Log:Game 25 (Meta, no ontology)

[22:02] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Matthew Kethys. You visited 792 rooms. Next special room at 800. You suffer from no particular condition and 9% Pain. Karin seems fine as well. !mrooms3 to continue [22:03] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [22:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 694 - Front door: 1278 - Right door: 531 - Roomstyle: 107 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [22:03] * %Matthew_Kethys leaves through the front door. [22:04] <~Hebizuka> *A pantry. There's @food on one of the shelves, and a DEF-7 crate on the floor.* [22:04] <%Matthew_Kethys> @food [22:04] <EliasBot> You found a bag of potato chips! 1d35. [22:05] * %Matthew_Kethys will take those chips and hand them to Karin so she can hold a fifth bag. :vv [22:05] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Sure thing, I guess. [22:05] <%Matthew_Kethys> (Karin is pretty much chip-rich.) [22:05] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: I will be a chips dispenser at this rate... [22:06] * %Matthew_Kethys then checks the DEF-7 crate [22:06] <~Hebizuka> Inside: [22:06] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: Dyneema helmet [22:06] <~Hebizuka> Body armor: Light Dyneema vest [22:06] <~Hebizuka> Arms addon: Dyneema arm pads [22:06] <~Hebizuka> Legs addon: Dyneema leg pads [22:07] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Well at least I have a bunch of burgers to go with 'em." [22:07] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Gee. We could open our own fast-food. [22:07] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: And I suck at flipping burgers. [22:07] * %Matthew_Kethys chuckles. [22:07] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [22:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 896 - Front door: 598 - Right door: 1086 - Roomstyle: 123 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [22:07] * %Matthew_Kethys leaves behind the Dyneema treasure trove and heads out through the left door. [22:09] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A DF Soldier with an assault rifle is standing around, whistling a familiar tune.* [22:10] * %Matthew_Kethys casually levels the mod0, going to pop six shots into the Soldier. [22:10] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [22:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 1 > < Total Score: 6 > [22:11] <~SU_Tempest> DF: Earrrgh... [22:11] <~Hebizuka> *He falls on the ground, slowly dying.* [22:11] <~Hebizuka> Room clear! [22:11] <~Hebizuka> Total DF Soldiers killed: 16 [22:11] * %Matthew_Kethys checks his stuff out. [22:11] <~Hebizuka> 241 kills [22:11] <~Hebizuka> >Clothes >Weapon >Inventory (72P LBE) [22:11] <%Matthew_Kethys> >Weapon [22:12] <~Hebizuka> Class 1: Steyr AUG A1 assault rifle (5.56 NATO - 30 rounds) [22:12] * %Matthew_Kethys unloads the Steyr and loads its' ammo into his mod0 [22:12] <~Hebizuka> Colt Mk18 mod0: +30 rounds [65+1/100] [22:12] * %Matthew_Kethys then checks out the LBE [22:12] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: I love how you give no fucks... [22:12] <~Hebizuka> Inside: [22:12] <~Hebizuka> > 5.56x45mm NATO x30 [22:13] <~Hebizuka> > Big purse [22:13] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [22:13] * %Matthew_Kethys takes the ammo and loads it into his mod0 as well. [22:13] <~Hebizuka> Colt Mk18 mod0: +30 rounds [95+1/100] [22:14] * %Matthew_Kethys then examines the purse [22:14] <~Hebizuka> 222 P$ inside [22:14] * %Matthew_Kethys takes it all [22:15] <~Hebizuka> Total carried 2222 P$ [22:15] <~Hebizuka> 102.83/120 [22:15] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Yeah, nothing new, really." [22:15] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [22:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 697 - Front door: 418 - Right door: 901 - Roomstyle: 116 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [22:16] * %Matthew_Kethys then goes to leave through the right door. [22:16] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs and end up in a medieval room. There is a package on the floor.* [22:17] * %Matthew_Kethys examines the package's contents [22:17] <~Hebizuka> A silencer for MP5A3 [22:17] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [22:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 806 - Front door: 120 - Right door: 1112 - Roomstyle: 123 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [22:18] * %Matthew_Kethys just leaves the silencer there, exiting through the right door again [22:18] <~Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. A weapon has been abandoned on the ground...* [22:18] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the weapon [22:19] <~Hebizuka> Class 2: SITES Spectre M4 submachine gun (9x19mm - 50 rounds) [22:20] * %Matthew_Kethys looks to Karin* "Maybe store this thing away for later once you're out of grenades?" [22:20] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Sounds good to me. Doesn't look heavy. [22:20] <~SU_Tempest> *She grabs the Spectre and spares it.* [22:21] <~Hebizuka> Ally 10.02/120 [22:21] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [22:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 21 - Front door: 620 - Right door: 807 - Roomstyle: 91 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [22:22] * %Matthew_Kethys exits out through the left door. [22:24] <~Hebizuka> *An empty pharmacy. There are @meds in the first-aid locker here. There is also someone unfriendly in the room ... A C Hitman with a silenced assault rifle!* [22:24] <%Matthew_Kethys> @cover [22:24] <EliasBot> A wooden crate. (40%, Hardskin, STRONG) [22:24] * %Matthew_Kethys ...doesn't bother with the cover and just goes to ready his chainsaw, revving it up, before he rushes the Hitman, attempting to carve into him! [22:24] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [22:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 3 > < Total Score: 7 > [22:25] <~SU_Tempest> HitC: HeeaAAARRRGGHHH! [22:25] <~Hebizuka> *You manage to gather just enough strength to destroy his guts with the chainsaw. He dies very quickly.* [22:25] <~Hebizuka> Room clear! [22:26] <%Matthew_Kethys> @meds [22:26] <EliasBot> A box of 6 condoms. Each negates Impr. received/Halves Ptcy lost [22:26] <~Hebizuka> 242 kills [22:27] * %Matthew_Kethys doesn't really bother taking the box with him. He has enough as it is. '-' [22:27] * %Matthew_Kethys instead checks out the hitman's rifle. [22:27] <~Hebizuka> Class 1: Colt M4A1 assault rifle (5.56 NATO - 30 rounds - STANAG - Silencer equipped) [22:28] * %Matthew_Kethys unloads the M4A1, using some of its' ammo to reload his mod0 before storing the rest away. [22:29] <~Hebizuka> Colt Mk18 mod0: +5 rounds [100+1/100] [22:29] <~Hebizuka> 5.56x45mm NATO carried: +25 - 1474 [22:29] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [22:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 127 - Front door: 108 - Right door: 635 - Roomstyle: 93 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [22:30] * %Matthew_Kethys then continues on, exiting through the left door again [22:31] <~Hebizuka> *A shrine, occupied by a shrine maiden. You notice a weapon near the donation box.* [22:31] * %Matthew_Kethys examines the weapon. [22:31] <~Hebizuka> Class 5L: Naginata [22:32] * %Matthew_Kethys then goes to pute 150 P$ into the donation box [22:32] <~Hebizuka> 2072 P$ left carried [22:32] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Much thanks for the donation. The Gods will appreciate your gesture. [22:32] * %Matthew_Kethys nods, before walking over to the altar to pray for a moment. [22:32] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [22:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 5 > < Total Score: 6 > [22:32] <~SU_Tempest> +1 score for donation [22:32] <~SU_Tempest> total 7 [22:33] <~SU_Tempest> Thou art on the right way... May your faith and dedication waver not! [22:33] * %Matthew_Kethys nods to himself for a second, before looking door-wards. [22:33] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [22:33] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 653 - Front door: 314 - Right door: 602 - Roomstyle: 152 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [22:33] * %Matthew_Kethys exits through the front door. [23:01] <~Hebizuka> *A military bedroom with only one door. There's food on the ground.