Log:Game 164 (Meta, no ontology)

[10:11] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You have visited 94 rooms for this run (542 total). Next special room at the 99th. You are feeling very hungry (69%), beware. Your ally Jun Setsuri seems to be feeling okay. !mrooms3 to go [10:13] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3753 - Front door: 2084 - Right door: 4278 - Roomstyle: 388 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [10:13] * Eris` boots the right door open and walks through, ye old mighty boot style [10:15] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a corridor, with five doors (!mrooms5). The mighty boot style is immediately greeted by your stomach growling like it's trying to cause an earthquake. So bad that you're feeling weaker. You do see a package on the floor, though.* [10:16] * Eris` glances at the package [10:16] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Legs implant - Muscular enhancement system (legs) [10:18] <Eris`> meh [10:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] This doesn't look like anything you need, is it? [10:19] <Eris`> nah [10:20] <Eris`> .. FOOD [10:20] <Eris`> im so hungry i could eat a horse [10:21] * Eris` and does exactly that [10:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] ...Yeah, you haven't been eating anything at all either. [10:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] ~.~ don't be irresponsible, Eris. And eat that horse meat. [10:21] * Eris` gnaws and devours the horse meat [10:21] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 1d36 [10:21] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 4 [10:21] <~SU_Tempest> *It's gone stale and not tasty at all.* [10:22] <Eris`> .. [10:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Ew, gross! [10:22] <Eris`> stale horse ew [10:22] * Eris` grabs box of cookies [10:22] * Eris` eats 10 [10:23] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 10d8 [10:23] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 44 [10:23] <~SU_Tempest> *You fill yourself with cookie dough, taming your hunger by a good margin.* [10:23] <Eris`> .. [10:23] * Eris` eats 2 more cause irrisistable cookies [10:24] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 2d8 [10:24] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 6 [10:24] <~SU_Tempest> *Not TOO bad, but these two tasted a bit crummy.* [10:24] <~SU_Tempest> [HEV] Hunger: 16% [-54] [10:28] <Eris`> !mrooms5 [10:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Door A: 1324 - Door B: 1952 - Door C: 5337 - Door D: 2287 - Door E: 2260 - Roomstyle: 210 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [10:29] * Eris` takes Door C [10:39] <~Hebizuka> *A vault room. A bank is open and active inside. The banker is present, alongside three Maze Citizens, visibly armed and providing security. They nervously eye you. You also see abandoned clothes in the corner.* [10:40] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 715 - Front door: 4945 - Right door: 3277 - Roomstyle: 387 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [10:41] * Eris` continues through the left door not really stopping [10:43] <~Hebizuka> *A messy kitchen, with a lot of splatters of various colors; but mostly shades of red. You hear Jun's stomach growl lightly. She be hungreh too. There is a group of creatures huddled up in the room: five chameleons.* [10:44] <~Hebizuka> *Strangely, you see them as such, clearly.µ [10:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Gah, hold on, I gotta eat something too. [10:45] <~Hebizuka> *Jun searches in her backpack for something to eat, and comes up with two roasted chicken thighs, which she immediately nibbles.* [10:46] <~Hebizuka> @roll 2#3d4 [10:46] <EliasBot> Hebizuka: 8;7 [10:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] THAT is what I call great chicken. [10:46] <Eris`> :3 [10:46] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [10:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3463 - Front door: 1903 - Right door: 71 - Roomstyle: 298 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [10:47] <~Hebizuka> *The chameleons aren't disturbed by your presence, and mostly seem to ignore you.* [10:47] * Eris` assuming the chameleons are not hostile, cause chameleons, goes through the right door [10:48] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is only one door ahead. There is someone sitting there in the corner; it is a fortune-teller!* [10:49] <Eris`> hmm [10:49] * Eris` walks over [10:49] <~SU_Tempest> [FTeller] Ah, hello there, wanderers~ [10:53] <Eris`> hmm how much to have my fortune told? [10:54] <~SU_Tempest> [FTeller] 350 P$, wanderer. [10:56] * Eris` hands it over [10:56] <~Hebizuka> [Wealth] 1120 P$ remaining in pouch. [10:56] <~SU_Tempest> @arcana [10:56] <EliasBot> 21 of Trumps - The World (Ascending, endgame) ~ You and your ally if applicable both have Negated Pain Sensitivity for 25 turns, at the end of which you receive a Cardinal Amulet. [10:57] <~SU_Tempest> [FTeller] And this is why I make all of my consultations paid ones. [10:57] <Eris`> I see [10:58] <~SU_Tempest> [HEV] Unknown source of energy detected. Pain inhibition is off the charts. [10:59] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun received the same message.