Log:Session 55 (Meta, no ontology)

[09:48] <&Hebizuka> *Welcome back to the Mazes, Jonah. You have visited 201 rooms. Next special room at the 208th. You are currently perfectly healthy. Your allies Raider and Ayako seem to be both OK as well. !mrooms3 to continue* [09:49] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [09:49] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 591 - Front door: 1450 - Right door: 424 - Roomstyle: 292 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [09:49] <+Jonah> Onwards and forwards. [09:49] <+Jonah> Through the front door! [09:49] <&Hebizuka> *A classroom. Someone etched a @graffiti on the blackboard. There's an accessory on the teacher's desk...* [09:50] <+Jonah> @graffiti [09:50] <MazeBot> Vlad was here. [09:50] <+Jonah> Oh /motherfucker/ Mazeworld has vampires. [09:50] <+Jonah> That's - why. /Why./ Fucking hell. [09:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] There are a few, yeah. The nicer members of the demon kind, to be frank. [09:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I recall having an interesting conversation with one, a long time ago. [09:51] * +Jonah strolls over to the teacher's desk, ruffaging through the drawers before looking at the accessory itself. [09:51] <&Hebizuka> *The drawers are all full of nothing but dust.* [09:51] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Scope: KZF ZF4 (4x) [09:52] <+Jonah> Vampirism is the worst STD of all time, and the only way to cure it is with unicorn tears, and good luck getting /those/ assholes to cry - and, wait, hold up, you /talked/ to one? [09:52] <+Jonah> And it didn't drain you to dust and ash? [09:52] * +Jonah swipes the scope and shoves it into her belt. [09:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Nah. I learned these creatures only attack those they're ordered to attack. [09:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Everyone else, they leave alone. [09:53] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Belt/Main) 1/3 [09:54] <+Jonah> Ordered to - the hell kind of vampires are you talking about? A vampire that isn't independent is - they can't stand that. [09:54] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [09:54] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 2590 - Front door: 1842 - Right door: 1749 - Roomstyle: 34 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [09:54] * +Jonah heads through the front door once more. [09:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'm not sure what the deal is exactly, but I'm fairly certain they are part of the big messy demonic bureaucracy - like every other demon in here - and that they put up with it. [09:55] <&Hebizuka> *An upwards flight of stairs, which leads to a radio room (@radio to listen). Someone abandoned a magazine on the floor.* [09:56] <+Jonah> That there exists a demon /bureaucracy/ in this hellhole still boggles the mind. [09:56] <+Jonah> @radio [09:56] <MazeBot> [Pirate radio] A strange pirate radio which seems to play the same song over and over. The Odd Wave with DJ Odd One - http://bit.ly/1idDjBb [09:56] * +Jonah scans the magazine quickly, while there's a lull in the conversation. [09:57] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: USAS-12 10-round magazine. Size tier: Large ; Weight: 1.2+0.5 (1.7) - [10/10, 10x Buck] [09:57] <+Jonah> Oh, /hello./ Delicious, delicious buck. [09:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] ..wow, that's a full mag. Who would drop a full mag? [09:58] <+Jonah> Someone on the run. More buckshot for me. [09:58] <&Hebizuka> *Extract ammo from mag?* [09:58] * +Jonah takes the time to pull out all of the buckshot, shoving the 10 shells into her backpack before tossing the now-empty mag into her belt pouch. [09:58] <&Hebizuka> *Extracted:* [Ammunition] 12 gauge, buckshot, 10 rounds - Weight: 0.5 [09:59] <&Hebizuka> *Total 12 gauge buckshot carried in backpack: 36* [09:59] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Belt/Main) 2.2/3 [10:00] <&Hebizuka> [Weight](Pack/Main) 56.96/60 [10:00] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [10:00] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 5 [10:00] <&Hebizuka> *You hear a loud *THWACK*. Ayako attempted to punch the radio, and hit the wall instead.* [10:00] <+Jonah> ...Leeeet's turn that radio off. [10:00] <&Hebizuka> *Where she hit, the wall is now cracked and indented.* [10:01] <&Hebizuka> *Even iron golems are tired of Darude - Sandstorm, it seems.