Log:Session 89 (Meta, no ontology)

<&Hebizuka> *Let's start immediately.* <&Hebizuka> Question 1: Which one of those styles do you like the most? <&Hebizuka> A) The action hero <&Hebizuka> B) The laidback sniper <&Hebizuka> C) The rogue cop <&Hebizuka> D) The mercenary <&Hebizuka> E) The survivalist <&Hebizuka> F) The magnificent bastard <&Hebizuka> G) The iron fist authority figure <&Hebizuka> H) The free-spirited avenger <&Hebizuka> I) The psycho <Hana_Crosswise> I <&Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? <&Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend <&Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees <&Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year <&Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) <&Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world <&Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath <Hana_Crosswise> C <&Hebizuka> Question 3: The fate of a popular teen idol derided by critics for terrible singing, is in your hands. You... <&Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations <&Hebizuka> B) Hang him <&Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him <&Hebizuka> D) Subject him to waterboarding <&Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around <Hana_Crosswise> E <&Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… <&Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months <&Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look as rich and secure as you always wished to be <&Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on <&Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard <&Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories <&Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character <&Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia <Hana_Crosswise> G <&Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be... <&Hebizuka> A) Classic and/or driving rock, or something equivalent you'd listen on the go, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak <&Hebizuka> B) Upbeat, adrenaline-pumping electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night <&Hebizuka> C) Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because every road is like your own personal race track <&Hebizuka> D) Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because only true street rats - such as you - know how to keep it real <&Hebizuka> E) Classical music, particularly dramatic pieces (Overture 1818, the Soviet national anthem), because these are the only true sounds for you <&Hebizuka> F) Marijuana reggae and other kinds of feel-good music, because you don't have to put up with road rage <&Hebizuka> G) Chicago house music or some other form of underground club music, because you cultivate an underground attitude <&Hebizuka> H) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster <Hana_Crosswise> C <&Hebizuka> Question 6: When you are faced with a problem or an issue in your day-to-day life, what words describe best the way you deal with it? <&Hebizuka> A) Honorably, driven by a code of conduct <&Hebizuka> B) Like a boss, awesomely, with style <&Hebizuka> C) Righteously, with gallantry <&Hebizuka> D) Soldierly, patriotically <&Hebizuka> E) Dutifully, selflessly, as a second-nature <&Hebizuka> F) Affectionately, compassionately <Hana_Crosswise> B <&Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… <&Hebizuka> A) Your loved one <&Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone <&Hebizuka> C) A survival knife <&Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants <&Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music <&Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire <Hana_Crosswise> F <&Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… <&Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver <&Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) <&Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos <&Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" <&Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" <&Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships <Hana_Crosswise> C <&Hebizuka> Question 9: Which of those vehicles reflect best your tastes? <&Hebizuka> A) The expensive, high-performance sports car <&Hebizuka> B) The ultra comfortable luxury sedan <&Hebizuka> C) The family-oriented minivan with 7 seats <&Hebizuka> D) The ultra-powerful, ultra-manuverable sports bike <&Hebizuka> E) The riced-up import car with a paintjob customized according to your tastes <&Hebizuka> F) The ambulance (or another form of rescue vehicle) <&Hebizuka> G) The limousine with personal chauffeur <Hana_Crosswise> D <&Hebizuka> Question 10: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find... <&Hebizuka> A) An unexpected but actually very useful and practical item which you end up using every day <&Hebizuka> B) Something