Log:Session 9 (Meta, no ontology)

[21:39] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Dana Love. Rooms visited: 154. Next special room at the 160th (Hiring bureau). No special condition to report; under the effect of at least two secondary effects. !mrooms3 to resume.* [21:39] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:39] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 2363 - Front door: 1533 - Right door: 4702 - Roomstyle: 85 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [21:39] <DanaLove> \\ Right \\ [21:41] <&Hebizuka> *A shooting range. There is no-one around, but someone left behind a huge weapon on one of the booths...* [21:41] <DanaLove> \\ Examine it \\ [21:42] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Mauser MG42 light machine gun | 7.92x57mm Mauser - Full-auto | No accessory | MG42 50-round belt | Weight: 22 - [50/50, 50x FMJ] - Cond: Worn / Clns: Grimy [21:42] <&Hebizuka> *For some reason, the MG42 is missing its bipod.* [21:43] <DanaLove> \\ It also looks like a rusted metal monster. Eww. No, \\ [21:43] <DanaLove> \\ No wonder it's here. \\ [21:44] <DanaLove> \\ Check for traps \\ [21:44] <&Hebizuka> *There are none.* [21:44] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:44] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 2300 - Front door: 4350 - Right door: 3955 - Roomstyle: 272 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [21:44] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [21:45] <&Hebizuka> *You go up a short volley of stairs...* [21:45] <&Hebizuka> *...and end up in a warehouse room. Most of the containers here are empty though; but you do spot an optic.* [21:46] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [21:46] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Scope: ACOG (4x) [21:47] <DanaLove> \\ Uhhhh... take. \\ [21:47] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 13.2/35 [21:47] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:47] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 5647 - Front door: 4467 - Right door: 6034 - Roomstyle: 163 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [21:48] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [21:49] <&Hebizuka> *The feelings of nausea and blurred vision disappear. In fact, your vision seems to sharpen beyond normal levels.* [21:50] <&Hebizuka> *A corridor; a narrow area with five doors (!mrooms5). It'll be impossible to get past an encounter, but if you wish to flee, you can immediately use doors A or E to leave without rolling. And an encounter there is; a pair of strangely dressed humans carrying suppressed assault rifles; it looks like hitmen.* [21:50] <DanaLove> \\ Examine weapons and demeanors \\ [21:51] <&Hebizuka> *They seem to be on the lookout for someone.* [21:51] <&Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [21:52] <DanaLove> @cover [21:52] <MazeBot> A block of steel. (Health: 80, LDV modifier: -4. AC Eqv: HEV. Pass-through threshold: 14+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.25) [21:52] <DanaLove> \\ Oh yiss \\ [21:52] <DanaLove> \\ SOLID blocks of steel. I got this \\ [21:52] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [21:52] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 7 [21:52] <&Hebizuka> *You barely make it behind the crate while maintaining stealth.* [21:53] <&Hebizuka> *Stealth maintained: If you wish to attack, you will be first. Your opponents are unaware of you.* [21:53] <DanaLove> \\ I Throw my MkII grenade at them \\ [21:54] <&Hebizuka> *The hitmen seem to not want to go any further, instead .. waiting, perhaps? Anyway, they won't act this turn.* [21:54] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll immediately. [21:54] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [21:54] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8 [21:54] <&Hebizuka> *Far-hit!* [21:54] <~SU_Tempest> !MfragMK2 [21:54] <&Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] MkII grenade - Frag shrapnel: 10 [21:54] <&Hebizuka> *Each hitman is struck by ten shrapnel.* [21:55] <&Hebizuka> *Both hitmen are instantly killed, despite their suits!* [21:55] <&Hebizuka> *Grenade: 1/1* [21:55] <&Hebizuka> Dana [MkII] Hitman C [21:55] <&Hebizuka> Dana [MkII] Hitman C [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [21:56] <DanaLove> \\ Examine their weapons and see if they're not completely destroyed \\ [21:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M4A1 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | Silencer | STANAG 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [29+1/30, 30x FMJ] - Cond: Perfect / Clns: Perfect [21:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M4A1 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | Silencer | STANAG 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [29+1/30, 30x FMJ] - Cond: Good / Clns: Perfect [21:57] <DanaLove> \\ Do they take Masterkeys...? \\ [21:58] <&Hebizuka> *The M4A1 is compatible with the following: ACOG, Masterkey.* [21:59] <DanaLove> \\ My eyes light up like fireworks. I take the Perfect/Perfect one and slap an ACOG and my Masterkey on it, taking all of my buckshot out of the SPAS-12 and pocketing it as I fill Mr. Masterkey with slugs \\ [21:59] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Unloading SPAS-12. You got back 9x 12 gauge buckshot. (total carried 21) [22:00] <&Hebizuka> [Attaching] ACOG, Masterkey to Colt M4A1 [22:00] <&Hebizuka> *The Masterkey is already filled with 2+1 shells; you can only squeeze one more, to 3+1, inside.* [22:02] <&Hebizuka> *You need to move 5 12 gauge buckshot shells from your ammo pouch to your main inventory; the ammo pouch is full.* [22:02] <&Hebizuka> *12g buckshot - 16 in pouch, 5 in main inventory* [22:02] <&Hebizuka> *12g slug: 18 remaining, all in pouch* [22:03] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] Ammo pouch 10/10 - Main inventory 11.45/35 [22:03] <&Hebizuka> *Do you wish to replace your SPAS-12 with the M4?* [22:04] <DanaLove> \\ Yesh \\ [22:07] <&Hebizuka> *Class 1 weapon swapped.* [22:07] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M4A1 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | Silencer, Scope[ACOG(4x)], USG | STANAG 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [29+1/30, 30x FMJ] - Cond: Perfect / Clns: Perfect / USG [3+1/3, 4x Slug] - Cond: Perfect / Clns: Perfect [22:08] <&Hebizuka> *Don't forget your underbarrel shotgun has its own maintenance stats.* [22:08] <DanaLove> \\ Which are Cond: Sexy / Clns: Hell-Yeah \\ [22:08] <DanaLove> \\ All good to go? \\ [22:09] <&Hebizuka> *Ain't that feel good to have all brand new stuff. Yes, all good, unless you need to do more.* [22:09] <DanaLove> !mrooms5 [22:09] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Door A: 6370 - Door B: 4956 - Door C: 3416 - Door D: 3180 - Door E: 2348 - Roomstyle: 420 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [22:09] <DanaLove> \\ Door B \\ [22:10] <&Hebizuka> *An empty pharmacy. There are meds on the desk here, as well as a bit of money.* [22:10] <&Hebizuka> *You're starting to feel hungry.* [22:11] <DanaLove> \\ Examine meds and take money \\ [22:11] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 93 P$ [22:11] <&Hebizuka> *The ICIS identifies the item...* [22:11] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Placebo - Does nothing - Weight: 0.1 [22:11] <&Hebizuka> [Money] Total carried 2046 P$ - 2000 in pouch, 46 in main inventory [22:11] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 11.91/35 [22:12] <DanaLove> \\ Eat potato chips \\ [22:12] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d35 nutrition [22:12] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, nutrition: 21 [22:13] <&Hebizuka> *Delicious, overly salty, but so satisfying. This calms your hunger down for now.* [22:13] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 10.91/35 [22:13] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:13] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 6376 - Front door: 2880 - Right door: 6292 - Roomstyle: 360 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [22:13] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [22:14] <&Hebizuka> *A messy, featureless room with dried bloodstains all over the place. Only one door here (!mrooms1). You spot what appears to be more meds on the ground.