Log:Game 85 (Meta, no ontology)

[02:36] <~Hebizuka> (You played before, so I'll spare the startgame story. We'll skip straight to you waking up.) [02:36] <~Hebizuka> (As such, you're in control now.) [02:37] * Eris` sits up and blinks bringing his hand up to his head where he had shot him self.. there was obviously no wound.. [02:37] * Eris` then pinches himself feeling pain [02:38] <Eris`> .. the fuck [02:39] <~Hebizuka> So you woke up... *Voice coming from the loudspeaker.* [02:39] <Eris`> .. [02:39] <Eris`> who're you [02:40] * Eris` stands up [02:40] <~SU_Tempest> I'll come to answer this question later on. *Another voice, a male one.* Welcome to this place, which is called Mazeworld, new contestant. [02:41] <~SU_Tempest> If you are wondering why you're here, I shall explain. Your soul was judged worthy enough to be saved from your past life, and we are essentially giving you a chance for reincarnation. However, this is not going to be simple. Your objective is to find a way out of the mazes, preferably in a good enough shape as the body you now have, must be taken care of. For you will leave Mazeworld in this body, dead or alive. [02:44] <Eris`> .. I see... [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> Oh, but where are my manners? You may call me the Game Master, or GM if you wish, it's shorter. [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> We are three GMs, monitoring people like you throughout their journey in the mazes. To be able to leave this place, you must retrieve four items, the Cardinal Amulets. They are scattered in the Mazes and can only be obtained through skill, patience, endurance, luck, or all of those at once. [02:45] <~SU_Tempest> Once again don't forget this body you have now, will be the one you end up with at the end of this journey. [02:45] <Eris`> .. oh I'm living in dungeons and dragons now, wonderful [02:46] <~SU_Tempest> Not exactly. We're a little more... modern. ~ [02:47] <Eris`> I see.. well lets get on with it [02:47] <~SU_Tempest> Not yet. You're naked, right now. [02:47] <Eris`> .. so I am.. [02:47] <~SU_Tempest> I'm not sure you'd like to get in that environment without... equipment, would you? We're ready to give you some if you answer to my colleague's personality test. [02:47] <~Hebizuka> Hello. I am Hebizuka, another of the GMs. I'm the first voice you heard. Ready to get on with it? [02:49] <Eris`> Yes [02:50] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: Which of those people you would admire the most? [02:50] <~Hebizuka> A) Rambo [02:50] <~Hebizuka> B) Simo Hayha [02:50] <~Hebizuka> C) Dirty Harry [02:50] <~Hebizuka> D) Agent 47 [02:50] <~Hebizuka> E) Solid Snake [02:50] <~Hebizuka> F) Yuuka Kazami [02:50] <~Hebizuka> G) Chuck Norris [02:50] <~Hebizuka> H) Crazy Ivan [02:50] <Eris`> . those are some pretty big names there [02:50] <Eris`> B [02:53] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: If you could change your lifestyle and stick forever to it, what would you pick? [02:53] <~Hebizuka> A) Living in a ranch in Texas, with a wife/husband, a dog, a pick-up truck with the gun rack, and a barbecue every weekend [02:53] <~Hebizuka> B) Moving to the jungles in Africa and becoming the friend of gorillas and chimpanzees [02:53] <~Hebizuka> C) Getting a flamboyant house near a French beach and enjoy the beach view every day of the year [02:53] <~Hebizuka> D) Become a Greenpeace member and endlessly fight for nature's sake (even though she asked you for nothing) [02:53] <~Hebizuka> E) Become the owner of your very own brand of beer, and have it known as the "most hardcore beer" in the world [02:53] <~Hebizuka> F) Move to Japan and become the owner of a hot springs bath [02:54] <Eris`> .. [02:54] <Eris`> F.. I could be lazy.. and peak >_> [02:55] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: Justin Bieber's fate is in your hands. You… [02:55] <~Hebizuka> A) Think he should be respected as a role model for the future generations [02:55] <~Hebizuka> B) Hang him [02:55] <~Hebizuka> C) Hang and shoot him [02:55] <~Hebizuka> D) Throw him in the SDM's basement [02:55] <~Hebizuka> E) Force him to wear nothing but a collar, walk on all fours and bark like a dog while following you around [02:56] <Eris`> that last choice is sick and terrible [02:56] <Eris`> D sounds good.. let flandre break him [02:57] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You have received 500 dollars to spend in any store of your area. You spend it on… [02:57] <~Hebizuka> A) Groceries for the next two months [02:57] <~Hebizuka> B) Spend it on designer clothes and finally look wear as rich and secure as you always wished to be [02:57] <~Hebizuka> C) That latest-generation workout machine to spend two-thirds of your time training on [02:57] <~Hebizuka> D) Wal-Mart ammunition and an extra rifle for plinking in your backyard [02:57] <~Hebizuka> E) That small store with the hard rock music and the very cool selection of biker accessories [02:57] <~Hebizuka> F) The perfect cosplay outfit of your favorite anime