Log:Game 149 (Meta, no ontology)

[08:15] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You have visited 28 rooms. Next special room at the 35th. Type !mrooms3 to continue. [08:21] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [08:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 6085 - Front door: 1238 - Right door: 1905 - Roomstyle: 107 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [08:21] * %Eris` front door [08:23] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a corridor - there are five doors (!mrooms5) here. Escape is only possible through doors A and E. There is a lone Death Faction Lieutenant waltzing around here, carrying a submachine gun.* [08:25] * %Eris` raises 1911 and face shots [08:25] <%Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [08:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [08:26] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [M1911A1] DF Lieutenant /H\ [08:26] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [08:26] <~Hebizuka> *Your M1911A1 "Aequitas" has the slide locked back. It's empty!* [08:27] * %Eris` reloads [08:27] * %Eris` both guns [08:29] <~Hebizuka> [Reload] M1911A1 "Aequitas": +8 rounds [7+1/7] [08:29] <~Hebizuka> [Reload] M1911A1 "Veritas": +7 rounds [7+1/7] [08:30] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP remaining: 231 [08:30] <~Hebizuka> 139.05/140 [08:31] * %Eris` checks the soldiers inventory [08:32] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [08:32] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] RM22SF LBE - Capacity 35 units - Ammo pouch (10 units) - Value 400 P$ [08:32] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: MAT-49 32-round magazine. Weight: 0.82 [32/32] [08:32] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Para P-16.40 16-round magazine. Weight: 0.82 [16/16] [08:32] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [08:32] <~Hebizuka> [Key item] Mobile phone [6/6] [08:35] * %Eris` grabs the cash [08:35] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 1d226+24 [08:35] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 40:16+24 [08:35] <~SU_Tempest> *You find 40 P$. What a cheapskate.* [08:35] <~Hebizuka> *Now carrying: 1530 P$/2000 in pouch.* [08:36] * %Eris` picks up the phone finding some weird number on the recently dialed list, he calls it out of curiosity (0-UVB-WAVE) [08:38] <~Hebizuka> Phone: Dialing, 0-882-9283... [08:38] <~Hebizuka> Phone: ... ... ... [08:38] <~Hebizuka> Phone: ... BZZZZ... BZZZZ... BZZZZ... [08:38] <~Hebizuka> Phone: BZZZZ... BZZZZ... BZZZZ... [08:38] <%Eris`> .. [08:38] <%Eris`> the fuck [08:39] * %Eris` waits to see if it does anything [08:40] <~Hebizuka> *Suddenly you notice your battery has depleted completely.* [08:40] <%Eris`> .. [08:40] <~Hebizuka> *You have a very ominous feeling, compelling you to leave the room...* [08:40] <%Eris`> .... [08:41] * %Eris` that ominous feeling screaming at him says leave, but that morbid curiosity at to what could cause such a reaction says stay and find out [08:41] * %Eris` shifts into a corner keeping his back to it and looks around [08:41] <~Hebizuka> *Your mobile phone, despite the battery is depleted, begins ringing.* [08:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What the? [08:42] <%Eris`> .. [08:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: How? [08:42] * %Eris` answers it [08:42] <~Hebizuka> Phone: Eris Lilium? [08:43] <%Eris`> y-yes? [08:44] <~Hebizuka> Phone: Foxtrot... India... November... Alfa... Lima... Tango... [08:44] <~Hebizuka> Phone: ...Hotel... Echo... Lima... Papa... ... India... Sierra... ...Oscar.. November.. ... Tango... Hotel... Echo... ...Whisky... Alfa... Yankee... [08:44] <~Hebizuka> Phone: Transmission over. *click* [08:45] <~Hebizuka> *You hear loud clacks. Doors A, B, D and E locked. Type !mrooms1 to continue.* [08:46] <%Eris`> .. [08:46] <%Eris`> ohgodwhathaveidone [08:46] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [08:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 6099 - Roomstyle: 247 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [08:46] * %Eris` enters [08:49] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a workshop. A very peculiar-looking engineer is working here. You hear faint rock music - which seems, amusingly, to be playing a remix of "The Young Descendant of Tepes".* [08:49] <~Hebizuka> *You see a big sign, which says: "EVERYTHING 50% OFF!"* [08:49] <%Eris`> ohhh [08:50] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Hmm? Ah. Hello, you two. Welcome to my workshop. [08:50] <%Eris`> ah hello hello [08:52] * %Eris` examines the engineer [08:52] <~Hebizuka> *The engineer is a young adult, pale-white skinned female. She is short, thin, has shoulder-length, blue-tinted hair, and red eyes.* [08:52] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: What would be your name, sir, and miss? [08:53] <%Eris`> ah im Eris Lilium.. [08:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Jun Setsuri! [08:53] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Hello you two. My name is Remilia. As you can see.. I work here, and everything is 50% off today because I don't feel like being a dick like a lot of my colleagues. [08:54] <%Eris`> I see I see.. [08:54] <~SU_Tempest> Remilia: I have a few things for sale, and I have a few services. [08:54] <%Eris`> ah what do you have for sale? [08:55] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Crafting supplies, blueprints, items, and of course Maze Customs services. [08:56] <%Eris`> ah letm e see the blue prints first [08:59] <~Hebizuka> =Blueprints for sale= [08:59] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, Skorpion, 50 Metal, 10 Wood, 0 Plastic" - Makes the Skorpion vz. 61 [08:59] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, XArrows, 25x Bow arrows + Picric acid bottle" - Creates 25x Explosive Arrows for Bow [08:59] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 3, Ruger, 30 Metal, 40 Wood, 15 Plastic" - Makes the Ruger AC-556 [08:59] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, Crossbow, 35 Metal, 0 Wood, 15 Plastic" - Makes the Crossbow [08:59] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 3, G3, 60 Metal, 0 Wood, 20 Plastic" - Makes the H&K G3A3 [08:59] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, TimeB, 4x C4 charge + 1x German keyboard + 1 detonator + 25 Metal" - Time bomb [08:59] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 3, BAR, 60 Metal, 15 Wood, 0 Plastic" - Makes the Colt M1918 BAR [08:59] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, PBolts, 25x Crossbow bolt + 1x Cyanide" - Creates 25x Poisonous bolts for Crossbow. [09:00] <%Eris`> hmm [09:01] <%Eris`> give me the cross bow and timeB prints [09:02] <%Eris`> the XArrows and pbbolts as well [09:03] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Very well... I also have this for sale. [09:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Item] A chlorine tablet. A common disinfectant, which dissolves in water and eliminates bacteria. Do not eat! (Poisoned