Log:Game 91 (Meta, no ontology)

[23:54] <~Hebizuka> Well, I'll spare you the startgame blurb, we skip at the moment you wake up. Naked in that room with the loudspeaker. [23:54] <~Hebizuka> (Go ahead.) [23:56] * Zei_Akabane blinks as he wakes up, sitting up as he looks around, rubbing the side of his head. "What the-... I'm not dead? How is that possible?" [23:57] <~Hebizuka> *The loudspeaker in the corner of the ceiling begins creaking, letting you know of its presence.* [23:57] <~SU_Tempest> Hello, new contestant. The truth is more complicated, but if you'd like, let me explain it. Welcome to this place, which we call Mazeworld. [23:58] <Zei_Akabane> Mazeworld? What is this, an alternative for hell? [23:59] <~SU_Tempest> Your soul was judged worthy enough to be saved from your past life, and we're essentially giving you a chance for reincarnation. However, you have a task to do: find your way out of here, preferably in a good enough shape; you'll leave the Mazes in this new body, in whatever state you'll end up as... dead or alive. [23:59] <Zei_Akabane> 'Preferably'. Right, I'll keep note of that. [00:01] <~SU_Tempest> I will introduce myself... I am Sergey Mikoyan. But people simply refer to me as a Game Master... or GM, if you wish. It's shorter. I am one of three Game Masters, and we rule and monitor this realm. You, are a contestant, whose goal is to fetch the Cardinal Amulets. There are four in total, and upon collecting them, you will be able to leave Mazeworld and return home. [00:03] <Zei_Akabane> Ah. And if I said I don't want to return home? [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> Well, you can stay to choose in the Mazes if you so desire... If you're capable of enduring life here. [00:04] <Zei_Akabane> Right. If I survive, etc. [00:04] * Zei_Akabane rolls his eyes. [00:04] <~SU_Tempest> In any case, all you need to know is this, and that the Amulets are scattered throughout this realm, and may be obtained in various ways... but none of them are easy. Don't forget this. [00:04] <~SU_Tempest> Any questions? [00:04] <Zei_Akabane> None. [00:05] <~SU_Tempest> Excellent. Unless you're a weapon-hating nudist who has no sense of personal care, how about getting some equipment? [00:06] <Zei_Akabane> I think those that are weapon-hating nudists are looking for a way to die, GM. [00:06] * Zei_Akabane smirks lightly. [00:07] <~SU_Tempest> All right. My colleague will handle this side of things. [00:08] <~Hebizuka> Greetings. I am Hebizuka Jinkou, another GM. I'm referred to usually as "Lady" Hebizuka, but that's not a honorific I hold onto. Just something the denizens of the Mazes call me. [00:08] <~Hebizuka> I will be the one giving you your starting equipment, so long as you answer to a few questions. It's a little personality test, so we see what fits you best. [00:09] <Zei_Akabane> ..Just by that first name, I can tell you're someone beautiful. Or a monster. Or both. [00:10] <~Hebizuka> I'll take that as a positive response. Let's begin this test. [00:11] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [00:11] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo [00:11] <~Hebizuka> B) Simo Hayha [00:11] <~Hebizuka> C) Dirty Harry [00:11] <~Hebizuka> D) Agent 47 [00:11] <~Hebizuka> E) Solid Snake [00:11] <~Hebizuka> F) Yuuka Kazami [00:11] <~Hebizuka> G) Chuck Norris [00:11] <~Hebizuka> H) Crazy Ivan [00:11] <Zei_Akabane> Tch, all of those are relatively good answers. However, call me crazy but I'm going with F. [00:13] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [00:13] <~Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [00:13] <~Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [00:13] <~Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [00:13] <~Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [00:13] <~Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [00:13] <~Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [00:15] <Zei_Akabane> ...F. [00:16] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: Justin Bieber's fate is in your hands. You… [00:16] <~Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [00:16] <~Hebizuka> B) Hang him [00:16] <~Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [00:16] <~Hebizuka> D) Throw him in the SDM's basement [00:16] <~Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [00:17] <Zei_Akabane> C, without a doubt. [00:17] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [00:17] <~Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [00:17] <~Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [00:17] <~Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [00:17] <~Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [00:17] <~Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [00:17] <~Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [00:17] <~Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [00:18] <Zei_Akabane> G. I'll be nice enough to give anxiolytics to those I care about. [00:18] <~Hebizuka> do note that what you purchase is