Log:Game 116 (Meta, no ontology)

[11:09] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to MzW, Eris Lilium. You've visited 260 rooms. Next special room is at the 270th. Use !mrooms3 to continue [11:09] <Shiki> !mrooms3 [11:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Shiki ] Left door: 2883 - Front door: 1672 - Right door: 2003 - Roomstyle: 208 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [11:09] * Shiki right door [11:10] <~Hebizuka> *A pantry. There's some food on the shelves here, as well as a strange package.* [11:11] * Shiki checks it [11:11] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Cucumber. 1d5 [11:11] <Shiki> .. [11:11] <Shiki> :3 [11:11] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Body implant - "Armored Dragon Skin" body resiliency enhancer [11:11] * Shiki stores cucumber [11:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: "Armored dragon skin"? [11:12] * Shiki rather [11:12] * Shiki hands both to jun [11:12] <Shiki> sounds like its for skin [11:12] <Shiki> resiliance or something [11:14] <Shiki> jun the cucumber [11:14] <Shiki> do not eat it [11:14] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun stops and observes the cucumber.* [11:14] <~SU_Tempest> *She observes it HARD.µ [11:14] <Shiki> do not [11:14] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You're being gross again. [11:14] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I won't eat that filthy thing. [11:14] <Shiki> good [11:14] <~SU_Tempest> *She reluctantly stores it anyway.* [11:15] <Shiki> Kappa's go nuts for it [11:15] <Shiki> so maybe we can trade it :3 [11:15] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... Oh! That's right! [11:15] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:15] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3851 - Front door: 3014 - Right door: 172 - Roomstyle: 297 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [11:16] * Eris` right door [11:19] <~Hebizuka> *You made it into a maidhouse. There's the head maid with a revolver, watching TV along with her two subordinate maids. There's also some food on the table.* [11:19] * Eris` checks the food [11:20] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Military rations bag. 5d7 [11:20] <~Hebizuka> *This MRB's main course is buffalo steak plus BBQ sauce.* [11:20] * Eris` hands lunch/me hands it to jun [11:21] <~Hebizuka> Ally's weight: 113.42/120 [11:21] <Eris`> oh nice [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yes, very nice! [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> Maid2: Shhhh~ '-' [11:22] <Eris`> oh sorry [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, uh, sorry. [11:22] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:22] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1857 - Front door: 4577 - Right door: 3422 - Roomstyle: 253 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [11:22] * Eris` front door [11:23] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's an interesting box of ammo on the floor, right next to a big-ass weapon.* [11:23] * Eris` checks out the weapon [11:24] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Mauser MG42 light machine gun | 7.92x57mm Mauser - MG42 ammo belt (50 rounds) - Full-auto. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 50/50] [11:24] * Eris` checks the ammo [11:24] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .454 Casull, 60 rounds [11:24] <Eris`> ... [11:24] <Eris`> :D! [11:24] * Eris` loads the joshua [11:25] <~Hebizuka> Joshua: +8 rounds [Ammo: 7+1/7] [11:25] * Eris` hands the rest of them to jun [11:25] <~Hebizuka> *You're left with 52 rounds of .454 Casull, which Jun takes.* [11:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: This is a huuuuge gun. [11:26] * Eris` then hands jun one of his beretta to free up his W3 slot [11:26] * Eris` equips Joshua there [11:27] <Eris`> im gonna give this thing a try [11:27] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [11:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4897 - Front door: 5260 - Right door: 2008 - Roomstyle: 305 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [11:28] * Eris` right door [11:28] <~Hebizuka> *You have swapped one of your M9s for the Joshua.* [11:28] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 [11:28] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [11:30] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into an armory. There's a Death Faction Soldier listening to some hard rock while cleaning a bunch of guide rods for pistols. The soldier carries a sniper rifle, and there's another two weapons in the gun locker.* [11:30] <Eris`> hmm [11:30] * Eris` punches the locker open with his cybernetic fist [11:30] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [11:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 3 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [11:31] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Hey what the fuck are you doing??! [11:31] <Eris`> taking these [11:31] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: We're shopping '-' [<= Innocent face] [11:32] <~Hebizuka> =Objects= [11:32] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - SIG Sauer SG552 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - SG magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 29+1/30] [11:32] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Piano wire - SPECIAL ~ Only works in stealth attacks and against certain enemies only, but may cause insta-kill. Weight: 3 [11:34] <Eris`> hmmm [11:34] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: *Can't believe what he is seeing.* [11:35] * Eris` swaps flashbang to mark3 [11:35] * Eris` then unpins mark3 and casually throws it at the soldier [11:36] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [11:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [11:36] <~Hebizuka> *FT -1, +1 bonus; Far-hit.* [11:37] <~Hebizuka> *The explosion throws the Soldier off their feet and chair, and into the wall behind. Ouch!* [11:37] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [11:37] <EliasBot> [EXTREMITY] Left foot [11:37] <~Hebizuka> *The blast would've caused a wound on the left foot had it not been explosion-resistant.* [11:37] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [11:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Poor guy '-' [11:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Grabs one of her Flashbangs.* [11:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Throws it at the Soldier, completely casually.~* [11:39] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:39] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 5 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [11:39] <~Hebizuka> *BANG!!* [11:40] <~Hebizuka> *The grenade flashes and deafens the Soldier, who's temporarily affected by flashbang blindness.* [11:40] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [11:40] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: WHY CAN'T I HEAR ANYTHING [11:41] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: MOMMY TURN THE LIGHTS ON... Dx [11:41] <Eris`> .. [11:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Ha! [11:41] * Eris` laughing [11:41] <~Hebizuka> *He attempts shooting at you, though he isn't even looking down the scope...* [11:41] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [11:41] <EliasBot> [BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [11:41] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:41] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [11:41] <Eris`> .. [11:41] <Eris`> id say something but hes deaf [11:41] <~Hebizuka> *He naturally fails to hit you despite the enhanced weapon; and the bullet comes smashing the gun locker behind you, destroying one of the hinges.* [11:42] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [11:42] <~Hebizuka> *The effects of the flashbang dissipated.* [11:42] <~Hebizuka> *It's now your turn.* [11:42] * Eris` points Joshua at him after drawing it [11:42] <Eris`> see what happens when you ask unneccessary questions [11:43] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier's vision clears... only to see a HUGE gun pointed at them.* [11:43] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: ... ... *Color disappears from their face.* [11:43] <Eris`> so ill give you a chance [11:43] <Eris`> drop all your shit and run [11:43] <Eris`> fast [11:43] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: ... A-a-all of it? [11:44] <Eris`> all of it [11:44] <Eris`> you can keep your uniform [11:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Quickly, the Soldier drops weapon, LBE, then removes armor and helmet... then runs the heck out of here.* [11:44] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [11:44] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [11:44] <~SU_Tempest> *He succeeds at escaping.* [11:44] <~SU_Tempest> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [11:45] * Eris` checks the items :D [11:46] <Eris`> .. [11:46] <Eris`> you know when people say walk softly and carry a big gun [11:46] <Eris`> this must be what they ment [11:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...We carry SEVEN big guns, Eris. [11:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I think it works wonders! [11:46] <Eris`> :D [11:47] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing and armor >Weapons >LBE and contents [11:47] <Eris`> >weapons [11:48] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Savage Arms 110BA sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - 110BA magazine (6+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + Silencer, 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: 22 [Ammo: 4+1/6] [12:01] <Eris`> >LBE [12:01] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [12:01] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 0 units - Ammo pouch (4 units), Consumables pouch (3 units) [12:01] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Savage Arms 110BA 6-round magazine. Weight: 1+0.06 [Ammo: 6/6] [12:01] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [12:01] * Eris` grabs the cash and hands it to jun [12:02] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 226 +24 [12:02] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 226 ] [ Rolls: 189 ] [ Total Score: 189 ] [12:02] <~SU_Tempest> *You find 213 P$ in that purse.