Log:Game 124 (Meta, no ontology)

[14:43] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Selis. You visited 23 rooms. Next special room at the 35th. Watch out, you are wanted by the police (Wanted level: Red). Type !mrooms3 to continue [14:44] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3467 - Front door: 526 - Right door: 6002 - Roomstyle: 42 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:44] * Selis rolls through the left. [14:45] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. Someone left a box of ammo on the floor, as well as some clothes.* [14:46] * Selis examines the box of ammo. [14:46] <~Hebizuka> *This room is NOT the answer to life, the universe, nor everything.* [14:46] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .32 ACP, 50 rounds [14:47] * Selis examines the clothes. [14:47] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Legs addon - Kevlar leg pads - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 5 [14:47] * Selis equips the Kevlar leg pads. [14:48] <~Hebizuka> *Legs add-on: equipped.* [14:48] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 2993 - Front door: 640 - Right door: 3241 - Roomstyle: 228 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:48] * Selis heads through the front door. [14:49] <~Hebizuka> *You enter another regular, featureless room. There's a package on the floor...* [14:49] * Selis opens the package. [14:50] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Legs implant - "Bionic leg" bone, muscle and skin resiliency enhancer [14:50] * Selis stores them. [14:50] <~Hebizuka> 17/35 [14:51] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 1585 - Front door: 2855 - Right door: 1425 - Roomstyle: 77 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [14:51] * Selis heads through the right [14:51] <~Hebizuka> *A classroom. There's nobody around though... ...except for a certain humanoid creature; an envoy of Kamadeva.* [14:53] * Selis readies the Ruger and fires no less than 7 rounds at the chest of the Envoy. [14:53] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [14:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [14:55] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 (5). Recoil: Medium. Shots 1-4: 9 - Shots 5-7: 8. All seven shots rip through the target's chest, causing punishing amounts of damage. This is more than enough to kill.* [14:55] <~Hebizuka> Selis [AC556] Envoy of Kamadeva [14:55] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [14:57] * Selis examines the corpse. [14:58] <~Hebizuka> *There is nothing of use. The weapon the Kamadeva envoy used has disappeared.* [14:58] <~Hebizuka> *In fact, the body slowly starts vanishing into nothingness, only the blood on the floor remains.* [14:58] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:58] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 2102 - Front door: 5695 - Right door: 759 - Roomstyle: 105 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:59] * Selis heads through the front door, mumbling something about a waste of ammo [14:59] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a short set of stairs. You make it into yet another regular, featureless room, with an object on the floor.* [14:59] * Selis checks the object. [14:59] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Unidentified [15:00] * Selis stores the blue pill...doesn't want to go to wonderland. [15:00] <~Hebizuka> 18/35 [15:00] <Selis> !mrooms3 [15:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3230 - Front door: 1145 - Right door: 4777 - Roomstyle: 53 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:01] * Selis heads through the right. [15:01] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 (1: C3 - 2: C5) [15:01] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [15:02] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a classroom. There, a scientist and a studentwith a melee weapon are working together. There is another weapon on the floor as well.* [15:02] * Selis examines the weapon. [15:03] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Crossbow - Piercing, needs ammunition (Crossbow bolts). Weight: 9 [Loaded, normal bolt] [15:04] * Selis blasts the student with 1 shot from the super shorty in the head. [15:04] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [15:04] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [15:05] <~Hebizuka> *A faceful of flechette: Episode 2. The student's head is turned to disfigured, de-brained meat. A crapload of blood is splattered all over.* [15:05] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Super-Shorty] Student [B] /H\ [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: OH MY FUCKING GOD [15:06] <Selis> "Hi..." [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: DID THAT HEAD JUST FUCKING EXPLODE [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH [15:06] <Selis> "Heads do that sometimes" [15:06] <~Hebizuka> *Sci's turn...* [15:07] <~Hebizuka> *The scientist is frozen in fear.* [15:07] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Temerity [15:07] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [15:07] <~Hebizuka> *The scientist passes out. And pisses themselves.* [15:07] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [15:07] <~Hebizuka> *Your Super-Shorty is empty.* [15:08] * Selis reloads the super shorty. [15:08] <~Hebizuka> Serbu Super-Shorty: +3 rounds [2+1/2, 2x Flechette] [15:09] <~Hebizuka> *12 gauge flechette: 14* [15:10] * Selis beats the scientist in the head with the flanged mace. [15:10] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [15:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [15:12] <~Hebizuka> *The FT+1 is not taken in account here - the victim is helpless after all. The scientist's skull suffers a fracture, but that wasn't enough to kill.* [15:12] * Selis does it again... [15:12] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [15:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [15:12] <~Hebizuka> *Crack!* [15:13] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Flanged mace] Scientist [15:13] <~Hebizuka> *You have committed a double murder. Though there were no witnesses, so the crimes are not registered on your sheet.* [15:13] <Selis> "Fun day..." [15:13] <Selis> !mrooms3 [15:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 112 - Front door: 369 - Right door: 2908 - Roomstyle: 76 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:14] * Selis heads through the left door. [15:15] <~Hebizuka> *You climb more stairs, and you reach a library. There is a weapon on the librarian's desk. However, there is no librarian around; or anyone for that matter.* [15:15] * Selis examines the weapons. [15:15] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - SIG Sauer SG550 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Burst3/Full | No accessory | SG 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [Ammo: 19+1/30] [15:18] * Selis removes the mag from the SIG reloading the Ruger's current magazine. [15:18] <~Hebizuka> *Ruger AC556: +8 rounds [30+1/30]* [15:20] <~Hebizuka> *There are 12 rounds left in the SG550.* [15:20] * Selis stores the last 12. [15:20] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.56x45mm NATO, 12 rounds [15:20] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 42* [15:21] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 3.76/6 [15:22] <Selis> !mrooms3 [15:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 1526 - Front door: 559 - Right door: 1287 - Roomstyle: 128 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:22] * Selis heads through the left door. [15:23] <~Hebizuka> *You made it into a radio room. You can use the @radio if you wish. There's also an AMMO-5 supply crate on the floor...