Log:Game 186 (Meta, no ontology)

[20:03] <&Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Dana Love. You have visited 77 rooms, next special room at the 80th. Be careful, you still have broken ribs; otherwise, no other condition to report. !mrooms3 to continue. [20:04] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [20:04] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 2281 - Front door: 4299 - Right door: 433 - Roomstyle: 95 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [20:04] <DanaLove> \\ Right \\ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> *You barge into a warehouse room. The containers here are mostly empty, at the exception of an accessory abandoned in one of them.* [20:05] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [20:05] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: 7.62x54mm R [20:06] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [20:06] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 725 - Front door: 2658 - Right door: 1230 - Roomstyle: 168 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [20:06] <DanaLove> \\ Right \\ [20:11] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into a regular, featureless room. There is only one door ahead (!mrooms1). A lone person is present here... but oh how well-armed they look: a Maze Captain, complete with full set of body armor and a sniper rifle as their main weapon, is sitting there, apparently enjoying a cigarette break.* [20:11] <DanaLove> "Hello hello good sir. How are you feeling today?" [20:13] <~SU_Tempest> [MzCpt] Huh. Hello, samurai person. It's not often I'm visited by friendly old-style armor-clad people. Things are... Okay, I'd say. *unconvincingly* [20:13] <~SU_Tempest> [MzCpt] You? [20:13] <DanaLove> "I'm alright. You seem a bit... down. AnythingI can help with?" [20:14] <~SU_Tempest> [MzCpt] Oh, I don't really know. I was just promoted to my new rank, and all I got is a knife and a bunch of incompetent Lieutenants to oversee. [20:15] <~SU_Tempest> [MzCpt] I thought I'd be happy but all I have is even more work. Right now I'm taking a break, these morons are driving me insane. [20:15] <DanaLove> "Shame. I'll slap them into shape if I see any then, Sir." [20:16] <~SU_Tempest> [MzCpt] That'd be my job, hah. But if you see any Lieutenants belonging to my Company, kick some sense into them. I hate having to say this but I hate our job. [20:17] <~SU_Tempest> [MzCpt] The highest-up, so shall I call my direct superior, wants to use the 8th, which I am now the leader of, to be a happy-go-lucky we-gonna-kill-them-youkai bunch of goons, and to be honest, I will have none of that. But go explain that when you're an officer who's supposed to be close from the man who wants 'em all dead. Dunno what you think of it, but it's kinda harsh. [20:18] <~SU_Tempest> [MzCpt] My Lts however? They're all "Oh sweet, we're going to kill some shit at last!" [20:19] <DanaLove> "Tell you what, I'll take care of that for you... so long as you remember the face. I'll put in an extra hour just for you trying to calm these guys down. Now, I've never killed a youkai that didn't come at me first, so I think I feel where you're coming from." [20:20] <~SU_Tempest> [MzCpt] I've no issue with that if it's self-defense, but... Actually barging in their houses, killing them in the bedroom? ..That's not what I signed up for. [20:20] <~SU_Tempest> [MzCpt] I'm tempted to ask what your name is, but I have the distinct feeling that the answer is not going to be one I like. [20:22] * DanaLove nods. "Just call me The Shogun. I'll take care of it for you if you don't want to... I have little to lose unlike you. Just... do me a favor and try not to point to many guns at me while I work, hmm?" [20:25] <~SU_Tempest> [MzCpt] You'll have no gun barrels from me pointed at you, at the very least. Don't talk about this conversation to anybody... and if you find members of the 8th who are a bit too eager to kill youkai, i'll turn a blind eye and pretend I don't know who did it. [20:25] <DanaLove> "Deal." [20:26] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [20:26] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 507 - Roomstyle: 370 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [20:28] <&Hebizuka> *You enter a hiring bureau! The cages on the left are not empty this time, being filled with various creatures. The hirer is, as always, present.* [20:28] <DanaLove> "Hello hello. Looking for work as usual. What's in the computer?" [20:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Hey champ. Sorry, I got no jobs for you, but I have a fresh arrival of creatures looking for a new owner. [20:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Wanna take a look? [20:30] <DanaLove> "Owner? Let's see then." [20:32] <&Hebizuka> =Hiring bureau - Cages= [20:32] <&Hebizuka> A: Wyvern [20:32] <&Hebizuka> B: Mercenary [20:32] <&Hebizuka> C: Medic [20:32] <&Hebizuka> D: Succubus [20:32] <&Hebizuka> E: Magician [20:32] <&Hebizuka> F: Maid [20:32] <&Hebizuka> G: Apprentice magician [20:32] <&Hebizuka> H: Incubus [20:33] <DanaLove> "The medic... tell me more." [20:35] <&Hebizuka> *The medic is an old, malay otoko. He is towering, average, has very short dark brown hair, a pair of gray eyes, wears brass earrings, and has a noticeable scar on the right hand.