supposed to be for yourself. [00:19] <~Hebizuka> Still confirm G as your answer? [00:19] <Zei_Akabane> Mhm. [00:20] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song/song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be… [00:20] <~Hebizuka> A) Foghat - Slow ride / Good old 1970's driving rock, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [00:20] <~Hebizuka> B) Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix) / Electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [00:20] <~Hebizuka> C) Tesla - Cumin Atcha Live / Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because the highway is your own personal NASCAR track [00:20] <~Hebizuka> D) 2Pac - I don't give a fuck / Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because you gotta stop parking the car up trees, CJ! [00:20] <~Hebizuka> E) The Soviet national anthem / Because you will always remember the motherland [00:20] <~Hebizuka> F) Bob Marley - Satisfy my Soul / Marijuana reggae, because you and Jah don't have to put up with road rage [00:20] <~Hebizuka> G) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [00:20] <~Hebizuka> H) Joe Smooth - Promised Land / Chicago house music, because you believe in world peace and LSD [00:21] <Zei_Akabane> G. [00:23] <~Hebizuka> Question 6: Your favorite fiction hero would be… [00:23] <~Hebizuka> A) Super Ketsuana, the samurai from the future! [00:23] <~Hebizuka> B) Axe Cop, because he'll CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! [00:23] <~Hebizuka> C) Sir Arthur of Male Volante, knight of the octogonal table! [00:23] <~Hebizuka> D) Jack Howitzer, the Vietnam War Hero of the Exploder movies! [00:23] <~Hebizuka> E) The fireman guy from Rescue Heroes! [00:23] <~Hebizuka> F) Yotsuba, the cutest loli in existence! [00:24] <Zei_Akabane> Mm. I don't necessarily like any of these answers, but I suppose I'll go with C. [00:27] <~Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [00:27] <~Hebizuka> A) Your wife/husband [00:27] <~Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [00:27] <~Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [00:27] <~Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [00:27] <~Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [00:27] <~Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [00:28] <Zei_Akabane> ..A. [00:29] <~Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [00:29] <~Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [00:29] <~Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [00:29] <~Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [00:29] <~Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [00:29] <~Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [00:29] <~Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [00:30] <Zei_Akabane> F. [00:32] <~Hebizuka> Question 9: What's your kind of dream vehicle? [00:32] <~Hebizuka> A) 1996 Dodge Viper GTS in blue and white stripes [00:32] <~Hebizuka> B) 1968 Pontiac GTO with a custom Dixie paintjob [00:32] <~Hebizuka> C) 1965 Ford Transit ice-cream van with 24 different flavors for sale [00:32] <~Hebizuka> D) Sukhoi SU-35 "Flanker" Soviet fighter jet [00:32] <~Hebizuka> E) 1998 Subaru Impreza WRX STi 22B with a custom paintjob [00:32] <~Hebizuka> F) Vietnam War-era M113 APC [00:32] <~Hebizuka> G) The "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier [00:33] <Zei_Akabane> E. [00:34] <~Hebizuka> Question 10: Your friends refer to you as… [00:34] <~Hebizuka> A) "The Nerd", because of your collection of anime posters and figurines [00:34] <~Hebizuka> B) "Mr. Fix-it", because you repaired all of their cars at least once [00:34] <~Hebizuka> C) "Chief", because you are a natural leader and they know it [00:34] <~Hebizuka> D) "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once [00:34] <~Hebizuka> E) "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all [00:34] <~Hebizuka> F) "Psycho", because they're not gun people and you are [00:34] <~Hebizuka> G) "Animal Man", because all of their pets befriended you and you have yourself five dogs [00:35] <Zei_Akabane> ..It wouldn't be that surprising to others, but I'm going with D. [00:36] <~Hebizuka> Question 11: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find… [00:36] <~Hebizuka> A) A mint copy of the book "Hit Man" [00:36] <~Hebizuka> B) The complete "The Godfather" trilogy [00:36] <~Hebizuka> C) A lot of food and a note which says "Donated by the Red Cross" [00:36] <~Hebizuka> D) A cosplay of Donatello, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" [00:36] <~Hebizuka> E) A large wad of cash, in notes of 20 dollars [00:36] <~Hebizuka> F) All of the belongings of that famous member of your family who fought during World War II [00:38] <Zei_Akabane> ..I guess B would count as a reasonable "mystery gift". [00:39] <~Hebizuka> Question 