Log:Game 120 (Meta, no ontology)

[12:27] <~Hebizuka> Welcome back to Mazeworld, Eris Lilium. You have visited exactly 300 rooms. Next special room is at the 308th. You may continue by typing !mrooms3. [12:27] <Shiki> !mrooms3 [12:27] <~Hebizuka> [ Shiki ] Left door: 3490 - Front door: 1481 - Right door: 434 - Roomstyle: 29 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [12:27] <Shiki> 20 shot [12:27] * Shiki right door [12:28] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: What do you mean, 20 shot? [12:28] <Shiki> short* [12:28] <Shiki> i ment short [12:28] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Oh. [12:28] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: 454. I get it now. [12:30] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a warehouse room. There's an abandoned shipment in one of the containers; it seems to be a food shipment that never made it. There's also a weapon on the floor.* [12:31] * Shiki runs directly at the food shippment [12:31] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OH GOD IS THAT A BOX FULL OF FOOD [12:31] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun also runs directly at it* [12:32] <~Hebizuka> =Food shipment= [12:32] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Thermos of coffee. 2d11 - Strength+10%, Alertness increase for 6 turns per portion [12:32] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Wasabi roots. 1d5 - Strength+10% for 5 turns [12:32] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of champagne. 4d5 - Inebriation +4d6 per portion [12:32] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of orange juice. 1d8 [12:32] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Sundae. 1d40 [12:32] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Muskmelon. 1d16 [12:32] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Praise the Gods, Praise the Gods ;-; [12:32] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun bows down to the BOX OF FOOD* [12:33] * Shiki stores everything [12:33] * Shiki except the champagne [12:34] <~Hebizuka> 58.82/65 [12:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I have the feeling we're pretty lucky... [12:36] <Shiki> yes [12:37] * Shiki checks weapon [12:37] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - AN/M14 incendiary grenade. Causes a fiery explosion which may set on fire its victims. Weight: 3/item [12:37] <Shiki> .. [12:37] <Shiki> we have enough grenades [12:37] <Shiki> =w= [12:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *nodnodnod* [12:37] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: OH, by the way! [12:37] <Shiki> you have more than enough grenades! [12:38] <Shiki> hmm? [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun grabs two flashbangs from her backpack and places them on the empty Class 4 slots she's had.* [12:38] <Shiki> ah! [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh wait... I have one slot only... [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: I still have this cute little robot! *She refers to the Turret Companion* [12:38] <Shiki> im glad you think my creation is cute :3 [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Heehee~~ [12:39] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun only places one extra flashbang, shoving the other in the backpack.* [12:39] <~Hebizuka> Ally weight: 115.94/120 [12:39] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [12:39] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 4055 - Front door: 1194 - Right door: 5029 - Roomstyle: 281 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [12:39] * `Eris right door [12:41] <~Hebizuka> *You barge into a library. There's the librarian here, with the trusty shotgun on the back. The librarian is putting away some books that just got returned. There's also a small item on the librarian's desk...* [12:41] * `Eris checks item [12:41] <~SU_Tempest> Librarian: goddamn idiots choosing TODAY to return the books.. [12:41] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Blue pill - Unidentified [12:43] * `Eris stores [12:44] <~Hebizuka> 59.82/65 [12:45] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [12:45] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 2644 - Front door: 3249 - Right door: 4182 - Roomstyle: 203 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [12:45] * `Eris left door [12:46] <~Hebizuka> *You climb a short volley of stairs.* [12:47] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a scratched room, which is full of @graffiti . There is a supply crate here!* [12:47] <~Hebizuka> *It's a Type-A crate.