Log:Game 100 (Meta, no ontology)

[21:55] <~Hebizuka> *You are dead. Your life was probably complex and full of events of various kinds, but one thing is sure, you don't remember well what happened. As you watch your body and float upwards, you believe you will make it to the Other world. However, instead of going ahead to the next part of your afterlife, your soul was intercepted…* [21:56] <~Hebizuka> *After what seemed like a long dream, you wake up, in a new body similar from the one you had before you died - you seem to be feeling perfectly fine: no wounds, no illnesses, this new body feels spotless and perfect. Except that where you are isn't Hell, nor Heaven, and this isn't even a new life. You feel that you simply woke up from a bad dream. In short… You feel the same as ever.* [21:56] <~Hebizuka> *You stand up and notice that you are as naked as in the first day. Looking around you, you notice you're in a square room, with bland, gray walls made of what looks like concrete. No windows, and some kind of door ahead of you. Above you, white, fluorescent light. And hanging from the ceiling, in the corner, some sort of loudspeaker. * [22:06] * Mia_Tsukiyoko wake up and stretch before looking around and breath in... [22:07] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> WHERE IS THE PERVERT THAT TAKE MY DRESS OFF!!! [22:07] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker above you begins making noises. Someone's voice is coming out.* [22:08] <~SU_Tempest> Hmm. The newcomer woke up, it seems. She's in great shape. [22:09] <~SU_Tempest> Hello, new contestant. Welcome to this realm, called Mazeworld. You must be asking yourself why you're here, right? [22:09] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> No, at time I'm asking where are my clothes [22:09] * Mia_Tsukiyoko seeking for her clothes [22:09] <~Hebizuka> *You see no clothing around.* [22:10] <~SU_Tempest> Well. We will talk about giving you clothes later; right now you have to know a few things. [22:11] * Mia_Tsukiyoko hide her pussy with her tails [22:11] <~SU_Tempest> Your soul has been judged to be worthy enough to be saved from your past life. We have... captured your soul, and placed it in a new body, the one you're in right now. You've been essentially given a chance for reincarnation. Is this all clear so far? [22:12] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Oki... So the hole I made in the street wasn't a dream... [22:12] <~SU_Tempest> That's correct. But you're alive right now and you have one chance to return home. ...Oh, where are my manners?.. My name is Sergey Kovrov, but people refer to me as Game Master. Or just GM. [22:13] <~SU_Tempest> There are three people called GM, and they are my colleagues. We rule and watch over this realm, and we keep an eye on people like you. [22:15] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> And you wash your eyes as well... Pervy Master [22:16] <~SU_Tempest> Let's just say I don't mind the sight. But this is not important. Your objective is simple: you must find the four Cardinal Amulets. They are holy objects, made by the gods of this realm. Obtain all four, and you get your ticket to return home. You will have to find out yourself how to obtain them. Get it? [22:17] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Get it, get it... Last time I base-jumping, not a good idea [22:17] * Mia_Tsukiyoko cross her arms on her boobs [22:17] <~SU_Tempest> All right. [22:18] <~Hebizuka> *Another voice begins speaking.* [22:18] <~Hebizuka> Hello, contestant. I am another one of the GMs. My name is Hebizuka Jinkou; people call me "Lady Hebizuka", but that's just honorifics. I heard that you wanted to get clothes; well, that's good news, I can send you some. [22:19] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> No weird one or I'm going to make you eat them [22:20] <~Hebizuka> On one condition... [22:20] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Hu ? I listen [22:20] <~Hebizuka> I just need you to reply to a few questions. A personality test. Then I'll send you clothes, and useful equipment. Unless you prefer roaming the Mazes naked. [22:21] <~Hebizuka> Answer honestly and you'll get good stuff. [22:22] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> If I don't respond the Great Pervy Master going to get Happy... I don't want him to get happy :3 [22:22] <~Hebizuka> Fair enough, haha. Let's roll then. [22:22] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [22:22] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo [22:22] <~Hebizuka> B) Simo Hayha [22:22] <~Hebizuka> C) Dirty Harry [22:22] <~Hebizuka> D) Agent 47 [22:22] <~Hebizuka> E) Solid Snake [22:22] <~Hebizuka> F) Yuuka Kazami [22:22] <~Hebizuka> G) Chuck Norris [22:22] <~Hebizuka> H) Crazy Ivan [22:27] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Snake... He's so much cool than Raiden... Maibe a little lesser sexy than the Blondy Boy :3 [22:28] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [22:28] <~Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [22:28] <~Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [22:28] <~Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [22:28] <~Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [22:28] <~Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [22:28] <~Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [22:30] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Hot springs owner ^^ [22:30] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> I loooooooooove hot springs *p* [22:31] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: Justin Bieber's fate is in your hands. You… [22:31] <~Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [22:31] <~Hebizuka> B) Hang him [22:31] <~Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [22:31] <~Hebizuka> D) Throw him in the SDM's basement [22:31] <~Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [22:32] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Hang and shoot him... With the biggest gun I found! [22:33] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Or feed him with grenade [22:33] <~Hebizuka> You're creative... I like that. [22:34] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [22:34] <~Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [22:34] <~Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [22:34] <~Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [22:34] <~Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [22:34] <~Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [22:34] <~Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [22:34] <~Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [22:36] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Cosplay outfit *W* [22:36] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> I always dreamed of getting Cos-Mos outfit *W* [22:37] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song/song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be… [22:37] <~Hebizuka> A) Foghat - Slow ride / Good old 1970's driving rock, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [22:37] <~Hebizuka> B) Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix) / Electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [22:37] <~Hebizuka> C) Tesla - Cumin Atcha Live / Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because the highway is your own personal NASCAR track [22:37] <~Hebizuka> D) 2Pac - I don't give a fuck / Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because you gotta stop parking the car up trees, CJ! [22:37] <~Hebizuka> E) The Soviet national anthem / Because you will always remember the motherland [22:37] <~Hebizuka> F) Bob Marley - Satisfy my Soul / Marijuana reggae, because you and Jah don't have to put up with road rage [22:37] <~Hebizuka> G) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [22:37] <~Hebizuka> H) Joe Smooth - Promised Land / Chicago house music, because you believe in world peace and LSD [22:38] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Something that no one know, I only listen Original Sound Track from game and anime so [22:39] <~Hebizuka> Question 6: Your favorite fiction hero would be… [22:39] <~Hebizuka> A) Super Ketsuana, the samurai from the future! [22:39] <~Hebizuka> B) Axe