Log:Game 187 (Meta, no ontology)

[19:00] <&Hebizuka> *December special event: ChristMaze* [19:01] <&Hebizuka> *First things first: Have you ever watched or played 'Deal or No Deal'? The principle is very similar here.* [19:01] <DanaLove> Yesh, let us beginz [19:02] <&Hebizuka> *There are sixteen crates, labeled "G01" to "G16". A twist to the usual formula of the DoND game is that most crates can have one of multiple rewards.* [19:02] * DanaLove grasps G06 and places it upon her lap. [19:03] <&Hebizuka> *Here is the full list of rewards, ordered from least to most valuable. [19:03] <&Hebizuka> Biscuit [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 100 P$, Sandwich or Hi-Point JCP. [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 2x Condom [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 200 P$, Lunch box or Heckler ＆ Koch P7M8 [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 300 P$, Box of cookies (6) or Glock 17 [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 450 P$, Cheeseburger or Heckler ＆ Koch USP Tactical [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 600 P$, 6x Sandwich or Ruger Blackhawk [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 850 P$ or Heckler ＆ Koch MP5A3 [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 1000 P$, or Kalashnikov AK-74 [19:03] <&Hebizuka> Full set of Dyneema armor (Heavy Dyneema vest + Dyneema helmet + Dyneema arm pads + Dyneema leg pads) [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 1250 P$, 10x random Mushrooms or Armalite AR-10 [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 1500 P$ or Milkor MGL [19:03] <&Hebizuka> Medical supplies (MEDAID2 crate + MEDAID5 crate + 4x First aid kit + 2x Field surgery kit) [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 2000 P$, or SHEPARD crate [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 2500 P$, or FREEMAN crate [19:03] <&Hebizuka> 2500 P$ + Unrestricted Wish [19:03] <DanaLove> Kewl [19:04] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm you want Crate G06?* [19:04] <DanaLove> Yuppers. [19:05] <&Hebizuka> *Like on the original formula, there is also a phone, set to ring at certain intervals to propose either offers to buy your box, or the possibility to trade your box for another not opened yet.* [19:05] <&Hebizuka> *With this said and done, choose 4 boxes.* [19:06] <DanaLove> G01, G02, G03, G16 [19:06] <&Hebizuka> *G01 contained...* [19:06] <&Hebizuka> [Biscuit] [19:07] <&Hebizuka> G02... [19:07] <&Hebizuka> [Heckler ＆ Koch P7M8] [19:07] <&Hebizuka> G03... [19:07] <&Hebizuka> [Medical supplies (MEDAID2 crate + MEDAID5 crate + 4x First aid kit + 2x Field surgery kit)] [19:08] <&Hebizuka> G16... [19:08] <&Hebizuka> [Armalite AR-10] [19:09] <~SU_Tempest> *The phone rings.* [19:10] * DanaLove picks up. "Sup nigga." [19:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] 'Sup. You should be a little careful, you blew two of the nicer rewards... In any case, here's my offer... I can buy your crate back for 900 P$. [19:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] You know the drill... Deal, or no deal. [19:11] * DanaLove hangs up. "Yo momma. No deal" [19:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Fine, then. Open four more. [19:12] <~SU_Tempest> *click* [19:12] <DanaLove> G13, G08, G04, G10 [19:12] <&Hebizuka> G13... [19:12] <&Hebizuka> [2500 P$ + Unrestricted Wish] [19:12] <DanaLove> NOOOOO [19:12] <&Hebizuka> *Ouch.* [19:13] <&Hebizuka> G08... [19:13] <&Hebizuka> [SHEPARD crate] [19:13] <DanaLove> FUCKING NOOOOO [19:13] <DanaLove> RIGGED [19:13] <&Hebizuka> *Double ouch, there goes two of the three best rewards...* [19:13] <&Hebizuka> G04... [19:13] <&Hebizuka> [Cheeseburger] [19:14] <&Hebizuka> G10... [19:14] <&Hebizuka> [Full Dyneema armor set] [19:14] <DanaLove> "This box better be condom s because someone's getting fuck right after this..." [19:14] <~SU_Tempest> *Another phone call. The ringtone sounds particularly old-school.* [19:14] * DanaLove "Whut?" [19:15] <~SU_Tempest> *Stifled laughter on the other end of the line.* [19:15] * DanaLove hang up. [19:15] <~SU_Tempest> *Rings again.* [19:15] <DanaLove> "Fuck the police, I'm just opening this up right now." [19:15] <DanaLove> "My box is destined to me" [19:15] <&Hebizuka> *The box, somehow, does not open.* [19:15] <&Hebizuka> *The telephone continues desperately ringing. [19:15] * DanaLove picks up the phone. "Open the box." [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Man, you are amazing at shooting down the valuable stuff... And no, I will not open your box. You aren't breaking the game just because you don't like it. [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Besides, what tells you YOUR box has what you want? You could always trade it for another... [19:16] <DanaLove> "Well I want y box and I'm just gonna call off the others so... unless you've got 2000 to spare, I'll be on ym way [19:17] <DanaLove> "No, I'm stubborn. Iwant this one." [19:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] No deal? You know you might be wrong? [19:17] * DanaLove hangs up. [19:17] <DanaLove> No [19:18] <&Hebizuka> *Eight boxes still in play: 05, 07, 09, 11, 12, 14, 15, and yours, 06. Open two more.* [19:18] <DanaLove> G05, G07 [19:19] <&Hebizuka> G05... [19:19] <&Hebizuka> [300 P$] [19:19] <&Hebizuka> G07... [19:19] <&Hebizuka> [Hi-Point JCP] [19:20] <~SU_Tempest> *Phone rings again.* [19:21] * DanaLove "Yolo. What do you want now?" [19:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Well, that certainly looks a little better. Hrm. The condoms are stiiiiill in play though... And I am a good prince, I insist that a trade could be a good idea. [19:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Deal, or no Deal, as usual. [19:21] * DanaLove "No." [19:21] * DanaLove slams down phone." [19:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] You're making the wrong mo--*click* [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *From now on, open one, get one call.* [19:22] * DanaLove "Trade with G15, smash mine open [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *Swap G06 for G15 - Confirm?* [19:22] <DanaLove> Yes. [19:23] <&Hebizuka> G06...... [19:23] <&Hebizuka> [Heckler & Koch MP5A3] [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> *Ringing, the phone is.* [19:24] * DanaLove picks up. [19:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Interesting outcome, isn't it? [19:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Considering the look of things... I can propose buying your crate back for 950 P$... [19:25] * DanaLove nods. "Open G11" [19:25] * DanaLove slams phone. [19:25] <~SU_Tempest> *Off-screen, Sergey shakes his head.* [19:25] <&Hebizuka> G11... [19:25] <&Hebizuka> [FREEMAN crate] [19:25] <~SU_Tempest> *More ringing.* [19:26] * DanaLove picks up. "Fuck you. what do you want?" [19:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Are you having regrets NOW? You should reconsider. What do you think your box has, hm? [19:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Now, my offer is another trade... [19:28] * DanaLove "Sergey, I'm gonna find you... and I'm gonna rape you. Hard. In the butt. That means anally. Anal rape, Sergey. I'd prepare it. Your anus that is." slams down phone. "G12" [19:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] *Laughs as Dana explains her ploy.