Log:Session 29 (Meta, no ontology)

[08:53] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Jonah. You have visited 94 rooms, next special room at the 99th (hospital). No condition to report, you may continue with !mrooms3.* [08:54] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [08:54] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2774 - Front door: 1327 - Right door: 1518 - Roomstyle: 450 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [08:55] <Jonah> Sleeping on an office chair wasn't all that great. [08:55] <Jonah> Hell, I've camped on /volcanoes/ and they're better than this. At least it's warm. [08:55] <Jonah> So, Carolyn. Guess I'm heading the front door this time. [08:55] <&Hebizuka> *She's not even -here- anymore.* [08:56] <Jonah> Yes, I know. Carolyn. It's a /coping mechanism./ It's allowed. [08:59] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside a mess hall. There's a lone citizen here, sitting alone and drinking from some sort of can. You notice a large box of ammo on the floor, though there's no telling if it's full or not.* [09:02] <Jonah> Morning, sir. I don't suppose that ammo's yours? [09:02] <&Hebizuka> *The 'sir' appears to be a 'lady'.* [09:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Err... No, it's not mine. [09:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] I don't need that stuff, I could hardly chamber it in my old pistol... [09:04] <&Hebizuka> *Examine the ammo?* [09:04] <Jonah> *Yes* [09:05] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.62x54mm R, HP, 82 rounds - weight 4.1 [09:05] <&Hebizuka> *The box appears to be one of those large 100-round boxes, and still has a lot inside.* [09:05] <Jonah> Mmm... what are you carrying on you? [09:05] <Jonah> Maybe we could trade. [09:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] An old beat-up HK45... I doubt you want it, that thing can barely shoot straight anymore. [09:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] I'd love to trade it away if you were generous to have a better .45 handgun, but honestly? Don't bother, you don't want this. [09:07] * Jonah slips the ammunition into her backpack in the meantime, listening to the other girl in the meantime. [09:08] <Jonah> Mmm... well, I have a... .357, I think? [09:08] <Jonah> I could hand it over if you could part with... I dunno, food or meds? [09:08] <Jonah> My supply's running low for those. [09:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Nah, all I have left is that drink, my foodstuffs are also on the low. And keep your .357, you look like you need it more than me. [09:09] <Jonah> Oh! I also have three full speedloaders for the - damn. [09:09] <Jonah> Well. Hang in there. And run away if you see any snakes. [09:09] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [09:09] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 3318 - Front door: 5651 - Right door: 6407 - Roomstyle: 215 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [09:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Snakes? Why, is there a snake outbreak? [09:10] <Jonah> Yeah. I... well, I nearly died. Someone close to me... did. [09:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Oh, shit. I should get out of the sector. Take care, stay safe. [09:10] <Jonah> Keep antivenom on you as soon as you can. It'll save your life. [09:10] <Jonah> You too. [09:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Citizen] Sorry to hear for your loss! [09:10] <~SU_Tempest> *The citizen stands up and hurries out.* [09:11] <&Hebizuka> *It looks like you can't fit all of the ammunition inside your bag.* [09:11] <Jonah> ...Well. At least she'll be safe, right Carolyn? [09:11] <Jonah> Hmmm. [09:11] <&Hebizuka> *You can fit in 57 rounds, leaving 25 on the floor until your bag is chock full.* [09:11] <&Hebizuka> *Take only these?* [09:11] * Jonah leaves it all behind, then, and heads through the front door. [09:11] <&Hebizuka> *Leave all the 7.62x54mmR?* [09:12] <&Hebizuka> *You drop the ammo you just found, choosing to save the little space you have left.* [09:13] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a WPN-2 crate sitting there... in the middle of the room, abandoned and covered in dust.* [09:14] <Jonah> Traaaaaap. [09:14] * Jonah checks to make sure. [09:15] <&Hebizuka> *None.* [09:15] <Jonah> ...Like Auntie Helel always said. Go big or go home. [09:15] <Jonah> Let's check this thing out. [09:15] <&Hebizuka> =WPN-2 crate= [09:15] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - H&K USP-45 pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | USP45 12-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [11+1/12, 12x FMJ] - Cond: Perfect / Clns: Perfect [09:15] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K USP .45 12-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5 [09:15] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K USP .45 12-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5 [09:15] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K USP .45 12-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5 [09:15] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K USP .45 12-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5 [09:15] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K USP .45 12-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5 [09:15] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .45 ACP, FMJ, 60 rounds - Weight 1.2 [09:15] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: KA-BAR knife - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 3 [09:16] <Jonah> ...Sorry, lady. [09:16] <Jonah> That's... well. [09:16] <Jonah> Bigger is better, right? [09:17] <Jonah> So .45 is probably better than .357... [09:18] <Jonah> Plus, it has more ammo. [09:18] <Jonah> And /carries/ more to boot... [09:19] <Jonah> But I have 50 rounds on me, so... [09:19] <Jonah> Ugh. Carolyn, I wish you were here. I don't /get/ guns. [09:20] * Jonah takes care of some inventory management for now, tossing all her poison arrows and the 57 10 mm auto rounds into the crate. [09:21] <&Hebizuka> *Items cited have been dropped.