Cop, because he'll CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! [22:39] <~Hebizuka> C) Sir Arthur of Male Volante, knight of the octogonal table! [22:39] <~Hebizuka> D) Jack Howitzer, the Vietnam War Hero of the Exploder movies! [22:39] <~Hebizuka> E) The fireman guy from Rescue Heroes! [22:39] <~Hebizuka> F) Yotsuba, the cutest loli in existence! [22:41] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Heee... Hard question, all those guys seems weirdo... Maybe Arthur, but he have to swith from table, round is better [22:42] <~Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [22:42] <~Hebizuka> A) Your wife/husband [22:42] <~Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [22:42] <~Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [22:42] <~Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [22:42] <~Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [22:42] <~Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [22:43] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Satellite phone, I don't want my hollyday too long :3 [22:44] <~Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [22:44] <~Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [22:44] <~Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [22:44] <~Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [22:44] <~Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [22:44] <~Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [22:44] <~Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [22:46] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Maybe a galleon [22:47] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> You seems more weirdo than the guy of the question six [22:47] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Really really weird question [22:47] <~Hebizuka> Oh it's hardly the weirdest. [22:48] <~Hebizuka> Question 9: What's your kind of dream vehicle? [22:48] <~Hebizuka> A) 1996 Dodge Viper GTS in blue and white stripes [22:48] <~Hebizuka> B) 1968 Pontiac GTO with a custom Dixie paintjob [22:48] <~Hebizuka> C) 1965 Ford Transit ice-cream van with 24 different flavors for sale [22:48] <~Hebizuka> D) Sukhoi SU-35 "Flanker" Soviet fighter jet [22:48] <~Hebizuka> E) 1998 Subaru Impreza WRX STi 22B with a custom paintjob [22:48] <~Hebizuka> F) Vietnam War-era M113 APC [22:48] <~Hebizuka> G) The "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier [22:51] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> No one of this one... A 1969 Cammaro SS... But if I can't get one, I choose the Viper [22:51] <~Hebizuka> The GTO is closest to the Camaro SS. But Viper is your answer? [22:51] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> I dont like pontiac [22:51] <~Hebizuka> Fair enough. [22:52] <~Hebizuka> Viper it is then. [22:52] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Yes [22:52] <~Hebizuka> Question 10: Your friends refer to you as… [22:52] <~Hebizuka> A) "The Nerd", because of your collection of anime posters and figurines [22:52] <~Hebizuka> B) "Miss Fix-it", because you repaired all of their cars at least once [22:52] <~Hebizuka> C) "Chief", because you are a natural leader and they know it [22:52] <~Hebizuka> D) "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once [22:52] <~Hebizuka> E) "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all [22:52] <~Hebizuka> F) "Psycho", because they're not gun people and you are [22:52] <~Hebizuka> G) "Animal Mother", because all of their pets befriended you and you have yourself five dogs [22:52] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> The Nerd [22:53] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> You can add waepon replica, wargame figs,... [22:53] <~Hebizuka> Well hey, you'll be getting real weapons in a minute. [22:53] <~Hebizuka> But I digress. [22:53] <~Hebizuka> Question 11: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find… [22:53] <~Hebizuka> A) A mint copy of the book "Hit Man" [22:53] <~Hebizuka> B) The complete "The Godfather" trilogy [22:53] <~Hebizuka> C) A lot of food and a note which says "Donated by the Red Cross" [22:53] <~Hebizuka> D) A cosplay of Donatello, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" [22:53] <~Hebizuka> E) A large wad of cash, in notes of 20 dollars [22:53] <~Hebizuka> F) All of the belongings of that famous member of your family who fought during World War II [22:54] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Cash [22:54] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> I choose my gift on my own then X3 [22:55] <~Hebizuka> Question 12: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [22:55] <~Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [22:55] <~Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [22:55] <~Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [22:55] <~Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [22:55] <~Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [22:55] <~Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [22:56] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Just lock my door [22:56] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> The only party I go is Lan Party [22:57] <~Hebizuka> *Now for a meta question.* [22:57] <~Hebizuka> Question 13: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [22:57] <~Hebizuka> A) Normal missions. Suited to beginners discovering the game. [22:57] <~Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions. Suited to more seasoned players seeking more difficulty. [22:57] <~Hebizuka> C) Contract missions. Suited to players enjoying freer and less-linear missions. [22:57] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> I go to a Party one time, and you know what I do ? base-jumping :3 [22:57] <~Hebizuka> Don't worry, you can't do this here. [22:58] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Alternate meens sometimes Normal and sometimes contract ? [22:59] <~Hebizuka> No, it's an entirely different set. [22:59] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Contract then [22:59] <~Hebizuka> Awesome. This test is finished! Give me a short moment so I give the order to send your equipment. [22:59] <~Hebizuka> You won't stay naked very long. [23:00] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> And don't forget the clothes!!! [23:01] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try to walk around the room to dont catch cold [23:01] <~Hebizuka> *Surprisingly enough, it's not that cold.* [23:02] <~Hebizuka> *An engineer enters the room.* [23:02] <~Hebizuka> *The engie is pushing a cart, on which several crates are seen.* [23:02] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I got a package for... Mia Tsukiyoko. Is she here? [23:04] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Heee... You are blind or wath ? Only one people in the room, so, who you think I am ? I'M MIA STUPID! [23:04] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Don't yell at me... Here. I have a letter for you. (http://pastebin.com/9nQXr8xn) And those boxes are yours. [23:04] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Give me my package now before I kick your ass [23:04] <~Hebizuka> *You see 3 crates.* [23:07] <~Hebizuka> =Item crate 1= [23:07] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] RM22SF LBE - Capacity 35 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) [23:07] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Seifuku top (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [23:07] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Seifuku skirt (Lower body) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [23:07] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Regular shoes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 [23:07] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Medieval helmet - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF - Ballistic protective - Weight: 22 [23:07] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Medieval armor top (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Weight: Unsparable [23:19] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Not funny... Seifuku is the cosplay everyone get :s So I Take the medieval armor top, and maybe the skirt and the shoes... Give me te vest too, all the other thing to garbage [23:21] * Mia_Tsukiyoko equipe rm22sf lbe, seifuku skirt, regular shoes and medieval armor top and leave out the rest [23:33] <~Hebizuka> =Item crate 2= [23:33] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Glock 21 pistol | .45 ACP - Glock 21 magazine (13+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [Ammo: 12+1/13] [23:33] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: .45 ACP [23:33] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Glock 21 13-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.13 [Ammo: 13/13] [23:33] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .45 ACP, 50 rounds [23:39] * Mia_Tsukiyoko leave out the silencer, equip the Glock and spare all the other things [23:41] <~Hebizuka> *Class 3 weapon equipped!