* *Click* [19:28] <&Hebizuka> *Open G12 or trade for G12?* [19:28] <DanaLove> Open [19:28] <&Hebizuka> G12... [19:29] <&Hebizuka> [1500 P$] [19:29] <&Hebizuka> *Remaining crates in play: 09, 14, and yours, 15.* [19:29] * DanaLove facepalms. [19:30] <&Hebizuka> *Remaining rewards: [1000 P$/AK-74], [600 P$/6xSandwich/Blackhawk], [2x Condom]* [19:30] <DanaLove> :Mmm... I could use the food..." [19:30] <~SU_Tempest> *More ringing...* [19:30] <DanaLove> Remove G09 [19:30] <DanaLove> "Turn the phone off, I don't wanna talk to this snickering little shit anymore." [19:30] <~SU_Tempest> [ringing intensifies] [19:31] <DanaLove> "Do as I say mortals!" [19:31] <~SU_Tempest> [r i n g i n g] [19:32] * DanaLove picks up and clams back down. [19:32] <~SU_Tempest> *... Ring ring ring.* [19:32] <~SU_Tempest> *It's like a fucking Sonic game now. Come on, answer.* [19:32] * DanaLove "the fuck do you want? [19:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Dana, Dana, Dana... I keep throwing signs and warnings and you willfully ignore them. Do you really want to run the risk? Seriously here. [19:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Think carefully. Trade, deal or no deal. And give it more than a half-second of thought, I know your brain can at least do that. [19:33] * DanaLove "My statement stands. Now, do you want to do as I say or keep calling me and not preparing anal lubricant around your anus?" [19:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Have it your way... [19:34] <&Hebizuka> G09... [19:34] <&Hebizuka> [1000 P$] [19:34] <DanaLove> ... [19:34] <&Hebizuka> *Finale: 600 P$/6x Sandwich/Blackhawk or 2x Condom* [19:35] <~SU_Tempest> *More ringing, the final phone call.* [19:35] * DanaLove answers. "The fuck do yo want?" [19:35] * DanaLove "Come to shit on my hopes and dreams?" [19:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] Oh I'm not going to crap on your hopes and dreams, so far it's your own undoing. But, I am not the bad guy of THIS game. I'll just cut the deal... You sell me your box for 350 P$, or you can go on and be stubborn til the end. DoND. [19:37] <DanaLove> "Fine... just get me back in the mazes so I can find you ass... I'll take the sell." [19:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] All right. It took you some time at last... [19:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Sergey] You can open your box. [19:38] * DanaLove clears her throat and opens box. [19:38] <&Hebizuka> [2x Condom] [19:38] * DanaLove tableflips [19:38] <&Hebizuka> *You have sold 2 condoms for 350 P$... What a deal.* [19:38] * DanaLove eats phone. [19:39] <&Hebizuka> *End of the special event...* [19:41] <&Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Dana Love. You have visited 90 rooms, and are currently in the middle of Job B2 ("Not for your Eyes") with your employer, Mariana Tosman. !mrooms1 to go on. [19:41] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [19:41] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 3673 - Roomstyle: 432 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *An empty, featureless room. There isn't much here, just a discarded magazine on the floor.* [19:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] Ugh. I hope we won't run into more of these clowns... [19:45] <DanaLove> \\ Examine Magazine \\ [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K HK45 10-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0 (0.5) [0/10] [19:47] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [19:47] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 3415 - Roomstyle: 70 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [19:50] <&Hebizuka> *A messy, featureless room with a lot of garbage in the corner. A hitwoman appears with a silenced pistol!* [19:50] <DanaLove> @cover [19:50] <MazeBot> A static tactical shield, "Colossus" model. (Health: 80, LDV modifier: -4) [19:51] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6 to take cover with your ally...* [19:51] <DanaLove> \\ Take cover and fire 3 shots into her head with the Glock if success \\ [19:51] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [19:51] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8 [19:51] <&Hebizuka> *You successfully take cover along with Ms. Tosman. Your opponent doesn't seem to want to do the same, as such you may now attack first.* [19:51] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn, 3 rounds.* [19:52] <DanaLove> @roll 3#2d6 [19:52] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 12;9;12 [19:53] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 3. Aimed at: Head. Recoil: 3. Semi-auto.* [19:53] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3 (FT 7): Critical hit, Hit, Critical hit* [19:53] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 3/3* [19:53] <&Hebizuka> @critwin [19:53] <MazeBot> Profusely bleeding! (Bleeding counter +2. Stackable with other Bleeding modifiers.) [19:53] <&Hebizuka> @critwin [19:53] <MazeBot> QUAD DAMAAAAAGE!!! (The amount of Pain suffered is multiplied by 4. Stackable with other multipliers.) [19:54] <&Hebizuka> *This isn't a killing, this isn't an execution. This is fucking turn-based Unreal Tournament.* [19:55] <&Hebizuka> Dana Love [Glock 21] Hitwoman A /H\ [B] [19:55] <&Hebizuka> [Damage dealt] 800% Pain, 16 limb damage (head destroyed) [19:56] * DanaLove reloads pistol for what it's worth. "Uh... so... how was your day so far?" 19:57] <~SU_Tempest> *Mariana has trouble watching the shower of skull gore that you have unleashed on the hitwoman.* [19:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] Um... uh... Forget anything I said about your costume. You uh. You're way good. [19:57] * DanaLove nodnods. [19:57] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [19:57] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 2151 - Roomstyle: 138 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot a shiny on the floor...* [19:58] <DanaLove> \\ Examine shiny and check for traps \\ [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *No traps.* [19:58] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Black gem - Unidentified - Weight 0.1 [19:58] <DanaLove> \\ Take Gem \\ [19:59] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [19:59] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 3625 - Roomstyle: 356 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [19:59] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 20.47/35 [20:01] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. Here, a hitman appears with a silenced submachine gun.* [20:02] <DanaLove> @cover [20:02] <MazeBot> A dishwasher. (Health: 30, LDV modifier: -3) [20:02] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [20:02] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 6 [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *You successfully make it behind the dishwasher.* [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *The hitman immediately attempts taking cover as well...* [20:02] <&Hebizuka> @cover [20:02] <MazeBot> A static tactical shield, "Colossus" model. (Health: 80, LDV modifier: -4) [20:02] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:02] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *And he does make it behind too.