* [09:21] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 54.21/60 [09:22] <Jonah> And... let's load all these magazines. [09:22] <Jonah> I can carry the knife for sure - and thank /gods/ an actual knife and not this stupid tanto business, so let's keep that on me... [09:23] <&Hebizuka> *All five magazines loaded to full.* [09:23] <&Hebizuka> *Replace Tantou with KA-BAR?* [09:23] <Jonah> *What's the weight now?* [09:23] <Jonah> *Yes, but keep the Tanto stashed in the backpack.* [09:24] <&Hebizuka> *None of the mags or the weapons have been placed in inventory so far.* [09:24] <Jonah> *I know, but what's the weight of the magazine now that it's loaded to full? That's going to effect my weapon selection.* [09:24] <&Hebizuka> *Each of them: Weight: 0.5+0.24 (0.74)* [09:25] <Jonah> ...Nope. Too heavy. [09:25] <Jonah> At least I have two knives now. That's... that's something. [09:25] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [09:25] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 741 - Front door: 6653 - Right door: 3487 - Roomstyle: 355 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [09:26] <&Hebizuka> *Swapping Tantou with KA-BAR and placing Tantou in inventory. The KA-BAR is a suitable butchering tool.* [09:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 59.21/60 [09:27] <Jonah> What I'm really hurting for is a claymore. All that weight - oomph. [09:28] <Jonah> To the front door, I guess. [09:29] <Jonah> ...What I'm hurting for is a shooting star, How'd that song go - when you wish upon a star, something something... [09:29] * Jonah hums in a terribly off key tune as she soldiers on. [09:30] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's a small trinket on the floor, right next to what appears to be a bag full of cash.* [09:30] <Jonah> ...Well, cash is... something, I guess. [09:30] <Jonah> Hope it's not too much. [09:30] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 172 P$ [09:30] * Jonah checks for traps because fuck traps. [09:31] <Jonah> *I can guesstimate the amount from here?* [09:32] <&Hebizuka> *There is no trap, so you pretty much actually checked it.* [09:33] <Jonah> Well. [09:33] <Jonah> Let's just - slip that right on into the pouch, then. [09:34] <Jonah> Maybe I can donate it later. [09:34] <Jonah> As for the trinket... jewlery, maybe? [09:34] <Jonah> Hah. As if I'd be that lucy. [09:34] <Jonah> Er. Lucky. [09:34] <Jonah> I'm talking too much, I'm slurring my words now! [09:34] <&Hebizuka> *A piece of paper with a @rumor written on it.* [09:35] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1067 P$ in pouch* [09:35] <Jonah> @rumor [09:35] <MazeBot> They say that prisoners aren't even treated like living beings. [09:38] * Jonah_ rips the piece of paper into shreds before continuing on. [09:38] <Jonah_> !mrooms3 [09:38] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah_ ] Left door: 5586 - Front door: 6612 - Right door: 4509 - Roomstyle: 96 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [09:38] <Jonah_> Through the front door. [09:42] <&Hebizuka> *A grassy room, with only one door ahead! (!mrooms1). Two wargs are lurking about in this room... and you also notice a package in the corner, though you can't reach it unless you clear the way...* [09:44] <Jonah> ...Wait, aren't these... [09:44] <&Hebizuka> *Giant wolves, yes.* [09:44] * Jonah digs through her stash of miscellaneous porn, before bringing out the warg bestiality porn. [09:45] <&Hebizuka> *Yes, these are the same creatures.* [09:45] <Jonah> That's... welp. I don't suppose these things are randy, are they. [09:45] <&Hebizuka> *No, these appear mostly hungry.* [09:46] <Jonah> ...So am I. [09:46] * Jonah checks to see if her shotgun's fully loaded. [09:47] <&Hebizuka> *7+1 shells in the 870, it is loaded to full.* [09:48] <Jonah> Let's slip one more in there before we start... [09:48] <Jonah> A regular buckshot round will do. [09:48] <&Hebizuka> *It's loaded -to full-. You CAN'T load it further.* [09:49] <Jonah> Oh - oh. [09:49] <Jonah> Yeah, sorry Carolyn. My mind's not in the game. [09:49] * Jonah takes a big, deep breath... [09:49] <Jonah> @cover [09:49] <MazeBot> A brick wall (Health: 26, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [09:50] <&Hebizuka> *Roll 2d6 to attempt taking cover.* [09:50] <Jonah> @roll 1#2d6 [09:50] <MazeBot> Jonah: 6 [09:53] <&Hebizuka> *You are just a bit too slow to take action, and were noticed as you moved behind cover.* [09:53] <&Hebizuka> *It's the wargs' turn, as such... and they rush towards you, barking and whining, both of them going to bypass your cover and try to bite you.* [09:53] <&Hebizuka> *Warg 1...* [09:53] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [09:53] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [09:53] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [09:53] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 [09:54] <&Hebizuka> *That's a fail.* [09:54] <&Hebizuka> *Warg 2...* [09:54] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [09:54] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [09:54] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [09:54] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [09:55] <&Hebizuka> *You're bitten in the stomach. Your kevlar vest is in the way and dampens SOME of the damage, but unfortunately, not enough. It hurts, and you're feeling warm blood dripping through in your clothes.* [09:56] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. You're bleeding.* [09:56] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [09:56] <Jonah> WE COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS IF YOU TWO WERE HORNY! [09:57] <&Hebizuka> *They both growl at you in return.* [09:57] * Jonah aims down at the second warg - the one that bit the fuck out of her - and preps her shotgun. [09:57] <Jonah> *Warg 2, Remington, 3 shots.* [09:58] <&Hebizuka> *Both of the wargs will try to bite you again, and unfortunately, they're also going to be faster.* [09:58] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Wargs, You.* [09:58] <&Hebizuka> *Warg 1...* [09:58] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [09:58] <MazeBot> [HEAD] Head [09:58] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [09:58] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [09:58] <&Hebizuka> *A pair of jaws fail to bite down on your skull - thankfully enough, but you saw them from up close.