Log:Game 101 (Meta, no ontology)

[13:09] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You visited 150 rooms. Next special room at the 154th. Everyone seems to be A-OK, aside for Jun suffering from minor pain. !mrooms3 to continue [13:10] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [13:10] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 4498 - Front door: 2056 - Right door: 4847 - Roomstyle: 267 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [13:10] * `Eris goes through the front door [13:12] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a TV Room. You may check @whatsonTV. A lone butler is there, on the couch, watching the current programs with interest. You notice food on the table in front of the butler.* [13:13] <`Eris> @whatsontv [13:13] <EliasBot> [Anime] Trigger&Magazine with Silencer (a Gunnax production) [13:13] * `Eris checks the food [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> Butler: Go, go, go Trigger! Oh god yes... [13:14] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of milk. 1d16 [13:14] * `Eris sneaks the bottle of milk away [13:14] <~Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6.* [13:16] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [13:16] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [13:17] <~Hebizuka> *You snatch away that bottle of milk with amazing speed. The butler didn't notice a thing. Too busy ogling Trigger's boobs.* [13:17] * `Eris stores [13:17] <~Hebizuka> 37.59/65 [13:17] * `Eris once the milk is out of sight.. [13:17] <`Eris> what? Magazine is obv the hotter one [13:18] <~SU_Tempest> Butler: *Turns around quickly* WHAT? NO! Trigger is the hottest one. [13:18] <`Eris> no way [13:18] <`Eris> her hairs too short [13:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Are you two seriously having an argument on an anime? [13:18] <`Eris> yes [13:18] <~SU_Tempest> Butler: YES! [13:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun looks annoyed. She drags you towards the doors.* [13:19] * `Eris dragged [13:19] <`Eris> =w= [13:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What did I tell you about being silly, Eris? Let's go. [13:19] <`Eris> ok ok im sorry [13:19] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [13:19] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 3061 - Front door: 2336 - Right door: 4201 - Roomstyle: 97 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [13:19] * `Eris right door [13:24] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a regular, featureless room. There is a box of ammo on the floor, lying there all alone... And there's also a bunch of angry-looking foxes guarding said box. Three, to be accurate.* [13:24] <`Eris> hmmm [13:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Uhh.. [13:24] * `Eris quickly does math [13:25] * `Eris triangulation trajectory blah blah blah [13:25] * `Eris grabs grenade [13:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What are you--? [13:25] <~Hebizuka> *Which grenade?* [13:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OH GODS WHAT [13:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Are you gonna lob a grenade at those poor widdle foxes? D: [13:26] <`Eris> would you rather me let them bite you [13:26] <~Hebizuka> *The foxes growl at you.* [13:26] <`Eris> they look rather pissed off [13:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh Eris... *Looks away.* [13:26] <`Eris> .. can you think of a way to calm them down i dont really want too [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun pulls her gohei out.* [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'll teach them! [13:27] <`Eris> ok then [13:27] * `Eris puts grenade back [13:27] <~Hebizuka> *Will you let Jun have first turn?* [13:27] * `Eris yes [13:27] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [13:28] <~SU_Tempest> *Your ally walks up to the foxes, who growl even louder at her. She then bashes the living crap out of the middle one with the gohei, over the head. Three times. [13:28] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 6 6 [13:28] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 5 1 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 20 ] [13:28] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: BAD FOX, BAD! [13:29] <~Hebizuka> *Scores: 7, 6, 7. FT: 5 +1 (6). Though she manages to hit the middle fox once on the head, the other two hits missed; the fox yelped and reared its head to avoid the shinto fury of Jun's gohei.* [13:29] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn...* [13:30] <`Eris> bvad fox [13:30] * `Eris waits to see if she had any success [13:30] <~Hebizuka> *Well, the second fox looks even angrier than before now.* [13:31] <`Eris> .. [13:31] <`Eris> ok this didnt get us anywhere so [13:31] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: uuu... why doesn't it work? [13:32] * `Eris the barretta's come out.. in his left hand it points at fox 1 head aiming and fires twice, his right hand at fox 2 going for headshot and fires twice then it goes to fox 3 repeating [13:32] <`Eris> !mdice 6 6 [13:32] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 6 6 5 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 23 ] [13:33] <~Hebizuka> *Left hand Beretta M9: Score 7. Right hand Beretta M9: Scores 11, 5.