Log:Session 162 (Meta, no ontology)

[18:18] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Reina. You are currently in the Uncivilized Area, in a completely empty dark office room. You have already looted the room. Three doors ahead.* [18:18] <&Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Hospital bedroom, deserted // Front: Storage area, abandoned // Right: Bedroom (bunks), forsaken [18:23] * Reina yawns and rubs her eyes, despite the whole 'completely unable to see in the dark' issue. Her body's still a bit sore from the nap, and the silent room echoes with faint pops as the racoon-woman stretches this way and that. She'd be able to charge for looking if there was anyone watching - and, you know, some better mood lighting. The straps of her backpack and her vest are still, somehow,... [18:23] * Reina ...containing her massive breasts quite adequately, but it does nothing for the growing chill... or the growing hardness of her nipples. [18:23] <Reina> Right door it is, then. Maybe I can find something cozy. Or a sex toy. But I repeat myself. [18:26] <&Hebizuka> *A forsaken bunkdorm. It looks like it's been abandoned since hundreds of years. Even the air feels dusty. There appears to be a voluminous object on the ground...* [18:26] <Reina> /Voluminous/ eh? Now that's an enticing adjective if I've ever heard one. Let's see now - what is it/ [18:26] <&Hebizuka> [Handloading] Handloading kit for Shotgun ammunition - weight: 5 [18:27] <Reina> ...Well I hope this things comes with a manual, because otherwise - yeah. [18:27] <Reina> Worse comes to worst I can pawn it. Into the backpack with you! [18:28] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 6/50 [18:30] * Reina decides to pull up the bedsheets and the beaten up mattresses for anything use of value. Spare coinage, vintage porn magazines - anything useful! [18:31] <&Hebizuka> *There is nothing else of use in the room.* [18:31] <Reina> Boooo. Doors it is. [18:31] <&Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Youkai bedroom (washitsu), dark // Front: Trash room, abandoned // Right: Corridor [18:32] <Reina> More bedrooms it is! To the youkai bedroom. [18:39] <&Hebizuka> *The room is dark - you can only barely make out the silhouette of bed bunks. Maybe if you had a light...* [18:40] * Reina just brings out the weapon light in her backpack, and flips it on. That should do for a flashlight, right? Right. [18:42] <&Hebizuka> *You take 1 turn to set the backpack down. You then grab the flashlight and turn it on. With it in your hands you can shine light to see what's around you. You notice two wooden containers, probably with items inside. A closer examination may be required to ensure you can open them.* [18:45] * Reina takes a better look at both, then. Here's hoping there are no traps. [18:45] <&Hebizuka> [Container #1] Frame: Wooden - Lock: None - Trapped: No [18:45] <&Hebizuka> [Container #2] Frame: Wooden - Lock: None - Trapped: No [18:45] <&Hebizuka> *You can pretty much loot both containers without problems.* [18:46] * Reina does so, then! Goodies goodies goodies. [18:46] <&Hebizuka> =Wooden container #1 - contents= [18:46] <&Hebizuka> > [Weapon] Class 1 - R5/Rare - KBP BUR rocket launcher | 62mm rocket - Single shot | No accessory | Capacity: 1 | Weight: 22 - [Unloaded] - Cond: Poor [18:46] <&Hebizuka> > [Weapon] Class 3 - R2/Regular - Colt Anaconda revolver | .44 Magnum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 5 - [4/6, Lead] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [18:46] <&Hebizuka> =Wooden container #2 - contents= [18:46] <&Hebizuka> > [Handloading] Spent case, .357 Magnum - weight: 0.02 - [Quantity: 13] [18:46] <&Hebizuka> > [Handloading] Projectile - .308, 173 grain - FMJ - weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 18] [18:47] <Reina> Was... was this place an activist hideout? What the fuck is there an empty rocket launcher doing here? [18:47] * Reina stashes everything in her backpack, save for the revolver that she equips. Afterwards, a nice sweep of the bedroom is necessary. Who knows what other goodies were left behind? [18:52] <Reina> Come on youkai porn [18:52] <&Hebizuka> *One moment, arranging inventory.