Log:Game 115 (Meta, no ontology)

[09:55] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You've visited 229 rooms. The next special rooms are available at the 240th room. Use !mrooms3 to continue [09:56] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [09:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1361 - Front door: 2350 - Right door: 1624 - Roomstyle: 125 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [09:56] <Eris`> >Leftdoor [09:56] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [09:56] <Eris`> *surprise face* [09:56] <Eris`> </sarcasm> [09:57] <~Hebizuka> *You land into a library, destroying one of the bookshelves on your way down. Thankfully, nobody is hurt (and Jun lands in your lap). There's an object on the floor as well - something that is not a book.* [09:57] <Eris`> .. [09:57] * Eris` idly pets jun [09:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eep. ;-; [09:57] <Eris`> s'ok~ [09:57] * Eris` checks object [09:58] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: 9x39mm [09:59] <Eris`> :x [09:59] <Eris`> why cant it be on a .45 [09:59] <Eris`> why! [09:59] <Eris`> >:( [09:59] * Eris` throws it at the wall [09:59] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun replies in a very matter-of-factly way.* [09:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I dunno. '-' ~ [09:59] * Eris` hime-fi- wait wrong charecter [10:00] <~Hebizuka> *You avoid being struck by split personality disorder and throw the silencer across the room.* [10:00] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3246 - Front door: 3921 - Right door: 3789 - Roomstyle: 193 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [10:00] <~Hebizuka> *Thankfully there is no angry shotgun librarian to throw it back.* [10:00] * Eris` left door [10:00] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor again.* [10:00] <Eris`> :| [10:01] <~Hebizuka> *And this time you land into the water of a swamproom. Eugh. You do spot a waterproof box floating in the water, which might contain something...* [10:02] * Eris` fishes out the box [10:02] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 105mm RPG, TBG-29V, 6 rockets [10:02] * Eris` sends them floating away [10:02] <~Hebizuka> *Ploof.* [10:03] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3655 - Front door: 3908 - Right door: 2285 - Roomstyle: 109 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [10:03] <Eris`> >front door [10:03] <~Hebizuka> *Inversion therapy! You climb a long set of stairs this time.* [10:04] <~Hebizuka> *You smell like sewers, but that's appropriate considering you just made it into a medieval room. And there isn't anything interesting here.* [10:04] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:04] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4747 - Front door: 4852 - Right door: 5615 - Roomstyle: 103 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [10:04] <~Hebizuka> *ANOTHER trapdoor.* [10:05] * Eris` left door [10:05] <~Hebizuka> *You land into another room ,this time a regular, featureless room. There is something like food on the floor.* [10:06] * Eris` checks the food [10:06] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of brandy. 4d7 [10:06] <Eris`> .. [10:06] * Eris` stores [10:07] <~Hebizuka> 58/65 [10:08] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2799 - Front door: 1859 - Right door: 1343 - Roomstyle: 135 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [10:09] * Eris` right door [10:10] <~Hebizuka> *You enter some vandalized toilets. There's @graffiti on the walls... But more importantly, there's a big-ass dark tentacle monster blocking the way.* [10:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: EEEEEP [10:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GROSSGROSSGROSSGROSSGROSS [10:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Anxiously points the OSV-96 at it* KILL IT D: [10:11] * Eris` protect jun mode [10:11] * Eris` anger mode [10:11] * Eris` pulls stabagain [10:12] <Eris`> !mdice 6 6 [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 3 6 6 4 ] [ Total Score: 24 ] [10:13] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4 -1 (3). Scores: 5 9 10. You forcefully stab the monster, three times, in a fit of murderous, anti-tentacular rage.* [10:13] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Stabagain] DTM [10:15] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Thank you. u.u [10:15] * Eris` covered in tentacle monster blood [10:15] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [10:15] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I liked more the smell of sewers. [10:15] <Eris`> =w= [10:15] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: AND THAT SAYS SOMETHING BECAUSE I HATE GROSS STUFF. >x< [10:16] <Eris`> i know, i know [10:16] <Eris`> lets try to find some showers [10:16] <Eris`> =w= [10:16] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 700 - Front door: 4677 - Right door: 3550 - Roomstyle: 214 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [10:17] <Eris`> >left door [10:17] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into another unoccupied, featureless room. There's a box of ammo on the floor next to an object.* [10:17] * Eris` checks the ammo [10:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, oh oh oh! Oh! Eris! Loook! :D [10:18] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 100 rounds [10:18] * Eris` checks the object [10:18] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Underbarrel grenade launcher: H&K AG36 - 40x46mm grenade [Loaded] [10:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun unloads the AG36 and loads her own M203PI with the grenade.* [10:18] * Eris` takes the buckshot [10:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: :D [10:19] <~Hebizuka> *Total 12g buckshot carried: 142* [10:19] <~Hebizuka> 59/65 [10:20] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:20] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 56 - Front door: 2365 - Right door: 1690 - Roomstyle: 256 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [10:21] <Eris`> >left door [10:21] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into another empty, featureless room. There yet another weapon on the floor, next to some broken items.* [10:22] * Eris` checks the weapon [10:22] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - MkIIIA2 high-explosive grenade. May damage targets with explosive power. Weight: 3/item [10:22] * Eris` store [10:22] <~Hebizuka> 62/65 [10:23] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 145 - Front door: 5754 - Right door: 5552 - Roomstyle: 298 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [10:24] <Eris`> >left door [10:24] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun whistles a song. You think you recognize "Old World".* [10:25] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's an oni with a rifle, standing there as if he was guarding the room. For some reason, the oni wears a tiny ushanka on the head. It's too small for them though. There's also an item in the corner on your side.* [10:26] <Eris`> .. [10:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...That's a silly hat. [10:26] * Eris` checks the item [10:26] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Shovel - Blunt/Sharp. Weight: 14 [10:27] * Eris` glances at the oni's rifle [10:27] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Mosin-Nagant M1891 rifle | 7.62x54mm R - Internal magazine (5 rounds) - Bolt-action. Weight: 22 [10:27] <~Hebizuka> *Comrade oni and his glorious mosin.* [10:27] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1457 - Front door: 534 - Right door: 1804 - Roomstyle: 273 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [10:27] * Eris` front door [10:27] <~Hebizuka> *The oni seems to ignore you though.* [10:29] <~Hebizuka> *Another library. Still no librarian this time; but another item on interest is present on the librarian's desk.* [10:31] * Eris` checks the item [10:31] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Underbarrel grenade launcher: M203A1 - 40x46mm grenade [Loaded] [10:31] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GRENADES [10:31] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun cuddles the M203, unloads it and adds to her backpack.* [10:31] <~Hebizuka> Ally backpack: 77.35/120 [10:32] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1710 - Front door: 1579 - Right door: 3318 - Roomstyle: 304 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [10:32] * Eris` front door [10:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [10:33] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [10:36] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a vault room. There's a Maze Guard here with a pistol holstered, guarding the area in the booth. You also see something very interesting... A black marketeer who just set up shop.* [10:36] <~Hebizuka> *And the Guard doesn't seem to mind.* [10:38] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: So I've heard about that... you know, that -unreleased- weapon that got out of the P.G.... [10:38] <~SU_Tempest> BMarket: Yeah... I've heard about it too. But I didn't get my hands on it, sorry. [10:38] * Eris` glances over the merchandise [10:39] <~SU_Tempest> BMarket: Well-come~. [10:39] <~SU_Tempest> BMarket: Whaddrya buyin'? Whaddrya sellin'? Jus' tell me whaddyawanna do. [10:39] <Eris`> what cha got? [10:41] <~Hebizuka> =Black market part 1= [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: S&W Model 610 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.5 [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Desert Eagle .44 8-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Lollipop. 