Log:Game 102 (Meta, no ontology)

[01:35] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Stellar Blackscale. You visited 13 rooms. Next special room at the 35th. Nothing special to report, !mrooms3 to continue. [01:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [01:38] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 4047 - Front door: 1863 - Right door: 874 - Roomstyle: 218 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> 1863 [01:38] <~Hebizuka> *A grassy room. You notice an interesting object on the floor.* [01:39] * Stellar_Blackscale examine object [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Bag of cash - Value 50-250 P$ (1d201 +49) [01:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 201 +49 [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 201 ] [ Rolls: 50 ] [ Total Score: 50 ] [01:39] <~Hebizuka> *You find exactly 99 P$.* [01:39] <~Hebizuka> *Pick up?* [01:41] <Stellar_Blackscale> Y. Give it to my succubus~ [01:42] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: wuh... I don't have any pockets... [01:42] <~Hebizuka> *Lauta can't carry anything.* [01:42] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Oh. I hadn't considered that." [01:42] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hrrrm." [01:42] <~Hebizuka> *She has no backpack, nor can she wear one (those wings get in the way)* [01:42] * Stellar_Blackscale spare, regardless [01:42] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 2372 P$ [01:42] <~Hebizuka> 11.72/35 [01:44] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [01:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 5710 - Front door: 883 - Right door: 1866 - Roomstyle: 131 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:44] <~Hebizuka> *Lauta still feels very strange.* [01:44] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Are you okay?" [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Yes, yes... [01:46] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Alright... just making sure." [01:47] <Stellar_Blackscale> 5710 [01:49] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a classroom. There's a @graffiti on the chalkboard, and a weapon on the teacher's desk...* [01:49] <Stellar_Blackscale> @graffiti [01:49] <EliasBot> the librarian never existed [01:49] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Librarian?" [01:49] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: I ... don't know. [01:53] <Stellar_Blackscale> "This place is crazier than I am~ But not nearly as good looking~ Or with nearly as good taste." She gives the succubus a hug [01:53] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Bwuh. [01:53] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Sorry?" [01:53] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: I feel out of it... And I'm still hurt... [01:53] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Sorry..." [01:53] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: it's 'kay... [01:53] * Stellar_Blackscale sighs and checks out the weapon. [01:54] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Fukiya blowgun - Piercing, needs ammunition (Fukiya darts) - Weight: 5 [01:57] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Huh. Now that's just an odd thing..." [01:57] <~Hebizuka> *It comes with a single fukiya dart.* [01:58] <Stellar_Blackscale> "To limited in ammo to be of much use... if I was trying another assassination it'd be perfect, though..." [01:58] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [01:58] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 4297 - Front door: 4541 - Right door: 2426 - Roomstyle: 294 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:58] <Stellar_Blackscale> Right! [01:59] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a TV room. You may check @whatsonTV if you wish. There's a package on the couch...* [02:01] <Stellar_Blackscale> @whatsontv [02:01] <EliasBot> The News - With human hosts [02:03] <~Hebizuka> *The news talk about a generic event relating about meetings and military situations.* [02:04] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Boring." She kicks it in frustration and then checks the package [02:04] <~Hebizuka> *The TV doesn't budge.ù [02:04] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Head implant - "Bionic Eyes" vision versatility enhancer [02:05] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Ooooh~ Bionics~" Spare "Transhumanism... a valuable concept~" [02:05] <~Hebizuka> 12.72/35 [02:06] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [02:06] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 4800 - Front door: 4004 - Right door: 5311 - Roomstyle: 91 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [02:06] <Stellar_Blackscale> 4004 [02:08] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless ground. A dumpster can be seen in the corner, with some trash bags inside. In fact, you see something that doesn't look like trash sticking out of the dumpster...* [02:09] * Stellar_Blackscale examines it "Feh, to think I'd sink to dumpster diving. Me." [02:09] * Stellar_Blackscale huffy [02:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Tula Arms VSS Vintorez sniper rifle | 9x39mm - VSS magazine (10+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto + PSO-1 4-24x scope, integral silencer. Weight: 14 [Ammo: 9+1/10] [02:09] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hehehehehehehehehe. Hahahahahahahahaha~<3 Yessssss. This pleases me~" [02:09] <Stellar_Blackscale> EQUIP DAT SHIT [02:10] <~SU_Tempest> *Lauta headtilts.* [02:10] <~Hebizuka> *You already carry the SV-98 as your current Class 1. What to do?* [02:10] <Stellar_Blackscale> drop SV-98 [02:10] <~Hebizuka> *Weapons swapped.* [02:11] <~Hebizuka> *Curious, Lauta grabs the SV-98 and carries it for herself...* [02:11] <Stellar_Blackscale> "With this... all shall be good." [02:16] <Stellar_Blackscale> "It's good luck~" [02:16] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [02:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 3124 - Front door: 425 - Right door: 4553 - Roomstyle: 73 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:16] <Stellar_Blackscale> 425 [02:18] <~Hebizuka> *You make your way into a scratched room, full of @graffiti. There's another interesting object on the floor.* [02:19] <Stellar_Blackscale> @graffiti [02:19] <EliasBot> *A game of tic-tac-toe* [02:19] * Stellar_Blackscale examines the object! Which I totally don't know is money yet! [02:19] <~Hebizuka> Valuable] Cash - Satchel of cash - Value 500-2200 P$ (1d1701 +499) [02:20] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 1701 +499 [02:20] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 1701 ] [ Rolls: 1692 ] [ Total Score: 1692 ] [02:20] <~SU_Tempest> *You find 2191 P$ in this satchel! Wow!* [02:20] * Stellar_Blackscale takes [02:20] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: That's... a whole lot of money... isn't it. [02:20] <~Hebizuka> Total money carried: 4563 P$ [02:20] <~Hebizuka> 34.63/35 [02:20] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Yes... Would you like me to buy you anything?" [02:20] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: I need pain medication... @_@ [02:22] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Oh. Right. Gotta find a pharmacy. Or something." [02:22] * Stellar_Blackscale pouts [02:22] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [02:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 222 - Front door: 2198 - Right door: 2070 - Roomstyle: 83 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [02:22] <Stellar_Blackscale> 222 [02:23] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [02:23] <Stellar_Blackscale> "NOT AGAAAAAAAIIIIN! DAMN YOU GRAVITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" [02:24] <~Hebizuka> *You land into a shower room. You manage to miraculously not get heard by an Uruk-hai that's turning its back to you as you land...