Log:Session 79 (Meta, no ontology)

[14:33] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Tasia. You have visited 192 rooms. Next special room at the 198th (in 6 rooms). You're currently perfectly healthy, and feeling satiated; you shouldn't have to worry about food in a while. Your allies Regina and Akemi seem to be A-OK as well. !mrooms3 to continue.* [14:34] * Tasia stretches. [14:35] <Tasia> "Mmm, I was just looking at this new rifle, and.... do either of you have a bipod you're not using? It looks like it might fit one." [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> *Regina refills a pistol magazine, while Akemi stretches as well.* [14:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Na, sorry... [14:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Don't have one either. [14:36] <Tasia> "What about the SVU, didn't it have one?" [14:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Oh, the SVU? Um, nah. It didn't have one. [14:38] <Tasia> "Ah. My bad, then... you could still use the scope from it on your AK, I bet, though. If you wanna bother." [14:38] * Tasia reloads Whisper with another 20 rounds from her pack [14:38] <~SU_Tempest> *She notices, and smiles when realizing it does, indeed, fit.* [14:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Hey, thanks for the tip. [14:39] <Tasia> "I figured it was a handy guess." [14:39] <~SU_Tempest> *Akemi's AK-74 is now adorned with a PSO-1, which may prove handy.* [14:39] <Tasia> "Anoter reflex sight would be fun too of course." [14:39] <&Hebizuka> *Whisper appears to be already full.* [14:40] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [14:40] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 7245 - Front door: 2319 - Right door: 6624 - Roomstyle: 249 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:40] <&Hebizuka> *PP-19 Bizon "Whisper": [64+1/64, 65x FMJ]. Total 9x18mm Makarov carried in pack: 233.* [14:40] * Tasia heads Right, then. [14:41] <&Hebizuka> *A radio room. You can use the @radio there if you wish. You also spot clothing in the corner...* [14:42] * Tasia checks the clothing out. [14:43] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Ballet sneakers - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Good] [14:43] <Tasia> "Huh. Not my type of thing, really." [14:43] <Tasia> @radio [14:43] <MazeBot> [Talk radio] War Correspondance - Recent conflicts, criminal activity, dangerous hotspots and other such happenings, analyzed and explained [14:43] * Tasia listens for a moment. [14:48] <&Hebizuka> [Radio] Hello, my dear faithful listeners. This is Shotgun Shell Soren, and you're listening to War Correspondance! As of lately, human-youkai fighting has been stagnating, and we haven't been hearing a lot of it happening in any significant matter. However, we do have a nice, hot, juicy increase of overall criminal activity! *Keep listening?* [14:48] <Tasia> Yes, sure [14:49] <Tasia> "That first bit's a relief." [14:50] <&Hebizuka> [Radio] The rumors point at it, the police reports confirm it: crime families are more and more active these days! It would even appear that one of them, the Loggia family, has been recently committing murders and undertaking operations left and right. What for, who knows, but whoever, or whatever it is they're after must be quite valuable or important to them. [14:52] <~SU_Tempest> *Regina glances at you. Akemi doesn't seem worried.* [14:53] <Tasia> "You don't say." [14:54] * Tasia will listen for just a little more. [14:55] <&Hebizuka> [Radio] If more information comes to us, we will be the first to report about it. In any case, that is it for today's episode. Stay tuned, and if you have rumors, stories to tell, or anything of value you want to share with us, please head on MazeNet and come chat on the War BBS! [14:56] * Tasia flicks the radio back off again. "I was hoping they'd maybe drop a tidbit of useful information." [14:56] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [14:56] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 2622 - Front door: 6909 - Right door: 525 - Roomstyle: 539 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:56] <Tasia> Left door [14:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Soren is kind of a nutty guy, but he runs at least three reports every day. It's one dude holed up in an office with one eye on the phone, one eye on the computer, and a constantly running mouth. [14:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] A friend of mine had the opportunity to meet him in person. He's kinda weird but he's straight. [14:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] No bias with him. [15:00] <Tasia> "Hm. Fair enough, then." [15:01] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You see a group of humans in recognizable clothing... they're three ninjas!* [15:02] <Tasia> @cover [15:02] <MazeBot> An empty dumpster. (Health: 45, LDV modifier: -3. AC Eqv: Kevlar-3. Pass-through threshold: 10+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.50) [15:02] * Tasia dashes for cover, hoping to hide... [15:03] <&Hebizuka> *Roll 2d6 to take cover.* [15:04] <Tasia> @roll 2d6 [15:04] <MazeBot> Tasia: 8 [15:04] <&Hebizuka> *You successfully take cover. Your allies also successfully maintain stealth. Your group has maintained stealth!* [15:04] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. [Stealth] - What will you do?* [15:05] * Tasia will listen and observe. [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja2] So, do you have the stuff for this evening? [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja1] I told you, Operation Barbecue is all set and ready. All we need is the, yknow. The "meat". [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja2] And did you get the "meat"? [15:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] Not really. They always try to get in a fight with me. [15:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja2] Dammit, man! We're trying to run a business here! Why don't you just cut their heads off? [15:07] <Tasia> *whispering* "At least they weren't lying in wait for us." [15:08] <Tasia> "Votes on what to do?" [15:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] Man, I don't know why we're doing such a complicated plan. You want me to capture one brother and his sisters so we tie them up, rob them, strip them naked and then detonate an incendiary grenade on them once we take off with all their shit. Why? [15:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja2] Dude, if you want to chicken out, be my guest. But I want to start the Fire Ninja Clan with a bang and I'm not going to stop now. [15:09] <~SU_Tempest> *Regina shudders at the thought.* [15:09] <Tasia> "Fuck it, these guys seem bad. Let's waste 'em." [15:09] <~SU_Tempest> *Akemi shrugs.* [15:10] * Tasia hasn't used her .50 in a long time, so will pop up and fire off three shots at Ninja 2's head. [15:11] <Tasia> with the Deagle. [15:12] <&Hebizuka> *Your allies get the hint. Regina breaks out her Scout, deploys her bipod, looks down her optic, and goes for a single shot towards Ninja1's head.* [15:12] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi breaks out the AK-74 and goes to try her PSO-1 out, also going for a headshot, but on Ninja3.* [15:12] <&Hebizuka> *Since you maintained stealth, you are the only ones to act this turn.* [15:12] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Regina, Akemi. You may roll first.* [15:12] <Tasia> @roll 3#2d6 [15:12] <MazeBot> Tasia: 8;3;4 [15:13] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Miss, Miss.* [15:13] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 1/3* [15:15] <&Hebizuka> *Three .50 caliber rounds fly, but one connects. And when it does connect, the result is quite horrifying. Segmented rounds demonstrate their power yet again, by creating a nightmarish exit wound. And by exit wound, I mean "half the cranium has been blown away, contents included."* [15:17] <&Hebizuka> Tasia [Desert Eagle mkXIX] Ninja /H\ [B] [15:17] <&Hebizuka> *Regina's turn...* [15:17] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1#2d6 [15:17] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9 [15:17] <&Hebizuka> *Critical hit.* [15:18] <&Hebizuka> *The bullet struck Ninja1's eye, causing a jet of blood to be propelled out. The bullet does the intended amount of damage, which is "a lot", zipping through the cranium and tearing apart all the grey matter inside.* [15:19] <&Hebizuka> Sgt Regina da Silva [Steyr Scout] Ninja /H\ [B] [15:19] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi's turn...* [15:20] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1#2d6 [15:20] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [15:20] <&Hebizuka> *Miss.* [15:20] <&Hebizuka> *The bullet whizzes by the last ninja's head, but without hitting. From his point of view, it resonates like a loud "SNAP" in his ears.* [15:20] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi curses.* [15:20] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [15:21] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [15:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] OH GODS. [15:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] OH GODS I THINK I JUST SHAT MYSELF. [15:22] <Tasia> One shots at the last ninja's head, again with the Desert eagle, using the scope this time. [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> *Ninja3 drops on his knees and raises his hands way up, almost comically. He begs for reddition - do you accept?* [15:22] <Tasia> Yes. [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> *End of fight - enemies surrendered!* [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> *The ninja remains there, shaking on his knees with his arms way up.