Log:Game 134 (Meta, no ontology)

[16:15] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. This week is the birthday event week. Do you want to enter the event or resume normal progress? [16:15] <Eris`> >Enter [16:16] <~Hebizuka> *As you are brought towards a special door that leads to the event, you seem to pass through a force field. The HEV Suit warns you that you have been mysteriously fully healed.* [16:17] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger reset to 0%. Potency reset to 100%. Ally's hunger reset to 0%. Ally's pain reset to 0%. [16:18] <Eris`> :O [16:18] <Eris`> :3 [16:18] <~Hebizuka> *You are then brought to a large room, which has several stands and attractions. It looks like some sort of interior casino, in a way... Either way, there are a few places for you to visit and try out. Welcome to the birthday event!* [16:19] <~Hebizuka> >Grand Lottery [16:19] <~Hebizuka> >Customs Workshop [16:19] <~Hebizuka> >Gambling Hall [16:19] <~Hebizuka> >Russian Roulette [16:19] <~Hebizuka> >Youkai Hall [16:19] <~Hebizuka> >Bar & Lounge [16:25] <Eris`> hmmm [16:25] <Eris`> >russian roulette [16:25] <Eris`> :3 [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> *The owner of the Russian Roulette stand is a charismatic aged man, showing around a brightly polished revolver.* [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> Man: WHO WANTS TO TRY THE RRRRRRRRRUSSIAN RRRROULETTE? Prizes to win! [21:05] <Eris`> o.o i suppose I could try it.. It wont kill me will it? >.> [21:05] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Oh no! Look. Blank firing rounds. [21:06] <~SU_Tempest> Man: This is why this game is free to try, as many times as you wish, until you choose to quit with winnings. Do you need me to explain the rules? [21:06] <Eris`> mm would be nice, yes [21:07] <~SU_Tempest> Man: It's pretty simple. The first round, I load one round, spin the chamber, and hand you the gun. Then you pull the trigger. If it goes bang, you lose, but you can retry! If it goes click, you can advance to the next round; where I load 2 rounds. Rinse and repeat, until you either quit, or win through all 5 rounds! [21:07] <Eris`> intresting [21:07] <Eris`> lets do this [21:09] <~SU_Tempest> (Roll a 1d6 to begin. If the score is equal or lower than the round number, you lose.) [21:09] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 1!* [21:09] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [21:10] <~Hebizuka> *Bang!* [21:10] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Well, good thing you can retry. Hey, don't feel so bad. At least you chased away the bad luck! [21:10] <Eris`> ... i blame my good luck recently.. must have ran out haha [21:10] <Eris`> guess ill try again then [21:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: It NEVER runs out D: [21:10] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [21:11] <~Hebizuka> *Click!* [21:11] <Eris`> :3 [21:11] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 1 survived. Advance or step down?* [21:11] * Eris` goes on [21:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 2! Roll a 1d6 now.* [21:12] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [21:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [21:12] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Good job... Moving on or stepping down? [21:13] <Eris`> might as well move on [21:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 3!* [21:13] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [21:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [21:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yesssss! [21:14] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 3 survived!* [21:14] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Now starts the hard part. Step up, or step down. [21:14] <Eris`> hmm [21:15] <Eris`> sure ill keep going [21:15] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 4!* [21:15] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [21:15] <~SU_Tempest> *Bang!* [21:15] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Ouchhhh... [21:16] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Too bad. But you may restart if you so wish. [21:16] <Eris`> sure why not [21:16] * Eris` plots [21:16] <~SU_Tempest> *Back to Round 1!* [21:16] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [21:16] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [21:17] <Eris`> >continue [21:17] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 2.* [21:17] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [21:17] <Eris`> fuck [21:17] <~SU_Tempest> *Bang* [21:17] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Aw man. [21:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: COME ON ERIS GET A GRIP D: [21:18] <Eris`> =w= [21:18] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [21:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [21:18] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [21:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [21:18] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [21:18] <~SU_Tempest> *BANG!* [21:18] <Eris`> (GDI) [21:19] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [21:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Click!