Log:V4 Session 10 (Meta, no ontology)

May 26 23:36:32 <Hebizuka> [Session start!] May 26 23:36:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _After what seems like an eternity, you wake up. You have a bit of trouble understanding what happened... The last thing you remember, you're pretty sure you died, but here you are, slowly waking up from what seemed like a very long nap. The first thing you notice is that you're waking up in a hospital bedroom. It doesn't look like home or anywhere familiar._ May 26 23:36:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The next thing you notice is that there appears to be someone waiting for you at your bedside ; a fifty-something man, dressed in a lab coat, with a look of concern - or is it relief? - on his face. He observes you waking up, but doesn't say a thing, figuring you want the first word._ May 26 23:39:29 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oh fucking Gods I'm back here AGAIN?" Reina swings her feet over to the edge of the bed, sitting up and paying no mind to the old man as she explores her body - again. "And I still don't have a penis. Just /once/ I want you guys to get it right." May 26 23:40:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> "You can bring people back to life but you can't just give a girl a big fat cock? Come on, I don't even mind if it's smaller than I used to have, I just want to pee standing up." May 26 23:40:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Dr. Gage stares at you. You know who it is. But he, on the other hand, doesn't. He wouldn't really be aware that you've effectively jumped timelines again._ May 26 23:40:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hi, Gage. I see you're still bald." May 26 23:40:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** ...This is unexpected. How do you--... May 26 23:40:52 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Fucking magic." May 26 23:41:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> "But do you /actually/ want an answer to that, or can I wave my hands and go 'Oooh, Adminstrator, ooooooh Contestant' and satisfy you?" May 26 23:41:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** ...Come to think of it, Lady Hebizuka told me to expect anything from you. I didn't know why she specifically told me that. Now I understand. I'm not going to bother asking why you know my name. You're either prescient, or insane. May 26 23:41:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** It soudns like to me that you know the drill, but as you can see, your body might not be what you expected. May 26 23:42:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( sounds* May 26 23:43:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Yeah yeah, got me in a standard female body, no penis. Gonna give me my clothes now, or what? I kinda need a bra for /these/ sweater puppies. Ehhh? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh~?" Reina tries seducing the Doctor again, mostly just because she's tried before. Her hands lift her massive breasts from underneath, and her sculpted nails sink into her womanly flesh in the process. May 26 23:44:01 <HashiBot> <Reina> There's no real expectation it'll work after, what, the fifth time she's tried? But repetition is key to comedy. May 26 23:45:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** I have no idea why the Administrator wanted them to be THIS big either. Anyway, your gear is over there. You should find a traditional tanuki outfit as well. It cost a lot of money to have it brought and delivered from the Northeast. But, yeah. Go ahead and gear up. May 26 23:46:12 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Wait. Wait wait wait wait. Hold up." May 26 23:47:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** What, you thought I was just talking about your breast size? You are a tanuki, miss Miyako-Knight. May 26 23:47:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I thought I was a halfling? We wear regular clothes, thank you very much." The multiple recently-deceased priestess finally steps off the bed to give herself a proper examination, patting herself down head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes." May 26 23:47:18 <HashiBot> <Gear> Level up! @Reina is now **level 15**. May 26 23:47:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** Look behind you. Big raccoon tail. Raccon ears and pierced leaf on your head. Different-than-human body proportions. May 26 23:47:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> "My breast size is normal, these - are these fucking Racoon ears? And oh my GOD I HAVE A FUCKING TAIL AGAIN." May 26 23:47:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Gage looks unimpressed, but that's just his "I told you so" face._ May 26 23:48:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina cackles as she immediately tucks her large, fluffy tail between her legs, cooing and moaning at the sudden fluffy warmth that's now cupping her sensitive lips._ May 26 23:48:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Ooooh, oh /yes/ I can get behind this." May 26 23:48:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Eye rolling._ May 26 23:49:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** Just take your gear. I don't suppose I need to tell you about your objective, since you seem to have an awareness of the Contestant role already. May 26 23:49:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** I'll take you to the town center as soon as you're ready to follow me May 26 23:50:59 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Yeah, yeah. Let's see - Shotty, good as always - and handwraps? Okay, yeah, I can get a bit more physical now..." Reina mumbles to herself as she examines her weaponry, giving her tanuki outfit pretty much fuckall thought or mention. It's only when she's properly SITREP'd her gun that she begins to put on the hand-sewn clothing, twitching here and there as she gets used to the too-tight cloth. May 26 23:52:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** Let me know when you're all set. I'm unsure how much exactly you've seen in whatever previous lives you've had, I do have more I need to tell you. May 26 23:54:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina is just barely able to get the buttons in her shirt... before the sheer strain of her breasts's massive weight causes them all to pop off like a machine gun, exposing her naked flesh and hardened nips out into the air. "Yeah. Yeah, that's what I expected. And what else is there for me to know? Go out, go get Amulets, abuse the fact that I'm a Tanuki to transform into fuckoff Iron Golems and laugh at rocket launchers to the May 26 23:54:59 <HashiBot> face. Take me away Gage, I wanna blow this popsicle stand."_ May 26 23:56:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> _The newly-ressurected Tanuki makes no attempt to hide her bosom, and it's only thanks to the tactical vest that she merely looks like a prostitute, as opposed to a blissed out whore._ May 26 23:57:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** Excellent. Follow me out. May 26 23:57:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The good doctor's pace is brisk and fast, and you don't have the time to see much of the facility you woke up in, besides the room you were in, a few corridors, and a lobby._ May 26 23:58:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Once you're outside, Gage's pace doesn't relent any. Soon, you find yourself at the center of the town, a large sort of town plaza called the Social Square Center, with four streets branching out in a plus shaped pattern. There, the inhabitants and visitors come and go, going about on their businesses._ May 26 23:59:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Yeah, nothing's changed in Arnett, it's still a hole. What's the name of the nearest Demonic Town again?" May 27 00:01:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** Ahem. On to the pieces of advice I had intended for you. You probably know them, but I'll still say. May 27 00:01:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** One, you will probably want to find clues about where to go next for your primary objective - the Amulets, I mean. I advise you to ask around in town if you want information like that. May 27 00:01:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** Two, the best place for information and the place you want to go to if you need money, is the Hiring Bureau. Just go and sign up there; May 27 00:02:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** Three... Things may not be what you once knew or understood, even if it'll feel like you will see people that seem familiar. May 27 00:03:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina is idly running her palm against the new Browning shotty in her arms, mostly zoning out as Gage rambles over things she really does already know. "Pffffffffffffffffffft. Did you throw in that last one just for me?"_ May 27 00:03:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _He shrugs, and nods._ May 27 00:04:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Thanks, I appreciate it. Have fun committing more sins against God, and I hope you understand when I say that I'd like you to remember me, the next time I see you." May 27 00:05:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** _If_ we see each other again. May 27 00:05:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _He extends a hand for you to shake. His facial expression is mostly one of concern... But the sort of concern that says, 'I'm worried about you'._ May 27 00:06:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> "...Huh. That's new." Reina stares at the hand, almost pleasantly surprised at this particular Gage's politeness. She ends up shaking his hand eventually, with a somber and serious grip. May 27 00:07:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Thanks. I appreciate it." May 27 00:07:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dr. Gage]** Stay safe out there, okay? May 27 00:07:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> "That's the dream." May 27 00:07:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _He asks, as parting words, before turning and walking back towards the lab, disappearing quickly enough from your sight._ May 27 00:07:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> <**M02: First Town** - Quest complete!> May 27 00:08:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> <**M03: Take the Long Way Home** - Quest started.