Log:Game 93 (Meta, no ontology)

[09:45] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You visited 97 rooms. The next special room is at the 99th. Be careful, you are hungry, and so is your ally Jun Setsuri. !mrooms3 to continue [09:45] <Eris`> =w= [09:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Stomach growl.* ;-; [09:45] <Eris`> the pink eris needs food badly [09:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Pink? [09:46] <Eris`> random color [09:46] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [09:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3707 - Front door: 2567 - Right door: 3204 - Roomstyle: 53 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [09:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh. ... I thought of a wizard for a second. [09:46] * Eris` left door [09:47] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a dojo, where a tengu and a konoha-tengu are training on big-ass sandbags. There is only one door here. There's a box in the corner which says "EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE".* [09:48] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: That's right, chain your kicks. One, two, one, two! [09:48] * Eris` goes over to examine the box [09:48] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - 4x C4 charges plus free detonator. A complete pack to blow stuff up. Weight: 1/item (except detonator, which is a weightless key item) [09:48] * Eris` take and equip all [09:49] <~Hebizuka> *You can only equip one of the C4 charges. What to do of the other three?* [09:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hmm... Maybe I can carry the rest for you? [09:49] * Eris` hands them to jun [09:49] <~Hebizuka> *Jun equips the other 3 charges.* [09:53] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [09:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 4601 - Roomstyle: 78 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [09:53] * Eris` goes in [09:53] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a hospital room. A medic and an assistant nurse are working in this room. There are no patients lying on the bed today...* [09:54] <Eris`> hello [09:54] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Greetings. What can we help you with? [09:55] <Eris`> mostly trying to figure out how to treat hunger.. [09:55] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: *Deadpan tone* Usually by eating food. But if it's urgent, we can treat hunger trouble by injecting you some nutrient fluids, though that'll cost you. [09:56] <Eris`> yeah we'd eat food if we had any [09:56] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Very well. Who needs treatment? [09:56] <Eris`> can we check her first, i can check my own [09:56] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Understood. [09:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: M-me first? [09:56] * Eris` nods [09:56] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Please get inside the scanning machine. [09:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun nods, a bit nervous.* [09:56] <Eris`> HEV, what is my hunger at.. [09:57] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger levels at 53%. [09:57] * Eris` wince [09:58] <~Hebizuka> =Scan results= [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Hunger: 51% - 510 P$ [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Poisoned: No [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Wounds: None [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Broken limbs: None [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Severed limbs: None [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Bleeding counter: 1/20 - 100 P$ [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Inebriation: 0% [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Impregnation: 0% [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Pregnant: No [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Natural Failure Threshold: 5 [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Armor Class: Not applicable [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Strength rating: 100% [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Pain sensitivity: 100% [09:58] <~Hebizuka> Treatable secondary effects: None [09:59] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Scanning of your friend complete. [09:59] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Treating her hunger alone will be 510, and full healing will be 610. It appears she bled some. [09:59] <Eris`> ah yes [09:59] * Eris` puts up 610 [10:00] <~Hebizuka> Money carried remaining: 470 P$ [10:00] <~Hebizuka> *Jun is being injected with nutrients, then some blood...* [10:00] <~Hebizuka> *Treatment complete. Jun exits the healing machine.* [10:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Waah... I feel better all of a sudden. [10:01] <Eris`> hmm mines at 53% [10:02] <Eris`> how much to take care of mine? [10:03] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: 530 P$. [10:03] <Eris`> mm [10:03] <Eris`> Jun i hate to ask but can i borrow 60P$? [10:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What? But but... I need this money... :x [10:03] <Eris`> i only have 470 left ^^; [10:03] <Eris`> oh its fine then [10:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... all right, if it's for your good. [10:03] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun very reluctantly gives you 60 P$.* [10:03] <Eris`> ok im sorry ill pay you back [10:03] <Eris`> promise [10:04] * Eris` puts the money up for his own treatment [10:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: mmmph... the Gods won't be pleased, but okay... I gotta protect you after all. [10:04] <~Hebizuka> *The medic invites you inside the healing machine, where the injector fills your veins with nutrients.* [10:05] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger fell to 0%. [10:05] <~Hebizuka> Money left carried: 0 P$ [10:05] <~Hebizuka> *You're all out of cash!* [10:05] <Eris`> thank you [10:05] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: There. Will that be all? [10:05] <Eris`> yes thank you [10:05] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 774 - Front door: 1718 - Right door: 1483 - Roomstyle: 117 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [10:05] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Very well. Stay safe and good luck on your journey. [10:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Bye '-' [10:06] <Eris`> you too [10:06] * Eris` heads left [10:06] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 105th.* [10:07] <~Hebizuka> *The black card you're carrying begins to vibrate. It then seems to disappear.* [10:08] <Eris`> eh.. [10:08] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There is an odd stand set up here. The person behind it seems to be a shopkeeper of some sort, but it doesn't look entirely... official. This seems to be a black market.* [10:08] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: WELL~COME. [/RE4] [10:09] * Eris` blinks up and walks up to it looking over the goods [10:09] <~SU_Tempest> BMKter: How may I help you, my good sir? What are ya buyin', or sellin'? Please tell me. I have plenty of wares, and more. [10:09] <Eris`> well lets start with what ya have [10:12] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Very well.. I've got some rare wares, stranger. All top quality, never used. [10:12] <~Hebizuka> ==Black Market== [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Benelli Nova shotgun | 12 gauge - Internal tube (4+1 rounds) - Pump-action. Weight: 14 [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Glock 20 pistol | 10mm Auto - Glock 20 magazine (15+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .44 AMP, 50 rounds [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Satchel of cash - Value 500-2200 P$ (1d1701 +499) [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Brown gem - Worthless glass - Value 3-6 P$ (1d4 +2) [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - PT T-shirt (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 3 [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .44 Magnum, 20 rounds [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - IZHMASH Saiga-12K shotgun | 12 gauge - Saiga-12 magazine (10+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 14 [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - MPS AA-12 shotgun | 12 gauge - AA-12 magazine (8 rounds, no +1) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - FN Herstal Five-seveN pistol | 5.7x28mm - Five-seveN magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K G3 family; PSG-1 5-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A long TiN barrel. An extra-long pistol barrel made entirely of titanium nitride. It seems to be made for some sort of .454 caliber weapon. [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Table - Blunt. Weight: Unsparable [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Legs implant - "Ninja Speed" evasiveness and mobility enhancement - If possible, escaping, taking cover, and passing encounters unnoticed always succeed. [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Desert Eagle .357 9-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .50 BMG, 10 rounds [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Supply crate] Type-K: 10x candy, 2x vitamins, 1x baseball cap, 1x large backpack [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Baseball cap - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Supply crate] MEDAID5: All identified Bandage x2, Merbromin x1, Blood Transfusion Kit x2, Epinephrine x1 [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M84 Flashbang grenade. FT+4 for one turn. CRITFAIL affects user, FAIL nulls effect, CRITWIN stuns target 1 turn. Weight: 3/item [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - 3x M7A3 tear gas grenades. FT+2 and +7% Pain/turn for 3 turns. CRITFAIL affects user, FAIL nulls effect, CRITWIN stuns target 1 turn. Weight: 3/item [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Banana. 1d12 [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Barrett M82A1 sniper rifle | .50 BMG - M82A1 magazine (10+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: Unsparable [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Placebo - Does nothing [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .40 S&W, 50 rounds [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, Skorpion, 50 Metal, 10 Wood, 0 Plastic" - Makes the Skorpion vz. 61 [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Materials) 100 Wood [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov AK-12 (223) assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - AK-101 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Smoked seabass. 1d8 [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, G17, 25 Metal, 0 Wood, 30 Plastic" - Makes the Glock 17 [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Glock 22 15-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Springfield M79 grenade launcher | 40x46mm grenade - Single-shot. Weight: 5 [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Belted ammunition box, 7.62x51mm NATO, 200 rounds. For use with the Saco Defense M60E3. [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .408 Chey Tac, 70 rounds [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of mineral water. 1d3 - Instantly removes bad breath [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt Anaconda revolver | .44 Magnum - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 5 [10:14] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Do you see anything you'd like, my good sir? [10:15] <Eris`> im intrested in that type-K crate [10:19] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Aah, the Type-K supply crate. Finest quality items inside, this crate was never used. Straight from the warehouses; you didn't get it from me. Get that? [10:19] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: In any case, I can give you this crate for only 2640 P$. Special friend price. [10:20] * Eris` walks off [10:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, heeey, where are you going, Eris? D: [10:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Sir, can you tell me how much is this? *She points the Barrett.* [10:20] <Eris`> should have known a place like this would be over priced [10:21] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Oh, the M82A1. Finest weapon I've ever seen in the Mazes. The best firepower you can get, and you can have it from me... Only 5300 P$. [10:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, that seems a bit expensive... [/clueless] [10:22] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Wait, sir. Don't go! I may have something else that you may find useful... [10:23] <Eris`> hmm perhaps [10:23] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: I understand that you may be turned off by my prices. I gotta make a living too. But I have something very special no other shops will sell you. You interested to hear more? [10:23] <Eris`> ok lets hear it [10:24] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: See, I am sorry if you can't purchase any of my wares for any reason you might have. But I have a one-time special offer for you. It is expensive too, but, it's an unique occasion. I can sell you a wish, for only 4000 P$. Think of all the things you could get... perhaps you could get more than what you paid for. What do you say? [10:25] <Eris`> ok then [10:25] <Eris`> everything depends on this then.. [10:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You're gonna buy a wish, Eris? [10:26] * Eris` sets out his big gold bar [10:26] <Eris`> how much is something like this worth to you [10:26] <~SU_Tempest> *The black marketer's eyes shine, and a grin grows on their face.* [10:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh by all the gods' sake... [10:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Where did you get THAT? [10:26] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Excellent. Give this to me and I shall give you a fair price... [10:26] <Eris`> i had it when i met you [10:27] <Eris`> i want a number [10:27] <Eris`> how much is it worth to you [10:27] <~SU_Tempest> *The black marketer picks up your gold bar, examining it. [10:28] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6001 +1999 [10:28] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6001 ] [ Rolls: 3592 ] [ Total Score: 3592 ] [10:28] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: How about 5591 P$? [10:30] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Do understand that this is a very good price for such a valuable object. And I am happy to give you the difference in shiny coins if you desire. Interested? [10:33] <Eris`> ok then [10:33] <Eris`> ill do that then [10:34] <Eris`> ill take that wish and the rest in coins [10:34] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Excellent. I am very pleased to make this deal, stranger. [10:34] <~Hebizuka> *You sold your Big gold bar for 5591 P$ and purchased a restricted wish for 4000 P$. You obtain 1591 P$.* [10:35] <~SU_Tempest> *What do you wish for?* [10:35] * Eris` puts the 1591 in his pouch [10:35] * Eris` wish for type-p crate [10:35] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Is this what you desire? Do confirm, no returns and no refunds. [10:36] * Eris` confirms [10:39] <~Hebizuka> *The black marketer recites a gibberish set of words, raises his hands, and shouts another strange word in a strange language* [10:40] <~Hebizuka> *The requested Type-P supply crate appears before your eyes!* [10:40] <~Hebizuka> [Supply crate] Type-P: 10x Diamonds [10:40] <Eris`> and the value of these is much more than the gold i gave for them [10:40] * Eris` smile [10:41] <Eris`> hey jun [10:41] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Well, well, my good sir. As long as my customers are satisfied (and they pay me), this is all that matters to me. [10:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yeah? [10:41] <Eris`> sell him your handgun and ammo [10:41] <Eris`> ive got something better you can use [10:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Why? *Head tlt* [10:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh. Okay! [10:42] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: All right. Let's buy back some of your merchandise. Pile up all of what you wish to sell me... and I shall make a tally. All right? [10:42] <Eris`> ok [10:42] <Eris`> give him all the ammo for it too [10:42] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun empties her reserves of .40 S&W on the counter, which is 45 rounds, plus the 2 rounds left in the gun itself.