* [13:34] * `Eris uses last attack on left barretta to head shot twice on the fox he missed [13:34] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [13:34] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [13:35] <~Hebizuka> *For both: FT 4 -1 +1 (5)* [13:35] <~Hebizuka> *Left hand weapon scores: 7, 3. Right hand weapon scores: 11, 5.* [13:38] <~Hebizuka> *This translates to a total of 8 shots fired, 4 hitting. Of those four bullets, Fox#1 is shot in the head twice, and Fox#2 suffers the same treatment, leaving Fox#3 alive.* [13:38] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9] Angry fox #1 [13:38] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9] Angry fox #2 [13:39] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> *The last fox howls and barks in panic.* [13:40] <~SU_Tempest> *It tries attacking you, out of retribution for killing its two colleagues.* [13:40] <~SU_Tempest> *The fox leaps at you and tries to bite you!* [13:40] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [13:40] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left arm [13:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [13:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [13:40] <~Hebizuka> *Clang! The fox's teeth have no chance of piercing through your HEV Suit.* [13:40] * `Eris raises left arm and watches it gnaw on the suit [13:40] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [13:40] <~SU_Tempest> *Grrrr!* [13:41] <`Eris> its so cute [13:41] <`Eris> i hated doing this ;; [13:41] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: BAD FOX! [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Just put the fucker down D: [13:41] * `Eris puts it down [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: NO I DIDN'T MEAN THAT [13:41] <~Hebizuka> *The fox, now feet on the ground, continues barking.* [13:42] * `Eris shoots it in the head twice [13:42] * `Eris with either handgun [13:42] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [13:42] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [13:42] <`Eris> .. [13:42] * `Eris tries the other [13:42] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [13:42] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [13:43] <~Hebizuka> *You fail to hit the fox with your left hand M9, but you dump two 9mm slugs right in the fox's skulls easily, using your right hand one.* [13:43] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9] Angry fox #3 [13:43] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun approaches the box of ammo on the floor.* [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eris, look! [13:47] * `Eris checks the ammo [13:47] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, flechette, 50 rounds [13:47] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Is it any useful to you? [13:48] <`Eris> no [13:48] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [13:48] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 2274 - Front door: 5623 - Right door: 1121 - Roomstyle: 5 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [13:48] * `Eris right door [13:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [13:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [13:50] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a grassy room. In it is a Maze Citizen, wearing a load-bearing vest and carrying a combat shotgun of some sort. There's also one door only.* [13:53] * `Eris stretches a bit [13:53] * `Eris reloads barrettas [13:53] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: *Grumbles a bit, searching for something in the vest.* [13:54] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: Stupid phone... [13:55] <~Hebizuka> *You do not have enough loose ammunition to reload fully both magazines. Do you want to swap magazines or transfer ammo from other magazines?* [13:55] * `Eris swaps mags [13:56] <~Hebizuka> Beretta M9 (right hand): Magazine swapped ; Ammo: 15+1/15 [13:56] <~Hebizuka> Beretta M9 (left hand): Magazine swapped ; Ammo: 15+1/15 [13:56] <~Hebizuka> *20-round Beretta 92 series magazine x2 placed into backpack. [Ammo: 9/20] and [Ammo: 14/20]* [13:58] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [13:58] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 1478 - Roomstyle: 277 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [13:58] * `Eris enters [14:00] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into a regular, featureless room. A gun shop stand has been set up here.* [14:00] <`Eris> :3 [14:00] * `Eris goes over to the gun shop [14:01] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Welcome, you two. How can I help you? [14:02] <`Eris> what cha got? :3 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> ==Weapons for sale== [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - FN Herstal SCAR-H battle rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - SCAR-H mag (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - CZ SA vz. 58P assault rifle | 7.62x39mm - 58P magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Ruger Redhawk revolver | .45 Colt - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 5 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov RPK-74 light machine gun | 5.45x39mm - AK-74 magazine (45+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Taurus MT-40 submachine gun | .40 S&W - MT-40 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 5 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K