Log:Game 135 (Meta, no ontology)

[22:49] <~Hebizuka> *You are dead. Your life was probably complex and full of events of various kinds, but one thing is sure, you don't remember well what happened. As you watch your body and float upwards, you believe you will make it to the Other world. However, instead of going ahead to the next part of your afterlife, your soul was intercepted… * [22:49] <~Hebizuka> *After what seemed like a long dream, you wake up, in a new body similar from the one you had before you died - you seem to be feeling perfectly fine: no wounds, no illnesses, this new body feels spotless and perfect. Except that where you are isn't Hell, nor Heaven, and this isn't even a new life. You feel that you simply woke up from a bad dream. In short… You feel the same as ever.* [22:49] <~Hebizuka> *You stand up and notice that you are as naked as in the first day. Looking around you, you notice you're in a square room, with bland, gray walls made of what looks like concrete. No windows, and some kind of door ahead of you. Above you, white, fluorescent light. And hanging from the ceiling, in the corner, some sort of loudspeaker. * (You're now in control.) [22:50] * Cirnya inspects the door [22:51] <~Hebizuka> *The door is currently locked.* [22:51] <Cirnya> Hmm. [22:51] <~SU_Tempest> *You hear a loudspeaker creak above you.* [22:51] <~SU_Tempest> Aha. Our newcomer woke up, it seems. [22:51] <Cirnya> Hi? [22:52] <~SU_Tempest> Hello, new contestant. Welcome to this place ,which we call Mazeworld. You must be probably wondering why you're here, right? [22:52] <Cirnya> Mm [22:52] <Cirnya> Not really. [22:53] * Cirnya streeetch. [22:54] <~SU_Tempest> Well, either way, I will explain. Your soul was judged... uhh. Worthy enough to be saved from your past life. We've essentially given you a chance for reincarnation. However... This won't be simple. In order to obtain the right to return home, you have to find your way out of those mazes. [22:54] <~SU_Tempest> And preferably in a good enough shape. Look at this body of yours; you will leave this world in it, dead or alive. Understood? [22:54] <Cirnya> Yes. [22:56] <~SU_Tempest> Aight. Oh, where are my manners... I am Sergey Mikoyan, better known as one of the Game Masters. Just call me that, or just GM if you wish. I, and two colleagues who are also GMs, monitor this realm and keep an eye on people such as you. You are a contestant, and your objective is to find the Cardinal Amulets. There are 4 of these, and it's up to you to find them. [22:56] <~SU_Tempest> Only when you have all four, you may be granted the right to leave the mazes. Any questions? [22:56] <Cirnya> Nope! [22:57] <~Hebizuka> Hello. I am Hebizuka Jinkou, another of the GMs. Before we let you go on your merry way, I have to put you through a personality test. At the end of it, you will get some equipment. [22:57] <~Hebizuka> Ready? [22:57] <Cirnya> okay! [22:58] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [22:58] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo [22:58] <~Hebizuka> B) Simo Hayha [22:58] <~Hebizuka> C) Dirty Harry [22:58] <~Hebizuka> D) Agent 47 [22:58] <~Hebizuka> E) Solid Snake [22:58] <~Hebizuka> F) Yuuka Kazami [22:58] <~Hebizuka> G) Chuck Norris [22:58] <~Hebizuka> H) Crazy Ivan [22:58] <Cirnya> Yuuka! [23:00] <~Hebizuka> All right. Give me a moment.. [23:01] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [23:01] <~Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [23:01] <~Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [23:01] <~Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [23:01] <~Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [23:01] <~Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [23:01] <~Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [23:01] <Cirnya> Hot springs sound nice =w= [23:02] <Cirnya> So I pick that one. [23:03] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: Justin Bieber's fate is in your hands. You… [23:03] <~Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [23:03] <~Hebizuka> B) Hang him [23:03] <~Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [23:03] <~Hebizuka> D) Throw him in the SDM's basement [23:03] <~Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [23:03] <Cirnya> D. [23:04] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [23:04] <~Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [23:04] <~Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [23:04] <~Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [23:04] <~Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [23:04] <~Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [23:04] <~Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [23:04] <~Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [23:04] * Cirnya