Log:Session 13 (Meta, no ontology)

[17:15] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Auro. Rooms visited: 35. Next special room at the 48th (Mission). No problems to report. !mrooms3 to continue.* [17:16] <+Auro> !Mrooms3 [17:16] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 4529 - Front door: 1907 - Right door: 2439 - Roomstyle: 314 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [17:16] <+Auro> Let's... just hope that dragon will be the most of our worries for now. [17:16] * +Auro gets up and walks to the Right Door [17:17] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's two objects on the floor, and no-one else but yourselves.* [17:17] * +Auro checks for traps first [17:17] <&Hebizuka> *None.* [17:17] * +Auro examines the two objects [17:18] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Bipod [17:18] <&Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Orange, Pleasant smell - weight 0.1 [17:18] * +Auro checks to see if the Bipod is compatable with either the AA-12 or, if it isn't, the M79 [17:19] <&Hebizuka> *Sorry, the bipod cannot be attached on either.* [17:20] * +Auro puts it in the bag for now, just in case he finds a weapon it can be used for (barring the one which already has one on it) [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 24/85 [17:21] <+Auro> !Mrooms3 [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 2558 - Front door: 1921 - Right door: 3075 - Roomstyle: 25 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [17:21] * +Auro heads to the Front Door and opens it, ignoring the Mushroom [17:25] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Someone left behind a weapon here...* [17:25] * +Auro first checks for traps [17:26] <&Hebizuka> *None, once again.* [17:26] * +Auro checks the Weapon next [17:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Astra Terminator revolver | .44 Magnum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 3 - [6/6, 6x AP] - Cond: Worn / Clns: Clean [17:27] <+Auro> !MRooms3 [17:27] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 4643 - Front door: 1386 - Right door: 2098 - Roomstyle: 378 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:27] * +Auro ignores it and heads through the Front Door [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *A washitsu; a traditional Japanese-styled room. This one is occupied by a yousei, who appears to be asleep on the futon. There is a container in one corner of the room, and a weapon on the nightstand next to the asleep youkai.* [17:33] * +Auro takes a glance at the weapon, but seeing how there seemed to be a youkai in the room, he checks with Miya as to what it is if he hasn't encountered one yet. [17:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] What? [17:34] <+Auro> I noticed that there's possibly a youkai in here, and I wanted to know what you knew about them [17:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] That'd work better if you just asked me first ,"Hey Miyoko, who's that?" [17:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Anyhow... That's a yousei. They're kind of like fairies, but they still very much belong to the youkai race. [17:36] * +Auro nods, before looking at the Weapon. But not getting too close, just in case it belonged to the yousei [17:37] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Ruger Redhawk revolver | .45 Colt - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 5 - [6/6, 6x AP] - Cond: Fai / Clns: Clean [17:38] <+Auro> !Mrooms3 [17:38] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 978 - Front door: 4701 - Right door: 816 - Roomstyle: 321 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [17:38] * +Auro lets sleeping fairies lie, and heads to the Left Door. [17:39] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area. Daytime farmlands; you find yourself in a wheat field! You can see doorways further ahead, and there appears to be a box of ammunition abandoned on the ground... under all that wheat.* [17:40] * +Auro starts to write down the names of the different types of Youkai he's met so far while checking for traps [17:40] <&Hebizuka> *Traps? In the middle of a WHEAT FIELD?* [17:40] * +Auro then realises outside areas don't have traps [17:40] * +Auro checks the ammo box though [17:40] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .30-06 Springfield, FMJ, 100 rounds - weight 5 [17:42] * +Auro picks up the entire box and puts all of it into the main backpack, just for safe keeping [17:43] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 29/85 [17:44] <+Auro> Anyway... Miyoko, I do believe you were going to tell me about the Cardinal Gods, after my... forgotfullness a few rooms back. [17:45] * +Auro plans to use the time to relax for a bit and talk with his Ally... and, depending on his Hunger, maybe eat some food. [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> [HEV] Hunger 25%. [17:50] * +Auro takes out the quarter-Pizza he has left. He offers Miyoko a slice if she wants it, and will eat the other slice - both slices if Miyoko rejected the offered slice. [17:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Yeah, the Gods... They're four. Largely worshiped as a group, though some call on individual ones depending on their prayers and wishes... [17:51] <&Hebizuka> *She declines your offer.