MP7A1 personal defense weapon | 4.6x30mm - MP7 magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 3 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Glock 18C machine pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Glock 9mm magazine (33+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 3 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Steyr Scout sniper rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - Scout magazine (10+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + Small 2x scope. Weight: 9 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Mauser MG42 light machine gun | 7.92x57mm Mauser - MG42 ammo belt (50 rounds) - Full-auto. Weight: 22 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - 3x M84 Flashbang grenades. FT+4 for one turn. CRITFAIL affects user, FAIL nulls effect, CRITWIN stuns target 1 turn. Weight: 3/item [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K HK53 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - HK53 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K G36 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - G36 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto + Non-removable scope+reflex sight. Weight: 14 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - 2x C4 charges. Requires a detonator to be set off. Weight: 1/item [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K PSG-1 sniper rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - G3 magazine (5+1 rounds) - Semi-auto + Hensoldt ZF 4-16x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov AK-12 (223) assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - AK-101 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - SAKO TRG-42 sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - TRG-42 magazine (10+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [14:04] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: You're pretty lucky, someone sold me three flashbangs a while ago, and they're now all three on sale. [14:06] <`Eris> well yes im intrested in the flash bangs and the C4 [14:06] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Interesting. Will you buy all three of the flashbangs? [14:06] <`Eris> yes [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Both C4 as well? [14:07] <`Eris> yes [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Excellent. Lemme check the prices... [14:10] <~Hebizuka> BUY: [14:10] <~Hebizuka> M84 Flashbang x3 - 300 P$ [14:10] <~Hebizuka> C4 charge x2 - 600 P$ [14:10] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 900 P$ [14:11] * `Eris hands over his grenadelauncher [14:11] <`Eris> id like to sell this [14:12] <~SU_Tempest> *The dealer whistles in delight.* [14:13] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Is that a GM-94? Wow. Where'd you get that? [14:13] <`Eris> soldier tried to kill me [14:13] <`Eris> i killed him first [14:13] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Oh, that's unfortunate. [14:13] <`Eris> isnt it? [14:13] <~SU_Tempest> *The dealer pumps the GM-94 and removes the unfired grenades. There were 2 left.* [14:14] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: All right... [14:14] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: I can buy the launcher and the nades for 830 P$. You'd have only 70 P$ to pay me upfront for your purchases. Deal? Or did you need something else? [14:14] * `Eris puts up the 70P$ [14:15] <`Eris> i gave that thing a shot but it was more fire less boom [14:15] <`Eris> so i wasnt that happy with it [14:16] <~Hebizuka> *You sold the GM-94.* [14:16] <~Hebizuka> *You obtained 3x M84 Flashbang grenades and 2x C4 charges.* [14:17] * `Eris stores them all [14:18] <~Hebizuka> 52.52/65 [14:19] <`Eris> nice to find useful things [14:19] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [14:19] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 3622 - Front door: 3921 - Right door: 556 - Roomstyle: 230 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [14:19] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: My pleasure. Good bye! [14:19] * `Eris right door [14:19] <~Hebizuka> *Money carried remaining: 829 P$.* [14:21] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at 160th.* [14:22] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a volley of stairs.* [14:23] <~Hebizuka> *You end up in an electrical room. The power control computer is on, but idle. Someone left a weapon on the desk, next to the mouse...* [14:23] * `Eris checks the weapon [14:24] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt Anaconda revolver | .44 Magnum - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 5 [14:24] <`Eris> .. hah [14:24] <`Eris> i could have some fun with this [14:24] * `Eris stores it [14:25] <~Hebizuka> 57.52/65 [14:26] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [14:26] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 268 - Front door: 1364 - Right door: 4409 - Roomstyle: 125 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:26] * `Eris front door [14:29] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a dojo. It's occupied by a martial artist meditating. A sign says "If the dojo master is meditating, do not hesitate to wake him up" on one of the walls... You also notice a weapon in the corner. A familiar weapon.