Log:The longest catfight ever (Meta, no ontology)
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[18:21] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a laboratory... finding yourself in front of the demon the scientist mentioned; and what demon. A succubus!* [18:22] <Stellar_Blackscale> Examine succubus [18:23] <~Hebizuka> *Mostly humanoid in shape, she has red skin all over, black hair, and seems to wear nothing at all, as you note by the exposed breasts. She also sports a pair of large, bat-like wings suited to someone her size, and an arrow-tipped tail.* [18:26] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Hello." [18:26] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: ...Hello. You're not quite the person I expected. [18:27] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Who were you expecting?" [18:28] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: It's... none of your business. Now, get out of the way. [18:29] <Stellar_Blackscale> "It is my business. I've been hired to make you leave, but I want to hear your side of the story before I resort to violence. It'd pain me to mar such beauty" [18:30] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: So he hired the first idiot he saw on his way. Well then, I'll have to kick your ass out of there myself! *She gets into a stance.* [18:31] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Why are you so desperate to get me out of here?" [18:31] <~Hebizuka> *She doesn't seem to want to listen. Will you attempt something?* [18:32] * Stellar_Blackscale grabs [18:32] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mroll 2 6 [18:32] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:32] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [18:33] <~Hebizuka> *The succubus deflects your attempt at grappling; this makes you waste your turn.* [18:33] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Get off of me! [18:33] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I'm merely trying to come to the most efficient solution to this problem." [18:33] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [18:34] <~Hebizuka> *The demon attempts kicking you away once.* [18:34] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:34] <EliasBot> [EXTREMITY] Left foot [18:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 6 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [18:35] <~Hebizuka> *She is successful, and makes you trip on the floor. On top of that, she hurts you, with that kick!* Pain: 11% [+11] - Footwear: 3.9/4 [-0.1] [18:36] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn.* [18:36] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: I'll stomp you like an insect for getting on my way... [18:36] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Ow! For the love of... this isn't neccessary! I refuse to damage such a lovely figure." [18:36] * Stellar_Blackscale molests with tail~ [18:37] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:37] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [18:38] <~SU_Tempest> *The succubus refuses to let herself be caught by your antics and deflects you away again.* [18:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "... What kind of succubus ARE you?" [18:38] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: One who doesn't forget she's also a demon! [18:38] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I don't follow." [18:39] <~SU_Tempest> *Black-colored energy begins emitting from the succubus's right hand. She's about to throw a ball of demonic energy!* [18:39] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [18:39] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Left leg [18:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [18:39] <~Hebizuka> *You hear the ball crash on the floor in a loud "PLAM" sound, missing you entirely.* [18:40] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2. It's now your turn.* [18:40] * Stellar_Blackscale attempts molestation again [18:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Calm *DOWN*" [18:40] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [18:41] <~Hebizuka> *You grab, and pin down the succubus on the floor. Both of you drop on the floor... with you on top.* [18:41] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Ah! [18:41] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [18:41] <~Hebizuka> *The demon tries to wriggle her way out of your grasp...* [18:42] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Argh, you stupid girl, get off of me! [18:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [18:42] <~Hebizuka> *She breaks free by elbowing your face.* [18:43] <~Hebizuka> *Ouch! That has GOT to hurt!* Pain: 19% [+12] [18:43] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3. It's now your turn.* [18:43] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Guuuhhhh... you're trying my PATIENCE!" [18:43] * Stellar_Blackscale attempts to restore the pin [18:44] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:44] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [18:44] <~Hebizuka> *And you pin her down. Again.* [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> *The succubus starts throwing a hissy fit.* [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Will you LET me GO?! You stupid BITCH! [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> *What else can she do other than attempt to break free AGAIN.* [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:45] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> *She pushes you away, sending you rolling on the floor. Without damage, this time.* [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: I will KILL you! [18:45] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4...* [18:46] <Stellar_Blackscale> "NO, YOU WON'T." [18:46] <~Hebizuka> *...now your turn again.* [18:46] * Stellar_Blackscale the cat fight continues [18:46] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [18:46] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: DAMN YOU! [18:46] <~Hebizuka> *And you land on her, successfully, once more.* [18:46] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [18:48] <~SU_Tempest> *The succubus tries AGAIN to escape from you...* [18:48] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:48] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [18:48] <~Hebizuka> *She manages to. Pushing you away ONCE MORE!* [18:48] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb. What the hell is WRONG with you, girl? Just stop your shit! [18:48] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 5... oh god. It's now your turn again...* [18:49] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [18:49] <~Hebizuka> *Though you didn't describe, I'm assuming that after 5 turns of doing the same, you are again trying to catch her. Well you do manage, again.* [18:49] <Kliff> (The sound of munching popcorn plays over the loudspeaker in the room.) [18:49] <~Hebizuka> (^ I'm not even removing that from the logs) [18:50] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU [18:50] <~Hebizuka> *Again she tries breaking free.* [18:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [18:50] <~Hebizuka> *And ANOTHER elbow to the face! Ow!* Pain: 25% [+12] [18:50] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Gaaah! I will succeed at thiiis!" [18:50] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 6. It is now your turn... again.