* [17:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Genbu, the god of longevity and well-being, also known as the Black Turtle... Seiryuu, the god of strength and courage; the Azure Dragon... [17:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Byakko, god of peace and virtue, the White Tiger, and Suzaku, god of grace and elegance, the Vermilion Bird. [17:53] <+Auro> I see. At least that's not as many as I know of... although, that being said, I consider most Legendaries to be gods... Even if only one of them could really be called a god. [17:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] All four are said to be the vectors of balance in this world. If it wasn't for them, the world would have fallen apart. [17:53] * +Auro makes notes about the four Gods, while eating the remaining Pizza slices [17:54] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d10 Nutrition [17:54] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 15 [17:54] <&Hebizuka> [HEV] Hunger fell to 10%. [17:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] All four are said to be the vectors of balance in this world. If it wasn't for them, the world would have fallen apart. Because this faith is universal and isn't tied to either humans or youkai, both gave them names... Vermilion Bird would be the "human" name, while Suzaku would be the "youkai" name, but it all points out to the same thing. [17:55] * +Auro sighed from the nice Pizza, before nodding. "I see... I guess each of them repersents a direction on a compass?" [17:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] That's correct, though it's largely abstract. It represents the fact that their unity, the fact they are four, but act as one. That there can't be one god without the other three. [17:59] <+Auro> Just like some of the duos and trios back where I came from... they were either created together, or each have links to the others. Anyway, which one repersents which direction then? [18:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] If I remember correctly, Genbu is North, Seiryuu is East, Byakko is West, and Suzaku is South. [18:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] But the directions aren't what matter most. [18:02] * +Auro nods. "I can understand that - I just wanted to know just in case something comes up about them which requires me to know about them." [18:03] <+Auro> !MRooms3 [18:03] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 1030 - Front door: 6269 - Right door: 1566 - Roomstyle: 281 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [18:04] * +Auro then gets up, and walks towards the Left Door. "Anyway... I guess I'll ask more about them either when we get healed up, or if we find something connected to them." [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *You go down a short flight of stairs...* [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *...You end up in a warehouse room. There is nothing much here, except for a box of ammo.* [18:07] * +Auro starts by checking for traps [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *None.* [18:07] * +Auro checks the ammo... [18:08] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12.7x108mm, FMJ, 60 rounds - weight 6 [18:08] <+Auro> !MRooms3 [18:08] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 6131 - Front door: 249 - Right door: 2580 - Roomstyle: 46 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [18:09] * +Auro is disapointed. Heads through the Front Door [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *A hospital bedroom. Currently unused, though, there's nobody on the bed and the EKG is off. There's a magazine on the floor...* [18:11] * +Auro checks for traps. Again. [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *None.* [18:11] * +Auro checks the mag [18:11] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: FN FNP-40 14-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 - [0/14] [18:12] * +Auro sighs. Since when will he find something USEFUL (to him at least) for once? [18:12] <+Auro> !MRooms3 [18:12] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 6511 - Front door: 1025 - Right door: 4402 - Roomstyle: 114 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [18:13] * +Auro hopes the Front Door leads to something better... hopefully not a trap, though [18:14] <&Hebizuka> *A messy bedroom; it was sacked, vandalized, and most of the furniture broken and looted. All there is... is another box of ammo.* [18:15] * +Auro checks for traps. Again. Because he doesn't want to fall for one [18:16] <&Hebizuka> *None, this time.