Log:Game 90 (Meta, no ontology)

[11:10] <~Hebizuka> One late night... Eris Lilium, and his ally Jun, were resting from their adventures in the Mazes... [11:11] <~Hebizuka> This being the month of October, a certain snake lady came to visit them in their sleep. Not content with watching them shoot people all day long, she thought of a little something, to fit the mood of the month. Without them knowing, she fits VR receptors on their heads... [11:11] <~Hebizuka> Soon enough, their dreams would begin feeling much more real, and much scarier... or would they? [11:11] <~Hebizuka> Welcome to Night of the Mazes, Eris. For the duration of this special event, all that is needed is !mrooms1. Make any checks on your equipment you wish, then use the command when ready. [11:12] <Eris`> .. [11:12] <Eris`> where are we... [11:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...This doesn't look like the room where we were sleeping! [11:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...MY CLOTHES?! [11:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WHERE IS MY OUTFIT? [11:12] <Eris`> .. MY HEV SUIT [11:12] <Eris`> .. [11:12] <Eris`> ok theres a logical expli-.. [11:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh... crap... What's going oooon? [11:13] <Eris`> THEY TOOK MY RIFLE [11:13] <Eris`> (╬ ಠ益ಠ) FUCKING RAGE! [11:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, shotgun! [11:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, look, you have a shotgun too. [11:13] <Eris`> .. ok its not that bad [11:14] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Well, how about we find out what's out there? May the Gods guide us back to the right path. And our equipment. [11:14] * Eris` nods [11:14] <Eris`> this hand gun blows.. fucking kochs [11:15] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [11:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2903 - Roomstyle: 127 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [11:15] * Eris` goes through it [11:17] <~Hebizuka> *You make your way into a scratched room. But the tone of this room is much darker than usual. The lights seem to malfunction, and only dimly light the area. Nobody to greet you there... at the exception of a couple of ghouls...* [11:18] <~Hebizuka> *In the back of the room, you get a glimpse of a piece of clothing as well, but this isn't the biggest concern of the room right now!* [11:19] <Eris`> .. [11:20] <Eris`> oh your kidding me.. where am i... racoon city? [11:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... ... ... *Face going white in fear.* [11:20] * Eris` raises shotgun.. blasts 3 shells into one of teh zombies [11:20] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [11:20] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [11:21] <~Hebizuka> *You send a total of 12 pellets into the first ghoul. This doesn't seem to hurt the creature a lot...* [11:21] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn.* [11:21] <Eris`> why does it have to be buckshot [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun draws her P2000, trying not to scream in fear. She trembles violently.* [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: F... F... FREEZE OR I'LL S-SHOOT [11:22] <Eris`> .. they're dead.. [11:22] <~Hebizuka> *Naturally, the ghouls don't give two shits, and are more interested into eating her flesh.* [11:22] <Eris`> shoot them [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun fires five shots into the ghoul you just hit.* [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:22] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [11:23] <~Hebizuka> *This takes down the ghoul, sending bits of charred flesh everywhere, at every impacting bullet.* [11:23] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [H&K P2000] Ghoul #1 [11:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Ewww... [11:23] <Eris`> .. [11:23] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [11:23] <Eris`> i think handguns might be better [11:24] <~Hebizuka> *The surviving ghoul suddenly charges towards Eris.* [11:24] <~Hebizuka> *The ghoul attempts clawing you!* [11:24] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [11:24] <EliasBot> [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [11:24] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:24] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [11:25] <~Hebizuka> *Your bottom is sharp-resistant and takes mild damage from it, but you felt the pain!* Pain: 23% [+23%] - Bottom: 3.9/4 [-0.1 dmg] [11:25] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn.* [11:25] * Eris` takes knife [11:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eeeep! [11:25] * Eris` applies to zombie [11:25] * Eris` STABBY STABBY [11:25] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [11:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [11:25] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [11:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 2 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [11:26] <~Hebizuka> *You manage to stab once, but fumble the second thrust. This, nevertheless, carves a sizeable wound into the offending ghoul's body... * [11:26] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun loses no time and immediately follows with five more shots into the last ghoul.