* [12:02] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: $_$ [12:02] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's carried money: 1112 P$* [12:04] * Eris` equips flashgrenade [12:05] * Eris` stores piano wire [12:05] <~Hebizuka> 64.94/65 [12:07] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1398 - Front door: 3164 - Right door: 1693 - Roomstyle: 93 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:07] * Eris` left door [12:08] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a set of stairs...* [12:09] <~Hebizuka> *...you reach a laboratory, which is apparently empty and devoid of much useful things. There's just some broken object on the floor* [12:09] * Eris` looks at the broken object [12:09] <~Hebizuka> [Broken gun] A broken half of a shotgun, without stock nor trigger. Value: 20 Metal [12:10] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:10] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 938 - Front door: 1800 - Right door: 5490 - Roomstyle: 195 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [12:10] * Eris` front door [12:11] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger, 50%. [12:11] <~Hebizuka> *More stairs. And another laboratory. Again empty. This time, there's a box of ammo on the floor.* [12:12] <Eris`> hungry x.x [12:12] <Eris`> .. hey jun give me that ration pack [12:12] <Eris`> :3 [12:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun hands you the MRB.* [12:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Eat how many portions? (max 5)* [12:12] * Eris` rips into it and eats all of it [12:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 5 7 [12:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 5 d 7 ] [ Rolls: 6 5 2 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 18 ] [12:13] <Eris`> ( ﾟ∩ﾟ) notbad.jpg [12:13] <~Hebizuka> *It's not -so- bad. Your Hunger falls to 32%.* [12:13] <~Hebizuka> *You somehow feel more accurate.* [12:13] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: FT dropped by 1. [12:14] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4337 - Front door: 3134 - Right door: 1267 - Roomstyle: 218 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:14] * Eris` left door -3000 [12:14] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun's stomach growls loudly. She pouts.* [12:14] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Awwe... [12:15] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a sinister prison room, riddled with @graffiti all over the walls and even the floor. There's a weapon on this floor...* [12:15] * Eris` checks the weapon [12:15] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Tessen - Blunt/Sharp. Weight: 3 [12:16] <Eris`> the weapon of japanese generals [12:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What's "Japanese"? '-' [12:16] <Eris`> something from my world [12:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh. [12:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Makes me think of nipponese... [12:16] <Eris`> .. [12:17] <Eris`> anyway [12:17] <Eris`> you can eat something just.. not the cucumber [12:17] <Eris`> >_> [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I HAD NO PLANS TO. [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Annoyed pout.* [12:17] <Eris`> making sure [12:17] <~SU_Tempest> *She takes out a lollipop and a pomegranate from her bag... about to eat them.* [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 lollipop [12:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 7 pome [12:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 7 ] [ Rolls: 4 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... Tasty. [12:18] * Eris` hands her his crepe [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, thanks! I was still hungry.. [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 4 [12:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 2 ] [ Total Score: 2 ] [12:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Nom~* [12:19] * Eris` then hands her the vitamins out of his bag [12:19] <Eris`> take this [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What? [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What's that? [12:19] <Eris`> vitamins [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun shrugs and swallows.* [12:20] <Eris`> and now you should feel better at least some what [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I do feel on edge. o.o [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I feel... AWARE. [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> [/van damme] [12:20] <Eris`> :x [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun coughs* [12:20] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:20] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1854 - Front door: 4759 - Right door: 4210 - Roomstyle: 203 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Anyway, let's mooove~ [12:20] * Eris` front door [12:21] <~Hebizuka> *You enter another prison room, with @graffiti again. More ammo on the floor!* [12:21] * Eris` checks the ammo [12:21] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, FRAG-12, 9 rounds [12:21] <Eris`> .. [12:22] * Eris` stores [12:22] <~Hebizuka> *Total FRAG-12 carried: 33* [12:22] <~Hebizuka> 64.03/65 [12:23] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:23] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2763 - Front door: 5087 - Right door: 3932 - Roomstyle: 36 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:24] * Eris` left door [12:24] <~Hebizuka> *You climb more stairs...* [12:26] <~Hebizuka> *You get into a storage area, with its many boxes and containers everywhere. There's not much in them, except for one which contains some clothing. There's also only one door.* [12:26] * Eris` checks them [12:26] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Twaron helmet - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Ballistic protective, fire-retardant - Weight: 9 [12:30] <Eris`> =w= [12:30] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [12:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 2825 - Roomstyle: 234 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:30] * Eris` enters [12:31] <~Hebizuka> *A TV room. There's an archaeologist sitting there, watching said TV. There's also a shiny object in the corner.* [12:32] * Eris` checks the shiny object [12:32] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Golden 4.2mm APHE bullet - Value 150-550 P$ (1d401 +149) [12:33] * Eris` stores [12:33] <~Hebizuka> *It's a little heavy to carry it on top of the rest. (You will reach 65.03/65). Continue anyway?* [12:33] * Eris` equips citrine in gem cannon [12:36] <~Hebizuka> *Gem Cannon loaded with a yellow gem. Thunder Beam enabled.* [12:36] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1665 - Front door: 2482 - Right door: 3742 - Roomstyle: 112 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [12:36] * Eris` left door [12:36] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 280th.* [12:37] <~Hebizuka> *A kitchen. A lone maid is there, lazying around instead of cleaning the floor. Jun however, suddenly feels strange.* [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Shit, shit! Eris! [12:38] <Eris`> .. [12:38] <Eris`> what is it? [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: IT'S A TRAP! [12:38] <Eris`> .. [12:38] <Eris`> thanks admiral ackbar [12:39] <~Hebizuka> *Jun saw and detected a trip button on the floor.* [12:39] <~Hebizuka> *She JUMPS ON THE KITCHEN'S SINK, and sneaks towards the doors.* [12:39] <~Hebizuka> *While doing so, she looks like a cat.* [12:39] <Eris`> ... [12:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: There. [12:39] <Eris`> so cute [12:39] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Cross it now! [12:40] <~SU_Tempest> Maid: ...Woah, that's some shrine maiden... [12:40] <~SU_Tempest> *Since you have Ninja Speed, you can pass the trap safely-- oh okay* [12:40] <Eris`> i fear nothing [12:41] * Eris` never mind then [12:41] <~SU_Tempest> *So do you trigger it or not?* [12:41] * Eris` wisens up [12:41] * Eris` bypasses it [12:41] <~SU_Tempest> *You may go to the doors.* [12:42] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:42] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3273 - Front door: 4749 - Right door: 356 - Roomstyle: 312 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [12:42] * Eris` enters right door [12:44] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a mess hall. There's nobody here though. Jun is still tense, though.* [12:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: IT'S A TARP AGAIN [12:44] <Eris`> .. [12:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: D: [12:44] <Eris`> MAGIKARP [12:45] * Eris` looks around [12:45] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun does a double salto jump above the trip button and lands (like a cat), perfectly in front of the doors.* [12:45] * Eris` just ninjas past the button [12:45] <~Hebizuka> *You ninja past the button.* [12:47] <~Hebizuka> *You may get through the doors.* [12:47] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:47] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2759 - Front door: 5009 - Right door: 1592 - Roomstyle: 274 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:48] * Eris` front door [12:48] <~Hebizuka> *The effects of the military rations bag have ceased.