Log:Game 51 (Meta, no ontology)

[23:26] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Sayuri Kiriha. You visited 225 rooms. Next special room at 231 (in 6 rooms). You are hungry. You received a gift! Look on the floor to see what it is. Otherwise, !mrooms3 to continue. [23:27] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine Gift [23:27] <~Hebizuka> *A package in gift paper and ribbon. There is a message attached to it.* [23:27] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Read message [23:27] <~Hebizuka> "To the winner of the Weapon Serial lottery: Sayuri Kiriha!" [23:28] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ..huh. [23:28] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Unwrap gift [23:28] <~Hebizuka> Class 1 weapon: FN FAL battle rifle (7.62 NATO - 20 rounds) [23:28] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 7.62x51mm NATO x20 [23:28] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [23:29] <Sayuri_Kiriha> huh.. [23:29] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >So what was my C1 weapon again? [23:29] <~Hebizuka> Current Class 1 weapon: FN Minimi light machine gun (5.56 NATO belted - 30/100 rounds) [23:30] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Can I spare FN FAL? [23:30] <~Hebizuka> It weighs 22 units. [23:30] <~Hebizuka> Current backpack weight 42.44/50 [23:33] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >..nah. [23:33] * Sayuri_Kiriha moves on. [23:33] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [23:33] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 360 - Front door: 1161 - Right door: 37 - Roomstyle: 111 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [23:33] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Left door [23:34] <~Hebizuka> *An outside area; daytime forest. You spot a blueprint on the floor, abandoned there on the grass...* [23:34] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine blueprint [23:35] <~Hebizuka> "Level 1, Table, 0 Metal, 75 Wood, 0 Plastic" [23:35] * Sayuri_Kiriha moves on. [23:35] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [23:35] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 737 - Front door: 1058 - Right door: 793 - Roomstyle: 168 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:35] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Front door [23:36] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs. You enter a regular, featureless room... and spot food on the floor.* [23:36] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine food! [23:36] <~Hebizuka> A black forest cake. [23:37] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ohgod- [23:37] * Sayuri_Kiriha eats it. *-* [23:37] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 64 [23:37] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 64 > < Rolls: 22 > < Total Score: 22 > [23:37] <~SU_Tempest> *It tasted bland, for a chocolatey cake. It did calm down somewhat your hunger though.* [23:38] * Sayuri_Kiriha sighs softly at the bland tastes, soon moving on. [23:38] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [23:38] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 1277 - Front door: 1421 - Right door: 843 - Roomstyle: 16 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [23:38] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Right door [23:39] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a classroom. Unfortunately the classroom is not as orderly and quiet as you'd have liked it to be; it has been invaded by two tentacle monsters.* [23:39] <Sayuri_Kiriha> C-Christ.. [23:39] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Any cover? [23:40] <~Hebizuka> *Roll @cover.* [23:40] <Sayuri_Kiriha> @cover [23:40] <EliasBot> A crate full of styrofoam. (50%, Kev-2, STRONG) [23:40] * Sayuri_Kiriha attempts to hide. [23:40] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !mdice 2 6 [23:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 6 > < Total Score: 7 > [23:41] <~SU_Tempest> *You drop and roll behind the styrofoam crate, and are fast enough to attack first.* [23:41] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Shoot 3 times at the 1st tentacle monster with the Minimi [23:41] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [23:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 4 > < Total Score: 10 > [23:43] <~Hebizuka> *You poke three holes in one of the monsters' body, which shudders in pain from the shock... But is not dead yet.* [23:43] <~Hebizuka> *The wounded tentacle monster replies by lunging its tentacles towards you...* [23:43] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:43] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 1 > < Total Score: 6 > [23:43] <~Hebizuka> *It strikes hard the crate you use as cover. The crate resists well, though.* [23:44] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1* [23:46] * Sayuri_Kiriha shoots twice more at the wounded tentacle monster. [23:46] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [23:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 2 > < Total Score: 5 > [23:46] <~Hebizuka> *You miss your shots.* [23:46] <~Hebizuka> *The unscathed monster lunges its appendages towards you, with the same intent of breaking through your cover.* [23:46] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:46] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 1 > < Total Score: 6 > [23:46] <~Hebizuka> *Again, it strikes the crate. It resists, but is now bent and damaged somewhat.* [23:47] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2* [23:47] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Get.. away from me! [23:47] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Again, shoot twice more at the wounded tentacle monster. [23:47] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [23:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 3 > < Total Score: 6 > [23:48] <~Hebizuka> *The extra shots take care of the monster, taking it down for good!* [23:48] <~Hebizuka> *The remaining one repeats its attack.* [23:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [23:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 6 > < Total Score: 11 > [23:48] <~Hebizuka> *You watch as the tentacles smash your crate again, grazing your face - or well, your helmet.* [23:48] <~Hebizuka> *The crate is now half as tall as it was...* [23:49] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3* [23:49] * Sayuri_Kiriha shoots 5 times at the remaining tentacle monster. [23:49] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !mdice 2 6 [23:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 3 > < Total Score: 8 > [23:49] <~Hebizuka> *You tear holes in the body of the remaining monster, taking it down as well.* [23:49] <~Hebizuka> Area clear [23:50] <~Hebizuka> *Fight ended in: 4 turns* [23:50] <~Hebizuka> *You are beginning to feel hungry, again.* [23:50] * Sayuri_Kiriha breathes out a bit, moving on.. [23:50] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !mrooms3 [23:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 189 - Front door: 162 - Right door: 633 - Roomstyle: 155 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [23:50] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Front door [23:52] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a library. It is occupied by a tengu reporter, apparently busy working on a newspaper article. There's a weapon on the floor.* [23:52] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine weapon [23:53] <~Hebizuka> Class 2 weapon: Techno Arms MAG-7 compact shotgun (12 gauge - 5 shells) [23:55] * Sayuri_Kiriha ..guess she'll try talking to the tengu reporter! [23:55] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu reporter is writing frantically on numerous sheets of paper, in between sessions of searching and reading them.* [23:55] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Erm... hello? [23:56] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: Aa, uh, wha? [23:56] <Sayuri_Kiriha> You're writing about something, in the middle of a battlefield. Shouldn't you be uh.. hiding and all of that shit? [23:56] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: "Battlefield"? This is a fucking library. [23:57] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Does it look like I can give two shits where we are? [23:57] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: Well then get the hell out. Some people are trying to work. [23:58] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Hope you die, then. [23:58] * Sayuri_Kiriha walks off. [23:58] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [23:58] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 1147 - Front door: 1047 - Right door: 360 - Roomstyle: 6 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:58] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Right door [23:58] <~SU_Tempest> RTengu: ...if only I had the librarian's shotgun. [23:59] <~Hebizuka> *A hospital bedroom, with one door only ahead. You spot a blueprint on the bed.