Log:Session 20 (Meta, no ontology)

[15:27] <&Hebizuka> *The questionnaire has been skipped as answers were given in advance. This begins straight at the point an engineer is sent to deliver Gaeddal's equipment.* [15:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Are you uh... Wow, I can't pronounce that. Ga... Gay... Gad... The dude with a "Mac" in his name? [15:29] * Gaeddal "Sup son... its Guh-doll, you feel me?" [15:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Yes, okay, Mr. "Gurdall". Well, all of those boxes are for you, and there's a letter. ( http://pastebin.com/30mm2geG ) [15:30] <&Hebizuka> *You see 9 boxes of all sizes.* [15:31] * Gaeddal goes up to them all and pounds them open aggressively, grunting and saying 'bitchin' as he opens each one. [15:32] <&Hebizuka> *For the sake of consistency, we'll go through each one in order... and you will tell me what you're equipping.* [15:32] <&Hebizuka> =LBE= [15:32] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Utility belt) Default belt: Capacity 0 units + Key items (Can carry key items) [15:32] <&Hebizuka> [LBE] (Backpack) Field pack: Capacity 40 units [15:33] * Gaeddal wears those [15:33] <&Hebizuka> =Clothing= [15:33] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - SSh-39 helmet - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Ballistic protective - Weight: 5 - [Dmg: 4/4] [15:33] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Top - PT T-shirt (Upper body, Shoulders) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Dmg: 2.94/4] [15:33] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Regular pants (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Light - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Dmg: 3.05/4] [15:33] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Hiking shoes - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Dmg: 2.56/4] [15:34] * Gaeddal puts them all on [15:34] * Gaeddal [15:35] * Gaeddal "Sheeeeuuuttt, where then good shoes at? Got no Jordans, Osirus, sheut, not even some fresh-ass Timbalands..." [15:35] <&Hebizuka> =Weapons= [15:35] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Ithaca 37 Stakeout shotgun | 12 gauge - Pump-action | No accessory | Internal tube, 5 rounds, +1 | Weight: 5 - [4+1/5, 5x Buck] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [15:35] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - SIG Sauer Pro SP2022 pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi-auto | Rail | SP2022 15-round mag | Weight: 3 - [14+1/15, 15x FMJ] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [15:35] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - CZ 455 target rifle | .22 Long Rifle - Bolt-action | No accessory | CZ 455 5-round mag, +1 | Weight: 9 - [4+1/5, 5x FMJ] - Cond: Fair / Clns: Clean [15:36] * Gaeddal puts them all on. "Lookin' like a nigga straight outta the hood. Thanks fo hookin' me up, son..." [15:41] <&Hebizuka> =Accessories= [15:41] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Shotgun choke: 12 gauge/12 gauge belted [15:41] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Laser sight: Laserlyte SCV4. Full battery life: 100 turns. - [Battery: 100%, 100/100] [15:42] * Gaeddal tucks them into his backback [15:45] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Backpack/Main inv) 2/40 [15:46] <&Hebizuka> =Armor= [15:46] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Body addon - Stab-proof vest (Upper body) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-resistant - Half melee damage - Weight: 5 - [Dmg: 1.19/4] [15:46] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Arms addon - Armored elbow pads (Elbows only) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Weight: 5 - [Dmg: 1.89/4] [15:46] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Legs addon - Armored knee pads (Knees only) - AC Kevlar-2 - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-PROOF, Piercing-PROOF - Weight: 5 - [Dmg: 4/4] [15:47] * Gaeddal wears it all. [15:48] <&Hebizuka> =Ammo= [15:48] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 20 rounds - weight 1 [15:48] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 12 gauge, slug, 10 rounds - weight 0.5 [15:48] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] .22 Long Rifle, FMJ, 50 rounds - weight 0.5 [15:48] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG Pro SP2022 15-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.15 (0.65) - [15/15, 15x FMJ] [15:48] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: SIG Pro SP2022 15-round magazine. Weight: 0.5+0.15 (0.65) - [15/15, 15x FMJ] [15:48] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: CZ 455 5-round magazine. Weight: 0.25+0.05 (0.3) - [5/5, 5x FMJ] [15:52] * Gaeddal loads it all up and stashes the rest. [15:52] <&Hebizuka> *Your weapons are already loaded, no need to do that.