Log:Session 163 (Meta, no ontology)

18:29:42 <Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Reina. You are currently in the Uncivilized Area, en route from Arnett to an undiscovered town. You are currently in a completely looted-out studio room. Three doors ahead.* 18:30:45 * Reina continues to adjust the thick, hard straps of her big black container as she forces herself to get up. The limping isn't particularly helpful, but at least it's not /absolutely/ killing her sex appeal. What's next? 18:30:59 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Youkai bedroom (danchi), dark // Front: Former room // Right: Corridor 18:31:41 * Reina takes a moment, just sit right there, and let her tell you about the time she took out the weapon light in her backpack and turned it on before walking into a youkai bedroom. 18:32:36 <Hebizuka> *Inforce APL currently in hands and turned on.* 18:35:32 <Hebizuka> *You make it inside a dark danchi - which is really just a youkai bedroom with more futons than usual. You spot a magazine and a piece of clothing on the floor; thanks to your weaponlight.* 18:35:45 <Reina> Come on, something to cover my tits. 18:35:55 * Reina shines her light on both items! 18:36:31 <Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: GSh 18-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.03 (0.53) - [3/18, FMJ+P] 18:36:31 <Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Tank top (Upper body) - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 1 - [Cond: Good] 18:42:44 * Reina slips the magazine inside with the rest of her pack, but the real prize is the simple white tank top lying on the floor. Did the youkai who lived here enjoy himself some prostitutes? Because the white piece of clothing definitely fits Reina's, sense of style. It's almost mesh, really, and even were she to put it on, her weighty breasts would stretch the fabric to its limits, not to mention... 18:42:46 * Reina ...how it'd still expose her toned abs and her rock hard nipples. 18:42:56 <Reina> So /of course/ I'm going to put it on! 18:43:18 <Hebizuka> *As a side note, the tank top is cyan. A bright, flashy color.* 18:43:51 <Reina> It's so flashy that it reflected the light off my weapon light for a moment, which was why I thought it was white. 18:43:56 <Reina> Totally not colorblind here, nope. 18:45:05 <Hebizuka> *Tank top worn! GSh-18 magazine spared in Pack/Main.* 18:45:11 <Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 61.32/200 18:45:14 <Reina> Now, what's coming up next? 18:45:54 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Trash room, abandoned // Front: Roadway // Right: Warehouse room, forsaken 18:46:44 * Reina turns off the weapon light, and... heads back on the road again. Maybe she'll actually find someone if she stops dickering with the abandoned rooms. 18:47:40 <Hebizuka> *Inforce APL turned off and returned to Pack/Main.* 19:06:35 <Hebizuka> *A simple roadway. You find a pimp alongside two female escorts which he seems to be treating rather roughly. The pimp appears to carry a pistol, while the escorts are surprisingly unarmed!* 19:09:25 <Reina> @cover 19:09:25 <MazeBot> A block of concrete. (Health: 60, LDV modifier: -4. AC Eqv: A3. Pass-through threshold: 10+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.25) 19:09:27 <Tempest> [Pimp] Stupid, stupid, stupid whores! Can't even get a single client in an entire week! I oughta leave you tied up here! 19:10:09 * Reina does her best to dive for cover without getting caught. And yeah, bum leg, but it's better than just getting shot. 19:10:20 <Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6-1.* 19:10:45 <Reina> @roll 2d6-1 19:10:45 <MazeBot> Reina: 4:5-1 19:10:54 <Reina> RIP me. 19:10:58 <Hebizuka> *Failure. You take cover but you are spotted.* 19:11:46 <Hebizuka> *Combat is engaged. The pimp sees you with a weapon drawn, but is not sure what exactly is going on.* 19:12:22 <Tempest> [Pimp] Hey! Fat boobs! Whatcha playin? Don't play with me! I ain't gonna make it pleasant! 19:12:39 <Hebizuka> *Pimp does not do anything this turn. Neither do the escorts, who are too afraid to do anything.