* [14:29] * `Eris checks the weapon [14:30] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Beretta M9 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Beretta 92 series magazine (15+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [14:30] * `Eris snags the mag [14:31] * `Eris wakes up the dojo master [14:31] <~Hebizuka> 58.17/65 [14:31] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: zzz... rrf.. Hm? Oh... Uh... Hello. [14:33] <`Eris> hello it said to wake you up so i assume you offer some kind of.. survice? [14:33] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: Ah, uh, yes. I can teach you a martial art technique if you would like. [14:33] <`Eris> ah can i get a list of these? [14:35] <~Hebizuka> ==Unarmed combat techniques== [14:35] <~Hebizuka> One-two combo - 300 P$ [14:35] <~Hebizuka> Punch to Front Kick - 400 P$ [14:35] <~Hebizuka> Low to Middle Roundhouse - 400 P$ [14:35] <~Hebizuka> Hell Axle - 600 P$ [14:35] <~Hebizuka> Savage Sword - 750 P$ [14:35] <~Hebizuka> Snake Rocket - 650 P$ [14:35] <~Hebizuka> Double Lift Kick to Paw - 800 P$ [14:35] <~Hebizuka> Tengu Punch Oni Kick - 1100 P$ [14:35] <~Hebizuka> Double Lift Kick to Double Tap - 1300 P$ [14:35] <~Hebizuka> Roundhouse to Triple Spin Kick - 1100 P$ [14:35] <~Hebizuka> Sadist's Blast - 1700 P$ [14:36] <`Eris> double lift kick to paw [14:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oooh, martial arts! [14:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I always loved martial arts. [14:38] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: 800 P$ it is, then. Please. [14:39] * `Eris hands over 800 [14:40] <~Hebizuka> *Money carried: 29 P$ remaining* [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: All right. Remove that armor of yours so I can train you... [14:41] <~Hebizuka> *A while later, you emerge after extremely quick and intensive training of one single technique. You are now capable of using Double Lift Kick to Paw. This is a Kick, Kick, Punch technique that requires a 6d6 to be used.* [14:41] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [14:41] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 128 - Front door: 452 - Right door: 4503 - Roomstyle: 24 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:41] * `Eris left door [14:42] <~Hebizuka> *You're starting to feel hungry.* [14:42] <~Hebizuka> HEV: Hunger, 40% [14:45] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into another grassy room. But this time, a fight is about to start in this room... On one side, a satori with a submachine gun. On the other, a DF Soldier with another submachine gun.* [14:47] * `Eris straight up runs up to the DF soldier and uses new martial arts on him [14:47] <`Eris> !mdice 6 6 [14:47] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 6 1 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 25 ] [14:49] <~Hebizuka> *Scores: 10, 7, 8. The technique has been executed perfectly. You deal two quick kicks to the Soldier, sending the poor sap flying upwards... and you follow with a HARD punch right in the chest. The soldier is sent across the room...* [14:49] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: OH GOD WHARGH [14:49] <~Hebizuka> *...and is sent crashing headfirst in the wall behind.* [14:50] <~Hebizuka> *Though the soldier feels very dizzy, they suffered no damage.* [14:50] <`Eris> well [14:50] <~SU_Tempest> Satori: ...W.. wow. [14:50] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *holyshit.jpg* [14:50] <`Eris> hey soldier i intentionally did that so it wouldnt hurt you [14:50] <`Eris> you can leave now unless you'd rather me be serious [14:50] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Mommy ... de widdle flying birdz... [14:50] <`Eris> .. [14:51] <~SU_Tempest> Satori: He's a mess. Don't even worry about him. [14:51] * `Eris disarms him [14:51] <`Eris> bvetter to do this just incase [14:51] <~Hebizuka> *You throw the weapon away from the trooper.* [14:51] * `Eris then examines it [14:52] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight - no more able fighters. (1 turn)* [14:52] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - MAT-49 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - MAT-49 magazine (32 rounds, no +1) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 5 [14:52] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Liddle... birds... [14:53] <~SU_Tempest> Satori: ...Didn't even need to psyblast him. Good, less work for me. [14:53] <~Hebizuka> *The satori keeps their weapon trained on the soldier, just in case.*ù [14:55] * `Eris scavanges the gun for ammo [14:56] <`Eris> well his machine gun uses the same calliber as my barrettas [14:56] <~SU_Tempest> Satori: Go ahead. Mine uses .45, this one doesn't. Make sure to search his body if you want more. Those silly soldiers always carry extra. [14:59] * `Eris searches his body too [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: hee... it tickles.. [15:00] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: MAT-49 32-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.32 [Ammo: 32/32] [15:00] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [15:02] * `Eris emties the mag grabs the cash [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 226 +24 [15:02] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 226 ] [ Rolls: 143 ] [ Total Score: 143 ] [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> *You obtain 167 P$.