Log:V4 Session 18 (Meta, no ontology)

Jun 12 23:04:23 <Hebizuka> [Session start!] Jun 12 23:04:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Welcome back to the Mazes, Reina Miyako-Knight. You are currently in the Uncivilized Area._ Jun 12 23:05:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You are currently on the road between Arnett and Elkins, currently moving towards Elkins, with only a few rooms left until your next destination._ Jun 12 23:05:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You are in a scullery, and you have already looted this room._ Jun 12 23:06:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> _ignores the fact that she's still bleeding hilariously badly as she looks towards the next rooms._ Jun 12 23:06:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Be careful, as you still have one open wound._ Jun 12 23:06:33 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Roadway // Front: Classroom, abandoned // Right: Empty workshop, abandoned Jun 12 23:06:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> Front door, then. Jun 12 23:08:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Bleeding still. (Blood: 11.6 /18)_ Jun 12 23:11:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You barge into an abandoned classroom. Rows of student tables and chairs, lined up nicely in front of the teacher's desk, and the blackboard, covered in chalk graffiti, which you can read if you want. (@graffiti). Unfortunately, you will have to avoid channeling your inner Australian - for the Australian's greatest enemy is in the room..._ Jun 12 23:11:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _...There is an **emu** in the room, and you bumped into its side._ Jun 12 23:11:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Combat mode is ON._ Jun 12 23:11:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Turn 1. There is no stealth possible, you're immediately aware of each other. What is your next move?_ Jun 12 23:12:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Fuck my liiiiiiiiife." I'm leaving is what I'm going to do. Jun 12 23:12:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Roll a 2d6+Agility to escape. Success on 6 or more._ Jun 12 23:14:03 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Jun 12 23:14:03 <HashiBot> @roll 2d6+1 Jun 12 23:14:03 <MazeBot> HashiBot: 9:8+1 Jun 12 23:15:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Success. End of combat (1 turn) as you have channeled your inner Australian and fled._ Jun 12 23:15:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Once again, the Emus are victorious..._ Jun 12 23:16:08 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Does Australia even /exist/ in Mazeworld?" Jun 12 23:16:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You ran away to the next doors..._ Jun 12 23:16:58 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Corridor // Front: Corridor // Right: Empty club room, **overgrown** Jun 12 23:17:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> Right. Let's get my oontz oontz oontz on. Jun 12 23:20:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _After more bleeding (11.4 /18), you make it into an empty club room, with tables, chairs, couches, a dance floor and pole-vault bars. This was probably part of a strip club in the past. Surprisingly enough, there's **food** on one of the tables that hasn't been looted._ Jun 12 23:22:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> Mmmm mmm mmm, delicious stripper food. What is it? Jun 12 23:22:27 <HashiBot> <Reina> A bag of gummy dicks? Jun 12 23:22:31 <Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of mead. 149 ntri, 23 wtr per part [2/2 parts] - Alcoholic (Inebriation +1.8 per part) - Addictive (Alcohol) - Weight: 1 Jun 12 23:22:41 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _They party hard in those strip clubs._ Jun 12 23:24:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, well. I'll slip that inside my bag... and chow down on one of the military rations. All of it. Jun 12 23:24:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> I need to eat if I want to keep from bleeding out. Jun 12 23:25:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Backpack / Main] 35 /60 Jun 12 23:26:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The military rations (Regular) each contain 2 cans of beef meatballs, 1 chocolate bar, 1 box of 10 crackers, 1 can of cola drink, 4 cigarettes, and a lighter._ Jun 12 23:26:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Consuming the full contents of one - including the cigarettes - would take 8 turns._ Jun 12 23:26:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> Lordy. Maybe I'll wait, then. Jun 12 23:26:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> What are the next rooms? Jun 12 23:27:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _What you can do however, is unpackage one of the rations, and simply separate the different items, at the cost of them taking more space in your inventory._ Jun 12 23:28:25 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Corridor // Front: Shower room, abandoned // Right: Bedroom (single bed), abandoned Jun 12 23:29:43 <HashiBot> <Reina> I will not be doing that. I /will/ be going into the Bedroom. Jun 12 23:34:48 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _To the bedroom you go, while leaving a red trail. (11.3/18). This is an entire room with only one bed, as well as the other furniture suitable for such a luxurious room; a nightstand, a desk, a table, chairs, and **a television and a radio**, both of which you can use. There is nothing else in this room, however._ Jun 12 23:35:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yeah, this seems like a cozy spot... Jun 12 23:36:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'm going to turn on the radio, and fine some tunes to relax too while I meditate. Jun 12 23:36:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> I think - 3 Tanuki Balls should be enough for now? Jun 12 23:36:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> And I have enough blood in me that I sholdn't die from it. Jun 12 23:36:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _That's up to you. You still have 1 TB._ Jun 12 23:37:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You may type @radio if you want to, but as I understand, you're going to concentrate to generate new TBs, is that it?_ Jun 12 23:38:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> _tries her best to flex out her sore muscles before lounging on the bed. Sure, she'll get the sheets red, but it's not like anyone will care_ Jun 12 23:38:15 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup, generating two TB for 3 total. Jun 12 23:38:23 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Jun 12 23:38:24 <HashiBot> @radio Jun 12 23:38:24 <MazeBot> [Talk radio] The Hunter's Report - Analysis of wildlife and creatures roaming about in the Mazes and how to deal with them Jun 12 23:38:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> Oh hey, maybe they'll have something about emu Jun 12 23:38:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> . Jun 12 23:39:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _While the Hunter's Report talks about sightings of gorilla zombies, you zone out and start meditating._ Jun 12 23:39:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You will spend 30 turns and burn 750 nutrition, and in the process, you will bleed out 3 units - which MAY result in negative effects. Do you confirm?