* 19:12:41 <Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* 19:12:53 <Hebizuka> *Turn 2. What's your next move?* 19:13:59 <Reina> FAT BOOBS!?! How the fuck are you a pimp if you can't fucking judge how good my tits are!? No fucking wonder Asmodeus wants you dead! 19:14:13 <Reina> Send her my regards when she BREAKS YOU IN HALF WITH HER COCK! 19:14:18 <Tempest> [Pimp] Say WHAT? 19:14:42 <Reina> *Pimp's head, Savage Arms, 5 shots.* 19:14:55 <Reina> You fucking heard me you limp dicked CUCK! 19:15:12 <Hebizuka> *Pimp realizes he's being engaged and will also fight. The escorts squeal in terror.* 19:15:15 <Reina> MY MAMA COULD FUCK HARDER THAN YOU! 19:16:27 <Hebizuka> [Order this turn] Escort1, Escort2, Pimp, You. 19:18:09 <Hebizuka> *Escort #1 attempts fleeing!* 19:18:25 <Hebizuka> @roll 2d6+0 19:18:25 <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8:8+0 19:18:38 <Hebizuka> *Escort #1 successfully ran away. She escaped through the left door.* 19:18:58 <Tempest> [Pimp] FUCK! NOT MY WHORES! 19:19:17 <Hebizuka> *Escort #2 attempts fleeing!* 19:19:20 <Hebizuka> @roll 2d6+0 19:19:20 <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 7:7+0 19:19:25 <Hebizuka> *She succeeds too!* 19:19:57 <Tempest> [Pimp] NOOOOO! FUUUCK! NOT MY FUCKIN BREAD! YOU MADE ME LOSE MY MONEYMAKERS! 19:20:05 <Tempest> 14[Pimp] You're gonna fuckin PAY! 19:20:10 <Reina> I GOT YOUR MONEYMAKER RIGHT HERE BITCH 19:20:28 <Hebizuka> *Pimp's turn. He aims his pistol at you, aiming at your right arm and firing three times.* 19:21:46 <Hebizuka> *You saw the second escort leave through the left door as well.* 19:22:43 <Hebizuka> @roll 3#2d6 19:22:43 <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6;8;4 19:24:02 <Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3: 2 misses, 1 hit.* 19:25:42 <Hebizuka> *Damage sustained: 18% Pain (total 18%), Limb damage (-11 HP, Right arm, now at 9/20), Injuries (+1 open wound to Right arm, -1.0 Blood)* 19:26:12 <Hebizuka> *Your right arm is damaged. Your accuracy and strength decrease (FT+1, Str -10%).* 19:29:03 <Hebizuka> *Your turn. You may roll now.* 19:32:00 <Reina> @roll 5#2d6 19:32:00 <MazeBot> Reina: 6;8;7;7;8 19:34:07 <Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5: 3 misses, 2 hits. Please roll 2#1d20 to check how many projectiles hit.* 19:35:00 <Reina> 2#1d20 19:35:06 <Reina> @roll 2#1d20 19:35:06 <MazeBot> Reina: 1;18 19:35:20 <Hebizuka> *Total projectiles that hit: 19.* 19:37:43 <Hebizuka> @roll 5#1d21-1 19:37:43 <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 10:11-1;15:16-1;13:14-1;5:6-1;15:16-1 19:37:49 <Hebizuka> @roll 10+15+13+5+15 19:37:49 <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 58:10+15+13+5+15 19:38:16 <Hebizuka> *Salvageable money has appeared on Side 2!* 19:39:32 <Hebizuka> *Whenever you fire coin shot, there is a chance the coins you fired can be salvaged and used as money (or projectiles!) again. Any other coins are mangled and no longer retrievable.* 19:41:32 <Hebizuka> *The pimp received a "pay"-load of money in the head, which drilled holes into his silly zebra pimp hat... and his skull. With the extra power provided by your Magnum shells, the pimp's head has been mangled beyond recognition so badly, that it came just short of exploding.* 19:41:50 <Hebizuka> Reina [S/S Model 67 "Pimp Slap!"] Pimp /H\ [B] 19:41:54 <Hebizuka> *End of fight! (2 turns)* 19:43:09 <Hebizuka> *You are bleeding.* 19:43:24 <Hebizuka> *You have lost 0.1 Blood. Patch yourself up whenever possible.* 19:44:28 <Reina> @roll 1d2 1 for loot, 2 for hookers. 19:44:28 <MazeBot> Reina, 1 for loot, 2 for hookers.: 1 19:44:33 <Reina> WELP THERE IT IS. 19:45:12 <Hebizuka> [Loot what?] >Clothing/Armor >Weapons >LBE items >Inventory items 19:45:25 * Reina cries bitter, salty tears as she ignores the whole 'I have no first aid thing fuk' and begins looting the FUCK out of the pimp, including clothes, gear, possible phones, and also all the unexploded coins she just shot at said Pimp. 19:45:33 <Reina> >Inventory Items 19:46:56 <Hebizuka> *You search through the pimp's inventory, and find the following items;* 19:47:03 <Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Bersa 40 13-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.26 (0.76) - [13/13, Lead] 19:47:03 <Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Bersa 40 13-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.26 (0.76) - [13/13, Lead] 19:47:11 <Hebizuka> *Caliber for both magazines: .40 S&W* 19:49:12 <Reina> Okay. These will go right in my tactical vest, so that's pretty easy. 19:49:28 <Hebizuka> *Ammo 1 or Ammo 2?