character [02:57] <~Hebizuka> G) Food, supplies, shotgun ammunition, a guide on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and anxiolytics to overcome paranoia [02:58] <Eris`> C [03:01] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: If you could choose only one song/song genre to listen to for those long trips on the highway, it would be… [03:01] <~Hebizuka> A) Foghat - Slow ride / Good old 1970's driving rock, so every highway is Route 66 and every meal is a T-Bone steak [03:01] <~Hebizuka> B) Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix) / Electro house music, because every night is "Outrun cops" night [03:01] <~Hebizuka> C) Tesla - Cumin Atcha Live / Fast-paced 1980's hard rock, because the highway is your own personal NASCAR track [03:01] <~Hebizuka> D) 2Pac - I don't give a fuck / Old-school 1990's hip-hop, because you gotta stop parking the car up trees, CJ! [03:01] <~Hebizuka> E) The Soviet national anthem / Because you will always remember the motherland [03:01] <~Hebizuka> F) Bob Marley - Satisfy my Soul / Marijuana reggae, because you and Jah don't have to put up with road rage [03:01] <~Hebizuka> G) Something nobody has heard of, because you are a hipster [03:01] <~Hebizuka> H) Joe Smooth - Promised Land / Chicago house music, because you believe in world peace and LSD [03:02] <Eris`> B [03:03] <~Hebizuka> Question 6: Your favorite fiction hero would be… [03:03] <~Hebizuka> A) Super Ketsuana, the samurai from the future! [03:03] <~Hebizuka> B) Axe Cop, because he'll CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF! [03:03] <~Hebizuka> C) Sir Arthur of Male Volante, knight of the octogonal table! [03:03] <~Hebizuka> D) Jack Howitzer, the Vietnam War Hero of the Exploder movies! [03:03] <~Hebizuka> E) The fireman guy from Rescue Heroes! [03:03] <~Hebizuka> F) Yotsuba, the cutest loli in existence! [03:08] <Eris`> .. [03:08] <Eris`> D [03:12] <~Hebizuka> Question 7: You are stranded on an island, and you can have only one of the following. You pick… [03:12] <~Hebizuka> A) Your wife/husband [03:12] <~Hebizuka> B) A satellite phone [03:12] <~Hebizuka> C) A survival knife [03:12] <~Hebizuka> D) A guide about exotic plants [03:12] <~Hebizuka> E) A solar-powered radio with a selection of reggae music [03:12] <~Hebizuka> F) Enough fuel to transform the island into a gigantic bonfire [03:12] <Eris`> A [03:14] <~Hebizuka> Question 8: We are in the 17th century, and you're well-known among pirates and corsairs for… [03:14] <~Hebizuka> A) Your bone-chilling smile of gold and silver [03:14] <~Hebizuka> B) Your large hands covered in bracelets (which are very good at choking) [03:14] <~Hebizuka> C) Your two flintlock pistols, symbol of a very early lineage of cowboys and dual-wielding psychos [03:14] <~Hebizuka> D) Your galleon called "The Island Crusher" [03:14] <~Hebizuka> E) Your enormous cannon you nicknamed "Mama" [03:14] <~Hebizuka> F) Your immense wealth and fleet of successful merchant ships [03:15] <Eris`> C :D [03:16] <~Hebizuka> Question 9: What's your kind of dream vehicle? [03:16] <~Hebizuka> A) 1996 Dodge Viper GTS in blue and white stripes [03:16] <~Hebizuka> B) 1968 Pontiac GTO with a custom Dixie paintjob [03:16] <~Hebizuka> C) 1965 Ford Transit ice-cream van with 24 different flavors for sale [03:16] <~Hebizuka> D) Sukhoi SU-35 "Flanker" Soviet fighter jet [03:16] <~Hebizuka> E) 1998 Subaru Impreza WRX STi 22B with a custom paintjob [03:16] <~Hebizuka> F) Vietnam War-era M113 APC [03:16] <~Hebizuka> G) The "Charles de Gaulle" aircraft carrier [03:16] <Eris`> D [03:17] <~Hebizuka> Question 10: Your friends refer to you as… [03:17] <~Hebizuka> A) "The Nerd", because of your collection of anime posters and figurines [03:17] <~Hebizuka> B) "Mr. Fix-it", because you repaired all of their cars at least once [03:17] <~Hebizuka> C) "Chief", because you are a natural leader and they know it [03:17] <~Hebizuka> D) "Lovemaker", because you flirted with their partners at least once [03:17] <~Hebizuka> E) "The Doc", because you're the most intelligent out of them all [03:17] <~Hebizuka> F) "Psycho", because they're not gun people and you are [03:17] <~Hebizuka> G) "Animal Man", because all of their pets befriended you and you have yourself five dogs [03:18] <Eris`> D :3 [03:19] <~Hebizuka> Question 11: It's your birthday and you received a mystery gift. You open it and find… [03:19] <~Hebizuka> A) A mint copy of the book "Hit Man" [03:19] <~Hebizuka> B) The complete "The Godfather" trilogy [03:19] <~Hebizuka> C) A lot of food and a note which says "Donated by the Red Cross" [03:19] <~Hebizuka> D) A cosplay of Donatello, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" [03:19] <~Hebizuka> E) A large wad of cash, in notes of 20 dollars [03:19] <~Hebizuka> F) All of the belongings of that famous member of your family who fought during World War II [03:19] <Eris`> E [03:19] <~Hebizuka> Question 12: Friends come ringing at your door at 10 PM, they want you to join them at a party, but you had other plans. You finally decide