Log:Session 15 (Meta, no ontology)

[14:24] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Dana. You have visited 206 rooms, next special room at the 208th (mission). No condition to report. !mrooms3 to continue.* [14:24] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [14:24] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 5820 - Front door: 535 - Right door: 2139 - Roomstyle: 230 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:24] <DanaLove> \\ Center \\ [14:26] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into... toilets. There's only one door ahead (!mrooms1), and all you see here is a shiny item on the floor.* [14:27] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [14:27] <&Hebizuka> *Your ICIS has identified the item!* [14:27] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Red gem - Spinel - Value 50-150 P$ (1d101 +49) - Weight: 0.1 [14:27] <DanaLove> \\ Take \\ [14:27] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [14:27] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 6736 - Roomstyle: 290 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:28] <&Hebizuka> *Placed in: Backpack.* - Weight: 48.06/60 [14:29] <&Hebizuka> *You return in a hiring bureau. None of the cages on the left have any creatures for sale, but the hirer is indeed present. They seem surprised to see such a strange group of people band together inside the office.* [14:30] <DanaLove> Yo. I need werk/ [14:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Your name? [14:30] <DanaLove> Dana Love [14:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Oh! Excuse me, I didn't recognize you. Lessee... There's one job I could assign you to. Maze Sergeant needs your help for some investigative work, lots of money for you if you help. Interested? [14:31] <DanaLove> \\ Nods and walks to teleporter \\ Let's get on with it. [14:33] <&Hebizuka> *You and your cohort are teleported into a disaffected warehouse room, where the Maze Sergeant is seen smoking a cigarette, waiting for you. He has the face of an insomniac.* [14:34] <DanaLove> Yo. You got werk, I got... uh... workees. Let's do it. [14:34] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] You the contractor I asked for? [14:35] <DanaLove> Yup [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Cus I see three people. Are they with you? [14:35] <DanaLove> You pet. [14:35] <DanaLove> Bet. [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] The youkai girl too? So long as she follows you. [14:36] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Anyhow. *smoke puff* I gotta explain to you the situation, because it's fairly unique. [14:36] <DanaLove> ....uh huh. Tell me unique then. [14:37] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] It started three days ago, and it continued up until no sooner than a few hours ago. The sector is struck with killing sprees. Humans are being massacred without mercy; anything human, but mostly Soldiers, Guards, and passers-by who try to defend themselves. [14:37] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] I don't know who is responsible but I have a few clues. *He hands you a few pictures.* [14:38] <DanaLove> \\ Well, the fuck is in them \\ [14:38] <&Hebizuka> *They show, with undeniable detail, amassed and lined-up groups of humans - Soldiers on one picture, normal citizens on another, Guards and citizens on the third one; all lined up and executed, as their bodies and the walls clearly show. Every time the same technique.* [14:39] <DanaLove> \\ Kawaii desu \\ [14:39] <DanaLove> And this is...? Youkai? [14:39] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] We are close from the area of activity of a vicious group of youkai activists, but I don't have the proof it's them. They always act before anyone can see them, so all we can do is see the results. [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] I can't ask for backup because the men you see on this picture were all mine, and my command wants to pull out of the operation and back away. I have no backup, but I can't stand there and nod after watching a dozen of people under my command slaughtered. [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Here's where you come in play. I want you to investigate in the youkai zone, and find out who's responsible, and why they did it. The rest, I don't care what you do, I just want to know. [14:40] <DanaLove> \\ Pat his head \\ No worries. I am so good with youkai, I have even tamed one. \\ Snuggles into Cirno \\ And you got it~ [14:41] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] The locals are extremely antsy about it, and I don't want the situation to blow up into chaos. It's already very tense. [14:41] <&Hebizuka> *The sergeant points you to a door with a spray-painted "X", in black, and wants you to go through.* [14:42] <&Hebizuka> *Use !mrooms1 until reaching the next checkpoint.* [14:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] I have a bad feeling about this. [14:42] <DanaLove> \\ I bust down that bitch and make the seargant look like a massive pussy with my overwhelming swag \\ [14:42] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [14:42] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 6819 - Roomstyle: 514 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:42] <DanaLove> What could possibly go wrong? [14:43] <&Hebizuka> *A mess hall. You see abandoned food on one of the tables, next to some sort of shiny.