* [10:59] <~SU_Tempest> *You feel protected by the Gods themselves!* [11:00] <Eris`> thank you~ [11:00] <~SU_Tempest> *The fortune-teller rolls their eyes and grumbles something about quitting their job.* [11:05] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [11:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 5123 - Roomstyle: 188 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:05] * Eris` wlaks through [11:06] <~Hebizuka> *A hospital room. You see a medic and a nurse working there, as per usual.* [11:07] <Eris`> ah hello [11:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Welcome. Can I help you? [11:09] * Eris` sets unidentified white tablet on the counter [11:09] <Eris`> can you id this? [11:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Certainly. This is a tablet of paracetamol. [11:11] <Eris`> oh thank you.. do i need to pay you anything? o.o [11:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] No sir. Identification is free. Can I help you with anything else? [11:11] <~SU_Tempest> *With a smile, too!* [11:12] <Eris`> ah i think we're fine medically.. [11:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Yeah, I'm all right too. [11:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] We also have a meds shop if you need. [11:13] <Eris`> ohh well what do you have :3 [11:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Pulling up my list. [11:14] <~Hebizuka> =Meds for sale= [11:14] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [11:14] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Oxycodone - Pain-50%, FT+1, Nausea for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [11:14] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Pentobarbital - 50% chances of sudden death (roll 1d2, 1 means death, 2 means survival) - Weight: 0.1 [11:14] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Diazepam - FT-1, Alertness increase, Pain sensitivity+10% for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [11:14] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Sperm serum - Potency+100%/Impregnation+50% - Weight: 0.1 [11:14] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Paracetamol - Pain-30%, if more than one tablet is consumed in less than 10 turns, the user is poisoned. - Weight: 0.1 [11:14] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White powder - Cocaine - Alertness increase, Strength+10%, Pain sensitivity-10%, Hallucinations for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [11:14] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Ketamine - Pain-50%, Forgetfulness for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [11:16] * Eris` points at the diazepam ketamine and oxycodone [11:16] <Eris`> i want these [11:17] <~Hebizuka> =Buying= [11:17] <~Hebizuka> Diazepam - 400 P$ [11:17] <~Hebizuka> Ketamine - 300 P$ [11:17] <~Hebizuka> Oxycodone - 450 P$ [11:17] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 1150 P$ [11:17] <~Hebizuka> *Confirm purchase?* [11:18] * Eris` yes [11:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Well, it seems you've got only 92 P$ in credit... I will need the rest in cash, sir, or some other form of payment. [11:19] * Eris` forks over the cash [11:21] <~Hebizuka> *You no longer have any credit in hospital rooms. You pay 1058 P$ in cash for your meds.* [11:21] <~Hebizuka> [Wealth] Remaining in pouch: 62 P$ [11:22] <~Hebizuka> [Weight] 128.48/140 [11:25] <Eris`> i feel better after buying something [11:25] * Eris` front door [11:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Strange way to feel better. [11:25] <Eris`> well she was nice enough to id the meds so i feel like i repayed them [11:25] <Eris`> if you know what i mean [11:26] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [11:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 4463 - Roomstyle: 166 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:26] * Eris` enters [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] I suppose that's right... [11:27] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a vault room again. And again, a bank is active, with its security and of course, its banker.* [11:30] * Eris` shrugs and continues on [11:30] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5772 - Front door: 2980 - Right door: 1470 - Roomstyle: 211 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:30] * Eris` right door [11:32] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 105th.* [11:33] <~Hebizuka> *A messy bedroom, with damaged furniture; most of it is full of bullet holes. You notice a box of ammunition on the floor.