hmmmmm. [23:05] <Cirnya> A! [23:06] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song/song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be… [23:06] <~Hebizuka> A) Foghat - Slow ride / Good old 1970's driving rock, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [23:06] <~Hebizuka> B) Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix) / Electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [23:06] <~Hebizuka> C) Tesla - Cumin Atcha Live / Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because the highway is your own personal NASCAR track [23:06] <~Hebizuka> D) 2Pac - I don't give a fuck / Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because you gotta stop parking the car up trees, CJ! [23:06] <~Hebizuka> E) The Soviet national anthem / Because you will always remember the motherland [23:06] <~Hebizuka> F) Bob Marley - Satisfy my Soul / Marijuana reggae, because you and Jah don't have to put up with road rage [23:06] <~Hebizuka> G) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [23:06] <~Hebizuka> H) Joe Smooth - Promised Land / Chicago house music, because you believe in world peace and LSD [23:06] * Cirnya has no idea what any of those are! [23:07] <Cirnya> G, I .. guess? [23:08] <~Hebizuka> Question 6: Your favorite fiction hero would be… [23:08] <~Hebizuka> A) Super Ketsuana, the samurai from the future! [23:08] <~Hebizuka> B) Axe Cop, because he'll CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! [23:08] <~Hebizuka> C) Sir Arthur of Male Volante, knight of the octogonal table! [23:08] <~Hebizuka> D) Jack Howitzer, the Vietnam War Hero of the Exploder movies! [23:08] <~Hebizuka> E) The fireman guy from Rescue Heroes! [23:08] <~Hebizuka> F) Yotsuba, the cutest loli in existence! [23:09] <Cirnya> Aaa.. too many questions @_@ [23:09] <~Hebizuka> We're halfway through. [23:09] * Cirnya frowns. [23:09] <Cirnya> I have no idea :( [23:09] * Cirnya just picks one at random. [23:09] <Cirnya> !mdice 1 6 [23:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [23:09] <Cirnya> F it is. [23:09] <~Hebizuka> Just pick the answer closest to what you feel is right [23:12] <~Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [23:12] <~Hebizuka> A) Your wife/husband [23:12] <~Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [23:12] <~Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [23:12] <~Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [23:12] <~Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [23:12] <~Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [23:12] <Cirnya> I'd want someone close to me, so A. [23:13] <~Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [23:13] <~Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [23:13] <~Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [23:13] <~Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [23:13] <~Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [23:13] <~Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [23:13] <~Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [23:14] <Cirnya> E [23:15] <~Hebizuka> Question 9: What's your kind of dream vehicle? [23:15] <~Hebizuka> A) 1996 Dodge Viper GTS in blue and white stripes [23:15] <~Hebizuka> B) 1968 Pontiac GTO with a custom Dixie paintjob [23:15] <~Hebizuka> C) 1965 Ford Transit ice-cream van with 24 different flavors for sale [23:15] <~Hebizuka> D) Sukhoi SU-35 "Flanker" Soviet fighter jet [23:15] <~Hebizuka> E) 1998 Subaru Impreza WRX STi 22B with a custom paintjob [23:15] <~Hebizuka> F) Vietnam War-era M113 APC [23:15] <~Hebizuka> G) The "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier [23:15] <Cirnya> C~ [23:17] <~Hebizuka> Question 10: Your friends refer to you as… [23:17] <~Hebizuka> A) "The Nerd", because of your collection of anime posters and figurines [23:17] <~Hebizuka> B) "Ms. Fix-it", because you repaired all of their cars at least once [23:17] <~Hebizuka> C) "Chief", because you are a natural leader and they know it [23:17] <~Hebizuka> D) "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once [23:17] <~Hebizuka> E) "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all [23:17] <~Hebizuka> F) "Psycho", because they're not gun people and you are [23:17] <~Hebizuka> G) "Animal Mother", because all of their pets befriended you and you have yourself five dogs [23:18] <Cirnya> E, obviously! [23:19] <~Hebizuka> Question 11: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find… [23:19] <~Hebizuka> A) A mint copy of the book "Hit Man" [23:19] <~Hebizuka> B) The complete "The Godfather" trilogy [23:19] <~Hebizuka> C) A lot of food and a note which says "Donated by the Red Cross" [23:19] <~Hebizuka> D) A cosplay of