Log:Session 21 (Meta, no ontology)

[15:21] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Jonah. You have visited 20 rooms. Next special room at the 35th (Telepad). No condition to report. !mrooms3 to continue.* [15:22] <Jonah> Carolyn, you ready? Last chance to back out. [15:22] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [15:22] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 846 - Front door: 4414 - Right door: 3624 - Roomstyle: 139 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:24] <Jonah> ...Uhm, Carolyn? [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] What's up? [15:25] * Jonah looks around the small room, checking to see if - oh. [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hell naw, I'm not backing out. Like I said I'm with you. [15:25] <Jonah> Eheh. Sorry, just wanted to make sure. [15:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hey, I'm no coward. [15:26] <Jonah> Cowardice is the better part of valor, they say. Just... stand behind me, okay? only one of us is armored. [15:26] * Jonah puts on a brave smile for herself as she heads through the left door. [15:28] <&Hebizuka> [21] *You make it inside a regular, featureless room. All you see here is an accessory on the floor, still inside its packaging.* [15:29] * Jonah methodically checks around for traps. Gotta protect the squishier girl! [15:29] <&Hebizuka> *There is no signs of a trap here.* [15:30] <Jonah> Alright, then... let's check out the accessory. [15:30] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Muzzle brake, 7.62x54mm R [15:30] * Jonah tosses it in her backpack and moves right along. [15:30] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [15:30] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6917 - Front door: 6335 - Right door: 3234 - Roomstyle: 183 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:31] <Jonah> Charge~! [15:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 58.76/60 [15:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Charge? [15:32] <Jonah> Charge through the front door. We knights have to be cocksure and make flashy entrances! [15:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Right... [15:33] <&Hebizuka> [22] *You make a flashy entrance in a pitch black room. There is no lighting here; it is so dark you can't see a thing. (Environmental blindness: FT fixed 10). If you have a source of light, now is the time to use it.* [15:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ack! Who turned the lights off? [15:35] <Jonah> That's... you know, I really should have expected this. [15:35] * Jonah reaches out blindly in the direction of Carolyn's voice. "Can you grab my hand? I don't want us to get seperated." [15:36] <Jonah> Let's just get out of here ASAP. [15:38] <&Hebizuka> *Nothing seems to be on your way, you can roll !mrooms3 if you desire.* [15:39] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [15:39] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5880 - Front door: 3064 - Right door: 2773 - Roomstyle: 459 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:39] <Jonah> Let's try this again. Charge~ [15:43] <&Hebizuka> [23] *You make it inside a radio room. You can fiddle with the @radio if you desire, and you also spot a strange box of ammo.* [15:43] <Jonah> You guys have radios? Thank heavens. [15:43] <Jonah> I need some music in me. [15:43] <Jonah> @radio [15:43] <MazeBot> [Alternative/Punk rock] Generation Kill FM with DJ Dexter - http://bit.ly/1cQC9b7 [15:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Why wouldn't we? Music is pretty popular. [15:45] <Jonah> Well, yeah, but the technology here is so... different, from where I came from. Your computers are so /slow,/ but everything else looks way too futuristic for me. [15:45] <Jonah> And then there's the guns, and... my head kinda spins if I think about it too hard. [15:45] * Jonah hums along to I Fought The Law as she checks out the strange ammunition. [15:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hehe. Well, yeah, there was a lot of emphasis on weapons development and on genetic experiments since the last fifty years. Everything else has less priority, from what I heard. [15:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] On the other hand, meds and medical personnel are the fastest they've ever been before! If you can bring alive patients to them, that is. [15:47] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge belted, CAWS flechette, 10 rounds [15:48] <Jonah> That's another thing! All your medicines are crazy! [15:48] <Jonah> Like, bandages are normal, but everything's in /syringes?/ What happened to herbs and potions? [15:49] * Jonah slips in the ammunition box as well, her hoarding mentality getting the better of her. [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Agreed. These scientists have done -really- crazy shit. I don't agree with it all, to be honest, but whatever works. [15:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Whoa, potions and herbs? We're talking REAL old school medicine there. Do you even know how long ago we phased out of using them? Closest you'll get is mushrooms... they grow everywhere in the Mazes for some reason. [15:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Sheesh, I think it's been what, way over 2000 years since we stopped using potions and medicinal herbs? [15:51] <Jonah> "Well... yes, potions and herbs? You boil medicinal plants down and drink the conco - wait /what?"/ [15:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Well, to be fair, I don't know much. We'd have to ask a scientist, or some science history nut. [15:51] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 59.26/60 [15:51] <Jonah> "2000... 2000 years, how long was I dead...?" [15:52] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [15:52] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 220 - Front door: 3753 - Right door: 6371 - Roomstyle: 336 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [15:52] <Jonah> Ask a scientist, huh? I'll... well, I have a lot of questions now. [15:52] * Jonah charges, as usual. [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Maybe a library is a better choice. I don't know many scientists who would be interested in reading on millenia-old technology. [15:54] <&Hebizuka> [24] *A corridor. There are five doors here (!mrooms5). The corridor is very narrow; if you wish to escape, roll immediately the next rooms (no need to roll for escape), but you must choose between doors A or E only. Someone left a weapon on the floor here.* [15:56] <Jonah> Millenia-old tech... man, instant healing potions were cutting edge before I... well. Anyways, no side effects, your body literally just stitched itself right up. Didn't even leave a scar. [15:56] <Jonah> I guess it did hurt, though. Like a lot. So I guess it's a good thing you people have pain killers now. [15:57] * Jonah takes a glance at the weapon, trusting that the corridor is too small for any trap nonsense. [15:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Pain treatment technology is really cool, yup. But we have bionics too, now! I hear they went through a lot of problems and a lot of experiments to get where we are now, but I think it's worth it. I'd gladly get myself implants if I had the cash. [15:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M16A1 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | M.Brake, R.Sight[CompM2] | STANAG 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [19+1/20, 20x HP] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [15:57] <&Hebizuka> *That is one kitted-out M16 someone left behind; it's not even in bad condition!* [15:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Wow. Who even throws away a piece like that? Optics aren't cheap. Damn fools throwing money away. [16:00] <Jonah> Mmmm... well, I guess it's yours now, Carolyn. [16:00] * Jonah flashes her a grin as she hands over the sleek, fancy rifle. [16:00] <Jonah> I'm already carrying too much, and you only have a pistol. [16:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Freaking SWEET. [16:01] <~SU_Tempest> *She removes the magazine, then cocks an eyebrow at what's inside.* [16:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Haha, -wow-. Fucker even spent money on hollow-points. I am definitely taking this. This won't be going to waste! [16:02] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn has equipped a C1 weapon.* [16:03] <Jonah> Are... are hollow-points good? [16:04] <Jonah> I thought all ammunition was the same. [16:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] No you're shooting something tough or armored. Very much yes otherwise. [16:04] <Jonah> Oh. Well, here's hoping we don't need to use it, then. [16:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] But that's not the point. He actually spent money on that. Whoever dropped that gun dropped way too much cash on this thing. It's horrible to throw this away! [16:04] <~SU_Tempest> *She is absolutely persuaded this weapon was left behind intentionally.* [16:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Bah, it's mine now! Many like it, I guess, but this one's mine. I'll do it like in the movies and give it a cute name. [16:05] <Jonah> Well, it's not like there's a blood stain, so it probably wasn't lost in a fight or anyt - names? [16:05] <Jonah> Names are good. Names are /great./ [16:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Why not? It's fun to give a nickname to your weapons. [16:05] <Jonah> What do you have in mind? [16:06] <Jonah> Oh, no, I agree with you! Your weapons are your best friends in a fight. [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Everyone does it. Some people even go in workshops and ask to have it etched or engraved on it, like a stylish name tag, you get me? [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I dunno, some cute woman's name? Look at her, black and slender and stylish. [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> *She cradles her M16 like it's a pretend-woman.* [16:07] <Jonah> Mhmm, mhmm. I used to have this sword, I called it... [16:07] * Jonah trails off as Carolyn holds the gun so... delicately. It looks almost adorable. [16:07] <Jonah> How about... Vera? [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hmmm... Nah. Too... nerdy. [16:10] <Jonah> Mmm... well, I'm out of ideas, then. [16:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] It's all right, we'll figure it out on the way. [16:11] <Jonah> !mrooms5 [16:11] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Door A: 1058 - Door B: 7051 - Door C: 2267 - Door D: 3877 - Door E: 214 - Roomstyle: 407 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh, oh, I know! How about Malika? It's such an adorable name! [16:13] <Jonah> You say Malika, I think 'malicious'. [16:13] * Jonah grins. "I love it." [16:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Well she ain't gonna ask "pretty please, can I shoot you in the face?" [16:13] <~SU_Tempest> *She giggles like only a smirking, malicious lady could.* [16:14] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn has nicknamed her M16A1: "Malika".* [16:14] * Jonah is terribly grateful that her helmet hides the blushing on her cheeks. [16:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] So, which way? That door? *She points to Door E.* [16:17] <Jonah> Uhm - sure. It's as good as any other! [16:18] <&Hebizuka> [25] *A regular, featureless room, currently occupied by two unlikely occupants: two grizzly bears. Most frustrating is that behind them, you can get a glimpse of a supply crate which the ursines haven't tried to plunder yet!* [16:20] <Jonah> ...So first thing Auntie Helel taught me is to never mess with bears. [16:20] <Jonah> Do you think it's worth it, Carolyn? [16:20] <~SU_Tempest> *She was about to raise her M16 on them but stops.* [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Wha? Oh, I thought you wanted to blast them. [16:21] <Jonah> What? No, why would I? [16:21] <Jonah> Look at them! They're so /cute./ [16:21] <Jonah> ...And could rip me apart like I was a tin can filled with delicious bear food. [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Yeah, they're also five hundred kilograms of muscle and fur that won't seem so cute when they're trying to eat you. [16:22] <Jonah> Like I said! Tin can. [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] More like meatbag... [16:22] * Jonah smiles a bit, and just raps her knuckles on her armor. [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> *The grizzlies are asleep and don't seem to hear your chatter. For now.