* [15:56] <&Hebizuka> *Everything has been placed in the backpack.* [15:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Backpack/Main inv) 5.6/40 [15:57] <&Hebizuka> =Food= [15:57] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Military rations bag. 5d7 - FT-1 for 7 turns if all 5 portions are eaten in one sitting. [15:57] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Lunch pack - Military rations bag. 5d7 - FT-1 for 7 turns if all 5 portions are eaten in one sitting. [15:57] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Muskmelon. 1d16 [15:57] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Banana. 1d12 [15:57] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Coconut. 1d6 [15:57] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Grapes. 2d6 [15:57] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Watermelon. 4d8 [15:58] * Gaeddal 's eyes glow. Watamelun. Uuuhhhnnnggghhhh [16:01] <&Hebizuka> *Take all?* [16:02] * Gaeddal heeeyyyuuullll yeah [16:04] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Backpack/Main inv) 12.6/40 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> =Meds= [16:07] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - Heals damaged limbs, up to 7 HP. Cannot heal disabled limbs. - Weight: 1 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - Heals damaged limbs, up to 7 HP. Cannot heal disabled limbs. - Weight: 1 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] First aid kit (FAK) - Heals damaged limbs, up to 7 HP. Cannot heal disabled limbs. - Weight: 1 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Blood Transfusion Kit (BTK) - Removes 5 units from the bleeding counter - Weight: 1 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Vial - Universal antidote - Cures poisoning - Weight: 0.1 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Red pill - FG-7142 - Hunger frozen, Alertness increase, FT+3 for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] White tablet - Diazepam - FT-1, Alertness increase, Pain sensitivity+10% for 2d6 turns - Weight: 0.1 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Cyanide - Direct injection=instant death ; injection in edible items=nulls nutrition of item and makes it poisonous - Weight: 0.1 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Cyanide - Direct injection=instant death ; injection in edible items=nulls nutrition of item and makes it poisonous - Weight: 0.1 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Lorazepam - Induces forced sleep for 10 turns. Nothing can wake up the victim until the end of those 10 turns. - Weight: 0.1 [16:07] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Lorazepam - Induces forced sleep for 10 turns. Nothing can wake up the victim until the end of those 10 turns. - Weight: 0.1 [16:08] <Gaeddal> Take all [16:13] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Backpack/Main inv) 17.3/40 [16:13] <&Hebizuka> =Other items= [16:13] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold ring - Value 40-140 P$ (1d101 +39) - Weight: 0.1 [16:13] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold ring - Value 40-140 P$ (1d101 +39) - Weight: 0.1 [16:13] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Gold ring - Value 40-140 P$ (1d101 +39) - Weight: 0.1 [16:13] * Gaeddal wears all of his bling. [16:14] <&Hebizuka> *This has to go in the backpack.* [16:14] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Backpack/Main inv) 17.6/40 [16:14] <&Hebizuka> *All crates emptied, you kitted yourself out with everything.* [16:14] <&Hebizuka> *When you're ready to leave, type !mrooms3.* [16:16] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [16:16] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 1472 - Front door: 5048 - Right door: 5472 - Roomstyle: 117 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [16:16] * Gaeddal walks out left doors exclusively cause that's the Crips side \\ [16:17] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome to the Mazes, Gaeddal.* [16:20] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a box of ammo on the floor...* [16:20] * Gaeddal looks at the ammo. [16:20] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 10mm Auto, UHS, 100 rounds - weight 2 [16:20] * Gaeddal exits through the left door. [16:21] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [16:21] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 1967 - Front door: 2282 - Right door: 4084 - Roomstyle: 309 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [16:22] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot a shiny item on the floor!