* [15:23] <Selis> @radio [15:23] <EliasBot> [80's/90's House] Die Haus FM with DJ Hans Oberndorf [15:23] * Selis examines the crate. [15:23] <~Hebizuka> =AMMO-5 crate= [15:23] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 60 rounds [15:23] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, slug, 60 rounds [15:24] * Selis stores the ammos [15:24] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 4.96/6 [15:25] <Selis> !mrooms3 [15:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 5509 - Front door: 1100 - Right door: 5520 - Roomstyle: 307 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:25] * Selis heads through the front. [15:25] <~Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. There seems to be absolutely nothing here. [15:25] * Selis examines the room. [15:26] <~Hebizuka> *There REALLY is nothing.* [15:26] <Selis> !mrooms3 [15:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 876 - Front door: 2941 - Right door: 4451 - Roomstyle: 234 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:26] * Selis heads through the left door. [15:27] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a messy kitchen, full of bloodstains and other, unidentified splotches. There is a pair of leprechauns in that room...* [15:28] <~SU_Tempest> Lep1: So the other day, I managed to steal five hundred to that stupid dude. [15:28] <~SU_Tempest> Lep2: Lucky you, I'm running on just 350 today... [15:28] * Selis attempts to squash one of the two leprechauns with the medieval warhammer... [15:28] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [15:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 2 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [15:29] <~Hebizuka> *MIGHTY THOR HAMMER SMASH* [15:29] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Medieval warhammer] Leprechaun #1 /H\ [15:29] <~SU_Tempest> Lep2: BWOAH SHIT! [15:30] <~Hebizuka> *You literally FLATTENED the leprechaun in one hit, smashing his skull open.* [15:30] <~Hebizuka> *Leprechaun's turn...* [15:30] <~Hebizuka> *The leprechaun attempts fleeing for his life!* [15:30] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Fleeing [15:30] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [15:30] <~Hebizuka> *The leprechaun ran away.* [15:30] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [15:30] <Selis> "Darn..." [15:30] <~Hebizuka> *There's an object on the floor.* [15:30] * Selis examines the object. [15:30] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Bag of cash - Value 50-250 P$ (1d201 +49) [15:31] * Selis takes it. [15:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 201 +49 [15:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 201 ] [ Rolls: 78 ] [ Total Score: 78 ] [15:31] <~SU_Tempest> *+127 P$* [15:31] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 439 P$* [15:31] <Selis> "Worth it" [15:31] <Selis> !mrooms3 [15:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3414 - Front door: 2554 - Right door: 512 - Roomstyle: 353 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:32] * Selis heads through the left door, scraping leftover leprechaun from the hammer. [15:33] <~Hebizuka> *Another classroom. This time, a hakutaku and a yousei are studying together. There's a weapon on the floor...* [15:37] * Selis examines the weapon. [15:37] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - KBP R-92 revolver | 9x18mm Makarov - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 5 rounds | Weight: 3 [Ammo: 5/5] [15:39] * Selis looks at the hakutaku and approaches to inject the final syringe of cyanide into their neck. [15:39] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [15:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [15:40] <~Hebizuka> *You stab the needle of deadly poison in the hakutaku's blood vessels, right in the neck. This causes the hakutaku to snap into submission... then death, pretty quickly. Which squicks the yousei out of their boots... figuratively* [15:40] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Cyanide] Hakutaku [15:41] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: Oh my GODS! Why did you do that?! [15:41] <Selis> "Cause i could?" [15:41] <~Hebizuka> *Yousei's turn...* [15:42] <~Hebizuka> *The yousei rushes to the R-92 on the desk... and grabs it. Though in doing so, the yousei wasted their turn.* [15:42] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [15:42] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn.* [15:43] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: I-I-I'll kill you if you move! [15:43] <~Hebizuka> *Not convincing tone.* [15:43] * Selis shoots the Yousei in the head with 1 shot from the S&W [15:43] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [15:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [15:44] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 +1 (6). You narrowly miss the yousei's head, causing the youkai to duck instinctively in fear.* [15:44] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: GYAH! [15:44] <~Hebizuka> *Yousei's turn...* [15:45] <~Hebizuka> *The yousei points the R-92 at you and unloads three shots.* [15:45] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:45] <EliasBot> [HEAD] Face (Torso if firearm, unless 12 is scored.) [15:45] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [15:45] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [15:46] <~Hebizuka> *You're hit three times in the chest, the bullets smacking your samurai armor hard. Surprisingly it causes a fair amount of pain...* Pain: 57% [+57%] - Body armor: 3.97/4 dmg [-0.03] [15:46] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [15:46] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: I FUCKING W-W-WARNED YOU [15:46] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [15:46] <Selis> "Yeah yeah you did, doesn't matter" [15:47] * Selis holsters the revolver, pulling the Ruger up and firing 6 shots into the yousei's chest. [15:47] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [15:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [15:48] <~Hebizuka> *FT: 5 (5). Recoil: 3 - Shots 1-4: 3 ; Shots 5-6: 3. You unload in the yousei's general direction, but the fairy youkai has ungodly luck!* [15:48] <~Hebizuka> *Yousei's turn.* [15:48] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: OH GODS [15:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Temerity [15:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 21 ] [ Total Score: 21 ] [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> *The yousei quakes in fear so much they drop the revolver, begging for mercy.* [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: P-p-please STOP shooting! Please! Please, I w-w-won't do anything! Mercy, please! [15:49] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3. It's now your turn.* [15:49] <Selis> "Let me think" [15:50] * Selis shoots the Yousei in the head once with the super shorty. [15:50] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [15:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [15:51] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 +1 (6). Flechette that hit: 10. You blast the yousei's head off with a load of flechette, showing no mercy.* [15:51] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Super-Shorty] Yousei [15:51] <~Hebizuka> Tags: /H\ [B] [15:51] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (4 turns)* [15:51] * Selis pops the Oxycodone [15:52] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Oxycodone [15:52] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [15:53] <Selis> "Worth it... i guess" [15:53] <~Hebizuka> *You consume a tablet of oxycodone.* Pain: 1% [-50%] - Natural FT: 6 [+1] - Effect: Nausea. Duration of FT increase and Nausea: 7 turns [15:54] * Selis takes the Diazepam. [15:54] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Diazepam [15:54] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [15:55] <~Hebizuka> *You consume a tablet of diazepam.* Natural FT: 5 [+1 -1], Effect: Increased alertness, Pain sensitivity: 110% [+10%]. Duration of all effects: 8 turns [15:56] <Selis> !mrooms3 [15:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3527 - Front door: 1746 - Right door: 4446 - Roomstyle: 78 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [15:56] * Selis heads through the front. [15:58] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a maidhouse. There, you see a head maid with a pistol, watching TV with her two subordinate maids. There's also only one door ahead. There is also a strange object on the floor.