* [12:48] <~Hebizuka> *The effects of vitamins on your ally have ceased.* [12:48] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [12:49] <~Hebizuka> *You land on the fresh grass of a grassy room. There's another big ass weapon on the floor.* [12:49] * Eris` checks the weapon [12:50] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - TsNIITochMash PKP Pecheneg light machine gun | 7.62x54mm R - PKP ammo belt (200 rounds) - Full-auto. Weight: Unsparable [Ammo: 200/200] [12:51] <Eris`> =w= [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun picks it up... then immediately crashes on the floor.* [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: HURK [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *pant* Too heavy ;-; [12:52] <Eris`> =w= [12:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I can't carry this heavy thing. I'll keep my OSV >.< [12:52] <Eris`> i dont like these either [12:53] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [12:53] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3990 - Front door: 547 - Right door: 3818 - Roomstyle: 182 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [12:53] * Eris` left door [12:53] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger, 40% [12:54] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a regular, featureless room. There's yet another box of ammo on the floor!* [12:54] * Eris` checks it [12:54] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bow arrows, 60 rounds [12:55] <Eris`> hey jun can you carry these? [12:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, uh, sure! But why do you need that? [12:56] <~Hebizuka> Ally weight 110.94/120 [12:56] <Eris`> i plan to pick up a bow [12:56] <Eris`> eventually [12:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Cool ~ [13:00] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:00] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5149 - Front door: 1393 - Right door: 4345 - Roomstyle: 97 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:00] * Eris` front door [13:01] <~Hebizuka> *You ride stairs downwards.* [13:02] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into an electrical room. The humming of power machinery can be heard in here, and there's a computer, turned on and left idle, on a desk. The room is occupied by three shady-looking people with lever-action shotguns...* [13:02] * Eris` blinks [13:03] * Eris` observes quietly [13:04] <~Hebizuka> *The three people are wearing duster coats, cowboy hats and cowboy boots. They seem to be carrying lever-action shotguns, and they're plotting together around the computer. They look like desperados.* [13:04] <~SU_Tempest> Desp1: Just a little more time and the power is out. [13:04] <~SU_Tempest> Desp2: Good. We can finally move on with the plan. [13:04] * Eris` switches out his stabagain for piano wire [13:05] <~Hebizuka> *Weapon switched.* [13:05] <~Hebizuka> *None of the desperados have seen you yet, you may still do something.* [13:06] * Eris` whispers "They're up to no good.. so" [13:06] * Eris` sneaks up on one of the desperados and uses the piano wire [13:07] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [13:07] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [13:07] * Eris` flawless necksnap [13:07] <~Hebizuka> *You snap the desperado's neck. AND NONE OF ITS COLLEAGUES EVEN NOTICED.* [13:07] <~SU_Tempest> Desp1: Just a little bit more of cracking... [13:07] * Eris` drags him back away from them [13:07] <~SU_Tempest> Desp2: *hurk!* [13:07] <~SU_Tempest> Desp3: That's cool. [13:07] * Eris` repeats again on another one [13:07] <~Hebizuka> *Hold on! End of your turn~* [13:08] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn.* [13:08] * Eris` raises finger to lips telling jun to keep quiet [13:08] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Piano wire] Desperado #2 (T) [13:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Nods silently* [13:09] <~Hebizuka> *She pulls her MP5/10.* [13:09] <~Hebizuka> *Aims down her reflex sight, and dumps 5 shots in the second Desperado, and another 5 in the third.* [13:09] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [13:09] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [13:10] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 5 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [13:10] <~Hebizuka> *Flawless and total victory.* [13:10] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [H&K MP5/10A3] Desperado #1 [13:10] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [H&K MP5/10A3] Desperado #3 [13:10] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [13:11] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm... Dangerous! [13:11] * Eris` (Agent 47) [13:11] * Eris` adjusts non existant tie [13:11] <~SU_Tempest> *Your non-existent bald head shines.* [13:11] * Eris` swaps back for stabagain [13:11] <~Hebizuka> *All of those dead people dropped several objects.* [13:12] * Eris` digs through their stuff [13:15] <~Hebizuka> >Clothing and armor >Weapons and related >LBE and contents [13:15] <Eris`> >weapons [13:15] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons and related= [13:15] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Winchester Model 1887 shotgun | 12 gauge - Internal tube (5+1 rounds) - Pump-action (Lever). Weight: 14 [4+1/5, 5x Flechette] [13:15] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Winchester Model 1887 shotgun | 12 gauge - Internal tube (5+1 rounds) - Pump-action (Lever). Weight: 14 [4+1/5, 5x FRAG-12] [13:15] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Winchester Model 1887 shotgun | 12 gauge - Internal tube (5+1 rounds) - Pump-action (Lever). Weight: 14 [4+1/5, 5x Buckshot] [13:15] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt Single Action Army revolver | .45 Colt - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Single-action. Weight: 5 [Ammo:6/6] [13:15] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt Single Action Army revolver | .45 Colt - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Single-action. Weight: 5 [Ammo:6/6] [13:15] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt Single Action Army revolver | .45 Colt - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Single-action. Weight: 5 [Ammo:6/6] [13:16] * Eris` unloads the shotguns and takes the ammo [13:17] <~Hebizuka> *+5x Flechette, +5x FRAG-12, +5x Buckshot. Total carried: Flechette x5, FRAG-12 x38, Buckshot x147* [13:18] <~Hebizuka> 63. [13:18] <~Hebizuka> 63.18/65 [13:19] <Eris`> >LBE [13:19] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [13:19] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 3x 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 0 units - Ammo pouch (4 units), Consumables pouch (3 units) [13:19] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, flechette, 30 rounds [13:19] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, FRAG-12, 30 rounds [13:19] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 30 rounds [13:19] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: 12x Colt Single Action Army 6-round cartridge holder. Weight: 0.5+0.06 [Ammo: 6/6] [13:19] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] 3x Cash - Purse - Value 15-150 P$ (1d136 +14) [13:20] * Eris` snatches all the shells and the money [13:20] <~Hebizuka> *+30x Flechette, +30x FRAG-12, +30x Buckshot. Total carried: Flechette x35, FRAG-12 x68, Buckshot x177* [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 136 +42 [13:20] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 136 ] [ Rolls: 18 11 134 ] [ Total Score: 163 ] [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> *You found 207 P$ in all three purses.* [13:21] * Eris` hands the money to jun [13:21] <Eris`> this has been a very good expierience [13:21] <~Hebizuka> *Ally carries: 1319 P$.* [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: MONEY. [13:22] <Eris`> AMMO! [13:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yes, a VERY good experience. Also money. [13:22] * Eris` looks at his shotgun [13:22] * Eris` grins [13:22] * Eris` exchanges all the shells for frag 12 [13:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, aren't you gonna use those stupid powerful shells you told me about? [13:22] <~Hebizuka> Kel-Tec KSG: Unloaded ; obtained 14x 12 gauge buckshot [13:23] <~Hebizuka> Kel-Tec KSG: +15 rounds (15x FRAG-12) [14+1/14, 15x FRAG-12] [13:23] <Eris`> yes yes i am [13:23] <Eris`> now that i have alot of them [13:23] <~Hebizuka> 64.07/65 [13:25] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:25] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3371 - Front door: 4998 - Right door: 589 - Roomstyle: 277 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [13:25] * Eris` front door [13:26] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 3 [13:26] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 3 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [13:27] <~Hebizuka> *Another prison room, with more graffiti. But in this room, this time, there's a prisoner bound to the wall. There's also a Maze Guard with a pistol holstered, sitting in their booth. Lastly there's also an object on the floor.* [13:28] * Eris` checks out the object [13:28] <Eris`> @graffiti [13:28] <EliasBot> *A caricature of a Maze Soldier.* [13:28] <~Hebizuka> *It depicts a caricatural Soldier with a deformed gun-shaped penis.* [13:28] <~Hebizuka> *There's also the "faget" word etched next to it.