* [14:44] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [14:44] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Military rations bag. 5d7 - FT-1 for 7 turns if all 5 portions are eaten in one sitting. [14:44] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS identified* [Valuable] Yellow-green gem - Worthless glass - Value 1-4 P$ (1d4) - Weight: 0.1 [14:46] <DanaLove> \\ Take Food \\ [14:46] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [14:46] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 6952 - Roomstyle: 430 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [14:46] <&Hebizuka> *Now carrying 2 MRBs.* [14:46] <&Hebizuka> *Placed in: Backpack.* [14:46] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] Backpack main inventory: 49.06/60 [14:47] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's a dark red stain on the floor, right next to what appears to be more food.* [14:48] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [14:48] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Lollipop. 1d3 [14:48] <&Hebizuka> *Looking closer, you notice it's an old blood splatter and dried chunks of flesh which look like they belonged to someone's hand, and used to hold that lollipop.* [14:48] <DanaLove> \\ I eat my rations bag entirely \\ [14:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] Charming... I really don't think we're going to fun and games. [14:49] <&Hebizuka> @mrbmenu [14:49] <MazeBot> #13: Turkey breast + Gravy [14:49] <&Hebizuka> @roll 5d7 Nutrition [14:49] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 25 [14:49] <DanaLove> You know what, Cross... you've seen nastier things, I bet You're a soldier, right? [14:49] <&Hebizuka> *It tasted -okay-.* [14:49] <&Hebizuka> *You don't feel hungry anymore, and feel like you can last a while.* [14:50] <&Hebizuka> *Your vision sharpens, for some reason. You can see even more accurately.* [14:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] Still doesn't mean I like it. [14:50] <DanaLove> \\ Sweet, drug-laced gravy, my favorite \\ [14:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Cross sits down for a moment.. and digs into his backpack.* [14:51] <DanaLove> Well, Cross, this is why you're a soldier: You don't like it, but you're used to it. [14:51] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [14:51] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 511 - Roomstyle: 470 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Cross helps himself to three pieces of dragon meat.* [14:51] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 3#1d7 Nutrition [14:51] <MazeBot> SU_Tempest, Nutrition: 1;7;2 [14:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] Blergh. We really need to cook this stuff. [14:52] <DanaLove> I'm not eating it like a beast, hahaha. [14:52] <&Hebizuka> *A medieval-styled room. You see a wooden container in the corner, right next to a weapon.* [14:54] <DanaLove> \\ Search for traps and examine \\ [14:54] <&Hebizuka> *There are no traps here.* [14:54] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Axe - Sharp. Weight: 22 [14:54] <&Hebizuka> [Container] Wooden. Lock: Mechanical. Trapped: Yes [14:55] <DanaLove> \\ How about Nope \\ [14:55] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [14:55] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 6024 - Roomstyle: 27 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [14:58] <&Hebizuka> (genning encounters) [15:03] <&Hebizuka> *You make it in a messy, featureless room, and you see a rather unpleasant scene. You see, on one side, two dead kitsune, with their clothes tattered and their rears exposed, showing clearly that they were raped before being killed. On the other side of the room, two more kitsune; alive and heavily armed, about to execute two Soldiers; they're tied up with handcuffs and have no weapons.* [15:03] <DanaLove> \\ Examine weapons \\ [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> *The first one seems to carry a battle rifle, with bipod and silencer, as well as a huge revolver with a scope. The second one carries a short assault rifle with a scope, and a big handgun; also scoped.* [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Cross urges you not to rush in too fast.* [15:05] <DanaLove> Cross, shoot to kill. You miss, you will never hear the end of it from me. [15:06] <DanaLove> \\ Examine Armor? \\ [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> *The two kitsune have immediately spotted you, though.* [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune1] Lower your weapons if you want to live! We don't want to shoot YOU, unless you shoot first! [15:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune1] I said, LOWER YOUR WEAPONS! We will talk if you want to talk, but STAND DOWN FIRST! [15:08] <DanaLove> \\ I keep my weapon down \\ Look, we're here to collect bodies and tags, that's it... you look like you've had quite the loss today, and we won't dwell upon it. Let's just talk and pull these two idiots to the side... speaking of... where the hell did they come from? [15:08] <~SU_Tempest> *Neither kitsune wear armor; they're youkai.