Log:Session 58 (Meta, no ontology)

[15:58] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to MzW, Tasia. You have visited 123 rooms, the next special is at the 125th. You are currently feeling mostly OK, aside from this lingering turned-on sensation. Your allies Regina and Akemi both seem OK as well. !mrooms3 to continue.* [15:59] <Tasia> Arrighty! [15:59] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [15:59] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 5865 - Front door: 957 - Right door: 4182 - Roomstyle: 140 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:59] <Tasia> I wonder what waits... [15:59] <Tasia> Front door please! [15:59] * Tasia hefts her QB and goes forward. [16:02] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area! Daytime forest. There are bundles of mushrooms here, and only one doorway ahead. You notice food on the ground as well..* [16:03] * Tasia will check out the food first [16:04] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Can of cola drink. 130kcal [16:04] * Tasia will take that and put it in her pack, then look at the mushrooms. [16:05] <Tasia> "I'm not really a fan of cola, but it's something at least." [16:06] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) White, Odorless - Unidentified - Weight: 0.01 - Quantity: 8 [16:06] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Black, Odorless - Unidentified - 1d5+3 - Weight: 0.01 - Quantity: 9 [16:06] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unique) Phallus impudicus, Phallic mushroom - Effects unknown - Weight: 0.01 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *Regina's face turns red upon realizing exactly what the lone mushroom is shaped like.* [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi remains stern.* [16:07] * Tasia picks them all and adds them to her mushroom pile. [16:07] <Tasia> "Anyone want one?" [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] I'll pass on the dick-shaped one. [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] U-uh-uh. Uh. N-no thanks. [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] We should find a hakutaku, they could tell us what the other ones are. [16:08] <Tasia> "Good plan! What's a hakutaku?" [16:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] A type of youkai. You'll know instantly, they have cow horns, a tail, and they always seem to be experts at knowing something. [16:10] <Tasia> "Hmm, okay." [16:10] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [16:10] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 1489 - Roomstyle: 251 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [16:10] * Tasia heads for the unique door [16:12] <&Hebizuka> *You enter inside a strange laboratory-like room, except it is not very well-lit. There's all sorts of medical and scientific equipment littered in the corners. In the back of the room, a lone man works, with hair that makes you wonder if it's not exploding out of its head, and a dirty lab coat over the back.* [16:13] <Tasia> "Ummm.... hello there." [16:14] <Tasia> "Who might you be?" [16:15] <~SU_Tempest> [???] A-HA! Could it be? NEW CLIENTS? [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> *He speaks in a changing, grandiloquent voice tone.* [16:16] <Tasia> "Clients for what, exactly?" [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> [???] WELCOME, to you and to your friends. I AM LAAAAANCE CHAOSCLAW. Bionics engineer. AND THIS IS MY LABORATORY! Also my shop and main office. And bedroom. [16:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Here, I sell, and install BIONICS IMPLANTS, humanity's golden road to ENHANCEMENT! My job is MAKING THE HUMAN BODY BETTER. SUPERIOR! MORE POTENT! [16:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] SO! How may I help you, my friends! [16:18] <&Hebizuka> *You have the distinct impression of having stepped in a mad scientist's den. Except he's not one of the bad guys.* [16:18] <Tasia> "We happen to have bionics implants! What do you charge?" [16:18] <Tasia> "And that's quite a name.... do you mind if I call you Lance?" [16:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Could it be true? You have found some of my misplaced bionics packages! WHY THEN I SHALL CHARGE YOU NOTHING. The costs of operation will be ZERO. And yes, please call me Lance. [16:20] <Tasia> "So what's the catch, then? There's gotta be a downside here." [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] No catch, my friend. No downside. Some LESSER MINDS think that my products are too expensive, BUT HUMAN ENHANCEMENT HAS A COST. Especially when I am the only one in my field in the entire Mazes. [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] No, really, my friend. I am the sole bionics engineer in the entire Mazes. There is an entire Science Team, a whole scientific field, where I am the only member. [16:24] * Tasia turns to her companions. "Opinions, anyone? Do you trust him?" [16:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] I heard of him... They say he worked on the Colonel a long time ago. [16:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Given that he's been in charge for decades I'd say he's done good work... [16:25] <Tasia> "Okay..." [16:26] * Tasia sets down: [16:26] <Tasia> [Bionics] Skin implant - Toughness upgrade [16:26] <Tasia> [Bionics] Arms implant - Muscular enhancement system (arms) [16:26] <Tasia> (I forgot the names of these.) [16:27] <&Hebizuka> [Bionics] Body implant - "Hydra Skin" body resiliency enhancer [16:27] <Tasia> "I'd like the toughness upgrade... would any of you like the muscular enhancement?" [16:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] As a word of warning, I cannot work on youkai. [16:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] That's fine, I had a feeling. [16:27] <~SU_Tempest> *Regina seems ... unsettled by the idea of a medical operation.* [16:31] <Tasia> "If you don't want it - then how much would it be worth to sell?" [16:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] If you wish to sell the MES, then I shall take it back for.. say... 750 P$. [16:34] <Tasia> "Hmmm... this is a tough decision...." [16:34] <Tasia> "...Okay, if my friend doesn't want it, I'll sell it to you then." [16:34] <Tasia> "I would like the Hydra Skin installed, though." [16:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] PERFECT. Let's begin by taking away your unwanted implant. Then give me the Hydra Skin package.. [16:38] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 750 P$ [16:40] <&Hebizuka> *Total amount of money carried: 999 P$.* [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Now I will ask you to please strip down, leave your belongings near my desk, and lie down on the operating table. I will administer a dose of anaesthetics so that you won't feel a thing. When you'll wake up, you will be FAR stronger. And you will KNOW it. [16:43] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm you want to start the op?* [16:43] * Tasia does so, not without reservations - but this seems like it's probably the only way to use the bionics. [16:43] <Tasia> Yes. [16:43] <&Hebizuka> *Regina turns the other way. Akemi just finds a seat somewhere.* [16:45] <&Hebizuka> *You are put to sleep...* [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *A while passes, you're not sure how long.* [16:48] <&Hebizuka> *You wake up slowly, your skin feeling heavier and thicker.* [16:49] * Tasia tries stretching to see if her dexterity is impacted any [16:50] <&Hebizuka> *You stretch, and you have no trouble doing so. It's like your body feels denser, but you haven't lost a bit of your dexterity.* [16:51] <Tasia> "This is weird... but kinda neat." [16:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Welcome back among us, my friend. How are you feeling? Can you sense the STRENGTH in you? [16:52] <Tasia> "Eh, I /think/ I feel good... not quite sure yet. This could take some getting used to." [16:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] Do not worry. At the very least it was not a HEAVY operation where I've had to implant MULTIPLE THINGS AT ONCE. These would take even LONGER to get used to. IN ANY CASE! Let us hope that it helps you guide your mind towards ENHANCEMENT! If you wish to buy more implants, I have more fore sale... They won't be free, but again, WHAT IS THE COST OF BETTERMENT! [16:55] <Tasia> "I'll get ack to you on that." [16:55] <Tasia> back* [16:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] As you wish, my friend. [16:56] * Tasia isn't entirely sure this is all positive, but hey, it was free. [16:56] <Tasia> "Well, thank you." [16:56] <Tasia> "If I make my way back here again I'll let you know how this works out." [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Lance] WE SHALL SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN! [16:59] <Tasia> If I'm ready and done here, then [16:59] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [16:59] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 7202 - Front door: 6939 - Right door: 194 - Roomstyle: 150 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:00] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 128th.* [17:00] * Tasia gets dressed and re-equips everything as she had it before. [17:00] <Tasia> Front door. [17:01] <&Hebizuka> *A military bedroom. The bed here is square, with camouflage bedsheets. There is a desk, a television (@whatsonTV), a newspaper, and some ammunition on the nightstand.* [17:01] <Tasia> @whatsontv [17:01] <MazeBot> [Reality show] MasterSergeantChef: Cuisine with Guns [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Good god, I hate this show. [17:02] <Tasia> "Well, that's not something you see every day. Or maybe you do here." [17:02] * Tasia looks at the Ammunition [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> *The chef this time is attempting a Deagle Puree. Where he is literally mashing potatoes with a Desert Eagle. Then eating it, using it as a huge spoon.* [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> *Regina looks positively disgusted.