Log:Game 104 (Meta, no ontology)

[10:24] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MazeWorld, Eris Lilium. You visited 161 rooms; the next special room is at the 168th. You are hungry (44%), and Jun seems to feel bad. Use !mrooms3 to continue. [10:25] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [10:25] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 535 - Front door: 261 - Right door: 3136 - Roomstyle: 92 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [10:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: buh... those meds... I feel nauseous... [10:25] * `Eris takes the front door [10:25] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [10:25] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 15 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [10:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...urk [10:26] <`Eris> ~_~ [10:26] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun can't help but run to the corner before you leave the room.. Nausea does its work and forces her to hurl away.* [10:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: BLERGH... ...I'm really intolerant to meds... [10:26] * `Eris hugs [10:27] <~Hebizuka> *This causes some pain to Jun, and severely reduces her nutrition levels.* [10:27] <~Hebizuka> *The two of you finally move on...* [10:28] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I feel like there's nothing at all anymore in my stomach... [10:29] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a messy kitchen. Looks like a fight happened here recently, with a few bloodstains and a high amount of bullet holes; most of which concentrated on the fridge and the left wall. You notice an interesting object on the floor.* [10:30] * `Eris checks the object [10:30] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Underbarrel grenade launcher: SIG GL5040 - 40x46mm grenade [Loaded] [10:30] * `Eris hands jun 3 apricots [10:30] <`Eris> eat these [10:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh gods thank you... [10:30] <~SU_Tempest> *She shovels them down at an unnatural speed.* [10:30] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [10:30] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 6 ] [ Total Score: 14 ] [10:31] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Delicious! [10:31] <~SU_Tempest> *Your ally feels visibly better.* [10:31] <~Hebizuka> 51.34/65 [10:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What did you find on the floor, by the way?.. [10:32] * `Eris pumps the grenades out [10:33] <`Eris> grenades for your launcher [10:33] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 40x46mm grenade, 1 round [10:33] <~Hebizuka> *Jun picks it up and lodges it in her ammunition pouch.* [10:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, cool! [10:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I -love- grenades... *ominous tone* [10:34] <`Eris> ok lets go [10:34] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [10:34] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 2163 - Front door: 4929 - Right door: 2788 - Roomstyle: 222 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [10:34] * `Eris left room [10:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [10:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 77 ] [ Total Score: 77 ] [10:35] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a TV room, with the usual TV, couch, and table. A yousei servant is present in the room, sweeping the floor frantically with their broom. You may, of course, check @whatsonTV. You also see a strange box of ammo on the table in front of the couch...* [10:36] <`Eris> @whatsontv [10:36] <EliasBot> [Children] Doji the Explorer [10:36] <`Eris> (...........) [10:36] * `Eris checks out the ammo [10:36] <~SU_Tempest> "Clipper, stop clipping!" [10:36] <~SU_Tempest> "-I can't, I need all of that ammo!" [10:37] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bow arrows, 30 rounds [10:37] <~SU_Tempest> SYousei: I hate that show... [10:37] * `Eris turns off the TV [10:37] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [10:37] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 4824 - Front door: 2660 - Right door: 1835 - Roomstyle: 202 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [10:37] * `Eris right door [10:38] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [10:38] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 42 ] [ Total Score: 42 ] [10:39] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor! You land into a shower room. Thankfully you don't land right into one of the showering cabins, but still. You see an interesting ammo box on the floor...* [10:39] * `Eris catches jun as she falls [10:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eep... Thanks. [10:40] * `Eris sets her down [10:40] <`Eris> ^^ [10:40] * `Eris then checks out the ammo box [10:41] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, incendiary slug, 5 rounds [10:42] * `Eris stores them [10:43] <~Hebizuka> 51.39/65 [10:43] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [10:43] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 4663 - Front door: 200 - Right door: 544 - Roomstyle: 298 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [10:43] * `Eris front door [10:44] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [10:44] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 94 ] [ Total Score: 94 ] [10:45] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's a shiny object on the floor, right next to another item.* [10:46] * `Eris checks the items [10:47] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Clear gem - Unidentified [10:47] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Unidentified [10:47] * `Eris stores both [10:47] <`Eris> hey [10:47] <`Eris> jun [10:47] <`Eris> think this might be a diamond? [10:48] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I dunno, this would be wonderful if it was one.. [10:49] <~Hebizuka> 53.39/65 [10:49] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [10:49] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 421 - Front door: 4904 - Right door: 2772 - Roomstyle: 34 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [10:49] * `Eris front door [10:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [10:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 45 ] [ Total Score: 45 ] [10:50] <~Hebizuka> *A radio room. There's the old @radio there, as usual. You notice yet another small object on the radio desk.* [10:51] <`Eris> @radio [10:51] <EliasBot> [Ads] SPONSORED BY GRUEL; Do not let yourself starve to death because you're doing overtime, or [10:51] <EliasBot> you don't want to miss the 512th episode of Mazeship Troopers! Call 5-GET-FOOD now! [10:51] <`Eris> .... [10:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Fuckers. Aren't you all out of mobile phone battery, too? [10:51] * `Eris fucking writes down this number [10:51] <`Eris> yes but ill manage some how [10:53] * `Eris checks out the object [10:53] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Unidentified [10:54] * `Eris stores it [10:55] <~Hebizuka> 54.39/65 [10:57] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [10:57] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 5322 - Front door: 5214 - Right door: 601 - Roomstyle: 292 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [10:57] * `Eris right door [10:58] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger, 50%. [10:58] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [10:58] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 69 ] [ Total Score: 69 ] [11:01] <~Hebizuka> *A messy, featureless room with a lot of blood stains. A fight happened before, and another one is about to start here. There is only one door here. Are opposed: A tengu with an assault rifle, and a Maze Soldier with a tricked-out shotgun.* [11:02] * `Eris raises black arrow [11:02] * `Eris face aim at soldier [11:02] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [11:02] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [11:02] * `Eris bang [11:03] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4 -1 +2 (5). You have no trouble making your hit, your bullet passes through the enemy's face clean (and causes a giant mess in the back).* [11:03] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium ["White Arrow"] Maze Soldier /H\ [11:04] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [11:04] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 100 [11:04] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 100 ] [ Rolls: 36 ] [ Total Score: 36 ] [11:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun seems to feel better.* [11:04] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: Wooo! Thank you! [11:06] <`Eris> no problem [11:06] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: It's nice to see people who have some sense in this place! [11:07] <~SU_Tempest> *The tengu promptly leaves through the only door.* [11:07] <`Eris> hehe [11:07] * `Eris checks out the soldier [11:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I wonder what the tengu meant by that.. [11:07] <~Hebizuka> >Physio >Clothes >Weapons >LBE+contents [11:08] <`Eris> >weapons [11:08] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Kel-Tec KSG shotgun | 12 gauge - Internal tubes (14+1 rounds) - Pump-action + Shotgun choke, EOTech 512 reflex sight. Weight: 9 [Ammo: 13+1/14, 14x buckshot] [11:08] <`Eris> ... [11:09] <`Eris> well fuck [11:09] * `Eris empties his shotgun of ammo and stores it [11:09] * `Eris then drops the shotgun [11:09] <~Hebizuka> Obtained: [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 8 rounds [11:09] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 28* [11:09] <~Hebizuka> *You dropped the Mossberg 500.* [11:10] * `Eris equips KSG [11:10] <~Hebizuka> *New Class 2 weapon equipped.* [11:10] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun hawks the soldier's LBE and takes the purse for herself...* [11:10] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 136 +14 [11:10] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 136 ] [ Rolls: 18 ] [ Total Score: 18 ] [11:11] <~SU_Tempest> *She finds only 32 P$, but she's keeping them.* [11:11] <~Hebizuka> Ally carries: 185 P$ [11:13] * `Eris checks the LBE also [11:15] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 0 units - Ammo pouch (4 units), Consumables pouch (3 units) [11:15] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 14 rounds [11:15] * `Eris stores buckshot [11:15] <~Hebizuka> *Total 12g buckshot carried: 42* [11:15] <~Hebizuka> 54.61/65 [11:16] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [11:16] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 3480 - Roomstyle: 227 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:16] * `Eris enters room [11:16] <~Hebizuka> *You pass the only door.* [11:20] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There is a strange-looking man in a suit, standing in the perfect center of the room. He seems to be waiting for someone.* [11:24] * `Eris approches the man in the suit [11:24] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Ah, hello there... Perhaps you could help me? [11:27] <`Eris> i can try [11:27] <`Eris> what do you need? [11:28] <~SU_Tempest> Man: I require help of a financial nature... If you have money to spare for me, it would save my hide. Do you have 3000 P$? [11:28] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun CRINGES.* [11:29] <`Eris> .. [11:29] <`Eris> ow [11:30] <`Eris> no no i dont [11:30] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Ah, well then, it's fair game, you may still be able to help. I have lost my suitcase in a hostile area and I have no personal weapons to use... If you retrieve it, I might be able to help you on my own. [11:31] <`Eris> i can do that [11:31] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Thank you. Please go through this blue door over there, it should be in this area. [11:33] * `Eris nods [11:33] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [11:33] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 826 - Roomstyle: 112 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [11:33] * `Eris goes through the door [11:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 7 [11:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 7 ] [ Rolls: 7 6 ] [ Total Score: 13 ] [11:35] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room.* [11:35] <~Hebizuka> *You hear the sound of thunder...