1d3 [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Beretta Px4 Storm pistol | .40 S&W - Px4 magazine (14+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Supply crate] Type-J: 24x condoms, 2x ADBAC, 2x merbromin, 1x sodium nitrite antidote [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Cavalry sabre - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 22 [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: USAS-12 20-round drum magazine. Weight: 2 [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Tuxedo with shirt (Upper body, Arms) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Classy - Weight: 5 [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Sundress (Upper body, Lower body) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 5 [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG P226 .357 12-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, PDarts, 25x Normal dart + 1x Cyanide" - Creates 25x Poison darts for Fukiya [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K MP5/40 30-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .50 BMG, 10 rounds [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Tantou - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 5 [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Belted ammunition box, 7.92x57mm Mauser, 50 rounds. For use with the Mauser MG42. [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG P250 14-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Supply crate] DOYAPNK: 1x S&W Model 29, 5x Model 29 speedloader, 60x .44 Magnum [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Spoon - Blunt. Weight: 1 [10:42] <~SU_Tempest> BMarket: I got another page of stuff. See something ya like? [10:44] <Eris`> sure [10:44] <~Hebizuka> =Black market part 2= [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 3, Turret, 65 Plastic, 0 Wood, 45 Metal" - Creates a Turret Companion (Class 4, Kevlar-3 AC, 5 shots, .30-06, 50% max pain) [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - FN Herstal Minimi light machine gun | 5.56x45mm NATO - Minimi ammo belt (100 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: Unsparable [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 9x18mm Makarov, 50 rounds [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Platinum medal - Value 300-1250 P$ (1d951 +299) [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: 7.62x51mm NATO [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] IIFS LBE - Capacity 15 units - Ammo pouch (4 units) - Value 250 P$ [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - RPC Fort Fort-12 pistol | 9x18mm Makarov - Fort-12 magazine (12+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Glock 21 13-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 100 rounds [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A bottle of vinegar. Commonly seen as a do-everything product with culinary, cleaning, agricultural and even medical uses. [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Muskmelon. 1d16 [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Supply crate] WPN-3: 1x Remington 870 Marine Magnum, 80x buckshot ammo, 1x M84 Flashbang [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Supply crate] Type-B: Bag of cash, 1x chocolate bar, 1x FG-7142, 3x condom [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Sukumizu (Upper body, Lower body, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Diazepam - FT-1, Alertness increase, Pain sensitivity+10% for 2d6 turns [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 9x39mm, 90 rounds [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K G36 30-round magazine. Weight: 1 [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12.7x108mm, 20 rounds [10:47] * Eris` points at diazepam [10:47] <Eris`> give me this [10:49] <~SU_Tempest> BMarket: That pill of diazepam? It's only 800 P$, my friend. [10:49] <Eris`> .. [10:49] <Eris`> ok never mind that [10:49] <Eris`> give me the 12.7 and the .50 bmg rounds [10:51] <~SU_Tempest> BMarket: The 10 rounds of .50 BMG are only 600 P$... and the 20 rounds of 12.7x108mm, a one-time friend price of 1000 P$. [10:51] <Eris`> ... [10:51] <Eris`> ouch [10:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *whisper* I'm mad at this guy... [10:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *whisper* Either he's stupid, or very rich.. [10:52] <Eris`> .. [10:52] * Eris` walks over to the guard "hey this guys doing illegal things.." [10:52] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Shhhhhh. [10:52] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: <.< I need some of the stuff he sells. [10:52] <~SU_Tempest> *The black marketeer has a shit-eating business grin.* [10:53] * Eris` whispers "If i knock him out and let you take what you want would you let me get away with it?" [10:53] <~SU_Tempest> BMarket: DON'T do that. Friendly advice. [10:53] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: ... [10:53] <Eris`> . [10:53] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Uhhh. [10:53] <Eris`> damn he heard me [10:54] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: I dunno... [10:54] * Eris` waves hand [10:54] <Eris`> i was joking [10:55] <~SU_Tempest> BMarket: Ahh. I like hearing this better. Well then. Is there anything else you'd like? [10:55] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You're stupid. '-' [10:55] <Eris`> but really these prices are highway robbery [10:55] <~SU_Tempest> BMarket: ... [10:55] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: .. [10:55] <Eris`> .. [10:55] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Points the marketeer.* Stupid. [10:56] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2725 - Front door: 5038 - Right door: 1139 - Roomstyle: 159 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [10:56] * Eris` right door [10:57] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a meeting office. There's a weapon shop set up here!* [10:57] <Eris`> yay! this shop isnt stupid [10:58] * Eris` goes over to it [10:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Grin* [10:58] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Uhhh... Sure? [10:58] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Welcome? *Grin* [10:58] <Eris`> sorry delt with some over priced bs earlier [10:59] <Eris`> 1000P$ for 20 12.7 is absurd [10:59] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Ahh. I hate people who do that. [10:59] <Eris`> >:( [10:59] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: We got price tags, it's made to be followed. Anyway, what can I do for ya? [10:59] <Eris`> what do ya have :3 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> =Weapon shop= [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Springfield M79 grenade launcher | 40x46mm grenade - Single-shot. Weight: 5 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Ithaca 37 Stakeout shotgun | 12 gauge - Internal tube (5+1 rounds) - Pump-action. Weight: 5 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - KBP OSV-96 sniper rifle | 12.7x108mm - OSV-96 magazine (5+1 rounds) - Semi-automatic + PSO-1 4-24x scope. Weight: Unsparable [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Tsar-Pushka SVL Lobaev sniper rifle | .408 Chey Tac - Single shot + 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Armalite AR-10 battle rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - AR-10 magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Kama - Sharp. Weight: 5 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - IZHMEKH Makarov PMM pistol | 9x18mm Makarov - PMM magazine (12+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M18 smoke grenade. FT+2, FT+1 on users for 3 turns. CRITFAIL reverses effects, FAIL nulls effect, CRITWIN stuns target 1 turn. Weight: 3/item [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Savage Arms 110BA sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - 110BA magazine (6+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Scimitar - Sharp. Weight: 14 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Glass shard - Sharp. Weight: 1 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Norinco Type 85SD submachine gun | 7.62x25mm Tokarev - Type 85 magazine (30 rounds, no +1) - Full-auto + Integral silencer. Weight: 14 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M16A2 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - STANAG magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3. Weight: 22 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Medieval broadsword - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 22 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Walking cane - Blunt. Weight: 9 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - DSR Precision DSR-1 sniper rifle | .338 Lapua Magnum - DSR-1 magazine (4+1 rounds) - Bolt-action. Weight: 22 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Medieval warhammer - Blunt. Weight: 22 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Blaser R93 LRS2 sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - R93 magazine (4+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K G36C assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - G36 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 9 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K G11K2 assault rifle | 4.73x33mm Caseless - G11 magazine (45+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto + Non-removable reflex sight. Weight: 14 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Ruger AC556 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - AC556 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Springfield XDM pistol | .40 S&W - XDM magazine (16+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Spoon - Blunt. Weight: 1 [11:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - MPS AA-12 shotgun | 12 gauge - AA-12 magazine (8 rounds, no +1) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [11:04] <Eris`> hmm [11:05] <Eris`> well weapon wise i dont need anything.. ammo wise... i want all the 12.7x108 and FRAG-12 you have [11:05] <Eris`> oh [11:05] <Eris`> and the 40x46 grenades [11:06] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: I've got a total of 100 rounds of 12.7x108mm, 15 rounds of FRAG-12, and 30 40x46mm grenades. How much you want of each? [11:06] <Eris`> all of it =w= [11:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Starry-eyed* thirty grenades *-* [11:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GIMME [11:06] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Okay, lemme calculate how much it is.. [11:08] <~Hebizuka> BUY [11:08] <~Hebizuka> 100x 12.7x108mm - 2500 P$ [11:08] <~Hebizuka> 15x 12 gauge FRAG-12 - 255 P$ [11:08] <~Hebizuka> 30x 40x46mm grenade - 1650 P$ [11:08] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 4405 P$ [11:08] <Eris`> ... [11:08] <Eris`> uhhhhhh [11:08] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Yeah, that's... A lot, right. Do you really need this much? [11:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIS >:c [11:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GRENADES. >:c [11:09] <Eris`> the granades and frag 12 then [11:09] * Eris` puts all of his money up there [11:09] <Eris`> and however much of the 12.7 i can afford [11:09] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Lemme check ... That makes 2336 P$ that you've got here. I'll adjust. [11:10] <Eris`> well forget the 12.7 [11:10] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Seems you haven't got enough for one box of 12.7 ... But that's really just barely. [11:11] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Tell you what, since you're buying me the entirety of my 40mm, I'll let you take one box of 12.7 for free... [11:11] <Eris`> well.. thank you [11:11] <~SU_Tempest> BUY [11:11] <~SU_Tempest> 20x 12.7x108mm - Free [11:11] <~SU_Tempest> 15x 12 gauge FRAG-12 - 255 P$ [11:11] <~SU_Tempest> 30x 40x46mm grenade - 1650 P$ [11:11] <~SU_Tempest> TOTAL: 1905 P$ [11:11] * Eris` hands jun the grenades [11:11] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Enjoy! [11:11] <Eris`> marry christmas :3 [11:12] <~Hebizuka> *Money carried: 431 P$* [11:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: YAY! [11:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I WILL BLOW MAJOR SHIT UP [11:12] <~SU_Tempest> *She hugs you tightly.