* [15:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune2] We are going to execute those Soldiers, we know they're responsible for the horrible mess I'm sure you saw. [15:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune2] We also know why you're here. Bushnell decided to hire a bunch of mercenaries since all of his little soldiers are dead, now. What did he promise you? A bunch of money? [15:10] <DanaLove> Mmmm... Bushnell didn't promise anything. Business is business, and if Bushnell doesn't pay, Bushnell is butchered and sold as youkai treats [15:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Kitsune1] Let me introduce ourselves. I am Red Eye Soseki, and this is my wife, Eiko, though the locals call her "Reiketsu", or "Cold-blooded". We're aware of the brutal reputation we're given, but it's justified. Your employer is every bit as bad as we're portrayed to be. [15:11] <~SU_Tempest> *You understand why his name is "Red Eye", he has a red eyepatch.* [15:12] <DanaLove> Mmm... well, I'm an ex-Shogun I suppose. It's a hard change, but I'm not interested in killing anyone anymore if they're not evil. And if they raped these youkai.... and killed them... go ahead, take care of them. [15:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Soseki] Then I suppose you'll have no qualms in going back to see your employer and tell them just what you think of his mission? [15:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Soseki] Because knowing him, if he learns you let us live, he is going to flip his shit. [15:14] <DanaLove> You do know that if we leave, someone a little less... understanding will come, right? [15:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Eiko] Like who? None of the resistance we've been thrown at has survived. We will kill everyone who stands on the way. [15:16] <DanaLove> Sweetheart... let's face it, these are bush-league bitches. I can probably kill them with a plinking rifle if I tried. You're going to be facing someone with guns, or heaven forbid, BOMBS. [15:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Eiko] You think it's just us two? We have far more activists working with us. [15:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Cross] *Mutters* Why are we trying to deal with murderers? Are you not anti-youkai? [15:18] <DanaLove> Take the first shot if you're feeling bold, Cross. I'm not risking Cirno taking rifle rounds into her. [15:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Soseki draws his handgun and presses it against the first Soldier's face.* [15:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Soseki] Look, whatever you decide to do, you better do it now. I'm going to shoot him, and his friend, unless you have something to say about it. [15:19] <DanaLove> NOW CROSS, AIM FOR THE HEAD [15:19] <&Hebizuka> *The situation plunges into chaos as everyone gets ready to fight.* [15:19] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. What will you do?* [15:19] <DanaLove> \\ Whip out the silenced Glock from the gods and shoot 5 into Soseki's head \\ [15:20] <&Hebizuka> *Cross crouches and aims at Eiko's head, going to try for a scoped headshot.* [15:21] <DanaLove> \\ Cross is gonna miss knowing this nigga \\ [15:21] <&Hebizuka> *Cirno decides to cower. She won't do anything.* [15:21] <&Hebizuka> *Soseki draws his handgun and points it at you, going for two shots.* [15:22] <&Hebizuka> *Eiko draws her rifle and fires three rounds at Cross in semi-auto.* [15:22] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Soseki, Eiko, Cross* [15:23] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll first.* [15:23] <DanaLove> @roll 5#2d6 [15:23] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 10;4;6;9;4 [15:23] <DanaLove> \\ Thank god I fucking rolled for 5 \\ [15:23] <&Hebizuka> *FT: 4 +1 (5)* [15:24] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5 (FT 5): Hit, Miss, Hit, Hit, Miss.* [15:24] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 3/5* [15:25] <&Hebizuka> *Three hollow-point .45 rounds come flying towards Soseki's face. The results are merciless and predictably messy.* [15:25] <&Hebizuka> Dana ["Silent Whisperer"] Red Eye Soseki (Kitsune) /H\ [B] [15:25] <&Hebizuka> *Soseki cannot act as he was just brutally killed.* [15:25] <&Hebizuka> *Eiko's turn...* [15:26] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:26] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [15:26] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [15:26] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 12;7;6 [15:26] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Critical hit, Hit, Miss* [15:27] <DanaLove> \\ Cross is vaporized. He now resembles Swiss sausage \\ [15:28] <&Hebizuka> *Cross emits a ragged gurgle upon being struck twice in the chest. He crumbles on the floor.* [15:28] <&Hebizuka> Reiketsu Eiko [AKMSU] Robert Cross [15:28] <&Hebizuka> *Your ally is dead. Their belongings remain on the floor.* [15:29] <&Hebizuka> *Cross cannot act, since he got killed as well.* [15:29] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. So far, each side scored a kill on each other.