* [09:58] <&Hebizuka> *Warg 2...* [09:58] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [09:58] <MazeBot> [EXTREMITY] Right hand [09:58] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [09:58] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [09:59] <&Hebizuka> *That second warg seems to be the most intelligent of the two; it goes STRAIGHT for your right hand before you can draw the shotgun, and bites the hell out of it. Which hurts like a bitch as you feel more blood coming out, this time, of your hand.* [10:00] <Jonah> Stupid FUCKING WOLVES! [10:00] <&Hebizuka> *You sense your own heartbeat rapidly increase.* [10:01] <&Hebizuka> *It's now your turn, you may roll now.* [10:01] <Jonah> @roll 3#2d6 [10:01] <MazeBot> Jonah: 6;6;6 [10:03] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit (6 pellets), Hit (4 pellets), Hit (7 pellets)* [10:04] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 3/3 shots, 17 pellets hit.* [10:06] <&Hebizuka> *You deliver concentrated death in the form of a storm of lead and muzzle blast at the warg which managed to bite off your right hand. If it dies? Not only it dies, but you manage to blow nearly all of the meat, organs, and blood out of his chest cavity, as well as send him a few feet away from you. The dead carcass left a preposterously huge red trail as you pretty much blew it away.* [10:06] <&Hebizuka> Jonah [870 MM] Warg [B] [10:07] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2. You're bleeding...* [10:07] <Jonah> *Did the first warg react at all to me destroying its buddy?* [10:08] <&Hebizuka> *Yes. It seems to be backing away in fear. The warg is now sitting, shaking in terror, unsure whether it should be fighting or fleeing.* [10:08] <&Hebizuka> *However it is still there.* [10:08] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What will you do?* [10:09] <Jonah> Well, it's not like you can /flee./ All the doors are shut. [10:10] * Jonah checks her own wounds - the amulet's protecting her some, but how badly is she bleeding? [10:10] <&Hebizuka> *It seems the warg is anxious, and will perform less well in combat.* [10:10] <&Hebizuka> *You have two open wounds; one on the torso, and one on the right hand, both of which are clearly bleeding, but it seems that for now, you feel relatively okay. For now.* [10:11] <Jonah> Okay, let's... okay, let's see if I remember my taming lessons. [10:12] * Jonah approaches the warg, projecting an aura of ANIMAL DOMINANCE as she keeps the gun trained on the beast. Incidentally, is this warg a male or a female? [10:12] <&Hebizuka> *You can't tell while in combat.* [10:13] <Jonah> *Alas. It's reaction to me approaching it, however, is the key here.* [10:13] <&Hebizuka> *Are you trying to intimidate the warg into submitting to you?* [10:14] <Jonah> *Yes. And I'm gonna shot it to death if it decides to die on its feet.* [10:15] <&Hebizuka> *The warg defiantly growls back at you. Looks like it won't work. Let's resume combat; what will you do?* [10:15] <Jonah> *Remington, Warg 1, one shot* [10:15] <Jonah> I tried, buddy. [10:15] <&Hebizuka> *The warg leaps towards you, going to try and bite you!* [10:15] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Warg, you.* [10:15] <&Hebizuka> *Warg 1's turn...* [10:15] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [10:15] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [10:15] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [10:15] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [10:17] <&Hebizuka> *It succeeds at planting its teeth on your chest; your kevlar vest, again, takes some of the hit. This time, it appears that it was not a strong enough bite to cause you to bleed further... the vest seems to do as best as it can to protect you despite not being designed to protect from bites.* [10:18] <&Hebizuka> *It hurts just the same, of course.* [10:18] <&Hebizuka> *But you can take the pain for now...* [10:19] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [10:19] <Jonah> @roll 1#2d6 [10:19] <MazeBot> Jonah: 5 [10:19] <&Hebizuka> *Shotgun choke; score +1. Treated as 6.* [10:20] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1: Hit (6 pellets)* [10:20] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 1/1 shots, 6 pellets hit.* [10:22] <&Hebizuka> *Six of the nine #00 lead pellets fly towards the big canine's chest cavity. It is as devastating as it sounds; they each tear sufficient wound channels to cause the canine to go in shock and die.* [10:22] <&Hebizuka> Jonah [870 MM] Warg [10:22] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* [10:22] <&Hebizuka> *You're still bleeding.* [10:22] <Jonah> I /just wanted some endorphins goddamn it./ [10:22] <&Hebizuka> *There are two dead wargs on the ground, one of which is severely mangled.* [10:23] * Jonah still has shittons of bandages, and is gonna treat up her hand and torso asap. [10:26] <&Hebizuka> *You break out two bandages; the last two in your bag, ignoring the six left in your vest, and treat your open wounds immediately. [10:26] * Jonah breathes a sigh of relief as she pulls out the last two bandages in her backpack and patches herself right up. [10:27] <Jonah> I am now a bandage babe. Woooo. [10:27] <&Hebizuka> *You feel a bit better, and you are no longer bleeding.* [10:27] <Jonah> Okay, so. [10:27] <Jonah> Package. [10:27] <Jonah> I mean not the /fun/ kind those wargs were probably packing but. [10:27] <Jonah> Let's see what's in here. [10:27] <&Hebizuka> [Bionics] Head implant - "Armored Skull" cranial durability enhancer [10:28] <Jonah> Okay, see, my main issue with these things. [10:28] <Jonah> Is that they sound like they need /so much maintanence./ [10:28] <Jonah> And then I am all kinds of boned if this Lancy guy refuses service. [10:29] * Jonah grumbles as she takes out her Tantou again, equipping it instead of her knife to save up space. [10:29] <&Hebizuka> *Class 5S weapons swapped.