aim, single shot&lt;br /&gt;
[14:34] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mdice 2 6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:34] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[14:35] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *FT 4 +1 -1. Indeed, why stay away from the classics? Your bullet does just enough damage to kill the creature at last!*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:36] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Eris Lilium (+Jun) [M1911A1] Ushi-Oni /H\&lt;br /&gt;
[14:36] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *The ushi-oni finally crashes on the floor, dead.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:36] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *End of fight! (3 turns)*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:36] * %Eris` reloads crossbow&lt;br /&gt;
[14:37] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Crossbow: Reloaded [Poison bolt]&lt;br /&gt;
[14:37] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[14:37] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 5322 - Front door: 2453 - Right door: 4017 - Roomstyle: 50 - Enemy strength: 1 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:37] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; toilet oni&lt;br /&gt;
[14:37] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; :x&lt;br /&gt;
[14:37] * %Eris` left door&lt;br /&gt;
[14:37] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Poor maids will have a hard time cleaning that mess...&lt;br /&gt;
[14:39] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Another outside area! Daytime plains again. There is a strange creature here: a canaima - a half-human half-jaguar werecreature.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:39] * %Eris` observes it to see if hostile&lt;br /&gt;
[14:40] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You can't tell for sure, but it doesn't look like it'd curl up on your lap for pettings.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:40] * %Eris` picks up jun&lt;br /&gt;
[14:40] * %Eris` runs to the door&lt;br /&gt;
[14:40] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Kyaaa!&lt;br /&gt;
[14:41] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You make it the doors sticking out of the scenery, running past the canaima. Ninja!*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:41] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[14:41] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 3835 - Front door: 5650 - Right door: 5659 - Roomstyle: 348 - Enemy strength: 4 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:41] * %Eris` shoulder tackles through the right door&lt;br /&gt;
[14:44] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You barge right into a regular, featureless room. You feel your invulnerability has worn off.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:44] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *An object is floating in mid-air here!*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:44] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; o.o&lt;br /&gt;
[14:44] * %Eris` looks at it&lt;br /&gt;
[14:45] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You have obtained the Amulet of the West!*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:46] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *All shops and paid services will now offer a 10% discount on everything, and the value of all items you sell is increased by 10%.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:46] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Do you want to pick up this Amulet?*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:47] * %Eris` grab&lt;br /&gt;
[14:49] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *One down, three to go!*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:49] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[14:49] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 4717 - Front door: 3739 - Right door: 3263 - Roomstyle: 315 - Enemy strength: 5 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:49] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Well... That was fast!&lt;br /&gt;
[14:49] * %Eris` left door&lt;br /&gt;
[14:51] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You make it in an old forge. You see a weapon abandoned here on the floor. There is also a bunch of creatures sitting there; three fallen angels.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:52] * %Eris` glances at the weapon&lt;br /&gt;
[14:52] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Dagger - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 5&lt;br /&gt;
[14:52] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; FAng1: ...that other day. She was all, &amp;quot;you guys aren't supposed to exist!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
[14:53] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; FAng2: Some people are crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
[14:53] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; FAng1: Yeah it's not like I can make weapons out of my underwear, but still.&lt;br /&gt;
[14:54] * %Eris` tries not to disturb them and heads to the door, they dont seem to be hostile to him&lt;br /&gt;
[14:54] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; FAng3: Seriously? What's next, red-skinned succubi that can make weapons out of THEIR underwear?&lt;br /&gt;
[14:54] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; FAng1: Now that would be interesting.&lt;br /&gt;
[14:54] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *They're indeed not.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:54] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[14:54] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 1419 - Front door: 3918 - Right door: 1753 - Roomstyle: 173 - Enemy strength: 1 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[14:55] * %Eris` left door&lt;br /&gt;
