Log:Session 143 (Meta, no ontology)

[18:08] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Reina. You have visited 38 rooms so far. You are in bad condition: hungry, with multiple damaged limbs, broken hips, and in a state of agony. Seek medical supplies as soon as possible. !mrooms3 to resume.* [18:08] <Reina> !mrooms3 [18:08] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 563 - Front door: 2536 - Right door: 2490 - Roomstyle: 512 [18:10] * Reina can only continue to stumble in a vaguely straight line, muttering curses and threats like a madwoman under her breath. By all accounts she should be bleeding out on the ground, but the sheer rage over the ridiculousness of *getting her fucking cock stolen* just barely dulls the pain enough for her to walk through the front door. [18:16] <&Hebizuka> *An old forge ; it used to be the workplace of a blacksmith. Not much was left, other than a weapon and a magazine.* [18:17] * Reina has enough sense to take a look, at least. What's been left behind? [18:21] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Medieval warhammer - Strike (Blunt) - Iron - Weight: 22 - Cond: Bad [18:21] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K HK33 25-round magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1+0.25 (1.25) - [25/25, FMJ] [18:21] <&Hebizuka> *Caliber in the HK33 magazine: 5.56x45mm NATO* [18:34] * Reina groans as she tries to keep herself from getting flustered. The warhammer reminds her of home - but she's in no fucking shape to lift it, and the hammerhead looks like it'd break off at any minute. All she can do is keep heading forward - with any luck, she'll find /something./ [18:34] <Reina> !mrooms3 [18:34] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 1476 - Front door: 3812 - Right door: 6381 - Roomstyle: 452 [18:34] <Reina> Front door's less walking... [18:40] <&Hebizuka> *An abandoned meeting office, with an oval table and several wheeled chairs around. You see another magazine on the floor.* [18:41] * Reina takes a quick glance at the magazine on the floor, but she doesn't put much hope into it. Any cabinets to be searched? Pills left lying on the table? [18:44] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Taurus MT-9 30-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.05 (0.55) - [5/30, FMJ] - Caliber: 9x19mm Parabellum [18:44] <&Hebizuka> *There is no searchable furniture here.* [18:46] * Reina tries to slip the Taurus magazine into her bag on a lark. But there's so much crap there - will it even fit? [18:49] <&Hebizuka> *Without much of a problem.* [18:49] <Reina> !mrooms3 [18:49] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 5337 - Front door: 677 - Right door: 3242 - Roomstyle: 131 [18:49] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 38.53/40 [18:50] * Reina continues to mutter to herself as she walks through the front door. "Need to rest up, shrines have lots of donations so I can recoup my losses there after I have my fun with those fucking pathetic skanks..." [18:53] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A fire ant is in there, roaming about and looking for something to kill and eat.* [18:55] <Reina> @cover [18:55] <MazeBot> No cover at all! [18:55] <Reina> Of course. [18:56] * Reina has enough sense to try and run for it, at least. That she'll make it when she's this fucked is up in the air. [18:57] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6 to attempt running now.* [19:00] <Reina> @roll 2d6 [19:00] <MazeBot> Reina: 11 [19:01] <&Hebizuka> *You gun it as fast as possible despite your limping, and you manage to make it to the next doors without even attracting the ant's attention!* [19:02] <Reina> !mrooms3 [19:02] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 4300 - Front door: 3130 - Right door: 1577 - Roomstyle: 89 [19:03] * Reina practically slams through the front door without a second thought, the adrenalin of not wanting to die keeping her from feeling the growing bruise on her abused shoulders. [19:08] <&Hebizuka> *A library, with its many shelves, books, and computers. Signs display notes about usage fees. The librarian seems to be absent. You spot a piece of load-bearing equipment on the floor.