* [23:59] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine blueprint [23:59] <~Hebizuka> "Level 1, Table, 0 Metal, 75 Wood, 0 Plastic" [00:00] * Sayuri_Kiriha moves on. [00:00] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms1 [00:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Unique door: 328 - Roomstyle: 12 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:00] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >only door [00:00] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A gun shop stand has been set up here.* [00:01] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ..anyone here? [00:02] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Why yes, I'm here! What can I do to help? [00:02] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Got anything worth buying? [00:02] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Sure. What do you need? [00:02] <~SU_Tempest> >Weapons >Ammunition [00:05] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Weapons [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C3: Walther P38 pistol [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C2: Taurus MT-9 submachine gun [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C1: FN SCAR-L assault rifle [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C3: Walther PPK pistol [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C1: Beretta ARX-160 assault rifle [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C2: KBP G630 grenade launcher [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C4: C4 charge [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C2: FABARM SDASS Ultra-Short compact shotgun [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C1: DSR-1 sniper rifle [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C1: H&K G36C assault rifle [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C3: Glock 37 pistol [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C1: Franchi SPAS-12 shotgun [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C3: Glock 18C machine pistol [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C3: Beretta 93R machine pistol [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C3: Star Megastar pistol [00:06] <~Hebizuka> C3: Ruger Mark III pistol [00:07] <Sayuri_Kiriha> hm.. How much for the 6G30? [00:08] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: The KBP 6G30 grenade launcher uses VOG-25 grenades, can chamber up to 6 in a revolver-styled cylinder, and may be yours for 1600 P$. [00:09] <Sayuri_Kiriha> 1600 P$.. [00:09] * Sayuri_Kiriha checks money. [00:09] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 184 P$ [00:09] * Sayuri_Kiriha then checks for any valuables in her bag. [00:10] <~Hebizuka> Valuables carried: [00:10] <~Hebizuka> Tanzanite [00:10] <~Hebizuka> Opal x2 [00:10] <~Hebizuka> Spinel [00:10] <~Hebizuka> Cinnabar [00:10] <~Hebizuka> Citrine [00:10] <~Hebizuka> Copper bar [00:10] <~Hebizuka> Sapphire [00:10] * Sayuri_Kiriha offers Sapphire + Cinnabar + 2 Opals [00:11] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Lemme take a look. Do you know what these are? [00:11] <Sayuri_Kiriha> They're... they're things! [00:11] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: *frowns.* What kind of gems. [00:12] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: I've to ask to make sure. [00:12] <Sayuri_Kiriha> A sapphire, cinnabar, and 2 opals. [00:12] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: All right, let me check the current values for these... *He checks values on the laptop.* [00:12] <~SU_Tempest> Sapphire: 325 P$ [00:12] <~SU_Tempest> Cinnabar: 133 P$ [00:13] <~SU_Tempest> Opal: 251 P$ (total 502) [00:13] <~SU_Tempest> Total value of offered gems: 960 P$ [00:14] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ... [00:14] * Sayuri_Kiriha sigh softly. [00:14] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Ammunition, then? [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> 9x19mm Parabellum [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> 5.56x45mm NATO [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> .32 ACP [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> VOG-25 grenade [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> 12 gauge buckshot [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> 12 gauge slugs [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> .338 Lapua Magnum [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> .45 GAP [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> .45 ACP [00:15] <~SU_Tempest> .22 Long Rifle [00:16] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >5.56x45mm NATO [00:17] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: I have five boxes of 50 rounds available, for 150 P$ each. [00:18] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Mm.. so those gems that I offered, plus the money that I have..- [00:18] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Actually, hell. I'll buy all 5 boxes. [00:18] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: It'll be 750 P$. Let me buy back your gems first... [00:19] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: You confirm selling those four gems, right? [00:19] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Right, right. [00:19] <~SU_Tempest> *You sell a sapphire, a cinnabar and two opals for 960 P$.* [00:20] <~SU_Tempest> *You purchase 250 rounds of 5.56x45mm NATO for 750 P$.* [00:21] <~Hebizuka> 394 P$ left carried, 40.94/50 [00:21] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Thank you very much. [00:21] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: You're welcome. Anything else? [00:21] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Nope, that'll be all. [00:22] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: All right then, have a nice day. [00:22] * Sayuri_Kiriha nods and moves on. [00:22] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [00:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 1121 - Front door: 596 - Right door: 1072 - Roomstyle: 66 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [00:22] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Front door [00:22] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 240 [00:23] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs and enter a scullery, with its dishwashers and pile of clean plates. Someone left clothes on the floor.* [00:23] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine clothes [00:24] <~Hebizuka> Bottom: Gakuran bottom (School uniform pants) [00:25] <~Hebizuka> *AC: Light. Covers: Lower body, crotch, legs.* [00:25] * Sayuri_Kiriha ..nope. [00:25] * Sayuri_Kiriha moves on. [00:25] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [00:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 1116 - Front door: 1178 - Right door: 330 - Roomstyle: 178 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [00:25] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Right door [00:26] <~Hebizuka> *You enter toilets, occupied by a yousei servant cleaning the floor. There is a package in the sink...* [00:27] * Sayuri_Kiriha examine package. [00:27] <~Hebizuka> A silencer for AK-12 (fits on all variants). [00:27] * Sayuri_Kiriha ..idea. [00:28] * Sayuri_Kiriha goes over to the yousei servant and pokes. [00:28] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Huh? [00:28] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Wanna be my ally? :D [00:28] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Huuuuh? [00:28] <Sayuri_Kiriha> I'm lonely and I need someone to protect me.. >: [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Me too.. [00:29] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Ah.. then I guess I will! [00:29] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: ...Do you plan to pay me? [00:30] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ..Pay you? For defending you? [00:30] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: You want to hire me, right? I had a master before. [00:30] <Sayuri_Kiriha> I-... yeeash. [00:30] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: He was paying me... but that's before he was arrested. [00:31] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ... [00:31] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Arrested? What for? [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Since then I'm here waiting for his release, but the Guards said there's "no chance in hell"... I'm not sure what that means. [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Oh uh... what was he arrested for... *Thinks hard.