* [11:12] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's 40x46mm grenades: 33* [11:12] * Eris` hugs back :3 [11:13] <~Hebizuka> Ally backpack: 107.35/120 [11:13] <~Hebizuka> 58.64/65 [11:13] <~Hebizuka> *Adding items to backpack...* [11:13] <~Hebizuka> 12.7x108mm carried: 33 [11:14] <~Hebizuka> 12g FRAG-12 carried: 24 [11:14] <~Hebizuka> 58.99/65 [11:14] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 401 - Front door: 5652 - Right door: 215 - Roomstyle: 266 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [11:15] * Eris` leftdoor [11:15] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a regular, featureless room. There's nothing here aside for a shiny item.* [11:16] * Eris` checks the shiny item [11:16] <Eris`> SHINY! [11:16] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold bracelet - Value 500-4500 P$ (1d4001 +499) [11:16] <Eris`> wao [11:16] * Eris` grabs [11:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Hey, merry christmas for you too right? :D [11:17] <~Hebizuka> 59.99/65 [11:17] <Eris`> .. yup :3 [11:20] <~Hebizuka> *Suddenly, someone enters the room!* [11:20] <~Hebizuka> *It's a reporter tengu.* [11:21] <Eris`> oh a tengu [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: *pant* Finally I found you! [11:21] <Eris`> looking for me? [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: gods I went through half of Mazeworld to find you... *pant, pant* [11:21] <Eris`> poor aya [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: Eris Lilium ,right? -- Um, excuse me? My name is not Aya. [11:21] <Eris`> sorry [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: Anyway. You've been invited again to Deal or No Deal! [11:22] <Eris`> oh ok [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: Wanna come on the TV set again? [11:22] <Eris`> sure [11:24] <~Hebizuka> *The tengu pulls out a small object with a button on it, which makes a telepad appears on the floor.* [11:24] * Eris` steps on the telepad [11:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yay '3' [11:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'll be on TV! (again!) [11:25] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded to the Deal or No Deal TV set again.* [11:26] <~Hebizuka> *Conveniently, you appear right in the center of the room.* [11:26] * Eris` poof [11:28] <Eris`> oh hi [11:29] <Eris`> @graffiti [11:29] <EliasBot> THE PECHENEG PSYCHO [11:29] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Oh sorry. Someone etched that on the floor for some reason. [11:30] <Eris`> oh [11:30] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Don't worry, post-prod photoshop magic will take care of it. Anyway... [11:30] <~SU_Tempest> Camera Tengu: 2 MINUTES TIL WE GO LIVE [11:32] * Eris` blink blink [11:33] <~SU_Tempest> Camera Tengu: 10, 9, 8, 7... GET READY [11:33] * Eris` ahems [11:33] <~SU_Tempest> *TV show theme song plays* [11:33] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Seventeen boxes, several grand prizes, no questions; except one. DEAAAAAAAAAAAAL OR NO DEAAAAAAAAL! [11:34] * Eris` blinks and points at box 11 [11:34] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Welcome again on the most awesome TV set in the Mazes ever! We kick more ass than we ever bought bubble gum! Today again, for the Christmas special, we have Eris Lilium again on the set! [11:34] * Eris` wave wave [11:34] <~SU_Tempest> Host: And I see he wants to jump straight down to business. SO LET'S. [11:34] <~SU_Tempest> Host: I see you want a box... Which one is it ? [11:34] <Eris`> 11! [11:35] <~SU_Tempest> *A sexy, lightly clad hakutaku brings you Box #11.* [11:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *whispers* Bitch. [11:35] <Eris`> hey [11:35] <Eris`> be nice '3' [11:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: <_< [11:36] <~SU_Tempest> Host: WELL THEN. You know the rules! 17 boxes in play. Please choose five! [11:36] <Eris`> well [11:36] <Eris`> 1 3 5 7 9 [11:36] <~Hebizuka> Box #1: [2x Military rations bag] [11:36] <~Hebizuka> *Audience claps.* [11:36] * Eris` waves it away [11:37] <~SU_Tempest> Host: All right, that's not too bad. Small prize still. [11:37] <Eris`> though food is always welcome '3' [11:37] <~Hebizuka> Box #3: [Unrestricted wish] [11:37] <~Hebizuka> *...* [11:37] <~Hebizuka> *Silence. Everyone gasped.* [11:37] <Eris`> i knew i felt a disturbance in the force.. [11:37] <~SU_Tempest> Host: ... that's... A bad way to start a game. [11:38] <Eris`> you say bad i say challenging [11:38] <Eris`> :3 [11:38] <~SU_Tempest> Host: That's the spirit, let's not stay down! [11:38] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Next is the #5. [11:38] <~Hebizuka> Box #5: [2x Condom] [11:39] <~SU_Tempest> *Encouraging cheers in the audience.* [11:39] <Eris`> oh that disturbanfce was a bit lower [11:39] <~SU_Tempest> *There's someone in the audience who's waving a "I love Jun" sign.* [11:39] * Eris` badumtsh [11:39] <~SU_Tempest> *Laughter* [11:39] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Oh you. [11:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: PERVERT [11:39] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Anyway, next one is 7. [11:40] <~Hebizuka> Box #7: [850 P$] [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> Host: It's ... It's okay. It's the middleroad safety net. None of the big prizes. [11:40] <Eris`> thats about the midway up- yeah [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Aight, let's open up the number 9. [11:40] <Eris`> cirno box [11:40] <~Hebizuka> Box #9: [Panties] [11:40] <Eris`> .. [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Groooossss. [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Well the panties are gone at least! Great! [11:41] <Eris`> can i still have those [11:41] * Eris` badumtsh [11:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Audience laughter* [11:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIS D: [11:41] <Eris`> im joking [11:41] <~Hebizuka> *Ring ring ring~. Bananaphone jokes are forbidden.* [11:42] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Banker's calling. Go ahead and answer. [11:42] * Eris` answers the phone "Hello welcome to Pizza Hutt may i take your order?" [11:43] <~Hebizuka> ... [11:43] <~Hebizuka> I did not expect that. [11:43] <Eris`> :D [11:43] <~Hebizuka> ..well then if you wanna play this game. I will exchange your box for a pizza slice. Here's my offer. [11:43] <~Hebizuka> Deal, or no deal? [11:43] <Eris`> im tempted... [11:43] <Eris`> but no [11:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIS DON'T BE STUPID [11:43] <Eris`> i am hungry but no [11:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Snake-flavored pizzas are not good D: [11:44] <~SU_Tempest> Host: No deal it is then! [11:44] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Open 4 more then. [11:45] <Eris`> 15 2 4 13 [11:45] <~Hebizuka> Box #15: [2500 P$] [11:45] <Eris`> ... [11:45] <~Hebizuka> *Everyone is making a perfect D: face* [11:45] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Dammit. [11:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Dammit, Eris! [11:45] <Eris`> .. [11:46] <Eris`> hush or i will embaress you on national television [11:46] <~SU_Tempest> Host: LET'S... move on to the next box. [11:46] <~Hebizuka> Box #2: [500 P$] [11:46] <~SU_Tempest> *Audience claps, not wanting to give up hope.* [11:48] <~Hebizuka> Box #4: [MEDAID5 crate] [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Darn. [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> Host: That's not gonna drive the value up. [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Well DUH. [11:48] <Eris`> not gonna drive it down either [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> Host: I meant the banker's offers. [11:48] <Eris`> cause boxes cant drive [11:49] * Eris` badumtsh [11:49] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Anyway, on to the box number-- [11:49] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Oh god DAMMIT. [11:49] <~SU_Tempest> *Laughter* [11:49] <~Hebizuka> Box #13: [4x M67 frag grenade] [11:49] <Eris`> .. [11:49] <Eris`> we have too many of those [11:49] <Eris`> so im ok with this [11:49] <~Hebizuka> *Rrrrrrrrrring~* [11:49] * Eris` answers [11:49] <Eris`> hi snakebutt [11:49] <~Hebizuka> ...... [11:49] <~SU_Tempest> *Laughter!* [11:50] <~Hebizuka> You really are the worst. [11:50] <Eris`> but all the viewers are loving it~ [11:50] <~Hebizuka> My offer is 34 P$. [11:50] <~Hebizuka> Deal or no deal. [11:50] <~Hebizuka> *Audience boos audibly.* [11:50] <Eris`> your deal is bad and you should feel bad [11:50] * Eris` hangs up [11:50] <~Hebizuka> You should feel bad for all those bad pu- [11:51] <~Hebizuka> *click!* [11:51] * Eris` ahems [11:51] <Eris`> that was a no deal for the record [11:51] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Next boxes then. 2 more. [11:51] <Eris`> 6 and 13 [11:51] <Eris`> 14* [11:52] <~SU_Tempest> Host: You mean fourteen. Yes. [11:52] <~Hebizuka> Box #6: [Biscuit] [11:52] <~Hebizuka> *Clapping!