* 19:49:30 <Reina> But this fucker doesn't even have a phone? No wonder he can't get any jobs, christ. 19:49:44 <Reina> Ammo 2. 19:49:47 <Hebizuka> *Indeed ,this pimp didn't have a phone. Which is abnormal.* 19:50:33 <Hebizuka> [Vest/Ammo2] 2/2 magazines 20:17:47 <Hebizuka> *You have looted all items from the pimp's inventory. What's your next move?* 20:17:58 <Reina> *Let's go over the LBE stuff.* 20:18:15 <Hebizuka> [LBE] (Utility belt) Viper belt: Capacity 6 units + Key items (Can carry key items) 20:18:57 <Reina> Oh boy, a big throbbing snake right next to my crotch. Just what I needed. 20:19:23 * Reina snaps that up and puts it on around her tight leather pants, before checking out the weapons. 20:21:34 <Hebizuka> *Utility belt equipped.* 20:22:16 <Hebizuka> *You now have the ability to carry key items.* 20:22:30 <Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - R1/Common - Bersa Thunder 40 PRO pistol | .40 S&W - Semi-auto | LRail[n/a] | Bersa 40 13-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [09+1/13, Lead] - Cond: Worn / Clns: Clean 20:26:41 <Reina> And /this/ goes in the spare weapon slot. 20:26:57 <Reina> The TW? Whatever, I don't question how this stuff works. 20:27:06 <Reina> And now, clothing! And armor. But mostly clothing. 20:28:33 <Hebizuka> *Are you equipping it into the Class TW slot?* 20:30:47 <Reina> *Yes.* 20:32:48 <Reina> *And after the equipment, the clothing and armor. 20:33:21 <Hebizuka> *Bersa Thunder 40 equipped!* 20:33:30 <Hebizuka> *One moment, stripping the pimp...* 20:35:12 <Hebizuka> *The destroyed remains of a pimp zebra hat, courtesy of coin shot.* 20:35:12 <Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - Pimp vest (Upper body, Arms) - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Brand new] 20:35:12 <Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Pimp pants (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Cond: Brand new] 20:35:12 <Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Pimp zebra shoes - AC: C2 - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Cond: Brand new] 20:38:13 <Reina> Right then, time to take all of these and shove them in my backpack. 20:38:26 <Reina> And then I need to scoop up the rest of the coins that I shot out. 20:38:36 <Hebizuka> [Money] 58 P$ 20:39:01 <Reina> So, about one tenth? Interesting. 20:39:59 * Reina scoops it all up, and then reloads the Savage Arms from her vest. 5 shots! 20:40:12 <Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1458 P$.* 20:40:54 <Reina> Good times, good times. 20:41:13 <Reina> Oh wait no, it's not 100 coins per shot, it's 20. I got about half, that's - actually pretty good. 20:41:28 <Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 74.32/200 20:42:12 <Hebizuka> *You will reload Standard Buck, is that fine?* 20:44:28 <Reina> *Yes, I'm too lazy to make more coin shot right now.* 20:44:44 <Reina> *Also my arm's a bit banged up so, better use the cheap stuff.* 20:45:19 <Hebizuka> *No problem. You will spend three turns reloading the shotgun (1 to chamber-load, 2 to load 4 shells in the tube). You're currently bleeding - I need to ask for confirmation.* 20:45:41 <Reina> *Yes, I shouldn't be bleeding out any time soon, it's just a single hole.* 20:48:04 <Hebizuka> *Savage/Stevens Model 67: [4+1/4 Buck]* 20:48:24 <Hebizuka> *12 gauge Standard Buck remaining in Vest/Shells: 15.* 20:48:37 <Hebizuka> *3 turns passed. You bled while reloading. (-0.3 Blood)* 20:49:07 <Hebizuka> [Vest/Shells] 15/20 20:50:40 <Reina> Okay, let's follow the hookers. Left room goooooooooo! 20:51:59 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Kitchen, deserted // Front: Bedroom (bunks), Forsaken // Right: Library room, abandoned 20:52:05 <Hebizuka> *Confirm you wanna go left?* 20:53:57 <Reina> Yes. Women are supposed to stay in the kitchen. 