* [18:52] <Reina> I need to learn more about Mazeworld fetishes. [18:54] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 28.44/50 [18:54] <&Hebizuka> *Colt Anaconda equipped in Class 3 slot.* [18:54] <&Hebizuka> *You do not find anything else in the room, not even the tiniest pin-up poster.* [18:57] <Reina> Damn you Mazeworld. [18:57] <Reina> Alright, what's next on the itinerary - Doors? [18:59] <&Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Roadway // Front: Break room, abandoned // Right: Former room [19:01] <Reina> Foooormer room doesn't seem like my kinda thing. [19:01] <Reina> Break room it is. And, ah - let's turn off my light and put it back in the pack, first. [19:04] <&Hebizuka> *The Inforce APL has been turned off.* [19:07] <&Hebizuka> *A break room - with a table, chairs, a couch, a TV table, and of course, a big widescreen television. The television is still powered and functional (@whatsonTV). You spot an interesting piece of LBE in the corner here...* [19:11] <Reina> Come oooooon porn. [19:11] <Reina> @whatsonTV [19:11] <MazeBot> [Medical drama] Lance's Anatomy [19:11] <Reina> That's. [19:11] <Reina> That's /a kind/ of porn. [19:11] <Reina> Right, okay, LBE. [19:11] <&Hebizuka> *Contrary to the weird name or your suggestions, it is a TV show that doesn't have anything to do with porn. Or the Bionics Engineer.* [19:11] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) FS Black Vulture bug-out bag: Capacity 200 units [19:11] <Reina> ...Oh fuck the hell yes. [19:12] * Reina tosses everything in her old backpack into her sexy, thick, /disgustingly huge/ buggering bag. And then equips it. [19:12] <&Hebizuka> *You have acquired the biggest backpack of the Mazes.* [19:12] <&Hebizuka> *Congrats!* [19:12] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 28.44/200 [19:13] <Reina> I am now the proud owner of a BIG BLACK CONTAINER. [19:13] <Reina> FEAR THE BBC. [19:14] * Reina moans as she feels the dense, hefty straps settle on and between her breasts, forcing her sensitive mounds to bear the brunt of the the black length's massive weight. [19:14] <Reina> God yes, this is what I yearned for. [19:17] * Reina gets on all fours as she canvases the rest of the room, her fluffy squirrel tail raised high into the air to present herself in the process. Her soft, furry tail gently carresses the weight on Reina's back as she crawls like the animal she is, joyfully accepting the addicting, dominating blackness bearing down on her from above. [19:27] <&Hebizuka> *There is nothing else in the room other than what you found.* [19:38] <&Hebizuka> *An empty forge, which has long been abandoned and left to rot. There is an item, a weapon and some ammo in this room.* [19:39] <Reina> Oooh, things! I love things. The more things I have the more my BBC will bulge and throb with every step! [19:40] <Reina> ...Okay that was a stretch. Still. Things! What kinds of things? [19:40] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A memory card for cameras. With a total capacity of 256MB, it allows cameras to store up to 110 photos. - Weight: 0.1 [19:40] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short - R2/Regular - Hammer - Strike (Blunt) - Iron - Weight: 2 - [Cond: Good] [19:40] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.62x39mm, Standard AP, 3 rounds - Weight: 0.06 [19:40] <Reina> Oh my god I need a camera stat. [19:40] <Reina> There could be /porn/ on this memory card. [19:41] * Reina shoves both the ammunition and the memory card inside her backpack, before equipping the hammer. [20:48] <&Hebizuka> *Hammer equipped!