Log:Session 122 (Meta, no ontology)

[15:51] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Jonah. You have visited 354 rooms. Next special room at the 360th (Hub ; multiple special rooms). Current status: Healthy, no outstanding problems to report. 3 out of 4 Amulets; only one left to find. Ally statuses: Carolyn (Wounded ; Broken right hand), Raider (Healthy), Ayako (Healthy).* [15:51] <&Hebizuka> *Three doors ahead, type !mrooms3 to move.* [15:56] * Jonah is gently licking off the remaining fluids on the Penetrator, gingerly handling the thick, overbearing toy to Ayako to taste as she takes a look over at the doors leading out of the shower room. [15:56] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [15:56] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5720 - Front door: 2966 - Right door: 5343 - Roomstyle: 314 [15:57] <Jonah> Everyone got their guns loaded? Am /I/ loaded? [15:58] <&Hebizuka> *Your weapons: Dragonbane [5+1/5 SAP], Protecta [12/12, Buck], Beretta M9 [15+1/15 FMJ].* [15:58] <&Hebizuka> *All of your weapons are at full capacity.* [15:58] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh, let me reload this and that... [16:00] <~Tempest> *Carolyn drops her backpack in order to grab ammunition to refill her P90 (41 rounds), her 686 (6 rounds) and her Glock (3 rounds).* [16:01] <~Tempest> [Raider] Jonah, do you have any 7.62 NATO? I still haven't found any. [16:04] * Jonah throws down her backpack as well to check. Buck, more buck, flachette, slugs... "Not noticing any, but frankly all these bullets look the same. I have 5.56 NATO, I - think. Here, check for yourself?" She offers his backpack to him for double checking in the meantime. [16:04] <~Tempest> *Raider also sets his bag down to refill his M9 (6 rounds) and a spare STANAG mag (30 rounds).* [16:04] <~Tempest> [Raider] Nah, it won't fit... [16:08] <~Tempest> [Ayako] I still kinda wish I had a bag of some sort. [16:09] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Jonah, you got any .45 for me? I could use ten or eleven rounds of em. [16:10] <Jonah> Nope. We'll stop at a gun shop and load up, soon as we can. [16:10] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Crud. Well let's hope we don't run into too many problems on the way. [16:10] <&Hebizuka> *18 turns pass, during which everyone refill their weapons.* [16:11] <Jonah> Carolyn and I will pick up the slack if you two run low. And worse comes to worst, Ayako, I can just give the the oversized dildo to use. [16:12] <~Tempest> *The tanuki grins wide at the idea. Naturally, Carolyn does her best to ignore it...* [16:13] * Jonah is going to be a bit put out when all the sweet, tasty pussy juice on the thing is finally all licked off. Until then, however - front door! [16:16] <&Hebizuka> *You barge into someone's bedroom. As usual, there's a bed, and some minimal furniture, including drawers, a desk and a PC. The homeowner isn't there. You spot clothing on the floor...* [16:18] <Jonah> Well, if we hadn't just fucked at least we could do it now. And how's that clothing looking on the floor? [16:19] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Regular pants (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Damaged] [16:19] <&Hebizuka> *These look like they've been through a sandstorm. Or a lot of clawing.* [16:19] <Jonah> Looks like we're not the only ones breaking racial boundaries, Ayako. [16:20] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Oh, pshh. Like that's ever a problem for me. [16:21] * Jonah leaves the pants on the floor for now, considering that neither Raider nor Carolyn probably want to wear sex pants. The real treasure, if there is any, would be under the bed and mattress, in the drawers - you know, spare change and random meds. [16:22] <&Hebizuka> *You do not find anything in the drawers other than files and papers - probably for the job of whoever lives here. The desk is empty as well. There is, however, an interesting item under the bed...* [16:22] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Rations - Military Rations - Endurance. Contents: 1x Beans, baked, canned, 700g + 1 energy bar + 20 crackers + 1 can of cola drink + 2 FG-7142. Weight: 2 [16:24] <Jonah> Anybody who leaves food under the bed is a monster, a lardass, and doesn't deserve it at all. [16:24] * Jonah immediately steals it and shoves it in her pack with that terrible rationalization. [16:24] <Jonah> !mooms3 [16:24] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [16:24] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3545 - Front door: 1190 - Right door: 802 - Roomstyle: 133 [16:25] <Jonah> Front door, again. [16:29] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 58.68/60 [16:32] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into a bar. There was a fight in the recent past here, judging from the broken glass pieces, the crack on the counter, and the liquids splattered on the walls - presumably alcohol, though you wonder how much some of that is blood. The barkeep is there, and has a recent scar on the face; maybe he participated.* [16:33] <&Hebizuka> *There is no other client around. You also spot some ammo in the corner.