* [15:22] <Tasia> "Stand right there and slowly drop your weapons." [15:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] D-d-d-d-don't kill me. Please. [15:23] * Tasia stands up from cover, keeping the pistol trained on his head. [15:24] <~SU_Tempest> *He unsheathes a sword, then drops it. He then undoes, and removes what appears to be load-bearing gear, then he drops two more weapons on the floor.* [15:24] <~SU_Tempest> *The ninja disarmed himself entirely.* [15:26] <Tasia> "We were listening to your conversation, and it leads me to suggest a better line of work - one that doesn't involve blowing up helpless prisoners." [15:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] IT WAS THEIR IDEA, I SWEAR. I was too scared to do it! [15:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] A-are you the mercenaries the family paid to kill us? Please I swear to gods I didn't do anything! [15:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Mercs? Us?... [15:27] <Tasia> "I don't work for any family. But some information might be enlightening." [15:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] Well, nothing actually happened other than those two... ...okay, all of us basically trying to bully them into giving us money and cash. They refused, they fought back, in fact they even killed a fourth dude you don't know... And they threatened to hire mercs to kill us next time they'd see us. [15:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] So my friend here, he had this idea of capturing them and setting them on fire... He was obsessed with fire! [15:29] <Tasia> "Did you have any reason to do this, other than simple robbery?" [15:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] These two guys convinced me to join them as ninjas... I- uh, I was still new, yknow! And scared something like this would happen! [15:30] <Tasia> "Welcome to the world, kid!" [15:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] It 's for the money, but I thought all we'd be doing was threaten folks with swords and kunai and we'd just take off with the cash without bloodshed. Turns out he was crazier, but it was too late for me to leave them! [15:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Welcome to the effin world, yeah. So do we execute him or what? [15:30] <~SU_Tempest> *Ninja3 panics.* [15:31] <Tasia> "Arright, get out of here and find something better to do with yourself. You're a pretty terrible ninja, but maybe you have talent at something less suicidal." [15:31] <Tasia> "And be more careful about choosing friends next time!" [15:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] I uh... Supposedly I'm meant to grab this katana here and stab myself with it, but for some reason I just don't buy the "honor" shit... So uh, thanks for giving me a way out of this crazy life! [15:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Ninja3] I promise I'll change! [15:33] <Tasia> Yeah, I'll let him go [15:33] <Tasia> "Ain't up to me to follow you and watch over your shoulder, but going honest will definitely help your survival chances." [15:34] * Tasia waits for him to leave. [15:35] <~SU_Tempest> *He runs out of the room as fast as he can. You're now alone with gear and two dead bodies.* [15:35] * Tasia holsters the .50 and looks at their loot - are the swords nice? [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi strips the bodies from their weapons and load-bearing gear, then adds them to the pile the fleeing ninja left.* [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *Here is what you see:* [15:37] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Leg rig) Shinobi rig: Capacity 0 units + Spare wpn (Max 4, Only the following weapons: Shuriken, Kunai, Pocket knife, Ballistic knife, Stiletto knife.) - [Quantity: 6] [15:37] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Katana - Sharp/Piercing - Butchering. Weight: 22 - [Quantity: 3] [15:37] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Kunai - Sharp/Piercing - Butchering. Weight: 3 - [Quantity: 12] [15:37] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Shuriken - Sharp. Weight: 3 - [Quantity: 12] [15:38] * Tasia hands one of the leg rigs to Akemi, if she wants it, and takes a katana. "I imagine this should be worth some money if nothing else, even if guns do beat swords." [15:39] * Tasia hmms... nowhere to carry this easily. [15:39] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi declines.* [15:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Never been a fan of ninja stuff. [15:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] That said, it IS a fair bunch's worth... [15:40] * Tasia sets the katana back down. [15:40] <Tasia> "Well, I don't have room for this, and if I'm going to sell anything I'd go with the blowgun instead." [15:42] <Tasia> "If neither of you want any of this, I guess it'll have to stay here." [15:42] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [15:42] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 4824 - Front door: 2046 - Right door: 7425 - Roomstyle: 354 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:42] <Tasia> "Good work as always, by the way. Don't feel bad about missing." [15:42] <Tasia> Front door [15:43] <Tasia> "Might do more good in the long run to scare a guy than to shoot him." [15:43] <Tasia> "Especially since he DID seem reluctant anyway." [15:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] H-he did look like he regretted being with these guys... Wonder how h-he'll turn out! [15:46] <&Hebizuka> *A mess hall. Completely empty of people, at the exception of you and your group. You see an accessory on the floor...* [15:46] * Tasia looks at the Accessory. [15:47] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Scope: Small scope (2x) [15:48] <Tasia> "either of you want that? Oh, by the way, I forgot to hand out some of the cash we got before..." [15:49] * Tasia pulls out the P$989 from her pack, and puts in 11 from her purse to make it even, then hands out 500 to each ally. [15:49] <Tasia> "More backpack space now, too." [15:50] <&Hebizuka> *Your allies happily fill more of their money pouches with the money.* [15:50] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 59.13/70 [15:50] <Tasia> Money is heavy! [15:51] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [15:51] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 2261 - Front door: 3124 - Right door: 1017 - Roomstyle: 261 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:51] * Tasia will take the small scope anyhow, since there's room. [15:52] <Tasia> And Right door, after that's stowed. [15:52] <Tasia> "Eh, optics seem to be worth a fair bit." [15:54] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 60.13/70 [15:55] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area. Daytime forest. You notice an object on the ground...* [15:56] * Tasia takes a look. [15:56] <Tasia> "Mmm, I like forests. So exotic." [15:57] <&Hebizuka> [Key item] Lighter [15:58] * Tasia laready has one, leaves it for her allies if they want it. [15:58] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [15:58] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 7503 - Front door: 6065 - Right door: 4488 - Roomstyle: 549 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:58] <Tasia> Right. [15:59] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi takes it, since Regina has one already.* [16:02] <&Hebizuka> *You go down a few stairs, and reach a storage area. You see many cardboard boxes and crates in the corners and sides... some of which could contain things.* [16:02] * Tasia does a search through the boxes! [16:03] <Tasia> "Let's see if anything useful's in here!" [16:03] <&Hebizuka> *You find some meaningless trash at first. But by digging a little further, you spot a weapon...* [16:04] * Tasia picks it up [16:04] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMEKH Simonov SKS rifle | 7.62x39mm - Semi-auto | No accessory | Internal magazine, 10 rounds, no +1 | Weight: 22 - [7/10, 7x FMJ] - Cond: Worn / Clns: Grimy [16:05] <Tasia> "...Huh. Not in very good shape." [16:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] P-poor SKS. [16:05] * Tasia tosses it back into the pile of boxes, since it doesn't even have any ammo that we can use. [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] I wonder w-why people treat t-their gear s-so poorly sometimes! [16:07] <Tasia> "I dunno either - clearly they must not have needed it for survival, or it'd have been kept in top condition." [16:08] <Tasia> "On that topic, I'd might as well give this ARX a little TLC while we're at it." [16:08] * Tasia gets out a cleaning kit and uses it on the ARX-160 [16:09] <Tasia> Well, assuming it looks like it's dirty enough to matter. [16:12] <&Hebizuka> *The ARX-160 looks rather clean to you.