* [11:33] <Eris`> .. how appropriate [11:33] * Eris` checks the box of ammunition [11:33] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.8x42mm, 150 rounds, FMJ [11:35] * Eris` doesnt need it [11:35] * Eris` leaves it [11:35] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3937 - Front door: 2464 - Right door: 2538 - Roomstyle: 311 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [11:35] * Eris` left door [11:35] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun doesn't need any such ammo either.* [11:36] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a laboratory. You notice there are mushrooms on one of the tables here, one of them is under a microscope, while the other is sitting next to it.* [11:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Eeh? Mushrooms? Are those mushrooms? I haven't seen any of these in... ...Actually, I don't even -remember-. [11:40] * Eris` grabs up the mushrooms and stores them [11:40] <Eris`> these might be useful [11:40] <Eris`> at the very least grilled :3 [11:40] * Eris` examines the shrooms [11:41] <~Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Red, Fruity smell [11:41] <~Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Brown, Pleasant smell [11:44] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 6281 - Front door: 5627 - Right door: 1585 - Roomstyle: 327 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:44] * Eris` right door [11:45] <~Hebizuka> [Weight] 128.68/140 [11:48] <~Hebizuka> *A shooting range. You spot an engineer examining what appears to be a submachine gun, looking very displeased with it. You also notice another weapon in the corner.* [11:50] * Eris` checks the weapon [11:50] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Colt Mk18 mod 0 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | Scope | STANAG 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 - [19+1/20, 20x FMJ] - Condition: Worn / Cleanliness: Seized up [11:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Wow... This thing looks like it needs a little cleaning... [11:53] <Eris`> yeah [11:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun ponders.* [11:53] <Eris`> hmm? [11:53] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden takes the Mk18 for herself, shoving it in her backpack.* [11:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Who knows? Maybe if I can get this thing in better shape, someone will want it! [11:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Clearly, Business Miko is showing.* [11:54] <Eris`> maybe [11:54] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:54] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4499 - Front door: 4929 - Right door: 4226 - Roomstyle: 402 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [11:54] * Eris` right door [11:56] <~Hebizuka> [Weight] Ally's backpack: 110.55/140 [11:58] <~Hebizuka> *A hospital bedroom. Someone abandoned a weapon here, on the bed. There is also only one door ahead.* [11:58] * Eris` checks the weapon [11:58] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Ruger Mini-30 rifle | 7.62x39mm - Semi-auto | No accessory | Mini-30 5-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [4+1/5, 5x FMJ] - Condition: Fair / Cleanliness: Grimy [12:00] <~Hebizuka> *Jun glances at it, but decides against taking this one.* [12:00] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [12:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3005 - Roomstyle: 203 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [12:01] * Eris` enter~ [12:02] <~Hebizuka> *It's the teleporting keypad again!* [12:02] <Eris`> hmmmm [12:03] * Eris` puts in 007 :3 [12:03] * Eris` climbs in [12:03] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 1d6 [12:03] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 1 [12:04] <~Hebizuka> *The teleporting keypad malfunctions as it's about to send you to another room. The counter flickers...* [12:04] <Eris`> .. welp [12:04] <~Hebizuka> *Instead of being sent to room 7, you're sent to... room 777.* [12:05] <~Hebizuka> *You reappear in a regular, featureless room, where a weapon is sitting there on the floor...* [12:06] * Eris` checks out the weapon [12:07] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt Single Action Army revolver | .45 Colt - Single-action | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 5 - [6/6, 6x FMJ] - Condition: Good / Cleanliness: Clean [12:08] * Eris` stores it but has a nagging urge to try to ricochet bullets off walls in impossible angles [12:08] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun makes grabby hands.* [12:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Nuuuu! Gimme gimme gimme gimme! [12:09] * Eris` hands it over [12:10] <~Hebizuka> *Jun carries it in a second holster on her left leg!* [12:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] I always always wanted a revolver! [12:10] <Eris`> well here you go then [12:11] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:11] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5729 - Front door: 503 - Right door: 5057 - Roomstyle: 90 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [12:11] * Eris` front door [12:13] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 111th* [12:14] <~Hebizuka> *You climb up some stairs, with Jun eagerly following behind. You end up in a grassy room. Someone left an object on the ground...