* [15:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Eiko] You asked for this, bloodsuckers... [15:30] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What's your next move?* [15:31] <DanaLove> \\ Same as the last, 5 shots with the Whisper to the head of the remaining youkai \\ [15:31] <&Hebizuka> *Cirno panics, grabs her Px4 and shoots as much as she can in the general direction of Eiko, which will be 10 shots.* [15:31] <&Hebizuka> *Eiko points her AK at you, going to deliver 3 rounds as well, still in semi-auto.* [15:31] <&Hebizuka> *Speed conflict between you and Cirno. Do you want to go first or second?* [15:32] <DanaLove> First [15:33] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Cirno, Eiko.* [15:33] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll first.* [15:33] <DanaLove> @roll 5#2d6 [15:33] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 6;8;7;7;11 [15:33] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5 (FT 5): Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit* [15:33] <&Hebizuka> *Total 5/5* [15:33] <&Hebizuka> *Useless to say Eiko is pretty much overkilled.* [15:34] <&Hebizuka> Dana ["Silent Whisperer"] Reiketsu Eiko /H\ [B] [15:34] <&Hebizuka> *Cirno shoots anyway.* [15:34] <&Hebizuka> @roll 10#2d6 [15:34] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10;2;10;6;6;12;2;8;5;10 [15:34] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaiù [15:34] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:34] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right arm [15:35] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-6: Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss, Miss, Critical hit* [15:35] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:35] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [15:35] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 7-10 (FT 7): Miss, Hit, Miss, Hit* [15:35] <&Hebizuka> *Half of Cirno's shots hit the already dead target as she falls down...* [15:35] <&Hebizuka> *Not that it matters much, it just makes a dead-er and more mangled cadaver.* [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [15:36] <DanaLove> \\ I sigh, reloading my weapon as I look to Cirno and then to dead Cross \\ I swear... sometimes I wonder about you guys. Are you scared, Cirno? [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *Cirno is in TOTAL PANIC MODE and tries to shake Cross, calling for him to "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"* [15:36] <&Hebizuka> *She completely lost it.* [15:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] COME ON! CROSS! This isn't funny! You said you'd teach me!! WAKE UP ALREADY! [15:38] <~SU_Tempest> *She's already breaking down in tears.* [15:38] <DanaLove> \\ I sigh, looking to the practically exploded kitsune and then Cross \\ Cirno... Cross isn't going to wake up. \\ I then hug her close and sigh, petting her hair \\ Shhhhh... let it all out... \\ I try to move her gaze away from him to me \\ [15:39] <&Hebizuka> *The ice fairy ends up crying in your arms. Rest in peace, Cross?* [15:40] <DanaLove> \\ I carry her to the soldiers, undoing their bindings and slap them \\ Listen close, you pieces of garbage. Take Cross out to your Sargent. Make sure no youkai touches him or his belongings until I return. Understand? [15:41] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldiers are untied, and glance at the two kitsune you just shot, then at your dead ally and at the crying Cirno in your arms.* [15:41] <~SU_Tempest> *No vocal response, just shaken heads.* [15:41] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] He was a merc, wasn't he?... [15:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] *Still in tears* Why's he not going to wake uuuup?... [15:41] <DanaLove> Yeah. Good man, but... it takes one shot. [15:42] <DanaLove> \\ I snuggle Cirno \\ Because he's going to the hospital. He won't wake up until much, much later. [15:42] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol2] What a waste... [15:42] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol2] We'll make sure he doesn't stay here. Far too sad a place to rest in. We just avoided that fate... And by the way, thank you so much. You've just stopped a murder spree. [15:43] <&Hebizuka> *Your way out is a few rooms away. Keep going with !mrooms1.* [15:43] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [15:43] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 788 - Roomstyle: 458 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:44] <&Hebizuka> *If you wish to take something from Cross's body, now is the time.* [15:44] <DanaLove> \\ I'd rather leave him be. The military can use his weapons better than I can, and I really don't want to loot an ally, dead or not \\ [15:45] <~SU_Tempest> *Cirno searches his body, though...* [15:45] <~SU_Tempest> *She finds the box of cookies that you told Cross to hold onto for the ice fairy.* [15:46] <~SU_Tempest> *Then she decides to just leave the box on his chest, before muttering something about being hungry in heaven.* [15:46] <DanaLove> \\ I smile lightly and pet Cirno's hair \\ [15:49] <&Hebizuka> *The two of you move on to the next room...* [15:49] <&Hebizuka> *A shooting range. You spot a weapon abandoned here.