to… [03:19] <~Hebizuka> A) Go to this party; might be some hot chicks/boys to check out [03:19] <~Hebizuka> B) Go to this party and buy everyone drinks; to be the king/queen of the night! [03:19] <~Hebizuka> C) Tell them to get lost; you never go to parties anyway [03:19] <~Hebizuka> D) Don't answer and lock yourself up at home; the computer is your friend [03:19] <~Hebizuka> E) Tell them you'll join them later yourself, then go to the party with a shotgun; That'll teach them to respect YOUR plans [03:19] <~Hebizuka> F) Greet your friends with your shotgun and threaten to shoot them if they don't leave; It could be a trap from the CIA! [03:20] <Eris`> .. what are friends [03:20] <Eris`> I mean C [03:21] <~Hebizuka> Question 13: Which mission set do you want to attempt? [03:21] <~Hebizuka> A) Normal missions. Suited to beginners discovering the game. [03:21] <~Hebizuka> B) Alternate missions. Suited to more seasoned players seeking more difficulty. [03:21] <~Hebizuka> C) Contract missions. Suited to players enjoying freer and less-linear missions. [03:21] <Eris`> A [03:22] <~Hebizuka> Well, this wraps up the test. An engineer is coming shortly to bring you your stuff. [03:24] <~SU_Tempest> *The engineer enters, pushing a lot of supply crates inside the room.* [03:24] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: You the guy named Eris Lilium? [03:25] <Eris`> yup [03:25] <~SU_Tempest> Engie: Here's your stuff, dig in and pick what you need. And here's your personality test results. http://pastebin.com/n4QuLE0Z [03:25] <~Hebizuka> *You see six supply crates.* [03:26] <~Hebizuka> *Specify what you're taking and what you're not, then ensure everything is all set.* [03:26] * Eris` stars cracking them open [03:26] <~Hebizuka> *First crate:* [03:26] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] RM22SF LBE - Capacity 35 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) [03:26] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Remington Model 700 XCR II sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - Internal magazine (3 rounds) + Telescopic scope (5-15x) - Bolt-action. Weight: 22 [03:26] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .300 Winchester Magnum, 33 rounds [03:26] <Eris`> mmm I remember using one of these [03:26] * Eris` grabs and equips both [03:31] <~Hebizuka> *Second crate* [03:31] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Bento box. 6d6 - Strength+10% for 7 turns if all 6 portions are eaten in one sitting. [03:31] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Horse meat (basashi). 1d36 [03:31] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Wasabi roots. 1d5 - Strength+10% for 5 turns [03:32] * Eris` stores it all [03:34] <~Hebizuka> *Third crate...* [03:34] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Hard cotton headband - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 1 [03:34] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Sportswear top (Upper body, Arms) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [03:34] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Sportswear pants (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [03:34] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Running shoes - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 5 [03:34] * Eris` facepalms [03:34] <Eris`> really [03:34] * Eris` puts it all on [03:35] <~Hebizuka> *Fourth crate* [03:36] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - M1 helmet - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant - Ballistic protective - Weight: 5 [03:36] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Flak jacket (Upper body) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 14 [03:36] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-2 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 [03:37] * Eris` puts it all on [03:38] <~Hebizuka> *There are conflicting pieces of clothing* [03:38] <~Hebizuka> Headgear: Hard cotton headband or M1 Helmet? [03:38] <~Hebizuka> Body addon: Flak jacket or Type-2 Kevlar? [03:38] * Eris` leaves the hard cotten and flak jacket [03:39] <~Hebizuka> *Fifth crate* [03:39] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Condom x2 - Negates impregnation received/Halves potency lost [03:39] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Sperm serum - Potency+100%/Impregnation+50% [03:39] <Eris`> .. [03:40] * Eris` cackles [03:40] * Eris` takes them all [03:40] <Eris`> yes yes these are important [03:43] <~Hebizuka> *Sixth and last crate* [03:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Spinel - Value 50-150 P$ (1d101 +49) [03:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Sky blue gem - Aquamarine - Value 35-135 P$ (1d101 +34) [03:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Yellow gem - Heliodor - Value 60-175 P$ (1d116 +59) [03:43] * Eris` snatches all 3 up and stores [03:44] <~Hebizuka> Total weight: 9/35 [03:44] <~Hebizuka> All set? [03:44] <Eris`> yeah should be [03:45] <~Hebizuka> (Then, see you next session :B)