* [00:31] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Obviously it means that he did some stupid shit, and they're going to execute him. [00:31] * Sayuri_Kiriha blunt. [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: The Guard said... battery. He was talking about batteries. [00:31] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: I don't know why. He got arrested for a battery. [00:32] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: I don't get it anyway... [00:32] <Sayuri_Kiriha> 'Battery'-... he meant that he assaulted someone. [00:32] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Oh... [00:32] <Sayuri_Kiriha> And he would've done the same to you. [00:32] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Ohhh... so the Guards arrested him for that? Ohh but I thought it was Miss Garesh that was doing something bad! [00:33] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: I mean, if my master was hitting her with a kanabou, surely she was bad... right? I didn't know you could be arrested for doing that... [00:33] <~SU_Tempest> *Completely oblivious* [00:33] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: And you, do you hit women who annoy you with a club too? '-' [00:33] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ..no, because it's bad. [00:33] <Sayuri_Kiriha> 'Can't hit girls', etc. etc. [00:34] * Sayuri_Kiriha idly looks the SYousei over. "Besides. You're a girl, right?" [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> !genyoukai [00:34] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Youkai physio code: ] 4 - 6 - 3 - 4 - 2 - 14 - 7 [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: I'm a futa. '-' [00:34] <Sayuri_Kiriha> He still would've assaulted you anyway. Physically and sexually. [00:35] * Sayuri_Kiriha sighs and just.. pulls out 394 P$. [00:35] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Whaaaaaat? How do you know?! My master would've never done something like that! [00:36] <Sayuri_Kiriha> That's what they all say though! "Oh, dear " ", I'll never do anything to you"! [00:36] <Sayuri_Kiriha> And guess what? Next day after, they'll rape you! [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Get away from me. You're scary. [00:36] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ... [00:37] * Sayuri_Kiriha ...eyetwitch. That.. that was it. She then attempts to shove 100 P$ into the futa's mouth before slapping him(or her, in this case). [00:37] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [00:37] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 5 > < Total Score: 7 > [00:37] <Sayuri_Kiriha> You don't. Even. Fucking. Know. [00:37] <~SU_Tempest> *You shove money in the yousei's mouth, and deliver a slap.* [00:37] <~SU_Tempest> *She spits out the coins... and begins crying.* [00:38] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Waahh! Get away from me! Get away from me! [00:38] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Or else what? You'll get your pitiful Master to assault me? [00:39] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Get awaaaay... Waaahhh... [00:39] <Sayuri_Kiriha> You can't do shit. You always resort to your Master for anything ever. [00:40] <Sayuri_Kiriha> If you think you can do shit, stand the fuck up and assault me. [00:40] <~SU_Tempest> *The yousei servant gets angry and dries punching you.* [00:40] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [00:40] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left arm [00:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 6 > < Total Score: 8 > [00:40] <~Hebizuka> *You're pushed slightly, but your HEV Suit nulls any damage.* [00:41] <~Hebizuka> *The yousei servant is angry, now.* [00:41] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1* [00:41] * Sayuri_Kiriha sighs softly and just.. decks the yousei servent in the face. [00:41] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [00:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 1 > < Total Score: 4 > [00:41] <~Hebizuka> *You fail to hit the yousei, who tries punching you away once more.* [00:41] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [00:41] <EliasBot> [EXTREMITY] Left foot [00:41] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:41] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 3 > < Total Score: 5 > [00:41] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Leave me alone! Wahhh! [00:41] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2* [00:42] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Hey dumbshit. I missed. You should've hit me. [00:42] * Sayuri_Kiriha decks her again. [00:42] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [00:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [00:42] <Sayuri_Kiriha> And I missed again. [00:42] <~Hebizuka> *You can't seem to hit her.* [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> *Your 'opponent' tries kicking you.* [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [00:42] <EliasBot> [BODY] Lower body (Hips, pelvis, buttocks) [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 1 > < Total Score: 5 > [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> *But she trips doing so, and nearly falls.* [00:42] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3* [00:43] * Sayuri_Kiriha just.. tries decking her once more. [00:43] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [00:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [00:43] <~Hebizuka> *You miss YET AGAIN the yousei. Feels like the upper forces won't let you hit a child... youkai.* [00:43] <~SU_Tempest> *The yousei just gets even angrier and tries kicking you away again.* [00:44] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [00:44] <EliasBot> [EXTREMITY] Right hand [00:44] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [00:44] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 2 > < Total Score: 4 > [00:44] <~Hebizuka> *But she misses. Once more.* [00:44] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4* [00:44] <Sayuri_Kiriha> God.. damnit. I missed 3 times, and yet you still can't hit for shit! [00:44] * Sayuri_Kiriha attempts to deck her again! [00:44] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [00:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 3 > < Total Score: 6 > [00:44] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: OORF... [00:44] <Sayuri_Kiriha> PITIFUL. GODDAMN.. PITIFUL! [00:44] <~SU_Tempest> *She coughs and hacks, visibly not liking the taste of your Sap gloves.* [00:45] <~SU_Tempest> *The yousei just won't respond anymore, instead continuing to cry on the floor.* [00:45] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 5* [00:45] <~Hebizuka> *This is getting you worked up. You're feeling even hungrier.* [00:45] * Sayuri_Kiriha ..grimaces. Fuck teaching anyone self-defense. She just slams her foot into the yousei's side. [00:45] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [00:45] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 6 4 > < Total Score: 10 > [00:45] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: AH! [00:46] <Sayuri_Kiriha> This is what your Master would've done to you, if he was released! [00:46] <~Hebizuka> *You kick her side, which pains her even more.* [00:46] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: *Crying and sulking.* I hope you die... [00:46] <~SU_Tempest> *She refuses to respond or fight back.* [00:47] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 6* [00:47] <Sayuri_Kiriha> .... [00:47] * Sayuri_Kiriha ..attemps to stomp her foot in to the yousei's face. "Then I'll send you back to where your Master is. To hell." [00:47] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [00:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 3 > < Total Score: 6 > [00:48] <~Hebizuka> *You fail to hit her face with your foot. (penalty on aiming at face)* [00:48] <~Hebizuka> *But slamming said foot on the floor scares the yousei even more, who crawls towards and inside one of the toilet cabins...* [00:48] <~Hebizuka> *She still does not fight back.* [00:48] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 7* [00:48] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ... [00:49] * Sayuri_Kiriha pulls out Minimi and shoots at the yousei once. [00:49] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !mdice 2 6 [00:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 6 > < Total Score: 10 > [00:49] <Sayuri_Kiriha> The fuck you think you're going? [00:49] <~Hebizuka> *A thin spray of blood leaves the yousei's body through the hole you just poked in her, and splatters on the floor.