* [12:47] * `Eris opens it [12:48] <~Hebizuka> =Type-A crate= [12:48] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Bandage x6 - Cures a single wound [12:48] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Diazepam - FT-1, Alertness increase, Pain sensitivity+10% for 2d6 turns [12:48] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Thermos of coffee. 2d11 - Strength+10%, Alertness increase for 6 turns per portion [12:48] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Sandwich. 1d15 [12:49] * `Eris stores Diazepam coffee and sandwich [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: IS THIS HEAVEN [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: IS THIS FOODWORLD [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun is delighted.* [12:51] <~Hebizuka> 61.82/85 [12:51] <~Hebizuka> 61.82/65 [12:56] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [12:56] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 200 - Front door: 4110 - Right door: 1870 - Roomstyle: 59 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [12:56] * `Eris front door [12:57] <~Hebizuka> *You make it into a grassy room. There's another small object on the floor.* [12:58] * `Eris checks the item [12:58] <~Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Unidentified [12:58] * `Eris stores [12:59] <~Hebizuka> 62.82/65 [12:59] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [12:59] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 3250 - Front door: 4792 - Right door: 2374 - Roomstyle: 177 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:59] * `Eris right door [13:05] <~Hebizuka> *A grassy room again, but a fight is about to start in this one! On one side, two Maze Soldiers, one with a rifle, another with an assault rifle. On the other side, two youkai; a tengu with a kama, and a satori with kusari-fundo (weight).* [13:08] * `Eris draws the Joshua and face shoots the soldier with the assault rifle [13:08] <`Eris> !mrooms 2 6 [13:08] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [13:08] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 4 1 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [13:09] <~Hebizuka> *FT 4 -1 +2 (5). You barely miss, but the Joshua's sound is terrifying!* [13:09] <~Hebizuka> *Both soldiers duck on the floor out of sheer fear!* [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol1: OH MY GOD [13:10] <`Eris> so thats just a warning shot, drop your guns soldiers and run [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> Satori: Holy SHIT [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> Tengu: That's just like in an anime! [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Shaky* [13:10] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn* [13:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun decides to be vicious and gets her OSV-96 out. She looks down her scope and decides to aim at the rifle Soldier's head.* [13:12] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [13:12] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 6 ] [ Total Score: 11 ] [13:13] <~Hebizuka> *BWOM. The OSV-96 makes another terrifyingly loud sound when fired! The bullet punches right through the Soldier's helmet and kills it instantly!* [13:14] <~Hebizuka> Jun Setsuri [OSV-96] Maze Soldier #1 /H\ [13:14] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 2 (1: Youkai - 2: Soldier) First turn [13:14] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 2 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [13:14] <~SU_Tempest> *Youkai come out first since the second Soldier is cowering in fear.* [13:15] <~SU_Tempest> Satori: I got this. [13:15] <`Eris> go for the gun arm [13:15] <`Eris> get dunked [13:15] <~SU_Tempest> *The satori concentrates and prepares to do a psychic blast on the remaining Soldier...* [13:15] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [13:15] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 2 ] [ Total Score: 8 ] [13:15] <~Hebizuka> *Success! The Soldier's brains are turning into mush!* [13:15] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: AUGH [13:16] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: I HEAR CONSTANT MEOWING [13:16] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: WHY DO YOU ALL LOOK LIKE CATS [13:16] <~SU_Tempest> Satori: *Fist pump* [13:16] <`Eris> .. [13:16] <`Eris> nya~ [13:16] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Poses like a cat* Nya nya~ [13:17] <~SU_Tempest> *The youkai explode in laughter.* [13:17] * `Eris falls over bleeding [13:17] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: OH GODS [13:17] <~SU_Tempest> *Fortunately, no changes to your Bleeding counter as it was only anime blood.