* [11:36] * ~Hebizuka appears ! [11:37] <~Hebizuka> Hello there, Eris, Jun. [11:38] <`Eris> .. [11:39] <`Eris> you know jun im hungry enough to eat a snake [11:39] <~Hebizuka> Calm down, Eris. I'm here to help, for once. [11:39] <`Eris> then give me food ;; [11:39] <~Hebizuka> I can't do that... But what I can do will certainly help you still. But first, I must ask. I suppose you've met a man last room? [11:40] <`Eris> yeah [11:40] <~Hebizuka> What has he proposed you and what did you say? [11:41] <`Eris> he wants me to find a suitcase [11:41] <`Eris> i said sure why not [11:41] <~Hebizuka> Excellent. Before you go on with your mission, you (and you alone) will follow me. Jun, dear, you will stay here and wait for us. Don't worry, it won't take long. [11:42] * ~Hebizuka grabs your shoulder, before snapping her fingers loudly. Just as she does so, a flash of light blinds you. [11:43] <~Hebizuka> *When the flash of light ceases ,you find yourself in a dim-lit room. It seems to be a shrine, but it has a much larger altar than most shrines.* [11:43] * `Eris blinks [11:44] <~Hebizuka> *You see Hebizuka standing next to a shrine maiden clad mostly in black. On the left, you see three figures, which seem to be ghosts.* [11:44] <~SU_Tempest> LMiko: Welcome! You must be Eris Lilium? [11:44] * `Eris nods [11:45] <~Hebizuka> He is the one. [11:45] <~SU_Tempest> LMiko: All right... I do feel it, too. In any case, welcome. This is a remote area in the Mazes, inaccessible to the common folk; you are in my shrine. Let me introduce you to the Legendary Ghosts, on your left. [11:46] * `Eris looks to the left [11:47] <~SU_Tempest> LMiko: Each of those ghosts are the original owners of powerful weapons, which were once their tools of the trade, in a distant past. They were not contestants, but they were equally great warriors. [11:47] * `Eris recognizes them but says nothing [11:47] <~Hebizuka> *You see a swordswoman, an immortal, and a maid.* [11:49] <`Eris> .. intresting [11:49] <~SU_Tempest> LMiko: Ghosts, present weapons! [11:49] <~Hebizuka> *The swordswoman draws an obsidian-bladed katana, emitting a purple aura. The immortal wields a pair of gloves, which emit a flaming red aura. The maid pulls out a black-bladed kunai with engravings, and emitting a blue aura.* [11:50] <~SU_Tempest> LMiko: The Sword of Muramasa, the Erupting Burning Gloves, and Stabagain. You are to receive one of them, but the weapons themselves will choose who is to be yours. [11:50] * `Eris nods [11:50] <~SU_Tempest> LMiko: Let me ask you a few questions, to help the weapons decide and see which one has more resonance. [11:51] <~Hebizuka> Question 1: If you found that your parents became mindless creatures and fought you inside Mazeworld, knowing that you're here to survive, what would you do? [11:51] <~Hebizuka> A) Kill them without hesitation - it doesn't matter anymore [11:51] <~Hebizuka> B) Refuse to kill them - they're your parents! [11:51] <~Hebizuka> C) Will be hesitant/reluctant as to what to do [11:51] <`Eris> A. [11:52] <~Hebizuka> Question 2: What suits best your fighting style? [11:52] <~Hebizuka> A) Broad all-out attacking [11:52] <~Hebizuka> B) Cunning or deceptive tricks [11:52] <~Hebizuka> C) Fair face-to-face fights [11:52] <`Eris> C [11:52] <~Hebizuka> Question 3: You don't have enough money to buy wares in a shop, yet you keep them. The shop owner wants revenge, what do you do? [11:52] <~Hebizuka> A) You prepare for the fight if that's what he wants [11:52] <~Hebizuka> B) You propose to repay him through other ways [11:52] <~Hebizuka> C) You try to calm him down and give back the wares [11:53] <`Eris> A. [11:53] <~Hebizuka> Question 4: You are badly hurt and you only have one medical aid left. You meet a creature of a species known for being cunning and deceptive, that is also badly hurt and begging for help. What do you do? [11:53] <~Hebizuka> A) You give the creature your last medicine and you try to search another way for yourself [11:53] <~Hebizuka> B) You kill the creature, you don't want to be back-stabbed [11:53] <~Hebizuka> C) You ignore the creature and you only take care of yourself [11:54] <`Eris> A. [11:54] <~Hebizuka> Question 5: You are a knight serving a king that likes you but is stupid. How do you act towards him? [11:54] <~Hebizuka> A) You make sure it's good for your own sake every time [11:54] <~Hebizuka> B) You always follow his orders, regardless of how they sound - he's the king after all [11:54] <~Hebizuka> C) You don't mind much as long it's not dangerous for you [11:55] <`Eris> B [11:57] <~SU_Tempest> LMiko: Which of these weapons do YOU feel has most resonance with you? [11:57] <~Hebizuka> A) Muramasa B) EBG C) Stabagain [11:57] <`Eris> B [11:58] <~SU_Tempest> LMiko: ... [11:58] <~SU_Tempest> *The maid steps closer. It seems the Stabagain resonates most with you.* [11:59] <`Eris> .. ahh well [11:59] <~Hebizuka> Hehe. Stabagain, the magical throwing knife forged by youkai. It can fly to the target and come back in the hand of its owner, magically. Though doing so may sap said owner's energy. [11:59] <`Eris> sounds.. [12:00] <`Eris> .. [12:00] * `Eris just stays quiet [12:02] <~SU_Tempest> LMiko: The weapon will learn you just as you'll learn the weapon. Trust it, and it won't fail you. [12:02] <`Eris> if you say so [12:02] * `Eris equips it [12:04] <~Hebizuka> It's time to return and finish your mission, Eris. [12:04] <`Eris> hey hebi [12:04] <~SU_Tempest> LMiko: Fare thee well. [12:04] <`Eris> i have a question [12:04] <~Hebizuka> What is it? [12:04] <`Eris> before i leave [12:04] <`Eris> can i just [12:04] <`Eris> leave this here [12:04] <~Hebizuka> Leave what here? [12:04] <`Eris> i have no need for this thing [12:04] <`Eris> this dagger [12:04] <~SU_Tempest> LMiko: Just try. You'll have a surprise. [12:04] <~Hebizuka> Like she said... [12:05] <`Eris> if you insist [12:05] <~Hebizuka> *You drop Stabagain on the floor.* [12:05] * ~Hebizuka teleports you back to the room where Jun is waiting. [12:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Ah? You're back! [12:05] <~Hebizuka> *Stabagain teleports by itself and comes back on your leg strap...* [12:06] * `Eris stares at the kunai [12:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What is this? [12:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: -- Ooooh, wait! I heard of this! [12:06] <`Eris> a shitty dagger i was given [12:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Isn't it... It sure looks like Stabagain, the kunai of legends... [12:06] <`Eris> it is [12:06] <`Eris> it sucks [12:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: It's -- WHAT? [12:06] <`Eris> lets go [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: No! It doesn't suck at all! It's awesome! o.o [12:07] * `Eris hands it to her [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You have an ancient weapon! I didn't even think they existed! [12:07] <`Eris> you take it then [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> *Stabagain refuses to be used by anyone else!* [12:07] <`Eris> .. [12:07] <`Eris> what a picky weapon [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> *It welds itself to your hands so that Jun can't take it away.* [12:07] <`Eris> ow [12:07] <`Eris> owowowow [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...So it IS the real Stabagain... It chose you, it seems~ [12:07] <`Eris> ok ok fine [12:07] * `Eris stores it [12:08] <`Eris> why couldnt i get one of the other 2 [12:08] <~Hebizuka> *The kunai ceases its "welding" burn on your hand.* [12:08] <`Eris> they looked cooler [12:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Stop being silly! *She bops you over the head with her gohei.* [12:09] <`Eris> ow [12:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Let's go. u.u [12:09] <`Eris> i wanted those gloves of fire [12:09] <`Eris> ;; [12:09] <`Eris> they looked awesome [12:09] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun drags you to the only door.* [12:09] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [12:09] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 4429 - Roomstyle: 236 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [12:14] * `Eris enters [12:15] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a swamp. There's knee-high water in here, but that, nor the smell in this room, seem to be a problem for the two Shaman-Orcs standing there.* [12:16] * `Eris raises barrettas [12:16] * `Eris head shots with both, 2 shots with each gun [12:16] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [12:16] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [12:16] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [12:16] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 1 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [12:18] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4 -1 +0 (3) for both guns. You have no trouble double-tapping both of the Orcs' heads, each receiving two nice 9mm-sized holes in the skull.* [12:19] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9] Shaman Orc #1 /H\ [12:19] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9] Shaman Orc #2 /H\ [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Soooo cool. [12:20] * `Eris holsters berettas [12:20] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [12:20] <~Hebizuka> *One door ahead.* [12:22] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [12:22] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 1453 - Roomstyle: 170 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [12:23] <~Hebizuka> *A hospital bedroom. You notice weapons on the bed.* [12:23] * `Eris goes to check out the weapons [12:24] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - 3x M26 fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 12 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 1/item [12:24] * `Eris tosses them in bag [12:26] <~Hebizuka> 57.61/65 [12:28] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [12:28] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 3657 - Roomstyle: 263 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:28] * `Eris goes through [12:30] <~Hebizuka> *A classroom. Today's students are a pair of ... leprechauns!* [12:31] <`Eris> the fuck.. [12:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What's... that? [12:32] <`Eris> .. i dont know [12:32] <~Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [12:34] * `Eris sneaks past them :3 [12:34] <~Hebizuka> *You can do that effortlessly, but Jun needs to be stealthy.* [12:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Jun slip past [12:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [12:34] <~SU_Tempest> Lepr1: Hey, hey, partner! Someone! [12:34] <~SU_Tempest> Lepr2: Are you dumb? It's a shrine maiden! She's poorer than anyone, we ain't gonna steal cash from her. [12:34] <~SU_Tempest> Lepr1: Aww fuck. [12:35] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun passes anyway, while giving a deathglare to the leprechauns, which freeze them in place.* [12:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I have three guns. [12:35] <~SU_Tempest> Lepr1: ... [12:35] <~SU_Tempest> Lepr2: ... [12:35] <~SU_Tempest> Lepr2: So how did you buy them? [12:35] <~SU_Tempest> Lepr1: shutthefuckup! [12:35] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun looks even angrier* [12:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Pulls the MP5/10* I HAVE A GRENADE LAUNCHER ON THIS. DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT THAT MEANS? [12:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: SCRAM! [12:36] <~SU_Tempest> Lepr1: AAHHHH! [12:36] <~SU_Tempest> Lepr2: AAUUGHHHH! [12:36] <`Eris> ... [12:36] <~SU_Tempest> *They go and hide under the teacher's desk, quaking in fear so much they make the desk tremble.* [12:36] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [12:36] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 2696 - Roomstyle: 112 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:36] * `Eris goes through the door [12:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Playing bad girl is satisfying ,sometimes. [12:38] <~Hebizuka> *You enter toilets. It seems there's nothing at all here.* [12:40] <`Eris> how boring [12:40] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [12:40] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 2783 - Roomstyle: 239 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:40] * `Eris enters [12:40] <~Hebizuka> *Jun's stomach growls loudly.* [12:41] * `Eris tosses jun the raspberries in his pack [12:41] <`Eris> these are all we have left [12:42] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun eats.