Log:Session 134 (Meta, no ontology)

[16:15] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Reina. You have visited 14 rooms so far, the next special room is at the 28th. You are in company of Betty, a Maze Citizen that is currently following you as an ally, as well as a dead marauder, who still has his gear.* [16:16] <&Hebizuka> *There's also three doors ahead. (!mrooms3)* [16:21] * Reina ends up cradling an arm close to her voluptuous chest as she goes check on the dead man's loot. "Ahahaha... Ow. It stings, but - hey, it's a pretty good thing I got all this meat on my bones, huh? My funbags are protective padding, too." [16:21] <Reina> "So - it's a longshot, but gods move in mysterious ways, Betty. Any of this your stuff?" [16:21] <~Tempest> [Betty] I doubt it works like that... They're more like nerve padding. [16:22] <~Tempest> [Betty] And no, these aren't the dr-... ...marauders I'm looking for. They don't have my shit. [16:23] <Reina> Nuts. Still, take it anyway; you could use it, and this poor guy certainly can't. [16:24] <Reina> And don't be fooled by his looks. He's actually not bad looking, but you always want your clients to be on the up and up. Trash like him? He'll get you in trouble if you help him have a good time. [16:24] <&Hebizuka> *Betty nabs the FS Hawk Battle Belt and the Sauer 38H pistol the marauder was carrying. The belt also had two spare magazines for the Sauer. In addition, she swaps the Sauer's magazine for a fresh one, just to have a little more ammo.* [16:26] <~Tempest> [Betty] Yeah, all done. That'll have to do for now... even if the gun is total crap. [16:26] <~Tempest> *Dogmeat is sniffing the dead body, then sits, waiting for an order.* [16:27] <Reina> Hey, you can always sell it. Now, let's see about finding a client. [16:27] <Reina> Dogmeat, come on. [16:27] <Reina> !mrooms3 [16:27] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 928 - Front door: 5245 - Right door: 5888 - Roomstyle: 386 [16:27] <Reina> We're going through the front door. [16:27] <~Tempest> *A bark is heard.* [16:27] * Reina turns off her Remington's light once they actually /find/ said door. [16:29] <&Hebizuka> *X300U turned off.* [16:31] <&Hebizuka> *You bleed on your way to the next room...* [16:31] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat whines.* [16:34] <Reina> Dogmeat, what's the matter? Something musky in the air? [16:36] <&Hebizuka> *A library, with its many shelves and numerous books adorning them. There are several signs talking about usage fees for books and computers. You spot medical supplies on a table, and the librarian appears to be absent.* [16:37] <Reina> That would explain it. You'd be surprised about how lonely librarians get, Betty. [16:38] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat whines again.* [16:38] <&Hebizuka> *She looks at you expectantly.* [16:38] <Reina> Be a dear and see if they have a copy of the Kama Sutra in here? I'll be helping myself to the medical supplies. [16:38] <Reina> And Dogmeat, I'll feed you in a moment, okay? [16:41] <~Tempest> [Betty] Er, we're not supposed to take books if the librarian isn't there... That's theft. [16:41] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Paracetamol - Pain-15% - Weight: 0.1 - [Quantity: 4] [16:41] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Gauze roll - Can cure up to 10 wounds, 1 per use. - Weight: 1 - [10/10] [16:43] <Reina> I was thinking about leaving the money on the desk, actually. And good, bandages. [16:43] <&Hebizuka> *You notice that yes, the tablets are labeled and identified.* [16:43] <Reina> Betty, be a dear and help me with this dress? I need someone to help me with the gauze... [16:44] <&Hebizuka> *Betty headtilts.* [16:44] <~Tempest> [Betty] You need help for... what? [16:45] * Reina actually has the decency to blush. "My, uh... my breasts are kinda... too big. I need someone to help me wrap the gauze around my back, since I can't reach." [16:46] <~Tempest> [Betty] Ah! Sure, sure. [16:47] <&Hebizuka> *Betty takes the gauze roll and helps treating your torso wounds, tying the wraps around your body. You're no longer wounded, and your gauze roll has 7 uses left.* [16:47] <Reina> Every blessing's got a drawback. And - ahhh, that /does/ feel nice. You're quite clever with your hands, Betty. [16:48] * Reina pops one of the Paracetamols to deal with the pain, and pockets the other three - as well as the gauze roll - in her pack for further use. And while she's in there, she pulls out the fortune cookie for good measure. [16:48] <~Tempest> [Betty] It's not super difficult, but thanks. Maybe you should take those conveniently placed painkillers, too. [16:49] <&Hebizuka> *The paracetamol helps, but you're still feeling the pain.* [16:50] <Reina> That's the plan. Ahh, I hope this doesn't mar my body too much. Makeup can help with the worst of it, but still... Here, Dogmeat. Enjoy! [16:50] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat ate the fortune cookie. Being a dog, she also swallowed the fortune.Now you'll never know what it says!* [16:51] * Reina crushes the cookie, pulls out the strip, and feeds the rest to the German Shepherd. And when the little white tablet - oh. [16:51] <Reina> Well, it probably won't hurt her stomach. [16:51] <Reina> It's the drugs. [16:51] <~Tempest> *Betty just looks at the scene with a raised eyebrow.* [16:51] * Reina pops a second painkiller for good measure, when the first doesn't do enough. [16:51] <~Tempest> [Betty] This is way too weird... [16:52] <Reina> And getting shot at. That can put people in a loop, too. [16:52] <Reina> Oh, Betty. You sweet summer child. [16:52] <Reina> It's /always/ weird around me. [16:55] <Reina> Just - give me a little longer to rest? It's been a while since I had something /small/ and metal inside me. [16:55] <~Tempest> *She shrugs, but nods silently.* [16:55] <~Tempest> [Betty] ... I wanted to wait for the librarian to come back, in fact. [16:56] * Reina takes a little while for the two Paracetamols to settle in her bloodstream, while she inevitably floats towards the erotica section. For once, it's business and not pleasure - any copies of Prostitution for Bimbos, or other riveting manuals? [16:56] <Reina> Oh, good. Then we're in accord. What did you want to check out? [16:57] <~Tempest> [Betty] Er, no reason in particular, I just think it would be more polite to wait for the librarian before we touch anything. [16:59] <Reina> Alright, then. In that case - tell me a little more about yourself while we wait? About Kidsworld? I was raised with the youkai, so I've always been a bit curious... [17:00] <&Hebizuka> *You see a small selection of porn magazines, and rather curiously, an Encyclopedia of Breast Sizes which is about as large as a phonebook, and feels more like a medical dictionary than common adult "literature".* [17:00] <&Hebizuka> *For some reason, it seems that the Erotica section was meant to be two entire bookshelves, but aside from the Encyclopedia and two dozen magazines, they're completely empty.* [17:03] <Reina> Ahh - word of advice. /Never/ trust magazines when it comes to sex advice. Those are usually sent in by little boys who only go off fantasies they've concocted in their head. [17:04] <~Tempest> [Betty] It's a rather serious environment, where making big mistakes is generally not something tolerated by the teachers and the personnel, but aside from that, I liked being in the kid pen. You learn all kinds of things, and they're good at steering people to a job... Usually. [17:04] <~Tempest> [Betty] Oh uh. I don't read that stuff usually... [17:04] <~Tempest> [Betty] I've looked at dirty magazines maybe once or twice in my life... [17:06] <Reina> Wow, you weren't kidding about being innocent to this kinda life. [17:07] <Reina> Still, if they couldn't steer you to a job, I certainly can. [17:07] <~Tempest> [Betty] Told you. I still feel kind of like a child sometimes, I regret not making it to a better career. And remember, I'm only following you because I'm hoping it'll make me more money than my daily contract stuff... [17:09] <Reina> Whoring is a bit of a long-term investment. The goal when you're first starting out is to establish returning customers. For that, you'll generally need a cell phone and a bedroom - til' then, you're best off keeping up with the daily contracts, just to supplement your income. [17:09] <Reina> You'll always have shelter underneath my wings, though. [17:10] <Reina> But if you're not interested, and I'm not finding anything of value - wanna head on? [17:10] <~Tempest> [Betty] Hmm... I have neither right now... I need cash for a phone, and cash still to pay the rent... I suppose I'll need privacy too? So that means I should have a nice personal bedroom, and not some sort of bunk or dormitory I share with 9 other people. [17:10] <~Tempest> [Betty] It's a catch-22... [17:11] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 18.26/40 [17:13] <~Tempest> [Betty] I'll just have to follow you, I guess. Let's move. [17:14] <Reina> If you're in a pinch, and can trust your client, then they might have a place you can return to. It's at your discretion, though. I was lucky - the youkai aren't usually as shy about this sort of thing, so for my first couple months I tended to perform in front of a crowd. [17:14] <Reina> !mrooms3 [17:14] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 6658 - Front door: 4612 - Right door: 2952 - Roomstyle: 63 [17:15] <~Tempest> [Betty] Wow... [17:15] <~Tempest> [Betty] Then again, with the body you've got, I bet you have it easy... ...I mean, if you'll allow me to say so... [17:15] * Reina heads through the front door, not missing a step as she continues to talk. "Luckily for you, you /probably/ won't have to deal with tanuki or oni. And no, you can say whatever you like, Betty. I'm not gonna court martial you or whatever for having loose lips." [17:16] <Reina> Heck, that's what I /want/ you to have. [17:17] <Reina> But regarding my body? You'd be surprised, but I was a skinny twig of a gal when I was growing up. With my cock? Even the youkai instructors confused me for a boy more than half the time. [17:17] <Reina> No curves at all, had to use the boy's bathroom... it wasn't the best time for me. [17:18] * Reina can't help but laugh. "You can kinda guess why I fell into this sorta job just from that, huh? The shrinks would have a field day with me." [17:19] <~Tempest> [Betty] No shit? Seriously? You who's ... I mean... Excuse me for being so bold, but you're what my classmates would've called a -total bombshell- right now, and you're saying you kind of looked more like a boy before? That's... Wow. That's crazy! [17:21] <Reina> Hahaha. It's amazing what good diet and exercise will get you. I'm /all natural,/ dear, and it's great. [17:22] <Reina> Once we get you nice and settled, I can list down some stuff for you to try. I wanted to be the best of both worlds, since I /was/ both worlds - you know, be a little thematic about it. Boy and girl, human and youkai - but for you, we could go for a more lithe and slender beauty. [17:23] <Reina> Unless you want to look like me. I'm sure we could make a good looking double strap-on for you. [17:23] <~Tempest> [Betty] Um... [17:24] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a weapon on the floor...