that happens to be an item you've always wanted - and you suspect the senders knew exactly what you wanted <&Hebizuka> C) A basket full of food and comfortable clothes of your size <&Hebizuka> D) Appropriate clothes for a cosplay or a disguise of your favorite fictional character <&Hebizuka> E) A wad of cash (or equivalent currency) <&Hebizuka> F) The war relics of that ancestor in your family who fought during a war generations ago <Hana_Crosswise> A <&Hebizuka> Question 11: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… <&Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out <&Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! <&Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway <&Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend <&Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans <&Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! <Hana_Crosswise> E <&Hebizuka> Question 12: Which mission set do you want to attempt? <&Hebizuka> A) Normal missions - Be part of an intricate archaeological plot full of uncanny surprises, in order to uncover a huge treasure. <&Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions - Participate in the human-youkai conflict as an ally of youkai activists and defeat their life-long enemies: the military. <&Hebizuka> C) Proxy missions - Join a military squad and climb the ranks. Objective: Defeat a powerful youkai activist group at all costs... and against all odds. <&Hebizuka> D) Contracts - Recommended for players seeking a freer, less-linear progression. Become a contractor and complete various unrelated jobs as they're offered to you, for fame and money. <Hana_Crosswise> C <&Hebizuka> OK. I'm going to send an engineer in your room. He has your test results and your equipment. <&Hebizuka> *A few moments later, just as announced, an engineer enters, pushing a cart full of boxes.* <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] I have a delivery for a certain Hana Crosswise... Is that you? <Hana_Crosswise> *Hana, who was standing against one of the ripe of the room, looked at the engineer while stroking her hair.* <Hana_Crosswise> Yes it's me, darling~ <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] OK. I have a letter... (http://pastebin.com/eRBc6W0s) ...and the delivery is all the boxes here. All of it is yours. Any questions? <Hana_Crosswise> *After a quick look at the letter, she puts it down, then slowly approaches the engineer. The woman places her hands against his chest, her whole body against his.* Yes, I have a question. You are really cute... *She whispered to his ear.* <Hana_Crosswise> Is it possible to know each other ... my way ? *Her hands slowly go down to his crotch.* <~SU_Tempest> *The engineer looks embarrassed. His face is turning red.* <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] I, um, uh... Right here? Right now? <~SU_Tempest> *You can feel a growing erection under his pants - which confirms that he is definitely male.* <Hana_Crosswise> Right here, right now ... dear. *While taking off his belt.* <&Hebizuka> *The engineer accepts to "lie down" with you...* <&Hebizuka> *You spend 24 turns having sex with the engineer. This has its effects, and when both of you reach orgasm, you end up tired, but satisfied..* <&Hebizuka> *You are tired from sex. Your strength lowers.* <Hana_Crosswise> *After having sex with the man, she approaches the boxes to discover what is inside.* <&Hebizuka> *The engineer leaves, satisfied!* <&Hebizuka> =Crate 1: Load-bearing= <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Field pack: Capacity 40 units <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Utility belt) Default belt: Capacity 0 units + Key items (Can carry key items) <Hana_Crosswise> *She take the backpack and the utility belt.* <&Hebizuka> =Crate 2: Weapons= <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - MAC-10 machine pistol | .45 ACP - Semi/Full | No accessory | MAC 30-round magazine, no +1 | Weight: 3 - [30/30, 30x FMJ] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Clean <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M7A3 tear gas grenade. FT+2 and +7% Pain/turn for 3 turns. CRITFAIL affects user, FAIL nulls effect, CRITWIN stuns target 1 turn. Weight: 3/item <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Ballistic knife - Sharp/Piercing, expended if the blade is fired. Weight: 3 <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - RGD-5 fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 18 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 1/item <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M67 fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 12 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 1/item <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M67 fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 12 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 1/item <Hana_Crosswise> *She takes everything.