* [13:29] <~Hebizuka> [Item] A ceramic-plated jockstrap. Covered with titanium plating, both in front and back. It needs to be attached to something else to be worn... [13:30] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 623 - Front door: 5628 - Right door: 5404 - Roomstyle: 163 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:30] * Eris` front door [13:31] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [13:31] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [13:33] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a bedroom. There's someone sitting there, watching TV on a small set. That person has a dick huge pistol, said pistol is resting on the person's lap. There's also a handbag with stuff inside next to the bed. Lastly you notice a small shiny on the floor.* [13:33] * Eris` checks the pistol first [13:34] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Gray gem - Unidentified [13:34] * Eris` hands the gem to jun [13:35] <~Hebizuka> Ally 111.94/120 [13:35] <~SU_Tempest> Person: Hey, whatcha doing? [13:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Just picking up some rock on the floor. [13:35] <~SU_Tempest> Person: Oh. [13:36] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5418 - Front door: 304 - Right door: 1641 - Roomstyle: 202 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:37] * Eris` front door [13:38] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a medieval styled room. Not much here and nobody in sight, just some clothing on the heavy wooden table.* [13:39] * Eris` looks at the clothing [13:39] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Legs addon - Twaron leg pads - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Fire-retardant - Weight: 5 [13:39] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:39] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 414 - Front door: 4969 - Right door: 5553 - Roomstyle: 23 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [13:39] * Eris` left door [13:40] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a kitchen... A messy kitchen. There's blood all over the place. This makes Jun eep in surprise... from the sight and the smell. You see a package on the floor here...* [13:41] * Eris` checks the package [13:41] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Head implant - BCI microchip system, Brain/Eye enhancement [13:41] <Eris`> take that if you have room for it jun [13:42] <~Hebizuka> *Jun grabs the package.* [13:42] <~Hebizuka> Ally 112.94/120 [13:43] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [13:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4766 - Front door: 2231 - Right door: 1734 - Roomstyle: 7 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [13:44] * Eris` right door [13:44] <~Hebizuka> *You enter another warehouse room. There's an abandoned shipment in this room, one full of ammunition if one reads what's written on it. There's also a weapon, and only one door.* [13:44] * Eris` goes to check out the ammo [13:45] <~Hebizuka> =Ammo shipment= [13:45] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .500 Smith & Wesson, 15 rounds [13:45] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.92x57mm Mauser, 100 rounds [13:45] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .408 Chey Tac, 70 rounds [13:45] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, incendiary slug, 5 rounds [13:45] <Eris`> .. [13:45] * Eris` takes the .408 and the slugs [13:46] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: .408 Chey Tac x91, Incendiary slug x34* [13:46] <~Hebizuka> 64.82/65 [13:47] * Eris` checks out the weapon [13:47] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Glock 18C machine pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Glock 9mm magazine (33+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 3 [Ammo: 32+1/33] [13:49] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [13:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1055 - Roomstyle: 8 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [13:49] * Eris` enters [13:50] <~Hebizuka> *You meet again with the teleporting keypad.* [13:51] * Eris` calls 5-gun-shop [13:51] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: *Calling... 5-486-7487...* [13:53] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: *Welcome to the unified gun shop phone service. The closest gun shop is in room 1334. Would you like to bring the gun shop to your current room?* [13:54] * Eris` hangs up [13:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Phone battery remaining : 4/6* [13:54] <Eris`> well then we're going to room 1334 [13:54] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Who was it? '-' [13:54] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh, why? [13:54] <Eris`> gun shop :D [13:54] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun goes 'yay' and lifts her arms up.* [13:55] * Eris` types in 1334 [13:55] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [13:55] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [13:55] * Eris` enters [13:55] <~Hebizuka> *You're teleported to...* [13:55] <~Hebizuka> *...a regular, featureless room where a gun shop stand has been set up.* [13:55] <Eris`> yay~ [13:55] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Hey. Welcome. [13:56] <Eris`> phone numbers and teleporters are useful! [13:56] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: If ya say so. Can I do somethin' fer ya? [13:58] <Eris`> what cha got :3 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> =Gun shop= [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov AK-101 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - AK-101 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - MAT-49 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - MAT-49 magazine (32 rounds, no +1) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 5 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Glock 22 pistol | .40 S&W - Glock 22 magazine (15+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - IMI Desert Eagle Mk VII pistol | .44 Magnum - Deagle .44 magazine (8+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 5 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - M67 fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 12 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 1/item [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - DWM Luger P08 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Luger magazine (8+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - MkIIIA2 high-explosive grenade. May damage targets with explosive power. Weight: 3/item [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Armalite AR-10 battle rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - AR-10 magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M16A4 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - STANAG magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3. Weight: 22 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Dragunov SVD sniper rifle | 7.62x54mm R - SVD magazine (10+1 rounds) - Semi-auto + PSO-1 4-24x scope. Weight: 22 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K MP5A3 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - MP5 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 5 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Smith & Wesson Model 610 revolver | 10mm Auto - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 5 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M16A2 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - STANAG magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3. Weight: 22 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Nexter FA-MAS F1 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - FAMAS magazine (25+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K G36C assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - G36 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 9 [13:59] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K G3A3 battle rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - G3 magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [14:07] <Eris`> ok i have some spare magazines that are weighing me down, can you take them off my hands? [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Ah, sure. Will you sell them loaded or empty? [14:08] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Cause I can also buy back your ammunition, if you'd like me to. [14:09] <Eris`> empty [14:09] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Very well. How many will you sell, and which ones? [14:09] * Eris` unloads 8 of his baretta clips and puts them up on the counter [14:10] <~Hebizuka> 9x19mm Parabellum: +120 [14:10] <~Hebizuka> Total carried: 207 [14:10] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Lemme check the going rate on those... [14:10] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: I can buy back all 8 for 100 P$. [14:11] <Eris`> alright [14:11] * Eris` hands the money to jun [14:11] <~Hebizuka> *You sold 8x Beretta 92 series 15-round magazines for 100 P$. You gave the money to your ally.* [14:11] <~Hebizuka> 60.82/65 [14:11] <~Hebizuka> *Ally carries: 1419 P$.* [14:12] <Eris`> do you need any ammo jun? [14:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun checks her backpack...* [14:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Nah, I think I'm good. [14:13] <Eris`> ok thank you [14:13] <Eris`> thats alot of weight off me [14:13] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Got enough. :3 [14:13] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Anything else? [14:14] <Eris`> no thats good [14:14] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:14] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 1449 - Front door: 3330 - Right door: 4384 - Roomstyle: 19 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:14] * Eris` front door [14:14] <Eris`> thanks~ [14:14] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun uses the occasion to reload her MP5's M203.* [14:15] <~Hebizuka> Ally 111.94/120 [14:16] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a scratched room, full of graffiti. There is an object on the floor...