Log:Game 97 (Meta, no ontology)

[00:24] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker creaks a little.* Ahh. Our newcomer is awake. [00:27] <Anthy> Alec presses a hand to his chest "Nnm...So this is where I ended up..." He stands up and stretches, a soft, feminine face and defined hips show off his feminine qualities yet his body is decentlly toned all over. [00:27] <~SU_Tempest> Hello, new contestant. And welcome to this new realm, MazeWorld. Certainly you wonder what you're doing here, don't you? [00:29] <Anthy> "Only two things I'm wondering." He crosses his arms " First, I did die, right?" [00:32] <~SU_Tempest> Indeed. Your soul was, however, judged to be worthy enough to be saved from your past life. This is essentially reincarnation. Your objective is to find your way inside the Mazes and reach a way out, if you want to leave and see again your original world. [00:32] <~SU_Tempest> Do note that your body is just like the one you had before in your own world... No wounds, no illnesses, exactly the same, just no powers, abilities or anything superhuman. [00:32] <Anthy> "Mmh...Annoying." [00:33] <~SU_Tempest> So our first word of advice is to... well. Take good care of it.... Oh. But where are my manners, haha. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Sergey Kovrov, but I'm usually referred to as a Game Master. Or just GM. [00:35] <Anthy> "I see." He makes a rather audiable sound of cracking his knuckles. [00:35] <~SU_Tempest> There are three of us GMs in this realm, and we monitor and rule this universe. We chose you to put you through your objective of finding your way out. For this, you must retrieve the four Cardinal Amulets, which have been forged by local deities. They will protect you if you find them; get all four and you have your ticket home. [00:35] <~SU_Tempest> You're free to act and explore this realm as you please while you search for them, but keep those in mind. There are various ways to find those Amulets, but I'll let you figure it out. Now, do you have any questions? [00:37] <Anthy> "Yes I do, where can a guy get something to wear, I don't show myself off for free." [00:37] <~SU_Tempest> Good you ask. I will let my colleague talk about it. [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *Shuffle... shuffle...* [00:38] <~Hebizuka> Hello, contestant. I am Hebizuka Jinkou, another of the GMs. People refer to me as Lady Hebizuka, or just Hebi. I will put you through a personality test... at the end of which I will send someone to give you your equipment. It includes clothes. [00:39] <Anthy> "Can I make said person my own?" [00:39] <~Hebizuka> Excuse me? [00:40] <Anthy> "Well you said you're sending someone, I'm curious is all." [00:40] <~Hebizuka> Simply an employee of ours. [00:41] <Anthy> "That isn't a no." He grins a little. [00:41] <~Hebizuka> We will see, but he is on a payroll and you are not. In any case, shall we begin? [00:41] <Anthy> "Fine fine." [00:41] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [00:41] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo [00:41] <~Hebizuka> B) Simo Hayha [00:41] <~Hebizuka> C) Dirty Harry [00:41] <~Hebizuka> D) Agent 47 [00:41] <~Hebizuka> E) Solid Snake [00:41] <~Hebizuka> F) Yuuka Kazami [00:41] <~Hebizuka> G) Chuck Norris [00:41] <~Hebizuka> H) Crazy Ivan [00:43] <Anthy> "Hmm...fine fine if I have to choose, F." [00:46] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [00:46] <~Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [00:46] <~Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [00:46] <~Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [00:46] <~Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [00:46] <~Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [00:46] <~Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [00:47] <Anthy> "...All of these sound so weaksauce..." [00:48] <~Hebizuka> Choose the closest to what you'd do. [00:48] <Anthy> He sighs "...but fine, C works I guess." [00:49] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: Justin Bieber's fate is in your hands. You… [00:49] <~Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [00:49] <~Hebizuka> B) Hang him [00:49] <~Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [00:49] <~Hebizuka> D) Throw him in the SDM's basement [00:49] <~Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [00:50] <Anthy> "..Not even good jailbait to be honest." [00:50] <Anthy> "D works." [00:51] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [00:51] <~Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [00:51] <~Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [00:51] <~Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [00:51] <~Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [00:51] <~Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [00:51] <~Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [00:51] <~Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [00:52] <Anthy> "Mmmhmm..." [00:53] <Anthy> "I guess F works." [00:54] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song/song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be… [00:54] <~Hebizuka> A) Foghat - Slow ride / Good old 1970's driving rock, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [00:54] <~Hebizuka> B) Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix) / Electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [00:54] <~Hebizuka> C) Tesla - Cumin Atcha Live / Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because