* [21:19] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [21:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Click! [21:19] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [21:19] <~SU_Tempest> *BANG!* [21:19] <Eris`> (dgshdfsagh) [21:19] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [21:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Click! [21:19] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [21:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Click! [21:19] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [21:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Click! [21:19] <Eris`> !mdice 1 6 [21:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [21:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Click! [21:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Round 4 survived!* [21:19] * Eris` fucking stops [21:20] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Yer stopping now? You did good, my friend! 4 rounds survived! [21:21] <~SU_Tempest> Man: So, your prize is, a free weapon; any you want, so long as it is in the Mazes, with any accessories of your choice, if applicable. You also win 4 random valuables which I'll show you after you made your choice. [21:25] <Eris`> i heard about this one legendary explosive, called the Cardinal Nuke. can i get that? :D [21:26] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Certainly. [21:26] <Eris`> huzzah! [21:27] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - Cardinal Nuke. A highly powerful time bomb. Set it, wait the next opponent's turn, and watch it blow up. [21:28] * Eris` stores :3 [21:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: O.O [21:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...What EXACTLY is that THING? [21:30] <Eris`> the most powerful explosive ive ever heard of [21:30] <~Hebizuka> *The Cardinal Nuke's weight is 5 units.* [21:30] <~Hebizuka> 103.83/120 [21:32] <Eris`> what should we do next [21:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm following you, Eris! As long as we get RICH!: [21:33] <Eris`> .. [21:33] <Eris`> so you mean if i was suddenly poor you'd leave me? ;; [21:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: No, I'd kick your butt until we became rich again. [21:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: <<; [21:34] <Eris`> >>; [21:34] <~Hebizuka> *You also won the following:* [21:34] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Spinel - Value 50-150 P$ (1d101 +49) [21:34] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Blue gem - Tanzanite - Value 65-185 P$ (1d121 +64) [21:34] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Yellow gem - Heliodor - Value 60-175 P$ (1d116 +59) [21:34] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Clear gem - Diamond - Value 350-2000 P$ (1d1651 +349) [21:35] <Eris`> hmm [21:35] <Eris`> not bad [21:35] * Eris` stores them [21:39] <~Hebizuka> 107.83/120 [21:39] <Eris`> lets go to the bar first~ [21:41] <~SU_Tempest> *There are many fellows at the counter and the tables around. The bartender is a kappa.* [21:43] * Eris` glances around at everyone there [21:43] <~SU_Tempest> *Aside from the kappa bartender, there's a scientist, two Soldiers, another kappa, a kitsune, an oni, two engineers, a dwarf, a telepath, a medic, a nurse, and a shrine maiden.* [21:44] * Eris` eyes the shrine maiden >w> [21:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun notices. You eye the shrine maiden that's at the other end of the counter, idly sipping a cocktail while looking in the distance.* [21:44] <~SU_Tempest> *She seems tipsy.* [21:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: HEY. [21:45] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun hard pokes your side;despite the HEV stops that completely.* [21:45] <Eris`> what [21:45] <Eris`> :3 [21:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: If you want a miko, I'm right here. [21:45] <Eris`> i know~ [21:46] <Eris`> she just caught my eye for a minute [21:46] * Eris` pets [21:46] * Eris` approches the kappa [21:46] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Hey, what's up. [21:47] <Eris`> uhh do you buy things? [21:48] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Depends what, buddy. But if yer thinking about selling your winnings, yeah I can do that. Whatchu got? [21:55] * Eris` puts up the previously won items [21:56] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 101 +49 Spinel [21:56] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 101 ] [ Rolls: 60 ] [ Total Score: 60 ] [21:56] <~SU_Tempest> *You sold a spinel for 109 P$.* [21:56] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 121 +64 [21:56] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 121 ] [ Rolls: 63 ] [ Total Score: 63 ] [21:57] <~SU_Tempest> *You sold a tanzanite for 127 P$.* [21:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 116 +59 Heliodor [21:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 116 ] [ Rolls: 21 ] [ Total Score: 21 ] [21:57] <~SU_Tempest> *You sold a heliodor for 80 P$.* [21:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 1651 +349 [21:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 1651 ] [ Rolls: 669 ] [ Total Score: 669 ] [21:58] <~SU_Tempest> *You sold a diamond for 1018 P$.