* [14:17] * Eris` checks the object [14:17] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Reflex sight: Aimpoint CompM2 sight with rail and clamp. [14:18] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:18] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3902 - Front door: 593 - Right door: 4765 - Roomstyle: 22 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [14:18] * Eris` front door [14:19] <~Hebizuka> *A kitchen. There is a butler washing dishes by hand here.* [14:20] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:20] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5555 - Front door: 5882 - Right door: 563 - Roomstyle: 23 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:20] * Eris` left door [14:20] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger 50%. [14:21] <~Hebizuka> *A messy kitchen, with a lot of dirty and strange, suspicious stains on the walls... There's also a package!* [14:22] * Eris` checks the package [14:22] <~Hebizuka> [Bionics] Body implant - Enhanced Digestive System [14:23] * Eris` hands it to jun [14:23] <Eris`> more stuff to sell [14:23] <Eris`> =w= [14:23] <~Hebizuka> 112.94/120 [14:26] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 4387 - Front door: 485 - Right door: 3787 - Roomstyle: 285 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [14:26] * Eris` right door [14:26] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun's stomach growls.* [14:28] <~Hebizuka> *A TV room again! You can check @whatsonTV if you'd like. But that TV room is occupied by an unpleasant-looking creature; a Yautja!* [14:30] * Eris` grabs stabagain and leaps at the alien thing stabbing it in both eyes [14:30] <Eris`> !mdice 4 6 [14:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 4 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 6 1 5 ] [ Total Score: 16 ] [14:31] <~Hebizuka> *Scores: 10 and 6. FT: 4 -1 +1 (4). You hit on both accounts, stabbing and destroying both of the Yautja's eyes. That was enough to make it scream in pain... and die very quickly. [14:31] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Stabagain] Yautja (T) [14:31] <Eris`> =w= [14:32] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [14:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Just like in that movie [14:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...sooooo cool. [/swoon] [14:33] <Eris`> :3 [14:33] <Eris`> @whatsontv [14:33] <EliasBot> [Cartoon] Jazz the Jackster [14:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, it's that green rabbit!: [14:33] * Eris` changes the channel [14:34] <Eris`> @whatsontv [14:34] <EliasBot> [Sitcom] Giant Teacher Oni [GTO] [14:34] <~Hebizuka> *You spot the TV remote, and change the channel.* [14:34] <Eris`> .. [14:34] <Eris`> .. pffft [14:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... Oh it's that ... gross pervert oni. Ew. [14:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Turn that TV off please <.< [14:34] * Eris` turns it off [14:34] <~Hebizuka> *The TV shuts up.* [14:34] <Eris`> it could have been porn [14:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. [14:34] <Eris`> :3 [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Annoyed.* [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: CAN WE MOVE ON. u.u [14:35] * Eris` laughs a bit and hugs her tight [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Bwu-. [14:35] <Eris`> im just teasing you [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... mmrf, Eriiiis... [14:35] <Eris`> what? [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You know I don't like gross stuff... *Nuzzles in the hug.* [14:35] * Eris` pets [14:36] <Eris`> but your so cute when your annoyed X3 [14:36] <~SU_Tempest> *She looks away.* [14:36] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:36] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 3712 - Front door: 3402 - Right door: 3993 - Roomstyle: 158 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:36] * Eris` front door [14:37] <~Hebizuka> *ANOTHER TV room. A Yousei servant is watching, apparently with a lot of interest. There also seem to be some armor on the floor...* [14:37] <Eris`> @whatsontv [14:37] <EliasBot> [Sci-fi] Chainsaw Runner [14:38] * Eris` checks out the armor [14:38] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Type-4 Kevlar vest (Upper body) - AC Kevlar-4 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 [14:38] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:38] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 827 - Front door: 3874 - Right door: 2887 - Roomstyle: 228 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [14:38] * Eris` left door [14:38] <~Hebizuka> *Trapdoor!* [14:39] <~Hebizuka> *This time you land into a radio room. The @radio can naturally be used and listened to. There's food next to said radio, too.* [14:39] * Eris` beelines the food [14:40] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Cheeseburger. 1d55 [14:40] <Eris`> +_+ [14:40] <Eris`> .. [14:40] * Eris` offers it to jun [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: BURGER [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GIMME GIMME GIMME *cutest face in existence* [14:40] * Eris` gives [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> *Suddenly her face appears to you in a shiny, rainbowy environment.* [14:40] <Eris`> <3 [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> *You can't resist giving her the treat.* [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 55 Cheeseburger [14:40] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 55 ] [ Rolls: 29 ] [ Total Score: 29 ] [14:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun loudly burps, contrasting completely with her earlier totalcute moe modo.* [14:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...That WAS awesome.~ [14:43] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [14:43] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 5389 - Front door: 2353 - Right door: 4129 - Roomstyle: 110 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [14:43] * Eris` front door [14:44] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A fight happened here a while ago, judging from the blood, bullet holes and spent casings on the floor. Only one door. There's some broken item on the floor.* [14:47] * Eris` flips his /me flips open phone [14:47] * Eris` flips open phone [14:48] * Eris` calls for food [14:48] * Eris` 5-get-food [14:48] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: *Dialing... 5-438-3663* [14:48] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: Welcome to the unified food service number. What are you calling for? [14:48] <~SU_Tempest> >Delicatessen >Chef [14:49] <Eris`> >Delicatessen [14:51] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: The closest delicatessen is in room 4757. Would you like to call the shop owner to bring it in your room? [14:51] * Eris` yes [14:51] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [14:51] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 5 ] [ Total Score: 10 ] [14:51] <~SU_Tempest> *The food merchant will be here in 10 turns. Wait for it?* [14:52] * Eris` wait [14:52] * Eris` spends 10 turns snuggling with jun [14:52] <~SU_Tempest> *10 turns in Jun's arms later...* [14:52] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger 64%. [14:52] <~SU_Tempest> *A food merchant comes in, with its stand.* [14:52] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Sorry I took so long, I was a bit busy. I'm here now! [14:53] <Eris`> its alright..what do you have [14:54] <~Hebizuka> =Food merchant= [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Can of lemonade. 1d25 - Strength+10%, Alertness increase for 6 turns [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Sole. 1d12 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Gambas. 3d4 - Bad breath for 6 turns [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of honeywine. 4d7 - Inebriation +11d6 per portion [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of orange juice. 1d8 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Coconut. 1d6 - Laxative [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Crepe. 1d4 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of cola drink. 4d10 - Strength+10% for 3 turns per portion [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Kangaroo meat. 1d44 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Cup of black tea. 1d10 - Strength+10% for 8 turns [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of champagne. 4d5 - Inebriation +4d6 per portion [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Sundae. 1d40 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Muskmelon. 1d16 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Seafood - Cuttlefish. 1d6 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Parfait cake. 1d18 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of sake. 3d6 - Inebriation +3d6/portion [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - 3x Sandwich. 1d15 x3 (Three items, each weighs 1 unit.) [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Cup of coffee. 1d9 - Strength+10%, Alertness increase for 10 turns [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Horse meat (basashi). 1d36 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Brownie. 1d24 - Strength+10% for 4 turns [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - Roasted chicken thigh. 3d4 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Donut. 1d9 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Floating island. 1d20 [14:54] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Pizza slice. 