* [10:43] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Anything else? [10:43] * Eris` pulls out the 1911 and ammo for it and hands it over to her [10:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hold on, let's sell everything you need to sell first. '-' [10:43] <Eris`> well i need space [10:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: We'll do inventory management afterwards! :3 [10:43] <Eris`> so its important i give you this first [10:44] <Eris`> lets see [10:44] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: I would go along with madam's advice, but if you insist, we may sell these right now. [10:44] <Eris`> ah i see [10:45] * Eris` empties the 3 black arrow mags he has in his pack but not ammo bag putting the lose ammo back in and puts those with the gun and ammo [10:45] <~Hebizuka> *Obtained: 12.7x108mm x15* [10:46] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: All right... Anything else? [10:47] <Eris`> yeah thats all [10:47] <~SU_Tempest> SELL: [10:47] <~SU_Tempest> SIG P239 - 150 P$ [10:47] <~SU_Tempest> P239 magazine - 15 P$ [10:47] <~SU_Tempest> .40 S&W x47 - 35 P$ [10:47] <~SU_Tempest> Black Arrow magazine x3 - 300 P$ [10:47] <~SU_Tempest> TOTAL: 500 P$ [10:47] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Does this satisfy you, stranger? [10:47] <Eris`> ya [10:48] <~Hebizuka> *You receive 500 P$. You place 409 P$ in the pouch, and 91 P$ in the backpack.* [10:48] <~Hebizuka> 27.45/35 [10:49] * Eris` hands the 91 extra to jun to pay back for earlier [10:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, thank you~ [10:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Yay, interest! [10:49] <Eris`> .. you should be a banker.. [10:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: My mom told me that too! [10:50] <~Hebizuka> Jun carries: 367 P$ [10:50] <~Hebizuka> 26.54/35 [10:50] * Eris` hands jun the 1911 and ammo for it [10:51] <~Hebizuka> *Jun takes the M1911A1 and equips it.* [10:52] <~Hebizuka> *She also dumps the ammo in her ammo pouch.* [10:52] <~Hebizuka> Jun's ammo pouch: 3.55/4 [10:52] <~Hebizuka> 22.94/35 [10:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yay! [10:57] * Eris` stores the diamonds [10:58] <~Hebizuka> 32.94/35 [10:58] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: Will this be all? [11:00] <Eris`> yes thank you [11:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yay \o/ [11:00] <~SU_Tempest> BMkter: I bid you good bye, stranger. It's been a great pleasure doing business with you. [11:00] <Eris`> you too [11:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Diamonds diamonds diamonds DIAMONDS! [11:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun seems very happy.* [11:01] * Eris` laughs a bit [11:01] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 829 - Front door: 5403 - Right door: 62 - Roomstyle: 38 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [11:02] * Eris` takes that right door [11:05] <~Hebizuka> *Congratulations for 100 rooms visited!* [11:06] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a volley of stairs. Jun is humming an old song that resembles Immortal Smoke.* [11:08] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an electrical room. You hear the buzzing of a power generator working behind the walls. The computer on the desk is on, and displaying various gauges and meters. There's an item abandoned on the floor...* [11:08] * Eris` checks the item [11:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: S&W Model 10 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.5 [11:09] <Eris`> no use for this [11:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What's this? [11:09] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2709 - Front door: 3847 - Right door: 4643 - Roomstyle: 108 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:09] * Eris` left door [11:11] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a kitchen. It's occupied by a lone maid cleaning the floor quietly, while whistling a tune. But unfortunately, right as you enter, another creature enters as well; a hellhound!* [11:11] * Eris` reaches for his hand gun and headshots the hellhound [11:11] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [11:11] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [11:12] <Eris`> nope [11:12] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 -1 +1 (5). You have no trouble lodging a bullet into the hellhound's skull. Unfortunately, this only makes the hellhound yelp in pain - he did not die yet.* [11:13] <~Hebizuka> *Though the hellhound DOES look like he just lost 60 points of IQ. Which is a lot, for a dog.* [11:13] <~SU_Tempest> *The maid didn't hear a thing, thanks to the silencer... who has the back turned to both of you and is COMPLETELY UNAWARE of the fight going on.* [11:13] <~SU_Tempest> *She CONTINUES WHISTLING.* [11:14] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [11:14] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Pokerfaces at the maid.* [11:14] <Eris`> use that 1911 on him [11:15] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Still pokerfacing, points MP5/10A3 at hellhound. Fires 5 shots. Since this weapon is silenced as well, Jun keeps quiet.* [11:15] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [11:16] <~SU_Tempest> *Only the sound of bullets pelting the floor seem to break the maid's concentration. [11:16] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: What the heck is that noi-*turns around* [11:16] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: AAAGH WHAT THE HECK [11:17] <~SU_Tempest> Hound: *Whine* [11:17] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 (1: Maid 2: Hound) [11:17] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [11:17] <~Hebizuka> *The hellhound is a bit dumbfounded ,what with the 9mm round stuck in the skull.* [11:17] <~SU_Tempest> Hound: *Drool dripping from the maw, whine.* [11:18] <~SU_Tempest> *The hellhound looks at the appalled maid... and attempts firebreathing her.* [11:18] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [11:18] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left arm [11:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [11:18] <~SU_Tempest> *The maid avoids the sudden gust of fire.* [11:18] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: WHAT THE HELL [11:19] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN YOU HORRIBLE RABIES DOG [11:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Hound drops a tear.* [11:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Maybe not intentionally.* [11:19] <Eris`> i kinda shot it in the head so i think its kinda.. drrrrrrrrrrrrr [11:19] <~Hebizuka> *Maid's turn...* [11:19] <~SU_Tempest> *The maid goes to violently whack the SHIT out of the hellhound's head with her broom.* [11:19] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:19] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [11:19] <~Hebizuka> *WHAP!* [11:19] <~SU_Tempest> *And again.* [11:19] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:19] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [11:19] <~Hebizuka> *Pof. The broom hits the floor instead.* [11:20] <~Hebizuka> *It seems the hellhound's state was NOT helped by the broom to the head.* [11:20] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [11:20] <~Hebizuka> *It is now your turn.* [11:20] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: Die, die, DIE [11:20] * Eris` applies the force of MIGHTY BOOT to the skull of the dog [11:21] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [11:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [11:21] <~Hebizuka> *You miss your kick, instead stomping the floor HARD.* [11:21] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You guys suck ): [11:21] * Eris` tear [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun points her M1911A1 at the hellhound's head. Fires a single shot.* [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [11:22] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [M1911A1] Hellhound [11:22] <~Hebizuka> *One 11.43mm sized hole in the skull later, the hellhound is put out of its misery. [11:22] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: That's how you do it :| [11:25] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4134 - Front door: 1410 - Right door: 3764 - Roomstyle: 236 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [11:25] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: ... ... ... [11:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... ... [11:25] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: I- [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Shut up, you suck '-' [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Get a gun [11:26] <Eris`> dont be mean [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: ...*drops tear. completely intentionally.* [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: YOU SUCK TOO. '-' [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GET A BETTER GUN. '-' [11:26] <Eris`> .. [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun pushes you towards doors.