Log:Game 161 (Meta, no ontology)

[12:23] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You have visited 78 rooms during this run (total 526), the next special room is at the 80th. You have no special condition to note, other than you still suffer from hallucinations. The world looks funky. Your ally Jun is also still under the effects of hallus. !mrooms3 to continue [12:24] Eris` quite happy with him self.. a good long time has gone by.. [12:24] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5808 - Front door: 2478 - Right door: 3583 - Roomstyle: 391 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:24] Eris` front doore [12:26] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a kitchen, the walls of which seem to be colored blue and cream, man! Blue and cream! You notice a normal object on the floor...* [12:26] Eris` looks at the object [12:27] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Drinkable horseshoe. 4d7 [12:27] <~Hebizuka> *There is also only one blue and cream door in front of you...* [12:28] Eris` goes through said door [12:28] <Eris`> !mdoors1 [12:28] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [12:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 6052 - Roomstyle: 1 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:28] Eris` enters [12:29] <~Hebizuka> *You enter in a hiring bureau, but the hirer there suspiciously resembles Steve Jobs!* [12:29] Eris` approches cautiously [12:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Hello, and welcome to this Apple Recruitment Office! How can I help you? [12:30] <Eris`> ah my mistake i thought this was a different place [12:30] Eris` walks on [12:30] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4855 - Front door: 2001 - Right door: 5056 - Roomstyle: 39 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:31] Eris` froont door [12:31] <Eris`> (TERRORISTS) [12:31] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 88th.* [12:36] <~Hebizuka> *You enter in a mess hall that seems to stretch forever, literally. Here, you see Bayonetta with a dead rat, eating a grilled electric guitar. You also spot a pair of completely normal items on the floor.* [12:39] <~Hebizuka> *Strangely, you hear Bayonetta meow loudly.* [12:41] <Eris`> ..what [12:42] Eris` checks the items [12:42] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Arms addon - Mailboxes - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 14 [12:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Hey... Aren't those bagpipes? [12:46] <Eris`> they look like mailboxes [12:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Bayonetta] The fuck? *Headtilts at both of you.* [12:48] <Eris`> im trippin ballz [12:48] <Eris`> o/ [12:48] Eris` falls over [12:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Bayonetta] *MEOW* [12:48] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun giggles like a kid at you.* [12:48] <Eris`> .. [12:48] <Eris`> meow? [12:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Bayonetta] What? Never seen a catgirl before? [12:48] <~Hebizuka> *It appears that she has cat ears, now.* [12:48] <Eris`> oh I didnt notice before hand [12:49] <Eris`> everything smells so colorful and sounds so fuzzy [12:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Bayonetta] Druggies... *sigh* [12:50] <Eris`> oh we fell in some.. gas trap [12:50] <Eris`> and have been fucked ever sense [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Hehehe... teeheeheehee... Catgirl is eating guitar! [12:51] <Eris`> .. i distinctly remember a butt inside another butt,, getting shot... in the butt.. [12:51] <Eris`> BUTT BUTT GOT SHOT IN THE BUTT [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] NO, THAT IS NOT FUNNY. [12:51] <Eris`> AHAHAHAHAHA [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun says that but she bursts into giggles. The cat-girl Bayonetta seems completely distraught and takes her meal elsewhere in the room...* [12:52] <Eris`> well [12:54] Eris` stretch [12:54] <Eris`> eventually ill.. stop being balls off the walls and return to the old ways taking calls. people with problesm im here for all yalls. Out with my guns, making shit falls, faster then a fat bitch eating bacon down the halls.. [12:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] You should be a DJ at MJB! [12:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Teeheehee... They'd love you if you talked like that all the time~ [12:56] <Eris`> haha [12:56] <Eris`> I dont got what it takes to kill my brain cells all the time [12:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] We're tripping balls, it's a good start! --...whoops, did I say a bad word? *She walks towards the doors.* [12:57] <Eris`> I can show you balls if you want [12:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Gross! [12:57] Eris` following grinning [12:58] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:58] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3658 - Front door: 3647 - Right door: 5964 - Roomstyle: 251 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:58] Eris` front door [13:00] <~Hebizuka> *A messy room. The floor and the walls are covered in fuschia-colored splatters. You spot an object on the floor...