* [20:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Oh, the medic. Haha. What happened to him is actually pretty funny. He was arrested on a charge of murder after a scene of... medical malpractice happened. [20:36] * DanaLove thinks about how she needs a good medic... this is not a good medic. "And the Magician?" [20:37] <&Hebizuka> *The magician seems to be male.* [20:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Ah, the magician. He's kinda a special case. [20:38] <DanaLove> "Case...?" [20:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] The guy was working with some sort of higher-up in their special magician hierarchy thing, I think they call it a Magus. Then for some reason the Magus was brutally murdered by a bunch of criminals, and the Magician found himself without any occupation. [20:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] So he kinda put himself up for sale, hoping he'd find a willing person to bear with him, knowing he'd have less trouble with food and living expenses than if he was left a drifter. [20:40] * DanaLove points to the Magician. "Come. I chose you. You seem like a man with a need for revenge... I'll need a man like that. Stay loyal, and you'll see greatness under me as an apprentice in no time." [20:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Considering he's a magician, he knows how to defend himself without weapons, though I suppose he can carry some if you ask him to. And they know a LOT about mushrooms. I bet he could identify them for you just by looking at them. [20:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Magician] Really? You want to adopt me as your own?... [20:42] * DanaLove nods. "Of course. Unless you'd like to stay in this cage..." [20:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] I'll let him go for 2600 P$. [20:43] * DanaLove looks with disdain. "What am I, made of money?" Sighs softly. "Looks like I'll just have to head on out without him if you can't do better than that." [20:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Hmm... How much you want to pay for him? Cause MAYBE I can get a lower price off, since you're a registered contractor, but... don't expect 50% off. [20:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Of course I can accept valuables if you wish to sell any... [20:45] <DanaLove> \\ Show Gem and Wire \\ [20:47] <&Hebizuka> *Only one of your gems is identified; this is the Sapphire. You also have an unidentified white gem. Do you confirm you wish to sell the sapphire?* [20:47] <DanaLove> \\ Sure \\ [20:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Ooh, valuables... Let me check their current price... [20:48] <&Hebizuka> *The current value of sapphires is 458 P$. The current value of platinum wire is 723 P$. Selling both would lead to a 1181 P$ credit. Sell?* [20:48] <DanaLove> \\ Yes \\ [20:49] <DanaLove> "Now, there's that... any deals for me or do I have to kill some more drunks to make you guys lower your price?" [20:49] <&Hebizuka> [Credit] Hiring bureau: 1381 P$ [20:49] <&Hebizuka> *This adds up to the 200 earned and kept in credit thanks to an earlier mission.* [20:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Hmmmm.... [20:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] I could MAYBE let him go for 2200. [20:50] <&Hebizuka> *This would be the totality of your pouch money and hiring bureau credit, minus 76 P$.* [20:51] <DanaLove> "If that's the case, then just keep the credits in my account. I can head out without him." [20:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] It's your call. [20:51] <~SU_Tempest> *The magician sighs.* [20:52] * DanaLove nods to the magician. "I'll see you soon, hopefully." [20:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Magicians go fast, you know. They're prized allies, especially by the richer folks who want a magic-capable being. [20:54] <DanaLove> "If all you can do is $2200, it's not going to fly. I have to head out to a hospital, and unless you wanna pay for my treatment, I'm not spending it." [20:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Then you should perhaps take some of your credit as pocket cash if you plan to save money for medical treatment. Medics are not cheap, that's the entire reason the one in this cage has been thrown into jail. [20:55] <DanaLove> "What do you recommend? 600, 700 bucks?" [20:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] I'm no medic, but honestly? Take everything. [20:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Never know when you need money. [20:56] <DanaLove> "...fine. Toss me it all over the counter." [20:56] <&Hebizuka> *Hiring bureau credit lowered to 0 P$.* [20:56] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 1381 P$ [20:57] <&Hebizuka> [Money carried] 2000 P$ in the pouch, 276 P$ in extra (weight 2.76). Total carried 2276 P$. [20:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 17.76/35 [20:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Anything else I can do for you, champ? [20:58] <DanaLove> "No thanks." [20:58] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [20:58] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 60 - Front door: 2025 - Right door: 227 - Roomstyle: 89 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [20:58] <DanaLove> \\ Right \\ [20:58] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 88th.