* [12:15] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Foregrip [12:18] * Eris` ignores it [12:18] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 351 - Front door: 2650 - Right door: 2551 - Roomstyle: 371 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [12:18] * Eris` left door [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun looks at it...* [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> *...picks it up, and shoves it on the Mk18 she found earlier. Then feels happy with herself.* [12:19] <Eris`> :3 [12:19] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5384 - Front door: 5869 - Right door: 5327 - Roomstyle: 249 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [12:19] * Eris` front door [12:24] <~Hebizuka> *A grassy room. You see two citizens sitting next to each other, chatting about various things; one is equipped with a rifle, the other with an LMG. On the other side of the room is a weapon. A pretty interesting one, too.* [12:25] * Eris` checks that weapon [12:26] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - DSA SA58 FAL OSW | 7.62x51mm NATO - Semi/Full | R.Sight, Foregrip | FAL 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [29+1/30, 30x AP] - Condition: Good / Cleanliness: Clean [12:26] <~Hebizuka> *Jun eyes that rifle.* [12:29] * Eris` offers it to jun [12:29] <Eris`> :3 [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Aaagh, dilemma! I also want to keep my MP5 because grenade launcher... [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> *She huffs and decides to soldier on. Bags the FAL OSW as well.* [12:31] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4512 - Front door: 2317 - Right door: 5130 - Roomstyle: 278 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [12:31] * Eris` front door [12:35] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You see a tengu carrying a sniper rifle, apparently patrolling around.* [12:36] * Eris` decides bothering the tengu may not be the best idea.. it oculd be on .. duty or something.. continues on~ [12:36] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3082 - Front door: 6094 - Right door: 4003 - Roomstyle: 417 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [12:36] * Eris` left door [12:45] <~Hebizuka> *A prison room, with @graffiti on the wall. There is a creature lurking there... a slime monster!* [12:46] <Eris`> @graffiti [12:46] <EliasBot> no, seriously, dante was not here. this is the wrong game you dipshit. [12:46] <Eris`> how rude [12:46] * Eris` spies the slime monster [12:46] <Eris`> gross [12:47] <~Hebizuka> *The slime monster seems not to move. It's in the dead center of the room.* [12:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] H-hey, it's my line. [12:47] <Eris`> .. should we kill it? [12:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] I will never forgive you if you don't. [12:48] <~Hebizuka> *Engage the slime monster?* [12:48] * Eris` engages the slime monster [12:48] <Eris`> .. how should i even attack it... [12:48] <~Hebizuka> *Turn 1. What will you attempt?* [12:49] <Eris`> .. jun just shoot a grenade at it since you have 9001 of them [12:49] <~Hebizuka> *Jun will attempt firing a 40mm grenade at the slime monster. What will you attempt?* [12:50] * Eris` nothing.. because im not going to waste bullets and kicking it will do nothing :D [12:50] <~Hebizuka> *Order of passage: Jun, Slime monster* [12:50] <~Hebizuka> *Jun's turn...* [12:50] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 2d6 [12:50] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 8 [12:52] <~Hebizuka> Close-hit! [12:52] <~Hebizuka> *The grenade blows up sufficiently close from the slime monster to disintegrate him in one blast.* [12:52] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [M203PI] Slime monster [12:52] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [12:52] <Eris`> woo [12:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Well... That was easier than I thought [12:53] <Eris`> grenades op [12:53] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3368 - Front door: 2667 - Right door: 3552 - Roomstyle: 370 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [12:53] * Eris` front door [12:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun spends some time to reload her grenade launcher before moving on.* [12:53] <~SU_Tempest> *She slides in an M386 high-explosive round, like the last one.* [12:56] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room, once again! There is an object on the floor, and only one door ahead.* [12:59] * Eris` checks the object [12:59] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A box of alumina fibers. They can be used in a variety of ways, most of which involve composite materials. [13:00] * Eris` grabs it [13:01] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 3.