* [19:09] <Reina> I'd fucking kill for something /useful/ I swear to god. What do we have here...? [19:10] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Tactical vest) MK64 Marksman: Capacity 8 units + Ammo (6 mags only, max tier: X.Large, no drums) [19:13] <Reina> Better capacity, but... I need the shells. [19:13] * Reina takes a moment to try and center herself, skimming through - what else - the library's porn section. The more dickgirls the better. [19:18] <&Hebizuka> *The library is in a bad shape. It has been damaged and ransacked, and many sections are entirely missing. Unfortunately, it is the porn section's case. All that's left is a 40 year old vintage pinup magazine with a faint smell of debris and old paper.* [19:20] * Reina swipes it in any case. Magazines like these are collector's items for people in the know, and god damn it this girl needs a morale boost. [19:20] <Reina> !mrooms3 [19:20] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 4466 - Front door: 4619 - Right door: 2955 - Roomstyle: 508 [19:21] * Reina ends up skimming the magazine as she walks through the front door, naturally comparing herself to all the ladies, both youkai and human, that grace the pages. Ah, but are any pages 'stuck together'? That's the real question. [19:28] <&Hebizuka> *Not really, it's hard to call it porn.* [19:28] <&Hebizuka> *Item kept as meaningless.* [19:33] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area. Daytime forest, with lots of trees and bushes. Yet another magazine can be glimpsed on the ground...* [19:36] * Reina takes a glance up above, before grabbing at the magazine. Any fruit? [19:37] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Ruger Mini-30 30-round extended magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1+0.36 (1.36) - [18/30, AP] - Caliber: 7.62x39mm [19:37] <&Hebizuka> *No fruits, or anything edible.* [19:37] * Reina slides the magazine into pack. She has a treasure trove of crap to sell, now the question is how to not fucking kick the bucket. [19:37] <Reina> !mrooms3 [19:37] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 3295 - Front door: 4229 - Right door: 5934 - Roomstyle: 260 [19:38] * Reina continues through the front door - not like any option's better than the others. [19:41] <&Hebizuka> *A dark sanctum. You see a small demonic shrine and altar here... The dark maiden does not appear to be around, though. There is also a creature lurking about in here; it seems to be an electragon!* [19:41] <&Hebizuka> *The dragon looks... Weird, to say the least. He doesn't appear to have his typical feral/angry attitude.* [19:41] <Reina> Well that's a shock. [19:41] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 39.89/40 [19:43] <Reina> So, uh - can you speak or anything, orrrr? [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *The dragon whines and cowers in the corner.* [19:44] * Reina does te dumbest thing imaginable and approaches the giant fuckoff electrical dragon. Living with Great Auntie Helel has dimmed her danger senses around dragons hilariously. [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *It wails louder as you come closer.µ [19:44] <Reina> Oh, come on now, you're a big honking badass. Are you hurt anywhere? Hungry? Come on, what's up with you? [19:44] * Reina tries to get a closer look - it's either obviously in pain or expertly tortured and tamed, but which is it? [19:45] <Reina> If you're bleeding anywhere, I can help you ya dumb oaf. Come on now... [19:45] <&Hebizuka> *The electragon does not appear to be in pain, or in shackles, or anything that suggests bodily abuse.* [19:45] <&Hebizuka> *He simply seems afraid of you.* [19:46] <Reina> I don't look /that/ fucked up, am I? I haven't even made any deals with the devil yet, come on. [19:46] * Reina groans and pulls out her lingering supplies of food. Did she eat all the pizza and the canned fruit already? [19:47] <~Tempest> *No, you still have 2 slices of pizza and a can of candied fruit.