> May 27 00:08:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> M03: Objectives May 27 00:08:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> 1) Head to Arnett's Hiring Bureau to register yourself as a contractor: the Hiring Bureau is the place to go to find jobs and initiate sidequests, in order to earn money and acquire better gear. May 27 00:08:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> 2) Ask around in Arnett and inquire about the closest Angelic town, to learn more about the Contestant Prophecy and the Cardinal Amulets' supposed whereabouts. May 27 00:08:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft, Fuck thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat second objective." May 27 00:08:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( Oh and you're not supposed to be IC aware of the objectives. May 27 00:09:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( Well, not the objective notifications. May 27 00:09:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina laughs at the idea of ever working with those 'Angelic' sticks in the mud as she takes a shell out of her vest and slots it into the shotty._ May 27 00:09:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( What I'm trying to say is don't be TOO meta, or if you must... be funny. :p May 27 00:10:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> (( Duly noted. They weren't in (( )) so I figured Reina was, like, at least somewhat aware of the objectives, even if it's not exactly phrased totally IC )) May 27 00:10:52 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Once the Browning is *properly* loaded, Reina finally deigns to head to the Hiring Bureau. Wherever the hell that is._ May 27 00:12:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Spent 1 turn loading 1x 12 gauge, Standard Buckshot into the Browning Auto-5. May 27 00:12:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Browning Auto-5: [4 Buck + 1 Buck] May 27 00:12:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _According to the map in the social square center, the hiring bureau is three rooms away from here. Go now?_ May 27 00:13:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. May 27 00:14:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Three rooms later, and you find yourself passing the door announcing the Hiring Bureau. The place looks like a large office, where the walls are plastered with recruitment or advertisement posters. It is an otherwise very simple room - with only one large desk, a computer, a board of announcements and classifieds, and the only worker here, the Hirer, sitting at the desk._ May 27 00:17:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Right. So. What do I gotta do to whore out my body and/or my gun, preferably in that order?" May 27 00:18:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The hirer stares at you with a flabbergasted expression._ May 27 00:18:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> "My breasts are down here, you know." May 27 00:18:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** ... Ex-_cuse_ you? May 27 00:19:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> "You can't /possibly/ tell me you've never had to deal with a foul mouthed merc. Come on, now." May 27 00:19:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** Oh I deal with foul-mouthed mercs all the time. I'm just not expecting them to also be so forthright about prostituting themselves. May 27 00:19:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** <cough> But. Um. I suppose you're here to find a job, _whatever_ that may be. So... I'm gonna need your name. May 27 00:21:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I have a giant ass shotgun and can throw a person half across the room with my bare hands. Why /wouldn't/ I be upfront about it? Reina Miyako-Knight, at your service~" She does the eyebrow waggle thing. "Need me to audition on a couch?" May 27 00:21:53 <HashiBot> <Reina> "'Cause I got all sort of service experience." May 27 00:23:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** _<Muttering the words "For the love of all that is Angelic". Visible annoyance.>_ This is going to be one of those long mornings... May 27 00:24:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Maybe you shouldn't post prostitution jobs if you don't want to deal with prostitutes. Just, you know. Just saying." May 27 00:24:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Or you could move to an Angelic town." May 27 00:24:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** Reina Miyako-Knight... Nope. I don't have that name in my databases. I'm going to sign you up, then. Do you need an explanation on how the contractor system works, or not? May 27 00:24:34 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Guide my hips like I'm new to this, pretty please?" May 27 00:28:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( OK, we're live again May 27 00:29:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** OK, so, the way this works, is that we register people in two broad categories, Employers and Contractors. The former sign up to offer jobs and things to do for any Contractor available, and Contractors sign up to be offered jobs made available by the first category. May 27 00:29:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** We also rank people by veterancy, so that Employers who wish to get more or less experienced people, may only offer that job to the type of Contractor they want. Since you're new, you're starting at the bottom rung, so you might only get small stuff to do at first. May 27 00:29:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Trust me, I can make small stuff get big." May 27 00:29:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Audible groaning._ May 27 00:29:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> "...Yeah, okay, that one was kinda bad." May 27 00:30:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** ... that's odd. Your background check came back up. You're clear, but there's no way to add you as an Employer. Well... Contractor it is, then. May 27 00:30:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Damn. And here I was, going to hire just nothing but prostitutes for pity-orgies." May 27 00:30:45 <HashiBot> <Reina> "You'd have been the first invitation." May 27 00:31:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** Well, unfortunately, there isn't any jobs I can give you at the moment, but you should come and check back later. And... No thanks. Gosh. May 27 00:31:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> <M03: Objective 1 is complete.> May 27 00:31:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Alright. Now, you mentioned Angelics - don't suppose you know where the Demonic Town is? I wanna stay far, far away from there." May 27 00:32:01 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Tell me where it is, and I'm taking the exact opposite direction." May 27 00:33:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** The nearest _Demonic_ town? Umm... Let's see. There's two, one near the edge of the Eastern and Northeastern Zones, and another right into the Southeastern Zone. May 27 00:33:53 <HashiBot> <Reina> "And Arnett is - what, direct center of the map?" May 27 00:34:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** No, Arnett is all the way at the easternmost point of the Eastern Zone. It doesn't get any eastier. Eastiest of the East. But anyway, let me give you directions... May 27 00:34:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** The first one is **Utroba**. You can get there two ways - Leave Arnett and head towards either Intersection 09 or Elkins, then from either point, follow the road to the police town of Wayward, then go west towards Utroba. May 27 00:35:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** The second one is **Novysera**. Leave Arnett, go south towards the Angelic town of Semitas, then further south towards Intersection 18, and south again - you'll be in Novysera then. May 27 00:36:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Because you've learned which way the closest Angelic town is, you've completed an objective._ May 27 00:36:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> <M03: Objective 2 is complete.> May 27 00:36:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> <M03: Received a new objective.> May 27 00:36:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> 3) Ask the shrine maiden at Semitas about information regarding the Cardinal Amulets. May 27 00:37:18 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Alrighty, then. Thanks, hope you get laid before I come back." To Utroba~ May 27 00:37:48 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Hirer]** ...Uh, yeah, you stay safe too. May 27 00:37:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Intending to leave town?_ May 27 00:38:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. This place can kindly get fucked. May 27 00:39:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You will fast travel towards the Town Entrance, which is 6 rooms away. Is this OK?_ May 27 00:39:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yesm. May 27 00:40:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You find yourself inside of the Town Gate, which is guarded by two very bored human males with weapons and badges, the badges read "TOWN SECURITY" - they are the local law enforcement. Nothing indicates they intend to stop you - or even want to give you the time of the day. It is still early in the morning, after all._ May 27 00:41:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Later, handsomes." Reina adjusts her vest to give them a nice, long look at her breasts to get their blood pumping, before heading out of the town herself. Can't have the guards not paying attention, after all. May 27 00:42:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _One did take a look. The other didn't notice._ May 27 00:42:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _One more room southwards and you are in the town's Gap corridor, the last piece of civilized land before the UA._ May 27 00:43:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Before you are many doors, as well as signs with directions to the towns you can reach from Arnett; Elkins, I-09, and Semitas._ May 27 00:44:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> Mental coin flip - Heads is Novysera with a pitstop at - ugh - Semitas, Tail is Utroba via Elkins. May 27 00:44:55 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 00:44:56 <HashiBot> @roll 1d2 May 27 00:44:56 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 2 May 27 00:45:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Even the gods are telling me to dunk on the Angelics. Utroba via Elkins it is." May 27 00:45:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Heading towards Elkins then? This is opposite of your objective, but hey, I figure you have a plan!_ May 27 00:46:11 <HashiBot> <Reina> "The only plan I need: Fuck Angels." May 27 00:47:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You have selected Elkins as your destination. Please select a traveling style: **Fast** / **Safe** / **Deep** May 27 00:47:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> Safe, please. May 27 00:50:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You will reach your next destination in **21** rooms. May 27 00:50:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Now generating the next rooms..._ May 27 00:51:15 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Bedroom (bunks), abandoned // Front: Empty shooting lanes, disaffected // Right: Former room May 27 00:52:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> Front room, please. May 27 00:54:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _An ancient, disaffected set of shooting lanes, once part of a shooting range. Now, it is an empty room, which has even been picked clean of all spent brass. Looters rarely leave any room untouched. This room is, unfortunately, empty of anything to use._ May 27 00:54:26 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Toilets, abandoned // Front: Bedroom (single bed), abandoned // Right: Corridor May 27 00:54:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> Front again. May 27 00:56:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A bedroom, with a single bed. In the Mazes, even the simple ability to rent such a bedroom is a sign of high social status. But this bedroom has been disconnected from civilization and fell to the UA, abandoned and looted... Looted? No, not this room! There is a **container**, **items in the desk**, and on the floor: some **food** and a **weapon**._ May 27 00:57:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> Oh fuck the hell yes. May 27 00:57:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> Come on, give me a better shotty. Then I'll stuff myself, and break open the desk and the container. May 27 00:59:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _First, the weapon:_ May 27 00:59:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Weapon] Class 2 - R2/Regular - FN Herstal P90 submachine gun | 5.7x28mm - Semi/Full - 10.4" - S | AutoROF: 8 | Optic[RFX], LRail-S[n/a] | P90 50-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 - [6+1/50, Standard SEG] - (Condition: Excellent / Cleanliness: **Caked**) May 27 00:59:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Seven. Seven shots. More than enough to make this piece of shit explode in my hands." May 27 01:01:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Into the bag with you. And now the food." May 27 01:01:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Don't want to equip it?