* [10:29] * Jonah slips the Bionics package in now that she has the room, and moseys on over to her fresh, not brutally goopy meal. [10:29] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 57.01/60 [10:30] <Jonah> I /totally/ would have treated you amazingly if you had surrendered. [10:30] * Jonah tries to remember what that Chinese chef taught her as she gets set with butchering. [10:31] <&Hebizuka> *Butcher which one of the wargs? The first (least mangled), the second (most mangled), or hell, both?* [10:31] <Jonah> Fuck it, both. [10:32] <Jonah> I'll eat the meat raw. And drink the blood too - that stuff's pretty nutritious in a pinch. [10:32] <Jonah> I mean. Gross as hell. [10:32] <Jonah> But nutritious. [10:34] <&Hebizuka> *You are starting to hack up the dead canines...* [10:36] <&Hebizuka> *There are two creatures, thus you take two turns to butcher them into meat.* [10:38] <&Hebizuka> *You harvest 9 pieces of meat from the first warg, and you can only salvage 2 pieces of meat from the second one.* [10:38] <&Hebizuka> *You have obtained:* [10:38] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - 11x Raw game meat, warg - 1d7 [10:40] <Jonah> *Is the meat 1 weight each?* [10:40] <&Hebizuka> *Yes, 1 piece of meat is 1 unit.* [10:41] <Jonah> That's... [10:41] <Jonah> Well, time for a meal, then. [10:41] * Jonah starts chowing down on half the meat - so five pieces. [10:42] <Jonah> ACTUALLY WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT [10:42] <Jonah> WAIT [10:42] <Jonah> Oh god I have /no fucking clue/ if this stuff is poisonous or not. [10:44] <Jonah> That's... fuck. This is all /fucked./ [10:44] <Jonah> Well, I mean - let's be rational Jonah. [10:44] <Jonah> You got bit. [10:44] <Jonah> Like /all over./ [10:44] <Jonah> It drew blood. [10:45] <Jonah> So you'd probably be /super dead/ if they had venom in them. [10:45] <Jonah> Which means... it's less likely that they're super poisonous. [10:45] <Jonah> And... and I really do have to eat. Meat is /scarce./ [10:45] <Jonah> And... fuck it, let's be honest. [10:45] <Jonah> I don't really mind if I die. [10:46] <Jonah> So. [10:46] * Jonah starts chowing down on warg meat. Three pieces for now. [10:47] <&Hebizuka> *Aside from one piece of meat which was too chewy, two of them were the tastiest thing you've ever eaten!* [10:47] <Jonah> Except for that cake. [10:48] <&Hebizuka> *There are 8 pieces of raw warg meat left.* [10:48] * Jonah lets the food settle, trying to see how full she is. Overeating's just as bad as starving, but... [10:48] <&Hebizuka> *You feel content. Not quite satiated but definitely not hungry anymore.* [10:49] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 58.01/60 [10:50] * Jonah starts chewing on four more. [10:51] <&Hebizuka> *Overall pretty tasty, though you found some of the pieces were a bit harder than others.* [10:51] <&Hebizuka> *You feel even more content, and you feel like you won't feel hungry until a long while.* [10:53] <Jonah> If that's the case... let's finish it off. [10:53] <Jonah> Sorry, Carolyn. I'm eating your share. [10:54] <&Hebizuka> *You ate the rest of the meat, having completely consumed your kills, and aside from a chunk of fat, the remaining pieces were all extremely tasty.* [10:54] <&Hebizuka> *For a pile of raw meat, it was quite the dinner!* [10:54] <&Hebizuka> *There is no more raw meat left.* [10:55] <&Hebizuka> *Your stomach feels stuffed, you feel very satiated.* [10:56] <Jonah> Alright. [10:56] <Jonah> Now... I don't have any tanning, but... [10:57] <Jonah> Can I harvest the fur? [10:57] <Jonah> Worse comes to worst I could use a blanket... [10:59] <&Hebizuka> *You cannot harvest anything out of those creatures.* [10:59] <&Hebizuka> *They're pretty much bloodied piles of bones and unusable carcasses now.* [11:00] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [11:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 2132 - Roomstyle: 90 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:00] <Jonah> I need a /goddamn shower./ [11:00] <&Hebizuka> *You are covered in blood. Both your own and your opponents'.* [11:00] * Jonah giggles hysterically as she heads through the front door, smelling like sweat and blood and shame. [11:00] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a hospital room, at long last.* [11:01] <Jonah> ... [11:01] <Jonah> 10 rooms way late. Maybe more. [11:01] <Jonah> Anyone here? [11:02] <&Hebizuka> *You were not heard giggling, thankfully. The hospital room appears idle; all of the beds are empty. You see a medic fiddling with a huge capsule-shaped machine, and a nurse at a computer.* [11:03] <Jonah> ...So, uhm. [11:03] <Jonah> How much for a checkup? [11:03] <Jonah> And could you guys, I dunno - rent me a shower stall or something? [11:03] <Jonah> Because it's been a long day. [11:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] For your first question, the checkup itself is free; I charge for the actual healing. For your second question, there is a small sink in the corner, but I'm afraid we don't have anything better than that. You would need to use a shower room. [11:05] <Jonah> A checkup, please. And I hope you don't mind me, well. [11:05] <Jonah> Washing as much blood off as I can. [11:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Seen worse. Sit in the capsule if you want me to examine you. [11:09] * Jonah sits in the capsule, and tries to relax a bit. [11:09] <&Hebizuka> *The capsule door closes, and a bunch of sensors begin hovering over your body, scanning your status.* [11:10] <Jonah> Well. It's louder than the magical checkups. [11:10] <Jonah> Less invasive, though. [11:13] <&Hebizuka> =Medical scan results= [11:13] <&Hebizuka> Limb damage suffered [11:13] <&Hebizuka> > Torso: 34/40 - 6 damage (120 P$) [11:13] <&Hebizuka> > Right hand: 12/15 - 3 damage (60 P$) [11:13] <&Hebizuka> Blood levels: 19.5/22 - 2.5 blood lost (250 P$) [11:13] <&Hebizuka> Pain levels: 22% (Minimum -110) - 32% treatable (160 P$) [11:13] <&Hebizuka> Full healing costs: 590 P$ [11:16] <Jonah> Mmmm... Pricy. [11:16] <Jonah> Can you guys heal me for everything except the pain? I can walk that off. [11:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] No problem, it'll be 430, then. [11:17] * Jonah hands the money over. [11:17] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried remaining: 637 P$.