* [20:03] <&Hebizuka> *The hitman is the fastest - his cover-taking roll is higher than yours; as such he may attack first.* [20:04] <&Hebizuka> *Hitman's turn... He attempts a five-round burst at you.* [20:04] <&Hebizuka> @roll 5#2d6 [20:04] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5;7;4;3;4 [20:04] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 5. Full-auto, recoil 2.* [20:05] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: Miss, Hit, Miss, Miss, Miss* [20:05] <&Hebizuka> *Only one of his poorly aimed shots hit your dishwasher, to very little effect; the bullet is deflected and miserably ends its course in the floor.* [20:05] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. What will you try?* [20:06] <DanaLove> "Flank him... I need you to get to his back and as I distract him, hit him in the head, got it?" [20:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana]I am PAYING YOU for this job, you seriously don't expect me to do it myself??! [20:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] Get your shit together and kill him! [20:07] * DanaLove sighs. "Alright, I thought you didn't want to die, but suit yourself..." [20:07] <~SU_Tempest> *Mariana cowers behind the dishwasher.* [20:10] <DanaLove> \\ Rushes up to him with the SPAS-12 into melee range. Slipping behind his cover, I aim for his head and try to put two in his noggin' \\ [20:10] <DanaLove> \\ Semi \ [20:10] <&Hebizuka> *You attempt a shotgun melee rush to not have to deal with the piece of cover. You may roll now, 2 rounds.* [20:10] <DanaLove> @roll 2#2d6 [20:10] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8;8 [20:11] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 2. Semi-auto, recoil 3. Aimed at: Head (FT+1).* [20:11] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit, Hit* [20:11] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 2/2* [20:12] <&Hebizuka> *Two slugs in the head make a mess out of -anyone-.* [20:12] <&Hebizuka> Dana Love [SPAS-12] Hitman B /H\ [B] [20:12] <DanaLove> \\ Reload and call her over, looting what cash he has for myself and tossing her his submachine gun \\ [20:12] <&Hebizuka> [Damage dealt] 500% Pain, 22 limb damage (head destroyed) [20:13] <&Hebizuka> *Some brains have been literally DISPLACED out of the cranium of your opponent, all across the room.* [20:13] <&Hebizuka> *The hitman's body is not carrying any money.* [20:13] * DanaLove giggles like a school girl. "I hope you don't mind gore~" [20:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] Eugh. You're way too good at this. [20:14] <~SU_Tempest> *She hurriedly picks the weapon up, which is apparently an UZI* [20:14] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [20:14] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1564 - Roomstyle: 257 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [20:16] <&Hebizuka> *A mostly empty storage room. You spot an accessory on the floor.* [20:17] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [20:17] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Bipod [20:17] <DanaLove> \\ Take that and consume Diazepam \\ [20:18] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 effects [20:18] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, effects: 8 [20:18] <&Hebizuka> *Your vision sharpens. You feel your mental alertness increase as well. You have an unshakable feeling of paranoia, and you also feel you are more sensitive...* [20:19] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [20:19] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1869 - Roomstyle: 267 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [20:19] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 21.37/35 [20:20] <&Hebizuka> *Another storage area, where a hitwoman awaits with a submachine gun, also equipped with a silencer.* [20:20] <DanaLove> @cover [20:20] <MazeBot> No cover at all! [20:21] <DanaLove> \\ Fire three shots with the PM-63 RAK into her head \\ [20:21] <&Hebizuka> *Uh oh. Looks like you're in the open. But the hitwoman isn't seeking cover either, she wants to rush; straight at you. What will you attempt?* [20:21] <&Hebizuka> *What fire mode?* [20:21] <DanaLove> \\ Semi \\ [20:23] <&Hebizuka> *The hitwoman aims at Mariana and attempts a three round burst in full-auto.* [20:23] <&Hebizuka> *Mariana, in self-defense (and panic, mostly), raises her scavenged handgun and aims at the hitwoman on her own, squeezing as many shots as she can (she's about to fire 10)* [20:24] <&Hebizuka> *Speed conflict: Mariana (1) vs Hitwoman (2).* [20:24] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 [20:24] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2 [20:24] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Hitwoman, Mariana, Dana* [20:24] <&Hebizuka> *Hitwoman...* [20:24] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [20:24] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4;10;5 [20:25] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 3. Recoil: 2. Full-auto.* [20:25] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Miss, Hit, Miss.* [20:25] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 1/3.* [20:26] <&Hebizuka> *Mariana receives a bullet in the chest, which is protected by light body armor. She yelps in pain, because it seems that the bullet managed to get through her vest anyway...* [20:27] <&Hebizuka> *Thankfully it was only one round; thus she survived.* [20:27] <&Hebizuka> *Mariana's turn...* [20:27] <&Hebizuka> @roll 10#2d6 [20:27] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5;3;5;9;6;10;9;5;2;5 [20:28] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 9. Recoil: 2. Semi-auto.* [20:28] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-9: Miss, Miss, Miss, Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Miss, Critical failure* [20:28] <&Hebizuka> *Your employer's handgun seems to stovepipe on the 9th shot, though she at least managed to get 4 shots on her attacker...* [20:29] <&Hebizuka> *It's apparently insufficient to stop the hitwoman however; despite being hit four times, she's still alive!* [20:29] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. 3 rounds.* [20:30] <DanaLove> @roll 3#2d6 [20:30] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 10;8;8 [20:30] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 3. Semi-auto, recoil 2. Aimed at head (FT+1).* [20:30] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Hit, Hit* [20:30] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 3/3* [20:31] <&Hebizuka> *Another successful triple headshot, which finally spells the hitwoman's end of her career.* [20:31] <DanaLove> "Are you alright!?" \\Tends to her\\ [20:32] <&Hebizuka> Dana Love [PM-63 RAK] Hitwoman /H\ (+ assist from: Mariana Tosman) [20:32] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight (1 turn)* [20:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] Y-yeah, I'm okay, I think. I'm glad I bought that vest, but... ow... hurts like a bitch... [20:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] ...Ahem... pardon my language. [20:33] * DanaLove nodnods. [20:33] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [20:33] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 752 - Roomstyle: 57 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [20:33] <&Hebizuka> *She drops the UZI and takes the fallen hitwoman's gun instead, a silenced MP7A1.