Log:Game 146 (Meta, no ontology)

[23:28] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. Welcome back in the Mazes! This is your second run's start and you're now attempting Contract Missions. Your rooms visited counter has been reset to 0 (but your total rooms visited is unchanged). !mrooms3 to begin [23:34] <%Shiki> !mrooms3 [23:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Shiki ] Left door: 2508 - Front door: 3538 - Right door: 2829 - Roomstyle: 353 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:34] * %Shiki left [23:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Finally back in the Mazes... Whew. [23:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm glad to be on solid ground again! [23:36] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a radio room. There's the inevitable @radio you can play with. You also spot an object in the corner.* [23:39] <%Shiki> @radio [23:39] <EliasBot> [Talk radio] Everyday Mazeworld - News and trends in the life of Mazeworld inhabitants everywhere [23:39] * %Shiki checks the object [23:39] <%Shiki> =w= [23:40] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Scope: Telescopic rifle scope, 5-15x [23:40] * %Eris` leaves it [23:40] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [23:40] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3169 - Front door: 3778 - Right door: 3655 - Roomstyle: 80 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [23:40] * %Eris` left door [23:42] <~Hebizuka> *A washitsu. You see a tengu reporter here, busy watching TV on a small set (@whatsonTV). That tengu carries a shotgun.* [23:42] <%Eris`> @whatsontv [23:42] <EliasBot> [Thriller] K3ypads [23:42] <%Eris`> .. [23:42] * %Eris` amused [23:42] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [23:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4063 - Front door: 4857 - Right door: 2104 - Roomstyle: 323 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [23:42] * %Eris` right door [23:44] <~Hebizuka> *A shower room. There is a maid here cleaning the floor. You also see a head maid with a pistol, watching over the other maid. It seems the latter is watching over the former's work.* [23:46] <~SU_Tempest> HMaid: Don't forget the hard spots inside the shower cabins. [23:48] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [23:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3501 - Front door: 1093 - Right door: 2854 - Roomstyle: 69 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [23:48] * %Eris` front door [23:49] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a painting hung to one of the walls, which seems to depict something out of the ordinary. There is also an object on the floor.* [23:55] * %Eris` checks the object [23:55] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun stares at the painting.* [23:55] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: That's awesome... [23:55] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Foregrip [23:55] * %Eris` leaves it and turns attention to painting [23:56] <~Hebizuka> *The painting depicts a cook with a handgun fighting a giant rat, in dramatic fighting poses.* [23:57] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Whoever did that, is a real artist. [23:59] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Don't you think? [00:02] <%Eris`> maybe [00:02] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [00:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2322 - Front door: 5863 - Right door: 2475 - Roomstyle: 391 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [00:02] * %Eris` left [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You don't look good, is something wrong? [00:03] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 6 [00:03] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 3 4 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [00:03] <%Eris`> mm? [00:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You ok? [00:04] <%Eris`> yeah im just a little tired [00:07] <~Hebizuka> *An office. You see three Maze Citizens at work on the computers; they seem to be busy doing programming work. One of them has a submachine gun, the second, a huge sniper rifle, and the third, a machine pistol. You also spot an object in the corner.* [00:07] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: Damn, I can't figure out what's wrong with this! [00:07] <~SU_Tempest> Citz3: Debug tool gave nothing? [00:07] * %Eris` checks the object [00:07] <~SU_Tempest> Citz2: Nah, this piece of shit just refuses to tell me what I did wrong [00:07] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Bipod [00:08] <~SU_Tempest> Citz1: I told you it was a bad idea not to do checks before you started. [00:08] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [00:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3839 - Front door: 1747 - Right door: 112 - Roomstyle: 164 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:08] * %Eris` right door [00:09] <~Hebizuka> *A storage area, with several boxes, containers, and all sorts of trash. You notice a package among the trash...* [00:12] * %Eris` checks it [00:12] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Body implant - "Armored Dragon Skin" body resiliency enhancer [00:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun hmms.