* [11:18] <Jonah> In the meantime, while this thing does the mumbo jumbo... could you guys identify some meds for me? [11:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Sit tight in the machine, it will carry out the healing. We will talk about your other requests next. [11:19] <Jonah> ...Wait seriously? [11:19] <Jonah> Is stitching and surgery not a /thing/ anymore? [11:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] These are still taught to us, but where we can avoid it we prefer using the healing machines. Hand surgery is battlefield treatment nowadays. [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] You may be pleased to hear that all of us are also trained to be combat medics if we are required to do so. [11:21] <Jonah> At least /some/ things make sense around here. [11:23] <&Hebizuka> *You are being injected fresh blood, and your limb damage is being repaired via injections, rapid micro-stitchings, and other things you cannot immediately understand. At least the machine does SOMETHING to you.* [11:23] <&Hebizuka> *Blood levels refilled to 22.0/22, all limbs are now at maximum HP again.* [11:24] <&Hebizuka> *You've been fully healed, at the exception of Pain, which should subside in approximately 11 turns if you don't get further damage.* [11:25] <Jonah> Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh. [11:25] <Jonah> I feel all /itchy./ [11:26] <Jonah> *Man, this place is a /hole./ Magical healing's just a wham bam thank you ma'am. All this... tech.* [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Don't worry, it will pass. You'll feel great in just a moment. [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Did you need anything else? [11:28] <Jonah> Right - medical supplies and identification therof. [11:28] * Jonah takes out all her unidentified mumbo jumbo meds. [11:29] <Jonah> That's. Could you - identify, this. This stuff. [11:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Oh, certainly, let's see. [11:34] <&Hebizuka> *You take out an unidentified syringe and unidentified white tablet.* [11:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] It'll be 100 P$ if you want me to identify these. [11:34] * Jonah pulls open her pouch and hands it over. [11:34] <Jonah> If the syringe is an antivenom /I swear to fucking gods.../ [11:35] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried remaining: 537 P$* [11:35] <&Hebizuka> *The syringe is identified:* [11:35] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Morphine - Pain-75%, Strength-30%, Narcotic dampening for 4d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [11:35] <&Hebizuka> *White tablet identified:* [11:35] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - LSD - Hunger-3d6, FT+2, Strength-20%, Hallucinations, for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [11:35] <Jonah> That's. [11:35] <Jonah> ...Huh. [11:36] <Jonah> Okay, that's pretty useful. [11:36] <Jonah> The morphine, that is. [11:36] <Jonah> Want to buy the LSD off me? [11:36] <Jonah> I'm never gonna use it. [11:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] I'll buy it back for 175 P$. You're making money from this deal. [11:37] <Jonah> Enjoy your drugs! [11:37] * Jonah hands the white tablet over. [11:37] <&Hebizuka> *Money in pouch: 712 P$* [11:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Thanks a lot. If you would like to purchase meds, please ask my assistant. [11:38] * Jonah heads over to the pretty looking nurse, feeling... a little better. [11:39] <Jonah> So - I hear you have medicine for sell? [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Hi ma'am, yes I do. I'm pulling my list of available wares, just hold on... [11:42] <&Hebizuka> =Meds for sale= [11:42] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - Heals damaged limbs, up to 7 HP. Cannot heal disabled limbs. - Weight: 1 [11:42] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Ecstasy - Pain sensitivity-10%, FT+1, Hallucinations, Strength-10%, for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [11:42] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Nitrous oxide inhaler - Pain sensitivity negated (except for headshots), Strength-10% for 1d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [11:42] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Red pill - 2x Vitamins - Pain-10%, Inebriation-10%, Hunger-10%, Alertness increase for 1d6 turns - Weight: 0.1/item [11:42] <&Hebizuka> [Meds/Key item] LifeVest wearable defibrillator. When the wearer's Pain level goes over the maximum, the wearer is revived at 50% Pain, but depletes the battery. - [No battery loaded] [11:42] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Universal antidote - Cures poisoning - Weight: 0.1 [11:42] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Morphine - Pain-75%, Strength-30%, Narcotic dampening for 4d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [11:42] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Codeine - Pain-40%, Nausea, Strength-10% for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [11:43] <Jonah> HOW MUCH FOR THE ANTIDOE [11:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Er... um. 200 P$. [11:44] * Jonah all but chucks the money at him. [11:44] <Jonah> Please. PLEASE. [11:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Geez, calm down... [11:45] <&Hebizuka> *Money remaining in pouch: 512 P$.* [11:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 58.01/60 [11:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Anything else?... [11:47] * Jonah all but cradles the vial to her chest, hugging it tightly as she heads over to the sink. [11:47] <Jonah> No. No, nothing. [11:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Have a nice day...? [11:48] * Jonah ignores the nurse as she places the vial in her backpack, before starting to wash off as much blood as she can at the sink. [11:49] <&Hebizuka> *You look a little cleaner. And you realize there's only one door out of here.* [11:51] * Jonah makes sure she's all nice and ready, before heading out the door. [11:51] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [11:51] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 6911 - Roomstyle: 451 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [11:59] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside of a vault room, where a bank is set up. There, you see the banker and their assault rifle, as well as three Guards; one with a pistol, one with an assault rifle, and one more with a submachine gun.