* [20:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] We're drawing near my house... [20:36] <DanaLove> "Got it... let's get you back on a bed and tend to that bullet wound..." [20:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] Ow, ow, dammit. Yeah, don't worry about that, just get me home safe... [20:38] <&Hebizuka> *A locker room. There are clothes in one of the lockers, and you see a small object on the floor...* [20:38] <DanaLove> \\ Examine clothes and object \\ [20:38] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Evening dress (Upper body, Lower body) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Classy - Weight: 3 [Dmg: 1.01/4] [20:38] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [20:39] <DanaLove> \\ Take Syringe \\ [20:39] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [20:39] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 140 - Roomstyle: 184 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [20:40] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 21.47/35 [20:41] <&Hebizuka> *You finally make it in a bedroom, which appears to be part of Mariana's living quarters, however a hitman and a hitwoman, each with silenced assault rifles, are waiting...* [20:41] <DanaLove> @cover [20:41] <MazeBot> A sandbag nest. (Health: 64, LDV modifier: -3) [20:41] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [20:41] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8 [20:41] <&Hebizuka> *You successfully take cover along with Mariana. Neither of the assassins make a cover-taking move; you're first to act if you desire.* [20:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] Shit, oh shit, they are in MY BEDROOM [20:42] <DanaLove> "Bye-bye, bitches..." [20:42] <DanaLove> \\ Throw flashbang at them \\ [20:42] <DanaLove> "Cover your ears!" [20:42] <~SU_Tempest> *Mariana cowers and covers herself.* [20:42] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [20:42] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [20:42] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 7 [20:43] <&Hebizuka> *The loud BANG and the bright flash of light temporarily blinds both of your opponents!* [20:43] <DanaLove> "Shoot the girl, I have the guy!" [20:44] <DanaLove> "In the head, and take AIM!" [20:44] <&Hebizuka> *Mariana IMMEDIATELY comes back up from cover, lifts up her scavenged MP7, and magdumps it on the hitwoman in full-auto while screaming insults about their anal cavity.* [20:44] <&Hebizuka> *Mariana's turn...* [20:44] <&Hebizuka> @roll 17#2d6 [20:44] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9;11;3;4;5;5;10;4;9;9;3;7;11;10;6;3;9 [20:45] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 17. Mode: Full-auto. Recoil: 2. Foregrip (ADT threshold +1).* [20:46] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-7: Hit, Hit, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Hit (3/7) [20:46] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 8-15 (FT 6): Miss, Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit, Hit, Hit (5/7) [20:46] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:46] <MazeBot> [EXTREMITY] Right foot [20:47] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 16-17 (FT 7): Miss, Hit (1/2) [20:47] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:47] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left arm [20:47] <&Hebizuka> *Mariana's aim is... wild at best, what with a total of 9 successful hits out of 17; five of which ended up in the hitwoman's right foot, amusingly enough. Is it sufficient to kill?* [20:51] <&Hebizuka> [Damage dealt] 94% Pain, 19 dmg to the chest, 23 dmg to the right foot, 7 dmg to the left arm, Crippled [20:52] <&Hebizuka> *The hitwoman passes out, barely clinging to life as her body is thoroughly MANGLED by less-than-controlled automatic fire.* [20:53] <&Hebizuka> *The hitman watches his colleague crumble without a noise. He is -terrified-.* [20:53] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d100 Temerity [20:53] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Temerity: 65 [20:54] <&Hebizuka> *Anxiety calls. He is disoriented by a flashbang, he thought he saw his colleague crash on the floor, he knows he is going to be wildly inaccurate...* [20:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Hitman C] Shit... Shit... Shit... [20:55] <&Hebizuka> *The hitman decides against doing anything this turn in an attempt to conserve ammo.* [20:55] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [20:55] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. The flashbang effects have ended. The hitwoman slowly regains consciousness. What will you attempt?* [20:56] <DanaLove> \\ Shoot the standing hitman in the head twice with the SPAS-12 \\ [20:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] Motherfucker, it's already out of ammo?! [20:56] <&Hebizuka> *Mariana switches back to her handgun and finishes off the hitwoman, by firing again as many shots as she can, having forgotten entirely how many rounds she has left.* [20:57] <&Hebizuka> *The hitwoman has absolutely NO idea of what is going on, she primarily wakes up to enormous amounts of pain and a right foot that no longer responds. Panic ensues on the assassin side, with the hitman being himself, anxious. Very anxious. So much that his aim is going to be affected.* [20:58] <&Hebizuka> *The hitwoman decides not to attack, the hitman levels his rifle at Mariana and attempts plugging her with three shots in semi.* [20:58] <&Hebizuka> *Speed conflict: Dana (1), Hitman (2) [20:58] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 [20:58] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 1 [20:58] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Mariana, Dana, Hitman C* [20:58] <&Hebizuka> *Mariana's turn...* [20:58] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [20:58] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 11;6 [20:59] <&Hebizuka> *Only 2 rounds until slide lock, which leaves Mariana screaming more insults about not having enough ammo. Nevertheless, both hit the hitwoman in the chest, who is sent back sleeping. Forever.* [21:00] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. 2 rounds* [21:00] <DanaLove> @roll 2#2d6 [21:00] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 9;6 [21:01] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 2. Pump-action. Aimed at: Head (FT+1)* [21:01] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit, Hit.* [21:01] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 2/2. Thank the Diazepam for that.* [21:03] <&Hebizuka> *Another gory end for an assassin whose brain is entirely DISPLACED out of his torn open skull. Then splattered out with a healthy helping of blood.* [21:03] <&Hebizuka> Mariana Tosman [Beretta M9] Hitwoman C [21:03] <&Hebizuka> Dana Love [SPAS-12] Hitman C [21:03] <&Hebizuka> *Tags for your kill: /H\, [B]* [21:03] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [21:04] <DanaLove> "Welp then... uh... have fun picking up shells then." [21:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] Whew... Darn. I didn't think I'd actually have so much... fun, to shoot back. [21:04] <DanaLove> \\ Looks to the two shotgun casings... and her jillions of casings \\ [21:04] <DanaLove> "Yeah...." [21:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Mariana] It... well. That was an interesting experience. But, you did your job, very well, even. I will recommend you to friends of mine, I'm sure a lot of people could use your services. [21:05] <&Hebizuka> *If you wish to pick up anything, now is the time. Otherwise, you will return to the hiring bureau.