[14:55] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You barge into a storage area. An undelivered shipment is sitting there, and seems to contains interesting objects. The room seems, otherwise, empty.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:56] * %Eris` opens the shipment&lt;br /&gt;
[14:56] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun looks around...*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:56] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: No, don't move!&lt;br /&gt;
[14:56] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Trap! *She points at a trip button.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:57] * %Eris` examines the trip buttong&lt;br /&gt;
[14:57] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *It's a trip button... if you step on it, the trap will be triggered.*&lt;br /&gt;
[14:58] * %Eris` notes it doesnt say push me so its bad&lt;br /&gt;
[14:58] * %Eris` dodges it then checks the shipment&lt;br /&gt;
[14:59] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; =Weapon accessory shipment=&lt;br /&gt;
[14:59] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Weapon accessory] Magazine: MPS AA-12 20-round drum magazine. Weight: 2 - [0/20]&lt;br /&gt;
[14:59] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Weapon accessory] Magazine: AK-74 family; RPK-74 45-round magazine. Weight: 2 - [0/45]&lt;br /&gt;
[14:59] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG SSG3000 5-round magazine. Weight: 1 - [0/5]&lt;br /&gt;
[15:01] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: What did you find?&lt;br /&gt;
[15:01] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; trash&lt;br /&gt;
[15:01] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; =w=&lt;br /&gt;
[15:01] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
[15:01] * %Eris` carries jun over the button&lt;br /&gt;
[15:03] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Roll a 2d6 to avoid the trip button.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:03] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mdice 2 6&lt;br /&gt;
[15:03] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[15:03] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Click!*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:04] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You feel gas running... Suddenly you're starting to majorly trip balls!*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:04] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Hallucinogen gas!*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:04] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
[15:04] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; oh shit&lt;br /&gt;
[15:04] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: I can hear how good you taste... &lt;br /&gt;
[15:05] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ...Those colors! They smell awesome!&lt;br /&gt;
[15:05] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
[15:05] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; duuuuuuuuude&lt;br /&gt;
[15:05] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: I'm not a dude! I'm a shrine maiden!&lt;br /&gt;
[15:05] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: You look like an orange! Can I bite you? Woaaaaaah, everything feels beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
[15:06] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Three doors ahead.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:07] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[15:07] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 3378 - Front door: 781 - Right door: 4168 - Roomstyle: 113 - Enemy strength: 4 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[15:07] * %Eris` opens right door&lt;br /&gt;
[15:07] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Why are we going into a whale stomach?&lt;br /&gt;
[15:07] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; HEV: Hunger 40%.&lt;br /&gt;
[15:08] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; hell if i know &lt;br /&gt;
[15:08] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You enter a regular, featureless room. Only one door ahead! There is a weapon on the floor.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:08] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: OH MY GOD&lt;br /&gt;
[15:08] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: LOOK ON THE FLOOR&lt;br /&gt;
[15:08] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: A WHALE!&lt;br /&gt;
[15:09] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; O_O&lt;br /&gt;
[15:09] * %Eris` picks up the whale&lt;br /&gt;
[15:09] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; WHALE GUN&lt;br /&gt;
[15:09] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *What it really is:*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:09] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Weapon] Class 3 - RPC Fort Fort-12 pistol | 9x18mm Makarov - Semi-auto | No accessory | Fort-12 12-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [11+1/12]&lt;br /&gt;
[15:10] * %Eris` fires the gun at the wall&lt;br /&gt;
[15:10] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *2d6 it. Shots here will be counted as misses! Go on?*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:11] * %Eris` never mind&lt;br /&gt;
[15:11] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Poor little whale ;-;&lt;br /&gt;
[15:11] * %Eris` throws the whale at the 3 giant peices of bread.. which might be doors&lt;br /&gt;
[15:12] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *2d6 that too.ù&lt;br /&gt;
[15:12] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mdice 2 6&lt;br /&gt;