* [13:01] <~Hebizuka> 129.68/140 [13:01] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [13:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 6331 - Roomstyle: 258 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [13:01] * Eris` enters [13:03] <~Hebizuka> *You make it in a workshop. Jun's stomach lightly growls again.* [13:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Oh man... Hey, Eris, can I have some of your cookies? [13:03] * Eris` hands her the rest of that box of cookies before looking around [13:04] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 6d8 [13:04] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 18 [13:04] <~Hebizuka> *Jun eats and eats, but felt that it could've tasted a lot better.* [13:04] <~Hebizuka> *The engineer glances at you, expecting to sell something, but remains silent.* [13:05] * Eris` approches the engineer "Oh hi :3" [13:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Hey there. [13:07] <Eris`> you have any thing for sell? [13:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Sure I do. Are you looking for crafting services or gunsmithing services? [13:10] <Eris`> crafting [13:14] <~Hebizuka> =Crafting objects for sale= [13:14] <~Hebizuka> Basic toolkit [13:14] <~Hebizuka> Advanced toolkit [13:14] <~Hebizuka> Expert toolkit [13:14] <~Hebizuka> Bottle of vinegar [13:14] <~Hebizuka> Titanium-plated jockstrap [13:14] <~Hebizuka> High-carbon steel wire [13:14] <~Hebizuka> Mobile phone battery [13:14] <~Hebizuka> Tiny shotgun barrel [13:14] <~Hebizuka> Joshua blueprint [13:14] <~Hebizuka> TimeB blueprint [13:14] <~Hebizuka> CompVest blueprint [13:14] <~Hebizuka> TwaLeg blueprint [13:15] <Eris`> awww i was hoping to find some joshua parts [13:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Sorry, I sold my last ones three days ago. [13:15] <Eris`> ah [13:16] <Eris`> well thanks anyway :( [13:16] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4397 - Front door: 2283 - Right door: 1553 - Roomstyle: 115 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [13:16] * Eris` right door [13:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Sorry I couldn't help. [13:17] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 120th* [13:22] <~Hebizuka> *A messy room, full of blood stains. A fight is about to break down here! A kappa with an LMG, versus a DF Soldier with a sniper rifle. You also notice an object on your side, which you can immediately reach. What will you attempt?* [13:22] * Eris` glancesv ery quickly at the object [13:22] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A copper wire [10/10]. A set of 10 naked copper wires used in electronic appliances, which can be used to connect together multiple devices. [13:23] <Eris`> @cover [13:23] <EliasBot> A wall. (Health: 60, LDV modifier: -4) [13:23] * Eris` ducks behind it and swaps weapons ditching his knife for.. the piano wire [13:24] <~Hebizuka> *You, and Jun, both take cover behind the wall. You succeed by default thanks to ninja speed.* [13:24] <~Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [13:24] <EliasBot> Hebizuka: 6 [13:24] <~Hebizuka> *Jun barely makes it without being noticed, though.* [13:25] <~Hebizuka> *Swap DV-2 for piano wire; the process will waste a turn. Confirm?* [13:25] * Eris` yes [13:26] <~Hebizuka> *Weapon swap complete.* [13:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] What do you want me to do? [13:26] <Eris`> nothing im gonna try out this string [13:27] <~Hebizuka> *Jun will do nothing this turn.* [13:27] <~Hebizuka> *Both of you have maintained stealth; you haven't been seen or heard.* [13:27] <~Hebizuka> *Order of passage: Kappa, DF Soldier* [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> *The kappa seeks for cover on their own.* [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> @cover [13:27] <EliasBot> A flipped table. (Health: 24, LDV modifier: -1) [13:28] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 2d6 [13:28] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 5 [13:28] <~SU_Tempest> *The kappa hides behind the table, but is too slow to attack afterwards.* [13:28] <~Hebizuka> *DF Soldier's turn...* [13:28] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier also takes cover...* [13:28] <~Hebizuka> @cover [13:28] <EliasBot> A wooden crate. (Health: 24, LDV modifier: -1) [13:28] <~Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [13:28] <EliasBot> Hebizuka: 5 [13:28] <~Hebizuka> *And is ALSO too slow to act.* [13:28] <~Hebizuka> *Looks like each scared the other.* [13:29] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [13:29] <~Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you attempt?* [13:29] * Eris` attempts to sneak behind the soldier.. [13:30] <~Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6 to attack.* [13:30] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [13:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [13:32] <~Hebizuka> *You silently get on the Soldier's side, and strangle him without a sound.* [13:32] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Piano wire] DF Soldier [13:32] <Eris`> =w= [13:32] <~Hebizuka> *Jun observes you, but decides not to move.