* [16:13] * Tasia shrigs and puts the cleaning kit back. [16:14] <Tasia> "Eh, was worth checking anyway. I'd clean my .50 too, but I've a mind to sell it off if I can't find an ammo supply for it." [16:19] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [16:19] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 612 - Roomstyle: 314 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:20] * Tasia goes Left! Through the only door. [16:21] <&Hebizuka> *You reach a hospital room. The medic and the nurse are, as usual, present there. * [16:21] * Tasia waves happily. [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Medic] Hi there, can we help you? [16:22] <Tasia> "I'm not in any need of attention myself, but I'd like to check out your supplies for sale." [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] I'll show you what we have. [16:24] <&Hebizuka> =Hospital room - supplies for sale= [16:24] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Merbromin - Cures all wounds at once - Weight: 0.1 [16:24] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - LSD - Accelerated hunger, FT+2, Strength-20%, Hallucinations, for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [16:24] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Placebo - Does nothing. - Weight: 0.1 [16:24] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Codeine - Pain-40%, Nausea, Strength-10% for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [16:24] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Diazepam - FT-1, Alertness increase, Accelerated hunger, Pain sensitivity+10% for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [16:24] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Paracetamol - Pain-30%, if more than one tablet is consumed in less than 10 turns, the user is poisoned. - Weight: 0.1 [16:24] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Nitrous oxide inhaler - Pain sensitivity negated, Strength-10% for 1d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [16:24] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White powder - Cocaine - Intense accelerated hunger, Alertness increase, Strength+10%, Pain sensitivity-10%, Hallucinations for 3d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [16:25] <Tasia> "Hmmm, the paracetamol sounds like a good buy." [16:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] 200 P$ for this one. [16:26] * Tasia hands it over. [16:27] <&Hebizuka> *1789 P$ remaining in pouch.* [16:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Here you go. [16:28] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 60.23/70 [16:28] <Tasia> "Oh wait! I'd like the Merbromin too." [16:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] That'll be 250. [16:28] <Tasia> "I didn't even see that at first glance. But yes." [16:28] * Tasia pays for that as well. [16:29] <&Hebizuka> *1539 P$ remaining in pouch.* [16:29] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 60.33/70 [16:35] <Tasia> "Ah, I have a red pill and a syringe that I'd like to have identified, if you could please." [16:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Nurse] Okay, let me take a look... It'll take a short moment. [16:37] <&Hebizuka> *The nurse has identified the following items:* [16:37] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Red pill - FG-7142 - Suppressed hunger, Alertness increase, for 2d8 turns - Weight: 0.1 [16:37] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Epinephrine - Alertness increase, Forced wakefulness, Strength+10%, Pain sensitivity-10% for 4d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [16:39] * Tasia will keep both of those - useful! [16:41] <Tasia> "Does anyone else need anything here?" [16:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] I'm good for now. I could've used a transfusion kit but... We'll do without [16:43] <Tasia> "Noted, I'll keep my eyes out for one." [16:43] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [16:43] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 7298 - Front door: 2276 - Right door: 1350 - Roomstyle: 285 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [16:44] * Tasia goes right. [16:44] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 200th (in 2 rooms)* [16:45] <&Hebizuka> *You go up a few stairs, reaching a laboratory with only one door ahead (!mrooms1). You see a few desks, some laboratory glassware, and a sink. You spot a roll of blue paper on the floor...* [16:46] * Tasia checks the blueprint out. [16:46] <Tasia> "Mmm, I hope this is something that I can make." [16:46] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 3, Drill, 1x Chainsaw + 1x Giant drill bit + 1x HITB battery + 1x E. circuit + 2x copper wire" [16:46] <Tasia> "Interesting!" [16:47] * Tasia puts it in her pack and looks through the drawers and cabinets for other useful stuff. [16:48] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 61.33/70 [16:50] <&Hebizuka> *The drawers seem to all be empty. The sink seems functional though.* [16:51] * Tasia isn't sure what to /do/ with the sink.... washes her face and hands anyway. [16:51] <&Hebizuka> *Drink from it?* [16:52] <Tasia> ....If the water seems clean, okay. [16:53] <&Hebizuka> *You drink a sip of tap water. It's nothing special, but it helps.* [16:53] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [16:53] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 5069 - Roomstyle: 31 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [16:54] * Tasia goes forward [16:55] <&Hebizuka> *You reach a vault room, guarded by three police officers. You've entered a bank! The banker is present, at the desk in front of the vault door.* [16:56] <Tasia> "Hello!" [16:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Hi there misses. How may I help you? [16:58] <Tasia> "Hmmm, I think I'd like to open up a deposit box in the vault." [16:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Do you already own a bank account? [16:59] <Tasia> "Yes I do! Tasia Vakilaainen's the name." [17:00] <Tasia> "If I deposit items in the vault, would they be transported to me if I walk into another bank and request them?" [17:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] ...*types*... There. Oh, right. Your current balance is 0 P$. I take it you want to deposit items in the vault then? And as for your question, yes, they will be. We use the teleporting system to reach other vaults and each person's belongings as they request them to us, for the fastest service possible. [17:02] <Tasia> "Excellent." [17:03] * Tasia gets out some items to depisit as an emergency backup, in case she loses her equipment somehow. [17:04] * Tasia will deposit the Fukiya and all its darts, the Colt Anaconda, and 100 rounds of 5.56x45 FMJ. [17:05] <Tasia> Oh, and one cyanide and one Lorazepam. [17:06] <Tasia> "This may not be much of a bugout cache, but it's a nice backup I suppose." [17:06] <~SU_Tempest> *The bank teller prepares a crate to deposit the marked items, then writes down the precise inventory of the items you deposited...* [17:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Alright. Just give me a moment, I'm going to place these in the vault. [17:12] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 59.85/70 [17:12] <&Hebizuka> [Vault] 11.48 units worth of items [17:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] ...Oh! My bad. I forgot to add those two syringes. Let me take these and add it to your vault box. [17:15] * Tasia nods. [17:16] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 59.65/70 [17:16] <&Hebizuka> [Vault] 11.68 units worth of items [17:16] <Tasia> "Allright, thanks!" [17:17] <Tasia> "And while we're at it, would you buy a silver bar?" [17:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] I can appraise it for money, yes, and deposit the value on your account. [17:18] <Tasia> [Valuable] Metal - Silver bar - Value 200-1000 P$ (1d801 +199) - Weight: 1 [17:18] * Tasia hands one over. [17:19] <&Hebizuka> *The banker takes it and appraises it...* [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] Hmm. I'll take it for 341 P$. [17:20] <Tasia> "Hmm, okay. Put 300 in my bank account and I'll take the 41 in cash." [17:20] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 41 P$ [17:20] <&Hebizuka> *Account balance is now 300 P$.* [17:20] <Tasia> "Okay, than you much!" [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Banker] You're quite welcome. [17:21] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 6187 - Front door: 3313 - Right door: 1638 - Roomstyle: 90 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [17:21] <Tasia> Front door. [17:22] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 208th (in 8 rooms)* [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *A meeting office. You spot a container in the corner, as well as some food.* [17:24] * Tasia will take a look at the food, first! [17:25] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Bag of peanut chocolates, party size (168) - 1847kcal [17:26] <Tasia> "Whoah, party size!" [17:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Nice! [17:26] <Tasia> "Are you ready to party?" [17:27] * Tasia hands it to Regina [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] W-wait, what are we celebrating? [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> *She takes the bag, and spares it in her pack.* [17:28] <Tasia> "We can celebrate chocolatey peanuts and everything they represent." [17:28] <~SU_Tempest> *She then takes out a muzzle brake, which she throws out.* [17:28] * Tasia examines the container, cautiously, checking to see if it's trapped or locked [17:29] <~SU_Tempest> *...Regina notices something, then rushes after the rolling muzzle brake to attach it to one of her spare weapons. [17:29] * Tasia wonders what the heck she's doing, but doesn't bother asking. [17:30] <&Hebizuka> [Container] Frame: Metal - Locked: No - Trapped: No [17:30] <&Hebizuka> *Apparently it's just a plain container. The contents can be accessed as you desire! [17:30] * Tasia pops it open! [17:31] <Tasia> "Wow, these lockpicks really work wonders, I didn't even have to do anything!" [17:34] <&Hebizuka> =Container= [17:34] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Colt Mark 18 Mod 0 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | No accessory | STANAG 60-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 - [53+1/60, 54x FMJ] - Cond: Worn / Clns: Dirty [17:34] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: STANAG 60-round casket magazine. Size tier: V.Large ; Weight: 2+0.6 (2.60) - [60/60, 60x FMJ] [17:34] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: STANAG 60-round casket magazine. Size tier: V.Large ; Weight: 2+0.6 (2.60) - [60/60, 60x FMJ] [17:35] <Tasia> "Huh. Seems like the most popular caliber there is." [17:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Well shit. [17:35] * Tasia takes the three mags. [17:36] * Tasia takes the round in the chamber too, and loads the partial magazine up to full from her loose ammo. [17:38] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] STANAG 60-round casket mag: +6x FMJ - [60/60, 60x FMJ] [17:41] * Tasia finishes jamming all this ammo into her pack - wishing she could head back to the bank to store this too - and moves on. [17:41] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [17:41] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 4589 - Front door: 6851 - Right door: 4115 - Roomstyle: 303 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [17:41] <Tasia> Front door. [17:42] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 67.4/70 [17:44] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a hospital bedroom. There's stuff under a bed.