* [02:25] <Stellar_Blackscale> @cover [02:25] <EliasBot> No cover at all! [02:25] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hrrmmm..." [02:25] * Stellar_Blackscale scopes at the Uruk-hai's head [02:25] <Stellar_Blackscale> �Ugly thing... [02:26] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [02:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [02:27] <~Hebizuka> *You fire exactly one, silent round at the back of the Uruk-hai's head... With great success. He quietly crashes on the floor, dying without much noise.* [02:27] <~Hebizuka> Stellar Blackscale [VSS Vintorez] /H\ Uruk-Hai [02:27] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [02:28] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Good... I haven't lost my touch." [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: It's... pretty scary actually.. [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: ...oh how I realize I'm not made for combat... [02:29] <~Hebizuka> *The Uruk-Hai dropped stuff...ù [02:29] <Stellar_Blackscale> I'll protect you, then... [02:30] * Stellar_Blackscale searches the Uruk-Hai's corpse [02:30] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: That feels all kinds of wrong! A commoner protecting a demon?! [02:30] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons and related= [02:30] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Medieval spear - Piercing. Weight: 22 [02:30] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Dagger - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 5 [02:30] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Please, I'm hardly a commoner." [02:30] * Stellar_Blackscale sniffs haughtily [02:30] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: *Humph.* [02:31] <~SU_Tempest> *But Lauta feels chest pain from hmphing so hard. So she retracts while going "ow, ow, ow".* [02:32] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Sorry. Sorry." [02:32] * Stellar_Blackscale pets [02:34] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Uuugh... let's keep going anyway... [02:35] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [02:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 2504 - Front door: 2826 - Right door: 2301 - Roomstyle: 280 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:35] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Alright then..." [02:35] <Stellar_Blackscale> 2826 [02:36] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a dojo. It's occupied by the master, a martial artist! * [02:36] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah, hello sir~" [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: Hello, welcome to my dojo. What brings you? [02:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I don't know, what can I do here~?" [02:38] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: You may spend some money to learn one of my techniques, if you so desire. [02:39] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: Naturally I can also demonstrate how each work.. But I can only teach you one at a time. Better practice that one you'll know before you ask for another. [02:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Very well... What can you teach me?" [02:40] <~Hebizuka> ==Martial arts techniques== [02:40] <~Hebizuka> One-two combo - 300 P$ [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Punch to Front Kick - 400 P$ [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Low to Middle Roundhouse- 400 P$ [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Hell Axle - 600 P$ [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Savage Sword - 750 P$ [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Snake Rocket - 650 P$ [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Double Lift Kick to Paw - 800 P$ [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Tengu Punch Oni Kick - 1100 P$ [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Double Lift Kick to Double Tap - 1300 P$ [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Roundhouse to Triple Spin Kick - 1100 P$ [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Sadist's Blast - 1700 P$ [02:42] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Snake Rocket, you say~?" [02:44] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: Yes. It is a Length 3 technique, which consists of two low, spinning kicks followed quickly by a very hard, high one. You just keep spinning while executing the technique, the point is to send your opponent flying. [02:44] <~Hebizuka> *To execute a Length 3 technique, a 6d6 must be rolled.* [02:45] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hrrmmm... Very well, I can afford it." [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: Pay upfront, please. [02:46] * Stellar_Blackscale hands over the cash [02:47] <~Hebizuka> *3913 P$ remaining.* [02:48] <~Hebizuka> 28.13/35 [02:48] <~Hebizuka> *After a while of practicing on humanoid wooden dummies and tiring yourself out with the martial artist, you finally learn Snake Rocket.* [02:48] <Stellar_Blackscale> "There we go." [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: There ya go. ...if I was you, I'd be careful with that, uh.. demon following you. [02:51] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ufufufufufu~" [02:51] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [02:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 5396 - Front door: 828 - Right door: 5646 - Roomstyle: 249 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [02:51] * Stellar_Blackscale sweeps out enigmatically with that evil laugh 828 [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: I'm starting to feel a little bit better... [02:52] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Good..." [02:53] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. All you see is some sort of weapon.* [02:54] * Stellar_Blackscale examines weapon [02:54] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Nailed plank - Blunt/Piercing. Weight: 9 [02:57] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: ...what kind of weapon is this?... [02:57] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: It looks lame.. [02:57] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Agreed. You're most perceptive, as well as beautiful~" [02:58] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: oh stop it you... *half-assed* [02:58] <~SU_Tempest> *She does enjoy the comments though; boasts her ego, but is still pissed at the feeling of reversed situation.* [02:59] * Stellar_Blackscale nibbles one of Lauta's ears "It's still useful for self defence... and potentially quite brutal." [02:59] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: AUA- [02:59] <~SU_Tempest> *She pushes you away.* [02:59] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: DON'T... do that again/. [02:59] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah... if you don't like it, I won't do it again..." [03:00] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: *Groaning [03:00] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Just... move on or something... [03:01] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [03:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 2847 - Front door: 4059 - Right door: 2891 - Roomstyle: 130 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [03:01] <Stellar_Blackscale> 2891 [03:02] <~Hebizuka> *You end up in a rather messy bar. There's a crack and bullet holes on the counter, but it doesn't seem to stop the bartender from using this place still; speaking of which, the bartender is carrying a shotgun. There are no patrons around, and you see a big-ass weapon on the counter.* [03:03] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Well well... looks like I missed a fight." [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Maybe. But if ya don't keep that dirty demon behind ya out of my bar, I'll start 'nother. [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Dirty?! Look at you, you... human mutt! [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: *Loud snort.