* [13:17] <~SU_Tempest> *Soldier's turn...* [13:17] <~Hebizuka> *The Soldier is completely confuzzled* [13:18] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: @_@ ... [13:18] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: *The Soldier drops their weapon and runs away!* [13:18] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 Escape [13:18] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 4 ] [ Total Score: 5 ] [13:19] <~SU_Tempest> *But the Soldier trips on the floor and fails. Losing the turn in the process.* [13:19] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn.* [13:20] * `Eris taps the back of the soldiers head with the joshua [13:20] <`Eris> HI [13:20] <`Eris> NYA! [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: ... *scared. SCARED.* [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> *The Soldier's face turns flat white.* [13:21] <`Eris> put your pbe down with your weapon and run [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> MzSol2: It's o-o-on the floor already... [13:21] <`Eris> oh [13:21] <`Eris> then get out [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: SHOOT HIM, NYA [13:21] <`Eris> .. [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: BRING OUT THE DEAD, NYA [13:21] <`Eris> fine [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: [/Orin moment] [13:21] * `Eris shoots! [13:21] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [13:21] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 5 2 ] [ Total Score: 7 ] [13:22] <~Hebizuka> *BLAM. You lodge a .454 bullet in the hapless Soldier's face, ending it all for him.* [13:23] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Joshua] Maze Soldier #2 /H\ [13:23] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [13:27] * `Eris >weapons [13:29] <~Hebizuka> =Weapons and related= [13:29] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Steyr AUG A1 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - AUG magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto + Non-removable scope+reflex sight + silencer. Weight: 14 [13:29] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Springfield M1 Garand rifle | .30-06 Springfield - Garand clip (8 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 22 [13:30] <`Eris> >lbe [13:32] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [13:32] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 72 Pattern LBE (72P) x2 - Capacity 0 units - Ammo pouch (4 units), Consumables pouch (3 units) [13:32] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Steyr AUG 30-round magazine. Weight: 1.3 [Ammo: 30/30] [13:32] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M1 Garand 8-round enbloc clip. Weight: 0.58 [Ammo: 8/8] [13:32] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Purse - Value 15-150 P$ (1d136 +14) [13:32] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Purse - Value 15-150 P$ (1d136 +14) [13:32] * `Eris takes the money [13:32] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 136 +28 [13:32] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 136 ] [ Rolls: 63 117 ] [ Total Score: 180 ] [13:32] <~SU_Tempest> *You get 208 P$* [13:33] <~SU_Tempest> *Total carried: 208 P$* [13:35] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [13:35] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 5297 - Front door: 2330 - Right door: 53 - Roomstyle: 50 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [13:35] * `Eris right door [13:38] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Another fight is going to happen here... a hakutaku with a submachine gun is about to duke it out with a DF Soldier carrying another submachine gun. There's also food on the floor.* [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: This is MY bento box! [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: Back off, bitch, it's mine! [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: Want to fight for it?! [13:39] <~SU_Tempest> DFSol: YES! [13:39] * `Eris headshots the soldier [13:39] * `Eris with white arrow [13:39] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [13:39] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 3 ] [ Total Score: 6 ] [13:40] <~Hebizuka> *BLAM. The bullet smacks HARD on the DF Soldier's helmet, sending him on the floor. He somehow survived, though...* [13:40] <~SU_Tempest> *Ally's turn...* [13:40] <`Eris> damn helmets [13:41] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *Pulls out the Fantasy Gun M1911A1. While looking badass.* [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *She dumps five rounds in the Soldier's chest.