* [00:49] <~Hebizuka> *The Yousei Servant ceases moving.* [00:50] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ...that's right. To. Hell. [00:50] <~Hebizuka> End of fight - 8 turns [00:50] * Sayuri_Kiriha moves along. [00:50] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [00:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 1504 - Front door: 391 - Right door: 1408 - Roomstyle: 171 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [00:50] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Front door [00:51] <~Hebizuka> *The murder of this yousei servant is a criminal offense. However, since there were no witnesses, your Wanted Level does not increase... For now.* [00:52] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [00:52] <~Hebizuka> *You land into a black room. You can't see a thing in front of you!* [00:52] <Sayuri_Kiriha> -woah.. fuck. [00:52] * Sayuri_Kiriha looks for a light source.. [00:52] <~Hebizuka> *You have none on yourself, and you cannot find a switch.* [00:53] * Sayuri_Kiriha ..tries moving through the room? @_@ [00:54] <~Hebizuka> *You step on something soft. You feel there are three doors in this room.* [00:54] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ...? [00:54] * Sayuri_Kiriha feels the soft thing.. [00:54] <~Hebizuka> *It feels like food. Meat of some sort.* [00:55] * Sayuri_Kiriha examines food. [00:55] <~Hebizuka> *In total obscurity?* [00:55] <Sayuri_Kiriha> *She's hungry. >: * [00:55] <~Hebizuka> *You feel the item is worth 1 unit of weight though.* [00:56] <Sayuri_Kiriha> .. [00:56] * Sayuri_Kiriha just stores it and moves on! [00:56] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [00:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 1057 - Front door: 357 - Right door: 537 - Roomstyle: 75 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:56] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Front door [00:56] <~Hebizuka> *As you walk in a lit corridor, you notice you picked up a piece of sheep meat.* [00:57] <~Hebizuka> 41.94/50 [00:57] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a TV Room. You may check @whatsonTV. You spot a package on the couch.* [00:57] * Sayuri_Kiriha examines package. [00:58] <~Hebizuka> A silencer for M4A1. [00:58] <Sayuri_Kiriha> .. [00:58] * Sayuri_Kiriha checks what's on TV. [00:58] <Sayuri_Kiriha> @whatsonTV [00:58] <EliasBot> [Porn] Maids Galore - They will do anything! [00:58] * Sayuri_Kiriha ..h-how... ironic. [00:59] <Sayuri_Kiriha> *Should I.. wait for a description of what's going on in the porno?* [01:00] <~Hebizuka> *It seems to be a fetish bondage scene. An actor playing the role of a master is watching over two maids, who are bound and gagged to poles and very lightly dressed. The master is holding a whip, and is threatening the maids to use them if they don't answer to his questions. While fully knowing they're gagged.* [01:01] * Sayuri_Kiriha ..feels a bit sick. She just.. killed a yousei servant. And watching this adds up to all the irony. She then moves on instead. [01:01] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [01:01] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 1194 - Front door: 21 - Right door: 1218 - Roomstyle: 38 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:01] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Front door [01:03] <~Hebizuka> *You enter toilets - though those have been vandalized. And you spot a creature in here... an oni with a rather visible erection, some armor, and a blood-covered kanabou.* [01:03] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ...a-aah. [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> POni: Wha? Who made noise? [01:05] * Sayuri_Kiriha can't.. hold in the irony anymore and removes her helmet, vomiting onto a spot. [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 Vomiting (2 succeeds) [01:05] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 2 > < Rolls: 1 > < Total Score: 1 > [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> *You gag, hack and cough, but you fail to throw up.* [01:05] <~SU_Tempest> *This disgusts somewhat the oni.* [01:06] * Sayuri_Kiriha points her Minimi at the Oni, her arm trembling a bit. "M-Move and I'll shoot.." [01:07] <~Hebizuka> *The creature stays there, observing you for exactly twelve seconds.* [01:07] <~Hebizuka> *It then grips its kanabou and rushes to smash you.* [01:07] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:07] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right leg [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 2 > < Total Score: 5 > [01:07] <~Hebizuka> *Swish. You see the large club fail to hit you.* [01:07] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1* [01:07] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Really.. now?! [01:07] * Sayuri_Kiriha shoots 10 times at the oni! [01:07] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [01:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 3 > < Total Score: 8 > [01:08] <~Hebizuka> *You drill holes in the oni's armor, and by extension its chest. He crumbles on the floor, in a pool of its own blood that begins forming.* [01:08] <~Hebizuka> Area clear (2 turns) [01:09] * Sayuri_Kiriha just.. moves on. [01:09] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [01:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 124 - Front door: 1119 - Right door: 998 - Roomstyle: 113 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:09] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Front door [01:10] <~Hebizuka> *Another scullery. More dishwashers and piles of clean glass plates. There is also a package on the floor.* [01:10] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine package [01:10] <~Hebizuka> A silencer for UMP-9. [01:11] * Sayuri_Kiriha sighs and moves on.. [01:11] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [01:11] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 914 - Front door: 914 - Right door: 1320 - Roomstyle: 139 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [01:11] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Right door [01:13] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a shower room, occupied by a maid cleaning around with her broom. There is a shiny on the floor, in a corner.* [01:13] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examines shiny [01:14] <~Hebizuka> A white gem. [01:14] * Sayuri_Kiriha just.. gets back down on her knees and attempts vomiting once more. Karma was hitting her bad, after the murder of the yousei servant. [01:15] <~Hebizuka> *You can't try vomiting so soon. Try again later.* [01:15] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Fuck, I feel like shit.. [01:15] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [01:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 1032 - Front door: 452 - Right door: 562 - Roomstyle: 117 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [01:15] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: Hey?... [01:16] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: You don't look so great... Can I help? [01:16] <Sayuri_Kiriha> H-How so..? [01:16] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: You look sick... Do you need help? [01:17] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ..yes, yes I do. [01:18] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: I uh... I'm just a simple maid but... Perhaps I could do something for you? Anything? [01:18] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ..anything, huh? [01:18] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: If it's in the range of what I can do... [01:19] <Sayuri_Kiriha> -..no, it's.. not worth the time. [01:19] * Sayuri_Kiriha moves through the front door. [01:19] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: ..if you wish. [01:19] <~Hebizuka> *Your stomach growls violently.* [01:20] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a laboratory. A suspicious looking scientist is watching a stasis capsule. Inside the capsule is what seems to be an inanimate doji. You spot crafting materials in the corner.* [01:20] <Sayuri_Kiriha> W-What?!... [01:21] <~SU_Tempest> Sci: What? Who're you? [01:23] <Sayuri_Kiriha> S-Sayuri Kiriha.. [01:23] <~SU_Tempest> *The scientist doesn't ask any further questions and pulls a pistol... Quick, react first!* [01:23] * Sayuri_Kiriha shoots twice at the scientist with the Minimi. [01:24] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [01:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 1 > < Total Score: 3 > [01:24] <~Hebizuka> *You miss your shots.