* [17:27] <Reina> With things like this, it's important to have a good long term goal. Doesn't mean you can't change it, or that you can't take detours on the way, but - hey. The journey's more important than the destination, but you have to have a destination before you go on a journey. [17:27] <Reina> Mull it over, why don't you, and let me know when you decide? We have all the time in the world. [17:27] * Reina picks up the weapon in the meantime. Something useful, something good? [17:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Katana - Slash (Sharp), Stab (Piercing). Butchering. Weight: 14 [17:28] <Reina> Haha. I'm almost positive there's a story that goes along these lines. Hey, Betty - want the Hanzo steel? It's probably been folded over a million times. [17:29] <~Tempest> [Betty] The wha? Oh, no, no thanks. I'm no good with swords. [17:31] <Reina> Then mind handling my crowbar for me? Tengu just love these curved blades, and it's always nice to trade. [17:32] * Reina says this with a complete straight face as she hands over the Free Man's weapon of choice, and puts the katana right where it belongs - in her C5L slot. [17:32] <&Hebizuka> *Betty takes your crowbar and equips it, while you equip the Katana.* [17:33] <Reina> !mrooms3 [17:33] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 5815 - Front door: 6338 - Right door: 6130 - Roomstyle: 539 [17:34] <Reina> Front door again. So what were your favorite subjects in school? Our teachers didn't actually give us much classwork; it was mostly practical, hands on stuff. [17:36] <~Tempest> [Betty] I was mostly a math girl, and then later, I did a lot of science stuff... I wanted to be a scientist at first. Loved biology a whole lot, I wanted to be bart of the Biology Science Team, but I dropped out when I was 17 because all my grades were failing elsewhere, I didn't make enough to be a scientist, and I had no real way to continue studying... [17:37] <~Tempest> [Betty] So like I told you before, I became a contractor to try and make some cash since I missed my shot at a dream job. [17:41] <Reina> Ahh. Well, I'm not sure how human higher education goes, but if you made enough money, could you go back and try the courses again? Pay tution out of pocket, or something? [17:41] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. A wandering shrine maiden is here, service pistol and gohei equipped, apparently searching for something. There is load-bearing gear in the corner.* [17:41] * Reina takes a good, long look at the shrine maiden. What's she look like? [17:41] <~Tempest> [Betty] I should've been put on a student track as an adult if I qualified for any, but I didn't, so I was thrown out of the school system. [17:41] <~Tempest> [Betty] Too bad for me. [17:42] <Reina> That really /does/ suck. I didn't expect human education to be so cutthroat. [17:49] <~Tempest> [Betty] I'm lucky I didn't fail classes at earlier ages. I'd have been terminated. No Betty to talk to if that happened! [17:49] <~Tempest> [Betty] Thankfully enough that's rare. [17:58] <&Hebizuka> *An old, tanned female, with Asian typed features. She is very tall, obese, with short, red hair, blue-green eyes, wears a pair of brass earrings, and seems to have some sort of dual scar-shaped black mark on the left cheek, which looks more like a tattoo than an actual scar.* [17:58] <&Hebizuka> *You suspect the hair is dyed, and not natural.* [18:00] <Reina> That's... wow. Even the youkai aren't that brutal. And - good day, ma'am? Can we help you with something? [18:01] * Reina takes a glance at the load-bearing equipment in the meantime. What's in the corner? [18:06] <~Tempest> [Shrine maiden] Oh, good day to you, young ladies. Do not worry about me, there is no problem! [18:06] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) FS Albatross rucksack: Capacity 70 units + Spare wpn (1x C3 wpn only) [18:07] <Reina> Oh, /wow./ Betty, it's your lucky day! It's even bigger than mine! [18:07] <Reina> And alright, ma'am! I hope the gods keep you well! [18:08] <~Tempest> [Shrine maiden] Same to you, young halfling! Same to you. [18:08] <~Tempest> *She smiles and bows to both of you, before moving on, about to leave the room.* [18:09] <~Tempest> *Betty wows at the bag, returns a bow to the old miko, then equips the FS Albatross.* [18:10] <Reina> !mrooms3 [18:10] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 6543 - Front door: 4448 - Right door: 5917 - Roomstyle: 343 [18:10] * Reina bows as well, keeping her tail low to the ground as is proper, before heading through the front door. [19:18] <Reina> Hey, Betty; since we're doing an orientation on the escorting life - what's your take on religion? [19:19] <Reina> Heaven and Hell, Incorporated. It's a pretty important subject. [19:19] <~Tempest> [Betty] I've generally never paid much attention to angels or demons. I'm not really sure it's a good idea to side with either, they sound like they're both problems. [19:21] <Reina> They generally are; angels more than demons. I've had some pretty stern talking-tos with the angelic folk, and they don't see you as much better than succubi. Which is ridiculous, but - whatever. [19:21] <~Tempest> [Betty] Demons aren't much better... They seem so... Bureaucratic. That's really the evil part about them. [19:22] <Reina> Yeah. Angels, demons a lot of them jump the gun by citing regulations. Still, at least we can talk with foocubi. They have a soft spot for us, so if you play it cool, flirt a bit, you can usually deal with them. Maybe even swap a few tips! I have. [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat whines again. You and the group enter what seems to be a demonic pit, with an altar to the Demon Lords square in the center, flanked with four seemingly perpetually-lit torches. The room's walls are dark red, you're not sure if it's brick or blood-colored, and the air feels heavy and full of malevolence.* [19:22] <Reina> Well. Speak of the devils. [19:23] * Reina pulls out the chewed on stake from her backpack and hands it over to Dogmeat to help her keep her cool. [19:23] <&Hebizuka> *An advisory poster says that the place is not to be called a demonic pit, but a "dark sanctum", because it's better, it sounds cleaner, and 'pit' sounds like Angelic propaganda to make the demons look bad.* [19:23] * Reina does a slow, languid sweep, ignoring the suffocating, musky feeling of sweat and - other things. Is there a dark maiden about? [19:24] <&Hebizuka> *The dark maiden is not here.* [19:25] <~Tempest> [Betty] Is this one of the new shrines Hell Inc advertised about? It's... well. It's pretty much like them. [19:27] <Reina> Yeah. Still, it's pretty understated compared to their beta tests. [19:27] <Reina> I think I'm gonna make a donation, just so we won't run into any trouble with them. You? [19:27] <~Tempest> [Betty] Your call! I wanna see what happens. [19:28] <Reina> Alright. Well, no love lost for Asmodeus, but everyone else, I can definitely leave. [19:29] * Reina heads over to the altar, and places her orange mushrooms, as well as the orange gem, on top of it. Before she's done, though, she also lowers her pants, just enough to free herself, and spends a little while adding something thick, milky, and white to her gift. [19:33] <~Tempest> [Betty] Wait, what are you doing? [19:33] <~Tempest> [Betty] Why did you-... Oh gosh. *She covers her eyes.* [19:34] <Reina> Speci- oh, yes, this is good - specifying my, my gift! I'm... I'm... only on good terms with the succubi... [19:34] * Reina is half moaning as she continues to lectur. "Betty... /Betty.../ do watch as much as you can. You can't be... be /shy/ about this sort of thing~!" [19:35] <&Hebizuka> *Nothing happens, other than you dirtying your mushrooms and gem.* [19:36] <&Hebizuka> *The fluids that landed on the altar seem to disappear unnaturally quickly, though.* [19:36] <Reina> Hoooooooooooo, I /really needed that. Even if I'm still hard. [19:37] * Reina laughs as she pulls her pants up, and her long, fluffy tail is happily wagging as she gets down on both knees to pray. [19:37] <Reina> Want to join me? The more prayers, the safer. [19:37] <&Hebizuka> *Betty has had a hard time even acknowledging what you just did.* [19:40] <&Hebizuka> *She refuses to do a prayer, preferring to see you do it instead.* [19:40] <&Hebizuka> *Do you wish to pray at the dark sanctum?* [19:40] <Reina> *Yes.* [19:41] <&Hebizuka> *Please roll a 2d6.* [19:43] <Reina> @roll 2d6 [19:43] <MazeBot> Reina: 7 [19:47] <&Hebizuka> *You seem to have triggered a negative response...* [20:08] <&Hebizuka> *The torch flames suddenly turn blue, and invocation circles magically appear on the floor; out of which come creatures!* [20:08] <&Hebizuka> *A hellhound, two daemons, and an incubus which seems to be the pack leader, all spawn in the room.* [20:09] <~Tempest> [Incubus] [20:10] <~Tempest> [Incubus] Well, well. What do we have here? A human and a halfling? How unusual. More unusual are the halfling's... dimensions. Not unlike some of our most successful colleagues. [20:11] <Reina> Well, well. What do we have here? Two lackeys, an alpha for Dogmeat, and a particularly unlucky incubus. How common. [20:12] <~Tempest> [Incubus] Sharp-tongued. I like that. But you better give me a good reason as to why you're here, and why there's a rock, some mold, and dried semen on the altar. What were you trying to do? [20:14] <Reina> Donating. There wasn't a dark maiden here, so I figured getting your attention would be the best bet. The semen was to try and make sure it was a succubus - didn't figure you'd have a taste for it, too. [20:14] * Reina grins, and idly places her white, cum-dyed bangs gently against her nose and mouth for emphasis. [20:15] <~Tempest> [Incubus] And didn't it occur in your tiny humanoid brain that you should've just waited for the director of anti-religious affairs to just... come back? Or, what you'd call a 'dark maiden'. [20:16] <Reina> What can I say? Look at me, I'm a complete bimbo. All I care about are big breasts and big shafts, neither of which you have. [20:17] <Reina> That ass, though - I don't suppose you need some help taking care of your quota? I'd be happy to assist. [20:18] <~Tempest> [Incubus] ...Sigh. Pass for this time. Don't commit the same mistake again in another one of our sanctums. [20:18] <~Tempest> *The incubus snaps his fingers, and his subordinates disappear in a flash of fire, along with him, last.