* [18:16] * +Auro checks the Ammo [18:17] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .22 Long Rifle, 50 rounds - weight 0.5 [18:18] * +Auro TAKES that .22 ammo! He already HAS a weapon which can use it, for one! [18:19] * +Auro moves the Darts to make room in the Ammo Pouch for it [18:19] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] Ammo pouch 9.78/10 ; Main inv 29.3/85 [18:20] <+Auro> !Mrooms3 [18:20] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 5125 - Front door: 4273 - Right door: 2729 - Roomstyle: 323 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [18:20] * +Auro takes... the right door this time [18:21] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Still not much around, aside for a magazine on the floor.* [18:22] * +Auro checks for traps... I mean, what are the odds of the room being trapped if he DOESN'T look? [18:22] <&Hebizuka> *None.* [18:22] * +Auro checks the mag next [18:22] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: H&K P7M10 10-round magazine. Weight: 0.5 - [0/10] [18:23] <+Auro> !MRooms3 [18:23] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 1031 - Front door: 2074 - Right door: 5581 - Roomstyle: 7 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [18:23] * +Auro has a good feeling about the Left Door, so he takes it [18:24] <&Hebizuka> *You go up another flight of stairs, before making it into a radio room. The @radio can be turned on... you also spot a weapon in the corner.** [18:24] * +Auro first checks for traps. Again [18:24] <&Hebizuka> *Nooooone.* [18:24] <+Auro> @radio [18:24] <MazeBot> [Alternative/Punk rock] Generation Kill FM with DJ Dexter - http://bit.ly/1cQC9b7 [18:26] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K PSG-1 sniper rifle | 7.62x51mm NATO - Semi-auto | Scope[ZF6](S) | G3 5-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [4+1/5, 5x FMJ] - Cond: Excellent / Clns: Seized up [18:27] * +Auro pulls out the GCK, and cleans up the H&K PSG-1 [18:30] <&Hebizuka> *The PSG-1 has an insane amount of gunk... You can't clean up everything, but what you managed to remove made it look a little less seized up. It's still grimy though.* [18:30] <&Hebizuka> *Your GCK has 2 uses left.* [18:31] * +Auro uses up the rest of the GCK to try and clean it as best as he can [18:33] <&Hebizuka> *You take your time and use the entirety of supplies in your cleaning kit, but you eventually run out. You managed to remove the majority of the function-impairing residue and crap from the PSG-1, but it still looks slightly dirty. That said, it's still a major improvement.* [18:33] * +Auro stores the H&K PSG-1 [18:34] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] 50.3/85 [18:35] <+Auro> !Mrooms3 [18:35] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 1162 - Front door: 5533 - Right door: 5324 - Roomstyle: 123 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [18:36] * +Auro takes the Left Door [18:36] <&Hebizuka> *A pantry. There is food on the shelves, and you see a maid sweeping the floor here. Yet another weapon can be seen abandoned in the corner.* [18:37] * +Auro checks for traps - just in case the maid managed to avoid it - before checking the food on the shelves first [18:38] <&Hebizuka> *Still none...* [18:38] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fast-food - Box of nuggets (6). 6d4 [18:39] * +Auro checks his Hunger level... before swapping the Apple with the Box of nuggets [18:39] <&Hebizuka> *Miyoko snatches the box of nuggets from your hands before you do that.* [18:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Thank you very much. *Annoyed* [18:40] <+Auro> Oh, sorry... [18:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Maid] Um, you're not supposed to take this, it's my employer's... [18:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] FUCK your employer. Divine mission. We need donations. We're taking them by force if needed. Now step out of my way, servant. [18:40] <~SU_Tempest> *Miyoko shoves the maid out of the way and signals you to move on.* [18:41] <+Auro> Miyoko... [18:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Now is -really- not the time. I'm hungry. [18:41] * +Auro quickly checks the Weapon as he hurries to the Middle Door [18:41] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Taurus Raging Bull M444 revolver | .44 Magnum - Semi-auto | M.Brake(I) | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 5 - [6/6, 6x FMJ] - Cond: Excellent / Clns: Clean [18:42] <+Auro> !Mrooms3 [18:42] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 525 - Front door: 80 - Right door: 1202 - Roomstyle: 321 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [18:42] * +Auro is practically dragged by his partner (in a way) through the Middle Door [18:43] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's a bottle on the floor here... Your ally decides to sit down and eat the entirety of the nuggets she just st-...acquired divinely.* [18:44] * +Auro first checks for... well. If there were any, she would had tripped them right away, right? [18:44] <&Hebizuka> *Probably.