* [17:02] <Tasia> "That looks incredibly unhygenic." [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] 800 P$ spoon... [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] ...freaking fools. [17:03] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.56x45mm NATO, FMJ, 2 rounds - Weight: 0.02 [17:03] * Tasia tosses them to Akemi [17:04] <Tasia> "It's not much, but it'll help." [17:04] <&Hebizuka> *She grabs them and adds them to her current magazine.* [17:04] * Tasia takes a look at the newspaper. [17:05] <&Hebizuka> [Newspaper headlines] "Parallionaire" contestant wins the big prize! *Read more?* [17:05] <Tasia> N [17:06] * Tasia will look through the desk for anytthing useful instead. [17:07] <&Hebizuka> *You don't find anything in the desk.* [17:07] <Tasia> Time to continue on, I guess. [17:07] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [17:07] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 4340 - Front door: 1919 - Right door: 1104 - Roomstyle: 403 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:07] <Tasia> Front door. [17:10] <&Hebizuka> *A warehouse room. Only one door ahead (!mrooms1). A large purple cardboard box can be seen, with the word "PENETRATOR" printed in stenciled white on it.* [17:11] <Tasia> "...The heck?" [17:11] * Tasia checks the box for traps. [17:11] <&Hebizuka> *No traps. But you find this.* [17:11] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Penetrator - Blunt. Weight: 14 [17:12] <&Hebizuka> *Why yes, it's a gigantic purple dildo mounted on a baseball bat.* [17:12] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi bursts in laughter. Regina curses the presence of perverted objects everywhere.* [17:12] * Tasia starts giggling and can't stop. [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Well that sure isn't what I expected when I ordered "armor-piercing ammunition!" [17:13] <Tasia> "...Imagine this on a rocket!" [17:13] <~SU_Tempest> *More laughter. Regina's face is too red and too embarrassed to laugh along though.* [17:13] <Tasia> "Dynamic entry!" [17:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] C-can you guys give it a rest! It's embarrassing! [17:16] <Tasia> "Well.. I can't think of anything it's actually useful for. And I don't want to put it in my pack. It's too big to fit."" [17:16] * Tasia snickers again [17:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] *Coy grin.* Oh sure, it's too big to fit. [17:16] <Tasia> "Maybe not for you." [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Pervert. [17:17] <Tasia> "I'm not the one that MADE the damn thing, don't blame me." [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Seriously though. I could probably carry it but... Yeah. It's gonna take a bit of space. [17:17] <Tasia> "Aaaanyway, shall we move on? And maybe not speak of this?" [17:17] <~SU_Tempest> *Akemi spares the damn thing.* [17:18] <Tasia> "You.... You mean you actuallly do want it?" [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Why not? It could be a lot of fun to beat something up with it. [17:18] <Tasia> "Ooookay then. I am NOT gona ask any further." [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] We will be the first people in history to be able to claim we killed people with a giant purple dong. [17:18] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [17:18] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 6455 - Roomstyle: 128 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Oh, what have I done to deserve this... [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Shit, hold on. [17:19] <Tasia> "Mmmm?" [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] You'll laugh but I'm out of space too. [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Glares at Regina.* [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] I'm NOT carrying this filthy thing for you. I'm NOT. I'm NOT. [17:20] <Tasia> "Then let's just move on, shall we?" [17:20] * Tasia heads for the unique door and waits for them there [17:20] <~SU_Tempest> *The purple monstrosity has been left behind, much to the disappointment of your kitsune ally.* [17:23] * Tasia goes through the unique door [17:23] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a library. You see a female librarian, and a large pile of very old documents - grimoires, tattered books and parchments, and so on, which she seems to be working on. From the looks of things, these items talk about ancient civilizations.* [17:26] <Tasia> "Whoa... this is interesting, now." [17:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Librarian] Hi there! [17:26] <Tasia> "Greetings!" [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Librarian] I see that you're looking at my work, aren't you? [17:27] <Tasia> "So are you an archaeologist?" [17:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Good eye! But no, I'm only a librarian. My name is Prisca de Stilcore, but just call me Prisca. I am making research about past civilizations... In fact, one in particular. [17:29] <Tasia> "I'm Tasia Vakilaainen, and these are my associates Akemi and Regina." [17:29] <~SU_Tempest> * [17:30] <~SU_Tempest> *They both wave.* [17:30] <Tasia> "What ancient civilization would that be? I'm ot from around here, so am not familiar." [17:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Pleased to meet you all! Well. If you're not too familiar, I would believe you haven't heard of a past era, which is named today as "Beta Era 4", have you? [17:31] * Tasia looks at her friends expectantly. [17:31] <Tasia> "I haven't, no, but maybe they have?" [17:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Beta 4? Man... I'm a few hundreds of years old but that goes -way- back. [17:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Was that something like... 2600 years ago or something? [17:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] More or less! I'd be surprised if you said you knew about it, because this was before the first recorded youkai. [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Here, I wrote an excerpt. You will know why I'm studying about this era. [17:35] <~SU_Tempest> *She passes you a piece of paper, which appears to be a freshly printed text file.* (http://pastebin.com/bqWjXBhi) [17:35] * Tasia takes a look! [17:36] <~SU_Tempest> *Prisca expectantly waits.* [17:37] <Tasia> "Iiiiiinteresting." [17:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] It's a big treasure hunt! [17:38] <Tasia> "Say, are you knowledgeable about gems, then?" [17:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Not me, but I have an archaeologist friend. He and I were the only members of a team I want to build. Just us two is a little short. But if you and your friends could join in, I'm sure we could find the crown and its gems! [17:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] I promise we'll share the loot if you join us! [17:39] <Tasia> "Alright. This sounds like it could be quite the payoff, if true." [17:39] <Tasia> "Are you asking for our help?" [17:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] I am indeed! Are you game? [17:39] <Tasia> "What would our cut be?" [17:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] We'll split the treasure, 50% for me and my associate and 50% for you and your friends. [17:40] <Tasia> "That sounds very fair. Alright, I'm in. It's worth a shot even if nothing comes of it." [17:42] <Tasia> "What clues do you have so far?" [17:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] I needed to go and meet this associate of mine. He is an archaeologist, as I said. His name is Marcus McBride. We could go meet him, all four of us! I need to tell him you girls are joining, anyway. [17:46] <Tasia> "Sure thing." [17:49] <&Hebizuka> *Mission start!* [17:49] <&Hebizuka> *Follow Prisca through doors - !mrooms1 for the mission.* [17:50] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [17:50] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 3649 - Roomstyle: 282 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:50] * Tasia goes forward! [17:51] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is ammo on the floor.* [17:52] * Tasia looks at the ammo! [17:53] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Taser cartridges, 3 cartridges - Weight: 0.3 [17:54] * Tasia will take these and add them to her collection. [17:54] <Tasia> "Say, Prisca, do you have a weapon on you by chance?" [17:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Uhuh. There's my shotgun on my back, standard issue for all librarians. You didn't notice? [17:56] <Tasia> "Ah. That'll work, then." [17:56] <Tasia> And no, I didn't think to look before. [17:58] <&Hebizuka> *There isn't anything else. As said before, only one door ahead.* [17:58] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main) 45.11/50 [17:59] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [17:59] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 2978 - Roomstyle: 55 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [17:59] * Tasia goes onward, then. [18:03] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular and featureless room, and more ammunition - of a different kind, this time - on the floor.* [18:03] * Tasia goes over and examines it... [18:03] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .50 Action Express, FMJ, 7 rounds - Weight: 0.35 [18:04] * Tasia takes it and reloads her Deagle with 3 rounds, and puts the other 4 in her empty .50 magazine. [18:04] <Tasia> "This stuff is rare, a lucky find." [18:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Lucky you, then! [18:05] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Desert Eagle MkXIX: +3x FMJ - [7+1/7, 8x FMJ] [18:05] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Desert Eagle .50 magazine: +4x FMJ [4/7, 4x FMJ] [18:05] <Tasia> "Works great against solid objects!" [18:05] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [18:05] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 6643 - Roomstyle: 174 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [18:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Hehe. If it works, it works! [18:06] <Tasia> Onward! [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. There are two hellhounds on the way!