* [16:22] * Gaeddal looks at it. [16:22] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Purple gem - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [16:22] * Gaeddal stashes it in his backpack and rolls ut the left door. [16:22] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [16:22] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 7066 - Front door: 3781 - Right door: 94 - Roomstyle: 376 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 17.7/40 [16:23] <&Hebizuka> *A military bedroom; camouflage pattern everything! The bedsheets, the pillows, etc. You notice an item on the bed...* [16:24] * Gaeddal looks at it. [16:24] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Syringe - Unidentified - Weight: 0.1 [16:26] * Gaeddal stashes it and walks out the left door. [16:26] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [16:26] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 3098 - Front door: 6527 - Right door: 4338 - Roomstyle: 362 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [16:27] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 17.8/40 [16:27] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room... again. You do not return in the room in which you started; this one is different. There's money on the floor!* [16:28] * Gaeddal takes the money [16:28] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 117 P$ [16:28] <&Hebizuka> *Total carried: 117 P$ (in pouch)* [16:28] * Gaeddal proceeds to walk out the left door. [16:28] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [16:28] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 5780 - Front door: 4784 - Right door: 4238 - Roomstyle: 137 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [17:09] <&Hebizuka> *You enter toilets. For some reason, there is clothing in the sink.* [17:10] * Gaeddal loks at it. [17:12] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Headgear - Cop hat - AC Light - Blunt-resistant - Weight: 3 - [Dmg: 3.56/4] [17:12] * Gaeddal "Man FUCK the po-leece." [17:12] * Gaeddal proceeds out the left door. But not before checking himself out in the mirror. [17:12] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [17:12] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 7251 - Front door: 3039 - Right door: 1015 - Roomstyle: 457 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [17:12] <&Hebizuka> *Thankfully, no po-leece offi-ssur is around to hear you.* [17:13] <&Hebizuka> *You look as black as ever.* [17:20] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room, again! You see a magazine on the floor...* [17:20] * Gaeddal loks at it. [17:21] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Ruger Mark III 10-round magazine. Weight: 0.25 [17:22] * Gaeddal stashes it. [17:22] <&Hebizuka> (*waves an imaginary "YOU FUCKING LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER" sign at you*) [17:22] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [17:22] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 5417 - Front door: 1274 - Right door: 5607 - Roomstyle: 359 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [17:22] * Gaeddal rolls out Left. [17:23] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 18.05/40 [17:30] <&Hebizuka> *You go up a volley of stairs...* [17:31] <&Hebizuka> *You end up in a TV room. There, you can check @whatsonTV. There is nothing much aside from a comfortable cough, a table, a bunch of simple shelves and of course, the TV itself. You notice a big box of ammo in a wooden crate labeled "EXPLOSIVES" in the corner.* [17:31] * Gaeddal checks for suspicious sheut, and then opens all the boxes. [17:32] <Gaeddal> @whatsonTV [17:32] <MazeBot> [Reality show] Pimp My Gun [17:32] * Gaeddal "Shit, Denny getting rims on his 9? Dayum, sun, that's cold." [17:33] <&Hebizuka> [TV] "And here is Denny's Glock, completely unrecognizable with titanium nitride barrel, golden-colored frame and slide, with silver engravements." [17:34] * Gaeddal "Sheeeuuuut... nigga got it made." [17:36] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 40mm NATO grenade - M576 buckshot, 18 rounds - weight 18 [17:36] <&Hebizuka> *It's not explosives, and it's not exactly traditional grenades, but...!* [17:37] * Gaeddal "Fuck is this sheut..." [17:39] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [17:39] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 4679 - Front door: 3005 - Right door: 5918 - Roomstyle: 150 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:39] * Gaeddal goes left-wards. [17:41] <&Hebizuka> (Oh crap no, sorry, I forgot to say we got to the 7th room already. Only one door.) [17:41] <Gaeddal> !mrooms1 [17:41] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Unique door: 2488 - Roomstyle: 342 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [17:43] <&Hebizuka> *You make your way inside a shooting range. You see a group of Citizens chattering, they seem worried about something.