if eaten) [09:03] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Selling it 200 usually, but it'll be 100 P$ today. Want it? [09:04] <%Eris`> yep [09:04] <%Eris`> hmm i appear to need a german keyboard [09:05] <%Eris`> while i doubt it, its too convinient, do you have one? [09:05] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: You can perhaps find those at weapon shops... Or rip it away from an office computer. Save yourself the trouble. [09:06] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: You'll just have one programmer pissed off somewhere I guess, but who cares. I know what you need that for. They're awful convenient to make keypads. [09:06] <%Eris`> heh i see [09:07] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Anything else you would like? If you'd like a sweet deal on weapon customizations, now's the time. And, I hate to be a show-off, but clients tell me I have talent at visuals. [09:08] * %Eris` sets his Saiga-12 on the counter "Can i get a Blue and White color scheme for this with a stylized Yin/yang inside of an 8 pointed star" [09:12] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Sure. I'll charge 250 P$ for that work. [09:12] * %Eris` nods [09:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun pokes your side.* [09:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You should get your .45 customized... Now or never, Eris, it's going to be stupid cheap... [09:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: And I do mean your ammo! Do like I did last time! [09:13] <%Eris`> oh hmm [09:14] * %Eris` sets two spare magazines on the counter [09:17] * %Eris` and 50 rounds of his .45 acp [09:17] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: What will it be for those? [09:17] * %Eris` and his 1911s [09:18] <%Eris`> nuclearload for the ammo and TiN barrels please [09:18] * %Eris` puts the .454 bullets up also [09:18] <%Eris`> +P++ these too [09:18] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Well then. Let me check the costs. [09:22] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Okay, I've the costs written down. Anything else? [09:23] <%Eris`> how much metal do you have available [09:23] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: As much as you'd like. [09:23] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Probably dozens of thousands in my reserve crates. [09:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIS [09:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Remove the XArrows from your shopping list! I have one! [09:25] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: May I remove it then? [09:25] <%Eris`> ah yes [09:25] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Understood. [09:27] <%Eris`> lets see i need.. 120 metal 20 wood and 15 plastic [09:27] <~SU_Tempest> *Remilia trots to the back of her room and picks up the requested amounts from giant containers...* [09:29] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Here. [09:29] <%Eris`> ah thankyou [09:29] <%Eris`> that should be everything [09:29] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Miss? [09:30] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Mmm? [09:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *She shows Remilia her Glock 21.* [09:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'd like some visuals on this! [09:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Could you get me the Scarlet finish on it? [09:35] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Heh... That's cute. Sure I can. [09:35] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: That will be all? [09:39] <%Eris`> i believe so yes [09:40] <~Hebizuka> =Purchases= [09:40] <~Hebizuka> Crossbow blueprint - 125 P$ [09:40] <~Hebizuka> PBolts blueprint - 50 P$ [09:40] <~Hebizuka> TimeB blueprint - 125 P$ [09:40] <~Hebizuka> Chlorine tablet - 100 P$ [09:40] <~Hebizuka> Custom paintjob for Saiga-12K - 250 P$ [09:40] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP - +P++ conversion (80 rounds) - 1000 P$ [09:40] <~Hebizuka> >50 spare rounds, 2x spare mags, loaded mags [09:40] <~Hebizuka> .454 Casull - +P++ conversion (26 rounds) - 325 P$ [09:40] <~Hebizuka> M1911 - 4150 carbon steel + Titanium Nitride barrel upgrade x2 - 1000 P$ [09:40] <~Hebizuka> Materials - 120 Metal - 360 P$ [09:40] <~Hebizuka> Materials - 20 Wood - 30 P$ [09:40] <~Hebizuka> Materials - 15 Plastic - 45 P$ [09:40] <~Hebizuka> "Scarlet" paintjob for Glock- 100 P$ [09:40] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 3510 P$ [09:40] <%Eris`> .. [09:40] <%Eris`> wow [09:40] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: W-well. You DID order a lot of stuff. [09:40] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: You're still saving lots. [09:41] <%Eris`> .. welp [09:41] * %Eris` digs out gold bar [09:41] * %Eris` puts it on counter [09:41] <%Eris`> =w= [09:41] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: ...I'm gonna die a rich woman. [09:41] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Well. Figure of speech, ha. Let me check the current value of those babies. [09:41] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 1d4001+999 [09:41] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 3150:2151+999 [09:42] <~SU_Tempest> *Currently they're worth 3150 P$.* [09:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm paying the difference!~ [09:42] * %Eris` puts enough money to cover the difference up [09:42] <%Eris`> i got it [09:42] <%Eris`> =w= [09:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...but but I wanted to try that thing you call "generosity"! [09:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OH WELL *grin~* [09:43] <~SU_Tempest> *Remilia snerks.* [09:43] <~Hebizuka> *You will pay 360 P$ plus 1 small gold bar for the services and purchase. Confirm?* [09:44] * %Eris` yes [09:44] <~Hebizuka> *Applying changes, in progress.* [09:45] <~Hebizuka> Pouch: 1170 P$ remaining [09:49] * %Eris` promptly builds crossbow [09:51] <~Hebizuka> *Changes applied. For the sake of not being a dick, I will let you build and manage as you need before applying weight effects.* [09:52] <%Eris`> well [09:52] <~Hebizuka> *You used 35 Metal and 15 Plastic. You have successfully crafted...* [09:52] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Crossbow - Piercing, needs ammunition (Crossbow bolts). Weight: 9 [Empty] [09:53] <%Eris`> jun can you ditch the KSG [09:53] <%Eris`> and hold my Saiga for me [09:53] <%Eris`> i want to try this out soon [09:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I have long ditched the KSG a while back, you know. '-' [09:53] <%Eris`> :3 [09:53] <%Eris`> .. [09:53] <%Eris`> oh [09:53] * %Eris` hands jun the saiga 12 then [09:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun keeps the Saiga in her hands, wondering what you are about to try.* [09:53] * %Eris` equips the crossbow :3 [09:54] <%Eris`> .. oh [09:54] <%Eris`> wait never mind [09:54] * %Eris` ditches katana equips crossbow [09:54] * %Eris` then takes the saiga back [09:54] <~Hebizuka> *You drop the katana, and equip the crossbow.