* [16:22] <Jonah> Mmmm... Think we can sneak up on them? [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I guess. I want to snatch that crate but it's on the other side. [16:24] <Jonah> Well... we have the drop on them. And if we left them here, someone else would stumble on them. [16:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] So is it bear killing time? [16:24] * Jonah pulls her Remington out of her sling, getting used to the weight in her hands. [16:24] <~SU_Tempest> @cover [16:24] <MazeBot> A wooden barrel. (Health: 16, LDV modifier: -1. AC Eqv: Hardskin. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x1) [16:24] <Jonah> Bear killing time. Let's get behind the barrel. [16:24] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn looks for cover and invites you to hide behind. Just to make sure you have the drop.* [16:25] <~SU_Tempest> *You may roll to take cover.* [16:25] <Jonah> @roll 1#2d6 [16:25] <MazeBot> Jonah: 9 [16:25] * Jonah makes a masterful roll into cover! [16:25] <&Hebizuka> *Both of you successfully make it behind the barrel. Stealth maintained. If you attack, you will go first and the bears won't be able to reply this turn.* [16:25] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. What is your next move?* [16:26] <Jonah> *Body Shot, Remington 870 Marine Magnum shotgun, 2 shots.* [16:27] <&Hebizuka> *You will aim at the first grizzly.* [16:27] <Jonah> Cover me if I mess up. I'm only used to muskets... [16:27] <Jonah> *First grizzly it is!* [16:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Geez, what kind of time traveler are you? *Joking* [16:27] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn unslings her "Malika", flips the switch to semi, then aims at the other grizzly, going to try for three shots to the head.* [16:28] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Carolyn. You may roll.* [16:28] <Jonah> @roll 2#2d6 [16:28] <MazeBot> Jonah: 8;9 [16:28] <&Hebizuka> *FT -1, scores +1. Treated as 9, 10.* [16:29] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit (5 pel), Hit (6 pel)* [16:29] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 2/2 shots, total pellets that hit 11* [16:29] <&Hebizuka> *You send buckshot flying towards one of the unsuspecting, sleeping killer teddy bears.* [16:30] <&Hebizuka> *You manage to do plenty of bleeding holes in its body. All you manage to do however is to wake the grizzly up and make it growl furiously in pain. It's hurt, but far from dead.* [16:30] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn's turn...* [16:30] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [16:30] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9;6;12 [16:30] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3 (FT 6+1): Hit, Miss, Critical hit* [16:32] <&Hebizuka> *Her target also brutally wakes up in a pained growl, but seems to stagger and shake briefly. Judging by the two bleeding holes and a nice view on the partially cracked open skull of the grizzly, which exposes the brain, it seems pretty dead.* [16:32] <&Hebizuka> Carolyn ["Malika"] Grizzly bear /H\ [16:33] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. The result is one dead grizzly, and one pissed off grizzly.* [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *You don't know whether it's hunger or fear, but your stomach seems to growl and shrink.* [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What is your next move?* [16:34] <Jonah> *Body Shot, Remington 870 Marine Magnum shotgun, 2 shots.* [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *Jonah comes to your rescue and points her weapon at the survivor as well, two shots to the body.* [16:35] <&Hebizuka> *The wounded bear rushes towards YOU, and tries to give you the mother of all bitchslaps: a paw strike. And for that it will go around your cover...* [16:35] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Grizzly, You, Carolyn.* [16:35] <&Hebizuka> *BEAR!'s turn...* [16:36] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [16:36] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [16:36] <Jonah> "FUCKING BEARS!" [16:36] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [16:36] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9 [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *You're gobsmacked - literally - in the chest, your armor taking most of the strike. The armor resists like a champ, but you are still pretty hurt.* [16:37] <&Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain: 38% (+38). Limb damage: Chest 38/40 (-2). Injuries sustained: None. [16:37] * Jonah grits her teeth for five hundred kilos of muscle slamming into like a goddamn truck. It's no use - she still screams as the paw hits - but it's enough to focus through the pain! [16:38] <&Hebizuka> *You're sent on the floor and your chest hurts bad, but thankfully, your ribs aren't broken.* [16:38] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [16:38] <Jonah> @roll 2#2d6 [16:38] <MazeBot> Jonah: 11;7 [16:38] <&Hebizuka> *FT-1: Scores treated as 12, 8.* [16:39] <Jonah> "Fucking /bears/ I'll eat you for dinner!" [16:39] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Critical hit (8 pel), Hit (5 pel)* [16:39] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 2/2 hits, total pellets that hit: 13* [16:40] <&Hebizuka> *Critical hit: Your first shot caused extra damage! You must have hit something in particular, because you managed to blow out a huge chunk of flesh from the bear's abdomen.* [16:41] <&Hebizuka> *Almost comically, if you are into grim comedy or Fallout-style critical hits, the grizzly realizes it has just lost a big part of... well, itself.* [16:42] <Jonah> *Please be dead please be dead...* [16:42] <&Hebizuka> *It finally crashes on the floor before you. Dead indeed.* [16:43] <&Hebizuka> Jonah [870MM] Grizzly bear [16:43] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [16:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You know, bear meat is delicious. [16:44] <Jonah> I know - Auntie Helel cooked us one for my birthday, once. It was amazing. A really good mix of gamey and... yum. [16:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hey, do you know how to butcher meat? Maybe we could salvage those two big boys. [16:45] * Jonah pushes herself off the floor and gently toes the corpse. "But I don't have anything to cut the meat up. Also, I don't know how to butcher meat." [16:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Well, that answers my question. Too bad! We need to get you a big-ass hunting knife or something. And lessons! [16:45] <Jonah> We need to get /me?/ What about you? [16:46] <Jonah> Four hands are better than two, aren't they? [16:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh well. Ain't a problem. We got the crate at least. As for me, no I don't know how to butcher meat, haha. I'm a shitty cook. [16:46] * Jonah leaves the corpses aside as she walks over to the prize of the fight - the delicious, full supply crate. [16:47] <Jonah> No, I meant - we need to get you a knife and lessons, too. It would stretch your donations once we're done with this, I think. [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *A Type-A crate. Open it?* [16:47] <Jonah> *Hell yeah, open it up!* [16:47] <&Hebizuka> =Type-A supply crate= [16:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [16:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [16:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [16:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [16:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [16:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage - Cures a single wound - Weight: 0.1 [16:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Diazepam - FT-1, Alertness increase, Pain sensitivity+10% for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [16:47] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Thermos of coffee. 2d11 - Strength+10%, Alertness increase for 6 turns per portion [16:47] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Sandwich. 1d15 [16:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Well we aren't going to lack any bandages at least... [16:49] <Jonah> Our food supply could be a bit better, though - how hungry are you? [16:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Not very. I went to a restaurant before we met. [16:50] <&Hebizuka> *You, on the other hand, are definitely hungry.* [16:50] * Jonah smiles with embarrassment as she gestures to the sandwich. "Then do you mind if I...?" [16:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Please, help yourself. [16:51] * Jonah proceeds to enjoy her first meal in Mazeworld: A simple sandwich [16:52] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d15 Nutrition [16:52] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 2 [16:52] <&Hebizuka> *It's stale and tasteless. That crate was there since a while. You're still hungry!* [16:54] * Jonah ends up drinking the coffee as well, trying to wash the sandwich's blandness away. [16:54] <&Hebizuka> *Drink how much? (max 2 portions)* [16:54] <Jonah> *Just the one. Gotta save some for Carolyn.* [16:54] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d11 Nutrition [16:54] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 11 [16:55] <&Hebizuka> *Holy shit, this is some delicious coffee. You feel stronger and a lot more alert as well.* [16:56] <Jonah> Coffee~ [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn takes the thermos as well and drinks the rest.* [16:56] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d11 Nutrition [16:56] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 5 [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Just what I needed! [16:56] <Jonah> Alrighty, let's take the bandages and the tablet, and get out of here. [16:56] <&Hebizuka> *Both of you are more alert and aware of your surroundings than ever. [16:57] <Jonah> ...Unless you want to try to drag a bear corpse with us. [16:57] <&Hebizuka> *Take all by yourself?* [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'm not THAT strong. [16:57] <Jonah> Hehe. Uhm - how much can you carry, Carolyn? [16:58] <Jonah> I already have a lot of medical supplies, so maybe you should take these instead. [16:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Nothing at all, I'm afraid. All I have is that mag carrier on my leg. Not exactly great backpack. Ain't you got some space left in your vest? [17:01] <Jonah> Yeah, I do. But I was hoping. [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> *She shrugs.* [17:01] * Jonah unzips and pockets the medical supplies into her vest. [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Sorry, hun. I need a bag too. [17:02] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Tacvest/Main inv) 0.9/5 [17:02] <Jonah> We'll get you one soon. I hope. [17:02] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:02] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 932 - Front door: 748 - Right door: 5569 - Roomstyle: 165 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:02] <Jonah> Front door it is. [17:03] <&Hebizuka> [26] *Another pitch black room. You can't see a darn thing in here. (Environmental blindness: Fixed FT 10)* [17:04] <Jonah> Okay, this is dumb. So dumb. [17:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I wonder where we are venturing. There are abandoned sectors that don't even have power... [17:04] * Jonah starts digging through her backpack, trying to find /something/ that'll help them with these lights. [17:05] <Jonah> I think we're in SEctor... 7, it said? [17:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I don't even know. [17:05] <Jonah> No glowing mushrooms, but - okay, we /do/ have a flashlight. [17:05] <&Hebizuka> *Your P90 has a flashlight, which your hand briefly goes over while searching.* [17:06] * Jonah pulls out the P90 from its... holster? Sling? Everything about the weapon is weird as hell - and flips the light on. [17:07] <&Hebizuka> (Sling) [17:07] <Jonah> Does Mazeworld have a map? Because maps are great. [17:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Doubt it'd be any use to you. [17:08] <&Hebizuka> [Accessory] P90; Inforce APL flashlight is now ON. Will consume battery every turn until it's turned off. [17:08] <&Hebizuka> *You aim the weapon - and the flashlight - in front of you. You see a mushroom and a supply crate!