* [16:35] <Jonah> Carolyn, need a drink after all our shenanigans? [16:35] <Jonah> I grab the ammo in the meantime - maybe it's that other NATO type Raider was asking about. [16:36] <Jonah> I'll grab* [16:39] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .408 Chey Tac, FMJ, 4 rounds - Weight: 0.4 [16:41] <Jonah> Every little bit counts, I suppose. Any of you want a drink? We have enough to splurge a bit more. [16:41] * Jonah swipes the ammo into her backpack in any case. [16:43] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 59.08/60 [16:45] <Jonah> No? Nothing at all? No need to get your whistles wet? [16:45] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [16:45] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 82 - Front door: 666 - Right door: 2513 - Roomstyle: 350 [16:45] <~Tempest> [Ayako] I'd drink but I kinda don't want to right now. [16:46] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Same, I'd rather stay sharp... [16:46] <Jonah> All righty then. Front door it is. [16:57] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. The room appears to be totally empty, which is rather anticlimactic.* [16:57] <Jonah> Welp. [16:59] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [16:59] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 350 - Front door: 4241 - Right door: 3930 - Roomstyle: 251 [16:59] <Jonah> Front door. [17:03] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area. Daytime beach. It feels a little windy. There's an item on the sand...* [17:05] <Jonah> Man, we really should have bought something at the bar. Hard to beat Rolls in the Hay or Horizontal Tangos at the beach. [17:06] * Jonah breathes in that salty breeze and soaks in that glorious sun as she digs through the sand for her treasure. What is it? [17:06] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [17:08] <Jonah> Meds are always good, right? [17:08] * Jonah slips the thing into her backpack, and tries not to think about how grody and unsterile the needle is by now. [17:08] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:08] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3444 - Front door: 2718 - Right door: 6301 - Roomstyle: 287 [17:08] <~Tempest> [Raider] In a way. [17:09] <Jonah> We'll find a hospital eventually. Front door, then. [17:09] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 59.18/60 [17:12] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. Only one door ahead. Your senses alert you to the presence of a trap in the room.* [17:13] <Jonah> Alrighty, then. [17:13] <Jonah> Guys, there's a trap here. Let me get out some meds to make it easier. [17:14] <~Tempest> *Everybody seems to freeze instantly at the word "trap".* [17:14] * Jonah has a shot of epinephrine, and a dose of diazepam. [17:17] <Jonah> Right, who volunteers to try their luck? [17:18] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Imma do it. [17:18] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Watch as it turns out it's rocks falling and we all die! [17:20] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako attempts crossing the trap...* [17:20] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:20] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [17:20] <&Hebizuka> *She hops across the room and seems not to have triggered anything. Ayako is now on the other side, where the doors are.* [17:22] <Jonah> Well, there you go. Carolyn, Raider, here are your doses - take whichever one you want. [17:22] * Jonah hands them the epi pen and the dizapene to do with as they please, and simply saunters out of the way of the trap. [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *You join Ayako on the other side.* [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *Raider agrees to take the epinephrine and let Carolyn take the d-pam; considering she needs the extra accuracy.* [17:29] <&Hebizuka> [Tacvest/Main] 6.65/7 [17:29] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 58.88/60 [17:33] <&Hebizuka> *Now that both of your remaining allies are shot up, they both easily cross the room, avoiding the trap. You may now all leave the room.* [17:34] <Jonah> Let's just keep going, then. [17:41] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [17:41] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 2695 - Roomstyle: 101 [17:42] <&Hebizuka> *A hub. Left: Casino room. Right: Delicatessen. Which way?* [17:43] <Jonah> We /did/ just eat, so - casino? [17:44] <&Hebizuka> *Your allies don't seem to mind the idea of a casino room. Thus you enter. You spot several things here; a few MazeSlots machines, Gamblers at tables where four different card games are available (Black Jack, Double or Nothing, Higher or Lower, Five-hand poker). You also spot a bar for drinks and a lounge for sitting down and resting.* [17:47] <Jonah> Let's try our luck with the slots, I think. Carolyn, you wanna sit down and take a load off? [17:47] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Sure, I don't mind a little downtime. [17:48] <&Hebizuka> *200 P$ required to get 1 Slots credit.* [17:50] * Jonah plops down a cool 600, one for each of us save Carolyn. Unless, of course, she wants to try her luck too. [17:50] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn currently carries no cash at all.