* [17:44] * Tasia takes a look [17:45] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 66 P$ [17:45] * Tasia takes it! Hoorah. [17:46] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [17:46] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 1407 - Front door: 3529 - Right door: 4202 - Roomstyle: 593 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [17:46] <Tasia> Right. [17:50] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1605 P$ in pouch* [17:51] <&Hebizuka> *A radio room, again. You can listen to the @radio if you desire. You also see some armor on the floor.* [17:53] * Tasia examines the armor... [17:53] <Tasia> @radio [17:53] <MazeBot> [Rap/Hip-hop] Massive Caliber 105.7 with DJ Carl "Ceezee" Zenger - http://bit.ly/1bXQZeO [17:54] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-2 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Plate carrier - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Worn] [17:55] * Tasia leaves it, her equipment is better. [17:57] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 6415 - Front door: 3989 - Right door: 3137 - Roomstyle: 129 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [17:57] <Tasia> Okay, NOW left door [17:59] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a shooting range. An engineer can be seen firing a peculiar rifle at the targets downrange, with a single box of ammunition in front of him. You spot a discarded magazine on the floor.* [18:03] * Tasia peeks at the magazine [18:03] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Beretta 81 12-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.05 (0.55) - [5/12, 5x FMJ] [18:03] * Tasia leaves it. [18:04] <Tasia> (to engineer) "Hello. How's practice?" [18:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Great! I got a hold of this old rifle, and it runs like a freaking champ! Check it out! [18:05] <&Hebizuka> *In Engie's hands:* [Weapon] Class 1 - CG Haenel Sturmgewehr 44 assault rifle | 7.92x33mm Kurz - Semi/Full | No accessory | StG-44 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [18:05] <Tasia> "Oooh, nice!" [18:06] <Tasia> "I don't remember seeing anything using that ammo before." [18:06] <Tasia> "Anyway, good luck and have fun." [18:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] This is one of the only two weapons I know of that can use that round. And I got a box of AP, too! [18:07] <Tasia> "Isn't that a bit overkill for the range?" [18:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Well, it's literally everything I have. The guy who sent it to me had only AP ammo on hand, as amusing as it sounds. I'll just replace the targets myself when I'm done, if they're too punched up. [18:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] But yeah. I just repaired it and cleaned it, I'm giving it a little test shooting on the owner's request. And whaddya know, it works perfecto! [18:09] * Tasia nods. "Good deal." [18:09] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [18:09] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 2719 - Front door: 6559 - Right door: 1984 - Roomstyle: 592 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [18:09] * Tasia heads right [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. A cow is lurking there, and is moo-ing at the lack of grass here. You also spot even more food on the floor.* [18:12] <Tasia> "I'd consider butchering the cow if we had enough room to carry the meat, but I think it'd be a waste at this point." [18:12] * Tasia looks at the food. [18:12] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Snacks - Box of salt crackers, 20 - 340kcal [18:12] * Tasia hands it to Akemi. [18:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Salt crackers. Aw yea. [18:13] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [18:13] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 6594 - Front door: 3746 - Right door: 6902 - Roomstyle: 437 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [18:13] <Tasia> Front door, moving on! [18:14] <&Hebizuka> *You barge in someone's bedroom. The usual furniture is here; @radio, TV (@whatsonTV), desk, drawers, computer, and of course, the bed. A yousei servant is busy sweeping the floor with a broom and cleaning up everything.* [18:15] * Tasia nods at the fairy servant. "Don't mind us, just passing through." [18:15] <~SU_Tempest> [SYousei] What the FUCK? [18:15] <~SU_Tempest> [SYousei] INTRUDERS! INTRUDERS! [18:16] <Tasia> "Hey! Calm down!" [18:16] <&Hebizuka> *The yousei gets angry and mad all on its own, just by seeing you. He swings his broom around violently, but without actually hitting you... or anything.* [18:16] <Tasia> "We're not trying to make trouble - stop that!" [18:16] <~SU_Tempest> [SYousei] We don't tolerate intruders round here! SO GIT OUT! [18:17] <Tasia> "Stop swinging that thing around and we will!" [18:17] <~SU_Tempest> *Akemi reaches for her AK...* [18:17] <Tasia> "If you hit one of us, we'll fight back." [18:17] <~SU_Tempest> *...and prepares to deliver a royal clubbing to the head of the yousei.* [18:17] <~SU_Tempest> *The yousei, seeing this, prepares to broom-hit her.* [18:17] <~SU_Tempest> *This is devolving into a fight.* [18:17] <~SU_Tempest> *Turn 1. What will you do?* [18:18] * Tasia will attempt to fight nonlethally - thumping him with the butt of ther ARX-160 [18:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Regina decides to do nothing for now.* [18:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Order this turn: SYousei, You, Akemi.* [18:19] <Tasia> "I SAID STOP!" [18:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Yousei's turn...* [18:19] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [18:19] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [18:19] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 2d6 [18:19] <MazeBot> SU_Tempest: 5 [18:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Miss. The yousei swings wide.* [18:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [18:19] <Tasia> Bludgeon strike with the ARX stock. [18:19] <Tasia> @roll 2d6 [18:19] <MazeBot> Tasia: 7 [18:20] <&Hebizuka> *THWACK. You hit the yousei right in the chest with your buttstock.* [18:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Your strike was merciless. You've majorly hurt the yousei servant.* [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> *Akemi's turn...* [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [18:22] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 2d6 [18:22] <MazeBot> SU_Tempest: 8 [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> *She delivers the even harder justice of an AK buttstock to the chest.* [18:23] <&Hebizuka> *Akemi struck so hard, you hear a muffled "crack" coming from the yousei's body. He keels over and doesn't seem like he'll ever stand up again.* [18:23] <&Hebizuka> Akemi Hirayama [Bludgeoning] Yousei servant [18:23] <Tasia> "Oh shit. Is he dead?" [18:23] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [18:24] <Tasia> "Uff. I didn't mean to actually kill him." [18:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Oh fuck. I screwed up. [18:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Ummm... is that murder? [18:25] <Tasia> "He was an idiot, but just doing his job. Buuuut it's not your fault that he was so fragile." [18:25] <Tasia> "I certainly didn't expect that to happen." [18:26] <Tasia> "Let's get out of here, anyway." [18:26] <Tasia> !mrooms3 [18:26] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Left door: 5018 - Front door: 2193 - Right door: 6254 - Roomstyle: 276 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [18:26] <Tasia> Front door. [18:28] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Only one door ahead! (!mrooms1). You see a small item on the floor...* [18:28] <Tasia> "And don't feel too bad about it - it was self defense, after all. Only an accident that he died instead of just getting banged up." [18:28] * Tasia looks at the item. [18:30] <&Hebizuka> [Item] Battery for mobile phone - Weight 0.1 - [Battery: 4/6] [18:30] * Tasia takes it. These are useful. [18:31] <Tasia> !mrooms1 [18:31] <&Hebizuka> [ Tasia ] Unique door: 171 - Roomstyle: 305 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [18:31] <Tasia> Forward~ [18:39] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 67.5/70 [18:41] <&Hebizuka> *You reach a hiring bureau. The cells on the left side of the room seem to be empty. You notice the hirer is getting yelled at by a tengu, and that this tengu seems to be either panicking, or is mad at something. [18:42] <Tasia> "Eh, what's going on here?" [18:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] ...worthless IDIOT and an INCOMPETENT DUMBASS. You can't even find me ONE person! [18:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] *Turns to you* Welcome t-to my hir- *cut off* [18:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] SHUT IT. Hi, girls. I am in a little bit of a pinch. This incompetent dimwit is unable to help me, so maybe you can? [18:43] <Tasia> "Um. I have no idea. What do you need help with?" [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] I'm the producer of the famous game show, "Pain Factor". And one of our contestants has disappeared without explanation, even though the filming is meant to start about RIGHT NOW, and I absolutely NEED to find a replacement because we can't cancel it! [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] So, here's your chance, would YOU like to participate to an exciting TV show with real thrills and real prize money? [18:45] <Tasia> "Pain Factor? That doesn't exactly sound appealing." [18:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] It's better than it sounds! And this is the TV show where people come to challenge themselves. There is up to 1600 P$ (and free medical attention) to win. [18:46] <Tasia> "Free medical attention, hmm? So this is a show where people hurt themselves for money?" [18:47] <Tasia> "Maybe that has something to do with why nobody wants to be on it." [18:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Have you never watched the show before? [18:47] <Tasia> "Nope!" [18:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] I've watched it before. It's pretty fun to watch, it's people thrown into arenas, usually with artificial handicaps, and their goal is to fight monsters with pre-determined equipment. [18:49] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu nods, it's a better explanation than she could pitch.