* [00:13] * %Eris` leaves it up to jun if she wants to grab it [00:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Nah, I was just thinking... It wouldn't be... The Gods wouldn't approve if I had bionics. [00:13] <%Eris`> if the gods wouldn't aprove they wouldnt have allowed them to be created in the first place ~_~ [00:14] <%Eris`> but better to ask [00:14] <%Eris`> :3 [00:14] <%Eris`> !mrooms3 [00:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1461 - Front door: 2060 - Right door: 1403 - Roomstyle: 90 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:14] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'll... think about it. If we come across an altar, let me make a prayer ,okay? [00:14] * %Eris` takes right door [00:14] <%Eris`> ok [00:16] <~Hebizuka> *You make it to a shrine, extremely conveniently so. And amazingly, there is a shrine maiden present, too! Only one door ahead. But the shrine maiden seems to have some problems, as she's facing a rather unpleasant creature; a werejackal. A visibly horny one, too.* [00:16] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: G-get away from me, filthy creature! You're on sacred grounds! [00:16] <~SU_Tempest> WJackal: I'll make you my chewtoy... [00:17] * %Eris` doesnt even think twice.. goes to shoot the jackal thing in the head.. once with each 1911 [00:17] <%Eris`> !mdice 4 6 [00:17] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [00:18] <~Hebizuka> *Mode: Semi-auto | FT 4 | Recoil: 3 | Reflex sight: No penalty vs Head.* [00:21] <~Hebizuka> *Right hand: 8. Left hand: 4. You successfully put one .45 bullet in the lecherous were-creature's skull, and so without too much noise. He didn't see that coming! Though the other shot missed barely, it was sufficient to kill.* [00:21] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [M1911A1] Were-jackal [00:21] <~Hebizuka> Tags: /H\ [00:21] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1)* [00:21] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Oh wh-... [00:21] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: ...Well, thank you both! [00:22] <%Eris`> =w= no problem~ [00:22] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden approaches the werejackal's cadaver.* [00:22] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Yeah, YEAH? How do you like THAT? I TOLD YOU IT'S SACRED GROUNDS... [00:22] <~SU_Tempest> *She begins stomping the dead werejackal's crotch. The erection remained.* [00:22] <%Eris`> =w= [00:22] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: YOU *hit* DIRTY *hit* SACK *hit* OF SHIT *hit* [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun blinks.* [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: ... err... [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Thumbs up* [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Fucker deserved it. =w= [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> *The colleague miko grins at Jun.* [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: My shoe is full of blood now though. [00:23] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Bah. I'll look like my ancestors. [00:24] * %Eris` giggles a bit [00:24] * %Eris` examines the miko out of curiosity [00:24] <%Eris`> =w= [00:24] <~SU_Tempest> !genhuman [00:24] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Human physio code: ] 4 - 11 - 2 - 8 - 2 - 3 - 2 - 5 - 4 - 7 [00:25] <~Hebizuka> *A middle-aged, brown-skinned female. She is gigantic, slender, has medium-length dark brown hair, amber eyes, wears brass earrings, and has a yin-yang tattoo on the right hand.* [00:26] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Hold on, young lady... What's your name? [00:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Jun Setsuri, ma'am. Yours? [00:26] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: ...Really? Jun Setsuri? [00:27] <~SU_Tempest> Miko: Mother of fuck. I'm Noriko Yunokawa... Wasn't your mom's name Tamiko? Nicknamed "Terrible Tammi"? [00:27] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yes! How do you know that? *Expression of surprise.* [00:28] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: Heh, cause I'm one of her friends. Your mom is well, she was wondering where you went, then she heard you're ... oh. *Turns to you.* You must be the contestant she's on a mission with. [00:32] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: So tell me, young man, what's your name? [00:33] <%Eris`> Eris.. Eris Lilium [00:33] * %Eris` looks over at the werejackal [00:33] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: All right... Eris. You better treat Tammi's beautiful daughter. *Closes up.* Or I'll personally track you down to crush your nuts. [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> *She looks menacing at first... but her lips crack up into a grin, and she laughs.* [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: M-miss Noriko... [00:34] <%Eris`> well.. we're already engaged [00:34] * %Eris` nods [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: Relax, I'm kidding. Jun's a big girl and she's responsible of herself. [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: Just saying, your mom is hoping you're OK. She's still kicking ass. [00:34] * %Eris` looks over at the werejackal again then back at noriko [00:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yeah... Thank you. So am I. Well. I try, at least. *Glances at you.