* [17:10] <Jonah> Carolyn, do you mind grabbing the mushroom for me? I'm gonna check the crate out. [17:10] <Jonah> *Hooray Delegation!* [17:10] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Yellow, Odorless - weight 0.1 [17:11] <&Hebizuka> *A WPN-3 crate. Open?* [17:12] <Jonah> Yes yes yse [17:12] <&Hebizuka> =WPN-3 crate= [17:12] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Remington 870 Marine Magnum shotgun | 12 gauge - Pump-action | No accessory | Internal tube, 7 rounds, +1 | Weight: 22 - [6+1/7, 7x Buck] - Cond: Perfect / Clns: Perfect [17:12] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 80 rounds - weight 4 [17:12] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M84 Flashbang grenade. FT+4 for two turns. CRITFAIL affects user, FAIL nulls effect, CRITWIN stuns target 1 turn. Weight: 1/item [17:12] <Jonah> /Weapons./ [17:12] <&Hebizuka> *A shotgun that appears to be the same as yours, a lot of ammunition for it... and a flashbang grenade.* [17:13] <Jonah> It looks a lot nicer, though... [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *This 870 is in perfect condition indeed.* [17:13] * Jonah checks the newly-found shotgun. Is it loaded? [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Heh, pretty neat. [17:14] <&Hebizuka> *It is. Six plus one shells inside.* [17:16] * Jonah proceeds to pump out all the shells from her shotgun, collecting the three leftover shells before grabbing the better, shinier shotgun. As well as the ammo and the flashbang. [17:17] <&Hebizuka> *Swapped C1 weapons.* [17:17] <&Hebizuka> *Equipped C4 weapon. (1/4 slots)* [17:18] <Jonah> And let's put the 80 rounds in my vest, and the three in my backpack. [17:18] <&Hebizuka> *Placed 82 12 gauge buckshot shells inside Tacvest/Main inv. Total weight of 82 shells: 4.1 units.* [17:18] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Tacvest/Main inv) 5/5 [17:18] <&Hebizuka> *One shell of 12 gauge buckshot is remaining.* [17:19] <&Hebizuka> *And whatever you do, it just won't get inside your vest's inside pockets.* [17:19] <Jonah> Backpack it is. [17:19] <Jonah> And - wow. I don't need to be stingy with ammo at /all/ now. [17:19] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 59.31/60 [17:19] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge buckshot shells: 82 carried in vest, 36 carried in backpack.* [17:20] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn throws the mushroom away.* [17:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Am not too fond of those things to be honest. [17:20] <Jonah> You don't think the mushroom would fit in my pack? [17:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] That's not it, I don't trust mushrooms very much, heh. [17:21] <Jonah> Really? They have a lot of uses. I know the spores of one mushroom is great for taking care of wound infection. [17:21] <Jonah> Peni...something. [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] *Headtilt* [17:21] * Jonah scoops up the mushroom and tosses it into her backpack. It's a tight fit, but... [17:22] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 59.41/60 [17:23] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:23] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1481 - Front door: 5290 - Right door: 2744 - Roomstyle: 392 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [17:23] <Jonah> Front door. Let's get out of here. [17:24] * Jonah shuts off her flashlight as soon as she can. The ammo was nice, but they might have eaten up too much battery power... [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *P90//Inforce APL: OFF. Will be turned off when you reach the next room.* [17:25] <&Hebizuka> [27] *A messy bedroom. The furniture has been sacked, torn, ripped and destroyed. There was a radio, but now it's shot out, broken pieces of a radio. The television looks like it's been shot up as well. What a mess indeed... About the only thing left is a drink on the damaged desk.* [17:27] <Jonah> ...Well, I /was/ gonna suggest getting some shut eye, but. [17:27] <Jonah> *Do I know how much power my P90 Flashlight has? And how am I doing, pain wise?* [17:28] <&Hebizuka> *Inforce APL battery: 85.6%* [17:28] <&Hebizuka> *Current Pain level: 32%* [17:28] <&Hebizuka> *You still feel that paw strike, but you can manage.* [17:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hmm. Looks like whoever owned that bedroom has had a visit from persuaders. [17:29] <Jonah> Let's get out before they come back. [17:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I hear about it happening all the time on the news. They're saying crime is on the rise. [17:29] <Jonah> ...Is it? Do you know why? [17:30] <Jonah> New leaders, environmental disaster...? [17:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] They didn't offer an explanation on the news. Just suggested that criminal groups are getting better organized. [17:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] All that mafia shit is scary. [17:31] <Jonah> Hmm... that's weird. In my experience, organized groups keep crime on the low side. [17:31] <Jonah> They take care of the peskier people, and in return society looks the other way. [17:31] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:31] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1197 - Front door: 6889 - Right door: 7001 - Roomstyle: 522 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [17:33] <Jonah> Front door. [17:34] <&Hebizuka> [28] *A grassy, featureless room. Of all the things that could be on your path, a dragon is what you see in this room. You also see an accessory in the back of the room, but, well. It's on the dragon's side.* [17:35] <Jonah> Oh god. No, no, no no no no no. [17:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Well, shit. [17:35] <&Hebizuka> *This one is NOT asleep. What will you do?* [17:35] * Jonah whimpers as she flash backs to the worst day of her life - Auntie Helel breathing fire on all of her toys. [17:36] <Jonah> That's. Uhm. Are your dragons sentient and willing to negotiate? [17:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] No, they're violent creatures who would much prefer kill and eat you without having a debate about it. [17:36] <Jonah> That's just /peachy./ [17:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ain't it? But I'm not afraid. I'll kill the bastard and you will too! [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] We just gotta shoot more. [17:37] * Jonah tries to make out the color of the dragon from the other side of the room. Is it one of those black, rapist dragons? [17:38] <Jonah> ...Carolyn, I know that gun is awesome, but dragons have /scales./ I don't think those hollow-points will cut it. [17:38] <Jonah> Cowardice is the better - wait, I've been saying it wrong. [17:38] <Jonah> /Discretion/ is the better part of valor. Let's just try and get out of here. [17:38] <&Hebizuka> *This is a regular dragon. It is obviously an adult, fully developed wings and all, but judging by the green hue of its scales, it has not developed any elemental abilities.* [17:38] <&Hebizuka> *It remains a tough, fierce creature just by looking at it.* [17:40] <Jonah> *Brave Sir Jonah Bravely Ran Away. Let's Flee!* [17:40] <&Hebizuka> *You must roll to attempt to escape unnoticed.* [17:40] <&Hebizuka> *One 2d6. Fixed FT 6.* [17:41] <Jonah> @roll 1#2d6 [17:41] <MazeBot> Jonah: 9 [17:41] <Jonah> OH THANK GODS. [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *You make it to the doors. But Carolyn has to roll as well.* [17:41] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 Ally escape [17:41] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Ally escape: 10 [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *She makes it. Faster than you, even.* [17:41] <Jonah> OH THANK DOUBLE GODS. [17:42] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll the next doors. The dragon somehow did not manage to see you. Dumb fuck.* [17:42] <Jonah> Xwanwu preserves us~ [17:42] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [17:42] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6689 - Front door: 4496 - Right door: 5931 - Roomstyle: 17 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:42] <Jonah> Front door, go go go. [17:43] <&Hebizuka> *Your vision returns to normal, losing its sharpness.* [17:47] <&Hebizuka> [29] *Another corridor (!mrooms5). A DF Lieutenant comes out of one of the doors, walking and minding their own business. They carry an uncanny submachine gun as main weapon.* [17:50] <Jonah> *That... that's bad news. * [17:51] * Jonah tries to get a better look discretely, examining him from the corner of her eyes. [17:52] <&Hebizuka> *An old, australoid futanari (this makes it a "her"!). She is short, a little chubby, has short dyed-orange hair, gray eyes, and a nasty burn mark on one of her cheeks, which distorts her face.* [17:53] <Jonah> Right, not worth the trouble. She's a /survivor./ [17:53] <Jonah> !mrooms5 [17:53] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Door A: 3610 - Door B: 655 - Door C: 6178 - Door D: 6561 - Door E: 7248 - Roomstyle: 381 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:53] <Jonah> Let's go through the middlest door this time. [17:54] <&Hebizuka> *The DF Lieutenant sees you and Carolyn, but doesn't care much about you and continues on her way.* [17:54] <Jonah> *by which I mean Door C.* [17:54] <&Hebizuka> *The middlest door is the front door, on the other end of the corridor. Which you head to. Onwards!* [18:12] <&Hebizuka> [30] *A regular, featureless room. You notice an abandoned weapon. The mother of all coincidences wants it to be a familiar weapon indeed.* [18:14] <Jonah> ...Am I blind or is that another Reimington. [18:14] * Jonah steps closer for a better look. [18:15] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M16A1 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | Bipod | STANAG 60-round casket mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [59+1/60 FMJ] - Cond: Excellent / Clns: Clean [18:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] WHO is buying all of those M16s then throwing them all away? Geez! [18:18] <Jonah> Maybe a crazy philanthropist? [18:18] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn grumbles and removes the bipod from the new rifle, attaching it to her Malika.* [18:18] <Jonah> Looks like all we can take is the bip - h [18:18] <Jonah> Oh. [18:18] <Jonah> Beating me to it, then. [18:18] <&Hebizuka> *She also removes the magazine, then ejects the round loaded, then re-inserts it in the mag so that it's at full, sixty out of sixty rounds again.* [18:19] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: STANAG 60-round casket magazine. Size tier: V.Large ; Weight: 2+0.6 (2.6) - [60/60, 60x FMJ] [18:19] * Jonah pats her vest as she watches the shrine maiden methodically strip the gun. [18:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Yknow, this is when I really wish I had a bag. [18:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Shit's huge. [18:19] <Jonah> Don't think I can carry that in the bag, but... [18:19] <Jonah> Well, let's make some room. [18:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] What are you gonna do? [18:20] * Jonah silently weeps, deep down inside, as she throws away her last pair of spare wooden chopstics. [18:21] <Jonah> There, that should do it. The rifle magazine should fit now... [18:21] <&Hebizuka> *It appears they have already been all thrown away, except for the chopsticks you have -equipped-, which isn't part of the backpack inventory.* [18:21] <Jonah> ...Or not. Give me a moment. [18:22] <Jonah> Actually... [18:22] * Jonah pulls out the ACS Hezi SM-1 assault rifle. It's still terribly dinged up, but it still seems to be in working condition. [18:23] <Jonah> I'm already carrying the P90, but do you think you have room for this one, Carolyn? [18:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Wow, just how much stuff do you have in that thing? [18:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Huh yeah sure, I can take it... I just hope I won't need it... *She grimaces at the pitiful state of the weapon.* [18:23] <Jonah> I, uh. I also have a machine gun in there. [18:24] <Jonah> Mmm. Better safe than sorry. But if you'd like, you could have the P90 instead? [18:24] <Jonah> I don't terribly mind. I just want to sell this stuff as soon as I can. I need more cash after the, uhm... donation thing. [18:25] <Jonah> I mean, I don't /regret/ it or anything! [18:25] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn has equipped a C2 weapon.