* [22:15] <DanaLove> \\ Examine meds \\ [22:15] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Heroin - Pain sensitivity negated (except for headshots), Strength-30%, FT+2 for 4d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [22:15] <DanaLove> \\ Nope \\ [22:15] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [22:15] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 6446 - Roomstyle: 20 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [22:17] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into a hiring bureau. There are creatures for sale in the cages on the left...* [22:17] <DanaLove> \\ Examine creatures \\ Alright, who wants to live a new life of awesome? [22:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Er, yes, how can I help you? [22:20] <DanaLove> Looking for a companion. [22:22] <&Hebizuka> =Creatures for sale= [22:22] <&Hebizuka> Kappa - 1000 P$ [22:22] <&Hebizuka> Magician - 2600 P$ [22:22] <&Hebizuka> Oni - 1900 P$ [22:22] <&Hebizuka> Cat - 200 P$ [22:22] <&Hebizuka> Dwarf - 800 P$ [22:22] <&Hebizuka> Lesser dragon - 1500 P$ [22:22] <&Hebizuka> Domesticated headcrab - 250 P$ [22:22] <&Hebizuka> Chimpanzee - 400 P$ [22:22] <DanaLove> \\ Examine Oni and Magician \\ [22:24] <&Hebizuka> *The oni is a middle-aged, dwarvish futanari. She has very short chestnut hair, a pair of golden eyes, and bears matte white skin. Despite the small size, the oni's as stout as you'd expect.* [22:26] <&Hebizuka> *The magician appears to be a late teen, filipino male. He too is dwarvish, seems very thin, with short auburn hair, a pair of silver eyes, and a small scar on the right hand.* [22:27] <&Hebizuka> *Though it's easy to sense the magician is anything but human, except in appearance.* [22:27] <DanaLove> \\ Fucking dwarves. What's the kappa look like? \\ [22:28] <&Hebizuka> *A middle-aged, average-height otoko. He has very short white hair, a pair of heterochromic eyes (one is green, the other is red), and sports dull gray skin.* [22:28] <&Hebizuka> *He seems deep in thought.* [22:29] <DanaLove> You know what... [22:29] <DanaLove> \\ I go to the hirer and sigh \\ Gimme some work, I need it. [22:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Your name? [22:29] <DanaLove> Dana Love [22:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Hmm... lessee. [22:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Sorry, there's no assignments available right now. You'll need to come back later. [22:30] <DanaLove> ...wat? [22:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] All our employers are unavailable at the moment. It happens, they sometimes roll other jobs. Don't worry though. [22:33] <DanaLove> Here, then put this 500 bucks on credit, I'll be back when you have someone more interesting. [22:34] <&Hebizuka> [Credit] Deposited 500 P$ on Hiring bureau credit. Balance is now 2450 P$ [22:34] <&Hebizuka> [Money] Total carried: 1546 P$ [22:34] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 10.45/35 [22:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Anything else? [22:35] <DanaLove> No. Thanks for the offer though. Get me some smexy youkai hunnies and I'll buy them up, but until then... bai. [22:35] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:35] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4218 - Front door: 545 - Right door: 618 - Roomstyle: 404 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [22:35] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [22:36] <~SU_Tempest> *The hirer is left staring hard at you while you leave...* [22:37] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's an object in the corner, abandoned there. No-one in sight.* [22:38] <DanaLove> \\ Check for traps and then check it out \\ [22:39] <&Hebizuka> *No traps.* [22:39] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Cigarette (required lighter or fire source to use) - Hunger -2d6, FT+1 for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [22:39] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:39] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 6247 - Front door: 2680 - Right door: 3306 - Roomstyle: 225 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [22:39] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [22:41] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into a kitchen; currently occupied by... of all things, someone wearing a DF uniform; except all guns were traded for spatulas and kitchen knives. What kind of chef is this?* [22:42] <DanaLove> \\ I blink a bit and look to him \\ Hello... good... sir. What can I get at this... Death Faction-sanctioned eatery...? [22:43] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] Ah, don't mind my uniform, ahah. I am officially retired from the DF. I am Daron Bryant, #1 chef in the Mazes! How can I help you? [22:43] <DanaLove> What can you cook for me then super-chef? [22:47] <&Hebizuka> =DF Chef menu= [22:47] <&Hebizuka> Strangfor Lough Style Oysters - 10d5 +1, 400 P$ [22:47] <&Hebizuka> King's Sheep steak - 5d5 +8, 600 P$ [22:47] <&Hebizuka> Special Death Faction Burger - 6d9 +4, 750 P$ [22:47] <&Hebizuka> Indonesian Style Rendang - 12d5 +4, 900 P$ [22:47] <&Hebizuka> Neapolitan X Mazes-style pizza - 9d9 +2, 1000 P$ [22:47] <&Hebizuka> 2000 gram tip-roasted sirloin - 8d7 +14, 1999 P$ [22:47] <&Hebizuka> Make-it-Awesome Service System - Give the DF Chef any food you have; the nutritional value of this food is doubled and given a +5 to-eat bonus, 500 P$ [22:48] <DanaLove> I'll take that killer x Mazes Pizza, my man... and uh... do you mind me asking how you went from killing to... cooking? [22:50] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] Heh. The story is actually pretty amusing. I was relegated to kitchen duty as a punishment for some stupid shit, and they found out I made pretty killer steaks with the standard stuff. Soon my food became somehow popular, and I ended up being discharged on the condition that I open a restaurant. So here I am now. [22:51] <DanaLove> Interesting... well, I hope the food is worf. [22:52] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] Hopefully it suits your tastes! Sit down, it's coming in a minute. Oh and of course, butchering classes available, if you wish. [22:53] <DanaLove> Uhhh... why not~? [22:54] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] Just asking, have you had a class before? [22:54] <DanaLove> One. [22:55] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] Hmm. The second level of butchering classes is 525 P$ then. [22:56] <DanaLove> Would you take this? \\ Show golden bullet \\ [22:57] <~SU_Tempest> *The DF Chef pauses his preparations to look at it more closely.* [22:57] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] Where'd you get that? [22:57] <DanaLove> Like most things here... I found it. [22:58] <DanaLove> Solid gold. I don't know how a bullet this heavy can fly without a heavy drop too. [22:59] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] Hmm. I remember hearing things about these... They're a lot more worth than they seem, but if you want to sell it to me I need to check their value... [22:59] <DanaLove> I'd rather just pay in this then if it's worth what you say. \\ Present emerald \\ [23:00] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] I can buy one of these for 552 P$... You'll get 27 back in change if you want that lesson. And you still need to pay for the food. [23:01] <DanaLove> I'll pay for the food in cash, and you can take that gem for the lessons. [23:02] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] In advance, then, please! [23:02] <DanaLove> \\Give gem and 1000$P \\ [23:03] <&Hebizuka> [Money] Total carried 573 P$ [23:03] <&Hebizuka> *A moment later, your order of a Neapolitan X Mazes-style pizza arrives. It has 9 portions; eat how many?* [23:04] <DanaLove> 3 [23:05] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3d9 [23:05] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 24 [23:05] <&Hebizuka> *Tasted absolutely amazing.* [23:05] <&Hebizuka> *It already destroyed every last feeling of hunger you had left.