Log:Game 60 (Meta, no ontology)

[00:19] <~Hebizuka> *You are dead. Your life was probably complex and full of events of various kinds, but one thing is sure, you don't remember well what happened. As you watch your body and float upwards, you believe you will make it to the Other world. However, instead of going ahead to the next part of your afterlife, your soul was intercepted…* [00:20] <~Hebizuka> *After what seemed like a long dream, you wake up, in a new body similar from the one you had before you died - you seem to be feeling perfectly fine: no wounds, no illnesses, this new body feels spotless and perfect. Except that where you are isn't Hell, nor Heaven, and this isn't even a new life. You feel that you simply woke up from a bad dream. In short… You feel the same as ever.* [00:20] <~Hebizuka> *You stand up and notice that you are as naked as in the first day. Looking around you, you notice you're in a square room, with bland, gray walls made of what looks like concrete. No windows, and some kind of door ahead of you. Above you, white, fluorescent light. And hanging from the ceiling, in the corner, some sort of loudspeaker.* [00:20] <Kaguya> .... where am I? [00:20] <Kaguya> WHERES MY PSP I WAS ON THE LAST BOSS [00:20] * Kaguya huffs [00:21] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker begins coughing noise, and a male voice starts speaking.* [00:21] <Kaguya> .. [00:21] <~SU_Tempest> Aha, seems that our newcomer just woke up. Excellent. [00:21] <Kaguya> who are you [00:22] <~SU_Tempest> Hello, new contestant. Welcome to this place, which we call Mazeworld. You must be wondering why you are here, right? [00:22] <Kaguya> .. yes, yes i do [00:22] <Kaguya> It bvetter be a good explination [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> Well, I will explain. Although it seems that you have the soul of an immortal in your homeworld, we have, exceptionally, been able to transfer you here. You were judged worthy enough to be... saved, of sorts, from your past life, and we are giving you a chance for reincarnation as a mortal being. However, for that to happen, your objective is to find your way out of here, in the Mazes. [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> This body you now have must be taken care of. For now, you can die, and if you do... you will stay dead. [00:26] <Kaguya> ... [00:28] <~SU_Tempest> Oh, but, where are my manners... I am Sergey Kovrov. But you may call me the Game Master, or just GM, as I am usually called. It's shorter. There are three GMs including myself, and we are monitoring people like you throughout their journey. [00:28] <Kaguya> .. so in short your like messing with people like yukari =w= [00:28] <Kaguya> you* [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> Whomever this Yukari person is. In any case.... To be able to leave this place, your main objective is simple. You need to find and collect the Cardinal Amulets. There are four of them, and they are scattered throughout the Mazes. You will obtain them through skill, patience, endurance, luck... or all of those at once. And once again don't forget this body of yours. [00:30] * Kaguya pouts noticing shes still flat [00:30] <Kaguya> you could have made me look better at least [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> But before we let you in, we would like to put you through the Contestant Personality Test™. Answer it with honesty, and you will receive your starting equipment. It will include weapons, clothing, and other useful items. [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> My colleague will now begin talking. [00:32] <~Hebizuka> Hello, contestant. I am Hebizuka Jinkou, and I am one of the GMs as well. I will put you through the CPT™ we have devised. Are you ready? [00:34] <Kaguya> I.. suppose so [00:35] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [00:35] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo B) Simo Hayha C) Dirty Harry D) Agent 47 E) Solid Snake F) Yuuka Kazami G) Chuck Norris H) Crazy Ivan [00:36] * Kaguya ponders for a moment "B" [00:37] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [00:37] <~Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [00:37] <~Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [00:37] <~Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [00:37] <~Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [00:37] <~Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [00:37] <~Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [00:37] <Kaguya> definately F :D [00:38] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: Justin Bieber's fate is in your hands. You… [00:38] <~Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [00:38] <~Hebizuka> B) Hang him [00:38] <~Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [00:38] <~Hebizuka> D) Throw him in the SDM's basement [00:38] <~Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [00:39] <Kaguya> D [00:39] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [00:39] <~Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [00:39] <~Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [00:39] <~Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [00:39] <~Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [00:39] <~Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [00:39] <~Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [00:39] <~Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [00:40] <Kaguya> I suppose A to be practical [00:41] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song/song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be… [00:41] <~Hebizuka> A) Foghat - Slow ride / Good old 1970's driving rock, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [00:41] <~Hebizuka> B) Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix) / Electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [00:41] <~Hebizuka> C) Tesla - Cumin Atcha Live / Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because the highway is your own personal NASCAR track [00:41] <~Hebizuka> D) 2Pac - I don't give a fuck / Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because you gotta stop parking the car up trees, CJ! [00:41] <~Hebizuka> E) The Soviet national anthem / Because you will always remember the motherland [00:41] <~Hebizuka> F) Bob Marley - Satisfy my Soul / Marijuana reggae, because you and Jah don't have to put up with road rage [00:41] <~Hebizuka> G) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [00:41] <~Hebizuka> H) Joe Smooth - Promised Land / Chicago house music, because you believe in world peace and LSD [00:43] <Kaguya> F [00:44] <~Hebizuka> Question 6: Your favorite fiction hero would be… [00:44] <~Hebizuka> A) Super Ketsuana, the samurai from the future! [00:44] <~Hebizuka> B) Axe Cop, because he'll CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! [00:44] <~Hebizuka> C) Sir Arthur of Male Volante, knight of the octogonal table! [00:44] <~Hebizuka> D) Jack Howitzer, the Vietnam War Hero of the Exploder movies! [00:44] <~Hebizuka> E) The fireman guy from Rescue Heroes! [00:44] <~Hebizuka> F) Yostuba, the cutest loli in existence! [00:44] <Kaguya> A!! [00:46] <~Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [00:46] <~Hebizuka> A) Your wife/husband [00:46] <~Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [00:46] <~Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [00:46] <~Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [00:46] <~Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [00:46] <~Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [00:47] <Kaguya> A [00:47] * Kaguya .. kind of misses Mokou.. [00:48] <~Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [00:48] <~Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [00:48] <~Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [00:48] <~Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [00:48] <~Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [00:48] <~Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [00:48] <~Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [00:49] <Bellezza_Felutia> (F, because pirate!Kaguya seems a bit awesome.) [00:50] <Kaguya> C [00:51] <Kaguya> (one named law the other named order.. but thats more shikieiki) [00:52] <~Hebizuka> Question 9: What's your kind of dream vehicle? [00:52] <~Hebizuka> A) 1996 Dodge Viper GTS in blue and white stripes [00:52] <~Hebizuka> B) 1968 Pontiac GTO with a custom Dixie paintjob [00:52] <~Hebizuka> C) 1965 Ford Transit ice-cream van with 24 different flavors for sale [00:52] <~Hebizuka> D) Sukhoi SU-35 "Flanker" Soviet fighter jet [00:52] <~Hebizuka> E) 1998 Subaru Impreza WRX STi 22B with a custom paintjob [00:52] <~Hebizuka> F) Vietnam War-era M113 APC [00:52] <~Hebizuka> G) The "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier [00:53] <Kaguya> A [00:56] <~Hebizuka> Question 10: Your friends refer to you as… [00:56] <~Hebizuka> A) "The Nerd", because of your collection of anime posters and figurines [00:56] <~Hebizuka> B) "Ms. Fix-it", because you repaired all of their cars at least once [00:56] <~Hebizuka> C) "Chief", because you are a natural leader and they know it [00:56] <~Hebizuka> D) "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once [00:56] <~Hebizuka> E) "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all [00:56] <~Hebizuka> F) "Psycho", because they're not gun people and you are [00:56] <~Hebizuka> G) "Animal Mother", because all of their pets befriended you and you have yourself five dogs [00:56] <Kaguya> A =w= [00:57] <~Hebizuka> Question 11: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find… [00:57] <~Hebizuka> A) A mint copy of the book "Hit Man" [00:57] <~Hebizuka> B) The complete "The Godfather" trilogy [00:57] <~Hebizuka> C) A lot of food and a note which says "Donated by the Red Cross" [00:57] <~Hebizuka> D) A cosplay of Donatello, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" [00:57] <~Hebizuka> E) A large wad of cash, in notes of 20 dollars [00:57] <~Hebizuka> F) All of the belongings of that famous member of your family who fought during World War II [00:57] <Kaguya> E [00:57] <Kaguya> =w= [00:58] <~Hebizuka> Question 12: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [00:58] <~Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [00:58] <~Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [00:58] <~Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [00:58] <~Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [00:58] <~Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [00:58] <~Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [00:58] <Kaguya> D =w= [00:59] <~Hebizuka> Question 13: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [00:59] <~Hebizuka> A) Normal missions. Suited to beginners discovering the game. [00:59] <~Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions. Suited to more seasoned players seeking more difficulty. [00:59] <~Hebizuka> C) Contract missions. Suited to players enjoying freer and less-linear missions. [01:00] <Kaguya> .. A [01:00] <~Hebizuka> All right, this wraps it up. [01:01] <~Hebizuka> I sent men to deliver items to choose from. [01:01] <Kaguya> .. ok [01:01] <~Hebizuka> *The only door in front of you opens up shortly after. An engineer comes out, with a letter in hand.* [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Are you Kaguya Houraisan? [01:02] <Kaguya> ah.. y-yes [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: All right. This letter is for you. [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> Letter: http://pastebin.com/fr50xnaW [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: GET IN, GUYS [01:03] <~Hebizuka> *Several more engineers enter the room, bringing in large crates at your intention.* [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: All right. My job here is done, these are packages for you. Good luck. [01:04] <~Hebizuka> *All the engies leave you with the crates.* [01:04] <~Hebizuka> You see: [01:04] <~Hebizuka> >Weapons crate [01:04] <~Hebizuka> >Consumables crate [01:04] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing crate [01:04] <~Hebizuka> >Other items crate [01:04] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [01:05] <Kaguya> .. might as well i guess.. [01:05] <Kaguya> >check clothing crate [01:05] <~Hebizuka> Inside: [01:05] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: Kabuto-menpo - AC: Kevlar-2. Covers: Head, face [01:05] <~Hebizuka> Top: T-Shirt - AC: Light. Covers: Upper body, shoulders [01:05] <~Hebizuka> Body armor: Dou-sode armor - AC: Kevlar-2. Covers: Upper body, shoulders [01:05] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: Jeans - AC: Light. Covers: Lower body, legs, crotch [01:05] <~Hebizuka> Footwear: Regular shoes - AC: Light. Covers: Feet [01:05] <~Hebizuka> Backpack: RM22SF LBE - Contains up to 35 units of weight + ammo pouch which can carry up to 2 units of ammo for free [01:05] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [01:09] <Kaguya> >change into all [01:10] <~Hebizuka> *You pick up and wear all the clothes you see in that crate.* [01:10] <~Hebizuka> *The Kabuto-menpo has a faceplate which hides your face.* [01:11] <Kaguya> .. i am samurai [01:11] * Kaguya me gusta [01:11] <Kaguya> >check weapons crate [01:12] <~Hebizuka> You find inside: [01:12] <~Hebizuka> Class 1 weapon: ArmaLite AR-15 semi-auto rifle (5.56 NATO - 25 rounds magazine) [01:12] <~Hebizuka> Accessory: Scope for AR-15 [01:12] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [01:12] * Kaguya equip scope to rifle [01:13] <~Hebizuka> *Your AR-15 is now scoped! You can use scope mode during a fight with it - mention you look through the scope during the description of your attack. You can only shoot once per turn while using scope mode, but using it increases accuracy.* [01:13] * Kaguya take weapon [01:14] <~Hebizuka> *You sling the weapon on your back.* [01:14] <Kaguya> >check consumable crate [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Contains: [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Food: Bento box - 6 portions [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Food: Basashi (horse meat) - 1 portion [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Food: Bottle of sake - 3 portions [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Food: Wasabi roots - 1 portion [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Meds: Condom x2 - Effects: Given to a sexual encounter partner, negates Impregnation received [01:14] <~Hebizuka> Meds: Vial of ADBAC x1 - Effects: Impregnation -100% [01:15] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [01:16] * Kaguya blushes at the condoms [01:17] <Kaguya> a-ahh so theres even stuff like this here.. eh.. [01:17] <Kaguya> >take all [01:19] <~Hebizuka> 7/35 [01:20] <~Hebizuka> *Now, only the last crate remains.