* [11:26] <Eris`> oyou better be kidding [11:26] <Eris`> >> [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Pick a door already [11:26] * Eris` goes through the front door [11:28] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. An activist hakutaku is present, carrying a machine pistol. There's food on the floor as well.* [11:28] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eris? [11:29] <Eris`> yes? [11:29] <~SU_Tempest> *She reaches up, and kisses your cheek.* [11:29] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Stop being a dummy when you shoot stuff, okay? This is not a game~. [11:30] * Eris` nods a bit [11:30] <~SU_Tempest> *The hakutaku sees this, and blushes a bit. The scene is rather cute.* [11:30] <Eris`> this hand gun is a smaller calliber than im used to [11:31] * Eris` blushing lightly [11:31] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [11:31] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Get used to ME, dummy. u.u [11:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm your caliber. Aight? The Gods said I have to protect you, so I'm doing that. [11:32] <Eris`> ok.. im not used to relying on people [11:32] <Eris`> so ill do that [11:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *She smiles cutely.* You'll get used to me~. [11:33] <Eris`> [im already in love with you...] [11:34] * Eris` looks at the food [11:34] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Caramel candy. 1d7 - Strength+10% for 3 turns [11:35] * Eris` grabs and stores [11:35] <~SU_Tempest> *The hakutaku looks uneasy and looks away.* [11:35] <~Hebizuka> 33.94/35 [11:36] <Eris`> .. is this yours.. [11:36] <Eris`> im sorry i grabbed it without thinking [11:37] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: No, it's not... [11:37] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: ...never mind [11:39] <~SU_Tempest> *The haku seems to be blushing hard.* [11:39] <Eris`> is something wrong? [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: I, uh, umm. [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: No, nothing. [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: ... [11:40] <Eris`> nothing does not make someone blush like that [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: I... uh, I'm just feeling a bit hot, it's okay. Nothing bad! [/blatant lies] [11:40] * Eris` examines the hakutaku also [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> !genyoukai [11:40] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Youkai physio code: ] 7 - 6 - 1 - 6 - 13 - 11 - 7 [11:41] <Eris`> sorry to intrude [11:41] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4562 - Front door: 3887 - Right door: 3353 - Roomstyle: 272 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [11:41] * Eris` goes toward the right door [11:41] <~Hebizuka> *An old, very tall male hakutaku. He has long, orange hair, golden eyes, and a pair of short, nubby horns.* [11:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun pays no attention to the hakutaku, mostly out of obliviousness.* [11:42] * Eris` opens and walks through the right door [11:43] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a mess hall. The usual rows of chairs and tables, though nobody is in sight. All you see is an abandoned object on the floor.* [11:44] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: IMI UZI 32-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [11:53] * Eris` ignores [11:53] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [11:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 4924 - Roomstyle: 283 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:53] * Eris` enters [11:53] <~Hebizuka> * [11:53] <~Hebizuka> *You make your way into a teleporting keypad room.* [11:56] * Eris` grabs phone.. dials %-CLO-THES [11:56] <Eris`> 5** [11:58] <~Hebizuka> *Dialing... 5-256-8437...* [11:59] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: Welcome to the 5-CLO-THES automated phone service. The nearest clothes shop is located in room 3551. Would you like to call the shop owner to bring it to your room? Press 1 to accept, press 2 to refuse. [12:00] * Eris` hangs up already having the info he wanted [12:00] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: BATTERY: [|||||_] 5/6 [12:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Whom did you call? [12:01] <Eris`> that clothing store number [12:01] <Eris`> wanted their room number [12:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Ohh, we're going to a clothes shop? [12:01] <Eris`> we can use it to get there from here [12:01] <Eris`> yep [12:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Awesome! I want a hat! [12:01] * Eris` punches in 3551 [12:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun's head cruelly lacks any headgear.* [12:01] * Eris` then climbs in [12:01] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [12:01] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [12:01] <~Hebizuka> *I'm making a note here, your teleport is a huge success.* [12:02] <~Hebizuka> *You're swiftly teleported into a regular, featureless room where a clothes shop is located, as requested.* [12:02] * Eris` walks over to the clothes shop [12:03] <~SU_Tempest> Tailor: Hi! How can I help you? [12:03] <Eris`> what all do you have for sale? [12:05] <~Hebizuka> ==Clothes shop== [12:05] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - HEV Suit (All except head, hands) - AC HEV - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF, Explosion-resistant - HUD, Fire-ret. - Weight: Unsparable [12:05] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Gakuran top (Upper body, Arms) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [12:05] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Tuxedo with shirt (Upper body, Arms) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Classy - Weight: 5 [12:05] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - SPECTRA helmet - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Ballistic protective - Weight: 9 [12:05] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Running shoes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 5 [12:05] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - High-heeled shoes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Classy - Weight: 9 [12:05] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Duster coat (Upper body, Lower body, Arms, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 9 [12:05] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Ballet sneakers - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [12:05] <Eris`> .... [12:05] <~SU_Tempest> Tailor: You're in luck today! I have the very rare Hazardous EnVironment Suit for sale! [12:05] <~SU_Tempest> Tailor: It's a one-in-a-lifetime purchase, sir. I see you already have one, but why not purchase it for your friend? [12:06] <Eris`> hey Jun do you still want that [12:06] <Eris`> its the same as mine [12:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [12:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I dunno, I won't look like a pretty shrine maiden anymore. *Pouts.* [12:06] <Eris`> no but you'll take less damage from everything [12:07] <Eris`> if your going to be protecting someone this is a priceless item [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... But you're here to tank for me. ): [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm the pretty miko who's got to protect you. YOU need armor, not me! [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> *Fail miko logic* [12:07] <Eris`> .. [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Am I not pretty? D: [12:07] <Eris`> no you are [12:08] <~SU_Tempest> Tailor: ehehe... *Annoyed internally.* [12:08] <Eris`> but you'd be beautiful no matter what you wear [12:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I want that, though! [12:09] <~SU_Tempest> *Points the SPECTRA helmet.* [12:09] <Eris`> how much is that? [12:10] <~SU_Tempest> Tailor: The SPECTRA helmet? Only 500 P$, sir. [12:11] * Eris` sets up 500 P$ [12:11] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun has a shit-eating cash register grin popping on her face when he sees your money being paid for the helmet.* [12:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yay! [12:12] <~SU_Tempest> *The miko plops the helmet on her head immediately.