* [00:35] <%Eris`> though there is at least one good thing about that disgusting thing [00:35] <~SU_Tempest> *Noriko glances back at you, arching an eyebrow.* [00:35] <%Eris`> He has good tastes~ [00:35] * %Eris` grins [00:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eris! [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: ...Haha, stop bullshitting me, I'm no wonder woman. [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: I just do my job, and I look up after Jun's mother. She's inspired me not to hesitate in... Well. Crushing were-nuts, I suppose. [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Violent methods? [00:36] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: You bet. [00:36] <%Eris`> intresting [00:36] <%Eris`> I taught her the same thing [00:37] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: But it's not like you can say anything, Jun. You're strapped with guns and explosives. Surely you learned to kick ass too and not be a sissy-ass shrine maiden who's always trying to be a good girl. [00:37] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: Fuck them. [00:37] <%Eris`> .. [00:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hehe... [00:37] <%Eris`> a good girl who wears blue [00:38] * %Eris` talking to himself~ [00:38] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: If they were men, they'd be all blue-balling. Me, I don't care. [00:40] <%Eris`> she has enough grenades to blow up an entire DF Barracks [00:40] <%Eris`> =w= [00:42] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: Awww yeah. I hope you're showing these motherfuckers who's boss. [00:43] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: I'm totally pro-youkai. I hate those camofags. [00:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Seems shocked by the crude language. Noriko notices.* [00:43] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: Aah, sorry. I just. Really hate those guys. [00:47] * %Eris` thumbs up [00:48] <%Eris`> we should go on though [00:48] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [00:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1193 - Roomstyle: 217 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [00:48] <%Eris`> no problem at all [00:48] <~SU_Tempest> Noriko: See you around! [00:49] * %Eris` enters the door "You too" [00:50] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a hiring bureau, but this bureau doesn't look as active as those you saw before. In fact, the cages on the left are empty, and the wall on the right has a lot more posters and announcements, most of which about recruiting and advertising the benefits of various jobs.* [00:51] * %Eris` blinks [00:51] <%Eris`> this kinda sounds fun [00:51] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Excuse me, sir? Sir? *Trying to catch your attention.* [00:51] <%Eris`> hmmm? [00:52] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Welcome to the hiring bureau. Could I perhaps interest you in a current ongoing event? [00:52] <%Eris`> why not! [00:53] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Well, the truth is, we're recruiting like hell. People have a lot of jobs to give, and we're in a complete shortage of volunteers. It's unseen before! [00:53] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Are you familiar with the contracts system here? [00:54] <%Eris`> nope [00:54] <%Eris`> .avi [00:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun arches an eyebrow at you.* [00:55] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: I could sign you up if you wanted. The system is principle; people here come sign up, either as employer, or volunteer for hire. Right now we have too many employers and too few volunteers, so I'm afraid you could only sign up as a volunteer if you wished to. [00:56] <%Eris`> alright we'll do that =w= [00:56] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: We serve as the intermediate people who contact volunteers and assign them to jobs requested by the employers. We only want your name; total discretion, no invasion of your privacy, and free of charge! The system works on the merit and reputation system; the more successful jobs, the better known you are. [00:56] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Thank you! Could I please have your full name? [00:57] <%Eris`> Eris Lilium [00:57] <~SU_Tempest> *The hirer types quickly on their laptop.* [00:57] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: All right... Is the person with you an ally of yours? Would she tag along with you for jobs? [00:58] <%Eris`> yes [00:58] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Nodnod* [00:58] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Her name? [00:58] <%Eris`> Jun Setsuri [00:58] <%Eris`> =w= [00:59] <~SU_Tempest> *Type, type.