* [12:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [12:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [12:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Thanks, Eris... [12:42] * `Eris nods to her [12:44] <~Hebizuka> *A messy, featureless room. There are two Maze Guards here; one of them is a Guard Sergeant and carries a battle rifle; the subordinate, an assault rifle. They are examining a fresh puddle of blood in the corner of the room.* [12:44] * `Eris blinks and approches them [12:44] <`Eris> is something wrong officers [12:45] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: Sorry, no trespassing here, this is a crime scene. [12:45] <`Eris> ah the doors brought me here sorry [12:45] <`Eris> i dont exactly have control where i end up [12:45] <~SU_Tempest> MzGuard: It's fine, just don't walk in the blood. [12:45] <`Eris> ok then [12:45] <~SU_Tempest> SgtGuard: Yeah, no doubt about it, it has been sprayed. It looks like someone has been shot here. I don't see any casing or bullet impact anywhere though... [12:45] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [12:45] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 2870 - Roomstyle: 178 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [12:46] * `Eris hurrys feeling jun prolly wants to hurry up [12:46] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger, 60%. Levels of nutrition are low. Find food as soon as possible. [12:46] <`Eris> meh shut up [12:47] * `Eris switches the voice off [12:47] <`Eris> [I don't want jun to worry] [12:47] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a maidhouse. There, you see a head maid with a silenced pistol, and her two maid subordinates. You spot a supply crate on the lower section of the bunk bed. The maids are watching TV. (@whatsonTV)* [12:48] <`Eris> @whatsontv [12:48] <EliasBot> [Anime] Trigger&Magazine with Silencer (a Gunnax production) [12:48] * `Eris checks out the supply crate [12:50] <~Hebizuka> *A DEF-7 crate.* [12:50] <~Hebizuka> =DEF-7 crate= [12:50] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Dyneema helmet - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Ballistic protective - Weight: 9 [12:50] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Light Dyneema vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Weight: 9 [12:50] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Arms addon - Dyneema arm pads - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Weight: 9 [12:50] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Legs addon - Dyneema leg pads - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Weight: 9 [12:51] <`Eris> hey jun can you use any of these? [12:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oooo... Armor! [12:53] <`Eris> mmhmm [12:53] <~Hebizuka> *Jun throws away her SPECTRA helmet, finding the Dyneema helmet to look cooler.* [12:53] <~Hebizuka> *She also ditches the Twaron arm pads and wears the Dyneema ones. Finally, she fits her legs with the Dyneema leg pads. She keeps her Kevlar vest though, finding it to look tougher than the Dyneema vest.ù* [12:54] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Don't I look even better? *poses* [12:54] <`Eris> yep~ [12:54] <`Eris> cute as always [12:54] * `Eris smile [12:54] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [12:54] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 4000 - Roomstyle: 186 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [12:54] * `Eris enters [12:57] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's a weapon on the floor, but there's also a pack of three german shepherd dogs. And none of them look friendly.* [12:57] <~Hebizuka> *You can't reach the weapon as it's behind the dogs.* [12:57] <`Eris> .. [12:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Uhh... [12:58] * `Eris pulls out RGD-5 grenade [12:58] * `Eris pulls pin [12:58] * `Eris throws in the center of them [12:58] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [12:58] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 5 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [12:58] <~Hebizuka> *You target the middle dog...* [12:59] <~Hebizuka> *Score: +1 (due to FT-1 bonus), so, 8. Close-hit!* [12:59] <~Hebizuka> *The blast hits very hard all three dogs...* [12:59] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [12:59] <EliasBot> [WEAK POINT] Genitals (Only if 12 is scored, otherwise hit torso) [13:00] <~Hebizuka> *The blast seems to have ripped out the second german shepherd's... testicles from its body.* [13:00] <~SU_Tempest> !MfragRGD [13:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] Frag shrapnel: 8 [13:00] <~Hebizuka> *...And all three dogs eat 8 shrapnel.* [13:00] <~Hebizuka> *This is a messy kill, but this is a kill.* [13:00] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [RGD-5] Hostile german shepherd #1 [B] [13:00] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [RGD-5] Hostile german shepherd #2 [B] [13:00] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [RGD-5] Hostile german shepherd #3 [B] [13:00] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [13:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...What the heck just flew out of the dog's body? D: [13:01] <`Eris> you dont want to know [13:01] * `Eris goes to examine the weapon [13:02] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Pen - Piercing. Weight: 3 [13:03] <`Eris> .. [13:03] * `Eris stores stabagain [13:03] * `Eris equips the pen [13:06] <~Hebizuka> 58.61/65 [13:08] <~Hebizuka> *One door ahead.* [13:08] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [13:08] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 1243 - Roomstyle: 316 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [13:08] * `Eris enters [13:12] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot a box of ammo on the floor.* [13:12] * `Eris checks out the ammo [13:12] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Poison crossbow bolts, 25 rounds [13:13] <`Eris> god whats with all the useless stuff [13:13] <`Eris> .. i wonder if i can stab people with these [13:14] <~Hebizuka> *Yes you can.* [13:14] <~Hebizuka> *It's just not going to hurt the same but yes you can.* [13:14] * `Eris takes them then [13:14] <~Hebizuka> 61.11/65 [13:17] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [13:17] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 3441 - Roomstyle: 77 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:17] * `Eris enters [13:19] <~Hebizuka> *A well-maintained library. Everything feels prim and proper; this room smells of new and recently made. A large organic mass is blocking the next door... It's a blue blob.* [13:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...It looks like jelly. [13:22] <`Eris> the fuck [13:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: It's blocking the way... What do we do? [13:23] <`Eris> how the hell do i kill this thing [13:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Let's shoot it? [13:24] * `Eris shoots it with barretta [13:24] * `Eris once [13:24] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [13:24] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [13:24] <~Hebizuka> *The bullet rips through the blob, but it doesn't seem to cause any sort of significant damage.* [13:24] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [13:25] <`Eris> weird [13:25] <~SU_Tempest> *An imaginary lightbulb lights up above Jun's head.* [13:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I have a better idea! [13:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Let's blow it up! [13:26] <`Eris> ok then [13:26] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun prepares a block of C4.* [13:26] <`Eris> :3 [13:26] <`Eris> ... [13:27] <`Eris> sure why not [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun approaches the blob, and shoves it riiiight into it, but makes sure her fingers doesn't come in contact with the blob mass. [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You have the detonator? '-' [13:27] <`Eris> yeah i do [13:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Okay. [13:27] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [13:28] <~Hebizuka> *The blue blob is sessile. It doesn't move, nor can it attack or do anything.* [13:28] <~Hebizuka> *End of turn 1.* [13:28] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [13:28] * `Eris hits detonator [13:28] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [13:28] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [13:28] <~Hebizuka> (Rolling was unnecessary since Jun planted the explosive instead of throwing it) [13:29] <`Eris> (oh :3) [13:29] <~Hebizuka> (Maximum damage occurs, in that case.) [13:29] <~Hebizuka> (It's as if you rolled 12.) [13:31] <~Hebizuka> *Direct hit!* [13:32] <~Hebizuka> *The C4 charge violently explodes from within the blob, destroying it instantly. Tiny droplets of blue blob fly everywhere, some hitting your clothes, some hitting Jun's, but they wither away and turn to water quickly.* [13:32] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [C4 charge] Blue blob [13:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WOOOO! C4 is fun!! [13:33] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun raises both her arms, in a victory pose.* [13:33] * `Eris laughs at her [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Now we can continue. [13:45] <`Eris> yes [13:45] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [13:45] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 3990 - Roomstyle: 252 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [13:45] * `Eris enters door [13:46] <~Hebizuka> *A grassy room. There's a lone Maze Sniper sitting there, rifle on the lap, apparently enjoying a break.* [13:47] * `Eris snipers the sniper in the face with black arrow [13:47] * `Eris scopes [13:47] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [13:47] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [13:48] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4 -1 +2 (5). You have no problem making another headshot.* [13:48] <~Hebizuka> *Your "White Arrow" ran out of ammo!* [13:48] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium ["White Arrow"] Maze Sniper /H\ [13:48] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight (1 turn)* [13:51] * `Eris checks out the dead sniper [13:51] <`Eris> no rest for maze soldiers.. [13:51] <~Hebizuka> >Physio >Clothes >Weapons >LBE+contents [13:51] <`Eris> >weapons [13:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Dem freaks! [13:52] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - SAKO TRG-42 sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - TRG-42 magazine (10+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + Silencer, 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 9+1/10] [13:52] <`Eris> not bad [13:52] * `Eris puts it on sling [13:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Did you need two sniper rifles? '-' [13:53] <`Eris> what if i run out of ammo for one? [13:53] <`Eris> also i can always sell it [13:54] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oooh. Clever. [13:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Well then, let's get goin'! [13:59] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 2072 - Roomstyle: 46 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [13:59] * `Eris goes through [14:01] <~Hebizuka> *You enter another classroom. But this time, a black leopard inhabits the teaching grounds...* [14:03] <`Eris> .. [14:03] * `Eris pulls out his trusty MIGHTY PEN [14:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...uhh, you're not gonna write an assignment, are you? [14:03] <`Eris> nope [14:04] * `Eris leaps at the leopard and stabs it in the eye [14:04] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [14:04] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [14:07] <~Hebizuka> *In a reminiscence of one of the oldest contestant's feats, you manage to stab the leopard in the eye... causing it to snarl and yelp in pain. The leopard survived that... with insane pain.* [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun flinches in horror.* [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIS WHY DID YOU STAB HIS EYE [14:08] <`Eris> because his eyes had already locked on to you [14:08] <`Eris> it was planning on attacking you [14:08] <`Eris> =w= [14:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [14:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: IT'S STILL ALIVE YOU KNOW. [14:08] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn.* [14:09] <~Hebizuka> *Jun pulls out her crowbar.