Log:Session 12 (Meta, no ontology)

[21:54] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Dana. Rooms visited: 181. Next special room: 190th (Kennel); No problems to report. !mrooms3 to continue.* [21:54] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [21:54] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 5031 - Front door: 4312 - Right door: 1364 - Roomstyle: 314 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [21:54] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [21:56] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You see someone leaning against the wall there, they are carrying a sniper rifle and wearing forest camouflage clothing as well as armor. They do not look like a Maze Soldier with the attire... this person doesn't look very worried either, looking rather relaxed.* [21:56] <DanaLove> \\ Examine humanoid \\ [21:58] <&Hebizuka> *An old, matte white-skinned male. He is towering, thin, has short orange hair, a pair of blue-green eyes, wears some sort of black wristband, and has several wound marks on the left arm; most of which are bullet wounds.* [21:59] <DanaLove> \\ Approach... cautiously \\ Heya... what's up? You look mighty important. [21:59] <~SU_Tempest> [???] Not really. I'm not important if by that you mean famous. But I know a few things. What about yourself? [22:00] <DanaLove> Uh... I guess I'm... semi-competent at what I do? What's with the rifle, and what's your name? [22:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] *Faint grin.* Robert Cross, mercenary for hire. 30 years of experience. A lover of precision rifles, though as of late, without much of an occupation. Not that I complain, I'm sitting on enough cash to live another life entirely on savings, but just between us... I could get back in on some action. [22:03] * DanaLove shrugs. [22:03] <DanaLove> I mean... you can follow me around. you seem like a sharp guy. [22:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] For a price, lady. As I said, "for hire". I don't come cheap either, but if you want me around, I'll make it worth yourwhile. I just hope you have lots of enemies, that'd save the surprised faces when I say goodbye after firing no shots. That happened before. [22:06] <DanaLove> Well, I suppose I could use you. What do you usually charge? [22:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] 750 P$ for 40 rooms, preferably as a bank account transfer... Just call the bank service and ask for a transfer to my name. It's a little safer... As you might imagine. [22:08] <DanaLove> Ouch, son. 700 P$? Really? That's a LOT of cash I hope you know... [22:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] I would know that more than you can imagine, indeed. And then again, it is very much worth the spending ... IF you need to have a lot of things dead. [22:10] * DanaLove thinks for a bit... oh wait. Kennels. [22:10] <DanaLove> Yeaaahhhh... sure. You got a phone so I can call the bank? [22:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] I do, go ahead. 5-PLR-BANK, you know the drill. [22:12] <DanaLove> \\ I dial in the number and transfer over 750 P$ as requested to Cross \\ [22:13] <&Hebizuka> [Phone service] Your bank balance is now 1562 P$. Anything else? [22:13] <DanaLove> \\ No thanks \\ [22:14] <DanaLove> Hey... wait. Cross. Can I borrow your phone for one more call? [22:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] Depends what for. [22:15] <DanaLove> Well, I think it'll be good. Can you trust me? [22:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] Just tell me what I'm getting into, ma'am. [22:27] <DanaLove> It's a unique number that hasn't been traced to any known person or establishment, and rumor has it it can drain a battery in one call. If you're looking for excitement... I think we should find this guy. [22:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] Hmm. All right. I guess I can burn my battery a little more, I'm curious. [22:29] <DanaLove> \\ I type in 0-NIN-BALL and give it a call \\ [22:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Phone] *dialing...* [22:30] <~SU_Tempest> *You hear a strange 8-bit song over the phone.* [22:31] <~SU_Tempest> *The call immediately cuts after exactly 19 seconds in, though.* [22:31] <DanaLove> \\ I look to Cross a bit confused \\ [22:31] <~SU_Tempest> *You do notice the battery has not dropped.* [22:32] <DanaLove> I haven't the damnedest clue as to what has just happened... [22:32] <~SU_Tempest> *The phone begins ringing afterwards.* [22:32] <DanaLove> \\ Answers it \\ [22:32] <~SU_Tempest> *A female voice, young enough for you to believe it belongs to a kid, is on the line.