* [15:03] * `Eris stores the ammo and money [15:03] <~Hebizuka> *Total 9x19mm carried: 73 [+64]* [15:03] * `Eris reloads all mags [15:03] <~Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 196 P$* [15:04] <~Hebizuka> *You use 47 rounds of 9x19mm to refill all of your non-empty Beretta 92 series mags.* [15:04] <~Hebizuka> *Both 20-rd magazines and two empty 15-rd magazines refilled.* [15:04] <~Hebizuka> *9x19mm remaining: 26* [15:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Ooo, more ammo! [15:05] <`Eris> mmhmm [15:07] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [15:07] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 2639 - Front door: 4823 - Right door: 1337 - Roomstyle: 29 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:07] * `Eris goes through the right door [15:07] * `Eris just does it [15:09] <~Hebizuka> *Another grassy room. A lone kasha is standing there, with a huge, familiar weapon in hands. Apparently the hellcat youkai is guarding the room. There's food on the floor as well.* [15:09] * `Eris looks at the kasha then goes to check out the food [15:10] <~Hebizuka> >Physical appearance >Weapon carried [15:10] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Fruitcake slice. 1d12 [15:11] <`Eris> >weapon carried [15:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OH! [15:11] <~SU_Tempest> Kasha: Hmm? [15:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: JUST LIKE MINE! [15:11] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - KBP OSV-96 sniper rifle | 12.7x108mm - OSV-96 magazine (5+1 rounds) - Semi-automatic + PSO-1 4-24x scope. Weight: Unsparable [15:14] <~SU_Tempest> Kasha: Yeah, this is my OSV-96. You have one too, shrine maiden? [15:15] <~SU_Tempest> Kasha: Gotta say it's useful to scare people away. Even Soldiers shy away from me... ....but that's because they haven't sent snipers at me yet. [15:15] <`Eris> thats a mighty respectable weapon there [15:15] * `Eris pets his own black arrow [15:16] <~SU_Tempest> Kasha: Ooh. Custom gun? [15:17] <`Eris> custom Zastava black arrow [15:17] <~SU_Tempest> Kasha: Aah. Awesome indeed. Well, you seem nice, so I'll let you go on your way. [15:18] <`Eris> thank you [15:18] <`Eris> can we take this food over here [15:18] <`Eris> im starving [15:18] <`Eris> =w= [15:18] <~SU_Tempest> Kasha: hm? Oh, sure. [15:18] * `Eris devours the fruitcake slice [15:19] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 12 [15:19] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 12 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [15:19] <~SU_Tempest> *It's horrible.* [15:20] <~SU_Tempest> Kasha: Oh, I probably forgot to say it's been lying there since about five days.* [15:20] <`Eris> ... [15:20] <`Eris> i regret nothing [15:20] * `Eris falls over as if hes died [15:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIS?!!? [15:24] <`Eris> ugh [15:25] <`Eris> it tasted terrible [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WAKE UP, ERIS, YOU OKAY? [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> Kasha: He just ate bad fruitcake. [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [15:25] <`Eris> i thought i was going to die [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun DRAGS you forcefully towards the doors.* [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: IDIOT. [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Let's keep on moving. *Hmph!* [15:25] * `Eris dragged [15:25] <`Eris> I REGRET NOTHING [15:25] <`Eris> !mdoors3 [15:26] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [15:26] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 648 - Front door: 3181 - Right door: 4200 - Roomstyle: 291 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [15:26] * `Eris dragged through right door [15:27] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [15:27] <~Hebizuka> *You land into a swamp room, making a splash in the disgusting tepid water inside. There's a dead body floating on the water here...* [15:27] <~Hebizuka> *There is also one door only.* [15:33] <`Eris> .. [15:33] * `Eris checks out the dead body [15:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Blerk! [15:33] <~Hebizuka> *A dead fox.* [15:33] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [15:33] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 2136 - Roomstyle: 27 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [15:33] * `Eris enters [15:35] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a hiring bureau. As always, cells full of creatures, hirer working at the desk, and posters full of services and advertised phone numbers.* [15:37] * `Eris checks out the advertises phone numbers [15:38] <~Hebizuka> "In a need for food and can't reach a fine kitchen in time? Forgot to pack up the munchies and now you're hungry? Never fear! 5-GET-FOOD will lead you to the nearest chef or food merchant." [15:44] * `Eris quickly writes down [15:44] <`Eris> that.. seems important [15:44] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Hmm? Can I help you? [15:44] <`Eris> oh i was just looking at the advertised phone numbers [15:45] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Oh, help yourself. [15:45] * `Eris nod nod and looks at the next one [15:47] <~Hebizuka> "Never let dragons stop you from going to work anymore. Call 5-ASS-KICK to visit your nearest martial artist." [15:47] * `Eris writes this one down too [15:47] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [15:47] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 934 - Front door: 2789 - Right door: 3913 - Roomstyle: 149 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:48] * `Eris left door [15:48] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 168th.