* [20:49] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 29.5/200 [20:49] <&Hebizuka> *Camera memory card acquired and designated #1. Photos: 0/110.* [20:52] <&Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Roadway // Front: Pathway // Right: Machinery room, abandoned [20:52] <Reina> More machinery is good. [21:03] <&Hebizuka> *A machinery room - which was part of a factory complex an undetermined amount of time ago. It is now part of the UA: rusting and rotting slowly. Little to no machinery is left in this room, and what is left - some conveyor belt, a rusted large machine - is completely unusable. There are several items on the floor here.* [21:05] <Reina> Are these - oh my god yes shotgun shells. [21:08] <&Hebizuka> [Handloading] Wad for shotshell - weight 0.01 - [Quantity: 36] [21:08] <&Hebizuka> [Handloading] Powder jar, empty - weight: 0.5 - [0 /35000] [21:08] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bulk can of 12 gauge, Tactical Slug, 200 rounds - [200/200] - Weight: 10 [21:08] <&Hebizuka> [Handloading] Box of projectiles - Lead shot, 00 buckshot pellet - weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 100 /100] [21:08] <&Hebizuka> *Someone -conveniently- left a bunch of handloading supplies.* [21:10] <Reina> ...Well. Time to bust out the shotgun kit. [21:10] <Reina> Alright, so - how do I do this, exactly? [21:11] <&Hebizuka> *First, confirm you're taking the items, just as a matter of making dead sure you have it all.* [21:14] * Reina puts them all in her BBC, and then immediately takes them out, alongside the handloading kit. [21:18] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 41.36/200 [21:18] <&Hebizuka> *Next, announce you wish to use the handloading kit, so that you can break out the options.* [21:19] * Reina flips the handloading kit open, and is instantly overcome by the amount of options. [21:20] <&Hebizuka> *You set down your backpack (1 turn), then retrieve your Shotgun handloading kit...* [21:21] <&Hebizuka> *You have two options when using a kit: you may use it to disassemble ammunition into components, or assemble components into ammunition.* [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *Firstly, choose Disassemble, and select any amount of shotgun shells in your inventory you wish to break down.* [21:22] * Reina begins disassembling 50 tactical slugs, putting the powder into the jar in the process. [21:25] <&Hebizuka> *The process will take 10 turns. Proceed?* [21:25] <Reina> *Yes.* [21:26] <&Hebizuka> *You sit down and use your kit to dismantle the shells. Please wait, breaking down ammo into components!...* [21:27] <&Hebizuka> *50x 12 gauge, Tactical slug and 1x Powder jar, empty have been removed from your inventory. Processing...* [21:29] <&Hebizuka> *Done! You have broken down 50 shells into its base components, which are on the floor before you.* [21:29] <&Hebizuka> [Handloading] Spent hull, 12 gauge - weight: 0.05 - [Quantity: 50] [21:29] <&Hebizuka> [Handloading] Primer, shotshell (SS) - weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 50] [21:29] <&Hebizuka> [Handloading] Jar of pistol powder, regular - weight: 0.5 - [23200 /35000] [21:29] <&Hebizuka> [Handloading] Wad for shotshell - weight 0.01 - [Quantity: 50] [21:29] <&Hebizuka> [Handloading] Projectile - Rifled slug, lead - weight: 0.02 - [Quantity: 50] [21:30] <&Hebizuka> *You may now take the items into your inventory.* [21:31] <Reina> Okay, that. That was pretty easy. Now, let's make 50 buckshot shells. [21:31] * Reina takes the components in her back - and then takes them out again for the assembling. [21:31] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 43.36/200 [21:32] <&Hebizuka> *Notice how a disassembled round takes more space in your inventory.* [21:32] <&Hebizuka> *You break out your handloading kit, this time for assembling ammunition.