* [22:32] <~SU_Tempest> [???] You called, I'm coming! Err... What room are you in? [22:33] <DanaLove> 4312 I suppose. [22:33] <~SU_Tempest> [???] Oh, oh then don't move! I'll be there in about uh... [22:34] <~SU_Tempest> *Suddenly, a youkai barges into the room, crashing on the floor and dropping a phone in the process - which is violently bashed on the floor and destroyed in the process. The youkai appears to be a yousei, though there is something... unique about her.* [22:35] <~SU_Tempest> [???] Geez... ow. Is this room 4312? [22:35] <~SU_Tempest> *Cross observes silently, amused by it all.* [22:35] <DanaLove> \\ I examine her carefully and stroke her hair \\ Yes it is, little one. And you are? [22:35] <~SU_Tempest> [???] Ah'm the strongest yousei in the Mazes, that's who I am! [22:36] <DanaLove> And you are here to...? [22:36] <~SU_Tempest> [???] Well! You called me! So I'll be your bodyguard! [22:36] <&Hebizuka> *She has no weapons, looks no older than sixty (which is the equivalent of a child age for youkai), and looks positively goofy. But at least she has the attitude?* [22:37] <~SU_Tempest> [???] Wait, who's that guy? [22:37] <DanaLove> \\ I look to cross and then to the yousei \\ Well, this is Cross. Me and him I guess are partners for the time being. and your name is? [22:37] <~SU_Tempest> *She takes a VERY long time to process your question and reply.* [22:37] <~SU_Tempest> [???] Er... [22:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] I'm Cirno! But I dunno, there was nothing about tagging along with another person... [22:39] <DanaLove> \\ Pets her hair and smiles \\ Well well, you're a cutie indeed~ Come on, Cross. Onwards we go I suppose. [22:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] I have no problems with tagging along someone else... [22:40] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:40] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 3708 - Front door: 2738 - Right door: 2280 - Roomstyle: 306 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [22:40] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [22:40] <DanaLove> Onwards then? [22:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] Let's move. [22:47] <&Hebizuka> *A shooting range, which is currently unoccupied. Someone abandoned a weapon here.* [22:48] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [22:49] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - CZ Skorpion vz. 83 submachine gun | .380 ACP - Semi/Full | No accessory | Skorpion .380 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [29+1/30, 30x FMJ] - Cond: Worn / Clns: Clean [22:49] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:49] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 2024 - Front door: 2805 - Right door: 6177 - Roomstyle: 37 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [22:50] <DanaLove> \\ Right \\ [22:51] <&Hebizuka> *A classroom. Nobody in sight, but you spot a roll of blue paper on one of the student desks.* [22:51] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [22:52] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, TDarts, 30x Normal dart + 1x Lorazepam" [22:52] <DanaLove> \\ Take \\ [22:53] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 13.35/35 [22:53] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:53] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4296 - Front door: 791 - Right door: 4756 - Roomstyle: 209 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [22:53] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [22:54] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is nothing and nobody here, except for a mushroom abandoned on the floor.* [22:55] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [22:55] <&Hebizuka> *Your ICIS identified the item.* [22:55] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Magic) Red, Odorless - Libido, Mushroom of arousal - 1d7+2, Increased libido (1d10 turns) [22:55] <DanaLove> \\ Take for nefarious purposes later \\ [22:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] What's thaaat? [22:55] <DanaLove> You'll see. [22:56] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 13.45/35 [22:56] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [22:56] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 4410 - Front door: 3545 - Right door: 5897 - Roomstyle: 312 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [22:56] <DanaLove> \\ Right \\ [22:58] <&Hebizuka> *You go up a flight of stairs. You end up in a washitsu, where ; of all things, a Ryu, a youkai dragon, is resting. He's even watching TV! (@whatsontv)* [22:58] <DanaLove> @whatsontv [22:58] <MazeBot> [Talk show] The Youkai Show [23:00] <~SU_Tempest> [TV] ...And we return with our guest, Ki-2-Ne! So, miss. You have returned from a field trip with the K-Troop dancing squad and rumor has it you are producing a new music video, is that right? [23:00] <~SU_Tempest> [TV] Yesss, I'm very excited about this actually, but we are delaying the release and... [23:00] <&Hebizuka> *The dragon seems hopelessly bored.