* [20:18] <~Tempest> *The demonic creatures have left the room.* [20:18] <Reina> And that, Betty, is how you sweetalk your way out of trouble. [20:19] <~Tempest> [Betty] C-can I scream in fear now? [20:19] <Reina> Go right on ahead, dear. No one's listening. [20:19] <~Tempest> *Betty screams.* [20:19] <~Tempest> *Dogmeat whines.* [20:19] * Reina pulls her into a hug as best she can, cradling the smaller girl's head and gently rubbing her back. [20:20] <Reina> There there. You're safe now, Betty dear. I promise - no one is going to hurt you while I'm here. [20:20] <Reina> Let it all out. [20:20] <~Tempest> [Betty] That... That was the SCARIEST thing I've ever seen! ACTUAL, FUCKING, DEMONS. AUGH. [20:21] <Reina> You're being really brave right now, Betty. I'm amazed - I wet my pants the first time I saw them. [20:22] <Reina> They just radiate - terror. You're still standing on your own two feet, and that's better than what I could do. [20:23] <Reina> Here - let me grab the offerings, since they didn't want them, and we'll go look out for a shrine, okay? Get blessed, get our fortunes, good things like that. [20:23] <~Tempest> [Betty] Gah! [20:23] <~Tempest> [Betty] Maybe... M-maybe that's for the best. [20:24] * Reina scoops up both the gem and the mushrooms, idly wiping the strands of seed down on the altar's cloth, before scooping them back into her backpack. [20:24] <Reina> @mrooms3 [20:24] <Reina> !mrooms3 [20:24] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 1081 - Front door: 4934 - Right door: 4227 - Roomstyle: 406 [20:25] * Reina slips her hand in Betty's, letting their fingers interlace before she gives a comforting squeeze. One quick check to see if Dogmeat's still chewing on her stick, and it's off through the front door. [20:25] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat whines and drops the stick, no longer content with just biting on something. It seems she's got something wrong.* [20:26] <&Hebizuka> *Do you wish to pick the short stake up before you go?* [20:26] <Reina> Awww - Dogmeat, what's the matter? Do you need to potty? [20:26] <~Tempest> [Dogmeat] *Whine.* [20:26] <Reina> *Yes. We can let her go relieve herself in the next room.* [20:26] <&Hebizuka> *You doubt she'd ask for your permission for that!* [20:26] <Reina> *She's not that well trained? Nuts.* [20:38] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area. Daytime farmlands. There's what seems to be clothing on the ground...* [20:39] <Reina> Good time for a picnic. It's nice to get some sun - Betty, how are you doing now? Still shaky? We can sit down and munch awhile to settle your nerves. Dogmeat could use the break, too. [20:39] * Reina scans over on the clothing, in the meantime. [20:39] <~Tempest> [Betty] I uh, I think I'm feeling better... [20:39] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body armor - Lab coat (Upper body, Lower body, Arms) - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Worn] [20:40] <Reina> Mmmm. Let's sit down, anway. I have enough for all of us. And, here. I think you'd play sexy scientist pretty well, with the right lab coat. [20:41] <~Tempest> [Betty] I really don't think I should wear one of those... [20:41] <Reina> Ah. Bad memories? [20:41] <~Tempest> [Betty] No, I might not be allowed! [20:41] * Reina sits down and stuffs away the lab coat, then, and pulls out the two pizzas and candied fruit to boot. [20:41] <~Tempest> [Betty] I'm fairly sure it's illegal... somehow. [20:41] <Reina> ...Wait. Humans have to be /allowed/ to wear clothing? [20:41] <Reina> That's. /Wow./ [20:42] <~Tempest> [Betty] Well, I'm sure it's a scientist's uniform, I don't wanna look like what I'm clearly not! [20:42] <&Hebizuka> *Her explanations feel incoherent.* [20:42] <Reina> Betty? Betty, dear. [20:42] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 23.26/40 [20:43] <Reina> That only counts if you're trying to /pass off/ as a scientist. You need more than just the coat to do that. [20:43] <~Tempest> [Betty] You... You think? [20:44] <Reina> I'm positive. Otherwise, I'd have been thrown into jail for playing sexy Maze Guard. [20:44] <~Tempest> [Betty] Well... [20:44] <Reina> Trust me - the actual men and women don't mind. [20:48] <Reina> So, here - one lab coat for you, and a pizza slice too. Let's see you strike a pose! [20:48] <~Tempest> [Betty] Er, nono, no thanks! I'll be fine... [20:49] <Reina> You sure? This one's a little short, so I think the hem would end on your thighs. It's important to at least try on clothes - lingerie gets all soaked and ruined too often in our line of work. [20:50] <~Tempest> [Betty] I'll pass!... I'm sure! [20:50] <Reina> Oh, alright, then. Dogmeat, one slice for you. The other for me. [20:51] * Reina takes a deep, relaxing sigh as she and her pet eat in the sun. That it does things to her chest doesn't particularly bother her - with the meds, most of the soreness is gone, so she can just enjoy Betty's reaction to - everything. [20:52] <&Hebizuka> *You've eaten a pizza slice. It's pretty delicious, even if you feel you didn't need to eat at the time.* [20:52] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat appears to be relieved to get something to eat at last.* [20:53] <&Hebizuka> *She barks at you happily.* [20:54] <Reina> !mrooms3 [20:54] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 4352 - Front door: 1406 - Right door: 97 - Roomstyle: 476 [20:54] * Reina ends up packing the candied fruit back in her bag, and gets up to stretch. "Alright, Betty - front door again? We'll find a John eventually!" [20:58] <~Tempest> [Betty] As you wish, yeah.. [21:02] <&Hebizuka> *You climb up a few stairs, and find an armory. There, you spot a weapon, as well as an odd item.* [21:05] <Reina> What do we have here? [21:34] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - SIG Sauer SG550 Sniper sniper rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi-auto | Bipod(I), Optic[6x](I) | SG550 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 30 - [15+1/20, SAP] - Cond: Poor / Clns: Clean [21:34] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A padded butt protector. A set of pads which are made to protect buttocks, hips, crotch and upper thighs, but with no way to wear them on their own. [21:38] <Reina> That's, uh. I don't think my ass can fit that. [21:38] <Reina> Also there's a half loaded loaded and accessorized sniper rifle. [21:39] <Reina> Betty, do you mind lugging this around in the pack? It'll sell for an amazing amount. [21:39] <~Tempest> [Betty] Oh, er, sure! Can I get some of the cash you'll make from this? Cause... Yknow. [21:41] <~Tempest> *Bettu has spared the SG550 Sniper in her bag.* [21:42] <Reina> Hey, I said at the beginning. We split everything. It's only fair, right? [21:43] * Reina takes the padded butt protector too, for the hell of it. [21:43] <Reina> !mrooms3 [21:43] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 1794 - Front door: 686 - Right door: 181 - Roomstyle: 460 [21:43] <Reina> LEt's just find us a gun shop. And, hey - if we do find a good place, how do you feel like being roommates? [21:43] * Reina doublechecks one thing before heading through the door, though. Is her Remington all loaded up? [21:43] <~Tempest> [Betty] Er, maybe, who knows, I mean... sure? [21:44] <&Hebizuka> *870MCS status: 2+1/7, 3x T-Buck.* [21:47] <Reina> Hahaha. We'll see about it, then. [21:47] * Reina takes care to load up the Remington to brim, 7+1 shots of T.buck, from her backpack. [21:48] <&Hebizuka> *The process requires 3 turns. Confirm?* [21:50] <Reina> *Yes.* [21:52] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge T-Buck: 52 remaining in backpack.* [21:52] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 23.01/40 [21:55] <Reina> Alright, good to go. Front door! [21:56] <Reina> Oh, and - if you ever run out of ammo for that bear rifle of yours, just use the SIG. The gun's a good enough of a find that we can spend a few bullets in a pinch. [22:05] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside somebody's bedroom. There's a bed, of course, but also minimal furniture; a nightstand, a desk (searchable), a chair, and not much else! Not even a radio or anything... You spot a magazine on the bed, though. Of the gun kind.