12: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [00:39] <~Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [00:39] <~Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [00:39] <~Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [00:39] <~Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [00:39] <~Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [00:39] <~Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [00:41] <Zei_Akabane> B. They'll probably force me to drink anyway. [00:43] <~Hebizuka> All right... Just one last, probably slightly meta questions. [00:43] <~Hebizuka> (...unnecessary plural) [00:43] <~Hebizuka> Question 13: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [00:43] <~Hebizuka> A) Normal missions. Suited to beginners discovering the game. [00:43] <~Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions. Suited to more seasoned players seeking more difficulty. [00:43] <~Hebizuka> C) Contract missions. Suited to players enjoying freer and less-linear missions. [00:46] <Zei_Akabane> ..C. [00:47] <~Hebizuka> All right. [00:49] <~Hebizuka> Give me an instant... [00:49] <Zei_Akabane> Mm.. [00:54] <~Hebizuka> *A moment passes. After a while, someone enters the room, pushing several boxes - this someone seems to be an engineer.* [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: You are Zei Akabane? [00:54] <Zei_Akabane> The one and only. [00:56] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: All right. Those boxes are yours - or rather what's inside. Also, this letter for you. http://pastebin.com/JUZhNLSf [00:56] <Zei_Akabane> Noted.. [00:57] <~Hebizuka> *There are four boxes. We will go through them in order. Please state explicitly which objects you wish to be equipped with.* [00:59] <~Hebizuka> =Box 1= [00:59] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] RM22SF LBE - Capacity 35 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) [00:59] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Gas mask - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Face concealment, negates gases - Weight: 5 [00:59] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Trench-coat (Upper body, Lower body, Arms, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 [00:59] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Mountain pants (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 [00:59] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Hiking shoes - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 [01:01] * Zei_Akabane wears all the equipment that he finds in the first box. And yes, that includes the gas mask. [01:03] <~Hebizuka> =Box 2= [01:03] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Techno Arms MAG-7 shotgun | 12 gauge - MAG-7 magazine (5+1 rounds) - Pump-action. Weight: 5 [Ammo: 4+1/5, 5x Slugs] [01:03] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: MAG-7 5-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.05 [Ammo: 5/5, 5x Slugs] [01:03] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: MAG-7 5-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.05 [Ammo: 5/5, 5x Slugs] [01:03] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, slug, 20 rounds [01:06] * Zei_Akabane equips the shotgun and whatever accessories it came with, soon storing the spare rounds away. [01:06] <~Hebizuka> *You stow the spare magazines and the ammunition in the ammo pouch.* [01:07] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 1.3/6 [01:07] <~Hebizuka> =Box 3= [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Blue gem - Sapphire - Value 150-650 P$ (1d501 +149) [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Medieval armor top (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Weight: Unsparable [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Medieval helmet - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF - Ballistic protective - Weight: 22 [01:08] * Zei_Akabane stores the sapphire and medieval helmet away, equpping the medieval armor top soon after. [01:14] <~Hebizuka> 23/35 [01:14] <~Hebizuka> =Box 4= [01:14] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Bento box. 6d6 - Strength+10% for 7 turns if all 6 portions are eaten in one sitting. [01:14] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Horse meat (basashi). 1d36 [01:14] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Wasabi roots. 1d5 - Strength+10% for 5 turns [01:14] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of sake. 3d6 - Inebriation +3d6/portion [01:14] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Condom x2 - Negates impregnation received/Halves potency lost [01:14] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Sperm serum - Potency+100%/Impregnation+50% [01:16] * Zei_Akabane stores all except for the vial. Why the hell would he keep that? [01:20] <~Hebizuka> 29/35 [01:20] <~Hebizuka> *That's it, you have dealt with inventory sorting.* [01:20] <~Hebizuka> *Please use !mrooms1 to begin.* [01:20] <Zei_Akabane> *Hooray!