* [18:25] <&Hebizuka> *You now have enough space to keep the casket mag. Take it?* [18:25] <Jonah> Just - well, you said I should start looking after myself too, and we need money for that and I'm babbling aren't I. [18:25] <Jonah> *Yes please.* [18:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Tsk, tsk. You're thinking too much. [18:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] We just killed grizzly bears and escaped a dragon. We ain't doing so bad! [18:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 57.01/60 [18:27] <&Hebizuka> *Move on?* [18:28] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [18:28] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1469 - Front door: 2374 - Right door: 3599 - Roomstyle: 106 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [18:28] <Jonah> If... if you say so, Carolyn. Front door. [18:30] <&Hebizuka> *The effects of coffee have ended. Your strength and alertness fall back to normal.* [18:31] <&Hebizuka> [31] *A regular, featureless room. There's some clothing abandoned in the corner, but outside of that, not much else.* [18:31] <Jonah> Ooooh, clothing. A girl's best friend! [18:32] * Jonah sidles up to it to check it out. No rags, no rags... [18:33] <&Hebizuka> *It's probably going to be disappointing.* [18:33] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Bottom piece of bikini (Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 1 - [Dmg: 3.20/4] [18:33] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn bursts into giggling.* [18:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh yeah, that's some REAL ADVANCED armor! Ahahaha! [18:35] <Jonah> That's... [18:36] * Jonah bites her lip as she spins the thin cloth around her fingers. [18:36] <Jonah> ...do you think this would look good on me? [18:36] <&Hebizuka> *The piece of bikini has a bright, ice blue color.* [18:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ho boy, don't ask me that. That would depend on your gender! [18:37] <Jonah> Uhm... I'm a girl? [18:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I guessed. But are you female or futa? [18:39] * Jonah tries to ignore the twinge in her crotch as she examines the bikini. [18:39] <Jonah> I'm a... it's complicated. [18:39] <&Hebizuka> *It's a little skimpy.* [18:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh, all right then, miss secrets. I don't mind, yknow. It's not like I'll jump you if you tell me. [18:40] * Jonah sighs, shoving it into her backpack like everything else. [18:40] <Jonah> Not what I meant. It really /is/ complicated! [18:41] <Jonah> Let's just... go, I guess. And figure out a way to explain. [18:41] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 58.01/60 [18:41] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [18:41] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5928 - Front door: 5853 - Right door: 5134 - Roomstyle: 328 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [18:41] <Jonah> Front door it is. [18:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Pft. I'm a shrine maiden, not a rapist! [18:42] <Jonah> Those aren't mutually exclusive, you know! [18:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Rare are the mikos that end up corrupted. They also end up killed. [18:42] <Jonah> ...Killed? By what, religious zealots? [18:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Plenty of things can get you killed when you're not acting the way you should! [18:45] <&Hebizuka> [32] *A classroom. You notice a scientist and a single student; apparently doing overtime classes, or private lessons. The student has a weapon slung on their back, which appears to be some kind of spear. There is a model skeleton in the corner of the room, which seems to be wearing armor for some reason!* [18:46] <Jonah> Oooh. This is nice. [18:47] * Jonah examines the armor on the skeleton, while keeping her ears perked for what the two civilians are going over. Science is fun! [18:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Sci] ...and as you can notice, velocity times weight equals energy. The faster and the heavier a projectile, the more potentially damaging. [18:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Sci] This is why Oscar *he points at the skeleton* here is wearing armor, so as to not end up in a complete fucking disaster if he is shot! [18:48] <~SU_Tempest> *The scientist seems to be charismatic and easy-going, not afraid to be a bit more familiar. The student chuckles, then continues taking notes.* [18:48] <&Hebizuka> *Continue listening?* [18:48] <Jonah> *Sure. I need a sit down from that bear attack, and we could use a break.* [18:48] <Jonah> Uhm... do you two terribly mind if we watch? [18:49] <~SU_Tempest> *The scientist notices you, and in turn so does the student who turns around to see the two of you.* [18:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Sci] No, please feel free to stay. [18:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Student] Seriously though, is this real body armor? [18:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Sci] I picked it up the other day somewhere in a dumpster, I figured it must be defective or damaged. But it looks like real body armor, yeah. Thought it'd be good since we study personal defense tactics this month. [18:50] <~SU_Tempest> *The student nods.* [18:50] <&Hebizuka> *If you want to interrupt or intervene, do so at any moment.* [18:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Student] What kind is it? I've never seen anything like that. [18:51] * Jonah takes a look at the quality of the 'body armor' as the two talk. She was expecting, like, suits of armor, not... - oh, they're explaining. [18:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Sci] To be honest, I don't know. It says "PCV". There's a lot of traces of use. Here, come closer. You can see bullet holes and other forms of abuse. [18:52] <&Hebizuka> *The student stands up and comes observe closer.* [18:52] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn is deep in thought, pondering silently with a hand over her chin.* [18:54] * Jonah leans over to whisper to the shrine maiden. You know, you could put my armor on, and then we could ask for theirs. [18:54] <Jonah> ""* [18:54] <Jonah> I don't feel... comfortable, without /something/ protecting you. [18:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] *whisper* I'm more concerned about what he said. "PCV"... I heard that somewhere before but I can't recall where. [18:56] <Jonah> There's penicillin V, but that wouldn't be written on armor... [18:57] * Jonah sighs, and raises her hand. "Uhm, sirs?" [18:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Sci] What is it? [18:57] <Jonah> Would you like me to try it on? I know a little something about armor - nothing detailed, but I could tell you what it's like to move in it, how good it would be in a fight. [18:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] *whisper* Don't tell me you plan to steal it. [18:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Sci] Hm... Sure, why not? But why not let your friend wear it instead since you already wear armor? [18:59] <Jonah> *whisper* ...Maaaaybe. [19:00] <Jonah> Well, she's just a shrine maiden. I don't think she's worn armor in her entire life. [19:00] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn hears the scientist's proposition, and then your reply to her question. She winks at you then smiles.* [19:00] <Jonah> But if you're worried, sure. She can tell us how it weighs and moves. [19:01] <Jonah> Maybe that's a better idea. I'm used to carrying bulk - if a shrine maiden can walk around in it, that would be a better sign of how usable it is. [19:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Screw you, the shrine maiden knows how to put armor on just fine. I still remember high school, fuck's sake. *She winks again, signaling to you that she is joking. She then reaches for the model skeleton, undoing the armor it was wearing, then starting to put it on herself.* [19:02] <~SU_Tempest> *The scientist and student seem embarrassed at the argument they're witnessing.* [19:02] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn is now wearing a Powered Combat Vest in sorry condition, though still functional.* [19:02] * Jonah plays along, doing her best to act cock-sure and arrogant. "Well, you're a shrine maiden for a /reason/ aren't you~? Only one of us is a trained combatant here. " [19:02] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Powered Combat Vest (Upper body) - AC HEV - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF, Explosion-resistant - Weight: 14 - [Dmg: 1.53/4] [19:03] * Jonah winks back, counting down to three seconds with her off hand and tossing her a wink back. [19:03] <Jonah> *Getting ready to run!* [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Are you seriously suggesting I can't hold my own in a fight? Why you little. [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> *She throws a pretend punch at your face, which lands, but doesn't hurt - she pulled back.* [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn then prepares to run the hell away, expecting you to "chase" her.* [19:04] <Jonah> I am seriously suggesting you can't hold your own in a f- wah! [19:05] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn runs away!* [19:05] * Jonah throws herself down onto the ground, trusting her armor to take the brunt of the landing. [19:05] <Jonah> HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH! [19:05] <~SU_Tempest> *You take no damage.* [19:05] * Jonah chases after her, screaming obscenities to the high heavens! [19:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Sci] Hey? HEY! THE PCV! GIVE US OUR ARMOR BACK! [19:06] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll the next doors, and escape.* [19:06] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [19:06] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2255 - Front door: 2722 - Right door: 1904 - Roomstyle: 475 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [19:06] <Jonah> *Front door front door front door!* [19:08] <&Hebizuka> [33] *You make it inside a dojo. It is unoccupied, however. In fact, you don't see anyone or anything at all in the room, except for a bunch of posters related to martial arts, someone's portrait, and a rules poster.* [19:08] <&Hebizuka> *You have committed theft.* [19:08] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn bursts in laughter.* [19:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ahahaha, gosh darn, this is the best thing I've ever done in a while! [19:09] * Jonah laughs alongside her, pressing her palms to her face. "Oh my /god/ how did that work!?" [19:09] <Jonah> It was so /obvious!/ [19:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I can't believe we actually stole that sweet thing. Damn! Look at this! [19:11] <~SU_Tempest> *She poses, showing off the PCV over her chest, then turns around to show the back. You realize it's a very bulky and tough-looking piece of ballistic body armor.* [19:11] * Jonah raps her knuckles against it, the metallic clank-clank echoing around the room. "I think this is tougher than my full plate!" [19:11] <~SU_Tempest> *In fact, when you rap your knuckles against it, it makes more of a "tap, tap" sound.* [19:11] <Jonah> Yeah, you're definitely keeping this. The gods /demand/ your safety. [19:12] <~SU_Tempest> *The outside isn't metallic, but you can definitely guess advanced plating underneath the outside layer.* [19:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hey, did we just actually commit a crime? Holy shit, this is -exciting-. [19:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I can't believe they fell for it, though! Ahaha... Whew! [19:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn seems -thrilled-! Her morale shot way high!* [19:13] <Jonah> Still, Carolyn, we need to be careful~ [19:14] <Jonah> It's a slippery slope from theft... [19:14] * Jonah gives her a quick peck on the cheek, pulling back with a teasing wink. [19:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ah, heh. Yea, yea. Don't worry, you won't see me do crazy stuff... Too often. [19:14] <Jonah> To ~naughtier things~ [19:14] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [19:14] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3830 - Front door: 5996 - Right door: 2593 - Roomstyle: 421 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [19:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] An- -Hey!