* [23:00] <DanaLove> \\ To kill or not to kill... hmmm... Cross can earn his stripes too. But I have a little Cirno with me. Hm hmm hmmmm... \\ [23:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] Hey, Dragonface! Are you a fan of that kitsune dancer? [23:01] <DanaLove> \\ I decided against it wnd wave as I pass, grasping Cirno by her collar \\ Do not speak to a Ryu like that, baka. [23:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Ryu] *Turns his head slowly, notices you three, then sighs.* Hell no I'm not. I've met her, and she's only graceful and all smiles when in front of the camera. She's a freaking bitch in private. [23:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] Ow, ow! Ow! Let me go! [23:02] <DanaLove> \\ You're telling me #preaching2dachoir \\ [23:02] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [23:02] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 3627 - Front door: 4721 - Right door: 5666 - Roomstyle: 29 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:02] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [23:02] <~SU_Tempest> *The mercenary chuckles to himself, and follows. [23:03] <&Hebizuka> *You go up more stairs, and end up in a shrine. The shrine maiden is present! You also notice a roll of blue paper in the corner.* [23:05] <DanaLove> \\ Examine paper \\ [23:05] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, TwaLeg, Twaron leg pads + Titanium plated jockstrap" [23:06] <DanaLove> Hello hello little miko~ \\ Give her 100 P$ and pray \\ [23:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] That's a new one... [23:07] <~SU_Tempest> *The miko nonetheless thanks you for the donation by performing a protective mantra, blessing you. Your vision, once again, goes sharper.* [23:07] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6+2 Prayer [23:07] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Prayer: 13:11+2 [23:07] <&Hebizuka> *Score is treated as a 12.* [23:08] <&Hebizuka> *The Gods have decided to send you their own blessing as well! An object mysteriously appears on the altar; and you hear a divine voice speaking to you via telepathy, asking you to "use their gift wisely".* [23:09] <DanaLove> \\ I approach the altar and look over the object \\ And what is this...? [23:09] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Glock pistol named "Silent Whisperer" | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | G21/Vector 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [29+1/30, 30x HP] *This Glock is customized with a scope rail mount.* [23:09] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Glock 21 13-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.6 [30/30, 30x HP] [23:09] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .45 ACP, HP, 30 rounds [23:09] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: .45 ACP [23:09] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Scope: Small rifle scope, 2x [23:09] <&Hebizuka> (Glock-LF pistol) [23:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Miko] Whoa... It's been very, very long since the last time I saw something like this happen! I thought the Gods had gone dormant, but it's true! They DO offer gifts to the gifted! [23:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] I have the impression I got myself into something really strange again. [23:11] <~SU_Tempest> (Oops, it appears the "weapon accessory" line is typo-ed, it should be a Glock 21/KRISS 30-round mag.) [23:11] <DanaLove> \\ I switch it out with the Ruger and give the Ruger to Cross \\ Cross, consider this my gift. Call it old faithful if you will. It's a golem killer and a life-saver. And it's yours now. [23:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] Heh, sure, thank you. If you got ammo for it, I'm taking. [23:13] <DanaLove> \\ Give him the ammo for it too \\ [23:13] <&Hebizuka> *Passed a Cartridge holder to Cross. You can remove that from your ammo pouch.* [23:13] <DanaLove> \\ Pet the miko's hair \\ Never lose faith, little one. [23:14] <&Hebizuka> *Install silencer and 2x scope on the "Silent Whisperer"?