* [23:01] * %Matthew_Kethys examines the food. [23:01] <~Hebizuka> A parfait cake [23:01] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms1 [23:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Unique door: 1417 - Roomstyle: 68 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [23:01] * %Matthew_Kethys doesn't pick up the parfait cake, instead opting to head through the one door [23:02] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a hiring bureau. As usual, the cages on the left and the hirer on the right. You notice posters with, immediately noticeable, the words "COMING SOON" on the wall behind the hirer, as well as flavor text you can't read from here.* [23:05] * %Matthew_Kethys walks up to hirer, wanting to make this brief.* "So, what's with the posters behind you?" [23:06] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Oh, we will soon expand our activities, sir. We will be soon be a job finding agency. Citizens and students from all over the Mazes will now use our bureaus to send applications. Anyone may apply for the jobs that will be proposed there. [23:06] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: The service is not active yet, though. [23:07] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: As usual we will also be able to purchase and sell people and creature for use as subordinates or allies as well. [23:08] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Alright. Best of luck with that new venture, then." [23:08] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [23:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 282 - Front door: 1171 - Right door: 1350 - Roomstyle: 150 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [23:08] * %Matthew_Kethys will just head out of the left door now. [23:08] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 805 [23:09] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: A job application service?... That's new. [23:09] <~Hebizuka> *A prison room, occupied by a prisoner bound to the wall there. On the other end of the room is an AMMO-1 crate.* [23:09] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Yeah. Definitely something different, to say the least." [23:09] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the crate's contents [23:10] <~Hebizuka> Inside: [23:10] <~Hebizuka> 9x19mm Parabellum x60 [23:10] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP x60 [23:10] <~Hebizuka> 5.56x45mm NATO x60 [23:10] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [23:11] * %Matthew_Kethys hands Karin the .45 ACP and 9x19 Parabellum rounds [23:11] <~Hebizuka> *She accepts them and spares them for herself.* [23:11] <~Hebizuka> Ally 11.22/120 [23:11] * %Matthew_Kethys then takes the 5.56 NATO for himself [23:12] <~Hebizuka> Total 5.56 NATO carried 1534 [23:13] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [23:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 850 - Front door: 611 - Right door: 1096 - Roomstyle: 113 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:14] * %Matthew_Kethys ignores the prisoner and heads out through the right door [23:16] <~Hebizuka> *A classroom. You see a hakutaku and a yousei working together. You also notice what seems to be a box of explosives in the corner.* [23:16] * %Matthew_Kethys examines the box of explosives [23:17] <~Hebizuka> 83.5mm rocket for SMAW x6 [23:18] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [23:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1018 - Front door: 911 - Right door: 357 - Roomstyle: 176 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:18] * %Matthew_Kethys closes the box up, not interested in the rockets, as he leaves through the front door. [23:19] <~Hebizuka> *A vault room. There's a Maze Guard here reading a newspaper. You also notice a blueprint on the ground...* [23:20] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [23:20] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 3 > < Rolls: 1 > < Total Score: 1 > [23:20] <~Hebizuka> *The Guard seems to have a battle rifle.* [23:20] * %Matthew_Kethys goes to examine the blue print. [23:20] <~Hebizuka> "Level 3, GIMM, 2x C4 charges + 1x detonator + 1x broken PSP + 40 Metal" [23:21] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Hmm, now that's rather interesting. [23:21] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: There's enough to make something like a guided missile with that thing... [23:22] * %Matthew_Kethys looks at the blueprint for a second, before looking to the Guard* "Hey, this belong to anyone?" [23:22] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Nah. Not that I know of. Y'can keep it if you want. [23:23] * %Matthew_Kethys nods, deciding to pocket the blueprint. Defintely an interesting thing to look at, to say the least. [23:23] <~Hebizuka> 103.18/120 [23:24] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Anyways... there anyone we should be on the lookout for?" [23:26] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: What do you mean? [23:26] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Escaped prisoners, nasty criminal types on the loose, that sort of thing." [23:27] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Aside from the big scare going on with Soldiers, I don't know. But whatever they have a beef with, it's none of our concern. We've been explicitly told not to interfere with military matters and keep it strictly to law enforcement. [23:28] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Even if you happened to be the one who murdered Colonel Wight, I wouldn't give a crap, just don't try murdering our sergeants or chiefs... or anyone of the personnel, mkay? [23:28] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin grins.* [23:29] * %Matthew_Kethys nods, while trying to restrain a smile.* "Understood, sir." [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: If you need help with anything, just ask me or one of us. We're here for that. [23:29] * %Matthew_Kethys nods* "Gotcha. In any case, have a nice day." [23:30] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [23:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1061 - Front door: 591 - Right door: 645 - Roomstyle: 132 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:30] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Same for you. [23:30] * %Matthew_Kethys nods, waving goodbye to the Guard as he leaves through the left door. [23:40] <~Hebizuka> *A scullery, occupied by a butler brooming around. He seems to be chatting with a Maze Captain, equipped with an assault rifle, a revolver, two grenades and a knife.* [23:41] * %Matthew_Kethys will just try and slip by them. No need to draw any unneeded attention... [23:41] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [23:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 1 > < Total Score: 5 > [23:41] <~SU_Tempest> MzCpt: ...oh shit. It's the assholes who shot the boss! [23:42] <~SU_Tempest> *He points his weapon at you. Seeing you failed to pass unnoticed, it's his turn!* [23:42] <~Hebizuka> *He fires five times at you.* [23:42] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [23:42] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right knee [23:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 2 > < Total Score: 3 > [23:43] <~Hebizuka> *Bullets fly and graze your right leg but none hit.* [23:43] <~SU_Tempest> Butler: Aaack! No shooting please! No! *He crouches in fear.* [23:43] * %Matthew_Kethys casually revs up his chainsaw, and proceeds to try and cleave into the Captain. [23:43] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 6 > < Total Score: 10 > [23:43] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Well, you said 'no shooting'!" [23:44] <~Hebizuka> *You cut the Captain in half, destroying his upper body and part of his clothes..