1d10 (You may accumulate up to 8 pizza slices to form a Pizza, which will weigh 1 unit.) [14:55] <Eris`> i want the kangaroo meat the sandwiches and the horsemeat, also the cola [14:56] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Okay. Let me just check the prices tab... [14:57] <~Hebizuka> =BUY= [14:57] <~Hebizuka> Kangaroo meat - 350 P$ [14:57] <~Hebizuka> 3x Sandwich - 300 P$ [14:57] <~Hebizuka> Horse meat (basashi) - 245 P$ [14:57] <~Hebizuka> Bottle of cola drink - 330 P$ [14:57] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 1225 P$ [14:57] <Eris`> add the sundae and the lemonaid [14:58] <~Hebizuka> =BUY= [14:58] <~Hebizuka> Kangaroo meat - 350 P$ [14:58] <~Hebizuka> 3x Sandwich - 300 P$ [14:58] <~Hebizuka> Horse meat (basashi) - 245 P$ [14:58] <~Hebizuka> Bottle of cola drink - 330 P$ [14:58] <~Hebizuka> Sundae - 350 P$ [14:58] <~Hebizuka> Can of lemonade - 190 P$ [14:58] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 1765 P$ [14:58] * Eris` forks it over [14:59] <~Hebizuka> *Money carried remaining: 235 P$* [14:59] <Eris`> thank you very much [14:59] <~Hebizuka> *You have bought 8 food items.* [14:59] <~SU_Tempest> FMerch: Oh, hold on. You're forgetting the tax. [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: The displacement tax is 883 P$. [15:00] <Eris`> .. [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WHAT [15:00] <Eris`> jun [15:00] <Eris`> we still got our investment [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Why don't you strip us of our stuff as well? [15:00] <Eris`> this is chump change [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You flkdfm... mrrfff! [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...mmrff okay... [15:00] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I guess so... yeah... [15:01] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: The cash, please? [15:01] * Eris` hands over the rest of his money [15:01] <~Hebizuka> *You don't have enough to cover the tax.* [15:01] <~Hebizuka> *Ask Jun to pay for the rest?* [15:01] <Eris`> jun >.> [15:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: NO I'M NOT PAYING THE... ...okay. <_< [15:01] <~Hebizuka> *Jun hands 648 P$ to you.* [15:01] * Eris` hands it over [15:02] <~Hebizuka> *Money carried remaining: 0 P$* [15:02] <Eris`> this stuff should last us awhile [15:02] <~Hebizuka> *Ally money carried: 771 P$.* [15:02] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: Thank you. It's all yours [15:02] <Eris`> thanks [15:02] * Eris` immediately devours the kangeroo meat [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 44 [15:03] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 44 ] [ Rolls: 39 ] [ Total Score: 39 ] [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> *That's one of the most DELICIOUS slabs of roo meat you've ever eaten.* [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> HEV: Hunger 25%. [15:03] <Eris`> mm i can live with this [15:03] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: DIBS ON THE SANDWICHES [15:04] <Eris`> ok ok [15:04] <Eris`> though [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> *She GRABS the three sandwiches and downs one for herself.* [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 15 Sandwich [15:04] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 15 ] [ Rolls: 3 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Dissatisfied pout.* [15:04] <Eris`> .. [15:04] <Eris`> jun [15:04] <Eris`> how about this instead [15:04] * Eris` hands her the sundae [15:04] <Eris`> i got it for you anyway [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...OMIGOD A SUNDAE [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Ultra cute mode* [15:05] <~SU_Tempest> Merch: *Nosebleed.* [15:05] <Eris`> X3 [15:05] * Eris` hands it over [15:05] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun DEVOURS the sundae.* [15:05] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 40 Sundae [15:05] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 40 ] [ Rolls: 25 ] [ Total Score: 25 ] [15:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Soooooo goood. <33333 [15:05] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yay! I feel a lot better now! [15:06] * Eris` spares the rest [15:08] <~Hebizuka> 63.82/65 [15:08] <~Hebizuka> Ally 114.94/120 [15:16] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3828 - Roomstyle: 274 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:16] * Eris` enters [15:33] <~Hebizuka> *You pass the door...* [15:34] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bedroom. In here, you see an old Maze Soldier, though sans helmet or armor, or even any weapon. That Soldier is sitting in a rocking chair, reading a novel.* [15:35] * Eris` blinks [15:37] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Hmm? I've got visitors... [15:37] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Well, hello, whoever you two are. [15:39] <Eris`> hello [15:40] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: By the way, do you know where you two are? [15:40] <Eris`> not.. really [15:41] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: Right behind that silver colored door is the Cardinal Shrine. I chose to retire to this bedroom here, because being close to such a place is relaxing for the mind.. [15:42] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol: But I'm impolite... I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Captain Reyes. Ruben Reyes. Retired Soldier. And you are? [15:42] <Eris`> I see... [15:43] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I'm Jun! A shrine maiden! And he's Eris, my bodyguard. :3 [15:45] <Eris`> mmhmm [15:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *leans in and whispers* But I'm the one protecting -him-. >3> [15:46] <~SU_Tempest> Cpt. Reyes: Ahh... Since you're a shrine maiden, perhaps you could help. Lately something has been going on in the shrine... The local maidens have been suffering trouble. I hear the donation box was stolen. [15:46] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WHAT [15:46] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun's reaction face is of the priceless kind.* [15:47] <Eris`> .. [15:47] <Eris`> thats terrible [15:47] <~SU_Tempest> Cpt. Reyes: Perhaps you should get in, introduce yourselves and offer your help? [15:49] * Eris` nods [15:49] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [15:49] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1406 - Roomstyle: 121 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [15:49] <Eris`> we'll do exactly that [15:49] * Eris` enters [15:52] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a large shrine... It's much larger than normal ones. The altar to the gods is bigger and much more decorated and detailed, and the living area for the mikos is also much larger. You see four shrine maidens, chattering to each other, apparently quite worried.* [15:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I just thought about it.. I always heard of this place but I never got in there before! [15:52] <Eris`> I see.. [15:52] <Eris`> Hello.. [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> *They stop chattering immediately and observe you and Jun.* [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> *One of them is blue-haired. Another is purple-haired. Another is brown-haired, and the last is black-haired.* [15:53] <~SU_Tempest> Blue-haired miko: Visitors! [15:54] <~SU_Tempest> Black-haired: It's been so long! [15:54] <~SU_Tempest> Brown-haired: At such a time... Such a crisis! [15:54] <~SU_Tempest> Purple-haired: Yes, but we need to remain calm. [15:54] <~SU_Tempest> All four: Hi, welcome to the shrineSU_Tempest 16:10, 17 December 2012 (UTC) [15:55] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...You're... the Cardinal Shrine Maidens I've always heard about! Omigods I never thought I'd meet them in person! *Bows respectfully... then crashes on the floor, forgetting her massive amount of guns, and huge, loaded backpack on the back.* [15:55] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... owww... [15:55] <Eris`> .. [15:55] * Eris` helps her up [15:55] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Sowwie.. [15:55] <Eris`> i heard your box was taken? [15:56] <~SU_Tempest> Blue-haired: Yes, we are indeed! I am Aohana... the purple-haired one is Shihana, the brown-haired one is Kahana, and the black-haired one is Kurohana. [15:56] <~SU_Tempest> Ao: And... yes. That is indeed true. [15:56] <~SU_Tempest> Shi: The b... ba-... bast... ...the SCOUNDRELS have stolen our donation box! [15:56] <~SU_Tempest> Kuro: No swearing. << [15:57] <~SU_Tempest> Ka: But yes. Someone stole the donation box. And we have no idea who is the culprit. However, we have the blueprint to make a new one... given to us by a generous engineer, as well as a toolkit, but we're missing the wood needed to build it.. [15:57] <~SU_Tempest> Ao: Would you be interested to help us out? :< [15:58] <Eris`> yes [15:58] <Eris`> I'll rebuild it for you [15:59] <~SU_Tempest> Ka: Excellent! We will leave the blueprint here when you come back. Over here ,that golden-colored door, is the pathway to the scrapyard. All sorts of things and people get lost here, perhaps you could find enough wood in there. [16:00] <Eris`> i see [16:00] * Eris` leaves his 3 flashbangs somewhere safe in the room [16:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Can we leave stuff here so we can take them back when we're done? Just so we can carry all of that wood.. [16:01] <~SU_Tempest> Shi: Oh, sure. [16:01] <Eris`> good to know [16:01] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: How much do we need? [16:01] <~SU_Tempest> Ao: 100 units. [16:01] <Eris`> ah i can cover that by leaving these [16:02] <Eris`> lets go then [16:02] <~Hebizuka> Mission start - enter the scrapyard by typing !mrooms1 [16:02] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [16:02] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1872 - Roomstyle: 310 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [16:02] * Eris` enters [16:03] <~Hebizuka> *You enter in the scrapyard. There's a pile of materials on the floor...