* [12:00] * Jonah heads to the banker, trying to ignore all the sinking feelings in her stomach. [12:00] <Jonah> I. [12:00] <Jonah> Would like to transfer my gun shop credit to my actual bank account? [12:00] <Jonah> Is that how I do things? [12:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Ah, yes, that is certainly doable. Your name, please? [12:06] <Jonah> Jonah. And, incidentally... is there a way for me to legally change my name? [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] I'm sorry, what? [12:08] <Jonah> Can I change my name? [12:08] <Jonah> Like - I mean, I only have the first name. [12:08] <Jonah> I'd like a last name too. [12:08] <Jonah> But I wasn't sure where I'd go to, well. Do that. [12:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] I'm really sorry but... I don't think that's possible, ma'am... [12:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Anyway let's go on with the transfer.. you have 3327 P$ in gun shop credit. Do you want all of it to be moved to your account or just part of it? [12:12] <Jonah> And - let's make it an even split. Half in my account, plus the remainder P$. [12:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Well, um, I will leave 1663 P$ in the credit, and move 1664 to the account, will that work? [12:14] <Jonah> That'll be perfect. Thank you. [12:15] <&Hebizuka> *New bank account balance: 1984 P$* [12:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] All done. Anything else? [12:16] <Jonah> Mmmm... [12:17] <Jonah> Could you take 500 out of my account? As a withdrawl. [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Sure thing. [12:17] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 500 P$ [12:17] <&Hebizuka> *Money in pouch: 1212 P$* [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Will that be all, ma'am? [12:19] <Jonah> So that's... 5359 total, correct? [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Well if I put together all of your money in credit; account plus shop credit, I see 3147 P$. I have no idea how much you have on yourself. [12:22] <Jonah> Alright, then. Thank you very much for your time. [12:22] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [12:22] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2521 - Front door: 4285 - Right door: 4754 - Roomstyle: 324 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:22] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 105th.* [12:22] * Jonah heads through the front door, feeling a lot better about her money situation. [12:26] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area. Daytime forest. There's a bunch of mushrooms coming out of the ground here! You see about five. You also spot a weapon on the ground...* [12:26] <Jonah> ... [12:26] <Jonah> Well, I mean. [12:26] <Jonah> I could bury Malika. [12:27] <Jonah> It's not the same, but... [12:27] <Jonah> but it's something. [12:28] <Jonah> But, speaking of. [12:28] <Jonah> I should probably reload my shotgun. [12:28] <Jonah> That's, uhm... how did Carolyn teach me... seven, and one in the barrel... [12:29] <&Hebizuka> *There's already one in the chamber plus 3 left in the tube.* [12:29] <Jonah> But I fired four shots already, so I just need four shots from my pack. The buckshot, save the special stuff for later... [12:29] <Jonah> Right, four shells in the tube it is. [12:29] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Remington 870 MM: +4 Buck [7+1/7, 8x Buck] [12:29] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge buckshot: 25 left in the backpack* [12:30] <Jonah> Okay, so... any tripwires? Traps? [12:30] <&Hebizuka> *No.* [12:30] <&Hebizuka> *Just a gun and five mushrooms.* [12:31] <Jonah> Well, let's see the gun first. [12:31] <Jonah> And then - mushrooms, later.' [12:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - IMI Micro UZI machine pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | Silencer | UZI 32-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [31+1/32, 32x Match] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Grimy [12:32] <Jonah> Eheh. [12:32] <Jonah> Ehehehehe. [12:32] <Jonah> Someone got the same idea I did. [12:32] <Jonah> I guess the rain or something must have washed you out, though. A shallow grave. [12:32] * Jonah gently pats the poor thing, and grabs ALL THE MUSHROOMS. [13:00] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Yellow, Odorless - weight 0.1 [13:00] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Brown, Odorless - weight 0.1 [13:00] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Purple, Odorless - weight 0.1 [13:00] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Brown, Pleasant smell - weight 0.1 [13:00] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Black, Odorless - weight 0.1 [13:00] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 568 - Front door: 6431 - Right door: 2872 - Roomstyle: 90 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:01] <Jonah> Let's keep on keeping on. Forward door. [13:06] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There, you see an object abandoned in the corner...* [13:07] * Jonah breathes a sigh of relief, and checks for traps. [13:08] <&Hebizuka> *There are none.* [13:08] <Jonah> Alright, what object is it? [13:09] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [13:10] * Jonah sighs, and slips the vial into her pack as well. [13:10] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:10] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6810 - Front door: 7262 - Right door: 1319 - Roomstyle: 158 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [13:10] <Jonah> Let's keep going forward. [13:11] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 57.91/60 [13:13] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room again. It appears to be completely empty.* [13:13] <Jonah> Another room, another trap check. [13:13] <&Hebizuka> *Another room with no traps.