* [18:08] <Tasia> "Looks like trouble! I've met these things before, they spit fire!" [18:08] <Tasia> @cover [18:08] <MazeBot> A wooden crate. (Health: 24, LDV modifier: -1. AC Eqv: Hardskin. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x1) [18:09] * Tasia moves for the crate [18:09] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6 to attempt taking cover stealthily.* [18:09] <Tasia> @roll 2d6 [18:09] <MazeBot> Tasia: 7 [18:09] <&Hebizuka> *Success.* [18:09] <&Hebizuka> *Everyone else moves in silently. Your side has maintained stealth.* [18:09] <Tasia> Okay, since I'm stuck with the QBZ in hand, I'll fire off two bursts at the hellhound on the left. [18:10] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi raises her M16 and fires five shots in semi, at the second hellhound.* [18:10] <&Hebizuka> *Regina brings up her 1911 and fires four shots at the first one.* [18:10] <&Hebizuka> *Prisca raises her shotgun, firing two shells at the second one.* [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *And none of the hellhounds are any wiser - they cannot attack this turn!* [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Regina, Prisca, You, Akemi.* [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *Regina's turn...* [18:12] <&Hebizuka> @roll 4#2d6 [18:12] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4;7;6;10 [18:12] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Miss, Hit, Miss, Hit.* [18:13] <&Hebizuka> *Prisca's turn...* [18:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [18:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4;6 [18:13] <&Hebizuka> *Flechette!* [18:14] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Hit (2 flechette), Hit (6 flechette).* [18:14] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 2/2, 8 flechette* [18:15] <&Hebizuka> *Regina's shots seemed not to have a lot of effect on her target - hurt, but far from dead.* [18:15] <&Hebizuka> *As for Prisca, the flechette are clearly mangling flesh and fur, but don't seem to be causing that much pain.* [18:15] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn...* [18:15] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [18:16] <Tasia> @roll 2#2d6 [18:16] <MazeBot> Tasia: 9;12 [18:18] <&Hebizuka> *Bursts 1-2: Hit, Critical hit* [18:18] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 6/6* [18:23] <&Hebizuka> *Your segmented rounds seem to be particularly effective, and have managed to put the hellhound down nearly effortlessly!* [18:23] <&Hebizuka> Tasia [QBZ-97A] Hellhound [18:24] <Tasia> "Got one!" [18:24] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi's turn...* [18:24] <&Hebizuka> @roll 5#2d6 [18:24] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7;3;3;6;10 [18:25] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: Hit, Critical failure, [Canceled], [Canceled], [Canceled]* [18:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Jamming piece of shit... [18:26] <&Hebizuka> *Only one round hit her target, which was insufficient to kill it. Akemi is forced to clear her jam for the rest of the turn.* [18:27] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. The surviving hellhound is now aware of your presence!* [18:27] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [18:31] <Tasia> Welp, if it's still up... 4 shots semi-auto with the QBZ at it. [18:36] <&Hebizuka> *Prisca fires two more shells at the survivor. Regina will fire two more rounds with her 1911 at it too, while Akemi switches to her FABARM shotgun and fires once.* [18:36] <&Hebizuka> *The hellhound on the other hand, will attempt attacking Prisca, and will bypass cover to come in melee, and try to bite her!* [18:38] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Regina, Akemi, Hellhound, Prisca, You.* [18:38] <&Hebizuka> *Regina's turn...* [18:38] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [18:38] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3;6 [18:38] <&Hebizuka> *Two misses!* [18:38] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi's turn...* [18:39] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [18:39] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [18:39] <&Hebizuka> *Hit! Pellets that hit: 8.* [18:40] <&Hebizuka> *The hellhound has been horribly mangled!* [18:40] <&Hebizuka> Akemi [FABARM Ultra-Short] Hellhound [18:40] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [18:42] <Tasia> "Good work." [18:42] <Tasia> "Akemi, we really need to clean that M-16 up, I think." [18:43] <Tasia> "Gotta keep it from misfiring like that again." [18:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Agreed... I hate it when my weapons crap out on me. [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> *She sits down and breaks her GCK out, using one charge to clean the M16A1.* [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> *A lot of crud has been removed from the rifle.* [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] There... She'll run clean. See how much there was? I bet you could repaint a wall with it... [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] I'm so sorry for this incident! There's no creatures of that caliber around here usually... [18:46] <Tasia> "It's not your fault." [18:46] <Tasia> "Intruding where they don't belong is what monsters DO, right?" [18:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Well, yes, I suppose it's true! I got used to seeing -none- around here for so long, though, ahah. Oh well. Let's move on! [18:47] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [18:47] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 7326 - Roomstyle: 361 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [18:47] * Tasia continues onward. [18:49] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. There is a rifle on the floor...* [18:52] * Tasia checks the rifle out! [18:53] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Norinco QBZ-95B assault rifle | 5.8x42mm - Semi/Burst3/Full | No accessory | QBZ 5.8mm 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 - [22+1/30, 23x FMJ] - Cond: Bad / Clns: Dirty [18:53] <Tasia> "Almost like mine.... but it's ruined." [18:53] * Tasia takes the magazine anyway for possible resale. [18:54] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: QBZ 5.8mm 30-round magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1+0.22 (1.22) - [22/30, 22x FMJ] [18:54] <&Hebizuka> *Place the magazine where?* [18:54] <Tasia> Backpack I suppose. [18:55] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 46.34/50 [18:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] We should be close now. [18:55] <Tasia> "Sounds good to me." [18:55] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [18:55] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 3313 - Roomstyle: 440 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [18:55] <Tasia> Forward! [19:08] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a TV room. You see here an archaeologist, sitting on the couch, feet up on the table, watching whatever passes as entertainment right now.* [19:09] <Tasia> "Is this who we were looking for, Prisca?" [19:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Marcus! [19:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Oh, hey Prisca. And hi to you guys as well. [19:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Who're you, by the way? [19:12] <Tasia> "We're working with Prisca now. I'm Tasia, and with me are Akemi and Regina." [19:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Oh, so you guys are gonna be part of the team? Well if Prisca trusts you, I guess I should introduce myself proper. The name's Marcus McBride. Archaeologist. I'm a bit old, and I'd like one last achievement to add to my career before I hang the hat and retire. [19:14] <Tasia> "That's a worthy goal." [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Well, all we have for now are the texts I have so far, and the legend. The proof that the crown exists, at least. Did you find anything? [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] I did, yeah. Take a look. [19:16] <&Hebizuka> *The archaeologist passes an old parchment to the librarian, who proceeds to read and try to decipher it.* [19:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Oh, ho! [19:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] This is an old diary of one of King Maratuxa's subjects. He claims here that he witnessed him throw his crown away, but came later and appropriated it for himself. Said he hid it in a particular sector... claiming that he believed the King's visions of doom, and that if there were any of his people that survived, they would find it and recognize the crown, in order to bring a new king. [19:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Since this has never happened, maybe the crown is still there! I'm going to try and find out the precise location! [19:20] <~SU_Tempest> *Marcus nods, then turns to Tasia.* [19:20] <Tasia> "That sounds like useful information to me!" [19:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Well, that means the first thing we are looking after is the crown. But for now... We can't exactly go on a blind search and I don't want to drag you around while I snoop around for information... It wouldn't be very exciting. [19:22] <Tasia> "Good point. So what /should/ we be doing?" [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] For now, I just want you guys to lay low. Don't talk about our operation to anyone. Don't mention this treasure search, keep it amongst yourselves. And one last thing... I want you to accept this gift. As a token of my gratitude for helping us. [19:24] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - IMI Micro UZI machine pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | No accessory | UZI 32-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [31+1/32, 32x FMJ] - Cond: Brand new / Clns: Perfect [19:26] <Tasia> "Mmmm, thanks!" [19:27] * Tasia spares it in her vest, since it has 0/3 storage weight. [19:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] You're welcome. Remember, not a word! Aside from this... Well, I'm sorry I have to send you guys on your way. We will meet again, I'm sure. [19:27] <Tasia> "Unless anyone else wants it..." [19:28] <~SU_Tempest> *Regina shakes her head no. Akemi does the same.