* [21:37] * Reina skims through the manual until she finds the step by step guide to making regular buckshot shells. CAWS can suck it. [21:40] <&Hebizuka> [You are going to make 12 gauge shells. You currently have 50x SS primers and 50x 12 gauge hulls. How many shells would you like to make? (max 50)] [21:41] <Reina> 50 it is! [21:42] <&Hebizuka> [12 gauge requires pistol powder. You currently have 23200 units of regular, 0 units of surplus and 0 units of premium. As such your only option here is to choose regular pistol powder.] [21:45] <Reina> *Yeah yeah. Come on buckshot come to mama.* [21:45] <&Hebizuka> [You may select a powder load per shell. Please note that depending on the quantity of powder available, you may not be able to fill all shells. What load would you like for your shells?] >TAC (Tactical: Less recoil, less power - requires 464pwdr/shell) >SP (Standard pressure: Normal recoil and power - requires 515pwdr/shell) >MAG (Magnum: More recoil, more power - requires 567pwdr/shell) [21:47] <Reina> *Looks like I'm making 45 rounds of regular buckshot, then. Fuck tactical.* [21:49] <&Hebizuka> [You've chosen SP. There is enough powder for only 45 shells. This will consume 23175pwdr (Pistol, regular).] [21:50] <&Hebizuka> [Select a projectile type. Your compatible projectiles are lead shot, 00 buck, rifled slug, lead.] [21:51] <&Hebizuka> [Please note that you require 9 projectiles of 00 buck for one 12 gauge buckshot shell.] [21:55] <Reina> *What's the difference between lead shot and 00 buck? Because I have 100 pellets worth of 'Lead shot, 00 buckshot pellet'* [21:55] <&Hebizuka> *"Lead shot, 00 buck" is the same as "Lead shot, 00 buckshot pellet", it's just a shorthand.* [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *00 buck is just a size of lead shot. It's the only one available right now.* [21:57] <Reina> *I want to use the buck.* [21:58] <&Hebizuka> [You have 100 pellets of 00 buckshot, which is enough for loading 11 shells only. The process will consume 11 wads as well. Proceed anyway?] [21:59] <Reina> *Yesm.* [21:59] <&Hebizuka> *Please wait, priming hulls!...* [22:00] <&Hebizuka> *50x 12 gauge hull and 50x SS primer removed from your inventory.* [22:00] <&Hebizuka> *You spend 10 turns priming 50 hulls...* [22:01] <&Hebizuka> *Now loading primed hulls...* [22:02] <&Hebizuka> *You are loading 11 shells using the following recipe: Regular powder, SP load, wad, 00 buckshot projectiles... The process will take 3 turns.* [22:03] <&Hebizuka> *Powder jar, pistol, regular - Removed from inventory.* [22:03] <Reina> *Mhmm, mhmm.* [22:04] <&Hebizuka> *Taking: 99x 00 buck projectiles, 11x wad, 11x primed 12 gauge hull, and 5665pwdr (pistol, regular)* [22:04] <&Hebizuka> *Powder jar, pistol, regular: 17535pwdr remaining* [22:05] <&Hebizuka> *3 turns pass...* [22:06] <&Hebizuka> *You have acquired the following:* [22:06] <&Hebizuka> [Handloading] Primed hull, 12 gauge - weight: 0.05 - [Quantity: 39] [22:06] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, Standard Buckshot, 11 rounds - Weight: 0.55 [22:07] <&Hebizuka> *Wads remaining: 75. 00 buck projectiles remaining: 1.* [22:10] * Reina stretches out her shoulders as she starts cleaning up, putting away 4 shells into her vest, and all the rest of the shell-making stuff into her bag. [22:12] <&Hebizuka> *Just to make it clear, you're putting 4 shells in Vest/Ammo 3, and the remaining 7 shells plus the primed hulls in the bag, right?* [22:12] <Reina> *Yes. [22:12] <Reina> *And then it's time to check the doors!* [22:13] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 41.56/200 [22:13] <&Hebizuka> [Vest/Ammo 3] 20/20 shells [22:17] <Reina> Well, that was fun. Let's see what's up next? [22:19] <&Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Pathway // Front: Roadway // Right: Locker room, abandoned [22:21] <Reina> So - nothing, nothing, and erotica. [22:21] <Reina> Locker room it is. [22:25] <&Hebizuka> *An abandoned locker room. The lockers have long been broken open and looted, there isn't a thing left in any of them. There is, however, a big bad ogre, wielding a warhammer, roaming about in the room.