Log:Game 96 (Meta, no ontology)

[11:10] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You visited 119 rooms, the next special room is next door. Please use !mrooms1 to continue. [11:10] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [11:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 4027 - Roomstyle: 278 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [11:10] * Eris` enters [11:11] <~Hebizuka> *You meet again with the MazeSlots machine.* [11:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: This again, huh... [11:12] <Eris`> oh this thing (that likes to speel rins) [11:12] * Eris` walks up to it. grab arm. yank [11:12] <~Hebizuka> *The spills are reening...* [11:13] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Cherry - Wrench - Wrench [11:13] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Amulet - Tentacle - Red cross [11:13] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Skull - Explosion - Skull [11:13] <~Hebizuka> Nothing this time. 2 cr left [11:14] * Eris` yank [11:15] <~Hebizuka> *THE OIL SPILL THE OIL SPILL* [11:15] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Pistol - T-shirt - Lucky 7 [11:15] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Bullet - Bullet - Bullet [11:15] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Red pill - Bloody knife - Tentacle [11:16] <~Hebizuka> ding ding ding [11:16] <~Hebizuka> *Please choose one of your (or Jun's) weapons.* [11:17] * Eris` black arrow [11:17] <~Hebizuka> *A box of ammo is ejected out of the machine.* [11:17] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12.7x108mm, 20 rounds [11:18] * Eris` splits it with jun [11:18] <~Hebizuka> *You take 10 rounds, and Jun grabs the other 10.* [11:18] <Eris`> :3 [11:18] <~Hebizuka> 29.04/35 [11:18] * Eris` yank [11:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Wait, Eris... I can't carry all of this... My vest is full, dead full. [11:19] <~Hebizuka> *Casinonightzone.mp3* [11:19] <Eris`> ill carry it then [11:19] <~Hebizuka> *Jun gives back the ammo.* [11:19] * Eris` stores it [11:19] <Eris`> we need more space [11:19] <~Hebizuka> Total 12.7x108mm carried: 35 [11:19] <~Hebizuka> 29.14/35 [11:21] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Crossed $ - Amulet - Explosion [11:21] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Pistol - Pistol - Pistol [11:21] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: T-shirt - T-shirt - T-shirt [11:21] <~Hebizuka> ding-a-ding, double win [11:22] <~Hebizuka> *First things first. Select a weapon class!* [11:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Just how much more stuff are we gonna carry? [11:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, Eris? [11:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Whatcha going to choose? [11:25] <Eris`> .. [11:25] <Eris`> what should we choose [11:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I can't even carry anymore grenades! [11:26] <Eris`> well i have a bit more space but not enough for a big gun [11:26] <Eris`> think i should get a handgun or explosives? [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I dunno, what d'you like more? [11:26] <Eris`> hmmm [11:27] * Eris` selects class 4 [11:28] <Eris`> cause even the worst grenades are useful [11:28] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M7A3 tear gas grenade. FT+2 and +7% Pain/turn for 3 turns. CRITFAIL affects user, FAIL nulls effect, CRITWIN stuns target 1 turn. Weight: 3/item [11:29] <Eris`> oh ho [11:29] <Eris`> now this will be useful [11:29] * Eris` stores it [11:29] <~Hebizuka> 32.14/35 [11:30] <~Hebizuka> *Now, select up to two clothing categories. (Head, top, body armor, arms addon, bottom, legs addon, footwear). If you choose only one, you will get two items from this single category.* [11:30] <~Hebizuka> *(Or backpack, yes. <_<)* [11:30] <~Hebizuka> *sigh.* [11:30] * Eris` choose backpack :D [11:30] <~Hebizuka> *Select another, or confirm you want two backpacks* [11:30] * Eris` two [11:31] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] Eagle Recon backpack - Capacity 65 units - Weapon sling (any, 1x, non-unsparable C1/C2 weapon), Ammo pouch (6 units) - Value 900 P$ [11:31] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] PLCE LBE/backpack - Capacity 50 units - Ammo pouch (6 units), Consumables pouch (6 units) - Value 650 P$ [11:31] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WOAH [11:31] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: AWESOME [11:31] <Eris`> oh shit [11:32] <Eris`> jun you ok with the PLCE? [11:32] <Eris`> the eagle looks like my old bag [11:32] <Eris`> so <3 [11:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yeah, yeah, I wanted this one anyway! [11:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh look,there's a military thingy on it. [11:33] <~Hebizuka> *The PLCE LBE/pack has the symbol for the Captain rank etched on it,because Maze Soldiers of Captain rank do carry these...* [11:33] <Eris`> captain huh.. [11:33] <Eris`> Captain Jun~ [11:33] * Eris` mock salute [11:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh stop, I want to kick Captain butt someday... [11:34] <~Hebizuka> *Please wait, transferring new backpacks!* [11:34] <~Hebizuka> *Also you're officially a lucky bastard. May this be read in the logs.* [11:36] <~Hebizuka> New weight: 32.14/65 (pouch: 6/6, sling: empty) [11:36] <~Hebizuka> *Please wait, transferring Jun's new backpack.* [11:37] <~Hebizuka> New ally weight: 15/50 (Ammo: 4/6, consumables: 0/6) [11:37] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 125th.* [11:38] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:38] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1170 - Front door: 2370 - Right door: 1990 - Roomstyle: 49 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:38] * Eris` left door [11:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Suddenly I feel a lot more capable... [11:39] <Eris`> having alot of space is a good thing [11:39] <Eris`> this sling will be quite handy [11:39] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a set of stairs.* [11:41] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a butlerhouse. Here lives a chief butler with a pistol, watching over his two subordinate butlers. They're cleaning up their own room, with the eternal brooms. But right as you enter, a hellhound also enters!* [11:43] <Eris`> oh one of these things again [11:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: eep! [11:43] * Eris` with draws handgun.. aims at dog skull [11:43] * Eris` double taps [11:43] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [11:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [11:44] * Eris` fuck [11:44] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 -1 +0 (4). Unfortunately you JUST miss, and both bullets pelt the bed behind the hellhound.* [11:44] <~Hebizuka> *Feathers begin flying out of the bed.* [11:44] <~SU_Tempest> Butler1: Good lords, no! I just changed the sheets! [11:45] <~SU_Tempest> CBulter: You duncebag, we have more important trouble! [11:45] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [11:45] <~Hebizuka> *Jun hesitates for a moment - she is not used to having a shitload of weapons to choose from after all.* [11:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Ummm, uhhh... [11:46] <~Hebizuka> *The shrine maiden settles for the OSV-96. She drops on the floor, aims down the scope, and tries shooting in the hellhound's general direction.* [11:46] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [11:46] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left knee [11:46] <~Hebizuka> *That will count as left forelimb* [11:46] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:46] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [11:47] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 -1 (4). The bullet pierces RIGHT THROUGH the hellhound's left forelimb, causing it to yelp in pain.* [11:47] <~Hebizuka> *That did not cause a lot of damage, since the bullet's energy was mostly wasted.