* [19:52] * Reina opens the can of fruit after a lot of exertion, and leave it open, along with a slice of pizza, in front of the electric dragon. She'll be eating the last slice herself. [19:53] <&Hebizuka> *You feel pretty damn hungry, and one pizza slice isn't enough to sate the hunger.* [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *The dragon ignores the food presented and just seems to wish you'd please go away already.* [20:00] * Reina ignores him, and takes the second slice of pizza to chew on, thoughtfully. She's at a pretty good distance away from him, so she can probably get away in time... [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *What will you do with the candied fruit?* [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *The second pizza slice makes you feel better already ; hunger is starting to die down, though you feel as though eating more would certainly help some more.* [20:02] <Reina> *Wait on it. It's still closer to the dragon then it is to me, so I'll just back up a bit and let him sniff it out.* [20:05] <Reina> *Either it'll attack me, continue to cower, or actually eat the damn thing, so - we'll see how it pans out.* [20:08] <&Hebizuka> *Do you wish to wait? The dragon doesn't seem he'll provoke you.* [20:10] <Reina> @cover [20:10] <MazeBot> A static tactical shield, "Colossus" model. (Health: 200, LDV modifier: -4. AC Eqv: A5. Pass-through threshold: 14+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.25, Blast-resistant) [20:11] <Reina> *I'd like to wait in cover, if possible. If this dragon already has an abusive owner, then holy hell I do not need to deal with that horseshit.* [20:18] <~Tempest> *You've left the dragon and the canned fruit on Side 2, and you went to Side 1 to take cover. Since combat is not engaged, you automatically succeed, but the dragon is aware of your presence ; he simply does not engage you.* [20:19] <Reina> *That's fine. I'd like to confirm the ammo counts of my shotgun and sidearm before I begin waiting.* [20:19] <&Hebizuka> *Remington 870 MCS: [7+1/7, T-Buck]* [20:19] <&Hebizuka> *Beretta M9: [5+1/15, FMJ]* [20:19] <&Hebizuka> *Glock 17: [7+1/17, FMJ]* [20:21] * Reina sighs as she puts down her backpack, rifling through it for any spare ammo she can shove in the handguns. She's a horrid shot with everything anyways, but she might get lucky. Hah. [20:24] <&Hebizuka> *You carry 10 rounds of 9x19mm FMJ, and 15 rounds of 9x19mm Surp, which are both compatible with both of your handguns. You also carry two spare Beretta 92 magazines [15/15 Surp] [15/15 Surp] and a spare Glock 9mm 17-rd magazine [17/17 FMJ] if you would rather swap magazines rather than load ammo individually.* [20:26] * Reina loads the FMJ ammo into the Berretta directly, making sure to keep one in the chamber, before swapping the Glock magazines. [20:28] <&Hebizuka> *The process will take 5 turns ; 1 turn to swap Glock mags, 4 turns to load 10 rounds in your M9 mag. Confirm?* [20:30] <Reina> *Confirm.* [20:37] <&Hebizuka> *Glock 17; magazine swapped. In the pack: [7/17 FMJ]. In the weapon: [17+1/17 FMJ]* [20:38] <&Hebizuka> *Beretta M9; magazine refilled. In the pack: All out of 9x19mm FMJ. In the weapon: [15+1/15 FMJ]* [20:39] <Reina> And now, we wait. And hope the pain dies down. [20:40] <&Hebizuka> *5 turns passed, during which your pain levels drop sufficiently to no longer call it agony (but still enough to call it 'PAIN!'). You feel hungry again, knowing full well that 2 slices of pizza were a temporary measure.* [20:40] <&Hebizuka> *While you're busy reloading pistols, the dragon swiped the box of candied fruit, and swallowed it whole, tin included. For a few seconds you hear a dragon trying to chew on metal.* [20:45] <Reina> I hope you liked it! There's more where that came from! [20:50] <&Hebizuka> *The electragon doesn't react much to you aside from that. Do you still wish to wait?* [21:00] <Reina> *Yes* [21:03] <&Hebizuka> *Please roll a 2d6.* [21:03] <Reina> @roll 2d6 [21:03] <MazeBot> Reina: 6 [22:38] <&Hebizuka> *24 turns pass...