* [11:53] <~Hebizuka> Box #14: [200 P$] [11:53] <Eris`> well [11:53] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Excellent! We're going back up! And the mystery item and SHEPARD crate are still there. We can do this. [11:53] <~Hebizuka> *Ring again~* [11:54] * Eris` answers [11:54] <Eris`> hello~ [11:54] <~Hebizuka> Well, that's not bad at all. [11:54] <Eris`> i figure ill stop being an ass since its getting serious now [11:54] <~Hebizuka> Same here. Your box has some value now. [11:54] <~Hebizuka> And I'm not comfortable. So here is my deal: 750 P$ for your box. Deal or no deal? [11:55] <Eris`> mm thats more than last time but theres still some nice prizes out there so not quite yet [11:55] <Eris`> so no deal~ [11:55] <~SU_Tempest> Host: All right then. Let's hope it was the right decision. Open one more. [11:56] <Eris`> 12 [11:56] <~Hebizuka> Box #12: [SHEPARD crate] [11:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Gasp!* [11:56] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Oh no... [11:56] <Eris`> nothing in there i needed anyway [11:56] <Eris`> worth 0P$ to me [11:57] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Are you sure about that? Oh, well, you've told us last time... [11:57] <~Hebizuka> *Phone~!* [11:57] <Eris`> indeed [11:57] * Eris` anaswers [11:57] <Eris`> hi [11:57] <~Hebizuka> Bad luck, hmm? [11:57] <~Hebizuka> Anyway. Since you didn't want it, I guess it's fine. [11:57] <Eris`> mmm shepard crate i wouldnt call it bad luck but it drives down the value of my box to "you" [11:57] <Eris`> so you could say that [11:58] <~Hebizuka> Let me ask you. What are you hoping for? The mystery item? [11:58] <Eris`> that or the 1500P$ [11:58] <~Hebizuka> Right. [11:58] <~Hebizuka> My deal is 600 P$ for your box. Deal or No Deal. [11:58] <Eris`> no deal.. [11:59] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Okay. One more then. [11:59] <Eris`> 10 [11:59] <~Hebizuka> Box #10: [Bandage + Paracetamol] [11:59] <Eris`> ( ﾟ∩ﾟ) notbad.jpg [11:59] <~Hebizuka> *Audience cheering and clapping again.* [11:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh man... What if we got the mystery item? °A° [11:59] <Eris`> +_+ [12:00] <~Hebizuka> *[Insert annoying phone ring here]* [12:00] * Eris` resists the urge to shoot the phone [12:00] * Eris` answers it [12:00] <~Hebizuka> Mmmmm. [12:00] <~Hebizuka> 950 P$. [12:00] <~Hebizuka> Deal or no deal? [12:01] <Eris`> ohhhh [12:01] <Eris`> no deal =w= [12:01] <~SU_Tempest> Host: You are turning away 950 P$, Eris. You sure? [12:01] <Eris`> yep [12:02] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Okay then... One more. [12:02] <Eris`> i have a good feeling about my crate [12:02] <Eris`> 8 [12:03] <~Hebizuka> Box #8: [SWATEQP crate] [12:03] <~Hebizuka> *Ring~!* [12:04] * Eris` answerds [12:04] <Eris`> -d [12:04] <~Hebizuka> Tough. [12:04] <~Hebizuka> This is tough. [12:04] <~Hebizuka> And I don't like it. [12:04] <Eris`> myon~ [12:04] <~Hebizuka> DON'T DO THAT. [12:04] <~Hebizuka> >< [12:04] <Eris`> :3 [12:04] <Eris`> jun you do it~ [12:04] <~Hebizuka> Anyway... My deal is.... [12:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Cute overmoe mode* Myoooo~~n~? [12:05] <~Hebizuka> ... [12:05] <Eris`> .. [12:05] <~Hebizuka> *Off-screen: Hebizuka nosebleed over the phone.* [12:05] * Eris` died on the spot [12:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun wakes you up.* [12:05] <~Hebizuka> ... [12:05] * Eris` ahems [12:05] <~Hebizuka> UGH. ERIS. [12:05] <Eris`> sorry [12:05] <~Hebizuka> YOU ARE THE WORST. [12:05] <~Hebizuka> My offer is 1150 P$. [12:05] <Eris`> i kinda got some friendly fire [12:05] <~Hebizuka> Deal, or no deal. [12:05] <Eris`> also no deal [12:06] <~Hebizuka> Are you very sure? [12:06] <Eris`> yup [12:06] <Eris`> now open 17 [12:06] <Eris`> the iron fist demans it [12:06] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Let's open this box, then. [12:06] <~Hebizuka> Box #17: [300 P$] [12:06] <~Hebizuka> *LOUD CLAPPING AND CHEERING.* [12:06] <~SU_Tempest> Host: That is AMAZING! [12:06] * Eris` ahems [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Eris, you are guaranteed to leave with at least 1500 P$! Congratulations! [12:07] <Eris`> indeed i am [12:07] <Eris`> i intend to take whatevers in my crate [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Now... You have to listen to the banker's final proposition. [12:07] <Eris`> aww [12:07] <Eris`> alright [12:07] <~Hebizuka> *Ring~* [12:07] * Eris` answers [12:08] <~Hebizuka> For your box... 2400 P$. [12:08] <Eris`> ... [12:08] <~Hebizuka> Deal, or no deal. [12:08] <Eris`> god damn [12:09] <Eris`> no deal [12:09] <Eris`> :3 [12:09] <~Hebizuka> *The audience cheers you. "GO ERIS!"* [12:09] <Eris`> i had to flip a coin for this [12:10] <Eris`> haha [12:10] <~SU_Tempest> Host: You've refused a huge 2400 P$ offer... [12:10] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Are you that confident of what's in your box? [12:10] <Eris`> well 1500 is still a nice prize, 900 is a reasonable price for my peace of mind [12:11] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Indeed, you are leaving with at least 1500 P$. But now. It's time to open your box. [12:12] <~Hebizuka> Box #11: [Mystery item] [12:12] <Eris`> :3 [12:12] <Eris`> huzzah~ [12:12] <~SU_Tempest> Host: The mystery item! Good job! [12:14] <~SU_Tempest> Host: Well, to find out which is your item... In order to know, please pick a number between 1 and 7 [12:14] <Eris`> !mdice 1 7 [12:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 7 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [12:14] <Eris`> ^ [12:15] <~Hebizuka> The mystery item is... [12:15] <~Hebizuka> ... [Unrestricted wish] [12:15] <Eris`> .. [12:16] <Eris`> wao [12:16] <Eris`> i got it ANYWAYS [12:16] * Eris` looks at Jun [12:16] <Eris`> :3 [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WOO! -- [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Wait. [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What are you gonna wish for? [12:17] <Eris`> thats a good question [12:17] <Eris`> hmm [12:18] <Eris`> jun give me ideas [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...I dunno? [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Money? [12:19] <Eris`> .. [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: A crate full of gold? [12:19] <Eris`> brinks crate [12:20] <~Hebizuka> *A BRINK'S crate appears out of nowhere!* [12:21] <Eris`> hey look we're rich again [12:21] <~Hebizuka> =BRINK'S crate= [12:21] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Small gold bar - Value 1000-5000 P$ (1d4001 +999) [12:21] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Small gold bar - Value 1000-5000 P$ (1d4001 +999) [12:21] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Small gold bar - Value 1000-5000 P$ (1d4001 +999) [12:21] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Small gold bar - Value 1000-5000 P$ (1d4001 +999) [12:21] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Small gold bar - Value 1000-5000 P$ (1d4001 +999) [12:22] * Eris` stores them [12:23] <Eris`> i guess we should get going [12:23] <~Hebizuka> 64.99/65 [12:24] <~SU_Tempest> *You're telepadded back to the Mazes.* [12:25] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3378 - Front door: 2163 - Right door: 5186 - Roomstyle: 307 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [12:25] * Eris` 2163 [12:26] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a washitsu. There's a yousei servant sweeping the floor with a broom. There's also, for some reason, clothing.* [12:28] * Eris` checks the clothing [12:34] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Shorts (Lower body, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [12:35] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 918 - Front door: 5595 - Right door: 5764 - Roomstyle: 299 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:35] * Eris` front door [12:36] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun is beginning to feel hungry.* [12:36] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a scullery. There's a few dishwashers here. There's also a weapon in the room.* [12:37] * Eris` checks the weapon [12:37] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Walther P38 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - P38 magazine (8+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [Ammo: 7+1/8] [12:37] * Eris` unloads the ammo and takes it [12:38] * Eris` hands the ammo to jun [12:38] <~Hebizuka> *You can only spare 1 round without overloading. You hand the remaining 7 to Jun.* [12:38] <~Hebizuka> 65/65 [12:38] <~Hebizuka> *Your 9x19mm: 87 carried* [12:39] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's 9x19mm: 185 carried* [12:39] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 810 - Front door: 3891 - Right door: 5265 - Roomstyle: 49 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [12:39] * Eris` left door [12:40] <~Hebizuka> *Only 1 door.* [12:41] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [12:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1643 - Roomstyle: 87 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [12:41] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a tiny hub with 2 choices. Left: MazeSlots - Right: Hiring Bureau* [12:42] * Eris` goes left [12:44] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a MazeSlots room* [12:44] <~Hebizuka> *For once, it does not have 3 credits but 4!* [12:45] * Eris` pulls the arm [12:46] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Bandage - Knife - Bullet [12:46] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: T-shirt - Pistol - Bandage [12:46] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Bullet - Explosion - Knife [12:46] <~Hebizuka> Nothing for now. 3 cr left. [12:47] * Eris` pulls the arm again [12:48] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Red cross - Amulet - Bullet [12:48] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Bullet - Lucky 7 - Cherry [12:48] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: T-Shirt - Knife - T-Shirt [12:48] <~Hebizuka> Still nothing. 2 cr left. [12:48] * Eris` pulls the arm again [12:50] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Lucky 7 - Skull - Knife [12:50] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Crossed $ - Bandage - Bullet [12:50] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Knife - Lucky 7 - Explosion [12:50] <~Hebizuka> And nothing. 1 cr left. [12:50] * Eris` pulls the arm again [12:52] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Red pill - Wrench - Condom [12:52] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Cherry - Cherry - Cherry [12:52] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: T-Shirt - Tentacle - Tentacle [12:52] <~Hebizuka> *Three food items are shot out of the machine!