* [22:08] <Reina> So what kind of bedroom would you like? Something like this, or maybe a little more youkai-like? [22:09] <~Tempest> [Betty] Something I can afford! That'd be a good start... [22:09] * Reina picks up the magazine in any case, and searches the desk for good measure. [22:09] <Reina> Nothing wrong with that. How much do private rooms usually cost? Paying for a place to stay still seems weird to me, but what do I know? [22:09] <Reina> Youkai raised, and all. [22:12] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: QBZ 5.8mm 75-round drum. Size tier: V.Large ; Weight: 2+0.41 (2.41) - [41/75, FMJ] - Caliber: 5.8x42mm [22:13] <~Tempest> [Betty] For a really nice, one-person, private bedroom that you won't share with anyone like this? 50 P$/rent a day minimum... Or 4000 P$ to own it and get the right to loan it to others. [22:13] <~Tempest> [Betty] Usually, room owners charge higher... [22:14] <Reina> 4000 P$? That's... actually not too bad. With a good John and some gun selling, we could make that in maybe a month or two. [22:15] * Reina sweeps up the magazine, puts it away, and skims the desk for anything of value. Goodies in the drawers? [22:15] <~Tempest> [Betty] WHAT? [22:15] <~Tempest> [Betty] You mean to tell me whoring is THAT lucrative? No way... [22:16] <Reina> That sniper rifle you're holding? That's maybe 750 or so, could be higher. [22:16] <Reina> If the Johns don't stiff you, you can usually charge anywhere from 50 to 200 depending on your reputation and their personal requests. [22:17] <Reina> And that's just for an hour of work, two at most. [22:17] <Reina> If you get a long term contract, well. Then you can reast easy. [22:17] <~Tempest> [Betty] No way, there has got to be a catch... [22:18] <Reina> There is. The issue is threefold. [22:18] <Reina> The first? When you're starting out, it's hard to get customers in the first place. It takes some incredible seduction skills to pull it off - or a smokin' bod. [22:19] <Reina> SEcond, you'll have assholes who'll try to stiff you. It's why you need a phone and a bank account. Always make sure they're good for it before you get on your knees, Betty. I learned that the hard way. [22:20] <Reina> Lastly, if you take away too much business, the mafia pimps will get a little miffed. That's why you don't want to walk around and offer your servies to just any guy who looks like he could blow off steam. Ideally, you get a bunch of scientists, or chefs, or maze guards - people with good paying, stable jobs. We're not trying for one night stands, Betty. What we want is to build a relationship. [22:21] <~Tempest> [Betty] THAT'S IT! I was trying to find the word! The word is pimp! Those people are fucking sharks! [22:22] <Reina> Yeah, they're complete fucks. The reason why prostitution is normally such a bad gig is because of those cunts. [22:22] <Reina> They promise you protection and a regular clientele, but you just get raped and battered and drugged up. [22:22] <~Tempest> *Betty shudders.* [22:22] <Reina> You see any asshole with a cane and a purple suit? Blow them the fuck away, you're doing the world a favor. [22:23] <~Tempest> [Betty] I gotta ask again, do you really see me do that sort of stuff? I mean... Really? [22:23] <&Hebizuka> *You find a very odd item, which cuts the conversation short, in the desk.* [22:23] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A giant drill bit. Made of a metal called high speed steel, and coated in titanium nitride. It is capable of cutting through a lot of materials. [22:23] * Reina turns to her and just smiles warmly. "Yeah. You got the body for it, and the personality too. Shy, cautious - and maybe just a little eager, deep down inside." [22:24] * Reina throws that in her bag as well. The more junk the better! [22:26] <Reina> The first two help keep you safe, Betty, but it's the last that's the dealbreaker. You have to /love/ sex. Genuinely enjoy it. Whether you're making a guy or gal shudder, forcing them to moan your name like a prayer, or just taking something hard, juicy, and thick inside - if you don't like it, I don't recommend it. And if you're not sure yet - well, I'm here to help. [22:26] <~Tempest> [Betty] And that's the problem, I've -never- had sex before. [22:26] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 24.01/40 [22:26] <Reina> Haha. Nothing to worry about; I was a virgin too, once. [22:27] <Reina> And, well - we have a bed here. Would you like to see if you can enjoy it? [22:27] <~Tempest> [Betty] What? Right now?... [22:27] <Reina> Mhmm. [22:27] <~Tempest> [Betty] A-a-ain't I supposed to pay you? And wh-what if I don't like it? And what if.. *She trails off, looking confused and red as a tomato.* [22:29] * Reina grins, almost shuddering from the sheer embarrassment on Betty's face, before reaching out to grab her hand. "We're friends, Betty. I'd never charge you a dime. And if you don't like it, then we stop, put our clothes back on, and we still hang out until we get that 4000 P$ to buy you a home." [22:29] <Reina> Simple and clean, just like that. [22:36] <~Tempest> [Betty] ...This is not at all how I imagined I'd start out in life. Okay... Don't hurt me too much... [22:36] <Reina> Don't worry, I'll be as gentle as the breeze. [22:39] <~Tempest> *Camera pans on Dogmeat, who also wishes she didn't have such a strange master. Fade to black...* [22:40] <&Hebizuka> *An unspecified amount of time later.* [22:41] <&Hebizuka> *I'll let you be the judge of Betty's half peeved, half confused face.* [22:43] * Reina smiles and continues to dote on her, doing her best to keep from giggling. "I'm guessing I'm not exactly the best thing in the world you've tasted." [22:46] <~Tempest> [Betty] I don't know WHAT I tasted, but I tasted it, that's for sure! [22:47] <Reina> Eheh. Well, if it's not your cup of tea, you can always tell your clients to never finish in your mouth. [22:47] <~Tempest> [Betty] I didn't say I disliked it... I guess I need to get used to it. [22:47] <Reina> If you still want to try out this sort of life. Did you enjoy yourself? [22:47] <Reina> !mrooms3 [22:47] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 2842 - Front door: 1055 - Right door: 330 - Roomstyle: 228 [22:47] <~Tempest> [Betty] I...guess?... It wasn't ... bad. I suppose. [22:48] <Reina> It gets better with time and practice. Both the taste and the activity. [22:48] <Reina> For what it's worth? Thank you. I really enjoyed myself. [22:51] <Reina> Now - let's rake in that coin, hmm? Front door it is! [23:18] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside a regular, featureless room again. You spot a large wooden box, which seems to be a box of ammunition.* [23:22] <Reina> Alright. Come on, more shells! [23:25] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 83.5mm rocket, HEDP, 3 rounds - [1/3] - Weight: 3 [23:27] <&Hebizuka> *Not shotgun shells, but rockets! For once.* [23:27] <Reina> That. [23:27] <Reina> That is a /type/ of shell. [23:27] <&Hebizuka> *Or rather, ONE rocket.* [23:27] <Reina> This must be, what, 50? Oooh, and it's heavy, too. [23:28] * Reina throws it into her backpack, and taks a little time adjusting to the weight. [23:28] <Reina> !mrooms3 [23:28] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 6183 - Front door: 5135 - Right door: 2629 - Roomstyle: 115 [23:28] <Reina> Alright, let's keep going. Front door! [23:28] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 27.01/40 [23:38] <&Hebizuka> *You make it inside another dark sanctum. This time, the resident dark maiden, clad in black kimono, black leather pants, and high heels, is present, along with her donation box.* [23:41] * Reina gives her a good glance. What's she look like? [23:43] <&Hebizuka> *The dark maiden is a young adult, albino white x-female. She is dwarvish, athletic, with shoulder-length dark brown hair, rocking a pair of twofold fitting red eyes behind sunglasses, and with what seems to be a small burn mark on the right temple.* [23:44] <&Hebizuka> *Upon closer inspection, the burn mark is in fact an accumulation of small burn marks all concentrated and agglutinated around the same spot.* [23:45] <Reina> /Hello./ [23:46] * Reina saunters up to the maiden, with quite the obvious gleam in her eyes and a spring in her step. "Hey there. How's life treating you?" [23:46] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] ...What's got you so excited? Have some respect, this is an unholy territory. [23:49] <Reina> Sorry, but you're the one who's gotten me all riled up. You are /gorgeous./ [23:50] <Reina> Just - wow. I could paint portraits of you. [23:50] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Thanks, I suppose! It's not often I get positive compliments about... me. But anyway. Did you need anything? Because if not, I'll have to ask you to vacate the premises. [23:52] <Reina> Well, I was just going to leave, but I like the idea of praying for a chance with you. [23:53] <Reina> Do you accept gems for donations, or is it cash only? [23:54] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Ah, so you want a piece of me, huh. Bet you'd be surprised to know I wouldn't mind, as long as I take charge. Cause you see, the job comes with a few advantages our prude fucks that call themselves "competitors" don't have, over at Heaven Ltd. [23:55] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Freedom to have sex with potential clients, ability to shoot intruders on the premises for any reason, ability to consider anyone a potential intruder provided they're not throwing money or valuables at me... [23:55] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Great job, really. [23:56] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Anyway, for me to -consider- banging you... Hmm. Halfling, right? Raccoon halfling? You don't see that very often. [23:57] <Reina> Haha. Sounds like it's a step above prostitution. [23:57] <Reina> Mhmm. And I've got a thick, throbbing tail for you too, once you're done banging my cheeks like a drum. [23:57] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Oh no, prostitution, in this day and age in the Mazes? Fuuuuck that. It's a shit job. That's what I used to be before I trained to become a dark sanctum manager. [23:58] <Reina> Hah. Then you know what we're going through. Pimps are cunts, everyone tries to dine and dash... [23:58] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] You see, nowadays, if the pimps aren't iron-fisting you (sometimes literally) with terrible cuts on your John profit, sometimes up to 80%, you tend to get killed, because whores going independent are hunted down like baby youkai chased by a group of Soldiers. [23:59] <Reina> Yeah. I've had to blow away more purple haired faggots and hitmen than I can count. It's tiresome, really. [23:59] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] You see those burn marks on my temple? That's my former pimp. He used to punish me by using me as an ashtray, every time I tried to smuggle cash for myself instead of submit to the 75% cut I should've paid him. So he tied me up and he smashed his fucking cigarettes on my temple. Every time. [00:00] <Reina> Christ. Tell me you gave him a bullet through the temple for each burn. [00:00] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Ah, so you know what I mean! Bet with your unique body, you must've been premier meat for them. There's a reason I joined Hell Inc as a dark sanctum manager. [00:00] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] First, so I could lure that fucker in my new workplace. Next, so I could shove my friend the 9mm into his throat, and lastly, so I could kill him without the cops weeping "murder!" [00:01] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] That, and there's job security, powerful bosses, and great dental plan. [00:01] <Reina> Oh yeah. I've had a bunch of wiseguys try to cuff me, drug me - they finally stopped once I crushed the last guy's limp dick with my bare hands. [00:01] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Ooo. Sadist? I -like- it. [00:02] <~Tempest> *Betty shudders in terror.