* <&Hebizuka> *All items equipped.* <&Hebizuka> =Crate 3: Ammo= <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: MAC-10 30-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.6 (1.1) - [30/30, 30x FMJ] <Hana_Crosswise> Oh, sweet! *She takes it.* <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 1.1/40 <&Hebizuka> =Crate 4: Food= <&Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Lobster. 116kcal <&Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Sole. 114kcal <&Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Sole. 114kcal <Hana_Crosswise> *Take it.* <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 4.1/40 <&Hebizuka> =Crate 5: Clothing= <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Gas mask - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Face concealment, negates gases - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Brand new] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Trench-coat (Upper body, Lower body, Arms, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Damaged] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Mountain pants (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Brand new] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Hiking shoes - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Brand new] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Light stab vest (Upper body) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Half melee damage - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Worn] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Arms addon - Armored elbow pads (Elbows only) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Half melee damage - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Worn] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Legs addon - Armored knee pads (Knees only) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Half melee damage - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Good] <Hana_Crosswise> *She wears eveything.* <&Hebizuka> =Crate 6: Meds= <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Diazepam - FT-1, Alertness increase, Accelerated hunger, Pain sensitivity+10% for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Amphetamines - Alertness increase, FT-1, Accelerated hunger, for 2d6 turns, +2d20 libido - Weight: 0.1 <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Cyanide - Direct injection=instant death ; injection in edible items=nulls nutrition of item and makes it poisonous - Weight: 0.1 <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Lorazepam - Induces forced sleep for 20 turns. Nothing can wake up the victim until the effect ends. - Weight: 0.1 <Hana_Crosswise> *Take everything, like always.* <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 4.5/40 <&Hebizuka> =Crate 7: Other= <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Spinel - Value 50-150 P$ (1d101 +49) - Weight: 0.1 <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Sky blue gem - Aquamarine - Value 35-135 P$ (1d101 +34) - Weight: 0.1 <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Yellow gem - Heliodor - Value 60-175 P$ (1d116 +59) - Weight: 0.1 <&Hebizuka> All done? <Hana_Crosswise> *After taking the gems.* Yes, it's done ! <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 4.8/40 <~SU_Tempest> *Sergey's voice on the loudspeaker.* <~SU_Tempest> All right. Good luck in the Mazes. <&Hebizuka> *Welcome to MazeWorld, Hana! Type !mrooms3 then choose a door to begin.* <Hana_Crosswise> !mrooms3 <&Hebizuka> [ Hana_Crosswise ] Left door: 3458 - Front door: 6045 - Right door: 3053 - Roomstyle: 210 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 <Hana_Crosswise> Front door <&Hebizuka> *A washitsu - a traditional Japanese-style room. There's not much here; a futon, a table, some furniture, and some ammo.* <Hana_Crosswise> *Hana approaches with caution the ammo to check what it is.* <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .357 Magnum, XPD, 12 rounds - Weight: 0.24 <Hana_Crosswise> *She puts them in her bag and looks elsewhere if she can find something interesting.* <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 5.04/40 <&Hebizuka> *You don't find anything else in the room.* <Hana_Crosswise> !mrooms3 <&Hebizuka> [ Hana_Crosswise ] Left door: 3584 - Front door: 3231 - Right door: 2631 - Roomstyle: 146 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 <Hana_Crosswise> Left door. <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a female DF Soldier here, with an assault rifle. She seems to be alone.* <Hana_Crosswise> *Hana approaches the woman while removing her gas mask, to place it on the top of his head.