[15:12] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 6 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[15:13] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *What you see: A handgun being thrown on one of the doors.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:13] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *What jun sees: The annihilation of pieces of sweetbread due to a whale hulksmash courtesy of you, a walking orange.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:14] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; =w=&lt;br /&gt;
[15:14] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[15:14] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 1870 - Front door: 2608 - Right door: 3862 - Roomstyle: 338 - Enemy strength: 5 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[15:14] * %Eris` left door&lt;br /&gt;
[15:15] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You seem to see only one door, though.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:15] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms1&lt;br /&gt;
[15:15] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Unique door: 3303  - Roomstyle: 249 - Enemy strength: 5 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[15:15] * %Eris` enters&lt;br /&gt;
[15:15] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Holy shit! A giant saucer!*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:16] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *It's asking you for a room number, somehow!*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:16] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; holy shit!&lt;br /&gt;
[15:17] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; lets ride the ufo&lt;br /&gt;
[15:17] * %Eris` puts in 2464&lt;br /&gt;
[15:18] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; !mdice 1 6&lt;br /&gt;
[15:18] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[15:18] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *The cosmic forces of SAUCER INC. teleport you into another dimension!*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:19] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *...not really, just another room. A boring and normal grassy room. You see an interesting object!*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:19] * %Eris` looks at weird thing&lt;br /&gt;
[15:20] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Valuable] Cash - Secret leprechaun pot of gold - Value 500-2200 P$ (1d1701 +499)&lt;br /&gt;
[15:21] * %Eris` snags the gold :D&lt;br /&gt;
[15:22] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; @roll 1d1701+499&lt;br /&gt;
[15:22] &amp;lt;EliasBot&amp;gt; SU_Tempest: 701:202+499&lt;br /&gt;
[15:22] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *You snag 701 coins. All of them seem to have leprechaun faces carved on them. Each coin has a different expression.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:22] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Total leprechaun faces carried: 1470 P$*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:23] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; dude.. i suddenly want some lucky charns&lt;br /&gt;
[15:23] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: I'm a ho-oh!&lt;br /&gt;
[15:23] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: I'm a biiiiiiiiird!&lt;br /&gt;
[15:23] * %Eris` stares at jun&lt;br /&gt;
[15:23] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; you look like a butt to me&lt;br /&gt;
[15:24] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; a walking butt&lt;br /&gt;
[15:24] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ...&lt;br /&gt;
[15:24] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: PERVERT. STOP LOOKING AT BIRDBUTTS.&lt;br /&gt;
[15:24] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Imma PECK you. o_o&lt;br /&gt;
[15:24] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; your not a bird&lt;br /&gt;
[15:24] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; just a giant walking butt&lt;br /&gt;
[15:24] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; o.o&lt;br /&gt;
[15:24] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Yes I am ! Can't you see my beautiful orange feathers?&lt;br /&gt;
[15:24] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; nope&lt;br /&gt;
[15:24] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *She points at her HEV Suit. Which also looks like a butt to you.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:25] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; butt suit&lt;br /&gt;
[15:25] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Well we have the same suit! So you're a butt too!&lt;br /&gt;
[15:25] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
[15:25] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; your a butt&lt;br /&gt;
[15:25] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *And indeed your own HEV Suit looks like a giant representation of your own rear.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:26] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; in a butt&lt;br /&gt;
[15:26] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
[15:26] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; WE'RE ASS ASS INS&lt;br /&gt;
[15:35] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun pushes you(r rear) towards the Gates of Mordor (Redux Edition) that serve as doors.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:36] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[15:36] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 3183 - Front door: 5314 - Right door: 3337 - Roomstyle: 203 - Enemy strength: 3 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[15:37] * %Eris` right door&lt;br /&gt;
[15:38] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You enter a room that obviously is a radio room, because you see butterflies and ponies riding FM waves. Which strangely look like tidal waves. Maybe you can play with the @radio . You see what you think is a weapon on the floor - it looks like a giant maggot with a magazine up the ass end.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:41] * %Eris` glances at the maggot&lt;br /&gt;