* [17:52] <Jonah> *By which I meant I'd pay 800 if Carolyn wanted to play as well.* [17:52] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Hey sure thing. I have no cash on me though. You mind if I ask you for one credit? [17:54] <Jonah> *SIE Aug activate on Carolyn* [17:55] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Name: Carolyn Knight || Morale: Stable (no change). [17:57] <Jonah> Mmm. Sure - but could I ask for a kiss in return? Just on the cheek, I promise no funny business. [18:03] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] *groan* Fine. [18:05] * Jonah has a grin as wide as her face as she leans in for the shrine maiden's soft, tender love, forking over the extra P$ 200 for another Slot credit. Slow and steady wins the race! [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *Money in pouch: 694 P$ remaining* [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *Slot credits: 4* [18:10] <Jonah> Right then - I'll go first. [18:10] <Jonah> Cha-ching and a yank of the lever; here we go~ [18:11] <&Hebizuka> Line 1: Bandage - Explosion - Wrench [18:11] <&Hebizuka> Line 2: Crossed $ - Explosion - Skull [18:11] <&Hebizuka> Line 3: Pistol - Knife - Cross [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *No payout. Better luck next time. 3 cr left* [18:13] <Jonah> Nuts. Ayako? [18:13] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako yanks the lever and spins the reels.* [18:14] <&Hebizuka> Line 1: Lucky 7 - Ammo - Lucky 7 [18:14] <&Hebizuka> Line 2: Lucky 7 - Pill - Wrench [18:14] <&Hebizuka> Line 3: T-Shirt - Lucky 7 - Cherry [18:14] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Aw, man. I jinxed it. [18:14] <&Hebizuka> *Close, but not enough. 2 cr left* [18:15] <Jonah> Boook. Raider? [18:16] <&Hebizuka> *The merc yanks the lever...* [18:16] <&Hebizuka> Line 1: Cherry - Ammo - Cherry [18:16] <&Hebizuka> Line 2: Pistol - Crossed $ - Skull [18:16] <&Hebizuka> Line 3: Knife - Pill - Bandage [18:16] <&Hebizuka> *Still nothing. 1 cr left* [18:18] <Jonah> Carolyn, then. Let's hope that good luck kiss pans out well. [18:19] <~Tempest> *The shrine maiden yanks the lever for the last credit.* [18:21] <&Hebizuka> Line 1: Pistol - Bandage - Lucky 7 [18:21] <&Hebizuka> Line 2: Wrench - Ammo - Ammo [18:21] <&Hebizuka> Line 3: Bandage - Bandage - Bandage [18:23] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn receives healing from the machine in the form of limb healing. All of her damaged limbs receive up to 7 HP of healing. Carolyn's torso and right hand have received healing ; this leaves her broken hand to treat and she'll be fully healthy.* [18:23] <&Hebizuka> *Out of credits!* [18:25] <Jonah> The gods bless our union, Carolyn. Isn't that awesome? [18:26] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] One more blasphemy and you will regret that kiss. [18:26] * Jonah has a shit eating grin on her face as she stares at Carolyn, milking this little bit of good fortune for all its worth. "Wanna see if they'll bless us with luck at the table?" [18:28] <Jonah> But we can go, if you insist. There are three nice doors to choose from, after all. [18:29] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Let's just go before you blow more money than faith... [18:31] <Jonah> It's like you don't know anything about me, Carolyn; I'm hurt. [18:32] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [18:32] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 274 - Front door: 3379 - Right door: 4397 - Roomstyle: 401 [18:32] * Jonah heads for the front door, proclaiming at the top of her lungs. "I'll blow anything!" [18:34] <~Tempest> [Ayako] ...Up! She'll blow anything Up! [18:34] <~Tempest> [Raider] *muttering* Yeah, right... [18:35] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 365th* [18:37] <&Hebizuka> *You climb up a few stairs, reaching an electrical room. You hear the hum of power machinery, and see a power control computer, currently on but idle. The room is apparently otherwise empty.* [18:38] <Jonah> Let's not be dicks and keep the power on, hmm? [18:38] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [18:38] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6430 - Front door: 6742 - Right door: 6239 - Roomstyle: 424 [18:38] * Jonah keeps on heading in a straight line, like always. [18:42] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Why not? Total darkness is fun! [18:43] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot a magazine on the ground. Raider also wants to talk to you.* [18:45] <Jonah> Ayako, I kinda /like/ seeing your body in the light, you know? And Raider, time for another paycheck? [18:45] * Jonah picks up the magazine, in any case; here's hoping his good mood means a lighter fee. [18:49] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: PM-63 RAK 15-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.08 (0.58) - [8/15, AP] - Caliber: 9x18mm Makarov [18:49] <&Hebizuka> *Where are you placing the mag?