* [09:56] * %Eris` loads a poisoned bolt [09:56] <%Eris`> Ehehe.. [09:57] * %Eris` stores the ammo back where it came from.. the guns too [09:57] <%Eris`> jun can you carry the rest =w= [09:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What... exactly do you want me to carry? [09:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: The blueprints and the materials? [09:58] <%Eris`> yes [09:58] <~SU_Tempest> *Transferring...* [09:59] <%Eris`> this is actually more useful than a katana [09:59] <~Hebizuka> *Giving Jun the following: Werfer, Crossbow, PBolts, TimeB, Scara blueprints, 85 Metal, 20 Wood.* [09:59] <~Hebizuka> *Confirm?* [09:59] * %Eris` keep scara blue print [09:59] * %Eris` confirm the rest [10:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Unrgh. My bag is getting heavy... [10:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hold on, throwing stuff away.. [10:04] <~Hebizuka> *She throws away a .45 ACP silencer...* [10:05] <~Hebizuka> *She removes the silencer from her Glock, and replaces it with a .45 ACP muzzle brake she has in the bag. Then throws away the second silencer.* [10:05] <~Hebizuka> *She notices six RPGs...* [10:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Why in the loving hell was I carrying this for again? [10:05] <~Hebizuka> *Drops the six RPGs.* [10:05] <%Eris`> .. [10:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Better. [10:06] <~Hebizuka> [Ally] 124.35/140 [10:06] <%Eris`> why did we have those again? :D [10:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: My guess is as good as yours. [10:06] <%Eris`> oh well time to go [10:06] * %Eris` looks around [10:07] * %Eris` goes towards the doors checking how many there are.. [10:07] <~Hebizuka> *Three doors ahead.* [10:07] <~SU_Tempest> Remi: Goodbye, pleasure doing busines. [10:07] <%Eris`> you too~ [10:07] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 904 - Front door: 6098 - Right door: 4653 - Roomstyle: 56 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [10:07] * %Eris` left door [10:07] <~Hebizuka> *You feel you have accomplished something important.* [10:07] * %Eris` Zelda secret fanfare goes here [10:10] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a shooting range. There's nobody inside today, though someone forgot a box of ammo there... as well as a smaller object.* [10:10] * %Eris` checks the ammo first [10:10] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .22 Long Rifle, 50 rounds [10:11] <%Eris`> boring [10:11] * %Eris` checks the object [10:11] * %Eris` the unidentified fantastic object [10:12] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Unidentified [10:12] <%Eris`> .. [10:12] * %Eris` stores it [10:13] <~Hebizuka> 138.95/140 [10:15] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5060 - Front door: 2870 - Right door: 5797 - Roomstyle: 104 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [10:15] * %Eris` front door [10:16] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into an office. There is an object on one of the desks. You also spot a WEAR-2 supply crate in the corner.* [10:18] * %Eris` checks the object [10:19] <~Hebizuka> [Key item] A flashlight bracelet. Allows you to shed light in dark areas. [10:19] <~Hebizuka> *Both Jun and you already have one.* [10:25] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4314 - Front door: 630 - Right door: 3532 - Roomstyle: 397 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [10:25] * %Eris` front door [10:26] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into an armory. There is a weapon in the locker here, as well as some clothes.* [10:28] * %Eris` opens locker, check weapon [10:29] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K HK417 battle rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - Semi/Full | No accessory | HK417 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [Ammo: 19+1/20] [10:29] <%Eris`> :x [10:29] * %Eris` checks the clothes [10:29] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Duster coat (Upper body, Lower body, Arms, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 9 [10:30] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4693 - Front door: 5541 - Right door: 4630 - Roomstyle: 266 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [10:30] * %Eris` right door [10:31] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a dojo. There is a martial artist present, all alone. There is also only one door ahead. * [10:33] <%Eris`> hello [10:33] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: Greetings. [10:33] <%Eris`> you teach martial arts right? [10:34] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: That I do. [10:35] <%Eris`> ah what precisely can you teach me.. i know a bit.. [10:37] <~Hebizuka> =Techniques not learned yet= [10:37] <~Hebizuka> One-two combo [10:37] <~Hebizuka> Punch to Front Kick [10:37] <~Hebizuka> Low to Middle Roundhouse [10:37] <~Hebizuka> Hell Axle [10:37] <~Hebizuka> Savage Sword [10:37] <~Hebizuka> Snake Rocket [10:37] <~Hebizuka> Tengu Punch Oni Kick [10:37] <~Hebizuka> Double Lift Kick to Double-Tap [10:37] <~Hebizuka> Roundhouse to Triple Spin Kick [10:38] <%Eris`> Savage Sword catches my intrests [10:39] <~SU_Tempest> MArtist: It's a series of two chops in quick succession, followed by a mid-height knee blow. I will charge 750 P$ for this technique. [10:40] * %Eris` forks it over [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Pouch] 420 P$/2000 remaining [10:41] <~Hebizuka> *You have been taught Savage Sword.* [10:41] * %Eris` feels more awesome [10:43] <~SU_Tempest> *This is a Length 3 combo. As such, in order to attempt using it, you will have to execute Punch, Punch, Kick, then roll a 6d6.* [10:46] * %Eris` nod nod [10:46] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [10:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3685 - Roomstyle: 216 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [10:46] * %Eris` enters [10:47] <~Hebizuka> *You meet with the teleporting keypad! Enter a room number.* [10:47] * %Eris` blinks [10:49] * %Eris` puts in 4 [10:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [10:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [10:49] <~Hebizuka> *44444444444444444444444* [10:49] <~Hebizuka> *You are teleported into...* [10:50] <~Hebizuka> *...a classroom. Here you see a hakutaku sitting at the teacher's desk ,reviewing a pile of assignments. There is a blueprint on the floor. * [10:51] * %Eris` blinks checking out the blueprint [10:51] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, CompVest, Type-4 Kevlar vest + Twaron vest + Light Dyneema vest + Alumina fibers" [10:52] * %Eris` hands it to jun to hold [10:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Are we training to become engineers ? [10:53] <~Hebizuka> [Ally] 125.35/140 [10:53] <%Eris`> yes [10:53] <%Eris`> :3 [10:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Huh. Fun~. [10:53] <%Eris`> no not really [10:54] <%Eris`> X3 [10:54] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 48th.