* [13:14] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:14] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 6875 - Front door: 3472 - Right door: 5108 - Roomstyle: 104 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [13:14] <Jonah> Straight again. [13:15] <&Hebizuka> *A laundry room, with its washing machines. All of them are at rest and empty. You spot a box of ammunition here...* [13:15] <Jonah> Wait - are these washing machines coin operated? [13:15] <Jonah> Or can I just use them. [13:16] <&Hebizuka> *They are much like arcade cabinets set to freeplay: no coins required, just come in and use 'em.* [13:17] <&Hebizuka> *It -may- take a while, though.* [13:17] * Jonah strips to her skeevies, empties her load bearing vest of all its goodies, and tosses it all in there. [13:17] <Jonah> Cold. /Super/ cold... [13:17] <Jonah> But I have time and a shotgun against anyone who gets a bright idea. [13:18] <&Hebizuka> *You are about to throw all of your clothes, shoes, armor and LBE included, in the washing machine. Confirm?* [13:19] <Jonah> *...Maaaaybe not the armor.* [13:19] <Jonah> *But everything else, sure.* [13:21] <&Hebizuka> *The full washing and drying course will take a few turns, so you may want to wait.* [13:23] * Jonah keeps her guard up, and sits on the rumbling washing machine in the meantime. [13:23] <Jonah> Eheheheheee... This actually feels kinda nice. [13:24] <&Hebizuka> *The washing machine is expected to be done in roughly 15 turns. What will you do in the meantime?* [13:25] <Jonah> *Wait. I definitely don't want to get caught with my pants down.* [13:33] <Jonah> This could not possibly end fast enough. Hurry up, you damn machine. [13:33] * Jonah just waits for the time to pass - there's not much else to do, besides keep her shotgun at the ready./ [13:34] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6.* [13:35] <Jonah> @roll 2d6 [13:35] <MazeBot> Jonah: 6 [13:36] <&Hebizuka> *Five turns pass. A nurse enters the room.* [13:36] <Jonah> Uh - oh. Hello! [13:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Eek! An exhibitionist! [13:37] <Jonah> I'm not an exhibitionist, I'm just washing my only set of clothes! [13:37] <Jonah> They were all covered with filth! [13:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] O-oh. Oh. Okay. Whew. I thought you were one of those weirdoes who try to jump people. [13:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] So um, uh... Can I help you with anything? You seem a bit cold. [13:38] * Jonah brings her legs up to better hide her, well, shamefulness. [13:38] <Jonah> Ehehe... yeah, I guess that's a bit obvious. [13:39] <Jonah> And, well... I could use some company while I wait for my clothing. [13:39] <Jonah> Are you doing laundry today, too? [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Um no, I was just on my way to another sector, I need to go sell my wares. [13:40] <Jonah> Oh - actually, in that case. [13:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Sorry, missus! But, if you want to buy stuff from me, now's the time, I just restocked. [13:40] <Jonah> Do you mind letting me browse your wares - oh, perfect. [13:40] <Jonah> I actually have this vial, too - mind identifying it? [13:41] <Jonah> I just got a payday, and I could really use some medical stuff. Let's see what you've got! [13:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] I'm sorry again, but I would need a hospital room's equipment to identify your unknown stuff... As for my wares, lemme pull my list. [13:47] <&Hebizuka> =Meds for sale= [13:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - Heals damaged limbs, up to 7 HP. Cannot heal disabled limbs. - Weight: 1 [13:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - 2x Merbromin - Cures all wounds at once - Weight: 0.1/unit [13:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Oxycodone - Pain-50%, FT+1, Nausea for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [13:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White powder - PCP - Strength-10%, FT+1, Alertness increase, Hallucinations for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [13:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Cigarette (required lighter or fire source to use) - Hunger -2d6, FT+1 for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [13:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Ecstasy - Pain sensitivity-10%, FT+1, Hallucinations, Strength-10%, for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [13:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Universal antidote - Cures poisoning - Weight: 0.1 [13:47] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Ketamine - Pain-50%, Forgetfulness for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [13:47] <Jonah> Hmmmm... how much for the... the universal antidote, and the merbromin? [13:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] 200 for the antidote, and 250 for one merbromin. I have two of the latter for sale, if you want. [13:50] <Jonah> 450 it is for the antidote and the merbromine, please. [13:50] * Jonah has to get off the washing machine to get the money out, which (unfortunately) shows just how hard her nipples and cock are. [13:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Which the nurse only notices now, and which makes her look horribly uncomfortable.* [13:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Erm... I can look the other way if you want... [13:52] * Jonah keeps a hand covered down there, but it's not much help as she hands over the money. [13:52] <Jonah> 'My eyes are up here', or so the saying goes. It's what I tell myself when I get out of the shower. [13:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Ack! Sorry, sorry! [13:52] <Jonah> No, no, no - I mean, it's okay! [13:53] <Jonah> I'm... I'm used to the looks. [13:53] <Jonah> Just - I mean, I get it if you're grossed out. It's... it's weird, isn't it? [13:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] No, no, trust me, it's not as weird as it seems... I mean it's not the first time, but ... ack, I can't help it to feel embarrassed. Just throw me the money and I'll leave your purchases on the floor! [13:56] <Jonah> I, uh. You're embarrassed about my cock, but you're not worried about having to, /bend over/ to pick up the money and leave the stuff on the floor? [13:56] * Jonah can't help but look incredulous. Is - is she implying something? [13:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Just- do what I said! [13:57] * Jonah throws her the money - and since she uses both hands, she gets an eyeful of Jonah's holy sword in the process. [13:58] <Jonah> Just, uhm... why /are/ you embarrassed? Like, I understand if you're grossed out, but... [13:58] <Jonah> You're a nurse. Shouldn't you be kinda... kinda desensitized? [13:58] <&Hebizuka> *The nurse grabs your cash (Money remaining in pouch: 762 P$), drops the vial of merbromin and the vial of universal antidote, then scurries out of the room. Fast.