* [13:01] Eris` glances at the object [13:03] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Empty gas pump | 12 gauge - Semi-auto | No accessory | Premium gas 6-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [5+1/6, 6x Buckshot] - DV: Excellent, RV: Clean [13:03] <Eris`> =w= [13:03] <Eris`> fuck the gas [13:03] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3858 - Front door: 204 - Right door: 2529 - Roomstyle: 140 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [13:03] Eris` takes front door [13:04] <~Hebizuka> *You hear the sound of a church bell coming out of Jun's stomach.* [13:04] <Eris`> o-o [13:04] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a volley of spiral stairs, but downwards.* [13:05] <~Hebizuka> *You end up in a library, where every book is actually a book-shaped furball of DOOM. There is also an out-of-place object on one of the reading tables...* [13:06] Eris` checks the out of place object [13:06] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A holy hand grenade which smells of chlorine. [13:06] Eris` accepts it [13:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Gross! It's a different faith! [13:07] Eris` puts it away [13:08] <~Hebizuka> *Upon closer inspection, it's actually a normal chlorine tablet, just shaped like the Holy Hand Grenade.* [13:09] <~Hebizuka> 126.43/140 [13:11] Eris` nods and continues on [13:11] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:11] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4558 - Front door: 432 - Right door: 2303 - Roomstyle: 401 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [13:11] Eris` front door [13:11] <~Hebizuka> *The world becomes normal and boring again as you come back to your senses. The hallucinations have worn off.* [13:12] <Eris`> .. i feel clear headed again.. [13:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] ...gwah... I'm hungry! [13:12] <Eris`> eat something! [15:29] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a scullery, with its eternal lines of dishwashers on the side. A yousei servant is present, busy piling up crates full of clean dishes and platters.* [15:30] * Eris` ignores it continuing on [15:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Hey, hold on, gotta reach for some food. [15:30] <Eris`> oh ook [15:31] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden looks inside her bag and searches... She pulls out two roasted chicken thighs, which she devours!* [15:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 4 [15:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [15:31] <~SU_Tempest> ((Wrong roll)) [15:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 6 4 [15:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 4 1 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [15:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] A lot better~! We can move on. [15:32] <Eris`> ok [15:32] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [15:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 201 - Front door: 2475 - Right door: 363 - Roomstyle: 414 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:32] * Eris` left door [15:33] <~Hebizuka> *A scratched room, full of @graffiti. A scientist is present for some reason.* [15:34] <Eris`> @graffiti [15:34] <EliasBot> that cat, i hate that cat [15:34] * Eris` walks on [15:34] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [15:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1356 - Front door: 2019 - Right door: 2780 - Roomstyle: 351 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:35] <~Hebizuka> *The scientist pesters at both of you as you walk by.* [15:35] * Eris` front door [15:35] <Eris`> ? [15:35] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Show-offs... [15:36] <~SU_Tempest> [HEV Message] Hunger 60%. [15:37] * Eris` shrugs and continues on [15:37] <~Hebizuka> *A bedroom. There, you see another yousei servant making the sheets and doing some general cleaning. You notice that there is a fairly interesting object left on the desk...* [15:39] * Eris` checks the object [15:40] <~Hebizuka> [Key item] A lockpicking kit, to bypass container locks. Contains tools to bypass mechanical and electronic locks. [15:40] * Eris` takes it [15:40] <Eris`> I've been looking for something like this [15:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Nice find! [15:41] <Eris`> @mrooms3 [15:41] <~SU_Tempest> [SYousei] H-hey! It's my master's! [15:41] <Eris`> sorry but ill be taking it for the youkai and futa freedom movement [15:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Sorry, divine ordeal. *She lightly baps the yousei over the head using her gohei.* And also what he said. [15:42] <~SU_Tempest> [SYousei] Oh, geez... [15:42] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [15:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4068 - Front door: 2626 - Right door: 746 - Roomstyle: 203 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:42] * Eris` right door [15:44] <~Hebizuka> *A warehouse room. You see various containers here, but the majority of them is empty or full of useless items. There is only one door ahead. You do spot an item on the floor, though...* [15:46] * Eris` checks the item [15:46] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Foregrip [15:46] * Eris` ignores it [15:46] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 148 - Roomstyle: 277 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [15:47] * Eris` enters [15:49] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a hiring bureau again, but the cages on the left are empty. The hirer on the right is present and working on the computer...