_ Jun 12 23:40:17 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. Jun 12 23:40:29 <HashiBot> <Reina> Wait hold p.\ Jun 12 23:40:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> Shouldn't it be 20 trns, 500 ntrition, and 2 units? Jun 12 23:40:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Oh, you want to get TO 3TB, not generate 3 new ones. Jun 12 23:40:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> 'Yup yup, generating two TB for 3 total.' Jun 12 23:40:58 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yeah. Jun 12 23:40:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> My bad. Jun 12 23:41:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Then yes, it's 20 turns and 500 nutrition, and indeed 2 units bled out. Jun 12 23:41:18 <HashiBot> <Reina> I died of dehydration, I know not to get so low. Jun 12 23:41:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Alright then. Jun 12 23:43:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Twenty turns pass, during which, yes, you leave a growing puddle of red on the bed... But at least, you managed to generate two new Tanuki Balls [3 /10 TB]._ Jun 12 23:43:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Stats updates: [Blood, 9.3 /18] [Nutrition: 1991 ntri] [Hydration: 413 wtr]_ Jun 12 23:43:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You're starting to feel thirsty._ Jun 12 23:44:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _As a result of being thirsty, your strength is decreasing. [Strength: -10%, now 130%]_ Jun 12 23:44:53 <HashiBot> <Reina> _cackles as she feels the swirling balls of energy fill up inside her, and she immediately puts it to good use. Three Balls of energy go towards making her body Stiffer than ever, forcibly shutting down her blood loss... for now._ Jun 12 23:45:12 <HashiBot> <Reina> Alright, /now/ I'll open the ration and grab a cola. Jun 12 23:45:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You have unpackaged one of your military rations. One of your rations is now removed from your inventory - instead, you acquire the following objects:_ Jun 12 23:46:50 <Hebizuka> [Food] Canned goods - Beef meatballs, canned, 170g. 335 ntri, -60 wtr - Weight: 0.5 - (Quantity: 2) Jun 12 23:46:50 <Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Chocolate bar. 266 ntri, -5 wtr - Weight: 1 Jun 12 23:46:50 <Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Mini-box of salt crackers, 10 - 130 ntri, -30 wtr - Weight: 1 Jun 12 23:46:50 <Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Can of cola drink. 139 ntri, 99 wtr - Agility+1, Alertness increase for 8 turns, Fatigue -1.0% - Weight: 1 Jun 12 23:46:50 <Hebizuka> [Meds] Cigarette (required lighter or fire source to use) - Suppressed hunger, Agility+1, FT-1 for 1d6+2 turns - Addictive (Nicotine) - Weight: 0.1 - (Quantity: 4) Jun 12 23:46:50 <Hebizuka> [Key item] A bracelet-lighter. A small reliable source of fire. - Weight: 1 Jun 12 23:47:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Total weight unpackaged: 5.4 units._ Jun 12 23:48:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Now that you have the foodstuffs laid out, you crack open that can of cola, and spend a turn drinking that down._ Jun 12 23:49:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Backpack / Main] 37.4 /60 Jun 12 23:50:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Nutrition: 2130 ntri] - [Hydration: 512 wtr] Jun 12 23:50:25 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You no longer feel thirsty, and regained the lost strength. (Strength: 140%)_ Jun 12 23:56:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You now spend the 3 Tanuki Balls you have to immediately activate **Stiffness**. You feel your skin and flesh harden, the consistency of your skin approaching that of tree bark. Your open wound on the left arm temporarily closes, and you stop bleeding... For now, at least. The effect lasts 30 turns._ Jun 12 23:56:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Quite stiff indeed._ Jun 12 23:57:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> More than enough to survive until the next town Jun 12 23:57:52 <HashiBot> <Reina> Alrighty, let's get going. Jun 12 23:58:32 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Pathway // Front: Roadway // Right: Deactivated room Jun 12 23:59:01 <HashiBot> <Reina> Working, working on the Roadway, working all live-long daaaaaaay. Jun 13 00:00:09 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _**Fists of Iron** has worn off. Your hands no longer feel like they are made out of metal. Your Strength has decreased. (130%, -10%)_ Jun 13 00:04:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A roadway. Just another step on your way to Elkins. Multiple things of note are in this room: two objects - a piece of **load-bearing equipment**, an **object** of unknown type, and a creature; a **guardian angel**, whose side you bump into as you enter the room. Fortunately the Angelic creature appears not to be hostile._ Jun 13 00:05:02 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The guardian angel is male, and he -immediately- eyeballs you. With a smirk that has nothing Angelic about it._ Jun 13 00:05:11 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Well, hello there... Jun 13 00:07:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> _grins back, going from a casual jog to a smooth, hip-swaying saunter as she approaches the angel. The tanuki whore makes sure to arch her back and put her massive, jiggling breasts on full display. Blasphemer the angel may be, but he's certainly a looker. Angelics always are. "Why hello there, handsome. Like what you see?"_ Jun 13 00:08:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** _<Wishful sighing.>_ Yes, yes I do, but I'm forbidden from doing much more than touching with the eyes. I'm on probation... Again. Jun 13 00:08:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** How could I guess that what I thought was friendly banter could be considered sexual harassment? But, bah. I'm an Angelic, just a -terrible- one. Jun 13 00:09:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** ... Okay, maybe it was a mite embarrassing to compliment my boss's pubic hair. But still! I was just trying to be friendly! Jun 13 00:12:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oh, /honey,/ I know exactly what you mean." I side up to the hunk, unbuttoning my shirt just a bit to give my puppies more room to breathe. "I say there's nothing wrong with complimenting a kept pussy. Too many people are so focused on hiding away their best aspects. How nice did her hair look down there? I bet you angels are as soft as silk." She moves her hands move away from her holstered shotty and towards her thighs, idly tapping long, slender fingers across her smooth bare skin. Jun 13 00:13:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Or was it a he? I promise I won't judge." Jun 13 00:15:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** It was a she, she's blonde, and the carpets DO match the drapes, but... ANYWAY. _<Coughing. He seems to be actively trying to force himself not to sound too creepy, which just makes him look bad.