Donatello, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" [23:19] <~Hebizuka> E) A large wad of cash, in notes of 20 dollars [23:19] <~Hebizuka> F) All of the belongings of that famous member of your family who fought during World War II [23:20] <Cirnya> E. [23:20] <~SU_Tempest> Question 12: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [23:20] <~SU_Tempest> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [23:20] <~SU_Tempest> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [23:20] <~SU_Tempest> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [23:20] <~SU_Tempest> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [23:20] <~SU_Tempest> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [23:20] <~SU_Tempest> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [23:38] <Cirnya> B, but more so to be nice :3 [23:38] <~Hebizuka> All right... [23:39] <~Hebizuka> (One extra question which is more meta than anything, but important regardless.) [23:39] <~Hebizuka> Question 13: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [23:39] <~Hebizuka> A) Normal missions. Suited to beginners discovering the game. [23:39] <~Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions. Suited to more seasoned players seeking more difficulty. [23:39] <~Hebizuka> C) Contract missions. Suited to players enjoying freer and less-linear missions. [23:39] <Cirnya> Normal!~ [23:40] <~Hebizuka> All right. Hold on a moment while I send an engineer with your equipment. [23:41] <~SU_Tempest> *As promised, an engineer barges into the room, pushing a cart with a few crates on it.* [23:42] * Cirnya waves at him. [23:42] <Cirnya> Hi! [23:42] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: I have packages for a person named... *Looks up name on an envelope* ...Cirnya. Is this you? [23:42] <Cirnya> Maaaybe. :3 [23:42] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Well. There's also a letter for you. http://pastebin.com/hbzBbnqU [23:42] * Cirnya reads. [23:42] <~Hebizuka> *You notice four crates, which the engineer unloads from his cart.* [23:43] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Aight. My job here is done. [23:43] <~SU_Tempest> *He leaves.* [23:44] * Cirnya opens crates. [23:44] <~Hebizuka> *We will go through the crates in order, one at a time.* [23:44] <~Hebizuka> *You will explicitly tell me what you want to put on or equip, or place in your backpack (the first thing you receive in the first crate, is the backpack, which I consider is automatically taken.)* [23:45] <~Hebizuka> =Clothing crate= [23:45] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] RM22SF LBE - Capacity 35 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) [23:45] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - T-Shirt (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [23:45] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Jeans (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [23:45] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Regular shoes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 [23:45] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Sukumizu (Upper body, Lower body, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [23:46] * Cirnya equips all of them. [23:48] <~Hebizuka> *Clothing equipped. Moving on to the second crate.* [23:48] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons crate= [23:48] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Browning Auto-5 shotgun | 12 gauge - Semi-auto | No accessory | Internal tube, 4 rounds, +1 | Weight: 22 [Ammo: 3+1/4, 4x Slug] [23:48] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, slug, 28 rounds [23:48] <Cirnya> :OO [23:51] * Cirnya equip [23:51] * Cirnya puts the ammo in her backpack. [23:52] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 0.28/6 [23:52] <~Hebizuka> *Moving on to the third crate.* [23:52] <~Hebizuka> *This crate contains consumables.* [23:52] <Cirnya> :O [23:52] <~Hebizuka> =Consumables crate= [23:52] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Bento box. 6d6 - Strength+10% for 7 turns if all 6 portions are eaten in one sitting. [23:52] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Horse meat (basashi). 1d36 [23:52] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of sake. 3d6 - Inebriation +3d6/portion [23:52] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Wasabi roots. 1d5 - Strength+10% for 5 turns [23:52] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - 2x Waffles. 3d8 each [23:52] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Jelly. 