* [15:50] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [15:50] <&Hebizuka> *Cirno is still a shaking, crying mess, but she has calmed down some.* [15:50] <DanaLove> \\ I never cease comforting her, but I must press on still \\ [15:51] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - KBP PP-2000 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | Foregrip(I), Scope[Small,2x] | PP-2000 20-round mag | Weight: 3 - [19+1/20, 20x +P] - Cond: Terrible / Clns: Seized-up [15:52] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [15:52] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 4978 - Roomstyle: 398 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:53] <&Hebizuka> *A messy library. Broken and vandalized shelves, books treated like garbage, entire piles of ripped covers and pages; a real mess. Probably the result of the attack spree. There's nobody here though, and as it appears, nothing useful you can spot.* [15:55] <DanaLove> \\ Check for traps \\ [15:56] <&Hebizuka> *None.* [15:56] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [15:56] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 4796 - Roomstyle: 362 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:59] <&Hebizuka> *A kitchen, currently occupied by two youkai activists; a konoha-tengu with a handgun, and a kitsune with an assault rifle.* [15:59] <DanaLove> @cover [15:59] <MazeBot> A metallic file case. (Health: 30, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-2. Pass-through threshold: 8+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [16:00] <&Hebizuka> *Roll 2d6 to take cover.* [16:00] <DanaLove> @roll 2d6 [16:00] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 9 [16:00] <DanaLove> \\ Yussss \\ [16:00] <&Hebizuka> *You successfully maintained stealth. What's your next move?* [16:01] <DanaLove> \\ Use my Shotgun, two to the head \\ [16:01] <DanaLove> \\ Oh, to the kitsune \\ [16:01] <&Hebizuka> *Assuming Masterkey. Is that correct?* [16:01] <DanaLove> \\ Yes...? \\ [16:02] <&Hebizuka> *Cirno is still in a state of panic, and just decides to cower behind the file case, trying to calm down.* [16:02] <&Hebizuka> *Since the team of youkai is unaware, you may roll now.* [16:02] <DanaLove> @roll 2#2d6 [16:02] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 9;7 [16:02] <DanaLove> \\ Yussss \\ [16:03] <&Hebizuka> *FT: 5+1 (6). The sharpened vision effect you had has ended.* [16:03] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2 (FT 6): Hit, Hit.* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 2/2* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> *The kitsune's skull is blown like an overripe fruit thanks to the two slugs that come cause major damage.* [16:05] <&Hebizuka> Dana [Masterkey] Kitsune /H\ [B] [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *The young tengu suddenly shat his pants (figuratively).* [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [16:07] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [16:08] <DanaLove> \\ Whip out my Whisper and fire 4 shots to the Tengu's head \\ I think it'll work due to the magazine extension, so... I'm banking on that 30 round magazine haha [16:08] <&Hebizuka> *The konoha-tengu attempts to reply with four shots.* [16:09] <&Hebizuka> *Speed conflict: You and K-Tengu.* [16:09] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 [16:09] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2 [16:09] <&Hebizuka> *Order: K-Tengu, You.* [16:09] <&Hebizuka> *Konoha-tengu's turn...* [16:09] <&Hebizuka> @roll 4#2d6 [16:09] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 11;5;3;5 [16:10] <&Hebizuka> *Only one round hits, and it ends up hitting your cover. It causes a surprisingly deep hole, but ultimately nothing you should worry about. Neither of you is hit and the file case still stands.* [16:10] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [16:11] <DanaLove> @roll 4#2d6 [16:11] <MazeBot> DanaLove: 11;10;7;7 [16:11] <DanaLove> \\ Shit son \\ [16:12] <&Hebizuka> *FT 5+1 (6)* [16:12] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4 (FT 6): Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit* [16:12] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 4/4* [16:13] <&Hebizuka> *Four 230 grain hollow-points in the skull = Deader than dead.* [16:13] <&Hebizuka> Dana ["Silent Whisperer"] Konoha-tengu /H\ [B] [16:13] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [16:13] <DanaLove> \\ Reload the pistol fully and put 2 slugs in the Masterkey \\ [16:14] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Masterkey, +2 slug [3+1/3, 4x Slug] [16:14] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge slug remaining: 13* [16:16] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] "Silent Whisperer": +15 FMJ: [30+1/30] [<< 1 HP + 15 FMJ, 15 HP] [16:16] <&Hebizuka> *Be careful, you magazine has mixed ammunition types.* [16:16] <&Hebizuka> *.45 ACP, FMJ remaining: 121* [16:18] <DanaLove> \\ Is any of the ammo they hold compatible with my weapons? \\ [16:21] <&Hebizuka> *The kitsune did carry a 5.56 NATO weapon and ammo. Examine?