* [18:49] <Tasia> "Maybe if you increase the prize money..." [18:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Sorry, but, it's already all set and ready for filming, I can't exactly haggle with prize money... Or maybe this incompetent dumbass can give us some of his pay to make up for his total inability to find me ONE contestant! [18:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Fine, fine... I'll give 500 P$ extra, anything to have that fury out of my office... [18:50] <Tasia> "Hey, go easy on him. It's not his fault." [18:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] YES IT IS. I gave him ONE job and he's unable to find me ONE PERSON in THREE HOURS. "They're all unavailable" MY BIRDIE ASS. [18:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Akemi chuckles.* [18:51] <Tasia> "So, what sort of monsters are we talking about here?." [18:52] <Tasia> "And what's the survival rate?" [18:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] I uh... You'd need to talk with the staffers to get more details about this month's edition. As for the survival rate? Oh don't you worry about that. We veeeery rarely have to pull contestants out. It's not THAT hard! [18:53] <Tasia> "...Fine, I'll do it." [18:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] FANTASTIC. You're SAVING ME! Follow me on the teleporter! Oh um... Tell your friends to wait here, though. [18:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Fine, I'll stay here... [18:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Sure. [18:54] <Tasia> "See you in a bit - don't run off, I might need help carrying the trophy." [18:54] <&Hebizuka> *Mission start - step on the telepad when ready.* [18:54] * Tasia does so. [18:55] <&Hebizuka> *You reappear in an office. You see the producer besides you, and another tengu - a TV crew member.* [18:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Ah, thanks so much for accepting to join us. I can rest easy now! By the way, what's your name? [18:56] <Tasia> "Tasia Vakilaainen. Yours?" [18:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] *She shakes your hand.* Pleased to meet you. Emiho Hagiwara, MazeTV producer for the channel's game show component. [18:57] <~SU_Tempest> *Emiho turns to the staffer tengu, and asks him to come over and explain you the rules of the game.* [18:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Okay so uh... The principle is very simple, you gotta go through three minigames, using only the weapons and gear we provide you with. Each game is centered around a theme, a specific set of equipment, and a handicap. [18:59] <Tasia> "Gotcha. Same goes for the opponents, right?" [18:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] There are no actual opponents, we simply introduce four contestants back to back. You don't actually meet any of the other people you'd see on TV. [19:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] We just compare performance, you get me? [19:00] * Tasia nods. [19:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Anyway, let's go over the games for this month... [19:00] <~SU_Tempest> *He reaches for a pile of paper, searches inside, then pulls out one sheet.* [19:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Okay, so. #1 is a game of speed and accuracy. You have a limited amount of time (6 turns) to kill as many emus as possible. Your gear is t-shirt, jeans, regular shoes, a light Dyneema vest, and Dyneema arm and leg pads, and your only weapon is a dagger. They'll keep appearing in groups of two and will attack you - beware, they're fast and they could be faster than you. [19:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] If you kill at least 4 emus under the allotted time, you win the first game, which guarantees you 400 P$ at the end of the show. [19:02] <Tasia> "What's an emu?" [19:03] <~SU_Tempest> *He searches again in the pile of papers, and hands you two. You see printed images of the creature; a large, flightless bird with a beak that looks like it'd be pretty painful to get hit with.* [19:03] <Tasia> "Huh, interesting. And the other games?" [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Lessee about #2... [19:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] You have to defeat two giant ants while under the influence of drugs. You'll have the opportunity to choose one of two packages - which determines your weapons but also the drug you'll be taking. For both packages, your armor will be the same as during the first game; t-shirt/jeans/shoes plus light Dyneema vest and Dyneema arm/leg pads. [19:05] <Tasia> "Mmmkay. And the last one is?" [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] #3... After receiving mandatory full healing, you will have to fight two uruk-hai with a .44 Desert Eagle, while under the influence of artificial limb damage, which will destabilize you. You get to pick which one of two injury packages you receive, which will in turn determine what kind of handicaps you'll be afflicted with. [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Win all three games and you win 1600 P$ and free full healing. [19:07] <Tasia> "Hmmm, okay. Let's do this." [19:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Okay. Leave all your stuff in the corner of the room - everything, down to the last shoe, then change in the show's clothing. Everything is brand new, so don't hesitate. [19:08] * Tasia does so. [19:10] <&Hebizuka> *You've changed into the provided clothes: T-Shirt, Jeans, Regular shoes, Light Dyneema vest, Dyneema arm pads, Dyneema leg pads. The vest provides Kevlar-2 AC, while the Dyneema pads provide Kevlar-3 AC.* [19:10] <&Hebizuka> *The staffer hands you a dagger, a Class 5 Short weapon. Reminder: You can attack up to three times per turn with one.* [19:11] * Tasia wields it, feeling confident. [19:11] <&Hebizuka> *Step on the telepad when ready.* [19:12] * Tasia steps..... let's get this show started! [19:13] <&Hebizuka> *You are teleported inside an arena. You see two emus already in the room, ready to fight!* [19:13] <&Hebizuka> *The fight begins!* [19:14] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. What will you do?* [19:14] * Tasia hefts the dagger in a fencing grip, and moves in! [19:14] <Tasia> Their necks look easy to hit and vulnerable, so I'll attack the first one with three slashes to the neck. [19:17] <&Hebizuka> *This will be considered as attacking the head.* [19:17] <&Hebizuka> *Both emus charge towards you, and will attempt to peck you with their beaks.* [19:18] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Emu2, Emu1, You.* [19:18] <&Hebizuka> *Emu2's turn...* [19:18] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [19:18] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right knee [19:18] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [19:18] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [19:18] <Tasia> "Ow!" [19:20] <&Hebizuka> *Ow! That's a painful first hit. Thankfully, the dyneema leg pad is in the way and prevents this from becoming something terrible. It's sharp, but it's not that bad, and the pad also stops the beak from tearing open a wound...* [19:21] <&Hebizuka> *Emu1's turn...* [19:21] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [19:21] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left arm [19:21] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [19:21] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [19:21] <Tasia> "You bastards! I'm getting mad now!" [19:21] <&Hebizuka> *The other emu chooses another protected location to try and hurt you, and pecks you in the arm. It hurts about as much as the knee hit did, which is 'not that bad'. Another failure to tear a wound open, too.* [19:21] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [19:22] <Tasia> @roll 3#2d6 [19:22] <MazeBot> Tasia: 9;5;8 [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-3: Hit, Miss, Hit.* [19:24] <&Hebizuka> *You perform three slashing motions, but only two connect. It's more than enough, as the first tears Emu1's neck apart, and the second cuts it cleanly, killing it instantly.* [19:25] <&Hebizuka> Tasia [Dagger] Emu /H\ [19:26] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. Emu2 is still facing you, ready to attack. What is your next move?* [19:26] <Tasia> Same thing to it, three slashes to the neck. [19:27] <&Hebizuka> *The creature is none the wiser and attempts beak-pecking you again.* [19:27] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Emu2, You.