* [12:12] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - SPECTRA helmet - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Ballistic protective - Weight: 9 [12:14] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Thank you thank you thank you you're the best. <3 [12:14] * Eris` smiles [12:14] <~SU_Tempest> *She profusely hugs you. One could swear little hearts are popping above her head.* [12:14] * Eris` blushes and pets her hair lightly [12:14] <Eris`> im glad your happy [12:15] <~SU_Tempest> Tailor: Thank you for shopping. Did you need anything else? [12:15] <Eris`> ahh i suppose thats all thanks.. [12:15] <Eris`> i was actually hoping to find a bigger back pack [12:15] <~SU_Tempest> Tailor: Sorry, I sold them all during my last shift! [12:15] <Eris`> ah i see [12:16] <~SU_Tempest> Tailor: Oh, before you go, I don't know if it interests you, but there's a new thing that opened recently in the nearest engineering workshop. [12:16] <Eris`> ahh what is it? [12:16] <~SU_Tempest> Tailor: It's not far from here, about six rooms. It's called Maze Customs or something like that. They can customize guns for a fee. Go check it out ! [12:16] <Eris`> ah ill do that [12:16] <~SU_Tempest> Tailor: Bye! [12:17] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3501 - Front door: 4325 - Right door: 1509 - Roomstyle: 39 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [12:17] * Eris` right door [12:20] <~Hebizuka> *An old forge. Formerly used by a blacksmith, but he or she must have abandoned the place. There is a weapon left on the work table, as well as an item abandoned on the floor. You now notice some blood splatters and bullet holes on one of the walls... this looks like an old crime scene.* [12:20] * Eris` goes to examine the weapon [12:21] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Medieval warhammer - Blunt. Weight: 22 [12:25] * Eris` examines the item [12:26] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt M1911A1 7-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [12:26] * Eris` grabs and tosses to jun [12:26] <Eris`> hey [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh hey, that's convenient! *Catch* [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Crap, hold on... I have no space. [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Wait, I have an idea. [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun reloads her MP5/10.* [12:27] <Eris`> you can give me something i have space now [12:27] <~Hebizuka> MP5/10A3: +6 rounds [30+1/30] [12:27] <~Hebizuka> Ally's 10mm Auto remaining: 4 [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun thinks more...* [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun loads the magazine with 7 rounds.* [12:27] <~Hebizuka> M1911A1 7rd mag: +7 rounds [7/7] [12:28] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Ding! [12:28] <~Hebizuka> Ally's ammo pouch: 3.99/4 [12:28] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I sorted out, Eris. [12:29] <Eris`> ok lets go [12:29] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1942 - Front door: 1399 - Right door: 2748 - Roomstyle: 173 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [12:29] * Eris` front door [12:30] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There is some food on the floor.* [12:32] * Eris` checks the foood [12:32] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Oysters. 3d3 [12:33] * Eris` stores them [12:35] <~Hebizuka> 34.94/35 [12:37] * Eris` grins in his mind [12:37] * Eris` poker face on his actual face [12:37] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:37] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2358 - Front door: 3949 - Right door: 640 - Roomstyle: 126 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [12:37] * Eris` right door [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Oblivious.* [12:42] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [12:42] <~Hebizuka> *You fall into a washitsu, landing on the soft futon. You notice some food on the floor...* [12:42] * Eris` checks out the food [12:42] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of apple juice. 1d8 [12:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, apple juice! I was getting a bit thirsty... Can I take it? [12:44] <Eris`> sure [12:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun picks it up, then downs the bottle in one.* [12:44] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 8 [12:44] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 8 ] [ Rolls: 6 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [12:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: mm... ahh! Awesome! [12:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Let's go! '-' [12:46] <Eris`> ok [12:46] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4402 - Front door: 5540 - Right door: 3778 - Roomstyle: 229 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:48] <Eris`> me right door [12:48] * Eris` right door [12:49] <~Hebizuka> *You enter some toilets. There is nobody around, but you do see a package left on the (dirty) floor...* [12:52] * Eris` examines the package [12:52] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Head implant - Nervous system and synaptic enhancement - Increased alertness [12:52] <Eris`> hmm this might be worth something [12:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Don't you have trouble carrying all of that stuff? '-' [12:53] <Eris`> yeah i do.. damn [12:53] <Eris`> ill have to leave it [12:53] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 105 - Front door: 5247 - Right door: 5339 - Roomstyle: 10 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [12:54] * Eris` left door [12:54] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [12:54] * Eris` falls [12:55] <~Hebizuka> *You land into a shrine. There's a shrine maiden in this one. There's also one door only, as well as a weapon on the floor.* [12:55] <Eris`> oh another shrine [12:56] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Visitors from the ceiling? [12:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hi colleague! [12:56] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Hi colleague. [12:56] * Eris` bows a bit [12:56] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: What are you doing, falling from trapdoors? [12:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm on a divine mission! I have to protect this guy! *Points you.* [12:57] <Eris`> ^^; [12:57] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Ohh, I see. I've heard about it. Glad to meet you two. [12:57] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Anything I can help you with? [12:57] * Eris` nods and donates 200 P$ to the miko [12:57] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun feels horribly jealous.* [12:58] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun bad poker face.* [12:58] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Oh, many thanks, sir! [12:58] <~SU_Tempest> *The miko recites a quick prayer. You've been blessed.* [12:58] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Accuracy increase. FT has gone down by 1. (4) [12:59] * Eris` offers prayer to the gods [12:59] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [12:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [12:59] <~Hebizuka> 1300 P$ carried remaining [12:59] <~SU_Tempest> *+1 to prayer score due to donation, total 9.* [13:00] <~SU_Tempest> 'Thou art truly devoted! We shalt commend this. May our blessing protect thee on your path.' [13:01] * Eris` makes an offering to the gods one of his diamonds.. [13:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun looks even more pissed off.* [13:02] * Eris` sighs a bit feeling how angry she is [13:03] <~SU_Tempest> 'Thou shalt be blessed!' [13:03] <~SU_Tempest> +3 to prayer score, total 12 [13:03] <~SU_Tempest> 'Thou art indeed of true worth! Thou shalt be rewarded, with thy gift that has appeared.' [13:03] <~Hebizuka> *An item appears on the altar in a burst of divine fire.* [13:03] * Eris` checks the items [13:08] <~Hebizuka> *Two items actually appear!* [13:08] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A long pistol slide. Made of stainless steel, 39 cm long and contains a very long recoil spring. The left side indicates it's for a .454 caliber weapon. [13:08] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A long pistol frame, made of stainless steel and fitted with expensive wooden grips. It resembles a 1911 frame, but seems to need a very long slide... [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> 'Jun Setsuri, thou art a worthy servant. Thou hast served us well, and thou shalt continue serving us in your quest of protecting this partner. But thou shalt not simply defend him; be there for his every desires and he shalt be there for yours.' [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: My goodness, thy gods have spoken. [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...yes, my deities... [13:10] <Eris`> .. [13:10] <Eris`> my what [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I understand... [13:10] * Eris` stores both items [13:11] <~Hebizuka> *You have a bit of trouble doing so. It's getting heavy to carry everything. Do it anyway?