* [23:44] <~Hebizuka> Room safe! [23:44] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the Captain's assault rifle [23:44] <~Hebizuka> Class 1: Kalashnikov AK-12(74) assault rifle (5.45x39mm - 24+1/30 rounds - AK-74 family) [23:45] * %Matthew_Kethys then checks the grenades and revolver. [23:45] <~Hebizuka> Class 4: M84 Flashbang x2 [23:45] * %Matthew_Kethys hands Karin the Flashbangs. [23:45] <~Hebizuka> Class 3: Manurhin MR73 revolver (.357 Magnum - 6 rounds) [23:45] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Thanks. [23:45] * %Matthew_Kethys nods. [23:46] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms1 [23:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Unique door: 223 - Roomstyle: 100 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:46] * %Matthew_Kethys ...checks the Captain's inventory before he leaves, first. [23:46] <~Hebizuka> >Clothes >Weapons (checked) >Inventory (PLCE Backpack/LBE) [23:47] <%Matthew_Kethys> >Inventory (PLCE Backpack/LBE) [23:47] <~Hebizuka> Inside: [23:47] <~Hebizuka> > 5.45x39mm x30 [23:47] <~Hebizuka> > .357 Magnum x6 [23:47] <~Hebizuka> > Big purse [23:48] <~Hebizuka> No, just regular Purse* [23:48] * %Matthew_Kethys just leaves all that behind before leaving through the door. He's... prolly' scared the crap out of the butler enough as it is. [23:49] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a room with the teleporting keypad. Enter a room number.* [23:50] <~Hebizuka> the maximum is 1540 [23:50] <%Matthew_Kethys> >1213 [23:51] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [23:51] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 > < Total Score: 5 > [23:51] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded to...* [23:51] <~Hebizuka> *...a messy, featureless room with loads of blood splatters, some dried, others more recent. You spot a box of explosives.* [23:51] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the explosives box [23:52] <~Hebizuka> 85mm RPGs x6 - for RPG-7 [23:52] * %Matthew_Kethys shakes his head. [23:52] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [23:52] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1488 - Front door: 344 - Right door: 665 - Roomstyle: 5 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [23:52] * %Matthew_Kethys then leaves through the right door. [23:53] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 808 [23:53] <%Matthew_Kethys> ('k) [23:54] <~Hebizuka> *A mess hall, where a Maze Soldier with a submachine gun is seen eating some sort of steak. Another Maze Soldier can be seen pacing around with an assault rifle. The one eating seems relaxed, while the other one, worried.* [23:54] <%Matthew_Kethys> @cover [23:54] <EliasBot> A pile of sandbags. (50%, Kev-2, SUPER STRONG) [23:55] * %Matthew_Kethys goes to slip behind the bagpile [23:55] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [23:55] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 1 > < Total Score: 3 > [23:55] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: Hey, fatso! Stop eating and turn around, Wight's murderers behind the bags! [23:55] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: *He spits his steak.* WHAT [23:57] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: Motherfucker! That was my favorite steak [23:57] <~SU_Tempest> *The soldier with the rifle fires a three-round burst towards you.* [23:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 2 > < Total Score: 5 > [23:57] <~Hebizuka> *Bullet whizz above the sandbags, and above you.* [23:58] * %Matthew_Kethys levels his mod0, going to respond to the rifle soldier by firing five rounds at him [23:58] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [23:58] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [23:58] <~Hebizuka> *You fail to hit, your shots are too much to the right.* [23:59] <~Hebizuka> *You force the rifle guy to kneel... and the SMG soldier is trying to swallow quickly the rest of his meal.* [23:59] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin gets her Mark 23 out, and runs towards the eating soldier to try and lock him gun on the temple!* [23:59] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:59] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 6 > < Total Score: 9 > [23:59] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: GET YOUR GUN DOWN OR I BLOW HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF! [00:00] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: What the fffucckkk??! [00:00] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Who the fuck eats in the middle of a gunfight!?" [00:00] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: HE does! This fucker who passes off as my fucking teammate spends his fucking days EATING. [00:00] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: NOT TRUE [00:00] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: Right! When you don't eat, YOU SLEEP, you useless piece of shit. [00:01] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Don't do anything funny! Put your gun down or I shoot him! [00:01] <%Matthew_Kethys> "How have you managed to put up with him without trying to pop him one, jeeze." [00:01] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: Actually, how about you kill him, and if you do me that GREAT FAVOR, I'll walk away and pretend I didn't see you. Please. Save me. [00:01] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...Sure." [00:01] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: STOP MESSING AROUND, JACK!! I'm your friend, goddamnit?! [00:02] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: My friend? You stole my rations, you ate all the parfaits, and you're getting extra kangaroo meat on money you borrowed from ME. [00:02] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: You should be grateful I'm not the one who gets to kill YOU. [00:02] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: Pop him, I'm out. [00:02] <~SU_Tempest> *He walks away.* [00:02] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Yeah, gotcha." [00:02] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Well, we have a funny hostage... What do we do. You wanna cut him or something? [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: Hurrghhkk! Harrhkk! LET ME GO FUCK! [00:03] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Eh. You can blow his brains out. I don't really care." [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: *Glubshrug okay.* [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:03] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 2 > < Total Score: 8 > [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin splatters fatso brains out.* [00:03] <%Matthew_Kethys> (Well, that was comically horky.) [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> Room clear! [00:03] * %Matthew_Kethys checks the fatty's inventory. [00:04] <~Hebizuka> >Clothes >Weapon >Inventory (72P LBE) [00:04] <%Matthew_Kethys> >72P LBE [00:04] <~Hebizuka> Inside: [00:04] <~Hebizuka> > 9x19mm Parabellum x32 [00:04] <~Hebizuka> > Purse [00:05] * %Matthew_Kethys takes out the Parabellum and hands them to Karin [00:05] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Aye, hand me his gun too. I'll take the ammo. [00:05] * %Matthew_Kethys nods, handing Karin the fatso's gun. ...Whatever it was [00:05] <~Hebizuka> Class 2: Ruger MP9 submachine gun (9x19mm - 32 rounds) [00:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin grabs 64 rounds of 9x19mm, and spares them.* [00:06] <~Hebizuka> Ally 11.86/120 [00:06] <%Matthew_Kethys> (How many rounds of 9x19mm does she have now?) [00:06] <~SU_Tempest> Total 9x19mm carried by ally: 124 [00:07] <%Matthew_Kethys> ('k) [00:07] <%Matthew_Kethys> (Anyways, how many doors?) [00:07] <~SU_Tempest> (Three.) [00:07] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [00:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 752 - Front door: 873 - Right door: 546 - Roomstyle: 165 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:07] * %Matthew_Kethys exits through the front door [00:09] <~Hebizuka> *You are beginning to feel hungry. You enter a bar, occupied by the usual bartender, a scientist and what appears to be a martial artist. There is also only one door. On the floor is clothing.