* [00:59] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: All right, you're all signed up! Welcome aboard. [00:59] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Payment is usually direct and at the employer's discretion, but we provide a cashing system so you can keep the money earned through jobs via us, as credit, for you to use later if you desire. [01:00] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Do you want to see if I can find a job for you? Since you're new, don't expect it to be spectacular, but work your way up and you'll get to better jobs eventually. [01:01] * %Eris` nods [01:01] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Lessee.. [01:02] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: I got someone here. A Citizen who simply wants some sort of bodyguard to take him home, he's unarmed and he'd like some reassuring protection. Since you two are walking armories... would you like to do him a super nice favor? [01:02] <%Eris`> sure i can do that [01:02] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Sure~ [01:03] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Awesome. Step on that teleporter over here please. [01:03] * %Eris` steps on [01:03] <~Hebizuka> *You are telepadded to a regular, featureless room. A Citizen is waiting here.* [01:04] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: Hey... Whoa, you guys are like, super soldiers or something? [01:05] <%Eris`> no.. [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> Citz: Haha, woah dude. I'm just sayin', cause you two are like, guns all over the place. But hey, let me introduce myself, I'm Brian. I'm the guy who wanted a bit of an escort. [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hi, Brian. '-' [01:06] <~SU_Tempest> *You will use !mrooms1 for the mission duration.* [01:07] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: All right, let's uhh. Let's go when you're ready to go then. [04:55] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [04:55] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1043 - Roomstyle: 292 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [04:55] * %Eris` enters :o [05:02] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a military bedroom. You spot a weapon on the floor...* [05:02] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: So uh, why did you accept my job? I mean you're like walkin' armories and all... I'm not that important! [05:06] <%Eris`> well we just started working at the hiring agency, gotta start small [05:07] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Oh, okay, that's cool. It's nice you got my job then, I'm glad to have such heavy protection, dude. Makes me feel like I'm, like, whoaaa, a VIP! [05:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, Eris. Look at that! [05:07] * %Eris` glances at the weapon [05:07] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Tantou - Sharp/Piercing. Weight: 5 [05:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Would compliment your katana nicely! Stabagain is gone, by the way.. [05:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm sure you noticed, but I just thought you could replace it. [05:08] <%Eris`> .. ~_~ [05:08] * %Eris` equips it [05:08] <~Hebizuka> *C5S equipped.* [05:09] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Woah, that's cool. So you pick up stuff on the ground like that and all? [05:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yeah. You don't? There are weapons littered all over the place, why don't you have one? [05:09] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Duuude, I'm a man of peace. I dun wanna hurt anyone. [05:09] <%Eris`> i still think its worth having a gun in case someone wants to hurt you [05:09] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [05:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 612 - Roomstyle: 62 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [05:09] * %Eris` enters [05:10] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Well I get to give you guys a job, so it's all cool. [05:10] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot a weapon on the floor...* [05:11] * %Eris` checks out the weapon [05:11] <%Eris`> well at least one of those self defense weapons.. like a taser [05:13] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - KBP GM-94 grenade launcher | 43mm VGM-93 grenade - Pump-action | No accessory | Internal tube, 3 rounds, +1 | Weight: 9 - [Ammo: 2+1/3, 3x Tear gas] [05:13] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Woah hohoho maaan, is that a grenade launcher? [05:15] <%Eris`> mmhmm [05:15] <%Eris`> hey Jun are these the same grenades your carrying [05:15] <%Eris`> i can never remember [05:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hmm, no, these aren't. They're differently shaped. [05:16] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun examinates further and pumps a round out. [05:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Hmm. Tear gas. Maybe you should keep that thing, Mr. Brian. Tear gas is nice for self defense and it doesn't hurt (much). [05:17] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Woaaah. Who'd a thought the biggest guns would be the least offensive. [05:17] <~SU_Tempest> *Brian equips the GM-94.* [05:20] <~SU_Tempest> *One door awaits!