[15:41] * %Eris` points&lt;br /&gt;
[15:41] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; MAGGOT&lt;br /&gt;
[15:41] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/soldier&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[15:41] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Weapon] Class 1 - Steyr M-AUG-GOT A1 assault annelid | 5.56x45mm WORM - Semi/Full | Scope(I), R. Sight(I), Foregrip(I) | M-AUG-GOT 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14&lt;br /&gt;
[15:42] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; =w=&lt;br /&gt;
[15:42] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; @radio&lt;br /&gt;
[15:42] &amp;lt;EliasBot&amp;gt; [The news] News broadcast with human hosts&lt;br /&gt;
[15:42] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[15:42] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 2237 - Front door: 906 - Right door: 3739 - Roomstyle: 354 - Enemy strength: 4 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[15:42] * %Eris` right door&lt;br /&gt;
[15:42] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; News: Today on the news: worms worms worms worms worms worms worms worms&lt;br /&gt;
[15:45] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *A warehouse room. You notice a box shaped like a donkey here, with the words &amp;quot;I CARRY STUFF&amp;quot; embroidered on one of its sides. You also see two creatures standing there: two Sasuke Uchiha fangirls carrying handguns!*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:46] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
[15:47] * %Eris` tries to focus he may be hallucinating but hes still got his wit.. somewhat.. tries to focus and see through it instead of giving into his desires&lt;br /&gt;
[15:48] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *It's two prostitutes. Which doesn't change much. They're still bitches.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:48] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: *Grabs gohei.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:49] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: I WILL STRIKE YOU WITH THE FORCE OF ONE THOUSAND ZOMBIE SUNS !&lt;br /&gt;
[15:49] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Girl1: What?&lt;br /&gt;
[15:49] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Girl2: Who the fuck?&lt;br /&gt;
[15:49] * %Eris` wobbles&lt;br /&gt;
[15:49] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude&lt;br /&gt;
[15:51] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun wants to attack the fangirls. Do you want to do something first?*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:54] * %Eris` too lazy to do anything&lt;br /&gt;
[15:56] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You skip your turn. Jun ASSAULTS the Sasuke fangirls with her gohei. Which Jun is absolutely convinced it is the head of Inferno Cop.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:56] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: THROUGH THE POWER OF FLAMING SKULLS AND PREGNANT WOMEN SHITTING TIDAL WAVES, I WILL KILL YOU!&lt;br /&gt;
[15:56] * %Eris` too busy laughing to care&lt;br /&gt;
[15:56] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *She attempts smacking the first fangirl three times in a row.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:57] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; @bodyaim&lt;br /&gt;
[15:57] &amp;lt;EliasBot&amp;gt; [EXTREMITY] Right foot&lt;br /&gt;
[15:57] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *In the foot.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:57] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; !mdice 2 6&lt;br /&gt;
[15:57] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 6 ] [ Total Score: 11 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[15:57] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; !mdice 4 6&lt;br /&gt;
[15:57] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 13 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[15:58] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Scores: 11, 7, 6. Tactical foot breaking action, except for the third hit which she misses.*&lt;br /&gt;
[15:58] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Girl1: Ow! Fuck! That hurts, you crazy bitch!&lt;br /&gt;
[15:58] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; thats what they get for being sasuke fangirls!&lt;br /&gt;
[15:58] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Girl2: Imma shoot her! She's crazy!&lt;br /&gt;
[15:59] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Enemies' turn...*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *The fangirl that has just been hit by the fury of the Inferno Cop Gohei is busy screaming insults, while the other one points her handgun (which strangely looks like a gun-shaped bone) at Jun, firing two shots.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; @bodyaim&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00] &amp;lt;EliasBot&amp;gt; [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks)&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Girl2: Get the FUCK away!&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; !mdice 2 6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *RIGHT IN THE BUTT.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; THE BUTT BUTT GOT SHOT IN THE BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; AHAHAHA&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00] * %Eris` rolls around&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Owwww... Gross.&lt;br /&gt;
[16:01] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *CRITICAL FANGIRL ACTION. Jun suffers extra damage. Which is, to say, still &amp;quot;not much&amp;quot;.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:01] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Ally damage] Pain 12% [+12]&lt;br /&gt;