* [22:00] <~SU_Tempest> *You've sold four valuables for 1334 P$.* [22:00] <Eris`> can i have that in cash =w= [22:00] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: I thought you'd never ask. Here's your cash, man. [22:01] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 1334 P$ [22:01] * Eris` stores [22:01] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 1370 P$.* [22:04] <Eris`> yay we now have spendable cash to do other things [22:04] <Eris`> :3 [22:04] * Eris` leaves the bar [22:08] <Eris`> >gambling hall [22:08] <~SU_Tempest> *You enter the gambling hall. It looks like a miniature casino!* [22:09] <~SU_Tempest> >Black Jack [22:09] <~SU_Tempest> >Higher or Lower [22:09] <~SU_Tempest> >Double or Nothing [22:13] <Eris`> hmm [22:13] <Eris`> boring [22:13] * Eris` goes to youkai hall instead [22:14] <~SU_Tempest> >Kitsune Gambling [22:14] <~SU_Tempest> >Tengu Challenge [22:14] <~SU_Tempest> >Mountain Climb [22:14] <~SU_Tempest> >Oni Drinking Game [22:17] <Eris`> >tengu challenge [22:17] <~SU_Tempest> *A depressed-looking tengu is holding the stand.* [22:17] <Eris`> why so down? [22:17] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: ...welcome to... the tengue challnge stand... i guess [22:17] <Eris`> o.o [22:17] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: ...been losing more than 20 times in a row... humiliated. [22:18] <Eris`> .. [22:18] * Eris` doesnt have the heart to play [22:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...What's wrong, Eris? [22:19] <Eris`> i i dont want to contribute to his depression D: [22:19] <~SU_Tempest> *The depressed tengu leaves the stand.* [22:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Another quickly comes to replace him; a younger, brighter-looking one.* [22:19] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Hi! Don't mind my colleague, he's a goner anyway. Welcome to the Tengu Chall-- [22:19] <~SU_Tempest> *BANG interrupts the sentence.* [22:20] <Eris`> ... [22:20] <Eris`> ;-; [22:20] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: ...enge. Don't worry about that. [22:20] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu2: FUCK [22:20] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Excuse me for a second. *Turns* HEY, SATORU. SERIOUSLY STOP IT WITH THE BALLOONS. [22:20] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu2: Sorry... only thing that cheers me up now... [22:21] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: GO DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE. [22:21] <Eris`> ..... [22:21] <Eris`> i hate you guys so much [22:21] <Eris`> XD [22:21] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Sorry about that. SO. I assume you came here to challenge me to my super difficult riddles? [22:21] <Eris`> indeed i did :3 [22:22] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Gud! It's 100 P$ per entry. If you win, you get 3 valuables. Lose, and... you get the right to pay for another try! [22:22] <Eris`> .. [22:23] <Eris`> so how many valuables do you have exactly? :D [22:24] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Ummm. A lot. [22:24] * Eris` puts up 100 [22:24] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: But if you're trying to go and ask me too many questions, I'll just stop you before we do too much. [22:24] <Eris`> oh :< [22:26] <Eris`> well lets just go 1 at a time :3 [22:49] <~BRB_Temp> Tengu: All right, let's do this. [22:51] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Pointy fangs I bear, I sit in wait. With piercing force, I dole out fate. Over my bloodless victim, I proclaim my might, eternally joining in a single bite. Who am I, [22:51] <Eris`> a vampire? [22:51] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: No! 2 guesses left. [22:53] <Eris`> .. [22:53] <Eris`> ah bloodless [22:53] <Eris`> stapler [22:53] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Correct! [22:54] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Do you want to try another one or should I give you your winnings? [22:54] * Eris` puts up 100 more [22:54] <~Hebizuka> *1170 P$ remaining.* [22:56] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didnt know which one he should give it to. So to test them out, he gave to each of them a few coins, and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their bedroom. The first son bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought sticks, but there weren't enough either. [22:56] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: But the third bought two things, and they filled the room, thus getting his father's fortune. What were those two things? [22:58] <Eris`> ah [22:58] <Eris`> ive heard this one before [22:58] <Eris`> match and candle, he filled the room with light :P [22:59] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Correct! You're pretty good. [23:00] * Eris` puts up 100 more [23:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I seriously hope we're getting back our bet at least... [23:01] <~Hebizuka> *1070 P$ carried remaining.