* [01:21] * Kaguya check last crate [01:21] <~Hebizuka> Inside: [01:21] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Spinel (red gem) [01:21] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Aquamarine (sky blue gem) [01:21] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Heliodor (yellow gem) [01:21] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [01:21] <Kaguya> .. pretty [01:21] * Kaguya take all [01:22] <~Hebizuka> 10/35 [01:23] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker coughs a little more noise.* All prepared up? [01:23] <Kaguya> I.. guess so [01:24] <Kaguya> is there a manual for this weapon..? [01:24] <~SU_Tempest> If you're all set, then by all means, you may pass the door. Good luck... [01:24] <~Hebizuka> Welcome to MzW, Kaguya Houraisan... - !mrooms1 to begin [01:25] * Kaguya sigh examines the weapon getting a vague idea how to use it [01:25] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [01:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 440 - Roomstyle: 80 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [01:25] * Kaguya enters the door [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a TV Room. You may check @whatsonTV with the remote. There is also a weapon on the couch...* [01:27] <Kaguya> @whatsontv [01:27] <EliasBot> [Documentary] Mazebusters [01:27] <Kaguya> .. [01:27] <Kaguya> >check weapon [01:27] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Short: Flanged mace [01:28] * Kaguya picks it up [01:28] <~Hebizuka> *This weapon's now yours.* [01:30] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [01:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 803 - Front door: 257 - Right door: 1236 - Roomstyle: 85 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:31] * Kaguya enters right door [01:31] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a classroom. There is @graffiti on the chalkboard... You spot items on the teacher's desk...* [01:32] <Kaguya> @graffiti [01:32] <EliasBot> RAGE + ANGER MY TWO LOVES [01:32] <Kaguya> .. did mokou write this? [01:32] * Kaguya giggles a bit then checks the items [01:33] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Short weapon: Old book x5 [01:33] * Kaguya ignores the books [01:35] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [01:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 254 - Front door: 1424 - Right door: 951 - Roomstyle: 11 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [01:35] <Kaguya> hmm.. [01:36] * Kaguya peeks head through middle door looking around "ah i should be careful what if someone set traps or something like in that one anime i watched" [01:37] <~Hebizuka> *Nice try. It's a short corridor you see. You need to pass the door to see what's in the next room.~* [01:38] * Kaguya steps in [01:39] <~Hebizuka> *A military bedroom. There is a big box of ammo on the floor..* [01:39] * Kaguya check box of ammo [01:39] <~Hebizuka> Ammunition: Roll of 50 nailgun nails x5 [01:39] * Kaguya leaves it [01:40] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [01:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 120 - Front door: 402 - Right door: 56 - Roomstyle: 63 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [01:40] * Kaguya goes through the right door [01:42] <~Hebizuka> *An empty workshop. You notice crafting materials on the unused desk. You see someone in the back of the workshop, a kappa sifting through the unfinished contraptions. But right as you enter, so does a Maze Lieutenant accompanied with two subordinate Maze Soldiers. The Lieutenant has a sniper rifle, one of the soldiers has a rocket launcher, and the other one, a battle rifle.* [01:42] * Kaguya dives for cover [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> *You may use @cover to check for cover.* [01:43] <Kaguya> @cover [01:43] <EliasBot> A dishwasher. (75%, Kev-3) [01:43] <~Hebizuka> *To attempt getting behind cover unnoticed, roll a 2d6* [01:43] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [01:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 3 > < Total Score: 7 > [01:44] <~Hebizuka> *You drop and roll behind the dishwasher. Nobody - neither the soldiers, nor the kappa, noticed you yet.* [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: Hey, you little shit! *Yelling at the kappa.* [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Huh? [01:45] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: Wanna dance? *He pulls his sidearm, and points it at the kappa. The youkai begins freaking out.* [01:45] <Kaguya> .. [01:45] <~Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [01:45] * Kaguya peaks head out from the side, scope the Lt's head, fire 3 shots.. [01:46] <~Hebizuka> *Scope mode allows 1 turn per shot only!* [01:46] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [01:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 5 > < Total Score: 11 > [01:47] <~Hebizuka> *You hit the Lieutenant's head easily. You watch the bullet plonk on the helmet... causing a noticeable dent and disorienting your target.* [01:47] <~Hebizuka> *The Lieutenant survived though, but looks in a bad shape...* [01:47] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: What the fuck... [01:47] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: Someone behind the dishwasher! [01:48] <~SU_Tempest> *The kappa realizes it's a great chance to retaliate.* [01:49] <~SU_Tempest> *The youkai runs towards the lieutenant, and leaps towards it to attempt biting!* [01:49] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:49] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [01:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 6 > < Total Score: 11 > [01:50] <~Hebizuka> *The kappa violently bites the Lieutenant's side. This doesn't seem to please that Lt at all!* [01:50] <~Hebizuka> *The soldier with the rocket launcher decides to point it at your cover!* [01:50] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: Gonna rat you out, fucker... [01:50] <Kaguya> .. ohshi [01:51] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:51] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 5 > < Total Score: 6 > [01:51] <~Hebizuka> Far-hit! [01:51] <~Hebizuka> *Splash damage hits you indirectly.* [01:52] <~Hebizuka> *The dishwasher is majorly shaken up - it wasn't directly hit, but it took quite a lot of damage. By proxy, so did you...* [01:52] <~Hebizuka> +48% Pain. Total 48% [01:52] <Kaguya> >.o [01:52] <~Hebizuka> *The blast sent you on your back.* [01:52] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. What will you do?* [01:53] * Kaguya looks around wondering if there was another form of cover she could roll behind [01:53] <~Hebizuka> *You can roll @cover only once per room.* [01:54] <Kaguya> T_T [01:54] * Kaguya stand up examine guards [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: What the bloody hell are you waiting for?! [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: Sorry, gotta stop to reload that thing! [01:55] <~Hebizuka> *What to examine?* >Maze Lieutenant >Maze Soldier 1 >Maze Soldier 2 [01:55] <Kaguya> >maze soldier 1 [01:55] <~Hebizuka> >Physical appearance >Weapons >Clothing [01:55] <Kaguya> >clothing [01:56] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: SPECTRA helmet [01:56] <~Hebizuka> Top: Military t-shirt (urban camo) [01:56] <~Hebizuka> Body armor: Type-3 Kevlar vest [01:56] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: Military pants (urban camo) [01:56] <~Hebizuka> Footwear: Military boots [01:56] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [01:59] * Kaguya scopes and aims for the face of maze soldier 1 and squeezes off a shot [01:59] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [01:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 3 > < Total Score: 8 > [01:59] <~Hebizuka> *You take extra careful aim, and align the rocket soldier's face in your crosshairs. And BOOM! Headshot!