_ May 27 01:01:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You can take it as Primary 2 or Auxiliary._ May 27 01:01:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> "On the one hand it'll explode in my hands. On the other if it explodes in my hands while I'm in /melee/..." May 27 01:01:53 <HashiBot> <Reina> Into the Primary 2 it goes. May 27 01:03:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> "And now the items?" May 27 01:03:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _P90 equipped as Primary 2._ May 27 01:04:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Now looking at the food item..._ May 27 01:04:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of whiskey. 250 ntri, 22 wtr per part [2/2 parts] - Alcoholic (Inebriation +6.0 per part) - Addictive (Alcohol) - Weight: 1 May 27 01:04:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oh noooo, not unless I'm dying. I saw what this shit did to ma." May 27 01:05:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina tosses it into the bag, hopefully to sell for later. And now the desk goodies?_ May 27 01:06:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [ Backpack / Main ] 1 /60 May 27 01:06:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You search inside of the desk..._ May 27 01:07:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Book] A book. Title: [Sci-fi] Great Daemon from Outer Space - Takes 1d8*5 turns to read. Stress -0.1% * amount of turns spent reading. May 27 01:08:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( actually ignore that May 27 01:08:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Book] A book. Title: [Sci-fi] Great Daemon from Outer Space - Takes 1d8*5 turns to read. Stress -0.1% * amount of turns spent reading. - Weight: 1 May 27 01:08:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Well, it's schlock, but it looks like fun schlock." Into the bag it goes. And now, the container. May 27 01:10:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [ Backpack / Main ] 2 /60 May 27 01:10:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You examine the container. It is a **wooden** container, with **no lock** and **no trap**. You can just open it and loot its contents._ May 27 01:11:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina giggles as she tries out her tail for the first time, using the fluffy, semi-prehensile appendage in order to push the container lid wide open._ May 27 01:11:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Look Ma, no hands~" May 27 01:12:42 <Hebizuka> A stack of papers, some blank, some not blank, along with an assortment of pens and pencils. May 27 01:12:42 <Hebizuka> [Item] Custom 9-round revolver cylinder. It seems to be chambered for a magnum-sized, .44 caliber round. - Weight: 1 May 27 01:12:42 <Hebizuka> [Rumor] The 8000 P$ ultra-powerful custom rifle that you left in your safe is less useful than the 350 P$ handgun you have on yourself. May 27 01:13:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Yeah, nah, that's horseshit." She doesn't bother with the papers or the writing implements, instead just pocketing the random ass cylinder and shoving it in the bag. "8000 in the bank is 8000 in the bank, yo." May 27 01:14:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Alright, where to next?" May 27 01:14:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [ Backpack / Main ] 3 /60 May 27 01:15:32 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Empty lobby room, abandoned // Front: Studio room, forsaken // Right: Kitchen, abandoned May 27 01:16:12 <HashiBot> <Reina> Front Room. Come on, paint me like one of the your French boys. May 27 01:16:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( Only if you're nice. May 27 01:18:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A very old, forsaken studio room. There once were cameras, computers, recording equipment, and a basic set with a scene, but the room has decayed to the point none of the electronic gear will even power on anymore. There's a faint smell of rust in the air, as well. As luck would have it for you, though, you find a **weapon** on the ground._ May 27 01:19:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> "More weapons, more things to sell. What do we have here?" May 27 01:20:35 <Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - R1/Common - Winchester Model 270 conventional rifle | .22 Long Rifle - Pump-action - 20.5" - S | No accessory | Internal tube, 15 rounds, +1 | Weight: 14 - [3+1/15, Hyper Velocity (+P+) FMJ] - (Condition: **Bad** / Cleanliness: **Caked**) May 27 01:20:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A pump-action training rifle that has -clearly- seen better days. It's in horrible shape._ May 27 01:21:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Now /this/ goes in the bag." May 27 01:22:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [ Backpack / Main ] 17 /60 May 27 01:23:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> And take me away.\ May 27 01:24:59 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Vault room, disaffected // Front: Shower room, forsaken // Right: Locker room, **dark** May 27 01:25:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> "White or golden, that's the question? Front door." May 27 01:26:01 <Hebizuka> _Somewhere else in the Mazes..._ May 27 01:26:08 <Hebizuka> Ew! Gross! May 27 01:28:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You walk into a really old and dilapidated shower room. Here, you spot eight shower cabins, and temporary storage lockers, for people to deposit their clothing and gear before taking a shower. Unfortunately, the pipes are in such a level of disrepair, you doubt the showers work anymore. The scent in the air is one of grassy humidity. You see strange dark patches of what appears to be moss on the walls most likely to have been hit by water._ May 27 01:29:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You see some abandoned **load-bearing equipment** on the floor._ May 27 01:29:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Come on, free belt." May 27 01:30:20 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [LBE] (Leg rig) Drum mag rig - Capacity 0 units + Ammo (Drums only, max 1) May 27 01:31:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> ...Well, I guess I have a hot thigh accessory. May 27 01:32:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina straps it onto her right thigh, not bothering with any form of sensuality without an audience, and moves on from the room and with her life._ May 27 01:33:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Drum mag rig equipped on the right leg._ May 27 01:34:22 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Former room // Front: Empty club room, **deserted** // Right: Former room May 27 01:35:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I have my clubbing breasts on and everything. Front room." May 27 01:39:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A recently deserted club room, with tables, comfortable couches, a scene, a metal pole, and mostly-intact sultry decoration, with black and purple patterning. No points for guessing what this room once was. There is still **food** left on one of the tables, as well as a piece of **clothing**._ May 27 01:39:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Although clothing and armor are not wearable to you, they may still be useful in other ways._ May 27 01:40:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Food and clothing, all one big pile. I'll probably be shoving it into the bag anyways." May 27 01:41:11 <Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Box of pretzels, 20 - 460 ntri, -140 wtr - Weight: 1 May 27 01:41:11 <Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Sea bass. 125 ntri, 25 wtr - Weight: 1 May 27 01:41:11 <Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Box of nuggets, 20. 960 ntri, -140 wtr - Weight: 1 May 27 01:41:11 <Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Camouflage T-shirt, blue camo (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - RagOK - Weight: 3 May 27 01:43:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> "That's a lot of food." May 27 01:43:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> _shoves the pretty T-shirt into the bag, but as for the food... - down the hatch._ May 27 01:44:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> "It's not my first time enjoying the taste of fish, I say to literally no one." May 27 01:44:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The camouflage t-shirt's condition is **Ruined**._ May 27 01:44:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina takes the moment to enjoy her sea bass, as well as the box of pretzels. The nuggets can wait for later._ May 27 01:45:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You're not certain why it's in such a bad shape._ May 27 01:46:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I can use it for bandages once I get a knife. But the food is the real prize. Delicious fooooood." May 27 01:47:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You can tear the t-shirt into rags without the aid of a knife._ May 27 01:47:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oh, that's convienent. Let's take care of that while I eat." May 27 01:48:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _First you will be spending 2 turns to eat the sea bass and the pretzels..._ May 27 01:48:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The pretzels were salty._ May 27 01:49:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The sea bass was cold, but well cooked and pretty tasty. You wouldn't mind having more of that._ May 27 01:49:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Nutrition: 2667 ntri / Hydration: 567 wtr] May 27 01:51:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Feelin' full. Okay, rags next, and then - well, I guess I'll give transformation a shot. Maybe transform into a golem. Or at least something that has a penis." May 27 01:52:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _If you try tearing this t-shirt down into rags, you feel you won't even get one good full rag - the t-shirt appears to be way too damaged. If you tear it down anyway, you will simply destroy it. Proceed?