* [15:50] <Eris`> ahh [15:51] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Ah, hello there. [15:52] <Eris`> hello [15:52] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Can I help you? [15:52] <Eris`> any jobs or anything for us? [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: You are Eris Lilium, I think. Sure, let me check. [15:53] <~Hebizuka> *Jobs available: 1* [15:54] <~Hebizuka> >A bartender is seeking for armed security to prepare for an evening he fears will be rough and rowdy. [15:55] * Eris` accepts it [15:56] <Eris`> I'll take that one [16:05] <~SU_Tempest> *The Hirer teleports you.* [16:05] <~Hebizuka> *You reappear in a bar. You are immediately greeted by the bartender, who has his shotgun slung on the back.* [16:06] <Eris`> 'ello [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Ah, hi. Are you the bouncers I asked for? [16:07] <Eris`> Yep [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Thank the Gods you're there in time. I'm about to have a few clients, but I know three of them are particularly rowdy. They're probably going to get drunk and violent... I got a word with the cops, they gave me the authorization to use force if it gets too bad... They'll write it off as self-defense. [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] By proxy, you can too. Ah... Here they are [16:09] <~Hebizuka> *A group of three persons come in. Two of them are wearing leather jackets, the third has a steel helmet on the head. They seem to be lightly armed, but their attitude says it all.* [16:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Patron1] Barkeep, the usual! Strong and no ice [16:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Patron2] Hey, give mine -first-. [16:11] <~SU_Tempest> *The two elbow each other and seem to get rowdy.* [16:11] <Eris`> .. [16:13] * Eris` watches them waiting [16:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Patron3] Hard whiskey please. [16:13] <Eris`> heh.. [16:20] <~SU_Tempest> *Five minutes pass ,and already all of them are down to their third shots. Idly, the first patron pulls a knife out of a holster.* [16:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Patron1] If ya give me the nexsht drink free, I'll spare yer life... [16:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] You know it's a bad idea, do you. [16:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Patron1] DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! *Waves the blade under the barkeep's face.* [16:20] <Eris`> drop it and ill spare your punk.. [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Patron1] THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, ORANGE HEAD? [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Patron2] Don't messh wish ush... *burp* [16:21] <Eris`> .. [16:22] <Eris`> ill say it once and only once drop the knife and go back to your drinks [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Patron2] Is he playing tough guy? Gut him, man! [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> *The first patron points (drunkedly) his blade at you.* [16:23] * Eris` immediately moives forward and sadist blasts him [16:24] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun prepares her MP5/10 and is about to shoot the first person who makes a move!* [16:25] <~SU_Tempest> *The patrons each whip out their weapons - the first two have knives, the last one has a handgun. The bartender also takes out his shotgun, ready to attack.* [16:25] <~Hebizuka> *Start of turn 1.* [16:25] <~Hebizuka> *The fastest to move is Eris.* [16:26] <Eris`> !mdice 8d6 [16:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Those numbers are too high, or the roll is invalid! [16:26] <Eris`> !mdice 8 6 [16:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 8 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 1 1 1 6 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 23 ] [16:27] <~Hebizuka> *Scores: 7, 2, 7, 7. Too bad your martial arts stint is aborted by an inadvertent slipping on the floor.* [16:27] <~Hebizuka> *Fortunately, you're not hurt in the process.* [16:27] <~Hebizuka> *Patron #2's turn...* [16:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Patron2] Shank him! [16:27] <~Hebizuka> *He attempts stabbing you.* [16:27] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [16:27] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [16:29] <~Hebizuka> *With uncanny strength, the drunk patron stabs as hard as he can in your back. That stings a little more than it should, but the HEV Suit holds together easily.* [16:30] * Eris` dusts self off [16:30] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain +13% [16:30] <Eris`> that it, your knife felt like a bee [16:30] <~Hebizuka> (actually ignore my above damage line) [16:31] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain: -12 [+13%] - Chest HP: 48/50 (-2) [16:31] <~Hebizuka> *The third patron unholsters his handgun and points it at Jun, firing off exactly one shot...* [16:31] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:31] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left arm [16:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [16:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [16:33] <~Hebizuka> *Jun screams in pain!