* [23:05] <DanaLove> Hot damn. You for one got fired for all the right reasons. [23:06] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] Heh. In retrospect I don't regret a thing. [23:07] <DanaLove> Now... time to learn how to carve. [23:07] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] Not gonna finish your pizza? [23:08] <DanaLove> I can't take it with me...? [23:09] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] *Stare of disapproval.* [23:10] <DanaLove> B-But... I'm... not hungry enough to eat a WHOLE pizzaaaaaaa... come onnnnnnn... [23:10] <DanaLove> What restaurant has no doggie baaaaags... [23:10] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] Don't order a whole pizza then. You wanna do this lesson or what? [23:10] <DanaLove> Okay... [23:25] <&Hebizuka> *Your butchering skill has been raised to level 2; you can extract more edible meat from creature corpses.* [23:26] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] There you go. Next lesson is more advanced and more expensive, but I can't teach any more for now. [23:27] <DanaLove> \\ Nods, and waves off to him \\ Alright~ Bai~ [23:27] <DanaLove> Uh... can I... keep the rest of the pizza? .-. [23:27] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] No. I need to throw it out now. [23:28] <DanaLove> May as well stuff the rest of it in my mouth then~ [23:28] <~SU_Tempest> [DFChef] Sorry but I'm a perfectionist with my food. Eat it or leave it. [23:28] <DanaLove> \\ Time to get fat. Eat the rest of it \\ [23:28] <&Hebizuka> @roll 6d9+2 [23:28] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 27:25+2 [23:28] <&Hebizuka> *That tasted pretty great, but it's unreasonable amounts. You doubt you'll go hungry until a long while.* [23:29] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [23:29] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4869 - Front door: 4780 - Right door: 574 - Roomstyle: 130 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [23:30] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [23:32] <&Hebizuka> *Your vision is no longer sharpened, and you feel it returns to normal.* [23:34] <&Hebizuka> *A TV room. You can check @whatsonTV if you desire. There is an out-of-place creature lurking here, sitting on the ground... it appears to be a giant bat.* [23:34] <DanaLove> @whatsonTV [23:34] <MazeBot> [Documentary] Mino Anataba's "Rebels", the daily lives of activist youkai [23:34] <DanaLove> @cover [23:34] <MazeBot> A metallic file case. (Health: 30, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [23:35] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [23:35] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8 [23:36] <&Hebizuka> *You make it behind cover. Stealth maintained.* [23:36] <&Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [23:37] <DanaLove> \\ Take a look down the scope of the M4A1 and aim for a headshot \\ [23:37] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [23:37] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [23:37] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 3 [23:37] <DanaLove> onierjifgkln;erjpjiwerklfn [23:38] <&Hebizuka> *FT: 5 -1 +1 -1 (4). Shot 1: Miss.* [23:38] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 0/1* [23:38] <&Hebizuka> *The giant bat remains asleep; the bullet whizzing well out of the way doesn't seem to be disturbed any. It ends up in the wall behind.* [23:39] <&Hebizuka> *Not much sound comes out; thanks to the silencer your stealth is maintained.* [23:39] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1...* [23:39] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [23:39] <DanaLove> \\ I take the silencer off and aim at its head through the scope once more with the M4A1 \\ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> *WARNING: Removal of any accessory wastes one turn. Either shoot or remove the silencer.* [23:49] <DanaLove> \\ Shot to the head with the silencer on, scoped and all using the M4A1 \\ [23:49] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [23:49] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 4 [23:49] <DanaLove> lkqbner hljklqnkergk [23:49] <&Hebizuka> *Miss again.* [23:49] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 0/1* [23:49] <DanaLove> \\ You have to be licking my nipples \\ [23:50] <&Hebizuka> *Another bullet near misses without much noise. The bat is still fast asleep.* [23:50] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [23:50] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3... What's your next move?* [23:50] <DanaLove> \\ I take the masterkey and fire three into it's head. No more bullshit \\ [23:51] <&Hebizuka> *The bat's still asleep. You may roll.* [23:51] <DanaLove> @roll 3#2d6 [23:51] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 9;7;5 [23:51] <DanaLove> \\ This is why I use a shotgun \\ [23:51] <&Hebizuka> *FT: 5+1 (6): Hit, Hit, Miss* [23:51] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 2/3* [23:52] <&Hebizuka> *You absolutely obliterate the bat's skull. No contest there.* [23:52] <&Hebizuka> Dana [Masterkey] Giant vampire bat /H\ [23:52] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight (3 turns)* [23:54] <DanaLove> \\ Reload all the things \\ [23:55] <&Hebizuka> *No 5.56 NATO ammunition; can't reload the M4A1.* [23:55] <&Hebizuka> *Reload the Masterkey with what slugs?* [23:56] <DanaLove> \\ Pump out the slugs and fill it with buckshot \\ [23:56] <&Hebizuka> *Got back 1x 12 gauge slug. Total: 19.* [23:56] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Masterkey: +4 buck shells. [3+1/3, 4x Buck]. [23:57] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge buckshot remaining: 17 (12 in pouch, 5 in main inv)* [23:57] <DanaLove> \\ Oh, and take the damn silencer off \ [23:59] <DanaLove> \\ Or not. I'm just missing the explosion of shells I guess. Leave it there. \\ [23:59] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [23:59] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 5661 - Front door: 4678 - Right door: 506 - Roomstyle: 138 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:59] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [00:01] <&Hebizuka> *A bedroom, with minimal furniture; the room is not occupied. You spot a box of ammo on the bed...* [00:02] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [00:02] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .408 Chey Tac, FMJ, 20 rounds - weight 2 [00:02] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [00:02] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4572 - Front door: 4041 - Right door: 3830 - Roomstyle: 56 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:02] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [00:06] <&Hebizuka> *A shower room. You spot a maid sweeping the floor; which is unusually dry. Looks like the place doesn't see a lot of use. There's also a strange object next to the empty lockers.* [00:06] <DanaLove> \\ Examine maid and object \\ [00:08] <&Hebizuka> *A middle-aged, islander female. She is tall, obese, has waist-length auburn hair, a pair of blue-green eyes, wears brass earrings, and has what appears to be strange, tribal-ish symbols on the right arm.* [00:09] <&Hebizuka> [Item] Tiny shotgun barrel. It seems to be a very short 12 gauge shotgun barrel, but it won't work as a weapon on its own. Perhaps it's a piece of a weapon? [00:10] <DanaLove> \\ Take the strange barrell \\ [00:10] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [00:10] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 574 - Front door: 3005 - Right door: 6353 - Roomstyle: 366 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:10] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [00:11] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 11.35/35 [00:11] <&Hebizuka> *A mess hall. There is something on one of the tables, next to what looks like a box of ammo.* [00:14] <DanaLove> \\ Examine both \\ [00:14] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Lollipop. 1d3 [00:14] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12.7x108mm, FMJ, 60 rounds - weight 6 [00:14] <DanaLove> \\ Eat lollipop \\ [00:15] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d3 Nutrition [00:15] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 2 [00:16] <&Hebizuka> *Not bad, nothing special.