* [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:26] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [11:27] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [H&K P2000] Ghoul #2 [11:27] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns) [11:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [11:27] <Eris`> .. [11:27] <~SU_Tempest> *The dead ghouls emit a horrible stench.* [11:27] <Eris`> i dont like this anymore [11:28] * Eris` checks the clothing in the back [11:28] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Bluh... I don't feel great... [11:28] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Arms addon - Twaron arm pads - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Fire-retardant - Weight: 5 [11:28] * Eris` tosses them to jun [11:28] <Eris`> here put these on [11:28] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Whuh? What's this? [11:28] <Eris`> arm guards [11:28] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: They look like sleeves.. ...oh!... Okay.. [11:29] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [11:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3803 - Roomstyle: 206 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [11:29] <~Hebizuka> *Jun wears new arms addons.* [11:29] * Eris` pass through [11:30] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a washitsu. You notice a dead body in the corner, alongside a weapon and what seems to be a box of ammo. The responsible of this seems to be the kyonshi wandering about in this room!* [11:31] <~SU_Tempest> Kyonshi: Flesshhhhh.... [11:31] <Eris`> .. oh look its Yoshika [11:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Who? [11:32] <Eris`> never mind [11:32] <~SU_Tempest> Kyonshi: Fressshhh.... [11:32] <~Hebizuka> *The kyonshi's face is stained in blood. Seems like it wants more.* [11:32] * Eris` grabs his koch and shoots it in the head.. twice [11:32] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [11:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [11:33] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 +1 (6). You manage to do a double tap in the zombie youkai's head, with great success! The kyonshi's head is cracked open rather violently, and its brain is ejected clean out by your two shots.* [11:33] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [H&K P2000] Kyonshi [11:33] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [11:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Eugh! [11:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I feel light-headed!... [11:35] <Eris`> this stench is terrible [11:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Tell me something I don't know! urk.. [11:36] * Eris` goes over to her and holds [11:36] * Eris` rubs her back [11:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... ah... ohhh by the Gods this feels good... [11:36] <~SU_Tempest> *She may or may not have a semi-orgasmic voice in the process of this. Inadvertendly.* [11:37] * Eris` blushes a bit "ahh just calm down a bit and it'll get better" [11:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yeah... I already feel a bit better, thank you... [11:37] <Eris`> good.. we should continue though [11:37] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [11:37] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 558 - Roomstyle: 205 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [11:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hold on [11:37] <Eris`> oh right [11:37] <Eris`> ammo [11:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Over there, shiny stuff. *Points the dead kappa.* [11:37] * Eris` goes to look at it [11:38] <~Hebizuka> *Well, as I said above, you see a dead kappa, killed by the kyonshi, presumably. You see next to the dead youkai:* [11:38] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Smith & Wesson Model 620 revolver | .357 Magnum - Cylinder (7 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 5 [11:38] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] VGM-93 grenade, 3 rounds [11:38] * Eris` picks up the revolver and grenades and puts them in his bag [11:39] <Eris`> "to survive a zombie appocalypse you must never leave any resource that may be helpful behind" [11:39] * Eris` quotes the zombie survival handbook [11:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Zombies???! That was zombies we just fought? [11:39] <Eris`> yes.. [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Wow... They look NOTHING like those I saw in that old movie... [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Night of the... something something. [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Whatever... Let's move on. [11:40] <Eris`> yeah the last one was a chinese style zombie [11:40] * Eris` goes through the door [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yeah, that I recognized. I just had no idea the two horrible things before were too! [11:40] <Eris`> american style [11:41] <~Hebizuka> Weight: 17.08/50 [11:42] <~Hebizuka> *You continue on, and get into a dimly-lit bedroom. The area seems completely abandoned... You see food on the desk, but you also see an unwanted occupant: a Black Hound!* [11:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: EEEEEK !! [11:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: A ZOMBIE DOG!!! [11:43] <~SU_Tempest> *She jumps behind your legs. And cowers there.