* [17:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz1] Where's your pupil? He was supposed to show up! [17:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz2] I don't know, he said he'd be around for his classes... [17:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz3] If he ain't here in five, I'm packin up. [17:44] * Gaeddal "Whassup whassup..." [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz1] Hi sir. We have a bit of a problem... We were meant to have a bit of fun with a shooting game, but our 4th player isn't showing up. Been waiting for a hour. Want to participate instead? [17:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz3] Yo. [17:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz2] Hey. [17:48] * Gaeddal "Fa sho fa sho..." [17:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz3] Great, my gats won't stay unused then... Well, here, use our stuff, no need to waste your own ammo. [17:48] * Gaeddal takes their shit. [17:49] <&Hebizuka> *All attacks and shots fired during this mission do not count for stats and won't break conducts... if you use them correctly.* [17:50] * Gaeddal understands the exceptionally ration voice in his head. [17:50] <&Hebizuka> *Stage 1. You are passed a Ruger MkIII pistol, which is empty, as well as two full mags.* [17:51] * Gaeddal loads it up. [17:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz3] Game's pretty simple. There's a human sized steel target in front of you. You get points by hitting body parts. Chest is 10, arm and leg are 4, hands and feet are 5, crotch is 30, and lastly, head is 50. [17:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz3] You got 2 full mags, make the biggest score you can. [17:52] <&Hebizuka> *Do you need a refresher on how to fight, or do you want to go at it immediately?* [17:52] * Gaeddal goes at it. [17:53] * Gaeddal fires 5 shots into its head [17:53] * Gaeddal semi-auto. [17:54] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [17:54] <Gaeddal> @roll 5#2d6 [17:54] <MazeBot> Gaeddal: 7;11;4;10;11 [17:54] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5 (FT 6+1): Miss, Hit, Miss, Hit, Hit* [17:54] <&Hebizuka> *Score 150 points (+150)* [17:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz1] Holy shit. [17:55] * Gaeddal fires 5 more onto its head semi-auto. [17:55] <&Hebizuka> *Roll now.* [17:55] <Gaeddal> @roll 5#2d6 [17:55] <MazeBot> Gaeddal: 5;6;5;7;9 [17:55] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5 (FT 6+1): Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Hit.* [17:55] <&Hebizuka> *Score: 200 points (+50)* [17:55] <&Hebizuka> *Your weapon is all out. You're passed a second full magazine.* [17:55] * Gaeddal reloads with the fresh magazine, holding the gun sideways and shooting at the torso of the figure in semi-auto. [17:56] <~SU_Tempest> *All three citizens wonder what in the world you're doing.* [17:56] * Gaeddal fires 5 times. [17:56] <&Hebizuka> *Roll now.* [17:56] <Gaeddal> @roll 5#2d6 [17:56] <MazeBot> Gaeddal: 11;9;5;3;6 [17:57] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5 (FT 6+3): Hit, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss* [17:57] <&Hebizuka> *What is most impressive is that you hit something at ALL despite the obvious gangsta hold position.* [17:57] <&Hebizuka> *Score: 250 points (+50)* [17:57] * Gaeddal aims it like a regular and fire 5 shots rapidly into its chest. [17:58] <&Hebizuka> *Roll now.* [17:58] <Gaeddal> @roll 5#2d6 [17:58] <MazeBot> Gaeddal: 3;6;6;5;5 [17:58] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5 (FT 6): Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss* [17:58] * Gaeddal "Sheeeut... and this is why a nigga don't fire like a cracka..." [17:58] <~SU_Tempest> *The citizens seem distressed by the enormous contrast between the initial triple headshot and you failure to shoot correctly in the chest.* [17:59] <&Hebizuka> *MkIII stage: Final score 250 points.* [18:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz3] You remind me of some of my friends... Might wanna cut down on the sideways shooting, yeah? That threw your aim off. [18:00] * Gaeddal "Still hit it... betta than cracka-style..." [18:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Citz3] Wanna go at it with another gun? We got a full-auto M2 Carbine. [18:00] * Gaeddal "Fa sho fa sho..." [18:01] <&Hebizuka> *They take the MkIII away from you and pass you an empty M2 Carbine, with two full mags. Each mag is 15 rounds, and the M2 Carbine has a semi/full selector.* [18:01] * Gaeddal mag-dumps the first magazine in full auto at the target's chest. [18:02] <&Hebizuka> *Seriously?* [18:02] * Gaeddal is a Giganigga. [18:02] <&Hebizuka> *Roll, then.* [18:03] <Gaeddal> @roll 15#2d6 [18:03] <MazeBot> Gaeddal: 7;2;8;5;3;3;7;8;9;5;7;3;8;4;10 [18:03] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d100 Critfail check [18:03] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Critfail check: 14 [18:03] <&Hebizuka> *No critical failure occurs.