* [15:58] * Selis examines the strange object. [15:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Colt Python 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.5 [Ammo: 0/6] [16:01] * Selis attempts to sleep off the nausea. [16:01] <~Hebizuka> *Roll a 1d2. It will fail on a 1, and succeed on a 2.* [16:02] <Selis> !mdice 1 2 [16:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [16:02] <~Hebizuka> *You use one of the bunk beds, and fall asleep on one of the maids' bed.* [16:02] <~Hebizuka> *Meanwhile...* [16:02] <~SU_Tempest> HMaid: Hey, girls, someone fell asleep on the bed... [16:02] <~SU_Tempest> Maid1: Hmm.. I don't know that person. [16:02] <~SU_Tempest> Maid2: Neither! [16:03] <~SU_Tempest> HMaid: Ah, let's let her sleep. Can you two go get me the Good Manners Manual volume 2? We'll review some more etiquette exercises. [16:03] <~Hebizuka> *You sleep for 10 turns...* [16:04] <~Hebizuka> *The effects of oxycodone and of diazepam waned away while you slept.* [16:04] <~Hebizuka> *You wake up, feeling rested and cleared of effects.* [16:04] <~SU_Tempest> HMaid: And this is how you properly behave when in the presence of the master or the owner. [16:04] <~SU_Tempest> Maid2: I have a question, what if they have guests? [16:05] <~SU_Tempest> HMaid: Act the same, and be extra polite to the guests; you don't want to upset the master by upsetting the guests. It would be very poor form. [16:05] * Selis awkens, refreshed and ready to go, starts the day by readying the super shorty and shooting once at the Hmaids head. [16:05] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [16:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [16:06] <~Hebizuka> *Score -1 due to aiming at head. Total: 5. Flechette that hit: 6. That's enough flechette to pierce through the head maid's skull and kill her.* [16:06] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Super-Shorty] Head maid. [16:06] <~Hebizuka> Tags: /H\ [16:07] <~Hebizuka> *The other two maids scream in fear.* [16:07] <Selis> "Great way to start a day" [16:07] <~Hebizuka> *Maids' turn...* [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> Maid1: EEEEEK! A KILLER! [16:07] <~Hebizuka> *The second maid rushes to the dead head maid's pistol, going to grab it. That expends her turn.* [16:07] <Selis> "I prefer pest control" [16:07] <~Hebizuka> *The first maid panics!* [16:08] <~Hebizuka> *She attempts attacking you with her broom!* [16:08] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:08] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [16:08] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [16:09] <~Hebizuka> *WHAM. She megaton strikes your stomach. While the hit itself did not hurt you, she threw you into the bunk bed, with enough strength that you destroy one of the bunk bed's pillar, making it collapse on you as you land on the mattress.* [16:09] <~Hebizuka> *You suffer no damage, but that was pretty disorienting!* [16:09] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [16:09] <Selis> "That...was quite the swing" [16:09] <~Hebizuka> *It is now your turn.* [16:09] <~SU_Tempest> Maid2: Nice job! [16:09] <~SU_Tempest> Maid1: T-thanks!... [16:10] * Selis shoots the Maid2 in the head with 1 S&W shot. [16:10] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [16:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [16:11] <~Hebizuka> *You send a .357 Magnum -sized gift to the gun-bearing maid's head, popping her skull like it's an overripe fruit. Her body crumbles on the floor as she drops the head maid's gun, crashing lifeless.* [16:11] <~Hebizuka> Selis [S&W Model 620] Maid #2 [16:11] <~Hebizuka> *Your Model 620 is now empty.* [16:11] <~Hebizuka> Tag: /H\ [16:11] <~Hebizuka> *Maid's turn...* [16:11] <Selis> "Wanna try that broom again?" [16:12] <~SU_Tempest> Maid1: EEEEEEEEK [16:12] <~Hebizuka> *The maid panics again, and tries to broom you once more.* [16:12] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:12] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [16:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [16:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [16:12] <~Hebizuka> *Pomf! No damage.* [16:12] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [16:12] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [16:13] * Selis shoots the maid in the head with 2 shots from the Ruger. [16:13] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [16:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [16:13] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 +1 (6). You fire two shots in semi-auto in the maid's head, ending her miserable life right there.* [16:13] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Ruger AC556] Maid #1 /H\ [16:14] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* [16:14] * Selis checks the pistol the Maid2 dropped. [16:15] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Smith & Wesson 4006 pistol | .40 S&W - Semi-auto | No accessory | 4026 11-round mag | Weight: 3 [Ammo: 10+1/11] [16:15] <~Hebizuka> *You have committed a crime; a triple murder. You left no witnesses though, so your wanted level has not increased.* [16:16] * Selis replaces the S&W Revolver with the S&W 4006 [16:17] <~Hebizuka> *Class 3 weapon replaced.* [16:17] <Selis> !mrooms1 [16:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 4930 - Roomstyle: 307 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [16:17] * Selis heads on through. [16:18] <~Hebizuka> *You meet with the teleporting keypad. Enter a room number on the keypad.* [16:18] * Selis enters in 404 [16:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [16:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [16:18] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded to... [16:18] <~Hebizuka> ...ERROR 404: ROOM NOT FOUND* [16:19] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There is a weapon on the floor.* [16:19] * Selis examines the weapon [16:19] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Beretta Px4 Storm pistol | .40 S&W - Semi-auto | No accessory | Px4 14-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [Ammo: 13+1/14] [16:20] * Selis swaps the S&W for the Berretta [16:20] <~Hebizuka> *Class 3 weapons swapped.* [16:20] * Selis takes the rounds from the S&W and stores them in the backpack [16:20] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .40 S&W, 11 rounds [16:21] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 5.07/6 [16:21] * Selis reloads all weapons to full [16:22] <~Hebizuka> Ruger AC556: +8 rounds [30+1/30] - 5.56x45mm NATO remaining: 34 [16:22] <~Hebizuka> Super-Shorty: +2 Flechette shells [2+1/2, 3x Flech] - 12 gauge flechette remaining: 12 [16:23] <~Hebizuka> Beretta Px4 Storm: +1 round [14+1/14] - .40 S&W remaining: 10 [16:23] <~Hebizuka> *All firearms reloaded.* [16:24] <Selis> !mrooms3 [16:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3854 - Front door: 5130 - Right door: 1926 - Roomstyle: 208 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:24] * Selis heads through the left door. [16:24] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 48th.* [16:25] <~Hebizuka> *A scullery, with its dishwashers. There is a box of ammo on one of them...* [16:25] * Selis examines the box of ammos [16:25] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, incendiary slug, 15 rounds [16:25] * Selis eye's sparkle. [16:26] * Selis stores those in the backpack. [16:26] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 5.11/6 [16:27] <Selis> !mrooms3 [16:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 1603 - Front door: 3610 - Right door: 4577 - Roomstyle: 376 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:27] * Selis heads on through to front. [16:28] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an electircal room that's been damaged. An engineer is here, trying to get the computer in the room to restart, but is stubbornly stuck on a BSoD. (You can read the computer screen). There is also an object in the corner.