* [23:01] <Eris`> chances are pretty high [23:01] <Eris`> and even if not im playing with winnings so no matter what we gain [23:03] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: All right, I better find something good. [23:08] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: All right. A Guard once arrested a perpetrator. When he was brought to the Chief, the Chief told him: "Give me a statement. If it's true, i'll sentence you to 40 turns in prison. If it's false, you're getting 60." When the perpetrator made his statement, the Chief was so stumped, he decided to let him free. What did the perp say? [23:12] <Eris`> This statement is false [23:14] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Is this your answer? [23:16] <Eris`> yes [23:17] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Please tell me why, to complete your answer. [23:18] <Eris`> because it forms a paradox where it becomes neither true or false because to be one would make it become the other, for it to be true it would have to be false, for it to be false it would have to be true [23:19] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: ...Actually. You are amazing. Because this was not the answer I was looking for. [23:19] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: But. Your answer is also true. [23:19] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: While I go consider buying cyanide for personal use, I'll give you double bonus for completely mindfucking me [23:20] <Eris`> though [23:20] <Eris`> what was the answer you were looking for [23:22] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: In my original riddle, the perpetrator told the Chief this statement: "You will sentence me to 60 turns in prison." If it was true, he would have to make it 40, but then it would be false, which would make it true again. Rather than be mindfucked like I am right now, the Chief said "Fuck it, you're too intelligent. You're free." [23:22] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: And right now, that's exactly what I want to tell you. =3= [23:23] <Eris`> oh so same answer but in different words [23:23] <Eris`> i see [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: That still counts [23:27] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Anyway. You wanna get another round? That'll be my last one cause you absolutely fucked me up. [23:27] * Eris` puts up 100 more [23:27] <Eris`> sure yeah [23:28] <~Hebizuka> *970 P$ left carried.* [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: *Brings up an M4A1 assault rifle from under the stand.* [23:29] <Eris`> .. oh wow [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: *The tengu removes the magazine from the M4. You notice the magazine is empty.* [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: See this mag? [23:29] <Eris`> yes [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: How many rounds can you put into this empty magazine? [23:30] <Eris`> well the problem falls in that there are multiple capacitiy mags for the M4 and i cant be sure which one it is [23:31] <~SU_Tempest> *The magazine is the usual STANAG 30-round mag that goes standard.* [23:31] <Eris`> 30? [23:31] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: No~. [23:31] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: I know why you'd say that first. But, no. :3 [23:31] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Two more guesses~ [23:38] <Eris`> .. [23:38] * Eris` face palms [23:38] <Eris`> 1 round [23:38] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: CORRECT! [23:38] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Did you figure out why? [23:38] <Eris`> after you put 1 round it kinda stops being empty [23:38] <Eris`> :3c [23:39] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Absolutely! [23:39] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Well then, you win. [23:40] <Eris`> yay [23:42] <Eris`> too bad i cant do another [23:42] <Eris`> :< [23:43] <~Hebizuka> =WINNINGS= [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Worthless brass - Value 2-5 P$ (1d4 +1) [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Purple gem - Worthless glass - Value 2-7 P$ (1d6 +1) [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] White gem - Big pearl - Value 50-300 P$ (1d251 +49) [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Brown gem - Tiger's Eye - Value 15-30 P$ (1d16 +14) [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Sky blue gem - Worthless glass - Value 2-5 P$ (1d4 +1) [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 179 P$ [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Small gold bar - Value 1000-5000 P$ (1d4001 +999) [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 1644 P$ [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Golden 4.2mm APHE bullet - Value 150-550 P$ (1d401 +149) [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Spinel - Value 50-150 P$ (1d101 +49) [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 84 P$ [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Ruby - Value 200-850 P$ (1d651 +199) [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold bracelet - Value 500-4500 P$ (1d4001 +499) [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 129 P$ [23:45] * Eris` grins [23:45] * Eris` spares it all [23:47] <~Hebizuka> *You pocketed 11 items and 2036 P$.