* [10:54] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:54] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 954 - Front door: 2041 - Right door: 3944 - Roomstyle: 183 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [10:54] * %Eris` left door [10:55] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [10:55] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [10:56] <~Hebizuka> *A prison room! There is a prisoner bound to the wall here, and a Maze Guard keeping watch, with a handgun. You see an object on the Guard's booth desk.* [10:57] * %Eris` checks the object [10:58] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Scope: Small rifle scope, 2x [10:59] * %Eris` leaves it [10:59] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3711 - Front door: 4259 - Right door: 476 - Roomstyle: 309 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [10:59] <~SU_Tempest> Pri: I'm hungry! [11:00] * %Eris` right door [11:00] <~SU_Tempest> MzGrd: Shut up! You had double last time! [11:01] <~Hebizuka> *A laboratory. A scientist is there, at the computer on their desk. There is something on that same desk...* [11:02] * %Eris` checks the something [11:03] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Methamphetamine - Strength-10%, Hunger +2d6, Libido increase for 2d6 turns [11:04] * %Eris` throws on floor [11:04] * %Eris` stomp stomp [11:04] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Hey! [11:04] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: What the hell are you doing?! [11:04] <%Eris`> destroying drugs that kill people [11:04] <%Eris`> problem? [11:04] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: I was going to sell it! What are you, stupid? [11:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun poutface.* [11:05] <%Eris`> ofine [11:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun plugs the Scientist's mouth with the barrel of her OSV-96.* [11:05] <%Eris`> jun [11:05] <%Eris`> no [11:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: DRUGS ARE BAD, M'KAY? [11:05] <%Eris`> down [11:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: YOU SHUT UP. [11:05] <%Eris`> .. [11:05] * %Eris` staaaaaaare [11:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun proceeds to THWACK the scientist with that humongous barrel.* [11:05] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:05] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [11:05] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: OW [11:05] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: OW FUCK THAT HURTS [11:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...friggin gross scientists. [11:06] <%Eris`> .. i suppose violence works too [11:06] <%Eris`> =w= lets go [11:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I hate to say it, but it's the only way to make some idiots understand. [11:07] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun hmphs.* [11:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yeah let's go.. [11:08] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5591 - Front door: 5401 - Right door: 655 - Roomstyle: 35 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [11:08] * %Eris` right door [11:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm starting to feel a bit hungry... [11:09] <~Hebizuka> *You make it to a warehouse room again. This room seems empty.* [11:09] <%Eris`> mm [11:09] <%Eris`> lets eat [11:09] * %Eris` pulls out a box of cookies :3 [11:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OH GOD YES [11:13] * %Eris` checks how many servings their are in one box [11:13] <~SU_Tempest> *There are 18 cookies in that box.* [11:13] * %Eris` checks hunger measurements [11:14] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger, 34%. Ally's hunger, 40%. [11:15] * %Eris` hands jun 5 cookies [11:16] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun devours them!* [11:16] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 5 8 [11:16] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 5 d 8 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 3 1 8 ] [ Total Score: 24 ] [11:16] * %Eris` eats 4 cookies [11:16] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 8 [11:16] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 8 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 3 7 ] [ Total Score: 14 ] [11:16] <~SU_Tempest> *They tasted rather stale. Jun seems to like hers.* [11:16] * %Eris` hands jun 2 more :3 [11:16] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 8 [11:16] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 8 ] [ Rolls: 5 6 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [11:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: They're FANTASTIC! [11:17] * %Eris` eats 3 more [11:17] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 8 [11:17] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 8 ] [ Rolls: 4 8 8 ] [ Total Score: 20 ] [11:17] <~SU_Tempest> *These three tasted absolutely fantastic though!* [11:18] <%Eris`> <3 [11:18] * %Eris` puts the rest up [11:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun grabs the last four and noms them.* [11:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 8 [11:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 8 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 5 8 ] [ Total Score: 21 ] [11:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *burp!* Just what I needed~ [11:19] * %Eris` giggles [11:20] <%Eris`> wish we had some milk =x= [11:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I don't have any... [11:21] <%Eris`> i know [11:22] <%Eris`> .. [11:22] * %Eris` giggles a bit more then goes to the doors [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun glaaaaaares at you.* [11:22] <%Eris`> what? :3 [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Glaaaaaaare.* [11:22] <%Eris`> .. [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I know what you just thought of. [11:22] <%Eris`> what is it.. [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Gross. [11:22] <%Eris`> what? [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun menacingly lifts gohei.* [11:23] <%Eris`> i dont know what your talking about =x= [11:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Move it, pervert. [11:23] <%Eris`> yes maam [11:23] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 536 - Front door: 5246 - Right door: 2144 - Roomstyle: 28 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:23] * %Eris` left door [11:27] <~Hebizuka> *A library. You spot a Guard Sergeant with a handgun, probably on break as they are sitting at a table, reading a fairly thick book. You notice an item on the floor as well.* [11:27] * %Eris` checks the item [11:27] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG SG 20-round magazine. Weight: 1 [0/20] [11:28] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1886 - Front door: 2902 - Right door: 5963 - Roomstyle: 369 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [11:28] * %Eris` left door [11:28] <~Hebizuka> *You climb up a volley of stairs, reaching a radio room. You can check the @radio if you'd like. The room seems empty.