Log:Session 18 (Meta, no ontology)

[13:46] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Selis. You have visited 301 rooms, next special room at the 308th (Gun shop). No problems or conditions to report. Your ally Roshan also seems A-OK. !mrooms3 to continue.* [13:46] <Selis> !mrooms3 [13:46] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 1017 - Front door: 3674 - Right door: 953 - Roomstyle: 464 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:46] * Selis rides Roshan through the right door. [13:49] <&Hebizuka> *You walk into an armory. You spot a weapon in one of the gun lockers, as well as an accessory on the table here. There is no-one around.* [13:49] * Selis checks the weapon in the locker [13:49] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH AN-94 Abakan assault rifle | 5.45x39mm - Semi/Burst2/Full | M.Brake(I), R.Sight[Kobra] | AK-74 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [29+1/30, 30x Match] - Cond: Excellent / Clns: Grimy [13:49] * Selis checks out the accessory [13:49] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Muzzle brake, 7.62x51mm NATO [13:50] <Selis> !mrooms3 [13:50] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3963 - Front door: 957 - Right door: 4995 - Roomstyle: 439 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [13:50] * Selis continues left [13:51] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot a box of ammunition here on the floor.* [13:52] * Selis checks the ammunition [13:53] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .32 ACP, FMJ, 50 rounds - Weight 0.5 [13:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Roshan] None of these seems of use to you, Mistress? [13:53] <Selis> "When was the last time i used a gun" [13:53] <Selis> !mrooms3 [13:53] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 2403 - Front door: 4864 - Right door: 3836 - Roomstyle: 257 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [13:54] * Selis heads right. [13:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Roshan] I don't recall, Mistress. [13:56] <&Hebizuka> *A medieval room, which appears to be occupied by a medieval knight. There is also a package in the corner of the room, but the knight is in the way.* [13:56] * Selis charges the Knight, throwing two strikes at him with the Drill Arm. [13:56] <&Hebizuka> *The knight flips his shit and attempts swinging his sword at you.* [13:56] <&Hebizuka> *While snarling loudly.* [13:57] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan will attempt clawing the knight if your attack fails.* [13:57] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Roshan, You, Knight.* [13:57] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan's turn...* [13:57] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [13:57] <MazeBot> [HEAD] Head [13:57] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [13:57] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [13:58] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan successfully delivers a clawful of... claw to the knight's helmet, which stops him in his tracks!* [13:59] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll.* [13:59] <Selis> @roll 2#2d6 [13:59] <MazeBot> Selis: 6;8 [13:59] <&Hebizuka> *Two successful hits! The drill arm has no trouble piercing through the armor, and causing giant wounds to the knight.* [14:00] <&Hebizuka> *He crumbles on the floor defeated easily.* [14:00] <&Hebizuka> Selis (+Roshan) [Drill Arm (+Claw)] Medieval knight [14:00] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [14:00] <Selis> "Fun starting early today~" [14:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Roshan] Hehe. [14:00] * Selis checks the package. [14:01] <&Hebizuka> [Bionics] Head implant - BCI reflex computer, Brain/Eye/Sensorial enhancement [14:02] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:02] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 5543 - Front door: 5444 - Right door: 848 - Roomstyle: 461 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [14:02] * Selis heads left. [14:03] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into toilets. You see a bottle abandoned in the corner here.* [14:03] * Selis checks the bottle [14:03] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of wine. 4d6 - Inebriation +3d6/portion [14:03] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:03] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 75 - Front door: 3195 - Right door: 5250 - Roomstyle: 416 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:03] * Selis goes right. [14:05] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan climbs up a few stairs, with you on his back.* [14:05] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into a scratched room, full of @graffiti. There's an AMMO-3 crate on the floor.* [14:06] <Selis> @graffiti [14:06] <MazeBot> fuk mondeys [14:06] * Selis checks the crate [14:06] <&Hebizuka> =AMMO-3 crate= [14:06] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.7x28mm, FMJ, 100 rounds - weight 1 [14:06] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 4.6x30mm, FMJ, 100 rounds - weight 1 [14:06] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:06] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 2586 - Front door: 3511 - Right door: 7336 - Roomstyle: 99 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [14:06] * Selis goes frontwards [14:07] <&Hebizuka> *A short volley of stairs going down, this time.