* [19:28] <Tasia> "That's it?" [19:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Well, you get to meet us and you have a free gun. Who wouldn't want a free gun? [19:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] But yes, I'm afraid, that is it for now. [19:28] <Tasia> "Well then.... before we go.... could you do us a favor and identify some gems?" [19:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Oh! Sure. I'll do it for free since you guys seem sympathetic. [19:28] <Tasia> "If you're able to, anyway." [19:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Sure am. [19:29] <Tasia> [Valuable] Yellow gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [19:29] <Tasia> [Valuable] White gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [19:29] <Tasia> [Valuable] Red gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [19:29] <Tasia> [Valuable] Black gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [19:29] <Tasia> [Valuable] Dark red gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [19:29] <Tasia> [Valuable] Clear gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [19:29] <Tasia> [Valuable] Yellow-green gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [19:29] * Tasia sets them out in a neat line. [19:29] <Tasia> "It's a lot, I know." [19:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] It's fine. Let's look.. [19:33] <&Hebizuka> =Gem ID results= [19:33] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Yellow gem - Worthless glass - Value 2-6 P$ (1d5 +1) - Weight: 0.1 [19:33] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] White gem - Big pearl - Value 50-300 P$ (1d251 +49) - Weight: 0.1 [19:33] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Dark red gem - Garnet - Value 75-200 P$ (1d126 +74) - Weight: 0.1 [19:33] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Ruby - Value 200-850 P$ (1d651 +199) - Weight: 0.1 [19:33] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Black gem - Onyx - Value 75-280 P$ (1d206 +74) - Weight: 0.1 [19:33] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Clear gem - Diamond - Value 350-2000 P$ (1d1651 +349) - Weight: 0.1 [19:33] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Yellow-green gem - Worthless glass - Value 1-4 P$ (1d4) - Weight: 0.1 [19:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Aside from the glass, these gems are really beautiful specimens. Hold on to them! Or sell them, if you need the cash that badly... You're going to be -rich- once this operation is over. [19:37] <Tasia> "Thank you much!" [19:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] You're very welcome. [19:38] * Tasia waves and heads for a door [19:38] <Tasia> "See you, stay safe!" [19:38] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [19:38] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 1451 - Front door: 658 - Right door: 4170 - Roomstyle: 196 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [19:38] <Tasia> Left door. [19:38] <&Hebizuka> *Mission complete!* [19:39] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 140th.* [19:42] <&Hebizuka> *A grassy room. An uruk-hai, of all things, is in the room, dragging a spear and a dagger in its hands.* [19:42] <Tasia> "Looks like trouble again." [19:43] <Tasia> "What do you think?" [19:43] <Tasia> @cover [19:43] <MazeBot> A block of concrete. (Health: 40, LDV modifier: -4. AC Eqv: Kevlar-3. Pass-through threshold: 10+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.25) [19:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] I-I think you're right! [19:43] <Tasia> Wait, it doesn't have ranged weapons does it? [19:43] <Tasia> Eh, worth a shot anyway [19:43] <Tasia> since we might get surprise [19:43] * Tasia tries to sneak toward the cover to hide. [19:44] <Tasia> @roll 2d6 [19:44] <MazeBot> Tasia: 10 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *The whole team rolled positively and maintained stealth.* [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *You can get the drop on the uruk-hai!* [19:45] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. What will you do?* [19:46] <Tasia> Two bursts from the QBZ at its head! [19:48] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi draws the M16 again and fires three rounds, semi, at the chest.* [19:49] <&Hebizuka> *Regina draws her 1911 once more, three rounds at the chest too.* [19:49] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Regina, You, Akemi.* [19:49] <&Hebizuka> *Regina's turn...* [19:49] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [19:49] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 11;4;10 [19:49] <&Hebizuka> *Regina's slide locked back ; this weapon is out of ammo!* [19:49] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Miss, Hit.* [19:51] <&Hebizuka> *It appears the shots did little to damage the uruk-hai, and hurt him even less.* [19:51] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [19:51] <Tasia> @roll 2#2d6 [19:51] <MazeBot> Tasia: 5;6 [19:51] <Tasia> Aww. [19:52] <&Hebizuka> *Bursts 1-2: Miss, Miss* [19:52] <&Hebizuka> *Total shots: 0/6* [19:52] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi's turn...* [19:53] <&Hebizuka> *The uruk-hai seems to be hurt a lot more by those rounds! He growls and roars in pain, but he is still alive.* [19:53] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. The uruk-hai is now aware of your collective presence!* [19:54] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [19:54] <Tasia> 7 shots semi-auto at its head. [19:54] <Tasia> Hopefully at least three will hit. [19:54] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi fires three more times.* [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *Regina ducks back and hastily reloads her 1911.* [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *The uruk-hai will throw his spear at you!* [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Regina, You, Akemi, Uruk-hai* [19:56] <&Hebizuka> *Regina hastily reloads by swapping magazines.* [19:57] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn; You may roll now.* [19:57] <Tasia> @roll 7#2d6 [19:57] <MazeBot> Tasia: 5;5;7;6;6;4;7 [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6: Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss* [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 7: Miss* [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *Total shots 0/7* [20:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Bad luck... [20:00] <Tasia> "Damn it!" [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi's turn...* [20:00] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [20:00] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5;6;5 [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *She doesn't have much luck either. Strangely enough.* [20:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Shit, shit, shit... [20:01] <Tasia> "This thing's got some kind of ninja moves!" [20:01] <&Hebizuka> *Uruk-hai's turn...* [20:01] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:01] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *He throws the spear with mighty strength, which ends up embedded in the block of concrete!* [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *It caused little damage - not even half of the spearhead made it inside, but there are a few cracks.* [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *The cover holds up nicely.* [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [21:20] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What will you do?* [21:21] <Tasia> I'll use the last of the ammo in my magazine to put two bursts center-mass at the Uruk! [21:21] <Tasia> Maybe this will hit! [21:22] <Tasia> If not I'm going to my .45 [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi fires three more times, hopefully having more luck this time.* [21:22] <Tasia> and dropping the rifle [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *Regina is back in the game and pulls the 1911 again. Three shots, center mass.* [21:22] <&Hebizuka> *The enraged orc creature pulls out a dagger and charges at Akemi, going to try and shank the living crap out of her.* [21:23] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Regina, Uruk-Hai, You, Akemi.* [21:23] <&Hebizuka> *Regina's turn...* [21:23] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [21:23] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10;4;7 [21:23] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Miss, Hit* [21:25] <&Hebizuka> *The two rounds that hit seem to cause further pain to an already battered uruk-hai. Unfortunately it's not enough to -stop- him, and he garners the last of his strength to keep charging at Akemi.* [21:25] <Tasia> "Look out!" [21:25] <&Hebizuka> *Regina's expression turns to horror.* [21:25] <&Hebizuka> *Uruk-hai's turn...* [21:25] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [21:25] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [21:25] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [21:25] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [21:25] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi narrowly dodges an incoming dagger blade.* [21:26] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [21:26] <Tasia> @roll 2#2d6 [21:26] <MazeBot> Tasia: 6;10 [21:26] <&Hebizuka> *Bursts 1-2: Miss, Hit* [21:26] <&Hebizuka> *Total shots: 3/6* [21:28] <&Hebizuka> *While the first burst misses, your aim is better on the second, meaning three shots well-placed on the creature's torso.* [21:28] <&Hebizuka> *This is more than enough to kill the uruk-hai, who crumbles on the floor at your feet.