* [22:40] <&Hebizuka> *You are extremely hungry. Your pain levels have dropped to a more manageable level, but now you feel like you MUST find something to eat and that your life depends on it.* [22:40] <&Hebizuka> *An escort enters the room on your side. What do you decide to do?* [22:42] <Reina> Get your ass down here, there's a fucking dragon in the room! [22:42] <~Tempest> *The escort gasps in terror and takes cover along with you.* [22:43] <~Tempest> *The electragon is still content with pretending he is invisible.* [22:43] <~Tempest> [Escort] What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?! [22:43] * Reina takes a good look at the escort. What are they like? [22:43] <Reina> It's one of those - those fucking electric dragons. I don't know if he's owned be a demon or /what/ but he is terrifying and I don't have a lot of ammo. [22:47] <&Hebizuka> *The escort is an old, Diamond-type female human. She is very tall, slightly overweight, with hip-length chestnut hair, a pair of violet eyes, and an old bullet wound on the left shoulder.* [22:47] <&Hebizuka> *The escort draws a huge pistol.* [22:47] <Reina> I got my ass handed to me because of those insane angelic fuckwits, so I was hoping to get to a demon sanctum and find some safety 'till I could get to a hospital. And then this /fucking dragon/ is just hanging around and I am - you think that pistol's gonna be enough? [22:48] <~Tempest> [Escort] Shouldn't we, like, fuckin', kill it or something? [22:48] <~Tempest> [Escort] Miss, that's all I got! And you have a fuckin' shotgun. [22:48] <Reina> It's a fucking dragon and knowing my luck it's probably Asmodeus's cocksleeve at night. And my shotgun's loaded with /tactical buck./ [22:50] <Reina> If you think that's enough to put it down, then I don't really have a choice - but it hasn't been /doing/ anything, so I thought we might just be able to sneak to one of the doors together. [22:50] <Reina> And if it attacks, /then/ we blow it to high hell. [22:53] <~Tempest> [Escort] ...So why has it not attacked yet? How long have you been in here anyway? [22:54] <Reina> Like, three minutes or so? I dived for the cover as soon as I saw it, because it's a /giant fuckoff dragon./ If it noticed me I'd be dead. [22:55] <Reina> I haven't been here long, I was just hoping for a demon to come and take him away, or for someone to come in so we'd both have a better chance of not dying. [22:59] <Reina> So, we can either make a run for it together, or we can fight it off. And I don't want to piss off any demons - do you? [23:05] <~Tempest> *The escort looks ... amused. [23:06] <~Tempest> [Escort] Well... If that dragon hasn't attacked yet and isn't trying to flee, why not put two and two together? It's probably the maiden's pet, or something dumb like that. [23:07] <~Tempest> [Escort] I don't flippin' know how she might get a hold of that, but 'tis a crazy world out there. Wouldn't put it past the demons. [23:07] <Reina> That's - I am going to say that if a maiden managed to get her hands on a dragon and keep it fed, she is using it as more of a pet. [23:07] <Reina> A giant ass guard dog, maybe. [23:07] <~Tempest> *She reholsters that gun - which you really can't help but notice is huge, for a pistol* [23:08] <~Tempest> [Escort] Yeah, a guard dog! Or guard 'gon, rather. [23:08] <Reina> So... you're not worried it'd attack us as soon as it sees us? [23:10] <~Tempest> [Escort] It'd have done so, or left for food, if not already! [23:10] <~Tempest> [Escort] You see how curled up that big thing is? It ain't gonna bite. [23:11] * Reina doesn't need to put that much effort into her feigned wariness when she pops her head over the giant shield. "...I... I suppose..." [23:12] <~Tempest> *The dragon eeks when seeing your face again, then tried to hide its head under its front claws.* [23:12] <Reina> Wow, I must look like a huge dork. Getting ripped to shreds by that crazy shrine maiden must have done a number on both my heads. [23:12] <~Tempest> *The night-lady laughs at the scene.