* [14:08] <&Hebizuka> *You are led into a radio room, where you can use the @radio receptor. Only one door here (!mrooms1). There's a piece of clothing on the floor here.* [14:09] * Selis checks the clothing [14:09] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Beret - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [14:09] <Selis> !mrooms1 [14:09] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 677 - Roomstyle: 218 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:09] * Selis goes through [14:09] <&Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room where a gun shop has set up!* [14:15] <Selis> "Hello" [14:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Howdy- whoa, damn. Is, is that a manticore? [14:16] <Selis> "He was a gift" [14:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Huh, okay. So long as he isn't going to eat me. Anyway, um, how can I help you? [14:17] <Selis> "Just sales for now" [14:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Sure thing. [14:18] <Selis> "Got 2 Silver bars & a Platinum Medal to unload" [14:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Wow, certainly then! [14:18] * Selis puts them on the counter. [14:19] <Selis> "Store credit will be fine" [14:19] <&Hebizuka> *Value of first silver bar: 725 P$. Value of second silver bar: 785 P$* [14:20] <&Hebizuka> *Value of platinum medal: 741 P$* [14:20] <&Hebizuka> *Total value: 2251 P$* [14:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Okay, so, 2251 P$ worth of valuables, and you want it as gun shop credit, is that right? What is your name? [14:20] <Selis> "Selis" [14:21] <Selis> "And yes credit" [14:21] <~SU_Tempest> *The shop owner seems to shudder at the mention of your name, but goes ahead anyway.* [14:21] <&Hebizuka> [Credit] (Gun shop) 5701 P$ (+2251) [14:21] <&Hebizuka> [Wealth] Total wealth: 23 289 P$ [14:22] <Selis> "Thanks" [14:22] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:22] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 1330 - Front door: 6632 - Right door: 3745 - Roomstyle: 327 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Dealer] Y-you're welcome. [14:22] <Selis> "See you later" [14:22] * Selis heads right, menacingly, riding a manticore. [14:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Backpack/Main inv) 44.45/60 [14:23] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 315th (telepad)* [14:25] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A group of 4 zombies await you, giving you strange, devilish flashbacks.* [14:26] * Selis tosses a MkII at the first zombie of the group [14:27] <&Hebizuka> *All of the zombies rush towards you with the intent to claw you!* [14:27] <&Hebizuka> *Your manticoe will try to impale one of them (the 2nd one) with his poison spike.* [14:27] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Roshan, Zombies* [14:27] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll!* [14:28] <Selis> @roll 2d6 [14:28] <MazeBot> Selis: 9 [14:28] <&Hebizuka> *FT-1, thus score +1. Score treated as a 10* [14:28] <&Hebizuka> *Close-hit!* [14:30] <~SU_Tempest> !mfragMK2 [14:30] <&Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] MkII grenade - Frag shrapnel: 4 [14:31] <&Hebizuka> *The grenade was sufficient to reduce all zombies to a pile of inanimate dead bodies!* [14:31] <&Hebizuka> *Though not many shrapnel made it to the zombies, it was still plenty powerful enough.* [14:31] <&Hebizuka> Selis [MkII] Zombie [14:31] <&Hebizuka> Selis [MkII] Zombie [14:31] <&Hebizuka> Selis [MkII] Zombie [14:31] <&Hebizuka> Selis [MkII] Zombie [14:31] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [14:31] <Selis> "That was fun" [14:31] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:31] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 4800 - Front door: 127 - Right door: 4206 - Roomstyle: 38 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:31] * Selis trots out the front door. [14:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Roshan] Explosions are ALWAYS fun. [14:34] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room again. There's a magazine on the floor.* [14:36] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 3721 - Front door: 4461 - Right door: 68 - Roomstyle: 89 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:36] * Selis heads right. [14:39] <&Hebizuka> *You go down a flight of stairs, and end up in another regular, featureless room. There is a roll of blue paper on the floor.* [14:39] * Selis checks the paper [14:39] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, HMXnade, 1x HMX charge + 1x MkIIIA2 grenade" [14:40] * Selis takes the blueprint [14:40] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Backpack/Main inv) 45.45/60 [14:41] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:41] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 4669 - Front door: 1271 - Right door: 6081 - Roomstyle: 214 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:41] * Selis heads left [14:46] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into a dojo, but it's empty. You see a shiny on the floor...* [14:46] * Selis checks the shiny [14:46] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS identified!