* [13:59] <Jonah> ...Fucking /cock./ [13:59] * Jonah hurridly slides the two vials into her pack, before resuming her vigil on the washing machine and Waiting. [14:00] <&Hebizuka> *Now carrying 2 vials of antidote.* [14:05] <Jonah> ...Ugh. It feels like the machine's been going forever. Is there a timer on this thing? [14:05] <&Hebizuka> *Roll another 2d6.* [17:17] <Jonah> @roll 2d6 [17:17] <MazeBot> Jonah: 5 [18:09] <&Hebizuka> *Five more turns pass, and nothing happens.* [18:30] * Jonah groans as the machine just rumbles on and on, and proceeds to just Wait out the remainder of the washing cycle. [18:31] <&Hebizuka> *And roll 2d6 once more.* [18:31] <Jonah> @roll 2d6 [18:31] <MazeBot> Jonah: 5 [18:32] <&Hebizuka> *And once more, 5 turns pass, with nothing happening outside of the washing machine being finally done.* [18:33] <Jonah> Ehehehehe, /yes./ Warm, clean clothing. [18:34] * Jonah pulls everything out and dresses up all nice and proper, and makes double damn sure that her load bearing vest has everything back in it. [18:35] <&Hebizuka> *You've retrieved all of your equipment.* [18:35] <Jonah> Good. Less - much less bloody. [18:35] <Jonah> Oh -- but there was still a box of ammunition around here. Where was it again... [18:36] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Belted ammunition box, 5.56x45mm NATO, 200 rounds. For use with the FN Minimi. - Weight 4.27 - [177/200, 177x FMJ] [18:38] <&Hebizuka> *All of your clothes and armor are warm and faintly smell of lavender detergent.* [18:38] <Jonah> Oh, it's - oh wait. [18:39] <Jonah> This - that's right, Malika can use this! [18:39] * Jonah giggles a bit as she begins debelting the ammunition, feeding it into Malika's magazine. [18:40] <&Hebizuka> *Refill just the magazine or refill and top off?* [18:40] <Jonah> *Refill and top off.* [18:40] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Colt M16A1 "Malika": +21x FMJ [20+1/20, 21x FMJ] [18:41] <&Hebizuka> *There are 156 rounds left on the belt.* [18:42] <Jonah> Alright, now - how much can I carry in my pack? [18:42] <Jonah> I need to keep Carolyn topped off. [18:42] <Jonah> ...I mean Malika. [18:43] <Jonah> Malika. The gun's name is /Malika./ [18:43] <&Hebizuka> *You can theoretically carry everything, if the ammunition is removed from its belt.* [18:44] <Jonah> Right. Right. Let's just... debelt everything. [18:44] <Jonah> I need a bigger backpack. [18:47] <&Hebizuka> *You obtain:* [18:47] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.56x45mm NATO, FMJ, 156 rounds - weight 1.56 [18:48] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 59.67/60 [18:49] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [18:49] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 581 - Front door: 4152 - Right door: 6208 - Roomstyle: 471 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [18:50] * Jonah feels a lot better as she heads through the front door. Hooray, lavender~ [18:51] <&Hebizuka> *A library, which is currently unoccupied.It's also a bit messy, a few bookshelves have been trampled, with the resulting pile of broken wood and sprawled books. In the mess, an uncanny item can be seen...* [18:51] * Jonah checks for traps one last time. [18:52] <&Hebizuka> *There is none. Maybe it was already set off? That'd explain the mess.* [18:55] <Jonah> Maybe, maybe. You'd think there'd be more... explosive marks? [18:55] <Jonah> Or something. [18:55] <Jonah> But first - items. [18:55] <Jonah> Item, really. What have we here... [18:56] <&Hebizuka> *A huge pile of destroyed and/or damaged books.* [18:56] <&Hebizuka> *Some broken wood.* [18:56] <&Hebizuka> [Item] Portable stove kit. Requires a butane gas canister to function. Can be used to cook food on the go. [18:56] <Jonah> ...Fuck. [18:56] <Jonah> The Hell. [18:56] <Jonah> Yes. [18:57] <Jonah> Alright, let's - actually wait. [18:57] <Jonah> Does this have a gas canister in it yet? [18:57] <&Hebizuka> *No it doesn't.* [18:57] <Jonah> ...Balllllls. [18:58] <Jonah> That's... well, I needed to make some room anyways. [18:58] * Jonah pulls out a bag of rice, eating it all to make room for the stove kit. [18:59] <&Hebizuka> *It tasted okay-ish.* [18:59] <&Hebizuka> *Your stomach lets you know it wasn't hungry. Not one bit.* [18:59] <Jonah> Shut up, you. [18:59] <Jonah> You are /storage for food./ [18:59] <Jonah> ...Oh god I'm talking to my goddamn stomach. [19:00] <Jonah> I. I need a break. [19:00] <&Hebizuka> *You've taken the stove kit.* [19:00] * Jonah shoves the portable stove kit inside her pack, finds a nice, somewhat clean corner. [19:00] <Jonah> And... maybe not sleep. But just a little rest. [19:00] <Jonah> *Checkout, please.* [19:01] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [19:05] <&Hebizuka> 104 rooms (+10), 13 kills (+2), 0 SEs, 2 missions, 1 Amulet, 3909 P$ (-633), 0 Runs [19:06] <&Hebizuka> Score: 214 pts (+8) [19:06] <&Hebizuka> Position: 3rd (no change) [19:06] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [19:06] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 4/4 [19:06] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 4/4 (100%) [19:06] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [19:06] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 24/24 (100%) [19:06] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 1/2 (50%) [19:06] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 1/1 (100%) [19:06] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 26/27 (96% accuracy) [19:07] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [19:07] <&Hebizuka> Shotgun +2 [19:07] <&Hebizuka> Brutal +1