* Hi sweetie, nice to meet you! What are you doing here? I hope i'm not disturbing you~ <~SU_Tempest> [DFSoldier] Uh, yea, hi. I'm just taking a break. I'm supposed to patrol but I don't feel like it right now. And you? What are ya doing? <Hana_Crosswise> I'm just walking around, I'm bored actually. *She sits in front of the soldier.* Wanna talk between girls during your break? You know, sometimes it feels really heavy for me to always meet boys on my way. On top of that, I'm not attracted at all to men! What about you? <~SU_Tempest> [DFSoldier] Ah, men. Too many of them join the military thinking it's going to be easy shit, just because we give them a gun and armor. Then they get shot or mauled and they complain. I'm not exactly attracted to them either. <&Hebizuka> *The soldier decides to sit down as well, shrugging.* <Hana_Crosswise> Sexually speaking, I think it's been a long time since I didn't had the chance to have fun with anyone, haha~. <~SU_Tempest> [DFSoldier] Whoa, wait up. We've just met. <Hana_Crosswise> *She scratched her cheek.* This is a very good way to get to know each other... What's so bad about that? We're just relaxing~ *She slowly approaches her lips from the Soldier's, while laying a hand on one of her thighs.* <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier rears her head, stopping you from kissing her.* <~SU_Tempest> [DFSoldier] Hey, stop that... I'm not sure I should be doing this with you. <Hana_Crosswise> *She grimaces.* Aww, what's wrong ... ? <~SU_Tempest> [DFSoldier] It's weird. We literally just met and you act like I'm your girlfriend. <Hana_Crosswise> I can't say that you are my girlfriend, if we don't even have sex, you know! Is it because I'm not your type?... *Sadfaces.* <~SU_Tempest> [DFSoldier] Um... I should probably go back to work. *She stands up, getting ready to leave. What will you do?* <Hana_Crosswise> Aww, ok then. I won't insist. *She stand up.* Well, if I meet you next time ... at least you won't be able to say that I'm a stranger! <Hana_Crosswise> !mrooms3 <&Hebizuka> [ Hana_Crosswise ] Left door: 3102 - Front door: 2172 - Right door: 7460 - Roomstyle: 210 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 <Hana_Crosswise> Right door <~SU_Tempest> [DFSoldier] Yeah, maybe. <&Hebizuka> *An office, with four desks. Each desk has a computer, and the usual office mess. There is nobody around, and you see an interesting object.* <Hana_Crosswise> Oh, what is it? *She approaches to the object.* <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Scope: Small scope (2x) <Hana_Crosswise> *She puts it in her bag.* <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 6.04/40 <Hana_Crosswise> *Hana looks to each computer if she can find something interesting on the screens.* <&Hebizuka> *All of the computers ask you for a login and password.* <Hana_Crosswise> Fuck. <Hana_Crosswise> !mrooms3 <&Hebizuka> [ Hana_Crosswise ] Left door: 5685 - Front door: 3054 - Right door: 7188 - Roomstyle: 202 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 <Hana_Crosswise> Front door. <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. There's a small item on the floor, and again nobody is around.* <Hana_Crosswise> *Hana approached the small item with caution.* <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Scissors - Sharp. Weight: 3 <Hana_Crosswise> FACK YISS. <Hana_Crosswise> *She put it in her bag.* <&Hebizuka> *The Scissors go under Spare Weapons.* <Hana_Crosswise> !mrooms3 <&Hebizuka> [ Hana_Crosswise ] Left door: 5824 - Front door: 6564 - Right door: 1526 - Roomstyle: 158 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 <Hana_Crosswise> Left door <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 9.04/40 <&Hebizuka> *Yet another regular, featureless room. There is an animal wandering in this room... a wild pig. You also notice a small item on the floor...* <Hana_Crosswise> *Hana grabs the small item.* <&Hebizuka> [Key item] A key. - Serial number: 4353 <Hana_Crosswise> *She takes it.* <&Hebizuka> *Key taken! 1 key on the keyring.* <Hana_Crosswise> *A big smile curled the lips of the young woman. She pulled out her ballistic knife and tries to jump quickly on the animal to cut its throat.* <&Hebizuka> *You're engaging the wild pig in combat!* <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. Attempt to hit how many times? (max 3).* <Hana_Crosswise> *She attempts to hit the pig twice.* <&Hebizuka> *The wild pig shrieks in terror and tries to flee!* <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Pig, You* <&Hebizuka> *Wild pig's turn...* <&Hebizuka> *The wild pig runs in circles, being unable to open the doors.* <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* <Hana_Crosswise> @roll 2#2d6 <MazeBot> Hana_Crosswise: 9;4 <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-2: Hit, Miss.* <&Hebizuka> *You swing your knife at the wild pig twice, only the first hit connects with the creature's throat, which you manage to cut.