20:54:04 <Reina> Clearly this means the hookers haven't left yet. 20:57:01 <Hebizuka> *I will pass on this hilariously antiquated idea and take you to the next room.* 20:57:20 <Hebizuka> *You are bleeding. (-0.1)* 20:57:52 <Reina> *I'm a half-racoon ex-futanari divine whore from a midieval fantasy world, you bet your sweet plump snakeass that my ideas are antiquated.* 20:58:51 <Hebizuka> *You made it into a recently deserted kitchen. There is some food inside of the fridge. Unfortunately the hookers are nowhere to be seen. You do spot meds on the floor though.* 20:59:03 <Reina> Boooooooooooooooooooh. 20:59:13 <Reina> Right, okay. Meds first. 20:59:49 <Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - Light limb healing. Also contains: 2x IB, 2x Paracetamol - Weight: 2 21:04:38 <Reina> UH. Okay, so - right, we should probably open this up. Let's... hmmm. 21:04:45 <Reina> Well, okay. Let's heal up my arm. 21:04:56 <Reina> And then we'll open it and bandage the gaping gunshot wound. 21:05:08 <Reina> And then we'll toss the other bandage and the painkillers into the viper bag. 21:05:21 <Reina> Then I steal all the food and /also/ shove it in the bag. 21:05:29 <Reina> The viper belt* 21:05:48 <Reina> And then I'll look at the doors to decide which seems like the most likely room the whores ran off too. 21:05:56 <Reina> I love it when a plan comes together. 21:06:02 <Hebizuka> *You took one of the individual bandages from the FAK to patch your arm up.* 21:06:14 <Hebizuka> *You are no longer bleeding, and you no longer have open wounds.* 21:07:02 <Hebizuka> *You are now using the FAK supplies to heal your right arm's health. Your right arm will now heal over time, until the effect either ceases or healed the arm back to full.* 21:09:10 <Hebizuka> *You then extract the remaining IB and paracetamol pills out of the now empty FAK. You acquired the following:* 21:09:35 <Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Paracetamol - Pain-15% - Weight: 0.1 - [Quantity: 2] 21:09:36 <Hebizuka> [Meds] Individual Bandage (IB) - Cures 1 wound. - Weight: 0.1 21:10:35 <Hebizuka> *You then look inside the fridge. You see the following:* 21:10:53 <Hebizuka> [Food] Canned goods - Cod, canned, 170g. 179kcal - Weight: 0.5 21:11:00 <Hebizuka> [Food] Dessert - Crepe. 90kcal 21:12:02 <Reina> All of them go into the fucking bag. 21:12:43 <Hebizuka> [Bag of Fucking/Main] 76.12/200 21:13:19 <Reina> Yessssssssssssssssss. 21:13:29 * Hebizuka snickers. 21:13:36 <Hebizuka> *Now for the ways out.* 21:13:41 <Reina> Oh my, I think I'm a little damp~ 21:15:03 <Hebizuka> [Next room] Left: Empty dojo, abandoned // Front: Office room, forsaken // Right: Machinery room, abandoned 21:16:07 <Reina> They'd... probably go into the Office Room. Front door. 21:22:20 <Hebizuka> *A forsaken office room, which is so decrepit and old that moss and strange stains have replaced dust and grime. It's so bad, you see a mushroom growing out of what once was a computer tower.* 21:22:27 <Hebizuka> *The room is otherwise empty of people or other items.* 21:23:06 <Reina> Damn. Okay, let's just pick up the mushroom and leave. I'll toss it into the viper belt. 21:23:13 <Reina> More importantly, new rooms! 21:23:45 <Hebizuka> *Your arm is at least starting to look a little better now.* 21:24:11 <Hebizuka> *You have regained your normal strength and accuracy. (Str-10% and FT+1 effects expired)* 21:30:23 <Hebizuka> [Mushroom] (Unknown) Purple, Odorless - Unidentified - Weight: 0.01 21:31:20 <Reina> Into the Viper with you! 21:31:27 <Reina> And then, mooooore doooooors. 21:31:29 <Hebizuka> [Belt/Main] 0.01/6 21:32:15 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Empty lobby room, abandoned // Front: Toilets, abandoned // Right: Laboratory room, abandoned 21:33:05 <Reina> On the one hand, hookers would definitely go to the toilets. 21:33:17 <Reina> On the other I've never actually been in a lobby room soooooooooooo. 21:33:19 <Reina> Left. 21:34:13 <Reina> It's probably roomier anyways. Hookers like breathing space, right? Right. 21:34:19 <Reina> Clearly this is the better path. 21:35:53 <Hebizuka> *An abandoned, empty lobby room. It's essentially the stripped out version of a lobby room for any kind of facility entrance - it could have been a hospital, a residential area, an office complex entrance... But now it's a hollowed-out shell of its past self.