* [11:45] * Eris` headshots it [11:45] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [11:45] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [11:45] * Eris` with handgun [11:45] <~SU_Tempest> (Okay, thanks. Was about to ask.) [11:46] <~Hebizuka> *You send a single bullet into the Black Hound's head, successfully (and just barely). Although you hit, and managed to expel skull and brain bits out of its owner's head, the Black Hound still survived...* [11:46] <~Hebizuka> *Though it's pretty much a given it looks like shit now.* [11:46] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [11:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIS, I'M SCARED! [11:47] <~SU_Tempest> Hound: *Howls in pain, which sends more shivers down the shrine maiden's spine.* [11:47] <Eris`> ill protect you.. [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> * [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun instinctively grabs a hold of her shotgun, and tries it out on the Black Hound, firing rather compulsively three shots - good thing the M4S90 is semi-automatic!* [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [11:48] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [11:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [11:49] <~Hebizuka> *Jun sends a total of 15 pellets in the wounded demon dog's body. This manages to finish it off!* [11:49] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [Benelli M4 Super 90] Black Hound [11:50] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [11:50] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...I killed it? I got him? [11:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eris, I'm not scared anymore! *Feels chippy, all of a sudden.* [11:53] <Eris`> thats good [11:53] * Eris` goes over to check the food on the desk [11:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Kangaroo meat. 1d44 [11:57] * Eris` stores it [11:57] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [11:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1836 - Roomstyle: 41 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [11:58] * Eris` goes through [11:59] <~Hebizuka> 18.08/50 [11:59] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [12:00] <~Hebizuka> *You land into a warehouse room. You crash onto blocks of styrofoam, cushioning your fall - but destroying them in the process. This seems to have startled the [s]witch[/s] two hellhounds lurking about in the room! You also see more clothes in the back of the room.* [12:02] * Eris` lands rollsover headaims a hellhound and fires two shots [12:02] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [12:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [12:02] <Eris`> fuck [12:03] <~Hebizuka> *You miss both shots this time.* [12:04] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [12:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eeerk, they look -ugly-! [12:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Uhh, uhh... what do I do... [12:04] <~SU_Tempest> *She hesitates between shotgun and pistol...* [12:05] <~SU_Tempest> *She settles for pistol, and fires at the hellhound you missed, with the intent of firing off five more shots...* [12:05] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [12:05] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [12:05] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:05] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [12:05] <~Hebizuka> *But not only she fails to hit too, her slide locks back after 2 shots - Jun's P2000 is empty!* [12:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: CRAP [12:05] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [12:06] <~Hebizuka> *One of the hellhounds decides to attack Jun with a firebreath.* [12:06] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [12:06] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [12:06] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:06] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 2 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [12:07] <~Hebizuka> *Jun screams in pain from the fire attack, which damages greatly her T-shirt and sets her on fire!* Pain: 22% [+22%] - Top: 3/4 [-1 dmg] [12:07] <Eris`> ........... [12:07] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [12:08] <~Hebizuka> *Fire causes Pain to Jun!* (+5%) [12:08] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [12:08] * Eris` fucking shoots that dog in the head twice.. the one that hurt jun.. with the hand gun.. DIE YOU,... [12:09] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [12:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 2 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [12:09] <~Hebizuka> *But the persistent dog refuses to be hit, it seems.* [12:09] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [12:09] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun decides to endure the pain- she's got an idea!* [12:10] <~SU_Tempest> *She picks up her MkIIIA2 grenade, and decides to unpin it and lob it at the hell dogs, aiming for the first hellhound - the one who seems to be so nimbly avoiding those bullets.* [12:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Suck on this! ouch, ouch, burn... fire! [12:10] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:10] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [12:10] <~Hebizuka> Close-hit! [12:10] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [12:10] <EliasBot> [EXTREMITY] Right hand [12:11] <~Hebizuka> *The explosion destroys the first hellhound's right leg.