* [16:29] * Selis swaps the Flanged Mace for the Piano Wire [16:29] <~Hebizuka> 18/35 [16:29] <~Hebizuka> *Class 5S weapons swapped.* [16:30] * Selis hitmans the Engineer with the pianowire. [16:30] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [16:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [16:30] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Piano wire] Engineer [16:31] <~Hebizuka> *Swift and silent kill. You dispose of the engineer quickly.ù [16:31] <Selis> "This can be useful i suppose" [16:31] * Selis examines the object. [16:32] <~Hebizuka> *You committed another murder, though there's still been no witnesses, so it doesn't matter on your rap sheet.* [16:32] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A bottle of vinegar. Commonly seen as a do-everything product with culinary, cleaning, agricultural and even medical uses. [16:32] <Selis> !mrooms3 [16:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3189 - Front door: 1470 - Right door: 3496 - Roomstyle: 138 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:33] * Selis grabs the vinegar before heading through the left. [16:33] <~Hebizuka> 19/35 [16:34] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's some odd, dry stains on the floor, as well as a box of ammo.* [16:35] * Selis examines the ammo [16:35] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Nailgun roll of nails, 50 rounds [16:35] <Selis> !mrooms3 [16:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 1312 - Front door: 2887 - Right door: 349 - Roomstyle: 358 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [16:35] * Selis heads through the right. [16:36] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a long volley of stairs.* [16:36] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a hospital room! There's a medic and a nurse working there, and all of their services are up.* [16:37] <Selis> "Do you people sell medical stuff?" [16:37] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Yes, ma'am. We do. [16:37] <Selis> "Can i see your wares please?" [16:39] <~Hebizuka> =Hospital room - Meds for sale= [16:39] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Oxycodone - Pain-50%, FT+1, Nausea for 2d6 turns [16:39] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Ecstasy - Pain sensitivity-10%, FT+1, Hallucinations, Strength-10%, for 3d6 turns [16:39] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Placebo - Does nothing. [16:39] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Flunitrazepam - Reduces by 5 turns the duration of all non-permanent secondary effects, 30% chances sudden death (roll 1d10, if 3 or less=death) [16:39] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Yohimbine - Hunger-15%, Libido increase, Alertness increase, Pain sensitivity+10% for 12 turns [16:39] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Sperm serum - Potency+100%/Impregnation+50% [16:39] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Cannabis joint (requires lighter or fire source to use) - Pain -15%, Strength-10% for 3d6 turns [16:39] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Steroids - Strength+20%, Libido increase, FT+2 for 3d6 turns [16:41] <Selis> "How much for the Oxycodone and the Yohimbine?" [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Oxycodone is 450 P$. Yohimbine is 250 P$. [16:44] <Selis> "Jus tthe Yohi then" [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> Medic: Two-fifty, please. [16:45] * Selis hand the medic the 250. [16:45] <~Hebizuka> *Money remaining: 189 P$* [16:45] <~Hebizuka> * [16:45] <~Hebizuka> *Yohimbine purchased.* [16:46] <Selis> "Thank you" [16:46] <Selis> !mrooms3 [16:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 5509 - Front door: 4668 - Right door: 1505 - Roomstyle: 380 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [16:46] * Selis heads through the left, letting the medics live for now. [16:48] <~Hebizuka> *A hospital bedroom. There's nobody around, but there is an interesting object on the bed.* [16:49] * Selis examines the object. [16:49] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Underbarrel grenade launcher: M203 - 40x46mm grenade [Loaded] [16:50] * Selis stores it. [16:51] <~Hebizuka> 21/35 [16:51] <Selis> !mrooms3 [16:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 1939 - Front door: 2487 - Right door: 2696 - Roomstyle: 309 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:51] * Selis heads through the Front [17:03] <~Hebizuka> *A grassy room. A fight is about to break out here! On one side, a mighty kishin with a submachine gun. On the other side, a DF Soldier with another submachine gun.* [17:03] <Selis> @cover [17:03] <EliasBot> A fridge door. (40%, Hardskin, SUPER STRONG) [17:04] * Selis attempts to hide. [17:04] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [17:04] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [17:04] <~Hebizuka> *You hide behind the fridge door, but both parties spotted you.* [17:05] <~Hebizuka> *The Kishin doesn't know what to think of you. The Soldier ignores you.* [17:05] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 (1: Youkai 2: Soldier) [17:05] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [17:06] <~Hebizuka> *Kishin's turn...* [17:07] <~SU_Tempest> Kishin: I'm going to CRUSH your ass! [17:08] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Try me. [17:08] <~Hebizuka> *The Kishin points their submachine gun at the Soldier, firing five shots.* [17:08] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:08] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right shoulder [17:08] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [17:08] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [17:09] <~Hebizuka> *FT: 5 (5). Recoil: Shots 1-5: 9. All five shots land in the Soldier's shoulder.* [17:10] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier groans in pain from the fire.* [17:10] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Fucking... [17:10] <~Hebizuka> *Soldier's turn...* [17:10] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Eat forty-five lead, you monstrous bastard! [17:11] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier unloads eight shots in full-auto on the kishin...* [17:11] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:11] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right arm [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [17:11] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [17:12] <~Hebizuka> *FT: 5. Recoil: 3. (M. Brake). Shots 1-5: 7 - Shots 6-8: 6. All eight shots puncture the large arm of the kishin.* [17:12] <~Hebizuka> *The kishin roars in pain and kneels, their arm suddenly feeling completely numb.* [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> Kishin: ...shit, took it good this time... [17:13] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [17:13] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [17:14] * Selis readies the Ruger and fires 5 shots into the DF Soldiers head. [17:14] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [17:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [17:14] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5. Recoil: 3. Shots 1-4: 5 ; Shot 5: 4* [17:15] <~Hebizuka> *You miss all five shots, which surprises the Soldier, suddenly feeling outnumbered.* [17:15] <~Hebizuka> *Youkai's turn...* [17:15] <~SU_Tempest> Kishin: This is my chance! [17:15] <~SU_Tempest> *The kishin is still in full-auto, and they unload five more shots!* [17:15] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [17:15] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [17:15] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [17:15] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [17:17] <~Hebizuka> *FT (5). Recoil: 2. Shots 1-5: 8. All five shots land on the Soldier's chest, puncturing his armor. The DF Soldier is still alive though, clinging to life as much as possible.* [17:17] <~Hebizuka> *Soldier's turn...* [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Fucking DIE already! [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> *The DF fires in full-auto, four shots at the Kishin.