* [23:12] <~Tempest> [Escort] You had trouble with them angelics too, honey? They a real pain in the ass. [23:13] <Reina> Yuh huh. Made a donation in good faith, and then the bitch is trying to stab her fucking gohei into my neck before I even get a /chance/ to pray. [23:14] <Reina> And after I pump her full of lead, I collapse - and when I wake up, my fucking /cock/ is gone! I've been getting shafted by my clients because now I'm just another halfling whore instead of a halfling whore with a cock. [23:16] <~Tempest> [Escort] Ahaha, what the hell?! Seriously? Ahaha, holy shit, sorry if I laugh but this sounds soooo fuckin' crazy! [23:16] <~Tempest> [Escort] Ahaha, oh... Oh damn. I just realized. You just told me ya fuckin' plugged a shrine maiden? [23:18] <Reina> She was trying to stab her gohei into my neck, and her fucking turtle /blew my guard dog in half./ I fired in self defense - not that the Angelics give a shit. [23:18] <Reina> So, yeah - for better or for worse, I'm rooting for Hell Incorporated. I figure if I'm devout enough, maybe they can grow a foocubus cock for me, or - or something. Heaven knows I'm never leaving my back to those feathered fucks ever again. [23:21] <~Tempest> [Escort] Gooolly. This be crazy! [23:21] <~Tempest> [Escort] So ya wanna pander to them demons eh? Be nice to the dark maidens then! Loootsa benefits if they you friends. [23:22] * Reina offers her less beaten up hand to the older escort. "Yeah, I made a friend or two already - us escorts gotta stick together, you know? From Angelics, from asshole pimps - My name's Reina - how about you?" [23:24] <~Tempest> [Escort] The real name or the stage name? Heh, just messin with ya, I'm guessin you're not here to get it on with me. Name's Caroline. [23:25] <Reina> Well, I wouldn't mind a roll in the hay with a gal like you, dick or dickle - wait, /Caroline?/ [23:25] * Reina starts bursting out laughing, the stress having finally gotten to her. [23:25] <Reina> Oh my god you have the same name as my /ex shrine maiden mother./ [23:26] <~Tempest> [Escort] You fuckin' with me? Your mom was a shrine maiden? Ain't they all supposed to be virgins 'til death? ...Ah, you know what? Crazy meets crazy, I ain't going to diss and say I'll believe ya. [23:27] <Reina> My other moms were /really/ convincing. All it takes for those prudes to loosen up is to take the stick out of their ass and replace it with a stick up their ass. [23:28] <Reina> But - yeah, that's my story. How about you, beautiful Diamond? [23:30] <~Tempest> [Escort] Ha, don't start. People give me shit about it, they call me Ghost Lady - that's when they nice about it, I'll spare ya the other names. My story? Ain't real interestin'. Officially a whore since I'm 24 after my boss and all of my colleagues got killed. Boss only took me in cuz I was good under a desk, so I figured might as well make a honest livin' out of it. [23:30] <~Tempest> [Escort] And before ya ask, I'm 66 and very picky about my clients. [23:31] <Reina> Haha. Well, I'm pretty sure I clean up nicely; how 'bout we travel for a bit and stick together? I'd love to know what's your criteria. [23:32] <~Tempest> [Escort] Nah. Since this dragon ain't nothin but scenery, I better get going. You should go get yourself somethin' to eat, I just heard ya stomach growl harder than a dragon. [23:33] <&Hebizuka> *Your stomach is indeed letting you know of your hunger needs.* [23:33] <Reina> Damn. Well - got a number and some food? I have enough weapons and junk in here for anything you'd like, if you'll help a sister out. [23:34] <~Tempest> [Escort] Yer cute, but I ain't giving my numbers to strangers, even if they're in the same line o' work. Conflict of interest, yanno? [23:34] <~Tempest> [Escort] So I'll wish ya good luck. Try not to get killed, hon. [23:34] <Reina> No worries, I'll probably starve to death first. Laters! [23:34] <Reina> !mrooms3 [23:34] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 1447 - Front door: 5923 - Right door: 1943 - Roomstyle: 282 [23:34] <~Tempest> *The escort has left the room.