* [18:50] <~Tempest> [Raider] Well, almost. Contract is almost up. I was wondering if you'd like to renew. [18:51] * Jonah will stash it in her belt - it /looks/ like a pistol magazine at any rate, so if it doesn't fit there, she'll just toss it onto her vest. [18:51] <Jonah> Yeah, I'd definitely like to. What's the fee this time? [18:55] <&Hebizuka> *The PM-63 mag fits.* [18:55] <&Hebizuka> [Belt/Mags] 1/4 [18:55] <~Tempest> [Raider] Well, "interesting" company or not, I feel that my skills have improved. My rate's 900 for 40 rooms now. [18:57] * Jonah keeps her mouth shut when it comes to previous pricings, out of desperate fear he goes over 1000 in response. Instead, she just takes out her phone and gets ready to dial the bank. [18:58] <Jonah> Let's just get the money settled now - unless you have objections, Raider? [19:00] <~Tempest> [Raider] Absolutely none at all. [19:00] * Jonah dials the bank! [19:00] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] You've reached the online bank service system. What would you like to do? [19:02] <Jonah> I'd like to transfer 400 P$ from my Hospital credit to my bank acoount, and then transfer 900 to Jackie Mueller's account. [19:02] <~Tempest> [Raider] Mullen. [19:02] <Jonah> Mullen. [19:02] <&Hebizuka> *Moved 400 P$ from hospital credit to bank account. Hosp credit: 406 P$. Account: 1932 P$.* [19:03] <&Hebizuka> *Transferred 900 P$ to another person. Account: 1032 P$.* [19:03] <~Tempest> [Raider] Thanks a lot, ma'am.Consider our contract extended yet again. This is what, the sixth one by now? [19:04] <Jonah> I /think/ maybe the fifth. At least one time, I paid you up front for 80 rooms. [19:04] <Jonah> But I could be misremembering. [19:04] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [19:04] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2430 - Front door: 525 - Right door: 6154 - Roomstyle: 231 [19:04] <~Tempest> [Raider] Good point. Either way, we're on again now. [19:04] <Jonah> Take the front, Raider. We're heading through the front door. It's a pleasure doin' business. [19:05] <~Tempest> [Raider] Mhm, likewise. [19:15] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A DF Lieutenant flanked with two DF Soldiers are patrolling the room. The Lieutenant carries a combat rifle and a machine pistol, and his subordinates each carry a combat rifle.* [19:16] <Jonah> Man, am I glad I hired you again. [19:16] <Jonah> @cover [19:16] <MazeBot> No cover at all! [19:16] <Jonah> Ayako, if you want to transform, nooow's the time. [19:17] <~Tempest> [Ayako] With soldiers around? Oh, fuck me... [19:17] <&Hebizuka> *Will you engage the soldiers in combat?* [19:18] <Jonah> Better into something tanky than as you are right now. [19:19] <Jonah> *What other choice do I have? I don't have cover, so there's no way to stealth/escape.* [21:06] <~Tempest> [DFLt] Youkai sympathizers! [21:07] <&Hebizuka> *You're engaging the DF patrol in combat!* [21:07] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1, what's your next move?* [21:08] <Jonah> Ohhhh /fuck/ all of this. [21:09] * Jonah grabs two of the M67 grenades, one in each hand, and chucks both of them at once. [21:09] <Jonah> *DF patrol, two M67 grenades.* [21:09] <&Hebizuka> *Which member in particular are you aiming at?* [21:10] <Jonah> *The Lieutenant.* [21:10] <&Hebizuka> *You will suffer from an accuracy penalty to compensate from doubled firepower. Are you sure?* [21:10] <Jonah> *Yes.* [21:11] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako will transform into another creature; there is no telling which one!* [21:13] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn draws her revolver and aims at the Lieutenant's very face, trying to ride on the effects of the diazepam while they're still lasting, going for one shot.* [21:16] <&Hebizuka> *Raider draws his ARX, aiming it at the first DF Soldier's torso and firing no less than 10 rounds in semi-auto.* [21:17] <&Hebizuka> *The DF Lieutenant draws his machine pistol, aims it at you, and fires 10 rounds in full-auto without aiming much...* [21:18] <&Hebizuka> *The first DF Soldier aims his rifle at Ayako, going to try and fire four rounds in semi.* [21:19] <&Hebizuka> *The second DF Soldier aims his own weapon at Raider, firing 6 shots in semi-auto.* [21:20] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Ayako, DFLt, You, Carolyn, Raider, DFSol2, DFSol1* [21:24] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako's turn... [21:24] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako transforms and hopes she'll turn into something useful!* [21:25] <&Hebizuka> *In the process of transforming, she loses both her weapons; which drop on the floor!* [21:27] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako has shapeshifted into a warhorse.* [21:28] <&Hebizuka> *DF Lieutenant's turn...* [21:29] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [21:29] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left arm [21:29] <&Hebizuka> @roll 10#2d6 [21:29] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8;10;6;9;2;7;7;8;6;4 [21:29] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d100 Malf check [21:29] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Malf check: 98 [21:29] <&Hebizuka> *Malfunction!* [21:30] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: 3 hits, 2 misses, critical failure on the fifth shot.