* [23:47] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: I heard someone won big! [23:47] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Do you want me to sell off your stuff? [23:47] <Eris`> everything except the bullet please [23:48] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 3006 P$.* [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Sure, buddy. [23:48] * Eris` pockets the APHE bullet [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> *You are now carrying 3 4.2mm aphe bullets.* [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 4 +1 [23:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> You sold worthless brass for 5 P$ [23:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 +1 [23:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [23:49] <~SU_Tempest> You sold purple glass for 6 P$ [23:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 251 +49 [23:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 251 ] [ Rolls: 171 ] [ Total Score: 171 ] [23:49] <~SU_Tempest> You sold a big pearl for 220 P$ [23:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 16 +14 [23:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 16 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [23:49] <~SU_Tempest> You sold a Tiger's Eye for 17 P$ [23:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 4 +1 [23:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [23:49] <~SU_Tempest> You sold sky blue glass for 4 P$ [23:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 4001 +999 [23:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 4001 ] [ Rolls: 2998 ] [ Total Score: 2998 ] [23:50] <~SU_Tempest> You sold a small gold bar for 3997 P$ [23:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 101 +49 [23:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 101 ] [ Rolls: 43 ] [ Total Score: 43 ] [23:50] <~SU_Tempest> You sold a spinel for 92 P$ [23:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 651 +199 [23:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 651 ] [ Rolls: 356 ] [ Total Score: 356 ] [23:50] <~SU_Tempest> You sold a ruby for 555 P$ [23:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 121 +64 [23:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 121 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [23:51] <~SU_Tempest> You sold a tanzanite for 68 P$ [23:51] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 4001 +499 [23:51] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 4001 ] [ Rolls: 495 ] [ Total Score: 495 ] [23:51] <~SU_Tempest> You sold a gold bracelet for 994 P$ [23:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Total money obtained from sales: 5958 P$* [23:52] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: I can give it in cash, or transfer it to credit. [23:52] * Eris` hands him 1006 P$ [23:52] <Eris`> put this all in credit please [23:52] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: So... That makes 6964 P$ of credit. [23:53] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Which shops do you want me to send that money to? [23:53] <Eris`> gunshop please [23:53] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: All of it? [23:54] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Well, your choice, man. [23:54] <~SU_Tempest> *The kappa bartender pockets your money, and sends a bank transfer request on his laptop... but makes a face of horror upon seeing the state of your account.* [23:54] * Eris` grins [23:55] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Your uh... Your total amount of money in credit in gun shops is now 48514 P$... my goodness. [23:55] <~Hebizuka> *Total practical wealth: 51192 P$* [23:57] <Eris`> ~ [23:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: RICH, WE'RE RICH \O/ [23:57] * Eris` goes on to the drinking game [23:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'M THE MOST POWERFUL SHRINE MAIDEN OF THE UNIVEEEEEEERSE [23:57] <Eris`> lets get richer [23:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...$_$ [23:58] <~SU_Tempest> *Ka-ching!* [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> *You walk to the Oni's stand.* [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> *All you see is a small, scrawny oni.* [00:03] <Eris`> so i hear you can drink.. [00:04] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Ain't me. [00:04] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: I'm waiting for my dumbass big bro to come. [00:04] <Eris`> oh [00:04] * Eris` waits patiently [00:04] <~SU_Tempest> *You hear a loud "HUURRGLL" from the back of the room.* [00:04] <Eris`> .. [00:04] <Eris`> whut [00:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Coming out of what seems to be toilets, a big, tall, stocky oni appears.* [00:05] <~SU_Tempest> *He looks fine, though he's walking in a strange way.* [00:05] <Eris`> .. [00:05] <~SU_Tempest> *The scrawny one leaves.* [00:05] * Eris` winces [00:05] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Oh, hi! Are you here for the drinking game? [00:05] <Eris`> ah yes.. [00:06] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Well then. I could use some more of a drink. [00:06] <~SU_Tempest> *The scrawny one yells.