* [18:44] <&Hebizuka> @roll 6d4 Ally nutrition [18:44] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Ally nutrition: 16 [18:44] * +Auro checks anyway. Just in case. [18:44] <&Hebizuka> *Well, what are you expecting. There are none.* [18:45] <+Auro> Well, that's ONE way to tell me you are hungry... [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] I shouldn't have to say a word. I'm a shrine maiden. [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Anyhow what's this? Looks like a drink. [18:45] * +Auro checks iot [18:45] <+Auro> it* [18:45] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Beverage - Bottle of honeywine. 4d7 - Inebriation +11d6 per portion [18:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Ooh, perfect. [18:46] <+Auro> Um... That... Looks like booze to me [18:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Exactly. What, you're gonna tell me we're supposed to be pure and innocent and all that noise? FUCK THAT. TIME TO GET DRUNK [18:46] <&Hebizuka> *She helps herself to a portion... and latches onto that bottle like it's her life.* [18:46] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d7 Nutrition [18:46] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 3 [18:46] <&Hebizuka> @roll 11d6 Inebriation [18:46] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Inebriation: 42 [18:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Ohh yesss. That's the stuff. [18:47] * +Auro doesn't touch it. He might be of age, but he knows better than to get drunk [18:47] <&Hebizuka> *She drinks up another portion right away.* [18:47] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d7 Nutrition [18:47] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 4 [18:47] <&Hebizuka> @roll 11d6 Inebriation [18:47] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Inebriation: 36 [18:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Whoa, shit. This stuff is strong. [18:47] <+Auro> Miyoko. Enough with the booze. [18:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Why's there two of you now? [18:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Darn... I can't see SHIT! [18:47] <+Auro> You're drunk, that's why. [18:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Hee. *hic* But I feel AMAZING now! That's really just what I needed! *hic* ...mind helping me to the doors? I have no idea where they are, I see trillions of doors. [18:48] * +Auro takes the bottle away from her - the ABV is about 11% anyway. He checks how many portions are left. [18:48] <&Hebizuka> *About half of the bottle [2/4 portions] is remaining.* [18:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] That'll help me forget *hic* 'bout my broken as shit arm. Why ain't we found a hospital yet? Ah... ahaha, I don't care. Just as long we got something to drink. [18:49] * +Auro stores it in his Cons. Pouch. [18:51] <+Auro> Well, I'm not letting you drink any more for now. Come on, Miyoko... [18:51] <+Auro> !MRooms3 [18:51] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 4571 - Front door: 4792 - Right door: 2663 - Roomstyle: 166 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [18:51] * +Auro carries her to the Front Door [18:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Aw man, can't I have a little more? It's just what I needed! I feel *hic* fantastic! I just can't see shit now. Freakin eyes. I'm a terrible sniper! [18:52] <+Auro> What, and vomit all over me? No way, Miya [18:53] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into toilets. There appears to be nobody here, but you do see an object on the floor.* [18:53] * +Auro checks for traps, before directing Miyoko to one of the toilets. [18:53] <&Hebizuka> *None.* [18:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Hey, where are you pushing me? *hic* [18:54] <+Auro> I think you need to get some of it out of your system. Then, when you are less drunk, you can have some more, k? [18:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Hey don't tell me what to do, geez... [18:55] <&Hebizuka> *You also notice there's only one door here (!mrooms1).* [18:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Yer a strange guy, shoving a miko like that in the toilets... *hic* Ya shouldn't do that, yanno? I-I bet it's *hic* sexual harassment, yup. [18:56] <~SU_Tempest> *She looks -absolutely unconvincing-.* [18:56] * +Auro facepalms. "Arceus... I bet Hebi's just laughing at that comment you just made..." [18:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Didnae tell ya to stop bringing yer fake gods in MY world? *hic* geez, yer such a stupid guy... *hic* can't even respect the faith... *hic* [18:58] * +Auro checks the Object, while sighing. "He's not fake... At least, not where I came from." [18:59] <+Auro> \Although I wish He was helping me out here... but so far, not much luck,\ Auro thought to himself [18:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] *Her speech is heavily slurred. She fell on all fours accidentally.