Log:Game 133 (Meta, no ontology)

[01:40] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW (at long last!) Banagher Links. This week is the birthday event week. Do you wish to resume your normal progress, or enter the event? [01:41] <BanagherLinks> "Wow, talk about homecoming. Let's event!" [01:41] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: I didn't feel all that time pass. At least I didn't age~ [01:42] <BanagherLinks> "Well the speaker-man has talked. I guess he'd know the universal truth or something." [01:44] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a large hall, with plenty of stands and activities. As you enter, you and Naoki both feel you've been through some sort of force field. Which seems to make you feel a lot better - both of you are fully healed.* [01:44] <~Hebizuka> *Hunger reset. Pain reset. Potency reset to 100%. Ally's hunger reset.* [01:44] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's impregnation reset.* [01:45] <~Hebizuka> *Welcome to the birthday event hall!* [01:46] <~Hebizuka> *What do you want to try out first?* [01:46] <~Hebizuka> >Grand Lottery [01:46] <~Hebizuka> >Customs Workshop [01:46] <~Hebizuka> >Gambling Hall [01:46] <~Hebizuka> >Russian Roulette [01:46] <~Hebizuka> >Youkai Hall [01:46] <~Hebizuka> >Bar & Lounge [01:47] <BanagherLinks> "Hmm." [01:48] <BanagherLinks> "Let's get DANGEROUS. Russian Roulette, gogogo!" [01:49] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: Oh, boy. Here we go again, Ban going in the ~danger zone~. [01:49] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: Have I ever told you how much you never change? [01:49] <~SU_Tempest> *The stand owner is an aged man with a thick accent.* [01:49] <~SU_Tempest> Man: WHO WANTS TO TRY THE RRRRRRRRRRRUSSIAN ROULETTE?! [/prrrrromotion] [01:51] * BanagherLinks steps into the fray, dramatically slamming his foot on the floor! [01:51] <BanagherLinks> "Me! The one who pierces the mazes with his gun!" [01:52] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Oooh, do we have a valiant young man who wants to try his luck at the RRRRRRRRUSSIAN RRRROULETTE? Well, you are not risking your life either way. It is free to try. Want me to explain the rules real quick? [01:52] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: *Giggles and facepalms.* [01:53] <BanagherLinks> "Let me guess. One bullet, spin the chambers and shoot?" [01:53] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Actually, that's for the first round only, and then you choose whether you want to try with two, or to quit. And so on, with one more round until you reach 5 and survive, where you win the grand prize. [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> Man: By the way, don't be afraid. My beautiful revolver here... *Presents you a shiny, polished Colt Python* ...is only loaded with blanks. No tragic things in this room! [01:55] <BanagherLinks> "You'd be in trouble if something like that happened, anyways!" [01:55] * BanagherLinks points at the pretty tengu~ [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> *Naoki grins and wiggles her rear end.* [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> Man: True. Anyway, want to begin? [01:56] <BanagherLinks> "Sure!" [01:56] * BanagherLinks approaches the man. [01:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Roll a 1d6. If your score is equal or lower than the round number, you lose.* [01:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 1!* [01:57] <BanagherLinks> "Heaven or Hell." [01:57] * BanagherLinks places the gun to his temple. [01:57] <BanagherLinks> "Let's Rock!" [01:57] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 1 6 [01:57] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [01:57] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [01:57] <~SU_Tempest> *Advance to Round 2 or quit?* [01:58] <BanagherLinks> "Let's go forward! Push that tower!" [02:01] * BanagherLinks places the gun in place again. [02:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 2!* [02:01] <BanagherLinks> "The wheel of fate is turning. REBEL TWO. ACTION!" [02:02] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 1 6 [02:02] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [02:02] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [02:02] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 2 survived! Advance or step down?* [02:02] <BanagherLinks> "Never give up! Never surrender!" [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> *A third round is loaded. Round 3...* [02:03] * BanagherLinks places once again the gun on head. [02:04] <BanagherLinks> "PERSONA!" [02:04] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 1 6 [02:04] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> *CLICK.* [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 3 survived!* [02:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Move up or step down?* [02:05] <~SU_Tempest> Man: What a showy young man. *Rubs chin, grins.* [02:06] <BanagherLinks> "Go for broke!" [02:06] * BanagherLinks gun in head, etc [02:06] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 4!* [02:07] <BanagherLinks> "Barrel replica!" [02:07] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 1 6 [02:07] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [02:07] <~SU_Tempest> *BANG* [02:07] <~SU_Tempest> *The blank's muzzle blast burns your face somewhat... but comically.