the highway is your own personal NASCAR track [00:54] <~Hebizuka> D) 2Pac - I don't give a fuck / Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because you gotta stop parking the car up trees, CJ! [00:54] <~Hebizuka> E) The Soviet national anthem / Because you will always remember the motherland [00:54] <~Hebizuka> F) Bob Marley - Satisfy my Soul / Marijuana reggae, because you and Jah don't have to put up with road rage [00:54] <~Hebizuka> G) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [00:54] <~Hebizuka> H) Joe Smooth - Promised Land / Chicago house music, because you believe in world peace and LSD [00:55] <Anthy> "Nothing in the Classical range?" [00:56] <~Hebizuka> ... ...Sergey, I told you to add a Classical song! [00:56] <~SU_Tempest> ...Well I like "Valkyrie" by Robert Wagner... [00:56] <~SU_Tempest> ...oh, this is still on? *CLICK* [00:56] <~Hebizuka> The Soviet anthem is classical music... as close as it gets, that is. [00:57] <Anthy> "Fine, though you should just use genres instead." [00:58] <~Hebizuka> E is your answer then? [00:58] <Anthy> "Or maybe make it a write-in question, and yes." [00:58] <~Hebizuka> Question 6: Your favorite fiction hero would be… [00:58] <~Hebizuka> A) Super Ketsuana, the samurai from the future! [00:58] <~Hebizuka> B) Axe Cop, because he'll CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! [00:58] <~Hebizuka> C) Sir Arthur of Male Volante, knight of the octogonal table! [00:58] <~Hebizuka> D) Jack Howitzer, the Vietnam War Hero of the Exploder movies! [00:58] <~Hebizuka> E) The fireman guy from Rescue Heroes! [00:58] <~Hebizuka> F) Yotsuba, the cutest loli in existence! [01:00] <Anthy> "C." [01:00] <~Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [01:00] <~Hebizuka> A) Your wife/husband [01:00] <~Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [01:00] <~Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [01:00] <~Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [01:00] <~Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [01:00] <~Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [01:02] <Anthy> "Eh, C again." He yawns. [01:04] <~Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [01:04] <~Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [01:04] <~Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [01:04] <~Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [01:04] <~Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [01:04] <~Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [01:04] <~Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [01:05] <Anthy> "..F." [01:05] <~Hebizuka> Question 9: What's your kind of dream vehicle? [01:05] <~Hebizuka> A) 1996 Dodge Viper GTS in blue and white stripes [01:05] <~Hebizuka> B) 1968 Pontiac GTO with a custom Dixie paintjob [01:05] <~Hebizuka> C) 1965 Ford Transit ice-cream van with 24 different flavors for sale [01:05] <~Hebizuka> D) Sukhoi SU-35 "Flanker" Soviet fighter jet [01:05] <~Hebizuka> E) 1998 Subaru Impreza WRX STi 22B with a custom paintjob [01:05] <~Hebizuka> F) Vietnam War-era M113 APC [01:05] <~Hebizuka> G) The "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier [01:07] <Anthy> He yawns again "I guess A, not like I drove at all anyways." [01:08] <~Hebizuka> Question 10: Your friends refer to you as… [01:08] <~Hebizuka> A) "The Nerd", because of your collection of anime posters and figurines [01:08] <~Hebizuka> B) "Mr. Fix-it", because you repaired all of their cars at least once [01:08] <~Hebizuka> C) "Chief", because you are a natural leader and they know it [01:08] <~Hebizuka> D) "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once [01:08] <~Hebizuka> E) "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all [01:08] <~Hebizuka> F) "Psycho", because they're not gun people and you are [01:08] <~Hebizuka> G) "Animal Man", because all of their pets befriended you and you have yourself five dogs [01:09] <Anthy> "Heh, D fits~" [01:09] <~Hebizuka> Question 11: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find… [01:09] <~Hebizuka> A) A mint copy of the book "Hit Man" [01:09] <~Hebizuka> B) The complete "The Godfather" trilogy [01:09] <~Hebizuka> C) A lot of food and a note which says "Donated by the Red Cross" [01:09] <~Hebizuka> D) A cosplay of Donatello, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" [01:09] <~Hebizuka> E) A large wad of cash, in notes of 20 dollars [01:09] <~Hebizuka> F) All of the belongings of that famous member of your family who fought during World War II [01:11] <Anthy> "F." [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Question 12: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [01:14] <~Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [01:14] <~Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [01:14] <~Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [01:14] <~Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [01:14] <~Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [01:14] <~Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [01:15] <Anthy> "Eh, B." [01:16] <~Hebizuka> *Lastly, here is a meta question.* [01:16] <~Hebizuka> Question 13: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [01:16] <~Hebizuka> A) Normal missions. Suited to beginners discovering the game. [01:16] <~Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions. Suited to more seasoned players seeking more difficulty. [01:16] <~Hebizuka> C) Contract missions. Suited to players enjoying freer and less-linear missions. [01:16] <Anthy> "Mmm...B." [01:18] <~Hebizuka> All right, that is all. I will send someone with your equipment. [01:19] <~Hebizuka> *Soon afterwards, an engineer enters the room you're in, pushing a cart full of crates.