* [21:30] <&Hebizuka> *The Lieutenant's machine pistol is jammed, and he is forced to spend the rest of the turn to clear his weapon.* [21:33] <&Hebizuka> *You're hit by three pistol rounds of unknown caliber in the torso. Your Type-3 Kevlar vest is in the way however, and has managed to turn something very painful into something milder and easier to pull through. In other words, you've survived and with less damage than you imagined it would be. You do suffer a blown wound to the torso, which means you've started bleeding.* [21:35] <&Hebizuka> *Your pain levels have increased, but you feel far below any significant threshold of pain.* [21:35] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [21:37] <Jonah> @roll 2#2d6 [21:37] <MazeBot> Jonah: 9;3 [21:37] <&Hebizuka> *Score -2 from accuracy penalty.* [21:38] <&Hebizuka> *The second grenade has failed entirely to explode.* [21:39] <&Hebizuka> *The first one has landed and detonated. Far-hit!* [21:40] <&Hebizuka> *Target damage: DF Lt. Splash damage: DF Sol1, DF Sol2* [21:42] <&Hebizuka> *5 shrapnel strike each of your opponents in the leg.* [21:52] <&Hebizuka> *Unprotected by cover, the DF troopers are all struck by a grenade explosion and suffer the full consequences!* [21:53] <&Hebizuka> *All three of them have blacked out and are suffering extreme damage ; extreme amounts of limb damage on every body part, massive instant blood loss and well over 15 wounds for each of them, which translates into brutally quick bleeding. They will die in a matter of seconds if you wait for it.* [21:53] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight - opponents can no longer fight (1 turn)* [21:53] <&Hebizuka> *You are bleeding. The three downed soldiers are bleeding extremely quickly.* [21:54] <Jonah> ...Holy fuck why can't grenades work /all/ the time? [21:54] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] What are you complaining about? You totally destroyed them! [21:54] <~Tempest> [Ayako] *neigh!* [21:55] * Jonah leaves the DF soldiers to die out, 'cause fuck them they shot her, and tends to her own wounds. In the meantime, she bends down to check Ayako's new gender. Another first aid kit, complete with bandage, should do it! [21:56] <Jonah> Carolyn, that was /literally the first time grenades were worth a damn for me./ And that's even /before/ I died and came here! [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *It seems Ayako's original gender carried over to her new form; the warhorse Ayako is female.* [21:57] <~Tempest> [Raider] Well... they're not dead yet. The Lieutenant however is going to die in a few seconds, so unless any of you feels chivalrous... [21:58] <Jonah> Fuck 'em, they're racists. [21:58] <Jonah> We're totally gonna loot them, though. [21:59] <&Hebizuka> *You set down your backpack to reach the first aid kit...* [22:02] <&Hebizuka> *..during which you bleed a little bit, Carolyn signals she feels no longer more accurate, Ayako neighs again, and the DF Lieutenant dies of blood loss.* [22:02] <&Hebizuka> Jonah [M67] Death Faction Lieutenant [22:03] <&Hebizuka> *You open the FAK and reach one of your spare Individual Bandages to treat your torso ; no more wound there, and any damage is now going to heal over time.* [22:04] <&Hebizuka> *You have also acquired the following:* [22:05] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Individual Bandage (IB) - Cures 1 wound. - Weight: 0.1 - [Quantity: 2] [22:05] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Paracetamol - Pain-15% - Weight: 0.1 - [Quantity: 2] [22:05] <&Hebizuka> *You now carry a total of 3 IBs and 2 Paracetamol tablets in your pack.* [22:06] <Jonah> ...Well, I /might as well/ save some time and ammo. And pain, I guess. [22:07] * Jonah gets up now that she's healed, and is going to finish off the other two soldiers and put them out of their misery. With a couple swings courtesy of the Penetrator. [22:08] <&Hebizuka> *It's unnecessary; the Soldiers eventually bled out on their own.* [22:08] <&Hebizuka> *You are beating dead bodies with your giant purple-bat-dong.* [22:08] <&Hebizuka> Jonah [M67] Death Faction Soldier [22:08] <&Hebizuka> Jonah [M67] Death Faction Soldier [22:09] * Jonah only belatedly realizes how bad this looks. [22:09] <Jonah> Right, right. Uh - so, looting time? [22:09] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Neigh? [22:09] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Yeah, let's look their stuff over. [22:10] <&Hebizuka> [Loot] >Clothing/Armor >LBE and inventory contents >Weapons [22:11] <Jonah> >LBE [22:11] <Jonah> Oh, and Ayako - you can change back, now. Or, uh - we could shoot you, I guess. I'm really hoping you can just transform back. [22:14] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako de-transforms and returns to her usual Tanuki self.* [22:14] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Horse that for nothing. [22:14] <~Tempest> [Raider] Was that a poor attempt at a joke? [22:14] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako shrugs and equips her dropped weapons again.* [22:15] <Jonah> Man, if you were a boy we could have had a lot more fun. [22:15] <&Hebizuka> *You empty the LBE contents.