* [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [17:17] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [17:17] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [17:17] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5. Recoil: 3 (M. Brake). Shots 1-4: 4. He misses all four shots.* [17:18] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [17:18] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [17:18] * Selis shoots the DF soldier in the head with 4 shots from the Beretta. [17:18] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [17:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [17:19] <~Hebizuka> *FT (5). You can't seem to place any shots today, and miss on your volley of shots.* [17:19] <~Hebizuka> *Youkai's turn...* [17:19] <~Hebizuka> *The Kishin attempts aiming more carefully, switching to semi-auto and firing three shots.* [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [17:19] <EliasBot> [HEAD] Head (Torso if firearm, unless 12 is scored.) [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [17:19] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [17:20] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier whimpers in pain even more, resisting with willpower to avoid passing out, though there's not much separating the trooper from death...* [17:20] <~Hebizuka> *Soldier's turn...* [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Rraaah! [17:21] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier unloads in full-auto again, a six-round burst at the kishin.* [17:21] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:21] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [17:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [17:22] <~Hebizuka> *FT (5). Recoil: 3 (M. Brake). Shots 1-5: 5. More missing shots. But it's probably because of the crappy physical state the Soldier is in...* [17:22] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3.* [17:22] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn* [17:23] * Selis shoots the DF soldier in the chest with 3 shots from the Ruger. [17:23] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [17:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [17:24] <~Hebizuka> *FT (5). Semi-auto. You drive three shots in the agonizing Soldier's chest, putting an end to his misery.* [17:25] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Ruger AC556] Death Faction Soldier [17:25] <~SU_Tempest> Kishin: Oh man, I thought I was done for. Thank you! [17:25] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight (4 turns)* [17:25] <~Hebizuka> *You're starting to feel hungry.* [17:25] * Selis shoots the Kishin in the head with the super shorty once. [17:25] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [17:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 5 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [17:26] <~Hebizuka> *Score -1, total 8. 12 flechettes hit, killing the kishin instantly.* [17:27] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Super-Shorty] Kishin /H\ [17:27] <Selis> "At least you work...: [17:27] <Selis> !mrooms5 [17:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Door A: 2642 - Door B: 3780 - Door C: 3926 - Door D: 4282 - Door E: 4374 - Roomstyle: 287 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [17:27] <Selis> !mrooms3 [17:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3114 - Front door: 1418 - Right door: 2825 - Roomstyle: 149 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:28] * Selis pets the shotgun while heading through the Right [17:29] * Selis checks the DF's gear before leaving [17:30] <~Hebizuka> DF Soldier's body: >Clothing/armor >Weapon >Inventory(72P LBE) [17:30] <Selis> > Clothing/Armor [17:31] <~Hebizuka> =Clothing and armor= [17:31] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - STSh-81 Titanium helmet - AC Kevlar-4 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Ballistic protective - Weight: 5 [17:31] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Military T-shirt, desert camo (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 [Dmg 3.95/4] [17:31] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-4 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-4 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 [Dmg 3.92/4] [17:31] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Military pants, desert camo (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 [17:31] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Military boots - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant, Explosion-resistant - Weight: 9 [17:33] * Selis replaces, Helmet, Top, Body and Bottoms with the DF's [17:34] <~Hebizuka> *All clothes replaced.* [17:35] * Selis continues through the right door after dressing. [17:38] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a classroom. There's no-one here, except for a butler, sweeping the floor all alone with his trusty broom.* [17:43] * Selis sneaks up and attempts choking the butler with the piano wire. [17:43] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [17:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [17:43] <~Hebizuka> *You pacify the butler... forever.* [17:43] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Piano wire] Butler [17:44] <Selis> !mrooms3 [17:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 1151 - Front door: 177 - Right door: 683 - Roomstyle: 112 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [17:44] * Selis heads through the left door [17:45] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a factory line, which used to produce pistol ammunition of some kind, though none of the brass on the stopped lines here, is usable. There is a MEDAID4 supply crate in the far back of the room.* [17:45] * Selis opens the crate. [17:46] <~Hebizuka> =MEDAID4 crate= [17:46] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] 2x Blue pill - Steroids - Strength+20%, Libido increase, FT+2 for 3d6 turns [17:46] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] 2x Condom - Negates impregnation received/Halves potency lost [17:46] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White powder - Cocaine - Alertness increase, Strength+10%, Pain sensitivity-10%, Hallucinations for 3d6 turns [17:47] * Selis stores the cocaine and steroids. [17:48] <~Hebizuka> 23/35 [17:49] <Selis> !mrooms3 [17:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 5495 - Front door: 1911 - Right door: 828 - Roomstyle: 112 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [17:49] * Selis heads through the front door. [17:50] <~Hebizuka> *ANOTHER ammo factory line. Same situation as before, there's only unusable or half-swaged brass. There's a blueprint on the floor.* [17:51] * Selis examines the blueprint [17:51] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, Nugget, 25 Metal, 35 Wood, 0 Plastic" [17:52] <~Hebizuka> 24/35 [17:52] <Selis> !mrooms3 [17:52] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 5107 - Front door: 1332 - Right door: 1773 - Roomstyle: 317 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [17:52] * Selis heads through the Right [17:56] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a strange, dark room. There is only one door in the back, but it seems locked. There is a strange opaque cage in the middle of the room.* [17:56] * Selis examine the cage. [17:57] <~Hebizuka> *You can't see what's inside, but there's a big red button which says "Release". Press?* [17:58] * Selis presses the button. [17:58] <~Hebizuka> Cage: TAKE COVER [17:58] <Selis> @cover [17:58] <EliasBot> A fridge. (65%, Kev-2, SUPER STRONG) [17:58] * Selis takes cover [17:58] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [17:58] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [17:59] <~Hebizuka> *You hide behind the fridge. Meanwhile, the cage opens.* [17:59] <~Hebizuka> *Something comes out!* [17:59] <~SU_Tempest> ???: HELLO MY FRIENDS [17:59] <~SU_Tempest> ???: THIS IS FPSRUSSIA [17:59] <~SU_Tempest> *An evil professional Russian comes out!* [17:59] <~SU_Tempest> *He wields two AA-12s with 20-round drums!