_ May 27 01:53:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Womp wooooomp. Into the bag, then." May 27 01:53:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I can give it to a hobo. Or sell it. Or toss it. But oh man transformations." May 27 01:54:11 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina carelessly tosses the T-shirt into the bag before standing up, limbering up as if she was in a softcore porn shoot, before... closing her eyes, and clenching really hard._ May 27 01:54:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh." May 27 01:54:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [ Backpack / Main ] 21 /60 May 27 01:55:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Tanuki special ability: You may burn 250 nutrition and spend 10 turns generating a Tanuki Ball. Tanuki Balls can be spent instantaneously later to gain buffs and other effects._ May 27 01:55:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Do you wish to start generating a Tanuki Ball now, and if so, how many?_ May 27 01:55:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> ((Two balls)) May 27 01:56:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( Of course you'd want two... :| May 27 01:56:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> (( OF COURSE I WANT TWO) May 27 01:56:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _This will burn 500 nutrition and 20 turns. Is this okay?_ May 27 01:56:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yes. May 27 01:58:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You sat down, and entered a sort of magical trance, during which you converted some of your personal energy into a more magical form. The process requires a lot of concentration, but you remained undisturbed for 20 turns..._ May 27 01:58:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Tanuki Balls] 2 /10 May 27 02:00:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina stops clenching eventually, and even the awful, fake porn-grunts she was making quickly fade away as she accidentally meditates for the first time. She's floating in the air, intimately aware of every inch of her body, gently breathing and sighing as the gentle weight and friction of her clothes cocoons her in a serene pleasure._ May 27 02:00:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You now have access to five of the 17 possible shapeshifting abilities._ May 27 02:01:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (1 TB) Fists of Iron, Gift of the Wood / (2 TB) Stiff Resolve, Regeneration, Afterglow May 27 02:02:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> _The priestess wakes up soon after, a bit dazed and confused - and a tad hungrier than usual._ May 27 02:02:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> "That's - that's not how that should work." May 27 02:02:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> It's the first time there's been any actual worry in her voice. May 27 02:02:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A lot of your nutrition HAS vanished away, but you still feel okay._ May 27 02:03:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> "That's. Well." Reina is quiet now, aware of the balls of energy floating in her soul, but unwilling to contemplate them any further. May 27 02:04:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> "This would have been a /lot/ easier if I could just transform into a golem. I - I should get going. Find something normal." May 27 02:04:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> Doors? May 27 02:07:13 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Corridor // Front: Empty shrine, abandoned // Right: Laboratory room, **dark** May 27 02:07:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> OH BABY May 27 02:07:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> THE SHRINE IT IS May 27 02:10:20 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _An abandoned empty shrine. From what remains of the decoration and altar theme, it was a Demonic shrine. All that is left is the altar, the donation box, and a pair of bookshelves which have all been picked clean. There are **clothes** on the floor, but they're a bit... peculiar..._ May 27 02:11:11 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oh baby /yes yes. Slut me up./" May 27 02:11:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Clothing] Footwear - Pimp zebra shoes - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 5 - (Condition: Worn) May 27 02:11:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> "...You know, I was expecting, like. Whorish nun clothes." May 27 02:11:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> "These are just trash." May 27 02:13:43 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I expected nothing and I'm /still/ let down." Reina grabs the shoes and tosses them into the backpack, before moving on. Maybe she'll be able to find an actual shrine. May 27 02:14:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Backpack / Main] 26 /60 May 27 02:14:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( Next rooms coming in a few minutes. Brb May 27 02:22:29 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Former room // Front: Library wing, **overgrown** // Right: Studio room, abandoned May 27 02:23:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> Front as always. May 27 02:26:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A wing of a library. This room used to be the reading area of a library - with many tables, chairs, and even more comfortable armchairs. It would still be a lovely place to stop at if it wasn't almost entirely covered in unidentified green moss-like matter. The atmosphere is damp and smells... uncomfortable. Someone abandoned **food** on the floor here._ May 27 02:27:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> Oooh, food. And the dampness is - well, let's just say it's very familiar~ May 27 02:27:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> What's on the menu? May 27 02:28:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Food] Canned goods - Beans, baked, canned, 700g. 658 ntri, -70 wtr - Weight: 2 May 27 02:28:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Guaranteed 100% organic, NOT made in Chernarus._ May 27 02:29:29 <HashiBot> <Reina> Hmmmmmm. May 27 02:30:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina pops open the can to eat those delicious, delicious beans, and then she'll meditate for another Two Balls to use~_ May 27 02:32:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You've spent a turn to pop the canned beans open and start digging in. Before long, the 700 grams of baked beans have gone down the hatch. They were cold, salty, but filling and not all that bad._ May 27 02:33:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Nutrition: 2802 ntri / Hydration: 474 wtr] May 27 02:33:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You then spend 20 turns - and 500 ntri - to meditate and focus your personal energy again..._ May 27 02:34:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Tanuki Balls] 4 /10 May 27 02:34:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You now have access to the 3 TB and 4 TB shapeshifting abilities._ May 27 02:34:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (3 TB) Stiffness, Sap of Life, Ironwood - (4 TB) Fists of Steel May 27 02:35:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Okay. Let's keep goingm then." With four thick loads of energy swirling within her, Reina's morale is skyrocketing. May 27 02:36:36 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Laboratory room, abandoned // Front: Storage room, abandoned // Right: Empty club room, **dark** May 27 02:36:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> Front it is. May 27 02:40:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _An abandoned storage room. A prime looting target, considering its role. Plenty of industrial shelves, boxes, crates, and other storage, all picked clean already, except for a lone piece of **clothing** on the floor._ May 27 02:42:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> Womp womp. Into the backpack the clothing goes, and then let's see what's next. May 27 02:42:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Clothing] Headgear - Cop hat - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - (Condition: Damaged) May 27 02:42:48 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Backpack / Main] 29 /60 May 27 02:43:56 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Break room, forsaken // Front: Empty lobby room, **overgrown** // Right: Empty shooting lanes, **deserted** May 27 02:45:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> Front it is. May 27 02:47:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Once, this room was the lobby of some larger structure, such as a hotel, a hospital, or even an office complex. But now, it is an overgrown, moss-covered, putrid-smelling area where all of the furniture is in such a state of disrepair, you can even find moss growing on the remains of the computer. This room is completely empty, there is nothing to do here._ May 27 02:47:35 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Corridor // Front: Pathway // Right: Armory room, abandoned May 27 02:47:59 <HashiBot> <Reina> Nnnnnnngh - Right it is. May 27 02:48:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> Come on, weaponry. May 27 02:50:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _An abandoned armory room. Another prime looting target, for fairly obvious reasons. Sadly, the gun lockers have been emptied long ago. This is another pretty dead room. At least, the Safe traveling style wears its name well._ May 27 02:50:23 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Empty shrine, **deserted** // Front: Pantry, abandoned // Right: Library wing, forsaken May 27 02:51:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Left it is. May 27 02:52:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( You sound like an annoyed teenager! :p May 27 02:54:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> (It's ALMOST LIKE REINA IS SEVENTEEN OR SOMETHING) May 27 02:56:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A recently deserted shrine. Despite the low amount of decay, it's has been dilapidated enough that it has become impossible to tell whether this room once belonged to an Angelic or a Demonic shrine. All that remains is the defaced, broken altar, and the donation box._ May 27 02:56:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _ Amusingly enough, there is **money** in the donation box. You can also see abandoned **load-bearing equipment** on the floor. But more importantly, the room is being roamed by creatures ; a pair of **hainu**, wicked youkai wolves with wings and a mean attitude._ May 27 02:57:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The hainu are on side 4. You are on side 1. Combat mode is ON._ May 27 02:57:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 1. You have not been noticed yet. What is your next move?_ May 27 02:57:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The items (including the donation box) are on Side 3;_ May 27 02:58:32 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 02:58:32 <HashiBot> @cover May 27 02:58:32 <MazeBot> A steel crate. (Health: 120, LDV modifier: -4. AC Eqv: A5. Pass-through threshold: 14+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.25) May 27 02:59:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina grins as she dives for cover, her heart pumping in her chest all the while._ May 27 02:59:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Do you wish to take cover quickly (no check but breaks stealth) or stealthily (requires a check but preserves stealth)?