[16:01] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *End of Turn 1.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:01] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *It's now your turn.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:02] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ok fanbitch since you like ninjas so much..&lt;br /&gt;
[16:02] * %Eris` wobbles up to her&lt;br /&gt;
[16:02] * %Eris` sadist blasts&lt;br /&gt;
[16:03] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mdice 8 6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:03] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] [ You rolled a: 8 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 6 6 3 2 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 23 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[16:03] * %Eris` completely misses throwing self for a spin and slams into the ground&lt;br /&gt;
[16:03] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *BUT WAIT!*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:04] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Score: 2, 12, 5, 4. While it's true you have just catastrophically failed the combo, you still threw yourself at the second fangirl. You barrel on her with the force of a thousand suns...*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:04] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *CRASH*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:05] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; @bodyaim&lt;br /&gt;
[16:05] &amp;lt;EliasBot&amp;gt; [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks)&lt;br /&gt;
[16:05] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You hear something snapping dryly.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:05] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *The second fangirl begins screaming in pain. Apparently you broke her ribs.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:06] * %Eris` points at her with a serious face&lt;br /&gt;
[16:06] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; omae wa mou shindeiru&lt;br /&gt;
[16:06] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Girl2: AAAUUUGH&lt;br /&gt;
[16:06] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: *Stares at you with an expression that seems to say &amp;quot;Did I just hear God talking?&amp;quot;*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:07] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ...S-so cool.&lt;br /&gt;
[16:07] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Jun's turn...*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:08] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT&lt;br /&gt;
[16:09] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Jun brings up her Heckler &amp;amp; Koch RubberDuckA3. Making use of her reflex sight, she dumps three shots in the first fangirl, and another three in the second one.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:09] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: TODAY, WE DINE IN TACO BELL&lt;br /&gt;
[16:09] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; !mdice 4 6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:09] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 17 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[16:10] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *First burst: Recoil: 3. Shots 1-3: 9.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:11] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Second burst: Recoil 3. Shot 4: 8. Shots 5-6: 7.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:12] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Jun hits, and kills both of them at the same time.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:12] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Jun Setsuri [Rubber ducky MP5] Sasuke Uchiha fangirl #1&lt;br /&gt;
[16:12] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Jun Setsuri (+Eris) [Rubber ducky MP5] Sasuke Uchiha fangirl #2&lt;br /&gt;
[16:13] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; i told you you were dead&lt;br /&gt;
[16:13] * %Eris` goes through the corpses to find money, cosplayers always have money&lt;br /&gt;
[16:14] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You unfortunately do not find money. They were not cosplayers. They were REAL fangirls.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:14] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *They dressed like that every day.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:14] * %Eris` pouts&lt;br /&gt;
[16:14] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; stupid girls&lt;br /&gt;
[16:14] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[16:14] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 1267 - Front door: 4984 - Right door: 2468 - Roomstyle: 212 - Enemy strength: 1 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:14] * %Eris` left door&lt;br /&gt;
[16:19] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You enter a corridor. Five doors are here, but to you the corridor looks longer than infinity and beyooooooond! SUDDENLY, NINJA. There is a ninja in the corridor.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:19] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; O_O NINJA&lt;br /&gt;
[16:19] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *BUT WAIT.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:19] * %Eris` sadist blasts&lt;br /&gt;
[16:19] * %Eris` waits&lt;br /&gt;
[16:19] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *That ninja looks like it came out of Daft Punk. IT'S A DAFT PUNK NINJA.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:20] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Holy shit, I can smell strobe lights!&lt;br /&gt;
[16:23] * %Eris` sadist blasts the ninja&lt;br /&gt;