* [02:08] <BanagherLinks> >:| [02:08] <BanagherLinks> "Well. That was fun!" [02:09] <BanagherLinks> "... And here's your gun." [02:09] * BanagherLinks returns the Colt. [02:09] <~SU_Tempest> Man: And... You can retry from round 1 if you want, as many times as you like. [02:09] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Come on, man, you can't step down now! [02:10] <BanagherLinks> "... You serious. LET'S" [02:10] * BanagherLinks GUN GET [02:10] <~SU_Tempest> *Round wan!* [02:11] <BanagherLinks> "TETSUOOOOOOOOOO!" [02:11] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 1 6 [02:11] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [02:11] <~Hebizuka> *BANG.* [02:11] <~Hebizuka> *Somewhere in the GM quarters, Hebi screams "KANEDAAAAAAAA!"* [02:11] <~Hebizuka> *Before laughing her butt off at you.* [02:11] <~Hebizuka> *But you don't know that.* [02:12] <BanagherLinks> "I'd burn all my Akira merch. But I like that motorcycle." [02:12] <BanagherLinks> "COME ON MAN ONCE MORE" [02:13] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Go ahead! [02:13] * BanagherLinks gunhed [02:14] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 1, againù* [02:15] <BanagherLinks> "WE ARE HELL!" [02:15] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 1 6 [02:15] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [02:15] <~Hebizuka> *Click!* [02:15] <~SU_Tempest> *Move on to Round 2 or step down?* [02:15] <BanagherLinks> "Move on, move on! I want me some shinies!" [02:15] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 2!* [02:16] * BanagherLinks just smirks and shoots. [02:16] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 1 6 [02:16] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [02:16] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [02:17] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 2 survived! Move on or step down?* [02:17] <BanagherLinks> "... One last time would do, yes." [02:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 3!* [02:19] * BanagherLinks calmly puts the gun to his temple, and... [02:20] <BanagherLinks> "OWARI DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" [02:20] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 1 6 [02:20] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [02:20] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [02:20] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 3 survived!* [02:20] <~SU_Tempest> *Move on or step down?* [02:20] <BanagherLinks> "... Yeah, that should be enough for today." [02:21] <~SU_Tempest> Man: You won a big box of ammo and two valuables! For which of your guns do you want the ammo? [02:22] <BanagherLinks> "Hm. Gimme something for the AR-10, please. [02:22] <BanagherLinks> " [02:23] <~Hebizuka> *You won the following:* [02:23] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.62x51mm NATO, 100 rounds [02:23] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Clear gem - Impure diamond - Value 100-300 P$ (1d201 +99) [02:23] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Clear gem - Diamond - Value 350-2000 P$ (1d1651 +349) [02:25] <BanagherLinks> "Woah! Diamonds!" [02:25] * BanagherLinks pockets~ [02:26] <~Hebizuka> 8/120 [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Have a nice day! [02:26] <BanagherLinks> "Thanks, bro!" [02:27] * BanagherLinks then surrounds Naoki's shoulders with one arm, and goes to the Youkai Hall. "See, I got me some Ice." [02:28] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: Yeah, some "ice" all right. What's the next joke, that you're a "nice cold killa"? [02:28] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: *Giggles at self.* [02:28] <~Hebizuka> *You enter the Youkai Hall. What do you want to try out?* [02:28] <~Hebizuka> >Kitsune Gambling [02:28] <~Hebizuka> >Tengu Challenge [02:28] <~Hebizuka> >Mountain Climb [02:28] <~Hebizuka> >Oni Drinking Game [02:29] <BanagherLinks> "Let's go meet your bro, shall we- Oh crap, forgot to sell these!" [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: Ahh, yeah, it's better WITH money. [02:31] * BanagherLinks turns back, goes to the bar. [02:31] <~SU_Tempest> *A kappa bartender turns.* [02:31] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Hey, what's up. [02:32] <BanagherLinks> "Hey, hey. I was wandering for a place to sell some stuff I got." [02:32] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: I'm the man, well, the kappa you need. Whatchu wanna sell? [02:33] * BanagherLinks shows the pair o' diamonds. "These two." [02:34] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Mmm, nice pieces. Lemme see. [02:34] * BanagherLinks gives them. "Sure, sure." [02:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 201 +99 Impure diam [02:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 201 ] [ Rolls: 166 ] [ Total Score: 166 ] [02:34] <~SU_Tempest> *You sold an impure diamond for 265 P$.* [02:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 1651 +349 [02:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 1651 ] [ Rolls: 899 ] [ Total Score: 899 ] [02:35] <~SU_Tempest> *You sold a diamond for 1248 P$.* [02:35] <BanagherLinks> "Good, good!" [02:36] <~SU_Tempest> *Total money made: 1513 P$ [02:37] <BanagherLinks> "Thanks, man! Now to spend this~" [02:38] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: Whoo yeah baby. I like the sound of money! [02:38] <BanagherLinks> "Check it then!" [02:38] * BanagherLinks shakes his money pouch, in the way back to the Youkai Hall." [02:40] <~Hebizuka> >Kitsune Gambling [02:40] <~Hebizuka> >Tengu Challenge [02:40] <~Hebizuka> >Mountain Climb [02:40] <~Hebizuka> >Oni Drinking Game [02:40] * BanagherLinks picks the Tengu Challenge. "I've had luck with Tengus, if you know what I mean~" [02:43] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: Shhhhh./ [02:43] <~SU_Tempest> *She bumps your right hip, with her left hip.