_ May 27 02:59:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> With stealth. May 27 02:59:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Roll 2d6 + Agility. May 27 02:59:54 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 02:59:54 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6+0 May 27 02:59:54 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 6:6+0 May 27 03:00:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> Womp wooooooooooooooooooooooomp May 27 03:00:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Failure! You make it behind cover, but were too slow; the hainu have noticed you and will be the only ones acting this turn._ May 27 03:01:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The first one moves in to try and bite you, going for your left arm._ May 27 03:01:57 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: May 27 03:01:57 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 May 27 03:01:57 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 9 May 27 03:02:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Hit!_ May 27 03:02:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> "NOT INTO CANNIBALISM HERE" May 27 03:03:25 <Hebizuka> [Damage sustained] Pain: 10% (+10) // 7 damage to the left arm (13 /20 HP) // Injuries sustained: 1 open wound to the left arm (-1.0 Blood) May 27 03:04:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The second hainu moves into your side to try and claw you in the right arm._ May 27 03:04:59 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: May 27 03:04:59 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 May 27 03:04:59 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 9 May 27 03:05:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Hit!_ May 27 03:05:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _With almost perfect coordination, both wicked youkai wolves strike and hurt you._ May 27 03:05:53 <Hebizuka> [Damage sustained] Pain: 19% (+9) // 6 damage to the right arm (14 /20 HP) // Injuries sustained: 1 open wound to the right arm (-1.0 Blood) May 27 03:07:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Holy FUCK WHY AM I SO FRAGILE." Reina screams as she's double-teamed, unable to handle herself agains tthe primal, instinctual onslaught of these beasts. May 27 03:07:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 1... The two creatures are now within melee range, on your side. You're feeling blood escaping from your new wounds._ May 27 03:07:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (-0.2 Blood) May 27 03:08:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 2. What is your next move?_ May 27 03:08:53 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina yells to keep her blood pumping, whipping out her Browning to pump three shells into one of the feral wolves._ May 27 03:09:11 <HashiBot> <Reina> *Browning, Hainu 1, 3 shots* May 27 03:10:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _OK. Order this turn: Hainu1, Hainu2, You._ May 27 03:11:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The first of the winged wolves takes a few steps back, while growing viciously at you. It then suddenly deploys its wings, and charges at full speed towards your body, intending to just charge and crash into you. His body goes towards your left elbow..._ May 27 03:11:21 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: May 27 03:11:21 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 May 27 03:11:21 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 8 May 27 03:11:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Inaccurate hit! The hainu does crash into you, but not as well as planned. It's going to hurt - just a bit less than planned, perhaps._ May 27 03:13:48 <Hebizuka> [Damage sustained] Pain: 38% (+21) // 5 damage to the left arm (08 /20 HP) // Injuries sustained: Fracture to the left arm, Damaged left arm. (Full effects listed below) May 27 03:14:03 <Hebizuka> [Secondary effects] Broken left arm: FT +1, Strength -10% May 27 03:14:24 <Hebizuka> [Secondary effects] Damaged left arm: FT +1, Strength -10% May 27 03:16:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The second one moves to do the same thing, he will attempt to charge into you, and his body is going towards your right leg._ May 27 03:16:14 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: May 27 03:16:14 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 May 27 03:16:14 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 2 May 27 03:16:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> "FUCKING FINALLY ASSHOLE" May 27 03:18:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Critical failure! The hainu misses you and flies headfirst into the wall behind you. You hear a loud, "THUMP" sound. It seems that the second hainu hurt itself. Not quite enough to kill it, but still significant._ May 27 03:19:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your turn. You may roll for three shots._ May 27 03:19:36 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 03:19:36 <HashiBot> @roll 3#2d6 May 27 03:19:36 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 11;11;9 May 27 03:20:48 <Hebizuka> Hit, hit, hit! May 27 03:20:57 <Hebizuka> _You seem to have divine luck on your side...!_ May 27 03:21:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Please roll 3#1d9 to see how many pellets hit the target. May 27 03:21:30 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 03:21:31 <HashiBot> @roll 3#1d9 May 27 03:21:31 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 5;1;7 May 27 03:21:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Total pellets that hit: 13 May 27 03:23:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The first hainu is struck with a HAIL of lead pellets into the upper body. Despite the impression you have that these are tough creatures, they are also small and sensitive to pain. And you certainly brought the pain today.__ May 27 03:24:20 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The wicked youkai didn't stand a chance. Despite high natural resilience, few things resist to a hail of lead coming their way. You blew out huge chunks of meat, fur, and other giblets from the hainu's upper body, which dies instantly._ May 27 03:26:11 <Hebizuka> <You have killed a hainu! (Browning Auto-5)> May 27 03:26:17 <Hebizuka> +1 Skill Point in Semi-auto shotguns. May 27 03:26:31 <Hebizuka> +1 Brutal point May 27 03:26:51 <Hebizuka> Kill value: 2 RP May 27 03:28:02 <Hebizuka> _Awarded one Brutal point for particularly, er, 'persuasive' shotgun skills._ May 27 03:28:39 <Hebizuka> _Ending Turn 2..._ May 27 03:28:56 <Hebizuka> _You are bleeding. (-0.2 Blood, now 15.6/18)_ May 27 03:30:34 <Hebizuka> _The other hainu is wondering where the debris of the house it thinks fell on his head, are._ May 27 03:30:42 <Hebizuka> _Turn 3. What is your next move?_ May 27 03:32:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina clenches her teeth as she cradles her broken arm, before rushing over to the last Hainu and trying to stomp it death as hard and fast as she can._ May 27 03:32:07 <HashiBot> <Gear> Level up! @Reina is now **level 16**. May 27 03:32:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Kicking it in the upper body, I assume?_ May 27 03:33:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> *Yup.* May 27 03:34:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _OK. Order this turn: You, Hainu._ May 27 03:34:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You may roll for one attack._ May 27 03:36:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> _The bruised and bloodied priestress screams as loud as she can, and as she kicks with all her might, she can feel a swirl of energy - one of the four she had in reserve - infuse itself into her limbs, turning her feet and fists as hard as iron!_ May 27 03:37:09 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 03:37:10 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 May 27 03:37:10 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 2 May 27 03:37:35 <Hebizuka> (( Hang on just one moment. May 27 03:37:42 <Hebizuka> (( Double checking something May 27 03:38:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( Yeah, okay, this kind of went a little out of order May 27 03:38:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> (( What happened?) May 27 03:39:32 <Hebizuka> (( Well technically you didn't properly announce that you wanted to burn a TB to get Fists of Iron - I know you did say so on #chat but this is for logging's sake. :p May 27 03:40:06 <Hebizuka> (( But now that I get it more or less we'll just proceed with the turn - and unfortunately that means you take the critical failure. May 27 03:40:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> (That's fair. Repost and reroll?) May 27 03:40:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> (( WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP) May 27 03:40:23 <Hebizuka> (( Sorry, trying to be as fair as possible here. May 27 03:41:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You have spent one TB to activate Fists of Iron, which had the effect of channeling some of the energy you stored towards your fists and your feet, which you watch glow, then slowly morph into the shape and consistency of hard metal._ May 27 03:41:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Secondary effect] Fists of Iron: Strength +10% for 15 turns May 27 03:42:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Strength is now at 130%] May 27 03:43:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Unfortunately, you attempted to swing your foot at the wicked youkai, and **critically failed**, only managing to send -yourself- to the ground. Fortunately, you're not hurt, but this immediately ends your turn with a little bit of humiliation._ May 27 03:43:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _This gives ample time to the hainu to retaliate. It attempts to claw you, going for the right knee._ May 27 03:43:49 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: May 27 03:43:49 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 May 27 03:43:49 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 6 May 27 03:44:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Swipe, but miss!_ May 27 03:44:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 3..._ May 27 03:44:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You bleed some more. (-0.2 Blood, 15.4 /18) May 27 03:45:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your Stress levels have increased. [current: 5.0%]. This incurs the following effects:_ May 27 03:45:45 <Hebizuka> Stress Tolerance - All incoming Stress effects are now halved. May 27 03:45:45 <Hebizuka> Agility +1 May 27 03:45:45 <Hebizuka> Initiative Speed tier -1 (your attacks will be faster) May 27 03:45:45 <Hebizuka> Accelerated fatigue (extra +0.1% Fatigue per turn) May 27 03:47:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You are now in a state of combat readiness, and you feel overall faster and ready to take that damn hainu on._ May 27 03:47:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 4. What is your next move?