* [23:14] <DanaLove> \\ Indeed \\ [23:16] <&Hebizuka> *Place the spare magazine in main inventory?* [23:17] <DanaLove> \\ Toss the spare \\ [23:18] <&Hebizuka> *The mag remains on the altar, sitting there.* [23:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] Hmm. Seems strange to me to leave behind a perfectly good magazine... Why say no to more ammo? [23:19] <DanaLove> \\ Stare to him \\ I've never needed more than one. `-` [23:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] "Semi-competent", huh. [23:19] <DanaLove> Damn right. I'm 100% correct 50% of the time, Cross. [23:20] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 1832 - Front door: 2744 - Right door: 1523 - Roomstyle: 44 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [23:20] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [23:22] <&Hebizuka> *Another shooting range. There is a box of ammo on the reloading bench here. You also spot a mushroom.* [23:22] <DanaLove> \\ Check for traps and examine all \\ [23:22] <&Hebizuka> *No traps here.* [23:22] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.7x28mm, Match, 100 rounds - weight 1 [23:22] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS identifies...* [23:22] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Normal) Brown, Odorless - Boletus badius, Bay bolete - 2d4 [23:23] <DanaLove> \\ Take both \\ [23:25] <&Hebizuka> *Placed the 100 rounds in your main inventory, no space for the ammo in the pouch.* [23:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 14.55/35 [23:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] Lucky you. [23:26] <DanaLove> Indeed~ [23:27] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [23:27] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 1421 - Front door: 333 - Right door: 2662 - Roomstyle: 76 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [23:27] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [23:28] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a peculiar item on the floor, and only one door ahead (!mrooms1).* [23:29] <DanaLove> \\ Examine item and check for traps \\ [23:29] <&Hebizuka> *No traps.* [23:29] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A LED display. A basic crystal liquid display, as used in alarm clocks and other similar appliances to display numbers. [23:30] <DanaLove> \\ Myeh. May as well take it \\ [23:30] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 15.55/35 [23:32] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [23:32] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1650 - Roomstyle: 202 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [23:33] <DanaLove> Forgot, I DCed and I herped. [23:34] <&Hebizuka> *You arrive at the entrance area of a kennel sector. The kennel entrance has a sign, which displays very clearly "C-KENNEL", with another describing with more details that the room keeps various kinds of canine creatures in captivity there. "Unauthorized personnel: enter at your own risk"* [23:34] <DanaLove> \\ I kick down the door like a good idiot and let Cross take point \\ [23:35] <&Hebizuka> *Kennel sector 1/5. A coyote is resting there.* [23:36] <DanaLove> @cover [23:36] <MazeBot> A sandbag nest. (Health: 64, LDV modifier: -3. AC Eqv: Kevlar-4. Pass-through threshold: 12+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.50) [23:36] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [23:36] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 5 [23:37] <&Hebizuka> *You take cover, but the coyote sniffs your presence out. All it decides to do, however, is bark at you without moving from where it is.* [23:37] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1...* [23:37] <DanaLove> I think I got this one... [23:37] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [23:37] <DanaLove> \\ Two shots from the Masterkey into the body of this dog [23:38] <&Hebizuka> *What do you want Cross to do?ù* [23:39] <DanaLove> Cross, contingency plan is one in the chest. You're a sharpshooter, that shouldn't be hard, eh? [23:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] Understood, yeah. [23:40] <~SU_Tempest> *Cirno just decides to stay behind the sandbags and watch it unfold.* [23:40] <~SU_Tempest> *The coyote will try charging at you to try and bite you.* [23:40] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Coyote, You, Cross* [23:40] <&Hebizuka> *Coyote's turn...* [23:40] <&Hebizuka> *It jumps and bypasses your piece of cover, then tries to bite...