* [14:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Let's put this cat out of its misery. [14:09] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden swings her crowbar at the OTHER eye of the black leopard, sharp edge first.* [14:09] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 4 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [14:10] <~Hebizuka> *Jun SHANKS the crap out of the leopard, who goes blind before going lights out.* [14:10] <~Hebizuka> *This is the first time in Mazeworld a creature has been effectively blinded before dying.* [14:10] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [Crowbar] Black leopard [14:10] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [14:10] * `Eris twirls his pen [14:11] <`Eris> well that was certainly an [14:11] <`Eris> .. [14:11] <`Eris> eye opening experience [14:11] * `Eris would put on sunglasses if he had some [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun puts on imaginary sunglasses.* [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> *She then drops on her knees and raises one fist, which turns into a devil horns sign, like a rocker on stage.* [14:11] <`Eris> .. [14:11] <`Eris> XD [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun then drops the act, dusts herself off and walks towards the next door.* [14:12] * `Eris clings to jun [14:12] <`Eris> i love you, you know that [14:12] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [14:12] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 5844 - Roomstyle: 121 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I know~ [14:12] * `Eris goes through [14:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, Eris? [14:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: At least we know one thing. [14:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Know what that is? [14:13] <`Eris> what is it? [14:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: We... *grins.* Won't get fooooled agaaaain~! [14:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun hurries to the door while giggling.* [14:14] * `Eris cackles [14:14] * `Eris goes through with her [14:15] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There's the suitcase on the floor!* [14:16] <`Eris> oh hey we found it [14:16] <~SU_Tempest> *You hear the loudspeaker creak.* [14:17] <~SU_Tempest> Good job, you two. Here's a teleporting pad for your troubles. Go and give this suitcase back to his owner. [14:17] * `Eris grabs [14:17] * `Eris gets on teleporter pad [14:18] <~Hebizuka> *You are promptly telepadded back to the strange man.* [14:18] <~SU_Tempest> Man: ...Ah, excellent. [14:19] <~SU_Tempest> Man: May I? *Reaches a hand out.* [14:19] * `Eris hands it to him [14:20] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Thank you. For your trouble, I may give you a reward... Are you more A or B? [14:21] <`Eris> A [14:22] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Armalite AR-10 battle rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - AR-10 magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 19+1/20] [14:22] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] 6x Magazine: Armalite AR-10 20-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.2 [Ammo: 20/20] [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Man: Please accept this as a reward. Now, I must depart. [14:22] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete [14:22] <`Eris> thank you [14:23] <`Eris> .. [14:23] <~Hebizuka> *He leaves through one of the doors.* [14:23] <`Eris> hey jun do you use any of this ammo? [14:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What kind is it? [14:23] <`Eris> 7.62x51mm [14:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Umm... Nope... [14:26] * `Eris leaves it and goes on [14:26] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [14:26] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 2885 - Front door: 1915 - Right door: 5445 - Roomstyle: 37 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [14:26] * `Eris right door [14:26] <~Hebizuka> Next special room at the 190th [14:27] <~Hebizuka> *A messy bar. Some of the tables have been trampled or broken, and the counter has bullet holes on it. Nevertheless, the bar is still open, and the shotgun-toting bartender is there. A well-armed person is sitting at the counter as well, enjoying a break.* [14:27] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: So ya searchin' for a job eh? [14:28] <~SU_Tempest> Person: Yeah... My former employer got killed the other day. Shittiest luck ever, he promised a nice pay, and he gets shot on the day I meet 'im. [14:28] <~SU_Tempest> Barkeep: Crap stuff, man. Hope ya find an employer soon 'nuff. [14:28] * `Eris examines the well armed person [14:29] <~Hebizuka> >Physio >Clothing >Weapons [14:30] <`Eris> >type of person.. is it a soldier a citizen etc [14:31] <~Hebizuka> *You don't know for sure what this person is or does. It looks like they're armed similarly to a high ranking Soldier, but is not wearing the uniform of one.* [14:32] <`Eris> thats alot of guns [14:32] <`Eris> he looks as armed as i am [14:33] <~SU_Tempest> *The armed person turns.* [14:33] <~SU_Tempest> Person: And you are? [14:34] <`Eris> just someone.. are you a soldier perchance? [14:34] <~SU_Tempest> Person: If y'mean a Maze Soldier, no I'm not. [14:34] * `Eris sighs in relief [14:34] <`Eris> you'd be the worst soldier to fight with that much gear [14:35] <`Eris> names Eris, you? [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> Person: Haha. I guess. [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> !genhuman [14:35] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Human physio code: ] 2 - 11 - 2 - 8 - 7 - 2 - 8 - 7 - 4 - 11 [14:36] <~Hebizuka> *The person is a young adult, black female. She is gigantic, obese, has shoulder-length tinted gray hair, brown eyes, wears brass earrings, and has an unseen bullet wound on the right leg.* [14:37] <~SU_Tempest> Person: The name's Vicky, but I'm better known as "Viper". I may not look like it, but I'm a mercenary. Ya lookin' for a hired gun? [14:37] <`Eris> oh no i was just wondering why someone would be so geared up.. other than me but that makes sense [14:37] <~SU_Tempest> Person: You have some fancy armor right there. What're ya? [14:41] <`Eris> contestant i guess would be how to answer [14:41] <~SU_Tempest> Person: Hmmm. This is interesting, but it does explain your gear as well. Well then, I won't get in your way, 'lest you wanna hire me. [14:42] <`Eris> eh i have someone with me [14:42] <`Eris> though [14:42] <`Eris> you have one of those cellphones on ya? [14:43] <~SU_Tempest> Person: Nah, I'm afraid not. Not my style. [14:43] <`Eris> bah, battery on mine died and ive been looking to get my hands on another [14:44] <~SU_Tempest> Person: Try to ask in a workshop. Maybe they got some for sale. [14:44] <`Eris> ill do that [14:44] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [14:44] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 100 - Front door: 1827 - Right door: 2275 - Roomstyle: 216 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:44] * `Eris right door [14:46] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger, 70%. You are starving. Strength has dropped to 150% [-10]. Nutrition levels are dangerously low, please find food immediately. [14:47] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a storage area. There is an abandoned shipment in one of the boxes; it was never delivered, apparently...* [14:48] * `Eris stomach rumbles fucking loudly [14:48] * `Eris checks out the abandoned shipment [14:48] <~Hebizuka> =Shipment= [14:48] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .408 Chey Tac, 20 rounds [14:48] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.56x45mm NATO, 250 rounds [14:48] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .22 Long Rifle, 50 rounds [14:49] <`Eris> well [14:49] <~Hebizuka> "Ammunition shipment P5L2D0RN." [14:49] * `Eris takes the chey tac rounds [14:50] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 21* [14:50] <~Hebizuka> 61.31/65 [14:51] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [14:51] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 1628 - Front door: 3649 - Right door: 2694 - Roomstyle: 88 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:51] * `Eris left door [14:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun's stomach growls violently.* [14:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I feel weaaak... [14:54] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a set of stairs. You enter an electrical room... You see an object on the desk, next to the computer.* [14:54] <`Eris> i do too [14:54] * `Eris checks the object [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A .454 Casull pistol magazine. It doesn't fit any known standard firearm in the Mazes, but maybe it can fit something custom? [14:55] * `Eris stores it [14:56] <~Hebizuka> 62.31/65 [14:56] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [14:56] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 956 - Front door: 1858 - Right door: 4018 - Roomstyle: 125 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:56] * `Eris left door [14:58] <~Hebizuka> *A locker room. As usual, only one of the lockers has a lock on it, with the promise of something inside. You also spot an object on the floor.* [15:00] * `Eris checks out the object [15:00] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Red pill - Unidentified [15:01] * `Eris stores it [15:01] * `Eris ditches the pen [15:01] * `Eris re-equips stab again [15:02] <~Hebizuka> *Class 5 Short weapons swapped.* [15:02] <`Eris> sure why not try this thing [15:02] * `Eris uses the stabagain to slice open the lock [15:02] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [15:02] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [15:03] <~Hebizuka> *You destroy the lock effortlessly.* [15:03] <~Hebizuka> *You find something in the locker!* [15:03] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Cop hat - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [15:03] <`Eris> that was pointless [15:04] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [15:04] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 5871 - Front door: 3500 - Right door: 1999 - Roomstyle: 53 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:04] * `Eris right door [15:04] * `Eris parties like its 1999 [15:06] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into an outside area. Night-time forest; it's pitch dark in here. Your flashlight-bracelet may help you see what's ahead, if you wish to use it.* [15:07] * `Eris flips on bracelet [15:08] <~Hebizuka> *The light allows you to see there's ammo on the ground.* [15:08] * `Eris checks the ammo [15:08] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .50 BMG, 10 rounds [15:10] <`Eris> .. [15:10] <`Eris> wow [15:10] * `Eris stores it [15:11] <~Hebizuka> 62.41/65 [15:13] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [15:13] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 2232 - Front door: 161 - Right door: 2843 - Roomstyle: 180 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [15:13] * `Eris front door [15:17] <~Hebizuka> *A messy, featureless room. There is a fight that's about to start here, between two sides. On one side, a daitengu with a sniper rifle. On the other, a Maze Soldier with another sniper rifle, though it looks bigger and is modified.* [15:19] * `Eris grins [15:20] * `Eris sniper sniping the sniper [15:20] * `Eris FACE SHOT WITH BLACK ARROW [15:20] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [15:20] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [15:22] <~Hebizuka> *Except... Your Black Arrow did not shoot anything. It's empty!* [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ! [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: ...Ahahaha. You forgot to reload? You ain't getting the edge on me, sir! [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: No, but -I- will! [15:22] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn.* [15:23] <~Hebizuka> *Your ally imitates you, and uses her OSV-96 to aim at the Soldier's chest, down the PSO-1 scope...* [15:23] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [15:23] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [15:23] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: HURK [15:23] <~SU_Tempest> DTengu: ...This is by far the strangest fight I've ever seen [15:23] <~Hebizuka> *Jun's bullet had JUST enough energy to kill the Soldier.