* [03:04] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I won't accept that sort of talk towards her." [03:04] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Ya her girlfriend or sommin'? Y'all demons are the same, dirty shit. [03:05] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Philistine." [03:06] * Stellar_Blackscale looks at Lauta "Shall we leave this lowlife?" [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Say wha? [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Who's a lowlife? Ya demon lover? [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> *The bartender points its shotgun at you, now.* [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Watch out! [03:06] <Stellar_Blackscale> @cover [03:06] <EliasBot> A kevlar-coated crate (75%, Kev-3, SUPER STRONG) [03:07] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Mongrel... I'll be doing this world a favor removing you from it." [03:07] <~SU_Tempest> *Roll a 2d6 to hide behind that cover.* [03:07] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [03:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [03:08] <~SU_Tempest> *You and Lauta make it behind the crate, but that wasted your turn; the bartender is faster.* [03:08] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Die already ya fucks! [03:08] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [03:08] <~SU_Tempest> *The bartender fires three shells at you; or rather your cover.* [03:08] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [03:08] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [03:10] <~Hebizuka> *It seems that those shells were all buckshot. A total of 15 pellets fly in your direction and smash the kevlar-coated crate... but it does minimal damage only. Both of you are safe and your crate remains in a lightly damaged state.* [03:10] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [03:10] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn!* [03:10] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Eeeek! Crazy maniac!! [03:10] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Why can't people solve their goddamn problems with more sex and less gun?! [03:11] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Agreed. But sometimes I have to do things the crazy way~" [03:11] * Stellar_Blackscale licks her lips, aiming carefully at the Bartender's head [03:11] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [03:11] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [03:12] <~Hebizuka> *Assuming you did so with the VSS.* [03:12] <Stellar_Blackscale> (Indeed) [03:13] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 -1 +1 (5). Your bullet silently flies towards the skull of your opponent, which it smashes open without much noise. The bartender is killed in cold blood in a neat little headshot.* [03:13] <~Hebizuka> Stellar Blackscale [VSS Vintorez] /H\ Bartender [03:13] <~Hebizuka> *What you did is a crime! Thankfully there are no witnesses...* [03:14] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [03:14] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Is it over?... [03:14] <~Hebizuka> *You're starting to feel hungry, though.* [03:15] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Yes. I apologize for the unpleasantness." [03:16] <~Hebizuka> *The bartender, now dead, dropped its weapon.* [03:17] * Stellar_Blackscale devours the lobster [03:17] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 12 [03:17] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 12 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [03:17] <~SU_Tempest> *It tastes like crap.* [03:17] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Blegh." [03:17] <~SU_Tempest> *You're still pretty much hungry.* [03:17] * Stellar_Blackscale devours the salmon as well [03:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 9 [03:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 9 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [03:18] <~SU_Tempest> *It was rather bland. [03:18] * Stellar_Blackscale sighs [03:19] <Stellar_Blackscale> �A poor meal... ah, Lady Hebi... did I offend you? [03:19] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [03:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 4690 - Front door: 3907 - Right door: 4104 - Roomstyle: 12 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [03:19] <Stellar_Blackscale> 4104 [03:22] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a screens room. It has a computer desk with three screens, which you can use to spy in the next three rooms. In this very room though, you notice a type of backpack!* [03:26] <~Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [03:29] * Stellar_Blackscale examines backpack [03:29] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] Eagle Recon backpack - Capacity 65 units - Weapon sling (any, 1x, non-unsparable C1/C2 weapon), Ammo pouch (6 units) [03:30] <Stellar_Blackscale> "My, this is a useful thing." [03:30] * Stellar_Blackscale equips it, looks at the screens [03:30] <~Hebizuka> *Replacing the RM22SF LBE by the Eagle Recon.* [03:31] <~Hebizuka> *Done!* [03:31] <~Hebizuka> *New weight: 26.13/65* [03:31] <~Hebizuka> *To turn on the screens, type !mrooms3, read the description of all three screens, then select the room you wish to enter.* [03:31] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [03:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 3843 - Front door: 1754 - Right door: 5307 - Roomstyle: 15 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [03:32] <~Hebizuka> Roomstyle 15: Electrical room [03:32] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah, Lauta, come look and see what we have here~" [03:32] * Stellar_Blackscale looks at the screen for the left door [03:32] <~Hebizuka> Room 3843: A weapon has been left on the desk where the power control computer rests. [03:32] * Stellar_Blackscale looks at the front door [03:33] <~Hebizuka> Room 1754: A different weapon has been abandoned, but this time on the floor. [03:33] <Kliff|DC> . [03:33] * Stellar_Blackscale looks at the right door [03:33] <~Hebizuka> Room 5307: And yet another weapon awaits, in another spot on the floor. [03:33] <~Hebizuka> *Weapons weapons weapons.* [03:35] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hrmmm... Where to go..." [03:35] <~Hebizuka> *If this helps, the left room has a sort of submachine gun, while the other two have two different pistols.* [03:35] <Stellar_Blackscale> Left room, then. If only because leaving guns around on the floor is poor form. [03:36] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into an electrical room. You hear a low humming; the sound of a power generator working behind the walls. The power control computer is on and running, but left idle, displaying the logo of the "Hebinux XP" OS. The weapon is right next to this computer.* [03:37] * Stellar_Blackscale sits down at the computer "My... does Hebi make operating systems too? So talented~" [03:37] <Stellar_Blackscale> �She must be mine~<3� [03:37] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: It's just a name... [03:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Ah~" [03:38] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: mmrf... [03:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Yes Lauta?" [03:38] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: I don't like her. [03:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hrmmm..." [03:39] <Stellar_Blackscale> �An obstacle... I must have both... how... vexing. [03:39] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: You really are worse than us demons! *Looks terrified.* [03:39] * Stellar_Blackscale idly gropes a Lauta as she takes the computer out of sleep mode [03:39] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: WHAA-- [03:40] * Stellar_Blackscale kisses Lauta [03:40] <~Hebizuka> *The screen lights up and reveals several gauges, meters and indicators related to power management.