_ May 27 03:48:34 <HashiBot> <Reina> "DIE UNDER MY HEEL YOU PIECE OF SHIT." May 27 03:48:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> Reina's going for another kick to the ribs, since using a shotgun with a broken arm is - well - maybe not the best idea. May 27 03:52:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _No TB usage this turn?_ May 27 03:53:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> Nope. May 27 03:53:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> Actually, wait. May 27 03:54:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> 2 TB to begin Regenerating Reina's broken and damaged left arm, please. May 27 03:54:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Regeneration will only heal limb damage (hit points) but not fix the broken arm. Is this still OK?_ May 27 03:54:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> (Yup.) May 27 03:55:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _OK. Order this turn: You, Hainu._ May 27 03:55:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You have spent 2 TB to activate Regeneration..._ May 27 03:57:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your entire body feels like it is trying to capture ambiant energy and repurpose it towards healing. You have the sensation your body acts like a supercharged arthropod, regrowing limb tissue on its own. You concentrate this healing sensation towards your left arm, the most damaged of your limbs so far._ May 27 03:57:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Secondary effects] Regeneration: Light limb healing (+1 HP/turn) on the left arm for the next 5 turns. May 27 03:57:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You may now roll for one attack._ May 27 03:58:01 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 03:58:02 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 COME FUCKING ON ALREADY May 27 03:58:02 <MazeBot> HashiBot, COME FUCKING ON ALREADY: 7 May 27 03:58:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Miss!_ May 27 03:59:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your foot stomps hard on the ground, leaving faint cracks, but it missed the target._ May 27 03:59:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The hainu comes in, and tries to claw your other knee, the left one, this time._ May 27 03:59:32 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: May 27 03:59:32 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 May 27 03:59:32 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 6 May 27 03:59:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Another miss._ May 27 03:59:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The beast's claw bounces uselessly on your leg - it didn't come in at a good angle, and he failed to hurt you._ May 27 04:00:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 4..._ May 27 04:00:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> "WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE BEEN A REGULAR ASS WOLF." May 27 04:00:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You're bleeding again. Red is streaking both of your arms. (-0.2 Blood, 15.2 /18)_ May 27 04:01:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Regeneration is starting to heal your left arm. (Left arm: 09 /20 HP)_ May 27 04:01:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The hainu has regained some of its senses, and is as dangerous as ever._ May 27 04:01:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 5. Next move?_ May 27 04:02:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> KICK TO THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBS May 27 04:02:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _OK. Order this turn: You, Hainu._ May 27 04:02:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You may roll for one attack._ May 27 04:03:00 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 04:03:01 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 May 27 04:03:01 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 5 May 27 04:03:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Miss! Another hard stomp on the ground ,with more strength than accuracy._ May 27 04:04:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The hainu prepares to claw you yet again. You see its claws going for the right hand..._ May 27 04:04:06 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: May 27 04:04:06 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 May 27 04:04:06 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 5 May 27 04:04:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Miss - by far._ May 27 04:04:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending Turn 5..._ May 27 04:04:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _More red fluids exiting your body. (-0.2 Blood, 15.0 /18)_ May 27 04:05:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Regeneration continues healing your left arm. (10 /20 HP)_ May 27 04:05:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your left arm is no longer in a damaged state. You lose the associated effects. (FT +1, Strength - 10%)_ May 27 04:05:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The Hainu is determined to keep fighting._ May 27 04:05:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 6. Next move?_ May 27 04:08:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina whips out the shotgun once more, bracing as much of its weight on her unbroken arm as possible, before aiming straight at the mangy mutt and pulling the trigger._ May 27 04:08:34 <HashiBot> <Reina> *Browning, Hainu, two shots* May 27 04:10:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _OK. Order this turn: Hainu, You._ May 27 04:10:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The beast seems fixated on trying to fuck your right hand up SPECIFICALLY. Which it tries to bite. Will it succeed?_ May 27 04:10:46 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Tempest: May 27 04:10:46 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6 May 27 04:10:46 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 8 May 27 04:11:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Inaccurate hit! It does, and fangs chomp down on your wrist. It hurts quite a bit._ May 27 04:14:12 <Hebizuka> [Damage sustained] Pain: 40% (+10) // 4 damage to the right hand (11 /15 HP) // Injuries sustained: 1 open wound to the right hand (-1 Blood) May 27 04:14:28 <Hebizuka> [Secondary effect] Pain level >=40%: FT +1 May 27 04:15:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _This will throw your aim off a bit. You hope to keep it steady and send the lead flying in the right direction._ May 27 04:15:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You may roll for 2 shots._ May 27 04:16:03 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 04:16:03 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6 May 27 04:16:03 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 9;6 May 27 04:16:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your Auto-5 ran out of ammunition!_ May 27 04:17:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Hit, miss. May 27 04:17:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Roll 1d9 to determine amounts of pellets that hit. May 27 04:18:38 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 04:18:38 <HashiBot> @roll 1d9 May 27 04:18:39 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 9 May 27 04:18:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _All nine pellets of the one shot that went in the right direction!_ May 27 04:23:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Nine hot balls of lead strike the hainu all at once into the upper body, which manage to blast out a significant amount of meat off of the winged beast's torso. Tthe tremendous amounts of pain and traumatic shock caused the hainu to keel over and be rendered harmless. The hainu is not dead, but it is blacked out, and the fight is over._ May 27 04:24:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Ending turn 6..._ May 27 04:24:17 <HashiBot> <Reina> "FACE STOMP FACE STOMP FACE STOMP" May 27 04:24:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You bleed some more. (-0.3 Blood, 13.7 /18)_ May 27 04:24:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your left arm continues regenerating. (11 /20 HP) May 27 04:25:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You are no longer in such pain that your accuracy suffers. (Pain now under 40% - currently: 38%)_ May 27 04:25:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Combat mode is OFF - all enemies incapacitated. I'm assuming you want to execute the hainu?_ May 27 04:25:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> YES. May 27 04:25:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _One kick to the head?_ May 27 04:26:02 <HashiBot> <Reina> One kick to the head. May 27 04:27:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You kick it in the head, and you can clearly feel that something under your foot was starting to give, but the hainu still isn't dead. Maybe another good stomp like that... But mind, every hit you take, even for execution, is equal to spending a turn._ May 27 04:28:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You bled some more. (-0.3 Blood, 13.4 /18)_ May 27 04:28:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your left arm is still healing. (12 /20 HP)_ May 27 04:29:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The hainu is faintly breathing. It's almost dead and bleeding extremely quickly from its injuries. You could just wait until it bleeds out, or try to finish it off with one last mighty kick to the head._ May 27 04:29:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> _tries to keep her fingers steady as she reloads her Browning to five shots, before pillaging the cash in the donation box, and takeing a glance at the LBE she literally bled for. If the Hainu's not dead yet she'll blow it's fucking head off._ May 27 04:30:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Reloading the Auto-5 to full will take two turns. (1 to load 3 then chamber, 1 to load another 2) Is this okay?_ May 27 04:31:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> (Yes.) May 27 04:32:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You grabbed three shells from your vest, then proceeded to load them into your Auto-5, chambering a round afterwards. You then grabbed two more, to top off your weapon._ May 27 04:32:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Browning Auto-5: [4 Buck + 1 Buck] May 27 04:32:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [ Vest / Ammo 3 ] 14 shells remaining (14x 12 gauge, Standard Buck) May 27 04:32:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _2 turns passed while you were loading more ammo, during which the following occurred:_ May 27 04:33:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You were bleeding. A lot. (-0.6 Blood, 12.8 /18)_ May 27 04:33:48 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Your left arm finished being healed by the Regeneration effect, which vanished after the first turn. (13 /20 HP)_ May 27 04:34:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The hainu continued bleeding heavily, leaving a growing pool of red under its passed-out, dying body. You think it will die very soon._ May 27 04:35:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Still need to get my prizes." Reina fought for that money and probably useless LBE and by jove she is going to nab it. May 27 04:35:23 <Hebizuka> [Money] 13 P$ - weight 0.13 May 27 04:35:23 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) Condor MA65 mag rig - Capacity 0 units + Ammo (4 mags only, max tier: Medium) May 27 04:35:36 <Hebizuka> _All this for 13 bucks and a quadruple mag carrier._ May 27 04:36:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Good, that's 13 more bucks and another thigh accessory." Reina slaps that shit on her free leg and goes look at the doors. May 27 04:36:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Money pouch] 313 P$ May 27 04:37:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Condor MA65 equipped on the left leg!