* [Valuable] Blue gem - Tanzanite - Value 65-185 P$ (1d121 +64) - Weight: 0.1 [14:46] * Selis puts it in the gem cannon [14:48] <&Hebizuka> *The gem cannon begins glowing blue as it absorbs the energy of the gem.* [14:48] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:48] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 328 - Front door: 1516 - Right door: 908 - Roomstyle: 435 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:48] * Selis goes right after the Gem Cannon is loaded [14:48] <&Hebizuka> [Gem Cannon] Loaded with a BLUE gem. Can use strength beam, which can increase your strength. [14:49] <&Hebizuka> *A messy kitchen, with a lot of dried bloodstains. There appears to be nobody or nothing here, though.* [14:50] <Selis> !mrooms3 [14:50] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 7339 - Front door: 5813 - Right door: 689 - Roomstyle: 341 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:50] * Selis goes right again [14:51] <&Hebizuka> *A pitch black room. Your bionic eyes adjust to the darkness and provide you with infravision. You see there is only one door, as well as a mushroom on the floor, right next to an accessory.* [14:56] * Selis checks the accessory [14:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Weapon light: Inforce WML. Full battery life: 300 turns. Soft light. - [Battery: 69% - 207/300] [14:57] <Selis> !mrooms1 [14:57] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 4536 - Roomstyle: 443 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:57] * Selis goes through. [14:57] <&Hebizuka> *A teleporting keypad. It asks you for a room number. Range: 0-7387* [14:58] * Selis keys in 404 [14:58] <&Hebizuka> [Telepad] Error 404: Room not found [14:58] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d6 [14:58] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [14:58] <&Hebizuka> *You're teleported in Room 404 anyway.* [14:59] <&Hebizuka> *You reappear in a regular, featureless room. A shiny is here, lying on the ground.* [14:59] * Selis checks the shiny [14:59] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Platinum medal - Value 300-1250 P$ (1d951 +299) - Weight: 0.1 [14:59] * Selis takes it [15:00] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Backpack/Main inv) 45.55/60 [15:00] <Selis> !mrooms3 [15:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 1701 - Front door: 7314 - Right door: 7200 - Roomstyle: 356 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [15:01] * Selis goes right [15:01] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room: 320th (hiring bureau)* [15:02] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot a package abandoned on the floor.* [15:02] * Selis checks the package [15:02] <&Hebizuka> [Bionics] Body implant - Combat Initiative Enhancing Platform [15:02] <Selis> !mrooms3 [15:02] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 5195 - Front door: 2268 - Right door: 4963 - Roomstyle: 410 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:03] * Selis goes left [15:04] <&Hebizuka> *A library. The librarian is here, shotgun-toting as always. You notice an object on one of the bookshelves closest from you.* [15:05] * Selis shoots the Librarian twice in the head with the Jericho [15:06] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan will rush to bite the librarian if he has a chance. As for the librarian, seeing a freaking manticore + a psycho girl running at them to try and kill them... aside from shitting their pants, they'll try to fire two slugs at you.* [15:06] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Roshan, Librarian* [15:06] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll first* [15:07] <Selis> @roll 2#2d6 [15:07] <MazeBot> Selis: 10;6 [15:07] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2 (FT 5+1): Hit, Miss* [15:07] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 1/2* [15:08] <&Hebizuka> *One .40 hollow-point bullet to the head should be sufficient to kill anyone, right? Well, in that case, it works wonders since the librarian doesn't even wear a hat. * [15:09] <&Hebizuka> *The librarian's head reels backwards, and the rest of their body follows as they crumble on the floor.* [15:09] <&Hebizuka> Selis [Jericho 941R] Librarian /H\ [15:09] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [15:09] <Selis> "If his head didn't bounce i would have hit the second shot" [15:09] <&Hebizuka> *You have committed a murder, but there are no witnesses.* [15:09] * Selis checks the object [15:10] <&Hebizuka> *Total amount of offenses: 36* [15:11] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS identified!* [Meds] Syringe - Cyanide - Direct injection=instant death ; injection in edible items=nulls nutrition of item and makes it poisonous - Weight: 0.1 [15:12] * Selis takes it [15:13] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Backpack/Main inv) 45.65/60 [15:13] <Selis> !mrooms3 [15:13] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 2918 - Front door: 2266 - Right door: 3151 - Roomstyle: 230 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:14] * Selis heads left [15:27] <&Hebizuka> *You enter inside a bank. Here, a banker with an assault rifle is seen working. The security is heavy: three Maze Guards (one with a sniper rifle, one with a SMG and another with a handgun) are present. You even spot posters with your face on it; these are wanted posters.