* [21:28] <&Hebizuka> Tasia [QBZ-97A] Uruk-Hai [21:29] <&Hebizuka> *Which comes at a good time because your weapon is now empty.* [21:29] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* [21:29] * Tasia breathes a sigh of relief. "Nice dodging, Akemi. A centimeter closer and you'd have been carved up." [21:29] * Tasia takes out the magazine and replaces it with... [21:29] <Tasia> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: STANAG 30-round magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1+0.3 (1.3) - [30/30, 12x HP 18x FMJ] (vest mag) [21:30] <Tasia> And reloads the empty with FMJ from the boxed ammo and puts that in her vest. [21:32] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] QBZ-97A - Magazine swapped. [<< 1 HP + 11 HP, 18 FMJ] [21:32] * Tasia notes, four bursts' worth of hollowpoints coming first. [21:33] * Tasia goes over to take a look at the spear [21:34] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] STANAG 30-rd mag: +30x FMJ - [30/30, 30x FMJ] [21:35] <&Hebizuka> *5.56 NATO FMJ remaining: 111 in backpack* [21:35] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Medieval spear - Piercing. Weight: 22 [21:35] <Tasia> ..My Class 5 Long slot is empty. [21:35] <Tasia> what the heck, I'll equip it! [21:36] <Tasia> "Anyone want the dagger, by the way?" [21:37] <&Hebizuka> *Medieval spear equipped!* [21:37] <Tasia> "An ancient weapon from a less civilized age." [21:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] *Sighs in relief.* [21:38] <~SU_Tempest> *Regina grabs the dagger from the dead orc.* [21:38] <Tasia> "We can all start breathing now, I think." [21:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Wow, that's -way- bigger than the knives for Captains... [21:38] <Tasia> Does the orc have anything else of use on him? [21:39] <Tasia> "Hey, as long as it's sharp, it's good." [21:39] <&Hebizuka> *Outside of those two weapons, no.* [21:39] <Tasia> well then. [21:40] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [21:40] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 4398 - Front door: 4692 - Right door: 677 - Roomstyle: 10 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [21:40] <Tasia> Let's go right this time. [21:43] <&Hebizuka> *A hospital bedroom. There is a hospital bed, an ECG machine, a nightstand, and a television (@whatsonTV). You see a tin can on the floor...* [21:44] * Tasia checks the tin can. [21:44] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Canned goods - Pickles, canned, 400g. 43kcal [21:44] <&Hebizuka> *Branded "the pickles", of course.* [21:44] <Tasia> "Anybody feel like having some pickles? Because I do." [21:44] <Tasia> "I like pickles." [21:45] <Tasia> "Any objections?" [21:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Nah, go ahead. Those things aren't very tasty to me. [21:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] I'm good too, for now. [21:45] * Tasia scarfs them down, then. Nom. [21:45] <Tasia> Assuming I can open the can. [21:46] <&Hebizuka> *Fortunately yes, all MazeWorld cans have an opening tab. Can openers are a thing of the past! (or Chernarus, depends where you came from).* [21:47] <&Hebizuka> *You open the can, and wolf down almost one pound of pickles.* [21:47] <&Hebizuka> *That's probably more than you ever thought you'd eat at once. It's still not very nutritious.* [21:47] <Tasia> "Mmm. A bit much for one sitting, but still tasty." [21:48] <Tasia> I'll check the TV then. [21:48] <Tasia> @whatsontv [21:48] <MazeBot> [Documentary] Mazebusters [21:48] <Tasia> Who you gonna call? [21:48] <&Hebizuka> *Unfortunately they don't chase ghosts. They chase myths, though.* [21:49] <&Hebizuka> [TV] Today's episode: We bust the myth that poison-tipped bullets kill any faster. With our two volunteers: Rory, and Gary. [21:49] <&Hebizuka> [TV] *Camera switches to two pigs. Apparently they're the targets.* [21:50] <Tasia> "Wasting good pork by poisoning it, I'd say." [21:50] <&Hebizuka> *Watch more?* [21:50] <Tasia> Nah. [21:50] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [21:50] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 6833 - Front door: 3623 - Right door: 2352 - Roomstyle: 69 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [21:50] <Tasia> I'll head left. [21:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] I wonder what these poor pigs did to the producers to be targets... [21:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Not being bacon. [21:51] <Tasia> "Maybe they're fascist pigs." [21:51] <Tasia> "You never know, right?" [21:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] What's a fascist? [21:52] <Tasia> "Something historical... tyrants, bad guys." [21:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Strange word. I'll need to look it up in the library next time. [21:53] <Tasia> "I think they were Russian or something, not sure." [21:55] <&Hebizuka> *An armory. You notice a weapon and a magazine in the locker, but also a demonic creature; a satyr, as evidenced with the goat tail, the goat ears... and the large goat penis, in full display and erect as though that creature had negative amounts of shame.* [21:58] <Tasia> It's demonic? [21:58] <&Hebizuka> *It is.* [21:59] <Tasia> "Alright, back to the pit with ya." [21:59] <Tasia> @cover [21:59] <MazeBot> An empty plastic crate. (Health: 20, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Hardskin. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [21:59] * Tasia moves to cover, motioning her allies to follow. [22:00] <Tasia> "I'm not really the religious type, but I'm pretty sure that demons shouldn't be left to wander around causing trouble. Nothing good could come of it." [22:01] <Tasia> @roll 2d6 for cover [22:01] <MazeBot> Tasia, for cover: 3 [22:04] <&Hebizuka> *The satyr has spotted you!* [22:04] <&Hebizuka> *All of you move behind cover but are too late to make an attack - the satyr gets the drop on you!* [22:05] <&Hebizuka> *Satyr's turn...* [22:05] <&Hebizuka> *The satyr CHARGES at Akemi and tries to ram her with his head horns. Also goat shaped.* [22:05] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [22:05] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right leg [22:05] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [22:05] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2 [22:05] <&Hebizuka> *The satyr critically fails to notice the crate, and embeds his head inside of it.* [22:06] <Tasia> "Why do you freaks always have to pick on her?" [22:06] <Tasia> "Fry him or somehting, Akemi!" [22:06] <&Hebizuka> *The demon is now blind, with his head stuck in a crate. He's squirming violently and threatening to slam you - with your piece of cover along with it!* [22:06] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2.* [22:06] <&Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [22:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Satyr] Shit, shit, SHIT! GET MY HEAD OUT OF HERE! [22:07] <Tasia> Two bursts with the QBZ at his head, since it's stuck. [22:07] <&Hebizuka> *You are going to shoot through the crate, which may make the shots less effective. Confirm?* [22:08] <Tasia> Errr, in that case no. Can I climb on top of the crate and then shoot down at him? [22:08] <&Hebizuka> *You can aim at another body part.* [22:08] <Tasia> will center mass work? [22:09] <Tasia> Upper or lower torso, whichever's easier. [22:10] <Tasia> If he's hunched over with his head down, lower torso might be easier to hit so let's go with that. [22:11] <Tasia> Two bursts at lower torso. [22:12] <&Hebizuka> *Assuming stomach.* [22:12] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi purely and simply attempts a kick in the ass.* [22:13] <&Hebizuka> *Regina will attempt shooting the satyr's stomach, three shots with the 1911.* [22:13] <&Hebizuka> *The satyr, blinded, tries to get his head out of the crate!* [22:13] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Satyr, Akemi, Regina, You.* [22:14] <&Hebizuka> *Satyr's turn...* [22:14] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [22:14] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [22:14] <&Hebizuka> *He gets out, damaging your piece of cover in the process.* [22:14] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi's turn...* [22:14] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [22:14] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [22:15] <&Hebizuka> *And right as he gets out, he receives a mighty kick to the rear.* [22:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Now you've pissed me off. [22:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Satyr] OW FOR HELL'S SAKE, OW! [22:15] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi kicked REALLY hard.* [22:16] <&Hebizuka> *Regina's turn...* [22:16] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [22:16] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 12;6;3 [22:16] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Critical hit, Miss, Miss* [22:16] <&Hebizuka> *The satyr yells in pain and clutches his stomach - the shot must've hit something because he looks clearly disoriented!* [22:17] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [22:17] <Tasia> @roll 2#2d6 [22:17] <MazeBot> Tasia: 9;7 [22:18] <Tasia> SHOT TO THE... KIDNEYS! And you're to blame! [22:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Satyr] Good fucking hell it'll take forever for me to remove the stones! I mean, ouch! [22:19] <&Hebizuka> *Bursts 1-2: Hit, Hit.* [22:19] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 6/6 shots hit* [22:19] <Tasia> "Somehow I'm not feeling the sympathy here." [22:20] <&Hebizuka> *Six successful hits in the stomach! The 5.56 hollow-points do devastating damage. There are no exit wounds, but you can imagine you just tore all kinds of new orifices in the demon's body.* [22:21] <&Hebizuka> Tasia [QBZ-97A] Satyr [22:21] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [22:21] <Tasia> "Nope. Still not feeling it." [22:22] <&Hebizuka> *The satyr's body catches on fire spontaneously.* [22:22] <&Hebizuka> *He burns to a pile of ashes.