* [00:16] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [00:16] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4104 - Front door: 4864 - Right door: 4519 - Roomstyle: 74 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:16] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [00:17] <&Hebizuka> *You go up a few stairs, and reach a laboratory; though it's mostly abandoned. Only one door here (!mrooms1). You spot a roll of blue paper on one table...* [00:18] <DanaLove> \\Examine paper \\ [00:20] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 3, Drill, 1x Chainsaw + 1x Giant drill bit + 1x HITB battery + 1x E. circuit + 2x copper wire" [00:21] <DanaLove> Hoooooly shit.... this is some Bioshock shit right here. [00:21] <DanaLove> \\ Take \\ [00:22] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 12.35/35 [00:25] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [00:25] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 6575 - Roomstyle: 442 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:25] <&Hebizuka> *A hiring bureau again. Not the same one as last time; there's no creatures for sale today.* [00:26] <DanaLove> Got any jobs, fella? [00:26] <DanaLove> Lay em all out for me~ [00:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] I got two assignments here, who would be interested to have you around. [00:27] <&Hebizuka> >Job C2: Sergeant Ryan Bushnell of the Regular Forces has been investigating a recent killing spree of humans; particularly Soldiers, but also a significant amount of policer officers and citizens, all found dead in the wake of an unknown aggressor, who has also wiped many members of his own squad. He requires a contractor to help him figure the mess out, a 'mighty reward' is promised. [00:27] <&Hebizuka> >Job C3: Celebrity Ki-2-Ne, stage name of Miyako Nakano, a famous kitsune dancer, requires the help of a contractor bodyguard to help her get back home safely. Virulent fake rumors about her supposedly hiring dancer doubles to take all the credit have sparked the ire of 'fans' who are out to get her. Promises a 'substantial reward'. [00:28] <DanaLove> C3 sounds nice. BEam me up schkotty. [00:30] <&Hebizuka> *The teleporter is ready.* [00:31] <DanaLove> \\ Teleporting away~ \\ [00:32] <&Hebizuka> *You reappear in a washitsu; a traditional Japanese-style room favored by youkai. Here waits your employer, a fancily-dressed kitsune who... doesn't seem to carry anything other than clothing on her back and a pair of sunglasses.* [00:33] <DanaLove> Can I help you, missus? [00:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] You're the bodyguard I requested? [00:33] <DanaLove> You could say that, hun. [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Aight, first of all, don't go all "hun" because I look fluffy and shit. I'm PAYING you to be a bodyguard, and nothing more. All you have to do is help me back to a safer place since I'm kinda stuck in this rented room and I don't feel like dirtying my own hands. [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Next, I'm pretty sure I asked for a bodyguard, which implies you're here to guard my rear, not look at it. My eyes are up there. [00:35] <DanaLove> \\ Snaps back to reality \\ Sorry, Miss. But... it is lovely~ \\ Dana cooed, walking to the door \\ Needless to say, you've hired the best. You will have nothing but A++ service here. Shall we head out? [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Yeah, and you go on ahead. [00:36] <&Hebizuka> *For the duration of the mission: !mrooms1 only.* [00:37] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [00:37] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 654 - Roomstyle: 390 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:39] <&Hebizuka> *You go down a short volley of stairs.* [00:39] <&Hebizuka> *You end up in a factory line; an inactive weapons factory, but none of the frames you see are completed. There is no-one around, just what appears to be food on the floor.* [00:40] <DanaLove> \\ Examine food \\ [00:41] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Lollipop. 1d3 [00:41] <DanaLove> \\ Tosses it to her \\ Eat this. Seductively~ [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] The hell is wrong with you? MOVE IT. I need to be back home FAST. [00:42] <DanaLove> \\ I giggle, and open the next door \\ [00:42] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [00:42] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 5411 - Roomstyle: 341 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:46] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There, you spot a kappa, seemingly waiting for someone. They appear to carry a handgun, but just seem to be chilling in the corner.* [00:46] <DanaLove> @cover [00:46] <MazeBot> A pile of garbage. (Health: 39, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [00:47] <DanaLove> \\ Whisper to her \\ Silence, you follow my lead, no questions asked. [00:47] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [00:47] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 10 [00:47] <&Hebizuka> *Both of you maintain stealth and hide behind the pile of garbage. Ki-2-Ne is visibly, but silently pissed off.* [00:48] <DanaLove> \\ Fire three rounds from my P90 into the head of the kappa \\ [00:48] <&Hebizuka> *Fire mode?* [00:48] <DanaLove> \\ Uhhhh... semi? \\ [00:48] <&Hebizuka> *Your employer does nothing. The kappa is unaware of you yet.* [00:49] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1; you're alone to act this turn. You may roll.* [00:49] <DanaLove> @roll 3#2d6 [00:49] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 6;6;10 [00:50] <&Hebizuka> *Reflex sight. FT: 5 +0 (5). Shots 1-3: Hit, Hit, Hit.* [00:50] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 3/3* [00:50] <&Hebizuka> *Successful triple headshot. The kappa is quickly eliminated.* [00:51] <&Hebizuka> Dana [P90] Kappa /H\ [B] [00:51] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight (1 turn)* [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] At least you weren't lying about being competent... [00:52] <DanaLove> Now, as you can see, the poor schmuck has been decapitated. Just follow close and you'll see that a lot. [00:52] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [00:52] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 3096 - Roomstyle: 302 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:53] <&Hebizuka> *A scratched room, full of @graffiti on the walls. There's a weapon on the floor.* [00:53] <DanaLove> @graffiti [00:53] <MazeBot> S+G=<3 [00:53] <DanaLove> \\ Examine weapon \\ [00:53] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - SIG Sauer P226 pistol | .357 SIG - Semi-auto | No accessory | P226 .357 12-round mag | Weight: 3 - [12+1/13, 13x FMJ] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [00:54] <DanaLove> \\ Point to it \\ Take it and use it if need be. You may need to assist me. Or at least toss me that. [00:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Excuse ME? YOU are the bodyguard. It's your own damn job to carry the guns. [00:55] <DanaLove> \\ Look to her \\ I'm being polite and not asking why I just blew a kappa's head across the room. You can hold a pistol for me, mmm? [00:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Move your god damn rear already! We don't have all day! [00:56] <~SU_Tempest> *She pushes you already... to little effect because she doesn't have much strength.* [00:57] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [00:57] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 746 - Roomstyle: 65 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:59] <&Hebizuka> *A scullery. You see a ... rather unexpected scene. There's a strange-looking tengu here, muttering things along the lines of "I'll rape that bitch". Oh and he is carrying a machine pistol.* [01:00] <DanaLove> @cover [01:00] <MazeBot> An empty plastic crate. (Health: 20, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Hardskin. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [01:00] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [01:00] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 10 [01:00] <&Hebizuka> *Both of you make it silently. Stealth maintained.* [01:00] <DanaLove> \\ Dat stealth doe \\ [01:00] <DanaLove> \\ P90 3 shots to the head as per protocol on semi \\ [01:00] <&Hebizuka> *No-one else is acting this turn, you may roll.