* [15:28] <&Hebizuka> [Poster] WANTED: SELIS - WANTED FOR MURDERING A POLICE CHIEF + 7 OTHER GUARDS, AS WELL AS AN UNKNOWN AMOUNT OF UNCONFIRMED MURDERS. [15:28] <&Hebizuka> *The poster advises to call emergency numbers in case anyone has any information.* [16:37] <Selis> @cover [16:38] <MazeBot> A metallic file case. (Health: 30, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [16:38] * Selis hides behind it to plan. [16:39] <&Hebizuka> *Ninja speed: Hiding succeeds automatically.* [16:39] <&Hebizuka> *Stealth maintained.* [16:41] * Selis tosses a flashbang at the first guard of the group. [16:42] <&Hebizuka> *None of the other people in the room are aware of your presence yet.* [16:42] <&Hebizuka> *Do you want Roshan to do something?* [16:42] <Selis> *Not yet* [16:43] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan won't act this turn.* [16:43] <&Hebizuka> *You're the only one to act; you may roll.* [16:43] <Selis> @roll 2d6 [16:43] <MazeBot> Selis: 4 [16:43] <&Hebizuka> *Score +1 due to FT-1. Score is 5.* [16:44] <&Hebizuka> *The flashbang fails to detonate, and everyone in the room watches as a dead flashbang clongs and rolls on the floor.* [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard3] Okay, that's not funny. Who is throwing stuff? [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard2] Man, if it's those kids from last time... [16:44] <&Hebizuka> *Stealth maintained, for now...* [16:44] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you attempt?* [16:45] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard2] Hey look, guys, it's a dead flashbang. [16:45] * Selis grumbles and tosses the last MkII [16:45] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard1] I don't know who threw that, but this is not funny. [16:45] <&Hebizuka> *At whom?* [16:45] * Selis at the first guard again [16:46] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [16:46] <Selis> @roll 2d6 [16:46] <MazeBot> Selis: 4 [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *The first guard nearly receives a dead, unexploded grenade on the head. It plonks on the floor instead.* [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *They're none the wiser, though.* [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *Stealth still maintained.* [16:47] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard1] HEY! Whoever you are, stop that shit! [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *He shouts at the wall, not really knowing where it comes from.* [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What is your next move?* [16:49] * Selis deploys the Mauser on top of the case, steady with the bipod, unloads 10 shots at the first guard. [16:49] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan decides to jump out of cover and impale the second guard with his poison sting.* [16:50] <&Hebizuka> *Since stealth has been maintained up until now, both of you come out as a total surprise for the opposition!* [16:50] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Roshan, You* [16:51] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan's turn...* [16:51] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:51] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [16:51] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [16:51] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 12 [16:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Roshan] Goodnight. [16:51] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard2] AUUGHH-GHHRKHGH [16:52] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan's sting lifts the Guard off his feet, who is disarmed in the process!* [16:52] <&Hebizuka> *Not that it matters much. The sting causes a lot of damage, but most importantly, poisons the 2nd Guard.* [16:53] <&Hebizuka> *The Guard survived, but feels the poison creep in their body.* [16:53] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [16:53] <Selis> @roll 10#2d6 [16:53] <MazeBot> Selis: 3;12;6;9;6;6;7;8;11;8 [16:54] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4 (FT 5): Miss, Hit, Hit, Hit* [16:55] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 5-8 (FT 6): Miss, Miss, Hit, Hit* [16:55] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 9-10 (FT 7): Hit, Hit* [16:55] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 7/10, including 1 critical hit* [16:55] <&Hebizuka> *The Guard is completely mutilated, his chest ventilated with seven 8mm holes. No contest there, he is deader than dead.* [16:56] <&Hebizuka> Selis [MG42] Maze Guard [B] [16:56] <&Hebizuka> *You have murdered a Maze Guard. His death is immediately reported to central.* [16:56] <&Hebizuka> *Total Guards murdered: 8 (8 confirmed). Total offenses: 37* [16:57] <&Hebizuka> *This caught the survivors by complete surprise! Especially the hellish combination that you and your ally make! Hitler's Buzzsaw and a demon from hell about to pull a bank heist? You BET.* [16:57] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3.* [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] SHIT! CALL FOR BACKUP, CALL FOR BACKUP! [16:57] <Selis> "Ooh please do, more things to kill would be fun" [16:59] <&Hebizuka> *Your location is known by the police. SRT Guards are on their way.