* [15:24] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [KBP OSV-96] Maze Soldier [15:24] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [15:25] <`Eris> ... [15:26] <`Eris> that was [15:26] * `Eris reloads quickly [15:26] <~Hebizuka> *You refill your magazine with spare ammunition. Reload magazine only, or top off the weapon?* [15:26] * `Eris tops off the weapon [15:27] <~Hebizuka> M93 Black Arrow named "White Arrow": +6 rounds [Ammo: 5+1/5] [15:27] <~Hebizuka> 12.7x108mm remaining: 13 [15:27] * `Eris runs up to the sniper and checks him out [15:27] <~SU_Tempest> DTengu: Well, um... Whoever you are, thanks. [15:27] <`Eris> no problem [15:27] <~Hebizuka> >Physio >Clothes >Weapons >LBE+Contents [15:28] <`Eris> >weapons [15:29] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - AI AWSM sniper rifle | .338 Lapua Magnum - AWSM box magazine (5+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + Silencer, 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [15:29] <`Eris> >LBE [15:29] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 0 units - Ammo pouch (4 units), Consumables pouch (3 units) [15:29] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Accuracy Intl. AWSM 5-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.05 [Ammo: 5/5] [15:29] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Purse - Value 15-150 P$ (1d136 +14) [15:30] * `Eris yank money [15:30] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 136 +14 [15:30] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 136 ] [ Rolls: 127 ] [ Total Score: 127 ] [15:31] <~SU_Tempest> *You find 141 P$.* [15:31] <~Hebizuka> *Total money carried 337 P$.* [15:32] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [15:32] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 1435 - Front door: 2105 - Right door: 1272 - Roomstyle: 73 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:32] * `Eris enters left door [15:33] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [15:34] <~Hebizuka> *You land into a swamproom, making a splash in the horrible foul water. You do see a waterproof box floating there. There might be something inside.* [15:35] * `Eris opens the box [15:35] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Lunch box. 5d5 [15:36] <`Eris> jun [15:36] <`Eris> come here [15:36] <`Eris> and eat with me [15:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What did you find? [15:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OMIGOD FOOD [15:36] <`Eris> FOOD! [15:36] * `Eris gives her 3 servings [15:37] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun eats her 3 portions.* [15:37] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 5 [15:37] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 5 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [15:37] * `Eris devours his [15:37] <`Eris> !mdice 2 5 [15:37] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 5 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [15:37] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger fell to 70% [15:37] <~SU_Tempest> *It didn't seem to calm down your state of starvation, but it will help surviving for now.* [15:38] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [15:38] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 5735 - Front door: 5052 - Right door: 2085 - Roomstyle: 203 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [15:38] * `Eris left door [15:41] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You see a dead body on the floor, next to a blueprint.* [15:44] * `Eris checks the blueprint [15:44] <~Hebizuka> "Level 1, BrassK, 15 Metal, 0 Wood, 0 Plastic" [15:48] <~Hebizuka> *What to do?* [15:48] * `Eris checks out the dead body [15:48] <~Hebizuka> *Apparently, it's a dead mercenary.* [15:48] <~Hebizuka> >Physio >Clothes >Weapons >LBE+Contents [15:49] <`Eris> >weapons [15:50] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons and related= [15:50] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Beretta ARX-160 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - STANAG magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto + Silencer, EOTech 512 reflex sight. Weight: 14 [Ammo: 30/30] [15:50] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Beretta 92FS pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Beretta 92 series magazine (15+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [Ammo: 15/15] [15:50] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - MkIIIA2 high-explosive grenade. May damage targets with explosive power. Weight: 3/item [15:50] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Kizlyar DV-2 knife - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 3 [15:50] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Handgear: Fingerless gloves. Protects the wearer's hands with a Hardskin AC. Weight: 1 [15:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Wow... that's a lot of equipment [15:54] * `Eris takes the handgear [15:54] * `Eris takes the explosive grenade [15:55] * `Eris scavenges his beretta for ammo [15:55] * `Eris the 92FS to be specific [16:00] <~Hebizuka> *Replace your current handgear (Fist wraps)?* [16:00] <`Eris> yes [16:01] <~Hebizuka> *You drop the fist wraps and wear the fingerless gloves.* [16:01] <~Hebizuka> *Class 4 weapon equipped. (4/4)* [16:01] <~Hebizuka> *Beretta 92 series 15-rd magazine taken.* [16:02] <~Hebizuka> 63.3/65 [16:05] * `Eris checks out his LBE [16:07] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] IIFS LBE - Capacity 15 units - Ammo pouch (4 units) [16:07] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Beretta 92 series 15-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.15 [Ammo: 15/15] [16:07] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Beretta 92 series 15-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.15 [Ammo: 15/15] [16:07] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: STANAG 30-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.3 [Ammo: 30/30] [16:07] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: STANAG 30-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.3 [Ammo: 30/30] [16:08] * `Eris grabs the 2 92 series mags [16:13] <~Hebizuka> *You now carry a total of 10 full Beretta 92 series 15-rd mags.* [16:13] <~Hebizuka> 64.6/65 [16:15] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [16:15] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 4321 - Front door: 3611 - Right door: 4384 - Roomstyle: 146 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [16:15] * `Eris front door [16:16] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a washitsu. A jorougumo lives here, and is watching TV on the small set.* [16:17] <~Hebizuka> *Apparently the jorougumo is knitting. How fitting.* [16:18] * `Eris sneaks by' [16:18] <~Hebizuka> *You can sneak away from the Jorougumo, but Jun still needs to roll.* [16:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Jun slip past [16:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [16:18] <~Hebizuka> *She's as stealthy as a shadow, and follows without disturbing the youkai.* [16:20] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [16:20] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 1257 - Roomstyle: 187 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [16:20] * `Eris slips through [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 9 [16:21] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 9 ] [ Rolls: 7 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [16:22] <~Hebizuka> *You arrive at the entrance of a Death Faction barracks. The entrance is guarded by two DF Soldiers, both of which carry assault rifles.* [16:24] <`Eris> you wanna go through and slaughter these soldiers? [16:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm hungrryyyy... [16:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Can you eat a Soldier? ;-; [16:25] <`Eris> .. [16:25] <`Eris> we could try [16:25] <`Eris> im willing to [16:26] * `Eris pulls berettas [16:26] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol1: ...when they had that SUPER SWEET CHICKEN SALE the other day. [16:26] * `Eris face aims at the two DF soldiers [16:26] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: Oh man, that's awesome. Chicken for half price? [16:26] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol1: Fuck yeah. [16:26] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol1: I could give you that shop's phone number if you wanted. [16:26] * `Eris each gun pointed at a different soldier each gun fires twice [16:26] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol2: Sure. [16:26] <`Eris> !mdice 4 6 [16:26] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 15 ] [16:26] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol1: Hang on, gotta reach a paper and a pen-- [16:27] <~Hebizuka> *Pshew pshew pshew pshew.* [16:27] <~Hebizuka> *Scores: 8 and 7. FT: 4 -1 +1 (4). You effortlessly take down both soldiers.* [16:27] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9] DF Soldier #1 /H\ [16:27] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9] DF Soldier #2 /H\ [16:29] * `Eris goes through the soldiers things [16:30] <~Hebizuka> >Clothes >Weapons >LBE+contents [16:31] <`Eris> >lbe contents [16:32] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 2x 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 0 units - Ammo pouch (4 units), Consumables pouch (3 units) [16:32] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K G11K2 45-round magazine. Weight: 2+0.45 [Ammo: 45/45] [16:32] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG SG 20-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.2 [Ammo: 20/20] [16:32] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [16:32] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [16:34] * `Eris grabs money packs [16:35] <`Eris> >weapons [16:35] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 226 +48 [16:35] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 226 ] [ Rolls: 186 153 ] [ Total Score: 339 ] [16:35] <~SU_Tempest> *You grab a total of 387 P$.* [16:35] <~Hebizuka> *Total money carried 724 P$.* [16:36] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K G11K2 assault rifle | 4.7x33mm Caseless - G11 magazine (45+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto + Non-removable reflex sight. Weight: 14 [16:36] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - SIG Sauer SG550 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - SG magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [16:37] * `Eris removes stored weapon on sling [16:37] * `Eris and all ammo for it [16:37] <~Hebizuka> *You drop the SAKO TRG-42.* [16:37] * `Eris slings the G11K2 [16:37] <~Hebizuka> *You had no compatible ammo nor magazine for the TRG-42.* [16:37] * `Eris grabs the extra G11K2 Mag [16:38] <~Hebizuka> *G11K2 slung on the backpack!* [16:38] <~Hebizuka> *WARNING: It's a little heavy to carry all of this. (67.05/65) Continue anyway?* [16:38] * `Eris dumps 2 condoms [16:39] <~Hebizuka> *It's still a bit hard. (65.05/65).* [16:39] * `Eris drops another [16:39] <~Hebizuka> 64.05/65 [16:39] <`Eris> actually [16:40] * `Eris ditches the annaconda [16:40] * `Eris takes condoms [16:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Already trying to bite the arm of one of the dead soldiers. Unsuccessfully.* 'un'rryyy... [16:40] <~Hebizuka> *You drop the Colt Anaconda and take back your condoms.* [16:40] <`Eris> lets see if i have a way to make fire [16:40] <~Hebizuka> 62.05/65 [16:42] <`Eris> damn i dont think we can [16:42] <`Eris> mayvbe one of them have a phone inside [16:42] <`Eris> we can call for food [16:42] <`Eris> :3 [16:42] * `Eris enters into the next room [16:44] <~Hebizuka> *You enter the DF Barracks... [16:53] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a general living area, where four DF Soldiers are waiting. Since you made silent kills last rooms, they're not alerted and go on with their activities (one is watching TV, one is reading a book and the last two are chatting.) They carry, respectively, a sniper rifle, an assault rifle, a shotgun, and a battle rifle.* [16:56] * `Eris present barettas and goes for all face shots shooting twice for each soldier [16:56] <`Eris> !mdice 8 6 [16:56] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 8 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 2 5 4 5 2 3 ] [ Total Score: 26 ] [16:58] <~Hebizuka> *For both guns: FT 4 -1 +2 (5). Right hand gun scores: 5, 7. Left hand gun scores: 9, 5.* [16:58] <~Hebizuka> *With 4 misses and 4 hits, you score 2 kills, both via headshot.