>_ Uh. Yeah. I'm Octavius. I'm Heaven's worst D-Rank in existence. Jun 13 00:16:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** I got chewed out by my assigned divine counselor last week. Again. He said that if I try to hit on another mortal I'm going to be, uh , "re-processed". Don't get me wrong, I'd actually like it if it's what it sounded like, but... No, I'm gonna cease existing. Ahah... Jun 13 00:16:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** And the thing with my boss, and.. yeah I'm pretty terrible at this! Jun 13 00:18:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Nice to meet ya, Octa. Can I call you Oct-ahhhh... Well." Reina reaches over to Octavius, only to stop just before her nails touch his shoulder. "I'm Reina, and I just want to check. You can't touch me, but am I allowed to touch you? A handsome man like you shouldn't be so down." Jun 13 00:18:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Well, I mean, if you're the one trying to hit on me, technically it works, but... _<He freezes and immediately grabs both of your shoulders, looking rather pained.>_ Jun 13 00:19:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Okay, you GOTTA help me out. On something -really- stupid. Do you have ANY idea how much it sucks to know, feel, and have the exact same sensations as a mortal, but lack the, uh, necessary equipment? I know what you're doing with that seductive thing, but here's the thing! Jun 13 00:20:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Octavius takes a step back, and pushes away his clothes to show off something that you probably wasn't expecting. If he had been a human, he would be showing his junk off. But he is an Angelic, and all you see is a featureless crotch._ Jun 13 00:20:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** THIS SHIT RIGHT THERE IS WHY I HATE MY JOB. Jun 13 00:23:51 <HashiBot> <Reina> Reina's seductive visage freezes in place, but only just for a moment. Calmly and soothingly, she walks over to Octavius and glides her finger down his chest. "Okay, Octa. Do you want me to crack a filthy joke slash proposition? Or do you want me to be serious?" There's no smile on her face now, only confidence and professionalism. "I can do either, and I want to help. I'd be a shitty Contestant if I didn't." Jun 13 00:26:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> "What you're going through is a horrific torture. And, as you can see - " here, she gestures to her battered body. "I know a little bit about that sort of thing." Jun 13 00:26:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Octavius whines._ Jun 13 00:27:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Wait... Hang on. Contestant? Jun 13 00:27:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** W-w-wait hold the horses. Jun 13 00:27:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Reina Miyako-Knight. Contestant. The gal who's gonna get all four Amulets and change the world. That's me." Her grin's a bit less sexy, a lot more kind. "Maybe I can pull some strings for us, huh?" Jun 13 00:28:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Wait, okay. Hang on. Cuz I gotta tell you something about that. You ain't the first one who thinks he - or she - is the Chosen One and all that. Plenty of people have even tried to go to Cloud Ten with fake-ass amulets made out of plastic and ceramic. Jun 13 00:29:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** And here you are, a tall youkai with a huge pair of tits, coming out of nowhere, trying to -seduce me- (and by every possible blasphemy, I love it, but that's not the point), and you introduce yourself as the Contestant. I-... Okay. Jun 13 00:29:40 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _His facial expression regains more seriousness._ Jun 13 00:31:43 <HashiBot> <Reina> Reina takes a step back, still keeping her hands away from her weapons. Nothing but sincerity. "Yes, but /I/ got revived under orders of Hebizuka, by her paid scientists, in Arnett, just down that way. I like to think I have a stronger claim than most, but - well. Once I get the first real Amlet, that'll prove it, won't it?" Jun 13 00:32:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** ... Okay fuck it. You are the Contestant I don't care what people think. Jun 13 00:32:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> What /does/ Octavius look like? He's sized me up, so now I aughta do the same to him. Jun 13 00:32:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** You're way too _aware_ of things. No random youkai would know or even care about the Admin's name. I only kind of know because, well... I ... snoop sometimes... in people's desks. But... Yeah fuck it you're the One. Jun 13 00:33:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> I can't help myself. "Ever find something /naughty/ in those desks?" Jun 13 00:34:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Like most Angelics of his rank and type, he is a human-sized creature with pale white skin. He is slender, has short, unkempt and messy chestnut hair, and has a pair of violet eyes._ Jun 13 00:34:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Not really... I imagine they must get smoking hot gals and dudes at the competition's offices. Bah... Jun 13 00:37:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Well. If you believe me, Octa - I have an offer for you. Will you listen? Listen to how the Contestant feels about her lot?" Jun 13 00:37:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Okay, so, that's kind of awkward. I was gonna say I got an offer for you, too! But, you go ahead first. Jun 13 00:38:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> Reina actually blushes, just a bit. "No, no - by all means. I love it when men take the lead - just let me have the reins when you're done?" Jun 13 00:39:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** _<Pause.