* [21:08] <DanaLove> \\ Take Hitwoman's assault rifle \\ [21:09] <DanaLove> \\ Then beam me up scotty \\ [21:09] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - SIG Sauer SG552 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Burst3/Full | No accessory | SG550 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 - [19+1/20, 20x FMJ] - Cond: Poor / Clns: Clean [21:09] <&Hebizuka> *Spare it?* [21:09] <DanaLove> \\ Neh... I don't want it that badly. Just call up scotty \\ [21:10] <&Hebizuka> *You're teleported back to the hiring bureau. The hirer welcomes you back.* [21:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Hey. Heard things went well? [21:11] * DanaLove nodnods. [21:12] <DanaLove> "Just dump the cash into credit. [21:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Amazing. The payment is 700 P$, I'll add it to your account. Oh and! [21:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] An anonymous admirator told me to send you this gift. [21:12] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 350 P$ [21:13] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:13] <DanaLove> Thanks! [21:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] I'm gonna add those extra 350 to your credit too. [21:14] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [21:14] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 4034 - Roomstyle: 121 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [21:15] <&Hebizuka> *The moment you have been waiting for since the last three sessions: a hospital room! Several services are available.* [21:15] <&Hebizuka> *Both a medic, and an assistant nurse can be seen. There are no patients here today.* [21:16] <DanaLove> "FIX ME PLEASE! Full service, a massage, repair on my chest, slather me in pine oil, I want it allllll~!!" [21:16] <~SU_Tempest> *The medic incredulously glances at the nurse, before looking you over again.* [21:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Ahem. If you would please get in the scanning capsule... [21:16] <DanaLove> \\ Gets in \\ [21:19] <&Hebizuka> *The effects of diazepam have ended.* [21:20] <&Hebizuka> =Conditions and treatment costs= [21:20] <&Hebizuka> Hunger 12% - 120 P$ [21:20] <&Hebizuka> Broken limbs: 1 - 200 P$ [21:20] <&Hebizuka> Bleeding counter: 3/20 - 300 P$ [21:20] <&Hebizuka> Inebriation: 1% - 10 P$ [21:20] <&Hebizuka> Potency: 87% - 260 P$ to restore to 100% [21:20] <&Hebizuka> Damaged chest - 260 P$ [21:20] <&Hebizuka> Damaged right leg - 120 P$ [21:20] <&Hebizuka> Full healing costs: 1270 P$ [21:21] <DanaLove> \\ Buy \\ [21:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] All right... Full healing it is then? [21:21] <DanaLove> \\ Fix me up and let me ID my meds plx \\ [21:21] * DanaLove nodnods [21:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] We will get over our alternative services in a moment. For now, stand still and let me begin the treatment... [21:22] <DanaLove> \\ Stands still \\ [21:22] <&Hebizuka> [Money] Total carried remaining: 1447 P$ (1447 in pouch) [21:22] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 14.3/35 [21:23] <&Hebizuka> *You are injected with a small dose of nutrients. This instantly kills any hunger you had.* [21:23] <&Hebizuka> *Another injection follows, which stabs you right through the chest. You feel brief but wrenching pain as your bones seem to mend and repair... no longer giving you this increased pain sensitivity effect.* [21:24] <&Hebizuka> *A blood injection follows, nulling any losses you suffered.* [21:24] <&Hebizuka> *You are then given a strange serum to drink, which seems to restore you to full potency.* [21:24] <&Hebizuka> *Finally, you are given proper medical treatment to tend to your battle wounds, particularly on the torso and the right leg.* [21:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] The deed is done. You are treated, and as healthy as it gets. [21:25] <DanaLove> :D [21:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] What else do you desire? [21:25] <DanaLove> \\ ID all unknown meds \\ [21:25] <&Hebizuka> *I see 3 unidentified meds. Is this the count you have?* [21:26] <DanaLove> \\ Yup \\ [21:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] I can identify these three meds for 150 P$. [21:26] <DanaLove> \\ Glazed over my firest syringe \\ [21:26] <DanaLove> \\ Buy ID \\ [21:27] <&Hebizuka> *1297 P$ remaining.* [21:27] <&Hebizuka> *Your white tablet is identified.* [21:27] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Codeine - Pain-40%, Nausea, Strength-10% for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [21:27] <&Hebizuka> *Your syringes are identified.* [21:27] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Cyanide - Direct injection=instant death ; injection in edible items=nulls nutrition of item and makes it poisonous - Weight: 0.1 [21:27] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Epinephrine - Alertness increase, Strength+10%, Pain sensitivity-10% for 4d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [21:28] <DanaLove> "Thank you!" [21:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Do you want anything else? We also have a few meds for sale, and we offer other services. [21:28] <DanaLove> What else do you offer? [21:28] <~SU_Tempest> >Meds shop >DNA change program [21:29] <DanaLove> \\ See shop \\ [21:30] <&Hebizuka> =Meds for sale= [21:30] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - Heals damaged limbs, up to 7 HP. Cannot heal disabled limbs. - Weight: 1 [21:30] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Codeine - Pain-40%, Nausea, Strength-10% for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [21:30] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Oxycodone - Pain-50%, FT+1, Nausea for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [21:30] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Heroin - Pain sensitivity negated (except for headshots), Strength-30%, FT+2 for 4d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [21:30] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Universal antidote - Cures poisoning - Weight: 0.1 [21:30] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Blood Transfusion Kit (BTK) - Removes 5 units from the bleeding counter - Weight: 1 [21:30] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Methamphetamine - Strength-10%, Hunger +2d6, Libido increase for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [21:30] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Paracetamol - Pain-30%, if more than one tablet is consumed in less than 10 turns, the user is poisoned. - Weight: 0.1 [21:30] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [21:31] <DanaLove> I'd like a tablet of Paracetamol and a FAK, please. [21:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Paracetamol is 200, FAK is also 200. [21:32] <DanaLove> \\ Try to pay with silver bar \\ Can I get this and change? [21:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Ooh... Certainly... let me check the current value of these... [21:33] <~SU_Tempest> *Your silver bar is worth 972 P$. If you pay with this, you will get 572 P$ back. Pay?