* [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [13:42] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> *...actually 5 shots in the face.* [13:43] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium + Jun Setsuri ["White Arrow" + "Fantasy Gun"] DF Soldier /H\ [13:43] <~Hebizuka> *Kill and headshot tag attributed to you.* [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun's 1911 goes empty and the slide remains locked back.* [13:44] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [13:44] <~Hebizuka> *The hakutaku looks MAD, though.* [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: I COULD HAVE DONE THAT MYSELF [13:44] <`Eris> sorry i just have a bad habit of shooting soldiers on sight [13:44] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Me too! [13:45] <~SU_Tempest> Haku: That ruffian was about to steal MY bento box. *Which she grabs jealously.* [13:45] <~SU_Tempest> *The hakutaku then leaves the room.* [13:45] * `Eris >weapon [13:45] <`Eris> >WEPON [13:46] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - IMI UZI submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - UZI magazine (32 rounds, no +1) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 5 [Ammo: 32/32] [13:49] <`Eris> LBP [13:49] <~Hebizuka> =LBE and contents= [13:49] <~Hebizuka> [Backpack] 72 Pattern LBE (72P) - Capacity 0 units - Ammo pouch (4 units), Consumables pouch (3 units) [13:49] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: IMI UZI 32-round magazine. Weight: 0.82 [Ammo: 32/32] [13:49] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Cash - Big purse - Value 25-250 P$ (1d226 +24) [13:50] * `Eris grabs purse [13:50] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 226 +24 [13:50] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 226 ] [ Rolls: 95 ] [ Total Score: 95 ] [13:50] <~SU_Tempest> *You obtained 119 P$.* [13:50] <~SU_Tempest> *Total carried: 327 P$* [13:55] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [13:55] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 377 - Front door: 3172 - Right door: 2679 - Roomstyle: 67 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [13:55] * `Eris front door [13:57] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a bar. Some familiar rock music is being played; you see a bartender with the usual faithful shotgun, and a tanuki at the counter, sipping coffee. There's something abandoned on one of the tables in the back. Lastly, there is one door only.* [13:57] * `Eris checks out the something [13:57] <~Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of lemonade. 3d10 [13:59] * `Eris stores [14:01] <~Hebizuka> 63.82/65 [14:03] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [14:03] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 1228 - Roomstyle: 311 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [14:03] * `Eris enters [14:04] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. A gun shop stand has been set up here!* [14:06] * `Eris goes over to the gunshop [14:06] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Hello, welcome to Arnie's Gun Shop. What can I do for ya? [14:07] <`Eris> what do you have? [14:09] <~Hebizuka> =Gun shop= [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - IZHMASH Saiga-12K shotgun | 12 gauge - Saiga-12 magazine (10+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 14 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K UMP-45 submachine gun | .45 ACP - UMP45 magazine (25+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 5 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Beretta 92FS pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Beretta 92 series magazine (15+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - MkII fragmentation grenade. May send between 0 and 15 shrapnel on targets upon exploding. Weight: 1/item [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov AK-47 assault rifle | 7.62x39mm - AK-47 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - IZHMASH PP-19 Bizon submachine gun | 9x18mm Makarov - Bizon magazine (64+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 9 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Colt M16 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - STANAG magazine (20+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 22 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K UMP-9 submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - UMP9 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 5 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - IZHMASH Kalashnikov AK-12 (74) assault rifle | 5.45x39mm - AK-74 