* [12:11] <~Hebizuka> *Both of them take heavy damage from the blast, and the first hellhound - now reduced to a tripod, is unable to fight anymore since he can't STAND anymore.* [12:12] <~Hebizuka> *Though the second one survived, the first one is now a cripple.* [12:12] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [12:12] <~Hebizuka> *The second hellhound - the one who's not mourning the loss of a leg - is scared shitless by the loud BANG of Jun's grenade.* [12:13] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Temerity [12:13] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 38 ] [ Total Score: 38 ] [12:13] <~Hebizuka> *The hellhound responds to the "flight" bit in "fight or flight", and decides to attempt fleeing outside of the room.* [12:13] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Escape [12:13] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [12:14] <~Hebizuka> *Which is manages, running out of here through the only door.* [12:14] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight - no more able enemies. (2 turns)* [12:14] <~Hebizuka> *Fire continues to burn Jun's skin.* (+5% Pain) [12:14] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...GYAAAAH. IT BURNS. [12:14] <~SU_Tempest> *She immediately rolls on the floor to ease the pain... [12:14] <~SU_Tempest> *...putting out the fire immediately.* [12:15] <~Hebizuka> *All there is now in this room, is a crippled, yelping hellhound, and clothes in the back.* [12:19] * Eris` smashes its head in angerly [12:19] * Eris` with his boot [12:19] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [12:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [12:20] <~Hebizuka> *You kick the hellhound. Though it doesn't kill him, this puts him K.O.* [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yeah... you, you cripple. [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... katawa inu. *Followed by a few more mumbled curse words.* [12:20] * Eris` walks up to it again and curb stomps its skull [12:21] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [12:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [12:21] <~Hebizuka> *SPLAT.* [12:21] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Mighty BOOT] Hellhound [12:21] * Eris` glares at the body of the dog.. with a scary look on his face [12:21] <~SU_Tempest> *For good measure, Jun spits on the body.* [12:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eat... uh... slime. And die. [12:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Can't bring herself to swear anymore!* [12:22] * Eris` cracks his knuckles [12:22] <Eris`> its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum [12:22] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [12:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1349 - Roomstyle: 136 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:22] * Eris` goes through the door [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eris? [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Why are you quoting "They Live"? [12:27] * Eris` shrugs [12:27] <Eris`> seemed appropriate [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...oh. Oh. OH. OH SHIT. "THEY LIVE". ZOMBIES. [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: MAKES PERFECT SENSE! [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GENIUS! [12:28] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a grassy room. There's a dead body again, with a weapon lying next to it. The responsibles seem to be the wizard lurking about in this room.* [12:29] * Eris` ammochecks hang gun [12:29] <~Hebizuka> H&K P2000 | Ammo: 5+1/12 [12:29] * Eris` double taps his head [12:30] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [12:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [12:30] * Eris` sigh [12:30] <~Hebizuka> *No chance.* [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> Wizard: How dare you attack ME?! [/hammy [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Ugly face! [12:30] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn.* [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun pulls her shotgun again, and fires off her remaining 3 shells at the wizard.* [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [12:30] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right arm [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:30] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [12:31] <~Hebizuka> *She sends a total of 12 pellets into the wizard's right arm, emptying her weapon in the process. This only seems to cause minor pain to Jun's target...* [12:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, no... [12:32] <~SU_Tempest> Wizard: FOOLS! YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH! [12:32] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn.* [12:33] <~Hebizuka> *The wizard raises a hand up, out of which a white ball of energy appears. In a rather DBZ-y fashion, the ball grows in size, before being thrown at you. You quickly realize it's a frostblast attack.* [12:33] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [12:33] <EliasBot> [WEAK POINT] Genitals (Only if 12 is scored, otherwise hit torso) [12:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:33] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [12:33] <~Hebizuka> *BLAMMO. The frostblast ball goes right between your legs and misses you, crashing on the floor behind.