Log:Game 52 (Meta, no ontology)

[14:24] <~Hebizuka> *You are dead. Your life was probably complex and full of events of various kinds, but one thing is sure, you don't remember well what happened. As you watch your body and float upwards, you believe you will make it to the Other world. However, instead of going ahead to the next part of your afterlife, your soul was intercepted…* [14:25] <~Hebizuka> *After what seemed like a long dream, you wake up, in a new body similar from the one you had before you died - you seem to be feeling perfectly fine: no wounds, no illnesses, this new body feels spotless and perfect. Except that where you are isn't Hell, nor Heaven, and this isn't even a new life. You feel that you simply woke up from a bad dream. In short… You feel the same as ever.* [14:25] <~Hebizuka> *You stand up and notice that you are as naked as in the first day. Looking around you, you notice you're in a square room, with bland, gray walls made of what looks like concrete. No windows, and some kind of door ahead of you. Above you, white, fluorescent light. And hanging from the ceiling, in the corner, some sort of loudspeaker.* [14:28] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker coughs noises, before a male voice comes out of it.* "Ah, ha. It seems our interesting newcomer is awake..." [14:28] * Nanako_ blinks, looking around, wondering... exactly which one of those buildings she's in... and... wait... Come to think of it, she has absolutely no idea how she ended up there. [14:28] <Nanako_> "Newcomer..?" [14:28] <~SU_Tempest> "Hello, new contestant. Welcome to this place, which we call Mazeworld. You must be wondering why you are here, right?" [14:29] <Nanako_> "I-I thought I was fighting the... uh, who were they again?" [14:29] <Nanako_> "Well, I guess I am wondering, then..." [14:30] <~SU_Tempest> "If you do not mind, I will explain. Your soul was judged worthy enough to be saved from your past life, and we are essentially giving you a chance for reincarnation. However, this is not going to be simple. Your objective is to find a way out of the mazes, preferably in a good enough shape as the body you now have, must be taken care of. For you will leave Mazeworld in this body, dead or alive." [14:31] * Nanako_ cocks her head curiously. "I had a past life?" [14:32] <~SU_Tempest> "You had, yes. You died in your original world... And strangely enough we saw a soul, as fragmented as it was. Which we decided to capture. We know that you were not... human. And if you are wondering, you are now." [14:33] <Nanako_> "Oh... That's too bad... I guess I must have messed up, then..." [14:34] <~SU_Tempest> "As I said you've got a chance to leave, provided you keep yourself alive. ...Oh, but. Where are my manners? My name is Sergey Mikoyan, but you may call me Game Master or just GM if you wish. It's shorter. We're three GMs monitoring people like you throughout their journey in the mazes." [14:36] <Nanako_> "Well, then I guess I'll do my best not to die... again..." [14:36] * Nanako_ giggles quietly. [14:37] <~SU_Tempest> "Your objective, in order to leave this place, is to retrieve four items, the Cardinal Amulets. They are scattered in the Mazes and can only be obtained through skill, patience, endurance, luck, or all those at once. Oh and, once again. Don't forget your new body, this is the one you will finish your journey here with." [14:39] <~SU_Tempest> "In any case. You will probably not want to jump in naked and unarmed, like you are right now. How about a little personality test? My colleague will put you through it - once you'll be done with it, you will receive your starting equipment." [14:40] * Nanako_ looks at herself. "Yeah, you're probably right. Free stuff is always good to have, anyway~" [14:41] <~Hebizuka> Hello, new contestant. I am Hebizuka Jinkou, another one of the GMs. I'll be the one who will put you through our patented Contestant Personality Test™ (CPT). Ready? [14:41] <Nanako_> "Sure, I love personality tests~" [14:42] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [14:42] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo B) Simo Hayha C) Dirty Harry D) Agent 47 E) Solid Snake F) Yuuka Kazami G) Chuck Norris H) Crazy Ivan [14:43] <Nanako_> "Yuuka, for sure! And not just because of her snazzy hat either..." [14:45] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [14:45] <~Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [14:45] <~Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [14:45] <~Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [14:45] <~Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [14:45] <~Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [14:45] <~Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [14:49] <Nanako_> "Hmm... C. I've always loved big houses and beaches~" [14:50] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: Justin Bieber's fate is in your hands. You... [14:50] <~Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [14:50] <~Hebizuka> B) Hang him [14:50] <~Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [14:50] <~Hebizuka> D) Throw him in the SDM's basement [14:50] <~Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [14:52] <Nanako_> "Ahahaha, Justin Bieber... Yeah, let Flandre take care of