* [16:58] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9] DF Soldier #2 /H\ [16:58] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Beretta M9] DF Soldier #4 /H\ [16:59] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [16:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: DING DONG, MOTHERFUCKERS, DING DONG!! [17:00] <`Eris> HI IM HERE TO MEET OUT DIVINE JUSTICE [17:00] <~Hebizuka> *She raises her MP5/10, and fires a burst of 6 shots at each remaining Soldier, making good use of HER own reflex sight!* [17:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 6 Jun [17:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 2 5 1 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [17:01] <~Hebizuka> *FT 5 -1 (4). Scores: 6, 7. Jun successfully guns down (silently!) the remaining soldiers, though her LOUD reference to the Boondock Saints II was probably heard by the entirety of the Barracks.* [17:01] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [H&K MP5/10A3] DF Soldier #1 [17:01] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [H&K MP5/10A3] DF Soldier #3 [17:01] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [17:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Whooo~! [17:02] <`Eris> nice [17:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: See? I got your back~ [17:03] * `Eris scavanges through their shit [17:05] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing >Weapons >LBE+contents [17:06] <`Eris> >weapons [17:06] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons and related= [17:06] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Springfield M1903A4 sniper rifle | .30-06 Springfield - Internal magazine (5 rounds) - Bolt-action + M84 2.2x scope. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 5/5] [17:06] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov AK-12 (74) assault rifle | 5.45x39mm - AK-74 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [Ammo: 29+1/30] [17:06] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Benelli Nova shotgun | 12 gauge - Internal tube (4+1 rounds) - Pump-action. Weight: 14 [Ammo: 3+1/4, 4x Slug] [17:06] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Rheinmetall FG42 battle rifle | 7.92x57mm Mauser - FG42 magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 19+1/20] [17:07] <`Eris> SLUGS! [17:07] * `Eris attacks the shotgun and empties it of slugs [17:07] <~Hebizuka> *Four more 12 gauge slugs are extracted out of the shotgun.* [17:07] <~Hebizuka> *There's now 8 lying on thefloor.* [17:08] * `Eris stores them all [17:09] <`Eris> >LBE contents [17:10] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [17:10] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 4x 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 0 units - Ammo pouch (4 units), Consumables pouch (3 units) [17:10] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .30-06 Springfield, 5 rounds [17:10] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: AK-74 family; AK-74 30-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.3 [Ammo: 30/30] [17:10] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, slug, 4 rounds (<= ALREADY TAKEN) [17:10] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: FG42 20-round magazine. Weight: 2+0.2 [Ammo: 20/20] [17:10] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - 4x Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [17:10] <~Hebizuka> 62.13/65 [17:11] * `Eris grab cash [17:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 226 +96 [17:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 226 ] [ Rolls: 109 149 223 138 ] [ Total Score: 619 ] [17:12] <~SU_Tempest> *You grab a total of 715 P$.* [17:12] <~Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1439 P$.* [17:13] * `Eris looks around for other stuff specificly PHONES [17:14] <~Hebizuka> *None of the soldiers had phones, they were all Privates.* [17:16] * `Eris enters next room [17:20] <~Hebizuka> *You enter into a storage room. There are two Maze Snipers waiting here. They were alerted by Jun's screaming of movie quotes earlier, so they already took cover.* [17:20] <~Hebizuka> @cover [17:20] <EliasBot> A dishwasher. (75%, Kev-3) [17:20] <~Hebizuka> *They're both hidden behind a dishwasher.* [17:21] <`Eris> dammit [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...dammit! [17:21] <`Eris> . [17:21] <`Eris> :3 [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun glances at you.* [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What do we do? [17:23] * `Eris pulls RGD pulls the pin and tosses it behind the dishwasher [17:23] <`Eris> we make them go boom [17:23] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [17:23] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [17:23] <~Hebizuka> *+1 score, total 7.* [17:24] <~Hebizuka> *The grenade bounces and explodes near the dishwasher. Far-hit!* [17:24] <~SU_Tempest> !MfragRGF [17:24] <~SU_Tempest> !MfragRGD [17:24] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] Frag shrapnel: 13 [17:25] <~Hebizuka> *The blast damages both Snipers and the dishwasher alike. The blast alone sent the soldiers on their backs, gasping for air...* [17:26] <~Hebizuka> *The thirteen shrapnel ripped through and destroyed that dishwasher like there was no tomorrow, though they only hit the dishwasher.* [17:26] <`Eris> you can handle the rest right? [17:26] <~SU_Tempest> Sniper1: Oh gods.. [17:26] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [17:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Umm, uhh... Quick, I need a corny line to snap... [17:27] <`Eris> dont [17:27] <`Eris> just shoot them [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I KNOW! [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: HEY, SNIPERS? KNOCK KNOCK! [17:27] <~Hebizuka> *Jun brings up her MP5/10 and fires her M203PI grenade launcher at the first sniper.* [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [17:27] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [17:27] <~Hebizuka> *Close-hit!* [17:28] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:28] <EliasBot> [BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts) [17:28] <~Hebizuka> *The blast shook HARD both snipers. In fact, the grenade killed them both.* [17:28] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [M203PI] Maze Sniper #1 [17:28] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [M203PI] Maze Sniper #2 [17:28] * `Eris approches them and checks out their shit [17:29] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [17:29] <`Eris> >weapons [17:30] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - AI AWSM sniper rifle | .338 Lapua Magnum - AWSM box magazine (5+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + Silencer, 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 4+1/5] [17:30] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Remington M40 sniper rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - Internal magazine (5 rounds) - Bolt-action + Silencer, 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 5/5] [17:32] * `Eris digs in LBEs [17:33] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 2x RM22SF LBE - Capacity 35 units - Ammo pouch (6 units) [17:33] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Accuracy Intl. AWSM 5-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.05 [Ammo: 5/5] [17:33] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.62x51mm NATO, 5 rounds [17:33] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - 2x Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [17:33] * `Eris grabs the money [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 226 +48 [17:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 226 ] [ Rolls: 144 163 ] [ Total Score: 307 ] [17:34] <~SU_Tempest> *You grab yourself nice loot again, earning 355 P$.* [17:34] <~Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1794 P$.* [17:34] * `Eris enters the last room [17:38] * `Eris enters the 4th room* [17:38] * `Eris enters the 3rd room* [17:40] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a TV room, where two DF Sergeants would have been found relaxing if they weren't on alert. But they are. They both carry assault rifles, and are behind cover.* [17:40] <~Hebizuka> @cover [17:40] <EliasBot> A kevlar-coated crate (75%, Kev-3, SUPER STRONG) [17:43] * `Eris throws M67 [17:43] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [17:43] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 4 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [17:44] <~Hebizuka> *+1 to score, total 7.* [17:44] <~SU_Tempest> !MfragM67 [17:44] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] Frag shrapnel: 10 [17:46] <~Hebizuka> *The blast shakes the crate and puts the Sergeants on the floor, out of surprise. But the shrapnel are doing most of the magic, ripping half of the crate and tearing down the opponents' protection.* [17:46] <~Hebizuka> *Said crate IS still standing, but it looks much easier to destroy now.* [17:46] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [17:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: think, think, think... [17:46] <`Eris> your turn again jun~ [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...I have the best idea; [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIS! Do you trust me? [17:47] <`Eris> absolutely [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Then, WATCH! [17:48] <~Hebizuka> *Jun takes out one of her C4 charges, and RUNS towards the Sergeants, ignoring any and all safety. She jumps above their cover, and plants the charge on the first Sergeant's chest.* [17:48] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hello ~ [17:48] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt1: What the-- [17:48] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt2: FOR THE LOVE OF THE COLONEL SHOOT HER! [17:48] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [17:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh shit oh shit oh shit *Runs quickly back towards you...* [17:49] <~Hebizuka> *But the Sergeants aren't going to pass up the occasion to take pot shots.* [17:49] <`Eris> hey [17:49] <`Eris> if you guys dont shoot [17:49] <`Eris> and give up [17:49] <`Eris> i wont detonate that [17:49] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt1: KILL THEM BOTH BEFORE THEY BLOW THAT THING UP! [17:49] <`Eris> other wise you might wound us [17:49] <~Hebizuka> *The first brings up their assault rifle and fires a burst of three shots at Jun.* [17:49] <`Eris> maybe [17:50] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:50] <`Eris> .. [17:50] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right leg [17:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [17:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [17:50] <`Eris> they never listen [17:51] <~Hebizuka> *Jun crashes on the floor as she takes three bullets in the right leg. Thankfully for those leg pads! It still hurts her like a bitch.* Pain: 42% [+42] - Legs addon: 3.97/4 [-0.03 dmg] [17:51] <~SU_Tempest> DFSgt2: I ain't letting the other dude use that detonator... [17:51] <~Hebizuka> *Second sergeant brings up his own rifle and fires two bursts at you, for a total of 4 shots.* [17:51] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:51] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right shoulder [17:51] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [17:51] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [17:52] <~Hebizuka> *As if you were an anti-magnet, bullets seem to miss you completely.* [17:52] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1...* [17:52] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [17:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: THE DETONATOR! QUICK! [17:52] * `Eris press button [17:53] <~Hebizuka> *KBOOM* [17:53] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [17:53] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [17:53] <~Hebizuka> *The powerful blast sends both Soldiers packing in Hell. The first one, the one who had been strapped the charge to, is completely blown away. Both have been killed.* [17:54] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [C4 charge] DF Sergeant #1 [17:54] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [C4 charge] DF Sergeant #2 [17:54] <~Hebizuka> *As an added bonus, their crate is also destroyed.