* [01:59] <~Hebizuka> *He is flung backwards, falling on the floor with a clean hole on his face.* [01:59] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: Oh, shit... [01:59] <Kaguya> THAT HURT YOU KNOW [02:00] <~Hebizuka> *The kappa doesn't stop and continues attacking the Lieutenant. The kappa 's right hand begins radiating with a blue aura... he then attempts shoving that hand towards the Lieutenant's butt.* [02:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 1 > < Total Score: 3 > [02:01] <~SU_Tempest> MzLt: You won't pull THAT shit with me! *He narrowly avoids the kappa's ... strange technique.* [02:01] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: God darn it.. [02:01] <~Hebizuka> *The Lieutenant decides to pull his sidearm nevertheless, and to lodge two shots in the youkai!* [02:01] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [02:01] <EliasBot> [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [02:01] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:01] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [02:02] <~Hebizuka> *But the kappa plays nimble too - the shots land on the wall behind.* [02:02] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2. What will you do?* [02:02] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: I'll rip your shirikodama off your ass... [02:02] * Kaguya scopes the face of the LT and fires [02:02] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [02:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 6 > < Total Score: 10 > [02:03] <~Hebizuka> *BOOM! Headshot! You are reminded of those hours passed in front of Counter-Strike.* [02:03] <~Hebizuka> *Another body flops on the floor, much to the kappa's delight and the horror of the surviving soldier.* [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: Oh SHIT [02:03] <Kaguya> ill let you go if you leave your weapon <3 [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: Piece of shit! [02:04] <Kaguya> .. how sad [02:04] <~Hebizuka> *But the kappa is quicker, and goes to attack the soldier. Right hand still radiating, the youkai tries shoving a fist up the ass of the Soldier.* [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:04] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 4 > < Total Score: 6 > [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: ARRRGHHH [02:05] <~Hebizuka> *The kappa seems to grab something from up that unpleasant place, and rips it off. He then throws the Soldier, badly hurt AND humiliated, on the floor.* [02:05] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: MOMMY! ... [02:05] <Kaguya> ... [02:06] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier decides that it's really not the moment to fight back. He drops his weapon on the floor, and attempts fleeing!* [02:06] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:06] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 6 > < Total Score: 8 > [02:06] <~Hebizuka> *He makes a run for it and runs away through the right door.* [02:07] <~Hebizuka> End of the fight! (3 turns) [02:07] * Kaguya winces [02:07] <Kaguya> rockets hurt [02:08] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Are you okay? Thanks, that was so nice of you to help me... [02:08] <~Hebizuka> *There is a whole lot of items on the floor.* [02:08] <Kaguya> oppressive people.. i dont like them [02:08] <Kaguya> i guess im ok though [02:09] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Well, those soldiers are the oppressive kind, ma'am... [02:09] <Kaguya> then i dont feel bad at all <3 [02:09] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Always pickin' on us youkai... but we fight back. [02:09] * Kaguya scrounges about the items on the floor [02:09] <Kaguya> its important not to give up [02:10] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing >Weapons >72P LBE with items inside >RM22SF LBE with items inside [02:11] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: You're a great shot, by the way! Those shots right in the face, wooow... [02:11] <Kaguya> ive actually never used a gun before.. [02:12] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Seriously? By the Cardinal Gods, you're a natural! [02:12] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Seriously, friend, you should really be proud of your marksmanship! [02:12] <Kaguya> i am.. [02:13] <~SU_Tempest> *The kappa looks on the floor, interested in the gear that's there as well, but lets you pick up what you need first.* [02:13] * Kaguya check 72p LBE [02:13] <~Hebizuka> 72P LBE [02:13] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 83.5mm rocket x1 [02:13] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Purse [02:13] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [02:14] * Kaguya take purse [02:14] * Kaguya check RM22SF LBE [02:15] <~Hebizuka> You find 63 P$ in the purse. [02:15] <~Hebizuka> Total money carried 63 P$ [02:15] <~Hebizuka> RM22SF LBE [02:15] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 7.62x54mm R x10 [02:15] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: .45 ACP x7 [02:15] <~Hebizuka> Valuable: Purse [02:15] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [02:15] * Kaguya take purse [02:15] <~Hebizuka> You find 108 P$ in this purse. [02:16] <~Hebizuka> total carried 171 P$ [02:16] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Look at that... A rocket launcher. That could've ended badly... [02:16] <Kaguya> thats why he died first >> [02:16] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Props for that. [02:17] * Kaguya examine kappa [02:17] * Kaguya examine rocket launcher [02:17] <~SU_Tempest> !genyoukai [02:17] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Youkai physio code: ] 4 - 8 - 3 - 6 - 13 - 7 - 6 [02:18] <~Hebizuka> *An adult, gigantic futanari kappa. She has hip-length, orange hair, brown eyes, and her skin is a yellow-green tone.* [02:18] <~Hebizuka> Class 1 weapon: IMI SMAW rocket launcher (83.5mm rocket) [Empty] [02:19] * Kaguya leave rocket launcher [02:19] <Kaguya> ok time to go.. nice to meet you~ [02:20] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Hey, tell me your name! [02:20] <Kaguya> ahh my name is Kaguya [02:20] <Kaguya> :3 [02:20] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: I'm Kaoru. I'll talk about you, you can be sure of that! You saved my butt after all! [02:20] <Kaguya> and you raped his [02:21] * Kaguya giggles [02:21] <~SU_Tempest> *She giggles along.* [02:21] <~SU_Tempest> Kappa: Yup, thanks to your help.~ [02:21] <Kaguya> ok i need to move on now~ [02:21] * Kaguya waves [02:21] <~SU_Tempest> Kaoru: Good luck! [02:21] <Kaguya> you to [02:21] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [02:21] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 978 - Front door: 611 - Right door: 185 - Roomstyle: 86 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [02:22] * Kaguya decides not to pursue the fleeing soldier and goes through the middle door for his sake [02:23] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a meeting office. There's here a long table, surrounded by corporate wheeled chairs. There is a package on the table.