* [18:03] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4 (FT 6): Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss* [18:03] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:03] <MazeBot> [WEAK POINT] Genitals [18:04] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 5-8 (FT 6+1): Miss, Miss, Miss, Hit* [18:04] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:04] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right knee [18:04] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 9-12 (FT 6+2): Hit, Miss, Miss, Miss* [18:04] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:04] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Upper body (Stomach, guts, lower back) [18:04] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 13-15 (FT 6+3): Miss, Miss, Hit* [18:05] <&Hebizuka> *Total hits: 3 chest, 1 crotch, 1 right leg, 5 hits out of 15 shots* [18:05] <&Hebizuka> *The other shots went anywhere between hitting the floor, the ceiling, the backstop, and even one of the side walls.* [18:06] <&Hebizuka> *Score: 64 points (+64) [18:06] <&Hebizuka> *Your M2 Carbine is empty. You're passed a second full mag. The faces of all three citizens are somewhere between amazed and appalled.* [18:06] * Gaeddal reloads, then uses only one hand like a true idiot and aims for the head only, mag-dumping once more on full auto. [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *FT penalties: +1 (aiming head), +2 (one handed hold)* [18:07] <&Hebizuka> *Roll now* [18:07] <Gaeddal> @roll 15#2d6 [18:07] <MazeBot> Gaeddal: 11;8;8;5;3;10;5;10;5;9;7;9;7;8;10 [18:08] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4 (FT 6+2 +1 - 9): Hit, Miss, Miss, Miss* [18:08] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:08] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right leg [18:08] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 5-8 (FT 6+3 ; 9): Miss, Hit, Miss, Hit* [18:08] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:08] <MazeBot> [WEAK POINT] Genitals [18:09] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 9-12 (FT 6+4 ; 10): Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss* [18:09] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [18:09] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [18:10] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 13-15 (FT 6+4 ; 10): Miss, Miss, Miss* [18:10] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 3/15 hits, 1 head + 2 leg* [18:10] <&Hebizuka> *Score: 102 points (+38)* [18:10] <&Hebizuka> *Your M2 Carbine goes empty.* [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *The three citizens are crouching and kneeling in fear of getting a stray shot.* [18:11] <&Hebizuka> *M2 Carbine: Final score 102 points.* [18:12] <&Hebizuka> *Performances ; MkIII stage: Excellent (?!?!) - M2 stage: Insufficient* [18:13] <&Hebizuka> *The three citizens bullshit an excuse to get away from you as fast as possible, and hurriedly pack up their stuff and run away. So fast that they forgot items behind on the reloading table.* [18:13] * Gaeddal looks at them. [18:14] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 600 P$ [18:14] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Ruger Mark III pistol | .22 Long Rifle - Semi-auto | No accessory | Mark III 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 - [9+1/10, 10x FMJ] - Cond: Good / Clns: Clean [18:14] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Ruger Mark III 10-round magazine. Weight: 0.25+0.1 (0.35) - [10/10, 10x FMJ] [18:14] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: Ruger Mark III 10-round magazine. Weight: 0.25+0.1 (0.35) - [10/10, 10x FMJ] [18:14] * Gaeddal takes all the shit and swaps his Class 3 for the Mark III [18:15] * Gaeddal putting the SIG into his secondary holster for dual-weilding pistols? [18:18] <&Hebizuka> *No problem.* [18:18] * Gaeddal then crip-walks out the left door. [18:18] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [18:18] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 1587 - Front door: 1403 - Right door: 4666 - Roomstyle: 243 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [18:19] <&Hebizuka> *Mission complete! Next special room at the 35th.* [18:31] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. You spot a floating object, hovering in mid-air in front of you...* [18:31] * Gaeddal looks at it. [18:31] <&Hebizuka> You have found one of the Cardinal Amulets! [18:32] * Gaeddal takes it. [18:33] <&Hebizuka> *This is the Amulet of the East. You feel you just became much stronger and much more resilient to pain!* [18:34] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [18:34] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 1202 - Front door: 2633 - Right door: 6846 - Roomstyle: 69 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [18:34] * Gaeddal goes left/ [18:34] <&Hebizuka> *Three to go!