* [16:22] <DanaLove> \\ Examine indeed \\ [16:22] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K HK33 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | No accessory | HK33 25-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [24+1/25, 25x FMJ] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [16:22] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K HK33 25-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.25 (1.25) - [25/25, FMJ] [16:22] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K HK33 25-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.25 (1.25) - [25/25, FMJ] [16:23] <DanaLove> \\ I take the 50 rounds from it. \\ [16:24] <&Hebizuka> *You empty the two spare mags and obtained the following:* [16:24] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.56x45mm NATO, FMJ, 50 rounds - Weight 0.5 [16:24] <&Hebizuka> *Total carried: 87* [16:24] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Backpack, main inventory) 48.16/60 [16:25] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [16:25] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 7165 - Roomstyle: 130 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:26] <&Hebizuka> *Cirno seems to have calmed down a little bit, however her morale is still very poor.* [16:26] <&Hebizuka> *You find a teleporting pad, which will take you back to the Sergeant.* [16:26] <DanaLove> \\ Use \\ [16:27] <&Hebizuka> *You're telepadded back to the disaffected room. You see Sgt Bushnell waiting for you, still smoking.* [16:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Bushnell] Huh. One of you's missing. [16:28] <DanaLove> Alright, Bushnell... they're gone. One of tem took Cross and your men were directed to take his body out with them. You know thry were raping kitsune? [16:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Bushnell] Like I told you, I wanted this crap to stop because the locals were getting extremely angry about it. And sometimes, people do stupid shit to feel better. But, trust me. You've killed the Hell Foxes, if the newspapers' nickname is any indication, and the sector will finally be able to rest easy. [16:29] <DanaLove> you've got my dough? [16:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Bushnell] I don't actually hate youkai. I'd rather wish this war ended peacefully. But enough about that. [16:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Bushnell] Just head back to the hiring bureau for your pay. I have saved up one week of salary just to pay for your services. You'll find it's a nice amount. Once again, thanks for your efforts. [16:31] <DanaLove> \\ Return to da bureau \\ [16:31] <&Hebizuka> *You're telepadded back to the hiring bureau...* [16:32] <DanaLove> \\ Smile and wave to the hirer \\ Hey, dear, mind giving me cash? I'm a bit low now. [16:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Hirer] Sure. [16:32] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 2100 P$ [16:33] <DanaLove> Thanks. [16:33] <&Hebizuka> *Take everything in cash?* [16:34] <DanaLove> \\ Yup \\ [16:34] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 2000 P$ in pouch, 276 P$ carried in extra (weight 2.76) [16:34] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Backpack, main inv) 50.92/60 [16:34] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [16:34] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 7267 - Front door: 4141 - Right door: 5012 - Roomstyle: 14 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [16:34] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [16:34] <&Hebizuka> *Mission complete. You've completed all jobs in the third tree. The fourth set of contracts has been unlocked.* [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *A kitchen, though it's more or less empty. There doesn't appear to be anything useful here.* [16:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] I'm hungry... [16:38] <DanaLove> \\ Give her the rest of my pizza \\ [16:42] <&Hebizuka> *You gave Cirno a whole pizza. True to Cirno reputation, she eats EVERYTHING.* [16:42] <&Hebizuka> @roll 8d10 Nutrition [16:42] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 40 [16:43] <&Hebizuka> *A truly average normal McRegular pizza.* [16:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] *Burp* [16:43] <DanaLove> \\ Pets the Cirno \\ Nice full belly~? [16:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] Sorry! [16:43] <&Hebizuka> *It appears her morale has improved a little bit.* [16:43] <DanaLove> \\ Pizza will improve anyone's morale~ \\ [16:43] <DanaLove> Wanna keep going? [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] Yeah... I still feel kinda strange.... [16:45] <DanaLove> Don't worry. It gets better. I felt kind of sad coming here, I lost a lot of family and friends. But I made new ones. You'll never forget Uncle Cross, but you won't cry. You'll be happy, cause he died protecting you. [16:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] Buh. I want him back. He was so cool, and he said he'd teach me how to not be a lousy shot, and and he even told me he said he'd protect you! [16:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] It's not fair. [16:47] <DanaLove> I can teach you how to shoot. And it's not like I don't appreciate what he did for me. I'm not a magician, so it's best not to dwell on it. [16:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] Well I'm the strongest yousei. So I'll teach you how to be strong! [16:48] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [16:48] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 2436 - Front door: 2657 - Right door: 1394 - Roomstyle: 430 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:48] <DanaLove> \\ LEft \\ [16:48] <DanaLove> Sure you will~ \\ Snuggle snuggle~ \\ [16:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] Cus ah'm a genius, but I really, really hate it when people I like get shot. *Pout* [16:49] <DanaLove> \\ What a ⑨ ~ \\ [16:50] <&Hebizuka> *A dojo, though it's not occupied by anyone at the moment. You spot food on the floor.