* [01:21] <Zei_Akabane> !mrooms1 [01:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Unique door: 3896 - Roomstyle: 197 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:21] * Zei_Akabane walks towards the door, entering it. [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a storage area. There are several boxes and crates everywhere, most of which old and empty. All there is that seems interesting is an unopened box which reads "ORDNANCE".* [01:26] * Zei_Akabane ..blinks at the box, opening it. [01:26] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 83.5mm rocket, HEDP, 6 rockets [01:27] * Zei_Akabane ..ignores it and moves on. [01:27] <Zei_Akabane> (Mrooms3 after, right?) [01:28] <~SU_Tempest> (Yes.) [01:28] <Zei_Akabane> !mrooms3 [01:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Left door: 2705 - Front door: 2839 - Right door: 3189 - Roomstyle: 24 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [01:28] * Zei_Akabane right door. [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a shrine, with an altar to the Cardinal Gods. No shrine maiden around... just some food on the donation box lid.* [01:31] * Zei_Akabane examines the food. [01:32] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Lobster. 1d12 [01:32] * Zei_Akabane stores because �why not. [01:33] <~Hebizuka> 30/35 [01:38] <Zei_Akabane> !Mrooms3 [01:38] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Left door: 747 - Front door: 230 - Right door: 4767 - Roomstyle: 89 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [01:38] * Zei_Akabane right door, again. [01:40] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a regular, featureless room. A box of ammo is lying on the floor... alongside a small item.* [01:40] * Zei_Akabane examines the small item first. [01:41] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Unknown [01:41] * Zei_Akabane stores it, examining the ammo after that. [01:42] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 9x39mm, 90 rounds [01:43] * Zei_Akabane ignores it, moving on. [01:43] <Zei_Akabane> !mrooms3 [01:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Left door: 1339 - Front door: 3232 - Right door: 3529 - Roomstyle: 185 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:43] * Zei_Akabane left door. [01:44] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a volley of stairs before reaching a washitsu. Nobody is using this place at the moment... And although there's a distinct lack of magnets, there's a box of ammo once again, on the floor.* [01:46] * Zei_Akabane examines the ammo. [01:47] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.62x39mm, 30 rounds [01:48] * Zei_Akabane ..ignores it, moving on. Wants ammo for his shotgun. ;-; [01:48] <Zei_Akabane> !Mrooms3 [01:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Left door: 4505 - Front door: 2043 - Right door: 1341 - Roomstyle: 43 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [01:48] * Zei_Akabane front door. [01:50] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bedroom. A Maze Soldier is resting on the bed, listening to music on a MP3 player, their weapon (a silenced submachine gun) resting next to them on said bed. You see food on the floor as well.* [01:52] * Zei_Akabane ..wonders why is there a Maze Soldier resting on the bed, listening to music, doing nothing.. Nevertheless, he picks up his shotgun and shoots twice at the soldier. [01:52] <Zei_Akabane> !Mdice 2 6 [01:52] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 5 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [01:54] <~Hebizuka> *Two slugs, lodged perfectly in the chest. The Soldier goes out in a bang, consciousness fading while listening one last time to a favorite song.* [01:54] <~Hebizuka> Zei Akabane [MAG-7] Maze Soldier [01:55] * Zei_Akabane ..then grins, examining the submachine gun. [01:56] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - ZiD Sudaev PPS-43 submachine gun | 7.62x25mm Tokarev - PPS43 magazine (35 rounds, no +1) - Full-auto - Silencer. Weight: 14 [Ammo: 35/35] [01:58] * Zei_Akabane ..thinks. He remembers storing the helmet away in his bag. ..suddenly, idea! He then grabs the helmet out of his bag, tosses it away, then stores PPS-43. [02:05] <~Hebizuka> *You toss the heavy helmet, and spare the new weapon.* [02:05] <~Hebizuka> 22/35 [02:05] <Zei_Akabane> !mrooms3 [02:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Left door: 2892 - Front door: 2276 - Right door: 3557 - Roomstyle: 300 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [02:05] * Zei_Akabane right door. [02:10] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [02:11] <~Hebizuka> *You land onto the wet and slippery floor of a shower room. In the back of the room is a supply crate.* [02:12] * Zei_Akabane opens the crate. [02:13] <~Hebizuka> *An AMMO-5 crate. It contains:* [02:13] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 60 rounds [02:13] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, slug, 60 rounds [02:14] * Zei_Akabane ..oh fuck �yes�. Stores both ammo, without a doubt. [02:15] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 2.5/6 [02:25] <Zei_Akabane> !mrooms3 [02:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Left door: 2978 - Front door: 1901 - Right door: 3684 - Roomstyle: 145 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [02:26] * Zei_Akabane front door. [02:28] <~Hebizuka> *Another trapdoor!