* [17:01] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 4. The second Guard is not feeling well at all, his face went pill white.* [17:01] <&Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [17:02] * Selis moves from cover, stabbing the third Guard twice with the drill arm, in the head. [17:03] <&Hebizuka> *The manticore shall poison sting the Guard again, trying to kill him once and for all.* [17:04] <&Hebizuka> *Guard #2 will attempt shooting five rounds at Roshan.* [17:04] <&Hebizuka> *Guard #3 will attempt shooting four rounds at you, but doesn't take the time to aim. * [17:05] <&Hebizuka> *The Banker searches for cover.* [17:05] <&Hebizuka> @cover [17:05] <MazeBot> A pile of garbage. (Health: 39, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [17:05] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:05] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [17:05] <&Hebizuka> *The banker makes it behind cover but cannot act this turn.* [17:06] <&Hebizuka> *Guard #2 finds their weapon is on the floor, and wastes the turn trying to retrieve it. He cannot attack your ally this turn!* [17:07] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Guard #3, You, Roshan* [17:07] <&Hebizuka> *Guard's turn...* [17:07] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:07] <MazeBot> [HEAD] Head [17:08] <&Hebizuka> *This will cause an aiming malus.* [17:08] <&Hebizuka> @roll 4#2d6 [17:08] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 11;8;5;7 [17:09] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4 (FT 6+1): Hit, Hit, Miss, Miss* [17:09] <&Hebizuka> *You receive two hollow-points in the head. Or more precisely, they come slam on your helmet, which disorients you temporarily. Fortunately this also means you should receive less damage...* [17:11] <&Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain -27% (+8). Limb damage: None. Injuries: None. [17:11] <&Hebizuka> *To the ultimate dismay of the Guard, and the horror of the Banker, you are seen surviving two shots to the head.* [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard3] Oh gods, oh my gods, what kind of monster are you... [17:12] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll.* [17:12] <Selis> @roll 2#2d6 [17:12] <MazeBot> Selis: 6;8 [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-2 (FT 5+1): Miss, Hit* [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 1/2* [17:14] <&Hebizuka> *You transform the Guard's head into a literal donut. Seriously. You drill right through, de-facing, de-skulling, de-braining, de-meating and emptying the blood from that part of his body.* [17:14] <&Hebizuka> *You probably de-honored him, too.* [17:14] <&Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Maze Guard /H\ [B] [17:14] <Selis> "Thats for scratching my helmet" [17:15] <&Hebizuka> *Another Guard murdered.* [17:15] <&Hebizuka> *Total Guards murdered: 9. Total offenses committed: 38.* [17:16] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan's turn...* [17:16] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan aims for the Guard's chest again, going to poison sting.* [17:16] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:16] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [17:17] <&Hebizuka> *But he misses, the Guard rolling out of the way at the last moment.* [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Roshan] You can run... But the poison is in you already... [17:17] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4.* [17:17] <Selis> "Should probably call your loved ones, before you turn into a smear on the carpet" [17:18] <Selis> "Mr Banker, you'd do well to cooperate, unless you want this drill through your skull" [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. [17:18] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 5. What will you do?* [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> *The surviving Guard, the 2nd one, which was poisoned, starts quietly chuckling.* [17:18] * Selis stabs the dying guard twice with the Drill Arm. [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard2] Too late... the SRTs are coming... [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard2] You're going to get flattened... [17:19] <Selis> "You think they can stop me?" [17:19] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan decides to do nothing, wisely choosing not to harm the banker for now.* [17:19] <&Hebizuka> *The banker passed out with his pants drenched in urine. He literally shat himself in fear.* [17:23] <&Hebizuka> *The banker can't act this turn, and is in fact knocked out for a long while.* [17:23] <&Hebizuka> *The surviving guard attempts shooting at you, five rounds in full-auto, now that he regained control of his weapon.* [17:25] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Guard, You* [17:25] <&Hebizuka> *Guard's turn...* [17:25] <&Hebizuka> @roll 6#2d6 [17:25] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3;8;7;5;8;7 [17:25] <&Hebizuka> *Unfortunately, the Guard's weapon jammed on the first shot.* [17:25] <~SU_Tempest> [MzGuard2] OH FUCK, FUCK, FUCK NOT NOW FUCK [17:25] <&Hebizuka> *He struggles to get the stuck casing out, but it's too late.* [17:26] <Selis> "Just die, your making a fool of yourself" [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *It's already your turn. You may roll now.