* 21:36:17 <Reina> Nothing? God damn it hookers should not be this hard to find. 21:36:21 <Hebizuka> *In this room, you see a voluminous object on the floor.* 21:36:24 <Reina> Alright, rooms? 21:36:34 <Hebizuka> *Object.* 21:38:30 <Hebizuka> *Look at it. It's big. It's nice. It's important.* 21:38:40 <Reina> Hmmm. /Voluminous/ you say? 21:38:48 <Reina> Well, I suppose if it's big nice and important. 21:41:48 <Hebizuka> [Handloading] Handloading kit for Pistol ammunition - weight: 5 21:42:33 <Reina> Oooh, hello there. 21:42:55 * Reina takes that, holds it against her bosom, and all sorts of depravities. 21:43:29 <Hebizuka> *You have acquired a Pistol handloading kit. You can now disassemble and assemble custom handloads for all Pistol calibers.* 21:45:18 <Hebizuka> [Big Black Container/Main] 81.12/200 21:47:51 <Reina> Right. Now, to the doors! 21:50:42 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Corridor // Front: Pathway // Right: Former room 21:51:27 <Reina> ...Pathway? Maybe the hookers are heading back to. Somewhere. 21:51:31 <Reina> Pathway. Front door. 21:51:58 <Hebizuka> *Your Pain has completely subsided.* 21:59:30 <Hebizuka> *On this pathway, you spot a number of supplies on the ground.* 21:59:56 <Reina> Goodies! 22:01:06 <Hebizuka> *A LOT OF GOODIES.* 22:01:08 <Hebizuka> [Handloading] Primer, large pistol (LP) - weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 200] 22:01:08 <Hebizuka> [Handloading] Spent case, .44 Magnum - weight: 0.02 - [Quantity: 200] 22:01:08 <Hebizuka> [Handloading] Jar of pistol powder, regular - weight: 0.5 - [12700 /35000] 22:01:08 <Hebizuka> [Handloading] Jar of pistol powder, surplus - weight: 0.5 - [31300 /35000] 22:01:08 <Hebizuka> [Handloading] Projectile - .429, 240 grain - FMJ - weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 50] 22:01:08 <Hebizuka> [Handloading] Projectile - .429, 240 grain - Lead - weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 25] 22:01:08 <Hebizuka> [Handloading] Projectile - .429, 240 grain - LSWC - weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 25] 22:01:08 <Hebizuka> [Handloading] Projectile - .429, 240 grain - LSWCHP - weight: 0.01 - [Quantity: 25] 22:02:15 <Reina> Hooooooooly fuuuuuuck. 22:02:43 <Hebizuka> *200 .44 Magnum cases and primers, more pistol powder, and many projectiles in various flavors.* 22:14:10 <Reina> Okay, so. Let's make... Magnum powder FMJ rounds. 22:14:56 <Reina> Oh, and Magnum powder LSWCHP rounds, because why not. I have three magazines for this thing. 22:17:17 <Hebizuka> [For pistols and rifles, high pressure ammunition is named a little differently. Do you want to go through step-by-step?] 22:17:49 <Reina> [I suspect you want me to, so sure!] 22:18:05 <Hebizuka> *First, adding all the items to your inventory.* 22:20:26 <Hebizuka> [Pack/Main] 89.37/200 22:21:27 <Hebizuka> [You are going to make .44 Magnum rounds. You currently have 200x LP primers, and 200x .44 Magnum spent cases. How many cases do you want to prime?] 22:21:51 <Reina> *26.* 22:23:40 <Hebizuka> [.44 Magnum requires pistol powder. You have 2 jars of Regular, and 1 jar of Surplus. What would you like to use?] 22:23:57 <Reina> *Regular.* 22:24:41 <Hebizuka> [You may select a powder load to use. Please ensure you have enough powder to fill the amount of cases you want to load.] 22:26:30 <Hebizuka> [What load would you like for your rounds?] > -P (Cold load: Less recoil, less power, requires 180pwdr) >SP (Standard pressure, requires 200pwdr) > +P (Hot load; High power, higher recoil, requires 220pwdr), > +P+ (Super load ; Very high power, even higher recoil, requires 240pwdr) 22:27:14 <Reina> Let's go big. +P+. 22:29:45 <Hebizuka> [You've chosen +P+. There is enough powder for the amount you desired.] 22:30:54 <Hebizuka> [Select a projectile type. .44 Magnum requires .429, 240 grain projectiles.] >FMJ (50 available), >Lead (25), >LSWC (25), >LSWCHP (25) 22:31:44 <Reina> 13 FMY, 13 LSWCHP. 22:31:49 <Reina> Er, FMJ. 22:34:49 <Hebizuka> [You will create .44 Magnum rounds using the following recipe: 13x Reg/+P+/FMJ, and 13x Reg/+P+/LSWCHP. Confirm?] 