* [23:41] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 1.13/6 [23:43] <~Hebizuka> =Item crate 3= [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Horse meat (basashi). 1d36 [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Bento box. 6d6 [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of sake. 3d6 [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Wasabi roots. 1d5 [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Blood Transfusion Kit (BTK) - Removes 5 units from the bleeding counter [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 358 P$ [23:45] * Mia_Tsukiyoko spare Horse Meat, Bento, Blood and money and leave out the sake and the wasabi [23:46] <~Hebizuka> 3/35 [23:47] <~Hebizuka> *Hebizuka's voice continues.* [23:47] <~Hebizuka> Are you ready? Did you sort everything out? [00:21] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Heee, yeah, ready... Only some difficult to wear an armor and a tactical vest at the same time ^^' [00:21] <~Hebizuka> You'll sort yourself out, I'm sure. [00:21] <~Hebizuka> *Welcome to the Mazes, Mia Tsukiyoko!* [00:22] <~Hebizuka> *Let's begin; type !mrooms3 to pop up the door numbers of the next rooms, then select a door. When you enter a room, whenever you're finished doing what you want, or have to do, use this command to continue. Sometimes you'll see only one door; type !mrooms1 in that situation.* [00:31] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms3 [00:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Left door: 149 - Front door: 3455 - Right door: 4829 - Roomstyle: 202 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [00:35] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Heee... Where these doors came from ? Ok... No more time for question [00:35] * Mia_Tsukiyoko discretely open the front door [00:37] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into a washitsu, which is a traditional, Japanese-style room. Aside from very basic furniture (a futon, some wooden drawers, and a television), you see a strange item on the floor.* [00:39] * Mia_Tsukiyoko gently touch the item with her foot [00:39] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Not a trap please... [00:39] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A ceramic-plated jockstrap. Covered with titanium plating, both in front and back. It needs to be attached to something else to be worn... [00:41] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Yerk... Who let that kind of thing here... [00:42] * Mia_Tsukiyoko spare it whit her fingertip [00:42] <~Hebizuka> 4/35 [00:45] * Mia_Tsukiyoko seek if sometingh else is in the room [00:45] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Maybe in the futon [00:45] <~Hebizuka> *There doesn't seem to be anything else of use.* [00:46] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ok, maybe intersting information on tv [00:46] * Mia_Tsukiyoko turn on the tv [00:47] <~Hebizuka> *Type @whatsonTV to check what's... currently on TV.* [00:47] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> @whatsonTV [00:47] <EliasBot> [Anime] Kitsune Arrow Shooter [00:47] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> ANIME OWO [00:48] * Mia_Tsukiyoko watch [00:48] <~Hebizuka> *A kitsune with white fox tails with a large, white-colored sniper rifle, battles the forces of evil while trying to find out her origins.* [00:49] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> What next ? =3 [00:49] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> @whatsonTV [00:49] <EliasBot> [Cartoon] Medivo Stories [00:49] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Yerk... [00:49] * Mia_Tsukiyoko turn off the TV [00:49] <~Hebizuka> *The television shuts up. Silence reigns in the room again.* [00:50] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ok... Need some doors [00:50] * Mia_Tsukiyoko watch from left to right [00:50] <~Hebizuka> *Three doors await.* [00:50] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms3 [00:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Left door: 5007 - Front door: 735 - Right door: 4617 - Roomstyle: 47 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:51] * Mia_Tsukiyoko go to left door, and enter discret as possible [00:53] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an abandoned radio room. There, you see a desk, with an old, WWII era radio sitting on it. But judging by how damaged it is, you doubt it still works. There is food on said desk, though.* [00:54] * Mia_Tsukiyoko first smell the food to see if it still consumable [00:55] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Brownie. 1d24 [00:55] * Mia_Tsukiyoko spare the brownies with a big smile [00:56] <~Hebizuka> 5/35 [00:57] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ok... Don't explode old one [00:57] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try to turn on the radio [00:57] <~Hebizuka> *All it does is spitting sparks. That radio doesn't work.* [00:58] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Wowowowow, dangerous oldy, you try to electrocute me or what ? [00:59] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ok, get out of here, byebye oldy [01:00] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms3 [01:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Left door: 4838 - Front door: 5134 - Right door: 3961 - Roomstyle: 45 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:01] * Mia_Tsukiyoko go to te front room, ready to shoot if there is some kind of danger [01:05] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You witness a fight about to start between two people... On one side of the room is a kappa with a shotgun. On the other side, a Death Faction Soldier, with the desert camouflage, holding a submachine gun...* [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: If you get any closer, I'll shoot you! [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Yeah, yeah... You're just talk... You won't! [01:07] <~Hebizuka> *None of them have seen you yet. What are you gonna do?* [01:09] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Nyu ? A turtle guy and a soldier... [01:10] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Who's there? [01:10] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Aw crap... [01:11] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Huu ? Me ? Ho, I only pass here, do your stuff and ignore me [01:12] <~Hebizuka> *The DF Soldier now points their weapon at you.* [01:12] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Hell naw. You're staying here! [01:13] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ok, want to play like that ? [01:13] * Mia_Tsukiyoko aim and shoot in direction of the DF Soldier head [01:14] * Mia_Tsukiyoko do a double tap (2 shoots) [01:14] <~Hebizuka> *Type !mdice 2 6 to roll dice and check if you hit or not.* [01:15] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mdice 2 6 [01:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [01:16] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 +1 (6). You hit the soldier's head twice! But both bullets hit the soldier's helmet... As a result, the DF survived and is now a lot angrier.* [01:16] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 First turn (1: Kappa 2: Soldier) [01:16] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [01:17] <~Hebizuka> *Kappa's turn...