* [17:26] <Selis> @roll 2#2d6 [17:26] <MazeBot> Selis: 5;7 [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-2 (FT 5+1): Miss, Hit* [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 1/2* [17:27] <&Hebizuka> *The Guard's life is ended quickly and brutally. As expected.* [17:27] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 5.* [17:36] <&Hebizuka> *One SRT Guard barges in the room!* [17:36] <&Hebizuka> *He is equipped with an assault rifle, a revolver, and grenades.* [17:37] <Selis> "The cavalry is late" [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> [SRT] SPECIAL RESPONSE TEAM! DROP YOUR WEAPONS! [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> [SRT] *Glances behind his back* ...I'm ALONE and my opposition is fucking DEMONS? [17:37] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 6. What will you do?* [17:37] * Selis gives the Guard a pair of new holes, stabbing his chest twice with the Drill Arm [17:38] <&Hebizuka> *The SRT attempts to jump behind cover!* [17:38] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:38] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [17:38] <&Hebizuka> *He is successful, and decides to throw a grenade.* [17:39] <&Hebizuka> *But neither you nor Roshan will care much, and rushes towards the SRT to try and poison sting him. Which means two melee attacks coming his way.* [17:39] <&Hebizuka> *Order: SRT, Roshan, You* [17:39] <&Hebizuka> *SRT's turn.* [17:39] <&Hebizuka> *You hear a pin being pulled, and watch a grenade flying in your direction.* [17:39] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:39] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [17:40] <&Hebizuka> *Flashbang!* [17:40] <&Hebizuka> *Your bionic eyes immediately adjust. You are immune to the effects. Roshan however, is blinded, and roars in turn.* [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan's turn...* [17:41] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:41] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [17:41] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [17:41] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *He fails to hit, unsurprisingly.* [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn, you may roll.* [17:41] <Selis> @roll 2#2d6 [17:41] <MazeBot> Selis: 9;5 [17:42] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-2 (FT 5): Hit, Miss.* [17:42] <&Hebizuka> *Your Drill Arm, combined with the tremendous strength you are graced with, is sufficiently powerful to tear through the otherwise very tough armor of your SRT opponent. But ultimately, it gives out, and you successfully impale the special police officer. In one hit!* [17:43] <&Hebizuka> *He falls on his knees, then miserably crashes on the floor.* [17:43] <&Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] SRT Guard [17:43] <Selis> "Well that was disappointing" [17:43] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (6 turns)* [17:44] <&Hebizuka> *You committed a murder; SRT Guard murdered.* [17:44] <Selis> "How's Mr Banker doing?" [17:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Roshan] He's out cold. Want me to wake him up? [17:45] <Selis> "Please, be gentle, we need him alive" [17:45] <Selis> "But make sure he will... cooperate" [17:46] <&Hebizuka> *Roshan pokes the banker in the leg with one of his claws, in an attempt to make him wake up.* [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] ARGH! [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] W-w-w-wh-what do you want?! Don't kill me, don't kill me! Please don't kill me! [17:46] <Selis> "I won't kill you, if you give me what i want" [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] I-I-I'll do anything you want! [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Roshan] Drop your weapon first. [17:47] <&Hebizuka> *The Banker throws you his rifle.* [17:47] <Selis> "I want everything, all of the money here, in my account" [17:47] <Selis> "You can do that can't you Mr Banker?" [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] A-a-a-all of it? All of the cash in the safe? But... I can't, I can't transfer it to you, they'd invalidate it and you would get nothing! [17:48] <Selis> "I think we can avoid that, you look like a skilled man, so here's the deal, you do what i want, and i don't paint my drill with your insides. Deal?" [17:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] W-w-wait, wait, there's... There's maybe a solution, I... I can make a transfer! Yes! A... A bank account transfer, a fake one! So that I can put the cash on your account! Is that okay? T-t-that's a lot of cash, yes? [17:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] O-or maybe do you want me to open the safe? [17:50] <Selis> "The transfer, i dont want to carry it all, so make it snappy and if i find out even 1 P$ is not with me, i'll come back and skin you alive" [17:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] O-okay, okay, okay... J-just hold on, the time to make fake transfers... [17:54] <Selis> "Better get to it" [17:54] <Selis> "Roshan gets bored when we arent fighting" [17:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Wealth] Bank account hacking complete. You have coerced the banker into crediting your account with 13421 P$ [17:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Wealth] (Bank account) 19702 P$ (+13421) [17:55] <~SU_Tempest> *Total wealth: 36 710 P$* [17:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] All done... It's all done. I've wired as much money as I could... [17:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] I-If you want more, the safe is yours... [17:56] <~SU_Tempest> *The process took one turn...