>_ Are you sure you're not employed by Hell Inc? I've seen succubi talk like you. But anyway. Here's the thing. I THINK - Like. I'm fairly sure of it; I know something that might be interesting for you. And you can anything you ever want to ask me about the Angelics - at least as far as my low-ranked posterior can tell you. But in exchange, I want you to do me a little favor... Jun 13 00:40:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Actually it's kiiiiind of a big one. Jun 13 00:40:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Well - I'll make damn sure that Hell or High Water, I'll /get/ you a big one. But fire away, handsome." Jun 13 00:43:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** What I'd need you to do... Is for you to go to Semitas, or Divus Nitor, or really, whatever Angelic town is closest... Go meet the local shrine maidens, and tell them that you've taken Guardian Angel Octavius under your personal custody, and basically negotiate my contract away. And if they say no... Jun 13 00:44:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** ...Then you spit on their doggone faces and you kick em in the crotch. I'm on thin ice, I'm gonna die, I may as well try to tear my contract off. Rather be a rogue angel than dead... but I might die anyway! Jun 13 00:46:18 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oh, Octa, you read my mind. That's not going to be a problem at /all./ But, before we get to the Q&A, might I have my little spiel?" Jun 13 00:46:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Allow a lady of the night her theatrics - you seem to like 'em, after all." Jun 13 00:46:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Hey, my ears are all freakin' open. Jun 13 00:46:57 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** I'm SO going to be fired - and die - for doing this. But fuck it. And fuck the no-swearing rule too. Go ahead. Jun 13 00:47:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I hope you'll say no to the no-fucking rule after we're done. But let me be blunt." Jun 13 00:48:43 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I hate being the Contestant. I'm not from here - I'm from a world that's brighter, grander, where we're not trapped in tight, meaningless, featureless cubes, and youkai and humans don't fight, and morals aren't constrained to hollow corporate bullshit." Jun 13 00:49:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Oh my GODS - and yes, I'm blaspheming again but - YOU AND I ARE ALIKE. Jun 13 00:49:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** LIFE WAS SO MUCH BETTER IN THE ANGELIC PLANE. I did NOT want to be assigned here! I could laze off on my cloud all day long, like some fucking pegasus or something! Jun 13 00:50:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Sex? Sex is beautiful. It's two people finding heaven together. It's seperate souls becoming one, and easing their burdens. And I hate the fact that Hell Inc's turned it into some sort of sin, when it's the most awe-inspiring act to ever do, when it's the proof that the Gods are real and that they love life." Jun 13 00:50:43 <HashiBot> <Reina> "But if I hate Hell for co-opting it, for /corrupting/ it with abuse and rape and drugs and hate, then I hate Heaven LTD. for shoving so many sticks up their asses that all they draw is shit and blood." Jun 13 00:50:54 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Octavius whines wistfully again, as though you're describing something he's never experienced. Actually there is a strong chance he's never experienced that at all._ Jun 13 00:51:59 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Heaven - Heaven LTD. is stealing from the Gods. If Hell is full of heretics, than the shrine maidens, the other angels, whoever the FUCK is running this shitshow in the Maze - they're blasphemers and need to go away." Jun 13 00:52:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Okay, so, you gotta understand something. Jun 13 00:52:30 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Octa? I'm so close - please, let me finish?" Jun 13 00:52:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Yeah yeah yeah okay my bad. Go ahead. Jun 13 00:55:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> _blows him a kiss. "You were pulled away from the Angelic Plane - I was pulled from /my/ Plane. I'm a stranger in a strange land, and I'm looking for rivers in a dry land. All I have to go on are last aces, from lost hands. And all I have to go on is the faith, /my/ faith, that what I'm about to propose is right. Because faith isn't enough, when there's not a single person willing to shed a heartbeat for tin men."_ Jun 13 00:56:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> Reina shudders as she speaks, her words filled with the fanaticsm of the devout. "I walked away from Semitas because I don't believe in them. I was going to go to Utroba, go to Hell Inc, and work with them to tear Heaven asunder." Jun 13 00:57:17 <HashiBot> <Reina> "But I see you. I see you, Octa, suffering under Heaven's yoke, but still working on the side of good. I see you, Octa, suffering from the yearn to touch another, and I think that the Gods still care." Jun 13 00:57:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I asked for a sign, Octa. And you're mine. So be my shoulder angel, and help me choose." Jun 13 00:58:18 <HashiBot> <Reina> "If we go together to Utroba - we can go rogue. We can fight the good fight, tear Heaven apart, and bring about a real paradise." Jun 13 00:58:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Or I'll work with Heaven all the way, and see how it plays out." Jun 13 00:58:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** YOU GO, GIRL! YEAH! That was the best thing I heard of all WEEK. No, no, EVER. Seriously. Do what I can't - work for the competition! Be a Hell follower, and think of me in the process! Ah, if I had complete free will, I'd follow you right to Utroba and hand in my resume! Alas, I can't. I'd be killed 17 different ways if I went to a Demonic town. Jun 13 00:59:52 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hell's no fun without good company, Octa." Jun 13 01:00:12 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Oh MAN I've never been that excited before. It's... Fuck. I'm SO dead. Ahahaha. I'm SO dead but. I'm HAPPY that you said all that you did. I bet you'd make them Hell directors warm and fuzzy and shit! Jun 13 01:00:24 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** ...Or... Hot and horny... or whatever I don't know how demons work, but YEAH. Jun 13 01:01:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I'll stop by a Sanctum and make you mine, Octa. Hell or High Water, I'll release you. And then I can give you release." Jun 13 01:02:19 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Fuckin' A! You'll know immediately if this works, I'll be teleported to the shrine and basically bound to follow you. And if it didn't work, assume I'm dead. Cuz I'm SO dead if that doesn't work. Okay? Think of me on your way, alright? Oh, and don't go to Elkins, it's a shithole. Jun 13 01:02:50 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Hahahaha. I'll make an about face once I stock up, Octa. And, well - before I forget." Jun 13 01:03:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> I walk towards him until my breasts are flattening against his chest, and I tiptoe to whisper in his ear. "I don't suppose your ass works? Because if nothing else, I can give you a taste of freedom before I go." Jun 13 01:05:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Sweet little red-assed demon they're enormous. And, uh, no. There's no hole back there either if that's what you're asking. _<Beat>_ Can you... Like, stay five more seconds like that? Just don't move. Let me enjoy the fact I broke my chastity contract again to someone like you. Just five seconds. Jun 13 01:05:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Only if you kiss me. And only if you make it a minute." Jun 13 01:05:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** I feel so