22:35:47 <Reina> *Yes.* 22:38:16 <Hebizuka> [All done! Time to sit down and make some ammunition.] 22:39:11 <Hebizuka> *Setting down backpack - took 1 turn.* 22:40:58 <Hebizuka> *Priming 26 cases... The process took six turns.* 22:41:50 <Hebizuka> *The healing effect on your right arm has ceased. It hasn't healed completely but most of the damage is mended now.* 22:41:56 <Hebizuka> *Right arm HP: 17/20* 22:42:32 <Hebizuka> *Loading 26 primed cases... The process took six turns.* 22:43:51 <Hebizuka> *You have lost: 26x LP primer, 26x .44 Magnum spent case, 6240 units of powder (Pistol, regular), 13x .429 240gr FMJ projectiles, 13x .429 240gr LSWCHP projectiles.* 22:43:56 <Hebizuka> *You have acquired the following:* 22:45:25 <Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .44 Magnum, Force Magnum LSWCHP, 13 rounds - Weight: 0.26 22:45:25 <Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .44 Magnum, Custom handload (Reg/+P+/FMJ), 13 rounds - Weight: 0.26 22:45:54 <Hebizuka> *Your first batch of 13 rounds match an existing retail name, so it has been given that name.* 22:46:17 <Hebizuka> *However, with your second batch, you have created a custom handload! (.44 Magnum, Reg/+P+/FMJ). Would you like to give it a name?* 22:47:18 <Reina> *Conception.* 22:47:25 <Reina> Because without protection... 22:47:46 <Hebizuka> [Powder jar, pistol, regular: 14700pwdr => 8460pwdr] 22:48:12 <Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .44 Magnum, Custom handload "Conception" (Reg/+P+/FMJ), 13 rounds - Weight: 0.26 23:10:21 <Hebizuka> *Where do you wish to place the ammunition you made?* 23:13:18 <Reina> *I'd like to empty out the magazines in my vest, fill one with Conception rounds and the other with Force Magnum, and load the .44 in my TW slot with Force Magnum Rounds. 23:13:52 <Hebizuka> *Incompatible - the magazines in Vest/Ammo2 are .40 S&W, the ammunition you just made is .44 Magnum.* 23:14:52 <Reina> *WELP.* 23:15:06 <Reina> This is what happens when I don't have sex to clear my mind. 23:15:29 <Reina> Okay, I guess I'll load the Anaconda with the Conception rounds. 23:15:42 <Reina> And toss all the loose stuff into the Big Black Container. 23:17:02 <Hebizuka> *You unloaded the Colt Anaconda and obtained the following:* 23:17:17 <Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .44 Magnum, Standard Lead, 4 rounds - Weight: 0.08 23:17:49 <Hebizuka> *You then load six rounds of "Conception" into your Anaconda (which takes 2 turns.)* 23:19:08 <Hebizuka> *The remaining rounds (7x "Conception", 13x .44 Magnum, Force Magnum LSWCHP) have been placed into Vest/Main for quick access.* 23:19:42 <Hebizuka> [Big Black Backpack/Main] 88.59/200 23:19:57 <Hebizuka> [Vest/Main] 0.4/3 23:20:44 <Reina> I /guess/ I'll try this thing out. I' going to regret it but I'll try. 23:20:52 <Reina> Now - rooms. 23:23:52 <Hebizuka> [Next rooms] Left: Empty bar, abandoned // Front: Roadway // Right: Break room, abandoned 23:24:28 <Reina> I need to get crunk. Bar it is. 23:29:45 <Hebizuka> *An abandoned, empty bar, that once probably was part of a successful establishment. Now, it's dusty, decrepit, and left to the UA's dangers. There are two weapons on the floor, as well as a food item on the bar counter.* 23:30:42 <Reina> Not even booze? Gaaaaaay. 23:30:57 <Reina> Still, what do we have here? 23:31:15 <Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short - R2/Regular - Dildo - Strike (Blunt) - Plastic - Weight: 3 - Cond: Brand new 23:31:15 <Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short - R1/Common - Pocket knife - Slash (Sharp), Stab (Piercing) - Steel - Butchering - Weight: 2 - Cond: Fair 23:31:15 <Hebizuka> [Food] Vegetable - Potato. 147kcal 23:31:59 <Reina> Oh my god it's brand spanking new. 23:32:40 * Reina tosses the pocket knife and the potato into her big, black, container... but the dildo, oh /yes./ 23:34:15 <Hebizuka> [BBC/Main] 90.59/200 23:34:20 <Hebizuka> (This is a running gag now) 23:36:10 <Hebizuka> *What will you do with the dildo?* 23:36:58 <Reina> *Oh, just what anybody /else/ would do. A few loving, gentle licks to get it nice and wet, and then I'll sit on the bar and spread my legs.