him!" (D.) [14:52] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on... [14:52] <~Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [14:52] <~Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [14:52] <~Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [14:52] <~Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [14:52] <~Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [14:52] <~Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [14:52] <~Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [14:54] <Nanako_> "Hmm, F. Or maybe E..." [14:54] <Nanako_> !mdice 1 2 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] < You rolled a: 1 d 2 > < Rolls: 1 > < Total Score: 1 > [14:54] <Nanako_> "Yeah, E." [14:56] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song/song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be... [14:56] <~Hebizuka> A) Foghat - Slow ride / Good old 1970's driving rock, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [14:56] <~Hebizuka> B) Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix) / Electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [14:56] <~Hebizuka> C) Tesla - Cumin Atcha Live / Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because the highway is your own personal NASCAR track [14:56] <~Hebizuka> D) 2Pac - I don't give a fuck / Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because you gotta stop parking the car up trees, CJ! [14:56] <~Hebizuka> E) The Soviet national anthem / Because you will always remember the motherland [14:56] <~Hebizuka> F) Bob Marley - Satisfy my Soul / Marijuana reggae, because you and Jah don't have to put up with road rage [14:56] <~Hebizuka> G) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [14:56] <~Hebizuka> H) Joe Smooth - Promised Land / Chicago house music, because you believe in world peace and LSD [14:57] <Nanako_> "1980's, definitely. That's where all good music comes from~" (C.) [14:58] <~Hebizuka> Question 6: Your favorite fiction hero would be... [14:58] <~Hebizuka> A) Super Ketsuana, the samurai from the future! [14:58] <~Hebizuka> B) Axe Cop, because he'll CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! [14:58] <~Hebizuka> C) Sir Arthur of Male Volante, knight of the octogonal table! [14:58] <~Hebizuka> D) Jack Howitzer, the Vietnam War Hero of the Exploder movies! [14:58] <~Hebizuka> E) The fireman guy from Rescue Heroes! [14:58] <~Hebizuka> F) Yostuba, the cutest loli in existence! [15:00] <Nanako_> "...Yotsuba? She's the only one I've even heard of..." [15:02] <~Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [15:02] <~Hebizuka> A) Your wife/husband [15:02] <~Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [15:02] <~Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [15:02] <~Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [15:02] <~Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [15:02] <~Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [15:04] <Nanako_> "...Well... if I had someone like a wife or husband in my life... there's no way I could leave them behind..." (A.) [15:05] <~Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [15:05] <~Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [15:05] <~Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [15:05] <~Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [15:05] <~Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [15:05] <~Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [15:05] <~Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [15:07] <Nanako_> "...I don't know too much about the 17th century, but I'd have to go for C~" [15:08] <~Hebizuka> Question 9: What's your kind of dream vehicle? [15:08] <~Hebizuka> A) 1996 Dodge Viper GTS in blue and white stripes [15:08] <~Hebizuka> B) 1968 Pontiac GTO with a custom Dixie paintjob [15:08] <~Hebizuka> C) 1965 Ford Transit ice-cream van with 24 different flavors for sale [15:08] <~Hebizuka> D) Sukhoi SU-35 "Flanker" Soviet fighter jet [15:08] <~Hebizuka> E) 1998 Subaru Impreza WRX STi 22B with a custom paintjob [15:08] <~Hebizuka> F) Vietnam War-era M113 APC [15:08] <~Hebizuka> G) The "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier [15:09] * Nanako_ giggles at the ice cream van... [15:09] <Nanako_> "Ehh... E is probably the closest, so let's go for that~" [15:10] <~Hebizuka> Question 10: Your friends refer to you as… [15:10] <~Hebizuka> A) "The Nerd", because of your collection of anime posters and figurines [15:10] <~Hebizuka> B) "Mr. Fix-it", because you repaired all of their cars at least once [15:10] <~Hebizuka> C) "Chief", because you are a natural leader and they know it [15:10] <~Hebizuka> D) "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once [15:10] <~Hebizuka> E) "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all [15:10] <~Hebizuka> F) "Psycho", because they're not gun people and you are [15:10] <~Hebizuka> G) "Animal Man", because all of their pets befriended you and you have yourself five dogs [15:11] <Nanako_> "C! Although, I'd rather not brag about it..." ^^ [15:11] <~Hebizuka> Question 11: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find… [15:11] <~Hebizuka> A) A mint copy of the book "Hit Man" [15:11] <~Hebizuka> B) The complete "The Godfather" trilogy [15:11] <~Hebizuka> C) A lot of food and a note which says "Donated by the Red Cross" [15:11] <~Hebizuka> D) A cosplay of Donatello, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" [15:11] <~Hebizuka> E) A