* [22:22] * Tasia goes to examine the weapon and magazine. [22:22] <Tasia> "At least they clean up after themselves, that's one point in their favor." [22:24] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - H&K P7M10 pistol | .40 S&W - Semi-auto | No accessory | P7M10 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [5+1/10: 6x FMJ] - Cond: Bad / Clns: Dirty [22:24] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K P7M10 10-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.14 (0.39) - [7/10, 7x XPD] [22:24] <Tasia> "Well, here's some more .40 for you, Regina. Not a loss." [22:25] * Tasia hands it over for her to unload into her stockpiles [22:26] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [22:26] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 1949 - Front door: 233 - Right door: 1847 - Roomstyle: 132 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [22:26] <Tasia> Let's go left again. [22:28] <&Hebizuka> *Regina empties gun and magazine, and obtains seven rounds of .40 XPD, and six of FMJ.* [22:37] <&Hebizuka> *A washitsu. You spot an accessory abandoned in the room. You notice there is not much furniture here aside from a bed, a table, and a drawer.* [22:38] <Tasia> >examine the accessory! [22:38] <Tasia> And then I'll peek in the drawer after that, too. [22:38] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Muzzle brake, 7.62x51mm NATO [22:39] * Tasia hands it to Regina, if it'll fit on her Scout. [22:39] <Tasia> Unless it already has one. [22:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Already got one! But maybe we should keep it... [22:40] <Tasia> "Yep. We should look into finding a gun shop soon." [22:41] <Tasia> "In case we find another teleporter, do you know how to make a phone call to find out where a gun shop is?" [22:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Uh... I think 5-GUN-SHOP does that. [22:42] <Tasia> "Ah, thanks." [22:43] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [22:43] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 6233 - Front door: 3432 - Right door: 6053 - Roomstyle: 106 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [22:43] <Tasia> Front door. [22:48] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area. Daytime forest. You spot an object in the grass here...* [22:49] * Tasia goes up and examines the object. [22:50] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [22:51] * Tasia stuffs it in her pack. [22:52] <Tasia> "whatever this is, it's probably either useful or valuable." [22:52] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [22:52] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 4610 - Front door: 5883 - Right door: 3507 - Roomstyle: 27 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [22:53] <Tasia> Front door please! [22:53] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main) 46.14/50 [22:56] <&Hebizuka> *Another washitsu. Only one door ahead this time. You spot a box of ammo on the heated table.* [22:57] * Tasia goes up to take the ammo [23:00] <Tasia> what is it? [23:00] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of .22 Long Rifle, FMJ, 50 rounds - [12/50] - Weight: 0.12 [23:01] <Tasia> eh, I'll take it. Might get a couple parallars for it. [23:01] * Tasia puts it in her pack [23:01] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main) 46.26/50 [23:02] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [23:02] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 5338 - Roomstyle: 429 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:02] * Tasia advances on to the next room! [23:02] <&Hebizuka> *You reach a teleporting keypad. Enter a room number and be teleported (hopefully) instantly.* [23:02] <Tasia> "Okay, time to get some use from the phone system!" [23:03] * Tasia dials 5-GUN-SHOP [23:04] <&Hebizuka> *Dialing...* [23:06] <&Hebizuka> [Phone] Welcome to the online gun shop phone service. The nearest gun shop is located in room 5763. We are presently unable to send this gun shop over to your location. [23:06] <&Hebizuka> *The call ends.* [23:06] <&Hebizuka> [Battery] 5/6 [23:06] <Tasia> Perfect. [23:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] So where is that shop? [23:06] * Tasia punches 5763 into the keypad! [23:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] I kept the brake, by the way. [23:07] <Tasia> "5763! And that's where we're headed, I guess." [23:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Wait, 5763? [23:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] That's ONE ROOM AWAY from my barrack's entrance! [23:07] <Tasia> "Yep." [23:07] <Tasia> "Hey, if you want to dash over there, I can wait." [23:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Oh, no, no. I'm not eager to return. [23:08] <Tasia> "I can't follow, but I can wait." [23:08] <Tasia> "Just checking." [23:08] * Tasia presses Enter or whatever the equivalent is. [23:09] <&Hebizuka> *There is an enter button. You hit it, and the machine powers up...* [23:09] <&Hebizuka> *You're successfully teleported.* [23:11] <&Hebizuka> *You reappear in a regular, featureless room, and just as expected, a gun shop is there.* [23:11] <Tasia> "Hellooooo gun shop! [23:11] <Tasia> " [23:12] * Tasia walks over, waving at the merchant. [23:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Hi there, welcome to my humble shop. How may I help you? [23:15] <Tasia> "What do you have for sale? We've got stuff to sell back, too." [23:16] <Tasia> "But seeing what you have in stock will affect what we can sell." [23:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Sure thing, let me pull my list. [23:20] <&Hebizuka> =Wares for sale= [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Gustloff Volkssturmgewehr rifle | 7.92x33mm Kurz - Semi-auto | No accessory | StG-44 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - SIG Sauer P226 pistol | .357 SIG - Semi-auto | No accessory | P226 .357 12-round mag | Weight: 3 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - KBP PP-2000 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | Foregrip(I) | PP-2000 20-round mag | Weight: 3 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - IZHMASH PP-91 Kedr submachine gun | 9x18mm Makarov - Semi/Full | No accessory | Kedr 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Star Megastar pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | Megastar 12-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov AKS-74U assault rifle | 5.45x39mm - Semi/Full | No accessory | AK-74 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Mauser C96 Red 9 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Internal magazine, 10 rounds, no +1 | Weight: 3 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Blaser R93 LRS2 sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - Bolt-action | Scope[Redfield](S) | R93 4-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Simonov AVS-36 battle rifle | 7.62x54mm R - Semi/Full | No accessory | AVS-36 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH SV-98 sniper rifle | 7.62x54mm R - Bolt-action | Scope[PSO-1](S), Bipod(S) | SV-98 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K HK69A1 grenade launcher | 40mm NATO grenade - Single shot | No accessory | Capacity: 1 | Weight: 5 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K CAWS shotgun | 12 gauge belted - Semi/Full | No accessory | CAWS 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - SIG Sauer P232 pistol | .380 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | P232 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Ruger Super Redhawk Alaskan revolver | .454 Casull - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 3 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Beretta AR70/90 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Burst3/Full | Bipod(I) | STANAG 30-round mag | Weight: 22 [23:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - FN Herstal Mark 48 Mod 1 light machine gun | 7.62x51mm NATO - Full-auto | Bipod(S), Rail, Rail | M60 100-round belt | Weight: 22 [23:21] <Tasia> "Hmmm. Anyone in the mood for a grenade launcher?" [23:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Aw yes. I'll sell my shotgun immediately if it means I can get one. [23:23] <Tasia> "Time to throw down our stuff for sale, I guess. Akemi, want to sell your USp minus the silencer, maybe, and take my Micro-Uzi in place of it?" [23:24] * Tasia sets down: [23:24] <Tasia> [Weapon] Class 1 - Enfield SMLE No.4 Mk.I(T) sniper rifle | .303 British - Bolt-action | Scope[4x](I) | Internal magazine, 10 [23:24] <Tasia> rounds, no +1 | Weight: 22 - [10/10, 10x FMJ] - Cond: Brand new / Clns: Perfect [23:24] <Tasia> [Ammunition] Fukiya poison darts, 9 rounds - weight 0.09 [23:24] <Tasia> [Ammunition] .408 Chey Tac, FMJ, 5 rounds - Weight: 0.5 [23:24] <Tasia> [Ammunition] 7.62x25mm Tokarev, FMJ, 24 rounds - Weight: 0.24 [23:24] <Tasia> [Ammunition] .38 Special, FMJ, 8 rounds - Weight: 0.08 [23:24] <Tasia> [Ammunition] Box of .22 Long Rifle, FMJ, 50 rounds - [12/50] - Weight: 0.12 [23:24] <Tasia> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: QBZ 5.8mm 30-round magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1+0.22 (1.22) - [22/30, 22x FMJ] [23:24] <Tasia> [Weapon accessory] Scope: 1P21 Minuta (9x) [23:24] <Tasia> [Weapon accessory] Muzzle brake, 5.45x39mm [23:25] <Tasia> [Valuable] Yellow-green gem - Worthless glass - Value 1-4 P$ (1d4) - Weight: 0.1 [23:25] <Tasia> [Valuable] Yellow gem - Worthless glass - Value 2-6 P$ (1d5 +1) - Weight: 0.1 [23:25] <Tasia> [Valuable] Black gem - Onyx - Value 75-280 P$ (1d206 +74) - Weight: 0.1 [23:25] <Tasia> [Valuable] White gem - Big pearl - Value 50-300 P$ (1d251 +49) - Weight: 0.1 [23:25] <Tasia> [Valuable] Dark red gem - Garnet - Value 75-200 P$ (1d126 +74) - Weight: 0.1 [23:26] <Tasia> "I've got 400 P$ in gun store credit, too, but I'd like to sell all of this." [23:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Oh no. I like my USP. I'll keep it for now. But do pass it to me. [23:26] * Tasia hands it over. [23:27] <Tasia> "You could sell the 14.45 instead... or keep all three, it's your