* [18:51] <Stellar_Blackscale> She attempts AGAIN [18:51] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:51] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 4 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [18:51] <~Hebizuka> *Again the succubus is in your unwelcome embrace.* [18:52] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn... again.* [18:52] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: BITCH! BITCH! *She's crying in rage, by now.* [18:52] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:52] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [18:52] <~Hebizuka> *And she escapes. Again.* [18:52] <~Hebizuka> *...End of Turn 7.* [18:52] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Damnit, I'll get you this tiiime!" [18:52] <~Hebizuka> *It's your turn now.* [18:53] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Someone help me from this hugging bitch!... [18:53] <Stellar_Blackscale> She's dead set on not stopping this time [18:53] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [18:53] <~Hebizuka> *Pin down successful.* [18:53] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [18:53] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Aaaugh! [18:54] <~Hebizuka> *She desperately tries to get away again.* [18:54] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:54] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [18:54] <~Hebizuka> *And she manages to, pushing you off again...* [18:54] <~Hebizuka> *End of turn... *sigh*... 8.* [18:54] <~Hebizuka> *Now your turn...* [18:54] <Stellar_Blackscale> "GRRRR. HOW ARE YOU SO SLIPPERY?" [18:54] <Stellar_Blackscale> She continues with her insanity [18:55] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:55] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [18:55] <~Hebizuka> *But the succubus evades you, this time. And she manages to stand up once more.* [18:55] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn.* [18:55] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Eeerk! Eat shit! [18:55] <~Hebizuka> *She tries kicking you again...* [18:55] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:55] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [18:55] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:55] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [18:56] <~Hebizuka> *She stomps your back, but you take no damage; it was padded by your flak jacket.* [18:56] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn (9).* [18:56] <Stellar_Blackscale> "GET BACK DOWN HERE." [18:56] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [18:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [18:56] <~Hebizuka> *Your turn once more.* [18:56] <~Hebizuka> *But the succubus plays eel, and evades you once more, hell-bent on NOT getting caught. And she wants to kill you, too!* [18:57] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [18:57] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: I've got enough of this. EAT THAT. [18:57] <~SU_Tempest> *She prepares another ball of black energy... and hurls it at you.* [18:57] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [18:57] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [18:57] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:57] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [18:57] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Why? I just want to work things out peacefully!!!!" [18:58] <~Hebizuka> *WHAM. You're sent across the room as a ball of energy PUNCHES through your stomach, causing quite the pain, and grating to your flak jacket.* Pain: 48% [+31], Body armor: 3/4 [-1] [18:58] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 10...* [18:58] <~Hebizuka> *Now your turn...* [18:59] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: The FUCK do you mean "peacefully"? [18:59] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I mean CALM DOWN AND TALK WITH ME." [18:59] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: You're trying to grab me like a fucking sumo since forever! I ain't letting some crazy bitch take me down! [18:59] <Stellar_Blackscale> "You threatened to kick me out of the room when I tried to talk!" [19:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I was trying to hold you still for a goddamned minute." [19:00] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: Get the FUCK out! Get the FUCK out! I HATE YOU! [19:00] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Whhhhy?" [19:01] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: I HATE YOU! UUGGHHHH! [19:01] <Stellar_Blackscale> "I'm so confused." [19:02] <~Hebizuka> *It's still your turn. What will you do?* [19:02] <Stellar_Blackscale> GRAB HER AGAIN. [19:02] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [19:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [19:03] <~Hebizuka> *You pin her down... again.* [19:04] <~Hebizuka> *AGAIN the succubus doesn't WANT to let herself be pinned down like that.* [19:04] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn.* [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [19:04] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [19:04] <~Hebizuka> *And she just barely escapes your grasp. A-GAIN.* [19:05] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 11...* [19:05] * Stellar_Blackscale frowns. "Hrrrm. Re-evaluating strategy. [19:05] <~Hebizuka> *Your turn... uh-gain.* [19:05] * Stellar_Blackscale knees succubus in the crotch [19:05] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [19:05] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [19:06] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 +1 (6). You miss due to penalty for aiming at a weak point. The succubus evades that knee jerk attack...* [19:06] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn.* [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: WHY DON'T YOU DIE?! [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> *She's litterally crying in rage and frustration.* [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> *She throws a punch at you in total desperation...* [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> @bodyaim [19:07] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [19:07] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [19:07] <~Hebizuka> *Bop. It lands on your flak jacket and doesn't even cause the tiniest amount of pain.* [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: UUGGHHHH. [19:08] <~Hebizuka> *End of ... Turn 12...* [19:08] * Stellar_Blackscale slams her in the crotch with her tail [19:08] <Stellar_Blackscale> !mdice 2 6 [19:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Stellar_Blackscale ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [19:08] <~Hebizuka> *BANG!!!* [19:09] <~Hebizuka> *PUNT!! You kick her SO HARD you send her right into the ceiling. And she is propelled downwards again from the additional pain of hitting the ceiling. Her face is forever frozen in the worst expression of pain possible.* [19:09] <Stellar_Blackscale> "N-no... T-that wasn't what I was trying to do D:" [19:11] <Stellar_Blackscale> "Oh god oh god I'm so sorry." [19:11] <~Hebizuka> *The succubus is bordering passing out...* [19:11] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn.* [19:12] <~SU_Tempest> Sucb: flefjirgh.. [20:03] <~SU_Tempest> *The succubus feels completely confused.* [20:03] <~SU_Tempest> *She has been disoriented by that hard hit to the head, and doesn't attack, or reply. She's just lights out without being lights out.* [20:03] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 13. Dear gods.*