* [15:48] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm starting to feel hungry... *pout* [15:48] * `Eris offers jun the milk [15:49] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There is a strange item on the floor.* [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun takes your bottle of milk and downs it.* [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 16 [15:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 16 ] [ Rolls: 6 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: mmh... tasted weird. [15:49] * `Eris checks out the item [15:49] <~Hebizuka> [Item] Bottle of wet picric acid. This normally highly sensitive explosive compound is rendered stable when wet. [15:50] * `Eris stores it [15:50] * `Eris flips open cellphone [15:50] <~Hebizuka> 59.34/65 [15:51] * `Eris dials 0-NIN-BALL [15:51] <~Hebizuka> *Dialing... 0-646-2255... [15:51] <~Hebizuka> *You hear this over the phone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCJbguy-NwY* [15:52] <~Hebizuka> *For some reason, the battery of your phone has depleted completely.* [15:52] <~Hebizuka> *Suddenly, someone enters the room!* [15:52] <~SU_Tempest> ???: ...Whu? Who are you guys? [15:53] <`Eris> o.o [15:53] <`Eris> who are you? [15:54] <~Hebizuka> *A young, small, female fairy. She has short, aqua hair, blue eyes, and white, ice crystal shaped wings.* [15:54] <~SU_Tempest> ???: I'm Cirno! The strongest yousei in the Mazes! And you two, who are you? [15:55] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ....It's strange but I feel like I know her. [15:56] <`Eris> I'm Eris, strongest sniper in the mazes... [15:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *What kind of white lie is THAT.. Show-off.* [15:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Annoyed face* [15:57] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Oooh! It's nice to meet other strong people! And you miko? [15:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...i'm just Jun. [15:57] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Booooring. [15:57] <`Eris> best looking miko in the mazes [15:57] * `Eris nods [15:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Thinking: Everyone knows the best sniper ever is Black Arrow Shoo--* HUH [15:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Nonono Eris stop being silly... ahahaha... [15:58] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: ..mmm... She is? [15:58] <`Eris> also i know what your thinking [15:58] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Well, that's nice, I guess. [15:58] <`Eris> the best sniper ever was black arrow shooter [15:58] <`Eris> but what am i carrying? [15:58] * `Eris holds up black arrow [15:58] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Waaah. [15:59] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: I wish I had a big gun like that too. But I don't need it, coz I'm the strongest. *Boastful* [15:59] <`Eris> haha certainly a strong fairy like you doesnt need a weapon [15:59] <`Eris> so what brought you here [15:59] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: I don't know... [16:00] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: I was just passing by. Too bad you already have someone, I'd have stayed with you! '-' [16:01] <`Eris> ah [16:01] <`Eris> sorry [16:03] <`Eris> we should get going [16:03] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [16:03] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 2187 - Front door: 976 - Right door: 2553 - Roomstyle: 143 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:03] * `Eris front door [16:03] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: Heeeey! You're gonna leave me behind? D: [16:07] <`Eris> im sorry but as you i have someone with me. My fiance.. [16:07] <`Eris> as you see* [16:07] <`Eris> you can follow if you want though [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> Cirno: *Looks dejected and heartbroken.* [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... *Noticed.* ..aww.. [16:09] <`Eris> .. [16:09] * `Eris feels bad [16:10] <`Eris> ill remember this number i called i suppose ill call it again if i ever need help [16:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: If you find a new battery. [16:10] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [16:11] <~Hebizuka> 161 rooms, 37 kills, 2 SEs, 4 missions, 1 Amulet, 349 P$ [16:11] <~Hebizuka> Progress [16:12] <~Hebizuka> +11 rooms, +3 kills, -703 P$ [16:12] <~Hebizuka> Score: [16:12] <~Hebizuka> 293 points [+9] [16:12] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards position: 13th [+1] [16:13] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats: [16:13] <~Hebizuka> Shots 6/12 [16:13] <~Hebizuka> Melee 3/3 [16:13] <~Hebizuka> Total: 9/15 - Accuracy today: 60% [16:13] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats: [16:13] <~Hebizuka> Shots 85/100 [16:14] <~Hebizuka> Melee 10/13 [16:14] <~Hebizuka> Total: 95/113, all-time accuracy 84% [16:14] <~Hebizuka> No new recommendations for awards today.