* [18:38] <&Hebizuka> *You barge inside an office. There are four desks, four computers, lots of papers, files, file cases, and other office clutter. You see an object on one of the desks, as well as food.* [18:39] * Gaeddal looks at them. [18:40] * Gaeddal that is the object and the food. [18:42] <&Hebizuka> [Key item] Mobile phone. [Battery: 6/6] [18:42] <&Hebizuka> [Food] Fruit - Strawberry. 1d3 [18:42] * Gaeddal takes the phone and eats the strawberry. [18:43] <&Hebizuka> *You strap the phone to your belt.* [18:43] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d3 Nutrition [18:43] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, Nutrition: 1 [18:44] <&Hebizuka> *The strawberry tastes bad.* [18:45] * Gaeddal makes sure all of his weapons are topped off with ammo. [18:46] <&Hebizuka> *You can top off the CZ455, the Ithaca 37, and the Ruger Mark III. Do so?* [18:47] <Gaeddal> Yes [18:47] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] CZ 455: +1 FMJ [5+1/5, 6x FMJ] [18:47] <&Hebizuka> *.22 Long Rifle FMJ remaining: 49* [18:48] <&Hebizuka> *Insert a buck or slug shell in the Ithaca?* [18:48] <Gaeddal> Buck [18:48] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Ithaca 37 Stakeout: +1 Buck [5+1/5, 6x Buck] [18:48] <&Hebizuka> *12 gauge buckshot remaining: 19* [18:49] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Ruger Mark III: +1 FMJ [10+1/10, 11x FMJ] [18:49] <&Hebizuka> *.22 Long Rifle FMJ remaining: 48* [18:49] <&Hebizuka> *All done.* [18:50] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [18:50] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 2318 - Front door: 3571 - Right door: 1217 - Roomstyle: 403 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [18:50] * Gaeddal goes left. [18:51] <&Hebizuka> *A kitchen, currently unoccupied. You see a strange item on a table, which would be quite out of place in a kitchen...* [18:51] * Gaeddal looks at it. [18:51] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A copper wire [10/10]. A set of 10 naked copper wires used in electronic appliances, which can be used to connect together multiple devices. [18:53] * Gaeddal takes it and leaves through the left door. [18:53] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [18:53] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 5817 - Front door: 70 - Right door: 3967 - Roomstyle: 511 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [18:54] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 18.98/40 [18:55] <&Hebizuka> *You climb a few stairs up, and end up in toilets. You hear rattling coming from one of the cabins...* [18:56] <Gaeddal> @cover [18:56] <MazeBot> A static tactical shield, "Guardian" model. (Health: 40, LDV modifier: -2. AC Eqv: Kevlar-3. Pass-through threshold: 10+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.75) [18:56] * Gaeddal runs and hides. "fuck..." [18:56] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6 to take cover.* [18:56] <Gaeddal> @2d6 [18:56] <Gaeddal> @roll 2d6 [18:56] <MazeBot> Gaeddal: 12 [18:56] <&Hebizuka> *You successfull take cover so well, you will be able to attack first.* [18:57] <&Hebizuka> *A baby crocodile comes out of the toilet cabins!* [18:57] <&Hebizuka> [RETURN OF THE BABY CROCODILE 3: THE BABY CROCODILE IS STILL ALIVE!!!] [18:57] * Gaeddal fires three shots at it's head with his CZ 455. [18:58] <&Hebizuka> *The baby croc is not aware of your presence yet.* [18:58] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 1 order: You only.* [18:58] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [18:58] <Gaeddal> @roll 3#2d6 [18:58] <MazeBot> Gaeddal: 8;5;5 [18:59] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-3 (FT 6+1): Hit, Miss, Miss* [18:59] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 1/3* [19:00] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile receives a hit in the head, and seems to be just fine! The bullet ricochets on its skull, then goes to embed itself in the toilet cabin door. It looks like the baby crocodile isn't even in pain.* [19:00] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 1.* [19:00] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 2. Stealth broken! What is your next move?* [19:05] * Gaeddal fires 5 shots from his Mark III into the eye of the croc. [19:05] * Gaeddal semi if that's applicable. [19:05] <&Hebizuka> *The Mark III is semi only.* [19:05] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile rushes towards you to try and bite you!* [19:05] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Baby croc* [19:05] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [19:05] <Gaeddal> @roll 5#2d6 [19:05] <MazeBot> Gaeddal: 11;3;9;8;5 [19:05] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5 (FT 6+2): Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss, Miss* [19:06] <&Hebizuka> *You pluck two shots in the croc's head, one of which destroys one of its eyes.