* [11:47] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eris, I think I messed up! D: [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 first turn (1: Hellhound 2: BUTLERFORCE) [11:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [11:48] <~Hebizuka> *Butlerforce's turn...* [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: Fear not, we shall save the day! *He pulls his admittedly dinky pistol, and unloads everything he's got on the hellhound.* [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [11:48] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right arm [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> *Right forelimb. Jesus, we're hellbent on torturing animals today* [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [11:49] <~Hebizuka> *He shot like a complete moron and unloaded all 8 rounds he had in the floor.* [11:49] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: ...I appear to be out of ammo. [11:49] * Eris` face palms [11:49] <~SU_Tempest> Butler1: GREAT! Do you expect us to fight a demon with our BROOMS? [11:49] <~SU_Tempest> Butler2: Hell no! [11:49] <~Hebizuka> *Hellhound's turn...* [11:50] <~Hebizuka> *Rather pissed off, the hellhound spits his glorious firebreath at Jun in retaliation for the bullet, ignoring the other idiots.* [11:50] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [11:50] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [11:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [11:50] <~Hebizuka> *Instead the hellhound burps smoke.* [11:50] <~Hebizuka> *The demon canine looks completely dumbfounded!* [11:50] <Eris`> .. [11:50] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [11:50] <Eris`> looks like everything is sucking hahaha [11:51] <~Hebizuka> *It is now your turn* [11:51] * Eris` tries again to headshot except this time its his black arrow [11:51] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [11:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [11:51] <~Hebizuka> *Headshot!* [11:52] <~Hebizuka> *The hellhound's skull explodes in a shower of flesh and brains gore, with appropriate amounts of blood and pieces of broken bone.* [11:52] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium ["White Arrow"] Hellhound [11:54] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [11:54] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: HURRAH! The enemy has been defeated! GOOD JOB, LADS! [11:54] <~SU_Tempest> Butler1: No thanks to you... [11:54] <Eris`> .. [11:54] * Eris` trying not to laugh [11:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm sorry Eris ;-; [11:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I should've gotten him earlier.. [11:57] <Eris`> dont worry about it [11:57] <~SU_Tempest> CButler: Watch your language, lad. [11:57] <Eris`> lets go on [11:57] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5479 - Front door: 5880 - Right door: 4535 - Roomstyle: 67 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [11:58] <~SU_Tempest> CButler1: Shut up, man! You always have this stupid hammy voice and you always parade yourself as a pinnacle of manliness, and when you had your one chance of proving that to us, you showed us you SUCK AT SHOOTING. [11:58] <~SU_Tempest> (meant to be butler1 without C) [11:58] * Eris` moves towards the right door [11:58] <~SU_Tempest> Butler2: I don't even want to work for him anymore. [11:58] * Eris` goes through it [11:59] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into an empty mess hall. There are only the rows of tables and chairs here, along with the occasional crumbs and dust. You notice some objects on the floor...* [12:00] * Eris` examines the objects [12:00] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Condom x6 - Negates impregnation received/Halves potency lost [12:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... ... [12:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GROSS. LET'S MOVE ON. [12:00] <~SU_Tempest> *Indignant* [12:01] * Eris` secretly takes them while shes not looking [12:01] <~Hebizuka> 38.14/65 [12:01] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5153 - Front door: 3176 - Right door: 4181 - Roomstyle: 192 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:02] * Eris` front door [12:02] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [12:03] <~Hebizuka> *You land into a radio room. There's the eponymous @radio which you can toy with... but there's also an interesting package.* [12:03] <Eris`> @radio [12:03] <EliasBot> [Jazz/Fusion] Swing 89.6 with DJ Amethyst [12:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Delicious swingy jazz is blaring out of the radio.* [12:04] * Eris` examines intresting package [12:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Underbarrel grenade launcher: M203A1 - 40x46mm grenade [12:04] <~Hebizuka> *It's loaded with one grenade, too.* [12:06] * Eris` rips it open and confiscates the grenade and hands it to jun [12:06] <~Hebizuka> *Jun sweet catches it.* [12:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: That looks just like the grenades that go in my thing.. [12:07] <Eris`> yup it is [12:07] <~Hebizuka> *Jun shoves that in her ammo pouch. [12:08] <~Hebizuka> Ally's ammo pouch: 4.99/6 [12:12] <Eris`> ok [12:12] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4733 - Front door: 1261 - Right door: 5615 - Roomstyle: 220 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:12] * Eris` front door [12:13] <~Hebizuka> *Ability cooldown has ended.* [12:15] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [12:15] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [12:15] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a vault room. A Maze Guard is in the booth, and has an assault rifle. There's also one door only. You notice another weapon on the floor...* [12:15] * Eris` checks out the weapon [12:15] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Kunai - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 3 [12:16] <Eris`> oh [12:16] <Eris`> these things are worthless [12:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Not true! *indignant face again* [12:16] <Eris`> mm well [12:17] * Eris` shrugs and equips it [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Look, I'll show you. [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun grabs it from your hands.* [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> *She then attempts demonstrating throwing it forwards, not realizing there's a Guard in the booth!!* [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:17] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [12:17] <~Hebizuka> *And she magnificently stabs the Guard in the chest, demonstrating her elite ninja skills at not killing.* [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: ... [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... *livid face* [12:18] <Eris`> .... [12:18] <Eris`> oh god dammit [12:18] <Eris`> now we're going to be arrested [12:18] * Eris` sighs [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... Nononono NO NO I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE [12:19] <Eris`> well its up to him [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: *Points weapon at Jun* DON'T FUCKING MOVE [12:19] <Eris`> hey hey hey fucker drop the gun [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: You're under arrest for attempted murder of law enforcement personnel... and for being a complete idiot! [12:19] <Eris`> she didnt know you were there [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WHA [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: NOOOO *Curls up on the floor, Remilia style.* [12:19] <Eris`> .. [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: *At you* SHUT UP [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: You're with her?! WELL YOU'RE UNDER ARREST TOO. [12:20] <Eris`> ok then ill take responsibility for her [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WHAT, NO [12:20] <Eris`> just leave her be [12:21] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: *Still pointing weapon at Jun* Surrender. [12:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yes, yes, I'm surrendering ;~; [12:21] <~SU_Tempest> *The Guard cuffs Jun... who does not attempt resisting. [12:21] <~SU_Tempest> *He then pulls a mobile phone to call for backup.