_ May 27 04:39:05 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Bedroom (bunks), abandoned // Front: Pathway // Right: Scullery, abandoned May 27 04:39:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> Left. Fucking Wolves. May 27 04:41:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It is now 9 AM in the Mazes. You are still bleeding. (-0.3, 12.5 /18)_ May 27 04:42:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You enter an abandoned bedroom with several bunk beds. This is the most common type of bedroom in the Mazes. For some strange reason, there is an un-looted **container** here. The room is otherwise empty._ May 27 04:43:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Watch this be the ONE FUCKING TIME I don't actually want another shotgun." Reina goes and opens it. May 27 04:44:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _This container is **wooden**, and you understand why it was not looted: it is **locked** with a mechanical lock. The serial number is 6394. You also see there are inscriptions on the lid, which say the following:_ May 27 04:44:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> "EMERGENCY BUG-OUT SUPPLIES: OPEN IN CASE THEY FIGURE IT OUT. Contents: Bag, food, bandages, gun, ammo, and my last hopes for survival" May 27 04:45:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You have the feeling you could really use what's inside._ May 27 04:45:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> "WELP MASTERLOCK IT IS." May 27 04:45:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You will engage the container in combat to try and brute-force it._ May 27 04:45:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> *Browning, 2 shots, mechanical lock* May 27 04:45:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Combat (container) ON_ May 27 04:47:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You may roll for two shots. Be careful however. You might destroy items inside..._ May 27 04:47:58 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 04:47:58 <HashiBot> @roll 2#2d6 May 27 04:47:58 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 8;4 May 27 04:50:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( Oh, actually, ignore my last May 27 04:50:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( Against containers you actually don't even need to roll for combat. All hits autosucceed. May 27 04:50:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( What you do need to roll for is pellets that hit. So go ahead and roll a 2#1d9 instead May 27 04:50:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> (Oh thank god, because I remember when we used to roll) May 27 04:51:05 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 04:51:05 <HashiBot> @roll 2#1d9 May 27 04:51:05 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 7;5 May 27 04:56:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Twelve lead pellets smash into the mechanical lock. You are most certainly not subtle about it, but that did the trick. The lock has been destroyed in a single turn._ May 27 04:56:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _One turn has passed, during which you bleed some more. (-0.3 - 12.2 /18)_ May 27 04:57:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Could you please roll me a 1d9?_ May 27 04:57:23 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 04:57:23 <HashiBot> @roll 1d9 May 27 04:57:23 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 4 May 27 04:57:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It seems you've damaged part of the loot inside..._ May 27 04:58:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You may now open the container and loot it._ May 27 04:58:59 <HashiBot> <Reina> _shoves the lid aside, more desperate than a sailor's for women._ May 27 05:00:28 <Hebizuka> <Wooden container loot> May 27 05:00:28 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Jaeger rucksack - Capacity 60 units May 27 05:00:28 <Hebizuka> [Food] Rations - Military Rations - Regular. Contents: 2x Beef meatballs, canned, 170g + 1 chocolate bar + 10 crackers + 1 can of cola drink + 4 cigarette + lighter. - Weight: 2 May 27 05:00:28 <Hebizuka> [Food] Rations - Military Rations - Regular. Contents: 2x Beef meatballs, canned, 170g + 1 chocolate bar + 10 crackers + 1 can of cola drink + 4 cigarette + lighter. - Weight: 2 May 27 05:00:28 <Hebizuka> <Destroyed loot: Individual Bandage> May 27 05:00:28 <Hebizuka> [Meds] Individual Bandage (IB) - Cures 1 wound. - Weight: 0.1 May 27 05:00:28 <Hebizuka> [Meds] Individual Bandage (IB) - Cures 1 wound. - Weight: 0.1 May 27 05:00:28 <Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - R2/Regular - Ruger Super Redhawk revolver | .454 Casull - DA/SA - 7.5" - N | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds, no +1 | Weight: 5 - [6/6, .454 Casull, Standard FMJ] - (Condition: Brand new / Cleanliness: Lubricated) May 27 05:00:28 <Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Speedloader: .454 Casull/.45 Colt 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.25+0.12 (0.37) - [6/6, .454 Casull, Standard FMJ] May 27 05:00:28 <Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Speedloader: .454 Casull/.45 Colt 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.25+0.12 (0.37) - [6/6, .454 Casull, Standard FMJ] May 27 05:00:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _What will you do with this?_ May 27 05:02:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> Bandages on first, Revolver as my Auxillary, Speedloaders in my LBE, bring the two Rations with me May 27 05:02:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _This will go in a Holster, not as an Auxiliary. Still OK?_ May 27 05:03:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> Sure, why not. May 27 05:03:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Applying the two individual bandages. Which one of your three wounds do you -not- want to patch up?_ May 27 05:04:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Since you have only 2 for 3._ May 27 05:05:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> Avoid the left arm. May 27 05:11:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Alright then. You spend one turn patching your right arm up, at the end of which you bleed 0.2, and another patching your right hand up, after which you only bleed 0.1._ May 27 05:11:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Current Blood: 11.9 /18 May 27 05:11:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Remaining open wounds: 1 (one on left arm) May 27 05:12:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You're then equipping the Super Redhawk, and grabbing the speedloaders in the LBE and the food in the backpack, respectively. Is this correct?_ May 27 05:12:59 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yes. May 27 05:16:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Speedloaders added to Vest / Main_ May 27 05:16:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Vest / Main] 0.99 /3 May 27 05:17:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Rations added to backpack._ May 27 05:17:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Backpack / Main] 33 /60 May 27 05:20:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You're all set and ready after looting the room. On to the next rooms._ May 27 05:21:34 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Corridor // Front: Vault room, forsaken // Right: Break room, abandoned May 27 05:22:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> Vault room. Come on, wealth. May 27 05:23:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You are still bleeding, but at the very least the flow is much smaller and more manageable._ (-0.1, 11.8 /18) May 27 05:27:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You enter a very old, forsaken vault room. It may have been part of a bank or something similar, long ago, but you have the feeling that "long ago" means "hundreds of years ago" here. There is no valuables to be found here, it was probably emptied half a forever ago already. ..._ May 27 05:27:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You see two people patrolling in the room there... They appear to be military. Their camouflage and distinctive shoulder patch indicate they are **Phantom Forces**. The older one is a lieutenant, the other one is a private. They are both female, and are heavily armed and armored._ May 27 05:28:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Nothing seems to indicate they are hostile._ May 27 05:28:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _They have not noticed you yet, though. What will you do?_ May 27 05:29:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> I am immediately fucking off, thank you kindly. May 27 05:31:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** I swear, we are wasting our time, here... May 27 05:31:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Lieutenant]** Stop complaining. With a little luck we'll find it. May 27 05:31:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** With all due respect, Lieutenant, ma'am, but that's bullshit! We've been up since 4 AM and we haven't found squat! We oughta go back to base! May 27 05:32:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Lieutenant]** <Audible sighing> May 27 05:32:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Do you want to leave the room stealthily or do you not care to be seen?_ May 27 05:32:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Or perhaps you want to do something else._ May 27 05:34:18 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 05:34:19 <HashiBot> Reina moves confidently and, most importantly of all, quickly, to the nearest room out of this forsaken fuckhole. She is sacrificing stealth for speed here one hundred percent. May 27 05:34:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** Oh, shit, isn't that a youkai? May 27 05:34:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Lieutenant]** Will you calm your tits, Private Kowalski? Seriously? We're not here to fight! And lower your Gods-damned weapon! May 27 05:35:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Lieutenant]** Leave her be and help me figure out where the fuck we are. May 27 05:35:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The Lieutenant has calmed down her subordinate. They are letting you leave the room._ May 27 05:36:25 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hi there, sugars, bye, nice meeting y'all. If it helps, you're in spittin' distance to Elkins and Arnett." May 27 05:36:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> Get me the fuuuuuuuuck out of here. May 27 05:37:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Lieutenant]** Thank you, citizen! See, Kowalski? I TOLD you, we're FINE. This is the Eastern Zone, we're NOT finding hostiles or hidden monsters here. Just the usual UA shit. Now, do me a favor, put that rifle on "SAFE" and stop, fucking, staring at her! May 27 05:37:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** It's not that, ma'am, it's just I'm jealous of her. May 27 05:37:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** Have you seen the size of her tits? May 27 05:37:40 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Corridor // Front: Scullery, abandoned // Right: Corridor May 27 05:38:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> Now THAT has my attention. "Wellllllll, honey, would you like a closer look? I can offer you some tips." May 27 05:38:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The Private looks huffy and jealous. You notice she's practically flat chested under those pounds of armor and vest._ May 27 05:38:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _But before Private Kowalski can say anything, the Lieutenant conks her over the head (through the helmet!) with her elbow._ May 27 05:39:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Lieutenant]** NO, Private Kowalski is NOT going to request the kind and helpful youkai citizen to show her tits off, because Private Kowalski is a RESPONSIBLE and ATTENTIVE soldier who - GODS know only how - passed Phantom Forces training for a REASON. May 27 05:39:41 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Lieutenant]** ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KOWALSKI. May 27 05:39:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** <Visibly disheartened, her tits absolutely locked on your chest.