* [18:00] * Selis shoots the professional russian in the head with the super shorty... [18:00] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [18:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [18:00] <~SU_Tempest> FPSR: TODAY I'VE GOT SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL TO SHOW YOU [18:01] <~Hebizuka> *Score -1. Total: 5. Flechette that hit: 6. It didn't seem to deal a lot of damage... the flechette seem to just bounce off!* [18:01] <~Hebizuka> *Russian's turn...* [18:02] <~SU_Tempest> FPSR: THIS IS THE AA-12 FULL AUTOMA*bzzt* SHOTGUN. [18:02] <~Hebizuka> *The evil professional russian fires both his AA-12s twice, for a total of 4 shells, in your direction.* [18:03] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 1st gun [18:03] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [18:03] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 2nd gun [18:03] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [18:04] <~Hebizuka> *1st volley | Pellets that hit: 4. 2nd volley | Pellets that hit: 2. Total pellets: 6. * [18:04] <~Hebizuka> *Your fridge suffers damage from the hail of lead, but still manages to hold up!* [18:04] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn.* [18:05] * Selis fires 10 shots from the ruger at the Russian's chest. [18:05] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [18:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [18:06] <~Hebizuka> *FT (5). You frantically fire 10 shots at the Evil Russian, in semi-automatic, and manage to pop all ten rounds right in the chest of your target!* [18:07] <~Hebizuka> *You seem to have damaged the Russian pretty well; sparks come out of him, for some reason...* [18:07] <~Hebizuka> *Russian's turn...* [18:08] <~SU_Tempest> FPSR: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A VERY, VERY BAD DA-*bzzt*-AY. [18:09] <~Hebizuka> *The Professional Russian fires twice with each of his AA-12s again.* [18:11] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 1st gun [18:11] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [18:11] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 2nd gun [18:11] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [18:11] <~Hebizuka> *1st volley | Pellets that hit: 2. 2nd volley | Pellets that hit: 3. Total pellets: 5. * [18:12] <~Hebizuka> *Even less pellets come to hit you this time. Or rather, your fridge. It still holds up pretty solidly but it's starting to lose most of its integrity.* [18:12] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2!* [18:13] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [18:13] * Selis fires another 10 shots from the Ruger, this time aiming for the head. [18:13] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [18:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [18:14] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 +1 (6). You manage to land, still in semi-auto, a nice tight group right in the skull of the Professional Russian!* [18:14] <~Hebizuka> *The Professional Russian doesn't look like he liked that... Huge sparks and violent spasms can be felt...* [18:14] <~SU_Tempest> FPSR: Bzzt... BZzzt... [18:14] <~SU_Tempest> FPSR: HAVE ... NICE... Daaay. [18:14] <~Hebizuka> *The strange being explodes spontaneously.* [18:15] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Ruger AC556] FPSRussia [18:15] <~Hebizuka> Tags: /H\ [18:15] <Selis> "I don't even..." [18:15] <~Hebizuka> *The loudspeaker creaks.* [18:15] <~Hebizuka> Well... Me neither. [18:16] <~Hebizuka> Who had the "brilliant" idea of... [18:16] <~Hebizuka> Well fuck. [18:16] <~Hebizuka> *click* [18:16] <Selis> "Seriously...what the hell" [18:16] <~Hebizuka> *There are objects on the floor!* [18:16] * Selis examines the objects [18:17] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - MPS AA-12 shotgun | 12 gauge - Semi/Full | No accessory | AA-12 20-round drum, no +1 | Weight: 22 [Ammo: 16/20, 16x Buckshot] [18:17] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - MPS AA-12 shotgun | 12 gauge - Semi/Full | No accessory | AA-12 20-round drum, no +1 | Weight: 22 [Ammo: 16/20, 16x Buckshot] [18:17] * Selis removes the ammunition from the Ruger and then takes on of the AA-12's [18:18] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.56x45mm NATO, 3 rounds [18:18] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 37* [18:18] <~Hebizuka> *You replaced the AC556 by the AA-12.* [18:18] <~Hebizuka> *You notice the AA-12 is engraved.* [18:19] * Selis takes the drum mag of the second AA-12 [18:19] <~Hebizuka> *Your AA-12 has been nicknamed "#2"* [18:21] <~Hebizuka> 26.16/35 [18:21] <~Hebizuka> *One door ahead.* [18:22] * Selis unloads all off the buckshot from the two drums, reloading the first (Equipped) with slugs and the second with the 15 incendiary Slugs. [18:23] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 32 rounds [18:23] <~Hebizuka> *MPS AA-12: +20 slug shells [20/20, 20x Slug]* [18:24] <~Hebizuka> *AA-12 20-rd drum: +15 incendiary slug shells [15/20, 15x Incen]* [18:24] <~Hebizuka> *12 gauge slug remaining: 40* [18:24] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 4.79/63 [18:24] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 4.79/6* [18:24] <~Hebizuka> 26.15/35 [18:25] <Selis> !mrooms1 [18:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 2533 - Roomstyle: 69 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [18:25] * Selis heads through the door. [18:26] <~Hebizuka> *You enter again in a hiring bureau. No cages on the left this time either, though there's the hirer on the right, at the office.* [18:27] <Selis> "Hello again" [18:28] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Hey there. I must be a different person, cause I've never seen you before. But welcome. Whatcha looking for? [18:29] <Selis> "Huh right, i'm looking for work" [18:29] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Ah. What's your name? [18:29] <Selis> "I'm Selis" [18:30] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: ... ah, all right. You've done a job already... Okay. There are two jobs available, you can choose either. Want me to list the details [18:31] <Selis> "Please" [18:32] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Okay, the first job is a bartender who needs some extra security for a difficult night. A bouncer job of sorts, guns are welcome, there is a notice that shooting is allowed if too much trouble is going on. [18:32] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: The second job is a lady who needs an armed escort to accompany hr back home, a bodyguard escort of sort, apparently she's got trouble with hired guns or something, she just needs protection. [18:33] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: So, what will it be? Bouncer or bodyguard? [18:33] <Selis> "Let's go with the first one" [18:33] <~Hebizuka> Mission Start [18:34] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Aight. Step on the teleporter and you'll be in the bar that needs help. Good luck, ma'am. [18:34] * Selis steps on the teleporter [18:34] <~Hebizuka> *You're teleported into a bar. The bartender is waiting for you.* [18:35] <~SU_Tempest> Bartender: Oh, hi. You must be coming from the hiring bureau, right? [18:35] <Selis> "That i am" [18:35] <~SU_Tempest> Bartender: See, this evening is going to be a bit hot. A bunch of coworkers coming back from a big office party for a last drink, but I have been given the word that there's a lot of tension going on. [18:36] <Selis> "So you want me on crowd control then?' [18:37] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: In other words, I suspect bar fights to start. And I don't want that in my room. The Guards have been called that I would hire security, and I am authed by the police. In other words, if fights break, you can shoot... but warn them first. [18:37] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: If they don't stop, shoot. After the night is done I'll pay you. That good for you? [18:38] <Selis> "Fine by me" [18:39] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: All right, just stick around and let's wait for them. [18:39] <~Hebizuka> *Some rock music is coming out of the loudspeaker in the corner, as the bar's ambiance music.