* [13:32] <~Hebizuka> *Kappa's turn...* [13:32] * Eris` puts wire away [13:33] <~Hebizuka> *The kappa, unaware of the assassination you performed, pops out of cover and unloads a few rounds towards what he thinks is the soldier, but in fact, is you!* [13:33] <~Hebizuka> *They fire five rounds in full-auto.* [13:33] <Eris`> ohshit [13:34] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 5#2d6 [13:34] <EliasBot> SU_Tempest: 6;11;9;2;9 [13:34] <~Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 4* [13:34] <~Hebizuka> *Recoil: 4. Full-auto.* [13:34] <~Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit, hit. Shots 3-4,: FT 6, Hit, Malfunction.* [13:35] <~Hebizuka> @roll 3#1d6+4-1 [13:35] <EliasBot> Hebizuka: 5:2+4-1;5:2+4-1;8:5+4-1 [13:36] <~Hebizuka> *You see and hear three rounds zip through the wooden crate that serves as your cover (and used to be the Soldier's), violently sending pieces of chipped wood fly everywhere. The crate is no longer a crate, but more a 1/4 crate, though thankfully you haven't been hit.* [13:36] <~Hebizuka> *However it seems that the kappa suffered a malfunction...* [13:37] <~Hebizuka> *This should be your saving grace.* [13:37] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [13:37] <~Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What will you do?* [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] God damn crappy gun! [13:39] <Eris`> umm hi [13:40] <Eris`> i killed the soldier for you [13:40] * Eris` points [13:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] Oh, OH... Woah, I didn't even see or hear you at all! Where'd you come from?!... Also, thanks for that, you saved my ass. Fucker has a BIG gun. [13:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] I'm sorry for shooting at you, um.. Did I hit you? I hope not... [13:41] <Eris`> doesnt seem so [13:41] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* [13:41] <Eris`> also if you saw or heard me then I wouldnt have been doing it right [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun comes out of cover.* [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Is it okay to come out now? [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] Haha, I guess.. What're you, man? Some kinda assassin? [13:42] <Eris`> yup [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] Wow, that is cool! Hehe, don't kill me, all right? [13:42] <Eris`> .. thats pretty close to right actually [13:42] <Eris`> oh i have no reason to, just helping the resistance where I can =w= [13:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] Oh, so you are on our side! Thanks a lot, sir! [13:43] <~SU_Tempest> *The kappa intends to check the Soldier's body to loot him.* [13:44] * Eris` checks out the soldiers gun out of intrest [13:44] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - CheyTac M200 sniper rifle | .408 Chey Tac - Bolt-action | M. Brake (I), T. Scope(S), Bipod(S) | CheyTac 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: Unsparable - [6+1/7, 7x FMJ] - Condition: Excellent / Cleanliness: Clean [13:44] <Eris`> hot damn this is a nice rifle [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] Ain't it?! Better than my piece of shit. [13:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] So uh, if you don't mind, I'll take it and leave my old one here. [13:45] * Eris` forks it over [13:45] <Eris`> i certainly dont need it [13:45] <~Hebizuka> *The kappa drops their old weapon, takes the CheyTac and the LBE the Soldier was wearing, then bows at you and at Jun.* [13:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] Thanks so much! [13:47] <Eris`> no problem, its what we do [13:47] <~SU_Tempest> *The kappa leaves.* [13:47] <Eris`> o7 [13:48] <~Hebizuka> *Jun glances at the kappa's old gun.* [13:48] * Eris` examines the old gun as well [13:48] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M1918 BAR light machine gun | .30-06 Springfield - Semi/Full | Bipod(S) | BAR 20-round mag, no +1 | Weight: 22 - [16/20, 16x AP] - Condition: Fair / Cleanliness: Dirty [13:49] <Eris`> eh [13:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Jun] Well, now I know why he wanted to get rid of it. [13:50] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [13:52] <~Hebizuka> 560 rooms, 135 kills, 2 SEs, 14 missions, 5 amulets, 56995 P$, 1 Run [13:52] <~Hebizuka> Progress: [13:53] <~Hebizuka> +18 rooms, +2 kills, -1500 P$ [13:53] <~Hebizuka> Score: 1755 pts [+7] [13:53] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 3rd [No change] [13:54] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats: [13:54] <~Hebizuka> Special 1/1 [13:54] <~Hebizuka> Accuracy today: 100% [13:54] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats: [13:55] <~Hebizuka> Shots 179/216 (83%) [13:55] <~Hebizuka> Melee 38/49 (78%) [13:55] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 4/4 (100%) [13:55] <~Hebizuka> Explosives 2/2 (100%) [13:55] <~Hebizuka> Special 4/6 (67%) [13:55] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL 227/277 (82% accuracy) [13:55] <~Hebizuka> +1 Soldier kill