* [01:17] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Wrong choice, dickhead! [01:17] <~Hebizuka> *The kappa points the shotgun at the soldier and fires twice.* [01:17] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:17] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [01:17] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Kappa [01:17] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [01:18] <~Hebizuka> *The kappa seems to have fired slugs. Both pierce through the soldier's body armor... Killing him instantly!* [01:18] <~Hebizuka> Kappa [MP-27M] DF Soldier [01:18] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [01:19] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Hahaa! Eat some of that! ...Hey, thanks, cat-girl. You helped me out. [01:19] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ok, I think is calmed down now [01:20] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Your welcome, I hate when people point weapon on me [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: You're not gonna like Soldiers then. They love scaring people. [01:21] * Mia_Tsukiyoko approch to the soldier and start to seek what he have [01:21] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> They are idiot if they thing they are going to scare me [01:21] <~Hebizuka> *Select what you would like to see.* >Clothing and armor >Weapons and related >LBE and contents [01:23] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> >Weapons and related [01:23] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons and related= [01:23] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - CZ Sa vz. 26 submachine gun | 7.62x25mm Tokarev - Vz.26 magazine (32 rounds, no +1) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 9 [Ammo: 32/32] [01:24] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> No probleme if I get that and the ammo that go in ? [01:25] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Sure. I have friends, they can get me guns and ammo if I need. ...well, I should go ask them. I ran out. [01:25] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ok ok, bye Turtle Guy [01:25] * Mia_Tsukiyoko seek the Soldier LBE and content [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *The kappa leaves the room.* [01:26] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 0 units - Ammo pouch (4 units), Consumables pouch (3 units) [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Vz.26 32-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.32 [Ammo: 32/32] [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [01:28] * Mia_Tsukiyoko seek at last the armor and clothing [01:28] <~Hebizuka> =Clothing and armor= [01:28] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - STSh-81 Titanium helmet - AC Kevlar-4 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Ballistic protective - Weight: 5 [01:28] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Military T-shirt, desert camo (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 [01:28] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-4 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-4 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 [01:28] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Military pants, desert camo (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 [01:28] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Military boots - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant, Explosion-resistant - Weight: 9 [01:33] * Mia_Tsukiyoko equip CZ Sa vz. 26 submachine gun, STSh-81 Titanium helmet, Type-4 Kevlar vest, Military pants, desert camo and Military boots, spare Vz.26 32-round magazine and Cash - Big purse, leave out all the other thing and the medieval armor top [01:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 226 +24 [01:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 226 ] [ Rolls: 73 ] [ Total Score: 73 ] [01:34] <~SU_Tempest> *You obtain 97 P$ from the purse. Total carried: 455 P$* [01:35] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 1.95/6 [01:35] * Mia_Tsukiyoko also leave out the seifuku skirt [01:36] <~Hebizuka> *You drop all of the concerned replaced clothes.* [01:39] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ok, seems no more usefull stuff on you... Rest in peace stuper soldier, me, I go out of here like I wanted from the start [01:40] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms3 [01:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Left door: 5794 - Front door: 507 - Right door: 4469 - Roomstyle: 24 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:42] * Mia_Tsukiyoko going to the right door, carrying her glock ready to shoot [01:44] <~Hebizuka> *You fall through a trapdoor! You land (without damage) into a prison room. There are old chains hung to the wall, and several @graffiti etched there. Fortunately, you can still freely move. You notice a supply crate in the corner...* [01:45] * Mia_Tsukiyoko read the graffiti [01:45] <~Hebizuka> *Type @graffiti to read it.* [01:45] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> @graffiti [01:45] <EliasBot> SODA POP IS FULL OF COKAINE [01:46] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Heeeee... Totaly crazy... [01:46] * Mia_Tsukiyoko go to open the supply crate, but stay ready to shoot [01:47] <~Hebizuka> =Type-E crate= [01:47] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Commodity - Emmental. 1d6 (Quantity: 2) [01:47] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Shrimps. 2d3 (Quantity: 4) [01:47] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Pocket knife - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 3 [01:48] * Mia_Tsukiyoko equipe the pocket knife and spare the other thing [01:49] <~Hebizuka> 11/35 [01:50] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ok... Now, how I get out of here... [01:51] <~Hebizuka> *Three doors as usual. Prisoners are bound to the walls by chains here; this is how they are stopped from leaving. But you are not tied up, so you can leave.* [01:51] * Mia_Tsukiyoko make noise on the prison barrier [01:51] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms3 [01:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Left door: 3666 - Front door: 239 - Right door: 3761 - Roomstyle: 48 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:51] * Mia_Tsukiyoko go to the front room, ready to fight as usual [01:53] <~Hebizuka> *You enter toilets; though most of the stuff here has been broken, or vandalized. The mirror is cracked, it smells bad, there are @graffiti on the walls... There's also a piece of clothing on the floor.* [01:53] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> @graffiti [01:53] <EliasBot> she is the strongest, call her 0-NIN-BALL [01:54] * Mia_Tsukiyoko gooing to see wat is the piece of clothing exactelly [01:56] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Lab coat (Upper body, Lower body, Arms) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 [01:57] * Mia_Tsukiyoko seek for other thing interesting and prepare to go before get asphyxied by the smell [01:58] <~Hebizuka> *There isn't much of use aside from the lab coat.* [01:58] * Mia_Tsukiyoko go away [01:59] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms3 [01:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Left door: 2551 - Front door: 2756 - Right door: 1807 - Roomstyle: 9 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:00] * Mia_Tsukiyoko go to the left door [02:07] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs.* [02:08] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a vault room. There are three safes embedded in the wall here, which may contain valuables. However, they're protected by a digipad; one needs to enter the right code to open them. However, you see an item on the floor that was probably forgotten behind!* [02:12] * Mia_Tsukiyoko touch the item gently with the tip of her knife [02:12] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Small bag of cash - Value 1-120 P$ (1d120) [02:12] * Mia_Tsukiyoko spare it [02:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 120 [02:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 120 ] [ Rolls: 92 ] [ Total Score: 92 ] [02:13] <~SU_Tempest> *You found 92 P$ in the bag. Total carried: 547 P$.