* [20:59] <&Hebizuka> *A bedroom. As if fate was mocking you, you see a bag of cash on the floor.* [21:00] <DanaLove> \\ Check for traps and then examine the cash \\ [21:00] <&Hebizuka> *No traps in this room.* [21:00] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 441 P$ [21:00] <DanaLove> \\ Take it \ [21:03] <&Hebizuka> [Money carried] 2000 in pouch, 717 in extra (weight 7.17), total 2717 P$ [21:03] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 22.17/35 [21:06] <&Hebizuka> *Nothing else here. What are you gonna do?* [21:06] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:06] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 1756 - Front door: 2764 - Right door: 2068 - Roomstyle: 165 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [21:06] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [21:08] <&Hebizuka> *You go up a short volley of stairs and end up in a grassy room; a regular room like any other except the floor is grass and dirt. Someone abandoned a gun on the ground here...* [21:08] <DanaLove> \\ Examine gun \\ [21:10] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Para Ordnance P-16.40 pistol | .40 S&W - Semi-auto | R.Sight | P-16 16-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [15+1/16, 16x FMJ] - Cond: Poor / Clns: Grimy [21:10] <DanaLove> "Nope" [21:10] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:10] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 5012 - Front door: 2012 - Right door: 5365 - Roomstyle: 441 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [21:10] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [21:13] <&Hebizuka> *You find yourself in a regular, featureless room. Nothing at all here, except for an item on the floor.* [21:14] <DanaLove> \\ Drop all Weapon Accesories not related/usable with the guns I have and Examine Item \\ [21:14] <&Hebizuka> *You dropped a 7.62x51mm NATO silencer on the floor.* [21:14] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [21:15] <DanaLove> \\ Take Bandage \\ [21:15] <&Hebizuka> *You now carry 4.* [21:15] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 21.27/35 [21:16] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:16] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 3827 - Front door: 2357 - Right door: 5075 - Roomstyle: 68 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [21:16] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [21:19] <&Hebizuka> *You go down a short volley of stairs. You end up in a scratched room full of @graffiti . You find another abandoned firearm on the floor...* [21:19] <DanaLove> \\ Examine Gun \\ [21:19] <DanaLove> @graffiti [21:19] <MazeBot> *Unreadable. It's a blood splatter.* [21:20] <DanaLove> "Well fuck." [21:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov AK-74 assault rifle | 5.45x39mm - Semi/Full | No accessory | AK-74 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [29+1/30, 30x FMJ] - Cond: Excellent / Clns: Clean [21:20] <DanaLove> \\ Taaaaake~ \\ [21:20] <&Hebizuka> *An AK whose only battle scars are minor scratches and dings on the finish.* [21:20] <&Hebizuka> *Do you wish to equip or spare it?* [21:20] <DanaLove> \\ spare \\ [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *The rifle heavily weighs on your vest along with the rest of the stuff you carry. Your LBE will not tolerate the excess weight if you insist on carrying it. Go on anyway?* [21:23] <DanaLove> \\ Bleh... just drop it. Oh well. \\ [21:23] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:23] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 844 - Front door: 1282 - Right door: 6237 - Roomstyle: 383 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [21:23] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [21:24] <&Hebizuka> *Poor AK.* [21:27] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. There appears to be ANOTHER abandoned firearm on the floor.* [21:27] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [21:28] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - FN Herstal P90 personal defense weapon | 5.7x28mm - Semi/Full | R. Sight(I) | P90 50-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 - [49+1/50, 50x FMJ] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Clean [21:29] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:29] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 2976 - Front door: 3066 - Right door: 671 - Roomstyle: 368 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [21:29] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [21:30] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room ; once again! You spot a discarded magazine on the floor.* [21:31] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [21:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: PP-2000 20-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.00 (0.5) - [0/20, Empty] [21:32] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:32] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 2474 - Front door: 1652 - Right door: 2376 - Roomstyle: 82 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [21:32] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [21:35] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area! Daytime forest. You spot a group of creatures here... Two kitsune, in fact.