* [12:33] <~SU_Tempest> Wizard: CURSES! [12:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: E-E-Eris, I'm out of ammo!... [12:34] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [12:35] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [12:37] * Eris` tries to double shot him in the head again [12:37] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [12:37] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [12:37] * Eris` dejected [12:37] <~Hebizuka> *Your P2000 seems uncooperative today.* [12:37] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn.* [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...I have no choice, do I... [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun draws her DV-2 knife...* [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> *Then sprints towards the Wizard with the intention of stabbing them in the crotch. While screaming loudly.* [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:38] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 4 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [12:38] <Eris`> .. [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: AAAAAH! [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> Wizard: AAAAAAARRRRRGH! [12:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: AAAAAAAH! [12:39] <~SU_Tempest> Wizard: AAAAAAAHHRRRRRRHHHH! [12:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I CAN YELL LOUDER! [12:39] <~SU_Tempest> Wizard: AAAAARRRRRHGGGGH [12:40] <~Hebizuka> *She then de-thrusts and removes the blade from the wizard's crotch. This seems to have caused SO much pain that the wizard blacks out and faints. Not dead, but... Almost.* [12:40] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight - no more able enemies. (2 turns)* [12:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Ewwwww. My blade is all gross and stained from his private place. [12:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Disgusting! [12:41] <Eris`> dont worry about it [12:41] <Eris`> just clean it off [12:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Visibly not caring at all about the blood that landed on her face.* [12:41] * Eris` blushes a bit looking away from her [12:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun cleans up her blade, then reloads both her weapons.* [12:42] * Eris` reloads his handgun [12:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun's M4S90: +6 Buckshot shells [Ammo: 5+1/6, 6x Buckshot] [12:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun's 12 gauge buckshot: 54 [12:42] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun swaps her P2000's empty magazine for a fresh, full one.* [12:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun's P2000: Magazine change [Ammo: 11+1/12] [12:43] <~Hebizuka> *You do the same, swapping magazines since you have no spare ammunition.* [12:43] <~Hebizuka> Your P2000: Magazine swap [Ammo: 12+1/12] [12:43] * Eris` examines the wizard for whatever he may have [12:43] <~Hebizuka> *Magazine with 3/12 rounds placed in backpack.* [12:44] <~Hebizuka> *The wizard did not carry anything of use...* [12:44] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [12:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1801 - Roomstyle: 225 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [12:44] * Eris` goes through [12:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eriiiis! [12:44] <Eris`> ? [12:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Dead body! *Points to the oni.* [12:44] * Eris` examines the oni [12:45] <~Hebizuka> *He was carrying a weapon.* [12:45] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - MAC-10 machine pistol | .45 ACP - MAC magazine (30 rounds, no +1) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 3 [12:47] * Eris` stores it [12:48] <~Hebizuka> 20.99/50 [12:48] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun hangs onto your arm, then follows into the next room.* [12:49] <Eris`> [heh.. this has a silver lining to it [12:49] <~Hebizuka> *A scullery, but all the dishwashers have been destroyed. There is food on the floor, and apparently nobody at all.* [12:50] * Eris` checks out the food [12:51] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Carrot. 1d6 [12:52] * Eris` stores it [12:52] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [12:52] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3507 - Roomstyle: 39 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:52] * Eris` goes through [12:54] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into an abandoned (and visibly desecrated) dojo. Two kyonshi are lurking about here, and in the back of the room is a supply crate.* [12:54] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eep! Kyonshi! [12:54] * Eris` headshot with handgun twice.. [12:54] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [12:54] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [12:54] <Eris`> YES! [12:55] <~Hebizuka> *AT LAST, you line up correct shots and double-headshot the kyonshi, causing it to cease moving. Permanently.* [12:55] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [H&K P2000] Kyonshi #1 [12:55] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [12:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun tries to do the exact same thing you did, aiming at the other kyonshi's head and shooting twice.