* [23:35] <Reina> Alright, Draggie, it's just you and me again. Your owner's clearly a shithead, so do you want to get out of this dump? [23:35] * Reina heads over to the front door, keeping her fingers tapping along the doorknob but not quite opening it. [23:36] <Reina> Me and freedom, or your owner and more abuse. Your call - and don't act like you don't understand, you're a fucking dragon. [23:38] <~Tempest> [Electragon] *WHINE!* [23:38] <~Tempest> *He cowers in fear.* [23:39] <Reina> Come on, do I have to /drag/ you? We can find somewhere nice and outdoors where you can actually fly. [23:40] <~Tempest> *The electragon retreats to another corner of the room, away from you.* [23:40] * Reina is dead anyway, so she might as well help this poor fuck out. She ends up walking all the way over to the dragon's side, and gently taps its... foot? Heel? Fucking dragon anatomy. Either it'll attack or it'll realize there's nothing to fear. [23:41] <~Tempest> *It whines loudly and horribly again, running away from you.* [23:41] <Reina> Welp, your loss. Front door it is. [23:41] * Reina leaves the door open, however - just in case it grows some fucking balls. [23:42] <~Tempest> *Unfortunately, it doesn't. You may proceed.* [23:43] <&Hebizuka> *A shower room. Several cabins with working showerheads, with a corner to temporarily leave clothing and personal belongings. There is a piece of clothing in the changing corner.* [23:46] <Reina> Well, on the one hand, I could shower. [23:46] <Reina> On the other hand I could die from starvation while I shower. [23:46] * Reina checks the clothing. What is it? Something useful, hopefully. [23:47] <&Hebizuka> *No, but it's hilariously appropriate.* [23:47] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Thong (Crotch) - AC: C2 - No resistance - Weight: 1 - [Cond: Worn] [23:50] <Reina> I'll put it on after I shower, then. Even if it'll feel weird without my bulge... [23:51] * Reina ends up stripping her clothes off, and brings in the backpack with her. The labcoat will keep most things from getting wet, especially if she sticks it in the corner - so all she loses is the dress and the LBE if someone gets fancy. [23:51] <&Hebizuka> *All that is required is for you to be in the nude - it doesn't matter much if your items get wet.* [23:53] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm you wish to take a shower and benefit from potential effects of one?* [23:54] <Reina> *Yes.* [00:00] <&Hebizuka> *The water was murky, tepid, and horribly smelly. You stink, and you are going to stink for a while.* [00:02] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6.* [00:06] <Reina> @roll 2d6 [00:06] <MazeBot> Reina: 5 [00:08] <&Hebizuka> *24 turns pass...* [00:34] <&Hebizuka> *You are starving badly and you've spent close to 20 turns starting to feel the effects of starvation. You have ceased healing naturally due to running out of bodily energy to do so, and you are now progressively losing health in the chest.* [00:35] <&Hebizuka> *Your chest is now damaged, you are now more sensitive to pain.* [00:36] <Reina> Well that was a waste of time. [00:36] <&Hebizuka> *You need to eat something, anything, ASAP.* [00:37] * Reina is strangely serene as she steps out of the filthy sewer shower that she had been so graciously showered with. Being on the edge of death does that to you. In any case, the racoon girl's in a complete trance as she shoves the thong into her backpack, and squirms around for her mushrooms to munch on - which will probably kill her, but hey. [00:37] <Reina> !mrooms3 [00:37] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 6037 - Front door: 691 - Right door: 4975 - Roomstyle: 172 [00:38] <&Hebizuka> *Eat the two unidentified orange, unpleasant smelling mushrooms?* [00:40] <Reina> *Yes. Then head through the front door.* [00:40] <&Hebizuka> *Delicious. Absurdly frugal, but delicious.* [00:41] <&Hebizuka> *You know very well it will not last long.* [00:44] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area. Daytime plains. There is a magazine on the ground, but aside from that nothing. Nothing that looks edible.