* [02:23] <Kaguya> >check package [02:23] <~Hebizuka> Accessory: A scope for G3A3. [02:24] * Kaguya shrugs and puts it in her backpack.. by her experiance scopes were wonderful wonderful glorious things [02:24] <~Hebizuka> 11/35 [02:25] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [02:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 284 - Front door: 806 - Right door: 695 - Roomstyle: 80 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:25] <Kaguya> >front door [02:26] <~Hebizuka> *You fall through a trapdoor!* [02:26] <Kaguya> D:! [02:26] * Kaguya falls flailing [02:27] <Kaguya> *thud* [02:27] <~Hebizuka> *You land in a TV room again. Check @whatsonTV if you wish to. You notice however a big fat button on the floor. It's red, and something is written on the button.* [02:27] * Kaguya read button [02:27] <~Hebizuka> "Do not press" [02:27] <Kaguya> ... [02:27] <Kaguya> @whatsontv [02:27] <EliasBot> [Porn] A Mouthful of Youkai Cock [02:28] <Kaguya> ... [02:28] * Kaguya blushes deeply [02:28] <Kaguya> ahh... [02:28] * Kaguya turns tv off [02:28] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [02:28] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 977 - Front door: 539 - Right door: 641 - Roomstyle: 42 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:28] * Kaguya walks into left door but stops in corridor connecting the rooms [02:29] * Kaguya throws flanged mace at button [02:29] <~Hebizuka> *2d6 that.* [02:29] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [02:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [02:29] <Kaguya> gdi [02:29] <~Hebizuka> *The mace misses the button.* [02:29] <~Hebizuka> *Do you wish to leave the room now?* [02:29] * Kaguya returns grab mace, returns to previous position.. try again [02:30] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [02:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 5 > < Total Score: 8 > [02:30] <~Hebizuka> *Plonk! The mace presses the button. Something pushes you back inside the room, and you hear a loud CLACK.* [02:30] <~Hebizuka> Door lock system enabled [02:31] <Kaguya> .. [02:31] * Kaguya pouts [02:31] <Kaguya> am i stuck in here.. [02:31] <~Hebizuka> *The loudspeaker deploys some sort of cannon. Suddenly, you watch an intense wave of dark energy being released from this cannon, irradiating the entire room!* [02:31] <~Hebizuka> *The television fizzles, then explodes!* [02:31] <~Hebizuka> *The flanged mace on the floor is disintegrated...* [02:32] <Kaguya> .. [02:32] <~Hebizuka> *And you notice that all of your clothes and your weapons, save for your backpack, have been disintegrated.* [02:32] <Kaguya> ...... [02:32] <~Hebizuka> *The cannon then ceases spewing dark energy, and the loudspeaker folds back together.* [02:32] <~Hebizuka> *CLACK!* [02:32] <~Hebizuka> Door lock system disabled. [02:33] <Kaguya> why did i push the stupid button [02:33] <Kaguya> i should have known better.. im so stupid [02:33] * Kaguya she whines [02:33] * Kaguya pouting she walks through the front door [02:34] * Kaguya stops just before the door [02:34] <Kaguya> AAAAAHHH WHY *she stomps and rages and hime fits in place .. though it just looks cute from a girl like her* [02:36] <~Hebizuka> *Once you're done himefitting, you pass the front door...* [02:36] <~Hebizuka> *You fall through a trapdoor again!* [02:36] * Kaguya thud [02:36] <Kaguya> .. [02:36] <Kaguya> owww [02:37] <~Hebizuka> *You land in a shrine. The resident shrine maiden is here. There is only one door here (!mrooms1). You also notice a package on the floor that doesn't seem to belong to the miko.* [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Another one of those crazy streakers... =-= [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> *Absolutely unimpressed face.* [02:37] <Kaguya> n-no some.. stupid thing destroyed my clothes.. *kaguya looks like shes about to cry from embaressment* [02:38] * Kaguya checks package [02:38] <~Hebizuka> Accessory: 50-round drum for G3A3 [02:38] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Why are you naked? *Unimpressed but slightly annoyed.* [02:38] <Kaguya> like i said my clothes got destroyed [02:39] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: By what?... [02:39] * Kaguya puts the drum in her backpack [02:39] <Bellezza_Felutia> (find a scope for G3A3 in one room, find a 50-round drum for G3A3 in another.) [02:39] <Kaguya> .. (now give me a damn G3A3 [02:40] <~Hebizuka> 12/35 [02:40] <Kaguya> .. im.. not quite sure what it was [02:40] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden sighs and approaches you, patting your shoulder.* [02:40] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: I guess it happens, at least you don't seem to be doing that on purpose... I regret I do not have clothes to give you to help; but perhaps you might find some as you go along... [02:42] <Kaguya> i do hope so.. but thank you anyways.. [02:43] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [02:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 450 - Roomstyle: 38 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [02:43] * Kaguya walks through [02:44] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. In front of you is a scientist sitting on a metallic crate. He seems deeply worried by something...* [02:46] * Kaguya tries to cover her self and approches him "Is something wrong?" [02:47] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Gah! I uh... I didn't see you enter... uh... ah, screw it, anyone will do at this rate... please... you gotta help me... I had to run away from my lab because of a demon that broke in and started thrashing everything... [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: P-please, I need to go back in, could you please... make that demon go away? I'll um, I'll pay you, I'll reward you if you can do it... I'm begging you, by any means necessary, I just need it away... [02:48] <Kaguya> .. ill see what i can do.. [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: So this is a yes?... Thank you... [02:48] * Kaguya nods [02:48] <Kaguya> which way? [02:49] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: That colored door behind me... It's straight ahead, you can't miss it... [02:49] <~Hebizuka> Mission Start - !mrooms1 to begin - one door only in all rooms of the mission, until the end. [02:49] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [02:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 20 - Roomstyle: 194 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [02:50] * Kaguya walks through it [02:50] <~Hebizuka> *A storage area, full of boxes, discarded packaging and other kinds of garbage. There is a package on the floor.* [02:51] * Kaguya check package [02:51] <~Hebizuka> Accessory: A scope for HK417. [02:51] <Kaguya> .. another scope [02:52] * Kaguya sighs and takes it, scrounges through the entire room in the desperate hope of finding something to wear or use as a weapon [02:52] <~Hebizuka> *All you find is unusable boxes or garbages...* [02:52] <~Hebizuka> 13/35 [02:54] <Kaguya> .. i cant even ware a box.. [02:54] * Kaguya pouts and goes through the door [02:55] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [02:55] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 1400 - Roomstyle: 68 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [02:55] * Kaguya goes through [02:56] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There seems to be absolutely nothing at all here.* [02:56] <Kaguya> .. [02:57] * Kaguya check throughly just to be sure.. paranoid hime is now paranoid* [02:57] <~Hebizuka> *You observe everything around you. That room is truly empty.