* [16:50] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [16:51] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS identified!* [Food] Poisonous - Poisoned bottle of mineral water [16:51] <DanaLove> DON'T drink that... [16:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] Why? [16:51] <DanaLove> It's been poisoned. \\ I open the bottle and pour it out onto the ground \\ [16:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] *headtilt.* [16:52] <DanaLove> Someone is going to thank me for this later... I know it. [16:52] <~SU_Tempest> *The ice fairy attacks the puddle of water with a hailstorm.* [16:52] <~SU_Tempest> @roll 2d6 [16:52] <MazeBot> SU_Tempest: 8 [16:52] <DanaLove> \ [16:52] <DanaLove> \\ OH FUCK \\ [16:52] <~SU_Tempest> *It becomes a slippery puddle of ice.* [16:52] <DanaLove> Whew... don't scare me like that... [16:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Cirno] If it's frozen, people can't drink it! And the poison can't work! *Genius pose* [16:52] <DanaLove> :D [16:53] <DanaLove> \\ Pets \\ [16:53] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [16:53] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 6841 - Front door: 3524 - Right door: 2149 - Roomstyle: 450 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [16:53] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [16:55] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's a weapon on the floor, and a broken object in the corner.* [16:55] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [16:56] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Broken bottle - Sharp. Weight: 3 [16:56] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - H&K USP-9 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | No accessory | USP9 15-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [14+1/15, 15x Seg] - Cond: Excellent / Clns: Clean [16:56] <DanaLove> Uhhhh... Cirno... do you want that handgun? It'll be easier to train you with that thing. [16:57] <DanaLove> Start small and move up, y'know? [16:57] <&Hebizuka> *She grabs it, and straps it to her other leg. Now she has two handguns.* [16:57] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [16:57] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 3586 - Front door: 355 - Right door: 3937 - Roomstyle: 297 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [16:57] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [16:59] <&Hebizuka> *A mess hall. You spot an object on the floor...* [17:00] <DanaLove> \\ Examine \\ [17:00] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Muzzle brake, 7.62x25mm Tokarev [17:00] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [17:00] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 5804 - Front door: 5280 - Right door: 4918 - Roomstyle: 37 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [17:00] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [17:01] <&Hebizuka> *A radio room. You can use the @radio if you wish to, and you see some clothing on the floor.* [17:01] <DanaLove> @radio [17:02] <MazeBot> [Disco/Funk] FunkeMeUp 98.6 with DJ "Beat Funker" - http://bit.ly/1dN128F [17:02] <DanaLove> Woot [17:02] <DanaLove> \\ Examine Clothes \\ [17:02] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Gakuran top (Upper body, Arms) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Dmg 0.68/4] [17:03] <DanaLove> !mrooms3 [17:03] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Left door: 5807 - Front door: 1874 - Right door: 5094 - Roomstyle: 438 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [17:03] <DanaLove> \\ Left \\ [17:04] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is an object on the floor, next to a bottle.* [17:05] <DanaLove> \\ I notice this room is not the same despite going left thrice. I shrug it off and examine the objects ]] [17:06] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of absinthe. 4d7 - Inebriation +14d6 per portion [17:06] <&Hebizuka> [Item] Stylish old revolver grip. It looks like a middle-19th century style revolver grip, but the rest of the weapon is not there. [17:08] <DanaLove> !mrooms1 [17:08] <&Hebizuka> [ DanaLove ] Unique door: 1027 - Roomstyle: 387 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:09] <&Hebizuka> *You are now in an engineering workshop. The engie is present, and the shops are up and active, of course.