* [12:54] <~Hebizuka> =Winnings= [12:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Lollipop. 1d3 [12:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Beef fillet. 1d20 [12:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Pomegranate. 1d7 [12:54] * Eris` hands the beef fillet to jun [12:54] <Eris`> i heard your stumach earlier [12:54] <Eris`> ^^ [12:55] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun NOMS the beef.* [12:55] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 20 [12:55] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 20 ] [ Rolls: 10 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [12:55] <~SU_Tempest> *A perfectly average steak.* [12:56] * Eris` hands jun the rest to store [12:57] <~Hebizuka> 109.42/120 [12:57] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2580 - Front door: 3176 - Right door: 4600 - Roomstyle: 170 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:57] * Eris` right door [12:58] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 245th.* [13:00] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a washitsu. There's a daitengu residing here, watching TV on a tiny TV set. There's also a supply crate in the corner...* [13:00] * Eris` checks the crate [13:00] <~Hebizuka> *The crate is a CRAFT-3 crate.* [13:02] * Eris` prys it open [13:02] <~Hebizuka> =CRAFT-3 crate= [13:02] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Toolkit) Expert toolkit;allows for crafting items on Level 1, 2 and 3 blueprints. [13:02] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 3, AUG, 40 Metal, 0 Wood, 45 Plastic" [13:02] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 3, Ruger, 30 Metal, 40 Wood, 15 Plastic" [13:02] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Materials) 65 Metal [13:02] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Materials) 40 Wood [13:02] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Materials) 70 Plastic [13:02] * Eris` switches tool kits [13:02] <~Hebizuka> *You upgrade to a Level 3 toolkit* [13:04] * Eris` crafts both for no reason [13:05] <~Hebizuka> *You happen to have 5 extra metal in your backpack, which allows you to craft both.* [13:05] <~Hebizuka> *Here are the weapons you crafted:* [13:05] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Steyr AUG A1 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - AUG magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto + Non-removable scope+reflex sight. Weight: 14 [Ammo: 0+0/30] [13:06] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Ruger AC556 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - AC556 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [Ammo: 0+0/30] [13:06] * Eris` shrugs [13:06] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:06] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1167 - Front door: 2312 - Right door: 5213 - Roomstyle: 195 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:07] * Eris` right door [13:08] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a classrom. A hakutaku teacher is reading notes at the teacher's desk, while a student yousei is writing an assignment. There's another crate in the corner.* [13:08] * Eris` checks the crate [13:08] <~Hebizuka> *A WEAR-1 crate.* [13:08] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1558 - Front door: 2243 - Right door: 1779 - Roomstyle: 315 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [13:08] * Eris` right door [13:08] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun follows, whistling a tune that resembles "Immortal Smoke".* [13:12] <~Hebizuka> *A messy, featureless room. There's blood on the floor and the walls, and there's more people ready to duke it out in a fight! On one side, a tanuki with a light machine gun. On the other, a DF Soldier with a shotgun.* [13:14] <Eris`> . [13:15] <Eris`> boomies! [13:15] * Eris` pulls pin on equiped grenade [13:15] * Eris` throws [13:15] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [13:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 6 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [13:15] <~Hebizuka> *DIRECT HIT!* [13:16] <~Hebizuka> *The soldier litterally ate the grenade in the face!!* [13:16] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [13:16] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right arm [13:18] <~Hebizuka> *The soldier's right arm is blown across the room, off of his body. Predictably, the damage is enormous; the Soldier is, however, not dead, but with his gun arm blown away (and the gun dropped on the floor), he can't fight anymore!* [13:18] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: AAAUUUUGHHHHH [13:18] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: MY ARM, MY FUCKING ARM [13:18] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: *Scream* [13:19] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn.* [13:19] <Eris`> ... [13:19] <Eris`> this is more enjoyable than killing him [13:19] <Eris`> :D [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh man... [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: Shit. [13:20] <Eris`> lets watch him bleed to death [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: Didn't even had to work for it. [13:20] * Eris` watch [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: You BASTARDS [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: STOP STANDING THERE! I NEED HELP! [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: ARE YOU GONNA JUST STAY THERE? [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: AUUUUGH [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> Tanuki: Yep [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yep [13:21] <Eris`> Yep [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Boring! [13:21] <Eris`> unless you want a mercy kill [13:22] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun points her MP5/10 at the Soldier... and fires the M203PI.* [13:22] <Eris`> .. [13:22] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [13:22] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [13:22] * Eris` cackles [13:22] <~Hebizuka> *Close-hit!* [13:22] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [13:22] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [13:22] <~Hebizuka> *His guts are blown out of his body.* [13:22] <~Hebizuka> *That utterly destroyed both shirt and armor, too.* [13:23] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium+Jun Setsuri [MkIIIA2+40x46mm] DF Soldier [13:23] <~Hebizuka> *Kill assist attributed to you* [13:23] <~Hebizuka> Tag: [B] [13:24] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight (1 turn)* [13:24] * Eris` goes to check his weapon [13:24] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Armsel Protecta shotgun | 12 gauge - Cylinder (12 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 14 [Ammo: 12/12, 12x Incendiary] [13:27] * Eris` unloads the rounds and stores them [13:27] <~Hebizuka> 64.62/65 [13:28] * Eris` takes the ones from his LBE too [13:28] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [13:28] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 0 units - Ammo pouch (4 units), Consumables pouch (3 units) [13:28] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, incendiary slug, 12 rounds [13:28] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [13:28] * Eris` and the cash [13:28] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 226 +24 [13:28] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 226 ] [ Rolls: 35 ] [ Total Score: 35 ] [13:28] <~SU_Tempest> *57 P$.* [13:28] * Eris` hands it to jun as a "donation" [13:29] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Monies. <3 [13:29] <~Hebizuka> 64.74/65 [13:29] <~Hebizuka> Ally's carried money: 422 P$ [13:32] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1544 - Front door: 4669 - Right door: 2314 - Roomstyle: 104 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [13:32] * Eris` front door [13:33] <~Hebizuka> *You climb stairs.* [13:34] <~Hebizuka> *You reach a maidhouse. There's a head maid with a big-ass pistol in the holster, watching over two subordinate maids who are observing some food on the table.* [13:34] <~Hebizuka> *Next to the food is an empty syringe too.* [13:34] <~SU_Tempest> HMaid: So which one of those three cups of tea is poisoned? [13:35] <~SU_Tempest> Maid2: ... [13:35] <~SU_Tempest> Maid1: ... [13:35] * Eris` examines the head maids gun [13:35] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - IMI Desert Eagle Mk XIX pistol | .50 AE - Deagle .50 magazine (7+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 5 [Ammo count unknown] [13:35] <~Hebizuka> *The head maid carries a DERGLE BRAND DICKGLE.* [13:37] * Eris` just watches [13:37] <~SU_Tempest> *The first maid points the middle cup.* [13:37] <~SU_Tempest> *The second one points the right cup.* [13:37] <~SU_Tempest> HMaid: ...Right. [13:38] <~SU_Tempest> HMaid: Well then. Drink the left one, Julia. [13:38] <~SU_Tempest> Maid1: ...okay.. [13:38] <~SU_Tempest> *She drinks the left cup of tea.* [13:38] <~SU_Tempest> *Immediately, the maid's face turns white. She feels sick.* [13:38] <~SU_Tempest> Maid1: *Wheeze, wheeze* [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> Maid1: ...someone call 91... [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> *Head maid doesn't move. Second maid covers her face in horror.* [13:39] <Eris`> .. [13:39] * Eris` calls the paramedics or whatever [13:40] <~SU_Tempest> *Do you wish to use the mobile phone to call the emergency numbers?* [13:40] * Eris` yes [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: You've reached the emergency services of the Mazes. Press 1 for Police line, and 2 for medical assistance. [13:41] * Eris` presses 2 [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: *dialing* [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: Hello, you've reached the Hospital Room of Room 4672. [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: What is the nature of her emergency? [13:42] <Eris`> maids been poisoned, im in room 4669 [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: ... Again? Okay, I'm coming. Fuck's sake. *click* [13:42] <Eris`> .. [13:42] <~Hebizuka> *Mobile phone battery: 5/6* [13:42] <Eris`> what the fuck did you do [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> HMaid: YOU! What did YOU do? [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> HMaid: YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL THE PARAMEDICS! [13:42] <Eris`> i called the paramedics [13:42] <Eris`> .. [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> Maid2: Shut the fuck up! D: [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> Maid2: You're seriously the WORST boss EVER! [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> Maid1: hhhrrkkk... [13:43] <~SU_Tempest> *Wait for the medic? (3 turns)* [13:43] * Eris` yes [13:43] * Eris` draws baretta and delivers 2 shots to the head maids fucking face [13:43] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [13:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [13:43] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4 -1 +0 (3). You deliver two 9mm bullets to the head maid's skull, which propel her brains out quickly.