* [22:15] <&Hebizuka> *Here's all LBE items the Soldiers wore:* [22:15] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) MK64 Trooper: Capacity 8 units + Ammo (6 mags only, max tier: Large) [22:15] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) MK64 Trooper: Capacity 8 units + Ammo (6 mags only, max tier: Large) [22:15] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) RM107: Capacity 2 units + Ammo (12 mags only, max tier: Large) + Spare weapon (4x C4 wpn only, max wgt 8) [22:15] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Field pack: Capacity 40 units [22:15] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Field pack: Capacity 40 units [22:15] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Field pack: Capacity 40 units [22:15] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Utility belt) Default belt: Capacity 0 units + Key items (Can carry key items) [22:15] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Utility belt) Default belt: Capacity 0 units + Key items (Can carry key items) [22:15] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Utility belt) Default belt: Capacity 0 units + Key items (Can carry key items) [22:15] <Jonah> In the meantime, though - hey hey, backpacks, and vests and stuff - maybe. [22:15] <Jonah> Oh /baby yes./ [22:16] <Jonah> Alrighty - Ayako, toss all of this good stuff on you, it's only slightly singed. [22:17] <Jonah> Raider, Carolyn - are these backpacks and stuff better or worse on you? [22:21] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] No better, I have one of those. Raider too. [22:21] <~Tempest> [Raider] Yeah, she's right. [22:22] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako puts on the RM107 vest, one of the Field packs and one of the Default Belts. She can finally carry her own gear.* [22:26] <Jonah> Alright. We'll see about selling it all later. What about the armor and clothing? Might be a bit beat up, but. [22:29] <&Hebizuka> *The Soldiers' clothing include three sets of the following:* [22:29] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - STSh-81 Titanium helmet - AC Kevlar-4 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Ballistic protective - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Worn] [22:29] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Military T-shirt, desert camo (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Worn] [22:29] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-4 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-4 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Plate carrier - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Worn] [22:29] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Military pants, desert camo (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Worn] [22:29] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Military boots - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Worn] [22:29] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Trauma plate - Light steel - Health: 60/60 HP / Pass-through threshold: 10+ dmg / Pain reduction: 0.2x - Weight: 4 [22:30] <Jonah> Oooooh, trauma plates! [22:31] <Jonah> And this is some pretty tough stuff, too - Kevlar 4 and everything. [22:31] <Jonah> Raider, Carolyn, it's time to strip. [22:33] * Jonah will strip off her old Kevlar vest and toss the Spectra helmet for one of the Titanium helmets, the Type-4 Kevlar, and a light steel plate. [22:35] <~Tempest> [Raider] I can't believe we spent so long without plates. [22:37] <&Hebizuka> *Swapped headgear and body armor. Inserted a trauma plate in body armor.* [22:37] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn decides to take one of the trauma plates, not interested in any of the rest.* [22:38] <&Hebizuka> *Raider does exactly like you; straight upgrade of helmet and armor, plus plate.* [22:38] * Jonah isn't sure if Carolyn's armor is genuinely as tough if not tougher, or if she's willing to risk life and limb such that the paladin can't ogle her body. [22:38] <Jonah> In any case - what kinda supplies were they carrying? Weapons, too. [22:39] <&Hebizuka> *Soldier LBE contained mostly magazines as well as an item.* [22:39] <&Hebizuka> *As for weapons, here they are:* [22:39] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Colt Mark 18 Mod 0 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | Silencer, Optic[n/a,NATO-S] | STANAG 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 - [29+1/30 FMJ] - Cond: Worn / Clns: Dirty [22:39] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Molot Plant Stechkin APS machine pistol | 9x18mm Makarov - Semi/Full | No accessory | Stechkin 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [14+1/20 +P] - Cond: Good / Clns: Dirty [22:40] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - DSA SA58 FAL OSW battle rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - Semi/Full | Optic[n/a,NATO], LRail[n/a], LRail[n/a] | FAL 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 18 - [29+1/30 Surp] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Grimy [22:40] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - SIG Sauer SG551 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Burst3/Full | No accessory | SG550 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [29+1/30 Surp] - Cond: Poor / Clns: Clean [22:40] <Jonah> Oh wow. Think this stuff is worth calling the shops over? [22:40] <Jonah> Oh, hey - there's that 7.62 ammo you were talking about earlier, Raider. Have at. [22:43] <~Tempest> [Raider] Oh man... Surplus crap. Oh well.. Bad ammo is better than no ammo. [22:44] <Jonah> *What was the magazine and the item?