1d6 [23:52] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Condom x2 - Negates impregnation received/Halves potency lost [23:52] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Sperm serum - Potency+100%/Impregnation+50% [23:53] <Cirnya> omfg waffles [23:53] * Cirnya takes everything. [23:56] * Cirnya opens up that last crate. [23:57] <~Hebizuka> 10/35 [23:58] <~Hebizuka> =Other items crate= [23:58] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 2x White gem - Big pearl - Value 50-300 P$ (1d251 +49) [23:58] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Arms implant - "Gem Cannon" weaponized crystal charger - See rules for using Gem Cannon. Can only be installed once. [23:58] <Cirnya> .. [23:58] <Cirnya> . [23:58] <Cirnya> wat dat. [23:59] <~Hebizuka> That would be a bionic implant. You can't install it by yourself, you need to find the bionics workshop to have it installed on you. [23:59] <Cirnya> ohh. [00:00] * Cirnya takes that :D :D :D [00:00] * Cirnya all of it. [00:01] <~Hebizuka> 13/35 [00:02] <~Hebizuka> *Suddenly, not one but three doors appear in front of you.* [00:02] <~Hebizuka> *When you're ready to leave, type !mrooms3 and select the door or room number you want to go to.* [00:02] <Cirnya> !mrooms3 [00:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Left door: 4497 - Front door: 1839 - Right door: 2338 - Roomstyle: 2 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [00:02] <Cirnya> oh jeez [00:02] * Cirnya hmm [00:02] <Cirnya> front door! [00:03] <~Hebizuka> *Welcome to MzW, Cirnya...* [00:04] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a scratched room. There are several @graffiti etched on the walls... You also notice an object abandoned in one corner of the room.* [00:06] * Cirnya looks around to check for traps. [00:06] <~Hebizuka> *You see nothing like a trap, or anything that would trigger one.* [00:06] * Cirnya hmm! [00:06] * Cirnya inspects the object. [00:07] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Unidentified [00:07] * Cirnya puts into backpack. [00:07] * Cirnya inspects the graffiti too. [00:07] <~Hebizuka> *Type @graffiti to inspect.* [00:07] <Cirnya> @graffiti [00:07] <EliasBot> no, seriously, dante was not here. this is the wrong game you dipshit. [00:07] <Cirnya> pftt [00:08] <~Hebizuka> 14/35 [00:10] <Cirnya> !mrooms3 [00:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Left door: 5861 - Front door: 3595 - Right door: 1067 - Roomstyle: 237 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [00:10] <Cirnya> hmm. [00:10] <Cirnya> Right door! [00:12] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a short set of stairs up. You end up in a military bedroom, judging from the olive drab sheets and the camouflage themed pillows. There seems to be nobody around, just an object on the desk.* [00:12] * Cirnya looks around for traps. [00:12] <~Hebizuka> *Nothing suspicious in this room either!* [00:13] * Cirnya inspects the object. [00:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K UMP-45 25-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [Ammo: 0/25] [00:13] <Cirnya> Neat. [00:13] * Cirnya picks it up. [00:13] <~Hebizuka> *This goes in your ammunition pouch.* [00:14] <~Hebizuka> 0.78/6 [00:14] * Cirnya hm. [00:14] * Cirnya takes one of those pillows and stuffs it into her pack. [00:15] <~Hebizuka> *They're a bit too large to fit in your backpack at all. It's not a convenient thing to carry around after all...* [00:15] <Cirnya> oh :( [00:15] <Cirnya> !mrooms3 [00:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Left door: 5990 - Front door: 1751 - Right door: 480 - Roomstyle: 353 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:15] <Cirnya> front! [00:16] <~Hebizuka> *You end up in an armory. You notice several posters which advocate gun safety, with some others advertising about various firearms and the benefits of accessories. There is a gun locker on the left, which is not locked, and seems to contain weapons. [00:16] * Cirnya checks for traps [00:17] <~Hebizuka> *Nothing suspicious here.* [00:17] * Cirnya also checks to see if there's anyone in here. [00:17] <~Hebizuka> *There is absolutely nobody in the room aside for yourself.* [00:17] * Cirnya opens up that gun locker! [00:19] <~Hebizuka> *Indeed, you find two weapons in the locker.* [00:19] * Cirnya :OOO [00:19] <~Hebizuka> =Gun locker= [00:19] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - ZiD Shpagin PPSh-41 submachine gun | 7.62x25mm Tokarev - Semi/Full | No accessory | PPSh 71-round drum mag, no +1 | Weight: 9 [00:19] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Enfield L85A2 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | No accessory | STANAG 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [00:20] <~Hebizuka> *Both weapons have one full magazine loaded in them. Respectively, ammunition levels are: [71/71] and [29+1/30].