large wad of cash, in notes of 20 dollars [15:11] <~Hebizuka> F) All of the belongings of that famous member of your family who fought during World War II [15:13] <Nanako_> "...Probably F. Although, it'd be my Master's family..." [15:14] <~Hebizuka> Question 12: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [15:14] <~Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [15:14] <~Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [15:14] <~Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [15:14] <~Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [15:14] <~Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [15:14] <~Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [15:15] <Nanako_> "B!" [15:15] <Nanako_> "It's been too long since I had a party..." [15:15] <~Hebizuka> Question 13: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [15:15] <~Hebizuka> A) Normal missions. Suited to beginners discovering the game. [15:15] <~Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions. Suited to more seasoned players seeking more difficulty. [15:15] <~Hebizuka> C) Contract missions. Suited to players enjoying freer and less-linear missions. [15:16] <Nanako_> "......That's a personality question?" [15:16] <~SU_Tempest> Just answer to it. [15:16] <Nanako_> "I'd better go for A, since I don't have a clue what's going on here..." [15:18] <~Hebizuka> This wraps it up! [15:18] <~Hebizuka> Your test results and your equipment is coming shortly! Thank you for taking the CPT™. [15:20] <Nanako_> "You're quite welcome~" [15:20] <~Hebizuka> *An engineer comes out of the only door in front of you with a letter.* [15:20] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Are you the one known as Nanako? [15:20] <Nanako_> "Sure am~" [15:21] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Here is a letter for you. http://pastebin.com/fzq4ap3B [15:21] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: COME ON IN, BOYS. [15:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Several more engineers enter, carrying a few crates for you.* [15:21] <Nanako_> ...O_O [15:21] <~Hebizuka> You see: [15:21] <~Hebizuka> >Weapons crate [15:21] <~Hebizuka> >Ammunition crate [15:21] <~Hebizuka> >Food crate [15:21] <~Hebizuka> >Meds crate [15:21] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing crate [15:21] <~Hebizuka> >Valuables crate [15:21] <~Hebizuka> >Type-N crate [15:22] <Nanako_> "Uhh..." [15:22] <Nanako_> "Is all this for me? :o" [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: This is all for you, ma'am. Good luck. [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> *All of the engies leave.* [15:22] <Nanako_> :I [15:28] * Nanako_ looks at all the crates. "Someone must have been feeling generous..." [15:28] <Nanako_> > How much does the `RM22SF tactical load-bearing vest` carry? [15:28] <~Hebizuka> Backpack: RM22SF LBE - Can carry up to 35 units of weight + 2 units of ammunition in a dedicated ammo pouch. [15:30] <Nanako_> "Well, first things first..." [15:30] <Nanako_> > Put it on and open the clothing crate. [15:30] <~Hebizuka> Top: Leather jacket [15:30] <~Hebizuka> Body armor: Sukumizu [15:30] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: Cargo pants (plain) [15:30] <~Hebizuka> Footwear: Motorcycle boots [15:32] <Nanako_> > Put on the jacket, pants and boots, and spare the sukumizu in case there's a swimming pool anywhere, for whatever reason... [15:33] <~Hebizuka> Leather jacket - AC: Hardskin. Covers: Upper body, arms. [15:34] <~Hebizuka> Cargo pants - AC: Hardskin. Covers: Lower body, crotch, legs. [15:34] <~Hebizuka> Motorcycle boots - AC: Hardskin. Covers: Feet [15:34] <Nanako_> (What's AC, armor class?) [15:34] <~Hebizuka> (Yep) [15:35] <~Hebizuka> Weight of sukumizu: 3 units [15:35] <~Hebizuka> 3/35 [15:36] <Nanako_> > Check the Weapons crate. [15:36] <~Hebizuka> >Weapons crate [15:36] <~Hebizuka> Class 1 weapon: Daewoo USAS-12 combat shotgun (12 gauge - 10 shells (10 slugs)) [15:36] <~Hebizuka> Handgear: Fingerless gloves [15:38] <Nanako_> > Equip both. [15:38] <~Hebizuka> The fingerless gloves provide Hardskin AC to the hands. [15:38] * Nanako_ notices the gloves look rather reminiscent of not too long ago... [15:40] <Nanako_> > Check the Ammo crate. [15:40] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 12 gauge slugs x20 [15:41] <Nanako_> "Always helps when the ammo fits the weapon~" [15:41] <Nanako_> > Take the ammo. [15:41] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch 0.2/2 [15:41] <Nanako_> > Check the Food crate. [15:42] <~Hebizuka> >Food crate [15:42] <~Hebizuka> Food: Cuttlefish [15:42] <~Hebizuka> Food: Shrimps [15:42] <~Hebizuka> Food: Sole [15:42] <Nanako_> "Fish! It's a good thing it's not Master here in place of me..." [15:42] <Nanako_> > Take all. [15:43] <~Hebizuka> 6/35 [15:44] <Nanako_> > Check the Meds crate. [15:44] <~Hebizuka> >Meds crate [15:44] <~Hebizuka> Condom x2 [15:44] <~Hebizuka> Vial of ADBAC x1 [15:45] <~Hebizuka> *You also find a notice describing the effects of ADBAC.