* Ouch, fuck... Can't see shit. He's fake... never ain't seen no Arc-minute-something god...shit, ever, in me life... sware it on me momma. *hic* [19:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko]man is it me or it's really hot in there? who fucked with the heating? *hic* [19:00] <+Auro> It's Arceus... and, if we both make it through to the end and you're allowed to come with me back home... I'd possibly would bring you there to prove you wrong, but... then again, I don't think that you'd be able to come back. [19:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Man I don't freakin care how he's called *hic* he's fake anyway... [19:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Urg. I kinda feel bad just about now. *hic* Head hurts. [19:02] * +Auro gets a bit angry, but replies, "Then why don't you go to the toilet then? Releave yourself of some of the burden... besides, I think we'll need a clearer head in the next room... [19:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] You ain't me dad, can't order me around... *hic* [19:04] <&Hebizuka> *She then bursts into unexplained giggling.* [19:05] <+Auro> My partner back home wasn't my son, either... but he respected my commands. Then again, he knew me more than you do... especially in an Aural sens... huh? What is it this time? [19:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Maaaaan... yer good at talkin nonsense! Cmon, you fake god lover, let's go already. *She slowly gets back on her feet and tries to go on ahead.* [19:07] <+Auro> !MRooms1 [19:07] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Unique door: 1885 - Roomstyle: 363 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [19:08] * +Auro sighs. This was going to be a pain in the neck, he could tell, as he walked through the door... This was why he secretly disposed of the booze as they left [19:11] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into a restaurant. The chef is present, of course, and appears to do what would be considered american cuisine. There's only one other patron, a tengu carrying a shiny, brand-new looking handgun, who's busy eating a hamburger quietly.* [19:12] * +Auro nods to the chef and the tengu - thank goodness he knew what the tengu was, as Miya was drunk - before apologising for the state of his partner. [19:14] <+Auro> Sorry about her - she has a broken arm, and when we found some booze, she drank half the bottle - and it was a potent, 11% ABV stuff too. [19:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] *Quietly giggling, trying not to fall again.* [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Well, that doesn't matter much. I - oh! I just realized! [19:16] * +Auro rolls his eyes [19:16] <+Auro> Hmm? What is it? [19:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] You're our 1000th client! Congrats! You two are entitled to a free Sinners' sandwich. Come and sit down, I'll prepare them! [19:17] <+Auro> Don't you mean 999th and 1000th, or 1000th and 1001st? [19:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] We lump groups as one client. [19:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Anyhow, come sit down. [19:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] Heehee... Free food. Damn right. [19:18] * +Auro nods and sits down. "Anyway... Got anything which can help Miya here with her drinking problem? Maybe something to help wash away all that booze?" [19:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Man, if she needs help with that, it's a hospital you guys should go to, not a restaurant. [19:19] <+Auro> We're looking for one. Have been ever since we got into a fight with a golem. [19:19] <&Hebizuka> *The sandwiches arrive. As soon as your ally can lay her mitts on it, she devours it entirely.* [19:19] <&Hebizuka> *The sinners' sandwich has two portions. Eat how many?* [19:19] * +Auro raises an eyebrow, but eats both portions [19:20] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d9+5 nutrition [19:20] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, nutrition: 12:7+5 [19:20] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d9+5 nutrition ally [19:20] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, nutrition ally: 12:7+5 [19:20] <&Hebizuka> [HEV] Hunger fell to 7%. [19:21] <&Hebizuka> *As soon as you two are finished with the food, a group of Soldiers enter. A Sergeant followed by an escort of two Soldiers.* [19:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Ah, you guys! You just missed the 1000th client offer! [19:21] <+Auro> Sorry about that, but... well, you know how it is. [19:22] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Shut the fuck up, we're not here for the crap you serve. *He then turns to the tengu.* I knew I'd find you here, you thieving piece of shit. [19:22] <+Auro> ...Huh? [19:22] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] And you're carrying MY property openly like it's yours, huh? [19:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] I don't want no problems, leave me alone. [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> *The Sergeant pulls out a handgun - which looks in noticeably poor condition, and points it at the tengu's face.