guilty. It's kind of amazing. Jun 13 01:06:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Don't be. If it wasn't right, I wouldn't be here before you now." Jun 13 01:06:23 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Have faith in me, and have faith in the Gods." Jun 13 01:06:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Uh... Actually. Save the kiss for if you manage to get me off the hook, okay? I ... just want to be sure that I'm not committing suicide. Once you have me on direct contract I can be as terrible as I fucking want. Jun 13 01:07:15 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Hell if you're lucky maybe you can drag me to some Hell town and have me tossed in their balefire or something. With a little luck I'mma come out corrupted and Hell-ified, and maybe I'll have GODDAMN GENITALS too. Jun 13 01:08:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Did I say "Hell" twice? Jun 13 01:08:35 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oh, /fine./ No sense getting Le Grosse Mort while fishing for Le Pettite Mort. And yes, yes you did." Jun 13 01:09:58 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak Youkai. But whatever you say! I'mma go on my own way now. Like I said, we'll meet again if you succeed. And if not... Well, kick a shrine maiden in the ovaries for me, okay? I'mma go to Arnett and hide out at the local watering hole and pretend I'm not a terrible member of society. Jun 13 01:11:05 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I'll drag every shrine maiden to Hell with me and make sure they do nothing but pump out baby demons for the rest of their days." Jun 13 01:11:31 <HashiBot> <Reina> _just spends a turn holding Octa, and hoping he'll hug back. She needs it just as much as he does._ Jun 13 01:12:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Octavius returns the hug, hesitant and trembling as he is, and very much enjoying those five seconds smushed up against your chest. So much so that you spent a whole turn just hugging._ Jun 13 01:16:39 <HashiBot> <Reina> _eventually pulls away, but it's a slow and hesitant thing. The last thing Octa feels, before they finally break contact, is Reina's rock hard nipples, gently rubbing up and down his chest._ Jun 13 01:17:08 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Don't cheat on me now, Octa, or I will be /very/ cross with you." Jun 13 01:19:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Aw, like I would after something like that! Jun 13 01:19:51 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[G Angel]** Okay, I have to go now. Stay safe out there, alright? I'll huddle up and be quiet like a shrine mouse in Arnett. I don't -need- to drink but... I kind of want to get drunk right now. But, yeah, toodles! Jun 13 01:20:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Ta ta, handsome." Jun 13 01:20:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Octavius runs out through the door you came from._ Jun 13 01:21:01 <HashiBot> <Reina> Alrighty, NOW it's time to loot. Jun 13 01:21:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Right on point._ Jun 13 01:21:12 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yeah you thought I forgot all about that didn't you Jun 13 01:21:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> PRIORITIES, Jun 13 01:21:18 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) Specter shotgun rig - Capacity 0 units + Ammo (Shotgun shells only, max 20) Jun 13 01:21:18 <Hebizuka> [Item] Box of 20 Torque threaded arrowheads, designed to be screwed onto arrows. The arrowheads are pyramidal in shape, and hollow... Maybe they can be filled up. - Weight: 1 - [Arrowheads: 19/20] Jun 13 01:21:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> WELP THAT'S AWFULLY CONVIENENT. Jun 13 01:21:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( I had a feeling you'd enjoy this. Jun 13 01:22:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> Rightio. Toss out the Drum Magazine rig for the shotty rig, and shove the arrowheads into the backpack. Jun 13 01:22:48 <HashiBot> <Reina> And then off I go. Jun 13 01:23:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You have replaced your Drum Mag rig with a Specter shotgun rig on your right leg._ Jun 13 01:25:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Backpack / Main] 38.4 /60 Jun 13 01:26:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> What's next? Come at me now. Jun 13 01:28:41 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Locker room, abandoned // Front: Laundry room, abandoned // Right: Office room, abandoned Jun 13 01:28:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> Laundry room it is. Jun 13 01:34:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _An abandoned laundry room, with its many washing machines, unfortunately all looted already. You find more **load-bearing equipment** on the floor, though._ Jun 13 01:35:28 <HashiBot> <Reina> Come oooon something good.. Jun 13 01:35:48 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) Medic leg rig - Capacity 0 units + Meds 1 (1 unit meds only, max 1) + Meds 2 (0.1 unit meds only, max 5) Jun 13 01:38:04 <HashiBot> <Reina> Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, meds don't take up that much space. Jun 13 01:38:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> Next doors. Jun 13 01:39:39 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Shower room, abandoned // Front: Laboratory room, forsaken // Right: Deactivated room Jun 13 01:40:01 <HashiBot> <Reina> Front door, same as before. Jun 13 01:47:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A really old and smelly laboratory room, which hasn't seen use in who knows how long. The computers here are long out of order. The sink appears not to be functional anymore. There is an encounter here - a powerful **Magus Magician** on Side 3, but he doesn't seem hostile. There is also a **valuable object** and a **firearm** on the ground._ Jun 13 01:48:17 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Kinda ironic to see a magic user in a lab, eh?" I greet the guy and move over to check out the goodies. Jun 13 01:48:52 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Magus]** Greetings, traveler. Do you happen to have any mushrooms, by any chance? Jun 13 01:49:13 <Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - R1/Common - CZ Skorpion vz. 61 submachine gun | .32 ACP - Semi/Full - 4.5" - FS | AutoROF: 7 | No accessory | Skorpion .32 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 - [3/20, Standard JHP] - (Condition: **Terrible** / Cleanliness: **Dirty**) Jun 13 01:49:13 <Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Platinum bar, 500g ingot - Value 3000-12000 P$ (1d9001+2999) - Weight: 1 Jun 13 01:50:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Noooot on me, unfortunately. I'm an indoors kinda gal." I'll take the gun and the platinum bar holy fuck, before going on my way. Jun 13 01:50:41 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I saw an overgrown club room a few doors back, maybe try your luck there?" Jun 13 01:52:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Magus]** Oh, thank you! I'll continue on my route and hopefully find this room you speak of. Jun 13 01:52:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Laters, handsome." Next doors? Jun 13 01:52:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Place the Skorpion in the backpack?