* [02:57] * Kaguya pouts again [02:57] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [02:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 364 - Roomstyle: 70 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [02:57] * Kaguya goes through the door [02:58] <~Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. There is a weapon on the floor...* [02:58] <Kaguya> !!!!!!! [02:58] <Kaguya> >check weapon [02:58] <~Hebizuka> Class 3 weapon: Steyr TMP machine pistol (9x19mm - 30 rounds magazine) [02:59] <Kaguya> mm better than nothing [02:59] * Kaguya picks it up [02:59] <~Hebizuka> *It comes with a holster, which you wrap around your leg to carry it.* [02:59] * Kaguya has a weapon.. confident hime.. [02:59] * Kaguya just needs clothes ;-; [02:59] <Kaguya> !mrooms1 [02:59] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Unique door: 1249 - Roomstyle: 29 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [02:59] * Kaguya goes through door [03:01] <~Hebizuka> *You enter the scientist's damaged laboratory. Before you can observe anything, you notice something in front of you. Or rather, someone. A tall, red-skinned, arrow-tailed... well-endowed humanoid demon. Or in other words, an incubus.* [03:01] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: ...This is something different. [03:02] * Kaguya blushes a bit and steps back "H-hi" [03:02] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: You're not quite the one I'm searching for, but.. hmm. What are you doing walking around naked? [03:02] <Kaguya> my clothes were destroyed by some stupid pervert cannon [03:02] * Kaguya pouts [03:03] <~SU_Tempest> Incb: Sounds... Strange. But... unless you have business with me, step out of the way. [03:05] * Kaguya pulls hand weapon and fires 3 times at his chest [03:05] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [03:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 5 > < Total Score: 6 > [03:06] <~Hebizuka> *Your aim is hasty, but it works! You lodge three shots in the incubus's chest, completely without warning. Surprised, the demon looks at the holes you just drilled... before he catches fire spontaneously, burning to a crisp.* [03:06] <~Hebizuka> Area clear! (1 turn) [03:07] * Kaguya coughs and holsters the weapon [03:07] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker creaks.* [03:07] <~SU_Tempest> Kaguya? Good job. You know how to deal with problems. [03:07] <Kaguya> ah thank you. [03:07] <~SU_Tempest> Look on the floor. A telepad is waiting for you. Glad to see that the lack of clothes isn't stopping you from doing well. [03:07] <~SU_Tempest> Step on it, and you will meet again the scientist. [03:07] * Kaguya steps onto the telepad [03:08] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded back to the scientist.* [03:08] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: S-so... how did it go?... [03:08] <Kaguya> It's dead [03:08] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Ah... Well, thank you! That is certainly a relief... I will be able to go back to my lab. Oh and, come closer, please. [03:08] * Kaguya approches him slowly [03:09] <~SU_Tempest> *He steps off the crate he was sitting on, then opens it, unlocking it with a keypad code then lifting the lid.* [03:09] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: This is for you. [03:09] <~Hebizuka> Inside: [03:09] <~Hebizuka> 2000 P$ [03:09] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [03:09] <Kaguya> .. [03:09] <Kaguya> thank you [03:09] * Kaguya takes it all [03:09] <~Hebizuka> Total money carried 2171 P$ [03:09] <Kaguya> maybe i can buy some clothes with this [03:09] <~Hebizuka> 14.71/35 [03:09] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete - !mrooms3 to resume your progress [03:10] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [03:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 491 - Front door: 1091 - Right door: 1177 - Roomstyle: 191 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [03:10] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: Y-yes, you can... There are clothes shops that set up sometimes around the Mazes... [03:10] <Kaguya> I see, thanks.. [03:10] * Kaguya waves to him as she walks through the right door [03:12] <~Hebizuka> *A classroom. You see here a hakutaku teacher, spending some extra studying time with a lone yousei. You spot a weapon on one of the unoccupied student desks.* [03:12] * Kaguya tries to cover her self up as she enters not wanting them to get the same idea as the shrine maiden [03:14] <~Hebizuka> *The hakutaku and the yousei haven't noticed you, yet.* [03:14] * Kaguya check weapon [03:14] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Long: Katana [03:15] <Kaguya> .. [03:15] * Kaguya take [03:16] <~Hebizuka> *You equip the Katana, carrying it on your back.* [03:16] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: And this is how it works. [03:16] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Now, try doing those three exercises. [03:16] <~SU_Tempest> Yousei: Yes, teacher... [03:16] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [03:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 12 - Front door: 900 - Right door: 316 - Roomstyle: 133 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [03:16] <~SU_Tempest> *The hakutaku lifts nose, to see naked hime.* [03:17] <Kaguya> .. [03:17] * Kaguya damn [03:17] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Oh my gods, who the hell are you? Get outta here, you freak! [03:17] <Kaguya> im trying too >< [03:17] * Kaguya flees through the left door [03:17] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Don't lift your head, Hiro... [03:18] <~Hebizuka> *A hospital bedroom. You see an unoccupied bed, an ECG machine turned off, some scattered books and medical condition files... and another weapon on the floor.* [03:18] * Kaguya check weapon [03:18] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Long: Bow. [03:19] <~Hebizuka> *No arrows in sight, though.* [03:19] <Kaguya> .. [03:19] * Kaguya stores it as arrows shouldnt be hard to find or buy later [03:20] <~Hebizuka> *It seems that the bow is unsparable.* [03:22] <Kaguya> .. [03:22] * Kaguya sighs.. doesnt have room for it. leaves the bow "Eirin would get mad at me but.. so it goes" [03:24] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [03:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 944 - Front door: 1374 - Right door: 1493 - Roomstyle: 36 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [03:24] * Kaguya walks through right door [03:27] <~Hebizuka> *You enter an electrical room. A computer is monitoring the power generator, which you can hear buzzing behind one of the walls of this room. An engineer is checking gauges and values on the computer screen. You notice that with him, are two people: A Death Faction Sergeant with a submachine gun and a revolver, and a DF Soldier with another submachine gun. The soldiers are chatting with the engineer.* [03:28] * Kaguya try to sneak through the room unnoticed [03:28] <~SU_Tempest> *Roll 2d6 to attempt sneaking behind the three people here.* [03:30] <Kaguya> !mdice 2 6 [03:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 6 > < Total Score: 9 > [03:31] <Kaguya> >> [03:31] <Kaguya> << [03:31] <~Hebizuka> *You sneak past them unnoticed, and you make it to the doors. You can choose one and leave the room unnoticed.