* [17:10] <DanaLove> What's for sale, home-slice? [17:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] I'm sorry, this isn't a deli, we have no bacon slices here! [17:10] <DanaLove> Can I get some machinery then? [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Whuh? Uhh... What? [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Sorry, I don't think I heard you right. What did you need? [17:11] <DanaLove> What. Do. You. Sell. [17:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Ah! Should've started there! Well, the usual. Blueprints, items, toolkits, gun cleaning kits, Maze Customs services, firearm maintenance... You name it. [17:12] <DanaLove> What kinda customs? [17:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Yknow, Maze Customs, our firearm customization service. [17:12] <DanaLove> What can you do for this Colt then, Mister? [17:15] <&Hebizuka> [Customs] Colt M4A1 ; AR-15 family rifle. [17:15] <&Hebizuka> Customs services available (AR-15) [17:15] <&Hebizuka> > Rechambering (Changing the weapon's caliber) [17:15] <&Hebizuka> > Barrel threading (Your weapon already has a threaded barrel) [17:15] <&Hebizuka> > Upper receiver configuration [17:15] <&Hebizuka> > Fire selector configuration [17:15] <&Hebizuka> > Barrel length/Stock configuration [17:15] <&Hebizuka> > Other services [17:15] <&Hebizuka> > Visual modifications [17:16] <DanaLove> > Barrel length [17:17] <DanaLove> Can we make this barrel any.... longer? [17:18] <&Hebizuka> Barrel length/Stock configurations: [17:18] <&Hebizuka> CURRENT: "Carbine" - 14.5 inch barrel + Retractable stock. Effects: Weapon is Class 1, Weight 14. [17:18] <&Hebizuka> AVAILABLE [17:18] <&Hebizuka> > "Rifle" - 20 inch barrel + Full stock. Effects: Weapon becomes Class 1, Weight 22. [17:18] <&Hebizuka> > "Subcarbine" - 10.5 inch barrel + Retractable stock. Effects: Weapon becomes Class 2, Weight 9. [17:18] <DanaLove> Let's make this bad boy a big-boy's rifle then. How much? [17:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Mmmm well... This will essentially turn your weapon into an M16A4. [17:20] <DanaLove> So no more Masterkey...? [17:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Oh no, the Masterkey will still be compatible. Actually no, I'm not even correct, it will be just like an M16A4 but it still has the full-auto selector. So that makes it... An M16A3. [17:22] <DanaLove> Same ammo, same MAsterkey, same awesome, but longer rifle means better pew-pew? [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Well, not really. You're making a heavier weapon, really, but if you feel like it's more comfortable for you... [17:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Switching to the Rifle config will take just a few minutes and 100 P$, unless you changed your mind... [17:23] <DanaLove> Nah, I think I'll pass. Bye. [17:23] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Okay. What else can I do for you then? [17:23] <DanaLove> Uhhhh... what items do you have? [17:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] What are you looking for? Crafting items? Blueprints? Toolkits? [17:25] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] GCKs? [17:25] <DanaLove> Crafting items. [17:26] <&Hebizuka> =Items= [17:26] <&Hebizuka> [Item] Stylish old revolver grip. It looks like a middle-19th century style revolver grip, but the rest of the weapon is not there. [17:26] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A high-carbon steel wire. A piece of flexible and highly durable wire. [17:26] <&Hebizuka> [Item] Tiny shotgun barrel. It seems to be a very short 12 gauge shotgun barrel, but it won't work as a weapon on its own. Perhaps it's a piece of a weapon? [17:26] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A HITB battery. A Hebizuka Industrial Tesla Battery, generating power using Tesla technology as used in power rooms. What can it used for? [17:27] <DanaLove> Sorry, I think I'll pass. Bye [17:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Well, that's too bad for you. [17:27] <DanaLove> \\ And I'm calling it a game. If you wanan eat/pass time for like 3 hours, I'll be back from Lab then. If not, session's over. \\ [17:28] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [17:30] <&Hebizuka> 222 rooms (+16), 61 kills (+4), 1 SE, 6 missions (+1), 0 Amulets, 5651 P$ (+2076), 0 Runs [17:30] <&Hebizuka> Score: 456 pts (+55) [17:30] <&Hebizuka> Position: 2nd [17:31] <&Hebizuka> =Today's stats= (Legend: Hits/Attempts) [17:31] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 12/14 [17:31] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 12/14 (86%) [17:31] <&Hebizuka> =All-time stats= [17:31] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 167/216 (77%) [17:31] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 4/7 (57%) [17:31] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 6/6 (100%) [17:31] <&Hebizuka> Special/Other 1/1 (100%) [17:31] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 178/230 (77% accuracy) [17:31] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [17:31] <&Hebizuka> +4 youkai eliminated [17:31] <&Hebizuka> Headshots +4 [17:32] <&Hebizuka> Brute force +4 [17:32] <&Hebizuka> Pistol +3 [17:32] <&Hebizuka> Shotgun +1 [17:32] <&Hebizuka> 2 new recommendations [17:33] <&Hebizuka> Pistol badge - Bronze (Passed 10 victims with pistols) [17:34] <&Hebizuka> Headshot Medal awarded (Passed 30 victims with attacks to the head)