* [17:55] * `Eris checks out their stuff [17:55] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing >Weapons >LBE+Contents [17:55] <`Eris> >weapons [17:56] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - FN Herstal FNC assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - STANAG magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [Ammo: 26+1/30] [17:56] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - SIG Sauer P239 pistol | .40 S&W - P239 magazine (7+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [Ammo: 6+1/7] [17:56] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH AN-94 Abakan assault rifle | 5.45x39mm - AK-74 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst2/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [Ammo: 25+1/30] [17:56] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Savage Arms Model 1907 pistol | .32 ACP - M1907 magazine (10+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [Ammo: 9+1/10] [17:58] * `Eris digs in LBEs [17:59] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [17:59] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 2x IIFS LBE - Capacity 15 units - Ammo pouch (4 units) [17:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: STANAG 30-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.3 [Ammo: 30/30] [17:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG P239 7-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.07 [Ammo: 7/7] [17:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: AK-74 family; AK-74 30-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.3 [Ammo: 30/30] [17:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1907 10-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.1 [Ammo: 10/10] [17:59] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - 2x Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [17:59] <~Hebizuka> [Key item] Mobile phone x2 [17:59] <~Hebizuka> [Item] Mobile phone battery [6/6] [17:59] <~Hebizuka> [Item] Mobile phone battery [6/6] [17:59] * `Eris takes batteries [17:59] * `Eris removes batteries from the phones too [17:59] <~Hebizuka> *The batteries were already removed.* [17:59] * `Eris oh [17:59] * `Eris grabs the money [17:59] <~Hebizuka> *You remove the dead battery from your phone, and insert a new fresh one. You spare the extra one.* [18:00] <`Eris> hey look i can call for food [18:00] <`Eris> lets finish this place up first [18:00] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 226 +48 [18:00] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 226 ] [ Rolls: 56 225 ] [ Total Score: 281 ] [18:00] * `Eris hands jun the detonator [18:00] <~SU_Tempest> *You grab 329 P$.* [18:00] <`Eris> give me the C4 [18:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Okay! [18:01] <`Eris> if you have any left [18:01] * `Eris equips the 2 he has [18:01] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun takes your detonator and gives you her one remaining block of C4.* [18:01] * `Eris equips it [18:01] <~SU_Tempest> *You have space only for one more.* [18:02] <~SU_Tempest> *Current Class 4 weapons: C4 charge x3, MkIIIA2 grenade x1* [18:02] * `Eris spares it [18:02] <~Hebizuka> *Swapped a MkIIIA2 for a C4 charge.* [18:02] * `Eris no no i spared the c4 charge [18:03] <~Hebizuka> *Swapped a C4 charge for a MkIIIA2.* [18:03] <~Hebizuka> 63.99/65 [18:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hooray~ [18:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Do we keep going? [18:05] <`Eris> yep [18:05] * `Eris marches forward [18:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Ow man... he got my leg... thankfully I got those pads but it hurts... [18:09] <`Eris> yeah i know [18:09] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bedroom. This is the bedroom of a DF Lieutenant, who heard the ruckus as well. The Lieutenant took cover as well, and is armed with a shotgun.* [18:09] <~Hebizuka> @cover [18:09] <EliasBot> No cover at all! [18:09] <~Hebizuka> *Well, he would be taking cover if he had anything to take cover with.* [18:09] <`Eris> (hes fucked) [18:09] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Please, I don't know who you are, but cease those killings immediately! [18:10] <`Eris> im sure those youkai have asked the same thing [18:10] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: What are you talking about? I haven't done any youkai killings! [18:10] <`Eris> not personally maybe but the death faction as a whole has [18:11] <`Eris> tell ya what [18:11] <`Eris> drop all your weapons take off your uniform and run off [18:11] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Sir, I'm not responsible for the actions of the other platoons... I lead my own with honor. [18:11] <`Eris> and i wont kill you [18:11] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: No sir, I won't do that! But if you would please calm down, we can settle this without shooting any round. [18:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... hey Eris, maybe we should listen to him...? [18:11] <`Eris> ok ill listen to you [18:11] <~SU_Tempest> *The lieutenant lowers his weapon.* [18:12] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Why are you here and why have you been killing my men and women? [18:12] <`Eris> the doors brought me here [18:12] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: ...and perhaps futa and otoko. I don't keep track. [18:12] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Why did you kill them? [18:12] <`Eris> because the death faction keeps trying to kill me [18:12] <`Eris> along with the maze millitary [18:13] <`Eris> ive stopped discriminating [18:13] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: I doubt that, unless you side with people who want to take us down, any of our men would shoot at you without reason. [18:13] <`Eris> im a contestant.. good enough for you? [18:13] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: ... [18:14] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: All right, this makes it more difficult, indeed... Look, I'm sure something can be done peacefully, all right? Just let me call my superior, and we'll arrange something. [18:14] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun nervously grips her OSV-96...* [18:14] <`Eris> you seem to actually want peace [18:14] <`Eris> so ill trust you [18:14] <~SU_Tempest> *The Lieutenant pulls out his mobile phone and dials a number...* [18:15] <`Eris> oh by the way if you do something that might betrya the trust im showing you im armed with 4 blocks of C4 that i can detonate. [18:16] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Captain Berk? This is Lt. Alves... Can we come into your office? I have, uhh... I've "caught" a contestant. I thought you might want to -- [18:16] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: ...yes.. he is armed. To the teeth. So is his girlfriend. Yeah. [18:16] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Yeah? ... Can we arrange something? [18:16] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: ... ... [18:16] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: ... very well, Captain... [18:17] <~SU_Tempest> * [18:17] <~SU_Tempest> *The lieutenant's face turned pale.* [18:17] <`Eris> he told you to kill me yes? [18:17] <~SU_Tempest> *He hangs up.* [18:17] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Yes... [18:17] <`Eris> well ill alter my previous offer [18:17] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: I didn't want to come to this, but... [18:17] <`Eris> just put up your weapons and leave [18:17] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Come with me. Today, I'm promoted Captain. [18:18] <`Eris> .. [18:18] <`Eris> ahahaha [18:18] <~SU_Tempest> *The Lieutenant pumps his shotgun and invites you to follow him. [18:18] * `Eris nods and follows [18:22] <~Hebizuka> *You enter the Captain's office, which is actually just a TV room with a desk. The TV is on (@whatsonTV) and the Captain is eagerly waiting for their subordinate.* [18:22] <~Hebizuka> @cover [18:22] <EliasBot> A wall. (100%, Kev-4, STRONG) [18:22] <~Hebizuka> *Behind a wall.* [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Captain? I've brought the contestant and his girlfriend. [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> DFCpt: Didn't I say I wanted them DEAD? [18:22] * `Eris acts like hes cuffed [18:22] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: You did, sir. [18:23] <~SU_Tempest> DFCpt: THEN WHY THE HELL ARE THEY NOT DEAD? [18:23] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Because, sir, with all due respect, because fuck you. You're going to die. [18:23] <~SU_Tempest> DFCpt: TRAITOR! TREACHERY! ALERT! [18:23] <~Hebizuka> *The Lieutenant is siding with you in this battle. It's your turn.* [18:25] <`Eris> .. [18:25] * `Eris pulls the stabagain out gripping it [18:26] * `Eris suddenly sprints around the corner of the wall and leaps aiming to stab the captain in the eye socket.. actually both of them [18:26] <`Eris> !mdice 4 6 [18:26] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 19 ] [18:27] <~SU_Tempest> DFCpt: AAAARRGHHH! AAAUUUGGHH [18:28] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4 -1 +2 (5). You gouge both of the captain's eyes out, and you're not going at it surgically either.* [18:28] <~Hebizuka> *Though he would be dead with just that, the Captain desperately clings to life for a few last seconds, while yelling his lungs out in pain.* [18:28] <~Hebizuka> *The Lieutenant slowly steps towards his now ex-superior.* [18:29] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: You know... You gave me the idea of using flechette in my shotgun rather than buckshot. [18:29] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: This is my thanks for inciting your lieutenants to use brutal tactics. [18:29] <~Hebizuka> *He pokes the Captain's forehead with his shotgun, and presses the trigger.* [18:30] <`Eris> .. heh [18:30] <`Eris> I like you [18:30] <~Hebizuka> *KBOOM. The results are predictable and gruesome enough that they don't warrant a description.* [18:30] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium (and Lieutenant Aves) [Stabagain] DF Captain (T) [B] [18:30] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium (and Lieutenant Aves) [Stabagain] DF Captain [18:30] * `Eris begins scavenging the captains body :3 [18:30] <`Eris> let me add insult to injury by robbing you blind now~ [18:31] * `Eris cackles at his bad joke [18:31] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Haha. [18:31] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *groan* [18:33] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing >Weapons >LBE+contents [18:33] <`Eris> >clothing [18:34] <~Hebizuka> *A standard DF Soldier's uniform, plus Kevlar arm pads and Kevlar leg pads. Detail the list?* [18:34] <`Eris> yes [18:34] <`Eris> >rather no [18:34] <`Eris> >weapons [18:34] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons and related= [18:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M4A1 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - STANAG magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto + EOTech 512 reflex sight. Weight: 14 [Ammo: 29+1/30] [18:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Ruger Redhawk revolver | .45 Colt - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 5 [Ammo: 6/6] [18:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - 2x M7A3 tear gas grenades. FT+2 and +7% Pain/turn for 3 turns. CRITFAIL affects user, FAIL nulls effect, CRITWIN stuns target 1 turn. Weight: 3/item [18:34] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: KA-BAR knife - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 3 [18:36] * `Eris takes the tear gas grenades [18:36] <~SU_Tempest> *No space for them. Place in backpack?* [18:37] * `Eris spare them [18:38] <~Hebizuka> *Actually, it's a little heavy to carry all of this... (69.99/65) Continue anyway?