* [02:43] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Welcome to my stand, you two. [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Here, the game is simple. Pay 100 P$ for an entry, and you get to try to solve one of my riddles. If you win, I give you three random valuables. If you lose, bad luck, you get not'in. But since your ally is a Tengu, she can't help you; I'm pretty sure she knows a lot of these riddles already. [02:45] <BanagherLinks> "I know, I know. Gotta play fair, and all." [02:46] * BanagherLinks puts 500 P$ in the table. Or the Tengu's hand, if there's no table. [02:46] <~SU_Tempest> *There is indeed a table.* [02:46] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Five riddles it is, then? [02:46] <BanagherLinks> "Yeah. Let's dance!" [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: They are many and one, they wave and they drum. They cover a stare, but they go with you everywhere. Who are they? [02:49] <BanagherLinks> "Hmm. Eyelids?" [02:49] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Oh, nope. Two more guesses. [02:50] <BanagherLinks> "Eyelashes, then." [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Nah. One more! [02:53] <BanagherLinks> "uh, Hands?" [02:53] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Well, yeah, that's it. [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: You win this one! But will you guess the other four? mmhmmmm. [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: By the way I will show you your winnings only once you're done, okay? [02:55] <BanagherLinks> "Let them come to me." [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Numero dos! [02:56] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: It comes in, on little cat's feet. Neither sour, nor it is sweet. It hovers and floats, and then is not there. [02:59] <BanagherLinks> "Silent, in the air, and flimsy. It's fog?" [02:59] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Absolutely! [03:01] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: You win that second round, and three more valuables. But I got more, and they get harder... [03:04] <BanagherLinks> "Bring them on!" [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Round three. [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Of these things, I have two. One for me and one for you. When you ask me about the price, I simply smile and nod twice. [03:09] <BanagherLinks> "This is hard..." [03:09] <BanagherLinks> "Say, it's the act of sharing?" [03:10] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: YES! Darn, you're good! [03:11] <BanagherLinks> "Well, I did get my Naokin over here to follow me~" [03:12] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Mmmm. Time to get crafty. Round 4! [03:15] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Quickly, quickly up they run! Then down again here they come. Moving up then down and up again. Take notes and start again! Combining both sharps and flats, does anyone know where they are at? [03:19] <BanagherLinks> "Hands on a keyboard? At least ones of a person who knows how to type." [03:19] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: DAMMIT. [03:19] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: CORRECT AGAIN. [03:19] <BanagherLinks> "Accursed La+ OS." [03:20] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: Wha? [03:20] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: One last one... [03:20] <BanagherLinks> "Eh, stuff from where I came from." [03:23] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: They can be harbored, but very few hold water. You can nurse'em, but only by holding them. You can carry them, but not with your arms. You can bury them, but not in the earth. [03:27] <BanagherLinks> "This one ain't that hard. It's a grudge." [03:27] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Well, bravo sir, you defeated me ! [03:28] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Let me show you your winnings. [03:28] <~Hebizuka> =TOTAL WINNINGS= [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 297 P$ [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Silver collar - Value 25-65 P$ (1d41 +24) [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Purple gem - Amethyst - Value 25-150 P$ (1d126 +24) [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold ring - Value 40-140 P$ (1d101 +39) [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Ruby - Value 200-850 P$ (1d651 +199) [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 2x Brown gem - Tiger's Eye - Value 15-30 P$ (1d16 +14) [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 2x White gem - Big pearl - Value 50-300 P$ (1d251 +49) [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold lighter - Value 100-450 P$ (1d351 +99) [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Yellow gem - Heliodor - Value 60-175 P$ (1d116 +59) [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Clear gem - Impure diamond - Value 100-300 P$ (1d201 +99) [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Sky blue gem - Worthless glass - Value 2-5 P$ (1d4 +1) [03:28] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Worthless iron ring - Value 1-3 P$ (1d3) [03:28] <BanagherLinks> "Hmm hmm, not bad~" [03:29] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Hey, I heard that you won big. You want me to turn some of those into cash? [03:30] <BanagherLinks> "All of them, please!" [03:33] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: All of them? You sure? [03:33] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Just making sure. [03:33] <BanagherLinks> "Yeah, it'd be better to have some more cash. I mean look at this gotdamn backpack it's so big and so... empty" [03:34] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Fair. [03:36] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 41 +21 Silver collar [03:36] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 41 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [03:36] <~SU_Tempest> You sold a silver collar for 23 P$ [03:36] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 126 +24 [03:36] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 126 ] [ Rolls: 125 ] [ Total Score: 125 ] [03:36] <~SU_Tempest> You sold an amethyst for 149 P$ [03:37] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 101 +39 [03:37] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 101 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [03:37] <~SU_Tempest> You sold a gold ring for 40 P$ [03:38] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 651 +199 [03:38] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 651 ] [ Rolls: 434 ] [ Total Score: 434 ] [03:38] <~SU_Tempest> You sold a ruby for 633 P$. [03:38] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 16 +14 [03:38] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 16 ] [ Rolls: 6 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [03:38] <~SU_Tempest> You sold two Tiger's Eyes for 40 P$ [03:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 251 +49 [03:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 251 ] [ Rolls: 222 ] [ Total Score: 222 ] [03:39] <~SU_Tempest> You sold two big pearls for 571 P$ [03:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 351 +99 [03:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 351 ] [ Rolls: 191 ] [ Total Score: 191 ] [03:40] <~SU_Tempest> You sold a gold lighter for 290 P$ [03:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 116 +59 [03:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 116 ] [ Rolls: 52 ] [ Total Score: 52 ] [03:40] <~SU_Tempest> You sold a heliodor for 111 P$ [03:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 201 +99 [03:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 201 ] [ Rolls: 59 ] [ Total Score: 59 ] [03:40] <~SU_Tempest> You sold an impure diamond for 108 P$ [03:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 4 +1 [03:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [03:40] <~SU_Tempest> You sold sky blue glass for 2 P$ [03:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [03:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [03:41] <~SU_Tempest> You sold an iron ring for 2 P$ [03:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Total money earned from the sellings: 1969 P$* [03:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Total money won: 2266 P$* [03:42] <~SU_Tempest> *Total money carried: 3279 P$* [03:42] <~SU_Tempest> 18.79/120 [03:42] * BanagherLinks cheers! [03:42] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: Aww yeaaah! [03:43] <BanagherLinks> "One more before the big one, and then a cash in!" [03:44] * BanagherLinks leads Naoki towards Mr. Oni [03:44] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Howdy, you two! Welcome to the Drinking Game! [03:44] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Do you wanna know about the rules? [03:45] <BanagherLinks> "Sure, tell me!" [03:46] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: It's pretty simple. You pay 250 P$ for an entry, and I will ask you various questions about the Mazes. You get it right, I drink a shot of my specially prepared boomshine. (Don't shoot at it.) If you fail to answer correctly, YOU drink. At the end of this, one of us passes out. If I pass out, you win my treasure, a big gold bar. If you pass out, you get nothing! [03:48] <BanagherLinks> "GOLD. Let's do this." [03:49] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: $_$ [03:49] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: All right, first question. [03:50] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: The kasha has three attacks; bites, claws, and energy blast. What is the damage type of the energy blast? [03:52] <BanagherLinks> "It's Special, right?" [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Correct! [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [03:53] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Aaaaaah. Goood. Anyway, let's move on. [03:54] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: So! Second question; [03:55] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: If you were disguised as a ninja, you would be considered automatically a criminal by the Maze Guards. True or false? [03:59] <BanagherLinks> "Hmm. Not sure, gonna put my cards on false." [04:00] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Wrong! It's true! You drink up, buddy. (roll 3d6) [04:00] <BanagherLinks> "Dang." [04:00] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 3 6 [04:00] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [04:00] <~SU_Tempest> *Boomshine affects you extremely lightly. You just drank cat piss.* [04:00] <~SU_Tempest> *...No not really but that's how they call shitty alcohol.