* [21:35] <DanaLove> "Oh... hello." \\ Examine fox-people \\ [21:38] <&Hebizuka> *The first kitsune is a child, gigantic otoko. He has short brown hair, a pair of hazel eyes, and exactly one, orange tail. He seems to be very young.* [21:38] <&Hebizuka> *The second kitsune is an elder, average heighted female. She has shaved teal hair, a pair of violet eyes, and nine beautiful silver tails.* [21:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsu2] Hello. [21:39] <~SU_Tempest> *The younger one hides behind the nine-tailed one.* [21:40] <DanaLove> "So... I see you're quite the venerable elder. I shall be passing on by..." [21:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsu2] And what makes you come here? You are dressed oddly, yet I don't believe you are one of those murderous samurai. [21:41] <DanaLove> "Looking for a hospital. Smashed my ribs in several rooms back." [21:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsu2] Oh, my. What happened? [21:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsu1] I-Is she a bad guy? [21:42] <DanaLove> "I... forgot. It's been that long." [21:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsu2] No, don't worry, Atsuo. She seems okay. [21:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsu2] It's unfortunate to hear, but I do know there should be a medic not far away. [21:44] <DanaLove> "I'll be glad the moment I walk into that office." [21:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsu2] I regret I cannot really give you anything to help you. I know of magical mushrooms that can mend broken bones and close wounds, but I don't believe there is any in this forest... [21:44] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:44] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 1866 - Front door: 2921 - Right door: 1524 - Roomstyle: 82 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [21:44] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [21:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsu2] Hopefully you find what you need, good luck. [21:44] <DanaLove> "Thank you. [21:47] <&Hebizuka> *You cross the door, going down a short volley of stairs, then again up another one, before ending up AGAIN in a forest area at daytime. As if all you did was going down a tunnel then back up. The area looks different though. There is nobody in sight, just a discarded magazine on the floor.* [21:47] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:47] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4990 - Front door: 3179 - Right door: 1190 - Roomstyle: 315 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [21:47] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [21:47] <DanaLove> "Nope." [21:49] <&Hebizuka> *A washitsu; a japanese styled room. Only one door ahead (!mrooms1). Here you spot an angry-looking kappa, a container, and a shiny item on the futon.* [21:50] <DanaLove> \\ Examine Container and Shiny Item \\ "Hello there." [21:50] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Platinum medal - Value 300-1250 P$ (1d951 +299) - Weight: 0.1 [21:51] <&Hebizuka> *The container appears to be a metallic container, equipped with an electronic lock. It seems the box is trapped.* [21:51] <DanaLove> "Making those evil boxes?" [21:51] <~SU_Tempest> *The kappa turns their head at you angrily.* [21:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] What's it to ya? You gonna rob me, like the last three times? Huh? HUH?? [21:53] <DanaLove> "Not really... just passing by." [21:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] LIAR. Why are you here?! [21:54] <DanaLove> "...fuck this, I have no time for this silliness. Please, I implore you, just let me pass!" [21:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] I'm going to jam my fist up your ass and tear your guts out! [21:55] <&Hebizuka> *The kappa is looking for a fight...* [21:55] <DanaLove> \\ This old nigga axin' fo it. Shotgun to the face, three times. \\ [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *The kappa lunges towards you to try and slug you with a punch.* [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. Order this turn: Kappa, Dana* [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *Kappa's turn...* [21:56] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [21:56] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [21:56] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [21:56] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [21:57] <&Hebizuka> *Klunk!* [21:57] <&Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain 3% [+3]. No limb damage, no clothing damage, no other wounds. [21:58] <&Hebizuka> *It is now your turn. 3 rounds.* [21:58] <DanaLove> @roll 3#2d6 [21:58] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 11;5;11 [21:59] <&Hebizuka> *Fire mode: Pump-action. Buckshot. Aim: Head (score -2) [21:59] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit (5 plt), Hit (1 plt), Hit (5 plt)* [21:59] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 3/3 (11 plt)* [22:00] <&Hebizuka> *The kappa's face is punctured by eleven double-aught pellets. The entry wounds may have disfigured him, but the exit wounds turned the back of his head into what happens when an over-ripe fruit is smashed open: a lot of messy shit coming out.