* [18:40] * `Eris throws out all condoms [18:41] <~Hebizuka> 63.99/65 [18:41] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: By the way, sir... What's your name? *at you* [18:41] <`Eris> Eris Lilium [18:42] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: All right, Eris... I have never seen you, and this poor Captain's death is the result of an unfortunate attack at the Barracks. All right? [18:42] <`Eris> Fair enough.. [18:42] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Though... Before you leave, I found that in the cap's office, so take it. [18:42] <`Eris> hmm? [18:43] * `Eris examines what hes talking about [18:43] <~Hebizuka> [Key item] A Death Faction patch badge. Serves as a proof that you went through a DF Barracks successfully. [18:43] * `Eris grabs it [18:43] * `Eris checks the captains LBE [18:43] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Don't be a stranger, aight? I won't forget you. We ain't all bad. [18:43] <`Eris> when i take down the GM's ill remember you [18:43] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Heh. Good luck. [18:43] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] PLCE LBE/backpack - Capacity 50 units - Ammo pouch (6 units), Consumables pouch (6 units) [18:43] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: STANAG 30-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.3 [Ammo: 30/30] [18:43] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Ruger Redhawk 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.5+0.06 [Ammo: 6/6] [18:43] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [18:43] <~Hebizuka> [Key item] Mobile phone [18:43] <~Hebizuka> [Item] Mobile phone battery [6/6] [18:44] * `Eris grabs money and battery [18:44] <`Eris> You too [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 226 +24 [18:44] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 226 ] [ Rolls: 124 ] [ Total Score: 124 ] [18:44] <`Eris> we'll need it to reform this place [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun catches that bag of money and pockets it for herself.* [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You never share! u_u [18:44] <`Eris> neither do you [18:44] <`Eris> >.> [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: So _I_ am taking these 148 P$. [18:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: But you have more than me! *pouts* [18:44] <`Eris> ok ok take it [18:45] <`Eris> i was going to spend it on food for all of us anyway [18:45] <~Hebizuka> *Ally now carries 333 P$.* [18:45] <~Hebizuka> 64.99/65 [18:45] <~Hebizuka> *3 doors ahead.* [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> DFLt: Quick, leave. [18:45] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [18:45] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 1835 - Front door: 4267 - Right door: 2368 - Roomstyle: 71 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [18:45] * `Eris takes the left door [18:46] <~Hebizuka> *A scullery, with its many dishwashers. There's nothing here, apparently.* [18:46] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger, 80%. Nutrition levels critical. [18:47] <`Eris> ... [18:47] <`Eris> hey jun do you remember what that number was [18:47] * `Eris falls to one knee hungry as hell [18:47] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: 5... 5-something-- OH GOD ARE YOU OKAY? [18:47] <`Eris> so hungry [18:47] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I uh, uh I think it's 5-GET-FOOD... [18:48] * `Eris dials that [18:48] <~SU_Tempest> *Dialing... 5-438-3663...* [18:49] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: You have reached the unified food service number. Press 1 to call delicatessen, or 2 for restaurants. [18:49] * `Eris dials 1 [18:50] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: The nearest deli is located in room 1991. Would you like to bring the shopkeeper to your calling room? [18:50] <`Eris> yes [18:51] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: Please wait 2d6 turns for the shopkeeper to arrive. You will be charged 150% for all food purchased. Thank you for using the Unified food service number! [18:51] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [18:51] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [18:51] <~SU_Tempest> *7 turns until the food merchant arrives. Wait?* [18:51] * `Eris waits [18:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Battery: 5/6* [18:51] <~SU_Tempest> *7 turns pass...* [18:52] <`Eris> uuuughh [18:52] <~SU_Tempest> *A food merchant enters the room!* [18:52] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Here here here, I'm here! Hello there! [18:52] <`Eris> ahh.. s-sorry to bother you [18:52] * `Eris stumbles to get up [18:52] <`Eris> what all do you have.. [18:52] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Oh, boy, are you okay? [18:52] <`Eris> so hungry [18:53] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: My list of wares is coming, sir. Hang in there, you'll eat. [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Ginger. 1d5 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Cheeseburger. 1d55 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Blackberries. 1d4 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Gambas. 3d4 - Bad breath for 6 turns [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Black forest cake. 1d64 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Pizza (entire). 8d10 (A "stack" of 8 pizza slices, weighs only 1 unit.) [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Caramel candy. 1d7 - Strength+10% for 3 turns [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Artichoke. 1d4 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Kumquat. 1d3 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Coconut. 1d6 - Laxative [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Grilled eel. 1d8 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Sundae. 1d40 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Cup of coffee. 1d9 - Strength+10%, Alertness increase for 10 turns [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Kiwifruit. 1d5 - Laxative [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Sole. 1d12 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Sandwich. 1d15 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of champagne. 4d5 - Inebriation +4d6 per portion [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Can of energy drink. 1d50 - Strength+10%, Alertness increase for 15 turns [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Salad burger. 1d12 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Bacon slice. 3d3 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - 280 gram burger (10 oz). 1d66 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Mussels. 4d2 [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of beer. 3d6 - Inebriation +4d6 per portion [18:53] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Box of nuggets (20). 20d4 [18:55] <`Eris> i want the cheeseburger, the cake, the pizza, the sundae, the energy drink ,the 280 gram burger, and box of nuggets [18:58] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Actually, when was your last meal, sir? [18:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: We haven't eaten in three days... [18:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Both of us... [18:58] <`Eris> argh [18:59] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Oh, my goodness. Forget about the price markup. Actually, I'm even going to give you the nuggets for free. All right? All I ask for is 2000 P$. Just to cover my expenses. It's not even enough to do that, but... fuck it, I wanna be nice today. [18:59] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Can you at least pay me two thousand for this much food? [19:00] <`Eris> we should be able too [19:00] * `Eris digs into his bags [19:00] <~Hebizuka> *You carry 2186 P$.* [19:00] * `Eris puts up 2000 [19:00] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Thank you very much, sir. Here, have at it. Please feel better. [19:01] <`Eris> i very much appriciate it [19:01] <`Eris> jun come over here.. tonight we dine on pizza [19:02] * `Eris flips open the pizzabox [19:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...itadakimasu [19:03] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun is crying in joy in front of all of this.* [19:03] * `Eris splits the pizza directly in half with jun [19:03] <~SU_Tempest> *4 portions for each of you.* [19:04] * `Eris yes [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Eat 4 portions now?* [19:04] * `Eris yes [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 10 [19:04] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 10 ] [ Rolls: 9 10 10 6 ] [ Total Score: 35 ] [19:04] <~SU_Tempest> *This is the BEST tasting pizza you EVER ATE.* [19:04] <`Eris> THIS FUCKING PIZZA [19:05] <`Eris> *OMGNOMGDVNBKSGDFNBJGDSBNH* [19:05] <~SU_Tempest> *You're still hungry, but by far less. You're not starving anymore.* [19:05] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Strength: 160% [+10] [19:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun chows down on her pizza slices.* [19:05] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 4 10 Jun [19:05] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 10 ] [ Rolls: 7 10 3 8 ] [ Total Score: 28 ] [19:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: oooh my goodness... [19:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I WANT MORE [19:05] * `Eris splits teh nuggets [19:06] <~SU_Tempest> *10 for each?* [19:06] * `Eris yes [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> *Eat now?* [19:07] * `Eris yes [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 10 4 You [19:07] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 10 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 4 4 1 3 2 1 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 31 ] [19:08] <~SU_Tempest> *And those are among the BEST nuggets ever.* [19:08] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 10 4 Jun [19:08] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 10 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 3 1 2 4 2 3 4 2 ] [ Total Score: 26 ] [19:08] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger fell to 21%. [19:08] <`Eris> phew [19:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh man, I feel SO much better... [19:09] <`Eris> i could eat more but [19:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... Oh oh OH [19:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ERIIIIS [19:09] <`Eris> we want food for later [19:09] <`Eris> what? [19:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Please please pleaaase, Eris please? *shiny eyed* [19:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Can I eat the sundae PLEASE [19:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: It's like my absolute favorite dessert eveeeerrrr [19:09] <`Eris> .. only if you do something for me [19:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...What is it? [19:10] <`Eris> come kiss me~ [19:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [19:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Okay. [19:10] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun pushes you on the floor, forcing you on your back. Then kisses you with tongue.* [19:11] * `Eris kisses back [19:11] <`Eris> mm~ [19:11] <`Eris> ok ok you can have it [19:11] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun now pulls away and snatches the sundae.* [19:11] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 40 Jun [19:11] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 40 ] [ Rolls: 35 ] [ Total Score: 35 ] [19:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *burp~ [19:12] <`Eris> ... [19:12] * `Eris falls over laughing [19:12] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...I feel totally better! I haven't eaten like that in... ever. [19:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Heeey, stop mocking me! [19:13] <`Eris> im not [19:13] <`Eris> i just didnt expect it at all [19:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun playfully pounces.* [19:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Then hugs, then decides to take a cat nap right there.* [19:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: zzz~... let's rest! [19:14] * `Eris smiles and pets her hair softly snuggling up to her tightly [19:14] <`Eris> ok [19:14] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [19:16] <~Hebizuka> 191 rooms, 56 kills, 2 SEs, 5 missions, 1 Amulet, 519 P$, 0 Runs [19:16] <~Hebizuka> Progress [19:17] <~Hebizuka> +30 rooms, +19 kills, 1 mission, +170 P$ [19:17] <~Hebizuka> Score [19:18] <~Hebizuka> 373 points [+80] [19:18] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 12th [+1] [19:18] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats [19:18] <~Hebizuka> Shots 14/18 [19:18] <~Hebizuka> Melee 2/2 [19:18] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 2/2 [19:20] <~Hebizuka> Today's accuracy: 82% [19:20] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats [19:21] <~Hebizuka> Shots 99/118 [19:21] <~Hebizuka> Melee 12/15 [19:21] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 2/2 [19:21] <~Hebizuka> All-time accuracy: 84% (113/135) [19:21] <~Hebizuka> Checking for new awards... [19:22] <~Hebizuka> You've been recommended for two new awards! [19:23] <~Hebizuka> You have been awarded the Combat Experience Medal *50 kills reached* [19:23] <~Hebizuka> You have been awarded the Headshots Medal *30 headshots reached*