* [03:40] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: mmm--!! [03:40] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: --What is WRONG with you?! [03:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I'm young~ I'm in love~ What can I say~?" [03:41] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: *Even more confused* With me??! [03:41] <Stellar_Blackscale> "With you~" [03:41] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: *Whaaaaaaaat face* [03:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Lauta tries to reach for the weapon on the table..* [03:41] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You're so elegant... so beautiful... so perfect~" [03:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Taurus MT-9 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - MT-9 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 5 [03:41] <~SU_Tempest> *She grabs the MT-9.* [03:42] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: ... ... ... [03:42] <Stellar_Blackscale> "So... very in trouble if you're threatening to shoot me with that." [03:42] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: URGH. I'm also going insane! [03:42] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: No! I'M a goner! [03:42] <~SU_Tempest> *Attempt to do something?* [03:42] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Why's that~?" [03:43] <~SU_Tempest> *Lauta turns the MT-9 against herself, shoving the barrel under her chin. Last chance to attempt something!* [03:43] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: I can't take it anymore! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOMINANT! Yet you keep pile-driving my mind downwards. I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I WANNA RETURN TO HELL! [03:44] * Stellar_Blackscale grabs the gun [03:44] <~Hebizuka> *2d6 to attempt catching it before she shoots.* [03:44] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [03:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [03:44] <~Hebizuka> *You grab and throw the submachine gun away.* [03:44] <~Hebizuka> *Lauta drops on her knees.* [03:45] <~Hebizuka> *She WHINES as loudly and as complaining as she can be.* [03:45] * Stellar_Blackscale kisses her again "Hush... you're too wonderful to harm yourself..." [03:45] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: STOP TREATING ME SO WELL! [03:45] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Why shouldn't I?" [03:45] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: AAAAAGH [03:46] <~SU_Tempest> *She drops on the floor and punches the ground repeatedly, mentally frustrated.* [03:46] * Stellar_Blackscale gently pets her and hugs her. [03:47] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Let me go... I wanna leaaaave... [03:47] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Why... because I'm nice to you? Because I'm kind to you? Because I care?" [03:47] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Kill me already.... @_@ [03:48] <Stellar_Blackscale> "But I don't want to kill you~ I love you~" [03:48] <~SU_Tempest> *She screams once more.* [03:48] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Why can't you accept this...?" [03:48] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: ARE YOU BLIND OR STUPID? I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO! [03:49] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Why not?" [03:49] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: You can't be THAT dumb?! [03:49] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I'm not dumb... merely... unfettered by preconceptions." [03:50] <Stellar_Blackscale> "A being that is lovely as you is worthy of love~" [03:51] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: *She crawls under the computer desk and howls some more.* [03:52] * Stellar_Blackscale pets Lauta [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: *Hiss.* [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: GO AWAY! [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: FIND SOME OTHER SUCCUBUS TO BULLY [03:53] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Sush, love..." [03:53] * Stellar_Blackscale pulls her up and kisses her once more, deeply [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: GO AWAAAY [03:53] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Mmmrrf! [03:54] * Stellar_Blackscale hugs her tightly, not letting go, tail wrapping around the succubus's [03:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Lauta just breaks down once more.* [03:55] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Mmmmm... it's not so bad..." [03:56] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: How much longer do you plan to keep me aroooound... ... [03:57] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I couldn't leave you..." [03:57] <~SU_Tempest> *Lauta leaves her hiding place and resolves herself to stand up, intent to follow you... for now.* [03:57] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: ...just let me go someday... [03:58] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Am... am I so horrible...?" [03:58] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: You don't even understand how painful this is to me! [03:58] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Why is it painful...?" [04:00] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: Do you not UNDERSTAND? I'm a succubus! I'm not supposed to be loved or pursued after or even to stick with ONE person! Just LET ME GO! You're preventing me from doing my job! [04:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Who said anything about sticking with one person?" [04:00] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: I don't want to stay with YOU! [04:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Love... is something that must be spread~" [04:01] <~SU_Tempest> *She shrieks some more.* [04:01] <~SU_Tempest> Lauta: LUNATIC! [04:01] <~SU_Tempest> *She's had enough! She's attempting to flee!* [04:01] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [04:01] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [04:02] <~Hebizuka> *Unless you roll a 2d6 and score at least 8 or more on your own, she's gone. Attempt?* [04:02] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [04:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [04:03] <Stellar_Blackscale> ... [04:03] <~Hebizuka> *You had her arm for a moment, but she screams and ... runs away.* [04:03] <~Hebizuka> *Your ally fled from you.* [04:03] * Stellar_Blackscale slumps in the computer chair and cries [04:07] <~Hebizuka> *You're now alone. And you need to move on. :<* [04:07] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Why... why do the beautiful flee from me...?" [04:07] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [04:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 1578 - Front door: 333 - Right door: 2570 - Roomstyle: 206 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [04:07] <Stellar_Blackscale> 2570 [04:09] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 [04:09] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [04:10] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into an armory. A Maze Soldier is there, sitting at the desk, submachine gun on the lap, listening to some sort of beach music. This being an armory, you can find a weapon in the gun locker, as well as an object.* [04:10] * Stellar_Blackscale looks at the object, depressed, barely noticing the soldier [04:11] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: MAT-49 32-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [Ammo: 0/32] [04:11] * Stellar_Blackscale sighs, looks at the weapon [04:11] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: *Hasn't noticed you yet. Eyes closed and listening to the music, coming out of a small radio.