* [05:20] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [05:20] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3586 - Roomstyle: 308 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [05:20] * %Eris` enters [05:20] <%Eris`> yeah the tear gas just incapacitates and you can run off [05:20] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Coolio. [05:21] <~Hebizuka> *You make it to a mess hall. All you see here is a prisoner, who somehow escaped prison, and who's treating himself to a slice of ham. You spot a box of ammo on the floor.* [05:22] * %Eris` checks out the ammo [05:22] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.62x51mm NATO, 20 rounds [05:29] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [05:29] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3556 - Roomstyle: 172 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [05:29] * %Eris` enters [05:30] <~Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. You see an advertisement stickied to the wall ahead of you. You spot food on the floor.* [05:30] * %Eris` checks the food first [05:31] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Chocolate bar. 1d15 - Strength+10% for 8 turns [05:32] * %Eris` stores [05:32] * %Eris` then checks advertisement [05:33] <~Hebizuka> Ad: "DIE HAUS FM - House in your house, in the Mazes. Tune in now!" [05:34] <%Eris`> .. [05:34] <%Eris`> terrible [05:34] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [05:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2776 - Roomstyle: 366 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [05:34] * %Eris` enters [05:35] <~Hebizuka> *A warehouse room! You see an undelivered package in one of the containers, as well as an item on the floor.* [05:36] <%Eris`> :o [05:36] * %Eris` checks the package [05:36] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Woah, more stuff! [05:38] <%Eris`> yup [05:38] <~Hebizuka> =Package= [05:38] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.7x28mm, 100 rounds - Weight 1 [05:38] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 10mm Auto, 100 rounds - Weight 2 [05:38] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .44 Magnum, 20 rounds - Weight 0.40 [05:38] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Belted ammunition box, 5.8x42mm, 200 rounds. For use with the QJY-88. - Weight 3 [05:39] <%Eris`> lets see [05:39] <%Eris`> nope nope nope and nope [05:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I could use the 10mm.. [05:39] <%Eris`> oh right [05:39] * %Eris` hands jun the 10mm [05:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: But to be fair I already have so much...~ [05:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OH WELL. More ammo is never bad! *Grabs.* [05:40] <~Hebizuka> Jun - 123.85/140 [05:40] <~Hebizuka> Jun - Total 10mm Auto carried: 184 [05:40] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: So like, you really got tons of ammo in your bags? [05:41] <%Eris`> probably [05:41] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Wicked. [05:41] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [05:41] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2875 - Roomstyle: 62 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [05:41] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: You guys are totally super soldiers. [05:42] <~Hebizuka> *A corridor, but all doors on the side are blocked off. Only one door ahead is there. You see a blueprint on the floor.* [05:43] * %Eris` checks it [05:43] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, AK-47, 45 Metal, 25 Wood, 0 Plastic" [05:43] <%Eris`> super soldiers huh, i definately qualify having.. 20k or more worth of cybernetics in me [05:43] * %Eris` nods [05:44] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Really? Damn, I knew it! You're a cyborg! Like the uh... what was that foreign movie again... [05:44] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: the uh... Terminayator I think. [05:44] <%Eris`> .. [05:44] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Yeah. You're totally that, dude. Awesome. [05:44] <%Eris`> i am not arnold schwartzinager [05:44] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Who? Ooh no, the actor was a certain "Cho Meimaru". [05:45] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: I have no idea who it is either, hehe. [05:46] <%Eris`> ahh [05:46] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [05:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3755 - Roomstyle: 94 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [05:46] * %Eris` enters [05:47] <~Hebizuka> *A scullery! You see a weapon on one of the dishwashers.* [05:48] * %Eris` checks the weapon [05:48] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - IMI Desert Eagle Mk XIX pistol | .50 AE - Semi-auto | No accessory | Deagle .50 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 - [Ammo: 6+1/7] [05:49] <%Eris`> .. [05:49] <%Eris`> well then [05:50] * %Eris` leaves it [05:50] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [05:50] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 4952 - Roomstyle: 217 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [05:50] * %Eris` enters [05:50] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun grabs the living hell out of that handgun.