- I'm a shrine maiden! I may just have stolen advanced body armor from a scientist, I still am proud of my ~virginity~, thank you very much. [19:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] *cough* Even if I am 33 years old and pushing 105 kilograms. [19:15] <Jonah> Ahehehe. 30 years of life just makes you look mature. And you're not overweight, you're /curvy./ [19:15] <Jonah> Trust me, if you weren't a shrine maiden you'd have suitors. [19:15] <Jonah> Ready to go through the front door? [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Stop being so kind. I'm fat, period. But I'm not making a fuss about it either. I've got the loooove handles, baby! *Gestures, imitating a funk crooner, before laughing some more.* [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> *She follows, still laughing!* [19:17] * Jonah hooks her arm around the shrine maiden's, joining her in giggles all the way. [19:17] <&Hebizuka> [34] *A regular, featureless room. Only one door ahead. (!mrooms1). You spot food on the ground.* [19:19] <Jonah> Hmmmm~ Maybe I should join you in the love handles department! [19:19] * Jonah walks over to pick up the food! [19:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Please, you look stunning, hun. Don't ruin it! [19:20] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Bag of potato chips. 1d35 [19:20] <Jonah> How could you /possibly/ tell that!? I'm wearing a knight helmet and full plate! [19:21] * Jonah sighs in relief as she checks the bag. No need to worry about poison, then! [19:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] And? Don't make no difference to me. You're stunning, final answer. [19:21] <Jonah> Ohh, alright, alright. But I'm still eating these chips! [19:21] <Jonah> I am /famished/ and in dire need of junk food. [19:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] We're out adventuring anyway, so go ahead. [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *Eat chips?* [19:22] <Jonah> *rip, tear, munch munch munch* [19:22] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d35 Nutrition [19:22] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 25 [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *Salty, greasy, filling, satisfying.* [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *This should be a song.* [19:22] <Jonah> Mmmmmm~ [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *This calmed down your hunger for a fair bit. You shouldn't need food until a moment.* [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Got your fill, paladin lady? [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> *She pats your back, all smiles.* [19:23] <Jonah> Absolutely, shrine maiden lady~ [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Aight then, let's get cracking. [19:24] * Jonah turns around to pull her into a full bodied hug. The clunky armor really gets in the way, but the warmth still shines through! Hopefully. [19:24] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [19:24] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 6411 - Roomstyle: 237 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [19:24] <~SU_Tempest> *It does.* [19:24] <Jonah> To the door! [19:25] <&Hebizuka> [35] *A circular room with no doors. You see a teleporting keypad in the center of the room. It asks for a room number.* [19:26] <Jonah> Uhm... /Hmmmm./ [19:26] <Jonah> You got any Room numbers in mind? Because I don't. [19:27] <Jonah> We could always go back to the shrine, if you want to check up on anything. [19:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Nah, I'm not gonna go home now. [19:29] <Jonah> Mmmmm... then let's just mash buttons. [19:29] <Jonah> 9999 it is. [19:29] <&Hebizuka> [Telepad] Number invalid; too high. [19:29] <Jonah> ...0000? [19:29] <&Hebizuka> [Telepad] Confirm your choice? [19:29] <Jonah> Confirmed. [19:30] <&Hebizuka> *You and Carolyn teleport into nothingness.* [19:30] <&Hebizuka> *You disappeared in the void.* [19:30] <&Hebizuka> *...Did you?* [19:30] <&Hebizuka> *Not really. The telepad spits you back.* [19:30] <Jonah> *oh god we're dead.* [19:30] <Jonah> *Oh okay.* [19:30] <Jonah> Guhhhhhhh. [19:30] <&Hebizuka> [Telepad] "Room 0 not found. Void incompatible." [19:31] <Jonah> Man, this is so... finnicky. [19:32] <Jonah> Nothing like /magical/ teleportation. [19:32] <Jonah> Room 2345 then. [19:33] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d6 [19:33] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2 [19:33] <&Hebizuka> *You are successfully teleported.* [19:33] <Jonah> *SERFSGRGHGBVDBlaaaaaagh* [19:34] <&Hebizuka> *You reappear in a mess hall. There is absolutely nobody around once again. You spot an accessory on the floor...* [19:34] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 48th (Mission).* [19:35] <Jonah> And more weapon stuff! [19:36] <Jonah> Things are looking up~ [19:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: 9x18mm Makarov [19:38] <Jonah> Let's pop it in the backpack, and be on our way~ [19:39] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 59.01/60 [19:40] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [19:40] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3971 - Front door: 5270 - Right door: 55 - Roomstyle: 526 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [19:40] <Jonah> Hmmm... let's go right this time. [19:40] <Jonah> I got a good feeling! [19:42] <&Hebizuka> [36] *A regular, featureless room. A creature is lurking here... it appears to be a mini tentacle monster. This one is blue. You also notice clothing, but it's on the other side of the room.* [19:43] <Jonah> Uh. [19:43] <Jonah> Uh.... [19:44] <Jonah> Let's not gamble our virginities. [19:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Kill the fucker. [19:44] <Jonah> That's - are you sure? If we mess up... [19:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Kill it, cause it will mess US up. [19:46] <Jonah> @cover [19:46] <MazeBot> A wooden barrel. (Health: 16, LDV modifier: -1. AC Eqv: Hardskin. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x1) [19:46] <Jonah> Lets get started, then. [19:46] <Jonah> @roll 1#2d6 [19:46] <MazeBot> Jonah: 6 [19:46] <Jonah> *Uh oh* [19:47] <&Hebizuka> *You take cover, but are too slow to act this turn. The mini-tentacle sensed your presence!* [19:47] <&Hebizuka> *As such, it is his turn. The piece of cover won't be much help.* [19:48] <Jonah> (What about Carolyn?) [19:48] <Jonah> (Does he automatically sense her presence, since I failed?) [19:49] <&Hebizuka> (Carolyn followed you behind cover and is also concerned by the "you") [19:50] <Jonah> (Ahhhh.) [19:50] <&Hebizuka> *The mini-tenta will attempt latching itself onto Carolyn!* [19:50] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [19:50] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [19:50] <&Hebizuka> *It flies above Carolyn's head, and fails to even touch her. The thing is now on your side, though.* [19:51] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [19:51] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What is your next move?* [19:52] <Jonah> *Body shot, Remington, 4 shots* [19:53] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn pulls her Glock out and fires four shots at the mini-tenta's core.* [19:54] <&Hebizuka> *The mini-tenta attempts latching itself on you!* [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Carolyn, Tenta, You.* [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn's turn...* [19:55] <&Hebizuka> @roll 4#2d6 [19:55] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7;7;5;8 [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit* [19:56] <&Hebizuka> *The tentacular creature seems severely shaken up from receiving 9mm FMJ three times in its... main body? core? You're not sure how to call it.* [19:57] <&Hebizuka> *It survived, however.* [19:57] <&Hebizuka> *Mini-tenta's turn...* [19:57] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [19:57] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *It jumps in a parabolic motion, but fails entirely to even touch you either, landing behind you.* [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll.* [19:58] <Jonah> @roll 4#2d6 [19:58] <MazeBot> Jonah: 8;3;9;9 [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Hit (5 pel), Hit (1 pel), Hit (5 pel), Hit (5 pel)* [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 4/4 hits, total pellets that hit 16* [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *The tentacle creature is riddled full of lead. In fact, it's so brutal the creature has been blown open into bloody gibs, leaving nothing but severed tentacles and chunks of flesh.* [20:01] <&Hebizuka> Jonah [870MM] Mini-tentacle monster, blue [B] [20:01] <Jonah> /Fuck/ Tentacle Monsters. [20:01] <&Hebizuka> *Your helmet, your face, your shotgun, and a good part of your body armor and your legs are covered in blood.* [20:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Atta girl. Good thing he didn't touch me, I'd have screamed. [20:03] <Jonah> And you're not screaming at me dripping in guts? [20:03] <Jonah> ...Blugh, I think some got into my mouth. [20:04] * Jonah has to lift her visor to spit out all the gunk, but there's still some covering her eyelids and nose. [20:04] <Jonah> Blegh. It's... bloody. [20:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I honestly have seen worse. [20:04] <Jonah> ...Mazeworld is a /hellhole/ and I'll be glad to leave this place. [20:05] <Jonah> Let's check the clothing and get out. [20:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You should've seen that one time, a human dude who came to me with six huge holes in his chest, I could almost see through one of them, he asked me to help him before he fell. He bled like a faucet for a full three minutes, that was pretty ugly. [20:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I had to spend three days cleaning the floor. [20:06] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Regular shoes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Dmg: 3.31/4] [20:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hey Jonah, you ain't out yet. It's still where I was born. Sure it gets ugly sometimes. Often, even, and for people like us who decided to go adventuring instead of sticking to a day job, it's gonna get bloodier. But you get used to it. [20:07] <Jonah> Oh, I don't doubt you. [20:07] <Jonah> Paladin, remember? Things get rough when you fight and kill. [20:07] <Jonah> Just... Mazeworld's more... senseless, I guess, then what I'm used to. [20:07] * Jonah gestures to the shoes with her thumb. "Want 'em? I already got shoes on." [20:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Nah thanks. [20:08] <Jonah> I mean, geta are nice, but it's hard to go adventuring in them. [20:08] <Jonah> Well, if you're sure. [20:08] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [20:08] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5650 - Front door: 6878 - Right door: 6090 - Roomstyle: 504 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [20:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'm doing fine so far. [20:09] <Jonah> Okay. Let's get away from that mess. [20:09] <Jonah> Front door. [20:10] <&Hebizuka> [37] *A regular, featureless room again. You spot an accessory on the floor, and not much else.* [20:10] <Jonah> What do we have here? [20:11] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Rail adapter: A92 - Compatible with: Beretta 92FS, Beretta M9. Adds 1 light mount to the equipped weapon (X300U, APL and SCV4). [20:12] <Jonah> ...Damn, I can't carry any more. [20:12] <Jonah> We need bigger packs. [20:12] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [20:12] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6072 - Front door: 3935 - Right door: 3134 - Roomstyle: 71 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [20:12] <Jonah> Let's just go through the front door. [22:17] <&Hebizuka> [38] *A bedroom; not a trashed one, this time. The TV (@whatsonTV) and radio (@radio) are functional. Furniture is minimalistic; shelves, a desk, a bed, a table, three chairs, but all in good condition. You spot a shiny item half-buried in the pillows...