* [04:12] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M16A2 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - STANAG magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3. Weight: 22 [04:12] * Stellar_Blackscale mppphs and moves on [04:12] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [04:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 3779 - Front door: 2011 - Right door: 288 - Roomstyle: 285 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [04:12] <Stellar_Blackscale> 288 [04:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Soldier still doesn't notice you.* [04:13] <~Hebizuka> *Hunger comes back to annoy you!* [04:13] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs and end up in a military bedroom. It's empty, though; all there is on the desk is a blueprint.* [04:14] * Stellar_Blackscale examines blueprint [04:14] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Rejected and starving... can my day get worse...?" [04:14] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, UZI, 60 Metal, 0 Wood, 0 Plastic" [04:14] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Oooh, Uzi." [04:14] <Stellar_Blackscale> Spare [04:15] <~Hebizuka> 27.13/65 [04:15] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Not my style but it's a nice gun. Perhaps my luck will change." [04:15] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms 3 [04:15] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [04:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 4416 - Front door: 1126 - Right door: 5830 - Roomstyle: 139 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [04:15] <Stellar_Blackscale> 1126 [04:17] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a medieval-styled room. Aside from the old wooden tables and the decrepit, dusty furniture, there's a more modern looking package on the floor.* [04:17] * Stellar_Blackscale examines the package. WILL IT BE SOMETHING WORTHWHILE? [04:17] <~Hebizuka> *It depends on your definition.* [04:18] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: 7.62x39mm [04:18] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... This isn't food, and this lovely Vintorez is already silent." [04:18] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [04:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 3818 - Front door: 629 - Right door: 702 - Roomstyle: 134 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [04:18] <Stellar_Blackscale> 702 [04:19] <~Hebizuka> *More stairs...* [04:19] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a regular, featureless room. There's a strange piece of clothing on the floor...* [04:19] * Stellar_Blackscale examines the piece of clothing, idly [04:19] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Maid suit (Upper body, Lower body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 9 [04:19] * Stellar_Blackscale spare [04:20] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I suppose it will make a viable disguise" [04:20] <~Hebizuka> *You fold that and shove it in the backpack..* [04:20] <~Hebizuka> 36.13/65 [04:21] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [04:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 2655 - Front door: 5376 - Right door: 3293 - Roomstyle: 293 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [04:21] <Stellar_Blackscale> 5376 [04:23] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bedroom... A rather messy one. All of the furniture, including the bed, have been destroyed, ripped and sacked. You see a rather pissed off student here, carrying some strange item that seems to serve as a weapon.* [04:24] <~SU_Tempest> Student: Oh god dammit to god dammit to god dammit... [04:25] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Uh, what the hell happened here?" [04:25] * Stellar_Blackscale examine student [04:27] <~Hebizuka> >Physical appearance >Weapon carried [04:30] <Stellar_Blackscale> >Physical appearance [04:30] <~SU_Tempest> !genhuman [04:30] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Human physio code: ] 4 - 7 - 4 - 1 - 4 - 2 - 8 - 8 - 4 - 11 [04:31] <~Hebizuka> *Age code ignored and set to 1.* [04:32] <~Hebizuka> *A teenage, latino, otoko student. He is dwarvish, athletic, has shaved gray hair, red eyes, a pair of brass earrings, and an unseen bullet wound on the leg. As an otoko, he wears the gakuran type of school outfit.* [04:34] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You seem to be injured. Did some sort of shootout happen here?" [04:34] <~SU_Tempest> Student: I'm not injured, but someone sacked my bedroom! And I can't find ANY of my studies! Oh gods I'll be given unending hell for this... [04:34] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You want me to help you look?" [04:36] <~SU_Tempest> Student: It's useless, I looked everywhere in the rubble... I can't even find my gun! They took everything! [04:36] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You want to come along with me and see if we find them?" [04:37] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Then again finding anyone in the maze is hard." [04:37] <~SU_Tempest> Student: Nah, sorry... I better report to my teachers and the cops. [04:39] <Stellar_Blackscale> "No need to apologize. I wish you luck." [04:39] * Stellar_Blackscale Revolver Ocelot handgesture [04:40] <~SU_Tempest> Student: Thanks... [04:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [04:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 747 - Front door: 5567 - Right door: 4204 - Roomstyle: 300 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [04:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> 4204 [04:41] <~Hebizuka> *A messy washitsu. What used to be a traditional japanese style room has suffered the same treatment as the room previously visited; all furniture broken down. The only thing that seems interesting is a pile of materials...* [04:42] * Stellar_Blackscale examine pile of materials [04:42] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Materials) 50 Metal [04:42] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... TEN TOO FEW. AND THERE'S NO FOOD." [04:43] * Stellar_Blackscale spare, and eats her clam [04:43] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 4 [04:43] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [04:43] <~SU_Tempest> *Ironically the clam tasted awesome.* [04:43] <~Hebizuka> 40.13/65 [04:43] * Stellar_Blackscale sighs happily. "Finally something nice..." [04:43] <~Hebizuka> *But it doesn't suffice to ...clam the hunger down.* [04:44] <Stellar_Blackscale> ' 3 ' [04:45] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [04:45] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 1531 - Front door: 2001 - Right door: 3736 - Roomstyle: 322 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [04:45] <Stellar_Blackscale> 2001: A maze odyssey [04:45] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [04:46] <~Hebizuka> *You land into a prison room. You see chains on the walls, and @graffiti etched everywhere. Since you're not bound to the wall, you can leave freely... You do spot abandoned food in the tiny Guard booth.* [04:46] <Stellar_Blackscale> @graffiti [04:46] <EliasBot> *Unreadable. It's a blood splatter.* [04:46] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah~ Blood~" [04:46] * Stellar_Blackscale examines food [04:47] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of orange juice. 1d8 [04:47] * Stellar_Blackscale drinks the orange juice [04:47] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 8 [04:47] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 8 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [04:47] <~SU_Tempest> *Just how long was it rotting there?