* [04:00] <BanagherLinks> "Pah, dilluted beer is stronger than this!" [04:02] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: On to the next question. [04:02] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: What firearm will you find in the GOLGO13 crate? [04:04] <BanagherLinks> "I think it was a Colt M16 rifle." [04:04] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: I'll accept the answer as correct, the specific variant was M16A2. But hey. You get the gist of it. [04:04] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [04:04] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [04:04] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Oooo yeah. This tastes good, I'm tellin ya. [04:05] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Next question! *hic* [04:05] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: If you find a pawn shop, how many items will you find for sale? [04:06] <BanagherLinks> "16, I believe. I haven't seen them myself, so." [04:08] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Wrong, it's 24! [04:08] <BanagherLinks> "Ah, that's useful. BUT NOT NOW" [04:08] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 3 6 [04:08] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [04:08] <BanagherLinks> "Woah, this is much better!" [04:12] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Let's move it. [04:14] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: In what caliber is the Glock 37 chambered in? [04:18] <BanagherLinks> "It's a... .45, I believe." [04:18] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: More specifically?. [04:19] <BanagherLinks> "Ah! It's .45 GAP." [04:20] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: You got that right~ [04:20] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [04:20] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 5 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [04:22] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Oki, let's *hic* go on... [04:22] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Tell me the AC of leather pants! [04:23] <BanagherLinks> "Light, no?" [04:25] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Wrong, it's Hardskin. Nice try though. [04:25] <~SU_Tempest> *He hands you another shot.* [04:26] <BanagherLinks> "Bluh bluh." [04:26] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 3 6 [04:26] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [04:26] <~SU_Tempest> *You feel a very mild buzz.* [04:30] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Either way... [04:31] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Let'sh move on. What caliber is the Joshua chambered in? [04:33] <BanagherLinks> "Now what the hell gun would have such a nam- Ooooooh." [04:35] <BanagherLinks> "It's similar to the other one, but not a variant... Say, .454." [04:35] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Correct~ [04:36] <BanagherLinks> "There are crazier people to hand guns like that, yes~" [04:36] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [04:36] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [04:36] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Oh godsh I'm drunk. [04:37] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: I *hic* will go on! [04:38] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: When you fire a 12 gauge flechette shell, how many flechettes come out? [04:41] <BanagherLinks> "Urk. 6?" [04:42] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Nope, 20. [04:43] <BanagherLinks> "That's a lot!" [04:43] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 3 6 [04:43] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [04:44] <~SU_Tempest> *The buzz only intensifies lightly.* [04:44] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Aaaa, uhh. Okay. Here's a DOUBLE DIP question. Loser drinks TWO shots. [04:44] <BanagherLinks> "Oh, man!" [04:45] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: What animal a Karkadann is closest resembling to? [04:47] <BanagherLinks> "... Okay that's cruel those guys are fucking chimaeras. Okay, I'm gonna go and say Rhino." [04:54] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: No, I'm sorry... It looks closest to a horse. [04:55] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Yes, kargadan is a word for "rhinoceros", but the actual mythical creature is close to an unicorn in shape. [04:55] <BanagherLinks> "Welp, any of those were valid guesses!" [04:55] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 6 6 [04:55] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 4 1 4 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 21 ] [04:56] <~SU_Tempest> *You're now equally as drunk as the oni.* [04:57] <BanagherLinks> "Uwaaah... @ @" [04:57] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: NEXT QUESTION. *hic* [04:58] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: What *hips* are the chances of finding an ice fairy in a locker? (Give an answer formatted like this: "1 in (number)".) [04:59] <BanagherLinks> "Uhhhh 1 in 99? *hic* [05:02] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Nope... 1 in 6040. [05:02] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Have a shot, friend! On the house! [05:03] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: Ohhh boy. [05:03] <BanagherLinks> "Brain... slowing..." [05:04] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 3 6 [05:04] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 2 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [05:04] <~SU_Tempest> *You're feeling more and more plastered.* [05:06] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Whuh. So uh. [05:06] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: What kind of weapon is the Noreen Bad News? [05:09] <BanagherLinks> "Personal experience saysss... *hic* Sniper rifle. 