* [18:39] <~Hebizuka> *After a few minutes of waiting, some patrons enter the bar, three Citizens.* [18:40] <~Hebizuka> *They already seem to be plastered, but they install themselves at the counter.* [18:40] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: What'll it be? [18:40] <~SU_Tempest> Citz1: Som'... Tequila, buddy. [18:40] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: Gimme ... an un-un.. an Oni Buster. Yeah. [18:41] <~SU_Tempest> Citz3: Same.. [18:41] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: You ain't allowed to order t'same thing as me! [18:41] <~SU_Tempest> Citz1: *To you* Whozzat pretty girl...? Big gun f'girl like you... [18:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Like the barkeep warned, they're completely drunk.* [18:41] <~SU_Tempest> *BEFORE even their first orders.* [18:42] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: You guys calm down... I'll prep your orders.. [18:43] <Selis> "Keep talking to me like that and you'll see just why i carry this gun" [18:43] <~SU_Tempest> Citz1: Woahhh... Calm down, girl... Twas just a... friendly question [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> *The bartender serves them their order. Immediately afterwards, all three of them are gulping down, their shots being gulped down at alarming speeds.* [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: I'm SAYIN, that I got the best pay... of the whole damn office. [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> Citz3: Ya sh-shut your mouth... Cus you don't even work as hard as me. [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> *The first citizen is staring at you.* [18:45] * Selis is ignoring him. [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> Citz1: H-hey, ma'am, why don't cha... get a drink wit me? I'll pay you a cocktail... *hips* [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: THAT'S not even TRUE, you frickin'... fuckin'... fkrin.. IDJIT. [18:46] <~SU_Tempest> Citz3: YES it is... I'm dhu hardest wurker of the office and YOU can ... s-suck on this. [18:46] <Selis> "I swear i will shoot you if you keep hitting on me..." [18:46] <~SU_Tempest> Citz1: I w-wasn't hittin on you... [18:47] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: NOW that does it [18:47] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: I'll fukin' ... Teach you a lesson. [19:41] <~Hebizuka> *Citizen #2 draws a knife and points it at #3, while #1 is blissfully unaware and tries to reach for your chest, in a pathetic attempt of groping.* [19:41] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: Fuck YOU! I'm the BETTAR one! [19:41] <~Hebizuka> *Looks like it's degenerating. What will you do?* [19:42] * Selis sticks her AA-12 under the chin of Citz2 "Walk away" [19:43] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: BWOAH SHIT WHERE DID THAT SHOTGUN COME FROM [19:43] <Selis> "Walk away now unless you have a death wish" [19:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Citizen #2 backs down.* [19:44] <~Hebizuka> *End your turn?* [19:45] * Selis sits back down "I thought so" [19:45] <~Hebizuka> *Citizens' turn...* [19:45] <~Hebizuka> *Citizen #3 uses #2's confusion to draw a pistol.* [19:45] <~SU_Tempest> Citz3: Gunn' CAP YO ASS [19:46] <~SU_Tempest> *#3 shoots at #2 once!* [19:46] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [19:46] <EliasBot> [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [19:46] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [19:46] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [19:46] <~Hebizuka> *But fails, despite being practically point blank...* [19:47] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Okay, that's it now! YOU ASSHOLES GET OUTTA MY BAR! [19:48] <~Hebizuka> *Bartender's turn...* [19:48] <~SU_Tempest> *The bartender points his shotgun at Citizen #3, and blasts once.* [19:48] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [19:48] <EliasBot> [WEAK POINT] Genitals (Only if 12 is scored, otherwise hit torso) [19:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [19:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [19:49] <~Hebizuka> *Pellets that hit: 6. The citizen is blown off his chair, crashing on the floor while whimpering in pain and gripping his pistol helplessly, agonizing. He is not dead, but not far.* [19:50] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [19:50] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [19:51] * Selis grumbles and stands up, drawing the Medieval Warhammer and putting it on the floor taking a golf swing with the large weapon at Citz3's genitals. [19:51] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [19:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [19:51] <~Hebizuka> *SWOOSH* [19:52] <~Hebizuka> *You nearly lose control of your warhammer. You could've hurt yourself, there!* [19:52] <~Hebizuka> *Citizens' turn...* [19:52] <Selis> "I need to work on my swing..." [19:52] <~Hebizuka> *Citizen #1 thinks that your warhammer swing was an insult, somehow. He draws a knife too, but a bit awkwardly...* [19:52] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen #1: You... frikin' crazy bitch! [19:53] <~SU_Tempest> *The citizen attempts attacking you knife in hand, but ... it turns into a punch.* [19:53] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [19:53] <EliasBot> [EXTREMITY] Left foot [19:53] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [19:53] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [19:53] <~Hebizuka> *The fist goes DOWN.* [19:53] <~Hebizuka> *And it doesn't even manage to hit your foot.* [19:53] <~Hebizuka> *The citizen embarrassingly and pathetically crashes on the floor.* [19:53] <~Hebizuka> *Bartender's turn...* [19:54] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: YOU DON'T FUCKIN' LAY A HAND ON MY BOUNCER, YOU PIECE OF ASS MUNCH. [19:54] <~SU_Tempest> *He points his shotgun at #1, and fires two shells in rapid succession.* [19:54] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [19:54] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right elbow [19:54] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [19:54] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 5 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [19:54] <~Hebizuka> *Pellets that hit: 10.* [19:55] <~Hebizuka> *The citizen blacks out.* [19:56] <~Hebizuka> *#1 passed out.* [19:56] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2!* [19:56] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [19:56] * Selis tries to perform the golf swing on Citz1 in retaliation for the attempted punch, grope and flirting. [19:57] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [19:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [19:57] <~Hebizuka> *You destroy the citizen's crotch, forever ending his life in shame and embarrassment.* [19:58] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Medieval Warhammer] Maze Citizen #1 [19:58] <~Hebizuka> Tag: (T) [19:58] <~Hebizuka> *Citizens' turn...* [19:59] <~SU_Tempest> *Citizen #2 turns around, watching you and the barkeep with shotguns.* [19:59] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: Uhh [19:59] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: *Turns around and attempts stabbing #3.* [19:59] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [19:59] <EliasBot> [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [19:59] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [19:59] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [20:00] <~Hebizuka> *And he pathetically fails to even hit someone lying on the floor.* [20:00] <~Hebizuka> *Barkeep's turn...* [20:00] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: NO KNIFE MANIACS IN MY BAR [20:00] <~SU_Tempest> *The barkeep fires once at #2.* [20:00] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [20:00] <EliasBot> [HEAD] Face (Torso if firearm, unless 12 is scored.) [20:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [20:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [20:01] <~Hebizuka> *Pellets that hit: 4. The barkeep forces the second citizen on the floor with a shotgun blast.