* [21:33] <DanaLove> In that case, pay with it and get me a Universal antidote so I don't have to carry oodles of cash. [21:34] <~SU_Tempest> *You will get 372 P$ plus your purchases. Confirm?* [21:34] <DanaLove> \\ Confirmed \\ [21:35] <&Hebizuka> *You obtained:* [21:35] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - Heals damaged limbs, up to 7 HP. Cannot heal disabled limbs. - Weight: 1 [21:35] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Universal antidote - Cures poisoning - Weight: 0.1 [21:35] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Paracetamol - Pain-30%, if more than one tablet is consumed in less than 10 turns, the user is poisoned. - Weight: 0.1 [21:35] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 372 P$ [21:35] <DanaLove> "Pleasure doing buisiness with the Maze Health Centers, you've been too kind!" [21:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Likewise, ma'am. [21:36] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:36] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 1499 - Front door: 5951 - Right door: 298 - Roomstyle: 217 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [21:36] <DanaLove> \\ Right \\ [21:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 15.5/35 [21:37] <&Hebizuka> *Actually, there is only one door ahead.* [21:37] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [21:37] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 2728 - Roomstyle: 427 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [21:37] <&Hebizuka> *You enter a bank. Banker is present, along with his security - three armed Citizens.* [21:37] <DanaLove> \\ Ask to identify Valuables \\ [21:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Sorry, we do not provide identification services, I am afraid. [21:38] <DanaLove> \\ Store platinum medal \\ [21:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Hold on... Can you give me your name? [21:39] <DanaLove> "Dana Love?" [21:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Hmm... it appears you don't have an account with us yet. Do you want to open one? It's free and gives you access to plenty of services. [21:41] <DanaLove> Indeed I would! [21:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] All right! Welcome aboard! With us, your stuff is safe. No upkeep tax, well-guarded network of banks with the best and most competent security. [21:43] <DanaLove> \\ Hand him 819 p$ and medal \\ [21:43] <~SU_Tempest> *Sudden phone call.* [21:43] <~SU_Tempest> *The banker replies.* [21:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Ah, yes, hi?... ...Yes? ... Ah? Really? That's what this application on the computer is for? Ah? Uh... I don't suppose that's what the thing ... Oh. Oh okay. Is it easy?... [21:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Ah. Oh. I just told a client we didn't do this service... Oh. ...Oh, yes, I see. Yes. I'm sorry. I'm deeply sorry. Thank you. [21:44] <~SU_Tempest> *The visibly dumbfounded banker hangs up.* [21:44] <DanaLove> \\ Looks confused as I'm sorting cash and valuables to hand over \\ [21:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Yes... I apologize. We DO have the equipment to appraise your valuables. [21:45] <DanaLove> \\ Hands valuables \\ [21:45] <DanaLove> \\ For appraisal \\ "Can I get this one on the house, hehe?" [21:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] You may, it is a free service anyway. [21:46] <&Hebizuka> *I see 2 unidentified gems. Is it the right count?* [21:46] <DanaLove> \\ Hands over all valuable that need appraisal, 819 P$, and platinum medal Please identify \\ [21:48] <&Hebizuka> *White gem identified* [21:48] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] White gem - Small pearl - Value 10-100 P$ (1d91 +9) - Weight: 0.1 [21:48] <&Hebizuka> *Black gem identified* [21:48] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Black gem - Onyx - Value 75-280 P$ (1d206 +74) - Weight: 0.1 [21:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Naturally we can also purchase these valuables if you would rather like the money. [21:49] <DanaLove> Sure! Nothing but cash in my account! [21:50] <&Hebizuka> *Appraisal reveals the pearl is currently worth 58 P$, and the onyx, 85 P$, for a total value of 143 P$.* [21:51] <DanaLove> \\ Sell and deposit my cash in until I'm at 1000 P$ in pocket \\ [21:51] <&Hebizuka> *You deposited 669 P$ on your bank account.* [21:52] <&Hebizuka> [Bank balance] 812 P$ [21:52] <&Hebizuka> [Wealth] 1000 P$ carried (1000 in pouch) + 1050 P$ hiring bureau credit + 812 P$ bank balance. Total wealth 2862 P$. [21:53] <DanaLove> Thank you for the help! [21:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Don't forget we also have a vaulting system if you wish to store objects you don't want to carry around. [21:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Also a completely free, no upkeep tax service. [21:56] <DanaLove> \\ Deposit all Bionics \\ [21:58] <DanaLove> \\ Take all of my Bionics and roll \\ [21:58] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:58] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4891 - Front door: 2916 - Right door: 2388 - Roomstyle: 203 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [21:58] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [21:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Goodbye and thank you for using our services! [21:58] <DanaLove> "Welcome~" [21:58] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 105th.* [21:59] <&Hebizuka> *A military bedroom. Nobody around, though you spot weapons on the bed...* [21:59] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [21:59] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - 3x M67 fragmentation grenades. May send between 0 and 12 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 1/item [22:00] <DanaLove> \\ TAKE THEM ALL OH MY GOD EQUIP THEM ALL \\ [22:01] <&Hebizuka> *Ah, the sweet sight of grenades.* [22:41] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:41] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 2828 - Front door: 2312 - Right door: 1660 - Roomstyle: 389 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [22:41] <DanaLove> \\ Right \\ [22:42] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Nobody in sight, just a gun abandoned on the floor.* [22:42] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [22:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Bersa Thunder 380 Super pistol | .380 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | Bersa 380 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [14+1/15, 15x FMJ] - Cond: Worn / Clns: Clean [22:44] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:44] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 3798 - Front door: 4350 - Right door: 180 - Roomstyle: 403 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [22:44] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [22:46] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. The room is infested with fast headcrabs!; four of them.