* [10:01] <+Jonah> And - holy /shit/ I thought those walls were unbreakable? [10:01] <+Jonah> Raider, Raider, help me pry some of this material off, I want to see what's inside. [10:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] The outer layer can be shot. It's the inner walls you can't break. [10:01] <+Jonah> Oh. [10:01] <+Jonah> Damn, I wanted my hands on unbreakable material. [10:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] If it was easily obtainable, you'd think people would have some already. [10:02] <+Jonah> Well, most people don't have an iron golem on their beck and call. Still, help me break through the outer wall, I want to see if I can do anything with the gap between them. [10:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] We don't have time for this. Let's go already. [10:03] <+Jonah> I wasn't aware we were on a time limit? [10:03] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [10:03] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5877 - Front door: 2491 - Right door: 20 - Roomstyle: 460 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [10:03] * +Jonah acquiesces regardless, heading through the front door. [10:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'm allergic to losing time. [10:04] <+Jonah> Losing time to what? We're not on any particular schedule. [10:04] <&Hebizuka> *A shooting range. No-one is using the lanes currently. Someone left behind a weapon on one of the reloading tables...* [10:06] <+Jonah> And I'm guessing you're not interested in doing a shootoff with me? [10:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Meh. Why waste our ammo? [10:06] * +Jonah swipes her scanner over the weapon, examining it to hell and back. [10:06] <+Jonah> Because it's good training? [10:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I suppose it is. But I don't have any mags I want to burn. [10:07] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Ithaca 37 Stakeout shotgun | 12 gauge - Pump-action | No accessory | Internal tube, 5 rounds, +1 | Weight: 5 - [4+1/5, 5x Buck] - Cond: 55% (Fair) / Clns: 22% (Grimy) [10:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Huh. I could actually like using one of those. [10:09] <+Jonah> High five, street-howitzer buddy. Want it? [10:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] If you're willing to let me use a gun cleaning kit on it. It looks terrible. [10:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] That is, one of yours... [10:10] <+Jonah> Sure, but if our contract ends I want this back. [10:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] My gear is yours, I'm just the guy using it. [10:10] * +Jonah sits her ass down and busts out her new gun cleaning kit! [10:10] <+Jonah> Uh. Walk me through using this, I have no idea how to maintain these things. [10:10] <&Hebizuka> *What cleaning kit?* [10:10] <&Hebizuka> *I don't see any in your inventory.* [10:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Hold the horses. Do you NOT have one? [10:13] <&Hebizuka> *Raider searches in his own pack... and notices he was carrying the kit you bought, a while back.* [10:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Nevermind. I have it. [10:14] <+Jonah> ...When the fuck did I give that to - I don't even care anymore. [10:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] It's my fault. I took it. [10:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] When we were shopping at the engie, I took it on my own. But like I said, my stuff is yours, so it's not like it's theft. [10:14] <+Jonah> Alright. So: Walk me through using it? 'Cause I have no idea how. [10:14] <+Jonah> Swords are way easier to maintain. [10:15] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] That's easy, the kit has a bunch of brushes and lubricant - you unload the gun, you field strip it, you brush out all the crap with the brushes and bore snakes, then you coat all of that with lubricant. Then you put the gun back together, and it's as clean as new. [10:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Should I save some for you or can I use the whole kit on the Ithaca? [10:17] <+Jonah> We only get three uses - let's use two-thirds, that should be enough. [10:17] <&Hebizuka> *Raider uses the GCK, burning 2 uses to clean the Ithaca thoroughly.* [10:18] * +Jonah clicks her tongue as she realizes what she agreed to. "We're going to run out of buckshot fast." [10:19] <+Jonah> Should have bought more when I had the chance. Damn. [10:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Alright... It should at least be nicer now. Won't be too sticky. [10:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll only be using it occasionally, I'm counting on you to pass me shells if needed, okay? [10:21] <+Jonah> Absolutely. Can't have you running out. [10:21] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [10:21] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1907 - Front door: 5331 - Right door: 7040 - Roomstyle: 127 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [10:21] <+Jonah> Got that shotgun holstered and everything? [10:21] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider slings the shotgun over his hip, signaling he equipped it and that he's all good.