* [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Roshan] We should leave before more SRTs come. Opening the safe will take too long. Unless you want more, Mistress? [17:57] <Selis> "You can keep that" [17:57] * Selis climbs back onto Roshan's back [17:57] <Selis> "Thanks for being so helpful Mr Banker" [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] C-come back again...? [17:57] <Selis> !mrooms3 [17:57] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 2892 - Front door: 1936 - Right door: 4019 - Roomstyle: 319 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:58] * Selis leaves through the right. [17:58] <&Hebizuka> *The SRTs arrive too late! They can't catch you now!* [17:59] <&Hebizuka> *You barge into a classroom. There is a creature lurking here... it's a lion!* [18:00] <&Hebizuka> *Your name and your face are known by the Mazes as someone who pulled a bank robbery and stole 13 421 P$ worth of money.* [18:00] * Selis stabs the lion twice with the Drill Arm [18:00] <&Hebizuka> *Total offenses committed: 41* [18:02] <&Hebizuka> *The lion attempts attacking you, and tries to bite you!* [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Lion, You* [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *Lion's turn...* [18:07] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:07] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [18:07] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [18:07] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *Fails to hit you.* [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [18:08] <Selis> @roll 2#2d6 [18:08] <MazeBot> Selis: 6;9 [18:08] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-2: Hit, Hit* [18:09] <&Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Lion [18:09] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [18:10] <Selis> "Not as threatening as you Rosh" [18:10] <Selis> !mrooms3 [18:10] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 139 - Front door: 6381 - Right door: 2535 - Roomstyle: 453 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [18:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Roshan] Not quite indeed. [18:10] * Selis heads right. [18:12] <&Hebizuka> *A radio room. A kappa is busy fiddling with the @radio here, trying to mount a more powerful receptor to it. Only one door here! (!mrooms1). You also spot a weapon in the corner.* [18:13] <Selis> "Hey Kappa" [18:14] * Selis brandishes the cucumber in front of herself. [18:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] ...Oooh. M-may I have it? Can I please? [18:19] <Selis> "If you build me this" [18:19] * Selis holds out the Joshua Blueprint with the cucumber [18:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] Sure, I can do it! Let me just take this and grab a few parts here... [18:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Custom Hellsing Arms Joshua pistol | .454 Casull - Semi-auto | No accessory | Casull .454 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 14 - [0+0/7, 0x FMJ] [18:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] Here! I didn't have ammunition for it though... You'll need to find that, but here ya go. [18:24] * Selis tosses the Cucumber to the helpful Kappa [18:24] <~SU_Tempest> *They catch it, and devour it immediately.* [18:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] Mmmm... This is the stuff... Thanks! [18:24] <Selis> "You wouldn't happen to have a spare Barrel and Spring for that gun would you?" [18:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Kappa] Nope, sorry! [18:27] <Selis> "Worth a shot" [18:28] * Selis tosses the TMP and puts the shiny new oversized pistol in her leg holster. [18:30] <&Hebizuka> [Conduct] 1/27 crafting-only items crafted! [18:35] <&Hebizuka> *Class TW weapon swapped to the Joshua.* [18:36] * Selis reloads the Mauser with AP belt [18:36] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] MG42: Swapping belt. [50/50, 50x AP] [18:36] <Selis> *Swaps belts [18:37] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Belted ammunition box, 7.92x57mm Mauser, 50 rounds. For use with the Mauser MG42. - [14/50, 14x FMJ] - Weight: 1+0.7 (1.7) [18:37] <&Hebizuka> *Old belt placed in your Tacvest/Ammo pouch.* [18:37] <&Hebizuka> (It should be marked as an "ammunition pouch") [18:41] * Selis loads a Hellhound into the MP5 [18:52] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] M203PI (mounted on Custom MP5): +1 round [Hellhound] [18:52] <&Hebizuka> *40mm NATO Hellhound remaining: 9* [18:53] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Backpack/Main inv) 43.65/60 [18:55] * Selis checks the weapon on the floor before leaving [18:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Bokken - Blunt. Weight: 22 [18:59] <Selis> !mrooms1 [18:59] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Unique door: 2374 - Roomstyle: 91 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [18:59] * Selis goes on through the door. [19:00] <&Hebizuka> *You enter inside a hiring bureau. There are creatures for sale in the cages here...