* [19:23] * +Auro has no idea how to react... until he sees the gun being pointed at the tengu's face. "Woah! What's your beef with him, man?" [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Don't want no problems, you bird shit?! LOOK WHAT I'M STUCK WITH SINCE YOU STOLE MY GEAR. LOOK WHAT I'M FORCED TO CARRY AROUND. If it has to blow up in someone's face, it's going to be in YOURS, until you GIVE ME MY HANDGUN BACK. [19:23] <~SU_Tempest> *One of the soldiers turns to you.* [19:24] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Stay out of it, civilian. This is none of your business. [19:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] NO! DON'T stay out of it, "Civvie!" DO something! Kill those lunatics! [19:24] <~SU_Tempest> *Miyoko just giggles, barely grasping what the hell is going on, before slumping on her table.* [19:25] <~SU_Tempest> *The chef looks increasingly worried, and glances at you, wondering what your next move is.* [19:26] <+Auro> Look. I've got a drunk shrine maiden by my side. I don't want to have to do anything stupid, but if she starts shooting her shotgun like crazy, I can't be held responcable for what I do next. [19:26] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Yeah, if she starts being stupid, we're shooting her, and you as well. So stay the fuck out of it. [19:27] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Who's that punk? [19:27] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSol] Don't worry about it, sir. Some random dumbass. [19:27] <+Auro> You're just as bad as Cipher... [19:29] * +Auro sighs, before pulling out his grenade launcher. "Now, I'll give you two options. One, we agree to settle this peacefully, with no shots fired. Or two. I deal with you like how I dealt with Cipher... but just by myself. [19:30] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] The punk wants to play bad dude? [19:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Whoa, whoa, whoa! [19:31] <+Auro> No, I rather take the first option. I don't want to fight you if I can help it [19:31] <~SU_Tempest> [MzSgt] Troops, silence this piece of shit. [19:31] * +Auro aims at Sgt-head with the M79. "Wrong answer." [19:31] <&Hebizuka> *No better way to signal a fight than two soldiers readying their weapons.* [19:31] <&Hebizuka> *The problem is that EVERYONE IN THE ROOM is armed and pulled in a fight.* [19:32] <&Hebizuka> *The chef gets a shotgun ready, the tengu suddenly draws the apparently stolen handgun... in fact, all but Miyoko understand the situation is dire.* [19:32] <&Hebizuka> *What will you do?* [19:33] * +Auro is already aiming at the Sgt's head with the M79. All he needs to do is to pull the trigger... and BOOM! [19:33] <&Hebizuka> *You will attempt firing the buckshot grenade at the Sergeant's head.* [19:33] <&Hebizuka> *Miyoko will do nothing.* [19:34] <&Hebizuka> *The chef decides to side with you and will try attacking the first Soldier with two shots to the chest.* [19:34] <&Hebizuka> *The tengu also attempts to attack the Sergeant by firing three shots to the chest.* [19:35] <&Hebizuka> *As for the military types, the Sergeant will fire his assault rifle, one burst to your chest. The first Soldier will fire four rounds at you, and the second Soldier will try firing three rounds at you.* [19:35] <&Hebizuka> *What a mess!* [19:36] * +Auro hopes his aim is true, because one shot might be all that is needed to down the Sgt and demoralize the Soldiers... hopefully [19:38] <&Hebizuka> *Speed conflict. 1: Chef, 2: Sergeant* [19:38] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 [19:38] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2 [19:38] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Tengu, You, Soldier 1, Soldier 2, Sergeant, Chef.* [19:38] <&Hebizuka> *Tengu's turn...* [19:38] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [19:38] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6;4;8 [19:39] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Miss, Miss, Hit.* [19:39] <&Hebizuka> *The Sergeant is struck by a single 10mm round in the back.* [19:41] <&Hebizuka> *Score -1 due to aim at head.* [19:41] <&Hebizuka> *Shot 1: Hit (4 pel)* [19:41] <&Hebizuka> *Grenade: 1/1* [19:41] <&Hebizuka> *The buckshot is easily deflected by the Sergeant's helmet, and only caused very minor damage.* [19:42] <&Hebizuka> *Soldier 1's turn...* [19:42] * +Auro cursed. He didn't take the helmet into account... [19:42] <&Hebizuka> @roll 4#2d6 [19:42] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5;8;8;12 [19:43] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Miss, Hit, Hit, Critical hit* [19:43] <&Hebizuka> @critwin [19:43] <MazeBot> Hydrostatic shock! (Sufferer is stunned for 1 turn.) [19:43] <&Hebizuka> *You're stunned, but it's too late; you already fired and the effect wears off on the next turn.