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Burst3/Full-auto. Weight: 14 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Milkor MGL grenade launcher | 40x46mm grenade - Cylinder (6 rounds) - Semi-auto + Non-removable scope. Weight: 9 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - IMI Jericho 941R | .40 S&W - Jericho magazine (12+1 rounds) - Semi-automatic. Weight: 3 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Zastava M93 Black Arrow sniper rifle | 12.7x108mm - Black Arrow magazine (5+1 rounds) - Bolt-action + 5-15x telescopic sight. Weight: Unsparable [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K G11K2 assault rifle | 4.73x33mm Caseless - G11 magazine (45+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto + Non-removable reflex sight. Weight: 14 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - H&K UMP-40 submachine gun | .40 S&W - UMP40 magazine (30+1 rounds) - Semi-auto/Full-auto. Weight: 5 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - IZHMEKH MP-443 'Grach' pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Grach magazine (17+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [14:09] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Springfield XDM pistol | .40 S&W - XDM magazine (16+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [14:11] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: See anything you like? The selection is awesome at this time of the year. [14:13] <`Eris> hmm [14:14] * `Eris stares at the black arrow [14:14] * `Eris points at the black arrow [14:14] <`Eris> that [14:16] <`Eris> also a .45 silencer [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Another black arrow?! Why do you need another black arrow? [14:24] <`Eris> im going to mod it [14:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Oh... [14:25] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Will that be all? [14:25] * `Eris puts the rocket launcher on the counter [14:25] <`Eris> selling this and all the ammo for it [14:26] <~Hebizuka> *Jun drops the five extra rockets on the counter.* [14:27] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: ...woah what [14:27] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: You're selling a... ...nice. [14:27] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Anything .. uh, else? [14:28] <`Eris> yeah thats it [14:29] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: OK, lemme check the prices... [14:32] <~Hebizuka> BUY [14:32] <~Hebizuka> .45 ACP silencer - 250 P$ [14:32] <~Hebizuka> Zastava Arms M93 Black Arrow - 1950 P$ [14:32] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 2200 P$ [14:32] <~Hebizuka> SELL [14:32] <~Hebizuka> IMI SMAW - 1100 P$ [14:32] <~Hebizuka> 83.5mm rocket x5 - 250 P$ [14:32] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 1350 P$ [14:32] <~Hebizuka> Total to pay: 850 P$ [14:33] <~Hebizuka> *You carry: 327 P$. Ally carries: 771 P$.* [14:33] <`Eris> .. [14:33] * `Eris pulls out a gold bar [14:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *shiny-eyed* [14:33] * `Eris sets in on the counter [14:33] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: *drooling* goooooold... [14:34] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 4001 +999 [14:34] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 4001 ] [ Rolls: 253 ] [ Total Score: 253 ] [14:34] * `Eris face palms [14:34] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: The current value of gold is low... I can buy that for 1252 P$. [14:34] <`Eris> no i think ill hold on to it f or now [14:35] <`Eris> jun can you help me pay for this for now [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... No! ;_; [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: MY money... ;_; [14:35] * `Eris stares [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... ;_; [14:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...OKAY BUT YOU ARE PAYING ME BACK. Somehow. [14:36] * `Eris points at the gold [14:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: And you are putting all of your money and I just pay what you need. [14:36] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...please [14:37] * `Eris puts up all of his money [14:37] <`Eris> thats fair though [14:37] <~Hebizuka> *You drop 327 P$. Jun drops 523 P$.* [14:37] <~Hebizuka> *You're broke again and Jun has 248 P$ left.* [14:37] * `Eris puts white arrow on sling, equips black arrow [14:38] * `Eris hands silencer to jun [14:38] <`Eris> put this on one of my 1911s [14:38] <~Hebizuka> *Jun screws a silencer on one of the spare 1911's she's carrying for you.* [14:40] <~Hebizuka> *She chose the "Aequitas" 1911.