* [01:01] <DanaLove> @roll 3#2d6 [01:01] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8;10;7 [01:01] <&Hebizuka> *Shots: 3. Hits: 3.* [01:01] <&Hebizuka> *Another successful triple headshot.* [01:01] <&Hebizuka> Dana [P90] Tengu /H\ [B] [01:01] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [01:02] <DanaLove> Okay... mind me asking what's going on here? [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Look, I have a lot of detractors, okay? People think I'm a faker, and there's the occasional fanatic who wants to bone me, because it's a good laugh to rape a celebrity. [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] That's why I need people like you to kill them and set the example I'm not to be fucked with. [01:05] <DanaLove> Mmmmm... I see. I think you really should take his weapon then. Seriously, if not for now... when I'm gone. There'll be a time I can't escort you, dear. [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] That ain't your problem. Do what I've asked you to do, the rest is mine to worry about. [01:06] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [01:06] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1615 - Roomstyle: 241 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:09] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's a mushroom on the floor...* [01:11] <DanaLove> \\ Examine mushroom \\ [01:11] <&Hebizuka> *The ICIS identified it for you.* [01:11] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) Red, Pleasant smell - Boletus rubellus, Ruby bolete - 1d6 [01:11] <DanaLove> \\ Take \\ [01:12] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 12.45/35 [01:12] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [01:12] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1744 - Roomstyle: 73 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:14] <&Hebizuka> *A storage room. A lone Soldier is sitting there on an empty container, carrying some sort of subgun.* [01:14] <DanaLove> \\ Helmet and all too? \\ [01:15] <&Hebizuka> *Yes, full soldier uniform.* [01:15] <DanaLove> @cover [01:15] <MazeBot> A brick wall (Health: 26, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [01:15] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [01:15] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 4 [01:15] <&Hebizuka> *The Soldier notices you trying to hide, and thinks you two are up to no good. He decides to take cover too.* [01:15] <&Hebizuka> @cover [01:15] <MazeBot> A plastic crate full of garbage (Health: 26, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [01:15] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [01:15] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 12 [01:16] <&Hebizuka> *And he's so blindingly fast you wonder how he went from "chill" to "full alert" in under three seconds.* [01:16] <&Hebizuka> *He also gets to act this turn.* [01:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Soldier] Stand down and there won't be any trouble! [01:17] <&Hebizuka> *He decides not to attack though.* [01:17] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [01:17] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What'll you do?* [01:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Soldier] I said, stand down! Come out nice and slow and tell me what the fuck's your game, trying to be sneaky? [01:19] <DanaLove> I am escorting this celebrity, and she will pass through this room. I will lower my weapon if you lower yours. [01:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Soldier] Like I give a shit if you're the divine delegation! [01:22] <DanaLove> ...if you've got soldier problems, I feel bad for you son. I've got 99 problems... \\ Lobs M67 grenade over to him \\ ...but a grenade ain't one! [01:22] <&Hebizuka> *The Soldier will reply by opening fire, five rounds in full-auto your way. Your employer just curls up in a ball and covers her ears.* [01:22] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Soldier. You may roll first.* [01:22] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [01:22] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8 [01:23] <&Hebizuka> *Score +1 due to FT-1, thus treated as a 9.* [01:23] <DanaLove> \\ Does the bionics threshhold apply there too...? \\ [01:23] <&Hebizuka> (I just demonstrated its other effect; score +1.) [01:23] <&Hebizuka> (So yes, in a way.) [01:23] <DanaLove> \\ Ah, thanks much \\ [01:23] <&Hebizuka> *Close-hit!* [01:26] <~SU_Tempest> !mfragM67 [01:26] <&Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] M67 grenade - Frag shrapnel: 1 [01:26] <DanaLove> ;klbsdnfo;ejk [01:26] <&Hebizuka> *The grenade release little shrapnel that hit anything useful; only one hits, and it hits the Soldier's cover only.* [01:26] <DanaLove> \\ Oh my god this nigga is going to die so hard \\ [01:27] <&Hebizuka> *Only the blast seems to have done any damage, and the Soldier survived the grenade.* [01:27] <&Hebizuka> *Soldier's turn...* [01:28] <&Hebizuka> @roll 5#2d6 [01:28] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4;6;6;5;9 [01:28] <&Hebizuka> *FT 6. Shots 1-5: Miss, miss, miss, miss, Hit.* [01:29] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits 1/5* [01:30] <&Hebizuka> *Only one bullet strikes your cover...* [01:30] <&Hebizuka> *It seems to damage the brick wall, but not by much.* [01:30] <&Hebizuka> *Neither you or your employer are hurt for now.* [01:31] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Shit shit shit shit oh shit SHIT [01:31] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What will you do?* [01:31] <DanaLove> \\ Let's do that exact same thing... again~ \\ [01:31] <&Hebizuka> *Throw another M67?* [01:31] <DanaLove> \\ Readies M67 \\ [01:32] <&Hebizuka> *The Soldier gets angry and dumps about eight rounds at you in full-auto.* [01:32] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Soldier.* [01:32] <&Hebizuka> *Roll now.* [01:33] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [01:33] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 11 [01:33] <&Hebizuka> *Score +1, treated as a 12.* [01:33] <DanaLove> \\ Have fun, bitch, the first one was a warning \\ [01:33] <&Hebizuka> *DIRECT HIT* [01:33] <~SU_Tempest> !MfragM67 [01:33] <&Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] M67 grenade - Frag shrapnel: 4 [01:35] <&Hebizuka> *The Soldier's cover is blown to just half of what it was, and you see him crash on the floor while writhing in pain, before ceasing to move. It looks like the blast and concussion did him in.* [01:35] <&Hebizuka> Dana [M67] Maze Soldier [01:35] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight (3 turns)* [01:35] <DanaLove> \\ Is any of his clothes/armor still good? \\ [01:37] <&Hebizuka> *It appears his right leg was severed in the blast. Ouch.* [01:37] <&Hebizuka> *The pants are destroyed beyond repair, and the rest of the clothes are probably heavily damaged.* [01:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Eugh, what a mess. [01:38] <DanaLove> Yeah... now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! You have fucked up now! \\ I pick up his leg and bonk him in the head with it \\ [01:38] <DanaLove> Alright... let's go... [01:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Ew... [01:38] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [01:38] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1602 - Roomstyle: 210 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:41] <DanaLove> \\ I don all but his pants for obvious reasons \\ [01:44] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - SPECTRA helmet - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Ballistic protective - Weight: 9 - [Dmg: 0.99/4] [01:44] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Military T-shirt, urban camo (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Dmg: 0.59/4] [01:44] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-3 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Dmg: 1.6/4] [01:44] <&Hebizuka> *The pants are destroyed beyond repair.* [01:44] <&Hebizuka> *The boots are destroyed beyond repair.* [01:44] <&Hebizuka> *Check the damage stats of the clothes, then confirm which ones you are taking.* [01:47] <DanaLove> \\ The Kevlar vest and that's it \\ [01:48] <&Hebizuka> *You salvage the damaged Kevlar vest from the victim's body, and make it your own.