'cause they're bad news, y'know..." [05:10] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: CORRECT [05:10] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [05:10] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [05:12] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Immbluh. My vision is blurryyy [05:13] <BanagherLinks> "Lets gooooo~" [05:16] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: How many points are you netted for obtaining a Cardinal Amulet? [05:18] * BanagherLinks flashes his own amulet. "25, my good sir *hic*2 [05:19] <BanagherLinks> "* [05:19] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Das correct! [05:19] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [05:19] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [05:20] <~SU_Tempest> *The Oni is really starting to look wrecked.ù [05:21] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: bwoah shit. [05:22] <BanagherLinks> "Let's go justiiiin *hic*" [05:23] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Of those melee *hips* weapons... which one has the highest base damage (vs Naked AC)? Kanabou, Flanged mace, KA-BAR, Machete [05:24] <BanagherLinks> "Uhhh, the KA-BAR?" </equipmentbias> [05:25] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: No, I'm sorry... of these four the KA-BAR is the lowest (60%). The Machete is the highest one. (67%) [05:26] <BanagherLinks> "... why did I get rid of it" [05:26] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 3 6 [05:26] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [05:27] <~SU_Tempest> *You're feeling very close to having such a blurred and doubled vision you wouldn't be able to walk straight for more than 2 steps.* [05:27] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Nextsch queshion... [05:30] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: How many weapons, not counting Class 4 weapons, do Maze Captains carry? [05:33] <BanagherLinks> "Umh, three?" [05:34] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: CORRECT [05:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [05:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 6 ] [ Total Score: 13 ] [05:36] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: ...shiieeet. [05:37] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: okaaay uhhhh... i can't even stand straaaight [05:38] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: The Shinigami have one attack, which is Special-type. How much damage does it deal? [05:40] <BanagherLinks> "Mwah... 20?" [05:40] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Oh no, it'sh 100! [05:41] * BanagherLinks mumblemumble [05:41] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 3 6 [05:41] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [05:42] <~SU_Tempest> *You're now feeling dangerously plastered.* [05:43] <BanagherLinks> "one... more..." [05:45] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: The komainu and the komatora are creatures that come to the help of shrine maidens if their shrine is in danger. They are capable of biting, clawing, and using an elemental attack. What is the element of the komainu's? [05:47] <BanagherLinks> "Fire, I guesss?" [05:47] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: DATS CORRECT [05:47] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [05:47] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [05:47] <~SU_Tempest> *The oni is on the verge of passing out. It fights back the urge to do so...* [05:48] <BanagherLinks> "OH FOR CHRISSAKES JUST FALL ALREADY" [05:48] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: ONE. MORE. [05:51] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: The wizards' Force Bolts damage type is Blunt. True or false? [05:53] <BanagherLinks> "Faaaaa*hic*lse~" [05:53] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: NOPE. ISH TRUE. [05:53] <BanagherLinks> "FUCK" [05:53] <BanagherLinks> !mdice 3 6 [05:53] <~Hebizuka> [ BanagherLinks ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [05:53] <~SU_Tempest> *You both feel on the verge of passing out.* [05:55] <BanagherLinks> "RAAAAAAH LAST ONE" [05:56] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Whitch*burrrp* of these c-cause the most damage on Kevlar-3 AC?... 12 gauge slug, .500 S&W, or .30-06 Springfield?... [06:00] <BanagherLinks> "*hic* .500... come on..." [06:00] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: DAS... [06:00] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: CORRECT!! [06:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [06:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [06:01] <~SU_Tempest> *The oni promptly passes out.* [06:01] * BanagherLinks barely stands up, hands raised! "VVvictoryyyyy!" [06:01] * BanagherLinks then falls back, unable to stay standing. [06:01] <~SU_Tempest> *A smaller, scrawnier oni appears and sighs at the passed out colleague.* [06:02] <~SU_Tempest> Oni2: Well... My big bro lost again, so I'll give you your prize, I guess... [06:02] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Big gold bar - Value 2000-8000 P$ (1d6001 +1999) [06:03] * BanagherLinks crawls and pockets the bar, messily. [06:04] <~Hebizuka> 19.79/120 [06:06] <BanagherLinks> (Do I stay almost passed out after this? :v) [06:06] <~SU_Tempest> (Nah. It's only for the game. :P) [06:06] <~SU_Tempest> *The effects of alcohol quickly dissipate. Strangely.* [06:07] * BanagherLinks stands up. "... What." [06:08] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: Okay, now that you outdrunk an oni, what do we do? You won a gold bar. [06:08] <BanagherLinks> "Let's go to the lottery first!" [06:09] * BanagherLinks takes Naokin to the GRAND Lottery." [06:09] <~SU_Tempest> *The Lottery stand is held by a female gambler.