* [00:45] * Reina takes a glance at the magazine. [00:45] <Reina> !mrooms3 [00:45] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 5909 - Front door: 2406 - Right door: 11 - Roomstyle: 412 [00:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1907 10-round magazine. Size tier: Tiny ; Weight: 0.25+0.08 (0.33) - [8/10 FMJ] - Caliber: .32 ACP [00:49] * Reina slides that shit into her backpack without even breaking stride, heading off for the front door with a head held high. And blood and fecal water dripping down her body. [00:51] <&Hebizuka> *Your body is too weak to heal naturally.* [00:52] <&Hebizuka> *An empty, featureless room. You spot a bundle of mushrooms in the corner!* [00:53] * Reina groans and takes a look. They'll probably kill her, and just like that, her composure's gone. [00:53] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unidentified) White, Odorless - Unidentified - Weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 8] [00:54] <&Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [00:57] * Reina pops one into her mouth. Hoorah for last meals. [00:58] <&Hebizuka> *The mushroom is an insignificant meal. You feel a horrible, acidic sensation as the mushroom leaves your mouth and goes into your stomach.* [00:58] <&Hebizuka> *You've been poisoned.* [01:00] <Reina> Mhmm. Figures. [01:00] <Reina> !mrooms3 [01:00] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 567 - Front door: 1761 - Right door: 420 - Roomstyle: 323 [01:00] <Reina> Well, it's not the first time I had something horrid and acidic squirted into my mouth. Front door. [01:02] <&Hebizuka> *You're beginning to starve again.* [01:03] <&Hebizuka> *The poison is damaging your body...* [01:12] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a regular ,featureless room again. You spot an accessory on the floor...* [01:15] * Reina takes a glance. Nothing useful, of course, but what do we have? [01:16] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer, Pistol, standard, .30 / 7.62mm [01:18] * Reina slips it inside her backpack once more. [01:18] <Reina> !mrooms3 [01:18] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 3285 - Front door: 1593 - Right door: 2589 - Roomstyle: 471 [01:19] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 40/40 [01:19] * Reina is walking at a brisk pace towards the front door, but it's not the frantic rush of a woman on death row. [01:19] <&Hebizuka> *Your backpack capacity is now maxed out.* [01:19] <&Hebizuka> *Starvation is taking its toll on your body...* [01:19] <&Hebizuka> *The poison is damaging your body...* [01:21] <&Hebizuka> *Another empty, featureless room. You spot clothing on the floor...* [01:21] * Reina takes a look. Why not? [01:22] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Pimp zebra shoes - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Worn] [01:23] <Reina> And this is why Heaven here will never win - they can't accept prostitution as wholesome and good. [01:27] <Reina> !mrooms3 [01:27] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 2040 - Front door: 6441 - Right door: 5496 - Roomstyle: 243 [01:27] <Reina> Front door it is. I can go on a whoring spree later. [01:28] <&Hebizuka> *Starvation and poisoning are damaging your body further...* [01:29] <&Hebizuka> *Yet another regular, featureless room. There is a caribou in the room. I have no idea either. It's a caribou.* [01:31] <Reina> Well, I /could/ kill it and eat it. [01:31] <Reina> But no fire, so. [01:31] <Reina> !mrooms3 [01:31] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 5765 - Front door: 249 - Right door: 3670 - Roomstyle: 537 [01:31] <Reina> You live for now, caribou. Be well. [01:32] <&Hebizuka> *You enter inside a dojo, which seems to be empty.* [01:33] <&Hebizuka> *But unfortunately, you have no time to react or do much. Your body finally snaps ; the poison and the starvation have been taking too much of a toll on your body. Your vision blurs, you black out, and you keel over on the dojo floor, never to wake up ever again.* [01:33] <&Hebizuka> *You are dead. Cause of death: Starvation* [01:34] <&Hebizuka> Stats: 51 rooms, 3 kills, 0 missions, 0 Amulets, 464 P$, 0 Runs [01:35] <&Hebizuka> *Rest in peace, Reina Miyako-Knight.*