* [01:48] <&Hebizuka> *Pass the door now? No need to reroll.* [01:49] <DanaLove> \\ Sure, pass through \\ [01:51] <&Hebizuka> *A radio room. The @radio can be found and turned on. You spot a magazine on the ground...* [01:51] <DanaLove> \\ Examine magazine \\ [01:51] <DanaLove> @radio [01:51] <MazeBot> [Orchestral/Epic] Exigence 89.7 with DJ Lancelot Warren - http://bit.ly/1bgj2o8 [01:51] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Noreen Bad News ULR 10-round magazine. Weight: 2 - [0/10] [01:51] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [01:51] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 4513 - Roomstyle: 138 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:58] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A group of three soldiers is present; two with shotguns, one with a light machine gun. * [01:58] <DanaLove> \\ Oh, fuck me... \\ [01:59] <DanaLove> @cover [01:59] <MazeBot> A metallic file case. (Health: 30, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [01:59] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [01:59] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 5 [01:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Soldiers] Intruders! [01:59] <DanaLove> \\ Yeah, not like I didn't want to be seen or anything \\ [01:59] <&Hebizuka> *The group decides to attempt taking cover. [01:59] <&Hebizuka> @cover [01:59] <MazeBot> A wooden crate. (Health: 24, LDV modifier: -1. AC Eqv: Hardskin. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x1) [01:59] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [01:59] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 11 [01:59] <&Hebizuka> *They do, and can act this turn.* [01:59] <DanaLove> \\ Really? \\ [02:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] I hope you have a plan for this shit... [02:00] <DanaLove> Now, remember what I said about the machine pistol...? Now's the tie you'd shoot it if you weren't a prude. [02:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Shut up and do your job! [02:00] <&Hebizuka> *One of the soldiers tentatively opens fire at you, firing one shell.* [02:00] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [02:00] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [02:00] <&Hebizuka> *Pellets that hit: 6* [02:01] <&Hebizuka> *This pokes holes and dents in your cover, but none of the pellets overpenetrate. Watch out though, it did take a fair amount of damage.* [02:01] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [02:01] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [02:02] <DanaLove> \\ I use the M4A1 on the light machine gunner, hitting him in the face, firing 4 rounds \\ [02:02] <DanaLove> \\ semi \\ [02:02] <&Hebizuka> *They are ALL behind cover, so it's no use trying to aim at body parts. Shoot 4 rounds anyway?* [02:04] <DanaLove> \\ If you put it that way, then just fire 5 in there, full auto. With luck, one will penetrate and tickle them \\ [02:05] <&Hebizuka> *The first shotgunner will try firing one more shell at you. The second shotgunner does the same, one shell. The LMG will fire 3 rounds in full-auto at you.* [02:05] <&Hebizuka> *Speed conflict; 1: You, 2: First shotgun* [02:05] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 [02:05] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2 [02:06] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Shotgun 1, You, LMG, Shotgun 2* [02:06] <&Hebizuka> *First soldier...* [02:06] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [02:06] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [02:06] <DanaLove> \\ Yeah, why not. \\ [02:06] <&Hebizuka> *Pellets that hit: 4* [02:07] <&Hebizuka> *Your file case suffers more dings and hole-poking.* [02:07] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll.* [02:07] <DanaLove> @roll 5#2d6 [02:07] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 11;8;3;9;8 [02:07] <DanaLove> \\ This I like \\ [02:07] <&Hebizuka> *Shots fired: 5, recoil 3, full-auto.* [02:07] <DanaLove> \\ Except for that derp in there \\ [02:07] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit. Shot 5: Hit* [02:07] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 4/5 [02:09] <&Hebizuka> *Your bullets have no trouble going through the wood composing your opponents' cover; on three occasions, they overpenetrate, and all four bullets managed to simply shatter it open and destroy the crate.* [02:10] <&Hebizuka> *Enemies hit: LMG, Shotgun 2 (twice).* [02:11] <&Hebizuka> *LMG soldier received a hit in the left elbow. 2nd shotgun soldier received one hit in the chest and another in the pelvis.* [02:11] <&Hebizuka> *Calculating damage.* [02:13] <&Hebizuka> *Damage done. All of the opponents survived, though the second shotgun is yelping in pain.* [02:14] <&Hebizuka> *Second soldier...* [02:14] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [02:14] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9;5;4 [02:14] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, miss, miss.* [02:15] <&Hebizuka> *Another hole comes adorning your cover, and the bullet dings it on the inside, making a dent bulging right next to you; but not powerful enough to overpenetrate. It came close though.* [02:16] <&Hebizuka> *Third soldier...* [02:16] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [02:16] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [02:16] <&Hebizuka> *Pellets that hit: 4.* [02:16] <&Hebizuka> *More banging on your cover, which isn't going to take much more punishment...* [02:17] <&Hebizuka> *End of turn 2.* [02:18] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol1] Come on, guys, they're going to take us down! [02:18] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What will you do?* [02:20] <DanaLove> \\ Aim four shots at Shotgunner 2's face with the P90 semi auto \\ [02:22] <&Hebizuka> *Shotgun 1 will try to fire twice. LMG does the same, 3 rounds full-auto. Shotgun 2 is shocked back to its senses and tries firing once.* [02:22] <&Hebizuka> *Speed conflict: 1; You, 2; Shotgun 1* [02:22] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 [02:22] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 1 [02:22] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Shotgun 1, LMG, Shotgun 2.* [02:22] <DanaLove> \\ Crosses fingers \\ [02:22] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [02:22] <DanaLove> @roll 4#2d6 [02:22] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 8;7;9;8 [02:23] <DanaLove> \\ ...did it work? \\ [02:23] <&Hebizuka> *FT 5, +1 (r.sight vs face) ; 6. Shots 1-4: Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit.* [02:23] <&Hebizuka> *Shots: 4/4* [02:23] <DanaLove> \\ Holy fuck farts \\ [02:23] <&Hebizuka> *No need to say that his face has been mutilated.* [02:24] <&Hebizuka> Dana [P90] Maze Soldier /H\ [B] [02:24] <&Hebizuka> *First Soldier...* [02:24] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [02:24] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8;6 [02:25] <&Hebizuka> *Pellets that hit: 9* [02:26] <&Hebizuka> *This is enough to finally destroy to pieces your piece of cover.* [02:26] <&Hebizuka> *Your employer screams in fear.* [02:26] <&Hebizuka> *Second Soldier...* [02:26] <&Hebizuka> *His shots are directed towards the kitsune...* [02:27] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [02:27] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7;7;6 [02:27] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [02:27] <MazeBot> [LOWER BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [02:27] <DanaLove> \\ NOT THE ASS NOOOOOO \\ [02:27] <&Hebizuka> *FT: 6. Shots 1-3: Hit, Hit, Miss.* [02:28] <&Hebizuka> *Ki-2-Ne screams even more in pain, realizing her hips have been adorned with two 7.62mm holes.* [02:28] <&Hebizuka> *She powers through the pain and barely survives that.* [02:28] <&Hebizuka> *Third soldier is dead, so he cannot attack.* [02:29] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3.* [02:30] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 4. There are two opponents left, and your employer is agonizing in pain. What will you do?* [02:30] <DanaLove> \\ I'd like to aim 4 shots from the P90 in semi-auto the the LMG's face while covering my client with my body as cover \\ [02:31] <&Hebizuka> *You won't stop shots coming for the kitsune.