* [16:33] <~Hebizuka> [Ally damage] Pain: 8% [+8] - No limb damage suffered [16:34] <~Hebizuka> *The first patron doesn't act, thinking he's all high and mighty because his friends back him up.* [16:34] <~Hebizuka> *Jun's turn...* [16:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Okay, you motherfuckers, I've had ENOUGH of this! [16:35] <~SU_Tempest> *She points her MP5 at the 3rd patron, the one who just shot him. She carefully aims at the head, and fires twice in semi-auto.* [16:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [16:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [16:36] <~Hebizuka> *Mode: Semi - Recoil: 4-1 (3) - Reflex sight: No penalty vs Head - FT: 5. Shots 1-2: Hit.* [16:36] <~Hebizuka> *Both of Jun's rounds strike the drunk patron's helmet, which strike with sufficient force to kill him instantly.* [16:37] <~Hebizuka> Jun [MP5/10A3] Maze Citizen /H\ [16:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WANT SOME OF THAT, JUST TRY AND SHANK ME [16:37] <~SU_Tempest> *She meowls that out high and loud, which scares everyone else in the room.* [16:37] <Eris`> .. doesnt matter now.. [16:38] <~Hebizuka> *The bartender finally acts, pumping his shotgun, and firing twice at the patron who just shanked you.* [16:38] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [16:38] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [16:40] <~Hebizuka> *4 pellets hit Patron #2 in the chest, which wound him but do not kill him. He profusely bleeds, though, and his chest is adorned with four small but nasty holes!* [16:40] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [16:40] <~Hebizuka> *What will you plan for the next turn?* [16:41] * Eris` grabs his russian knife [16:41] * Eris` goes to remove the sight of patron #3.. by stabbing him in the eyes...* [16:42] <~Hebizuka> *You are the fastest for this turn again.* [16:42] <Eris`> !mdice 4 6 [16:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 16 ] [16:45] <~Hebizuka> *FT: 4 +2 (6). Scores: 10, 6. Though you fail to hit on the second time, your first stab was done with such brutality and strength that the knife went straight through the drunk patron's eye.* [16:46] <~Hebizuka> Eris [Kizlyar DV-2] Patron #3 (T) /H\ [16:47] <~Hebizuka> *The third patron was next to move, but since you killed him...* [16:47] <~Hebizuka> *Patron #1 is last, and he isn't laughing anymore, nope.* [16:47] <Eris`> o_o [16:47] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 Temerity [16:47] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 87 ] [ Total Score: 87 ] [16:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Patron1] F-fuck you! All of you! [16:48] <~SU_Tempest> *In a desperate move, he THROWS his knife at you.* [16:48] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [16:48] <EliasBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [16:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [16:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 6 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [16:49] <~Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain: -3% (+12) - Chest HP: 46/50 (-2) [16:49] <~Hebizuka> *That stings a little bit, but - hey! Free knife!* [16:49] * Eris` grabs the knife [16:49] <~Hebizuka> *Jun's turn...* [16:49] * Eris` dual wielding knives now :D [16:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Recites a LONG string of insults and swear words at the last surviving patron for attacking you.* [16:50] <~SU_Tempest> *She then flips the full-auto switch and just DUMPS her magazine at him.* [16:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Jun [16:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [16:51] <~Hebizuka> *Recoil: 4-1 (3). Mode: Full-auto. Shots fired: 18. | Shots 1-4: Hit. Shots 5-8: Hit, right leg. Shots 9-18: Miss.* [16:54] <~Hebizuka> *Jun DESTROYED her target's leg, punctured his chest, and left a dead and bleeding cadaver in lieu of a drunk patron, full of 10mm holes.* [16:54] <~Hebizuka> *The loud report of automatic fire forces the bartender to cower on the ground!* [16:54] <~Hebizuka> Jun [MP5/10A3] Maze Citizen [B] [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Hmph. Gross. Can't even die cleanly. [16:55] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [16:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Holy hell that was something... [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Y-your girlfriend is pretty scary, sir... [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun immediately resumes being her quiet self as though nothing happened.* [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] I don't -see- what you mean at all. [16:57] <~Hebizuka> *Equipment note - You have a KA-BAR knife as a temporary weapon, in your hands.* [16:59] * Eris` is off in the corner with the dead body of the one that shot jun.. in a state that can only be described as Homicidal insanity.. he was stabbing the boddy repeatedly with the russian knife using it to carve/gouge/dig out various body parts "stab the eyes, slit the throat, pierce the ears, sever the vertebrae, shank the shoulder blade, pry open the rib cage, slash the wrists, eviscerate [16:59] * Eris` the back of the knees, destroy the ankle, crysh the foot" and with each phrase he uhh.. repeated it.. just systematicly destroying the body as if it had been alive and he was practicing killing techniques on it.. his eyes were wide and a bit empty.. blood splattering onto the walls and then after that it was aimless stabbing.. srab srab stab until someone stopped him.. [17:00] <~SU_Tempest> *The barkeep is -spooked to death-, now visibly shaking behind the bar counter.