* [00:09] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the article of clothing. [00:10] <~Hebizuka> Footwear: Hiking shoes [00:11] * %Matthew_Kethys then goes to talk to the bartender* "So, what do you have to offer?" [00:11] <~Hebizuka> ==Bartender's menu== [00:11] <~Hebizuka> Cup of cappucino - 4d2 +1, Strength+10% for 4 turns - 100 P$ [00:11] <~Hebizuka> Tequila Sunrise - 3d3 +3, Inebriation +4d6 - 170 P$ - Recipe: Tequila, orange juice, grenadine syrup, ice, orange garnish [00:11] <~Hebizuka> Bloody shotgun - 3d4 +5, Inebriation +5d6 - 250 P$ - Recipe: Vodka, tomato juice, lemon juice, tabasco, worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, ice [00:11] <~Hebizuka> Oni Buster - 4d4 +3, Inebriation +6d6 - 330 P$ - Recipe: Vodka, Sake, tomato juice, lemon juice, soy sauce, tabasco sauce, cracked ice [00:11] <~Hebizuka> Colonel Wight - 4d4 +4, Inebriation +8d6 - 450 P$ - Recipe: Vodka, Tequila, Gin, Lemon juice, Cola, ice, mixed and stirred [00:11] <~Hebizuka> Fifty BMG - 4d4 +5, Inebriation +10d6 - 520 P$ - Recipe: Gin, lemon juice, absinthe, ice [00:11] <~Hebizuka> Four Horsemen - 4d4 +6, Inebriation +14d6 - 600 P$ - Recipe: Bourbon whiskey, Tennessee whiskey, Scotch whiskey, Irish whiskey [00:13] <%Matthew_Kethys> "I'll just have a cup of cappucino, please." [00:13] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Bloody Shotgun for me. [00:13] <~SU_Tempest> Bartender: Sure thing. That'll be 350. [00:13] * %Matthew_Kethys nods, handing the Bartender 350 P$ [00:14] <~Hebizuka> 1722 P$ left carried. [00:14] <~Hebizuka> *The bartender quickly hands you your cup, and Karin her glass.* [00:15] * %Matthew_Kethys nods to the bartender in thanks, before drinking his cup. [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 2 +1 [00:15] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 4 d 2 > < Rolls: 1 2 2 1 > < Total Score: 6 > [00:16] <~SU_Tempest> +1, so 7 [00:16] <~SU_Tempest> Hunger fell to 33% [00:16] <%Matthew_Kethys> "That was quite good, thank you." [00:16] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Strength +10% [00:16] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: *Slowly sips her glass...slowly going to down it in once.* [00:16] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Ahhh. I haven't had a nice drink like that one in a while. [00:17] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 3 +3 [00:17] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 3 d 3 > < Rolls: 2 1 2 > < Total Score: 5 > [00:17] <~SU_Tempest> so 8 [00:17] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 5 6 [00:17] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 5 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 5 1 5 3 > < Total Score: 17 > [00:17] <~SU_Tempest> +17% Inebriation for Ally [00:18] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms1 [00:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Unique door: 354 - Roomstyle: 187 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:18] * %Matthew_Kethys gets up and... heads for the door out. [00:20] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. I am waiting for you.* [00:21] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Ah. It's you again. Hope the mass-clearing of the ranks didn't mess anything up too badly." [00:21] * %Matthew_Kethys chuckles [00:22] <~Hebizuka> Laugh all you want. I actually have a final challenge for you... But it's up to you if you want it. [00:23] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Alright. What is it, exactly?" [00:23] <~Hebizuka> A series of fights, and in the end, a very valuable reward. And if you pass that, you will have guaranteed Amulets in a short amount of time. [00:24] <%Matthew_Kethys> "I see, I see. Sounds like an interesting prospect." [00:24] <~Hebizuka> It's optional. If you refuse now, I'll see you again in forty rooms. [00:25] <~Hebizuka> But just so you know, it won't be easy. Far from it. Not that I believe you're anywhere near -afraid- of that... [00:25] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Mm... May as well go for it." [00:25] <~Hebizuka> You sure? [00:25] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Yeah, I'm sure." [00:25] * ~Hebizuka grins. [00:25] <~Hebizuka> Very well. [00:25] <~Hebizuka> Mission Start [00:25] <~Hebizuka> Pass this black door over there. If you think you're ready. [00:26] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Alright." [00:26] <~Hebizuka> Make all the adjustments you need before passing it. [00:26] <~Hebizuka> Good luck, Matthew. You'll need it! [00:26] * ~Hebizuka disappears [00:26] * %Matthew_Kethys nods, then looks to Karin.* "The chips, please. Might be a good idea to get a meal in before we go in for the long haul." [00:27] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin hands you two bags.* [00:28] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: That should do it if we're in for a long trip. [00:28] * %Matthew_Kethys opens up one of the bags and gets to eating.* [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 35 [00:29] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 35 > < Rolls: 28 > < Total Score: 28 > [00:30] <~SU_Tempest> Hunger fell to 6% [00:30] * %Matthew_Kethys gives a nod of approval before going to eat the second back* "You should probably eat up as well." [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Not a bad idea. [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> *She grabs it and eats.* [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 35 [00:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 35 > < Rolls: 16 > < Total Score: 16 > [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> Ally Hunger fell to 9% [00:31] * %Matthew_Kethys then eats his second bag, that comment out of the way. [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 35 [00:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 35 > < Rolls: 25 > < Total Score: 25 > [00:32] <~SU_Tempest> Hunger fell to -19% [00:32] <~Hebizuka> Ally 8.86/120 [00:32] * %Matthew_Kethys then heads through the black door, feeling ready [00:32] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms1 [00:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Unique door: 483 - Roomstyle: 176 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [00:33] <~Hebizuka> *You meet with your first enemy, a giant crab!* [00:34] * %Matthew_Kethys looks the crab over, discerning its' features [00:35] <~Hebizuka> *The giant crab's body parts are an abdomen, with an armored back, a pair of armored pincers, 2 eyes, 8 legs, and an underbelly protected by the pincers and back. It has a lowered, front down rear up position which protects and hides the underbelly, rendering it unattainable by direct, conventional hits.* [00:36] * %Matthew_Kethys goes to try and blind the crab by attempting to shoot out its' eyes with four shots from the mod0 [00:36] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [00:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 2 > < Total Score: 8 > [00:38] <~Hebizuka> *Your shots destroy one of the crab's eyes.* [00:39] <~Hebizuka> *The shots are so intensively painful that said eye becomes a true blood fountain... which ends up killing the Giant crab.* [00:39] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: So much for a threat. [00:39] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...Well. I was going to try and blind it so it'd flail around wildly, leaving itself exposed, but..." [00:39] <~Hebizuka> Room clear! [00:39] <%Matthew_Kethys> "That works just as well." [00:40] <~Hebizuka> 245 kills [00:40] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms1 [00:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Unique door: 1184 - Roomstyle: 91 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:40] * %Matthew_Kethys exits through the door, moving past the crab corpse. [00:41] <~Hebizuka> HEV: Effects of Cappucino ended. Strength fell to 200% [00:41] <~Hebizuka> *You see a reborn version of the Man-Ape!* [00:42] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...Are you fucking serious." [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> *The retarded gorilla walks three steps forwards, then backwards, then forwards, then backwards again, before realizing your presence.* [00:43] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: ...sorry for the swearing but... the fuck? [00:43] * %Matthew_Kethys just... he just levels his mod0 before going to shoot the fucking gorilla in the head like 10 times. [00:43] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [00:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 1 > < Total Score: 6 > [00:43] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Don't ask." [00:43] <~Hebizuka> *Decatuple headshot!