* [15:45] <Nanako_> (I was just about to ask...) [15:45] <~Hebizuka> ADBAC: Impregnation -100% / Potency -50% [15:46] * Nanako_ swallows, and puts them in the backpack hoping she won't need to use them. [15:47] <~Hebizuka> 9/35 [15:47] <Nanako_> > Check the Valuables crate. [15:48] <~Hebizuka> Spinel x1 (Red gem) [15:48] <~Hebizuka> Aquamarine x1 (Sky blue gem) [15:48] <~Hebizuka> Heliodor x1 (Yellow gem) [15:51] <Nanako_> "No white mI crystals... Well, that would be too easy~" [15:51] <Nanako_> > Take all [15:52] <~Hebizuka> 12/35 [15:52] <Nanako_> > Check the Type-N crate, wondering what N stands for... [15:53] <~Hebizuka> Type-N crate: [15:53] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: M1 helmet (AC: Hardskin - Covers: Head) [15:53] <~Hebizuka> Class 1 weapon: Springfield M1 Garand rifle (.30-06 Springfield - 8 rounds) [15:53] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: .30-06 Springfield x80 [15:53] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [15:58] <Nanako_> > Ponder over the weapons, having no idea which is better. [15:58] <Nanako_> > Doesn't think she could take both of them... [16:00] <~Hebizuka> *You already have a Class 1 weapon equipped. Spare the M1 Garand on your LBE?* [16:01] <Nanako_> > Spare the weapon and ammo if there's room. [16:02] <~Hebizuka> M1 Garand weighs 22 units. [16:02] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 1/2 [16:02] <~Hebizuka> Weight: 34/35 [16:03] <Nanako_> "Only just... I'd better try both of these out quickly and then see if I can sell one of them, I guess..." [16:03] <Nanako_> > Put the damn helmet on already, getting too distracted with weapons here. [16:04] <~Hebizuka> *All done.* [16:04] <Nanako_> "Well, I think that's everything from this room..." [16:04] <~Hebizuka> Welcome to MzW, Nanako. !mrooms1 to begin [16:05] <Nanako_> !mrooms1 [16:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] Unique door: 1193 - Roomstyle: 68 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [16:07] <~Hebizuka> *An electrical room. You hear the buzzing of a power generator. There is a desk, with a big red POWER button, and a computer. The screen displays various gauges and meters. You see a blueprint on the floor.* [16:08] <Nanako_> > Examine the blueprint. [16:08] <~Hebizuka> "Level 1, Crowbar, 20 Metal, 0 Wood, 0 Plastic" [16:09] <Nanako_> > Examine the screen, just for interest. [16:09] <~Hebizuka> *It displays various meters about how much power is being distributed, and in how many rooms.* [16:10] * Nanako_ eyes the button but doesn't touch it. "Well, whoever designed this place sure put the power station in a silly place... anyone could mess with it." [16:10] <Nanako_> !mrooms3 [16:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] Left door: 1382 - Front door: 1487 - Right door: 718 - Roomstyle: 56 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [16:11] <Nanako_> > Right door: 718 [16:12] <~Hebizuka> *A library; with many rows of bookshelves, full of books of all kinds and sizes. A librarian is present, wielding a trusty shotgun. You also notice a yousei servant, carrying a broom and sweeping the floor.* [16:14] <Nanako_> > Look over at Patc-- the librarian. [16:14] <~SU_Tempest> >Physical appearance >Weapon >Clothes [16:14] <Nanako_> > Physical appearance [16:14] <~SU_Tempest> !genhuman [16:14] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Human physio code: ] 4 - 5 - 1 - 6 - 2 - 1 - 11 - 7 - 6 - 12 [16:16] <~Hebizuka> *A middle-aged, asian male. He is very tall, slender, is bald (used to have silver hair), has brown eyes, wears a plastic bracelet, and has an unseen bullet wound on the back.* [16:17] <Nanako_> "Hey, uh... what are you doing with that? A library's not exactly the place for a gunfight... is it?" [16:17] <~SU_Tempest> Librarian: Maybe not, but I have to defend the library from hostiles. Sometimes, you have the little buggers, the royal assholes and the plain annoying creatures, and you have to keep them from ripping the books. [16:18] <Nanako_> "And occasionally Marisa?" [16:18] <Nanako_> "Okay, never mind, I was just passing through anyway..." [16:18] <Nanako_> !mrooms3 [16:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] Left door: 192 - Front door: 1065 - Right door: 308 - Roomstyle: 99 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:18] <~SU_Tempest> Librarian: Who's Marisa? [16:19] <Nanako_> "An infamous book thief" [16:19] <Nanako_> > Front door: 1065 [16:19] <~SU_Tempest> Librarian: I'll shoot her if she tries stealing books. [16:20] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [16:20] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 > < Total Score: 5 > [16:21] <~Hebizuka> *A regular room, occupied by a Maze Citizen. That citizen wears a tactical vest full of items, and carries a small object. You notice another creature, a nure-onna, chatting with this citizen.* [16:22] <Nanako_> > Listen in on the conversation... [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: Nuh uh. You used up your last guess. Sorry. [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: Aww; crap. I thought I had it. [16:23] <Nanako_> "Playing a guessing game or something?" [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: Uhuh. I dispense riddles and enigmae. And the winners get a wish from me. [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: I can never beat those riddles... [16:24] <Nanako_> "Ooh! Well, there's no harm trying, right?" [16:24] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: So you're interested? Excellent.