[16:23] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mdice 8 6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] [ You rolled a: 8 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 4 3 5 3 6 1 ] [ Total Score: 30 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[16:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Score: 8, 7, 8, 7.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:24] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You have successfully pulled off the Sadist's Blast. You sweep kick the ninja, grabbed it, spun it around, showed him pictures of baby shellfishes, then kicked him into another planet!*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:25] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ROAR&lt;br /&gt;
[16:26] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *The ninja was carrying a katana - and that katana is now resting on the floor. You disarmed your opponent, who looks like he's been hit by an elephant with pink bows on the testicles.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:26] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Ninja: ... &lt;br /&gt;
[16:27] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Ninja: Where are the remains of the house that just crashed on my head?&lt;br /&gt;
[16:27] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: THEY'RE COMING!&lt;br /&gt;
[16:28] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Jun's turn...*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:28] * %Eris` musters up his best jim carry voice impersonation&lt;br /&gt;
[16:28] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; HERE WE COME TO WRECK THE DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY&lt;br /&gt;
[16:28] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Jun throws a grenade at the ninja. The grenade turns into a GIANT MACK TRUCK speeding towards the hapless ninja.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:28] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You hear the truck say &amp;quot;WRECKING TIME&amp;quot;.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:29] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; !mdice 2 6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:29] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 3 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[16:29] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *The truck turns left and speeds in another direction entirely.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:29] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Stupid driver!&lt;br /&gt;
[16:29] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Enemy's turn.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:30] * %Eris` falls over laughing&lt;br /&gt;
[16:30] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *The ninja throws spaceship shaped shuriken at Jun!*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:30] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Well, it's just ONE shuriken. BUT LOOK. SHUTTLE SHURIKEN!*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:30] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; !mdice 2 6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:30] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[16:30] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Tink!*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:30] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *End of Turn 1.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:31] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Ninja: NOOOOOOOO! &lt;br /&gt;
[16:31] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Ninja: Miss Jao will kill me! And then I'll turn into a Chinese farmer again!&lt;br /&gt;
[16:32] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; you mean chinese gold farmer right :V&lt;br /&gt;
[16:32] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Ninja: No! I farmed shit!&lt;br /&gt;
[16:32] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; wait..&lt;br /&gt;
[16:32] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; jao&lt;br /&gt;
[16:32] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Ninja: And gates! I farmed a lot of gates in my youth.&lt;br /&gt;
[16:32] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; +_+ JAO&lt;br /&gt;
[16:32] * %Eris` JUMP KICKS THE NINJA NOW CHANNELING MEILING&lt;br /&gt;
[16:32] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *It's now your turn to wreck the DAAAAAAAY*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:33] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; JAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO&lt;br /&gt;
[16:33] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mdice 2 6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:33] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 4 ] [ Total Score: 10 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[16:33] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *CHINESE STEREOTYPES !!!*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:34] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You deliver another kick to the ninja's already broken ribs, making him scream in pain and agony.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:35] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Jun's turn...*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:35] * %Eris` bruce lee impersonation&lt;br /&gt;
[16:35] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Jun points her SCREWDRIVER GLOCK at the ninja, then fires two shots.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:35] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; !mdice 2 6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:35] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  SU_Tempest  ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ]&lt;br /&gt;
[16:35] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *SCREWDRIVER IMPALEMENT*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:36] * %Eris` pouts&lt;br /&gt;