* [10:22] <~SU_Tempest> *Which way?* [10:22] <+Jonah> *Front!* [10:23] <&Hebizuka> *A messy washitsu, a type of Japanese-styled room which is favored by youkai... but this one is all trashed up and messy. Not a single piece of furniture is intact; everything is damaged or torn off in some way or another. There is a small amount of cash on the floor.* [10:24] <+Jonah> A penny stolen's a penny earned. [10:24] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 93 P$ [10:24] * +Jonah sweeps up the cash into her stash! [10:25] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [10:25] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 7014 - Front door: 3211 - Right door: 4842 - Roomstyle: 519 - Enemy strength: 4 /6 [10:25] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1773 P$* [10:25] <+Jonah> Front door. Hope the room owners are safe. [10:26] <&Hebizuka> *You climb another set of stairs, and you reach a bedroom - of a more human style, this time. There is a @radio and a television (@whatsonTV), as well as a really shiny item in the corner of the room...* [10:26] <+Jonah> @radio [10:26] <MazeBot> [Pirate radio] A strange pirate radio which seems to play the same song over and over. The Odd Wave with DJ Odd One - http://bit.ly/1idDjBb [10:26] <+Jonah> Yeaaah let's turn that off stat. [10:27] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako immediately punches the radio.* [10:27] <&Hebizuka> @roll 2d6 [10:27] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 6 [10:27] <+Jonah> OH CHRIST [10:27] <&Hebizuka> *All she succeeds at doing is NOT punching the radio, but the entire piece of furniture on which it was resting. The table is utterly smashed into flying pieces of broken wood. The radio lands square and upright on the floor... undisturbed... but turned off, strangely enough!* [10:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] You might want to calm her down... [10:28] <+Jonah> Or just never turn on radios again. [10:28] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider turns the TV on.* [10:28] <~SU_Tempest> @whatsonTV [10:28] <MazeBot> [Music Video] KappaDriver rocks out on Demetori songs [10:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Oh, it's that crazy kappa again. He's nuts, but he's a god with that guitar. [10:29] * +Jonah scoots over to Ayako and tries to calm her down, hugging her giant metallic arms. [10:29] <+Jonah> Raider, check out the shiny thing for me while I make sure Ayako will be okay? [10:29] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako pets your head. As much as a golem with permanently balled-up fists can pet someone, that is.* [10:30] <&Hebizuka> [Valuable] Metal - Silver bar - Value 200-1000 P$ (1d801 +199) - Weight: 1 [10:31] <+Jonah> ...Whoa, that's good stuff. [10:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'm outta space... Hope you can carry it. [10:31] * +Jonah pets Ayako back, before reaching over and stuffing the Silver bar in her pack. [10:31] <+Jonah> I can, no worries. [10:32] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 57.96/60 [10:33] <+Jonah> So, does silver actually harm werewolves here or is that different too? [10:33] <+Jonah> !mrooms3 [10:33] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5623 - Front door: 7417 - Right door: 4165 - Roomstyle: 195 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [10:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] What? [10:34] <+Jonah> ...You know. Werewolves? Vampires' greatest rivals? Animalistic humans cursed by the moon to transform into furry humanoid wolves? [10:34] <+Jonah> Only killed by pure silveR? [10:34] <+Jonah> Any of that ringing a bell? [10:34] * +Jonah grumbles as she heads through the front door. This world, dear lord. [10:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I honestly never heard of it being a thing. But if we meet a were-creature, be my guest and fling your silver bar at it... If they're weak against silver we'll know it immediately. [10:36] <+Jonah> Well, know, that doesn't actually work. I was thinking more, like. Cutting the silver into slugs. [10:36] <+Jonah> And then firing them. [10:36] <+Jonah> From a shotgun. [10:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] That sounds silly. [10:36] <+Jonah> That's how we did it where I came from. [10:36] <+Jonah> Swords made of pure silver were too niche. [10:38] <&Hebizuka> *A locker room. There is a container here, and only one door ahead (!mrooms1). In one of the open lockers, you can also see clothing.* [10:38] * +Jonah checks out the container lickity-split! [10:39] <&Hebizuka> [Container] Frame: Wooden - Lock: Mechanical - Trap: None [10:40] <+Jonah> Okay, time to lockpick. [10:40] <&Hebizuka> *The lock serial number is 2015.