* [19:27] <&Hebizuka> *Emu2's turn...* [19:27] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [19:27] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right leg [19:27] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [19:27] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [19:27] <&Hebizuka> *The emu near-misses.* [19:27] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [19:27] <Tasia> @roll 3#2d6 [19:27] <MazeBot> Tasia: 4;6;6 [19:27] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-3: Miss, Miss, Miss.* [19:28] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2. Total emus killed: 1* [19:28] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. Next move?* [19:28] <Tasia> Same tactic. [19:28] <Tasia> No sense in quitting now! [19:28] <Tasia> Three slashes to the neck. [19:28] <&Hebizuka> *Emu2 continues doing what an emu does best. Attacking.* [19:28] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: You, Emu2. You may roll now.* [19:29] <Tasia> @roll 3#2d6 [19:29] <MazeBot> Tasia: 7;6;6 [19:29] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-3: Miss, Miss, Miss.* [19:29] <Tasia> "Fuck! Come on..." [19:29] <&Hebizuka> *That creature is like an eel!* [19:29] <&Hebizuka> *Emu2's turn...* [19:29] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [19:29] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [19:29] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [19:29] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [19:29] <&Hebizuka> *It headbutts you harmlessly instead of beaking you.* [19:30] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3.* [19:30] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 4. Next move?* [19:30] * Tasia attempts one more triple-neck-slashing [19:30] <&Hebizuka> *Emu2 attempts another pecking.* [19:30] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: You, Emu2.* [19:30] <Tasia> "Why can't you just die already?" [19:30] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [19:30] <Tasia> @roll 3#2d6 [19:30] <MazeBot> Tasia: 7;6;7 [19:30] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-3: Miss, Miss, Miss* [19:31] <&Hebizuka> *Emu2's turn...* [19:31] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [19:31] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [19:31] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [19:31] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [19:31] <&Hebizuka> *Hit! It's still not that painful, just aggravating.* [19:32] <Tasia> Same tactic again. This has to work eventually. [19:32] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4.* [19:32] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 5. Same tactic? Same tactic.* [19:32] <&Hebizuka> *Both you and emu throw themselves at each other with the same attack.* [19:32] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Emu2.* [19:32] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll first.* [19:33] <Tasia> @roll 3#2d6 [19:33] <MazeBot> Tasia: 10;8;10 [19:33] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-3: Hit, Hit, Hit.* [19:33] <Tasia> "DIE YOU WICKED BIRD DIIIIEEEEE!" [19:33] <&Hebizuka> *Off with his head!* [19:33] <&Hebizuka> Tasia [Dagger] Emu /H\ [19:34] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 5.* [19:34] <&Hebizuka> *Two more emus are pushed inside the arena!* [19:34] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 6. Next move?* [19:35] <Tasia> Since I've already lost the match and killed the aggravating bird, I'm just going to run around and try to avoid them while the clock runs down. [19:35] <&Hebizuka> *You will attempt fleeing from their attacks.* [19:35] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: You, Emu1, Emu2.* [19:35] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6 now to attempt fleeing.* [19:36] <Tasia> @roll 2d6 [19:36] <MazeBot> Tasia: 10 [19:36] * Tasia ducks and weaves [19:36] <&Hebizuka> *You leg it, and start pacing around the arena, chased by emus that are unable to hit you.* [19:36] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 6. A buzzing alarm is heard, and cages fall on the hapless birds.* [19:36] <Tasia> "Hey! I'm terrible with a knife, okay?" [19:37] <&Hebizuka> *You're teleported back inside the office.* [19:37] <Tasia> "Sorry, that wasn't very entertaining, was it?" [19:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Hey, sorry, you've lost the first game. You only got two out of four. But that's fine, keep playing. You'll get a shot at the next one. Very funny last bit with the emus chasing you, that'll get the rates up I bet. [19:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Get in the healing capsule if you need a little healing before the next game. [19:38] <Tasia> "well, if I'd had a weapon that I was used to actually using, it would have gone better! Heheh." [19:38] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu shrugs and smiles.* [19:38] * Tasia does so, just to get touched up into top shape. [19:39] <&Hebizuka> *You've received full healing. All Pain you had is now back down at 0.* [19:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Okay, gimme back your dagger, please... [19:40] * Tasia hands it over. [19:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Alright, here comes the next fight against the giant ants. You can keep the clothes from last game as they're the same ones used for this game. Here's a MK64 Trooper tactical vest... [19:41] * Tasia puts it on [19:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Okay, you can choose Package A or Package B. Package A contains a MAT-49 submachine gun plus three full mags, full of UHS ammo. Package B contains an MP7 with 40 round mag, plus three full 40-rounders, all of which full of FMJ. [19:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] However... [19:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] If you take A, you will have to receive two shots of PCP. If you take B, you're taking two shots of Yohimbine. [19:42] <Tasia> "Give me B, then." [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *You're handed two vials of Yohimbine., as well as a MP7 and your three mags. The MP7 is brand new and completely clean.* [19:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Alright, when you're ready, take your shots and step on the telepad. [19:45] * Tasia loads the MP7 and chambers a round, stuffs the other three magazines into her vest, and downs the vials with a grimace... [19:46] * Tasia steps to the teleporter. [19:47] <&Hebizuka> *Your alertness has increased. You feel you're more sensitive to pain than before. You feel incredible sensations of arousal, to the point you're starting to feel a warm, gripping feeling spread in your body and possibly your mind. Your excitation is detrimental to your accuracy...* [19:48] <&Hebizuka> *You're now feeling sexually excited. And to think you have to fight this way.* [19:49] <Tasia> At least I can still see... [19:49] * Tasia fondles the MP7. [19:50] <&Hebizuka> *You're telepadded inside another arena, where the two giant ants - which look kinda sexy, for some reason - are waiting.* [19:50] <Tasia> "It's just you and me, baby. we can do this." [19:50] <&Hebizuka> *It's a fight! Turn 1. What's your next move?* [19:51] * Tasia gives the top of the receiver a kiss and lines up on Ant 1 - 15 rounds full auto! [19:57] <&Hebizuka> *Giant Ant #1 rushes towards you to try and leg strike you.* [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *Ant #2 will attempt to do the same.* [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: You, Ant #2, Ant #1. You may roll first.* [19:58] <Tasia> @roll 15#2d6 [19:58] <MazeBot> Tasia: 12;6;4;4;9;4;7;4;8;6;4;11;6;6;5 [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-7: Critical hit, Miss, Miss, Miss, Hit, Miss, Miss* [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 8-14: Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Hit, Miss, Miss* [19:59] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [19:59] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *Closest equivalent: One of the right legs* [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 15: Miss* [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 3/15* [20:01] <&Hebizuka> *Even though you've only hit the giant ant three times, it seems to have caused far more damage than you thought it would!* [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *At least, more pain. Ant #1 is unfortunately still alive though.* [20:03] <&Hebizuka> *Giant ant #1 shrieks, and seems to be bleeding.* [20:04] <&Hebizuka> *Ant 2's turn...* [20:04] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:04] <MazeBot> [WEAK POINT] Genitals [20:04] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:04] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [20:04] <&Hebizuka> *Attempted leg strike on your crotch! You wonder what that thick, hot meaty rod is, when you realize it's actually a giant ant leg. Which nearly misses.* [20:04] <&Hebizuka> *But, a miss, is a miss.* [20:05] <&Hebizuka> *Ant 1's turn...* [20:05] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:05] <MazeBot> [LOWER BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [20:05] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:05] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [20:05] <&Hebizuka> *The other ant is unable to hit you despite going for an easier target.* [20:05] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [20:05] <&Hebizuka> *Ant #1 is bleeding a lot.* [20:05] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What is your next move?* [20:05] <Tasia> 12 rounds FA on Ant 1. Let's finish him! [20:07] <&Hebizuka> *Ant #1 attempts attacking you with its mandibles, while #2 attempts another leg strike.* [20:07] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: You, Ant 1, Ant 2.* [20:07] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll first.