_ Jun 13 01:53:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. Jun 13 01:57:03 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Backpack / Main] 43.4 /60 Jun 13 02:00:49 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You pass the only door on your way out. You have exited the Uncivilized Area and successfully traveled all the way to Elkins._ Jun 13 02:01:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You are now in the town's Gap corridor. A sign above the door that leads to the Town Gate says "WELCOME TO ELKINS", but the sign looks old and unkempt. Something doesn't feel right about this._ Jun 13 02:02:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You're free to visit the town, or continue on in the UA. What will you do?_ Jun 13 02:03:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll bite the bullet and walk in - with my shotty out and ready. It's fully loaded, right? Jun 13 02:03:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Currently 2 shells in the magazine, plus one in the chamber. You can load it with two more._ Jun 13 02:04:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> 2 Shells go in. Jun 13 02:06:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Take from Vest/Main (5 shells of Standard Buckshot) or Vest/Shells (14 shells of Standard Buckshot)?_ Jun 13 02:06:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> Main, please. Jun 13 02:07:36 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You grab two of the five shells sitting in your tactical vest's interior pocket, and spend one turn loading them into your Browning Auto-5. It is now fully loaded, at 4+1, all shells Standard Buckshot._ Jun 13 02:07:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> Already, time to go in. Jun 13 02:08:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Step into the Town Gate?_ Jun 13 02:08:49 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. Jun 13 02:10:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You walk into the Town Gate, and something immediately catches your eye..._ Jun 13 02:11:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _...There is nobody here. There is no Town Security guarding the entrance to town. At all. The walls are old, decaying, and covered in elaborate graffiti._ Jun 13 02:11:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _West: Toilets. North: Access corridor. South (previous): Gap corridor._ Jun 13 02:11:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> What does the graffiti say? Give me something to work with. Jun 13 02:11:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Type @graffiti to read one._ Jun 13 02:11:39 <HashiBot> Command sent from Discord by Reina: Jun 13 02:11:39 <HashiBot> @graffiti Jun 13 02:11:39 <MazeBot> dark bananer, the fruity superhero past the 'best before' date! Jun 13 02:11:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> Welp. Jun 13 02:11:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> Okay, perimeter sweep, Toilets first. Jun 13 02:13:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You stepped into the toilets at the town entrance. There are four cabins, four urinals, a sink, and a heavily cracked mirror. The room smells horrible - although the sink and toilets do seem functional, it is pretty clear this place hasn't been cleaned in a while. There is no-one in there, though._ Jun 13 02:13:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> Anything of value? Jun 13 02:13:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Nothing at all. Unless you want to take a sip at the sink._ Jun 13 02:14:00 <HashiBot> <Reina> Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I got an angel cock waiting for me. Jun 13 02:14:04 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Or loot the toilets._ Jun 13 02:14:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _No, seriously. There's nothing of use here._ Jun 13 02:14:33 <HashiBot> <Reina> Not worth my time. I'm heading into the Access Corridor and the town proper. Jun 13 02:15:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _A corridor with the usual directional signs. They've been defaced with more graffiti and cracks, but you can guess that they say "SOCIAL SQUARE" and "TOWN GENERATOR"._ Jun 13 02:15:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _North: Social Square (with fast travel to the center). East: Generator. South (prev): Town Gate._ Jun 13 02:15:45 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll check the Generator. Jun 13 02:17:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You find yourself in the control room of the town generator. Two Engineers can be found there, one of them sitting at the power monitoring computer, the other sitting on the floor._ Jun 13 02:17:31 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _There is a door to the north, but it seems to be electronically locked. The only other way out is south, back to the Access corridor._ Jun 13 02:18:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> "So, uh... why is Elkins this run down? Did something happen?" Jun 13 02:19:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #1]** Bwhoa, shit! Raider!! Jun 13 02:20:16 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #2]** Wait, wait you fucking dumbass, she doesn't look like one! Jun 13 02:20:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #2]** ...Actually, who the hell are you? Nobody -ever- comes this far usually... Jun 13 02:21:14 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Trust me, the raiders would be after me considering my looks. And, well - I'm just... exploring? I've never been to Elkins before." Jun 13 02:21:32 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I'm Reina. I'll probably be heading to Arnett after this. And you two are?" Jun 13 02:22:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #2]** Damn... You're lost, lady. There ain't nothin' round here. I'm Cal, and this asshole at the computer is Travis. We're maybe one of the last fools who give a shit about keeping the power running, because if we don't theshop owners come and beat us up... but honestly? All a lost cause. Jun 13 02:22:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #1]** Yeah, like they make any fucking business... _<Cough, cough.