* [04:47] * Stellar_Blackscale gags [04:47] <Stellar_Blackscale> "BAD. PLANNING [04:47] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [04:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 4952 - Front door: 1297 - Right door: 3785 - Roomstyle: 101 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [04:48] <Stellar_Blackscale> Left door! [04:48] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I swear if it's a shower and I see soap I am going to flip out." [04:49] <~Hebizuka> *Another bar. A friendlier-looking bartender; still shotgun-toting (it's the rule) is watching over a lone patron at the counter; a DF Sergeant on leave, whose main weapon is a submachine gun.* [04:50] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Heyo Barkeep, any juicy gossip?" [04:51] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: You're straightforward. How about you sit at the counter and order something first? [04:51] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Ah fine." [04:51] * Stellar_Blackscale sits [04:51] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: Hi. [04:52] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Here's what we got. [04:53] <~Hebizuka> =Bartender's menu= [04:53] <~Hebizuka> Cup of cappucino - 100 P$ [04:53] <~Hebizuka> Tequila Sunrise - 170 P$ [04:53] <~Hebizuka> Bloody shotgun cocktail - 250 P$ [04:53] <~Hebizuka> Oni Buster cocktail - 330 P$ [04:53] <~Hebizuka> Colonel Wight cocktail - 450 P$ [04:53] <~Hebizuka> Fifty BMG cocktail - 520 P$ [04:53] <~Hebizuka> Four Horsemen cocktail - 600 P$ [04:55] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I'll have the cappucino. I don't drink hard stuff alone. Besides, wine's more my speed." She gives a jaunty salute to the Sarge. "Hope you're enjoying your break from protecting us from whatever the hell it is you protect us from, sir" [04:55] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: These days, it's mostly golems... But thanks. [04:55] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Coffee it is then. 100 bucks please. [04:56] * Stellar_Blackscale slips the money over the counter. [04:56] <~Hebizuka> *Money carried: 3813 P$ remaining* [04:56] <~SU_Tempest> *The barkeep makes quickly a cup of the requested cappucino, then hands it to you.* [04:57] * Stellar_Blackscale drinks it... and immediately looks superhyperactive [04:57] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: And ye? You got a snake tail. You ain't youkai? [04:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 2 +1 [04:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 2 2 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [04:57] <~SU_Tempest> *That was indeed the most energetic coffee you ever drank.* [04:57] <~SU_Tempest> *And the most delicious.* [04:57] <~SU_Tempest> *You do feel stronger.* [04:58] <Stellar_Blackscale> "IdunnowhatIamreally.Otherthanloooovely,hungry,andaveeerygoodshot" [04:58] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: Woah, woah. Slow down. [04:58] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: ...hey barkeep, is it possible to get drunk on coffee? [04:58] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Not that I think... [04:58] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ahhhsorry.Justooohthat'sgoodcoffee" [04:59] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: You ain't drinking often, are ya? [05:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Haven'thadagoodcupofcoffeeinages.Andthat'sgoodcoffee.damngoodcoffee." [05:00] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Thanks. [05:01] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: You didn't hear it from me, but I hear there's some ruckus going on in the regular forces... Some rogues doing despicable things. You might wanna be careful. [05:01] * Stellar_Blackscale takes a deep breath to compose herself. [05:01] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: Nothing us in the -prestigious- Death Faction would do, naturally.. [05:02] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Of course not, sir. Thanks for the tip, though." [05:02] * Stellar_Blackscale manages to slow down to at least be understandable [05:02] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Feel better? [05:03] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Yeah. Yeah. Still hungry but... not exactly the right place to work on that. Well, I'll find somewhere to eat eventually." [05:03] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Ya, we're pretty far from the nearest restaurant, too.. [05:04] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Like I said, damn good coffee though. Hopefully it'll keep me going for a while. See you, both of you." [05:04] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt: See ya, take care. [05:04] * Stellar_Blackscale gives another salute as she gets up, cleavage bouncing. "Yes sir~" [05:04] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: She sure got some energy. [05:05] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [05:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 5077 - Front door: 5552 - Right door: 4300 - Roomstyle: 64 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [05:05] <Stellar_Blackscale> 5552 [05:15] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a classroom. A hakutaku teacher and a yousei student are working together here... You notice a box of ammo abandoned on the floor as well...* [05:15] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Ooops?" [05:17] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Uh..." [05:17] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Er..." [05:17] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hihi!" [05:17] * Stellar_Blackscale waves rapidly. [05:17] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: ...? [05:17] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: ?... [05:18] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: What is it?... [05:18] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I seem to have gotten lost." [05:18] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Can I help you? *Turns to the yousei.* Keep writing. [05:19] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Um... Probably you can't... Unless you can point me in the direction of a cafeteria or something. Sorry for interrupting." [05:19] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Are you unwell? Hungry maybe? [05:19] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Yes. Kinda ravenously hungry." [05:20] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Oh, this is bad news... We're uh... Dammit. Do you have a mobile phone, maybe? [05:20] <Stellar_Blackscale> "No... Sorry..." [05:20] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Aw. Cause if you had one, I'd have told you to call this number... *She writes it down on a piece of paper and gives it to you.* [05:20] <~Hebizuka> Paper: "5-GET-FOOD" [05:20] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Thanks, though! I'll remember it!" [05:21] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Sorry for interupting your lesson!" [05:21] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: They charge extra if you need it sent to your room, but it's doable if you're desperate. [05:21] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: It's fine! I'm used to it. Good luck, snake lady. [05:21] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Thank you!" [05:21] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [05:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 5155 - Front door: 2534 - Right door: 5816 - Roomstyle: 205 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [05:21] * Stellar_Blackscale ZOOMS OUT THE FRONT DOOR [05:22] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 9 [05:22] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 9 ] [ Rolls: 9 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [05:23] <~Hebizuka> *Extremely conveniently enough, you find yourself in a kitchen, occupied by a... man in Death Faction clothing. But that man has no weapon, instead has (over the helmet) a chef's hat, and a kitchen knife.