* [14:41] <~SU_Tempest> Dealer: Thanks for shopping at Arnie's Gun Shop. [14:41] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [14:41] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 2826 - Front door: 3585 - Right door: 5772 - Roomstyle: 271 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:41] * `Eris right door [14:42] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 315th.* [14:43] <~Hebizuka> *A messy kitchen, full of blood stains. The room seems to be empty, though.* [14:43] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [14:43] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 2437 - Front door: 405 - Right door: 5578 - Roomstyle: 5 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:44] * `Eris front door [14:44] <~Hebizuka> *Click!* [14:44] <~Hebizuka> *SNAP* [14:45] <`Eris> o.o [14:45] <~Hebizuka> *Your left foot is caught in a bear trap... * [14:45] <~Hebizuka> *But since you're wearing a HEV Suit, it causes no damage!* [14:45] * `Eris looks down at it [14:45] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: EEP, ERIS! [14:45] <`Eris> oh noes what ever will i do [14:46] * `Eris looks completely calm [14:47] <~SU_Tempest> *What will you do? You can remove yourself from the trap safely.* [14:49] * `Eris removes it [14:49] <~SU_Tempest> *You remove and disable the trap. Phew...* [14:49] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...Are you not hurt? [14:49] <`Eris> not at all [14:50] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...soooo awesome. [14:50] <`Eris> this suit is powerful [14:50] * `Eris continues through the door [14:51] <~Hebizuka> *Another warehouse room! There's another abandoned shipment in this room. This one seems to contain weapon accessories. There's also a piece of clothing on the floor...* [14:52] * `Eris checks the abandoned shipment [14:53] <~Hebizuka> =Accessory shipment= [14:53] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Silencer: 7.62x54mm R [14:53] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Skorpion 20-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [Ammo: 0/20] [14:53] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K UMP-45 25-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 [Ammo: 0/25] [14:53] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Walther WA2000 6-round magazine. Weight: 1 [Ammo: 0/6] [14:55] <`Eris> why cant there ever be.. [14:55] <`Eris> screw it [14:55] * `Eris checks out the clothing [14:56] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Seifuku top (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 [14:59] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [14:59] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 235 - Front door: 4268 - Right door: 2211 - Roomstyle: 316 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [14:59] * `Eris left door [15:01] <~Hebizuka> *You enter a completely white room. There is a glass cage in the middle; the glass is tinted; you can't see what's inside. The cage does have a control panel though; presumably to open it.* [15:03] <`Eris> hmm [15:03] * `Eris attempts to sneak passed [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun approaches the control panel... and presses the "open" button, too curious.* [15:04] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Eris, come look! [15:04] <`Eris> .. [15:04] * `Eris comes back [15:04] <`Eris> huh? [15:05] <~Hebizuka> *A humanoid female with completely pale white skin is inside. The number 267 is burned on her neck.* [15:06] <~Hebizuka> *You notice all sorts of scars and burn marks, and you notice implants plugged into her skin...* [15:06] <~Hebizuka> *As soon as the cage is done opening, she wakes up, jumps out while screaming, and attempts assaulting Jun! You have woken up Failed #267!* [15:06] * `Eris O_O [15:07] * `Eris draws joshua and prmptly headshots [15:07] <`Eris> !mdice 2 6 [15:07] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 2 ] [ Total Score: 3 ] [15:07] <~Hebizuka> *You miss your shot!* [15:08] <~Hebizuka> *Ally's turn...* [15:08] <`Eris> wow [15:08] <~Hebizuka> *Jun forgot to reload her 1911... so she reaches for the first weapon she can, and grabs her crowbar!* [15:09] <~Hebizuka> *She then attempts whacking the Failed's head in the skull, on the sharp end.* [15:09] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: EEEEEEKKKK [15:09] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [15:09] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 2 2 ] [ Total Score: 4 ] [15:09] <~Hebizuka> *She misses, the crowbar loudly swishes above the failed contestant's head.* [15:10] <~Hebizuka> *Enemy's turn...