* [20:08] <Tasia> @roll 12#2d6 [20:08] <MazeBot> Tasia: 8;8;8;8;4;8;9;7;4;8;2;4 [20:10] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-7: Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit, Hit* [20:10] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 8-12: Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss* [20:10] <&Hebizuka> *No malfunction!* [20:10] <&Hebizuka> *6/12* [20:10] <Tasia> "Haha! Look at that penetration. Heee." [20:11] <&Hebizuka> *The giant ant is pelted with shots, which finally seem to kill it.* [20:11] <&Hebizuka> *It dies in a large pool of its own blood.* [20:12] <&Hebizuka> Tasia [H&K MP7A1] Giant ant [20:12] <&Hebizuka> *Ant 1's turn is cancelled - creature is dead.* [20:12] <&Hebizuka> *Ant 2's turn...* [20:13] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:13] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right knee [20:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [20:13] <&Hebizuka> *It fails to leg strike you yet again!* [20:13] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [20:13] <&Hebizuka> * [20:13] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. Next move?* [20:13] <Tasia> I have 13 shots left, right? [20:14] <&Hebizuka> [Brass check] H&K MP7A1: [12+1/40 - 13x FMJ] [20:14] * Tasia will full-auto-spam them all at Ant 2. [20:14] <&Hebizuka> *You will magdump on the remaining ant. Confirm?* [20:14] <Tasia> Yep. [20:14] <&Hebizuka> *Ant 2 will try a mandible hit!* [20:14] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: You, Ant 2. You may roll first.* [20:14] <Tasia> @roll 13#2d6 [20:14] <MazeBot> Tasia: 7;6;7;3;6;5;8;8;8;11;4;9;4 [20:15] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-7: Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Hit* [20:15] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 8-13: Miss, Miss, Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss* [20:15] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:15] <MazeBot> [WEAK POINT] Genitals [20:16] <&Hebizuka> *Closest equivalent: One of the eyes (Another weak point)* [20:16] <&Hebizuka> *Only one of your bullets strikes the giant ant's thorax, but two make their way to the creature's right eye, destroying it.* [20:17] <&Hebizuka> *The eyes, being located on its head, are poor stops for the bullets, which mean the two rounds that struck the giant ant's right eye? They go on and end up being headshots.* [20:18] <&Hebizuka> Tasia [H&K MP7A1] Giant ant /H\ [20:19] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (3 turns)* [20:19] <&Hebizuka> *They haven't landed a SINGLE hit on you!* [20:19] * Tasia cradles the subgun against her chest and bounces on her heels. [20:19] <&Hebizuka> *You're telepadded back in the office, yet again.* [20:19] <Tasia> "That went better than last time, for sure." [20:20] <Tasia> "See, having a weapon that I can handle makes a difference." [20:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Wow uh, soon as you get a gun, you're one mean girl huh? Good job, good job. [20:20] * Tasia giggles and steps into the medical pod to get her head clear. [20:21] <&Hebizuka> *All secondary effects are cleared. Libido has been forcibly returned to 0%. (You have the feeling of getting a huge turn off.)* [20:21] <Tasia> "By the way, if I end up with any weird fetishes from this, I'm suing." [20:22] <Tasia> "Except for maybe a fetish for classy submachine guns. That may have been pre-existing." [20:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Alright so, uh, gimme back your weapon, mags and tacvest please... [20:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Please remove your body armor as well. [20:22] * Tasia hands them over, reluctantly. [20:22] <Tasia> "I can see why my friend Regina liked the MP7." [20:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] OK, so, last game. You, versus 2 uruk-hai, with a .44 Deagle. Your handicap: Artificial limb damage. [20:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Firstly please equip this heavy dyneema vest and this dyneema helmet. [20:23] * Tasia puts them on [20:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Here is a RM22SF tacvest... [20:24] * Tasia equips this as well. [20:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] ...and your last game weapon: Desert Eagle mk VII, .44 Magnum, along with three mags. All ammo is FMJ. [20:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Once again, all of this equipment is brand new. You're in luck, last month was "grimy gun galore". [20:25] * Tasia checks the magazines - how many shots? [20:25] <~SU_Tempest> *Each mag is 8 rounds, so you have a total of 32 shots.* [20:25] * Tasia +1's the Deagle and inserts a full magazine, putting the others in her vest. [20:26] <~SU_Tempest> *One of the mags is at 7/8, while the others and the one in the gun are at 8/8.* [20:27] <Tasia> "Now... the artificial limb damage won't hurt too much, will it?" [20:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Okay, like last time, pick Package A or Package B. If you pick A, your hips and left arm will be artificially reduced to 40% condition, which will make you limp, lower your accuracy, and your strength. If you pick B, your chest and right leg will be artificially damaged instead, which will cause your pain sensitivity to go up, as well as make you limp and lower your strength. [20:28] <Tasia> "I know it's risky, but I need my accuracy. I'll go with B." [20:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Step in the capsule again. It'll only hurt for a moment. [20:29] * Tasia does so, gritting her teeth. [20:32] <&Hebizuka> *Your chest is damaged. You feel more sensitive to pain.* [20:32] <&Hebizuka> *Your right leg is damaged. You feel less strong, and your mobility is reduced - you're limping.* [20:33] * Tasia limps to the telepad, pistol in hand. [20:34] <&Hebizuka> *You are telepadded inside of another arena. Two uruk-hai, armed with a medieval spear and a dagger, await...* [20:34] <&Hebizuka> *This is a fight. Turn 1! What is your next move?* [20:35] * Tasia takes aim at the head of the first Uruk-hai, firing off three shots at his ugly dome. [20:36] <&Hebizuka> *The first uruk-hai charges you, dagger in hand, going to stab you once! As for the other one, he arms himself with his spear and throws it at you (yes, really).* [20:36] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: You, UrukHai1, UrukHai2* [20:37] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [20:37] <Tasia> @roll 3#2d6 [20:37] <MazeBot> Tasia: 9;7;7 [20:37] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Miss, Miss.* [20:39] <&Hebizuka> *One .44 Magnum round strikes the first uruk-hai in the head, while the other two miss.* [20:40] <&Hebizuka> *It hits pretty hard, but to your surprise, it doesn't kill the creature. Severely hurt, yes, but kill, no.* [20:40] <&Hebizuka> *UH1's turn...* [20:40] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaiù [20:40] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:40] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [20:40] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:40] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [20:40] <&Hebizuka> *A dagger flies, but misses the mark.* [20:40] <&Hebizuka> *UH2's turn...* [20:40] <&Hebizuka> *He throws his spear at you!* [20:40] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:40] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [20:40] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:40] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [20:42] <&Hebizuka> *You receive a spear in the arm. The Dyneema arm pad is, however, in the way, and dampens SOMEWHAT the resulting damage. It hurts somewhat; less than you thought it would, but the spear was thrown with such force, you suffer from an open wound on the right arm.* [20:42] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. You're bleeding.* [20:42] * Tasia will fire two more shots at UH1's head. [20:43] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. Attack noted.* [20:43] <&Hebizuka> *The first uruk-hai will attempt again to dagger stab you. The other one draws his own dagger and comes in to do the same!* [20:43] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: UH2, UH1, You.* [20:43] <&Hebizuka> *UH2's turn...* [20:43] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:43] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right leg [20:43] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:43] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [20:43] <&Hebizuka> *Swish, and miss.* [20:43] <&Hebizuka> *UH1's turn...* [20:43] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:43] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [20:43] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:43] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 [20:44] <&Hebizuka> *Another miss.* [20:44] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [20:44] <Tasia> @roll 2#2d6 [20:44] <MazeBot> Tasia: 5;2 [20:44] * Tasia curses [20:44] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Miss, Miss.* [20:44] <&Hebizuka> *One wasted turn for everyone.* [20:44] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. Next move?* [20:45] <Tasia> 4 shots at UH1's torso. [20:45] <Tasia> I need to get at least one hit in, here. [20:45] <&Hebizuka> *Both uruk-hai go for another dagger stab attempt.* [20:45] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: UH1, You, UH2.* [20:45] <&Hebizuka> *UH1's turn...* [20:45] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:45] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [20:45] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:45] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 [20:45] <&Hebizuka> *Miss!* [20:45] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. Roll now.