* [19:06] <&Hebizuka> *You've just crippled the crocodile; losing an eye causes loss of perception and drastically increased FT!* [19:08] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile shrieks and wails in pain, wriggling a lot, but still goes ahead and tries to attack you...* [19:08] <&Hebizuka> *Baby croc's turn...* [19:08] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [19:08] <MazeBot> [UPPER BODY] Torso (Chest, back) [19:08] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [19:08] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [19:08] <&Hebizuka> *It fails to hit you despite going around your cover.* [19:09] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 2. The one-eyed baby crocodile continues emitting odd, shrieking sounds, as its shot out eye bleeds.* [19:09] * Gaeddal takes 5 more shots with the Ruger to the other eye. [19:09] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 3. What is your next move?* [19:10] <&Hebizuka> (will swap the lines on the logs) [19:10] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile attempts another bite...* [19:10] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Baby croc.* [19:10] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [19:10] <Gaeddal> @roll 5#2d6 [19:10] <MazeBot> Gaeddal: 6;8;9;8;10 [19:11] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-5 (FT 6+2): Miss, Miss, Hit, Miss, Hit.* [19:11] <&Hebizuka> *Total: 2/5* [19:11] <&Hebizuka> *Success! You have shot the other baby croc's eye out.* [19:11] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile is now permanently blind.* [19:12] <&Hebizuka> *It survived, amazingly enough, though is on the brink of dying.* [19:12] <&Hebizuka> *Whatever strengths the baby crocodile still possesses are employed at literally trying to blindly attack you anyway.* [19:12] <&Hebizuka> @bodyaim [19:12] <MazeBot> [LIMB] Right leg [19:12] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [19:12] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [19:13] <&Hebizuka> *Which it fails, going in the ENTIRE OPPOSITE DIRECTION from where you are.* [19:18] <&Hebizuka> *End of turn 3.* [19:18] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 4. What is your next move?* [19:18] * Gaeddal then stomps onto its body with a foot, trying to kill it for good this time. [19:19] * Gaeddal uses both feet [19:19] <&Hebizuka> *You are going to squish the baby croc to death, who is still searching for you.* [19:20] <&Hebizuka> *In fact, it has lost you and won't attack you this turn.* [19:20] <&Hebizuka> *You may roll.* [19:20] <Gaeddal> @roll 2d6 [19:20] <MazeBot> Gaeddal: 5 [19:20] <&Hebizuka> *The little fucker slips away from under your feet, and you slam the floor.* [19:21] <&Hebizuka> *End of Turn 4.* [19:22] <&Hebizuka> *Turn 5. Next move?* [19:22] * Gaeddal tries to double-stop its body once more. [19:22] * Gaeddal "Fuck! Shit!" [19:23] <&Hebizuka> *The croc turns around and goes for a blind bite attack again.* [19:23] <&Hebizuka> *Order: You, Croc. You may roll.* [19:23] <Gaeddal> @roll 2d6 [19:23] <MazeBot> Gaeddal: 8 [19:23] <&Hebizuka> *SQUISH.* [19:23] <&Hebizuka> *The baby crocodile turns around... only to meet death from above. Literally.* [19:24] <&Hebizuka> *Well... It's not quite dead yet.* [19:24] <&Hebizuka> *But it stopped moving.* [19:24] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight - opponent is out of shape. (5 turns)* [19:25] <&Hebizuka> *You now have a baby crocodile that's barely breathing anymore, unable to fight as it lost consciousness and both eyes. This poor battered thing is going to die very soon... Do you want to leave it, or to finish it off?* [19:25] * Gaeddal picks it up by its tail and bashes it into the Guardian. [19:27] <&Hebizuka> *You squash the baby crocodile, and slam it against the fixated shield. The saurian loses its life just like that, a mangled, dislocated body hung on a tactical shield.* [19:27] <&Hebizuka> Gaeddal [Stomping] Baby crocodile [19:28] * Gaeddal swaps magazines for the Mark III and reloads the rifle. [19:30] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] Ruger Mark III; Swapped mag [0/10] => [10/10]. [10+1/10, 11x FMJ] [19:31] <&Hebizuka> [Reload] CZ 455; +3 FMJ [5+1/5, 6x FMJ] [19:31] <&Hebizuka> *.22 LR, FMJ remaining: 45.* [19:32] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 19.55/40 [19:32] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [19:32] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 6423 - Front door: 5878 - Right door: 604 - Roomstyle: 163 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [19:32] * Gaeddal walks out the left door. [19:33] <&Hebizuka> *You go down a few stairs, and end up in a library. Many books on many shelves about many subjects; all of them ready to dispense their knowledge... You also notice a mushroom lodged between two books.* [19:34] * Gaeddal takes it and eats it. [19:35] <&Hebizuka> *You ate a mushroom. It was brown, and smelled like flour...