* [03:31] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [03:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1164 - Front door: 372 - Right door: 712 - Roomstyle: 157 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [03:31] * Kaguya escape through left door [03:33] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a classroom. A scientist-teacher and a student are doing some extra work here. You also notice an item on the floor.* [03:33] <Kaguya> >check item [03:34] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Short weapon: Meat fork [03:34] <Kaguya> .. [03:34] * Kaguya sticks it in bag.. why not [03:35] <~Hebizuka> *You can equip it, as you have no C5S weapon. Confirm sparing in backpack, or equip?* [03:35] * Kaguya equips then [03:35] <~Hebizuka> *The studying group hasn't noticed you yet, too busy working.* [03:35] <Kaguya> !mdoors3 [03:35] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [03:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1191 - Front door: 444 - Right door: 658 - Roomstyle: 130 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [03:36] * Kaguya sneaks through front door [03:36] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [03:36] * Kaguya falls flailing again [03:37] * Kaguya thud [03:37] <Kaguya> ow.. whats with these trapdoors [03:37] <~Hebizuka> *You land in a vault room. On one of its walls are three embedded safes, protected via a keypad. Those keypads need a 3-digit code to be opened. You see a Guard booth, but it is empty. There is an item on the floor.* [03:37] * Kaguya check item [03:38] <~Hebizuka> Meds: A vial. [03:38] * Kaguya examine vial [03:38] <~Hebizuka> *You have no idea what's inside.* [03:38] * Kaguya stores it [03:38] * Kaguya check guard booth [03:39] <~Hebizuka> 15.71/35 [03:39] <~Hebizuka> *The Guard booth is where a Maze Guard on duty sits down, to watch the vault room, prevent any wrongdoers from messing with the safes, read a newspaper, or sleep all day long. No Guard is present today, though.* [03:40] * Kaguya was hoping to find something inside.. maybe even a uniform or something to ware.. hell a news paper to cvover her self with even.. [03:41] * Kaguya pouts and thinks.. then decides to just move on [03:41] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [03:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 595 - Front door: 5 - Right door: 272 - Roomstyle: 96 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [03:41] * Kaguya goes through the front door [03:43] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a messy library, with many trampled or destroyed bookshelves. You see lots of books forming piles on the floor, the entire place is a mess. You notice the librarian's desk in the back of the room. The librarian is not here, but there are items on the desk...* [03:43] <~Hebizuka> *There is also a computer, but it is turned off. Presumably not really needed.* [03:43] * Kaguya runs to the items and checks them [03:44] <~Hebizuka> Meds: Condom x6 [03:44] * Kaguya blushes again and.. stores them away.. you never know [03:45] <~Hebizuka> 21.71/35 [03:46] * Kaguya tries to turn on computer [03:46] <~Hebizuka> -MazeOS 7.12- [03:46] <~Hebizuka> *A few seconds pass. The screen asks for a login and a password.* [03:47] * Kaguya sigh and just leaves [03:47] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [03:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1178 - Front door: 92 - Right door: 42 - Roomstyle: 23 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [03:47] * Kaguya go left [04:04] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs...* [04:04] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a room with a grassy floor. There is a package on the floor.* [04:04] <Kaguya> >check package [04:04] <~Hebizuka> Accessory: A scope for S&W Model 686. [04:05] <Kaguya> .. [04:05] <Kaguya> i am now scopehime [04:05] * Kaguya takes and puts in bag [04:06] <~Hebizuka> 22.71/35 [04:06] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [04:06] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1408 - Front door: 381 - Right door: 28 - Roomstyle: 135 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [04:07] * Kaguya goes through the right door [04:07] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a kitchen. A kitsune chef is working here, having transformed the room into an impromptu restaurant ; like most chefs do in this kind of room. There are items on the floor.* [04:08] * Kaguya check items [04:08] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Short weapon: Stone x6 [04:08] <Kaguya> .. [04:08] * Kaguya leaves them [04:08] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [04:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 963 - Front door: 458 - Right door: 888 - Roomstyle: 21 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [04:08] <~SU_Tempest> KitsuChef: Hey, you? [04:08] <~SU_Tempest> KitsuChef: Hold it... [04:08] <Kaguya> ahh y-yes? [04:08] <~SU_Tempest> KitsuChef: What ... exactly are you doing here? [04:09] <Kaguya> im.. just passing through [04:09] <~SU_Tempest> KistuChef: ... Naked? [04:09] <Kaguya> not my fault at all >< [04:09] <~SU_Tempest> KitsuChef: Riiight... you look like you've got only your flesh on your bones... Don't you at least want to eat something? [04:09] <Kaguya> <es it is i pushed the stupid button like an idiot ;-;) [04:10] <Kaguya> .. I.. that does sound rather good but im some what short on money (lie) [04:10] <~SU_Tempest> KitsuChef: Oh, well, okay then. Find some clothes quick, before a Guard pulls you up for indecent exposure... [04:10] <~SU_Tempest> KitsuChef: You don't wanna be arrested by one of them.. [04:11] * Kaguya nods and passes through the front door [04:12] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a meeting office. A weapons shop stand has been set up here! You also notice food on the floor.* [04:13] * Kaguya pouts a bit but checks the food [04:14] * Kaguya approches the weaponshop [04:14] <~SU_Tempest> Merchant: Uhhm... what can I do to ... help ya? [04:14] <Kaguya> .. do you have any clothes at all? [04:14] * Kaguya desperate [04:14] <~SU_Tempest> Merchant: This a weapons shop, lady, not a clothes stand. [04:15] <Kaguya> well doesnt hurt to ask.. [04:15] <Kaguya> what do you have though? [04:15] <~SU_Tempest> Merchant: Whaddya want to see? >Weapons >Ammunition [04:15] <Kaguya> >weapons [04:15] <~SU_Tempest> Merchant: Pullin' my list. [04:15] <Kaguya> (can i have the stadts of her C3 weapon again btw) [04:16] <~Hebizuka> Current Class 3 weapon: Steyr TMP machine pistol (9x19mm - 30 rounds mag) [Ammo: 26+1/30] [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C2: H&K HK69 grenade launcher [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C2: H&K MP7A1 personal defense weapon [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C2: H&K UMP-45 submachine gun [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C5L: Bo staff [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C5L: Medieval warhammer [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C2: H&K HK54 submachine guns [04:18] <~Hebizuka> Handgear: Fist wraps [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C1: Colt M1918 BAR light machine gun [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C3: Manurhin MR 73 revolver [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C1: M1 Garand semi-auto rifle [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C3: Ruger Mark III pistol [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C5S: Screwdriver [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C1: H&K MSG-90 sniper rifle [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C5L: Rapier [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C3: Colt Python revolver [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C3: KBP OTs-33 Pernach machine pistol [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C1: Milkor MGL grenade launcher [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C3: MP-443 Grach pistol [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C3: Steyr TMP machine pistol [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C5L: Medieval broadsword [04:18] <~Hebizuka> Handgear: Medieval gauntlets [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C1: PKP Pecheneg light machine gun [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C3: Makarov PM pistol [04:18] <~Hebizuka> C1: FAMAS F1 assault rifle [04:18] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [04:19] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: If ya need details on a weapon that interests you, just ask. I also have a selection of accessories for all of the weapons I've got. Scopes, silencers, extended mags, UGLs... if I've got a gun that fits'em, I've got all of those as well! [04:20] <Kaguya> how much for the MSG-90? [04:20] <Kaguya> (might as well go full sharpshooter) [04:21] <~Hebizuka> Class 1 weapon: H&K MSG-90 sniper rifle (7.62x51mm NATO - 20 rounds mag - PSG/MSG family - Natural scope) - For sale 1650 P$ [04:21] <Kaguya> hmm [04:21] <Kaguya> ok ill take that [04:21] * Kaguya digs the money out of her bag [04:22] <~Hebizuka> 521 P$ remaining [04:22] <Kaguya> (i take it you cant get a better scope for it?) [04:22] <~Hebizuka> *You purchased and equipped the MSG-90!* [04:22] <~Hebizuka> (No need, there is already one.) [04:22] <Kaguya> any accessories for this? [04:23] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: It fits PSG-1 8-round magazines as well (100 P$ piece), though you might want to keep the current 20-rounder. Otherwise, I've got nothin' else for it. [04:24] <Kaguya> ah.. how much is amunition for it [04:25] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: I've got 7.62x51mm NATO ammunition for sale in boxes of 20, and I have five of these. Each one is 80 P$. [04:26] <Kaguya> ill take all 5 then [04:26] * Kaguya puts more money up [04:26] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: That'll be 400 P$. [04:26] * Kaguya puts it on his counter.. thing [04:27] <~Hebizuka> 121 P$ left [04:27] <~Hebizuka> *You purchased 7.62x51mm NATO x100. Placed in ammo pouch.* [04:27] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch 1/2 [04:28] <Kaguya> (will he buy the gems im carrying?) [04:28] <~SU_Tempest> (Yes, most shops accept valuables for money) [04:28] <Kaguya> umm would you be willing to buy these? [04:29] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Let me see. What are they? [04:29] <Kaguya> me places the spinel aquamarine and heliodor on the counter [04:29] * Kaguya places the spinel aquamarine and heliodor on the counter [04:29] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: They look rather pretty... What are those gems? [04:30] <Kaguya> i.. think a spinel aquamarine and a heliodore [04:31] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Okay... Let me look the prices on those. *He pulls a laptop from under the counter, and waits for the current values to come up...* [04:31] <~SU_Tempest> Current value of spinels: 126 P$/unit [04:32] <~SU_Tempest> Current value of aquamarines: 113 P$/unit [04:32] <~SU_Tempest> Current value of heliodors: 117 P$/unit [04:32] <~SU_Tempest> Total value combined of your gems: 356 P$ [04:32] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Want me to buy'em back? [04:33] * Kaguya nods [04:33] <~Hebizuka> *You sold three gems for 356 P$.* [04:33] <~Hebizuka> Total money carried 477 P$ [04:33] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Well, for someone naked, you're rather loaded. Anything else I can do to help? [04:34] <Kaguya> ahh some trap blew away my clothing.. [04:34] * Kaguya pouts [04:34] <Kaguya> ahh that'll be all thank you [04:34] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Aight. Have a nice day and have fun with your new weapon! And good luck finding some pants or something. [04:35] <Kaguya> thanks.. luck is what i need more than anything [04:36] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [04:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 526 - Front door: 669 - Right door: 64 - Roomstyle: 60 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [04:36] * Kaguya goes through the front door [04:38] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bar. The bartender is present, and there is only one patron at the counter; a Maze Guard with an assault rifle, enjoying a nice glass of beer. You also notice clothing on the floor, not too far from you.* [04:38] <Kaguya> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [04:38] * Kaguya checks the clothing [04:38] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: Leather pants - AC: Hardskin. Covers: Lower body, legs, crotch. [04:39] * Kaguya doesnt care, puts them on [04:39] <~SU_Tempest> *The Guard chats with the bartender. None of them noticed you yet.* [04:39] <Kaguya> .. finally.. now i just need to cover my top.. [04:39] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [04:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 1370 - Front door: 988 - Right door: 992 - Roomstyle: 55 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [04:40] * Kaguya passes through left door [04:40] <~Hebizuka> *A messy , featureless room with loads of dried blood splattered on the walls and the floor... You spot another weapon on the floor.* [04:41] * Kaguya check weapon [04:41] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Long: Bullwhip [04:41] <Kaguya> .. [04:41] <Kaguya> was this some kind of BDSM room at some point [04:42] * Kaguya shivers [04:42] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [04:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 500 - Front door: 367 - Right door: 545 - Roomstyle: 142 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [04:42] <~Hebizuka> *Possibly. The bullwhip is covered in blood.* [04:42] * Kaguya goes through left door [04:43] <~Hebizuka> *You climb some stairs, and enter a military bedroom - the resting quarters of Maze Soldiers of all ranks. There is no Soldier at home here, but instead there is a weapon on the bed.* [04:43] * Kaguya check weapon [04:43] <~Hebizuka> Class 2 weapon: Ruger MP9 submachine gun (9x19mm - 32 rounds mag) [04:44] * Kaguya equip [04:44] <~Hebizuka> *Weapon equipped!* [04:44] <Kaguya> !mrooms3 [04:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Kaguya ] Left door: 728 - Front door: 1539 - Right door: 908 - Roomstyle: 131 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [04:45] * Kaguya exit stage left [04:45] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There is a box of ammo on the floor.* [04:45] <Kaguya> >check ammo [04:46] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 9x39mm x30 [04:46] <Kaguya> hmm i dont have anything i think that uses it but [04:46] * Kaguya stores it anyway [04:46] <~Hebizuka> *Stored in ammo pouch.* [04:46] <~Hebizuka> Ammo pouch 1.3/2 [04:46] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [04:47] <~Hebizuka> 25 rooms, 2 kills, 0 SEs, 1 mission, 0 Amulet, 477 P$, 0 Run [04:47] <~Hebizuka> Score: 44 pts [04:47] <~Hebizuka> Position: 39th, on par with two other contestants with the same score (Sardon Reichart and Nikolay Romance)