* [22:18] <Jonah> @whatsonTV [22:18] <MazeBot> [Thriller] K3ypads [22:18] <Jonah> @radio [22:18] <MazeBot> [Drum'n'Bass/Breakbeat] FM-2000 with DJ Kaotech - http://bit.ly/HzgB8R [22:19] <Jonah> Fancy a nap, Carolyn? [22:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Nah, I'm good. [22:19] * Jonah pats the bed for emphasis as she digs through the pillows for that shiny item! [22:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You tired already? [22:19] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Unknown - Weight 0.1 [22:19] <Jonah> Maaaaybe a litt- oooh, come to mama. [22:20] * Jonah slips the red gem into her backpack, with the rest of her valuables. [22:20] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [22:20] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 841 - Front door: 6081 - Right door: 5403 - Roomstyle: 192 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [22:20] <Jonah> Front door it is. [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 59.11/60 [22:25] <&Hebizuka>[39] *A TV room. You can, of course, check @whatsonTV. A butler can be seen sweeping the floor behind the couch. You also notice food on the low table between the couch and the TV.* [22:26] <Jonah> @whatsonTV [22:26] <MazeBot> [Award show] Maze Butler Contest (MBC) [22:26] <Jonah> Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. [22:26] <~SU_Tempest> *The butler is watching all while sweeping.* [22:29] <Jonah> Uhm, Good evening, sir. Is the food on the table leftovers? [22:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Butler] Yes, yes, you can take it. I don't like that stuff. Oh, oh, Morris is up next... He's going to win the good manners contest, I'm sure of it [22:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Trash TV... [22:30] <Jonah> What do you like to watch, Carolyn? [22:30] * Jonah glances at the food on the table, hoping to find something edible. [22:30] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Pomegranate. 1d7 [22:30] <Jonah> Can't afford to be picky... about entertainment /or/ nourishment. [22:31] <Jonah> Mmmm. If I eat the seeds will I be stuck here? [22:31] * Jonah grabs the delicious fruit and offers it to Carolyn. [22:31] <Jonah> I know enough to know fruit must be kinda expensive. Want it? [22:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Sure. Fruit is cheap here though. [22:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] We need to get to a deli and hope he has a good selection. [22:32] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d7 Nutrition ally [22:32] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition ally: 5 [22:32] <&Hebizuka> *The shrine maiden ate the pomegranate quickly. It seemed delicious.* [22:33] <Jonah> /Really?/ Because you guys live in a realm that is /hilariously/ claustrophobic. I would have thought fresh fruit would have been, like. [22:33] <Jonah> A luxury. [22:33] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [22:33] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5311 - Front door: 1872 - Right door: 7205 - Roomstyle: 223 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [22:33] <Jonah> Front door again~ [22:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh no. Supplies are plentiful. The problem is defending them. [22:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] That is also why -guns- are plentiful. [22:37] <&Hebizuka> [40] *A warehouse room. You notice a lot of containers of all sizes and kinds, most of which are empty, or full of dust. Except for one, which holds an undelivered shipment of accessories, free for the taking. You also see a shiny object.* [22:39] <Jonah> Carolyn, nab the shiny thing for me? I'm gonna check out these ~accessories~ [22:39] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold lighter - Value 100-450 P$ (1d351 +99) - Weight: 0.1 [22:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You might want to keep that. [22:40] <Jonah> Heck yeah I will. Never know when you need a lighter. [22:40] <&Hebizuka> *Unfortunately it's out of fuel. That said, it's still made out of solid gold.* [22:40] <Jonah> Awww. Oh well, let's just reload by shotgun back to full to make room... [22:41] <&Hebizuka> *You have enough space to carry it.* [22:41] * Jonah pulls out three shells from her vest, feeding them one at a time to make sure her Remington is fully loaded. [22:41] <Jonah> Then just slip it into my vest, and... done. [22:42] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Remington 870MM: +3 Buck [5+1/7, 6x Buck] [22:42] <Jonah> Ohh, wait. I can fill in one more, can't I. [22:42] <Jonah> *boop* There we go, /now/ we're rolling. [22:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] How many in the tube? [22:43] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Remington 870MM: +1 Buck [6+1/7, 7x Buck] [22:44] <Jonah> I fired four shots, reloaded four shells - so it /should/ be filled, 6 in the tube and one ready to fire. [22:45] <Jonah> Okay, so. Accessories. Let's check 'em out! [22:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You should try putting one more in. [22:45] <Jonah> Uhm... okay, like this? [22:46] * Jonah tries slipping another shell into her Remington. "Man, guns are so complicated. Bows and swords are so much easier to deal with." [22:46] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Remington 870MM: +1 Buck [7+1/7, 7x Buck] [22:46] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge buckshot : 78 remaining in vest.* [22:46] <Jonah> I mean, at least /muskets/ make sense, they're like miniature cannons... [22:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] It's not so complicated. [22:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] But I'm a terrible teacher. [22:47] <Jonah> It probably isn't, I'm just being a grumpy 2000-year old fogey. [22:47] <Jonah> Talking about the /good old days/ with /swords/ and /non-asshole dragons/ and /ice cream./ [22:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ice cream? We have that. [22:47] <&Hebizuka> =Shipment= [22:47] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: 5.45x39mm [22:47] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Walther PK380 8-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25 - [Empty] [22:47] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: .408 Chey Tac [22:47] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: FN Five-seveN 20-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5 - [Empty] [22:48] <Jonah> Nothing we could use... and I'm getting a bit tired of lugging around all this stuff. [22:49] <Jonah> Let's just head ou - wait you have ice cream? [22:49] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [22:49] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3254 - Front door: 6069 - Right door: 3262 - Roomstyle: 505 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [22:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Of course! [22:49] <Jonah> Are we talking, like /real/ ice cream made out of actual, you know, honest to god ice and cream. [22:49] <Jonah> Or is that frozen yogurt junk? [22:50] * Jonah saunters through the front door, her load just a bit lessened thanks to reloading. [22:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Well, there's a few kinds, and a few flavors, but as far as I recall, it's not frozen yogurt crap. [22:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Yknow, food is actually good. Except military rations. [22:51] <Jonah> Hey, don't diss military rations! CalorieMate is some good stuff. [22:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Who the hell is "Calorie Mate"? [22:53] <Jonah> It's a special type of military ration. And it's /delicious./ [22:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Never heard of. [22:53] <&Hebizuka> [41] *A regular, featureless room. Someone abandoned a weapon on the floor, yet again.* [22:55] <Jonah> Is this another M16. [22:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Not really. [22:56] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - MAC-11 machine pistol | .380 ACP - Semi/Full | No accessory | MAC-11 32-round mag, no +1 | Weight: 3 - [32/32, 32x TPD] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [22:57] <Jonah> Well... [22:58] <Jonah> I mean, weapons are nice. [22:58] <Jonah> Really nice. [22:58] <Jonah> Carolyn, do you think I should toss my grenade launcher ammo to make room for this thing? [22:59] <Jonah> I know nothing about guns except 'grenades are great' and 'tear gas is /technically/ non-lethal,' so I'm not sure if this is worth it. [22:59] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn takes it, and straps it to her other leg.* [22:59] <~SU_Tempest> *She winks at you.* [22:59] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn has equipped a second C3 in her TW slot.* [23:00] <Jonah> ...Alright, that works! [23:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Why be complicated? [23:00] <Jonah> Because I didn't know about the simple solution. [23:00] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [23:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3515 - Front door: 6256 - Right door: 1885 - Roomstyle: 152 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [23:01] <Jonah> ...And my Paladin Senses are telling me we'll need all the guns. [23:01] <Jonah> Let's go through the, uhm. Right door. [23:11] <&Hebizuka> [42] *Another regular, featureless room. Another, yes, another weapon is waiting, lying there, on the floor. And this time it's a ... pretty big gun indeed.* [23:12] <Jonah> ...That thing looks /lewd./ [23:12] <Jonah> Look at how... big, and... cocky it is. [23:13] <Jonah> It's like a /cannon./ [23:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] *Elbows your side.* Lewd. [23:14] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Blaser R93 LRS2 sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - Bolt-action | Scope[Redfield,7x](S) | R93 4-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [3+1/4, 4x Seg] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Grimy [23:14] <Jonah> Oooooh. /Oooooooh./ [23:14] <Jonah> I /want./ I want /bad./ [23:16] <Jonah> That's... ugh. But I like having a machine gun too... [23:16] <Jonah> But this has a /scope/ and and.... this is /hard./ [23:17] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [23:17] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5064 - Front door: 6626 - Right door: 7334 - Roomstyle: 519 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:17] <Jonah> Let's go before I change my mind. Hngggghhhhhhhhh. [23:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Wuss. Sniper rifles are cool! [23:17] <Jonah> Yes, but /bullet storms./ [23:17] <Jonah> Literally /storms of bullets/ here. [23:18] <Jonah> Like - convince me, Carolyn, to take the sniper rifle. [23:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Oh, fine, fine. [23:18] <Jonah> I /want to be convinced./ [23:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Okay. "BOOM, HEADSHOT!" [23:20] <Jonah> That's... Okay, let's take it. [23:20] * Jonah tosses out the bulky machine gun and slips in the sleek and fancy rifle. [23:22] <Jonah> You'll have to teach me how to clean these things, though. [23:26] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn eyeballs the machine gun.* [23:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Heeeey. You should have told me it's a Minimi. [23:27] <Jonah> Is that what it is? [23:27] <Jonah> Like I said, I know /nothing about guns./ [23:27] <Jonah> If the Minimi sounds more fun to you, we can keep it. [23:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Shoots the same round as my Malika. Care to give me help? [23:27] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden opens the Minimi, removes the belt, and starts removing the ammunition from the belt. There's 200 rounds to go through.* [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Once removed from that belt... "De-belted", if you like, this makes 200 perfectly usable rounds of ammo for my Malika. When I get a backpack or something, I'll carry my own stuff, I promise. [23:29] <Jonah> Oh, I didn't realize they used the same ammunition. [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Just gotta make sure the they're not on a belt, cause the Minimi needs belted ammo. [23:30] * Jonah proceeds to work the other side of the belt, slowly taking them out one at a time. "So with 200 loose bullets, we'd have to refill Malika's magazines manually, right?" [23:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You're a fast learner. [23:31] <&Hebizuka> *Swapped FN Minimi for Blaser R93 LRS2 in the backpack. No weight change.