* [00:43] <%Matthew_Kethys> "It's a headache I don't care to live through is all I'm saying." [00:43] <%Matthew_Kethys> *live through again [00:43] <~Hebizuka> *The Man-Ape displays impressive resistance, but ultimately succumbs to the 725% Pain attack.* [00:44] <~Hebizuka> Room clear! [00:44] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: ...What the fuck was that. [00:44] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: That was the most retarded gorilla I've ever seen. *Shudder* I hope he's not the missing link. [00:44] <%Matthew_Kethys> "It's what happens when you let a hack of a mad scientist attempt to make a horrible monster." [00:44] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms1 [00:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Unique door: 1522 - Roomstyle: 43 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:45] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Sigh. What would my maddest colleagues NOT do... [00:45] * %Matthew_Kethys Grumbles* "Seriously, damn thing should've stayed in the grave with Sibrom or whatever his name was." *He then exits through the door* [00:46] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Doctor Sibröm? Really? Hahaha! He's a JOKE. [00:46] <%Matthew_Kethys> "No, really?" [00:47] <~Hebizuka> *You enter another room which seems to serve as a dragon den. You notice hay, bloodied piles of bones that used to hold meat on them... and - your best friend - an Aer Dragon standing there.* [00:48] <%Matthew_Kethys> "..." [00:48] <%Matthew_Kethys> @cover [00:48] <EliasBot> A block of concrete. (100%, Kev-4) [00:48] * %Matthew_Kethys goes to hide behind the block of concrete [00:48] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [00:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 4 > < Total Score: 10 > [00:48] <~Hebizuka> *You and Karin make it behind the block of concrete unnoticed.* [00:51] * %Matthew_Kethys aims his mod0 at the Aer Dragon, before opening fire on it with a 15-round volley [00:51] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [00:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 3 > < Total Score: 4 > [00:51] <~Hebizuka> *You manage somehow to miss the massive dragon.* [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: No, that's not how it's done! [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin pulls her M60, and fires a fifteen-round volley at the Aer Dragon.* [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 26 [00:52] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] Please use !Mdice 2 6 to roll 2d6 dice. [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:52] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 2 > < Total Score: 5 > [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> *She misses too.* [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: ...Well that's not how it's done EITHER. [00:53] <~Hebizuka> *The Aer Dragon does a gesture that approximately means "LOL", before going to shoot an airblast at your block of concrete.* [00:53] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:53] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 5 > < Total Score: 9 > [00:53] <~Hebizuka> *The Aer Dragon's attack manages to rip off a chunk of the block, but it still stands, mostly* [00:54] * %Matthew_Kethys glances to Karin* "Want to try again?" [00:55] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Nah. You first. [00:56] * %Matthew_Kethys nods, before leveling the Pecheneg to bear ath the dragon, going to try and rip it open with a ten-shot burst [00:56] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [00:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 5 > < Total Score: 7 > [00:56] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: THERE we go. [00:56] <~Hebizuka> *You tear through and rip the dragon in pieces. It falls on the ground.* [00:57] <~Hebizuka> *But something is up...* [00:57] <%Matthew_Kethys> (:?) [00:57] <~Hebizuka> *Litterally, even. A huge trapdoor opens in the ceiling and spits out a Knucker.* [00:57] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Oh you've gotta be kidding me. [00:57] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...Welp" [00:58] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: *Levels her M60.* Eat lead. [00:58] <~SU_Tempest> *She fires 10 rounds at the dragon.* [00:58] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:58] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 4 > < Total Score: 6 > [00:58] <~Hebizuka> *She barely manages to hit all ten times.* [00:58] <~Hebizuka> *And it's a kill!* [00:59] <~Hebizuka> *Another dragon falls from the ceiling. It's a Wyvern!* [00:59] <~Hebizuka> *This one has time to attack, and spits a fireblast at you!* [00:59] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:59] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 4 > < Total Score: 6 > [00:59] <~Hebizuka> *Another big chunk of the block of concrete is taken away... and is set on fire.* [01:00] <~Hebizuka> *It is now your turn.* [01:00] * %Matthew_Kethys goes to unload 15 rounds from his mod0 at the Wyvern [01:00] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [01:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 1 > < Total Score: 7 > [01:00] <~Hebizuka> *The dragon fails to resist to your shots, and dies promptly.* [01:00] <~Hebizuka> Room clear! [01:01] <~Hebizuka> 249 kills [01:01] * %Matthew_Kethys goes to reload his mod0* "Guess it's going to be a 'Greatest Hits' kill tour." :| [01:02] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Don't make me sing, I suck at singing. [01:02] * %Matthew_Kethys laughs* "Don't worry, I'm terrible at it as well." [01:02] * %Matthew_Kethys then goes back to reloading his mod0 [01:03] <~Hebizuka> Colt Mk18 mod0: +54 rounds [100+1/100] [01:03] <~Hebizuka> 5.56 NATO left: 1480 [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Just how many more of those do you have? [01:04] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Let's see..." [01:04] <%Matthew_Kethys> "100 rounds in the mod0 itself, 1 round chambered, and 1480 rounds on reserve... a total of 1581 rounds." [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: ...you know that they supply military armories with boxes of 1000 that are supposedly as large and wide as your backpack, right? [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Of course that's counting all the packaging inside but... [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Are you carrying enough ammo to fill an armory and a half?! [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: PLUS your other stuff?! [01:06] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Yes." [01:06] * %Matthew_Kethys says this in the most casual manner possible. [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: By the Gods, and I'm not even a follower of the faith! [01:07] * %Matthew_Kethys chuckles. [01:07] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms1 [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Unique door: 1203 - Roomstyle: 10 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [01:08] * %Matthew_Kethys gets up and out of the burnning wreck that was his cover and leaves through the door [01:09] <~Hebizuka> *You fall through a trapdoor, that feels much longer than it should!* [01:09] <~Hebizuka> *A flash blinds you for a while. You feel much lighter!* [01:09] <~Hebizuka> *When you can see again, you notice you're in an outside area, daytime forest. You've been stripped of all weapons and your backpack! You do see however two weapons and a note on the ground.. and Karin is nowhere to be seen.* [01:10] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the weapons and note. [01:10] <~Hebizuka> Class 1: SVD Dragunov sniper rifle (7.62x54mm R - 10 rounds) [01:10] <~Hebizuka> Class 5S: KA-BAR knife [01:10] <~Hebizuka> Note: [01:11] <~Hebizuka> "I thought that making things a little harder would be nice. Here's a sniper rifle and a knife. You've got an opponent on the far end of this forest... He wants a true sniper's duel. Honor his request... Oh and, if you run out of ammo, that's what the knife is for.