* [12:56] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:56] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [12:56] <~Hebizuka> *But she's not as good and misses.* [12:57] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn.* [12:57] <~Hebizuka> *The kyonshi gets angry and rushes towards you, going to try and claw you!* [12:57] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [12:57] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left shoulder [12:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [12:58] <~Hebizuka> *The claws lash on the left, short sleeve of your T-shirt. Though, it's sharp-resistant, you still felt that one!* Pain: 12% [+12%] - Top: 3.9/4 [-0.1 dmg] [12:59] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [12:59] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [13:02] * Eris` shoots it in the head.. twice.. just like the last one.. handgun.. bang bang [13:02] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [13:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [13:02] * Eris` hangs head in shame [13:03] <~Hebizuka> *You miss. Again...* [13:03] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [13:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I got this! I got this! Watch me! [13:03] <~SU_Tempest> *Again she does just like you, aiming for the head, two shots.* [13:03] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [13:03] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [13:03] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [H&K P2000] Kyonshi #2 [13:04] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [13:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yay! I saved you! [13:06] <Eris`> yes yes you did [13:06] * Eris` hugs [13:06] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun gladly hugs you back, content of feeling useful to you.* [13:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, hey, look. Crate! [13:11] * Eris` goes to check out the crate [13:11] <~Hebizuka> *A WPN-2 crate. It contains:* [13:11] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - H&K USP Tactical pistol | .45 ACP - USP45 magazine (12+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [13:11] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K USP .45 12-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [Ammo: 12/12] [Quantity: 5] [13:11] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: KA-BAR knife - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 3 [13:11] * Eris` grins [13:12] <Eris`> now this is more like it [13:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: It's showtime. [13:12] * Eris` throws all of it in his bag [13:13] <~Hebizuka> 30.09/50 [13:14] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [13:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2617 - Roomstyle: 76 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [13:14] * Eris` goes through [13:16] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into toilets - full of blood stains... and stains of various colors. Mostly brown and green. There's an interesting weapon in the corner, but there's also a Bes, a pig-faced humanoid creature that doesn't look too nice.* [13:16] * Eris` fucking handgun double shots it [13:16] * Eris` in the head [13:16] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [13:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [13:16] <~Hebizuka> *Decidedly no luck...* [13:16] <Eris`> ok im switching to that USP after this [13:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, swine face! [13:17] <Eris`> nah ill use the revolver [13:17] <~SU_Tempest> Bes: *SNORT?* [13:17] <~Hebizuka> *Jun grins, and fires three shots into the Bes's chest.* [13:17] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [13:17] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [13:17] <~SU_Tempest> *She quickly un-grins.* [13:19] <~Hebizuka> *The Bes snorts again, and seems to speak in some sort of demonic gibberish. Energy radiates out of his hands... he then makes a throwing motion, sending a blast of energy at Jun.* [13:19] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [13:19] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [13:19] <~Hebizuka> *But the Bes misses. You hear the sound of porcelain being pulverized - the blast hit an urinal behind!* [13:19] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [13:19] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [13:24] * Eris` reattempts [13:24] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [13:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [13:24] * Eris` headshot x2 [13:24] <~Hebizuka> *Double headshot successful!* [13:24] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [H&K P2000] Bes [13:25] <~Hebizuka> *You killed the pigface demon rather easily.* [13:25] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns) [13:26] * Eris` checks out the weapon [13:27] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K G3A3 battle rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - G3 magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 19+1/20] [13:30] * Eris` stores shotgun.. grabs this.. fuck yes this [13:30] * Eris` pets the G3A3 [13:31] <~Hebizuka> *M4S90: Weight 9.* [13:31] <~Hebizuka> *You equip the G3A3 as your Class 1, replacing the M4S90.