* [00:21] * Cirnya puts that assault rifle in the pack, holds the smg in her hand. [00:22] * Cirnya wait nevermind [00:23] * Cirnya equips that SMG to her class 2 slot. [00:24] * Cirnya carries the assault rifle in her hands. [00:24] <Cirnya> !mrooms3 [00:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Left door: 472 - Front door: 1866 - Right door: 4467 - Roomstyle: 305 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:24] <~Hebizuka> *You are now carrying the L85A2 in your hands. Beware, as this is now occupying both of your hands.* [00:26] * Cirnya goes into the front door! [00:27] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a scullery, with several dishwashers and plastic boxes full of dishes and utensils. You notice a yousei servant here, sweeping the floor with a broom. There is also an object on one of the dishwashers.* [00:28] * Cirnya props the L85A2 against her hip, waves at the fairy. [00:28] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Oh, hi. [00:28] <~SU_Tempest> *The yousei waves back.* [00:29] * Cirnya points at the object. "What's that? Also, I'm new in this.. Mazeworld.. uh, thing. Got any advice for me?" [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Did you just get spirited in? [00:30] <Cirnya> Yeah. [00:30] <Cirnya> You're the first living thing I've encountered. [00:30] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Uhh... I dunno... My master would know this stuff better than me.. [00:31] * Cirnya observes the fairy before going over to check what the object is. [00:32] <~SU_Tempest> !genyoukai [00:32] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Youkai physio code: ] 3 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 7 - 2 - 1 [00:32] <~Hebizuka> *The yousei seems to be a young adult, dwarvish, male. He has shaved red hair, green eyes, and a pair of white fairy wings.* [00:33] <Cirnya> Also, I think you're cute! [00:33] * Cirnya smiles at it. [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> *The servant fairy looks flustered, and replies with a weak "Thanks"* [00:35] * Cirnya inspect the object on the dishwasher. [00:35] <~Hebizuka> [Broken gun] Unknown scrap metal which looks like internal parts of some firearm. Value: 5 Metal [00:36] <Cirnya> Mind if I take this? [00:45] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Oh, uh, not at all. [00:45] * Cirnya puts it in her pack. [00:45] <Cirnya> !mrooms3 [00:45] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Left door: 758 - Front door: 120 - Right door: 1298 - Roomstyle: 175 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:46] <~Hebizuka> 14.5/35 [00:46] * Cirnya goes in the front door, waves goodbye to the fairy before doing so. [00:47] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [00:48] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into some sort of shooting range. At one of the booths, you see a Maze Guard, who seems to be reloading a pistol magazine of some sort, with the corresponding weapon beside them.* [00:49] * Cirnya props the rifle against her hip again, waves, then checks the room with traps. [00:49] <Cirnya> *for traps [00:49] <~Hebizuka> *Nothing of the sort around here.* [01:02] * Cirnya waves at the soldier. "Hi!" [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Oh, hi. [01:03] <Cirnya> I'm uh, new in this plaace.. got any advice for me? [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Yup... Respect the law. Don't do stupid things. [01:04] <Cirnya> Sounds about right. [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: ...Get a good gun. Maybe several. And don't shoot people dressed like me. [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: ...Ysee, I'm a Guard. I'm part of the police forces here. In case you couldn't tell from the cop costume. [01:05] <Cirnya> Is the one I have here a good gun? [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: You got three. Which one? [01:05] <Cirnya> The one I'm lugging around with my hands. [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Oh, yeah. Looks good enough indeed. [01:06] * Cirnya shows him her other weapons too. [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Well, mm. So long as you got ammo. [01:07] <Cirnya> thanks! [01:07] * Cirnya gives him a hug! [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> Guard: Wha-uh... okay... You're welcome, I guess... *confused* [01:07] <Cirnya> :3 [01:07] <Cirnya> !mrooms3 [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Left door: 3434 - Front door: 5185 - Right door: 180 - Roomstyle: 40 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [01:07] * Cirnya goes into the left door. [01:08] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [01:08] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [01:11] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into an office, with a few computers. Working at one of them, is a citizen, presumably doing some office work. The office worker has a handbag and two weapons, which are set aside next to their desk, but still in their view. You also notice a weapon abandoned on a vacant seat.