* [12:21] * Eris` sighs a bit [12:22] * Eris` leans against the wall waiting [12:22] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: This is unit 5-7-10, officer wounded and code red, we have two perps, I cuffed one and hold the other at gunpoint, requesting backup to send all of that shit into lockers. Over. [12:22] <Eris`> .. [12:23] <~SU_Tempest> Radio: This is central. We got your back, 5-7-10, we sent backup. [12:23] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:23] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [12:23] <~SU_Tempest> *Backup is coming in 7 turns. Do you want to attempt something or will you wait?* [12:24] * Eris` waits [12:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I swear I swear I didn't even know you were there, officer, I'm sorry... [12:25] <Eris`> nothing can be done [12:25] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: ...yeah, you don't even look like dangerous... but that was no accident, was it. [12:25] <~SU_Tempest> *7 turns later...* [12:25] <~SU_Tempest> *Two more guards enter, rather surprised to see who exactly has been cuffed.* [12:25] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: What the fuck, man? [12:25] <~SU_Tempest> Guard1: This is the perp... [12:25] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: What the FUCK, man? [12:25] <Eris`> she threw a kunai and had no idea he was there [12:25] * Eris` shrugs [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: Shut up, you. *Back to his colleague* WHAT is this SHIT? [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> Guard1: ...Uhhh, the criminal? [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A CRIMINAL TO YOU? [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: Are you telling me you arrested a SHRINE MAIDEN for ATTEMPTED MURDER? [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> Guard3: Oh my fucking gods. [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> Guard1: ...Well, yes. [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [12:27] <Eris`> .. [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: Look, I don't care how that kunai ended up in your shoulder, that looks nothing short of an accident. You're so trigger happy I'm relieved to see no DEAD PEOPLE in this room. [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: Now get the fuck outta here. I'm talking to your superior this evening. [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> *The first Guard leaves the room.* [12:28] <~SU_Tempest> Guard3: My gods... [12:28] * Eris` sigh of relief [12:28] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: *To both of you* Look... I'm sorry. I'm aware it's an accident, aight? I don't believe you guys tried to do any harm to my colleague... I know it's hard to believe. [12:29] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: But he's on a hairtrigger since days and he's trying to arrest everyone for petty things. Now... Ma'am, throwing kunai at people is dangerous. Do that only if you intend to kill... And try not to kill cops, okay? [12:29] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...yes, yes sir, yes, I'm sorry. [12:29] <~SU_Tempest> Guard3: Well, do we let them go? [12:29] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: Nah, we can't let them off with nothing. [12:29] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: But let's just fine them for unauthorized weapon usage... That'll do. [12:30] <Eris`> your paying it jun [12:30] <Eris`> =w= [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> Guard3: You do the fine, I'll go check on Rambo. [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> *Third guard leaves.* [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: It'll be 449 P$. [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY D: [12:31] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: All I have is the 42 P$ of my last donation, please be kind! [12:31] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: ... [12:31] <Eris`> ok fine just this once [12:31] * Eris` holds up a diamond [12:31] <Eris`> will this be alright? [12:31] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: Mother of gods. Is this a diamond? [12:31] <Eris`> yeah [12:32] <Eris`> though [12:32] <Eris`> if i pay for her she'll never learn [12:32] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: ...um, uh. look. I'm not used to bribes but... turn that over to me and I'll pretend nothing ever happened. I won't even ask your names, your records are clean. But just that once. [12:32] * Eris` hands it over [12:32] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: Thank you, kind sir. Ma'am, lift your hands. [12:32] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun does so, not sure why.* [12:33] <~SU_Tempest> *The Guard unlocks the handcuffs and takes them away.* [12:33] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: You guys are free... now get the hell out. [12:33] <Eris`> sorry about this [12:33] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: It's okay. My husband will be pleased with this little gift. *Wink* [12:33] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:33] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 647 - Front door: 1418 - Right door: 5278 - Roomstyle: 117 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [12:33] <Eris`> hehe [12:33] <~SU_Tempest> Guard2: Don't do anything stupid, and bye! [12:34] * Eris` leaves through the left door [12:34] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [12:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1932 - Roomstyle: 54 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [12:34] * Eris` enters [12:36] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into a strange, dim-lit room that smells like silicone and burned metal. This seemingly ominous atmosphere has an odd, pleasant feel to it, though... This is the bionics workshop, and the owner is working in the back, while cackling to himself.* [12:38] <Eris`> .. intreguing [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> ???: heehehee... HAHAHAHA! ANOTHER MASTERPIECE. [12:38] <Eris`> mad scientists lair discovered [12:38] * Eris` laughs a bit [12:40] <~SU_Tempest> ???: WHO'S THERE. WHO DARES LAUGH AT MY LAUGHS. [12:40] <~SU_Tempest> *He turns, discovers you and Jun.* [12:40] <Eris`> oh no i appriciate someone so enthusiastic in their work.. [12:40] <~SU_Tempest> ???: Aaaah. Visitors, I assume. WELL, WELCOME. COME. Come closer. [12:41] * Eris` approches [12:41] <~SU_Tempest> ???: I am LANCE CHAOSCLAW. Mazeworld's finest (and only) Bionics specialist. Builder extraordinaire of ENHANCEMENTS of humanity. And owner of this modest bionics workshop where anyone fortuned enough to have common sense (and enough cash) can receive one, or many of my modifications. [12:41] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: *Ahem.* What can I do for you? [12:42] <Eris`> ahh i see... so you made these then *he pulls out the bionics in his bag and places them on the counter* [12:42] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Oooh. Yes. Thank you for finding those. Are they lost shipments? Well, I don't care. Stupid engies and delivery boys should do their jobs. [12:43] <Eris`> mm i figured id sell them back to you [12:44] <Eris`> if i could [12:44] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: So, what would you like me to do? INSTALL THEM? Or perhaps you're just here to sell them?--... Oh. Selling then. Yes, yes you may. SELLING IS FINE. I like returned goods in ... good condition. [12:44] <Eris`> indeed [12:45] <Eris`> though im curious what all you offer (i know damn well what he offers this is for rp sake :V) [12:45] <~Hebizuka> SELL: [12:45] <~Hebizuka> Bionics Implant 13 - 750 P$ [12:45] <~Hebizuka> Bionics Implant 9 - 750 P$ [12:45] <~Hebizuka> Bionics implant 4 - 1000 P$ [12:45] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 2500 P$ [12:46] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Will this be all right? [12:46] <Eris`> absolutely [12:47] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: EXCELLENT. *Takes back.