* [02:14] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try to destroy the digipad with her knife [02:14] <~Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6.* [02:14] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mdice 2 6 [02:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [02:15] <~Hebizuka> *You stab the crap out of the digipad on the left safe, but it seems to resist. In fact, you didn't manage to cause any sort of damage on it.* [02:16] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ok... Maybe with someting a little more aggresive [02:16] * Mia_Tsukiyoko shoot 5 with the CZ [02:17] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mdice 2 6 [02:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [02:18] <~Hebizuka> *You destroyed the left digipad. It's now a sizzling mess spitting sparks. Unfortunately, you hear a loud "CLACK" coming out of it; apparently you triggered the automatic lock. The left safe is condemned!* [02:18] <~Hebizuka> *The other two seem unbothered though.* [02:19] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try the code 0000 on the center safe [02:19] <~Hebizuka> *The digipads need only three numbers. Enter 0-0-0 ?* [02:20] * Mia_Tsukiyoko entre 000 [02:20] <~Hebizuka> Attempt #1: 0-0-0 - 0 correct numbers [02:20] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try 123 [02:21] <~Hebizuka> Attempt #2: 1-2-3 - 1 correct number [02:21] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try 145 [02:22] <~Hebizuka> Attempt #3: 1-4-5 - 0 correct numbers [02:22] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try 267 [02:23] <~Hebizuka> Attempt #4: 2-6-7 - 0 correct numbers [02:23] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [02:23] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 91 ] [ Total Score: 91 ] [02:25] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try 321 [02:26] <~Hebizuka> Attempt #5: 3-2-1 - 1 correct number [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [02:26] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 88 ] [ Total Score: 88 ] [02:26] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try 422 [02:26] <~Hebizuka> Attempt #6: 4-2-2 - 1 correct number [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [02:26] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 41 ] [ Total Score: 41 ] [02:27] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try to shoot 5 in the digipad with the CZ [02:27] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mdice 2 6 [02:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [02:28] <~Hebizuka> *You send five more bullets in a poor harmless digipad. Naturally you destroyed it, but now you hear the CLACK of the center safe telling you it's condemned TOO. Only the right one remains now...* [02:31] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ok... Last one [02:31] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try 987 on the last safe [02:32] <~Hebizuka> Attempt #7: 9-8-7 - 1 correct number [02:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [02:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 93 ] [ Total Score: 93 ] [02:39] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try 789 [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Attempt #8: 7-8-9 - 2 correct numbers [02:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [02:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 56 ] [ Total Score: 56 ] [02:40] <~Hebizuka> *You're making progress. Just one more number and it'll open!* [02:40] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try 781 [02:41] <~Hebizuka> Attempt #9: 7-8-1 - 1 correct number [02:41] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [02:41] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 13 ] [ Total Score: 13 ] [02:41] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [02:41] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [02:41] <~Hebizuka> *A Maze Guard with a submachine gun barges into the room.* [02:42] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: Freeze! Don't make a move or I swear I'll shoot! [02:42] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ho no, another soldier [02:42] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: Not a movement! Police! [02:42] * Mia_Tsukiyoko shoot twice in direction of his Throat whit her glock [02:43] <~Hebizuka> *This will be counted as trying to shoot the face. Confirm by rolling a 2d6.* [02:43] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mdice 2 6 [02:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [02:44] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 +2 (7). You completely miss your shots.* [02:45] <~Hebizuka> *Guard's turn...* [02:46] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Maybe I need some glasses [02:47] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: PUT THE GUN DOWN! You're under arrest! If you don't put your weapon down, I will shoot! [02:48] <~Hebizuka> *It's not your turn, but you can still obey the Guard's orders. Do you want to surrender?* [02:48] * Mia_Tsukiyoko put the gun down... But dont surender, waiting the Guad approch [02:50] <~Hebizuka> *The Guard takes out handcuffs. You have -not- chosen to surrender, the Guard will have to roll a 2d6 to attempt cuffing you.* [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Cuffing [02:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 5 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> (oh boy ...) [02:50] <~Hebizuka> *The Guard forces you on the floor and binds your hands together.* [02:51] <~Hebizuka> *End of turn 1...* [02:51] <Shiki> (hot) [02:51] <~Hebizuka> *You have one last chance to try escaping from the cuffs; roll a 2d6 and hope rolling either 11 or 12.* [02:51] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mdice 2 6 [02:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Don't even move an inch, you thief. You're under arrest for attempted vault robbery and attempted murder! [02:52] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Sorry, but the last guy I see with a uniform try to kill me first, so its a reflex [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: You'll tell that to my superiors. [02:53] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> And maybe with some special treatment you let me go ? [02:54] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Don't even think about it or I'll gladly add that to your sheet.. [02:54] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Pffff, not funny [02:55] <~Hebizuka> *You're dragged off to a police station, where a Guard Chief is waiting. You're forced to sit down on a chair...* [02:56] <~SU_Tempest> GChief: So you're the thief I've been reported about. [02:56] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> I'm not a thief, no one explain to me that I can't get item in desert room --' [02:57] <~SU_Tempest> GChief: Oh, right. You didn't know that if you see a VAULT protected by a CODE, it might be a good idea to not touch it. And you tried shooting at my colleague too? How do you explain that? [02:58] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> I explain that than the first guy looking like a soldier that I sse today was terrifiying a poor Turtle Guy and try to kill me, so reflex, uniform equal shoot first, talk after [02:59] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: Is she blind or what... [03:00] <~SU_Tempest> GChief: ...Ahem. We're Guards. We're cops. We wear a blue cop uniform. Soldiers wear camouflage. If you seriously can't tell a soldier from a police officer, you have a problem. Give me your name, your age and your occupation. [03:01] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Mia Tsukuyoko, about twenty, not fair to demand to a Lady, Dead kitty girl [03:01] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Happy ? [03:03] <~SU_Tempest> GChief: ...mm... never seen that name before. All right... For attempted vault robbery and attempted vault murder, you're sentenced to 25 turns of prison, 700 P$ of fine and confiscation of your submachine gun plus all ammunition. [03:04] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Huuuu... Can I have some kind of credit to pay ? [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> GChief: If you don't have enough, we'll just take everything you have. [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> GChief: All the money, that is. [03:05] * Mia_Tsukiyoko down her Cat hears... [03:05] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Not funny [03:05] <~Hebizuka> *You've lost: The CZ vz. 26, the spare vz. 26 magazine, and 547 P$.