* [01:11] <~Hebizuka> Signed: Hebizuka [01:12] <~Hebizuka> You will fail your shots if you score 9 or lower. [01:12] <~Hebizuka> However due to your increased accuracy, this score is lowered to 8 or lower. [01:12] <~Hebizuka> (Your enemy still has FT 3-9.) [01:13] <%Matthew_Kethys> (Okay, so I have the leg up on 'im. Cool.) [01:13] * %Matthew_Kethys quickly sheaths the knife and grabs the Dragunov, taking it into his hands as he looks for his opponent. [01:14] <~Hebizuka> *You spot a silhouette in your scope.* [01:14] * %Matthew_Kethys carefully aims at the silhouette, making sure he has it in his sights, before going to open fire. [01:15] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [01:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 5 > < Total Score: 7 > [01:15] <~Hebizuka> *Your bullet grazes him, but fails to hit.* [01:15] <~Hebizuka> *He replies with a shot.* [01:15] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:15] <EliasBot> [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:15] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 1 > < Total Score: 6 > [01:15] <~Hebizuka> *Whizz! No hit.* [01:16] * %Matthew_Kethys re-adjusts his aim before firing again [01:16] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [01:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 6 > < Total Score: 7 > [01:16] <~Hebizuka> *Again, grazed but no cookie.* [01:17] <~Hebizuka> *Your enemy replies.* [01:17] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [01:17] <EliasBot> [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [01:17] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:17] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 3 > < Total Score: 9 > [01:17] <~Hebizuka> *A bullet passes right by your right hip. Too close for comfort, but not a hit.* [01:17] * %Matthew_Kethys 's eyes widen for a split second, before responding again [01:17] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [01:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 6 > < Total Score: 9 > [01:18] <~Hebizuka> Hit! [01:18] <~Hebizuka> *You hear a gasp of pain from far ahead.* [01:18] <~Hebizuka> *You nailed him in the chest, but he will need another hit to go down.* [01:18] <%Matthew_Kethys> "One more..." [01:18] <~Hebizuka> *He replies.* [01:18] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:18] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right leg [01:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 4 > < Total Score: 10 > [01:18] <~Hebizuka> Hit! [01:19] <~Hebizuka> +10% Pain [01:19] * %Matthew_Kethys winces before responding in kind [01:19] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [01:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 5 > < Total Score: 10 > [01:19] <~Hebizuka> Hit! [01:19] <~Hebizuka> *The sniper falls down.* [01:19] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Got 'im." [01:19] <~Hebizuka> Area clear!* [01:19] <~Hebizuka> *A single door appears beside you.* [01:20] * %Matthew_Kethys goes to exit through the door [01:20] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms1 [01:20] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Unique door: 622 - Roomstyle: 35 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [01:20] <~Hebizuka> *You get back your weapons, backpack, and Karin!* [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: What the heck happened? I felt like I was forced to sleep... [01:21] <%Matthew_Kethys> "I had to take part in a sniper's duel." [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: That sneaky snake... [01:22] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Got me once, but I tore him open pretty quickly." [01:22] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There's an object on the ground...* [01:22] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the object [01:22] <~Hebizuka> A mobile phone..? [01:22] <~Hebizuka> *It suddenly begins ringing.* [01:22] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...Oh, you've gotta be fucking kidding me." [01:22] <%Matthew_Kethys> @cover [01:22] <EliasBot> A wooden barrel. (40%, Hardskin) [01:22] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: What? What's going on? [01:23] * %Matthew_Kethys takes the phone and goes to for cover behind the barrel. :T* "Just get behind the barrel." [01:23] <~SU_Tempest> *She runs behind.* [01:23] <~SU_Tempest> (Roll 2d6.) [01:23] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [01:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 1 > < Total Score: 6 > [01:24] <~Hebizuka> *A Hitman A with a silenced M9 kicks the door and enters, gun pointed ahead, but finds nobody... just the barrel.* [01:24] <~SU_Tempest> HitA: ...? [01:24] * %Matthew_Kethys pops out of the barrel for a split second, going to try and shoot up the Hitman with 7 rounds from his mod0! [01:24] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [01:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 3 > < Total Score: 9 > [01:24] <%Matthew_Kethys> (Six or so hitmen if I remember right...) [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *The hitman is transformed into swiss cheese!* [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *A Hitwoman A with a silenced Glock 31 enters! She sees her dead colleague, and understands you're behind the barrel. Karin however, is faster, and manages to get up, her 6G30 grenade launcher in hand.** [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: You've just been erased. *Fires a grenade* [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 6 > < Total Score: 10 > [01:26] <~Hebizuka> Close-hit! [01:27] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:27] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left elbow [01:27] <~Hebizuka> *The blast rips off the Hitwoman's left arm!* [01:27] <~Hebizuka> *She yells with all her strength, crumbling on the floor, her hand clenched desperately to her Glock.* [01:27] <~Hebizuka> *In desperation, she fires five shots in your general direction.* [01:28] <~Hebizuka> *This crippling disadvantage makes her dramatically less accurate!* [01:28] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:28] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 2 > < Total Score: 8 > [01:28] <~Hebizuka> (Her FT is +2 because of the severed arm, which makes it 7. At 8, she hits.) [01:28] <%Matthew_Kethys> (Damn.) [01:29] <~Hebizuka> *The first shot shatters in two your barrel, destroying your only cover. The other four hit you in the chest.* [01:29] <~Hebizuka> +6% Pain [01:29] <~Hebizuka> total 10% [01:30] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Come on, Matt! Finish her! [01:30] * %Matthew_Kethys responds to the hitwoman's attack by attempting to shoot her twice with the mod0 [01:30] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [01:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 6 > < Total Score: 8 > [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *You put her down, nice and clean.* [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *A Hitman B barges in with a silenced UZI.* [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Hey! Dipshit! Defuse that! [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> *She fires a grenade.* [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 5 > < Total Score: 9 > [01:31] <%Matthew_Kethys> (Oh man!) [01:31] <~Hebizuka> Close-hit! [01:33] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:33] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [01:34] <~Hebizuka> *The explosion manages to tear the hitman in two, the cutting point being his stomach.* [01:34] <~Hebizuka> *He dies immediately, body destroyed by the blast.* [01:44] <~Hebizuka> *A Hitwoman B enters, with a silenced MP7A1.* [01:45] <~Hebizuka> *She immediately points her weapon at Karin, firing four shots.* [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:45] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 3 > < Total Score: 6 > [01:45] <~Hebizuka> Ally Pain +32% [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Ack! [01:46] * %Matthew_Kethys responds by opening fire on the Hitwoman with ten rounds from his mod0! [01:46] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [01:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 3 > < Total Score: 5 > [01:46] <~Hebizuka> *You barely manage to hit your target, filling her with said bullets.* [01:46] <~Hebizuka> *A Hitman C enters, with a silenced M4A1!* [01:47] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Hell no. You die. *She levels her M60 at him and fires ten shots.