* Would you like shop credit or a big WAD OF CASH? [12:47] <Eris`> shop credit would be fine [12:47] <Eris`> i have a feeling your line of expertise will be useful to me [12:47] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: WELL THEN. You have 2500 to spend on any of my FINE GOODS, my good sir. [12:47] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm scared... [12:48] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: It feels like a horror movie in here... [12:48] <Eris`> no need to be.. he just enjoys his work [12:48] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Ahahaha. May I ask for your names? I like knowing my clients. [12:48] <Eris`> My name is Eris Lilium [12:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Jun Setsuri... [12:49] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Well then. Mr. Eris. Miss Jun. Please feel free to tell me if you would like to be... ENHANCED. [12:52] <Eris`> mmm what all do you have available [12:52] <Eris`> im all for things to increase my combat ability [12:53] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Please take a look at my fine selection of implants. I may implant one in the head, in the body, and one per limb. I categorize my implants this way. Head, Body, Arm and Leg. Do tell what you would like to see, my friend... [12:54] <Eris`> hmm [12:54] <Eris`> lets start with the head then [12:54] <~SU_Tempest> >Head implants: [12:55] <~SU_Tempest> Nervous system and synaptic enhancement [12:55] <~SU_Tempest> BCI microchip system, Brain/Eye enhancement [12:55] <~SU_Tempest> BCI reflex computer, Brain/Eye/Sensorial enhancement [12:55] <~SU_Tempest> "Akimbo Mind" dual wielding enabling enhancement [12:55] <~SU_Tempest> BCI mental augmentation, Brain/Mind enhancement [12:55] <~SU_Tempest> "Akimbo Master" dual wielding mastery enhancement [12:55] <~SU_Tempest> "Bionic Eyes" vision versatility enhancer [12:56] <Eris`> whats the difference between the akimbo mind and master.. and what does it do to begin with [13:03] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Akimbo Mind is one of my GREATEST creations. It implants a little series of chips in your brain where your dexterity and eyesight are regulated... it essentially allows you to wield two small weapons with the same accuracy as just one. It works with most Class 3 and 5S weapons, and any combination of them. [13:04] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: It also gives you an extra weapon Class to store that second weapon, just for this purpose. Though you're not forced to use it only for two-weaponing. You can also treat it as ... extra space! [13:04] <Eris`> ahh [13:05] <Eris`> and akimbo master? [13:05] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Since this implant became... haha, POPULAR, I developed an ENHANCED VERSION. This is AKIMBO MASTER. It does exactly the same thing Akimbo Mind does, but it also increases deliberately your accuracy for even deadlier efficiency, by reducing your FT by 1. Permanently. [13:05] <Eris`> .. [13:05] <Eris`> oh yes [13:05] <Eris`> i will indeed take that [13:06] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Excellent choice, my friend, but I'm afraid your credit won't cover the costs. [13:06] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: This implant costs 3000 P$. So unless you have more to sell or money to spare... [13:06] <Eris`> i think i can cover that [13:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh my, this is SO expensive... [13:07] * Eris` holds up a diamon. this intrest you at all? [13:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: It's outrageous! But... if it's helpful to people then it's fine... [13:07] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Oooh. Yes. A diamond, I can see this is a diamond. Let me check the current rate on diamond value... [13:08] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 1651 +349 [13:08] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 1651 ] [ Rolls: 1540 ] [ Total Score: 1540 ] [13:09] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: WELL. Diamond value is at an all-time high since several months! I can buy you this single diamond for 1889 P$. Still interested, I take it? [13:09] <Eris`> indeed [13:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [13:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... *covetous* [13:09] <Eris`> but lets finish the "shopping" first [13:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS [13:09] <Eris`> hmm? [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: HOW MANY DIAMONDS DO YOU HAVE LEFT? *little "$" signs in her eyes.* [13:10] <Eris`> 8 [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun is almost drooling.* [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun passes out with a nearly orgasmic expression on the face.* [13:10] <Eris`> .. [13:10] <Eris`> shes cute [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> *Lance bursts in laughter.* [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: HAHAHAHA! I assume she has never seen this kind of money before! [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Ahahaha. I am very glad to make MORE HAPPY CUSTOMERS. [13:11] <Eris`> apprently not [13:12] <Eris`> anyway so lets continue on to the body [13:12] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Very well! [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> =Body implants= [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> Biomechanical Heart Enhancement [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> Life Support System [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> Biomechanical Upper Body Enhancement [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> "Orc Skin" body resiliency enhancer [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> "Hydra Skin" body resiliency enhancer [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> "Dragon Skin" body resiliency enhancer [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> "Armored Dragon Skin" body resiliency enhancer [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> Enhanced Digestive System [13:14] <Eris`> that 3rd one on the list sounds rather nice [13:15] <~SU_Tempest> The Biomech Upper Body Enhancement... Yes, it is indeed very nice. Essentially ANOTHER OF MY MASTERPIECES, as it combines the elements of PREVIOUS WORKS into one, and transforms it into a VERY POWERFUL IMPLANT. It will INCREASE YOUR PAIN THRESHOLD by 25%, make you regenerate from Pain faster (-3%/turn instead of -2%), and to boot, will make you less sensitive to pain! (Pain Sens. -10%). [13:16] <Eris`> indeed i want this [13:17] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I shall warn you this is 4000 P$. [13:18] <Eris`> thats fine [13:18] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: GOOD. I like confident people. And YOU seem to be a GREAT candidate. [13:18] <Eris`> what do you have for arms [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> =Arm implants= [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> Muscular enhancement system (arms) [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> "Bionic arm" bone, muscle and skin resiliency enhancer [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> "Gem Cannon" weaponized crystal charger [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> "Ripperclaws" knuckle-claw augmented bionic arm [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> Encounter affinity identification scanner [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> Item composition identification scanner [13:21] <Eris`> 2 bionic arms then [13:21] <Eris`> .. [13:21] <Eris`> oh screw it that sounds fun [13:22] <Eris`> give me a bionic arm and a gem cannon [13:23] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Ooh. Most excellent. The bionic arm essentially improves your muscle mass and your bone structure. It increases your Strength by 20% and makes the affected arm and hand