* [02:34] <DanaLove> \\ ALRIGHT, MAN MODE \\ [02:35] <DanaLove> \\ 10 shots EACH on FULL AUTO to their torsos with the P90 \\ [02:35] <&Hebizuka> *The first shotgunner goes for two shells aimed at you.* [02:36] <&Hebizuka> *The LMG wants to keep pegging your employer and goes, yet again, for 3 rounds; in full-auto still.* [02:36] <&Hebizuka> *Speed conflict. 1: You, 2: Shotgun* [02:36] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 [02:36] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 1 [02:36] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Shotgunner, LMG* [02:36] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [02:38] <DanaLove> @roll 10#2d6 [02:38] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 5;7;10;7;5;7;6;8;5;8 [02:38] <DanaLove> @roll 10#2d6 [02:38] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 7;6;7;7;8;5;12;6;2;9 [02:38] <&Hebizuka> *Attack 1: vs Shotgunner, chest. FT 5.* [02:39] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6: Miss, Hit, Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit. // Shots 7-10 (FT 6): Miss, Hit, Miss, Hit* [02:39] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 6/10* [02:39] <&Hebizuka> *Attack 2: vs LMG, chest. FT 5.* [02:40] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6: Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Miss // Shots 7-10 (FT 6): Critical hit, Miss, Miss, Hit* [02:40] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 7/10* [02:40] <&Hebizuka> *Global shots 13/20* [02:40] <&Hebizuka> @critwin [02:40] <MazeBot> Extra damage! (Pain suffered is multiplied by 2, Limb damage suffered is multiplied by 1.5 rounded up.) [02:40] <&Hebizuka> *One of the bullets will deal double Pain damage and 1.5x limb damage.* [02:42] <&Hebizuka> *The effects are rather devastating and showcase just how terrifying the P90 can be.* [02:42] <&Hebizuka> Dana [P90] Maze Soldier [02:42] <&Hebizuka> Dana [P90] Maze Soldier [02:42] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (4 turns)* [02:43] <&Hebizuka> *You come out of this fight unscathed, but your employer isn't feeling great.* [02:43] <DanaLove> \\ I turn to her and tend to her wounds, apply field surgery, and use my merbromin on her wounds \\ [02:44] <&Hebizuka> *She has no open wounds and no limb damage; being a youkai she suffers from neither.* [02:44] <&Hebizuka> *All she is recoiling from is pure pain.* [02:44] <DanaLove> \\ Excellent then \\ [02:44] <DanaLove> Alright, now you're gonna listen to me and listen to me good. [02:44] <DanaLove> You WILL carry a weapon and assist me [02:44] <DanaLove> And you WILL tell me why there are soldiers after you. [02:44] <DanaLove> You will get a painkiller afterwards. [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] I don't need no freaking weapons... [02:45] <DanaLove> I didn't ask you a question, I gave you an order. [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Why the hell do you think soldiers are after me? Hello, stupid, I'm your EMPLOYER, I am a YOUKAI and I happen to be FAMOUS. [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Now here's MY order, get me out of here ALIVE, or I swear your reputation is finished. [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] And get me some god damn painkillers! [02:46] <DanaLove> Excellent. Now, grab a shotgun and eat this \\ Give her a codeine \\ [02:46] <&Hebizuka> *All there is left is three dead soldiers.* [02:47] <&Hebizuka> *Miyako decides, reluctantly, to grab one of the fallen Soldiers' shotguns. Which happens, perhaps ironically, to be a SPAS-12.* [02:47] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [02:47] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1645 - Roomstyle: 10 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [02:48] <DanaLove> That's a damn good gun, you hear? Aim and shoot for the head, or you will die, I guarantee. I hope you've learned something about people that want to kill you. [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] How dare you talk back to ME? [02:48] <DanaLove> I just saved your ass, can it. [02:49] <DanaLove> Be happy you're talkign at all. [02:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] I got shot because of your incompetence! Be glad I'm still alive! [02:49] <DanaLove> Oh, I'm sorry, next time I'll bring an armored car. [02:49] <&Hebizuka> *An abandoned bar. There's no-one; and even less to drink, except for precisely one drink left on a table.* [02:49] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [02:49] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Glass of milkshake. 2d12 [02:49] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [02:49] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 2587 - Roomstyle: 13 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Eugh, what was that medicine you gave me... [02:51] <DanaLove> It's called shutthefuckupitol. [02:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] I feel ill, dammit. [02:51] * DanaLove mumbles. "This is why I kill youkai..." [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Speak up, shit for brains! [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Good gods, why did they say you were good?! [02:52] <DanaLove> \\ I move to the next room silently \\ [02:55] <&Hebizuka> *A prison room; though it's probably in disuse, because all there is is graffiti, and rusty chains. All? Oh no. There's a bunch of three, perverted male tengu, all of which carry handguns, and seem to have no problems showing just how much they'd love to bang a celebrity. One carries a pistol, another a large revolver, the last a smaller revolver.* [02:55] <DanaLove> @cover [02:55] <MazeBot> A metallic file case full of papers. (Health: 35, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [02:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] *whisper* Oh god, not those perverts again. [02:55] <DanaLove> \\ Oh lookie here \\ [02:56] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [02:56] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 5 [02:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Hey! HEY! It's the bitch and some bodyguard! Let's get'em! [02:56] <DanaLove> Aim for the head, kitsune... [02:57] <&Hebizuka> *ALL OF THEM DECIDE TO OPEN FIRE.* [02:57] <&Hebizuka> *First, the pistol and the small revo, followed by the large revo.* [02:57] <&Hebizuka> *First tengu decides to fire twice.* [02:57] <&Hebizuka> *Small revolver fires once.* [02:58] <&Hebizuka> *Large revolver, also once.* [02:58] <&Hebizuka> *First tengu...* [02:58] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [02:58] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7;7 [02:58] <&Hebizuka> *Shots: 2. Hits: 2. Both strike your cover.* [02:59] <&Hebizuka> *Second tengu...* [02:59] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [02:59] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [03:00] <&Hebizuka> *Third tengu...* [03:00] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [03:00] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [03:00] <&Hebizuka> *Miss.* [03:00] <&Hebizuka> *In total, three bullets come striking your cover, but none overpenetrate.* [03:00] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [03:01] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [03:01] <DanaLove> \\ I'd like to take my Glock and fire 4 shots at the revolver-tengu's head \\ [03:01] <&Hebizuka> *Which one? Small or large revolver?* [03:01] <DanaLove> \\ Beeeeg one \\ [03:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] I don't need no fucking weapon... I hate to do this myself even more! [03:02] <&Hebizuka> *Your employer is preparing to launch some sort of strange attack.* [03:03] <&Hebizuka> *The tengu will all attempt firing twice each.* [03:03] <&Hebizuka> *Speed conflict; 1: You, 2: Pistol and small revolver tengu.* [03:03] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 [03:03] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 1 [03:03] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, pistol tengu, small rev tengu, large rev tengu, kitsune* [03:03] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll first.* [03:03] <DanaLove> @roll 4#2d6 [03:03] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 10;7;3;7 [03:04] <DanaLove> \\ Bai nigga \\ [03:04] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit.* [03:04] <&Hebizuka> *Total shots 3/4* [03:05] <&Hebizuka> *Three .45 bullets, meet tengu skull. The result would probably be called "Splatterskull: the movie".* [03:05] <&Hebizuka> Dana [Glock 21] Tengu /H\ [B] [03:06] <&Hebizuka> *Pistol tengu's turn...* [03:06] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [03:06] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4;3 [03:06] <&Hebizuka> *Both misses.* [03:06] <&Hebizuka> *Small revolver tengu's turn...* [03:06] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [03:06] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9;5 [03:06] <&Hebizuka> *Hit, miss.* [03:07] <&Hebizuka> *Your cover takes another round, which only manages to put a minor dent.* [03:07] <&Hebizuka> *Big revolver is dead, so he can't attack.* [03:07] <&Hebizuka> *Kitsune's turn...* [03:08] <&Hebizuka> *She briefly stands up, extends her arms forwards, two fingers extended and pointed at the pistol tengu. Suddenly, a large electric arc blast into existence, out of your employer's fingers!* [03:08] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [03:08] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 [03:09] <&Hebizuka> *But the arc fails to hit the target, instead grilling a circle on the floor.* [03:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Urgh, this is why I pay bodyguards!... [03:09] <DanaLove> \\ Slow claps mentally \\ [03:09] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [03:10] <&Hebizuka> *The arc seems to have scared the tengu out of the wish to get themselves a kitsune to pole today.* [03:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] My stomach feels horrible, urgh.. [03:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Bwhoa, shit, we should get outta here... [03:10] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What will you do?* [03:10] <DanaLove> \\ Aim at the pistol tengu and put three into its center of mass with buckshot shells \\ [03:11] <&Hebizuka> *Your ally is going to try another attack.* [03:11] <&Hebizuka> *The tengu both attempt to flee.* [03:11] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Tengu, tengu, kitsune, you.* [03:11] <&Hebizuka> *Pistol tengu...* [03:11] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 fleeing [03:11] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, fleeing: 8 [03:11] <&Hebizuka> *He succeeds and cowardly makes a run for it.* [03:12] <&Hebizuka> *Attn Dana: You've lost your target.* [03:12] <&Hebizuka> *Small revolver tengu...* [03:12] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 fleeing [03:12] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, fleeing: 10 [03:12] <&Hebizuka> *He too, runs away, cock dangling from between his legs, fearing for the integrity of his skull.* [03:12] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight; opponents fled. (3 turns)* [03:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Son of a... [03:13] <DanaLove> ...what was that...? [03:13] <DanaLove> \\ Reload all that I can \\ [03:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Yeah, well, I can do that. I hate to do it. [03:16] <&Hebizuka> *Cannot reload: M4A1. Can reload: P90, Glock 21.* [03:17] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] FN P90: +11 rounds [50+1/50]. 5.7x28mm FMJ remaining: 39. [03:17] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Glock 21: +5 rounds [13+1/13]. .45 ACP FMJ remaining: 106 [03:18] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] Ammo pouch: 9.64/10 [03:18] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [03:18] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 3580 - Roomstyle: 149 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [03:18] <&Hebizuka> *The kitsune drops the SPAS-12 here, and instead takes the revolver; a Ruger Super Redhawk, from the only fallen tengu.* [03:20] <&Hebizuka> *A mess hall, though it's mostly empty. There is no-one around, just a weapon.* [03:20] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [03:21] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Remington Model 700 BDL sniper rifle | .30-06 Springfield - Bolt-action | No accessory | Internal magazine, 4 rounds, no +1 | Weight: 22 - [4/4, 4x FMJ] - Cond: Worn / Clns: Clean [03:22] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [03:22] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 4704 - Roomstyle: 197 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [03:24] <&Hebizuka> *You reach a washitsu, similar to the one you first met the kitsune in, though it's arranged differently, has a lot of containers; all locked, and the area transpires like it's just been amenaged.* [03:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Finally we're in the hideout... [03:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] Well... fuck, what can I say. I'm alive... Shaken up, feel like I'm gonna throw up, got shot, and every possible kinds of pissed off, but I'm alive. So I guess you did your job. [03:25] <DanaLove> I will destroy all youkai... [03:25] <DanaLove> \\ coughs \\ [03:25] <DanaLove> Sorry, been a long daty [03:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune] You won't destroy shit in my house. Just go back to your recruitment office or whatever. Your payment is waiting there. And for the love of all that is dear, stop talking back to your boss. [03:26] <&Hebizuka> *Ready to teleport back to the bureau.* [03:26] <DanaLove> Yes [03:29] <&Hebizuka> *A moment later, you return to the hiring bureau.* [03:29] <DanaLove> Give me my money and never send me on a mission with a kitsune ever again... [03:29] <DanaLove> All in credit, please. [03:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Certainly. Your payment for the job is 1250 P$. [03:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] So this puts your hiring bureau balance at 3700 P$. [03:30] <&Hebizuka> *Mission complete.* [03:30] <DanaLove> Excellent. Buy plenty of youkai hunnies with this. Bye for now~ [03:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Er, no. [03:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] We don't use your cash. It's all yours sitting there for your use. Not ours. [03:31] <DanaLove> Suit yourself. [03:31] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [03:31] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4183 - Front door: 173 - Right door: 61 - Roomstyle: 10 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [03:31] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [03:32] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 190th (Kennel)* [03:33] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a weapon on the floor...* [03:35] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [03:35] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Hammer - Blunt. Weight: 5 [03:35] <DanaLove> \\ Switch it with my wrench \\ [03:36] <&Hebizuka> *Dropped pipe wrench. Class 5S swapped.* [03:37] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [03:38] <&Hebizuka> 181 rooms (+27), 46 kills (+10), 1 SEs, 5 missions (+1), 0 Amulets, 6585 P$ (+370 P$), 0 runs. [03:39] <&Hebizuka> Score: 384 points (+61) [03:39] <&Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 2nd [03:39] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [03:39] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 32/44 [03:39] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 3/3 [03:39] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 35/47 (74% accuracy) [03:39] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [03:40] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 121/165 (73%) [03:40] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 4/6 (67%) [03:40] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 6/6 (100%) [03:40] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 1/1 (100%) [03:40] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 132/178 (74%) [03:40] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [03:40] <&Hebizuka> Soldiers eliminated +4 [03:40] <&Hebizuka> Youkai eliminated +3 [03:40] <&Hebizuka> Shotgun +1 [03:40] <&Hebizuka> Submachine gun +5 [03:40] <&Hebizuka> Pistol +1 [03:40] <&Hebizuka> Hand grenade +3 [03:40] <&Hebizuka> Headshots +5 [03:40] <&Hebizuka> Brute force +4