* [02:29] <~Hebizuka> *You land this time in a regular, featureless room where one door only is located. YET ANOTHER box of ammo is located on the floor...* [02:29] * Zei_Akabane examines the box. Jeez, so many ammo... @_@ [02:29] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, flechette, 10 rounds [02:30] * Zei_Akabane stores the ammo. [02:30] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 2.6/6 [02:32] <Zei_Akabane> !Mrooms1 [02:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Unique door: 5426 - Roomstyle: 187 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:32] * Zei_Akabane enters through the door. [02:34] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a hiring bureau. Though this one does have the cages on the left, there aren't any creatures in them. But there is a hirer at the desk. There are several posters and fliers nailed on the wall behind the hirer, most of which are recruitment posters and phone numbers for various services.* [02:34] <~Hebizuka> *The biggest of which, which catches your attention, talks about "SEEKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO FULFILL CONTRACT JOBS - APPLY HERE".* [02:36] * Zei_Akabane ..walks over to the hirer, after reading the several posters and fliers. "Excuse me. Is this a place where I can apply for a job..?" [02:36] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Yes, sir. This is the place. May I ask for your name? [02:36] <Zei_Akabane> Zei Akabane. [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: *Types on laptop...* Hmm... Yeah, I don't have you in my database. I assume you're a first-timer for job applications here? [02:37] <Zei_Akabane> Mhm. [02:40] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Here's how it goes. People also come in hiring bureaus like this one to apply for demands - they request jobs to be done, and will wait for volunteers to come to them. No questions asked, just a job and a paycheck at the end. And people like you are the ones taking them. [02:40] <Zei_Akabane> Ah, I see. So what are the jobs availiable, then? [02:41] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Right now, since you're only a beginner, I'll put you on easier tasks, just so you get experience and so you can interest bosses of higher standing. [02:41] <Zei_Akabane> Mm. Sounds fine. [02:42] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Right now... Hmm. I got one simple job available. [02:44] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: A Citizen needs to meet with someone at his place, and wants to be escorted to a meeting. Should be simple enough, and it's paid. Since this system is mandated by the GMs, we have access to telepads for faster going and return. [02:44] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: You're interested? [02:49] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Ah, yeah. I didn't tell you how much it's paid exactly. This guy here pays 200 P$ for the job. Frankly, it doesn't look super complicated. [02:49] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: I'll recommend you for more people if you take that one. [02:54] <Zei_Akabane> Interested enough. Let's do it. [02:54] <~Hebizuka> Job accepted [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Take this telepad, you'll be sent right in this client's room. He's waiting for you, so get through it quickly and you'll touch your cash. [02:56] * Zei_Akabane nods, heading towards the telepad. [02:59] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded into a bedroom. A Maze Citizen, wearing a sweater, jeans, a beret and regular shoes, is waiting for you. This is a male Citizen, carrying no weapon, but a handbag with items inside.* [02:59] <Zei_Akabane> ..ah. Well hello there. [02:00] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: Hey there... You're the guy sent by the bureau? [02:00] <Zei_Akabane> Mhm. [02:01] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: Well, hey man. I'm Brian. What do they call you? [02:01] <Zei_Akabane> Zei Akabane. You can call me 'Zei', though. [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Well, hey, Zei. Can we go on? I gotta go meet some ... uh, friends, for business to attend. You lead the way? It's through those single doors. [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: You got the guns, so I'd rather be behind.. [02:04] <Zei_Akabane> Right, right. [02:04] <Zei_Akabane> !Mrooms1 [02:04] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Unique door: 3391 - Roomstyle: 267 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [02:05] * Zei_Akabane leads him through the door. [02:06] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. The room seems to be empty.* [02:07] <Zei_Akabane> *Nothing?* [02:07] <~Hebizuka> *Upon closer inspection, nothing indeed.