* [22:44] <Jonah> Raider, Ayako. Help me strip these guys and throw them over to the corner. And - Ayako, you have enough room to carry all the excess? The guns, at least. [22:49] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Carrying all these guns by myself? Man, what do I look like, a workhor- oh... wait... [22:49] <~Tempest> [Ayako] But more seriously, I probably won't have enough space. [22:53] <Jonah> Pft. At least, you can carry the SIG and the OSW. I'll hold onto the machine pistol, I can just equip it, and - I think you could equip the Mark-18. [22:55] <Jonah> Or, better idea - toss the Mark-18 in the backpack, and carry the SIG. That should do it, right? And leave room for mags. [22:56] * Jonah leans over to try and persuade the Tanuki, whispering in her ear in a vain attempt to preserve modesty. "I promise - if you be my workhorse 'till we can offload this, I'll let you work me over next time." [22:56] <~Tempest> *Raider removes the FAL OSW's magazine, and grabs all three FAL mags in order to unload them, and pack the ammunition loose.* [22:56] <~Tempest> [Raider] 90 rounds of ammo for my M24. About time. [22:57] <~Tempest> *Raider saves 30 rounds to put in his vest, and 60 in the backpack.* [22:58] <~Tempest> *Actually; 55 in the backpack. He loads his gun with the last five.* [22:59] <~Tempest> *As for Ayako, she equips the SG551, grabs the two spare mags for it to put them into Vest/Mags...* [23:00] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Man, this gun is in shit shape. I hope we can get it repaired. [23:02] <Jonah> We'll just try not to use them. [23:02] <&Hebizuka> *Other than magazines, the Lt also had this...* [23:02] <&Hebizuka> [Key item] A mobile phone - [Battery 6/6] [23:02] <Jonah> Oh /baby yes./ [23:03] <~Tempest> *Raider grabs the Lieutenant's Mk18, unloads it, and nabs the other two spare mags. He offers one to Carolyn ; who accepts, while the merc keeps the other two.* [23:03] * Jonah yanks the mobile phone and slips it onto Ayako's belt, taking no measures at all to hide her unnecessary groping in the process. [23:04] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Where are you touchin' me? [23:07] <Jonah> Your hips. They're really curvy, you know? Makes a girl jealous. [23:07] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Is that why I need a phone? [23:08] * Jonah takes the Molot machine pistol from the pile and tosses it on as a TW class weapon. [23:08] <Jonah> Nah, that's just to save space. If you end up gettin' down with other people, I'd just want to join in. [23:10] <&Hebizuka> *You equip the Stechkin APS.* [23:10] <&Hebizuka> *Do you want to take the spare mags as well?* [23:10] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Stechkin 20-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight 0.5+0.2 (0.7) - [20/20 +P] [23:10] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Stechkin 20-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight 0.5+0.2 (0.7) - [20/20 +P] [23:10] <Jonah> *Yes. I will put them in my right leg rig.* [23:11] <&Hebizuka> *The APS mags fit perfectly in your leg rig pockets, it looks like they're made for mags that have just that size.* [23:12] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Fine, fine, I'll grab the spare guns. [23:12] <Jonah> Love ya, darlin'. [23:12] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako nabs the Mk18 and FAL OSW, both without magazines, but probably still with some market value.* [23:13] * Jonah kisses Ayako for good masure; maybe it's laying it on a bit thick, but hey, those lips are nice. [23:13] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [23:13] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 126 - Front door: 6801 - Right door: 5783 - Roomstyle: 464 [23:13] <Jonah> Any last lootings before we go through the front door? [23:14] <Jonah> If not, well - let's get going. [23:17] <&Hebizuka> *Once everyone is done picking up everything that needs picking up - which is damn near everything - you and your team move on.* [23:19] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's a newspaper tossed in a corner, as well as what seems to be canned food.* [23:19] * Jonah tosses the canned food in with the rest of the stuff before she starts reading the newspaper. [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Canned goods - Cod, canned, 170g. 179kcal - Weight: 0.5 [23:22] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 59.68/60 [23:22] <&Hebizuka> [Newspaper headlines] Wannabe archaeologist team convicted of murder in crazy historical treasure plot [23:23] <&Hebizuka> *Read more?