* 23:37:15 <Reina> God, I hope someone comes along. I can't get off without an audience anymore. 23:37:20 <Hebizuka> *Oh, great. Fade to black time.* 23:37:38 <Hebizuka> *More seriously and technically speaking, do you want to Wait?* 23:37:44 <Reina> *Mhmm~! Perhaps with a wait roll to see - yes, yes I do.* 23:38:14 <Hebizuka> *Make a 2d6 roll.* 23:39:11 <Reina> @roll 2d6 23:39:11 <MazeBot> Reina: 12 23:40:57 <Hebizuka> *12 turns pass, during which you ... do whatever you have to do.* 23:41:16 <Hebizuka> *The two escorts that escaped from their pimp enter the room.* 23:41:17 <Reina> Oh, darling, I don't /have/ to do anything. 23:41:31 <Tempest> [Escort1] Hey, that's the crazy shotgun girl from earlier! 23:41:42 <Tempest> [Escort2] Oh, shit, you're right! 23:41:54 <Reina> @roll 1d2 1 for orgasm'd, 2 for still being in the middle of it 23:41:54 <MazeBot> Reina, 1 for orgasm'd, 2 for still being in the middle of it: 2 23:43:33 * Reina is wagging her thick, furry tail like the slut she is while she fucks herself with a dildo, her powerful legs spread wide and resting on the beaten up barstools to support her body weight. The broken and shattered tile that made up the floor beneath Reina was sopping wet with juices, and the musk of the bar had been replaced with a whole other sort of scent entirely. 23:44:07 <Reina> Hnggh, oh god yes, /yes/ - ahhh! Mmmm... hello there, girls. I'm glad to see Asmodeus preserved you two! 23:44:13 <Tempest> [Escort1] Geez... 23:44:28 <Tempest> [Escort2] Man, she's either really into it, or she's a colleague. Or a Demonic follower. 23:44:34 <Tempest> [Escort1] Maybe all three... 23:44:46 <Reina> All - ahahaha, good. You girls catch on /quick./ 23:44:49 <Hebizuka> *They're watching. Intently. Out of curiosity more than anything else, but you have eyes on you.* 23:45:17 <Tempest> [Escort1] Well, we kinda wanted to know who was that stranger with a shotgun who just... killed our employer! 23:45:53 <Tempest> [Escort2] "Employer" is a terrible word for this cocksucker. He wasn't protecting us! Wasn't allowing us to be armed! How are we supposed to make the slightest coin without safety? 23:46:06 * Reina slows down her depraved masturbation to sit herself further up, but she never actually stops. The meaty, squishy sounds of the thick dildo plunging into her stop echoing around the beaten up bar, but they're still loud enough to punctuate her words. 23:46:18 <Tempest> [Escort1] But his cologne smelled nice though... But... Yeah, yeah. You're right. You're right, sis. He was a dick. I'm glad he's dead. 23:46:36 <Reina> He called my tits /fat./ He wasn't a pimp, he was a limp dicked cocksucker who needed to beat up women to feel good. 23:47:31 <Reina> But I'm getting, ahh, yes - getting ahead of myself. I'm Reina Knight, temple prostitute extrodinaire. And who are you two lovely ladies? 23:47:33 <Tempest> [Escort2] You said it, girl! 23:47:54 <Tempest> [Escort1] Temple prostitute? What are you, the Special Service of a Dark Sanctum gone rogue with a shotgun? 23:48:03 <Tempest> [Escort2] That actually sounds awesome! 23:48:38 <Reina> That's the long and short of it~! It's a long story, but I don't mind sharing... if I could have some pretty little names for some pretty little faces. 23:48:50 <Reina> *If the eyecandy's arrived, I'm going to indulge. What do they look like?* 23:48:55 <Tempest> [Escort1] Uhh, well... nobody asks about us usually. I'm Betty and she's Ida, but my working name is Scarlet and hers is Sapphire. 23:49:11 <Tempest> [Sapphire] Yup, yup. 23:50:51 <Reina> Man, /no one/ asks? See, shit like that is why no one /wants/ to be a hooker. What's the point if you can't have men praising your name while you give them a suck? 23:51:21 <Reina> But I promised you two a story, right? Sit back, relax - my Anaconda's right here, so don't worry about any interruptions, you two. 23:51:21 <Hebizuka> *"Scarlet is a young adult human, peridot-type female. She is of average height, slender, with hip-length blonde hair, a pair of amber eyes, wears no accessory, and has a little rose tattoo on the left cheek.