* [15:10] <~Hebizuka> *267 rushes towards Jun, trying to assault her with a fist to the...* [15:10] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:10] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right leg [15:11] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 2 6 [15:11] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 2 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 6 6 ] [ Total Score: 12 ] [15:11] <~Hebizuka> *Jun is SUBDUED by the Failed, who crashes on the floor...* [15:12] <~Hebizuka> *...and then the Failed proceeds to undress her and assault her sexually.* [15:13] <~Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. It's now your turn.* [15:14] * `Eris fucking leaps at the failed grabbing the stabagain and proceeds to RAPE ITS FACE WITH THE BLADE [15:14] <`Eris> !mdice 6 6 [15:14] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] [ You rolled a: 6 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 3 4 3 2 1 1 ] [ Total Score: 14 ] [15:15] <~Hebizuka> *Scores: 7, 5 and 2. You are so angry you manage to stab yourself on the third hit after two successful face stabs.* [15:16] <~Hebizuka> *The double stab was sufficient to one-turn kill the Failed... though you stabbed yourself; the kunai slips from your hand and stabs your...* [15:16] <~Hebizuka> @bodyaim [15:16] <EliasBot> [LIMB] Right leg [15:16] <~Hebizuka> *...right leg, which causes no damage.* [15:17] <~Hebizuka> Eris Lilium [Stabagain] Failed #267 /H\ [15:17] <~Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [15:18] <~Hebizuka> *Jun stands up, doesn't even take time to put her pants back on, and grabs the crowbar to repeatedly WHACK the dead Failed body.* [15:19] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. [15:19] * `Eris bleeds from his nose [15:19] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun stops, notices.* [15:20] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: STOP LOOKING [15:20] <~SU_Tempest> *The shrine maiden quickly dresses back up.* [15:22] * `Eris already on the floor passed out from bleeding [15:22] * `Eris smirking like a dumbass [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun pokes your face with the end of her crowbar.* [15:22] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: WAKE! UP! [15:22] <`Eris> mm [15:23] * `Eris sits up [15:23] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun is supermad* [15:23] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: LET'S GO. *Drags you, pulling you by your backpack.* [15:23] * `Eris stands up [15:23] * `Eris puts foot down [15:24] <`Eris> would you stop getting mad over those things [15:24] <`Eris> i can under stand you being mad at her [15:24] <`Eris> that.. [15:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: NO I WON'T. THIS BITCH TRIED TO T-... TOUCH ME INAPPROPRIATELY. [15:24] <`Eris> yes [15:24] <`Eris> i know that [15:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT'S NO GOOD? NO GOOD AT FUCKING ALL? [15:24] <`Eris> i mean mad at me for looking at you! [15:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: Also seriously stop staring at my butt. [15:24] <`Eris> .. [15:24] <`Eris> why? :3 [15:24] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... <_< [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: We have a job to do... You'll uh... do whatever you want with it whenever we're done. [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: .. THERE, I SAID IT. [15:25] <`Eris> .. [15:25] * `Eris ahems [15:25] <`Eris> just really why do you think i give you so much attention though? [15:25] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...b-because you're a pervert. Hrmph [15:26] <`Eris> .. [15:26] <`Eris> no it's because I love you [15:26] <`Eris> .. because im a pervert would be a distant 2nd reason :3 [15:26] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... ... *Blushes and looks away.* Stupid... [15:27] <`Eris> but only for you [15:27] * `Eris goes and snuggles her tightly [15:27] <~SU_Tempest> *Jun looks reluctant, but warmly hugs back and tightly as well...* [15:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...well uhh [15:30] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ... can we move on now.. [15:30] <`Eris> ok ok [15:30] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [15:30] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 1278 - Front door: 328 - Right door: 1222 - Roomstyle: 307 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:30] * `Eris front door [15:32] <~Hebizuka> *A kitchen. There's nobody in there.. but there is a strange armor here!