* [22:47] <DanaLove> @cover [22:47] <MazeBot> A block of concrete. (Health: 40, LDV modifier: -4) [22:47] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [22:47] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 7 [22:47] <DanaLove> \\ If success, lob M67 \\ [22:48] <&Hebizuka> *You successfully take cover behind the block of concrete. You have maintained stealth, you may attack first on the unsuspecting headcrabs.* [22:48] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll to attack.* [22:49] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [22:49] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 10 [22:49] <&Hebizuka> Close-hit! [22:49] <~SU_Tempest> !MfragM67 [22:49] <&Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] M67 grenade - Frag shrapnel: 12 [22:50] <&Hebizuka> *The grenade explodes in the middle of the headcrab group, with terrifying effectiveness; every one of them being pierced by a hail of fragments.* [22:51] <&Hebizuka> *What you find are four, torn, nearly dismembered headcrab cadavers, having nearly turned all of those alien beings into yellow mist. Yellow, because this is their blood color.* [22:51] <&Hebizuka> Dana Love [M67] Fast Headcrab [B] [22:51] <&Hebizuka> Dana Love [M67] Fast Headcrab [B] [22:51] <&Hebizuka> Dana Love [M67] Fast Headcrab [B] [22:51] <&Hebizuka> Dana Love [M67] Fast Headcrab [B] [22:52] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [22:53] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:53] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 2438 - Front door: 4602 - Right door: 5389 - Roomstyle: 201 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [22:53] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [22:55] <&Hebizuka> *You find a long, winding set of stairs, which leads to a large room...* [22:55] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [22:56] <&Hebizuka> *You have discovered a Secret Event. There are multiple people here; a medic manning what appears to be a healing capsule just like in hospital rooms, a few nurses - one at a meds shop stand, another manning a resting area with several beds. You even see a hakutaku at a mushroom shop stand, and you see a strange human in the corner of the room, at what looks like a workshop of an unique nature.* [22:56] <&Hebizuka> *You have entered the Hidden Hospital.* [22:57] <DanaLove> \\ Talk to hakutaku \\ Hey... what is this place? [22:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Hakutaku] Ah, I see you're new around here huh. We're a hidden caretaking group, we gather our resources and our skills and we meet here. Our job is to discretely find about the people most in need of medical assistance in the Mazes and help them out free of charge... [22:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Hakutaku] Usually though we do charge for those who come by here by themselves and don't have a problem, but... Hmm. I'm curious. You didn't -just- get in here by chance, that's impossible. [23:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Hakutaku] What is your name? [23:01] * DanaLove shrugs. "I don't know how I got here either. I found some stairs and... here I am. Is there any way I can help?" [23:01] <DanaLove> "Dana Love" [23:01] <DanaLove> NO [23:01] <DanaLove> WAIT [23:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Hakutaku] Oh my... You are the Contestant. [23:01] <DanaLove> @__@ [23:02] <DanaLove> "How did you know that...?" [23:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Hakutaku] No need to hide yourself... We know you are THE #1 person we can help; we were told about you. Feel free to peruse every shop stationed here, they will probably allow you to get away with a 100% discount. *She smiles wide.* [23:03] * DanaLove blushes. "Well then... what's all this?" [23:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Hakutaku] Oh, my products? Let me pull my list. [23:05] <&Hebizuka> =Hakutaku's mushroom shop= [23:05] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Magic) Brown, Flour smell - Extra chirurgia, Mushroom of extra limb healing - 1d7+2, Heals 8 HP on two random limbs (with priority to disabled limbs) [23:05] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) Yellowish, Flour smell - Calocybe gambosa, Saint George's mushroom - 1d9+1 [23:05] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Magic) Orange, Unpleasant smell - Chirurgia, Mushroom of limb healing - 1d7+2, Heals 5 HP on two random limbs (excluding disabled limbs) [23:05] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Magic) White, Odorless - Furor, Mushroom of rage - 1d7+2, Steroid rage (1d7 turns) [23:05] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) Yellow, Odorless - Pleurotus citrinopileatus, Tamogitake - 1d5+4 [23:05] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Magic) White, Unpleasant smell - Ossum medicus, Mushroom of bone repair - 1d7+2, Repairs 1 random broken limb [23:05] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) Yellow, Odorless - Cortinarius splendens, Splendid webcap - 1d2, Poisonous. [23:05] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) Brown, Unpleasant smell - Lactarius quietus, Oak milkcap - 1d2 [23:05] <DanaLove> \\ Observe Hakutaku \\ [23:07] <&Hebizuka> *An old, small otoko. The hakutaku has short silver hair, amber eyes, and a pair of twisted horns.* [23:09] <DanaLove> "I'd like the yellow on that's not smelly, please. I could use something to snack on later." [23:09] <DanaLove> "The... eh... Tamo... gitake?" [23:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Hakutaku] Ah, yes, this is indeed a tasty mushroom. Amazing with some meat. And I recommend you take the magical ones... they are excellent substitutes to normal medicine. Even the other people here agree. [23:11] <DanaLove> Then I'll take that one... the ossum medicus and the etra chirurgia." [23:14] <&Hebizuka> *All mushrooms weigh 0.1 units each.* [23:15] <DanaLove> \\ Okay... take those three then, let's not rob the hospital blind [23:17] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 14.6/35 [23:17] <&Hebizuka> *What shop do you want to visit next?* >Medic >Meds shop >Resting area nurse >Mushroom shop >Strange workshop [23:18] <DanaLove> \\ Talk to Workshop \\ "Hello~" \\ Observe person there \\ [23:20] <&Hebizuka> *An aged, caucasian white male. He is gigantic, thin, with short black hair, gray eyes, a pair of glasses, and a scar across the left eye.