* 23:53:45 <Hebizuka> *Sapphire is a young adult, pearl-type, female rabbit halfling. She is tall, of average constitution, with back-length black hair, a pair of green eyes, wears a pair of glasses, has a noticeable scar on the left hand, and short, lop, white bunny ears.* 23:55:30 <Reina> So, as you can plaaaain~ly see, I'm a halfling. A pretty /rare/ halfling, too. You don't see a lot of racoon girls, after all... but I like to think I hit the genetic jackpot. 23:56:12 <Reina> And, well - Heaven doesn't like people knowing this, but angels have needs to, you see where I'm going with this? 23:56:18 <Reina> have needs, too* 23:57:10 <Tempest> [Sapphire] I've like, totally never seen a halfling like you before. Raccoon-people must be soooo rare! 23:57:50 <Tempest> [Scarlet] Yeah, they're... Well I never heard of them before. And you do have the physique for the job! I mean, damn. How are you not covered in money? Why are you wandering in the UA like that? Your body is solid gold! 23:57:57 <Tempest> [Sapphire] Man, I'm jealous. 23:59:45 * Reina lets a pretty smile linger on her face as she gets up, doing her best to disguise the small limp in her leg. It's damn easy when she can sway her rockin' hips, and use the tail to disguise the rest. With one hand still clutched tightly around the drenched dildo, the racoon girl walks over to the other escorts until they're all in arm's reach. 00:00:05 <Tempest> @roll 2d6 spot check 00:00:05 <MazeBot> Tempest, spot check: 8 00:00:29 <Reina> I don't charge friends, so touch all you like, hmm? A dildo's nice but it can't compare to pretty hands and fingers like either of yours. 00:00:31 <Tempest> [Scarlet] Is that a double dong you're hiding or are you just happy to see us? 00:00:45 <Tempest> *She's flashing a big conniving grin while saying that.* 00:00:57 <Reina> Hahahaha. Oh yes Scarlet, I /like/ you. 00:01:24 <Tempest> [Sapphire] Yeah, you're, like, totally hiding a dildo in there. 00:01:51 <Tempest> [Sapphire] I mean, I get you like that but you don't have to keep it in all the time! I mean unless your Johns like you loose... 00:02:03 <Tempest> [Sapphire] Oh shut up, you've got a looser puh than I do! 00:02:28 <Tempest> *They squabble for a moment about who has the loosest loins, before remembering you're right there.) 00:03:03 <Reina> Nah, like I said. Genetics! I can even take a Penetrator with a bit of work - my mom was a size queen, and I inherited that too. 00:03:13 <Tempest> *They gasp at that.* 00:03:21 <Reina> You can check if you want. Just pull the dildo out and feel for yourself! 00:03:26 <Tempest> [Sapphire] You're totally joking. Right? 00:03:33 <Tempest> [Scarlet] No she ain't... 00:03:48 <Tempest> [Scarlet] I'll pass! I'll take you on your word for it! But I do wanna ask something. 00:03:51 <Reina> I'm totally serious. Big, small, I love 'em all! 00:04:02 <Reina> Go ahead. Shoot and I'll answer. 00:05:54 <Tempest> [Scarlet] When you said you're a temple whore, what do you mean? Do you, like, work in a Demon town or something? 00:06:14 <Reina> Mmm~! It's complicated. But like I said, I'd share my story. 00:06:51 <Reina> Okay, so. Thanks to my awesome physique, I got tapped for the oldest trade in the book, pun intended. 00:07:07 <Reina> The thing is - well, like I said, even angels have needs. 00:07:41 <Reina> I wasn't working in a Demon town. I worked in an /Angel/ town. It was all kept hush hush, because of the scandal... but /man/ are there some pretty angels and even prettier maidens. 00:09:11 <Tempest> *They both "oooh" in surprise and amazement. They are taking it wholesale.* 00:09:17 <Reina> So I was living the life. Fucking the holiest of men and women in the holiest of places, christening new shrines with my juices while they fucked me right on the altar. And I never saw anything wrong with it - the gods would have punished me if they did, right? Never saw any retribution at all. 00:09:32 <Tempest> [Sapphire] That's soooo true. Some of them tightasses are really sexy... 00:10:04 <Tempest> [Scarlet] Ya'd think the Gods would care... 00:10:35 <Reina> They didn't. Hell, after some of the shows I've put on display? I know the Gods loved it. 00:10:48 <Reina> Those Celestial animals have a /lot/ of stamina. 00:10:58 <Hebizuka> Checkout - we will resume this next time