* [22:27] <Reina> @cover [22:27] <MazeBot> A pile of garbage. (Health: 59, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: A2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [22:28] <&Hebizuka> *Your agility is +0 - you may roll 2d6+0 to attempt taking cover.* [22:28] <&Hebizuka> *7 or more required for succeeding.* [22:28] <Reina> @roll 2d6 [22:28] <MazeBot> Reina: 6 [22:28] <&Hebizuka> *You have taken cover, but the ogre has spotted you!* [22:28] <~Tempest> [Ogre] GONNA SMASH HALFLING TO ITTY BITTY PIECES! WAUUUGH. [22:29] <&Hebizuka> [Order this turn] Ogre [22:29] <Reina> YOU HAVE A SHITTY COCK ANYWAYS NO WONDER YOU CAN'T GET LAID. [22:30] <&Hebizuka> *The ugly humanoid creature will move in to your side to try and attack you with its warhammer - one single swing towards the left knee.* [22:30] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [22:30] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [22:34] <&Hebizuka> *The ogre swings its hammer, and the hammerhead connects with your left knee. Fortunately, that's why you wore knee pads ; they will halve incoming Pain. Unfortunately, warhammers are pretty dangerous weapons. You received a relatively minor amount of Pain (+18%, now at 18%), but also significant damage to the left leg (-8 HP, left leg). As a result, you sustain an injury (Fracture, left leg).* [22:35] <&Hebizuka> *You are limping. Your Agility is reduced by 1.* [22:35] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [22:35] <Reina> BITCH, PLEASE, MY MOMMA'S FUCKED ME HARDER THAN THAT! [22:36] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. The ogre is now on your side of the room. What is your next move?* [22:37] <Reina> *5 shots, Savage Arms, Ogre's...* [22:37] <Reina> @roll 1d2 [22:37] <MazeBot> Reina: 2 [22:37] <Reina> *Cock.* [22:38] <&Hebizuka> *Assuming you're aiming at genitals (weak point), is this correct?* [22:39] <Reina> *Yes.* [22:39] <&Hebizuka> [Order this turn] You, Ogre. You may roll now. [22:39] <Reina> @roll 5#2d6 [22:39] <MazeBot> Reina: 9;10;2;6;7 [22:39] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d100 malf check [22:39] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, malf check: 23 [22:39] <&Hebizuka> *No malfunctions this turn.* [22:40] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: 3 hits, 2 misses.* [22:41] <&Hebizuka> *Please roll 3#1d9 to see how many pellets hit.* [22:42] <Reina> @roll 3#1d9 [22:42] <MazeBot> Reina: 4;9;8 [22:46] <&Hebizuka> *Total pellets that hit: 21 .* [22:46] <&Hebizuka> *21 pellets into the genitals... That's got to hurt.* [22:50] <&Hebizuka> *You have inflicted a ridiculous amount of damage. Blowing a hole the size of a tennis ball into the ogre's crotch area, your shotgun does ridiculously short work of its crude armor. Total damage inflicted: 373% Pain, 138 damage to lower body (damages meat worth), 19 injuries (19 wounds to lower body).* [22:50] <&Hebizuka> *Ogre's lower body has been pretty much vaporized to chunky salsa. [22:51] <&Hebizuka> Reina [S/S Model 67] Ogre (T) [B] [22:51] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [22:51] <Reina> I don't like guys who play rough. [22:52] <Reina> Okay, /so./ Ignoring the knee for a moment - let's reload. 5 buckshot shells from my backpack will do. [22:52] <Reina> And then I want this asshole's warhammer. [22:52] <&Hebizuka> *The ogre's mangled body has dropped something.* [22:53] <&Hebizuka> *You set down your backpack (1 turn). You chamber-load the Savage/Stevens (1 turn), then load its tube to full (4 shells, 2 turns).