* [05:23] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... I-Is there food here?" [05:23] * Stellar_Blackscale sniffs the air [05:23] <~Hebizuka> *There's also only one door here.* [05:23] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I-I think I smell food!" [05:23] <~Hebizuka> *A delicious smell of fresh meat is in the air.* [05:24] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I-I do smell food!" [05:24] * Stellar_Blackscale drools [05:24] <Stellar_Blackscale> "S-starving." [05:24] <Stellar_Blackscale> "F-food." [05:24] <~SU_Tempest> Chef: If there's food here? Ma'am, you stepped into Daron Bryant's kitchen! And this is me. People also call me the DF Chef. Welcome! [05:24] <Stellar_Blackscale> "HELLO SIR!" [05:24] * Stellar_Blackscale salutes [05:25] <~SU_Tempest> DFChef: Haha, hello! Would you like to order something from me then? I'm inviting you to sit down at one of the tables over there! I'll give you my menu and cook something for ya. Whaddya say? [05:25] <~SU_Tempest> DFChef: Ofcourse it's not free... But if you're hungry, how about eating the best food in the Mazes? *wink* [05:26] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Y-yes sir! Definately sir!" [05:26] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You are a wonder of the universe, sir." [05:26] <~Hebizuka> =DF Chef menu= [05:26] <~Hebizuka> Strangfor Lough Style Oysters - 500 P$ [05:26] <~Hebizuka> King's Sheep steak - 700 P$ [05:26] <~Hebizuka> Special Death Faction Hamburger - 850 P$ [05:26] <~Hebizuka> Indonesian Style Rendang - 1200 P$ [05:26] <~Hebizuka> Ultimate Neapolitan Style Pizza - 1500 P$ [05:26] <~Hebizuka> Pizza Cheeseburger - 1750 P$ [05:26] <~Hebizuka> Make-it-Awesome Service System - Give the DF Chef any food you have; the nutritional value of this food is doubled and given a +5 to-eat bonus, 1000 P$ [05:27] <Stellar_Blackscale> "P-p-pizza cheeseburger?" [05:27] * Stellar_Blackscale gapes [05:27] <Stellar_Blackscale> "O-oh my." [05:27] <Stellar_Blackscale> "my my..." [05:27] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Y-yes..." [05:27] <~SU_Tempest> DFChef: My masterpiece. It can me yours for the sum of 1750 P$, but it's a guaranteed awesome moment. [05:27] <Stellar_Blackscale> "SOLD!" [05:28] <~Hebizuka> *The DF chef requests your money.* [05:28] * Stellar_Blackscale forks it over [05:29] <~Hebizuka> 2063 P$ remaining carried. [05:29] <~Hebizuka> *In a matter of about ten minutes, the DF Chef quickly prepares his favorite masterpiece, and serves it on a beautifully presented plate. The Pizza Cheeseburger!* [05:29] <Stellar_Blackscale> "O-ooooh!" [05:29] <~Hebizuka> *~Pizza Cheeseburger!™~* [05:30] * Stellar_Blackscale devours it... elegantly. Because such a culinary masterpiece deserves her full elegance and charisma [05:31] <~Hebizuka> *You eat it like Remilia. Which is pretty much like a fat girl with Downs over a pizza cheeseburger.* [05:31] <~Hebizuka> *Yes I'm mean. Fuck you.* [05:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 6 12 +8 [05:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 12 ] [ Rolls: 8 5 10 4 7 3 ] [ Total Score: 37 ] [05:32] <~SU_Tempest> *Total score: 45.* [05:32] <~SU_Tempest> *This has KILLED your hunger completely!* [05:32] <~SU_Tempest> *You burp loudly as a sign of satisfaction.* [05:32] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Haaah... Thank you, sir..." [05:33] <~SU_Tempest> DFChef: Oh, it's my pleasure, ma'am. What else can I do fer ya? [05:35] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You can accept my sincerest gratitude and thanks. And I will gladly recommend you to people in the future. You master chef." [05:36] <~SU_Tempest> DFChef: Heehee... My name is Daron, not John. And come back anytime. [05:36] <Stellar_Blackscale> "KK~" [05:36] <~Hebizuka> *Also, only one door ahead.* [05:37] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms1 [05:37] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Unique door: 4547 - Roomstyle: 74 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [05:41] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a room with no doors. Instead, a machine in the middle; it looks like a teleporting pad, but it has a keypad. The keypad screen requests a room number.* [05:41] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hrmmm... a keypad... asking for a room number..." [05:41] * Stellar_Blackscale 1138 [05:43] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [05:43] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [05:43] <~Hebizuka> *You're teleported to...* [05:44] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 [05:44] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [05:45] <~Hebizuka> *...Another armory. A Maze Soldier with a tricked out assault rifle is in the room, listening to rock music. There's two more weapons in the gun locker.* [05:45] * Stellar_Blackscale checks the weapons, rockin out [05:46] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - FN Herstal FNC assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - STANAG magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [05:46] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - KBP 6G30 grenade launcher | VOG-25 grenade - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 22 [05:46] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Ya lookin' for sommin? Ya don't look like a Soldier. [05:48] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Formal wear." She lies smoothly. "I'd have prefered at least a dress uniform but noooo. Sexist pigs." [05:48] * Stellar_Blackscale spares the assault rifle [05:48] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: ...But the military is an equal opportunity employer. Who's the sexist pig? [05:48] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: HEY HOLD ON, THAT'S NOT YOURS! [05:48] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ah... sorry." [05:49] * Stellar_Blackscale puts it back. [05:49] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Damn girl, what makes you think you can just open that and take those pieces? They're reserve guns for other soldiers! [05:49] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Mmmph." [05:50] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: If ya need guns, buy your own damn ones. [05:50] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Alright, alright. Spoilsport." [05:50] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mroom3 [05:50] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: *snort* [05:50] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [05:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 5327 - Front door: 476 - Right door: 3908 - Roomstyle: 85 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [05:52] <Stellar_Blackscale> "And I'm sure they issue that gun you're carrying there standard too, jackass." [05:52] * Stellar_Blackscale sarcasm [05:52] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Gun is standard. Accessories I paid for. [05:52] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Now get outta here! [05:52] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Touche, I'm out." [05:52] <Stellar_Blackscale> Front door [05:53] <~Hebizuka> *Another electrical room. A strange creature is standing there, as if guarding the place; it looks like a tengu.* [05:53] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hello!" [05:54] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Hmmm. [05:54] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Interesting. A snake girl. Are you a nure-onna? [05:54] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Maybe. I dunno, I never thought about it that much." [05:54] * Stellar_Blackscale examine tengu [05:54] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: ...You're not a youkai? [05:54] <~SU_Tempest> !genyoukai [05:54] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Youkai physio code: ] 7 - 2 - 5 - 5 - 10 - 3 - 1 [05:55] <~Hebizuka> *An old, small, futanari tengu. She has very long blue hair, gray eyes, and a pair of crow black wings.