* [03:06] <~Hebizuka> *You're stripped of the rest of your equipment and forced to wear the standard uniform of prisoners: ripped jeans, and nothing else! You're then bound to the wall of a prison room with chains.* [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [03:06] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [03:06] <~Hebizuka> *In the prison cell, there is nobody but you and another Guard, keeping an eye on you.* [03:07] <~Hebizuka> *Do you wish to RP prison time or skip it?* [03:08] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Hey boy... maybe you can give me a top... All guys in tise labyrinth are pervy or wath ? [03:08] <~SU_Tempest> !genhuman [03:08] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Human physio code: ] 2 - 8 - 6 - 5 - 7 - 6 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 9 [03:09] <~Hebizuka> *The Guard that's watching you is a young, amerindian male. He is tall, obese, has long brown hair, blue eyes, a pair of glasses, and burn marks on the face. He carries a submachine gun, and has his eyes focused on your breasts.* [03:09] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: Uhuh... [03:09] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: Dayum... I'm lucky, today... [03:10] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Try anything and you dont be a man for a long time [03:10] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: Ha! You're bound to the wall. What can you possibly do to me? [03:11] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> More than you imagine [03:11] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: Ooo. Kinky. [03:11] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: But right now I can't really leave my post. So you're out of luck. [03:13] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> You are the lucky one :3 [03:13] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: Oooh yeah. How big are these? [03:14] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try to hide her breast as well as she can [03:15] <~Hebizuka> *It's hard to hide much with both your arms bound by chains.* [03:16] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> really... Why all off this world seems to be full of perv' [03:17] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: heh heh... [03:17] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: So what the hell did ya do to end up here, pretty catgirl? [03:18] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ho ? Try to open a case to see if there is not an item that I really need and shoot a cop because I was on my nerv' [03:18] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: Oo. Naughty, with that. You've got quite the short temper, mm? [03:19] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> And you ? What god do you make angry to get this head :3 [03:19] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: Hey, fuck you! [03:19] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: I'm not the one who got locked up here. [03:20] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> No, definetely not, they dont have cells or chain at you size :3 [03:21] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: why you little ... Shut your damn mouth. [03:23] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Huuu... I'm starting to understand... Maybe is your only chance to see boobs :3 I'm wrong ? :3 [03:24] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> If I make you Angry, so go away and make an other one get your place :3 [03:24] <~SU_Tempest> *The Guard is getting terribly red-faced right now. Seems that you hit something in his mind; you got something right?* [03:24] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: I don't know what's stopping me from just shooting you right there! [03:25] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Poor crybaby... Maybe if you assume your physic and act like a man, women dont care you aren't an Appolo [03:26] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> You arme more acting like an animal than me, and I'm half a cat [03:26] <~SU_Tempest> *He gets fed up, and starts pointing his weapon at you.* [03:26] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! [03:26] <~Hebizuka> *But naturally, this being a watched prison cell, this doesn't go well with the Guard's superiors who watched everything.* [03:26] <~Hebizuka> *You hear a loud voice over the loudspeaker.* [03:27] <~SU_Tempest> GChief: ALEX, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S THE THIRD TIME YOU'RE ROUSING UP FEMALE PRISONERS NOW. [03:27] <~SU_Tempest> GChief: YOU'RE FIRED! [03:27] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: *Facepalm of the century* [03:28] <~Hebizuka> *The Chief in person enters the room and releases you.* [03:28] <~SU_Tempest> GChief: Follow me, catgirl. AND YOU, YOU'RE FIRED. Go to my office RIGHT NOW. [03:28] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: ... fuck... yes sir.. [03:29] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> I told you to act like a man... He chief ? Maybe just a little fig to hide only my nipples ? No ? Adesive band or something ? [03:29] <~SU_Tempest> GChief: You're free. I'm gonna give you your clothes and your stuff back. [03:30] <~SU_Tempest> *Back in the Chief's office, you're given back your clothes and equipment!* [03:30] <~Hebizuka> *Only 5 turns of the 25 turn sentence have passed; you managed to shorten your punishment.* [03:31] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Thanks, and sorry for the big crybaby guy, but I hate pervy [03:31] <~SU_Tempest> GChief: All right. I'll let you off since Alex managed to be a complete dick again. We've had problems with his perversions since a few weeks, but that was too much. [03:31] <~SU_Tempest> GChief: Try not to shoot anymore any Guards. You may leave now. [03:31] <~Hebizuka> *!mrooms3 to continue.* [03:33] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Oki, I don't say you 'bye chief... [03:33] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms3 [03:33] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Left door: 5122 - Front door: 4636 - Right door: 4903 - Roomstyle: 240 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [03:33] * Mia_Tsukiyoko go to the front door, carrying her glock [03:36] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a regular, featureless room. There isn't anyone around, just an item on the floor.* [03:37] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> haaaa... Poor crybaby guy... If he wasn't such a pervert maybe a girl may like him... [03:37] * Mia_Tsukiyoko touch the item gently with te tip of her gun [03:38] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: KBP R-92 5-round speedloader. Weight: 0.5 [03:38] * Mia_Tsukiyoko spare it [03:39] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Maybe I fond the good weapon later [03:39] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 1.63/6 [03:40] * Mia_Tsukiyoko seek for something else, anything [03:40] <~Hebizuka> *The room is otherwise completely empty.* [03:40] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms3 [03:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Left door: 2567 - Front door: 3357 - Right door: 1026 - Roomstyle: 233 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [03:40] * Mia_Tsukiyoko go to the front door [03:42] <~Hebizuka> *A grassy room. It's like a regular room, but the floor is grass. There is only one door here. You spot a box of ammo on the floor...* [03:43] * Mia_Tsukiyoko go see what type of ammo exactelly [03:43] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.62x39mm, 150 rounds [03:44] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ok... get it... at least I can sell them... There is probably some kind of merchant somewhere in this crasy place [03:44] * Mia_Tsukiyoko spare the ammo [03:44] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 3.13/6 [03:45] <~Hebizuka> *Only one door, so !mrooms1.