unbreakable. [13:24] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: As for the gem cannon, it weaponizes your arm into an integrated arm-cannon. Said arm-cannon is capable of shooting BEAMS OF ENERGY of varying colors and effects. How do you find ammunition for it? Simple, feed it gems. ANY gem. [13:26] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: The bionic arm costs... *mumble*... AH. Found it. It costs 2000 P$. And the Gem Cannon costs 4000 P$. [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Well well. I assume you want to see the Leg implants now? [13:27] <Eris`> yes [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> =Leg implants= [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> Muscular enhancement system (legs) [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> "Bionic leg" bone, muscle and skin resiliency enhancer [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> "Electail" cybernetic tail attachment [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> "Ninja Speed" evasiveness and mobility enhancement [13:28] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: It is difficult to find suitable ideas for leg implants, my good sir. Please do not be put off by the smaller selection. [13:28] <Eris`> bionic leg and ninja speed [13:29] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: The Bionic Leg has the same effects as the Bionic Arm, strength increase included, but it obviously makes your leg and foot unbreakable in lieu of arm and hand. It also costs the same. [13:30] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: As for Ninja Speed, this implant is one of my LATEST MASTERPIECES, if I can so speak myself, hahaha. It will give you INSANE NINJA POSSE POWERS. Attempting to escape, taking cover, fleeing from enemies, or sneaking stealthily, will ALWAYS succeed thanks to your speed and stealth. It only takes up one Leg implant space, but I ensure you it works on both legs. [13:30] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: It also costs only 2500 P$, a bargain for the great advantages it brings! [13:31] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Let's see the total. [13:31] <~Hebizuka> BUY: [13:31] <~Hebizuka> "Akimbo Master" dual wielding mastery enhancement - 3000 P$ [13:31] <~Hebizuka> Biomechanical Upper Body Enhancement - 4000 P$ [13:31] <~Hebizuka> "Bionic arm" bone, muscle and skin resiliency enhancer - 2000 P$ [13:31] <~Hebizuka> "Gem Cannon" weaponized crystal charger - 4000 P$ [13:31] <~Hebizuka> "Bionic leg" bone, muscle and skin resiliency enhancer - 2000 P$ [13:31] <~Hebizuka> "Ninja Speed" evasiveness and mobility enhancement - 2500 P$ [13:31] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 17500 P$ [13:33] <Eris`> .. ouch [13:33] <Eris`> remove the gem cannon [13:33] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: This brings the total to 13500, my friend. [13:36] <Eris`> .. actually never mind i WILL take the gem cannon [13:36] * Eris` puts ALL the diamonds up one the table [13:36] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Most excellent then... o-oh. OH [13:36] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: OHOHO. NOW WE'RE TALKING, MY FRIEND. [13:39] <Eris`> this should barely cover every thing [13:40] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: According to my calculations, that tallies up, including credit, to 17612 P$. INDEED it does, just barely. Do you want the rest of the money in cash or credit? [13:40] <Eris`> cash [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> *You obtain 112 P$.* [13:41] <~Hebizuka> Total money carried: 112 P$ [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun wakes up.* [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: money money m.. what happened? [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...did you pay for your implants Eris? @_@ [13:42] <Eris`> yep [13:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...oh, that's good ~. how much was it? Not too expensive I hope? [13:43] <Eris`> ^^; [13:44] * Eris` hands hert the 112P$ [13:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...how much. was it. [13:45] <~Hebizuka> *She rips the money off of your hands.* [13:45] <~Hebizuka> *Ally now carries 154 P$* [13:45] <Eris`> 17500P$ [13:45] * Eris` deadpan face [13:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [13:46] <~SU_Tempest> *She passes out again* [13:46] <Eris`> .. [13:46] <Eris`> haha [13:46] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: We will wake her up when you're all kitted out. In the meantime, please undress, my friend. I need to work on your body. [13:46] * Eris` undresses [13:49] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Okay... Now is the time to sleep, my friend. *Grabs an ENORMOUS syringe full of sedative.* [13:49] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: That's your sleepy time sedatives. Trust me you need the amount... if you don't want to yell in pain so loudly you'd wake up Lady Hebizuka on a beach. [13:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Time passes...* [13:55] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Eris? Wake up, my friend. [13:55] <~SU_Tempest> *You feel much, much, MUCH better than ever.* [13:55] * Eris` sits up [13:55] <Eris`> holy shit i feel like i got hit by a truck.. [13:55] <~SU_Tempest> *You have a GREAT feeling!* [13:55] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Trust me, you became a lot stronger than even a TRUCK FULL OF DRAGONS. [13:56] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Wait. That made no sense. [13:56] <Eris`> haha i get what you mean though [13:56] <Eris`> its probably the.. sedatives wearing off.. [13:59] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: So, aren't you feeling like a NEW MAN? [13:59] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: I am proud to tell you that you are no more H like Human, but ... H PLUS! Yes! H+! This is my dream. Enhanced, optimized humanity! [14:01] * Eris` remembers a cream called H+ back home.. it was used to treat hemorrhoids [14:01] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: ... Why are you making that grimace? [14:04] <Eris`> well [14:04] <Eris`> back home H+ was a type of hemorrhoid cream.. [14:04] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: NEVERMIND. I HAVE A FEELING I WILL NOT LIKE THE ANSWER [14:04] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: *feigns not hearing.* [14:05] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Get back in your clothes and your Suit, I'm sure the HEV will be happy to tell you what's your current status. [14:05] * Eris` changes back into clothes [14:05] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Welcome back into your Hazardous EnVironment Suit. [14:05] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Bionic augmentations detected. [14:06] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Strength rose to 140% [+40%] [14:06] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Failure Threshold lowered to 4 [-1] [14:06] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Interfacing with new weaponized implant Gem Cannon complete. [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Interfacing with implant Ninja Speed complete. [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: All new implants detection finished. [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You... You feel different, Eris... [14:08] <Eris`> with as much as ive had implanted im closer to being a cyborg than human [14:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You feel a lot colder ;-; [14:14] <Eris`> i shouldnt.. [14:14] <Eris`> though maybe thats because i actually feel cold [14:15] * Eris` shivers a bit [14:15] <Eris`> i was naked for awhile on a metal bed [14:15] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun hugs you close, but feels the strange bulge on your right arm.