* [15:35] * `Eris checks out the armor [15:35] <~Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - EOD suit (All except head, hands) - AC Kevlar-3 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant, Explosion-PROOF - Weight: Unsparable [15:36] * `Eris leaves it [15:36] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [15:36] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 5519 - Front door: 3624 - Right door: 4684 - Roomstyle: 283 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [15:36] * `Eris enters right door [15:38] <~Hebizuka> *An outside forest area. Night-time forest; it's so dark you can't see a thing! (environmental blindness)...* [15:38] * `Eris enables flashlight bracelet [15:39] <~Hebizuka> *You shed light in front of you. You see a blueprint on the floor!* [15:43] * `Eris looks at the blueprint [15:44] <~Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 1, Table, 0 Metal, 75 Wood, 0 Plastic" [15:46] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [15:46] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 136 - Front door: 4685 - Right door: 5733 - Roomstyle: 250 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [15:46] * `Eris leftdoor [15:48] <~Hebizuka> *A messy library; most of the bookshelves have been trampled, if not broken in halves! There is even a skeleton resting on a high pile of books. You do notice a weapon on the floor...* [16:05] * `Eris checks the weapon [16:06] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - SIG Sauer P250 pistol | .357 SIG - P250 magazine (14+1 rounds) - Semi-auto. Weight: 3 [Ammo: 13+1/14] [16:09] <`Eris> !mrooms1 [16:09] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Unique door: 4402 - Roomstyle: 319 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:09] * `Eris enters [16:09] <`Eris> :3 [16:10] <~Hebizuka> *You meet with your buddy: the teleporting keypad.* [16:11] * `Eris calls 5-gun-shop [16:12] <~SU_Tempest> *Dialing... 5-486-7487* [16:13] <~SU_Tempest> Phone: You've reached the gun shop locator service. The nearest gun shop is in room 4860. Would you like to bring the shop owner to the calling room? [16:13] * `Eris hangs up [16:13] <~SU_Tempest> *Battery: 3/6 remaining* [16:13] * `Eris types in 4860 [16:13] <~SU_Tempest> !mdice 1 6 [16:13] <~Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] [ You rolled a: 1 d 6 ] [ Rolls: 1 ] [ Total Score: 1 ] [16:13] <~SU_Tempest> *The teleporting keypad malfunctions...* [16:14] <~SU_Tempest> *The telepad sends you to 4680 instead.* [16:15] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a shiny object in the corner, and another object on the floor.* [16:15] <~Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 320th.* [16:18] * `Eris checks out the two objects [16:20] <~Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Manurhin MR-73 6-round speedloader. Weight: 0.5 [Ammo: 0/6] [16:20] <~Hebizuka> [Valuable] Black gem - Unidentified [16:22] * `Eris grabs the black gem [16:22] * `Eris slots it [16:22] * `Eris into the gem cannon [16:22] <~Hebizuka> *The Gem Cannon is already loaded with a Yellow gem. Replace?* [16:23] * `Eris yes [16:23] * `Eris place yellow gem in bag [16:23] <~Hebizuka> *You unload the Citrine, and insert the unidentified black gem in the Cannon.* [16:23] <~Hebizuka> *Disintegration beam enabled* [16:27] <`Eris> :3 [16:27] <`Eris> !mrooms3 [16:27] <~Hebizuka> [ `Eris ] Left door: 5241 - Front door: 5426 - Right door: 3387 - Roomstyle: 290 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [16:27] * `Eris right door [16:29] <~Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a box of ammo on the floor...* [16:29] * `Eris checks thew ammo box [16:29] <~Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.7x28mm, 100 rounds [16:29] <`Eris> ...... [16:29] <~SU_Tempest> Jun: ...NOT AGAIN [16:29] <`Eris> =w= [16:29] <~SU_Tempest> Checkout [16:32] <~Hebizuka> 316 rooms, 79 kills, 2 SEs, 8 Missions, 1 Amulet, 248 P$, 0 Runs [16:32] <~Hebizuka> Progress [16:32] <~Hebizuka> +16 rooms, +4 kills, -523 P$ [16:32] <~Hebizuka> Score [16:33] <~Hebizuka> 571 points [+18] [16:33] <~Hebizuka> Leaderboards [16:33] <~Hebizuka> 8th [No change] [16:33] <~Hebizuka> Today's stats [16:33] <~Hebizuka> Shots 2/5 [16:33] <~Hebizuka> Melee 2/3 [16:33] <~Hebizuka> Total: 4/8 (50% accuracy today) [16:33] <~Hebizuka> All-time stats [16:34] <~Hebizuka> Shots 114/137 [16:34] <~Hebizuka> Melee 23/27 [16:34] <~Hebizuka> Grenades 4/4 [16:34] <~Hebizuka> Special 3/5 [16:34] <~Hebizuka> TOTAL: 144/173 (83% accuracy) [16:35] <~Hebizuka> Checking for new awards... [16:35] <~Hebizuka> No new awards (Currently 3 unlocked) [16:35] <~Hebizuka> *That's it for today!*