* [00:06] <~SU_Tempest> Oni2: IT'S THE LAST TIME YOU'RE DOING THIS EVENT, YOU FAT FUCK. [00:06] <~SU_Tempest> Oni2: YOU MISSED THE TOILETS AGAIN [00:06] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: ...hehe. Kids these days. [00:06] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: *ahem* [00:08] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: So! Rules are simple. You pay 250 for an entry, then we play a questions game. If you get my question right, I drink a shot of my super special Boomshine. If you get it wrong, you drink. First one to pass out (or hurl) loses. If it's me, you get my gold bar! If it's you, you get the fuck out. That sounds good? :3 [00:09] * Eris` looks at the boomshine [00:09] <Eris`> looks kinda week though [00:09] <Eris`> but sure why not [00:12] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: GOOD! (Please let me win. My little bro hates me.) [00:13] <Eris`> alrighty then [00:14] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: First question. [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: The RPG-7 fires 85mm PG-7V rockets. Upon exploding, does it produce fragments? [00:17] <Eris`> no [00:18] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Das correct. [00:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [00:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [00:18] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Next ... [00:19] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: When using a 5.56x45mm NATO weapon, how many points of score will you lose on the last shot if you fire 21 times? [00:23] <Eris`> 1 for bullets 6-10 2 for 11-15 3 for 16-20 4 for 21 [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: I'm afraid that's false. [00:24] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: It's 5. 1-4: X / 5-8: X-1 / 9-12: X-2 / 13-16: X-3 / 17-20: X-4 / 21: X-5 [00:25] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Now you drink! [00:25] <Eris`> blah [00:25] <Eris`> !mdice 3 6 [00:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [00:26] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Aight, next. [00:27] <Eris`> weak sauce.. [00:27] <Eris`> nothing like my brandy back home [00:28] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Using a shotgun, you fire 6 shells of 12 gauge flechette. You score 11 with the dice. Assuming no accuracy modifiers, how many flechette will hit the target? [00:32] <Eris`> 18 [00:32] <Eris`> wait [00:32] <Eris`> you said 6 shells [00:33] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: I did yes. [00:33] <Eris`> 108 [00:35] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Absolutely! [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [00:36] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [00:37] <Eris`> next up? [00:37] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Hmmmmm [00:39] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Manticores have three attacks; a bite, a claw, and a spike. What's the particularity of the spike attack? [00:53] <Eris`> poison? [00:53] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: YEP. [00:53] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [00:53] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Not counting Daron Bryant nor the Kitsune chef, how many types of chefs exist? [00:56] <Eris`> 5 [00:56] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: WRONG. It's 7. [00:56] <Eris`> !mdice 3 6 [00:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [00:57] <Eris`> bah still weak [00:57] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Inebriation 26%. [00:57] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: So. For the next one, this is a double dip question. The loser drinks TWICE. [00:59] <Eris`> mm fine [00:59] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: When a vampire bat attacks you, if it manages to do a vampiric bite on you, how many units of blood will you lose? 1, 2, 3 or 4? [01:00] <Eris`> 2 [01:00] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: CORRECT [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 6 6 [01:01] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 5 1 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 17 ] [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> *The oni is now visibly drunk.* [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Pestilence has three attacks. A tentacle strike, a scalpel, and a needle gun. What are their respective damage types? [01:05] <Eris`> blunt sharp and piercing [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Yes! [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [01:05] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 5 ] [ Total Score: 13 ] [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Woaaah. Blurry vision. [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: All right, i'll try to find a hard one for you... [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Kappa have a special technique, which is capable of causing 70% SPECIAL. What is that technique about? [01:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh oh oh oh I know [01:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: it's fucking GROSS, that's what [01:08] <Eris`> o.o [01:08] <Eris`> .. [01:08] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: No helping your friend, lady! [01:08] * Eris` pfffffft [01:08] <Eris`> ripping out the [01:08] <Eris`> uhh forgive me if i say it wrong [01:08] <Eris`> shirikodama? [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: 100% correct! [01:09] <Eris`> definately involves anal fisting [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GROSS. [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *pulls tongue in disgust.