* [23:23] <Jonah> Oh my god /we made the news./ [23:23] <Jonah> Guys, listen to this, this is gonna be hilarious. [23:23] <Jonah> *Hell yeah read more.* [23:27] <&Hebizuka> [Newspaper] Archaeologist Marcus McBride, 55 and librarian Prisca de Stilcore, 29, have been recently arrested for theft, murder, bribery, attempted robbery and conspiration in a wildly crazy scheme involving priceless archaeological treasures, the Loggia crime family, and brave unknown adventurers who helped the police forces turn the two convicts in. [23:29] <&Hebizuka> [Newspaper] The police believe that the two convicts were the masterminds behind a criminal plot to steal priceless archaeological treasures. Investigation and interrogation of the archaeologist suspect revealed that they have hired the help of the unknown adventurers to acquire the artifcats under the false promise of a "huge treasure", which the suspect insists that it exists, but there is no actual proof of their existence. [23:29] <&Hebizuka> [Newspaper] Expert jewelers have estimated that the stolen artifacts had a combined value in excess of 10 000 P$. [23:31] <Jonah> Pfffft. We'll make more than that in no time. [23:31] <&Hebizuka> [Newspaper] However, in a fit of bravery, presumably fed up with possible threats of violence or death, the unknown adventurers turned to the police in order to put their former paymasters behind bars. The two suspects have been sentenced to an exceptional life prison sentence - a rarity, considering that such grave accusations are usually sentenced with death, but the lack of evidence that the suspects actually committed violent acts forced the police to resort to a more appropriate sentence. *end of article* [23:33] <&Hebizuka> [Newspaper] Addendum: The police have indicated that they are not searching for the unknown adventurers and that no charges have been retained against them. Officer Hargrove, who was among the first responders, extends particular thanks to the unknown adventurers and wishes that there were more upstanding citizens like them in the Mazes. *end of addendum* [23:33] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] I'll be damned. We actually received praise from the police? [23:34] <Jonah> Of course we did. We literally called the cops on them. And we led them straight to a mafia stronghold. [23:34] <~Tempest> [Raider] What I find strange is that they think these two idiots were the grand masterminds behind it all. They make it sound like they manipulated the Loggias rather than go up against them. [23:35] <~Tempest> [Raider] I dunno about you, but as untrue as this is, it does make for a pretty sensational story. The whole feel good aspect. [23:35] <Jonah> It's nice when justice is served, you know? It's why I love my job. [23:35] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Man, this world is crazy, and the more I go the more I think we're all crazy too. [23:36] <~Tempest> [Raider] Word. [23:36] <~Tempest> [Ayako] She's right, yknow! [23:36] <Jonah> That little giddiness inside when you beat up the bad guys and no one on the good side dies. [23:36] <Jonah> Pfffft. *SIE scan on all three, checking disposition.* [23:37] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Morale scan. || Carolyn: Stable (=). Raider: Good (=), Ayako: Great (=). No changes. [23:38] <Jonah> *Er - hmm, that's not the right wording, apparently. Personality scan?* [23:38] <&Hebizuka> [SIE] Motive/personality scan. || Carolyn: Stubborn. Raider: Determinator. Ayako: Completely insane. [23:39] <Jonah> According to this gizmo in my head, Ayako is literally the only person in this room who's insane. [23:39] <Jonah> So, you know. You two can take comfort in that. [23:39] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] Jonah, there's crazy and there's insane. Some people are insane, everybody is crazy. [23:41] <Jonah> Just like how you're crazy for loving me? [23:41] <~Tempest> [Carolyn] I'm crazy for following you at all. [23:41] * Jonah smiles the biggest shit eating grin she can throw on her face. [23:41] <~Tempest> [Raider] And I'm crazy for being hired by you... [23:41] <Jonah> We'll get you there, no worries. [23:41] <Jonah> *Checkout?* [23:41] <~Tempest> [Ayako] Anyone thinks it smells of cordite? I'm pretty sure it smells like cordite right now. [23:41] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [23:44] <&Hebizuka> 364 rooms (+10), 58 kills (+3), 6 missions, 3 Amulets, 5 087 P$ (-1700), 0 Runs [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Score: 666pts (-1) [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Position: 3rd (no change) [23:44] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 1/2 [23:44] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 1/2 (50%) [23:44] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 113/213 (53%) [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 3/5 (60%) [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 3/5 (60%) [23:44] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 1/1 (100%) [23:44] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 120/224 (54% accuracy) [23:44] <&Hebizuka> =Achievement progress today= [23:45] <&Hebizuka> Soldiers killed: 4 (+3) [23:45] <&Hebizuka> Hand grenade: 3 pts (+3)