* [06:09] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: Hello, welcome to the lottery stand! Would you like to register a ticket? [06:10] <BanagherLinks> "Sure, sure! What are the mechanics?" [06:11] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: Simple! Tick five numbers between 1 and 50 on this ticket, which is purchased for 100 P$. We then roll the lottery results. [06:11] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: 2 number matches: You win 200 P$. [06:11] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: 3 matches: 600 P$, and a free weapon of a random class (or an extra 150 P$ if you don't want it) [06:12] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: 4 matches: 1000 P$, and 2 free weapons of a random class (or an extra 200 P$ per weapon if you don't want 'em) [06:12] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: All five: An unrestricted wish! [06:13] <BanagherLinks> Hm. I can lose nothing, so. [06:13] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: Note that if none or 1 of your numbers match, you do win nothing. [06:13] * BanagherLinks hands 100 P$ [06:14] <BanagherLinks> "That's to be expected!" [06:14] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: Which numbers do you want to register? [06:18] <BanagherLinks> "Hm. 5, 14, 33, 47, and 48." [06:18] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: Oki! Let's roll! [06:20] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: The first number is... 27! [06:20] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: The second number is... 33! [06:21] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: The third number is... 42! [06:21] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: The fourth number is...41! [06:21] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: Finally, the last number is... 26! [06:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Matches: 1* [06:21] <~SU_Tempest> *You've lost 100 P$.* [06:21] <BanagherLinks> "Oh, well. Can't win them all." [06:24] <BanagherLinks> "Eh, thanks anyways. Gotta cash in, you see." [06:24] <~SU_Tempest> Gam: Sure, good bye! [06:25] * BanagherLinks and Naoki go Barwise. [06:25] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Hey, it's you again. Whatchu need? [06:26] * BanagherLinks shows the bar. "Selling time!" [06:26] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6001 +1999 [06:26] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6001 ] [ Rolls: 1377 ] [ Total Score: 1377 ] [06:27] <~SU_Tempest> *This gold bar is worth 3376 P$. Sell?* [06:27] <BanagherLinks> "Sure, why not. Not like I care about having too much. [06:27] <BanagherLinks> " [06:27] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: You want it in cash, or transferred to a shop credit? [06:28] <BanagherLinks> "Cash! I need some weight on my back." [06:28] <~SU_Tempest> *You obtained 3376 P$.* [06:29] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 6555 P$ [06:29] <~Hebizuka> 52.55/120 [06:30] <BanagherLinks> "Well then let's cash in all this money! Later, Kappameister~" [06:30] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: See ya, buddy. [06:31] * BanagherLinks goes to the customs. [06:32] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Hey there, welcome to this rather exclusive customs workshop, since everything is 75% off, and I offer weapons that can be customized, for 50% off each! [06:32] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: What would you like? [06:32] <BanagherLinks> Oooh, amazing! Say, show me the weapons you have. [06:34] <~Hebizuka> =Customs workshop weapons= [06:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt M1911A1 pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | M1911A1 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [06:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Para Ordnance P-14.45 pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | P-14 14-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [06:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Smith & Wesson Model 686 revolver | .357 Magnum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 5 [06:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Glock 22 pistol | .40 S&W - Semi-auto | No accessory | Glock 22 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [06:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K MP5A3 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | No accessory | MP5 9mm 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 [06:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt AR-15A2 rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi-auto | No accessory | STANAG 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 [06:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Remington M40 sniper rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - Bolt-action | T. Scope(S) | Internal magazine, 5 rounds, no +1 | Weight: 22 [06:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Zastava M93 Black Arrow sniper rifle | 12.7x108mm - Bolt-action | M. Brake(I), T. Scope(S), Bipod(S) | Black Arrow 5-round mag, +1 | Weight: Unsparable [06:36] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Keep in mind those are all just base weapons, and they can be highly modified and customized to your every needs with my services [06:36] <BanagherLinks> "... hand over dat black arrow" [06:38] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Sure, the Black Arrow here is 975 P$. Keep in mind I don't sell ammunition, just extra magazines and customization services, so you'll have to find that yourself, aight? [06:39] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Is this what you want? [06:39] <BanagherLinks> "Works, yeah!" [06:39] * BanagherLinks hands over the cash. [06:40] <~Hebizuka> *5580 P$ remaining.