* <&Hebizuka> *The attack tore open a wound, but what kills the pig is shock. It shrieks, shudders, then drops dead.* <&Hebizuka> Hana Crosswise [Ballistic knife] Wild pig /H\ <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* <Hana_Crosswise> That was fun... <Hana_Crosswise> !mrooms3 <&Hebizuka> [ Hana_Crosswise ] Left door: 5369 - Front door: 5747 - Right door: 6441 - Roomstyle: 356 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 <Hana_Crosswise> front door <&Hebizuka> *A grassy room. It's like a regular room, but the floor is grass instead of concrete. There is an object in the grass here...* <Hana_Crosswise> *She grabs the object.* <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Cannabis joint (requires lighter or fire source to use) - Strength -20%, Pain sensitivity -10% for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 <Hana_Crosswise> Seriously ? Well, that can be useful... *She putS it in her bag.* <Hana_Crosswise> !mrooms3 <&Hebizuka> [ Hana_Crosswise ] Left door: 1427 - Front door: 6180 - Right door: 3533 - Roomstyle: 262 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 <Hana_Crosswise> Right door <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 9.14/40 <&Hebizuka> *A library. There is only one door ahead (!mrooms1). Many bookshelves containing many books. You also see computers, and the librarian's desk, but the librarian isn't there. You spot a small item on the floor...* <Hana_Crosswise> *She grabs the item.* <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Unidentified - Weight 0.1 <Hana_Crosswise> *She puts it in her bag.* <Hana_Crosswise> !mrooms1 <&Hebizuka> [ Hana_Crosswise ] Unique door: 4394 - Roomstyle: 12 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 <&Hebizuka> *You enter a shooting range. You see a lone Soldier, carrying a sort of rifle, which he shoots at steel targets.* <Hana_Crosswise> Uhm. Hi ? *She approaches the soldier.* <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] Oh, hello! Finally someone else in here. I was hoping I wouldn't spend my day alone. <Hana_Crosswise> And now that I'm here ... what do you want to do~ ? <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] Well. How about a little game? I have a pair of pistols with me... Wanna have a little shooting competition? <Hana_Crosswise> Oh yeah, why not, dear! <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] If you win, I'll give you a gift and you get to ask me anything you want. If I win, you give me something instead. OK? <Hana_Crosswise> Sure. *Smile.* <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] Okay, let's play Quickdraw. Here. <&Hebizuka> *He hands you an empty Colt M1911A1 pistol, and three magazines. You notice he has another of the same pistol, and another three mags.* <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] The rules are simple: you quickly shoot 7 rounds at the target, we count how many you hit, then I do the same. Whoever hits the target the most, wins. Simple, right? <Hana_Crosswise> *She takes the Colt M1911A1 pistol and the three magazines.* Got it! <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] OK, ready when you are. <&Hebizuka> *Quickdraw, round 1.* <&Hebizuka> *You may shoot first. You must shoot 7 rounds at the target.* <Hana_Crosswise> *She takes her time to aim, wishing absolutely to win against the soldier, before shooting.* <Hana_Crosswise> @roll 7#2d6 <MazeBot> Hana_Crosswise: 8;8;5;3;4;7;8 <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6: Hit, Hit, Miss, Miss, Hit.* <&Hebizuka> *Shot 7: Hit.* <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 4/7.* <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] Not bad... My turn. <~SU_Tempest> @roll 7#2d6 <MazeBot> SU_Tempest: 8;10;9;8;10;7;10 <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6: Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit* <&Hebizuka> *Shot 7: Hit.* <&Hebizuka> *Total hits 7/7* <&Hebizuka> *Soldier wins round 1!* <&Hebizuka> *He grins at you, then shrugs.* <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] Come on. One more round. <&Hebizuka> *Round 2! Your turn to shoot.* <Hana_Crosswise> Are you serious, dude? Mmph! *She sticks out her tongue, then aims and shoots again at the target.* <Hana_Crosswise> @roll 7#2d6 <MazeBot> Hana_Crosswise: 5;3;7;3;4;8;5 <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6: Miss, Miss, Hit, Miss, Miss, Hit.* <&Hebizuka> *Shot 7: Miss.* <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 2/7.* <&Hebizuka> *Soldier's turn!* <~SU_Tempest> @roll 7#2d6 <MazeBot> SU_Tempest: 7;4;11;6;4;7;11 <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6: Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss, Miss, Hit* <&Hebizuka> *Shot 7: Hit* <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 4/7.* <&Hebizuka> *Soldier wins Round 2.