* [01:47] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:47] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 1 > < Total Score: 2 > [01:47] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin's M60 suffers from feeding failure. She must reload, or use another weapon next turn.* [01:47] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: FUCK. [01:47] <~Hebizuka> *The hitman points his M4A1 at you and unloads six shots.* [01:48] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:48] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [01:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 1 > < Total Score: 2 > [01:48] <~SU_Tempest> HitC: ... [01:48] <~Hebizuka> *He stovepipes.* [01:48] * %Matthew_Kethys opens fire on the Hitman with a ten-round barrage from his mod0 as well! [01:48] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [01:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 3 > < Total Score: 8 > [01:49] <~Hebizuka> *You fill him with shots as well.* [01:49] <~Hebizuka> *A Hitwoman C appears with a silenced SG552.* [01:50] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin quickly pulls her Mark 23 and fires four shots at him.* [01:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 2 > < Total Score: 3 > [01:50] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: God fucking... [01:51] <~Hebizuka> *She misses all four shots. Her opponent points her SG552 at you, and fires four shots.* [01:51] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:51] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 2 > < Total Score: 3 > [01:51] <~Hebizuka> *...And fails to hit you.* [01:51] * %Matthew_Kethys ... just continues his pattern, going to open fire on the last Hitwoman with ten mod0 shots as well. '-' [01:51] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [01:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 6 > < Total Score: 7 > [01:52] <~Hebizuka> *And she too, and she is the last one, dies.* [01:52] <~Hebizuka> Area clear! [01:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Karin removes her ammo belt, and correctly feeds it back to her weapon.* [01:54] * %Matthew_Kethys tosses Karin a Vitamin [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> *She takes it and swallows it.* [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> Ally HEV: Pain, Hunger, Inebriation -10%. [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [01:55] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 > < Total Score: 1 > [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> Ally HEV: Negligible amounts of increased alertness. [01:55] <%Matthew_Kethys> (Karin's pain is at?) [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Thanks. [01:55] * %Matthew_Kethys nods [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> Ally pain: 14% [01:56] * %Matthew_Kethys heads on out through the next door... [01:57] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There is a glass cage in the middle, with a blank android standing there. It's the Duplica Bot.* [01:57] <%Matthew_Kethys> "God fucking dammit." [01:57] <%Matthew_Kethys> @cover [01:57] <EliasBot> A fridge door. (40%, Hardskin, SUPER STRONG) [01:57] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: The... Duplica? [01:58] * %Matthew_Kethys ... doesn't even bother with the door. He just levels the pecheneg, waiting for it to come online. [01:58] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Just lay into the fucker." [01:58] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Kill it twice." [01:58] <~Hebizuka> *It wakes up, destroying the glass and touching you!* [01:58] <~Hebizuka> *You see it morph into your appearance, as well as your HEV Suit... and your weapons.* [01:59] * %Matthew_Kethys responds to this with the only logical response: opening fire on it with 50 rounds of Pecheneg fire! [01:59] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [01:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 5 > < Total Score: 10 > [01:59] <~Hebizuka> *The robot, subjected to critical amounts of damage (950% Pain), simply explodes under the sheer amount of shots.* [01:59] <%Matthew_Kethys> "FUCK YOU" [02:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 17 [02:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 17 > < Rolls: 11 > < Total Score: 11 > [02:00] <~Hebizuka> An HEV Helmet is the only thing that remains from the Bot. [02:00] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: How convenient. [02:00] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Put it on, Karin." [02:00] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Now all we need is another Dark Energy Field and we'd be in business." [02:00] <~SU_Tempest> *She tosses the STSh-81, and wears gladly the HEV Helmet.* [02:00] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Mmmhm. [02:01] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: I hope you got extra ammo for your Pecheneg too... [02:01] <%Matthew_Kethys> "I... don't.) [02:01] <%Matthew_Kethys> *" [02:01] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Really? But how many rounds do you have left with that? [02:01] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...20." [02:01] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: ...Sigh. [02:02] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Gonna have to get a new Class 1 soon? [02:02] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Perhaps." [02:02] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms1 [02:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Unique door: 25 - Roomstyle: 99 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [02:02] * %Matthew_Kethys takes a deep breath, before carefully heading into the next room [02:05] <~Hebizuka> *You walk a long corridor, before finding yourself in a very large room, with what seems to be metallic floor and walls, and unseen ceiling.* [02:05] * ~Hebizuka appears! [02:05] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...Well, now." [02:06] * ~Hebizuka spreads her arms out. Light seems to appear behind her, revealing something you have never faced before... MATTEO-CMP00, the combat mech! [02:07] * %Matthew_Kethys takes a deep breath before he looks the war machine other. [02:07] <%Matthew_Kethys> *over [02:08] <~Hebizuka> *The mech seems to have an undescribable body, but you notice four particular spots; two 83.5mm rocket pods, and two 7.62mm Gatling cannons. [02:09] <%Matthew_Kethys> @cover [02:09] <EliasBot> A block of concrete. (100%, Kev-4) [02:09] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: This is... shit... Utter shit... THAT project was not canceled?! [02:09] * %Matthew_Kethys goes to take cover behind the block, first. Because holy shit [02:09] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [02:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 4 > < Total Score: 6 > [02:10] <~Hebizuka> *You barely make it in time before the enemy's guns go online!* [02:10] <~Hebizuka> *You may attack!* [02:10] * %Matthew_Kethys readies his Pecheneg, going to open fire and pelt one of MATTEO's gatcannons with 10 shots! [02:10] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [02:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 4 > < Total Score: 5 > [02:11] <~Hebizuka> *You barely manage to control your machine gun's recoil and fire all ten shots at the left gatling cannon...* [02:11] <~Hebizuka> *That's enough to disable the gun, but it's not destroyed ...* [02:13] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Quick, Karin! Finish it off!" [02:14] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: I'm shooting a grenade, hopefully I'm damaging all four! [02:14] <~SU_Tempest> *She does aim at the gatling cannon you disabled.* [02:14] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:14] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 4 > < Total Score: 7 > [02:15] <~Hebizuka> Far-hit! [02:15] <%Matthew_Kethys> (Still a hit!) [02:15] <~Hebizuka> *The grenade bounced off before exploding at a reasonable distance, catching all four guns in the blast.* [02:15] <~Hebizuka> *The damage is minor, but the gatling cannon you attacked falls off and explodes.* [02:16] <~Hebizuka> *MATTEO targets your cover, and decides to attack using one of its 83.5mm rocket pods.