* [23:32] <&Hebizuka> *Unloaded the Minimi belt. You obtained the following:* [23:32] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Belted ammunition box, 5.56x45mm NATO, 200 rounds. For use with the FN Minimi. - Weight: 2.5+0 - [0/200] [23:32] <Jonah> It really makes Malika look like a high maintenance girl. [23:33] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.56x45mm NATO, FMJ, 200 rounds - Weight 2 [23:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] If we find more mags, I'll be less worried about ammo. [23:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Got space to carry 200 rounds? [23:34] <Jonah> I think so. They'd be kinda jingling around in my backpack, though. [23:34] <Jonah> Let's just fill 'er up. [23:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] That's all right. [23:34] <Jonah> And... I guess we can leave the belt with the Minimi for the next person. [23:34] <&Hebizuka> *Current backpack/main inv weight: 59.11/60. This is enough space for 89 rounds.* [23:35] <Jonah> ...Want a quick lunch? [23:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] *Chuckle.* Sure. [23:35] <Jonah> Because I can't see anything /else/ we could dump. [23:36] * Jonah sighs in relief as she takes out the two portions of rice, as well as the shrimp. "Might be some bad breath, but who cares, right? Seafood's amazing." [23:36] <Jonah> And, do you care for coffee or alcohol to drink, milady? [23:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Alcohol is ALWAYS a good idea. [23:42] <Jonah> Says the /Shrine maiden./ [23:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hey. I'm a shrine maiden, not a prissy princess. [23:42] * Jonah gently winks at her as she brings out the sake as well. [23:42] <Jonah> Well, good. Because we don't have any cups, so we're gonna be doing that 'indirect kissing' thing. [23:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Pfft. That's childish stuff. We're on the move and bugging out, not having cups is the last of my worries. [23:43] <Jonah> Then here. Milady gets the first sip! [23:44] * Jonah portions out the bag of rice and shrimp, before getting started on her meal~ [23:44] <~SU_Tempest> *She grabs the bottle of sake and gets herself one swig, before handing it back to you.* [23:44] <Jonah> *I really shouldn't... but oh, why not* [23:44] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d6 Ally nutrition [23:44] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Ally nutrition: 2 [23:45] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3d6 Ally inebriation [23:45] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Ally inebriation: 11 [23:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Ahhh, yeah. That's the stuff. [23:45] * Jonah takes a big gulp, letting the acrid stuff burn down her throat. [23:45] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d6 Nutrition [23:45] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 6 [23:46] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3d6 Inebriation [23:46] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Inebriation: 9 [23:46] <&Hebizuka> *You're feeling a mild buzz, but it's petty. [23:47] <Jonah> Ngghhhh. This is actually kinda nice! [23:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Sake is petty stuff. I'm used to stronger things! [23:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] But it tastes great. Not throat-flaming like some other barrel-scrape alcohols. [23:47] <Jonah> ...Well, after we finish this, I /do/ have some brandy too. [23:48] <Jonah> But here. You take the last swig of the sake. [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Whoa, you really want to get me drunk? Haha. [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> *She happily finishes the bottle.* [23:48] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d6 Nutrition ally [23:48] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition ally: 3 [23:48] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3d6 Ineb ally [23:48] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Ineb ally: 9 [23:48] <Jonah> You're the one who likes the booze. I just wanna accommodate ya~ [23:48] <Jonah> You /boozehound./ [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I heard a song once... Think the title had "boozehound" in it. [23:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Don't really recall what kinda song it was though... [23:50] * Jonah happily munches on fluffy rice and delicious shrimp. [23:50] <Jonah> Hmmm... did it go something like this? [23:51] <&Hebizuka> *How much are you eating? (Shrimps: max 2, 2 portions each) (Bags of rice: max 4, 2 portions each)* [23:51] * Jonah clears her throat, before singing a terribly off key-tune. "Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass, come on, help me, I'm freezing my ass!" [23:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn bursts in laughter once again.* [23:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] You have some REAL weird songs where you come from! But no, that's not it. [23:51] <Jonah> *1 portion of rice, 1 portion of shrimp. And I'd like Carolyn to have 1 of each as well.* [23:52] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn takes the offered foodstuffs.* [23:52] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d3 Nutrition ally (shrimps) [23:52] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition ally (shrimps): 2 [23:52] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d4 Nutrition ally (rice) [23:52] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition ally (rice): 3 [23:52] <Jonah> Oh? But that's the only drinking song I know. Can you remember the lyrics? [23:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Not at all. I don't think it even had any. [23:53] <&Hebizuka> *Eat your own chosen part?* [23:53] <Jonah> *yes* [23:54] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d3;1d4 Nutrition [23:54] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 3;4 [23:54] <&Hebizuka> * [23:54] <&Hebizuka> *Frugal, but tasty.* [23:55] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 56.11/60 [23:55] <Jonah> And that's enough space for the ammo~ Yayifications! [23:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Are you drunk already? [23:56] <Jonah> Drunk on the atmosphere. Don't worry~ [23:56] <&Hebizuka> *Placing 200 rounds of 5.56 NATO FMJ in the backpack. Confirm?* [23:57] <Jonah> *Yup yup* [23:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 58.11/60 [23:57] <Jonah> And, well... I still have that brandy, if you feel like trying your luck. [23:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Nah. Let's get going already, I'm itching! [23:58] <Jonah> To the front door! CHARGE! [00:00] <&Hebizuka> [43] *You barge inside another regular, featureless room. It appears to be completely empty.* [00:01] <Jonah> ...That was kinda a letdown. [00:01] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [00:01] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1414 - Front door: 5359 - Right door: 2343 - Roomstyle: 31 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:01] <Jonah> Let's try this again. CHARGE~! [00:04] <&Hebizuka> [44] *You barge inside a hospital bedroom. You see a nurse, tending to a severely wounded and asleep person on the bed. Their belongings are under said bed; all the patient has are his clothes, and a LOT of bandages around both arms and the stomach. You can also guess torn clothing and dried blood behind the bandages.* [00:04] <&Hebizuka> *Additionally, you see a shiny in the corner.* [00:05] * Jonah leaves the shiny behind completely, going at a brisk pace towards the nurse and the wounded patient. [00:05] <Jonah> Ma'am, do you need any help with this patient? [00:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] No, no I don't. Please don't make too much noise. [00:06] * Jonah lowers her voice to a more quiet whisper. "What happened? Will he be alright?" [00:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Don't worry. He's been there since a while now. A few hours. I managed to stop the nasty bleeding... Two heavily armed and very worried men managed to piggyback his unconscious body all the way to us. [00:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Said something about a very nasty knife fight. Those mercenaries always get themselves in trouble... [00:08] <Jonah> Mmmm. There are never any winners in a knife fight. Alright - if he's okay, we'll be on our way. Unless you need some medical supplies? [00:08] <Jonah> I have some we could donate to you if you need it. [00:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Nonono. He'll be okay. He just hasn't woken up from his passed out state. I can't accept medical supplies from strangers, I'm afraid. I commend your generosity, but please, I can't. [00:09] <Jonah> That's... okay, then. Please take care of yourself, Ma'am - crime has been on the rise lately. [00:10] * Jonah shuffles back over the shiny to pick up and pocket, before staring at the doors. [00:10] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [00:10] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3987 - Front door: 4075 - Right door: 1976 - Roomstyle: 92 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] *Sigh* I'm well aware. I've never had as much work as I had these last few weeks. [00:11] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Dark red gem - Unknown - Weight 0.1 [00:11] * Jonah quietly lets herself out through the front door. [00:11] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 58.21/60 [00:13] <&Hebizuka> [45] *Another corridor. It appears to be empty.* [00:14] <Jonah> !mrooms5 [00:14] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Door A: 1076 - Door B: 527 - Door C: 1437 - Door D: 5603 - Door E: 988 - Roomstyle: 296 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:14] <Jonah> @roll 1#1d5 [00:14] <MazeBot> Jonah: 2 [00:14] * Jonah points over to Door 527. "Let's try this one. [00:14] <Jonah> " [00:14] <&Hebizuka> *click* [00:15] <Jonah> "OF COURSE." [00:15] <&Hebizuka> *You stepped on something... A half-second later, you and Carolyn find yourself under a cage which fell from the ceiling, and ensnare both of you before you can reach the door/* [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] What the? [00:16] <Jonah> FUCK! [00:16] <Jonah> Aggh, I should have noticed that... [00:17] <&Hebizuka> *A short moment later, you see someone get inside the corridor, from Door C.* [00:17] <&Hebizuka> *It appears to be a woman with a snake tail.* [00:18] <&Hebizuka> Oh, boy. What do we have here? [00:18] <Jonah> OF COURSE. [00:18] <Jonah> Ugh, this - this won't be fun at all. [00:18] <&Hebizuka> Why, hello there, Contestant. It's a little early for us to meet now, is it not? [00:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Uhh, what? You're the Contestant? So it's for real? [00:19] <Jonah> Is it? Because to be honest, Miss Hebizuka, I never, you know. [00:19] <Jonah> Saw any rules or guidelines or... anything. [00:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Whaaaaaat? One of the GMs in person??? I never... imagined they'd be like that. [00:19] <&Hebizuka> You'd be surprised, miss Carolyn... [00:19] <&Hebizuka> Tsk, tsk. Awareness is a virtue, Jonah. [00:20] <Jonah> Uhm - yes, Carolyn. I'm a Contestant. A, not the! [00:20] <&Hebizuka> Oh no. You are -the- Contestant. [00:20] <Jonah> The letter said I was number 407, so. [00:20] <Jonah> But, but. /Letters and numbering schemes!/ [00:20] <&Hebizuka> So? It's just a number. [00:21] <Jonah> But it's so /inefficient/ and... ugh. [00:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn looks completely dumbfounded. This seems to have killed her joy.