* [23:40] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [23:40] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [23:40] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [23:40] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [23:41] <DanaLove> \\ Get shit on, doge \\ [23:41] <&Hebizuka> *But fails to get its jaws on you.* [23:41] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn, you may roll.* [23:41] <DanaLove> @roll 2#2d6 [23:41] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 11;8 [23:41] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit, Hit.* [23:41] <&Hebizuka> *Shots: 2/2* [23:41] <&Hebizuka> *Pellets that hit: 12.* [23:42] <&Hebizuka> *The results are predictably devastating. There is nothing but a mangled, completely useless cadaver now.* [23:42] <&Hebizuka> Dana [Masterkey] Coyote [B] [23:42] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [23:42] <&Hebizuka> *When you wish to move to the next section, simply state so.* [23:43] <DanaLove> \\ Reload Masterkey and proceed \\ [23:43] <DanaLove> \\ With buck \\ [23:43] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Masterkey: +2 buck [3+1/3, 4x Buck] [23:44] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge buckshot remaining: 12 in ammo pouch, 3 in main inventory (removed 2 from main inv)* [23:47] <DanaLove> \\ Uh... I... proceed? \\ [23:48] <&Hebizuka> *Kennel sector 2/5. Two german shepherd dogs are present, and they don't look friendly.* [23:48] <DanaLove> @cover [23:48] <MazeBot> A static tactical shield, "Colossus" model. (Health: 100, LDV modifier: -4. AC Eqv: HEV. Pass-through threshold: 14+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.25) [23:49] <DanaLove> \\ Can I say, holy shit. This is the cover I want all the time \\ [23:49] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [23:49] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 7 [23:49] <&Hebizuka> *You and your team take cover successfully, and manage to maintain stealth.* [23:49] <&Hebizuka> *All of you can get the drop on the dogs if you decide to attack.* [23:50] <DanaLove> Cross, take out the one on the right, I got the one on the left. Use your best judgement. \\ Three buckshot to the torso of the german shepard \\ [23:51] <&Hebizuka> *The merc will go for one shot to the designated GSD, to the chest, down the optic. Cirno, again, only observes.* [23:52] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Cross. You may roll.* [23:52] <DanaLove> @roll 3#2d6 [23:52] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 7;5;9 [23:52] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Hit, Hit.* [23:52] <&Hebizuka> *Shots: 3/3* [23:53] <&Hebizuka> *Pellets that hit: 12* [23:53] <&Hebizuka> *Predictably enough, the dog is now bloody mincemeat.* [23:53] <&Hebizuka> Dana [Masterkey] GSD [B] [23:54] <&Hebizuka> *Cross's turn...* [23:54] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [23:54] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [23:54] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1 (FT 4): Hit* [23:55] <&Hebizuka> *The combination of a bipod and an optic helped Cross adjust his shot just enough to avoid missing... just barely. A hit is a hit, though, and the dog goes down... in one hit.* [23:55] <&Hebizuka> Cross [SVD Dragunov] GSD [23:56] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [23:56] <DanaLove> \\ Pats Cross on the back \\ Alright, next is next I guess. \\ Reload Masterkey with buckshot \\ [23:57] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Masterkey, +3 Buck [3+1/3, 4x Buck] [23:57] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge buckshot remaining: 12 (all remaining shells in main inv depleted.)* [23:57] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [23:59] <&Hebizuka> 190 rooms (+9), 49 kills (+3), 1 SE, 5 missions, 0 amulets, 5735 P$ (-850), 0 runs [23:59] <&Hebizuka> Score: 390 pts (+6) [23:59] <&Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 2nd [23:59] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [23:59] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 5/5 [23:59] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 5/5 (100%) [23:59] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [00:00] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 126/170 (74%) [00:00] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 4/6 (67%) [00:00] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 6/6 (100%) [00:00] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 1/1 (100%) [00:00] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 137/183 (75% accuracy). [00:00] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [00:00] <&Hebizuka> Shotgun +2 [00:00] <&Hebizuka> Brutal +2