>_ everyone's fucking leaving town. Soon there ain't gonna be a town no more. We should've high-tailed already. Jun 13 02:23:20 <HashiBot> <Reina> "That's... that's a shame. Don't suppose the mayor or whatever's still around?" Jun 13 02:23:45 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #1]** _snrk_. The mayor? He probably got shot last month. Honestly I'm not even keeping track anymore. Jun 13 02:24:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Does that mean the position's open~?" Jun 13 02:24:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #2]** Yeah, I mean... The town's not even trying to have a mayor anymore, because as SOON as there was a problem, the residents just went up and filled his face full of lead. And generally the problem is that we keep being fucking invaded. Jun 13 02:24:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #2]** Honestly, lady, you'd be better off leaving. Jun 13 02:25:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Yeah, but two hard working guys like you are still keeping it alive. There's gotta be something worthwhile here. Right?" Jun 13 02:26:01 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #1]** There's this one dude... Bruce, I think. He's been trying to look for a solution... Jun 13 02:26:34 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #1]** I have no idea where he is right now. I think he's been out of town for the past few weeks, he kept saying he was gonna gather "supplies", but I think it's all a lie and he's really just planning on leaving town too. Jun 13 02:27:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #2]** Well I dunno, lady. You tell me if there's any fuckin' thing of use here. Honestly, we should leave before the next invasion kills us, but Travis over there, he says "Where to?" and I can't answer that question, so we never DO leave. Jun 13 02:28:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #2]** Best case scenario would be to find Bruce... Bruce Halverson, his full name. But he ain't in town. That's all I'm sure about. Jun 13 02:29:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Well - Arnette's down a few ways, and I'm headed over there myself if you want an escort." Jun 13 02:30:11 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Otherwise, I'll probably see if I can't find this Bruce guy. Your call." Jun 13 02:31:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> "What say you? I could use the company, but I'll try to send help if you two wanna stick around." Jun 13 02:33:00 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #1]** Nah, Imma stay, I'm good. Jun 13 02:33:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #2]** Yeah, same, somebody's gotta keep this shit running while there's still a couple of people threatening to kill us if we don't, right? Jun 13 02:34:29 <HashiBot> <Reina> " /Well."/ Jun 13 02:34:40 <HashiBot> <Reina> "If it's a shithole, we could just kill them first and then leave." Jun 13 02:35:06 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I don't believe in doing things at gunpoint, you know?" Jun 13 02:36:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #1]** Hoh boy. Good luck. Always been convinced those fuckers will kill before they die. Only reason this town can still call itself one. The town's done for the day they -leave-, trust me. They're just holed up in their shops, unwilling to set up a new Town Security like back in the day... Not doing much besides thinking of themselves. Jun 13 02:36:53 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #2]** Yeah, like, seriously. They really won't keep running their shops for much longer. Hardly anyone drops by anymore. Jun 13 02:37:06 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Engie #2]** Sooner or later they'll have to leave, and that'll be the end of it. Jun 13 02:37:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Well, if you say so. Keep a lookout for me in Arnett, if you ever drop by. Good luck." Jun 13 02:37:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll head towards the social square and start getting rid of crap. Jun 13 02:40:23 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You travel 7 rooms to the social square center. You notice most of the town is run down and unkempt. It looks a lot like Arnett, if Arnett's social square was seemingly completely empty and left to rot for decades. The town map is still there, though, and does still detail which businesses and services are still open and operating. Suffice to say, it's not much._ Jun 13 02:41:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Residential areas: 1 Jun 13 02:42:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Just get me a gun shop and a pharmacy, that's all I want." Jun 13 02:42:08 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Social square facilities: Bank, Hiring bureau, 1 bar (The Armadillo), takeout stand, library Jun 13 02:42:20 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Shop hub: Clothing shop, Gun shop, Engineering workshop Jun 13 02:42:26 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." Jun 13 02:42:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Special facility: Office complex Jun 13 02:42:43 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I'm gonna be blowing money at the clothing shop I guess." Jun 13 02:42:50 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The town also has a hospital, which has an operating meds shop._ Jun 13 02:42:55 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Oh thank fuck." Jun 13 02:43:09 <HashiBot> <Reina> Gun shop first, I have too much shit to unload. Jun 13 02:43:39 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You travel 8 rooms to the gun shop..._ Jun 13 02:45:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The first thing you notice are the giant holes and cracks on the walls. The shop has seen multiple fights before... The gun shop owner, a wary-looking, middle aged woman, can be seen clutching a shotgun. She stares at you entering as though you penetrated into a forbidden domain._ Jun 13 02:45:59 <HashiBot> <Reina> "I have guns to unload and shotty shells to buy. Is that okay?" Jun 13 02:46:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** You better not be here to cause trouble, cuz I got 8 shells of buckshot and I'm not gonna hesitate putting them all into you if you start any shit. Jun 13 02:46:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** With that out of the way, if you wanna do some business then let's do some business. Jun 13 02:46:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll be getting rid of the FN Herstal P90, the Winchester Rifle, and the Skorpion, first of all. And I'd like to see if she has any better shotties in stock. Jun 13 02:47:27 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** Aah, those are fine finds you've got there... Let me see how much they're worth. Jun 13 02:51:48 <Hebizuka> < Elkins gun shop - Selling items > Jun 13 02:51:48 <Hebizuka> FN P90 (Cond 90%) - 450 P$ Jun 13 02:51:48 <Hebizuka> Winchester Model 270 (Cond 19%) - 52 P$ Jun 13 02:51:48 <Hebizuka> Skorpion vz 61 (Cond 5%) - 13 P$ Jun 13 02:51:48 <Hebizuka> 5.7x28mm, Standard SEG x7 - 10 P$ Jun 13 02:51:48 <Hebizuka> .22 Long Rifle, Hyper Velocity (+P+) FMJ x4 - 0 P$ Jun 13 02:51:48 <Hebizuka> .32 ACP, Standard JHP x3 - 4 P$ Jun 13 02:51:48 <Hebizuka> TOTAL: 529 P$ Jun 13 02:52:22 <Hebizuka> Confirm sales? Jun 13 02:53:17 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. Jun 13 02:53:46 <HashiBot> <Reina> I like how the 4 bullets of .22 long eifle aren't worth shit. Jun 13 02:54:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( They're not very valuable unless you have large amounts.) Jun 13 02:54:56 <HashiBot> <Reina> (Hue.) Jun 13 02:54:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Items successfully sold!