* [20:45] <Tasia> @roll 4#2d6 [20:45] <MazeBot> Tasia: 10;5;3;7 [20:46] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Hit, Miss, Miss, Hit.* [20:46] <&Hebizuka> *The Desert Eagle's slide locks empty.* [20:47] <&Hebizuka> *This is enough to make the Uruk-Hai double over, and die.* [20:47] <&Hebizuka> Tasia [Desert Eagle mkVII] Uruk-Hai [20:48] <&Hebizuka> *UH2's turn...* [20:48] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:48] <MazeBot> [EXTREMITY] Right foot [20:48] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:48] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [20:48] <&Hebizuka> *A dagger blade nearly stabs, but misses, your right foot. Phew!* [20:48] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3.* [20:48] <&Hebizuka> *You're still bleeding.* [20:49] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 4. Next move?* [20:49] * Tasia will magswap and reload the Deagle. [20:49] <&Hebizuka> *This will leave you open for the whole turn. Confirm?* [20:49] <Tasia> And hopefully keep dodging in the meantime. [20:49] <Tasia> Yes, I have no better options really [20:49] <&Hebizuka> *You swap mags, and reload with a [8/8] magazine.* [20:50] <&Hebizuka> *The last surviving UrukHai attempts the daggy stabby pointy stabbity again.* [20:50] <&Hebizuka> *UH2's turn...* [20:50] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:50] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [20:50] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:50] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [20:51] <&Hebizuka> *Swish. Either you're an eel, or he's really bad.* [20:51] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4.* [20:51] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 5. Next move?* [20:51] * Tasia magdumps with all 8 shots on UH2's torso. [20:51] <&Hebizuka> *Who attempts to stab you again.* [20:52] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: UH2, You.* [20:52] <&Hebizuka> *UH2's turn...* [20:52] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:52] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Left leg [20:52] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:52] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [20:52] <&Hebizuka> *Hit!* [20:53] <&Hebizuka> *The dyneema leg pad is in the way, and stops this from becoming another wound. It hurts a bit, but you'll survive, for now.* [20:53] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. Roll now.* [20:53] <Tasia> @roll 8#2d6 [20:53] <MazeBot> Tasia: 4;4;7;10;7;9;7;10 [20:53] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Miss, Miss, Hit, Hit.* [20:54] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 5-8: Miss, Hit, Miss, Hit.* [20:54] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:54] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right leg [20:54] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 4/8* [20:54] <&Hebizuka> * [20:54] <&Hebizuka> *The Deagle's slide locks back, again.* [20:55] <&Hebizuka> *Sadly, this only causes medium pain to your opponent. Tiny consolation can be found in the fact you blew open two wounds into his body, though.* [20:56] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 5.* [20:56] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 6. Next move?* [20:56] <Tasia> Magswap. reload with another magazine. [20:57] <&Hebizuka> *The Deagle is back at 7+1, but your turn ends.* [20:58] <&Hebizuka> *UH2 gets angry, but continues trying to stab you, this time with extra snorting.* [20:58] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [20:58] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [20:58] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [20:58] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [20:58] <&Hebizuka> *And a blade to the chest, you receive.* [20:59] <&Hebizuka> *The heavy dyneema vest barely stopped it from opening a wound, but it did cause some damage to your already damaged chest.* [20:59] <&Hebizuka> *And THAT hurt a lot more than the limb hits.* [20:59] <Tasia> "Fuck!" [20:59] <&Hebizuka> *You are in severe pain.* [20:59] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 6.* [20:59] <Tasia> I've gotta end this right now. [21:00] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 7. Next move?* [21:00] * Tasia magdumps at his head, and if it doesn't kill him, I'm surrendering. [21:00] <&Hebizuka> *UH2 goes for yet another stab.* [21:00] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: You, UH2.* [21:00] <&Hebizuka> *Roll now.* [21:00] <Tasia> @roll 8#2d6 [21:00] <MazeBot> Tasia: 10;11;6;6;8;3;9;5 [21:01] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Hit, Hit, Miss, Miss.* [21:01] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 5-8: Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss* [21:01] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [21:01] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [21:02] <&Hebizuka> *Two hits in the head, and two in the arm. You punch out even more blood from the Uruk-Hai's body, but you're worried it still might not be enough. However...* [21:03] <&Hebizuka> *The creature's body froze. It falls on its knees, and crashes dead before you, finally dead.* [21:03] <&Hebizuka> Tasia [Desert Eagle mkVII] Uruk-Hai /H\ [21:03] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (7 turns)* [21:03] * Tasia flops [21:04] <&Hebizuka> *You're telepadded back in the office again.* [21:05] <Tasia> "How was that for a cinematic ending? Damn, my chest... aghhh!" [21:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Staffer] Whoa there. Get in the healing capsule ASAP. [21:05] * Tasia tosses the Deagle down and stumbles into the medical pod. [21:05] <Tasia> "That was too close. Shit." [21:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Emiho] That was FAN-TAS-TIC! ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! That last stand against the big brutes at the end? EXCELLENT. You're AMAZING, my dear. You will deserve every last coin of your prize money! [21:07] <Tasia> "You're damn right I do." [21:07] <~SU_Tempest> *You receive full healing. All limb damage healed. All Pain back to 0%. All wounds closed. Blood refilled.* [21:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Emiho] Thanks a lot, miss Tasia. We're going to break the records with this month's edition! Don't forget to get back all of your gear in the corner, then take the telepad to return to your friends. The incompetent hiring bureau goon will transfer you the cash. [21:09] * Tasia checks herself just to make sure everything's on the inside where it belongs, before going over to strip off the provided clothing and don her own. [21:09] <~SU_Tempest> *Your body is just fine, enjoying cohesion and non-damaged status thanks to the power of medical healing capsules.* [21:10] * Tasia re-equips the rest of her gear and goes to the telepad. [21:10] <~SU_Tempest> *You return to the hiring bureau. Your allies are chatting amongst themselves, and the hirer is typing away on his computer.* [21:11] <Tasia> "Nailed it!" [21:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] Awesome! [21:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Akemi] Boo yea. I knew you'd do it. [21:11] <Tasia> "But as a warning.... it's really not worth the money." [21:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] As agreed, since you failed Game 1 but won 2 and 3, you will receive 1200 P$... plus the 500 P$ "incentive bonus" from my pocket... let it be known it's the last time I ever work with TV folk. The LAST. [21:12] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 1700 P$ [21:12] <Tasia> "Heh, thanks. Same here!" [21:13] <&Hebizuka> *Mission complete* [21:14] * Tasia fills her purse and stuffs the rest of the money in her pack. [21:15] <&Hebizuka> *Placed 395 P$ in pouch, now at 2000 P$. 1305 P$ remaining.* [21:15] <&Hebizuka> *Not enough space to carry the rest of the money - can only carry 250 P$ extra in backpack.* [21:15] <Tasia> "Hmm, it won't all fit." [21:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] If you'd prefer, I could get it wired to your bank account... [21:16] * Tasia just hands 600 to each ally. [21:17] <Tasia> "Eh, take what's left after this and wire it to my account." [21:17] <Tasia> So 105 P$ [21:17] <~SU_Tempest> *Regina takes out 313 P$ and asks for this money to be wired on Tasia's account along with it.* [21:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Regina] I can't carry more... And I'd rather you have it, you earned it after all. [21:18] <Tasia> "Thanks - just making sure you two have enough, y'know." [21:18] <&Hebizuka> *418 P$ transferred on your bank account.* [21:18] <&Hebizuka> *Your balance is now 718 P$.* [21:18] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [21:21] <&Hebizuka> 208 rooms (+16), 37 kills (+9), 0 SEs, 7 missions (+1), 1 Amulet, 6518 P$ (+1616), 0 Runs [21:21] <&Hebizuka> Score: 442pts (+60) [21:22] <&Hebizuka> Position: 4th (no change) [21:22] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [21:22] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 24/66 [21:22] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 6/16 [21:22] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 30/72 (42%) [21:22] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [21:22] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 108/229 (47%) [21:22] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 7/17 (41%) [21:22] <&Hebizuka> Other attacks 0/1 (0%) [21:22] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 115/247 (47% accuracy) [21:22] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements= [21:22] <&Hebizuka> Pistol: 6 pts (+3) - 4 until badge [21:22] <&Hebizuka> Submachine gun: 8 pts (+2) - 2 until badge [21:22] <&Hebizuka> Sharp-types: 2 pts (+2) - 8 until badge [21:23] <&Hebizuka> Headshots: 14 (+4) [21:23] <&Hebizuka> Brutal points (overkills): 6 (+1)