* [22:54] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge, Standard Buck: 2 left in backpack.* [22:55] <&Hebizuka> *Savage/Stevens Model 67: [4+1/4, Buck]* [22:55] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 41.31/200 [22:56] <Reina> Much better. And now the loot. [22:56] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long - R4/Superior - Medieval warhammer - Strike (Blunt) - Iron - Weight: 22 - [Cond: Worn] [22:58] <Reina> Hmm. Just like Momma used to fellate. [22:58] * Reina equips it on her back before checking out the rest of the doors. [22:59] <Reina> Come on, succubus town. I need some loving with a leg this fucked. [23:01] <&Hebizuka> *Medieval warhammer equipped as Class 5 Long.* [23:03] <&Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Corridor // Front: Roadway // Right: Youkai bedroom (washitsu), abandoned [23:04] <Reina> Youkai bedroom it is. I need some first aid. [23:06] <&Hebizuka> *Another youkai bedroom that was abandoned to the Uncivilized Area. There is an un-looted container near a futon in the corner. You also spot a lot of money.* [23:07] <Reina> Oh thank god I need some cash. Let's see what this poor sod left behind - dough, and....? [23:08] <&Hebizuka> [Container] Frame: Wood - Lock: None - Trapped: No [23:08] <&Hebizuka> *It's free for you to loot! Open?* [23:09] <Reina> Open indeed! [23:09] <&Hebizuka> =Container #1 contents= [23:09] <&Hebizuka> *Papers, files, flyers...* [23:09] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A long pistol slide. Made of stainless steel, 39 cm long and contains a very long recoil spring. The left side indicates it's for a .454 caliber weapon. [23:09] <&Hebizuka> [Handloading] Box of cases, 7.62x25mm Tokarev - weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 39 /50] [23:09] <&Hebizuka> =On the floor= [23:09] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 1500 P$ [23:10] <Reina> Anything porn or sex related in the papers? [23:10] <Reina> Inquiring minds want to know. [23:10] <&Hebizuka> *The flyers are so faded they're not readable anymore.* [23:12] <Reina> Man, no one indulges my proclivities. [23:12] * Reina tosses everything into her backpack. Cash, slide, and ammo! [23:13] <Reina> Well, ammo cases, but nevertheless. [23:14] <Reina> After that - more doors, more choices! [23:15] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1500 P$ in backpack.* [23:15] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 42.7/200 [23:16] <&Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Locker room, abandoned // Front: Laundry room, deserted // Right: Roadway [23:16] <Reina> Hmmmmm... Laundry room seems more fun. Might meet a pretty lady. [23:19] <&Hebizuka> *Your pain has completely subsided.* [23:20] <Reina> But the fracture though. [23:21] <&Hebizuka> *Yes, your leg is still fractured, and technically speaking that still hurts like a bitch. But your Pain has fallen back to 0%.* [23:22] <Reina> Coolio. So, laundry! [23:22] <&Hebizuka> *A deserted laundry room. It looks like this room has only been recently left out. There are still a few clothes in the washing machines. Nobody around, though.* [23:22] <Reina> What outfits do we have here? [23:23] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Martial arts slippers - AC: C3 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Worn] [23:23] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body armor - Lab coat (Upper body, Lower body, Arms) - AC: C3 - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Fire-retardant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Ruined] [23:23] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Running shoes - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Ruined] [23:24] <Reina> Mmmmm. Nothing good - but hey, I have the room. [23:24] * Reina tosses them all in her pack, then gets ready to go through the doors. [23:26] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 55.7/200 [23:27] <&Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Studio room, abandoned // Front: Laboratory room, abandoned // Right: Roadway [23:28] <Reina> Studio Room? Sounds like a place I can nab a camera. [23:34] <&Hebizuka> *You limp your way into an abandoned studio room. Unfortunately most of the equipment has been removed, though you can still guess it used to be a room used for talk shows and other such TV shows. There are a lot of items here...