* [03:45] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms1 [03:45] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Unique door: 5262 - Roomstyle: 141 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [03:45] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> So... Go! [03:45] * Mia_Tsukiyoko run into that room [03:49] * Mia_Tsukiyoko is ready to see what is in the room [03:50] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into a hiring bureau. You see, on the left, what looks like small prison cells, but they're all empty. On the right is a sort of office; lots of posters and notes pinned on the wall, many of them talking about phone numbers, shops, and services of all kinds. In this office, you also see the hirer working at the desk, with computer and pile of applications...* [03:51] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Nyu... Where i've landed this time ? Hey guy ? Where am I ? [03:51] * Mia_Tsukiyoko put down her gun [03:51] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Ah, welcome to my office. Are you new here? [03:52] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Maybe... No more time or space awareness, just... I know I'm dead [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Well, no. You seem as alive as I am. [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Did you ever come in this kind of office before? [03:54] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> He yeah... Not that kind of office, but I just go out of an other sort of office, and maybe you want some tea and organise an non-annyversary party ? [03:55] * Mia_Tsukiyoko look at the Hirer with great sparkling eyes [03:56] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: I don't know what you're talking about... But in any case, if you never came here before, let me introduce myself. I am a hirer and this is a hiring bureau. This is the place that's all about jobs. If people have a job or a plan of any kind to offer, or if they want to search for something, this is the right place. [03:57] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ho, some kind of organised thing in this totally desorganised place... Maybe I'm not going to be more and more crazy at least [03:58] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> And so, if I want you 4 sacred amulet that they can make me return to my own world, you can give them to me ? [03:59] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Trust me, this place is a lot more organized than you think. If you're talking about the Cardinal Amulets, well... I have no idea at all where they are. I always thought it's a legend. [03:59] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: In the meantime, would you like to sign up? [04:00] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> I tried, I tried... [04:00] * Mia_Tsukiyoko seems totally crazy [04:00] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Maybe, sign up for a job or some kind of job license ? [04:01] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: To be able to find a job, we need to know who you are. All I'll ask you is your name, age and species, and I'll add you to my database. Then we'll see if there's something available you can take. [04:03] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Huuuuuuuuuuu... Ok, but next you give me a cookie X3 I'm Mia Tsukiyoko, 22 years old, Dead Kitty Girl [04:03] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Stop calling yourself dead... You're alive, miss. [04:04] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> The road at the front of the 50 stage building don't seems to think that I'm... [04:05] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: All right, all done! Here, we work based on good work and reputation. At first you'll find jobs that seem easy, but it's important if you want to do better-paying jobs. Sounds good enough? [04:06] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Hu, oki ^^ So, who I've to kill to have money ? =3 [04:08] * Mia_Tsukiyoko seems totally deconnected from realitty [04:08] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> No people to kill right ? --' [04:08] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: We'll see. Let me look what's there... Ah. There's a job opportunity here. Something very simple, you're to escort a man to a meeting he needs to go to, and he will pay you. Do you want that job? It says that if you meet anything dangerous, you're allowed to kill it for you and your employer's protection. [04:08] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Sounds good? [04:10] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Heeee... Yes, but how am I suppose to orient me in this fucking labyrinth ? You have some king of plan to give to me ? [04:10] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: We have wonderful things called teleporters. People who set up job offers allow their rooms to be hooked to teleporters, and when the job is done, you're brought back here. Isn't life far more wonderful like that? [04:11] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Yeah... But the peaple who arrived at the other side... Is she really me or a copy of me ? [04:12] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Finally I don't mind it, get me to that teleport-thing ^^ [04:12] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: All right. It's on my right, just step on it. [04:12] <~Hebizuka> Contract accepted [04:13] <~Hebizuka> *Step on the teleporter to begin the job.* [04:14] * Mia_Tsukiyoko step in and shake her hand to say goodbye to the hirrer [04:14] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Don't forgive my cookies X3 [04:14] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: You mean forget. And I don't have any cookies. [04:15] <~Hebizuka> *You're teleported into a bedroom. Here, you see a strange looking man who seems to be waiting for someone.* [04:15] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Hello there... Are you the person who's gonna escort me? [04:15] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ho he, hi there, I'm here to kill any menace on your road ^^ [04:16] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Soooo... You can find where you go in this place alone ? [04:17] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Oh, cool, cool. What's your name? I'm Brian. Let's get going. It's an easy road, only one door up ahead... what I'm unsure of is if we'll see monsters or not. [04:17] <~Hebizuka> *Use !mrooms1 for the entire mission until the end.* [04:17] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ho... Juste call me Dead girl, so, here we go ^^ [04:18] * Mia_Tsukiyoko go to the room happily [04:18] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms1 [04:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Unique door: 3380 - Roomstyle: 284 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [04:18] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a scullery, which is a room full of dishwashers. There is a weapon abandoned on the floor...* [04:19] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Dead girl? Why dead girl? You don't look like a zombie. [04:19] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Maybe I'm mentally dead ^^ *smile and go hug the weapon* Hello baby, what's you name ? =3 [04:20] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Erma Werke MP40 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - MP40 magazine (32 rounds, no +1) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 9 [Ammo: 32/32] [04:21] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Too bad... No ammo to feed you... But I don't care ^^ [04:21] * Mia_Tsukiyoko equip the weapon [04:22] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms1 [04:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Unique door: 2412 - Roomstyle: 85 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [04:22] <~Hebizuka> *Class 2 weapon equipped.