* [13:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Nice find! [13:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Isn't this gun a bit heavy, though? [13:33] <Eris`> this is more my type of rifle [13:33] * Eris` smiles [13:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'll stick to my shotgun in the meantime. [13:36] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [13:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 4888 - Roomstyle: 182 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [13:36] * Eris` passes through [13:37] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a storage area, with several old crates, boxes and containers. One of them has not been opened and was left behind - it maybe contains something. Two zombies are wandering about in the room...* [13:41] <Eris`> .. [13:41] * Eris` headshots a zombie with handgun [13:41] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [13:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [13:41] * Eris` and miss [13:42] <~Hebizuka> (With what gun? P2000 or G3?) [13:42] <~Hebizuka> (Oh wait nvm) [13:42] <~Hebizuka> (handgun. sorry) [13:42] <~Hebizuka> *You missed your shot.* [13:42] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Zombies! [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> *She points her shotgun at one of them, and fires twice.* [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [13:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [13:43] <~Hebizuka> *A total of 12 pellets hit the target. It seems to shred and tear to pieces the targeted zombie, enough to destroy it!* [13:43] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [Benelli M4 Super 90] Zombie #1 [13:44] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [13:44] <~Hebizuka> *The zombie, attracted by the noise, rushes towards Jun to bite her!* [13:44] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [13:44] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right arm [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [13:44] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Aaiieee! [13:44] <Eris`> ok thats it [13:44] <Eris`> imma shank me a zombie [13:45] <~Hebizuka> *Jun is wounded on the right arm!* Jun's Pain: 18% [+12%] - Open wound on right arm [13:45] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Jun [13:45] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 43 ] [ Total Score: 43 ] [13:46] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [13:46] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [13:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, crap! My arm! [13:47] * Eris` shanks the zombie [13:47] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [13:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [13:47] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [13:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [13:47] * Eris` shanks self [13:48] <~Hebizuka> *Uh oh! You did stab the zombie on the first attempt, but you stab yourself in the stomach accidentally, trying to hit the zombie - but failing so miserably, it hurts.* [13:48] <Eris`> urrrrk [13:48] <~Hebizuka> *Funnily enough, your first stab was enough to kill the second zombie in one hit!* [13:48] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Kizlyar DV-2] Zombie #2 [13:49] <~Hebizuka> *You took:* [13:49] <~Hebizuka> Pain: 60% [+60%] [13:49] <~Hebizuka> *Your sharp-resistant top also got damaged further.* Top: 3.8/4 [-0.1 dmg] [13:49] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [13:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Jun [13:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 50 ] [ Total Score: 50 ] [13:50] <Eris`> ow ow owow ow ow .. pain.. [13:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh no! What happened?! How did you get hurt so bad? Did the zombie claw you? [13:51] <Eris`> y-yeah [13:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Do... Uh, oh, hey! I have a painkiller in my backpack... Do you want mine? Please, you gotta heal yourself! [13:52] <Eris`> uurk.. i-ill walk it off.. [13:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Nooo, please! [13:52] <~SU_Tempest> *She looks visibly worried.* [13:52] <Eris`> no its ok we need that for you.. [13:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Promise me you won't get yourself in danger, OK? I'll cover you! I'll protect you, this is my job after all! [13:52] <Eris`> ok [13:53] <Eris`> bandage that arm of yours [13:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Oh, huh, yeah, good idea. [13:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun pulls a bandage from her backpack, and patches herself up.* [13:53] <~Hebizuka> *Her right arm wound has been closed off.* [13:55] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [13:55] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2481 - Roomstyle: 280 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:57] <~Hebizuka> Special event checkout... [13:58] <~Hebizuka> You made into 9 rooms, and eliminated 10 creatures. You have eliminated 0 out of 7 Demon Princes. [13:58] <~Hebizuka> Today's statistics: [13:58] <~Hebizuka> =Today's stats= [13:58] <~Hebizuka> Shots 10/23 [13:58] <~Hebizuka> Melee 4/6 [13:58] <~Hebizuka> Today's accuracy: 48% [13:59] <~Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [13:59] <~Hebizuka> (All time stats will be compiled at the end of the NotM runs, along with the kills and SEs.)