_ Jun 13 02:55:05 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Backpack / Main] 24.4 /60 Jun 13 02:55:30 <HashiBot> <Tempest> [Money] 529 P$ Jun 13 02:55:42 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** And that's done. You said you wanted to buy ammo as well? Jun 13 02:58:38 <HashiBot> <Reina> "And a better shotty, if you have it." Jun 13 02:58:52 <HashiBot> <Reina> "You're a gal after my own heart, what can I say?" Jun 13 02:59:44 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** Well, if you don't mind checking what I have left in stock, I'll tell you all I got in guns and ammo, alright? Jun 13 03:00:59 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Fire away." Jun 13 03:09:35 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Dealer]** Hmm... At the risk of being disappointing, I don't have any shotgun ammo for sale. Jun 13 03:09:54 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Have a nice day." Jun 13 03:10:10 <HashiBot> <Reina> I'll take my money and head over to the hospital and pharmacy. Maybe I can fix my broken arm. Jun 13 03:10:19 <HashiBot> <Reina> BY THE WAY I HUGGED AN ANGEL WITH A FUCKING BROKEN ARM Jun 13 03:10:22 <HashiBot> <Reina> HOW RAD IS THAT Jun 13 03:11:22 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The gun shop owner looks pissed, but doesn't express any of her displeasure and remains silent._ Jun 13 03:15:37 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It will take 15 rooms to reach the Meds Shop at the hospital. Stiffness will wear out in 6 turns, which means you will bleed for 9 turns. Is this OK?_ Jun 13 03:17:08 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup. Jun 13 03:18:26 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _It's a good thing you're finally in a hospital - you are starting to feel the effects of low blood pressure - which I won't describe since I figure it's about to get cured._ Jun 13 03:18:32 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (Blood: 8.3 /18) Jun 13 03:18:56 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Shop nurse]** _<boredly>_ Oh look, another wounded stranger. Jun 13 03:19:47 <HashiBot> <Reina> "It's a good thing my money's good, eh? How much for blood loss and a broken arm?" Jun 13 03:20:07 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Shop nurse]** Oh, uh. For direct treatment, go see the doc. Over there, just past this door. Jun 13 03:20:18 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _The hospital room proper is just to the north. Go now?_ Jun 13 03:21:42 <HashiBot> <Reina> Yup yup.. Jun 13 03:24:29 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Just the time to move to the room North and drip a little more red. (8.2 /18)_ Jun 13 03:25:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Medic]** _<boredly>_ Oh, look, another wounded stranger. Jun 13 03:25:55 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _He hits a key on the keyboard of his computer, which causes the healing machine to open up for you to lie down into - before he even asks anything. In fact, he doesn't -say- anything._ Jun 13 03:27:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Glad you got the efficiency down." I'll toss myself right on in. Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> < Elkins hospital - Scanning > Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> Nutrition: 2087 ntri (OK) - 13 P$ to replenish to 2100 Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> Hydration: 469 wtr (OK) - 231 P$ to replenish to 700 Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> You are not poisoned Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> Open wounds: 1 (left arm) - 100 P$ to cure Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> Blood: 8.2 /18 (Low blood pressure) - 1960 P$ to replenish to full Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> Broken limbs: 1 (left arm) - 200 P$ to cure Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> Damaged limbs: Total 17 HP to heal, 340 P$ to cure Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> > Left arm (13/20) Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> > Right arm (14/20) Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> > Right hand (11/15) Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> Pain: 0% Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> You are not inebriated Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> Total cost for full treatment: 2844 P$ Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> Fatigue: 31.6% (OK) Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> Stress: 7.1% (Moderate) Jun 13 03:34:57 <Hebizuka> Hospital bedrooms can be rented for 400 P$ in order to rest or peruse the stress-relieving furniture. Room usage valid for as long as the patient desires, until patient leaves. Jun 13 03:38:24 <HashiBot> <Reina> Do I have the 640 cash to heal the linbs, fix the bone, and cure the wound? Jun 13 03:39:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You have 313 P$ in cash, and a freaking platinum bar._ Jun 13 03:39:44 <HashiBot> <Reina> Uhhhh, I also have the 550ish from the gun shop? Jun 13 03:41:13 <HashiBot> <Reina> Or was that my new total cash, and not in addition to the 313 I originally had? Jun 13 03:42:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( Oh, my bad, I forgot to add the 529 from the gun shop, since you ran away like a dog. Jun 13 03:43:13 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( Correction, you have 842 P$ in cash. Jun 13 03:43:28 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( So yes you do have enough to heal the limbs, bone, and wound. Jun 13 03:46:03 <HashiBot> <Reina> Bam, that's all I need. Jun 13 03:46:43 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _One transaction of cash and a few moments in the healing machine later..._ Jun 13 03:48:14 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You have 202 P$ remaining in the money pouch. All limb damage, fractures, and wounds have been healed._ Jun 13 03:48:38 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _You still have the low blood pressure problem. Do you intend to sell the platinum bar for money to spend on the rest of your healing?_ Jun 13 03:49:16 <HashiBot> <Reina> Nope. I'll let that heal naturally. Jun 13 03:49:46 <HashiBot> <Tempest> _Okay. In that case and in the meantime, I will describe the effects._ Jun 13 03:50:21 <HashiBot> <Tempest> You suffer from low blood pressure, as your current amount of Blood is under half the maximum. You are affected by the following effects: Jun 13 03:50:33 <HashiBot> <Tempest> Decreased accuracy (FT+1), decreased strength (Strength -10%) Jun 13 03:51:57 <HashiBot> <Reina> Nothing some food and Balls won't fix. Jun 13 03:52:17 <HashiBot> <Tempest> (( This is hilarious when you put it like that. Jun 13 03:52:43 <HashiBot> <Reina> I just need more peotein! Jun 13 03:52:59 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Medic]** There, you have received the healing you desired. Jun 13 03:53:10 <HashiBot> <Tempest> **[Medic]** Sure you don't want more? You look pale. Jun 13 03:53:36 <HashiBot> <Reina> "Psssh, that's just me losing over half my blood." Jun 13 03:59:04 <Hebizuka> [Session end!]