* [16:03] * Eris` grabs the wood [16:03] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Materials) 20 Wood [16:03] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [16:03] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 5802 - Roomstyle: 63 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [16:03] <~Hebizuka> 56.82/65 [16:03] * Eris` enters [16:04] <~Hebizuka> *You delve deeper in the scrapyard. There's a strange person sitting behind a makeshift table here.* [16:04] <~SU_Tempest> Person: Psst~ [16:04] <Eris`> ? [16:05] <~SU_Tempest> Person: Are you a lucky person? [16:05] <Eris`> perhaps [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> Person: How about we test it out? Though... let's do it sexy style. You bet your clothes, in any game you'd like that I can play. You strip me naked, and you win 1000 P$ and the right to do anything you want to me. I win, and -I- get to do anything I want on either of you. [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> *Indeed, it's a perverted gambler.* [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GROSS. [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: HOW ABOUT I KILL YOU RIGHT NOW, YOU LECHEROUS WOMAN? [16:06] <~SU_Tempest> PGambler: ... Nononono please don't you don't have to do this please please! [16:06] <Eris`> calm down jun [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Grrrr...* [16:07] <Eris`> im taken so it's something I can't accept [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> PGambler: You're missin' out! You look like someone who -really- needs one grand! [16:07] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: You look like someone who really needs a .45 slug to the face! [16:08] <Eris`> heh [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> *She points her "Fantasy Gun" 1911 at her.* [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> PGambler: NO NO NO PUT THAT DOWN [16:08] <Eris`> ... [16:08] <Eris`> jun [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> PGambler: OKAY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY D: [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> *She flees out of the sector.* [16:08] * Eris` yawns [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: AND STOP YOUR EVIL LASCIVICIOUS WAYS. [16:08] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...BITCH. [16:08] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [16:08] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1845 - Roomstyle: 264 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [16:08] * Eris` enters [16:09] <~Hebizuka> *More materials in this sector.* [16:09] * Eris` puts it up [16:09] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Materials) 20 Wood [16:09] * Eris` stores [16:09] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 40 (Objective: 100)* [16:09] <~Hebizuka> 58.82/65 [16:09] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [16:09] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1268 - Roomstyle: 186 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:09] * Eris` enters [16:10] <~Hebizuka> *There's a strange, well-armed person walking here, apparently searching for something in a pile of scrap.* [16:10] <~Hebizuka> *That person's main weapon is a shotgun.* [16:11] * Eris` examines the person [16:11] <~SU_Tempest> !genhuman [16:11] <~Hebizuka> [ NPC Human physio code: ] 4 - 7 - 3 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 8 - 7 - 1 - 6 [16:13] <~Hebizuka> *A middle-aged, latino futanari. She is small, overweight, with long, gray hair, brown eyes, and an unseen tattoo on the back. She carries a shotgun, a revolver, a flashbang, and fingerless gloves. She wears some sort of combat helmet, a T-shirt under a heavy vest, armored elbow pads, cargo pants, armored knee pads, and military boots.* [16:13] <~Hebizuka> *She also carries an LBE with further items inside.* [16:13] <~Hebizuka> *Judging from the clothing, it is probably a mercenary.* [16:13] <~SU_Tempest> Merc: ..dammit, there really is nothing... [16:13] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [16:13] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 401 - Roomstyle: 11 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:13] * Eris` enters [16:14] <~Hebizuka> *More materials here!* [16:14] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Materials) 20 Wood [16:14] * Eris` takes them [16:14] <~Hebizuka> 60.82/65 [16:14] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 60. Needed: 100.* [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Yay! We're gonna get that wood real fast! [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I thought it'd be a lot harder... [16:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... wait, I have the feeling I'm saying something stupid. *Ponder* [16:16] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [16:16] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3122 - Roomstyle: 143 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:16] * Eris` enters [16:17] <~Hebizuka> *There's a group of creatures standing there... Three Basans!* [16:18] <Eris`> jun would you like to do the basan hunting first? [16:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: YES ! [16:18] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ROASTED CHICKEN TIME ! [16:18] <~SU_Tempest> *Your ally goes first.* [16:18] <~SU_Tempest> *She brings her MP5 up, points the M203PI at the basans, and ... fires.* [16:18] <~Hebizuka> *BLOOP~* [16:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [16:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 3 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [16:18] <~Hebizuka> *Close-hit!* [16:19] <~Hebizuka> *The basans all explode, losing their legs in the blast. All three lost BOTH legs. Which turned into roasted chicken thighs, leaving the silly basans ... legless.* [16:20] <~Hebizuka> *That would have, in theory, not killed them outright despite the huge damage, but a legless basan is a dead basan. So they spontaneously die.* [16:20] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [M203PI] Basan #1 [16:20] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [M203PI] Basan #2 [16:20] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [M203PI] Basan #3 [16:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WOOOOO~ [16:20] <~Hebizuka> *Bon appétit! End of fight. (1 turn)* [16:20] <~Hebizuka> *There is food on the floor.* [16:21] * Eris` checks the food [16:21] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Meat - 6x Roasted chicken thigh. 3d4 [16:21] * Eris` hands them to jun [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: CHICKINZ. [16:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Umm, I can't carry them all. [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: LET'S EAT. [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> *She eats one of them. Entirely.* [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 4 Chickinz [16:22] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 4 4 4 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: BEST. CHICKEN. EVER. [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: THAT WAS THE BEST HUNT I'VE EVER DONE. (and the first one.) THANK YOU ERIS <3 [16:22] * Eris` eats the other 3 [16:22] <~SU_Tempest> *She hugs you real tight, burps lightly, and throws away the eaten up bone.* [16:23] * Eris` eats 1 [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 3 4 Chickinz [16:23] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 3 d 4 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 1 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> *Yours on the other hand, tasted crappy.* [16:23] <Eris`> .. [16:23] <Eris`> this most have been the one the grenade landed on [16:23] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun packs the remaining 4.* [16:23] <~Hebizuka> Ally 118.94/120 [16:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: It tasted bad? [16:24] <Eris`> way over done [16:24] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [16:24] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1522 - Roomstyle: 7 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Sorry ): [16:24] * Eris` enters [16:24] <Eris`> not your fault [16:24] <~Hebizuka> *More wood!* [16:24] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Materials) 20 Wood [16:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Hey, Eris? [16:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Why do basans explode into roasted chicken thighs so conveniently? '-' [16:26] <Eris`> i have no idea [16:26] * Eris` picks up the wood [16:26] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [16:26] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 3184 - Roomstyle: 232 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [16:27] * Eris` enters [16:27] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 80. Needed: 100.* [16:27] <~Hebizuka> 62.82/65 [16:28] <~Hebizuka> *This room is occupied by a pair of huge, unpleasant-looking creatures... Humanoid equines, with a horse's head, and massive arm and leg muscles. No doubt, this is a pair of tikbalangs. And they don't look peaceful.* [16:29] * Eris` raises shotgun [16:30] * Eris` head aims one [16:30] * Eris` fires [16:30] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [16:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 6 ] [ Total Score: 9 ] [16:30] <Eris`> !mdice 2 6 [16:30] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 6 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [16:33] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4 +1 (5). You are merciless, and fire two explosive slugs at the tikbalangs' heads. This results in the following: Boom BOOM HEADBOOM, Boom BOOM HEADBOOM. Boom headshot indeed.