* [04:22] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: You sure are a strange girl. [04:23] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> In a strange place, it's the normal people that are strange :3 [04:23] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into a radio room. Unlike the last one you visited, this one has a working @radio. You see a shiny item on the desk!* [04:23] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Ha! I gotta agree with that. [04:24] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Soooooo... You're the strange one, I'm totally normal ^^ [04:24] * Mia_Tsukiyoko go check the item but first poke it with her gun [04:24] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: You think I'm strange? [04:25] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> That don't explode... [04:25] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold cuff link - Value 50-165 P$ (1d116 +49) [04:25] * Mia_Tsukiyoko spare it [04:25] <~Hebizuka> 12/35 [04:26] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> yeah, all people here seems crazy... Acting normally [04:26] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Nah, some people really are nice. Ya had a bad encounter? [04:27] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Yeah, some soldier that terrifying a Turtle Guy, some strange big cry baby cop and an Hirrer that don't want tea and don't have cookies [04:27] * Mia_Tsukiyoko try to turn on the radio [04:28] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> I'm sure they all try to see my breast [04:28] <~Hebizuka> *Use @radio to turn it on.* [04:28] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> I know the cop have see my breast [04:28] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> @radio [04:28] <EliasBot> [Soul] New Maze Swing with DJ "Random Love" Uziel [04:29] <~Hebizuka> *Some deliciously swingy soul music is being played on the radio.* [04:29] * Mia_Tsukiyoko strike the radio with her right foot [04:29] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Yeah, you're the strange one! I don't understand a thing at a- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [04:29] <~Hebizuka> *2d6 to attack the radio, I guess.* [04:29] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mdice 2 6 [04:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [04:30] <~Hebizuka> *Your foot hits the radio, but you fail to do any damage.* [04:30] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ho ? Trying to see wath happen when I do this ^^ [04:30] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Go to te next place ? ^^ [04:30] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms1 [04:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Unique door: 4568 - Roomstyle: 275 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [04:31] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: You're kind of crazy, aren't ya. [04:31] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Maybe ^^ [04:31] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> I'm note sure ^^ [04:31] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a classroom. Nobody is there, but you spot a box of ammo...* [04:32] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Try to jump from the top of a 50 stage building and see if you're going to be normal anymore ^^ [04:32] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Huh. You did that? [04:32] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Wait, you're not from this world. Right? [04:33] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Huuuuuu... Classroom... never come to a classroom from the start of all this ^^ [04:33] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Yeah, not from this world ^^ [04:33] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Ohhh. I understand better now. It's interesting to know. [04:33] * Mia_Tsukiyoko approach the ammo box and touch it with her foot to see if something happen [04:34] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.62x25mm Tokarev, 250 rounds [04:35] * Mia_Tsukiyoko spare them [04:35] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 5.63/6 [04:35] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: You like ammo, don't ya? [04:36] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Not really, just thinking I can sell them or find the good weapon [04:37] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> But I like cookies ^^ Do you have some ? =3 [04:37] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Nah, I don't. [04:38] * Mia_Tsukiyoko start seeking for cookies in the different desk of the classroom [04:38] <~Hebizuka> *There's no cookies in any of these!* [04:38] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> That's not a true classroom... --' Want to get out of here --' [04:38] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms1 [04:38] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Unique door: 1942 - Roomstyle: 204 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [04:41] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a grassy room. Again, nobody here, just a piece of clothing.* [04:41] * Mia_Tsukiyoko take the piece of clothing and verify that there is no hole in it [04:42] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - US Army T-Shirt, digital camo (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 3 [04:42] <~Hebizuka> *It's in perfect condition. No holes.* [04:42] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> You want it ? [04:42] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Nah. Thanks though. [04:43] * Mia_Tsukiyoko leave out and go [04:43] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> !mrooms1 [04:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Mia_Tsukiyoko ] Unique door: 1230 - Roomstyle: 244 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [04:43] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> follow me!!! [04:44] <~Hebizuka> *You end up in a storage area. Here, you can see a few containers of all kinds and sizes, most of which empty. There's nobody at all here...* [04:44] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Well, this is the place, ma'am. The meeting is here, but we're slightly early. [04:45] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: With that said, thanks a lot. Here's your money, ma'am. [04:45] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 200 P$ [04:45] * Mia_Tsukiyoko verifiy if all the containers are really empty [04:45] <~Hebizuka> *Aside from dust, there's nothing in them at all.* [04:45] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ho... he... Thanks... You know how I'm go to the office ? [04:46] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Ya, sure. [04:46] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: There's a telepad there, on the floor. Get on it, that'll take you back. [04:46] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Ho, oki, bye crazy guy ^^ [04:46] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Bye crazy girl! [04:46] <~Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 200 P$ [04:47] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded back to the hiring bureau.* [04:47] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> Hi ^^ You buy me some cookie ? =3 [04:47] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Welcome back, Mia. I just got a phone call from Mr. Brian. He's very satisfied of you. And no, I don't have any cookies. [04:47] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete. [04:48] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: In any case, come back later whenever you can, we'll talk about finding you a new job. [04:48] <Mia_Tsukiyoko> He... Can I sleep here ? I'm don't sure to retrieve this place ^^' [04:49] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: I... Guess you can. Just don't sleep in the cells. [04:49] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [04:50] <~Hebizuka> 13 rooms, 0 kills, 0 SEs, 1 mission, 0 Amulets, 200 P$, 0 Runs [04:50] <~Hebizuka> Score: 25 points [04:50] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 48th [+5] [04:50] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats [04:51] <~Hebizuka> (Legend: Hits/Attempted hits) [04:51] <~Hebizuka> Shots fired: 12/14 [04:51] <~Hebizuka> Melee hits: 1/1 [04:52] <~Hebizuka> Total: 13/15 - Accuracy: 87% [04:52] <~Hebizuka> *That's it for today!*