* [00:02] <~Tempest> *She has the impression to be in company of a bunch of loonies.* [00:02] <Reina> Right now, I'm showing Betty here the ropes. Finding good marks, keeping yourself safe, basic independent rules. She's still a flower, though. [00:03] <Reina> Don't suppose you mind showing off a few moves? [00:03] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Best of luck. Break the cutie and screw the innocence, I say. Faster that's gone, better off she'll be. I'd love to help but I'm still on the job right now. Speaking of which, are you here for a donation or a prayer? Or both, maybe. [00:04] <Reina> Was gonna go for all three. Donation, prayer, and a nice, long show for Betty. Do you accept gems? I'm fresh out of liquid cash at the moment. [00:04] <Reina> Couple guns if you want to up your arsenal, too. [00:06] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Hmm... I'm not hot on gems, takes time to get them appraised and stuff. I prefer cash because it's immediately usable. And my bosses don't ask for a gross cut on my earnings, at least. [00:08] <Reina> Hey, no worries. I know how it is. The Berretta I have, then? I have two clips for it too, and then some. [00:08] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Nothing other than cold hard cash, lady, I'm sorry. Gear is nice, but I'm not a store. [00:08] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] I appreciate though. It's nice to see people actually try to offer me free shit. [00:09] <Reina> Hey, what can I say? Treat people like you want to be treated. [00:10] <Reina> Ahh, where /are/ my manners? The name's Reina; Reina Miyako-Knight. And I've already introduced Betty - yourself? [00:10] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Yeah, usually I'd say this is angelic bullshit, but I came to find out that one for one is the fairest. [00:10] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] ... Heh. My name? I'm Vi-... Actually no. That's not my name anymore. Sorry, force of habit. [00:11] <Reina> No worries. Does the Sanctum gig thing come with name changes, or...? [00:11] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] I have a very boring name. It's Michelle Barthos. No, no, when I was a whore, my work name was Violetta. Purple underwear was my signature. I prefer the black slacks this job offers, to be fair. [00:12] <Reina> Ugh. Purple again? The mafia has no taste in colors. [00:12] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] I didn't pick, that's for sure. [00:12] <Reina> You deserve something better. Like Ruby. Or Garnet. [00:13] <Reina> Still - pleasure to meet you, Michelle. Don't mind me, I'm going to pray. [00:13] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] What, red? Nah. I see enough red with my new colleagues. Lemme stick with black. And, go ahead. If they show up mouthy, I'll tell em to stand down cause you're a good gal. [00:13] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] You gonna pray too, nerd girl? [00:13] <~Tempest> [Betty] W-wha? Me? No, nono, I'm fine... [00:14] <Reina> Hahahaha. That's what all the Johns say. And Betty, why not try it? With Michelle here, we'll be absolutely safe. [00:14] <~Tempest> [Betty] I'm fine! I'll just watch!... [00:14] <Reina> Come on, I insist. We need to get you used to these sorts of things. [00:14] <Reina> Oh, alright. Maybe third time's the charm. [00:14] * Reina heads over to the altar then, letting Dogmeat and Betty rest in the corner. [00:15] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6 to pray.* [00:15] <Reina> @roll 2d6 [00:15] <MazeBot> Reina: 8 [00:15] <&Hebizuka> *You seem to have triggered a negative response.* [00:17] <&Hebizuka> *An imp, a hellhound, a satyr, led by a succubus, spawn from the invocation circles that appeared on the floor, in a flash of fire!* [00:17] <Reina> *Oh, hey! Succubus! Is it Lupa?* [00:18] <&Hebizuka> *No, it isn't. It seems to be someone else.* [00:18] <~Tempest> [Succubus] What's this, then? Some other dumb human thought he could get away without a tribute? [00:18] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Hey, stand down. I'm supposed to be with you on this one, but I'm not. She's good for it, just outta cash for now. [00:19] <~Tempest> [Succubus] Yeah? I don't like broke fucks. [00:19] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Hey, don't be a bitch, okay? She's doing what I used to do in my old life. I told you she's good for it. Have a respect for a sister, okay? [00:19] <~Tempest> [Succubus] It's "Have respect", not "Have a respect". But, fine, whatever. [00:20] * Reina keeps her eyes closed so that the dumb demonic cunt doesn't see her roll her eyes. [00:22] <~Tempest> [Succubus] Aight, if you say she's good for it, I'll believe you, but don't pull on it too much. I could get uppity. [00:23] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Yeah yeah yeah, moan your masochist tendencies elsewhere, Sep. I don't give a shit. I'm telling you she's good, just listen to me for once. [00:23] <~Tempest> [Succubus] Hey, fuck you, you're not supposed to talk about that in the open! Ugh... Fine. Let's leave, boys. [00:23] <~Tempest> *The 'cubus snaps her fingers, and away she goes along with her bodyguards.* [00:24] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] *Annoyed.* [00:24] <Reina> Wow, what a cold fish. [00:25] <Reina> Sorry about that, Michelle. Didn't realize your boss was so frigid. [00:25] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Sep is like that. She's not a bad girl, just a really, REALLY stiffy one. [00:25] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Oh no. -I- am her superior. [00:25] <Reina> Ahahaha, wait /really?/ [00:25] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] She's just, er. A little uppity sometimes. But at the end of the day she always listens. [00:26] <Reina> Wow, that must be a rush in bed. Give her a few lashes at the end of the day for me? [00:26] <Reina> From one sadist to another. [00:26] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Well, yes. "Dark maiden" is just a common name. My actual full job title is "Director of anti-religious affairs" and "Dark sanctum manager", and I am an A-class demon. [00:26] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Succubi are B-class demons. She ranks below me. [00:27] <Reina> Interesting. That's definitely something I'll have to look into if I ever get bored of this gig. [00:27] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] I know, you might find that weird that I just described myself as a demon, even though I'm human, but I am. I have demonic training and powers. I can fling energy balls and summon help. Or Hell-p. Stupid pun, I know. But it looks good on the advertisement posters. Ever saw em? "Need some Hell-p, call one of us!" and all that gig. [00:27] <Reina> Ahahaha. Well~ [00:28] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] I think I'll ask to be featured on the next ad campaign. I look sexy as fuck, don't I? [00:28] <Reina> After that standoff? Both my holes are puckering and quivering. I could use some Hell-p with that, if you don't mind? [00:28] <Reina> No kidding. I hope no one replaces me as your biggest fan. [00:29] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Sorry lady, I'm still not free even though I'm no longer in the line of work. Come back with one grand and we'll talk personal favors. I'm not like those angelic mikos who're so uptight about it, it's a company rule to be a virgin. I fuck who I want, but I also know how much I'm worth. [00:30] <Reina> Hhahahaha. Good. See, Betty? Prostitution is /lucrative./ A thousand is easily something you can demand for your services. [00:31] <Reina> Do it right, and it's safe, too. [00:31] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] For this girl? Nah. [00:31] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] I'm worth 1 grand because I'm a demonic commander. I'm a woman of responsibilities AND I have years worth of horrible prostitution work. [00:32] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] For your Betty nerd girl friend? Hmm... I'd pay maybe 80 bucks to fuck her. [00:32] <~Tempest> [Betty] Eighty bucks??? [00:32] <~Tempest> [Betty] PLEASE, PLEASE, CAN WE DO THIS NOW? I'VE NEVER BEEN PAID 80 BUCKS FOR ANYTHING I'VE EVER DONE. PLEASE! [00:33] <Reina> Pfffft. That's because she's a diamond in the rough. Give some time and you'll be /begging/ to pay 500 - ahahahahahaa. [00:33] <~Tempest> *The dark maiden facepalms.* [00:33] <Reina> Betty, /Betty./ Firt rule of prostitution: /Never/ be desperate. [00:33] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] ...Your friend has no standards. Oh for Asmodeus's love, you're in for a ride... [00:33] * Reina sighs, but it's not wiping the grin off her face. [00:34] <Reina> We all gotta start somewhere, right? I'll have her raking in the cash and being /classy/ about it, to boot. [00:34] <Reina> Don't suppose you got a phone number? I want you to see the end result, Michelle. [00:34] <~Tempest> [Betty] I'LL DO ANYTHING EVEN JUST FOR FIFTY [00:34] <Reina> ...Yup, a work in progress. [00:34] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Sorry, I haven't been issued a phone. [00:35] <Reina> Ah, well. What room are we in, 1055? [00:35] <Reina> If you don't move, we'll swing back around when we can. Or maybe I'll just pray and ask you to come by. [00:35] <Reina> If nothing else, I /definitely/ gotta see who's better at fucking, you or me. [00:35] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Tell you what. Gimme your full name, and if you can find a hiring bureau, keep a eye on the classifieds boards. I always sign my requests with the letters "MB/V". [00:36] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] I'll make a point to ask my local hirer to look out for you, alright? [00:36] <Reina> Hahaha. That sounds good. Never thought about using the classifieds to do /that/ kinda work. [00:36] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] I post ads sometimes to make a little extra. My bosses said it's alright, as long as it's not for sex. [00:37] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] I might be siding with the demons, but I'm not a bad person. I offer my help, lend a hand to people who need some. I even did bodyguard work. [00:37] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Maybe we could meet that way. [00:37] <Reina> No one ever expects the ex-prostitutes to have literally kung fu grip. [00:38] <Reina> And yeah, that sounds like a good time. I'm Reina Miyako-Knight, like I said. Ah - the last two names are hyphenated. Youkai/human marriages, what can you do? [00:40] <Reina> I'll keep MB/V memorized. [00:40] <&Hebizuka> *Michelle "Violetta" Barthos is now a contact.