* [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain 3% [+3]. No limb damage, no injury. [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *You barely feel the rounds that struck you, and watch them visibly flatten on your armor.* [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *Soldier #2's turn...* [19:44] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 [19:44] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9;10;6 [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: Hit, Hit, Miss* [19:45] <&Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain 15% [+12]. No limb damage, no injuries. [19:45] <&Hebizuka> *These stung noticeably more, but they thankfully failed to do anything substantial.* [19:45] <&Hebizuka> *Maze Sergeant's turn...* [19:45] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [19:46] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7 [19:46] <&Hebizuka> *Burst 1: Hit.* [19:46] <&Hebizuka> *You're struck by three more rounds to the chest.* [19:47] <&Hebizuka> [Damage] Pain 33% [+18]. Limb damage: Chest 38/40 [-2]. Injury suffered! Open wound on the chest. Blood: 19/20 [-1] [19:47] <+Auro> ...BASTARD! [19:47] <&Hebizuka> *Chef's turn...* [19:48] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2#2d6 [19:48] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 12;10 [19:48] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-2: Critical hit, Hit* [19:48] <&Hebizuka> @critwin [19:48] <MazeBot> QUAD DAMAAAAGE!!! (Pain suffered is multiplied by 4, Limb damage suffered is multiplied by 4.) [19:48] <&Hebizuka> *And the funniest thing is? He fired slugs.* [19:49] <&Hebizuka> *The Sergeant screams in absolute eardrum-piercing pain as the slugs strike right where it hurts him the most, and kill him practically in one hit.* [19:49] <+Auro> ...Thanks. [19:49] <&Hebizuka> Chef [Rem 870 MM] Maze Sergeant [19:50] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1. No-one can hear each other, as the sounds of screaming and talking are drowned by gunfire.* [19:51] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What will you do?* [19:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] FUCK'S SAKE, YOU LOT ARE LOUD [19:52] * +Auro however is not feeling too good, after taking enough damage that his chest was bleeding a bit. He then primes the M67, ready to toss it under them and blow them up [19:52] <&Hebizuka> *Who is 'them'?* [19:53] <&Hebizuka> *Make sure to specify your target CLEARLY.* [19:53] * +Auro is referring to the two Solders, that is. [19:54] <&Hebizuka> *Miyoko just shouts insults at the Soldiers, but won't do anything.* [19:54] <+Auro> \Seiryuu... I don't know if you can hear this, but please... guide this 'nade straight and true...\ [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *The chef then points the shotgun at the first Soldier, going to deliver the same payload; two slugs.* [19:56] <&Hebizuka> *The Tengu then aims at the second Soldier's head, and goes for a single shot.* [19:56] <&Hebizuka> *Soldier #1 turns around to try and kill the chef, with five rounds to the chest.* [19:56] <&Hebizuka> *Soldier #2 realizes the tengu should probably be dead by now, and attempts firing four rounds at his chest.* [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Tengu, Soldier 1, Soldier 2, Chef.* [19:58] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll now.* [19:58] <+Auro> @roll 2d6 [19:58] <MazeBot> Auro: 11 [19:58] <&Hebizuka> direct hit! [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *The grenade lands just between the two soldiers and explodes RIGHT at the correct moment.* [19:59] <+Auro> Thank you Seiryuu! [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *Grenade: 1/1* [19:59] <~SU_Tempest> !mfragM67 [19:59] <&Hebizuka> [ SU_Tempest ] M67 grenade - Frag shrapnel: 10 [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *Both Soldiers are struck with ten shrapnel.* [20:00] <&Hebizuka> *The grenade pretty much instantly kills them.* [20:00] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim soldier 1 [20:00] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [20:00] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim soldier 2 [20:00] <MazeBot> [EXTREMITY] Right hand [20:01] <&Hebizuka> *The second soldier's right hand is torn off the rest of the body before it has a chance to open fire.* [20:01] <&Hebizuka> *Messy results indeed!* [20:01] <&Hebizuka> Auro [M67] Maze Soldier [20:01] <&Hebizuka> Auro [M67] Maze Soldier [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* [20:02] * +Auro sighs... but looks at his chest. "Dang... I'm going to need a bandage or something now... [20:02] <&Hebizuka> *Everyone else lower their weapons, sighing in relief.