* [14:15] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What's... that? [14:16] * Eris` extends cannon [14:16] <Eris`> its a gun :D [14:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WOAH [14:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: JUST LIKE ANIME! [14:16] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun instantly goes from sad to HAPPINESS.* [14:16] * Eris` puts it back [14:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: AWESOME [14:16] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Hahaha. Pleased to please my customers. [14:16] * Eris` smiles [14:16] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: By the way, Eris. My friend. [14:16] <Eris`> pleasure to have met you. [14:16] <Eris`> yes? [14:16] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Don't forget you have an extra weapon slot [14:17] <Eris`> ah yes [14:17] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: It can be filled with any Class 3 or Class 5S weapon that's compatible with Akimbo Mind. Some weapons still can't be dual wielded, so beware. [14:18] <Eris`> ok [14:18] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1143 - Front door: 380 - Right door: 5101 - Roomstyle: 130 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:18] <Eris`> fairwell.. ill come see you again should something happen [14:18] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: Goodbye, my friends! Show the Mazes who you are and what you can do! HAHAHA! [14:18] <~SU_Tempest> Lance: AHAHAHAHA! [14:18] * Eris` takes the front door [14:18] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 128th.* [14:19] <Eris`> the only problem is [14:20] <Eris`> this thing is powered by gems [14:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oooh? It is? [14:20] <Eris`> yeah so it basicly shoots money [14:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ..You sold all of the diamonds, didn't you. [14:20] <Eris`> =w= [14:20] <Eris`> .. [14:20] <Eris`> yes i did [14:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ....... suddenly I don't like this anymore. You better impress me, Eris. *Pompous.* [14:20] <Eris`> if you'd like to have money you can always sell your weapons [14:20] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a scullery. There are the dishwashers as usual here... and a weapon. A very very iconic weapon.* [14:21] <Eris`> .. [14:21] * Eris` checks the weapon [14:21] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Table - Blunt. Weight: Unsparable [14:21] <Eris`> wut [14:21] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5235 - Front door: 5540 - Right door: 2399 - Roomstyle: 138 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:21] * Eris` goes in the right door [14:22] <~Hebizuka> *Jun STARES at the table.ù [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... ...gross. [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I don't know why but the table gave me a gross thought... [14:22] <Eris`> share with me? [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...no because it's gross. [14:23] <Eris`> .. [14:23] <Eris`> never mind i think i know now [14:23] <Eris`> though i wouldnt mind watching [14:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Don't make me slap you. [14:24] * Eris` idly says this jokingly as he walks through the right door [14:24] <Eris`> oh didnt you know.. im a pervert [14:24] * Eris` grins [14:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Well then STOP BEING ONE. [14:25] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into broken, vandalized toilets. There's even @graffiti on the walls! You see an object on the floor...* [14:25] <Eris`> @graffiti [14:25] <EliasBot> iprisoned for raping mzguard - i am so smooth [14:25] <Eris`> .. [14:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...WHAT [14:25] <Eris`> wow [14:25] * Eris` checks the object [14:26] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Worthless brass - Value 2-5 P$ (1d4 +1) [14:28] <Eris`> .. [14:28] * Eris` toss [14:29] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 5290 - Roomstyle: 238 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:29] * Eris` enters [14:30] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. A lone woman is lying there, back against the wall, looking sick. She's right next to a colored door...* [14:32] * Eris` kneels down beside her [14:32] <Eris`> .. [14:33] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: ...ah... who're you?.. [14:34] <Eris`> my names Eris.. fate must have brought us to you.. do you have any final words you'd like to share with us [14:34] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: How'd you know I don't have long...? [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIS! >:( [14:35] <Eris`> im a soldier.. i can see when it comes.. I may not be able to save you but i can at least hear your last wishes [14:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Double facepalm* [14:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I WATCHED THAT TOO YOU KNOW. [14:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Pushes Eris.* Excuse him... he's silly. What is going on, ma'am? [14:38] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: ..Well, if you're going through this yellow door, be careful... there's the thing living there... it caught friends... it would catch them all no matter the gender and... it would do horrible things with it. I don't have long to live myself... but if someone could kill it... at least so I have my conscience clear... [14:39] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: If I wasn't so sick myself... I would go out and fight the thing, but... *cough*... I can't... [14:39] <Eris`> ill do it [14:39] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: You will?... [14:39] <Eris`> yeah sure [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: Praise the gods... take care of yourselves. Don't get caught, all right?... [14:40] * Eris` looks at jun "I wasn't intentionally quoting that.." [14:40] <Eris`> we willl [14:40] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1812 - Roomstyle: 198 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Don't be silly! I know you were. [14:40] * Eris` walks through the door [14:43] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an abandoned shrine... there are two dead bodies here... as well as food.* [14:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eep... *Covers her mouth with her hands.* [14:44] * Eris` goes to examine the bodies [14:44] <~Hebizuka> *A dead kishin, next to a dead shrine maiden.* [14:44] <Eris`> .. [14:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun hurriedly recites several prayers...* [14:45] * Eris` takes 1P$ and places it in her hand [14:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh... Thank you. [14:45] * Eris` the dead shrine maidens hand that is [14:47] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: That'll save me doing it myself. [14:47] * Eris` nods [14:48] * Eris` looks genuinely sad.. for the world has lost a beautiful miko [14:48] <Eris`> is there anything else we should do [14:48] <Eris`> bury them..? [14:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Nah... we don't bury. Bodies are taken away by people paid for that in the Mazes but... if they're still here, it means it didn't happen a long time ago... [14:50] <~Hebizuka> *You see a weapon next to the Kishin.* [14:50] * Eris` checks out the weapon [14:50] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K G36C assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - G36 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 9 [14:51] <Eris`> lets go [14:51] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2592 - Roomstyle: 246 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:51] * Eris` passes through [14:52] * Eris` actually shaking because of what his mind is thinking [14:53] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There seems to be nothing here...* [14:54] <Eris`> .. [14:55] <~Hebizuka> *You suddenly are struck by a beam of light coming out of nowhere. It doesn't hurt, though; simply stun you... and you realize a floating object appears before you!* [14:55] * Eris` blinks looking at the object [14:57] <~Hebizuka> *You have found the Amulet of the East!