* [00:41] <Reina> Oh - and before I go? I'm dying to know. I think I've been charging too little for my clients lately, so - how much would you pay to ride me like the bitch I am? [00:43] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Well, given that it's pretty obvious by now that you're an XF like me... and that you have a pretty nice pair of jugs and you're an unique beast... Hmm. Maybe six-fifty... Nah, seven hundred. That's how much I'd pay. Maybe you should charge more with normal females though. [00:44] <Reina> Funnily enough? It's usually the guys who yank my tail. [00:44] <Reina> They all get to tell themselves it's not gay while they choke on my shaft. [00:46] <Reina> !mrooms3 [00:46] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 3952 - Front door: 1413 - Right door: 1663 - Roomstyle: 58 [00:47] <Reina> I'll definitely keep that price range in mind. Betty? Time to go - let's head out the front door. [00:47] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] But it's not gay, what are you talking about? It's gay if we did it, we're the same sex. [00:47] <~Tempest> *Blunt logic.* [00:48] <Reina> Hahahaha. [00:49] <Reina> I'm saying they come to me because they want a thick, throbbing cock in their ass, but they don't want to fuck other men. Because hell if I know, I just take their money. All 700 dollars worth. [00:49] <Reina> Laters! [00:49] <~Tempest> [Dmiko] Take care, you pretty bitch, hope we see each other again. [00:50] <~Tempest> *She gives you a bit of a small wave, then lets you be on your way.* [00:50] * Reina just blows her a kiss in return, before ushering Betty out the door. [00:50] <&Hebizuka> *She follows, all too happy to leave.* [00:51] <Reina> So - Betty. How do those prices sound to you? You're worth at /least/ 80 bucks, and it's only gonna get higher. [00:55] <~Tempest> [Betty] I just want the money...! [00:56] <Reina> And you will. Lots of it! [00:57] <Reina> If we find someone interested, do you want to offer them a two-for-one special? We'll split the proceeds. [00:57] <~Tempest> [Betty] Oh gods. [00:58] <Reina> With the two of us, we could easily charge 500. At /least./ Two hundred and fifty, and we're oing half the work, too. [00:59] <~Tempest> [Betty] ...Damn, for 250, I could eat for days! Or maybe, maybe buy a gun... Or ammo for the old bear gun, or, or... I dunno what, but I like the sound of that! Let's make money. [00:59] <Reina> Glad to have you on board! [01:02] <&Hebizuka> *A factory line, with many rows of machinery and conveyor belts, currently inactive or dormant. Maybe closer examination might reveal what these machines are for. There seems to be a med item on the floor...* [01:02] <Reina> Wonder if they make Penetrators here. But - meds! [01:03] <Reina> Free meds are always good. Let's see what we have. [01:03] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [01:03] <Reina> Something to save for later. [01:04] * Reina slips it in her backpack, and continues on through the front door! [01:04] <Reina> !mrooms3 [01:04] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 5553 - Front door: 5190 - Right door: 4797 - Roomstyle: 67 [01:04] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 27.11/40 [01:05] <Reina> Between you and me, Betty? I've always preferred being outside the Mazes than in. I'd like a house, next to the beach maybe. Or somewhere more mountainous, and set up some hot springs. [01:05] <~Tempest> [Betty] People live outside?? [01:05] <~Tempest> *With the most naive air on the face, ever.* [01:07] <Reina> Yup yup! That's how most youkai are raised, actually. We learn how to farm, forage, hunt, set up camp... [01:07] <Reina> The Maze Guards don't bother you outside, and with some good camouflage the Soldiers will just run on by. [01:08] <Reina> Plus? The novelty alone is enough to get people paying an extra fifty. [01:08] <~Tempest> [Betty] That's totally not how I imagined it. Don't youkai also start in the kid pen like us? [01:08] <&Hebizuka> *A shower room. There's a shiny rock on the floor, in one of the many puddles of water.* [01:08] <Reina> We do! But our kid pen's a lot wider. [01:09] <~Tempest> [Betty] And you stay in it a lot longer... Til age 50 I think? Something like that... [01:09] <~Tempest> [Betty] I think 50 years old isn't even old for you guys. It's like... Kid age still. [01:11] <Reina> Usually, yeah. But I'm just a halfling, so I got booted out at age 17, just like all the humans. [01:11] <Reina> It was pretty rough, the first couple months. Literally no friends, since all of them are still in Kdsworld. [01:12] * Reina scoops up the shiny rock for now, letting it gleam in the artificial light. [01:12] <Reina> All I had was my body, so that's what I used. I like to think I turned out pretty well. [01:13] <Reina> But in the meantime - wanna take a shower, get my musk off you? Not that I mind you smelling like me, but some clients aren't too into that. [01:13] <Reina> Presentation is everything in this kinda work. [01:14] <~Tempest> [Betty] Nono, I'm fine.. The faster we get to the cash the better. [01:15] <Reina> Alright, then. [01:15] * Reina pockets the shiny rock in her pack, and keeps on through the front door. [01:15] <Reina> !mrooms3 [01:15] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 4108 - Front door: 4134 - Right door: 1566 - Roomstyle: 299 [01:16] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Pink gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [01:29] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 27.21/40 [01:33] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat barks.* [01:34] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. Another weapon on the floor!* [01:37] <Reina> And more things to sell! Grand. What do we have ehre? [01:41] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Sterling De Lisle rifle | .45 ACP - Bolt-action | Silencer(I) | M1911A1 7-round mag, +1 | Weight: 18 - [4+1/7, FMJ] - Cond: Excellent / Clns: Clean [01:41] <Reina> Oh /wow./ Low on the ammo, but - damn. /Damn./ [01:41] * Reina equips it immediately! [01:41] <Reina> !mrooms3 [01:41] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 5239 - Front door: 5778 - Right door: 3713 - Roomstyle: 350 [01:42] <Reina> We have a /fortune/ in guns now. We just need to sell them. Front door, Betty, Dogmeat! [02:00] <&Hebizuka> *De Lisle equipped.* [02:01] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside a regular, featureless room, yet again. There is an accessory, and what seems to be a valuable item.* [02:03] <Reina> More goodies are always nice. What are they? [02:07] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Muzzle brake, AK device [02:07] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 450 P$ [02:08] <Reina> Oh, that's not too bad at all. [02:08] * Reina slips the brake into her backpack, and hands over half the money to Betty. [02:08] <Reina> Here ya go. Half, like I promised. [02:09] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat barks multiple times.* [02:09] <&Hebizuka> *You also notice there's only one door ahead.* [02:09] <~Tempest> *Betty looks like she discovered the Graal when looking at the money.* [02:11] <Reina> !mrooms1 [02:11] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Unique door: 6824 - Roomstyle: 299 [02:11] * Reina pockets her share of the money, and waits for Betty to calm down from the high. [02:11] <Reina> Enough money for food and rent, right? [02:12] <~Tempest> [Betty] Right, sure!... [02:12] <&Hebizuka> *Total money now carried: 225 P$ in pouch* [02:13] <Reina> Through the only door! [02:15] <&Hebizuka> *You may proceed to the next mission, or continue roaming the Mazes.* [02:15] <Reina> *Mazes. Gotta find some clients to milk!* [02:23] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You find an accessory on the floor...* [02:23] <Reina> Another one? Which one is it this time [02:23] <Reina> ? [02:24] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Bayonet: Glock Feldmesser 78 - Sharp/Piercing, Knife-bayonet. - Weight: 3 [02:24] <Reina> Well, it's something to sell. [02:24] * Reina pulls it in her backpack and moves right along. [02:24] <Reina> !mrooms3 [02:24] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 6683 - Front door: 6565 - Right door: 4815 - Roomstyle: 440 [02:25] <Reina> Betty, got a direction in mind? Believe in your instincts - which door has clients behind it? [02:25] <&Hebizuka> *You can equip it as a Class 5 Short weapon, if you desire, or just keep it spared away in the backpack.* [02:25] <Reina> *Keep it spared.* [02:26] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 30.21/40 [02:27] <~Tempest> [Betty] Uhh, yeah, about that. I think I'll make the best of those 225 bucks you just passed me... It was fun and all but I think this whole gig is too scary! [02:28] <Reina> Awwwww, you sure about that? [02:29] <Reina> I'll pay you another hundred to keep coming along with me for a little while. [02:29] <~Tempest> [Betty] Y-yeah, sorry. I just ain't feeling it. [02:29] <~Tempest> [Betty] That's not what I feel what my life should be!... And besides, I have the feeling I'll get killed trying. [02:29] <Reina> Maaaaan. Oh well, then. If it's not for you, it's not for you. [02:30] <Reina> Good luck out there! And since we don't have phones - if you ever need me, just use the classifieds, okay? [02:30] <Reina> I'll come running in a jiff. I don't forget pretty gals like you. [02:31] <Reina> Ah - do me one last favor, though? [02:32] <Reina> Since I'll be out and about for a little longer - do you mind if we swap backpacks? I could use the extra carrying capacity. [02:32] <Reina> You know how it is; always gotta stuff as much as you can inside. [02:32] <~Tempest> [Betty] Ah, hehe, erm... About that... I planned to keep it... A good bag is worth gold to those who don't have much, and uh, yeah! Ta-ta! [02:32] <~Tempest> *Betty is about to leave the room. If you want to attempt something, do so now.