* [01:24] <~Hebizuka> *The scientist retaliates and fires four shots at you...* [01:24] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [01:24] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left shoulder [01:24] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [01:24] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 4 > < Total Score: 8 > [01:24] <~Hebizuka> *You receive four bullets in the shoulder. The HEV Suit dampens the pain somewhat, but you felt them hit you!* +6% Pain, total 6% [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1* [01:25] * Sayuri_Kiriha shoots twice more at the scientist. [01:25] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [01:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 3 > < Total Score: 6 > [01:25] <~Hebizuka> *The shots pierce through his only protection: a lab coat.* [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *Evidently, the scientist fails to survive to this one.* [01:26] <~Hebizuka> Area clear (2 turns) [01:26] * Sayuri_Kiriha ..sees if she can free the doji. [01:26] <~Hebizuka> *There are several items on the floor.* [01:26] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine items first [01:26] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing >Weapon [01:27] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Weapon [01:27] <~Hebizuka> Class 3: Star Megastar pistol (.45 ACP - 7+1/12 rounds) [01:27] * Sayuri_Kiriha leaves that for now and attempts to free the doji. ;_; [01:27] <~Hebizuka> *Drain the stasis liquid and initiate waking up?* [01:27] <Sayuri_Kiriha> *Yes. >:* [01:28] <~Hebizuka> *The capsule is drained of its stasis liquid. Soon, the doji wakes up, and the capsule opens.* [01:28] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: ...Wuh? [01:28] <Sayuri_Kiriha> H-Hello..? [01:28] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: Where am I?... [01:28] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Y-You're in a lab.. [01:29] <~SU_Tempest> *The doji flutters away from the capsule, shaking their head.* [01:29] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: In what year are we? [01:29] <Sayuri_Kiriha> H-Hell if I know, but please.. don't go.. [01:29] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: Can't you tell me? I need to know what's today's date... [01:30] <Sayuri_Kiriha> *..In-game date or actual date* [01:30] <~SU_Tempest> *Both are the same* [01:30] * Sayuri_Kiriha sigh. "May.. 12th, 2012." [01:30] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: Fuck, really? [01:30] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Really.. [01:30] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: I've been in this capsule for forty years? [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: DAMN IT. I KNEW this candy proposition was completely bogus! [01:31] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ... [01:31] <Sayuri_Kiriha> And I.. freed you. [01:31] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: Now I just wasted forty years of my life. FUCK. [01:31] * Sayuri_Kiriha sigh. "Should I just go..?" [01:32] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: I have absolutely no idea what I should do so.. [01:32] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: Say, what's your name? [01:32] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ..Sayuri. Sayuri Kiriha. [01:32] <~SU_Tempest> !genyoukai [01:32] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Youkai physio code: ] 6 - 6 - 1 - 5 - 10 - 10 - 3 [01:32] <~SU_Tempest> Doji: Pleased to meet ya... I'm Norio. [01:33] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Ah.. nice to meet you too, Norio. [01:33] <~Hebizuka> *An aged, very tall male doji. He has medium-length blue hair, violet eyes, and a pair of blue wings.* [01:33] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Say.. how would you like to be my ally? [01:34] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Oh well uh. I was about to ask you if I could stick with ya. But uh, just for a short while. [01:34] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Don't wanna be a bother and I gotta find my family and shit. [01:34] <Sayuri_Kiriha> For a short while? [01:34] <Sayuri_Kiriha> .. [01:34] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Oh. [01:35] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Need 'ta know what happened to my kids. [01:35] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Mm.. well then, grab that gun over there and lets go. [01:35] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: I can, really? Sweet! It's been ages since I touched a gun! [01:35] <~Hebizuka> Norio, a male doji, joined you as your ally. [01:35] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Heh.. I see. [01:36] <~Hebizuka> *Norio picks up the Megastar pistol along with its holster, and claims as his own.* [01:36] * Sayuri_Kiriha leads him towards the doors. [01:36] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [01:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 1146 - Front door: 836 - Right door: 334 - Roomstyle: 98 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [01:36] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Right door [01:37] <~Hebizuka> *You and your new ally climb a few stairs, to enter a meeting office, with its corporate table surrounded by wheeled chairs. Only one door here! There is an object on the table.* [01:37] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine object [01:38] <~Hebizuka> A syringe. [01:38] * Sayuri_Kiriha moves on. [01:39] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms1 [01:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Unique door: 1135 - Roomstyle: 80 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [01:39] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Unique door [01:39] <~Hebizuka> *A sas. Left: MazeSlots. Right: Hiring bureau.* [01:39] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Go left [01:39] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Nonono! Wait! [01:39] <Sayuri_Kiriha> -..eh? [01:39] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: What's that on the right? It looks like a bureau of some sort... Maybe I can ask what happened to my kids here! [01:40] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Ah.. okay then. [01:40] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Go right, for Norio. [01:40] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a hiring bureau. You spot the eight cages on the left, and the hirer at the desk, with a laptop, working peacefully.* [01:40] <~SU_Tempest> *Your ally flutters towards the hirer.* [01:41] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Sayuri! Come! We gotta ask that person! [01:41] * Sayuri_Kiriha nods and followws.. [01:41] * Sayuri_Kiriha *follows [01:41] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Hello there... What can be done for you? [01:42] <Sayuri_Kiriha> My ally.. would like to know what happened to his kids. [01:42] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Hmm... What's your full name? [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Norio Kobayashi. I used to live in Room 611 with my three kids and my wife before her death. Know what happened to the kids? Their names are Isao, Emiko and Mei. [01:43] <~SU_Tempest> *The hirer checks something on his laptop...* [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: I've no information on them. None of them came here to apply for a job or to sell themselves... You might perhaps want to ask a Maze Guard. [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: If something happened to them, they probably have a file. [01:44] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: That ain't reassuring. Sayuri, whaddya think? [01:45] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ...look, that's not going to help us at all. Just tell us what happened to his kids. [01:46] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: I don't know, ma'am. If I had any info on them I would tell you. No doji by those names came to any hiring bureau of the Mazes for anything at all. I would know otherwise. [01:47] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Then do you not know if they're dead or alive? [01:48] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: No, ma'am. No idea. But I go by the possibility that something MIGHT have happened. [01:48] * Sayuri_Kiriha sighs and walks away. "Fuck.." [01:48] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Hey, hey, what's in those cages? *easily distracted* [01:49] * Sayuri_Kiriha ... [01:49] * Sayuri_Kiriha drags Norio away. [01:49] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Weaaah! [01:49] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Nevermind that for now. [01:49] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [01:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 96 - Front door: 384 - Right door: 1538 - Roomstyle: 154 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [01:49] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Front door [01:49] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 245 [01:51] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a hospital bedroom. There is a nurse and a wounded Maze Citizen on the bed. You notice two weapons and a handbag full of items besides the bed - the Citizen's belongings. You also see a package in the corner.