* [13:12] * Eris` eats the caramel candy [13:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 7 [13:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 7 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [13:12] <Eris`> .. [13:12] <~SU_Tempest> *It tastes like a brick coated in sugar.* [13:12] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Strength increase detected. [+10%, 110%] [13:13] * Eris` bows and continues on [13:13] <~Hebizuka> *You pick up both God-given items before leaving.* [13:13] * Eris` of course [13:14] <~Hebizuka> 34.94/35 [13:15] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [13:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1728 - Roomstyle: 84 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:15] * Eris` goes in [13:16] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an engineering workshop!* [13:17] * Eris` looks around [13:17] <~SU_Tempest> *The engineer is present, and is playing some guitar.* [13:19] <Eris`> hello~ [13:19] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Hey there. What brings ya? [13:19] <Eris`> nothing specific.. what do you offer here? [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Plenty'a things mate. Blueprints, stuff, crafting toolkits and materials... Oh yeah, there's that all new gun customization service we opened recently. [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: If it's about craftin' o' modifyin', you're at the right place. [13:22] <Eris`> oh hmm [13:22] <Eris`> what blue prints you have? [13:22] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: pullin' my list. [13:23] <~Hebizuka> ==Workshop: Blueprints== [13:23] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, TDarts, 25x Normal dart + 1x Lorazepam" - Creates 25x Tranq darts for Fukiya [13:23] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, Nugget, 25 Metal, 35 Wood, 0 Plastic" - Makes the Mosin-Nagant M1891 [13:23] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, Spear, 20 Metal, 40 Wood, 0 Plastic" - Makes the Medieval spear [13:23] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, Pernach, 55 Metal, 0 Wood, 0 Plastic" - Makes the OTs-33 Pernach [13:23] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, CompLegs, Kevlar leg pads + Twaron leg pads + Dyneema leg pads + Alumina fibers" - Makes the Composite Leg Pads [13:23] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, Scara, Gold cuff link + Gold lighter + Golden pen + Gold cig case + Gold 4.2mm bullet" - Craft the Golden Gun [13:23] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, 92FS, 50 Metal, 0 Wood, 0 Plastic" - Makes the Beretta 92FS [13:23] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, Katana, 60 Metal, 25 Wood, 0 Plastic" - Makes the Katana [13:24] <Eris`> ill take that scara blue print [13:24] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Yeah? Fancy makin' yourself that classy James Bond vibe, eh? I loved the movies too. [13:25] <Eris`> yeah [13:25] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Anyway, it'll be 250 P$ for that blueprint, mate. [13:25] * Eris` hands over 250 P$ [13:26] <~Hebizuka> 1050 P$ remaining [13:26] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Here ya go! *Hands the blueprint.* [13:27] * Eris` stores it [13:27] <~Hebizuka> *It's a little heavy with all the other items. Store anyway?* [13:28] * Eris` yes [13:28] <~Hebizuka> *You are overloaded.* [13:28] <~Hebizuka> 35.94/35 [13:29] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Anythin' else I can do fer ya? [13:29] <Eris`> hmm about that customizing service.. [13:30] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Aye? You'll be my first client? [13:30] <Eris`> i suppose so [13:30] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Awesome, mate! Follow me to the back of the workshop. Got all my tools there. [13:30] * Eris` nods and follows [13:32] <~Hebizuka> - Welcome to the Maze Customs - [13:32] <~Hebizuka> What would you like to do? >Customize a weapon >Customize ammunition [13:32] <Eris`> >customize a weapon [13:33] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Which of your weapons d'ya want me to work on? [13:34] <~Hebizuka> Full customization options: Zastava M93 Black Arrow, H&K MP5/10A3, Colt M1911A1 --- All other weapons have limited options [13:34] <Eris`> >Black arrow [13:35] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I can rechamber your weapon, do a weight reduction program, and customize it visually. I can't do barrel threading on your weapon yet, but it's possible if ya choose the correct rechambering. Whatcha wanna do? [13:36] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I also sell custom magazines for the Black Arrow. [13:37] <Eris`> weight reduction [13:38] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I can take your weapon and replace most of its components by super-light, super-resistant titanium and aluminium parts instead of the more common steel and iron. This will make the Black Arrow a 22-unit weapon instead of an unsparable. This service costs 750 P$. Interested? [13:39] * Eris` forks over the money [13:39] <~Hebizuka> 300 P$ remaining. [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Lemme take your weapon... [13:41] * Eris` hands over black arrow [13:41] <Eris`> also how much for the visual customizing? [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> *The Engineer seems to brutally hack and strip and mangle your Black Arrow for a long while, giving you the impression of a highly botched surgery.* [13:41] * Eris` winces while watching [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> *But when it comes back from the Engie's expert hands, you are not carrying anymore a weapon that weighs 35 lbs, but only 23!* [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: There ya go, buddy. Should feel a LOT less heavy. [13:43] * Eris` likes this [13:43] <~SU_Tempest> *Your Zastava M93 Black Arrow is renamed Zastava M93 Black Arrow RW.* [13:43] <Eris`> and how much for a visual customization job? [13:43] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Depends on what you'd like. [13:43] <Eris`> whats available there? [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I have preset color schemes for Black Arrow patterned rifles for 250 P$, but you can also design your own for 350. You may also engrave a name on your custom rifle for 25 P$ (it will be engraved on the receiver), that name will become the gun's nickname. [13:45] <Eris`> mm what are the preset color schemes? [13:46] <~SU_Tempest> BlackArrow; "White Arrow" White stock, receiver and barrel [13:46] <~SU_Tempest> BlackArrow; "Gungnir" Dark red stock and receiver, black barrel [13:47] <Eris`> nn i dont have 350.. [13:47] <Eris`> i only have 300 damn [13:47] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I buy back craftin' stuff, and valuables, if ya want. [13:48] <Eris`> mm ill just take the white arrow [13:48] * Eris` puts up 250 [13:49] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I can engrave "White Arrow" on the receiver for an extra 25 if you want, or leave the gun blank. [13:49] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: If ya want to give your piece a new name, that is. [13:49] <Eris`> just leave it blank [13:49] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Sure thing. Gimme ya weapon for a sec... [13:50] <~Hebizuka> *The engineer picks up several airbrush sprays, as well as normal brushes. He begins painting and re-coloring your weapon entirely white, at the exception of the magazine...