* [02:07] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: So hey, if you don't mind me asking, how old are you, man? [02:08] <Zei_Akabane> 19. Mind if I asked you the same question? [02:09] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: I'm 24, man. You just signed up at the bureau, didn't ya? [02:10] <Zei_Akabane> Just now, yeah. [02:11] <Zei_Akabane> !mrooms1 [02:11] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Unique door: 2730 - Roomstyle: 213 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:11] * Zei_Akabane leads him through the door, as usual. [02:12] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room, full of bloodstains and bullet holes. On the floor, spent casings. The scene looks old, and Brian doesn't look surprised. There is even a relevant item on the floor!* [02:13] * Zei_Akabane examines the item. [02:14] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Oh yeaaah I remember... there was a shootout here. Woah man. That was nasty. [02:14] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Desert Eagle .50 7-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [02:14] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Buncha strange gang dudes who shot up a bunch of people for a bad drug story... [02:14] <Zei_Akabane> ..that sounds awfully stereotypical of those people. [02:14] <Zei_Akabane> !mrooms1 [02:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Unique door: 4594 - Roomstyle: 65 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:14] * Zei_Akabane sighs, moving along.. [02:14] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Yeah, it's not often too... [02:15] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: So where're you from? You live in a nearby room? [02:16] <~Hebizuka> *A regular ,featureless room again. There's abandoned clothing on the floor.* [02:16] <Zei_Akabane> Nope. As far as I can remember, I was �killed�. [02:16] * Zei_Akabane examines the clothing. [02:16] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Hahaaa, that's a good one! Yeah, funny, you a funny man, man. [02:16] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Baseball cap - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [02:17] <Zei_Akabane> Oh jeez, you tell me if being shot in the head is considered funny to you. [02:17] * Zei_Akabane rolls his eyes as he ignores the baseball cap, moving along as usual. [02:17] <Zei_Akabane> !mrooms1 [02:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Unique door: 247 - Roomstyle: 24 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [02:18] <~SU_Tempest> Zei: You got strange clothes, man. That's some sick coat you're wearin'. [02:19] <~Hebizuka> *A shrine. Empty like the previous one - no shrine maiden that is. More clothes to be checked out, though.* [02:19] <Zei_Akabane> Thank you. [02:19] * Zei_Akabane nods as he examines the clothes. [02:20] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Arms addon - Kevlar arm pads - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 5 [02:22] * Zei_Akabane equips before moving on. [02:22] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Woah, you look ever stranger now. [02:22] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: But I respect the style. Respect, man. [02:22] <Zei_Akabane> ..I know. [02:22] <Zei_Akabane> !mrooms1 [02:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Zei_Akabane ] Unique door: 1458 - Roomstyle: 281 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:23] <~Hebizuka> *You get into a regular, featureless room. Though it seems there is nobody, Brian stops there.* [02:23] <Zei_Akabane> -Hm? [02:24] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: That's the place, man. Woop, we got early it seems. Well, I'll wait for my business partners... uhh... Thanks for the ride man, I felt totally safer than going alone. Here's your cash. [02:24] <Zei_Akabane> No problem. [02:25] <~Hebizuka> *Brian hands you 200 P$.* [02:25] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 200 P$ [02:25] <~Hebizuka> *A telepad also awaits for you, to come back in the hiring bureau.* [02:25] * Zei_Akabane steps onto the telepad, after waving Brian off. [02:27] <~Hebizuka> *You enter again into the hiring bureau.* [02:27] <Zei_Akabane> Back.. [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: The job went well? [02:29] <Zei_Akabane> Surprisingly. [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Well, isn't it good news? I'll have you recommended for a few more jobs, so come back in the future. [02:31] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [02:34] <~Hebizuka> 13 rooms, 1 kill, 0 SE, 1 mission, 0 Amulet, 200 P$, 0 Run [02:34] <~Hebizuka> Score [02:34] <~Hebizuka> 27 points [02:34] <~Hebizuka> Position [02:34] <~Hebizuka> 46th [+4] [02:34] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats: [02:34] <~Hebizuka> Shots 2/2 [02:34] <~Hebizuka> Today's accuracy 100% [02:35] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats: [02:35] <~Hebizuka> Shots 2/2 [02:35] <~Hebizuka> All-time accuracy 100%