> Yes, ma'am... May 27 05:40:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> "There's a few exercises I wouldn't mind showing for strong, brave soldiers like yourself. You two could certainly, ah, use the morale boost." May 27 05:40:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The Lieutenant is practically dragging her subordinate out of the room already, and repeating "THANK YOU NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." Funny, considering you were the one wanting to leave at first._ May 27 05:40:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> Reina steps just a bit closer, with her hands very obviously nowhere near her guns. "I heard you gals were looking for something?" May 27 05:40:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _This stops the Lieutenant dead._ May 27 05:41:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Lieutenant]** Er, yes, we are. It's... Kind of embarrassing, actually. And we don't want to trouble you with that. May 27 05:41:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Kowalski is just busy pouting in the corner._ May 27 05:42:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oh, by no means it's any trouble. Unless it's not kosher to accept help from a youkai like me?" Reina smiles shyly, genting bending forward to expose her luscious cleavage. "I won't tell anyone ahout racial minging if you don't. Girls like us gotta stick together, don't you think?" May 27 05:43:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _This is quite visibly weirding out the officer._ May 27 05:43:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Lieutenant]** Yeah, um.. We'll get going. We won't trouble you any further. Kowalski, get your flat ass up. We gotta go further south. May 27 05:44:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** When are we taking a breakfast? I'm hungry... May 27 05:44:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Unless you wish to stop them, they will leave through the door you came from._ May 27 05:44:29 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I have field rations if you guys need breakfast!" May 27 05:44:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** Oh! Oh! Gimme! I'd eat an entire anything right now! Please! May 27 05:44:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'm trying to stop them with a good old fashioned bribe of food. A soldier's best friend, they say. May 27 05:45:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Lieutenant]** Please don't encourage her... May 27 05:46:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I'm not, Ma'am. I'm trying to encourage you. I was awfully scared at first when I saw y'all in here - and a but judgemental. Let a gal make it up to another?" May 27 05:46:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> I toss a wink to the private, hoping she'll play along. May 27 05:46:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** I'll trade you! I, uh,... Oh, gods, is that blood on your arm? May 27 05:47:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** Here! Please, gimme those rations and I'll toss you that bandage, deal? May 27 05:47:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The Lieutenant rolls her eyes but relents from reining her subordinate in. The call for food is too great, it seems._ May 27 05:49:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> "An entire ration for just one bandage? Honey, I don't /always/ think with my tits. I'm not even blonde!" Reina puts her pack down and takes out a ration anyway, however. "How about this - a ration for a bandage, a kiss, and your phone number? I don't wanna keep you two waiting, but I just /got/ to talk with you more in 'Private', Private." May 27 05:50:07 <HashiBot> <Reina> What /does/ Kowalsky and her superior officer look like? May 27 05:50:47 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You examine the soldiers._ May 27 05:52:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The Lieutenant is a middle-aged, Arabid female wolf halfling. She is tall, athletic, with very short dark brown hair that is completely covered by the helmet. She has gray eyes, wears sunglasses, seems to have a scar across the face, and her canine features are sand-colored ears and a tail._ May 27 05:53:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Private Kowalski is a young adult, white female human. She is short, slender, with short white hair, blue eyes, a pair of sunglasses of her own, and no distinguishable features of any kind._ May 27 05:54:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> Except for those cute pouty lips. May 27 05:54:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _And no tits._ May 27 05:55:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** Well, uh, I'm not allowed to give off any kind of private information like that when I'm on duty, but uh, I'll say you were awesome to me and that you're like, a youkai that's totally okay and fine to my buddies. And you get a bandage, I guess.... Now can I have that ration, please-please-please-please? May 27 05:57:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Uh uh uh. A kiss and your firsr name, if no phone number. That's as low as I can go, and only because you're gorgeous." May 27 05:58:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Lieutenant]** This is really unprofessional.. But then again... I'm the only commanding officer in charge and she keeps collecting the damn unprofessional tickets, so... Fine. Kowalski, do whatever you want. I'm going towards Arnett. Please promise me not to shoot her or do something stupid. May 27 05:59:37 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Don't worry Lieutenant, she's in good hands!" May 27 05:59:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** H-hey, wait for me! Wait, I mean, what? A kiss? What, but, wait, no... I'm not like that! I just want your rations! _<Confusion and flustered feelings increasing.>_ May 27 06:00:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The lieutenant is about to leave the room._ May 27 06:02:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Have you even kissed a girl before? I promise I'll make you like it~" Reina steps ever so carefully to block the Lieutenant from view as she walks out the door, gently grabbing Kowalsky's hands and guiding them to her breasts. And then the priestess moves in for her kiss. May 27 06:03:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Roll a 2d6-1 for me, please. May 27 06:03:27 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 06:03:27 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6-1 COME ON GOTTA CRANK UP THE CHARM May 27 06:03:28 <MazeBot> HashiBot, COME ON GOTTA CRANK UP THE CHARM: 4:5-1 May 27 06:03:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> WOMP WOOOOOOOMP May 27 06:04:20 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Kowalski squeaks a high-pitched noise that was an attempt at saying "No". She pushes you away._ May 27 06:04:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** Weirdo! May 27 06:04:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _She's about to run away from the room and rejoin with her CO. Any objections?_ May 27 06:06:21 <HashiBot> <Reina> Reina laughs as she runs after her, ration in tow. "At least take this with you, Kowalski, you need the nutrients if you wanna get them big like mine!" May 27 06:06:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[PF Private]** Stay the hell away from meeeee! May 27 06:06:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Private Kowalski has escaped the room._ May 27 06:06:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You feel like you screwed up._ May 27 06:07:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You are now alone in the room, and there is nothing else of interest. Generating the next rooms now._ May 27 06:08:29 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: May 27 06:08:30 <HashiBot> Reina cackles, in a much better mood now that she's managed to get her flirting on. The Front door Scullery it is - now that the soldiers are far, far away. May 27 06:08:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Reputation with the Military has **decreased** by 10.] May 27 06:09:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [There will be rumors in the special forces circles, speaking about a sexually deviant tanuki that has tried to molest a bright, young and innocent soldier.] May 27 06:10:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> [Pffft like I care.] May 27 06:14:13 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms (Reminder)] Left: Corridor // Front: Scullery, abandoned // Right: Corridor May 27 06:15:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> _Reina cackles, in a much better mood now that she's managed to get her flirting on. The Front door Scullery it is - now that the soldiers are far, far away._ May 27 06:17:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _More red trickles down at a slow rate out of your wounded arm._ (-0.1 Blood, 11.7 /18) May 27 06:19:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A scullery - a room with lots of sinks and dishwashers. This was probably part of a restaurant, or some lavish villa once, but it's just another part of the UA today._ May 27 06:20:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The sinks are functional, and the dishwashers are powered, but not particularly useful. You spot **food** abandoned on the floor._ May 27 06:23:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> Delicious food, come to mamaaaaaa May 27 06:25:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Food] Fast-food - Sandwich. 278 ntri, -34 wtr - Weight: 1 May 27 06:27:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> Into the backpack with you - and now, I rest. May 27 06:27:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> With nearly half my blood out of my body, but pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft. May 27 06:28:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Backpack / Main] 34 /60 May 27 06:28:42 <Hebizuka> [Session end!]