~ [16:24] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: They're really hard, so beware. [16:26] <Nanako_> "Well, can I hear the riddle then?" [16:32] <~SU_Tempest> I am nine letters long. I am like shocking. Remove two letters and I'm gazing. Remove a letter and I'm a line or a sequence. Remove a letter and I'm pointy. Remove a letter and I'm a chant. Remove a letter and I may be deadly. Remove a letter, and I'm not out. Remove a letter.. And you've got me. What am I? [16:33] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: Oh and, you've got three guesses, like him. [16:37] <Nanako_> "I think I've almost got it..." [16:39] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: So what is it? [16:40] <Nanako_> "Well I think it's 'staring' from the second bit... But I just can't get those two extra letters T_T" [16:40] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: You really can't? [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: Give it a try at least. [16:41] <Nanako_> "I bet it's something really obvious too." [16:41] <Nanako_> "Oh!" [16:41] <Nanako_> "Startling" [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: Daaaarn. [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: *Claps* Finally someone gets it! [16:42] <Nanako_> "Ehehe~" [16:42] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: I grant you a wish for your effort! [16:42] <Nanako_> "Must have lost my touch when I came to this world..." [16:43] <Nanako_> "As for what to wish for..." [16:43] <Nanako_> "...it might sound silly, but I could really do with a bigger backpack in case there's more things to collect." [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: This isn't silly at all.~ [16:45] <~Hebizuka> *The nure-onna materializes an item out of nowhere, which lands in front of you.* [16:45] <Nanako_> > Examine the item [16:46] <~Hebizuka> MOLLE LBE/Pack combo - Can contain up to 85 units. Has a large ammo pouch (3 units of ammo), a consumables pouch (5 units of consumables), and a spare weapon pouch (up to 5 units). [16:46] <Nanako_> *sparkles in her eyes* Oh, thank you so much! [16:47] <~SU_Tempest> Nure: Courtesy of my Lady.~ Enjoy! [16:47] <Nanako_> > Transfer all her stuff and equip the new backpack. [16:47] <~Hebizuka> *You upgrade to the MOLLE LBE/Pack.* [16:47] <Nanako_> "It was really nice meeting you, but I should be going now~" [16:47] <Nanako_> !mrooms3 [16:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] Left door: 299 - Front door: 990 - Right door: 1016 - Roomstyle: 62 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:48] <Nanako_> > Left door: 299 [16:49] <~Hebizuka> 34/85 [16:49] <~Hebizuka> Ammo 1/3 - Cons 0/5 - Weap 0/5 [16:50] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. A package is on the floor.* [16:51] <Nanako_> > Examine the package. [16:51] <~Hebizuka> A scope for AK-101 [16:51] <Nanako_> > Examine the room... anything else? [16:51] <~Hebizuka> *There is naught else in the room.* [16:52] <Nanako_> "Well, I guess I could sell it... no harm using this extra space!" [16:52] <Nanako_> > Spare the scope. [16:52] <Nanako_> >...if it can be. [16:52] <~Hebizuka> 35/85 [16:53] <Nanako_> !mrooms3 [16:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] Left door: 523 - Front door: 1540 - Right door: 746 - Roomstyle: 172 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [16:53] <Nanako_> > Left door: 523 [16:53] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [16:54] <~Hebizuka> *You land in a vault room. There are three vaults here embedded in the walls, each protected by a keypad. There is someone in the room - a Maze Lieutenant, carrying a semi-automatic rifle, a pistol, two grenades, and is wearing an LBE of some sort.* [16:55] * Nanako_ stands up and rubs her butt... [16:55] <Nanako_> "Since when could I not land on my feet? :(" [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> *The Lieutenant is a bit startled to see you fall from the ceiling like this.* [16:57] * Nanako_ turns to the Lieutenant. "Must be inconvenient having people fall into your vault, eh?" [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: I guess... It's not my vault though. Who're you? [16:58] <~SU_Tempest> *The Lieutenant instinctively gripped his weapon when you fell down, and still is, out of apprehension.* [16:58] <Nanako_> "My name's Nanako~" [16:58] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: Na-... oh. [16:59] <Nanako_> "But I completely forgot what I was doing, so I guess I'm just wondering around for now." [16:59] <~SU_Tempest> *He raises and shoulders his weapon, pointing it at you.* [16:59] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: Make it easy on yourself, and don't move. [16:59] <Nanako_> "So, I'll be on my way, if you don't m... hey, must you point that at me?" [16:59] <~SU_Tempest> *React first?* [17:00] * Nanako_ figures the Lieutenant isn't interested in talking any more. [17:00] <Nanako_> @cover [17:00] <EliasBot> A metallic file case. (50%, Kev-2, STRONG) [17:00] <Nanako_> (2d6, right?) [17:00] <~SU_Tempest> (yes) [17:00] <Nanako_> !mdice 2 6 [17:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [17:00] <~Hebizuka> *You manage to roll behind the metallic file case, but your opponent gets to shoot first* [17:01] <~Hebizuka> *He fires twice at you - or rather your cover.