* [11:35] <%Eris`> @radio [11:35] <EliasBot> [80's/90's House] Die Haus FM with DJ Hans Oberndorf [11:36] <%Eris`> =w= [11:36] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1738 - Front door: 1046 - Right door: 4823 - Roomstyle: 204 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [11:36] * %Eris` front door [11:38] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. This room is occupied by creatures: three gorillas.* [11:39] <%Eris`> .. [11:39] <%Eris`> NOPE [11:39] * %Eris` picks up jun and flees to the doors [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> *You can check the next doors.* [11:40] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 662 - Front door: 3628 - Right door: 5004 - Roomstyle: 327 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [11:40] * %Eris` left door [11:44] <~Hebizuka> *A messy, featureless room. A fight is about to start in this room! On one side, a konoha-tengu with a plain submachine gun. On the other side, a DF Soldier with another submachine gun - with several attachments!* [11:55] * %Eris` raises black arrow [11:56] * %Eris` looks through scope, target face... and fires [11:56] <%Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [11:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 1 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [11:58] <~Hebizuka> *Click. Whoops? Looks like that was a dud round. Roll 2d6 a second time to cycle the bad round and attempt firing again.* [12:07] <%Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [12:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [12:10] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4 -1 -1 +2 (5). Your bullet grazes the Soldier's head, but doesn't hit it.* [12:10] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [12:10] <~Hebizuka> *Jun lifts her MP5/10, flips the switch to semi-auto, and fires five rounds at the chest.* [12:10] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:10] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 3 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [12:11] <~Hebizuka> *She also misses on all five counts.* [12:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Dammit! [12:11] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 first turn (1: youkai 2: soldier) [12:11] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [12:11] <~Hebizuka> *Tengu's turn...* [12:12] <~Hebizuka> *The tengu points their own submachine gun at the soldier, and does just like Jun did, firing five shots in semi.* [12:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 5 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [12:12] <~Hebizuka> *With far more success. The Soldier is wounded, though, and not dead yet...* [12:12] <~Hebizuka> *Soldier's turn...* [12:13] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier plays the desperation card and points their SMG at the tengu, flipping the switch on 'fun' (full-auto), and unloading ten shots...* [12:13] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [12:13] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [12:13] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [12:13] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [12:14] <~Hebizuka> *Full-auto | FT 5 | Recoil: 2-1 (1) | Shots 1-10: Failed* [12:14] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier isn't much luckier, and completely misses the opponent.* [12:14] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn.* [12:14] * %Eris` retries the face aim scope [12:14] <%Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [12:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [12:15] <~Hebizuka> *This time, it's a successful shot!* [12:15] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier's skull is violently popped open by the anti-matériel round flung right at them...* [12:15] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Black Arrow] DF Soldier /H\ [12:16] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [12:16] <%Eris`> stupid dud round threw off my aim [12:16] <~SU_Tempest> KTengu: Whew... Thank you for the help there. [12:16] <%Eris`> no problem.. we support the youkai movement [12:16] <%Eris`> :3 [12:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: We do~ [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> KTengu: Ah, thanks for the support, guys! [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> *The konoha-tengu drops their old weapon, and departs with the Soldier's own.* [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun notices that the weapon the tengu dropped looks familiar...* [12:17] * %Eris` checks it out [12:18] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K MP5/10A3 submachine gun | 10mm Auto - Semi/Full | No accessory | MP5/10 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 - [24+1/30] [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Free ammo, free magazine. Can't say no! [12:18] <%Eris`> :3 [12:18] * %Eris` checks the soldier corpse [12:18] <~Hebizuka> *Jun grabs the magazine, ejects the round chambered, inserts it in the magazine, then tops it off with five extra rounds on her own. There, extra full mag.* [12:19] <%Eris`> :3 [12:19] <~Hebizuka> >Physio >Clothing/Armor >Inventory (72P LBE) [12:19] <%Eris`> >inventory [12:20] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [12:20] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 15 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) - Value 100 P$ [12:20] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K MP5 9mm 30-round magazine. Weight: 0.8 [30/30] [12:20] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [12:21] * %Eris` grab cash.. hands jun the magazine [12:21] <%Eris`> oh [12:21] <%Eris`> wait [12:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun shakes head no.* [12:21] <%Eris`> this is a 9mm [12:21] * %Eris` toss [12:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yup. The tengu ran off with the gun that goes with these. [12:21] <%Eris`> .. why would he down grade [12:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Dunno, maybe it's easier to find 9mm for him? Perhaps cheaper to shoot too. [12:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: They're not as rich and well-equipped as we are... [12:22] <%Eris`> maybe it had more gadgets on it [12:22] <%Eris`> :3 [12:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yeah, I saw it with plenty of stuff, like an optic, a foregrip, a muzzle brake... [12:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Not like this one, this one is plain. [12:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Attachments can be sold for a sexy price too... [12:24] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun shrugs.* [12:24] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 1d226+24 [12:24] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 99:75+24 [12:25] <~SU_Tempest> *You obtained 99 P$.