* [01:51] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine package [01:51] <~Hebizuka> A silencer for M16A4 [01:52] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Say.. Norio. You said you lost your wife, right? [01:52] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Yeah. [01:53] * Sayuri_Kiriha blunt. "Ever thought about a replacement wife?" [01:53] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Yeah. *even more blunt.* [01:53] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Why? D'you want to be the mother of my kids? [01:54] * Sayuri_Kiriha more blunt than him- except.. her trolling fails and she's blushing now. "-..wait-... W-What?!" [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Or you just want me to fuck you? '-' *total bluntness* Cause you know I'd be okay for sex and all but I'm a doji and you're a human. [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> *The nurse overhears and blushes.* [01:54] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: *Absolute and complete innocent face.* [01:54] * Sayuri_Kiriha is blushing.. furiously underneath her helmet. "B-... Both." [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> Nurse: OH DEAR MR. BURKE PLEASE, NO! THIS IS NOT THE MOMENT! AAH! DISGUSTING BASTARD! [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> *The citizen has an erection for some reason. [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Oh, well. I guess everyone wants a piece of you, Sayuri. [01:55] <~SU_Tempest> Nurse: Please leave this room you two! You're... uh... perturbating Mr. Burke! [01:56] <~SU_Tempest> Citizen: Mmrph, mmrph. [01:56] <~SU_Tempest> Nurse: Shush! [01:56] <~SU_Tempest> *He is covered in bandages.* [01:56] <Sayuri_Kiriha> L-Look, we're bothering them, so.. in the hopes that there's nothing harmful in the next room, we'll... we'll do it. [01:56] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Cool. [01:57] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Been something like ... now that I'm out of stasis, like 85 years since last time I had sex. [01:57] * Sayuri_Kiriha nods and moves on- [01:57] * Sayuri_Kiriha HOLYCHRIST- MOVES ON. [01:57] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [01:57] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 343 - Front door: 1508 - Right door: 61 - Roomstyle: 10 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [01:57] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Left door [01:58] <~Hebizuka> *A messy, featureless room coated in blood splatters. There are objects on the floor.* [01:58] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine object [01:58] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Short weapon: Brick x10 [01:59] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ...w-well, as promised. [01:59] <~Hebizuka> *Those bricks are covered in blood.* [01:59] * Sayuri_Kiriha removes her helmet.. and her armor. [01:59] <~Hebizuka> *You removed your HEV Suit and your HEV Helmet.* [01:59] <~Hebizuka> *Clothes remaining: Medieval armor arms, shorts, running shoes.* [02:00] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Mm. Not bad for a human. Can't say I tasted a great many of them before. [02:00] * Sayuri_Kiriha just.. removes her medieval armor arms, shorts, and running shoes, bending over for him. [02:01] <~SU_Tempest> *The doji shrugs, feeling this situation is absolutely and completely normal. He lifts his robes, and doesn't wait for a warning, or a condom, or anything remotely like foreplay, and starts penetrating Sayuri right away.* [02:01] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Oof, yeah. Indeed. That's somethin' else. [02:02] * Sayuri_Kiriha blushes, holding onto the ground as she starts to moan out for him.. [02:02] <~SU_Tempest> *He clings onto your hips, and begins thrusting quickly, his body slapping against yours every time.* [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: It's that good for you? Wife wasn't moaning like that. Can't say I dislike it though. *blunt* [02:03] <Sayuri_Kiriha> S-So your wife didn't enjoy it..? [02:03] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Not that... a-aah. There. [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Before you know it, Norio already released his fluids.* [02:04] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: It's just...We doji are so quick we don't really care anymore, it lasts all of five minutes. [02:05] <Alan_Silkthread> (*tries to remember Guiness foundation phone number, Norio might want it*) [02:05] <~SU_Tempest> +20% Impregnation [02:05] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Guess I should make you care.. [02:05] * Sayuri_Kiriha turns around and just.. blows him, right then and there. [02:05] <~SU_Tempest> total 45% [02:05] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Woah now? [02:06] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Mm..? [02:06] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Would you keep that mouth away from my... what do you call it? I recall you humans call our thing a... variety of funny names. [02:06] <~SU_Tempest> *He pushes you away.* [02:06] <Sayuri_Kiriha> From your cock? *blunt* [02:06] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: ... [02:06] <~SU_Tempest> *He explodes in laughter.* [02:06] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: YOU GIVE THOSE FARM ANIMAL NAMES? AHAHAHAHA [02:06] <Sayuri_Kiriha> .. [02:07] * Sayuri_Kiriha blunt even more. "Your penis, then." [02:07] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: AHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. You're really good yanno! Haha, geez! [02:07] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: OH RIGHT! That's the medical word, the peenuhs...thing. Can never remember it. Not like I need to. [02:07] * Sayuri_Kiriha sigh. [02:07] <Sayuri_Kiriha> So how come you don't want me to blow you? [02:07] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: What's the point? [02:08] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Making my husband feel good? [02:08] * Sayuri_Kiriha blunt, again. [02:08] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Uh.. It feels good? I thought it was a bit disgusting. I mean uh. It just went in your uh... *snaps fingers* How do you call yours. [02:08] <Sayuri_Kiriha> My mouth or my vagina? r_r; [02:09] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Va..gyne-ah? That's how you call it. Right. Medical words and shit. [02:09] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Yeah uh. You humans are pretty funny but that's a bit disgusting. [02:10] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: You had it in your vahgyneah, now you want to suck on it... what else will you want me to do? Stick it in your ear? Ew. Please. I don't know how humans have sex but frankly we don't waste all that time in random critters like those. [02:10] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Well that's how you and your previous wife made your kids. You put your penis into her vagina, fucked her for a bit before releasing your sperm inside her. Then, given 9 months or less, your previous wife gives birth to your kids. [02:10] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Got. That? [02:10] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Nine months? [02:10] * Sayuri_Kiriha blunt. [02:10] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: You're funny. [02:11] * Sayuri_Kiriha sighs and re-dresses. [02:11] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Geez, you're like rabbits! Nine months! That's stupid quick. Took three years or so for my wife to pump out every of my kids... I mean, hey. I love'em. But damn! [02:11] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Three years for each, mind ya. [02:12] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ... [02:12] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Norio. [02:12] * Sayuri_Kiriha stops before putting her helmet back on. [02:13] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: What? [02:13] * Sayuri_Kiriha just.. pulls him in for a kiss. [02:13] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Mm-... huh. [02:13] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Eh. I guess you love me anyway, don't you. [02:13] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Shut.. up. [02:13] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Well, that's fine too. I love ya too. Guess I should, and all. [02:13] <~SU_Tempest> *obnoxious* [02:14] * Sayuri_Kiriha just.. moves on. [02:14] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [02:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 710 - Front door: 801 - Right door: 869 - Roomstyle: 148 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [02:14] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Left door [02:14] <~Hebizuka> *Ability cooldown ended.