* [13:44] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9] Head Maid [13:44] <~Hebizuka> Tag: /H\ [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> *End of fight !(1 turn)* [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> *2 turns until the medics come...* [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> Maid1: oh gods... [13:45] <~SU_Tempest> Maid2: ... [13:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Inga ouhou. u.u [13:45] <Eris`> golden rule of life, you get what you give [13:47] <~SU_Tempest> *Wait 2 turns?* [13:47] <Eris`> .. Meibatsu... [13:47] <~Hebizuka> *There's only one door here, by the way.* [13:48] * Eris` waits [13:49] <~Hebizuka> *A medic enters the room, with a vial in hand. The medic ignores the dead body of the head maid for now, and rushes to the poisoned maid.* [13:49] <Eris`> phew [13:49] <~Hebizuka> *The medic administers what appears to be an antidote to the maid.* [13:49] <~SU_Tempest> Maid1: Thanks... [13:49] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: You're welcome. Who called? [13:49] <Eris`> I did [13:50] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Aight... You're unfamiliar with this, right? [13:50] <Eris`> not really [13:50] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: I mean, with those people. [13:50] <Eris`> yeah [13:50] <Eris`> i just happened to be here [13:50] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Where's the head m-... *turns, notices* Oh. [13:50] <Eris`> divine punishment [13:51] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: ... [13:51] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: You know, I should call the cops, but, for that one, let's say an "accident" happened. [13:51] <~SU_Tempest> Maid2: Yeah, it was totally an accident. [13:51] <Eris`> well i usually wouldnt have [13:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Mhm. [13:51] <Eris`> but i heard "again" [13:51] <Eris`> ^^; [13:52] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Right... I won't make you pay for the antidote either. In fact, thank you for getting rid of this ugly bitch. I have no idea how she got promoted to head maid at ALL. [13:52] * Eris` grabs the deagle fires two shots into the ceiling then sets it down next to her body [13:53] <~Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6!* [13:53] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [13:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [13:53] <Eris`> .. [13:53] <~Hebizuka> *...The dickgle jams on you.* [13:53] * Eris` racks out the stove pipe [13:53] <~Hebizuka> *You didn't even manage to hit the ceiling.* [13:53] <~Hebizuka> *You hit the television. Which is BEHIND YOU.* [13:53] * Eris` fires 2 shots again [13:53] <~Hebizuka> *Recoil is a bitch ,huh?ù [13:54] <Eris`> (yeah nm the last part then if it still fired twice) [13:54] * Eris` puts the gun down beside the body [13:54] * Eris` with the bullet still jammed [13:55] <Eris`> it was ricochet schnanigans [13:55] * Eris` nods [13:56] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1870 - Front door: 5007 - Right door: 2885 - Roomstyle: 148 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [13:56] * Eris` front door [13:58] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [13:58] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1095 - Roomstyle: 179 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [13:58] * Eris` enters [13:58] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun's stomach cutely growls again.* [13:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *pout* [13:58] <Eris`> eat the food [13:59] <~Hebizuka> *You meet a teleporting pad again.* [13:59] * Eris` types in 0009 and climbs in [13:59] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [13:59] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded to...* [14:00] <~Hebizuka> *...A dojo, where a martial artist is watching over two students who are sparring, surprisingly enough they're using gohei as makeshift swords. Jun's face is "NOT AMUSED".* [14:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...WHAT is GOING ON in this PLACE??! [14:01] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: We're sparring. [14:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WHAT IS THIS SHIT [14:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WHY ARE THEY USING HOLY ITEMS AS FIGHTING STICKS [14:01] <Eris`> your using gohei as swords infront of a shrine maiden [14:01] <Eris`> ^^; [14:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: DO I COME AND CRAP IN YOUR SOUP TOO? [14:01] <Eris`> .. [14:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: DROP THESE Ò_O [14:01] <~SU_Tempest> *The students are scared as fuck.* [14:02] <~SU_Tempest> *They drop the gohei... and DROP ON THEIR KNEES.* [14:02] <~SU_Tempest> *The martial artist's face is roughly as white as the south pole.* [14:02] <Eris`> good i dont have to choke a bitch [14:02] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Better. [14:03] <Eris`> :3 [14:03] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: ... [14:03] <~SU_Tempest> Student1: PLEASE DON'T KILL US MIKO-SAMA. [14:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I should be slapping your butts a thousand and one times for every minute of your blasphemous usage of the holy gohei. [14:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: But I'll let you off if you get the hell outta this room. ò_o [14:04] <~SU_Tempest> *They run the shit out of here.* [14:04] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: ... ... my clients! [14:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: SHUT UP! [14:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIS, LET'S LEAVE. [14:04] <Eris`> sir [14:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *UGH.* [14:04] <Eris`> hold on [14:04] <Eris`> we are on a pilgrimage for the 4 cardinal gods.. but I am sure they will forgive you if you make a donation ^^ [14:05] * Eris` smiles at jun [14:05] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: I was broke D: [14:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: STRIP THE FUCK DOWN. [14:05] <Eris`> no [14:05] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: w-w-what? [14:05] <Eris`> hold on [14:05] <Eris`> you teach martial arts [14:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: NOW. ò_o [14:05] <Eris`> if your broke [14:05] <Eris`> then teach me in exchange [14:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eris, lemme handle this. [14:05] <Eris`> jun.. [14:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: And if you DARE making a gross joke I will kill you. [14:06] * Eris` smiles [14:06] <~SU_Tempest> *The martial artist jumps out of his pants. Scared.* [14:06] <~SU_Tempest> *JUN PROCEEDS TO ATTEMPT SLAPPING HIS REAR 1001 TIMES.* [14:06] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [14:06] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [14:06] <Eris`> ... [14:06] * Eris` sighs [14:06] <~SU_Tempest> *SUCCESS. Though she stops after the 14th or 15th.* [14:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: My hand hurts. Let's leave, Eris. [14:06] <Eris`> well [14:07] <Eris`> since she said 1001 and only gave you 15 [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: ;_. [14:07] <Eris`> you'll teach me something in exchange for the rest [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WE HAVE ENOUGH GRENADES TO REPLACE THE MISSING SLAPS. [14:07] <Eris`> or its going to be my turn [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: NO! PLEASE, NO, NO [14:07] <Eris`> <3 [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> *He runs out of the room naked.* [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> *You're now alone in the dojo.* [14:07] <Eris`> GOD DAMMIT [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: COME BACK HERE! *chases after.* [14:07] <Eris`> i wanted him to teach me [14:07] * Eris` follows jun [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: COOOME BAAAAACK [14:08] <~SU_Tempest> *The dojo master leaves through the front door.* [14:08] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun is FURIOUS.* [14:08] * Eris` follows through the front door [14:08] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1161 - Front door: 2974 - Right door: 2049 - Roomstyle: 282 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:08] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room: 248th.* [14:09] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a laboratory. No naked dojo master, just a scientist working here. There's a box of ammo on the floor, too.* [14:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WHERE DID HE GO?! [14:09] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: ...huh? [14:09] <Eris`> .. [14:09] <Eris`> juuun [14:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: YOU? Did you see a naked dojo master running around here? [14:09] <Eris`> i was trying to con a free technique out of him [14:09] <Eris`> ;-; [14:09] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: ... No? [14:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: THE DIVINE ORDEAL IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR MARTIAL ARTS [14:10] <Eris`> .. [14:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THE GODS, UGH. [14:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: And asses will be slapped. [14:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...I mean, uh. [14:10] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: ... [14:10] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Lemme work in peace. [14:11] <Eris`> scientist sir [14:11] <Eris`> are you able to identify anything? [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Probably. [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Fifty bucks per object. [14:12] * Eris` hands over all unid'd objects [14:12] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: That's four. 200 P$ please. [14:12] * Eris` hands over 200 [14:12] <~Hebizuka> *Money carried: 231 P$* [14:13] <~Hebizuka> Sky blue gem: Worthless glass [14:13] <~Hebizuka> Clear gem: Impure diamond [14:13] <~Hebizuka> Yellow gem: Citrine [14:13] <~Hebizuka> Red pill: FG-7142 [14:13] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Red pill - FG-7142 - Hunger frozen, Alertness increase, FT+3 for 2d6 turns [14:14] * Eris` stores everything except the worthless glass [14:14] * Eris` slots the glass in the gem cannon [14:14] <Eris`> finally i can try this thing out [14:14] <~Hebizuka> *The gem cannon is filled with sky blue colored energy. It becomes ready to fire Freeze beam.