* [20:01] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3.* [20:02] <~Hebizuka> *You're feeling hungry, your stomach growls.* [20:02] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [20:02] * Selis shoots Citz2 with one slug from the AA-12. [20:02] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [20:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [20:02] <~Hebizuka> *You miss your target.* [20:02] <~Hebizuka> *Citizen's turn...* [20:03] <~Hebizuka> *#3 wakes up from concussion, and points his pistol at #2, firing twice.* [20:03] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:03] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [20:03] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [20:03] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [20:04] <~Hebizuka> Maze Citizen #3 [M1911A1] Maze Citizen #2 [20:04] <~Hebizuka> *Barkeep's turn...* [20:04] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Had fun yet, fucker? [20:04] <~SU_Tempest> *He points his shotgun at the last survivor, and blasts once more.* [20:04] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [20:04] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right leg [20:04] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [20:04] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [20:05] <~Hebizuka> *Pellets that hit: 4. The Maze Citizen passes out in pain, unable to resist anymore.* [20:05] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight - no more able opponents. (4 turns)* [20:06] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Make sure he's not breathing anymore. [20:06] * Selis super shorty's the survivor. [20:06] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [20:06] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [20:07] <~Hebizuka> Selis [Super-Shorty] Maze Citizen #3 [20:07] <Selis> "Those guys were...idiots" [20:07] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Drunkards. [20:08] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Anyway, you did a good job. If you wanna loot those idiots, go ahead. Your pay is on the counter. [20:08] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 450 P$ [20:09] <~Hebizuka> *There are a few items on the dead bodies.* [20:09] * Selis checks the items [20:10] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: KA-BAR knife - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 3 [20:10] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Kizlyar DV-2 knife - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 3 [20:10] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt M1911A1 pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | M1911A1 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [Ammo: 3+1/7] [20:11] * Selis swaps the Flanged Mace for the KA-BAR, removes the ammunition form the Storm and swaps it for the 1911 [20:11] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .40 S&W, 11 rounds [20:11] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 21* [20:12] <~Hebizuka> *Class 3 weapons swapped* [20:14] <~Hebizuka> *Swapped spare Class 5 Short weapons.* [20:14] <~Hebizuka> 24.15/35 [20:15] * Selis takes her payment as well. [20:16] <~Hebizuka> *Total money: 639 P$.* [20:17] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Thanks there. You did a good job. [20:17] <~Hebizuka> *You're teleported back to the hiring bureau.* [20:17] <Selis> "Drunks are the worst..." [20:17] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Welcome back. The job went well? [20:18] <Selis> "It was okay, no trouble really" [20:18] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Great. And I just got a message telling me that indeed it went well. Keep working your way up, you're making a reputation for yourself. [20:18] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete [20:18] <Selis> !mrooms3 [20:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 1145 - Front door: 2894 - Right door: 1506 - Roomstyle: 190 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [20:19] * Selis heads through the right [20:19] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a pantry. A yousei servant is sweeping the floor with a broom, seemingly bored. There are two food items on the shelves.* [20:20] * Selis shoots the Yousei in the head with 1 slug from the AA-12 [20:20] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [20:20] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [20:20] <~Hebizuka> *BLAMMO. But the slug grazes the yousei's face, crashing in the wall behind.* [20:21] <~Hebizuka> *The yousei servant screams in fear.* [20:21] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: HEEEELP! [20:21] <~Hebizuka> *The yousei panics!* [20:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Temerity [20:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 94 ] [ Total Score: 94 ] [20:22] <~Hebizuka> *The yousei throws himself into flaming anger from the aggression, and attempts thwacking you away with a broom.* [20:22] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:22] <EliasBot> [WEAK POINT] Genitals (Only if 12 is scored, otherwise hit torso) [20:22] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [20:22] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [20:22] <~Hebizuka> *Swoosh* [20:22] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [20:22] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [20:22] * Selis shoots the yousei again this time twice in the chest with the AA-12. [20:22] <Selis> !mdice 2 6 [20:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Selis ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [20:23] <~Hebizuka> *The yousei is decimated by the double slug onslaught in the chest.* [20:23] <~Hebizuka> Selis [AA-12] Yousei Servant [20:23] * Selis goes and checks the food. [20:23] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Bacon slice. 3d3 [20:23] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Salmon. 1d9 [20:24] * Selis eats them both. [20:25] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 3 [20:25] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [20:25] <~SU_Tempest> *Crappy bacon.* [20:25] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 9 [20:25] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 9 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [20:25] <~SU_Tempest> *Shitty salmon.* [20:25] <~Hebizuka> *You're still hungry.* [20:25] * Selis eats the shrimps and salmon. [20:25] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 3 (2x shrimp food items) [20:25] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [20:25] <~SU_Tempest> *TASTIEST SHRIMPS IN THE WORLD* [20:26] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 9 [20:26] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 9 ] [ Rolls: 7 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [20:26] <~SU_Tempest> *That was some good salmon.* [20:26] <~Hebizuka> *Your hunger has been calmed down somewhat.* [20:26] <Selis> "I am contented" [20:26] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [20:29] <~Hebizuka> 49 rooms, 27 kills, 0 SEs, 2 missions, 0 Amulets, 639 P$, 0 Runs [20:30] <~Hebizuka> Progress [20:30] <~Hebizuka> +26 rooms, +18 kills, +1 mission, +327 P$ [20:30] <~Hebizuka> Score [20:31] <~Hebizuka> 129 points [+75] [20:31] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards [20:31] <~Hebizuka> 26th [+12] [20:31] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats [20:32] <~Hebizuka> Shots 41/59 (69%) [20:32] <~Hebizuka> Melee 4/5 (80%) [20:32] <~Hebizuka> Special 3/3 (100%) [20:32] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL today: 48/67 (72%) [20:32] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats [20:33] <~Hebizuka> Shots 59/83 (71%) [20:33] <~Hebizuka> Melee 8/9 (89%) [20:33] <~Hebizuka> Special 5/7 (71%) [20:33] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL 72/99 (Accuracy 73%) [20:33] <~Hebizuka> Checking for new awards [20:34] <~Hebizuka> No new awards today