call." [23:27] <Tasia> "The Micro-Uzi's at least brand new." [23:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] That's why I'm keeping it. [23:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Whoa, okay, so... Let's look at all of this. [23:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] First, I can't take the poison darts. [23:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Next, I need your name for the shop credit, and see if you have any. [23:30] <Tasia> "Not a problem." Tasia pust them back in her pack. [23:30] <Tasia> "Anastasia Vakilaainen. Might be under Tasia Vakilaainen instead." [23:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] All right. And yes... Yes. You do have 400 P$. [23:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Let's see the value for the other items, and I'm back at you... [23:40] <&Hebizuka> =SELL= [23:40] <&Hebizuka> Enfield SMLE Sniper - 700 P$ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> QBZ 5.8mm 30-round mag - 50 P$ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> 10x .303 British, FMJ - 23 P$ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> 5x .408 Chey Tac, FMJ - 40 P$ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> 24x 7.62x25mm Tokarev, FMJ - 12 P$ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> 8x .38 Special, FMJ - 2 P$ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> 12x .22 Long Rifle, FMJ - 1 P$ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> 22x 5.8x42mm, FMJ - 50 P$ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> Yellow glass - 5 P$ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> Onyx - 89 P$ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> Big pearl - 126 P$ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> Garnet - 186 P$ [23:40] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL due to client: 1284 P$ [23:41] <Tasia> Confirm. [23:41] <Tasia> "Anyone else selling anything?" [23:42] <&Hebizuka> *All items sold. Backpack/Main weight is now 43.69/50.* [23:43] <&Hebizuka> *Temporary credit is now 1284 P$.* [23:43] <Tasia> "Okay, so I guess we're taking the grenade launcher... and selling a shotgun too?" [23:44] <Tasia> "Then after that, 40mm grenades would be first priority." [23:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] I've got a shotgun and shells to sell... Separate the cash, it's on me. [23:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] ...The sales, that is. [23:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] And if I can pay for some of the ammo, I will, Tasia... No need to strain the budget for me. [23:45] <Tasia> "So you're paying for the grenade launcher and grenades? Okay. But I can cover you if you need more money." [23:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] I have maybe 300 in my bag. So I doubt I'll have enough, but what I can pay for I insist to pay for. [23:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Anyhow, this FABARM shotgun. I'm keeping the shells. [23:46] <Tasia> "Okay, but I've got the dunnage on it - after all, it's helping me as much as it is you." [23:46] <~SU_Tempest> *Akemi acquired 450 P$ by selling the FABARM.* [23:47] <~SU_Tempest> *She asked for the cash immediately, which she pockets.* [23:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Hmm. 816 P$. Will be a bit short, won't it. [23:47] <Tasia> "Like I said, gotcha covered. Getting the launcher and grenades for it is what matters." [23:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] The HK69 is 1350 P$. As for ammo, what would you like? I've got HE rounds, smoke rounds, tear gas rounds, special buckshot rounds, and the infamous Hellhound rounds. [23:50] <Tasia> "HE and a few Hellhounds sound fun." [23:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] I sell HE rounds by the box of 6, and Hellhounds by box of 4. One box of HE is 330 P$, and one box of hellhounds is 340 P$. [23:51] <Tasia> "Three boxes of HE and one of Hellhound?" [23:52] <Tasia> "wait, that's gonna be too expensive isn't it.... hold on... I've got more gems to sell if we need 'em." [23:53] <&Hebizuka> =BUY= [23:53] <&Hebizuka> H&K HK69A1 - 1350 P$ [23:53] <&Hebizuka> 12x 40mm NATO M386, HE - 1320 P$ [23:53] <&Hebizuka> 4x 40mm NATO, Hellhound - 340 P$ [23:53] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL due to shop: 3010 P$ [23:53] * Tasia puts down her last two gems for sale. [23:53] <Tasia> [Valuable] Red gem - Ruby - Value 200-850 P$ (1d651 +199) - Weight: 0.1 [23:53] <Tasia> [Valuable] Clear gem - Diamond - Value 350-2000 P$ (1d1651 +349) - Weight: 0.1 [23:56] <Tasia> @roll 1216+1284+999 THis is what we have to work with before selling the gems. [23:56] <MazeBot> Tasia, THis is what we have to work with before selling the gems.: 3499:1216+1284+999 [23:56] <Tasia> And we could use more bullets too. [23:56] <~SU_Tempest> (what were those rolls intended for though?) [23:57] <Tasia> (Those were just adding up all the money we had before selling the gems.) [23:57] <Tasia> (Easier than pulling up a calculator.) [23:57] <~SU_Tempest> (Ah okay.) [23:58] <&Hebizuka> =SELL= [23:58] <&Hebizuka> Ruby - 549 P$ [23:58] <&Hebizuka> Diamond - 1827 P$ [23:58] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL due to client: 2376 P$ [23:59] <Tasia> Great. [23:59] <Tasia> @roll 3499-3010+2376 [23:59] <MazeBot> Tasia: 2865:3499-3010+2376 [23:59] <&Hebizuka> *Total temporary credit is now 3660 P$* [00:00] <Tasia> "Okay, can we throw in one more box of Hellhound grenades.... and how much are boxes of .45ACP?" [00:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] 100 P$ for one box of 50 rounds. [00:01] <Tasia> "Could we get three boxes of those and three of 5.56x45?" [00:02] <Tasia> "wait, might as well get 5 boxes of 5.56." [00:02] <Tasia> "We go through it quickly." [00:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Good going because one box of 5.56 is 20 rounds, 60 P$ a piece. So five it is, huh? [00:06] <Tasia> "Sure." [00:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Will that be all? [00:07] <Tasia> "That'll be all that I can think of, unless anyone wants to look at accessories." [00:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Um... Do you carry any optics? [00:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Certainly do. What are you lookin' for? [00:09] <~SU_Tempest> *Akemi describes the need for a high-power scope she wants to put on her Scout.* [00:09] <~SU_Tempest> *The shopkeep proposes a Redfield scope or a Sniper scope. Regina goes straight for the Sniper scope, enticed by the 10x power optic.* [00:10] <Tasia> Ow, that's gonna cost. -sigh- [00:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] One of these? It'll be 1500 P$. The Redfield is 1100. [00:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] I'll s-sell my Viper scope if that helps! [00:10] <~SU_Tempest> *Which the shopkeep agrees to take back... for 450.* [00:11] <Tasia> "I can throw in this too, actually, because we probably won't find anything that it can fit and we already have somehting in that line..." [00:11] <Tasia> [Weapon accessory] Underbarrel grenade launcher: H&K AG36 - 40mm NATO grenade - [Empty] [00:11] <~SU_Tempest> *The shopkeep can take it back for 375 P$.* [00:12] <Tasia> do it. [00:12] <Tasia> If it's H&K-specific then it's kinda limited. [00:13] <&Hebizuka> =BUY= [00:13] <&Hebizuka> H&K HK69A1 - 1350 P$ [00:13] <&Hebizuka> 12x 40mm NATO M386, HE - 1320 P$ [00:13] <&Hebizuka> 8x 40mm NATO, Hellhound - 680 P$ [00:13] <&Hebizuka> 150x .45 ACP, FMJ - 300 P$ [00:13] <&Hebizuka> 100x 5.56x45mm NATO, FMJ - 300 P$ [00:13] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 3950 P$ [00:13] <&Hebizuka> =SELL= [00:13] <&Hebizuka> Viper scope (5x) - 450 P$ [00:13] <&Hebizuka> H&K AG36 UGL - 375 P$ [00:13] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 825 P$ [00:13] <&Hebizuka> +temporary credit: 3660 P$ [00:13] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL due to client: 535 P$ [00:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] It's when I wish I had a tactical vest with grenade loops... [00:13] <Tasia> Is that counting Akemi's money for her grenade launcher? [00:14] <~SU_Tempest> *No. This counts the total temporary credit for -you- only.* [00:16] <Tasia> "Okay... I guess we'll apply our 400 store credit to the sale and take the change in cash." [00:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] If so then I owe you 935 P$. Is that fine? [00:17] <Tasia> "Yep! Let's call it a deal." [00:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] No, wait, wait! [00:18] <Tasia> "Mmm?" [00:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] I'm taking the Sniper scope too... He forgot to add it to the list! [00:18] <Tasia> "Oh right! I thought that sounded too good, heheh." [00:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Akemi plops down 600 P$ to cover the costs of the optic.* [00:19] <&Hebizuka> =BUY= [00:19] <&Hebizuka> H&K HK69A1 - 1350 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> 12x 40mm NATO M386, HE - 1320 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> 8x 40mm NATO, Hellhound - 680 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> 150x .45 ACP, FMJ - 300 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> 100x 5.56x45mm NATO, FMJ - 300 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> Sniper scope (10x) - 1500 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 5450 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> =SELL= [00:19] <&Hebizuka> Viper scope (5x) - 450 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> H&K AG36 UGL - 375 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 825 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> +temporary credit: 3660 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> +shop credit: 400 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> +Akemi's money: 600 P$ [00:19] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL due to client: 35 P$ [00:20] * Tasia counts out 35 Parallars and hands them over. "Okay, that's right now." [00:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] No, no, that's 35 P$ I owe -you-. [00:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Your friend added a little more than enough. [00:21] <Tasia> "My mistake, I misinterpreted." [00:22] <Tasia> "Anyway, yes, it's a deal." [00:22] <&Hebizuka> *Please wait, inventory is being modified.