* [02:15] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bedroom. A yousei servant is making the bed here. You spot an item on the desk.* [02:15] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine item [02:16] <~Hebizuka> A FN40GL underbarrel grenade launcher. Fits on SCAR-L and SCAR-H rifles. [02:16] <~Hebizuka> Ammo: 40x46mm grenade x1 [02:16] <~Hebizuka> *end of list* [02:17] * Sayuri_Kiriha sighs. "Geh.. fine. I'll say it." [02:18] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Norio. You listening? [02:18] <~SU_Tempest> *He stares at the yousei servant, completely oblivious to you.* [02:18] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ... [02:18] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: Stop staring at me, you creep! [02:19] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Oh, OKAY, fine. [02:19] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ..you know. I was going to say it. But nevermind now. [02:19] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [02:19] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 638 - Front door: 829 - Right door: 1298 - Roomstyle: 110 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:19] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Right door [02:19] * Sayuri_Kiriha drags Norio along with her. [02:21] <~Hebizuka> *A washitsu (traditional japanese room), occupied by a tengu, who curiously, is holding a battle rifle. There is also only one door here.* [02:21] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: So what is it you wanted to say? [02:21] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ... [02:21] * Sayuri_Kiriha turns away. " 'I love you'. <///<; " [02:22] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: What? You want to have sex again? Come on. [02:22] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu turns around, and immediately deathglares the doji.* [02:22] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Is that who the fuck I think this is? [02:22] * Sayuri_Kiriha turns back around and slams her foot into Norio's shin. "That's not what I meant, you dipshit!" [02:22] <Sayuri_Kiriha> -....? [02:22] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Ow! [02:22] * Sayuri_Kiriha glance at the tengu. "..eh?" [02:22] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: YOU. What the fuck is your name? *Points Norio* [02:23] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Uhh... Why does it matter? [02:23] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: I uh. [02:23] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu points you.* [02:23] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: What the fuck is his name? [02:23] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ..Norio Kobayashi. r_r; [02:24] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: YOU. [02:24] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: YOU'RE STILL FUCKING ALIVE? [02:24] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Uhh... Sayuri, fuck you, seriously. [02:24] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ... [02:24] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Holy fuck. [02:24] <Sayuri_Kiriha> If someone asks you for your name, fucking tell them. [02:24] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Do you remember what you did to my girlfriend, you fucking asshole? [02:24] * Sayuri_Kiriha lets out a long and exaggerated "fuck". "And to think I let you have sex with me-" [02:24] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ... [02:24] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Your girlfriend? Haha, what girlfriend? You have the wrong person, buddy, hahaha... [02:25] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: YOU FUCKED HER. [02:25] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: THREE TIMES. [02:25] * Sayuri_Kiriha ..facepalms, and sits. [02:25] <Sayuri_Kiriha> You. [02:25] <Sayuri_Kiriha> You two fight it out. [02:25] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: So I thought I'm gonna shoot you in the face. Three times. [02:25] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Winner gets my body. r_r;; [02:25] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: WHAT [02:25] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: *Turns to Sayuri* WHORE! [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: SAYS THE ANGEL PIMP. [02:26] <Sayuri_Kiriha> burned. [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> *He racks his weapon and points it at Norio. Do you want to react first?* [02:26] <Sayuri_Kiriha> *Nope. I'm holding my bet.* [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Nononono! *Forgets he is armed.* [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu fires three shots at your ally.* [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [02:26] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [02:26] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:26] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 4 > < Total Score: 5 > [02:27] <~Hebizuka> *Norio screams in fear as the shots miss him.* [02:27] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1* [02:27] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Holy fuck Norio. You have your goddamn pistol there. [02:27] <Sayuri_Kiriha> And I don't mean your penis. Your. GUN. [02:27] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: FUCK OFF, SAYURI! [02:27] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Grrr! Come back here! [02:28] <~SU_Tempest> *Norio hurriedly pulls his pistol on the tengu and unloads whatever is left in his magazine out of fear (8 rounds).* [02:28] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [02:28] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left arm [02:28] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:28] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 5 > < Total Score: 9 > [02:28] <~Hebizuka> *Somehow Norio manages to pump the tengu's arm full of bullets.* [02:28] * Sayuri_Kiriha ...blink. [02:28] <Sayuri_Kiriha> <And that gun packed a bit of pain, when I fought the scientist..> [02:28] <~Hebizuka> *He crumbles on the floor, whimpers in pain, and... does not stand back up again.* [02:28] <~Hebizuka> Area clear (2 turns) [02:29] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Whew, did you see that? Wow! I stopped my attacker! I protected you, wife! [02:29] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ... [02:29] * Sayuri_Kiriha staring in awe. [02:29] <Sayuri_Kiriha> I- uh... [02:29] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ... [02:30] <~SU_Tempest> *He tosses away the Megastar and observes the tengu's weapon.* [02:30] <~SU_Tempest> Class 1: FN SCAR-H battle rifle (7.62 NATO - 16+1/20 rounds) [02:30] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Oh hey, awesome. *Equips* [02:30] <Sayuri_Kiriha> .... [02:31] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Come on, let's go! I gotta find my kids! [02:31] * Sayuri_Kiriha just.. moves on. She's at a loss for words, currently. [02:31] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms1 [02:31] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Unique door: 866 - Roomstyle: 130 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:31] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Unique door [02:31] <~Hebizuka> *You're cut short by your stomach, who growls so much it pains you. Suddenly you begin realizing you're starving.* [02:31] <Sayuri_Kiriha> -nn... [02:32] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Oh what now? [02:32] <Sayuri_Kiriha> I'm.. starving. [02:32] <~Hebizuka> *You feel weaker.* [02:33] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a room with a teleporting keypad. Enter a room number.