* [15:01] <Eris`> .. [15:01] <Eris`> well then [15:01] * Eris` grab [15:01] <Eris`> it seems i have favor with seiryu [15:01] <~Hebizuka> *You feel stronger and less sensitive to pain;µ [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Praise the Gods! Praise the Gods! They're protecting us! [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Strength 160% [+20], Pain sensitivity 70% [-20] [15:02] <~Hebizuka> *Three to go.* [15:03] <Eris`> !mrooms [15:03] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 5397 - Roomstyle: 148 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:03] * Eris` goes through the door [15:07] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a wide, featureless room... but it is not empty, far from it. There's a creature holding an inanimate body - that of a human female apparently... but it seems to not need it much more. You watch as that body is dropped clean, and makes a thud on the floor. The creature is an exotic tentacle monster... complete with bright and strange skin color scheme and patterns.* [15:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: AAAAAAAGH [15:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WHAT IS THAT [15:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OH GODS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS, AND THE STENCH! [15:08] <~Hebizuka> *It REEKS of bodily odors of the sexual kind...* [15:08] * Eris` raises his white arrow and fires 3 clean shots into the thing [15:08] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [15:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [15:09] <~Hebizuka> *You seem to do nothing but panic shots, and none of them land on the target. Oops.* [15:09] * Eris` shakes his head a bit [15:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GAH [15:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: nononono NO I don't like this [15:10] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [15:11] <~Hebizuka> *Jun drops on the floor and panics, not even looking at the monster and roughly aiming at it. She unloads the rest of her magazine on it... [15:11] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [15:11] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [15:13] <~Hebizuka> *All four shots hit! Jun successfully hit the monster... eliminating it very quickly!* [15:13] <Eris`> .. [15:13] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [KBP OSV-96] E.T.M. [15:13] <Eris`> that works [15:13] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [15:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: DIE, YOU PERVERTED, GROSS CREATURE [15:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: EWWW. [15:14] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker creaks.* [15:15] <~SU_Tempest> Well done, you two. You dispatched this menace pretty easily, hmm? There is a teleporting pad waiting for you. [15:16] * Eris` climbs on the pad [15:16] <~Hebizuka> *You and your ally are telepadded back to the room you met the sickly woman in.* [15:17] <~Hebizuka> *She is still there, however she is lying on the floor, inanimate. Next to her are a few objects...* [15:18] <Eris`> .. [15:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Aaack... Not again... [15:19] * Eris` examines the objects [15:19] <~Hebizuka> =Objects= [15:19] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Sperm serum - Potency+100%/Impregnation+50% [15:19] <~Hebizuka> *A bag of cash containing 1000 P$.* [15:19] <Eris`> .. i/me grabs both [15:19] * Eris` grabs both [15:20] <Eris`> im glad i could fulfil your final wish.. [15:20] <~Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1000 P$.* [15:20] <~Hebizuka> 27.14/65 [15:20] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete [15:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...I feel really down, Eris.. [15:21] <Eris`> I do too but lets go [15:21] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [15:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1729 - Front door: 5623 - Right door: 340 - Roomstyle: 219 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:21] * Eris` right door [15:23] <~Hebizuka> *An electrical room. You hear the hum of the power generator working. The computer is on, and an engineer is sitting at the desk, apparently trying to adjust something. You notice a shiny item on the floor...* [15:24] * Eris` checks the shiny item [15:25] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Sky blue gem - Unidentified [15:25] * Eris` grabs it and stores it [15:28] <~Hebizuka> 28.14/65 [15:28] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [15:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 929 - Front door: 4893 - Right door: 4809 - Roomstyle: 239 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:28] * Eris` left door [15:28] <~Hebizuka> *You're starting to feel hungry.* [15:28] <~Hebizuka> HEV: Hunger, 40%. [15:29] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a dojo, but it's deserted. All you see is a weapon.* [15:30] * Eris` checks the weapon [15:30] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - HMX charge. A charge of octogen explosives. Requires a detonator to be set off. Weight: 1/item [15:30] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun looks on.* [15:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Explosives? [15:31] <Eris`> yup [15:31] * Eris` stores it [15:31] * Eris` then digs for food [15:32] <~Hebizuka> Food found: Oysters, ginger [15:32] <Eris`> are you hungry too jun? [15:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Kinda... not too much though. [15:33] * Eris` hands her the oysters [15:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hmm? Oysters? [15:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *snf* ...Wow, still fresh somehow. [15:35] <Eris`> yeah [15:35] * Eris` starts gnawing on the ginger [15:35] <Eris`> those should taste better than this [15:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 5 [15:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 5 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [15:35] <~SU_Tempest> *Indeed.* [15:35] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun shrugs and downs all three oysters.* [15:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 3 [15:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 2 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [15:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Wow, they're actually good! [15:36] * Eris` nods [15:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...I do feel a bit strange though... I hope they're not bad! [15:36] <Eris`> oh i doubt it [15:36] <~SU_Tempest> *Your ally seems to begin blushing without really noticing.* [15:37] <Eris`> .. your blushing [15:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...I am? *Completely oblivious* [15:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...eeh. I do feel strange... [15:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...it's normal that I feel ... no, that's gross. I shouldn't think like that. >-< [15:38] <Eris`> huh? [15:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Indignant (blushing) face.* I'm sure you did it on purpose. [15:41] <Eris`> did what? *ignorant face* [15:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You gave me those bad oysters on purpose just so I could feel strange. ... I think. [15:42] <Eris`> why would i do that? [15:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Because you're a pervert. u_u [15:44] <Eris`> i was joking when i said that [15:44] <Eris`> i still dont know what you mean by weird [15:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... ... [15:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Can we keep going?... [15:46] <Eris`> yeah [15:46] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [15:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 98 - Front door: 2154 - Right door: 3515 - Roomstyle: 63 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [15:46] * Eris` left door [15:47] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [15:47] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 29 ] [ Total Score: 29 ] [15:48] <Eris`> no really whats wrong im worried now... [15:48] <~Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. There's a blueprint on the floor...