* [16:33] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [KSG] Tikbalang #1 /H\ [B] [16:33] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [KSG] Tikbalang #2 /H\ [B] [16:33] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [16:33] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun's face is PRICELESS.* [16:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Did their heads just... [16:34] <Eris`> and thats the shells i was talking about [16:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...EXPLODE?! [16:34] <Eris`> explosive rounds~ [16:34] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: h o l y... s h i t. [16:34] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [16:34] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 237 - Roomstyle: 136 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:34] * Eris` enters [16:35] <~Hebizuka> *You see yet another pile of materials here.* [16:35] * Eris` grabs them [16:35] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Materials) 20 Wood [16:35] <~Hebizuka> *Total carried: 100* [16:35] <~SU_Tempest> *The loudspeaker creaks.* [16:36] <~SU_Tempest> Well-done. You've managed to find enough wood for the shrine maidens' donation box. Since the scrapyard is very easy to get lost into, I'll get you out of here so you can finish your mission. [16:36] <~SU_Tempest> Here's a teleporting pad. Again, good job. *click* [16:36] * Eris` climbs on [16:36] <~Hebizuka> *Pad-pyu~* [16:36] <~Hebizuka> *You return inside of the shrine with Jun.* [16:38] <Eris`> we're back [16:38] <~SU_Tempest> Aohana: You've returned! [16:38] <~SU_Tempest> Aohana: Did you bring the materials? [16:38] <Eris`> can i see the blueprint for a bit? [16:38] <~SU_Tempest> Kahana: Sure. *Hands it to you* [16:38] * Eris` builds it [16:38] * Eris` etches his name real small in the corner on the bottom of it [16:38] <Eris`> =w= [16:39] <~Hebizuka> *You build a donation box with your name etched in very small on the bottom edge.* [16:39] <~Hebizuka> 54.82/65 [16:39] * Eris` retrives grenades [16:39] <~SU_Tempest> Shihana: Oh, thank you, thank you so much! [16:39] <Eris`> no problem [16:39] <~SU_Tempest> Kurohana: We will finally be able to receive donations again from followers and Hebi's welfare. [16:39] <~SU_Tempest> Aohana: Shhhh! [16:39] <~SU_Tempest> Kurohana: Ahem. Anyway, thank you. [16:40] <Eris`> .. [16:40] <Eris`> No problem [16:40] <Eris`> i feel bad i have nothing i can donate [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> Kahana: It's okay, sir. You have done a lot for us already. [16:41] * Eris` bows to them [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> Kahana: You can leave through the door you came in through. [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun also bows to them... but crashes on the floor again.* [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: @_@ [16:41] * Eris` catches her this time [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eep! ... thanks, Eris... [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> *The cardinal miko giggle at the sight.* [16:41] <~SU_Tempest> *They wave goodbye at you.* [16:41] * Eris` waves back [16:42] * Eris` goes through the door [16:42] <~SU_Tempest> Cpt Reyes: Ah, you've returned. I take it you've helped the girls out? [16:43] <Eris`> made them a new box [16:43] <~SU_Tempest> Cpt Reyes: Oh, how nice of you. I'm glad that they're not in trouble anymore. Ever since I retired and came here, these girls are the only people I see regularly, and they're so nice and helpful... [16:44] <Eris`> I imagine so [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> Cpt Reyes: ...Speaking of which. I'm old, now, and I won't see combat anymore... I don't even have any of my guns left, except maybe for some gun stashed somewhere in an armory. Perhaps I could give you something... [16:44] <Eris`> oh? [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> *He reaches under his bed, pulls out a fingerprint locked chest, and opens it.* [16:44] <~SU_Tempest> Cpt Reyes: Maybe your shrine maiden friend could use this. [16:44] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Powered Combat Vest (Upper body) - AC HEV - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF, Explosion-resistant - Weight: 14 [16:45] * Eris` accepts it and hands it to Jun [16:45] <Eris`> wear this [16:45] <Eris`> =w= [16:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Is it better than my vest? [16:45] <Eris`> yes [16:45] <Eris`> its the same strength as my suit [16:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Well then! *She gladly strips from her Type-4 Kevlar, and wears the brand new, Powered Combat Vest.* [16:45] <Eris`> just doesnt cover as much [16:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Just as long as people can still see I'm a miko... [16:45] * Eris` nod nod [16:46] <~Hebizuka> *She leaves the Type-4 on the floor.* [16:46] <Eris`> !mrooms3 [16:46] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Left door: 2874 - Front door: 209 - Right door: 2889 - Roomstyle: 108 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [16:46] * Eris` enters front door [16:46] <~Hebizuka> Mission complete! [16:47] <~Hebizuka> (Oops, since next special room is next door... mrooms1 please.) [16:48] <Eris`> !mrooms1 [16:48] <~Hebizuka> [ Eris` ] Unique door: 1170 - Roomstyle: 223 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [16:48] * Eris` enters [16:48] <~Hebizuka> *A mini-sas. On the left: MazeSlots. On the right: Special Stage.* [16:48] <~Hebizuka> *Where to?* [16:48] * Eris` goes left [16:49] <~Hebizuka> *You meet with the MazeSlots again.* [16:49] <~Hebizuka> *Since it's christmas period, 4 credits again instead of 3.* [16:49] * Eris` pulls the arm [16:50] <~Hebizuka> *The spins are reeling.* [16:50] <~Hebizuka> *...uhhh...* [16:50] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Wrench - Red cross - Red pill [16:50] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Lucky 7 - Wrench - Cherry [16:50] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Cherry - Skull - Red cross [16:51] <~Hebizuka> Nothing this time. 3 cr left. [16:51] * Eris` pulls the arm [16:51] <~Hebizuka> *The dsqfhjqsdgu are jqsghqugh.* [16:51] <Eris`> .. is this machine haunted by cthulu? [16:51] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: T-shirt - Knife - Wrench [16:51] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Tentacle - Wrench - Bandage [16:51] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Pistol - Amulet - Amulet [16:52] <~Hebizuka> HSQUQSGHSQGHGJSFG. 2 cr left. [16:52] <Eris`> CTHULU F'TAGHN [16:52] <~Hebizuka> *A wisp of lovecraftian vapor escapes from the slot machine.* [16:52] <~Hebizuka> *Jun feels horribly creeped out.* [16:52] * Eris` pulls the arm [16:52] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *WHITE FACED.* [16:53] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Amulet - Bandage - Red cross [16:53] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Condom - Red cross - Wrench [16:53] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Red cross - Red pill - Skull [16:53] <~Hebizuka> Win! [16:53] <Eris`> woo [16:53] <~Hebizuka> *Several syringes come out of the machine, and come injecting both you and Jun.* [16:54] <Eris`> OH GOD NEEDLES [16:54] <~Hebizuka> *Your Hunger, Pain, Inebriation levels are reset to 0%, and all Wounds and Broken limbs are cured, and all Blood is refilled.* [16:54] <Eris`> .... [16:54] <Eris`> woo [16:54] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: SCARIEST MEDIC IN THE WORLD D: [16:54] <~Hebizuka> *...And there's 1 credit left.* [16:54] * Eris` pulls the arm [16:54] <Eris`> >w> [16:54] <~Hebizuka> *Les roues tournent...* [16:55] <~Hebizuka> Row 1: Crossed $ - Pistol - Condom [16:55] <~Hebizuka> Row 2: Red cross - Lucky 7 - Explosion [16:55] <~Hebizuka> Row 3: Lucky 7 - Cherry - Amulet [16:55] <~Hebizuka> Awww. No credits left! [16:55] <Eris`> oh god dammit [16:55] <Eris`> .. [16:55] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Kicks the machine* I WANT MY MONEY [16:55] <Eris`> >condom [16:56] <Eris`> talk about getting cock blocked [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> *She baps your head.* [16:56] <Eris`> ow [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Don't talk like that, gross man. >:( [16:56] <Eris`> hey it was funny [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Mmuuuh. [16:56] <Eris`> :3 [16:56] <Eris`> actually [16:56] <Eris`> this is a reletively safe room [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... [16:56] <Eris`> we should rest [16:56] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh! Yes, why not. [16:57] <~Hebizuka> Checkout [16:58] <~Hebizuka> 300 rooms, 75 kills, 2 SEs, 8 missions, 1 Amulet, 771 P$, 0 Runs [16:58] <~Hebizuka> Progress [16:58] <~Hebizuka> +40 rooms, +9 kills, +1 mission, -2128 P$ [16:58] <~Hebizuka> Score [16:59] <~Hebizuka> 553 points [+47] [16:59] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards [16:59] <~Hebizuka> 8th [+1] [16:59] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats [17:00] <~Hebizuka> Shots 2/2 [17:00] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 1/1 [17:00] <~Hebizuka> Special 2/2 [17:00] <~Hebizuka> Total: 5/5 (100% accuracy today) [17:00] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats [17:01] <~Hebizuka> Shots 112/132 (85%) [17:01] <~Hebizuka> Melee 21/24 (88%) [17:01] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 4/4 (100%) [17:01] <~Hebizuka> Explosives 0/0 [17:01] <~Hebizuka> Special 3/5 (60%) [17:01] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 140/165 (Total accuracy 85%) [17:01] <~Hebizuka> Checking for new awards... [17:02] <~Hebizuka> No new awards today.