* [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun approaches you from behind and catches you from under the arms, taking you away from the madness.* [17:01] * Eris` flails like a child trying to get back to stabbing [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Huummrf! You're heavy! Just stop, we massacred them already! [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] It's starting to smell gross from all the blood, let's stop! [17:01] <Eris`> .. eh.. [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun hugs you from behind by the same motion.* [17:01] * Eris` blinks as he regains his composure.. [17:02] <Eris`> .. what happened [17:02] <Eris`> i dont remember anything that happened after that guy pulled a knife [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] ...Um... Both of you started shooting and stabbing and them, and all three have been killed... [17:03] <Eris`> oh.. [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Geez, now the Guards are going to regret giving me a blind eye for self-defense, they'll think I go overboard all the time. *He chuckles, dismissing it as funny.* [17:03] <Eris`> oh they already know i do [17:03] * Eris` nod nod [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Thank you very much for the help, the teleporter to go back to the hiring bureau is here; ask him for your payment! [17:04] <Eris`> im overp rotective of my girlfriend so when someone messes with her i tend to black out and.. this happens [17:04] <Eris`> ok will do [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Barkeep] Don't worry, I understand. [17:05] <~Hebizuka> *Return to the hiring bureau?* [17:07] * Eris` yes [17:07] <~Hebizuka> *Teleported...* [17:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Wowwww! I heard you two went full cowboy in that bar? The barkeep is satisfied but scared as hell! I just had him on the phone! [17:08] * Eris` covered in blood from stabbing [17:08] <Eris`> ah.. [17:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Don't reply, it SHOWS. Yee-haw! Anyhow. I got your payment here. [17:08] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 450 P$ [17:08] * Eris` accepts it [17:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Can I have some of it? I helped! [17:09] * Eris` hands all of it to her [17:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Thank you! [17:09] <Eris`> here have a 'donation' :P [17:09] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun waves her gohei at you, pretending to thank you in a shrine - though that works only in a shrine.* [17:10] <~Hebizuka> [Ally money] Pouch: 1798 P$ [17:10] <~Hebizuka> *Mission complete!* [17:10] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [17:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 71 - Front door: 1822 - Right door: 3889 - Roomstyle: 300 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [17:10] * Eris` left door [17:10] <Eris`> hope we find a shower soon [17:10] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: I'll make sure to talk about you two to potential employers who will pay better! [17:11] <Eris`> alright [17:11] <Eris`> anyway id like to wash this off [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Let's find a shower room... [17:11] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 90th.* [17:11] <Eris`> yeah lets do that [17:12] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a regular, featureless room. No showers around, sadly. Only one door ahead! You see some clothes on the floor.* [17:13] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [17:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 5216 - Roomstyle: 428 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:13] * Eris` enters [17:16] <~Hebizuka> *A bedroom. You enter a rather lavishly decorated bedroom. Here, you see a butler serve a bottle of what looks like an expensive alcohol to an archaeologist, sitting in a comfy seat, while watching TV (@whatsonTV).* [17:16] <Eris`> @whatsontv [17:16] <EliasBot> [Anime] Ichigo turns left to buy groceries while Zei rides the Kraken to Walmart [17:16] <~SU_Tempest> Archeo: Many thanks, Norbert. [17:16] <Eris`> :| [17:16] * Eris` walks on [17:18] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [17:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 764 - Front door: 3769 - Right door: 1813 - Roomstyle: 351 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [17:18] * Eris` left door [17:18] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 99th.* [17:19] <~Hebizuka> *Another bedroom, this time occupied only by a yousei servant, yet again. This one is lazy, though, and is watching TV instead of working. You notice an object on the desk, which bears the biohazard symbol.* [17:21] * Eris` checks it out :o [17:21] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Head implant - "Akimbo Master" dual wielding mastery enhancement [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun checks out the television.