* [00:21] <&Hebizuka> Well, cage traps are hardly efficient either, but look who I caught today. [00:21] * Jonah mock-sobs into her hands. [00:21] <Jonah> So, is. [00:21] <Jonah> Is this game over now, or. [00:21] <Jonah> Like, do you just kill me now and lett Carolyn go? [00:21] <&Hebizuka> Nah. Where's the fun in killing someone in captivity? [00:22] <&Hebizuka> If you want to get out, I want both of you to pay a toll, though. [00:23] <Jonah> ...A /monetary/ toll or. [00:23] * Jonah is suddenly very, /very/ aware of her lack of funds. [00:23] <&Hebizuka> Strip down completely. Both of you. And throw me your clothes. [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] WHAT? But, it's indecent! And illegal! [00:24] <&Hebizuka> I'm well aware, shrine maiden. I'm well aware. [00:24] * &Hebizuka smirk. [00:25] <Jonah> ...Can't say I haven't been in worse. I, uhm... don't suppose we could spare Carolyn's decency if she stops following me? [00:25] <&Hebizuka> Have I not been clear enough? Both of you strip down and throw me your clothing. [00:25] <Jonah> Of course not. [00:25] <Jonah> That'd be too easy. [00:25] <&Hebizuka> Or you're not getting out. Not my problem! Dying of hunger in a cage is fun too. [00:26] <~SU_Tempest> *Carolyn very reluctantly starts removing her geta.* [00:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I should've known the beings who rule this place are complete dicks... [00:27] <Jonah> What did I tell you? Mazeworld is a /Hellhole/ and I will be glad to be gone. [00:27] <Jonah> Would have been better off dead, I swear... [00:27] <&Hebizuka> A hellhole, you say? [00:27] <Jonah> I have been in actual hells! [00:27] <Jonah> It's comparable! [00:27] <&Hebizuka> If only you knew. [00:27] <Jonah> Again. /Actual hells./ [00:28] <&Hebizuka> So have I. [00:28] <&Hebizuka> Where else would I get the best demons possible? [00:28] * &Hebizuka fangy grin. She crosses her arms. [00:28] * Jonah starts stripping regardless, tossing the helmet and the armor with frustrated groans. [00:28] <&Hebizuka> Aight. GET NAKED. [00:28] <Jonah> Then the shirt, and the /pants/ and... guh. [00:28] * &Hebizuka catches Carolyn's geta, your medieval helmet and armor. [00:28] <Jonah> At least you're just a voyeur. [00:29] <&Hebizuka> This is not for voyeurism I'm doing it. [00:29] <&Hebizuka> If I was just a voyeur, I wouldn't need to come down and see you here. [00:29] <Jonah> Well, no, but painting you as a pervert helps psychologically like you would not /believe./ [00:29] <&Hebizuka> Ah, if only you knew. Don't be so silly and keep stripping. [00:29] <Jonah> Anything to distance yourself away from the pain. [00:30] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn very reluctantly throws her PCV out.* [00:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] This is bullshit... [00:30] * Jonah grumbles and tosses her shirt aside too, freeing her breasts to the air. [00:30] * &Hebizuka catch! [00:30] <Jonah> ...And the pants... [00:31] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn also frees up her upper body, but she is very angry, her morale sinking visibly.* [00:31] * Jonah sits down to better get them off, kicking off the shoes like no ones' business. [00:31] * &Hebizuka catches Carolyn's kimono. [00:31] <Jonah> *And, incidentally, preventing Carolyn from seeing her... thing.* [00:32] <Jonah> I'm sorry, Carolyn. We'll get through this, somehow. [00:32] * &Hebizuka catches your pants and shoes. [00:32] * &Hebizuka also catches your leg pads. [00:33] <&Hebizuka> *Finally, Carolyn strips from her hakama, then proceeds to cover her last shred of dignity with her hands, once she's done angry-throwing clothes at the snake.* [00:33] <&Hebizuka> Hmmm... [00:33] * Jonah keeps her voice bland, and uninterested, trying to retain /some/ measure of control over the situation. [00:33] <Jonah> That's armor and clothing. Are we done here? [00:34] * &Hebizuka singles the PCV out from the pile of clothes, and observes it. [00:34] * &Hebizuka then throws it back inside the cage. [00:34] <&Hebizuka> Keep that. [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Well, darn, that's SOME generosity at least! [00:35] <Jonah> What's the catch? [00:35] <&Hebizuka> I don't care which one of you wears it but... Let's just say I'm -mildly- taking pity at seeing you ensnared in a trap so early. [00:35] <&Hebizuka> Just mildly. [00:35] * &Hebizuka then drags a crate from seemingly nowhere and starts bagging the rest of the clothes inside, before closing the lid and heaving that in her hands. [00:36] <Jonah> Carolyn, you keep it. You'll need it more than I will. [00:36] <&Hebizuka> *Carolyn re-wears her body armor, which covers again her breasts (partially), but doesn't do much for the rest.* [00:36] <Jonah> So, Miss Hebizuka. Would you kindly lift the cage now? [00:36] <&Hebizuka> I hope NOT to see you guys later~ [00:37] * &Hebizuka leaves the corridor, crate of clothes in hands. [00:37] <Jonah> Uh. Cage? Hello? [00:37] <&Hebizuka> *She slams the door, leaving you in doubt for a moment before you hear the grinding of the cage lifting itself ever so slowly, from off the floor.* [00:37] <&Hebizuka> *You are free again.* [00:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] FUCK. This is such bullshit! [00:38] * Jonah does the best she can to keep her back towards Carolyn, but the chill of the air is making her... react, despite herself. [00:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] If I had known it'd end up like that. What shame! [00:38] <~SU_Tempest> *She turns around, noticing you're turning your back to her.* [00:38] <Jonah> Sorry. It was my fault. I should have known better, things were looking up... [00:39] <Jonah> But we still have some clothes. Let's see. [00:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] What? No. No no. I'm angry at that damn snake, not you. [00:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Why are you turning your back to me, anyway? We're both in the nude, now, it's not like I care now... [00:39] * Jonah makes DAMN sure to stp out of the caged area, before pulling those bikini bottoms from earlier out of her backpack. [00:40] <Jonah> Well, I, uh - I do. Here, you can be decent. [00:40] <Jonah> Do you think you can make your way back to the shrine? If not, we can find another teleporter room, or... or something. [00:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hey now, keep it. You should put it on. Unless you want to bring up with me what the issue is with you being so "complicated". [00:41] <Jonah> I... I just think that a bikini bottom would just make the bulge more prominent. [00:42] <Jonah> Go on, take it. [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] The bulge? [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> *She tries to get around you to get a peek at your front, then gets a confirmation of what she suspected.* [00:42] <Jonah> Yeah. Bulge, penis, cock, wang, dongs. [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] So? You're a futa. You're happy to see me, too. But, what's the big deal? You ashamed of your gender, Jonah? [00:43] <Jonah> You want to talk shame, Carolyn? This, this /right/ here, this is shame. [00:43] <Jonah> I'm a /girl,/ Carolyn. I was /proud/ of it damn it! [00:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I don't follow you. [00:44] <Jonah> I'm /not a futa./ The whole contestant thing - they don't just pick a person from the Mazes. [00:44] <Jonah> They steal /dead people/ away and shove them into random bodies! [00:44] <Jonah> Fucking Hebizuka gave me a 'holy sword' because it'd be a /goddamn riot./ [00:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] What? Jonah, you're not making any sense right now... Come on, we have got to get a move on. [00:45] <Jonah> I hate this thing, it's fucking /useless./ All it does is get me inappropriately horny and then I just turn into a goddamn animal. [00:45] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden - depossessed of her trademark clothing - tries putting on the piece of clothing, but goes against it in the end and leaves it behind.* [00:45] <Jonah> It's... you don't have to go with me. I've caused you enough trouble. [00:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Aw, Jonah. [00:46] <~SU_Tempest> *She insteads pulls you in a hug, giving no care or regard for, well, the erect thing that's now close by.* [00:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Don't feel so glum, all right? I think it's what she'd want, to put us at odds. We shouldn't separate. [00:47] * Jonah moans under Carolyn's gentle warmth, her penis just aching from the cold and the tension. [00:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] As for your body, well... It's what it is. I can't really help you, even half naked I still have a vow to respect. But if you absolutely need to, um. Relieve yourself on your own? Go ahead. I'd rather cover you whenever it happens than know you're feeling uncomfortable for ages. [00:48] <Jonah> See? See? /This is what I mean./ I can't even get a hug without wanting to fuck your brains out. [00:48] <Jonah> And I can't /do anything/ about it because if I do it starts to hurt, and, and... [00:49] <~SU_Tempest> *She grips your shoulders, stopping you from talking for a moment.* [00:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Hey. It's -okay-. I'm not mad at you, all right? We'll find a solution for your body trouble. But it's not in an empty corridor we will, okay? [00:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Here, let's share the shame, I won't put that bikini piece and I'll leave it on the floor. Don't really care anyway. [00:50] <Jonah> That's... [00:50] <Jonah> But you're a shrine maiden! If... if we look like this, people will... well, they'll see us like pieces of meat. [00:50] <Jonah> Even a bikini is better than nothing. And it won't help me if I don't have a top. [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Honestly? If someone looks at me funny, we have enough guns to make them look the other way. [00:51] <Jonah> Just put it on, please? It'll make me feel... a bit better, at least. [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] All I'm worried about is the cops, they might not be happy at ind- ... [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] FUCK [00:51] <Jonah> Yeah. [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] FUCKING FUCK, GOD DAMN THAT SNAKE, I KNOW WHY SHE LET ME KEEP THE PCV [00:51] <Jonah> Wait - wait, what happened? [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] She knows we're wanted! [00:52] <Jonah> From - from the theft? [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] If we find cops we're going to get arrested period... NO DOUBT that scientist reported our theft! If they see us walking NAKED with that? Oh what a piece of SHIT! [00:53] <Jonah> But they didn't know our names, and the only thing recognizable about me was my armor. I mean, if we changed your hair style or something, we could pass off the PCV suit as something /we/ just found. [00:54] <Jonah> It's not like they had actual /photos/ of us. [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] I'm not so sure about that... Look, if we find police on the way, be very ,very careful, even if we find clothes in the meantime. Getting arrested for indecent exposure is still not fun. [00:55] <Jonah> ...Wouldn't be the first time I fought the law. [00:55] <Jonah> Alright, let's... let's just go. God, this sucks. [00:55] <Jonah> *Door 2, still.* [01:23] <&Hebizuka> [46] *A grassy, featureless room. You see a mushroom here, on the ground.* [01:25] * Jonah sighs, too despondent to bother looking for traps, before walking over and just picking the damn mushroom up;. [01:25] <Jonah> Do you wanna.. rest a bit, Carolyn? I need... I don't know. Something. [01:26] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Red, Fruity smell - weight 0.1 [01:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 58.31/60 [01:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] Fuck it, why not... I need to think over what we should do next... [01:28] <Jonah> Getting drunk sounds like an idea. [01:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Carolyn] No, no, we should keep a clear mind. Drunk naked women don't go very far. [01:29] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [01:31] <&Hebizuka> 45 rooms (+25), 3 kills (+3), 0 SEs, 1 Mission, 0 Amulets, 0 P$ [01:32] <&Hebizuka> Score: 61 points (+31) [01:32] <&Hebizuka> Position: 6th ex-aequo with Reisen Udongein Inaba [01:33] <&Hebizuka> *5th: Maria Sanders (74)* [01:33] <&Hebizuka> *8th: Gaeddal McYuulmersen (60)* [01:33] <&Hebizuka> =Today's combat stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [01:33] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 8/8 [01:34] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 8/8 [01:34] <&Hebizuka> *All-time stats are the same since today was the first session with combat. Accuracy is 100%.* [01:34] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [01:34] <&Hebizuka> Shotgun +2 [01:34] <&Hebizuka> Brute force +1