* [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...I hate saying this but I feel like doing one of those gross forbidden things. [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm sure it's your fault! [15:49] <Eris`> .. [15:50] <Eris`> i see. [15:50] <Eris`> i forgot oysters do that [15:50] * Eris` sighs [15:50] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: W-what do you plan to do now? *indignant* [15:51] <Eris`> nothing.. what should i do.. its my fault.. [15:51] <Eris`> i didnt plan it but.. [15:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun bops your head with her gohei.* [15:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I want an answer, silly. >-< [15:51] <Eris`> ow [15:51] <Eris`> i dont have one though [15:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Aaagh. [15:52] <Eris`> do you want to do "that" [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIS, I AM A SHRINE MAIDEN. [15:53] <Eris`> and the gods already gave me their blessing to be with you [15:53] <Eris`> or did you forget that [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WE CAN'T DO THAT AND IT'S BAD AND THE GODS DON'T APPROVE AND *(..)She goes on, panicking and freaking out* [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: And-- ... [15:54] <Eris`> .. dammit i cant stand sitting here and hiding it.. ivek ept my mouth shut but.. [15:54] <Eris`> i love you.. [15:54] <Eris`> honestly.. [15:54] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... silly Eris.. [15:55] <Eris`> what? [15:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You better be happy. u_u [15:56] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden grabs your chin and "forces" you into a kiss.* [15:56] <~SU_Tempest> *And not just a cheek one like she used to do - a real one, this time* [15:56] * Eris` kisses her back wrapping his arms around her waist lightly holding her close [15:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: All right, Eris... Once we're done with the divine mission, I'll marry you. *Said that with a blunt, straight face, if we save the blush that's been going on since a while.* [15:59] <Eris`> ... *blushes extremely deeply not expacting that but nods to her* [15:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: That's the only way I can get away with your perversions. <_< [16:00] <Eris`> Then you'll always ee with me.. [16:00] <Eris`> be* [16:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Just try not to do too much gross stuff until we're done... :< [16:02] * Eris` glances around the room seeing that it was empty so he just pulled her towards one of the corners and sat down with his back against the wall pulling her softly into his lap and kissing her lips again.. with the same loving deepness as the last~ [16:03] * Eris` has also removed the hev suit [16:05] <~SU_Tempest> *With you off the suit, the miko lets herself being pulled into your lap and accepts that second kiss, leaning against you without a word.* [16:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You go ahead... I don't know these things... [16:06] * Eris` nods softly as he slides his hands under her pants removing her panties [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> *She grabs that slithering hand of yours just as you attempt doing so.* [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WAIT WAIT WAIT... What are you doing... [16:08] <Eris`> .. just trust me.. [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> *She lets go of your hand, letting you continue...* [16:09] * Eris` continues removing them along with the pants* [16:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun. This feels so straaaange... it's not like me to do thaaaat. [16:11] <Eris`> dont worry to much... [16:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...*Doesn't answer, lets you continue.* [16:14] * Eris` kisses again to distract her as he unzips his pants pulling our his shaft. his hads then slipped onto her hips swiftly pullinng her down onto it wishing to hurry up and get the painful part over with [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eep, eep, hold on aagh-... Why are we not u-using those rubber things...? [16:16] <Eris`> if we're already going to get married.. theres nothing to worry about.. [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...sigh Eris... you're silly until the end... [16:17] <Eris`> well and it feels better.. [16:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun tries to repress a moan she doesn't understand...* [16:20] * Eris` holds her close letting her adjst to him before his hands lift her up and let her back down starting to bounce her steadily and gently at first along his shaft.. usually he was the type to go hard and heavy.. jun wasnt the only one that felt weird apprently [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ah...ah! this.. ah... It's... it's strange... it's not... it doesn't feel bad... [16:24] <Eris`> of course it doesnt.. m-mnn... [16:25] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun, probably with the help of oyster-induced libido increase, begins moving her hips on her own, responding in kind to your thrusts... not quite sure why.* [16:27] <Eris`> n-nn t-that feels really good Jun.. haaa... [16:28] * Eris` speeds up a bit easing her into a faster pace reaching a point of normality.. it wasn't soft and gentle but it wasn't hard either.. he was softly moaning out, her name escaping his lips a couple of times.. [16:30] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun wouldn't stop letting out uncontrolled moans of pleasure. Naturally, this was the first time she had ever felt or even imagined this kind of act. With very thin lines of red escaping her crotch, the shrine maiden was officially deflored... Thanks to divine ordeal though, she's not losing her 'job'.* [16:33] * Eris` strokes her cheek lightly letting her move on her own now "I-i love you.. haaa" [16:37] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden can't even formulate a reply, too lost in the pleasure she's been thrown into...* [16:41] * Eris` moans out a bit louder as he speeds up a bit more losing himself in the pleasure him self and so the thrusts become a bit rough as he has a harder time concentrating [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun's mind has gone blank already. She can't think, she just feels and lets it out... occasionally yelling back your own name.* [16:47] * Eris` moans out loudly pulling her down as he clings to her his hips bucking up as he suddenly starts flooding her full of his cum blushing a bit as he does so [16:49] <~SU_Tempest> Ptcy -25% [16:49] <~SU_Tempest> Ally's Impr +25% [16:51] * Eris` softly pets her hair [16:52] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun is left a panting mess...* [16:53] * Eris` is just holding her close to him [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... hah ... hah... [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...why... do shrine maidens... have to be virgins...? I swear... ...i never felt something... like that before... [16:55] <Eris`> because unless your in love its lustful [16:55] * Eris` smiles at her.. [16:59] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [17:01] <~Hebizuka> 134 rooms, 24 kills, 2 SEs, 4 missions, 1 Amulet, 1153 P$, 0 Runs [17:01] <~Hebizuka> Progress: [17:01] <~Hebizuka> +15 rooms, +2 kills, +1 SE, +1 mission, +1 Amulet, +1111 P$ [17:01] <%Dragoshi> (that's a lot of fuckin' 1s how 'bout) [17:04] <~Hebizuka> Score: [17:05] <~Hebizuka> 249 points [+61] [17:05] <~Hebizuka> Position: 15th [+2] [17:06] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats: [17:06] <~Hebizuka> Shots 1/6 [17:07] <~Hebizuka> Today's accuracy: 17% [17:07] <~Hebizuka> All time stats: [17:07] <~Hebizuka> Shots 31/37 [17:07] <~Hebizuka> Melee 4/7 [17:07] <~Hebizuka> Total: 35/44 [17:07] <~Hebizuka> All time accuracy: 80%