* [01:12] * Cirnya checks for traps [01:13] * Cirnya waves at the citizen. [01:13] <~Hebizuka> *No suspicious traps around.* [01:13] * Cirnya then observes citizen, inspects the weapon. [01:13] <~Hebizuka> *The citizen seems to ignore you, frantically typing away on the keyboard.* [01:15] * Cirnya inspects weapon. [01:15] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Medieval broadsword - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 22 [01:16] * Cirnya woah. [01:16] * Cirnya equips it to the class 5 long slot. [01:18] <Cirnya> !mrooms3 [01:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Left door: 399 - Front door: 3723 - Right door: 4907 - Roomstyle: 335 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:18] * Cirnya goes into the front door. [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [01:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [01:23] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a library. There is only one door ahead (!mrooms1). A citizen carrying a pistol is present, searching for particular books in one of the aisles. The librarian seems not to be around. You notice what seems to be food on the librarian's desk in the back.* [01:23] * Cirnya checks for traps [01:24] <~Hebizuka> *Nothing suspicious.* [01:24] * Cirnya inspects the food. [01:25] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Military rations bag. 5d7. (Roll @mrbmenu to determine what's inside the rations bag.) [01:25] <Cirnya> @mrbmenu [01:25] <EliasBot> #17: Beef teriyaki [01:25] <Cirnya> >beef teriyaki [01:25] * Cirnya takes [01:26] <~Hebizuka> 15.5/35 [01:27] * Cirnya observes the citien. [01:27] <Cirnya> *citizen [01:28] <~SU_Tempest> *What do you want to observe specifically?* [01:28] <Cirnya> appearence. [01:28] <~SU_Tempest> !genhuman [01:28] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Human physio code: ] 2 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 5 - 3 - 9 - 9 - 6 - 10 [01:30] <~Hebizuka> *A young adult, caucasian male. He is small, muscular, has short orange hair, black eyes, a tight bracelet around the left wrist, and an (unseen) bullet wound on the left arm. He wears a leather jacket, cargo pants, and motorcycle boots.* [01:31] <Cirnya> Hi! [01:32] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: Oh, uh, hi. [01:33] <Cirnya> I'm new in this, uh, place.. [01:33] <Cirnya> got any advice? [01:33] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: Depends what you're lookin' for. [01:36] * Cirnya hmm [01:36] * Cirnya just goes through that one door. [01:39] <~Hebizuka> *Type !mrooms1 to go thru.* [01:39] <Cirnya> !mrooms1 [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Unique door: 3343 - Roomstyle: 348 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:40] * Cirnya enter door [01:42] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There is a scientist looking tired and worried, sitting there on a metallic box.* [01:43] * Cirnya goes over to the scientist. [01:43] * Cirnya hugs him! [01:43] <Cirnya> What's wrong? [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: A-ah uhh... I.. I need help! I had to run away from my lab... [01:44] <Cirnya> D: [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: ...S-some kind of creature barged inside and started trying to break everything... I'm unarmed so I ran away... Thing is... I'm more scared that he stays there... and I NEED to go back to my work in peace... C-can you uh... go in and make it go away? Please?... [01:45] <Cirnya> Sure! [01:48] <~Hebizuka> *You begun a mission.* [01:48] <~Hebizuka> *Use only !mrooms1 until the end of the mission.* [01:48] <Cirnya> !mrooms1 [01:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Unique door: 4451 - Roomstyle: 13 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:48] * Cirnya enters the door [01:50] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bedroom. There is nobody around... and you spot a dead body in one corner. Also, only one door.* [01:51] * Cirnya aaaa [01:51] <Cirnya> D: [01:51] * Cirnya inspects the body [01:51] <~Hebizuka> *A dead youkai; it was a jorougumo, a type of spider youkai.* [01:52] <~Hebizuka> *Cause of death is unknown, nothing seems to reveal why.* [01:53] * Cirnya frowns... [01:57] <Cirnya> !mrooms1 [01:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Unique door: 1371 - Roomstyle: 255 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:57] * Cirnya enters the door. [02:03] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. You spot an interesting item on the floor!