* [05:50] <%Eris`> =w= [05:50] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Keeps in her hand.* [05:50] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Fuck logic. [05:52] <~Hebizuka> *A library. You spot an angry-looking creature here... an angry lynx!* [05:52] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Bwoah... better do something about that... [05:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun glances at you.* [05:53] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Can I? [05:53] <%Eris`> go for it [05:53] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun points the Derpgle at the lynx, and... empties the entire magazine on the big cat.* [05:53] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:53] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 6 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [05:54] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [Deagle MkXIX] Angry lynx [B] [05:54] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [05:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun then throws the empty Derpgle at the dead lynx.* [05:54] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [05:54] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [05:55] * %Eris` laughs [05:55] <~Hebizuka> *And that's a hit.* [05:55] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Violent stuff, man. I dig. [05:55] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Proper usage of a Desert Eagle: Hunt cats. [05:55] <%Eris`> well trained in the proper use of derpgles [05:55] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Operator as fuck. [05:56] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [05:56] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 350 - Roomstyle: 256 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [05:56] * %Eris` enters [05:59] <~Hebizuka> *A pantry. You see food on one of the shelves! There is a butler sweeping the floor here.* [06:00] * %Eris` glances at the food [06:00] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Lobster. 1d12 [06:02] <%Eris`> o-o [06:02] * %Eris` checks hunger level [06:03] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger 17%. [06:03] * %Eris` devours it +_+ [06:04] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 12 [06:04] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 12 ] [ Rolls: 6 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [06:04] <%Eris`> mm needs that garlic butter sauce.. [06:04] <~SU_Tempest> *An average normal lobster.* [06:04] <%Eris`> !mrooms1 [06:04] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1661 - Roomstyle: 38 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [06:04] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger 11% (-6) [06:04] * %Eris` enter [06:04] <~Hebizuka> *You make it to a bedroom.* [06:05] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Well hey, we're at my place. [06:05] <%Eris`> ah [06:05] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Thank you very much you guys, you were super awesome. And thanks for the grenade thingy! [06:05] <%Eris`> no problem [06:05] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: Here... let me fetch the money I saved up... [06:05] <%Eris`> .. [06:05] <~Hebizuka> [Money] 200 P$ [06:05] <~SU_Tempest> Brian: I know it ain't much, but tell the hirer dude I'll recommend you. [06:06] <~Hebizuka> *You're teleported back to the hiring bureau.* [06:06] * %Eris` shakes his head "its fine keep it.." [06:06] * %Eris` was teleported first orz [06:06] <~Hebizuka> *...with the money in hand!* [06:06] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Oh, you're back! I got the confirmation it went well. [06:06] <%Eris`> just a silly cat [06:07] <%Eris`> she threw a derpgle at it [06:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Nodnod.* [06:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Thousand-yard stare.* [06:07] <~SU_Tempest> Hirer: Congrats on your first job well done! You can keep the cash, or give it to me and I'll place it on a credit account for you. [06:07] * %Eris` shrugs and hands it over [06:07] <~Hebizuka> [Credit] Hiring bureau - 200 P$ (+200) [06:07] <~Hebizuka> [Credit] Hiring bureau - 200 P$ (+200) [06:08] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete! [06:08] <~Hebizuka> Checkout! [06:10] <~Hebizuka> 466 rooms, 112 kills, 2 SEs, 12 missions, 4 Amulets, 57303 P$, 1 Run [06:10] <~Hebizuka> Progress: [06:10] <~Hebizuka> +18 rooms, +2 kills, +1 Mission, +200 P$ [06:11] <~Hebizuka> Score: 1573 pts (+34) [06:11] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 3rd (no change) [06:11] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats: [06:11] <~Hebizuka> Shots 1/2 [06:11] <~Hebizuka> Total: 1/2 [06:11] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats: [06:12] <~Hebizuka> Shots 165/198 (83%) [06:12] <~Hebizuka> Melee 31/37 (84%) [06:12] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 4/4 (100%) [06:12] <~Hebizuka> Explosives 2/2 (100%) [06:12] <~Hebizuka> Special 3/5 (60%) [06:12] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL 205/246 (83% accuracy) [06:13] <~Hebizuka> Checking for new awards [06:14] <~Hebizuka> No new awards.