* [13:50] <~Hebizuka> Money remaining: 50 P$ [13:51] <Eris`> thanks... hey jun do you want any of your weapons done? [13:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Which ones can I mod? '-' [13:52] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: The M1911A1 or the MP5. [13:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Whaddya think? [13:52] <Eris`> your choice [13:52] <Eris`> either or or both [13:52] <Eris`> :3 [13:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: The 1911 first! [14:03] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: All right, I can do plenty of stuff on this. It's a 1911 Single Stack, or 1911SS [14:04] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I can do rechambering into another caliber, with custom magazines if needed. I can do barrel threading if you rechamber your weapon. I may also install rail mounts for a scope, and do visual modifications. Whatcha wanna do? [14:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I dunno what half of those mean... Eris, help me please 'l' [14:05] <~SU_Tempest> 'o' * [14:05] <Eris`> hmm [14:06] <Eris`> visually customize it if you want.. a scope wont do much with reflex sights available for it [14:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yay, repaint my gun please! [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I've got a WHOLE lot of preset color schemes for the 1911s, all for 250 each. But you can still make your own for 350. [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> 1911SS/DS; "The Vega": Nickel frame and slide, pearl grips [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> 1911SS/DS; "The Sin": Nickel frame and slide, wood grips [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> 1911SS/DS; "The Heat": Blued frame and slide, ivory grips [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> 1911SS/DS; "Silverballer": Stainless frame and slide, wood+Pachmayr grips [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> 1911SS/DS; "The F/O": Golden frame and slide, black ivory grips with custom gold-colored lions engraved [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> 1911SS/DS; "El Jefe" Nickel frame and slide, Green-white-red (Mexican flag) colored wood grips [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> 1911SS/DS; "DF Warrior" Tan frame and slide, white polymer grips [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> 1911SS/DS: "Expert" Black frame and slide, black polymer grips [14:14] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Thinks, thinks hard. There's nothing in red and white...* [14:14] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Can I make my own instead? [14:14] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Yeah, sure. What would you like? [14:15] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I want it all white like that one ... *Points The Sin*, but for those... *Points the grips* ...instead of wood, I want them RED. [14:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Red like my hakama. You can do that? [14:16] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Sure thing missy. That'll be 350. An extra 25 if you want to name your gun? [14:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Eris? How should I call my gun? '-' [14:18] <Eris`> whatever you want [14:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...*Idea.* [14:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Call it "Fantasy Gun". *Excited.* [14:21] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: 375 P$, please. [14:21] * Eris` laughs a bit [14:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIIIIIIIIS can you pay that for me pleaaaase? *Shit-eating grin again.* [14:22] * Eris` holdis up his 50 coins [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... D: that's all you have? [14:22] <Eris`> yep [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: DIAMONDS! [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: ?... [14:22] * Eris` hands it to her [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Show him your DIAMONDS. [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> *Obnoxiously loud.* [14:22] <Eris`> we're not selling those for a 375 P$ job [14:22] <Eris`> >> [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *POUT.* [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: fine, i'll pay that myself... [14:23] <~Hebizuka> 0 P$ remaining [14:23] <~Hebizuka> Jun carries now 417 P$ [14:23] <~Hebizuka> *Jun pays the 375 P$ required.* [14:23] <~Hebizuka> Ally's money remaining: 42 P$ [14:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Here. >3> [14:24] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Thank you very much ma'am. [14:25] <~SU_Tempest> *He begins working on Jun's weapon...* [14:26] <Eris`> jun dont worry about money so much [14:26] <Eris`> ill provide for you [14:26] <~Hebizuka> *The Engie is finished, returning a brand-new looking M1911A1 with a nickel white frame and slide and red grips. On the slide, you can see the words "Fantasy Gun" engraved, and the grips bear a stylised red and white yin-yang.* [14:27] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun is in awe in front of this weapon.* [14:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: omigods this looks AWESOME [14:27] <Eris`> happy? [14:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: yis yis yis. *GRABS. Fondles. Cuddles the 1911.* [14:27] <~SU_Tempest> *She then holsters it and HUGS Eris.* [14:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: thankyou thankyou thankyou ;-; [14:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: That'll be it, thank you~ [14:29] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Thanks for using our Customs service. We hope to see ya later and that your customizations satisfy you! [14:30] * Eris` hugs her back [14:30] <Eris`> ok lets go on [14:30] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4286 - Front door: 1493 - Right door: 3089 - Roomstyle: 74 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:30] * Eris` front door [14:32] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 120th.* [14:33] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. You spot a box of ammo on the floor.* [14:33] * Eris` goes to examine the ammo [14:33] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Belted ammunition box, 5.56x45mm NATO, 150 rounds. For use with the IMI Negev. [14:34] * Eris` leaves it [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hmm... [14:35] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5724 - Front door: 4692 - Right door: 5717 - Roomstyle: 257 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Does this gun make me look lesbian? *Observing her M1911A1.* [14:36] <Eris`> why would it do that [14:36] * Eris` continues into the right door [14:36] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Effects of caramel candy ceased. Strength dropped. [-10%, 100%] [14:37] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a warehouse room. Most of the containers here are empty, or are just empty packaging. All there is, is an odd item in the corner...* [14:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eris... *Suddenly blushing and looking worried.* [14:38] <Eris`> what is it? [14:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [14:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I need to... uh... I need to pee. [14:39] <Eris`> ahh [14:39] <Eris`> ill go over here then where i cant see [14:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ._. [14:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WHAT WHY [14:39] <Eris`> so you can go? [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: No no no I wanna find toilets... >~< [14:40] <Eris`> chances of that are low.. [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: this is so gross and embarrassing... i'm sorryyyy... [14:40] <Eris`> but ok [14:40] <Eris`> lets try first at least [14:40] * Eris` checks the odd item though [14:40] <~Hebizuka> [Broken gun] A plastic rifle stock, without the rest of the rifle. Value: 10 Plastic [14:41] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2378 - Front door: 1266 - Right door: 1038 - Roomstyle: 269 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:41] * Eris` right door [14:42] <~Hebizuka> *You make your way into a scullery, with its many dishwashers. A yousei servant is putting entire piles of dishes and utensils inside them... You also notice some sort of load-bearing equipment abandoned in the corner.* [14:42] * Eris` goes to check out the load bearing e quipment [14:43] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] IIFS LBE - Capacity 15 units - Ammo pouch (4 units) [14:43] * Eris` hands to jun [14:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: HOORAY! [14:43] <~Hebizuka> *Jun upgrades to the IIFS LBE. Please wait, transferring items...