* [02:16] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:16] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 4 > < Total Score: 8 > [02:16] <~Hebizuka> Far-hit! [02:16] <~Hebizuka> *A chunk of your cover shatters and flies out.* [02:17] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: This is crazy, this is balls crazy! I never thought I'd ever fight THAT one day... [02:17] * %Matthew_Kethys aims the Pecheneg at the left pod, attempting to tear it open with its' last ten shots! [02:17] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [02:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 5 > < Total Score: 10 > [02:17] <~Hebizuka> *You let your fire talk for you, ripping the left pod with holes, causing it to explode!* [02:17] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Jeeze... And I thought fighting the Four Horsemen was ridiculous..." [02:17] <~Hebizuka> Your PKP Pecheneg runs empty. [02:18] <~Hebizuka> *MATTEO looks even more unstable!* [02:18] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Time to make him eat blasts! [02:18] <~SU_Tempest> *She fires another grenade, this time at the right rocket pod.* [02:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 1 > < Total Score: 4 > [02:18] <~SU_Tempest> *It bounces off, and explodes on the ground, causing no damage.* [02:19] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Drat! [02:19] <~Hebizuka> *The robot replies with fire from its remaining Gatling, firing five shots towards your cover.* [02:19] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:19] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 3 > < Total Score: 4 > [02:19] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Maybe try and use the M60?" [02:19] <~Hebizuka> *Those shots fail to even hit the concrete block, only hitting the metal floor and making loud "Clang!" sounds, which flatten the bullets.* [02:20] * %Matthew_Kethys then focuses his attention back on MATTEO, leveling his mod0 as he goes to attempt to shoot its' other gatcannon to shit with 40 shots [02:20] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [02:20] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 5 > < Total Score: 8 > [02:21] <~Hebizuka> *Your hail of fire fills the gatling cannon with holes and dents, until it goes unstable and simply breaks in pieces.* [02:21] <~Hebizuka> *MATTEO is very unstable! It looks like it's going haywire!* [02:21] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Alright, that just leaves the other pod! Tear it apart, Karin!" [02:21] <~Hebizuka> *She points her M60 at the rocket pod and fires 10 shots.* [02:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 5 > < Total Score: 9 > [02:22] <~Hebizuka> *That's enough to disable the weapon, but not destroy it! MATTEO is unable to fight anymore!* [02:22] <~Hebizuka> *Red alert signals appear from the mech's hull, which spits sparks and seems to have caught fire.* [02:22] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...Nice!" [02:23] * %Matthew_Kethys will just... you know. Bring MATTEO over the edge by shooting up its' rocket pod five times. [02:23] <%Matthew_Kethys> (with the mod0) [02:23] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mdice 2 6 [02:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 5 > < Total Score: 8 > [02:23] <~Hebizuka> *Hebizuka appears out of the Mech's head, snarling swear words, escaping quickly from the mech!* [02:23] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Hah!" [02:24] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Come hell or high technology, I won't be stopped!" [02:24] <~Hebizuka> *You lay the final suppressive fire, causing the robot to go critical! Explosions ripple all over his body, making him fall apart!* [02:24] <~Hebizuka> MATTEO-CMP00 defeated. [02:24] * ~Hebizuka is thrown out by the explosions. [02:24] * ~Hebizuka lands on the ground, feeling humiliated. [02:25] <~Hebizuka> Damn it, damn it! DAMN! IT! [02:25] * ~Hebizuka punches the floor several times before standing up. [02:26] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...So, about that reward..." [02:28] <~Hebizuka> Always quick to the point, aren't you... [02:29] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Yeeeep." [02:30] <~Hebizuka> All right... Here is your reward. [02:30] * ~Hebizuka hands you a particular object [02:30] * %Matthew_Kethys takes it, looking it over. [02:31] <~Hebizuka> Key item: The Game Master PDA [02:31] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...Well, now...." [02:31] <~Hebizuka> Here's my gift for completing the entirety of challenges I had for you. [02:31] <%Matthew_Kethys> "So, what's this thing do?" [02:31] <~Hebizuka> You can use it to order any item, weapon, piece of clothing... Anything you'd like. Except Amulets. Even money if you want, up to 2000 P$ max per use. [02:32] <%Matthew_Kethys> "What's the frequency I can do it at?" [02:32] <~Hebizuka> Once you use it once, though, you have a 10-turn cooldown timer to wait before you use it again. [02:32] <%Matthew_Kethys> "...Ah, convenient. Anything includes rooms with specific conditions, then?" [02:32] <~Hebizuka> And you can only order one type of object you want, and usually only one, except ammo which is a big box maximum, and money, which is two thousand. [02:32] <~Hebizuka> And no. I only said objects. Not rooms. [02:32] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Oh. Alright. Still incredibly handy, though." [02:33] <~Hebizuka> Use it well. Oh and by the way, instead of missions, you'll find Amulets. [02:33] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Every 40 rooms?" [02:33] <~Hebizuka> Yes, so gun it. You're at the end of your trip. [02:33] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Awesome." [02:33] * ~Hebizuka disappears [02:33] <~Hebizuka> Mission A11 completed. [02:33] <~Hebizuka> Alternate missions: ALL CLEAR [02:33] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Alright, first priority on the list..." [02:34] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Actually, wait. Karin. There anything you want in particular, or?" [02:34] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Nah. I'm fine. [02:34] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Alright. Anyways..." [02:34] * %Matthew_Kethys orders a big box of 7.62x54mm R belted ammo. (That should be the right ammo type for the Pecheneg, right?) [02:35] <~SU_Tempest> PDA: 200-round belt for PKP Pecheneg ordered. [02:35] <~SU_Tempest> *The ordered item appears in front of you.* [02:35] * %Matthew_Kethys takes it and uses it to reload his Pecheneg. Convenient!) [02:36] <%Matthew_Kethys> * [02:36] <~SU_Tempest> *You reload your PKP Pecheneg with a fresh belt.* [02:36] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Guess I don't need a new C1 weapon after all." [02:36] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: I guess not. [02:36] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: But now we've gotta find those Amulets. [02:36] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Means I can also order you an ammo belt for your M60 as well." [02:36] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: I'm excited to take my plans to the next phase... [02:37] <%Matthew_Kethys> "Best to keep it well-fed." [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: I'll just be careful with ammo until then. [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> Karin: Come on, let's go. I can't wait. [02:37] * %Matthew_Kethys nods.* "Best to be careful with it regardless* [02:37] <%Matthew_Kethys> !mrooms3 [02:37] <~Hebizuka> [ Matthew_Kethys ] Left door: 1252 - Front door: 1458 - Right door: 1421 - Roomstyle: 107 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:37] * %Matthew_Kethys exits through the left door! [02:38] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor! You land in a radio room. There is a package on the floor.* [02:38] * %Matthew_Kethys checks out the package [02:38] <~Hebizuka> A scope for AK-12. (fits on all variants) [02:38] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [02:43] <~Hebizuka> 816 rooms (+24), 259 kills (+19), 2 SEs (+0), 21 missions (+1), 6 Amulets (+0), 29806 P$ (-278 P$), 1 Run (+0) [02:43] <~Hebizuka> Kills rank up! You're now a Terminator [02:43] <~Hebizuka> Total score: [02:44] <~Hebizuka> 2082 points (+69)