* [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Mr Oni, you're fucking disgusting. [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: *chuckle* [01:09] * Eris` laughing [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [01:09] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: woah wooooh [01:09] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: woo~. fuq! [01:10] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Missile Launcher drones fire small missiles. What's the base damage of those? [01:11] <Eris`> mmm against what type of armor [01:11] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Base damage, so vs naked. [01:11] <Eris`> 150 [01:14] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: how did you guess [01:14] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: that's correct [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [01:15] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Okay, here's a real difficult question. [01:16] <Eris`> ok [01:18] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Medieval knights pacify certain types of creatures, turning them neutral instead of hostile. Which ones? (There are two.) [01:20] <Eris`> i have no idea [01:20] <Eris`> you win this one [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Drink up, buddy. It was dragons and equines. [01:21] <Eris`> .. [01:21] * Eris` face palms [01:21] <Eris`> !mdice 3 6 [01:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 13 ] [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Inebriation: 39% [01:22] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: When destroyed, what does a gold golem drop, and how much exactly? [01:25] <Eris`> 500 P$ [01:25] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: Yep! [01:25] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [01:25] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 13 ] [01:25] <~SU_Tempest> *The oni is on the brink of passing out.* [01:25] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: w-whoa oao! [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: oh shit i want to pass out like BAD [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: ...i'll let you off with an easy question [01:26] <Eris`> k [01:27] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: For a single shot against Kevlar-2, what will cause more damage: 7.92x57mm Mauser, .300 Winchester Magnum, or a 12 gauge slug? [01:28] <Eris`> winchester [01:28] <~SU_Tempest> Oni: CORRECT [01:28] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [01:28] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 4 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [01:29] <~SU_Tempest> *The oni drinks... and promptly passes out.* [01:29] * Eris` grabs the gold bar [01:29] <Eris`> yoink.. [01:29] <Eris`> lets go sell this [01:29] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Big gold bar - Value 2000-8000 P$ (1d6001 +1999) [01:30] * Eris` takes it to sell to the kappa [01:30] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: So you beat the oni? [01:30] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: Wanna sell his huge chunkagold I guess? [01:31] <Eris`> yup [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6001 +1999 [01:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6001 ] [ Rolls: 4422 ] [ Total Score: 4422 ] [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> You've sold a big gold bar for 6421 P$. [01:32] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: I'm assuming you want this transferred to credit? [01:32] <Eris`> yup [01:32] <Eris`> can you transfer that to lance's place? [01:32] <~SU_Tempest> KTender: The bionics workshop? Sure. [01:33] <~SU_Tempest> *Bionics workshop credit: 6421 P$* [01:33] <~SU_Tempest> *Total wealth: 57613 P$* [01:35] <~SU_Tempest> *You left the event.* [01:35] <~SU_Tempest> Checkout [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> 407 rooms, 99 kills, 2 SEs, 10 missions, 2 Amulets, 57613 P$, 0 Runs [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> Progress: [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> +15349 P$ [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> Score [01:37] <~SU_Tempest> 1321 points [+153] [01:38] <~SU_Tempest> Leaderboards [01:38] <~SU_Tempest> 3rd [+1] [01:38] <~SU_Tempest> Checking for new awards... [01:39] <~SU_Tempest> 1 new award! [01:39] <~SU_Tempest> Economic Merit Medal - 1 Star (For reaching 50 000 P$ total wealth.) [01:39] <~SU_Tempest> Completionist conduct: All special events completed!