* [23:20] <~SU_Tempest> [???] Hmmmm? So you're the CONTESTANT from what I heard? [23:20] <DanaLove> "I guess I am!" [23:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] EXCELLENT. MOST EXCELLENT. I am LANCE CHAOSCLAW. Yes this is my real name, don't question it. THE ONE AND ONLY BIONICS ENGINEER. The only one. NO-ONE ELSE was allowed to enter that scientific field, BEAUCE I AM THE ABSOLUTE BEST IN THIS DOMAIN. HAH, HAHAHA. [23:22] * DanaLove scoots back. "Oh... wow... so... uh..." \\Hands bionics packages\\ Get to work homie. [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] AHEM. But as you can see, I work here, from times to times, in this hidden hospital, alongside colleagues of the medical field and skill. However, I don't work for free. I never do, it is undeserving of my talent. However, for you... I can probably cut my prices in half. CONSIDER IT A GREAT HONOR. [23:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] NOW! I see you have some packages already. Perhaps you wish that I, explain to you their uses? [23:24] <DanaLove> "Go nuts." [23:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] FIRST. The Encounter Affinity Identification Scanner, or EAIS, is an arm implant which can be used to CHECK WHAT ARE THE TRUE INTENTIONS of the creatures, sapient or not, in front of you. The EAIS can tell you at a glance whether this creature is HOSTILE, PEACEFUL, NEUTRAL, or PLAIN AFRAID OF YOU. [23:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Next, the Item Composition Identification Scanner (ICIS), is also an arm implant. It works basically on the same principle, in that it SCANS STUFF. Except it doesn't scan PEOPLE, it scans ITEMS and can FULLY AND THOROUGHLY IDENTIFY THEM FOR YOU, INSTANTLY AND IMMEDIATELY. No need to pay these pesky ID fees anymore. [23:27] <DanaLove> "Ooohh~!" [23:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Finally, the BCI Reflex Computer enhances Brain, Eye and Senses, as what the package indicates. In case it wasn't bloody obvious already, IT IS A HEAD IMPLANT. Its effects are EXCELLENT for any combat-oriented person willing to ENHANCE THEMSELVES; it increases your accuracy, your STRENGTH by about 20%, AND your alertness, so that you can ALWAYS HIT WHERE IT HURTS, ALWAYS STRIKE THE HARDEST, and ALWAYS... avoid those pesky traps by detecting th [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] SO, my dear contestant friend, ARE YOU CONVINCED YET OF THE GREATNESS OF BIONICS? They are the ONLY method to enhance, and I do mean, ENHANCE yourself to MORE-THAN-HUMAN LEVELS. [23:29] <DanaLove> "How much is it for a full install with all three modifications?" [23:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Very exactly ZERO PARALLAR. NOTHING, NADA. I am more than glad to install implants on people willing to do so, BECAUSE THEN THEY MAY EXPERIENCE LIFE IN AN ALL-NEW WAY, the way we were meant to achieve: THE FUSION OF MAN AND TECHNOLOGY. And this, this is priceless. [23:30] <DanaLove> \\ Jumps on his table \\ Hot damn, Lance, say no more! Fix me up! \\ Toss bionics at him \\ [23:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] AND, if you wish to experience more and further your capabilities, I DO have more bionic implants for sale. ALL OF MY MODELS are present. And again, for you, they are 50% off. Certainly you want to browse my selection in case something strikes your fancy? I would rather like you choose before you asked me to install. More convenient to go at it in ONE, SINGLEEEEE LIGHTNING STRIKE OF CHANGE. [23:32] <DanaLove> Anything for my torso then? [23:36] <DanaLove> Alright, buddy, tell ya what: Selling the 'tell your enemies intentions' bionic, slap the identifier on, and the head-piece AND THEN I'm buying dragonskin model A-BRE [23:36] <DanaLove> Thonk you can handle that? [23:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Oho. I see you are interested in my ARMORED DRAGON SKIN implant? This is a MOST INTERESTING CHOICE for combat oriented types, like yourself; or so I seem to understand. [23:38] <DanaLove> Well, what are we waiting for? Upgrade me and I'll pay you later. [23:38] * DanaLove is totally excited. [23:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Normally I charge 2750 P$ for this implant, but for you it is 1375 P$, minus the 750 for the EAIS you want to sell back to me. [23:38] <DanaLove> Deal \\Hand over money\\ [23:39] <&Hebizuka> *You pay 625 P$ for the Armored Dragon Skin.* [23:39] <&Hebizuka> *375 P$ left in your money pouch.* [23:40] <DanaLove> :D :D :D [23:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Very well. I must ask you to disrobe completely, and lie on the operation table. I will inject you with some anaesthetics. You will not feel anything. AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOU WILL WAKE UP AS A NEW HUMAN. AN H+! A TRANSHUMAN! [23:41] <DanaLove> \\ Me is drinking the Kool-Aid right up and does as this insane man says \\ [23:43] <~SU_Tempest> *You slowly feel yourself falling asleep.* [23:51] <&Hebizuka> *After what felt like 10 minutes of sleeping in which you dreamt of being Mega Man, you finally wake up. Immediately you notice some things have changed... Your vision is crystal clear and very sharp. You feel stronger than before, and you feel very thick and resilient to damage. You feel like a tank!* [23:51] * DanaLove smiles, rushing out to kill shit! [23:51] <&Hebizuka> *Your ribs and hips are now unbreakable, your torso and hips can take a lot more damage than natural ones.* [23:51] <&Hebizuka> *You can now automatically identify items.* [23:52] <&Hebizuka> *You can now automatically detect traps without needing to "check for traps"; any traps present will be detected immediately and always avoided unless tripped on purpose.* [23:54] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [23:54] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 245 - Roomstyle: 26 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [23:54] <&Hebizuka> *A teleporting keypad. Enter a room number, instantly get there.* [23:55] <DanaLove> \\ Key in 2222 \\ [23:55] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 1d6 to initiate the teleporter. [23:56] <DanaLove> @roll 1d6 [23:56] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 5 [23:56] <&Hebizuka> *You are teleported to... [23:57] <&Hebizuka> ...a grassy room, where you notice two mushrooms, as well as an object. [23:57] <DanaLove> \\ Examine all \\ [23:57] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) White, Unpleasant smell - Lactarius piperatus, Peppery milkcap - 1d2 [23:57] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) Yellow, Odorless - Cortinarius splendens, Splendid webcap - 1d2, Poisonous. [23:58] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Scope: Hensoldt ZF, 4-16x [23:58] <DanaLove> \\ Eat Lactarius piperatus, bag the Corttnarius splendens, ignore the scope \\ [23:58] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 Nutrition [23:58] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 2 [23:59] <&Hebizuka> *That didn't do a lot, but at least it tasted... okay? ish? You can't be sure.* [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 13.7/35 [00:00] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [00:01] <&Hebizuka> 105 R - 20 K - 1 SE - 3 M - 0 A - 2237 P$ - 0 Runs [00:01] <&Hebizuka> Progress: +15 rooms, +9 kills, +1 mission, -480 P$ [00:02] <&Hebizuka> Score: 192 pts [+38] [00:02] <&Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 20th [+5] [00:02] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= [00:03] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 7/7 [00:03] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 1/1 [00:03] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 8/8 [00:03] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [00:03] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 50/63 (79%) [00:03] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 2/2 (100%) [00:03] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 2/2 (100%) [00:04] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 54/67 (81% accuracy) [00:04] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [00:04] <&Hebizuka> Pistol +1 [00:04] <&Hebizuka> Shotgun +1 [00:04] <&Hebizuka> (Oops, no, +2) [00:04] <&Hebizuka> Hand grenade +4 [00:04] <&Hebizuka> Headshots +3 [00:04] <&Hebizuka> Brutal +7 [00:05] <&Hebizuka> And that is it for now