* [00:23] <Tasia> well, before you dive too far into that [00:23] <Tasia> I'll hand out 50 .45 rounds and 60 5.56 rounds to Akemi since she uses them too. [00:24] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 5.56x45mm NATO, FMJ, 20 rounds - [20/20] - Weight: 0.2 (Quantity: 5) [00:24] <Tasia> And ofc she's taking the grenade launcher + grenades [00:24] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of .45 ACP, FMJ, 50 rounds - [50/50] - Weight: 1 (Quantity: 3) [00:24] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 40mm NATO, M386 HE, 6 rounds - [6/6] - Weight: 6 (Quantity: 2) [00:25] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 40mm NATO, Hellhound, 4 rounds - [4/4] - Weight: 4 (Quantity: 2) [00:25] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K HK69A1 grenade launcher | 40mm NATO grenade - Single shot | No accessory | Capacity: 1 | Weight: 5 - [Empty] - Cond: Perfect / Clns: Brand new [00:25] <&Hebizuka> *Regina takes the scope and installs it on her rifle, which is now adorned with a huge optic.* [00:26] <&Hebizuka> *Almost oversized for a rifle the size of the Scout.* [00:26] <Tasia> "Classy as hell." [00:26] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi takes the boxes passed to her.* [00:27] <&Hebizuka> *You add 100x .45 ACP and 40x 5.56 NATO, both FMJ, to your backpack.* [00:27] <&Hebizuka> *Total .45 ACP FMJ carried: 100 in backpack* [00:27] <&Hebizuka> *Total 5.56 NATO FMJ carried: 151 in backpack* [00:28] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi equips the HK69 and loads an HE round.* [00:31] * Tasia equips my QBZ back in the Class 1 slot where it belongs. [00:32] <&Hebizuka> *Your QBZ now rests on your back once again, in the Class 1 slot. Ah, lovely slings.* [00:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Will that be all? [00:33] <Tasia> "I believe so for now, thanks!" [00:34] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 35 P$ [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Shopkeep] Hey, I know you find my face pretty, but take this, I can't accept tips. *Joking tone* [00:34] * Tasia grins and pockets the cash. [00:34] <Tasia> "Have a good one." [00:34] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1034 P$ [00:35] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 45.09/50 [00:35] <Tasia> "All loaded up?" [00:35] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi has trouble with the grenades.* [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Wait a flying second. YOUR vest has grenade loops! [00:36] <Tasia> "Umm. Need some help there?" [00:36] <Tasia> "Wanna trade, then?" [00:37] * Tasia takes the magazines out of her vest and hands it to Akemi. [00:38] <~SU_Tempest> *Swap tactical vests with Akemi?* [00:38] <Tasia> Sure. [00:38] <~SU_Tempest> *You can have a preview of hers and a reminder of her capacity before confirming.µ [00:38] <Tasia> Okay. I don't remember what she has. [00:38] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) M1967 webbing: Capacity 2 units + Ammo (6 mags only, max tier: Large) + Spare wpn (2x C4 wpn only, max wgt 2) [00:38] <Tasia> That works! [00:40] <&Hebizuka> *Please wait...* [00:40] <Tasia> I'll put all 4 of my free STANAG magazines, the full .50 magazine, and the .45 XAP magazine in there. [00:40] <Tasia> And the rest go in my pack. [00:41] <Tasia> Which would be a .45 HP magazine and the 4/7 .50 mag. [00:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Understood. Moving items.* [00:42] <&Hebizuka> *Done.* [00:42] <&Hebizuka> *Your new weights are:* [00:42] <&Hebizuka> *(Vest/Mags) 6/6 mags --- (Pack/Main) 45.99/50* [00:43] <Tasia> All set? [00:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Just the time to shove those nades where they belong. [00:44] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [00:44] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 5189 - Front door: 4306 - Right door: 628 - Roomstyle: 549 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:44] <Tasia> when she's done I'll go Right. [00:46] <~SU_Tempest> *Akemi goes to the shop owner again and sells her G21 30-round mag, as well as her two 105mm rockets. For this, she gets 338 P$, which she keeps.* [00:46] <Tasia> I'd forgotten about those. [00:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Shit... Even when selling these I still don't have enough space. [00:46] <Tasia> Regi has a muzle brake she could sell too, for that matter. [00:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] All the crossbow bolts are heavy. I wish I could sell them right now but... Argh. [00:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Anyone got space to carry me six grenades? [00:47] <Tasia> "Then use them up, maybe?" Tasia shrugs. [00:47] <Tasia> "I can do it." [00:47] <&Hebizuka> *She passes you a full box of M386 HE.* [00:47] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 40mm NATO, M386 HE, 6 rounds - [6/6] - Weight: 6 [00:48] <Tasia> "Or you could toss the non-poison crossbow bolts if you want." [00:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Nono. You never know. [00:48] <&Hebizuka> *Can spare 4 grenades in the backpack and 2 in Vest/Main.* [00:48] <Tasia> Sure. [00:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Thank you. You're a lifesaver. [00:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] I didn't want to throw out more items. [00:49] <&Hebizuka> [Vest/Main] 2/2 [00:49] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 49.99/50 [00:50] <Tasia> "Completely full - I could squeeze a sheet of paper in there, and that's about it." [00:50] <Tasia> Anyway, Right to 628 [00:51] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 150th.* [00:53] <&Hebizuka> *A scullery, with its dishwashers. You come across a group of creatures you'd least expect to find here: four chickens, squawking and cawing about.* [00:53] <Tasia> "Surely the chickens won't try to fight us, will they?" [00:54] <&Hebizuka> *They aren't aware of you yet, so you can't tell if these chickens are the afraid kind or the psycho killer kind.* [00:54] <&Hebizuka> *But seriously, it's a bunch of chickens. What do you expect?* [00:54] * Tasia walks past them to the next doors. If they wanna start shit it's all on them. [00:54] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [00:54] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 5540 - Front door: 916 - Right door: 6898 - Roomstyle: 395 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:54] <Tasia> Right door. [00:54] <&Hebizuka> *They flap their wings and try to avoid you.* [00:59] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside an office. As usual, four desks, four computers, one printer, the usual office clutter. You notice strange load-bearing equipment on one of the seats.* [00:59] <&Hebizuka> *And on the computer nearest to this seat is a post-it note plastered on the monitor.* [01:00] <Tasia> Oooh, the load-bearing-equipment is strange? Must be worth a look! [01:01] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) Competition vest: Capacity 3 units + Ammo 1 (2 mags only, max tier: Large), Ammo 2 (2 pistol mags only, max tier: Small), Ammo 3 (Shotgun shells only, max 20) [01:01] <&Hebizuka> *A vest that is not unlike those used by 3-gun competitors.* [01:02] <Tasia> "Not better than what we have already, I think." [01:03] * Tasia leaves it and looks at the postie [01:05] <&Hebizuka> [Note] "Hey dude. You were right, the admin is a drunkard. Here is your new login information! Login: TDardell - PW: Boobies" [01:08] <Tasia> "Heh. Anyone want to log in?" [01:09] <Tasia> "I'd look up the Crown of Maratuxa but I don't think there's be any information that we couldn't alreadyt get from the experts anyway." [01:10] * Tasia takes the note and sticks it with her other papers, in case it works on other computers later. [01:10] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [01:10] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 2433 - Front door: 1504 - Right door: 299 - Roomstyle: 517 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:10] <Tasia> I'll go Right again. [01:14] <&Hebizuka> *A grassy room. You spot armor abandoned on the ground.* [01:15] * Tasia will examine the armor! Might be good. [01:16] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-4 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-4 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Ruined] [01:17] <Tasia> "Aw, too bad it's wrecked, this would be good if it was new." [01:18] <Tasia> "So it goes, so it goes." [01:19] * Tasia pulls out the obligatory end-of-session cigarette and lights it up. [01:20] <Tasia> Checkout? [01:21] <&Hebizuka> *You light yourself a cigarette. You feel you won't be hungry for a while. You feel less turned on, and less accurate.* [01:24] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [01:36] <&Hebizuka> 143 rooms (+20), 15 kills (+4), 0 SEs, 4 missions (+1), 1 Amulet, 1405 P$ (+235), 0 Runs [01:36] <&Hebizuka> Score: 252pts (+40) [01:36] <&Hebizuka> Position: 4th [01:36] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [01:36] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 12/25 (48%) [01:36] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 12/25 (48%) [01:36] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [01:36] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 52/99 (53%) [01:36] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 1/1 (100%) [01:36] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 0/1 (0%) [01:36] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 53/101 (52% accuracy) [01:36] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [01:36] <&Hebizuka> Combat rifle: 6 pts (+3) - 4 more until Bronze badge [01:36] <&Hebizuka> Normal Missions completed: 4/15 (+1) - 11 more until Medal