* [22:00] <&Hebizuka> Dana Love [SPAS-12] Kappa /H\ [B] [22:00] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [22:01] <DanaLove> \\ Pump the rest of the shells out and reload with slugs \\ "Idiot..." [22:01] <&Hebizuka> *To help nothing, you're starting to feel hungry.* [22:02] <&Hebizuka> [Unloaded] SPAS-12. Obtained 6 shells of 12 gauge buckshot. [22:02] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] SPAS-12. [8+1/8, 9x Slug] [22:03] <&Hebizuka> *12g buckshot remaining: 33. 12g slug remaining: 11.* [22:03] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] Ammo pouch 6.2/10 [22:04] <DanaLove> \\ Eat my Millefueille \\ [22:04] <&Hebizuka> *You settle for a big dessert.* [22:04] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d25 Nutrition [22:04] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 7 [22:05] <&Hebizuka> *Looks like it wasn't made very well. You are going to need more than that to feel... filled up, so to speak.* [22:06] <DanaLove> \\ Time to was my desert out with a burger \\ [22:06] <DanaLove> wash* [22:06] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d55 Nutrition [22:06] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 38 [22:06] <&Hebizuka> *Now THAT hits the spot.* [22:07] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [22:07] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 2417 - Roomstyle: 384 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [22:07] <DanaLove> NO THE mEDAL [22:07] <DanaLove> TAKE IT THEN LEAVE [22:07] <&Hebizuka> *No worries .~* [22:07] <DanaLove> "Wheew..." [22:08] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 20.37/35 [22:08] <&Hebizuka> *Yet another hiring bureau. Nobody in the cages this time, but the hirer is up and at work.* [22:09] <DanaLove> "Any work?" [22:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] What's up, Dana? Yea, I still got a job for ya. [22:11] <DanaLove> "What do you have?" [22:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Remember that rich lady who wants a bodyguard? Offer's still up. She wants a good, experienced person who's good at shooting, isn't afraid of armed threats, and asks no questions. She pays good money too, gal's real popular in the richie rich folk circles. [22:12] <DanaLove> "Beam me up then." [22:12] <DanaLove> \\ Do eet \\ [22:13] <&Hebizuka> *You are Scottied into the room where your employer awaits.* [22:13] <&Hebizuka> [Job B2: Not for your eyes] [22:15] <&Hebizuka> *You reappear in a warehouse room. Your employer is a middle-aged hispanic futanari. She is of average height, slender, with short auburn hair, a pair of blue eyes covered by sunglasses, and an elaborate tattoo on the back, which you can partially see under her fancy evening dress.* [22:15] <DanaLove> "Hello hello, Miss. And what exactly am I here for?" [22:16] <~SU_Tempest> *The woman shoots you dirty looks, eyeing your attire.* [22:16] <~SU_Tempest> [???] So you're the hired gun I asked for? That's an uncanny sense of fashion you've got there. I can't even see your face. Mind removing that helmet of yours? [22:17] <DanaLove> "I know it's not uniform, but you use what you're given..." \\ Take helmet off and blow a kiss to her \\ [22:17] <~SU_Tempest> *She grimaces.* [22:17] <~SU_Tempest> [???] Terrible manners, too. Do you know who you're speaking to?! [22:17] <DanaLove> \\ Place back on my head \\ "You didn't hire me to parlay, dear... and no, I don't. But I can kill shit." [22:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] FINE. I suppose that explains your behavior. I am Mariana Tosman, and I'm one of the richest Maze Citizens. Long story short I started as a weapon shop owner, then I started investing in other weapon shops, and I'm stinking rich. [22:19] <DanaLove> "Interesting. You're awfully successful it seems, there are so many guns they're all just laying around." [22:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] I ain't carrying the guns, I'm just the person who buys them. All you gotta know is people are jealous of that and some clitpinchers have decided that it would be a fucking funny idea to see me dead. So I want you to kill any sons of bitches who get in my way. Capiche? [22:20] <DanaLove> "Capiche, indeed." [22:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] Well move it!! I'm not paying you to talk! Where we're going is 10 rooms ahead, and it's a straight shot from here, single doors only. I KNOW they're waiting for us, so you prep your shoulder thing that goes up, or whatever way your guns work. [22:22] <&Hebizuka> *For the duration of the mission, !mrooms1 only.* [22:23] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 3106 - Roomstyle: 192 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [22:23] <DanaLove> "Stay close and behind me." [22:23] <DanaLove> \\ Prep shotgun and let's roll \\ [22:27] <&Hebizuka> *A messy library - the majority of the shelves have been broken. In fact it seems more like they were blown up with explosives. There is nobody around, though, just an object on the floor.