* [02:33] * Sayuri_Kiriha enters in '420'. [02:33] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [02:33] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 1 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 > < Total Score: 1 > [02:33] <~Hebizuka> *The teleporting keypad malfunctions... It charges up, but right before you're teleported, the number shifts to 240.* [02:34] <~Hebizuka> *You're telepadded to... [02:34] <~Hebizuka> ...a shrine, occupied by a shrine maiden. There is also a weapon in the corner.* [02:34] * Sayuri_Kiriha examines the weapon, hand on her stomach.. [02:35] <~Hebizuka> Class 5 Long: Medieval broadsword [02:35] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Hey.. Norio. Come check this out. [02:36] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Huh? What? [02:36] * Sayuri_Kiriha directs him to the broadsword. [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Oh. A sword. Yeah, so what? [02:37] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Want it? [02:37] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: No, why? [02:37] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ..just asking. [02:38] <Sayuri_Kiriha> *Any way I can pray at the shrine? An altar? or something?* [02:38] <~SU_Tempest> *The altar is there for prayers, as usual. And the shrine maiden observes you lazily.* [02:38] * Sayuri_Kiriha attemps praying. [02:38] * Sayuri_Kiriha for food. [02:39] <~SU_Tempest> *Roll a 2d6.** [02:39] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !mdice 2 6 [02:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 1 6 > < Total Score: 7 > [02:39] <~SU_Tempest> Gods: Thou art on the right way... May your faith and dedication waver not! [02:39] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden heard the message the Gods sent to you as well, and seems faintly satisfied.* [02:40] * Sayuri_Kiriha sighs and moves on. [02:40] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [02:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 1131 - Front door: 1332 - Right door: 1428 - Roomstyle: 133 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:40] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Front door [02:40] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Quest for food, quest for food.. [02:40] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at 248 [02:41] <~Hebizuka> *A mess hall, with its numerous tables, and chairs. You spot the occasional leftover plates and utensils as well, and you see a package on the floor.* [02:42] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Examine package [02:42] <~Hebizuka> A silencer for Glock 17 [02:42] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ...my god, look at all of those leftovers. [02:42] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: It's just empty plates. [02:42] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Do you need food THAT bad? [02:42] <Sayuri_Kiriha> YES. [02:43] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Woah. Geez. Quit whining already. [02:43] * Sayuri_Kiriha moves on. [02:43] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mrooms3 [02:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] Left door: 151 - Front door: 417 - Right door: 1377 - Roomstyle: 172 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [02:43] <Sayuri_Kiriha> >Right door [02:44] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [02:44] <~Hebizuka> *You land in an armory. There is a @wpn in the gun locker here, and only one door. The room however is occupied by unfriendly creatures... A pair of frost ants!* [02:44] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ..oh my goodness. [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Geez louise! Look at those UGLY things! [02:46] <Sayuri_Kiriha> I know. [02:46] <Sayuri_Kiriha> @cover [02:46] <EliasBot> A plastic crate. (50%, Kev-2) [02:46] * Sayuri_Kiriha attemps to hide. [02:46] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [02:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 5 > < Total Score: 9 > [02:47] <~Hebizuka> *You drag Norio along and hide behind the plastic crate. So far so good, you may do something first.* [02:47] * Sayuri_Kiriha shoots twice at the 1st frost ant with her Minimi. [02:47] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [02:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 5 4 > < Total Score: 9 > [02:47] <~Hebizuka> *You hit your target, which screeches in pain.* [02:47] <~Hebizuka> *It's far from dead though.* [02:47] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Uh, what do I do now, I shoot those things? [02:47] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Yep. [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> *Norio shrugs, then pulls his SCAR-H on the one you just shot at, and does exactly like you: two shots.* [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 6 > < Total Score: 8 > [02:48] <~Hebizuka> *He puts down one of the giant ants.* [02:48] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: YEAH! LOOK AT THAT, HOW I NAILED HIM! [02:49] <~Hebizuka> *The remaining frost ant spits its frostbreath at your cover.* [02:49] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:49] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 2 > < Total Score: 5 > [02:49] <~Hebizuka> *You feel a chilly wind. He failed to hit.* [02:49] <~Hebizuka> *End of turn 1* [02:49] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Yes that's good, do that shit again. [02:49] * Sayuri_Kiriha shoots twice at the remaining frost ant. [02:49] <Sayuri_Kiriha> !Mdice 2 6 [02:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Sayuri_Kiriha ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 4 2 > < Total Score: 6 > [02:49] <~Hebizuka> *Your weapon refuses to fire after 1 shot. The Minimi is empty!* [02:49] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ..oh fuck. [02:50] <~Hebizuka> *Your shot did hit the frost ant, but caused mild damage.* [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: So what do I do? I do the same thing with the other one? [02:50] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Yep. While I reload. [02:50] * Sayuri_Kiriha attempts reloading. [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> *You can't.* [02:50] <~SU_Tempest> *It's not your turn yet.* [02:50] * Sayuri_Kiriha oh right. [02:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Norio pulls his SCAR-H on the giant ant and fires. Exactly once.* [02:51] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:51] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 4 > < Total Score: 6 > [02:51] <~Hebizuka> *He does hit, but of course it's not enough.* [02:51] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: I DON'T GET IT. [02:51] <~Hebizuka> *The frost ant spits another frostbreath at you.* [02:51] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:51] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 2 5 > < Total Score: 7 > [02:51] <Sayuri_Kiriha> BECAUSE YOU DON'T SHOOT AS MANY TIEMS AS I DO- a-aaaah [02:51] <~Hebizuka> *The cold wave damages and cracks the plastic crate.* [02:52] <~Hebizuka> *End of turn 2* [02:52] * Sayuri_Kiriha attempts.. reloading. [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: Is it a good moment to say I never fought anyone with a gun before? [02:52] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: I mean, if you put aside the tengu incident... [02:52] <Sayuri_Kiriha> Yep. [02:53] <~Hebizuka> *You find a belt for FN Minimi in your backpack, and you use it to reload your weapon.* [02:53] <~Hebizuka> FN Minimi: 100-round belt loaded [100/100] [02:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Norio wonders what is it you're doing, then pulls his SCAR-H again on the frost ant and fires... exactly once. Again.* [02:53] <~SU_Tempest> *It seems he is on semi-auto.* [02:53] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [02:53] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] < You rolled a: 2 d 6 > < Rolls: 3 6 > < Total Score: 9 > [02:54] <~Hebizuka> Area clear (3 turns) [02:54] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: YAAHOOO! YEAH! I KILLED 'EM! [02:54] <~SU_Tempest> Norio: It's fun to protect my wife with a gun! Let's do it more often! [02:54] <Sayuri_Kiriha> ahahaha, yay.. [02:55] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [02:56] <~Hebizuka> 247 rooms, 63 kills, 4 SEs, 5 missions, 1 Amulet, 294 P$, 0 Runs [02:56] <~Hebizuka> Progress: [02:56] <~Hebizuka> +22 rooms, +10 kills, +1 SE, +110 P$ [02:57] <~Hebizuka> Total score: 431 pts (+38) [02:57] <~Hebizuka> Position: 9th (unchanged) [02:57] <~Hebizuka> 39 pts away from 8th (Seikai Taiyoukiko)