* [02:33] <Reina> Not even a goodbye kiss? For shame! [02:33] * Reina just waves her off with best wishes in tow. [02:34] <&Hebizuka> *She RUNS away through the left door, as if she's fleeing Hell itself.* [02:34] <&Hebizuka> *Betty is no longer a temporary companion.* [02:35] <Reina> Man, what a weirdo. Wanna follow her along, Dogmeat? [02:35] <Reina> She'll probably be better to you than I am. [02:35] <~Tempest> *Dogmeat whines, but she sits next to you.* [02:35] <~Tempest> *She doesn't seem in good spirits either, but she's clinging to you rather than trying to flee.* [02:35] <Reina> C'mon, girl. You're gonna get killed if you hang on with me. Go with Betty - that's a command. [02:36] <~Tempest> [Dogmeat] *Aroo?...* [02:36] <~Tempest> *Are you sure you want to fire Dogmeat?* [02:36] <~Tempest> *She looks pitiful.* [02:37] <Reina> Oh, /fine./ Dumb mutt. We'll find you somewhere better. [02:37] <&Hebizuka> *She barks, relieved that her days with you aren't over yet.* [02:37] <Reina> Left door it is. [02:38] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 35th.* [02:39] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area. Daytime farmlands, again. There's more clothes on the ground, though it's not a lab coat this time.* [02:39] <Reina> Come on, something /sexy./ [02:40] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Technician jacket (Upper body, Arms) - AC: C3 - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Brand new] [02:40] <&Hebizuka> *Who would throw away perfectly good, unused clothes?* [02:40] <Reina> Sexy engineer? Ehh. [02:40] * Reina slips it into her backpack - the dress hugs her breasts /and/ it's better armor, too. [02:40] <Reina> !mrooms3 [02:40] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 4830 - Front door: 1581 - Right door: 1157 - Roomstyle: 337 [02:41] <Reina> Front as always. [03:10] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 35.21/40 [03:13] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot ammo on the floor.* [03:15] * Reina takes a looksie. Anything good? [03:15] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 7.62x51mm NATO, Surp, 6 rounds - Weight: 0.12 [03:15] <Reina> Well, it's something. [03:15] * Reina slips it in the pack! [03:15] <Reina> !mrooms3 [03:15] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 39 - Front door: 946 - Right door: 227 - Roomstyle: 38 [03:16] <Reina> Man, Dogmeat, I have no idea what I'm gonna do to pass the time. [03:16] * Reina heads on through the front door. [03:19] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 35.33/40 [03:19] <~Tempest> [Dogmeat] *Aroo...* [03:21] <&Hebizuka> *Another regular, featureless room. You spot a magazine, and more valuable-looking items.* [03:22] <Reina> More goodies? Sure, put it all in - once we see what we have. [03:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: QBU-88 10-round magazine. Size tier: Medium ; Weight: 1+0.1 (1.01) - [1/10 FMJ] - Caliber: 5.8x42mm [03:23] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 490 P$ [03:25] <Reina> Hahahaha. That's what you get for cutting and running, Betty. [03:25] * Reina slips all 490 dollars into her money pouch, and the magazine goes into her backpack. [03:25] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 715 P$ in pouch.* [03:26] <&Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 38.75/40 [03:27] <Reina> Front door. [03:30] <Reina> !mrooms3 [03:30] <&Hebizuka> [ Reina ] Left door: 1880 - Front door: 6621 - Right door: 2064 - Roomstyle: 313 [03:36] <&Hebizuka> *You make it into a shrine. You see here an altar to the Cardinal Gods, an omikuji vending machine, a shrine maiden, and her donation box. You also spot an accessory on the floor.* [03:37] <Reina> Oh, good, some civilization! [03:37] * Reina takes a look at the shrine maiden. What does she look like? [03:41] <&Hebizuka> *The miko is an adult, pale-skinned female. She is towering, thin, has very short auburn hair, a pair of violet eyes concealed behind sunglasses, and seems to have a tattoo on her left hand, depicting the four Cardinal God symbols.* [03:42] <Reina> Good morning, ma'am. Do the gods find you well today? [03:45] <~Tempest> [Miko] Good morning. Why thank you, they do! May they watch over us always. May I help you? [03:46] <Reina> Yes, actually! I was hoping to buy one of the fortunes, and donate a little before praying. [03:47] <~Tempest> [Miko] For the fortune machine, first make a wish, then insert 25 P$ in the machine over here. Maybe the Gods will nudge the good fortune in your direction! [03:49] <Reina> Alrighty! [03:49] <Reina> *I would like Betty to come crawling back to me, begging me for forgiveness and also my cock.* [03:49] <Reina> And 25 in the machine! [03:51] <&Hebizuka> *Money remaining: 690 P$* [03:51] <&Hebizuka> *Please roll an @omikuji to know what the Gods think.* [03:51] <Reina> @omikuji [03:51] <MazeBot> Possible curse. [03:51] <Reina> Welp. [03:52] <Reina> Right, let's see if we can't change that with some good old fashioned donations. [03:52] * Reina crumples up the paper and stashes it away before donating a cool 500 P$ to the shrine and its miko. [03:52] <&Hebizuka> *The Gods don't seem very approving of your wish.* [03:53] <Reina> *They weren't approving of my moms getting together either, so fuck 'em.* [03:54] <&Hebizuka> *Money remaining: 190 P$* [03:55] <~Tempest> [Miko] Thank you for your donation, I'm sure the Gods and Heaven Ltd. will be appreciative of your gesture. [03:57] <~Tempest> [Miko] If you wish to pray, feel free to do so. [03:58] * Reina gets on both knees, with her hands clasped in supplication. [03:59] <~Tempest> *The shrine maiden looks a little surprised.* [03:59] <~Tempest> [Miko] Ahem, madam! I forgot to inform you, our shrines are now offering a new service. [03:59] <Reina> Ah - oh, you are? What is it? [04:00] <~Tempest> [Miko] Heaven Ltd has seen fit to improve the influence of the Gods on the daily lives of MazeWorld inhabitants, and from now on you may place items on the altar before you pray, in the hope to get a blessing in case your divine response is positive. Blessings can have all sorts of good effects. [04:01] <~Tempest> [Miko] No need to tell you that donations and support of the angelic nation always helps in making sure to get a positive response. Otherwise, a negative one may instead bring a curse. [04:01] <~Tempest> [Miko] You could for example, put one of your weapons on the altar; and if you receive a blessing, it could sustain repairs by way of divine intervention. That's one example, and I suggest you try it out with other items if you wish to. [04:03] <Reina> Hmmm... /well./ [04:04] * Reina has to hide her grin as she takes off her armored dress, taking a quick breath to let her breasts jiggle, free of all restraints. [04:04] <Reina> If the gods could repair my dress a little, I would appreciate it. [04:04] <~Tempest> [Miko] M-ma'am? Have a little decency! Please don't strip on sacred grounds! [04:05] <~Tempest> [Miko] If you absolutely must repair your dress.. Gosh, please put on something else at least! [04:06] * Reina tries her best not to openly stare at the Miko's delicious reaction as she puts the dress on the altar, using one arm to pointlessly protect her modesty. "I'm sorry, but I really don't have anything else! Just a quick prayer, and I'll put it on lickity split!" [04:06] <~Tempest> [Miko] *Sigh* Fine, but make it snappy... [04:06] * Reina gets down on bended knees once more, still failing to actually stop anybody's view of her breasts with one hand, and the other raised straight and true with the other. [04:08] <&Hebizuka> *You may now roll a 2d6.* [04:08] <Reina> @roll 2d6 [04:08] <MazeBot> Reina: 4 [04:09] <&Hebizuka> *+1 bonus from donation. Total score 5. The response is negative. Your armored dress sustains a curse and instead of being mended, it takes damage (Condition is now Ruined).* [04:09] <~Tempest> [Miko] You scum! [04:10] <&Hebizuka> *The shrine maiden is alienated and has turned hostile. She summons help!* [04:10] <Reina> /Scum!?/ What did I do!? [04:10] <~Tempest> [Miko] The Gods obviously found you out as an enemy! You must be cleansed! [04:10] <~Tempest> [Miko] You lecherous... titty monster! [04:11] <Reina> That's ridiculous! I just wanted to repair my dress! [04:11] <&Hebizuka> *The insult was an afterthought.* [04:11] * Reina grabs her tattered and ruined dress and puts it on as fast as she can! [04:11] <Reina> And the size of my breasts has /nothing/ to do with anything! [04:14] <&Hebizuka> *The shrine maiden has summoned a Holy Phoenix and a Holy Turtle as backup.* [04:15] <&Hebizuka> *Obviously, this is sounding like combat. You are on Side 1. The shrine maiden, her two holy beasts, and the altar, on which your armored dress is, are all on Side 2.* [04:16] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1. What will you do?* [04:19] <Reina> @cover [04:19] <MazeBot> No cover at all! [04:19] <Reina> Of /fucking course./ [04:19] <~Tempest> [Miko] Blasphemer! Drop your weapons, and we won't make your death too painful! [04:20] <Reina> You are /literally the most violent cunt I've met today and that includes the dark maiden raping sadist!/ [04:20] <Reina> *Holy Phoenix's head, 6 shots, Remington.* [04:21] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat growls, barks, and turns violent as well, though he directs most of that anger at the mean, mean angelics that are threatening her master!* [04:21] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat will intend to attack the shrine maiden with a bite attack.* [04:26] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Miko, Dogmeat, Holy Phoenix, Holy Turtle, You.* [04:26] <&Hebizuka> *Shrine maiden's turn...* [04:26] <&Hebizuka> *She draws and aims her pistol at you, and attempts to open fire 9 times!* [04:26] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [04:26] <MazeBot> [Human] Hips, buttocks ; [Non-human] (LOWER) BODY group [04:27] <&Hebizuka> @roll 9#2d6 [04:27] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5;7;5;10;8;8;6;11;3 [04:29] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-9: 4 misses, 3 potential hits, 2 certain hits* [04:29] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#1d2 [04:29] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 1;2;1 [04:29] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 6 misses, 3 confirmed hits* [04:30] <&Hebizuka> *Despite shooting at you nine times, the miko only lands hits one third of the time. Still, it's 3 bullets coming at you at an unprotected body part. Your jeans do very little to stop the 9mm FMJ slugs, and you knew, from the moment that barrel was pointed in your direction, that it was going to hurt.