* [20:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] *hic* Is it over yet? [20:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] ...Got what you deserved, Sergeant Asshole. [20:03] <+Auro> It's over, but I didn't come out unharmed... [20:04] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Sorry it had to break out in a fight... Please. Take this handgun. I did steal it from him, but... Considering you just went and defended me, I think you deserve it more than I do. [20:05] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt Delta Elite pistol | 10mm Auto - Semi-auto | No accessory | Delta Elite 8-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [4+1/8, 5x FMJ] - Cond: Excellent / Clns: Excellent [20:06] * +Auro inspects the damage to his chest, and takes the Colt [20:06] <+Auro> Well, thanks, but... something to stop the bleeding would be more helpful right now... He shot me good. [20:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] You'll survive. I've seen a few wounds like these before. [20:07] <+Auro> ...Look. This is the first time I've had a wound like this, and I don't want to take any chances. [20:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Tengu] Just don't worry so much, okay? You'll be fine. Just don't waste too much time to find some meds. And please, take this gun. Anything to get the Soldiers off my back... and I'll say it again, you deserve it. [20:09] * +Auro takes the gun... before searching the trio to try and see if any of them has anything to stop the bleeding. [20:09] <&Hebizuka> *None of the Soldiers carried meds.* [20:10] <+Auro> ...Oh for Ar... I mean, Genbu's sake! [20:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] *hic* [20:11] * +Auro still sees if there's anything useful he could loot: cash, shells, valuables... [20:11] <&Hebizuka> *You find three purses.* [20:11] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 297 P$ [20:11] * +Auro takes the cash and adds it to his Pouch [20:12] <&Hebizuka> *None of them carried weapons using your calibers, though.* [20:12] <&Hebizuka> [Money] Total carried 1547 P$ [20:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Hey, I insist, I wanna add to the pile of cash you just made. Here's 200 P$ for helping me defend the restaurant. After all, that was totally self-defense, right? [20:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] No, no, wait. 250 P$. Here. Take 'em. [20:13] * +Auro cursed, before reloading the M79. He's all out of Buckshot for it... and then he nodded. "Thanks." [20:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Takes balls to stand up for youkai like that! [20:13] * +Auro takes the 250 P$ offered [20:13] <&Hebizuka> [Money] Total carried 1797 P$ [20:13] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] M79: M386 HE grenade [20:13] <&Hebizuka> *Total M386 grenades remaining: 11* [20:14] <+Auro> Well, they reminded me of how Cipher acted. So there was no way I was going to let them just do as they please. [20:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Who? [20:14] <&Hebizuka> *Reminder; what do you want to do with the Delta Elite?* [20:14] <+Auro> ... A group back where I came from. [20:14] * +Auro took it and stored it [20:16] <+Auro> You see... I'm not from around here originally. And... Well, I might had died by their hands... [20:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Bah, whatever, it's all right. You did good. [20:16] <&Hebizuka> *Mission complete.* [20:17] <+Auro> Thanks again... Although I really could do with something to help stem the bleeding. You sure there aren't any first aid kits here or anything? [20:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] Sir, it's a restaurant. Not a pharmacy. [20:17] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] I am 100% positive we don't have any bandages, unless you expect me to put a hamburger bun in your bullet wounds. [20:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Chef] You should get going and find some instead of sticking around. [20:18] <+Auro> Which would do jack squat. And yeah... I just hope I can find some ASAP. [20:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Miyoko] *hic* I have the feeling I missed something!... [20:18] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room on the 50th (Bank)* [20:18] <+Auro> Nothing which you needed to worry about, Miya. [20:18] <+Auro> !Mrooms3 [20:18] <&Hebizuka> [ Auro ] Left door: 1231 - Front door: 2174 - Right door: 2232 - Roomstyle: 69 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [20:19] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [20:21] <&Hebizuka> 48 rooms (+13), 7 kills (+2), 0 SEs, 2 Missions (+1), 0 Amulets, 3489 P$ (+547), 0 Runs [20:22] <&Hebizuka> Score: 117 pts(+33) [20:22] <&Hebizuka> Position: 3rd [20:22] <&Hebizuka> Combat stats [20:22] <&Hebizuka> =Today= [20:22] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 2/2 [20:22] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 2/2 [20:22] <&Hebizuka> =All-time= [20:23] <&Hebizuka> Nades and rockets 6/6 [20:23] <&Hebizuka> Other 0/2 [20:23] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 6/8 (75% accuracy) [20:23] <&Hebizuka> =Achievements progress= [20:23] <&Hebizuka> Hand grenade +2 [20:23] <&Hebizuka> Soldiers eliminated +2