* [06:40] <~Hebizuka> *You have purchased a M93 Black Arrow.* [06:40] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: So, I assume you want me to work on your weapon? [06:40] <BanagherLinks> "Of course! Let's see what's compatible with it." [06:41] <~Hebizuka> >Rechambering [06:41] <~Hebizuka> >Custom magazines [06:41] <~Hebizuka> >Barrel threading [06:41] <~Hebizuka> >Visual modifications [06:43] <BanagherLinks> "Okay, let's see them barrels." [06:45] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I can change the caliber of your weapon. [06:45] <~SU_Tempest> Current: 12.7x108mm. Also available: .408 Chey Tac, .50 BMG [06:47] <BanagherLinks> "The .408, please!" [06:48] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Okay, I will exchange your current magazine (I'll give your ammo back in your backpack) for a 408 compatible one along the way. This mag is free, but if you want more, you pay for 'em, got it? [06:49] <BanagherLinks> "Hai, hai! o7" [06:49] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I forgot to mention the Black Arrow can also undergo a weight reduction modification, where I replace most of the components with ultra-light materials such as light polymers, and titanium. This will make your BA a 22-unit, sparable weapon. [06:50] <BanagherLinks> "Now that's hella useful. What's the cost?" [06:50] <~SU_Tempest> *Placed 5 rounds of 12.7x108mm in the backpack* [06:50] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: This service costs 750 P$. [06:51] <BanagherLinks> "Gimme some of that, too!" [06:51] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: All right. Anything else you want on it? [06:52] <BanagherLinks> "What about the threading?" [06:53] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Since your Black Arrow is now in .408, I can thread your barrel, so that it can accept a silencer. This is the only BA caliber that allows this. Interested? It's cheap, too, only 50 P$. [06:54] <BanagherLinks> "Ha, convenient! Yes, go for it." [06:55] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: This will make the muzzle brake on this weapon detachable so that it can accept the silencer. [06:55] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: In other words it's no longer integrated. [06:55] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Anything else? [06:56] <BanagherLinks> "What kind of visual stuff can you do on this?" [06:57] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Anything you like. Changing colors, engraving a name, stylizing graphics and such... [07:00] <BanagherLinks> "Hmm. Let's make it silver, and engrave a sand-colored wing on each side. Is that okay?" [07:01] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Completely silver? I can give a different color to the stock, the receiver and the barrel, if you'd like... [07:01] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: But if you want all three to be silver i'm fine with it. [07:02] <BanagherLinks> "Full silver, I don't want too much complexity~" [07:02] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Shall we give this weapon a name? [07:04] <BanagherLinks> "Let's call it... Illusion Arrow!" [07:04] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Do you want me to engrave this on the weapon? [07:04] <BanagherLinks> "Sure!" [07:05] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: That all? [07:06] <BanagherLinks> "Yeah, that sounds like it'd be all." [07:07] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Okay, lemme see how much it'll cost... [07:07] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: 431 P$ for all of it! [07:08] <~Hebizuka> Modifications ordered [07:08] <~Hebizuka> > .408 Chey Tac barrel (+ 1x BA408 magazine) - 550 P$ [07:08] <~Hebizuka> > Weight reduction - 750 P$ [07:08] <~Hebizuka> > Barrel threading - 50 P$ [07:08] <~Hebizuka> > Custom color scheme - 350 P$ [07:08] <~Hebizuka> > Name engraving - 25 P$ [07:08] <~Hebizuka> 75% OFF - BIRTHDAY EVENT [07:08] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 431 P$ [07:09] <BanagherLinks> "Oh, I forgot the discount! Well then." [07:10] <~Hebizuka> *You purchased customizations for a Black Arrow, for 431 P$.* [07:10] <~SU_Tempest> Naoki: I wish we find ammo for this... [07:10] <~Hebizuka> *Money remaining 5149 P$* [07:10] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Zastava M93 Black Arrow "Illusion Arrow" sniper rifle | .408 Chey Tac - Bolt-action | M. Brake, T. Scope(S), Bipod(S) | BA408 5-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [07:11] <~Hebizuka> *What to do with the "Illusion Arrow"?* [07:11] * BanagherLinks spares it, for now. [07:12] <BanagherLinks> "Let's wait until we can get a proper ammo supply. 'sides, the AR-10 will do nicely for now." [07:13] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: There you go, enjoy! [07:14] <~SU_Tempest> *You have left the event.* [07:14] <~SU_Tempest> Checkout [07:14] <~SU_Tempest> 169 rooms, 27 kills, 2 SEs, 5 missions, 1 Amulet, 5149 P$, 0 Runs [07:14] <~SU_Tempest> Progress [07:14] <~SU_Tempest> +5149 P$ [07:14] <~SU_Tempest> Score [07:15] <~SU_Tempest> 329 points [+51] [07:15] <~SU_Tempest> Leaderboards [07:15] <~SU_Tempest> 15th [+1] [07:15] <~SU_Tempest> (No stat change today)