* [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [17:01] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 4 > < Total Score: 7 > [17:02] <~Hebizuka> *The two shots seem extremely powerful; one of them tears a large hole in your file case, while the other litterally punches it away, tearing another hole and sawing it in half. Your cover has been destroyed!* [17:02] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1* [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: Just give up, you don't stand a chance! [17:05] <Nanako_> > Fire three shots at the Lt. [17:05] <Nanako_> !mdice 2 6 [17:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 6 > < Total Score: 7 > [17:06] <~SU_Tempest> (USAS-12 I assume since this is your only firearm - but don't forget specifying.) [17:06] <~Hebizuka> *You send three deadly slugs towards your enemy's chest. They plow through his armor. Blood flies out of the holes you just drilled, as he crashes on his back, never to stand up again.* [17:06] <Nanako_> (Noted) [17:06] <~Hebizuka> Area clear! (2 turns) [17:07] <~Hebizuka> *Several objects on the floor.* [17:07] <Nanako_> "Well at least I got to try out that weapon. Not bad..." [17:08] <Nanako_> > Check the objects. [17:08] <~Hebizuka> >Clothes >Weapons >RM22SF LBE full of items [17:08] <Nanako_> > LBE [17:10] <~Hebizuka> >RM22SF LBE [17:10] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: .30-06 Springfield x8 [17:10] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 9x19mm x19 [17:10] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Purse [17:11] <Nanako_> > Take the .30-06 and any money in the purse. [17:11] <~Hebizuka> 87 P$ in the purse. [17:11] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 87 P$ [17:12] <~Hebizuka> .30-06 Springfield +8 [17:12] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 88 [17:12] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch 1.08/3 [17:12] <Nanako_> > Check the weapons. [17:13] <~Hebizuka> >Weapons [17:13] <~Hebizuka> C1: Springfield M1 Garand semi-auto rifle (.30-06 Springfield - 6/8 rounds) [17:13] <~Hebizuka> C3: CZ-G2000 pistol (9x19mm - 19 rounds) [17:13] <~Hebizuka> C4: MkIIIA2 grenade x2 [17:15] <Nanako_> > Take the grenades and the pistol. Also take the 9x19mm ammo from the LBE. [17:16] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch 1.27/3 [17:18] <Nanako_> > Check the clothes. [17:18] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: SPECTRA helmet [17:18] <~Hebizuka> Top: Military t-shirt (urban camo) [17:18] <~Hebizuka> Body armor: Type-3 Kevlar vest [17:18] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: Military pants (urban camo) [17:18] <~Hebizuka> Footwear: Military boots [17:21] <Nanako_> > Can she equip the vest without removing anything else? [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Yes. Your body armor slot is not occupied. Equip the Kevlar vest?* [17:22] <Nanako_> > Equip it [17:23] <~Hebizuka> Type-3 Kevlar vest - AC: Kevlar-3. Covers: Upper body. [17:24] <Nanako_> !mrooms3 [17:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] Left door: 542 - Front door: 1105 - Right door: 1279 - Roomstyle: 41 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:24] <Nanako_> > Front door: 1105 [17:26] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [17:27] <~Hebizuka> *You land into another library. Straight on a bookshelf, which you utterly destroy! Thankfully there is no irate librarian to do you a shotgun welcome. There is however a strange box on the librarian's desk.* [17:27] * Nanako_ feels the wooden bookshelf scrape her back as she pushes it over backwards and hears a loud CRASH. [17:28] <~Hebizuka> *Thankfully you are not hurt.* [17:28] <Nanako_> "Seriously, another trapdoor?" [17:28] <Nanako_> > Pick up a book at random and look at its cover [17:29] <~Hebizuka> "An Analysis of Harlequins, by (author name scraped)" [17:29] <Nanako_> > Toss it away, get up and examine the strange box. [17:30] <~Hebizuka> *A strange box of meds. It contains meds, with notice helping identifying them. Open?* [17:30] <Nanako_> > Open, and read the notice [17:30] <~Hebizuka> You find inside: [17:31] <~Hebizuka> Bandage x1. Cures ONE wound. [17:31] <~Hebizuka> A vial of Ketamine. Pain -50%, but forgets 1d6 identified items. [17:31] <~Hebizuka> A vial of Sperm serum. Potency +100% / Impregnation +50% [17:31] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [17:32] <Nanako_> ,,, [17:32] <Nanako_> *... [17:32] <Nanako_> > Take the bandage and ketamine... roll eyes at the remaining item. [17:32] <~Hebizuka> Placed in consumables pouch by default. [17:33] <~Hebizuka> Cons. pouch 2/5 [17:33] <Nanako_> > Examine the room for traps... that previous library felt a little suspicious. [17:34] <~Hebizuka> *There is nothing suspicious.* [17:34] <Nanako_> !mrooms3 [17:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] Left door: 504 - Front door: 875 - Right door: 193 - Roomstyle: 80 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:34] <Nanako_> > Right door: 193 [17:36] <~Hebizuka> *A messy washitsu (traditional japanese room). Furniture and belongings here have been damaged or burned. There is one door only in the back. The room is occupied by a Maze Citizen and a kitsune. The citizen is carrying a pistol and a compact shotgun, as well as a handbag.* [17:37] <~Hebizuka> *The Citizen and the kitsune are seen chatting, the kitsune seems worried.