* [12:25] <~Hebizuka> [Pouch] 519 P$ /2000 [12:40] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4564 - Front door: 2757 - Right door: 5796 - Roomstyle: 357 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [12:40] * %Eris` front door [12:57] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [12:57] <~Hebizuka> *You and your ally fall into a regular, featureless room. You spot a package...* [12:57] * %Eris` catches Jun and sets her down [12:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Stupid trapdoors... [12:58] <%Eris`> i dont mind them [12:58] <%Eris`> i get to hold you for a second every time <3 [12:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [12:58] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun clings to you.* [12:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hold me more often... [12:59] * %Eris` snuggles [12:59] <%Eris`> ok~ [13:02] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Anyway, package! [13:03] * %Eris` checks it [13:03] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Body implant - "Armored Dragon Skin" body resiliency enhancer [13:04] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:04] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1953 - Front door: 5487 - Right door: 4325 - Roomstyle: 1 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [13:04] <%Eris`> mm [13:04] * %Eris` left door [13:05] <~Hebizuka> *A shooting range. You see someone abandoned a backpack there...* [13:07] * %Eris` checks it out anyway [13:08] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 15 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) - Value 100 P$ [13:10] * %Eris` leaves it [13:10] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1983 - Front door: 2246 - Right door: 380 - Roomstyle: 280 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [13:10] * %Eris` right door [13:10] <~Hebizuka> *A corridor! There are five doors there (!mrooms5). You spot food on the floor.* [13:14] * %Eris` checks it [13:14] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Jelly. 1d6 [13:16] * %Eris` shrugs [13:16] <%Eris`> !mrooms5 [13:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Door A: 1832 - Door B: 1548 - Door C: 20 - Door D: 4297 - Door E: 2770 - Roomstyle: 181 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [13:16] * %Eris` takes door c [13:19] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a storage area. You see two supply crates piled up (ALGERIA and WPN-1) in a container. But the room is guarded by a Fuujin, a wicked youkai!* [13:19] * %Eris` shoots it in the head with black arrow [13:19] * %Eris` scopes obv [13:19] <%Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [13:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [13:20] <~Hebizuka> *That's a successful hit.* [13:20] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Black Arrow] Fuujin /H\ [13:20] <~Hebizuka> *The fuujin's brains are pulverized.* [13:21] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Ew. [13:22] <%Eris`> =w= [13:22] * %Eris` goes over to the crates [13:24] <~Hebizuka> =ALGERIA crate= [13:24] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - MAT-49 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | Foregrip(I) | MAT-49 32-round mag, no +1 | Weight: 5 - [32/32] [13:24] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] 5x Magazine: MAT-49 32-round magazine. Weight: 0.5/item [13:24] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 9x19mm Parabellum, 160 rounds. Weight: 1.6 [13:24] <~Hebizuka> =WPN-1 crate= [13:24] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Glock 17 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Glock 9mm 17-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [16+1/17] [13:24] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] 5x Magazine: Glock 9mm 17-round magazine. Weight: 0.5/item [13:24] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 9x19mm Parabellum, 85 rounds. Weight: 0.85 [13:24] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Kizlyar DV-2 knife - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 3 [13:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... Well... that's a crapload of 9mm. [13:24] * %Eris` tosses tanto [13:24] * %Eris` grabs the Kizlyar [13:25] <~Hebizuka> *Class 5S weapon replaced.* [13:25] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun picks up her crowbar.* [13:25] <~SU_Tempest> *She keeps the crowbar in one hand, but she holds it like it's a gohei. For no apparent reason.* [13:26] <%Eris`> metal gohei? [13:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Nah, I just feel like breaking crates open. [13:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Or stuff, really. I don't know what's up with me. I want to break stuff. [13:27] <%Eris`> X3 [13:27] <%Eris`> well lets keep going [13:27] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 6091 - Front door: 4253 - Right door: 3231 - Roomstyle: 16 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [13:27] * %Eris` right door [13:28] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a fortune-teller sitting there on the ground. You also see food on the other side of the room. Ahead, is only one door. (!mrooms1)* [13:28] <%Eris`> oh a fortune teller [13:28] <%Eris`> :3 [13:29] * %Eris` approches [13:29] <~SU_Tempest> FTeller: Hello, my dears... Would you like to have your fortune read?... Only 450 P$. [13:29] * %Eris` hands over 450P [13:29] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun glares at the fortune-teller.* [13:30] <~Hebizuka> [Pouch] 69 P$ /2000 [13:30] * %Eris` pat pats jun to calm her down [13:30] <~SU_Tempest> @arcana [13:30] <EliasBot> 21 of Trumps - The World (Ascending, endgame) ~ You and your ally if applicable both have Negated Pain Sensitivity for 25 turns, at the end of which you receive a Cardinal Amulet. [13:30] <~SU_Tempest> *A blast of light invades the room!* [13:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What the?! Divine light? How is... HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? [13:31] <%Eris`> this is why i say dont look down on things.. light dwells in even the most unlikely places [13:31] * %Eris` sage nod [13:31] <~SU_Tempest> FTeller: The Gods must think you are the chosen one ~ [13:32] <~SU_Tempest> FTeller: Now, go forth, for they want you to march on! [13:32] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [13:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1091 - Roomstyle: 218 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:32] * %Eris` enters the door [13:33] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a hiring bureau. Nobody in the cages on the left, as before, but the hirer is present and ready for you.