* [04:31] <&Hebizuka> *You are in agonizing pain, and your hips sustained some damage. And naturally, you have three bleeding wounds on the hips, complete with the immediate blood loss from the shots.* [04:31] <&Hebizuka> *This doesn't bode well.* [04:33] <&Hebizuka> *Jeans condition is now Damaged.* [04:33] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat's turn...* [04:33] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat leaps towards the shrine maiden to try and bite her!* [04:33] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [04:33] <MazeBot> [Human] Stomach, lower back ; [Non-human] (UPPER) BODY group [04:33] <&Hebizuka> *She goes to take a bite out of the miko's stomach... or try to.* [04:34] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [04:34] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8 [04:36] <&Hebizuka> *Success! The shrine maiden's stomach is effectively mauled, tearing her kimono and causing a bleeding wound. As well as some pain, judging from the "AUGH!" you hear.* [04:36] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat bit her really hard...* [04:36] <&Hebizuka> *You fear it won't be enough, though.* [04:37] <&Hebizuka> *Holy Phoenix's turn...* [04:37] <&Hebizuka> *The Holy Phoenix attacks Dogmeat with a beak attack!* [04:37] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [04:37] <MazeBot> [Human] Hips, buttocks ; [Non-human] (LOWER) BODY group [04:37] <&Hebizuka> *Targeting Dogmeat's rear body, the divine creature attacks!* [04:37] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [04:37] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 3 [04:38] <&Hebizuka> *But your ally and pet refuses to let a big damn bird hurt her just yet.* [04:38] <&Hebizuka> *Holy Turtle's turn...* [04:39] <&Hebizuka> *The Holy Turtle retracts its head and prepares to fire a holy aquablast at Dogmeat.* [04:39] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [04:39] <MazeBot> [Human] Right elbow ; [Non-human] LIMB group [04:39] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d4 [04:39] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [04:39] <&Hebizuka> *The target is Dogmeat's rear right leg.* [04:39] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [04:39] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [04:44] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat YELPS in pain from the blast striking her leg. She is in serious pain.* [04:45] <&Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* [04:50] <Reina> @roll 6#2d6 [04:50] <MazeBot> Reina: 7;7;5;2;10;5 [04:51] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d100 malf check [04:51] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, malf check: 50 [04:51] <&Hebizuka> *Pass! No malfunction this turn (by a close shave)* [04:54] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: 4 misses, 1 potential hit* [04:54] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 [04:54] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2 [04:54] <&Hebizuka> *Total confirmed hits: 1* [04:54] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d9 pellets that hit [04:54] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, pellets that hit: 2 [04:58] <&Hebizuka> *Your shooting is, to say the least, rather botched.* [04:59] <&Hebizuka> *Though two pellets do strike the Holy Phoenix in the cranium, you have the feeling they bounced off more than anything.* [04:59] <&Hebizuka> *They did manage, somehow, to open wounds on the creature's head, but it's of little consolation.* [05:00] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1...* [05:01] <&Hebizuka> *The miko and the phoenix are bleeding. So are you.* [05:01] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What is your next move?* [05:02] <Reina> *Fuck it. I'm gonna leave some /splinters/ in this cunt's face. TW Short Stake, Miko's Head, all the swings available to me.* [05:03] <&Hebizuka> *As a C5S weapon, you may attack up to three times. The only mode available for this weapon is Stab.* [05:03] <Reina> *Three stabs it is.* [05:04] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat will continue attacking the shrine maiden, unless you want to give her an order.* [05:05] <Reina> *I got nothing.* [05:08] <&Hebizuka> *Very well.* [05:10] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: You, Miko, Dogmeat, Holy Turtle, Holy Phoenix.* [05:10] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll first.* [05:11] <Reina> @roll 3#2d6 [05:11] <MazeBot> Reina: 11;9;7 [05:13] <&Hebizuka> *Attacks 1-3: 1 possible hit, 2 misses* [05:13] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d2 [05:13] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 2 [05:13] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 1 confirmed hit, 2 misses* [05:14] <&Hebizuka> *You try to poke the shrine maiden's face with your short stake, miss once, then twice... but the last hit is the good one, and your attack connects. It ... hurts. It looks painful.* [05:16] <&Hebizuka> *The miko screams in pain like a banshee with a stake poking out of her skull, before passing out and crumbling on the floor lamentably.* [05:16] <&Hebizuka> Reina [Short stake] Shrine maiden /H\ [05:17] <&Hebizuka> *Faction kill: Angelic* [05:34] <&Hebizuka> *Your kill cancels the shrine maiden's attack; she was going to attack you, but, well...* [05:34] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat's turn is also cancelled since she wanted to attack the shrine maiden.* [05:34] <&Hebizuka> *Holy Turtle's turn...* [05:34] <&Hebizuka> *The Holy Turtle now aims at YOU, and fires an aquablast!* [05:34] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [05:34] <MazeBot> [Human] Left foot ; [Non-human] EXTREMITY group [05:34] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [05:34] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [05:35] <&Hebizuka> *The holy turtle misses. It douses the floor with holy water, but fails to hit you.* [05:35] <&Hebizuka> *Holy Phoenix's turn...* [05:35] <&Hebizuka> *The Holy Phoenix prepares to breathe a Fireblast at Dogmeat!* [05:35] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [05:35] <MazeBot> [Human] Hips, buttocks ; [Non-human] (LOWER) BODY group [05:36] <&Hebizuka> *It aims at Dogmeat's hind side.* [05:36] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [05:36] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10 [05:36] <&Hebizuka> *Hit! Dogmeat is on the receiving end of some divine cleansing fire...* [05:41] <&Hebizuka> *Dogmeat burns to death, in a horrible definition of "divine justice".* [05:41] <&Hebizuka> Holy Phoenix [Fireblast] Dogmeat [05:41] <&Hebizuka> *Your ally is dead.* [05:42] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2.* [05:43] <&Hebizuka> *Already 2 cadavers, one on each side of the battle. This leaves you, and the holy beasts, who are noticeably tougher than you'd expect. You're also now within melee range, on Side 2.* [05:45] <Reina> Literally /shittier than Hell!/ Even *Mom* wasn't this fucking nuts! [05:47] <&Hebizuka> *You are bleeding. The Holy Phoenix is, but somehow you think it doesn't matter as much.* [05:47] <&Hebizuka> *It's just you and the beasts now.* [05:47] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What will you do?* [05:47] <Reina> *Beretta M9, Phoenix's head, 10 shots.* [06:01] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: You, Holy Phoenix, Holy Turtle. You may roll now.* [06:02] <Reina> @roll 10#2d6 [06:02] <MazeBot> Reina: 10;9;10;7;9;8;8;6;11;8 [06:05] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-10: 3 possible hits, 7 misses* [06:05] <&Hebizuka> @roll 3#1d2 [06:05] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 1;1;1 [06:05] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 0 hits, 10 misses.* [06:06] <&Hebizuka> *Complete failure!* [06:06] <&Hebizuka> *That's bad news, and that's the understatement of the week.* [06:06] <&Hebizuka> *Holy Phoenix's turn..* [06:06] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [06:06] <MazeBot> [Human] Hips, buttocks ; [Non-human] (LOWER) BODY group [06:09] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [06:09] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 4 [06:09] <&Hebizuka> *The divine bird fails to hit you.* [06:09] <&Hebizuka> *Holy Turtle's turn...* [06:10] <&Hebizuka> *The Holy Turtle doesn't seem to be attacking. It instead seems to radiate energy for a while, then no more.* [06:20] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 3.* [06:20] <&Hebizuka> *You're bleeding still.* [06:21] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 4. What do you plan to do?* [06:22] <Reina> *Stake, turtle's face, three swings.* [06:26] <&Hebizuka> *Order this turn: Holy Turtle, Holy Phoenix, You.* [06:27] <&Hebizuka> *The Holy Turtle seems to be fed up with combat, and disappears from the room with an ominous growl.* [06:27] <&Hebizuka> *The Holy Turtle fled through magical means!* [06:27] <&Hebizuka> *The Holy Phoenix is doing the same. It seems the beasts are fading out of existence rather than draw out a battle. They obviously failed their purpose; the shrine maiden they were meant to protect is dead.* [06:28] <&Hebizuka> *Without any targets in sight anymore, it's the end of fight! (4 turns)* [06:30] <&Hebizuka> *You're still bleeding.* [06:31] <&Hebizuka> *You've lost your ally Dogmeat, killed a shrine maiden, and your armored dress (which you can now pick up and wear again) is ruined. On top of that, you have 3 bleeding holes in the hips, and you feel light-headed and shaky. Certainly feels like a Monday.* [06:55] <Reina> Fuck everything. [06:55] * Reina gets out her bandages to patch herself up. The meds can wait for later. [06:56] <&Hebizuka> *You tear up 3 units of gauze roll to patch your hips up. [4/10 remaining]* [07:00] <Reina> Dress goes into pack, and fuck it, I need to breathe. Let everyone see my tits, not like they deserve to be hidden. [07:01] <&Hebizuka> *You can't put the dress in your backpack, you lack sufficient space.* [07:01] <&Hebizuka> *May as well wear it again, it's tattered and holed up anyway.* [07:02] <Reina> Blagh. On it goes. [07:02] <&Hebizuka> *You wear the Armored dress again.* [07:03] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [07:04] <&Hebizuka> 32 rooms (+18), 3 kills (+1), 0 missions, 0 Amulets, 190 P$ (+190), 0 Runs