* [02:04] <Cirnya> :OO [02:04] * Cirnya checks for traps [02:05] <~Hebizuka> *No traps here.* [02:05] * Cirnya inspects the item [02:07] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Underbarrel grenade launcher: FN GL-1 - 40x46mm grenade [Loaded] [02:08] * Cirnya puts in her pack. [02:08] <~Hebizuka> *This goes in Items.* [02:08] <Cirnya> o [02:08] <~Hebizuka> 16.5/35 [02:12] <Cirnya> !mrooms1 [02:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Unique door: 3246 - Roomstyle: 67 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [02:12] * Cirnya enter door [02:13] <~Hebizuka> *A storage area, with a few boxes on the side, mostly empty. You do notice a blueprint in one of them...* [02:13] <Cirnya> :O [02:13] * Cirnya checks for traps [02:13] <~Hebizuka> *No traps.* [02:13] * Cirnya inspects the blueprint. [02:13] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, TT-33, 30 Metal, 0 Wood, 0 Plastic" [02:13] * Cirnya takes [02:16] <Cirnya> !mrooms1 [02:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Unique door: 4836 - Roomstyle: 123 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:16] * Cirnya enters [02:18] <~Hebizuka> *You finally enter in a laboratory, with several broken vials, measuring instruments, trampled chairs and ripped papers on the floor. Standing in the middle of the room, seemingly searching for something, is a tall, red-skinned, bat-winged, arrow-tailed... and lightly-dressed creature: a succubus.* [02:19] * Cirnya waves at the succubus, hugs it! [02:19] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb:What the hell? Get off! [02:19] <~SU_Tempest> *The succubus pushes you away.* [02:20] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Who the hell are you? [02:20] * Cirnya oof. [02:20] <Cirnya> I dunno. [02:20] <Cirnya> some scientist told me something broke his lab and told me to get rid of it? [02:20] <Cirnya> i don't really want to harm anyone though. [02:22] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: So he's sending you huh. Well I'll have to kick your ass, it seems. [02:22] <Cirnya> W-wait! Can't we settle this a different way? [02:25] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Give me one good reason. [02:26] <Cirnya> I'd rather let you take advantage of me.. >< [02:26] <Cirnya> if you know what i mean. [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: ...Heh. Sex in exchange of my silence? [02:29] <Cirnya> .. of course~ [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Drop the pants, I need to know what kind of merchandise we're dealing with. [02:29] * Cirnya drops them quickly.. she's already worked up for the succubus. [02:30] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Mmm. [02:30] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: All right. I'm yours to take. [02:33] <~SU_Tempest> *A round of demon sex later...* [02:37] <~Hebizuka> *Potency lost: 25%* [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: All right... That was convincing enough. I will go, then. [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> *The succubus disappears in a flash of black.* [02:37] <~Hebizuka> *The loudspeaker creaks.* [02:37] * Cirnya JUMPS. [02:38] <~Hebizuka> Well done, Cirnya. I've made a teleporting pad appear in your room... Step on it and you'll be able to get back to the scientist. [02:38] * Cirnya redresses self, gets on the pad. [02:40] * Cirnya plays the Chrono Trigger victory theme in her head. [02:41] <~Hebizuka> *You are telepadded instantly back to the room where you met the scientist.* [02:41] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Oh... you're back! S-so... How did it go?. [02:41] <Cirnya> She's gone now. [02:42] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Oh, thanks, thank you so much!... Here, let me give you a reward. [02:42] <~SU_Tempest> *He stands up, opens the crate he was sitting on, and... invites you to look inside.* [02:44] * Cirnya does so! [02:44] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 2000 P$ [02:44] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: If you didn't have cash, this should be enough to fill your pouch... [02:44] <Cirnya> MOENIES [02:44] * Cirnya hugs him /tight/. [02:44] * Cirnya then gets ye dosh. [02:44] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Agh -... You're welcome [02:45] <Cirnya> thank you! [02:45] <~Hebizuka> *Mission complete, you may resume your progress with !mrooms3.