* [13:35] <%Eris`> oh hello.. [13:35] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Ah, hello there. [13:35] <%Eris`> jons ? [13:35] <%Eris`> jobs*? [13:35] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Heeeey, I know you! You're Eris and Jun! [13:35] <%Eris`> yes, yes we are [13:36] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Heh, straight to the point. Let me check what jobs are open. [13:36] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: I've got two job offers. One is from a bartender, and the other from some rich woman. [13:37] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: The first wants some armed security, cause he's going to have a few troublemakers, and he'd like someone who can give him backup. The second needs a bodyguard to take her home safely because she believes her head has been put on contract... and she fears hitmen. [13:39] <%Eris`> ill take the 2nd [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: ...All right, I've notified the employer that you are on the way. Step on this teleporter please... [13:40] * %Eris` steps on [13:40] <~Hebizuka> *You and Jun are telepadded.* [13:41] <~Hebizuka> *You reappear in a warehouse room, where a woman wearing classy evening dress and high-heeled shoes is waiting, handbag around the shoulder.* [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: Are you the bodyguards I asked for? [13:43] * %Eris` nod nod [13:46] <~SU_Tempest> *She dryly offers a handshake.* [13:46] <~SU_Tempest> Woman: Mariana Tosman. You two are? [13:48] * %Eris` handshake [13:48] <%Eris`> Eris Lilium [13:48] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Jun Sesturi [13:49] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: Right... You two look like you're out of some space movie. I hope the guns you're covered with aren't just for show. [13:49] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun glares at her.* [13:50] <%Eris`> tried and tested maam [13:50] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: Whatever. Just do your job, protect my hide and shoot at any bastard who wants it, and you'll get paid. Let's move. [13:51] <%Eris`> =w= alright then. [13:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun deathglare.* [13:52] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [13:52] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2463 - Roomstyle: 242 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:52] * %Eris` leads through [13:53] <~Hebizuka> *A messy, featureless room. There is a dead body on the floor...* [13:55] * %Eris` checks out the dead body [13:55] <%Eris`> huh.. [13:56] <~Hebizuka> *A dead satori.* >Physio >Weapons [13:56] <%Eris`> >weapons [13:57] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - LAR Grizzly Mark V pistol | .50 AE - Semi-auto | M. Brake(I) | Grizzly 6-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 - [5+1/6] [13:57] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: Stop wasting time on this trash, let's move on already... [13:57] * %Eris` checks to see how the satori died [13:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Do you have no respect?! [13:57] <~Hebizuka> *Several bullet holes on the back and the chest. The puddle of blood it's resting on has long dried. It's been a while.* [13:57] <%Eris`> with all do respect maam checking the body for casue of death can help us prevent you from being caught in an ambush or trap [13:58] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: ... Fine. But that's what you're here for, right? [13:58] <%Eris`> yes so let me do my job.. [13:58] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [13:58] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2724 - Roomstyle: 24 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [13:58] * %Eris` enters [14:01] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A hitman barges in the room, with a handgun.* [14:02] * %Eris` doesnt even give him the chance, already has his 1911 drawn and shoots him in the face [14:02] <%Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [14:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [14:02] * %Eris` and misses [14:02] <~Hebizuka> *Your +P++ round cracks sharply despite your silencer, but you miss your shot.* [14:03] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn.* [14:03] <~Hebizuka> *Jun draws her Glock 21, remains in semi-auto, and fires six times - with the muzzle brake, those shots are particularly loud.* [14:03] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [14:03] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [14:04] <~Hebizuka> *All six shots land in the hitman's chest successfully. He whimpers and crumbles on the floor, dead.* [14:04] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [Glock 21] Hitman A [14:04] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [14:04] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: Gods, those things are LOUD. [14:07] * %Eris` switches out for regular ammo [14:08] <~Hebizuka> *You swap the ammunition loaded in both your 1911s, from +P++ to regular ball. Additionally, you reload fully Aequitas.* [14:08] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP +P++ : +15 [14:08] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP ball: -16 [14:08] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP ball: 165 -- .45 ACP +P++: 65 [14:12] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: All right, let's move on. There will be more. [14:12] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:12] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1272 - Roomstyle: 298 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:12] * %Eris` enters [14:13] <~Hebizuka> *A shrine. There is nobody around, though... You do spot a bottle in the donation box though.* [14:13] * %Eris` glances at the bottle [14:13] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of vodka. 4d7 - Inebriation +7d6/portion [14:13] <%Eris`> heh russians [14:13] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1043 - Roomstyle: 52 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun yoinks the bottle.* [14:14] <%Eris`> o.o [14:14] <%Eris`> we dont need that [14:14] <%Eris`> >.> [14:14] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: YOU maybe not, but I do. [14:14] <%Eris`> .. ok fine :P [14:14] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1166 - Roomstyle: 284 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [14:14] * %Eris` enters [14:14] <~Hebizuka> [Ally] 127.35/140 [14:15] <~Hebizuka> *A library. In there, a hitwoman is waiting, with a handgun as well!* [14:16] * %Eris` draws, headshot [14:16] * %Eris` with 1911 [14:16] <%Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [14:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [14:17] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4. The reflex sight helps you keep on target, and you barely manage your headshot indeed.* [14:17] <~Hebizuka> *It seems to have dealt just enough damage to kill the hitwoman.* [14:17] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [M1911A1] Hitwoman A /H\ [14:17] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 5090 - Roomstyle: 384 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:18] * %Eris` enters [14:19] <~Hebizuka> *A classroom. There are @graffiti on the chalkboard. You also see a weapon on the teacher's desk.