* [19:35] <&Hebizuka> @roll 1d4 nutrition [19:35] <MazeBot> Hebizuka, nutrition: 4 [19:35] <&Hebizuka> *Tastes nice! In fact, you can see the taste. And, whoa!* [19:35] <&Hebizuka> *The world goes all funky! Hallucinations?* [19:36] <&Hebizuka> *Everything makes a lot more sense, you are now in direct communication with the Cosmos.* [19:36] * Gaeddal sits down and relaxes for a bit, tripping the fuck out and trying to read books and shit, despite not learning how to read at all. [19:37] <&Hebizuka> *The letters come out of the books, change colors and shape, and become a magical portal to another world.* [19:37] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [19:37] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 1965 - Front door: 3712 - Right door: 6473 - Roomstyle: 183 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [19:37] * Gaeddal walks out of the right door on accident. [19:38] <&Hebizuka> *The right is the left! Who cares about politics, dude?* [19:39] <&Hebizuka> *You trip inside a room with a big painting. The dude on the painting waves at you, and says "Guten tag". You can see the smell of sausages in the room. You see a funky thingie on the floor!* [19:40] * Gaeddal trips balls and looks at it. [19:40] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] UGL: John Madden's head - 40mm NATO grenade [Empty] [19:40] <&Hebizuka> *It's a grenade launcher, shaped after John Madden's head. Load grenades through his mouth.* [19:40] <&Hebizuka> *The UGL says "John Madden!" in John Madden's voice.* [19:41] * Gaeddal walks out the front door. [19:41] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [19:41] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 630 - Front door: 2767 - Right door: 7255 - Roomstyle: 50 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [19:42] <&Hebizuka> *You get inside a laboratory of loooove, baby! There's an object on the floor, which looks really... smelly.* [19:43] * Gaeddal looks at it. [19:43] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Bottom - Unicorn horn pants (Lower body, Legs, Crotch) - AC Hardskin - Blunt-resistant, Sharp-resistant - Weight: 5 - [Dmg: 1.29/4] [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *Pants, made entirely out of unicorn horns.* [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *They're even glowing. It's like they got several hundreds of clones of magical ponies from outer space, and ripped their horns, then made pants out of them.* [19:44] * Gaeddal takes it and puts it in his pack. "Sheeeuuutttt..." [19:44] <&Hebizuka> *You manage to fold the unicorn horn pants into one big unicorn horn.* [19:45] * Gaeddal checks for people. [19:45] <&Hebizuka> *You don't see any living soul. Just the ghost of Gary Gygax in the corner.* [19:46] <&Hebizuka> *He's crying, he says he's stuck in a shitty roleplaying game.* [19:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Gary's Ghost] It's not even one of my masterworks! It's some crappy-ass game cobbled together by a nerd! [19:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Gary's Ghost] Help me! [19:47] * Gaeddal then tries to save Gary! "I got cho back, son!" [19:47] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/main inv) 24.55/40 [19:47] <&Hebizuka> *You walk through the ghost. It explodes into tiny, skull-shaped puffs of smoke.* [19:48] * Gaeddal then runs away to the left door! [19:48] <Gaeddal> !mroooms3 [19:49] <Gaeddal> !mrooms3 [19:49] <&Hebizuka> [ Gaeddal ] Left door: 2704 - Front door: 5904 - Right door: 172 - Roomstyle: 271 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [19:51] <&Hebizuka> *A boring-ass regular room with no features or anything cool at all. Dude, boring! BUT WAIT! There's a small piddly thingie-thing stuff on the floor!* [19:51] * Gaeddal looks at it. [19:53] <&Hebizuka> [Meds] Pill - Multicolored - Unidentified - weight 0.1 [19:53] <&Hebizuka> *You can't even tell what color is that thing. It keeps changing.* [19:54] * Gaeddal takes it. [19:54] <&Hebizuka> *Just take, right? Not swallowing it?* [19:55] * Gaeddal puts it in his backpack [19:55] * Gaeddal is a bit more lucid for some odd reason. [19:55] <&Hebizuka> *Only slightly.* [19:56] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main inv) 24.65/40 [19:56] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [19:57] <&Hebizuka> 16 rooms, 1 kill, 0 SEs, 1 Mission, 1 Amulet, 717 P$, 0 Runs [19:59] <&Hebizuka> Total score: 60 points [19:59] <&Hebizuka> Leaderboards: 7th (+2) [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *1 point behind 6th (Reisen Udongein Inaba)* [19:59] <&Hebizuka> *30 points in front of 8th (Jonah)* [20:00] <&Hebizuka> =Combat stats= [20:00] <&Hebizuka> Shots fired 5/13 [20:00] <&Hebizuka> Melee hits 1/2 [20:00] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL 6/15 (40% accuracy)