* [05:56] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I'm attention deficit. Also bipolar. The little details like that I can't bother to remember" [05:57] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Hmm. Let's play with you then. I got a riddle for ya. You pass, I'll let you go on your way, with a bonus. If you fail though, I'll make you pay the price in flesh. [05:58] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... What do you mean, pay the price in flesh?" [05:58] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: *Evil grin.* Find out by yourself. Or rather, don't. [05:58] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Oh okay. gimme your riddle." [05:59] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Four feet and jagged teeth. Fleet of movement; on water and on land. I have no mood, cause to me yer food, as I drag you under. Who am I? [05:59] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Ya got three tries. [06:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Crocodile." [06:00] * Stellar_Blackscale shrugs [06:00] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Ya, okay. Alligator was the answer I wanted, but croc works too. [06:01] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu throws an object at you.* [06:01] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Large bag of cash - Value 100-500 P$ (1d401 +99) [06:01] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Reward for being more clever than I thought. [06:01] * Stellar_Blackscale spares [06:01] <Stellar_Blackscale> What, do I strike you as stupid? [06:01] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 401 +99 [06:01] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 401 ] [ Rolls: 229 ] [ Total Score: 229 ] [06:01] <~SU_Tempest> *You find 328 P$ in this bag.* [06:02] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: It's not that... As a tengu, I like toying with humans and non-youkai beings... I gotta make sure the smart ones pass and the dumb ones get punished. [06:02] <~Hebizuka> *Total money carried 2391 P$.* [06:02] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I like your style. Keep on trolling them morons~" [06:02] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Mmmhm. Keep it up, snake lady. [06:03] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Damn straight." [06:03] * Stellar_Blackscale peace sign, heads on. [06:03] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [06:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 87 - Front door: 2924 - Right door: 873 - Roomstyle: 114 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [06:07] <Stellar_Blackscale> Left door [06:07] <~Hebizuka> *A storage area. There are several containers, with boxes in them, containing crates and smaller boxes. But inside most of them, there isn't much. Most of the time nothing. You do notice that an engineer was clumsy enough to forget an important thing.* [06:08] * Stellar_Blackscale GRABS IMPORTANT THING [06:08] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Toolkit) Advanced Toolkit; allows for crafting items on Level 1 and 2 blueprints. [06:08] <~Hebizuka> *This is a key item.* [06:08] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hehehehe~" [06:08] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Don't mind if I do~" [06:08] <Stellar_Blackscale> SPARE [06:09] <~Hebizuka> *This item, being a key item, is weightless. It is a belt of tools worn on top of the rest.* [06:09] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Now we're talking." [06:10] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [06:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 3674 - Front door: 2475 - Right door: 3441 - Roomstyle: 87 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [06:10] <Stellar_Blackscale> Right door [06:10] <~Hebizuka> *More stairs...* [06:11] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a grassy room, once more. But the room seems empty...* [06:12] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I could build my mansion here..." [06:12] * Stellar_Blackscale plotting. [06:12] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mrooms3 [06:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] Left door: 3228 - Front door: 13 - Right door: 5673 - Roomstyle: 15 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [06:12] <Stellar_Blackscale> front door [06:12] <~Hebizuka> *Click!* [06:12] <~Hebizuka> *You triggered a tra-a-ap~* [06:12] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Click. Click not good. Click not good." [06:12] <~Hebizuka> *The walls open up!* [06:13] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Eh?" [06:13] <~Hebizuka> *They reveal large tentacles, which deploy at blisteringly high speed to grab you by all limbs, and hold you up in the air. More tentacles are produced, and slither through and under your clothes for a very obvious intent.* [06:13] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ooooh~" [06:13] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Tentacles~" [06:14] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You scared me, click noise." [06:14] <~Hebizuka> *The tentacles hold you tight above the ground while they do the dirty(?) work on your body, making sure to arouse you very quickly and ready to collect away your seeds.* [06:14] <Stellar_Blackscale> "A-ahhhhhh~" [06:15] * Stellar_Blackscale shudders, moaning [06:16] <~Hebizuka> *Though the appendages could make it last very quickly, they seem to want it to last a little longer; they rub and suckle around your shaft at a controlled pace rather than the frantic, high-speed high-arousal one. Sounds like -someone- is having fun.* [06:16] <Stellar_Blackscale> "N-nnnnn..." [06:17] <~Hebizuka> *But eventually all that goes up must go down again; you can't help but shoot your fluids into the ravenous tentacles. As soon as they catch the precious seeds, they let go quickly of you... letting you fall unceremoniously on the (soft) floor.* [06:17] <~Hebizuka> Potency -25% [06:18] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ooof" [06:18] * Stellar_Blackscale lands on her butt~ [06:18] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Haaaah... That could have been worse...~" [06:18] <~Hebizuka> *The appendages retract inside the walls whence they came from... which close.* [06:19] <~Hebizuka> *All is normal again in the room...* [06:19] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... Anyhow, onwards! [06:19] <~Hebizuka> *Which door?* [06:19] <Stellar_Blackscale> Front [06:20] <~Hebizuka> *Into room 13. Hopefully luck will befall on you (again)* [06:20] <~Hebizuka> *YET ANOTHER electrical room. Someone left an interesting package on the desk, tho.* [06:21] * Stellar_Blackscale examines the package! [06:21] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Arms implant - "Ripperclaws" knuckle-claw augmented bionic arm [06:21] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ooooh~<3" [06:21] * Stellar_Blackscale spares! [06:22] <~Hebizuka> 25.91/65 [06:22] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [06:22] <~Hebizuka> 39 rooms, 4 kills, 2 SEs, 1 Mission, 0 Amulet, 2391 P$, 0 Runs [06:22] <~Hebizuka> Progress: [06:23] <~Hebizuka> +26 rooms, +2 kills, +1 SE, +118 P$ [06:23] <~Hebizuka> Score: [06:23] <~Hebizuka> 71 points [+24] [06:24] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 33rd [+9] ex-aequo with Jeral Grant [06:24] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats [06:24] <~Hebizuka> Shots: 2/2 [06:24] <~Hebizuka> Total: 2/2 - Today's accuracy 100% [06:24] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats [06:24] <~Hebizuka> Shots: 7/7 [06:25] <~Hebizuka> Melee: 1/1 [06:25] <~Hebizuka> Total: 8/8 - All-time accuracy 100% [06:26] <~Hebizuka> You have not been recommended for an award today.