* [14:20] * %Eris` checks the weapon [14:20] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - SIG Sauer SG550 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Burst3/Full | No accessory | SG 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [19+1/20] [14:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, how about miss Tosman carries that? [14:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: So she's less of an unarmed target. [14:21] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: Eugh... Do I really have to. You're the bodyguards, I shouldn't have to be armed! [14:21] <%Eris`> Though a small chance, the chance of us being incapacitated or killed is not 0.. [14:21] <%Eris`> It's better not to take any chances [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> *The woman reluctantly grabs the SG550.* [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: Fine... [14:22] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3421 - Roomstyle: 85 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:22] <%Eris`> @graffiti [14:22] <EliasBot> apes will escape and monkeys will become superballs [14:22] <%Eris`> ... [14:22] <%Eris`> pfft. [14:23] * %Eris` enters the door [14:23] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a regular, featureless room. A hitman with a silenced submachine gun is awaiting!* [14:25] * %Eris` once more for headshot with 1911 [14:25] <%Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [14:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [14:25] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [M1911A1] Hitman B /H\ [14:25] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [14:27] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: ...good job, I guess. [14:27] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: But there are still a few more rooms until we reach my house. [14:27] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3738 - Roomstyle: 349 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:27] * %Eris` enters [14:28] <%Eris`> [i hope the pay is good for putting up with this bitch] [14:29] <~Hebizuka> *A scullery. You see a dead body on the floor... You see a box of ammo as well.* [14:31] * %Eris` checks the body quickly [14:32] <~Hebizuka> *It's a dead butler.* >Physio [14:34] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1377 - Roomstyle: 114 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:34] * %Eris` enters [14:34] <~Hebizuka> *A bedroom, but it isn't Mariana's. A hitwoman is waiting with a silenced PDW!* [14:35] * %Eris` headshot, 1911, etc [14:35] <%Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [14:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [14:35] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [M1911A1] Hitwoman B /H\ [14:35] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [14:36] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 5480 - Roomstyle: 137 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:36] * %Eris` enters [14:36] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: We're almost there... [14:37] <~Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. You spot a weapon on the floor...* [14:39] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Steyr TMP machine pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | Foregrip(I) | TMP 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 - [29+1/30] [14:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I don't suppose you want it? [14:39] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: I've got one rifle already, I'm not a hunk of muscles! [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun sighs* [14:40] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [14:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 6015 - Roomstyle: 298 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:40] * %Eris` enters [14:40] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a bedroom - this time, it is your employer's! And two hitmen - a hitman and a hitwoman are waiting, with silenced rifles!* [14:41] * %Eris` raises both 1911s this time.. headshots ensue [14:41] <%Eris`> !mdice 4 6 [14:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 6 5 6 ] [ Total Score: 18 ] [14:41] <~Hebizuka> *Aequitas: 7. Veritas: 11.* [14:41] <~Hebizuka> *Both hired killers drop like flies, like it's too easy.* [14:42] <%Eris`> all too easy.. [14:42] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [M1911A1] Hitman C /H\ [14:42] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [M1911A1] Hitwoman C /H\ [14:43] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: ... Whew. Well, uh.. Thank you, I guess. You did good... [14:43] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: Here... This is for you. [14:43] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 700 P$ [14:43] * %Eris` accepts the money [14:44] <~Hebizuka> [Pouch] 769 P$ /2000 [14:44] <%Eris`> Thank you.. we'll be out of your way then [14:44] <~SU_Tempest> Mariana: Yeah, yeah... I'll call your hiring agent and tell him you guys are, uh... Respectable. [14:44] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded back to the hiring bureau.* [14:45] <%Eris`> .. [14:45] <%Eris`> we're back [14:45] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: I just got the confirmation message on my screen. You did a good job! [14:45] <%Eris`> it was difficult [14:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: We made it, though. [14:45] <%Eris`> difficult not to smash her face in.. :x [14:46] <%Eris`> sorry she was aggrivating.. [14:46] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Don't worry. Your employers will be nicer when you'll get better-known. [14:46] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: In any case, keep at it! [14:46] <~Hebizuka> *Mission complete* [14:47] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [14:50] <~Hebizuka> 506 rooms, 126 kills, 2 SEs, 13 missions, 4 Amulets, 57344 P$, 1 Run [14:50] <~Hebizuka> Progress: [14:50] <~Hebizuka> +30 rooms, +8 kills, +1 mission, -721 P$ [14:51] <~Hebizuka> Score: 1651 pts [+50] [14:51] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 3rd [No change] [14:51] <~Hebizuka> =Today's stats= [14:51] <~Hebizuka> Shots 8/11 [14:51] <~Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [14:52] <~Hebizuka> Shots 178/215 (83%) [14:52] <~Hebizuka> Melee 31/37 (84%) [14:52] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 4/4 (100%) [14:52] <~Hebizuka> Explosives 2/2 (100%) [14:52] <~Hebizuka> Special 3/5 (60%) [14:52] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL 218/263 (83% accuracy) [14:52] <~Hebizuka> Awards progress: [14:52] <~Hebizuka> +2 Precision rifle kills - +6 pistol kills - +2 Soldier kills - +1 Youkai kills - +8 headshots [14:52] <~Hebizuka> Checking for new awards... [14:54] <~Hebizuka> No new awards [14:54] <~Hebizuka> Completionist conduct progress [14:54] <~Hebizuka> +1 secret event uncovered (#10) [14:54] <~Hebizuka> Important secret events: 2/6