* <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] Well, I won two out of three rounds... Do you still want to play round 3? <Hana_Crosswise> *Aim and shoot again at the target.* <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] I guess that's a yes. <Hana_Crosswise> @roll 7#2d6 <MazeBot> Hana_Crosswise: 7;10;5;9;6;9;8 <&Hebizuka> *Round 3...* <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6: Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit ,Miss, Hit* <&Hebizuka> *Shot 7: Hit* <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 5/7* <&Hebizuka> *Soldier's turn...* <~SU_Tempest> @roll 7#2d6 <MazeBot> SU_Tempest: 2;3;10;8;12;5;8 <&Hebizuka> *No malfunction.* <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6: Miss, Miss, Hit, Hit, Critical hit, Miss* <&Hebizuka> *Shot 7: Hit* <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 4/7* <&Hebizuka> *Hana wins Round 3!* <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] Oh well... I win! 2-1 for me. <Hana_Crosswise> Well ... what do you want from me, now?~ <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] Hmmm... I was thinking that you're a -really- pretty girl, if you get what I mean? <Hana_Crosswise> I know what you mean~ *She immediately strips in front of him.* <~SU_Tempest> [MzSoldier] Damn, nice... <&Hebizuka> *You see he's starting to get hard. It looks like he's not going to resist much. Sex him up?* <Hana_Crosswise> *Sex him up!* <&Hebizuka> *You spend 24 turns having sex... The Soldier bends you over and humps you over the shooting range's table, until he shoots his load, satisfied...* <&Hebizuka> *Again you end up tired from sex, but didn't you like it?* <&Hebizuka> *Mission complete! You can leave whenever you wish (!mrooms3).* <&Hebizuka> *Both of you are now naked, and the Soldier is about to dress back up. What will you do?* <Hana_Crosswise> *She takes her ballistic knife, and tries to cut his throat from behind.* <&Hebizuka> *The Soldier turns scared! He notices you're trying to attack him! He attempts to flee...* <&Hebizuka> *Order: Soldier, You* <&Hebizuka> *Soldier's turn...* <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 <&Hebizuka> *He fails to leave the room in time... leaving him open for attack.* <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* <Hana_Crosswise> @roll 3#2d6 <MazeBot> Hana_Crosswise: 7;6;12 <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-3: Miss, Miss, Critical hit* <&Hebizuka> *Though you fail to hit him on the first two hits, your last swing connects with his neck, and tears his throat open! There's a lot of blood coming out of his neck...* <&Hebizuka> *He crumbles on the floor, but the shock from the pain kills him.* <&Hebizuka> Hana Crosswise [Ballistic knife] Maze Soldier /H\ <&Hebizuka> *You have committed a crime (murder), but nobody saw you...* <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* <Hana_Crosswise> You were lucky at your game, but when we play my game... only I win. <&Hebizuka> *The dead guy can't reply to you. He's naked, butt up, with his throat cut open.* <Hana_Crosswise> *She takes her scissors, and cuts his penis.* <Hana_Crosswise> And only I offer sexy games. <&Hebizuka> *You rip the half-erect organ from the man's body, which causes more blood to spill on the floor.* <&Hebizuka> *Three doors await.* <Hana_Crosswise> *After dressing up, she steps on the cut organ, then leaves.* <Hana_Crosswise> !mrooms3 <&Hebizuka> [ Hana_Crosswise ] Left door: 4548 - Front door: 7485 - Right door: 2885 - Roomstyle: 569 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 <Hana_Crosswise> Front door <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 28th (in 20 rooms).* <&Hebizuka> *Another office, with more desks and computers. One of the computer monitors is broken, and you can see an item inside.* <Hana_Crosswise> *She grabs the item.* <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Stone - Blunt. Weight: 5 <Hana_Crosswise> *She doesn't take it, and leaves the room.* <Hana_Crosswise> !mrooms3 <&Hebizuka> [ Hana_Crosswise ] Left door: 3528 - Front door: 6254 - Right door: 1451 - Roomstyle: 48 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 <Hana_Crosswise> Front door <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a weapon on the floor...* <Hana_Crosswise> *She grabs the weapon.* <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Blaser R93 LRS2 sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - Bolt-action | Scope[Redfield,7x] | R93 4-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [2+1/4, 3x FMJ] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Seized up <Hana_Crosswise> *Puts down the weapon and leave.* <Hana_Crosswise> !mrooms3 <&Hebizuka> [ Hana_Crosswise ] Left door: 3575 - Front door: 6194 - Right door: 7073 - Roomstyle: 113 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 <Hana_Crosswise> Right door <&Hebizuka> *A grassy room. There is a large creature here... an exotic tentacle monster!