* [17:37] <Nanako_> "...What happened here?" [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: The room was attacked earlier. This was the home of this Kitsune here. [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: Why would they do that??! Why would you thrash my room? I didn't do anything wrong! [17:39] <Nanako_> "Oh my... (turns to the kitsune) are you alright?" [17:39] <Nanako_> > Also, examine physical appearance of the kitsune. [17:40] <~SU_Tempest> !genyoukai [17:40] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Youkai physio code: ] 4 - 2 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 2 - 4 [17:40] <~Hebizuka> *An adult, small male kitsune. He has medium-length chestnut hair, green eyes, and silver tails.* [17:41] <~Hebizuka> *He has seven tails, meaning he is at least 600 years old.* [17:41] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: This is ridiculous! I go on about doing my business every day since hundreds of years, and neither I nor my family have ever bothered any humans at all! Why would Soldiers mess with us? [17:42] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: You know what's going on recently? They're even more active, they're seeking activity. As usual it's the youkai who are targeted... But I heard they are searching for someone in particular. [17:42] <Nanako_> "Probably me... one of them tried to kill me earlier, for no reason whatsoever..." [17:43] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: Oh, poor ma'am. One of them attacked you? [17:43] <Nanako_> "Yeah, a Lieutenant..." [17:43] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: Hold on, it probably means nothing. Sometimes the Soldiers attack people at random too... [17:43] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: Wait, how did you deal with this Lieutenant? [17:44] <Nanako_> "Had to use that thing on my back..." [17:45] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: Ouch, you killed him... Hopefully he was alone. [17:45] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: Yesh, be careful... [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: I'm glad you shot him though. Will teach them to mess with people at random! Fucking bastards... always picking on the youkai... [17:47] <Nanako_> "Just don't tell anyone what happened, please~" [17:47] <Nanako_> "Anyway, is there any way I can help you out..?" [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: No, I'm afraid. [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> Kitsune: Yeah, it's just room damage, I'm fine after all.. [17:48] <Nanako_> "Alright then. Good luck tidying up." [17:48] <Nanako_> !mrooms1 [17:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] Unique door: 1305 - Roomstyle: 52 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:48] <Nanako_> > Unique door: 1305 [17:49] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You see a scientist sitting on a metallic crate, looking tired and worried.* [17:51] * Nanako_ keeps a fair distance from the scientist. [17:51] <Nanako_> > Examine physical appearance [17:52] <~Hebizuka> *An aged, caucasian male. He is tall, slender, bald (used to have white hair), has brown eyes, glasses, and a scar across the right arm.* [17:53] <Nanako_> "So uh... what's up with you?" [17:53] * Nanako_ doesn't like scientists very much. [17:53] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: I uh... I need help, please. [17:55] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: I'm being chased by a demon... it started trashing everything in my lab, before it went for me... So uh, I ran away, I've no weapon... Please, can you make it go away? I'm begging you, I will give you everything I've got... [17:57] * Nanako_ signs, telling herself the scientists here are probably not the scientists she used to know and hate. "Well, okay, but think of it as me going demon hunting, okay~?" [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: I'm begging you.. Go through that colored door and follow until you reach my lab, or the demon... [17:57] <~Hebizuka> Mission Start - !mrooms1 to begin [17:59] <Nanako_> !mrooms1 [17:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] Unique door: 912 - Roomstyle: 18 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:59] <Nanako_> > Unique door: 912 [17:59] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a dead body of a creature on the floor.* [18:00] <Nanako_> > Examine dead body carefully... [18:00] <~Hebizuka> A dead wild horse. [18:00] <Nanako_> :I [18:01] <Nanako_> > Suddenly thinking about it, reload the USAS-12 in preparation. [18:02] <~Hebizuka> Daewoo USAS-12: +4 rounds [10+1/10] [18:02] <~Hebizuka> 12 gauge slugs remaining: 16 [18:03] <Nanako_> !mrooms1 [18:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] Unique door: 299 - Roomstyle: 174 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [18:03] <Nanako_> > Unique door: 299 [18:03] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room again. You spot a package on the floor.* [18:04] <Nanako_> > A scope for AK-101, right? [18:04] <Nanako_> > Which I already have? [18:04] <~Hebizuka> Correct [18:04] <Nanako_> ...so is there a second package there or not? [18:04] <~Hebizuka> *Yes there is.* [18:05] <Nanako_> > Take the duplicated scope and watch the lightshow as it and its quantum counterpart annihilate each other [18:05] <Nanako_> > Or however much of that is applicable [18:06] <~Hebizuka> *You simply pick up and place a second AK-101 scope in your backpack.