* [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> @whatsonTV [17:21] <EliasBot> [Music Video] KappaDriver rocks out on Demetori songs [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Ooh. [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> [SYousei] This dude is crazy. He plays guitar like a god! [17:22] * Eris` stores the enhance ment for use on jun later [17:23] <~Hebizuka> 127.43/140 [17:23] * Eris` moves on [17:23] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [17:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5229 - Front door: 2115 - Right door: 4910 - Roomstyle: 123 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [17:23] * Eris` front door [17:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Bye~ [17:23] <~SU_Tempest> [SYousei] See ya. [17:25] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a shooting range! Someone left a weapon behind on one of the benches, though, and even some clothes!* [17:27] * Eris` checks the weapon [17:27] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K MP5/40A2 submachine gun | .40 S&W - Semi/Full | R.Sight | MP5/40 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 - [29+1/30, 30x FMJ] - DV: Fair. RV: Dirty. [17:27] <~Hebizuka> *That gun looks like it's seen better days...* [17:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Ah! That reminds me I forgot to reload... [17:28] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun refills her MP5/10's magazine with 30 FMJ rounds.* [17:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] There! I'm all set again. [17:29] <Eris`> nice [17:29] <Eris`> hmm [17:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] It really looks like mine, though. [17:30] <Eris`> it does [17:30] * Eris` picks it up, flips the full auto on.. fires it down the range [17:30] <~Hebizuka> *The above shots will not count for the statistics.* [17:30] <~Hebizuka> *Fire how many rounds?* [17:31] * Eris` all of them [17:31] <~Hebizuka> *Go ahead and roll.* [17:31] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [17:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [17:32] <~Hebizuka> *Mode: Full-auto. Recoil: 3. FT: 4. Shots fired: 30. | Shots 1-4: Hit (target). Shots 5-8: Hit. Shots 9-12: Hit. Shots 13-16: Hit. Shots 17-20: Hit. Shots 21-24: Hit. Shots 25-30: Miss.* [17:33] <~Hebizuka> *You have no trouble controlling the recoil of your weapon and score 24 holes in the silhouette!* [17:33] <~Hebizuka> *And that despite the MP5 looking well worn.* [17:33] <Eris`> not bad [17:33] * Eris` puts it down [17:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] You're pretty good at this! [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] And now you know why I like my MP5. I really like how it's small and compact... I mean, I like the big rifle too, but I don't -need- it all the time. [17:34] * Eris` nod nod [17:35] <Eris`> it does for you what my handguns do for me [17:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Yup, the small jobs. ~ [17:35] * Eris` puts the mp5 down and goes on [17:35] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [17:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2587 - Front door: 931 - Right door: 1489 - Roomstyle: 225 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [17:35] * Eris` front door [17:37] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a kitchen. This place looks empty, though you spot an interesting box of ammo.* [17:38] * Eris` checks it out [17:38] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, incendiary slug, 15 rounds [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Oh, right, you love shotguns, too, don't you? [17:39] <Eris`> yeah [17:39] * Eris` stores these [17:41] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 74.* [17:41] <~Hebizuka> 128.18/140 [17:44] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [17:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5139 - Front door: 3960 - Right door: 3220 - Roomstyle: 110 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [17:44] * Eris` rightt door [17:45] <~Hebizuka> *A mess hall. You see nobody in here, though you do spot another box of ammo.* [17:46] * Eris` checks the ammo [17:46] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .45 ACP, 50 rounds, FMJ [17:46] * Eris` stores them all [17:47] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 215.* [17:47] <~Hebizuka> 129.18/140 [17:47] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [17:49] <~Hebizuka> 542 rooms, 133 kills, 2 SEs, 14 missions, 5 Amulets, 58495 P$, 1 Run [17:49] <~Hebizuka> Progress: [17:49] <~Hebizuka> +16 rooms, +3 kills, +1 mission, +450 P$ [17:50] <~Hebizuka> Score: 1748 pts (+37) [17:50] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 3rd (No change, 523 pts behind 2nd) [17:50] <~Hebizuka> =Today's stats= [17:50] <~Hebizuka> Melee 1/3 (33%) [17:50] <~Hebizuka> Total: 1/3 (33% accuracy today) [17:51] <~Hebizuka> =All time stats= [17:51] <~Hebizuka> Shots 179/216 (83%) [17:51] <~Hebizuka> Melee 38/49 (78%) [17:51] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 4/4 (100%) [17:51] <~Hebizuka> Explosives 2/2 (100%) [17:51] <~Hebizuka> Special 3/5 (60%) [17:51] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL 226/276 (82% accuracy) [17:52] <~Hebizuka> =Achievement progress= [17:52] <~Hebizuka> +1 Piercing [17:52] <~Hebizuka> +1 Headshot [17:52] <~Hebizuka> +1 weak point kill [17:52] <~Hebizuka> +1 Contracts mission [17:54] <~Hebizuka> No new award