* [23:35] <Reina> Come ooooon goodies. [23:35] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short - R1/Common - Scissors - Stab (Sharp) - Iron - Weight: 1 - [Cond: Worn] [23:35] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of .32 ACP, Standard JHP, 50 rounds - [14/50] - Weight: 0.14 [23:35] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Beret - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Damaged] [23:35] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A titanium-plated jockstrap. Covered with titanium plating, both in front and back. It needs to be attached to something else to be worn... [23:36] <Reina> Fucking Hebi, taking away my penis. I swear to god I could have filled out this jockstrap AND THEN SOME otherwise. [23:36] * Reina once more tosses everything inside her backpack. Man it's good to be a hoarder. [23:39] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 60.84/200 [23:40] <Reina> Right. What's up next? Someone I can talk to, please? [23:43] <Reina> Actaully [23:43] <Reina> Actually, wait. [23:43] <Reina> ...Oh my god can I /shoot people with money now./ [23:43] * Reina sits fat, plush ass right the hell down and busts out the powder, the shell casings, the wads, and 100 P$. [23:44] <Reina> 20 coins sounds like a good chunk for buckshot. [23:45] <&Hebizuka> [You may craft 12 gauge coin shot shells, using 20 Parallar coins as the projectiles, per shell.] [23:45] <&Hebizuka> [With 100 P$, you have enough to make 5 shells. Is this what you want?] [23:46] <Reina> *Yes.* [23:48] <&Hebizuka> [What powder load do you want to use for each shell?] >TAC (Less power) >SP (Normal power) >MAG (More power) [23:49] <Reina> *Magnum. Might as well make sure every coin is destroyed when I fire.* [23:54] <&Hebizuka> [The recipe will consume the following: 5x Primed hull 12 gauge + 5x wad + 100 P$, and will remove 2835pwdr from your jar of regular pistol powder. It will also take 1 turn to make, since you already have primed hulls and all you need to do is to load the rest. Confirm?] [23:54] <Reina> *Yes.* [23:59] <&Hebizuka> *Removed from your inventory: 5x Primed hull 12 gauge, 5x wad, 100 P$.* [00:00] <&Hebizuka> *Jar of pistol powder, regular: 14700pwdr remaining* [00:02] <&Hebizuka> *You have created a custom handload! (12 gauge, Reg/MAG/Coin). Would you like to give it a name?* [00:02] <&Hebizuka> *Default name is "Coin shot magnum".* [00:04] <Reina> *'Pimp Slap' loads, thank you very much.* [00:04] <&Hebizuka> *You have acquired the following:* [00:04] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, Custom handload "Pimp Slap" (Reg/MAG/Coin), 5 rounds - Weight: 0.25 [00:05] * Reina takes out her Savage Arms, unloads all five buckshot rounds, and puts in five Pimp Slaps. [00:11] <&Hebizuka> *You take one turn to pump out all five buckshot shells loaded in the Model 67, one more to chamber-load a Pimp Slap, and two more to load the remaining four Pimp Slaps.* [00:11] <&Hebizuka> *That's a lot of pimp-slapping.* [00:12] <Reina> My Pimp Hand is STRONG. [00:12] * Reina limps towards the doors out of the studio. What's up next? [00:13] <&Hebizuka> *Do you want to keep the five shells you pumped out first?* [00:13] <Reina> *Yeah, toss 'em in the backpack.* [00:14] <&Hebizuka> *Total 12 gauge standard buck in backpack: 7* [00:14] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 60.79/200 [00:23] <&Hebizuka> Checkout