* [14:15] * Eris` Samus mode [14:15] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4655 - Front door: 547 - Right door: 978 - Roomstyle: 273 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:15] * Eris` goes through 547 [14:15] <~Hebizuka> 63.74/65 [14:16] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor again!* [14:16] <~Hebizuka> *You land into ANOTHER library and you smash ANOTHER bookshelf on the way down. In this library though, only 1 door. There's a weapon on the floor.* [14:17] * Eris` checks out the weapon [14:17] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M84 Flashbang grenade. FT+4 for one turn. CRITFAIL affects user, FAIL nulls effect, CRITWIN stuns target 1 turn. Weight: 3/item [14:17] <Eris`> .. [14:17] * Eris` equips [14:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Even more of these? [14:18] <Eris`> cant have enough [14:18] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1996 - Roomstyle: 61 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:18] * Eris` enters [14:19] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a regular, featureless room. There's a succubus sitting on a crate here, looking worried. It reminds you of something.* [14:19] <Eris`> you look.. familiar [14:19] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Do I? [14:20] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Bah... I don't even feel up to have sex with anyone. Too freakin' worried... [14:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GROSS. [14:20] <Eris`> i remember a succubus like you from some labritory room [14:20] * Eris` taps his chin [14:20] <Eris`> oh well [14:21] <Eris`> is there something wrong? [14:21] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Tell me about it. A colleague incubus of mine has been captured by a few Soldiers recently, and I've heard it was for scientific "research". More like frickin' torture. [14:21] <Eris`> .. [14:21] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: I'd go in and save him but... I'm just a sexual demon. I'll get shot in no time. [14:21] <Eris`> ill save him [14:21] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Really? Well that's nice of you. Humans sympathetic of us demons... that's somethin'. [14:22] <Eris`> well that and any excuse to kill soldiers is worth my time [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: If you do, then, your friend should stay here. You better go alone and make sure to tell my colleague that Prava sent you. That's my name. He's very untrusting of strangers and he probably won't be convinced so easily... [14:22] <Eris`> ok then [14:23] <Eris`> Jun will you wait here [14:23] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: For the Mazes have no rage like trust to deception turned, nor hell a fury like a demon scorned. [14:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WHAT? WHY?! [14:23] <Eris`> well one.. "he" [14:23] <Eris`> that means its an incubus [14:24] <Eris`> i think you know where im going with this [14:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [14:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...but she's gonna rape me too. [14:25] <Eris`> no she wont [14:25] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: I promise I won't. You have my word as a demon; and we never lie. [14:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Pout* [14:25] <Eris`> there will be blood if i come back to her hurt ^^ [14:25] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3236 - Roomstyle: 40 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:25] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: You shall not worry. It's over here behind that door. [14:25] * Eris` goes through the door [14:28] <~Hebizuka> *A messy washitsu. There's a dead body on the floor. There's also food.* [14:35] * Eris` checks the food [14:35] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Wasabi roots. 1d5 [14:40] * Eris` chows down on it [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 5 [14:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 5 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Strength increase detected. 170% [+10] [14:41] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 72 - Roomstyle: 30 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:41] * Eris` enter [14:42] <~Hebizuka> *An electrical room. There's a pile of small dead bodies in the corner for some reason.* [14:42] <Eris`> ... [14:42] * Eris` checks them out [14:42] <~Hebizuka> *Fifteen dead pythons.* [14:42] <~Hebizuka> *All of them shot in the head.* [14:42] <Eris`> ...... [14:42] <Eris`> hebi's gonna be pissed [14:42] <~Hebizuka> I already am. [14:43] <~Hebizuka> ...wait, is this mic still on? [14:43] <~Hebizuka> *CLICK* [14:43] <Eris`> ... [14:43] <Eris`> pffffft [14:43] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 4995 - Roomstyle: 127 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:43] * Eris` enters [14:44] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's a big sign which says "TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT - SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN" on the wall ahead of you. The single door is guarded by a Maze Soldier with a compact assault rifle.* [14:47] * Eris` ponders what to do to the soldier.. shoot it, stab it, maim it, punch it, fry it.. [14:50] <~Hebizuka> *The choice is yours!* [14:51] * Eris` runs up quickly and proce4eds to innitiate the double lift kick to paw technique [14:52] <Eris`> !mdice 6 6 [14:52] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 6 6 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 25 ] [14:52] <~Hebizuka> *Score: 7, 12, 6. Crit success of the Double Lift Kick to Paw technique!* [14:53] <~Hebizuka> *Though, the kicks would've been directed to the chest and were supposed to do no damage, the second kick is instead directed to the Soldier's crotch. Then the final punch is one to the face.* [14:54] <~Hebizuka> *This sends him into the door he was guarding. In fact, you transformed the Soldier into a impromptu cannonball, and he crashes THROUGH the door and INTO the NEXT ROOM!* [14:55] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [14:55] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Martial arts] Maze Soldier #1 [14:57] * Eris` dusts off arms all bruce lee style [14:57] <~Hebizuka> *You hear yelling from the next room.* [14:57] * Eris` walks through the busted door [14:57] <~SU_Tempest> ???: I NEVER ORDERED THIS! [14:57] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 259 - Roomstyle: 74 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:57] <~SU_Tempest> ???: THAT MEAT IS TAINTED! [14:57] <~SU_Tempest> *The dead Soldier you just flung in the next room... IS FLUNG BACK in yours before you enter.* [14:58] * Eris` kicks it BACK [14:58] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [14:58] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [14:58] <~SU_Tempest> *You kick it like a football back inside, then enter the room.* [14:58] <Eris`> dont throw that shit at me [14:59] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a shower room (!). There's a lot of water puddles on the floor; which seems to be the primary concern of the engineer present here.* [14:59] <Eris`> ah finally a shower [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Can't even order food on the job without it being confused for the stupid... morgue or somethin. [15:00] <Eris`> jun will be happy [15:00] <Eris`> oh sorry [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: ugh. [15:00] <Eris`> my bad [15:00] <Eris`> that soldier got in my way so i kinda kicked him.. [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Why, what? Are you the one who threw me a dead soldier to the face? I'm not a c... canni... cannu... I'm not a humanitarian, man. [15:00] <Eris`> .. too hard [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Uhh. [15:00] <Eris`> nah my foot just knocked him in here [15:01] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Whatever. There's a huge crack in the pipes here. I came here to fix that shit. [15:01] <Eris`> damn i cant take a shower then [15:01] <Eris`> ~_~ [15:01] <~SU_Tempest> *The engie enters one of the shower cabins, only to be doused in water.* [15:01] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: GAH [15:01] * Eris` enters one of the other ones and takes a shower anyway [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> *You take a shower. While wearing your HEV Suit.* [15:02] * Eris` stripped out of it obviously [15:02] * Eris` thought that was assumed [15:02] * Eris` :V [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> *You take a BADASS HARDCORE SHOWER under the water that's fleeing out of a crack. Near zero temperature, naturally.* [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> *...in degrees celsius.* [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> *SO HARDCORE cold shower.* [15:03] * Eris` is that buddist training is helpful [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> *You pretend to do buddhist training.* [15:03] * Eris` is clean of old tentacle filth [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> *You have a very brief hallucination. You swore you saw Byakuren pass through in the room.* [15:04] <Eris`> .. [15:04] <Eris`> hot [15:04] * Eris` shakes head [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: HOT WATER IS COMING! [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Suddenly you're doused in Mordor hot water.