* [02:48] <Cirnya> !mrooms3 [02:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Left door: 110 - Front door: 1830 - Right door: 725 - Roomstyle: 145 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [02:49] * Cirnya enters the front door. [02:50] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs, and end up in a maidhouse. Here you see a head maid (carrying an odd weapon and a broom) sitting with her subordinate maids (each with just a broom) on a small couch, watching television on their small set. You also see a blueprint on the table.* [02:51] * Cirnya :O [02:51] * Cirnya checks for traps, then waves hello. [02:52] <~Hebizuka> *No traps in there. None of the maids see you waving hello as they essentially are sitting backs turned to you. You may check @whatsonTV.* [02:52] <Cirnya> @whatsontv [02:52] <EliasBot> [Documentary] The Mazes' Best Fighters - Heather episode [02:52] * Cirnya uh [02:52] <Cirnya> Hi! [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> *They turn.* [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> HMaid: Shhh. We're watching TV. [02:53] * Cirnya joins them or something? [02:53] <~SU_Tempest> TV: ...ther was known for her brash attitude. A Soldier who has encountered and survived, tells us. "Yeah, I met Heather, this girl is a real living fury." [02:53] <~SU_Tempest> Maid2: Hey, get outta here! [02:53] <~SU_Tempest> Maid1: Yeah, you don't live there, do you? [02:54] <Cirnya> Aaaa [02:54] <Cirnya> I'm sorry [02:54] <Cirnya> I'm new to this place [02:55] <Cirnya> !mrooms3 [02:55] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Left door: 1376 - Front door: 4776 - Right door: 1780 - Roomstyle: 296 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:55] * Cirnya flees into the right door! [02:58] <~Hebizuka> *You go down a short set of stairs. You enter a shrine. You see no shrine maiden around, though, just an altar and an (empty) donation box. You spot food in it, though.* [02:59] <Cirnya> :O [02:59] * Cirnya checks for traps. [03:00] <~Hebizuka> *None still.* [03:01] * Cirnya hmmm. [03:01] <Cirnya> is the food in the donation box or just in the room [03:02] <~Hebizuka> *It's inside the box.* [03:03] <Cirnya> Wait. [03:03] * Cirnya leaves a donation of one of her big white pearls. [03:06] * Cirnya does inspect the food though. [03:06] <~SU_Tempest> *You drop a big pearl in the donabox.* [03:07] <~SU_Tempest> 14.5/35 [03:08] <~SU_Tempest> *Could you please roll a 1d6?* [03:08] <Cirnya> !mdice 1 6 [03:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [03:08] <~Hebizuka> *Nothing seems to happen.* [03:09] <Cirnya> I hope that helps her ^^ [03:09] * Cirnya inspects food [03:09] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Oysters. 3d3 [03:09] <Cirnya> woah [03:09] <Cirnya> nice. [03:09] <Cirnya> but it's hers, so [03:09] * Cirnya leaves it. [03:10] <Cirnya> also haha, maybe she'll think they spit up a big pearl [03:10] <Cirnya> !mrooms3 [03:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Left door: 1936 - Front door: 2559 - Right door: 5142 - Roomstyle: 216 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [03:10] * Cirnya goes into the left door. [03:11] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a dojo. But there is nobody around... All you see is some clothing on the floor.* [03:11] * Cirnya checks for traps. [03:12] <~Hebizuka> *None, again.* [03:12] * Cirnya inspects the clothing [03:13] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Arms addon - Armored elbow pads (Elbows only) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Weight: 5 [03:13] <Cirnya> :O [03:13] * Cirnya equips them! [03:14] <~Hebizuka> *Those pads cover nicely your elbows.* [03:14] <Cirnya> !mrooms3 [03:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Cirnya ] Left door: 5507 - Front door: 5314 - Right door: 4324 - Roomstyle: 82 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [03:15] * Cirnya enters the left door [03:17] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You notice a big box of ammunition of a peculiar kind...* [03:20] * Cirnya checks for traps [03:21] <~Hebizuka> *None.* [03:21] * Cirnya inspects ye box [03:22] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Poison bow arrows, 50 rounds [03:22] * Cirnya gets yet arrows [03:23] <~SU_Tempest> *This will go in the ammunition pouch, but they're heavy.* [03:23] <~Hebizuka> 5.78/6 [03:23] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch: 5.78/6 [03:24] <Cirnya> mm [03:24] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [03:25] <~Hebizuka> 15 rooms, 0 kills, 1 SE, 1 Mission, 0 Amulets, 2000 P$, 0 Runs [03:25] <~Hebizuka> Score [03:25] <~Hebizuka> 40 points [03:25] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards [03:26] <~Hebizuka> 49th ex-aequo [Anthony] [03:26] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats [03:26] <~Hebizuka> No stat change today.