* [01:19] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Delivery for mister... ...*reads an envelope* "Alec Ito", I think. That's pronounced right? [01:21] <Anthy> "Yep." Alec nods...eyeing over the engineer. [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> !genhuman [01:21] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Human physio code: ] 5 - 7 - 1 - 6 - 5 - 5 - 7 - 4 - 5 - 2 [01:22] <~Hebizuka> *An aged, latino male. He's very tall, muscular, has medium length ... platinum blond hair (dyed), blue-green eyes, wears a metallic collar, and has a scar across the right eye.* [01:24] <Anthy> "Mmm....~" He licks his lips before breaking open the crates. [01:25] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Yeah, so all those crates are fer ya. And this letter too. (http://pastebin.com/5Kb6chtw) [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *There are three item crates, labeled #1, #2 and #3, and a Type-N supply crate.* [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *We will begin with the contents of the first. We will assume the backpack, which is in #1, is automatically worn. Do state explicitly what you would like to equip, spare, or leave behind for the rest.* [01:26] <~Hebizuka> =Item crate 1= [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] RM22SF LBE - Capacity 35 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Gakuran top (Upper body, Arms) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Gakuran bottom (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Regular shoes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Medieval helmet - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF - Ballistic protective - Weight: 22 [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Medieval armor top (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Weight: Unsparable [01:30] <Anthy> "Hmm, looks like I got good stuff." He smirks a bit, donning the Medieval armor and helm after putting on the Gakuran top, bottom and shoes. [01:32] <Anthy> He busts open the second crate. [01:34] <~Hebizuka> =Item crate 2= [01:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Daewoo USAS-12 shotgun | 12 gauge - USAS magazine (10+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 9+1/10, 10x Slug] [01:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] 2x Magazine: USAS-12 10-round magazine. Weight: 1+1 [Ammo: 10/10, 10x Slug] [01:34] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, slug, 20 rounds [01:36] <Anthy> "Mmm, Good good~" [01:37] <Anthy> He equips the shotgun and stores the ammo. [01:37] <~Hebizuka> *Class 1 weapon equipped* [01:38] <Anthy> He breaks open the third crate. [01:38] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 2.4/6 [01:39] <~Hebizuka> =Item crate 3= [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Dried scallops. 3d4 [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Lobster. 1d12 [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Salmon. 1d9 [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage x2 - Cures a single wound [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Blue gem - Sapphire - Value 150-650 P$ (1d501 +149) [01:40] <Anthy> "Mmm." He stores it all away for now, finishing things off by opening up the Type-N crate. [01:41] <~Hebizuka> =Type-N supply crate= [01:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Springfield M1 Garand rifle | .30-06 Springfield - Garand clip (8 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 8/8] [01:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] 5x Magazine: M1 Garand 8-round enbloc clip. Weight: 0.5+0.08 [Ammo: 8/8] [01:41] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - M1 helmet - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant - Ballistic protective - Weight: 5 [01:41] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .30-06 Springfield, 80 rounds [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> (should be 10 empty clips instead of 5 full ones [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> (will correct, sorry for that) [01:44] <Anthy> (each clip is .1 weight?) [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> (0.5 each) [01:44] <Anthy> (oh, okay) [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> (plus weight of ammo loaded) [01:45] <Anthy> He grins a little "Niiice." [01:47] <Anthy> He properly loads the clips before storing them away, keeping the Garand out and putting the shotty away while storing the M1 helmet if he can. [01:50] <~Hebizuka> *You were able to shove 6 of the fully loaded clips inside the ammo pouch, storing the remaining 4 in the rest of your vest space.* [01:50] <~Hebizuka> *You also spare away the helmet.* [01:51] <~Hebizuka> 30.32/35 [01:51] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 5.88/6 [01:51] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker whines and creaks.* Have you taken all of what you needed? [01:53] <Anthy> "Yep, that's everything, except someone to bend over the table." [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> Suit yourself in the realm proper. There is plenty to do, after all. [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> In any case, welcome to the Mazes. [01:55] <~Hebizuka> *End of session*