* [14:44] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Oh no... my Master's LBE... He won't be happy D: [14:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: SHUT UP THIS IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE [14:44] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: *whimper* [14:44] <Eris`> .. [14:44] <Eris`> jun calm down [14:44] <Eris`> no need to be like that [14:45] <Eris`> but lets continue on [14:45] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:45] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3300 - Front door: 4596 - Right door: 1302 - Roomstyle: 108 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:45] * Eris` right door [14:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: But what! I'm right! [14:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Right? [14:46] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Mean ;-; [14:46] <Eris`> your right but you dont need to say it like that [14:47] <Eris`> that being the case you wont mind if the next black market we find i cuff the guy and rob him blind then [14:47] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...But why? They helped us! [14:47] <~Hebizuka> *You get into a kitchen. A maid is busy washing some dishes there, while singing softly. There's some food on the work table, presumably forgotten by the maid.* [14:47] <Eris`> because its for a good cause [14:48] * Eris` checks out the food [14:48] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... *Logic kicks in.* ...Right. [14:48] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Ginger. 1d5 [14:48] * Eris` hands jun her OSV mags [14:48] <Eris`> now that you can carry these [14:48] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hmm? Oh, right... [14:48] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Wait, I don't have the space for everything! [14:48] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...hold on. [14:49] <~Hebizuka> *She grabs the mags and tries shoving them in her LBE...* [14:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: NEVERMIND! I was able to! [14:49] <~Hebizuka> Jun: 14.2/15 [14:49] <~Hebizuka> 27.74/35 [14:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yay! Big gun, big ammo~ [14:50] * Eris` stores ginger [14:50] <~Hebizuka> 28.74/35 [14:51] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2391 - Front door: 3145 - Right door: 3622 - Roomstyle: 178 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:51] * Eris` left door [14:53] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Someone forgot a box of ammo behind, as well as food.* [14:53] * Eris` examines the ammo [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] VGM-93 grenade, 6 rounds [14:55] <Eris`> oh hmm [14:56] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3111 - Front door: 2516 - Right door: 2620 - Roomstyle: 130 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:57] * Eris` left door [14:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Wrong ammo. '-' [14:57] <Eris`> yep =w= [14:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh man I REALLY gotta pee... [14:57] <~SU_Tempest> *...she blushes further, realizing what she just blurted out.* [14:58] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a volley of stairs, finding yourself into a military bedroom. There's nobody here, just another box of ammo.* [14:59] <Eris`> jun really your just going to have to go hear... i doubt we'll find toilets doon and this is some asshole soldiers room [14:59] <Eris`> why not hate them by messing up their bed a little [14:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: It is? [14:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Then I don't care [14:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Just... turn around, will ya. [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> *She blushes mad.* [15:00] * Eris` turns away [15:00] <Eris`> yeah i know [15:01] <~Hebizuka> *One pair of hakama dropped later, you hear the distinctive sound of a certain liquid landing on a bed..* [15:01] <~Hebizuka> *If you want to attempt peeking anyway... 2d6 for discretion shot.* [15:01] * Eris` doesnt.. isnt into that [15:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... Haa. I have to say, I -DO- feel a lot better knowing I just ruined a Soldier's bed. [15:02] <Eris`> i know right? [15:02] * Eris` idly pissing in the corner [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Don't look yet... [15:02] * Eris` gives no fucks [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> *Roll a 1d2. 1 fails, 2 succeeds.* [15:03] <Eris`> !mdice 1 2 [15:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> *...It won't come out. Sorry!* [15:03] <Eris`> bah [15:03] * Eris` zip [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> *After properly wiping herself with one of the pillows, Jun dresses back up, all set and dashing, ready to go again.* [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> *She has one of those odd, mildly perverted smiles of satisfaction on the face.* [15:04] <Eris`> feel better? [15:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: A lot. What's that box on the floor? [15:05] * Eris` examines the box [15:05] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 10mm Auto, 100 rounds [15:06] <Eris`> oh hey look ammo for you [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh hey, that fits in my MP5, I think? *Grabs* [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hmm, hold on... [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I can't carry everything. [15:06] <~Hebizuka> *Jun only takes 80 of the 100 rounds.* [15:06] <~Hebizuka> Ally: 15/15 [15:08] * Eris` stores the other 20 [15:09] <Eris`> ill take them [15:09] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [15:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 256 - Front door: 1791 - Right door: 792 - Roomstyle: 50 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:09] * Eris` left door [15:09] <~Hebizuka> 28.94/35 [15:10] <~Hebizuka> *You make your way into a laboratory. A scientist is working there, typing away on a desk computer. Until suddenly, a creature barges into the room! It's a wyvern!* [15:11] <Eris`> .. [15:11] * Eris` raises his black arrow and gfoes to head shot it [15:11] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: GYAK?! [15:11] * Eris` scopes [15:11] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [15:11] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [15:13] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4 -1 +1 (4). You send a 12.7mm sized gift into the draconic creature's skull! The results are rather predictable; the wyvern's head is pierced and shattered, with appropriate amounts of spasms, blood gushing, and flying bits of flesh and bone... as well as brain. Delish dragon brains.* [15:13] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium ["White Arrow"] Wyvern [15:13] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [15:14] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Oh, my goodness. Thank you! [15:14] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: That was... scary! If you weren't here, it would've been probably... bad... [15:15] * Eris` dont worry about it.. *bad ass lever pull.. empty cartridge eject* [15:15] <~SU_Tempest> *You eject a smoking hot cartridge... It rolls away.* [15:16] * Eris` glances around for anything useful [15:17] <~SU_Tempest> *There doesn't seem to be anything of use around.* [15:19] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [15:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3119 - Front door: 1021 - Right door: 1083 - Roomstyle: 316 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:19] <Eris`> we'll be moving on now [15:19] * Eris` front door [15:20] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: End of clerical effects. Failure Threshold increases. [FT +1, FT 5] [15:21] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a factory line, which was producing light machine guns before all machines here were stopped for some reason. You see a pile of materials on the floor.* [15:22] * Eris` checks the materials [15:23] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Materials) 100 Plastic [15:23] * Eris` leaves it [15:23] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [15:25] <~Hebizuka> 119 rooms, 22 kills, 1 SE, 2 missions, 0 Amulets, 42 P$, 0 Runs [15:25] <~Hebizuka> Progress: [15:25] <~Hebizuka> (wait, that's 3 missions) [15:25] <~Hebizuka> (not 2) [15:26] <~Hebizuka> +22 rooms, +2 kills, -1428 P$ [15:26] <~Hebizuka> Score: 188 points [+11] [15:26] <~Hebizuka> Position: 17th [+1] [15:27] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats [15:27] <~Hebizuka> Shots: 2/2 [15:27] <~Hebizuka> Melee: 0/1 [15:27] <~Hebizuka> Today's accuracy: 67% [15:27] <~Hebizuka> All time stats: [15:28] <~Hebizuka> Shots: 30/31 [15:28] <~Hebizuka> Melee: 4/7 [15:28] <~Hebizuka> All-time accuracy: 89%