* [22:27] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [22:27] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Unidentified - Weight 0.1 [22:27] <DanaLove> \\ Take \\ [22:27] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [22:27] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 5044 - Roomstyle: 198 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [22:59] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Suddenly, you are ambushed by a hitman! The hitman is carrying a suppressed handgun.* [23:13] <DanaLove> @cover [23:13] <MazeBot> A metallic file case full of papers. (Health: 35, LDV modifier: -2) [23:13] <DanaLove> \\ Take cover and put 2 into his torso \\ [23:15] <&Hebizuka> *Roll 2d6 to take cover.* [23:15] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [23:15] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 7 [23:16] <&Hebizuka> *You successfully take cover along with Mariana. You may act first if you decide to attack.* [23:16] <&Hebizuka> *If you do want to attack, you can roll for 2 shots immediately.* [23:17] <DanaLove> @roll 2#2d6 [23:17] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 4;11 [23:19] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 2. Mode: Pump-action.* [23:19] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Miss, Hit* [23:19] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 1/2* [23:20] <&Hebizuka> *You miss the first slug - a flier that goes way of target - but the second lands dead on the hitman's chest. The slug did a LOT of damage to his chest, but he doesn't seem to stop just yet ; yes it hurts, but not enough to stop the hitman, or so it seems.* [23:21] <&Hebizuka> *Mariana is unarmed. She has no plans to attack.* [23:21] <&Hebizuka> *The hitman suddenly unloads four rounds at you.* [23:21] <&Hebizuka> @roll 4#2d6 [23:21] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 12;5;8;4 [23:21] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 4. Semi-auto, recoil 2.* [23:22] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Critical hit, Miss, Hit, Miss [23:22] <&Hebizuka> @critwin [23:22] <MazeBot> Hydrostatic shock! (Sufferer is stunned for 1 turn.) [23:22] <&Hebizuka> *Not applicable: Cover can't be stunned* [23:23] <&Hebizuka> *The two rounds that hit manage to puncture small but consequent holes in the file case, seeming to hit right into weaker parts. The file case still holds together, and can still take a few hits.* [23:23] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [23:23] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you try?* [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] It's one of those fucking assassins they sent to get me! [23:24] <DanaLove> "I can tell... he looks rather ill-prepared I must admit." [23:25] <DanaLove> \\ Two to his chest once more \\ [23:26] <&Hebizuka> *The hitman doesn't let up and unloads four more at you.* [23:26] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Hitman, Dana* [23:26] <&Hebizuka> *Hitman...* [23:26] <&Hebizuka> @roll 4#2d6 [23:26] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6;10;3;9 [23:27] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 4. Semi-auto, recoil 2.* [23:27] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit* [23:28] <&Hebizuka> *The file case loses more and more of its integrity; its drawers are being shot open, spilling papers everywhere. Soon enough it's going to be nothing more but concealment.* [23:28] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. 2 rounds.* [23:29] <DanaLove> @roll 2#2d6 [23:29] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 7;7 [23:29] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 2. Pump-action.* [23:29] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit, Hit* [23:29] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 2/2* [23:30] <&Hebizuka> *You slug the fucker twice more, putting two more .729 caliber holes in his chest. The results are predictably devastating.* [23:30] <&Hebizuka> Dana Love [SPAS-12] Hitman [23:30] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [23:30] <DanaLove> \\ Reload the gun and look to the lady \\ "Sorry about that, sometimes the fuckers are armored." [23:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] T-That's fine. So long as they die. [23:32] <~SU_Tempest> *Your employer has the common sense of grabbing the Hitman's discarded pistol for herself.* [23:32] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] SPAS-12: +4 Slug [8+1/9, 9x Slug] [23:32] <&Hebizuka> * [23:32] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge slug remaining: 7* [23:34] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [23:36] <&Hebizuka> 90 R - 11 K - 1 SE - 2 M - 0 A - 2717 P$ - 0 Runs [23:37] <&Hebizuka> Progress today: +13 Rooms, +2 Kills, +1622 P$ [23:37] <&Hebizuka> Total score: 154 pts [+33] [23:38] <&Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 25th [+4] [23:39] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [23:39] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 6/7 [23:39] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [23:39] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 43/56 (77%) [23:39] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 2/2 (100%) [23:39] <&Hebizuka> Grenades/rockets 1/1 (100%) [23:39] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 49/56 (78% accuracy) [23:40] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [23:41] <&Hebizuka> +1 youkai eliminated [23:41] <&Hebizuka> +2 shotgun [23:41] <&Hebizuka> +1 headshot [23:41] <&Hebizuka> +1 brutal