[16:36] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; I was practicing my kung fu&lt;br /&gt;
[16:36] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; :&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;
[16:36] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Eris Lilium (+Jun) [Crazy martial arts(+screwdrivers)] Ninja of the week&lt;br /&gt;
[16:37] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms5&lt;br /&gt;
[16:37] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Door A: 4929 - Door B: 3566  - Door C: 2613  - Door D: 5862  - Door E: 3215  - Roomstyle: 218 - Enemy strength: 4 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:37] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: But, but! SCREWDRIVERS.&lt;br /&gt;
[16:37] * %Eris` takes door D&lt;br /&gt;
[16:37] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; DICKS!&lt;br /&gt;
[16:38] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ..GROSS!&lt;br /&gt;
[16:39] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You make it into a bedroom. There is a butler made of very orderly bees, and a container that strangely looks like a big ballsack. Of steel.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:39] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
[16:39] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *There is an object on the floor as well.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:39] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; duke nukem must have left this here&lt;br /&gt;
[16:40] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Buzztler: Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
[16:40] * %Eris` goes to the object&lt;br /&gt;
[16:41] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Weapon accessory] Muzzle brake, 10mm Auto&lt;br /&gt;
[16:41] * %Eris` sees a car brake on a dogs muzzle&lt;br /&gt;
[16:41] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; the fuck..&lt;br /&gt;
[16:41] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun snatches it.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:42] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: That can go on my rubber ducky.&lt;br /&gt;
[16:42] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: I just have to remove the oil filter I have on it.&lt;br /&gt;
[16:42] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[16:42] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 936 - Front door: 5110 - Right door: 2154 - Roomstyle: 371 - Enemy strength: 4 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:42] * %Eris` front door&lt;br /&gt;
[16:43] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Jun removes the oil filter she had on her rubberduck MP5, then attaches the dognozzle on it instead. She keeps the oil filter in her backpack.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:43] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Ally backpack 128.35/140 &lt;br /&gt;
[16:45] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You enter a boring normal room with nothing in it. You notice an object lying on the floor...&lt;br /&gt;
[16:45] * %Eris` checks the object&lt;br /&gt;
[16:45] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Item] A giant drill bit. It's colored bright green and yellow and has the portrait of Bill Nye.&lt;br /&gt;
[16:46] * %Eris` shrugs and stores it&lt;br /&gt;
[16:48] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[16:48] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 2128 - Front door: 2347 - Right door: 367 - Roomstyle: 107 - Enemy strength: 6 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:48] * %Eris` right door&lt;br /&gt;
[16:48] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; 139.83/140 ass hairs&lt;br /&gt;
[16:49] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Your stomach makes a rock riff.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:50] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
[16:50] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; duuude&lt;br /&gt;
[16:50] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You barge in a storage area. There is a box shaped like a huge singing clam here, which seems to be singing a David Bowie song, but in reverse. It also seems to contain ammunition. Also there's only one door ahead.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:52] * %Eris` looks at the ammo&lt;br /&gt;
[16:53] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; =David Bowie singing clam=&lt;br /&gt;
[16:53] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 20 rounds - Weight 1&lt;br /&gt;
[16:53] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Ammunition] 10mm Auto, 20 rounds - Weight 0.4&lt;br /&gt;
[16:53] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Ammunition] Belted ammunition box, 5.56x45mm NATO, 150 rounds. For use with the IMI Negev. - Weight 2.5&lt;br /&gt;
[16:53] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Ammunition] 9x39mm, 30 rounds - Weight 0.6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:54] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms1&lt;br /&gt;
[16:54] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Unique door: 221  - Roomstyle: 253 - Enemy strength: 3 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[16:54] * %Eris` enters&lt;br /&gt;
[16:55] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Hi, Elvis!&lt;br /&gt;
[16:55] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Clam: Toidi uoy on!&lt;br /&gt;
[16:56] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun looks HORRIFIED. She RUNS to the next door.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:56] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You make it into a regular room, where a fun shop has been set up.*&lt;br /&gt;
[16:57] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; fun shop o.o&lt;br /&gt;
[16:58] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Dealer: Hi. Welcome to my FUN shop.&lt;br /&gt;