* [19:00] <Selis> !mrooms3 [19:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Selis ] Left door: 5451 - Front door: 3789 - Right door: 2317 - Roomstyle: 223 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [19:00] * Selis ignores it and heads left. [19:01] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room: 328 (Mission)* [19:04] <&Hebizuka> *A shooting range. You see a satori with a sniper rifle, apparently training against steel targets. [19:05] <&Hebizuka> *The Satori is carrying a really fancy backpack too!* [19:05] * Selis sneaky sneaky, injects Satori with cyanide [19:07] <&Hebizuka> *The Satori is taken by surprise, without ever firing a shot at you, he senses your presence and turns around to try and shoot YOU in the chest, by looking down the scope.* [19:08] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Satori* [19:10] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [19:12] <Selis> @roll 2d6 [19:12] <MazeBot> Selis: 5 [19:13] <&Hebizuka> *You miss, the Satori deflects your hand and prevents himself from being stabbed with a syringe.* [19:13] <&Hebizuka> *Satori's turn...* [19:13] <&Hebizuka> *He goes for a single shot, to the chest, down the scope.* [19:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [19:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [19:14] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1 (FT 6-1): Hit* [19:15] <&Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain: -23% (+12). Limb damage: Chest 46/50 (-4). Injuries: Open wound on the chest. Blood: 21.0/22 (-1.0 unit). [19:16] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. Roshan growls in anger.* [19:16] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [19:16] * Selis stabs the damn thing twice with the drill arm [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Satori] Get away from me... Get away from me! [19:17] <&Hebizuka> *You're feeling warm blood dripping out of your body.* [19:17] <&Hebizuka> *The satori will attempt a psychic blast. Roshan will try to poison sting the satori.* [19:18] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Roshan, Satori* [19:19] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [19:20] <Selis> @roll 2#2d6 [19:20] <MazeBot> Selis: 8;5 [19:20] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-2 (FT 5): Hit, Miss* [19:20] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 1/2* [19:21] <&Hebizuka> *The Satori is promptly and utterly impaled.µ [19:21] <&Hebizuka> Selis [Drill Arm] Satori [19:21] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [19:21] * Selis applies a bandage to the chest wound [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *Your wound emits a bit more blood before you bandage it. It doesn't look too bad though.* [19:22] <&Hebizuka> [HEV] Chest wound bandaged. Bleeding should stop shortly. [19:22] * Selis checks out the Satori's backpack [19:23] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Spec Ops assault backpack: Capacity 85 units + Ammo (6 mags only, max wgt/mag 1.6), Spare wpn (C4 wpn only, max wgt 15) [19:23] * Selis swaps Backpacks, putting contents of current into the Spec Ops [19:23] <&Hebizuka> *You also find other items in the backpack.* [19:24] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M110 SASS 10-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.2 (1.2) - [10/10, 10x FMJ] [19:24] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M110 SASS 10-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.2 (1.2) - [10/10, 10x FMJ] [19:24] <&Hebizuka> *Do you want to keep these?* [19:24] <Selis> *No* [19:25] <&Hebizuka> *Swapping backpacks, please wait!* [19:30] <&Hebizuka> *Backpacks swapped! Your new weight is 43.55/85. Don't forget that your new backpack has pouches!* [19:36] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [19:38] <&Hebizuka> 321 rooms (+20), 354 kills (+12), 0 SEs, 8 missions, 2 Amulets, 36710 P$ (+15672), 0 Runs [19:38] <&Hebizuka> Score: 1526 pts (+201) [19:39] <&Hebizuka> Position: 1st [19:39] <&Hebizuka> =Combat stats= [19:39] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [19:39] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 8/12 [19:39] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 7/10 [19:39] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 1/1 [19:39] <&Hebizuka> Explosives planted 0/0 [19:39] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 0/0 [19:39] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 16/23 (70%) [19:40] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [19:40] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 375/547 (69%) [19:40] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 310/456 (68%) [19:40] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 37/41 (90%) [19:40] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 16/18 (89%) [19:40] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 738/1062 (69% accuracy) [19:41] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [19:41] <&Hebizuka> Youkai eliminated +1 [19:41] <&Hebizuka> Pistol +1 [19:41] <&Hebizuka> Machine gun +1 [19:41] <&Hebizuka> Hand grenade +4 [19:41] <&Hebizuka> Piercing +6 [19:41] <&Hebizuka> Headshot +2 [19:41] <&Hebizuka> Brute force +2 [19:41] <&Hebizuka> =Conduct progress= [19:41] <&Hebizuka> (Completionist) Crafting-only items crafted: 1/27 (+1)