* [15:04] * Eris` dives out [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Woah there. Don't forget your clothes and your stuff. [15:04] <Eris`> one does not simply get drenched in mordor [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: What? [15:05] * Eris` gets dressed again, grabs his shit and leaves [15:05] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I just re-enabled the hot water... *clueless* [15:07] <Eris`> anyway [15:07] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2809 - Roomstyle: 263 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:07] * Eris` enters [15:08] <~Hebizuka> *A warehouse room. Not much was left in this room at all... In fact there is pretty much nothing, except for a box of ammo in the corner.* [15:09] * Eris` checks box of ammo [15:09] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .357 Magnum, 25 rounds [15:10] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3958 - Roomstyle: 77 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:10] * Eris` enter [15:11] <~Hebizuka> *Another Soldier is guarding a one-door area. There's a sign which says "ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRANCE WITHOUT PERMIT. Absolutely no arguing about Glocks either."* [15:13] <Eris`> .. [15:13] <Eris`> HEY SOLDIER [15:13] <Eris`> FREEZE [15:13] * Eris` gem cannon [15:13] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Whut? [15:13] * Eris` fires [15:14] <~Hebizuka> *You hit the Maze Soldier with a cold, freezing beam.* [15:14] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Spec-Ice [15:14] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 7 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [15:15] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier only feels chilly and hurt by the beam...* [15:15] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: OH GOD IT FEELS LIKE HELL [15:15] <Eris`> hell is cold? [15:15] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Yes... It froze over [15:15] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: ...Now I shoot you.. brrr... can't aim... too cold. [15:16] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn* [15:16] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier points his rifle at you, and fires five shots.* [15:16] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:16] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left leg [15:16] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [15:16] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [15:16] <~Hebizuka> *He... can't even hit you.* [15:17] * Eris` cracks knuckles [15:17] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: ...fuq [15:17] <Eris`> well then [15:17] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [15:17] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [15:17] <Eris`> time for bruce lee bs [15:17] * Eris` does it again~ [15:17] <~Hebizuka> HEV: Strength fell to 160%. [15:17] <Eris`> !mdice 6 6 [15:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 3 4 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 20 ] [15:18] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4. Score: 5, 7, 8. You succeed at executing the martial art technique again, which sends him crashing against the door he was guarding. Unfortunately though, that didn't seem to have caused much damage.* [15:19] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier looks -visibly- disoriented, though.* [15:19] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: @_@ my head... Alice did I follow you in Wonderland again @_@ [15:20] * Eris` walks through the door [15:20] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:20] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 5563 - Roomstyle: 106 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:20] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier falls knocked out. He can't fight anymore!* [15:20] <~SU_Tempest> *End of fight (2 turns)* [15:20] <~Hebizuka> *A prison room. You see an incubus here, who's rolled up in chains and bound to the wall.* [15:21] * Eris` pulls barretta and shoots the wall where the chains are connected to his hands [15:21] <Eris`> !mdice 4 6 [15:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 2 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 16 ] [15:22] <~Hebizuka> *Two perfectly aimed bullets later, the incubus is freed from [s]desire[/s] his chains.* [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> *He throws them away immediately.* [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: And who the hell are you? [15:24] <Eris`> come with me if you want to live [15:24] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: Sure. The Soldiers told me that too. You're gonna backstab me and I won't have any of this shit. [15:24] <Eris`> your partner.. Parva sent me [15:24] <Eris`> or something like that [15:24] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: ...Prava sent you? [15:24] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: ...Fine, I'll bite. Who're you? [15:25] <Eris`> contestant [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: Hmm. [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: All right. Get me outta here. Through that door we can reach an exit. [15:25] <Eris`> an excuse to kill soldiers is a good enough reason for me [15:25] <Eris`> alright then [15:25] <Eris`> can you handle those other chains? [15:26] <~SU_Tempest> *The incubus rips them away, now that he's freed.* [15:26] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: Let's bounce. [15:26] <Eris`> hah, thought so [15:26] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2050 - Roomstyle: 234 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:26] * Eris` enters the door [15:27] <~Hebizuka> *A messy, featureless room. A patrolling Maze Soldier is present, and is carrying a rocket launcher. * [15:28] * Eris` face aim with baretta.. double shot [15:28] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [15:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 4 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [15:29] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: Nice shot... [15:30] <Eris`> thanks [15:30] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 308 - Roomstyle: 140 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [15:30] * Eris` enters [15:31] <~Hebizuka> *A prison room. Plenty of @graffiti on the walls, and some food on the floor.* [15:32] * Eris` just grabes the food will find out what it is later [15:32] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Crepe. 1d4 [15:32] * Eris` stores it quickly [15:32] <~Hebizuka> 64.74/65 [15:32] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2917 - Roomstyle: 66 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:32] * Eris` enters [15:33] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into toilets. There's a box of ammo on the floor.* [15:33] * Eris` quickly checks ammo [15:33] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Belted ammunition box, 5.56x45mm NATO, 150 rounds. For use with the IMI Negev. [15:33] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:33] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1676 - Roomstyle: 173 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:33] * Eris` enters [15:33] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger 40%. [15:33] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's a shiny on the floor.* [15:34] * Eris` checks the shiny [15:34] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Large bag of cash - Value 100-500 P$ (1d401 +99) [15:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 401 +99 [15:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 401 ] [ Rolls: 147 ] [ Total Score: 147 ] [15:34] * Eris` stores the money [15:34] <~SU_Tempest> *246 P$.* [15:34] <~Hebizuka> *Money carried: 477 P$.* [15:35] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 5179 - Roomstyle: 13 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:35] * Eris` enters [15:35] <~Hebizuka> *A washitsu. There's more ammo on the floor.* [15:35] * Eris` checks it [15:35] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 9x39mm, 90 rounds [15:36] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 5544 - Roomstyle: 303 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [15:36] * Eris` enters [15:36] <~Hebizuka> *You finally reach the room in which you left Jun and Prava.* [15:36] <~SU_Tempest> Prava: Ah, many thanks. [15:36] <Eris`> no problem [15:36] <~SU_Tempest> Callidus: I was treated well, and it was fast. [15:36] <Eris`> hey jun [15:36] <~SU_Tempest> Prava: We need more people like you, sir. Here, I'll open up this box, there's stuff for you in rewards. [15:37] <Eris`> i managed to grab a shower on the way [15:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIS ;A; [15:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: She didn't do anything to me! [15:37] <~Hebizuka> Rewards: [15:37] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Blue gem - Sapphire - Value 150-650 P$ (1d501 +149) [15:37] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 2000 P$ [15:37] * Eris` takes [15:37] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12.7x108mm, 20 rounds [15:38] * Eris` hands gem to jun [15:39] <~Hebizuka> *477 P$ given to Jun.* [15:39] <~Hebizuka> 64.94/65 [15:39] <~Hebizuka> Money carried: 2000 P$ [15:39] <~Hebizuka> Ally money carried: 899 P$ [15:39] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete [15:40] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [15:40] <~Hebizuka> 260 rooms, 66 kills, 2 SEs, 7 missions, 1 Amulet, 2899 P$, 0 Runs [15:40] <~Hebizuka> Progress [15:41] <~Hebizuka> +31 rooms, +5 kills, +1 mission, +198 P$ [15:41] <~Hebizuka> Score [15:42] <~Hebizuka> 506 points [+53] [15:42] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards [15:42] <~Hebizuka> 9th [+2] [15:42] <~Hebizuka> Congrats on making it to the top 10 [15:42] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats [15:42] <~Hebizuka> Shots 6/6 [15:42] <~Hebizuka> Melee 9/9 [15:42] <~Hebizuka> Grenade 1/1 [15:43] <~Hebizuka> Special 1/1 [15:43] <~Hebizuka> Total today: 17/17 (100%) [15:43] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats [15:43] <~Hebizuka> Shots 110/130 [15:43] <~Hebizuka> Melee 21/24 [15:43] <~Hebizuka> Grenade 3/3 [15:43] <~Hebizuka> Special 2/3 [15:43] <~Hebizuka> Total 136/160 (85% accuracy) [15:43] <~Hebizuka> Checking for new awards [15:44] <~Hebizuka> No new awards today.