[16:58] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Dealer: I sell FUN here. Can I help you?&lt;br /&gt;
[17:00] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; what do you have thats fun o.o&lt;br /&gt;
[17:01] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Dealer: I have FUN machines, ammo and accessories!&lt;br /&gt;
[17:01] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: FUN MACHINES!&lt;br /&gt;
[17:01] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: SHOW ME YOUR FUN MACHINES!&lt;br /&gt;
[17:03] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Products for sale: http://pastebin.com/cccsXt3X&lt;br /&gt;
[17:03] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: *stare*&lt;br /&gt;
[17:04] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; so shiny&lt;br /&gt;
[17:04] * %Eris` stares at the flash&lt;br /&gt;
[17:05] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *This looks like a BLACK BOX. Except green.&lt;br /&gt;
[17:05] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Dealer: Oh, this? This is the M202A1 &amp;quot;Ponykiller&amp;quot; FLASH. Four-shot rocket launcher, which is also incendiary.&lt;br /&gt;
[17:05] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Dealer: Not effective against bees though.&lt;br /&gt;
[17:05] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; D: useless then&lt;br /&gt;
[17:05] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; !mrooms3&lt;br /&gt;
[17:05] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [  Eris`  ] Left door: 473 - Front door: 345 - Right door: 3377 - Roomstyle: 207 - Enemy strength: 5 /6&lt;br /&gt;
[17:05] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: Noooooo ;-;&lt;br /&gt;
[17:06] * %Eris` right door&lt;br /&gt;
[17:06] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun makes grabby hands at the M202.*&lt;br /&gt;
[17:06] * %Eris` drags jun through the door&lt;br /&gt;
[17:06] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: ;.;&lt;br /&gt;
[17:09] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; =w=&lt;br /&gt;
[17:12] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *You make it into a regular, featureless room. There is an interesting item on the floor.*&lt;br /&gt;
[17:13] * %Eris` checks out the item&lt;br /&gt;
[17:13] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; [Valuable] Metal - Onion ring - Value 40-140 P$ (1d101 +39)&lt;br /&gt;
[17:14] * %Eris` gnaws on it&lt;br /&gt;
[17:14] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *It tastes like metal.*&lt;br /&gt;
[17:15] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; eww&lt;br /&gt;
[17:15] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; why onion rign taste like metal&lt;br /&gt;
[17:15] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; :&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;
[17:15] * %Eris` stores it&lt;br /&gt;
[17:15] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *Suddenly it dawns on you. It's not an onion ring. It's a gold ring made of ONIONS.*&lt;br /&gt;
[17:15] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; *And then Jun snatches it from your hands and stores it.*&lt;br /&gt;
[17:15] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; Jun: MINE.&lt;br /&gt;
[17:15] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
[17:15] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; you owe me then&lt;br /&gt;
[17:15] &amp;lt;%Eris`&amp;gt; =w=&lt;br /&gt;
[17:16] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun pulls off MAXIMUM POUT.*&lt;br /&gt;
[17:16] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *And then turns into a russian.*&lt;br /&gt;
[17:16] &amp;lt;~SU_Tempest&amp;gt; *Jun evolves into Pout-in.*&lt;br /&gt;
[17:17] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Ally backpack 129.35/104&lt;br /&gt;
[17:17] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; 140*&lt;br /&gt;
[17:17] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Checkout&lt;br /&gt;
[17:21] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; 526 rooms, 130 kills, 2 SEs, 13 missions, 5 Amulets, 58045 P$, 1 Run&lt;br /&gt;
[17:22] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Progress: +20 rooms, +4 kills, +1 Amulet, +701 P$&lt;br /&gt;
[17:22] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Score: 1711 pts [+60]&lt;br /&gt;
[17:22] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Leaderboards: 3rd (no change)&lt;br /&gt;
[17:22] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; =Today's stats=&lt;br /&gt;
[17:22] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Shots 1/1&lt;br /&gt;
[17:22] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Melee 6/9&lt;br /&gt;
[17:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; TOTAL: 7/10 (70%)&lt;br /&gt;
[17:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; =All-time stats=&lt;br /&gt;
[17:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Shots 179/216 (83%)&lt;br /&gt;
[17:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Melee 37/46 (80%)&lt;br /&gt;
[17:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Grenades 4/4 (100%)&lt;br /&gt;
[17:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Explosives 2/2 (100%)&lt;br /&gt;
[17:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Special 3/5 (60%)&lt;br /&gt;
[17:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; TOTAL 225/273 (82%)&lt;br /&gt;
[17:23] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; =Other progress=&lt;br /&gt;
[17:24] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Pistols +1&lt;br /&gt;
[17:24] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Martial arts +1&lt;br /&gt;
[17:24] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; Youkai killed +1&lt;br /&gt;
[17:24] &amp;lt;~Hebizuka&amp;gt; No new awards&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SU Tempest</name></author>	</entry>

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