* [18:06] <~Hebizuka> *Silly you.* [18:06] <~Hebizuka> 36/85 [18:06] <Nanako_> > Exa... no, there wouldn't be any traps here, they'd have gotten me the first time. [18:06] <Nanako_> !mrooms1 [18:06] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] Unique door: 319 - Roomstyle: 112 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [18:06] <Nanako_> > Unique door: 319 [18:07] <~Hebizuka> *A library, yet again. Nobody in sight though, and you see another dead body on the floor.* [18:08] <Nanako_> > Examine dead body [18:08] <~Hebizuka> A dead Maze Citizen. [18:08] <~Hebizuka> >Physical appearance >Clothes >Weapons >Handbag with items inside [18:08] <Nanako_> > Clothes [18:11] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing [18:11] <~Hebizuka> Top: T-shirt [18:11] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: Jeans [18:11] <~Hebizuka> Footwear: Regular shoes [18:11] <Nanako_> > Weapons [18:11] <~Hebizuka> >Weapons [18:11] <~Hebizuka> C1: FA-MAS F1 assault rifle (5.56 NATO - 25 rounds) [18:12] <Nanako_> > Handbag [18:12] <~Hebizuka> >Handbag [18:12] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 5.56x45mm NATO x25 [18:12] <~Hebizuka> Food: Smoked seabass [18:12] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Purse [18:12] <Nanako_> > Take the (even more) fish, and any money from the purse [18:13] <~Hebizuka> 140 P$ inside. [18:13] <~Hebizuka> total carried 227 [18:13] <~Hebizuka> Cons. pouch: 3/5 [18:14] <Nanako_> > Ceremoniously bury the body in library books before moving on. What, nobody said there was a time limit [18:14] <Nanako_> !mrooms1 [18:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] Unique door: 848 - Roomstyle: 171 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [18:14] <Nanako_> > Unique door: 848 [18:15] <~Hebizuka> *You magically drop a zillion books on the dead body, and make the letters "R I P" with even more books, before leaving.* [18:15] <Nanako_> (lol) [18:15] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a laboratory, and find yourself facing a tall, red-skinned, winged and arrow-tailed creature... An incubus.* [18:16] <Nanako_> 'Must be the demon I was told about...' (Single quotes are thinking, for me.) [18:17] <Nanako_> > Waste no time, take cover... [18:17] <Nanako_> @cover [18:17] <EliasBot> No cover at all! [18:17] <~SU_Tempest> Incu: Well this is something else... [18:18] <~SU_Tempest> Incu: I wasn't expecting anyone like you yet... [18:18] <Nanako_> "What's that supposed to mean?" [18:19] <~SU_Tempest> Incu: You are not quite the one I am searching for. In any case, unless you have business with me... please move out the way. [18:20] <Nanako_> "Well, I'm demon hunting, and you're a demon" [18:20] <~SU_Tempest> Incu: Oh, you are demon hunting? Fair enough. But what have I done? [18:21] <Nanako_> "Probably raped a thousand poor girls by now" [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> Incu: Please. I do not ~rape~. But if it is trouble you want, then I will gladly deliver. [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> *He wants to fight. React first?* [18:23] <Nanako_> > Hell yes. Three shots from the USAS-12 [18:23] <Nanako_> !mdice 2 6 [18:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Nanako_ ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 5 > < Total Score: 10 > [18:24] <~Hebizuka> *You obliterate the incubus with three deadly slugs in his chest, which send him on the floor. He howls in pain, and as he does, spontaneously catches fire, turning into fine ash.* [18:24] <~Hebizuka> Area clear! (Less than 1 turn) [18:25] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker creaks.* [18:25] <Nanako_> "Oh yeah!" [18:25] <~SU_Tempest> Nice job, Nanako. You are rather good at dealing with problems. [18:25] <~SU_Tempest> Look on the floor, there is a telepad for you. Step on it and you will meet again the scientist. [18:26] <Nanako_> "Why, thank you~" [18:26] <Nanako_> > Step on the telepad [18:27] <~Hebizuka> *You are telepadded back to the scientist.* [18:27] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: How did it go?.. [18:28] <Nanako_> "He won't be bothering you any more" [18:29] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Excellent, oh, thank you. Thank you! [18:29] <~SU_Tempest> *He stands up, off of the crate he was sitting on, then opens it. He invites you to look inside.* [18:29] <Nanako_> > Check the crate [18:30] <~Hebizuka> 2000 P$ [18:30] <Nanako_> > Take the money. No other items in there I assume? [18:31] <~SU_Tempest> *Indeed none.* [18:31] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 2227 P$ [18:31] <~Hebizuka> 38.27/85 [18:31] <Nanako_> "Well, thanks for the payment, money is always good to have~" [18:31] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete [18:31] <~Hebizuka> !mrooms3 to continue [18:31] <~Hebizuka> (unless you wanna checkout) [18:31] <Nanako_> (Yeah, checkout) [18:31] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [18:32] <~Hebizuka> 12 rooms, 2 kills, 0 SEs, 1 Mission, 0 Amulets, 2227 P$, 0 Runs [18:32] <Nanako_> (Also, my playlist was so appropriately timed. It was going through the Sengoku Rance music and just got to the Ending theme two minutes ago.) [18:32] <~Hebizuka> Total score: 48 pts [18:32] <~Hebizuka> Position: 33rd ex-aequo with Saya Hatou and Nieve