* <Hana_Crosswise> Hello disgusting thing. If you want to stay alive, you'll let me leave quietly, alright?... oh wait, no. I'll kill you instead. <Hana_Crosswise> *Aim at the monster's core.* <&Hebizuka> *How many shots?* <Hana_Crosswise> *10 shots.* <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. You're engaging the tentacle monster in combat. The creature extends a tentacle and tries to crunch hold you!* <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Monster.* <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll first.* <Hana_Crosswise> @roll 10#2d6 <MazeBot> Hana_Crosswise: 8;3;8;5;11;4;6;7;7;8 <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss* <&Hebizuka> *Shots 5-8: Hit, Miss, Miss, Miss* <&Hebizuka> *Shots 9-10: Miss, Miss* <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 3/10* <&Hebizuka> *Three bullets out of ten hit the monster.* <&Hebizuka> *They seem to hurt the creature; you see it wiggle in pain, and the bullets seem to have blown wounds open, making it lose blood.* <&Hebizuka> *Despite this, the monster is still alive and will attack you.* <&Hebizuka> *Monster's turn...* <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim <MazeBot> [EXTREMITY] Right foot <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 11 <&Hebizuka> *It catches you by the right foot, and holds tight on you! So tight that it hurts!* <&Hebizuka> *Your right foot took damage, but thankfully not enough for you to suffer a major injury. Your Pain increases.* <Hana_Crosswise> *She screams. She will try to aim at the monster's core again, 10 shots.* <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2.* <&Hebizuka> *The tentacle monster releases its hold, and tries to slap you with one of its tentacles.* <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Monster. <&Hebizuka> *You may roll first.* <Hana_Crosswise> @roll 10#2d6 <MazeBot> Hana_Crosswise: 5;7;9;6;9;2;6;6;12;6 <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Miss, Miss, Hit, Miss* <&Hebizuka> *Shots 5-8: Hit, Miss, Miss, Miss* <&Hebizuka> *Shots 9-10: Critical hit, Miss* <&Hebizuka> *No critical failure!* <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 4/10 including 1 critical.* <&Hebizuka> *You deal more damage to the creature. Your critical hit seems to have blown out a huge amount of blood!* <&Hebizuka> *The exotic tentacle monster has lost a whole lot of blood. You notice that the blood is not red, but yellow. The creature will survive this turn, but it looks like it's almost dead. A few more shots, and it'll be dead.* <&Hebizuka> *Monster's turn...* <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim <MazeBot> [HEAD] Head <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 <&Hebizuka> *The monster slapped your head hard!* <&Hebizuka> *He sends you spinning, before landing on your butt.* <&Hebizuka> *This increases your Pain, but thankfully, doesn't damage your head or cause an injury.* <&Hebizuka> *You're hurt.* <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What will you do?* <Hana_Crosswise> YOU FUCKIN' BASTARD ! *Shoot again 5 times, at the monster's core.* <&Hebizuka> *Full auto again?* <Hana_Crosswise> *Yes, full-auto* <&Hebizuka> *The monster will try slapping you again.* <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Monster.* <&Hebizuka> *Now, you may roll.* <Hana_Crosswise> @roll 5#2d6 <MazeBot> Hana_Crosswise: 7;7;6;7;5 <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit.* <&Hebizuka> *Shot 5: Miss.* <&Hebizuka> *Total: 3/5 hits.* <&Hebizuka> *The creature finally seems to have taken too much damage.* <&Hebizuka> *The exotic tentacle monster dies from your shots.* <&Hebizuka> Hana Crosswise [MAC-10] Exotic Tentacle Monster <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* <Hana_Crosswise> !mrooms3 <&Hebizuka> [ Hana_Crosswise ] Left door: 7417 - Front door: 4865 - Right door: 2465 - Roomstyle: 323 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 <Hana_Crosswise> Front door <&Hebizuka> *A laundry room. You see a few aligned washing machines. You notice money in the corner of the room!* <Hana_Crosswise> *She grabs the money.* <&Hebizuka> [Money] 87 P$ <Hana_Crosswise> Sweet! <&Hebizuka> [Money carried] (In pouch) 87 P$ <&Hebizuka> Checkout <&Hebizuka> 19 rooms, 3 kills, 2 SEs, 1 mission, 0 Amulets, 87 P$, 0 Runs <&Hebizuka> Score: 26 pts <&Hebizuka> Position: 17th <&Hebizuka> 2 points ahead of Liliana von Reiner. 15 points behind Anya Petrenko <&Hebizuka> =Today/All-time stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 10/25 <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 2/5 <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 12/30 (accuracy 40%) <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= <&Hebizuka> Auto pistol: 1 pts (+1) <&Hebizuka> Sharp weapons: 2 pts (+2) <&Hebizuka> Headshot kills: 2 (+2)