* [10:40] * +Jonah sits down and busts out what makes her the Apprentice of Unlocking. [10:41] <&Hebizuka> *Lockpicking, step 1.* [10:41] <&Hebizuka> *Roll a 2d6 to attempt picking.* [10:43] <+Jonah> @roll 2d6 [10:43] <MazeBot> Jonah: 7 [10:43] <+Jonah> !roll 2d6 [10:43] <&Hebizuka> *You passed the first step!* [10:44] <&Hebizuka> *Lockpicking, step 2. Roll another 2d6.* [10:45] <+Jonah> @roll 2d6 [10:45] <MazeBot> Jonah: 8 [10:45] <&Hebizuka> *Good to go... Roll a second 2d6. You're almost there.* [10:46] <+Jonah> @roll 2d6 [10:46] <MazeBot> Jonah: 5 [10:47] <&Hebizuka> *You're struggling on the lock. A turn passes.* [10:47] <&Hebizuka> *Roll another 2#2d6.* [10:47] <+Jonah> @roll 2#2d6 [10:47] <MazeBot> Jonah: 7;10 [10:47] <&Hebizuka> *You succeed!* [10:47] <&Hebizuka> *The lock gives out, and you can open the container!* [10:48] <&Hebizuka> =Container contents= [10:48] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Magazine: M3 Grease Gun 30-round magazine. Size tier: Small ; Weight: 0.5+0.6 (1.1) - [30/30, 30x FMJ] *Caliber: .45 ACP* [10:48] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Crossbow bolt, poison, 6 bolts - Weight: 0.6 [10:48] <&Hebizuka> [Crafting] (Blueprint) "Level 2, CompVest, Type-4 Kevlar vest + Twaron vest + Light Dyneema vest + Alumina fibers" [10:48] <&Hebizuka> [Item] A ceramic-plated jockstrap. Covered with ballistic ceramic plating, both in front and back. It needs to be attached to something else to be worn... [10:48] * +Jonah gestures to the container. "Any of this you want? [10:49] <&Hebizuka> *Raider raises an eyebrow at the curious armored underwear.* [10:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Do you want me to answer that question honestly? [10:49] <+Jonah> Yes. [10:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Hell no. [10:50] <+Jonah> All for me, then. But let's check the clothing, first. [10:50] <&Hebizuka> [Clothing] Footwear - Motorcycle boots - AC Hardskin - Blunt-PROOF, Sharp-resistant, Piercing-resistant - Weight: 9 - [Cond: Damaged] [10:51] <+Jonah> Damn. I can't afford to carry it. [10:52] * +Jonah sighs, and slaps the Grease Gun magazine to her ammo pouch on her belt, while shoving the blueprint and the jockstrap into her backpack. [10:54] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Belt/Pistol mags) 1/4 mags [10:54] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 59.96/60 [10:54] <+Jonah> !mrooms1 [10:54] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 4476 - Roomstyle: 268 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [10:54] <+Jonah> Let's keep going, then. [10:56] <&Hebizuka> *You reach Prisca de Stilcore's library, which you recognize. The geeky but energetic librarian lady is here, examining yet another pile of old grimoires.* [10:57] <+Jonah> Prisca~! [10:57] <+Jonah> I'm back, and I even have some old grimoires for you! [10:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Hey, Jonah! Whoa, damn, what's that big hunk of metal behind you? Should I be worried? [10:57] * +Jonah pulls out those two old grimoires - the blank ones - she picked up from that medieval room so long ago. [10:58] <+Jonah> Nah, not at all. She's just a tanuki, she's tame. And this here's a merc I hired. [10:58] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Dang, Jonah! You sure have a lot of friends, hehe. Well, let's look at your stuff. [11:00] <~SU_Tempest> *She opens them, glances at a few pages, then... shrugs, glancing back at you.* [11:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Uh, Jonah? Where exactly did you find those things? [11:00] <+Jonah> I, uh. Crap, my memory's fading. [11:00] <+Jonah> I found them in some sort of old-style medieval room. [11:00] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Bah, nevermind. I can't read a thing on those pages. It's all faded away... [11:00] <+Jonah> They were blank, so I did that pencil and paper trick. [11:01] <+Jonah> And - oh. You librarians don't have some... secret book-reading technique? [11:01] <+Jonah> Damn. [11:01] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Yeah, these are worthless, I'm sorry! If the writing isn't well-preserved, it's dead weight. Let me get rid of these for you. [11:01] <+Jonah> Feel free to take 'em. Least I know now. [11:01] <&Hebizuka> *She takes the grimoires, and tosses them under her desk.* [11:02] <~SU_Tempest> *Marcus McBride, Prisca's archaeologist friend, enters the room.* [11:02] <+Jonah> So, how are things with you and McBr - well. That's convenient. [11:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Hey Prisca. And - oh. Hi Jonah. Interesting band of friends you've got there. [11:02] <~SU_Tempest> *He has a cocky grin.* [11:03] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Hey, Jonah, it's good to have you here, because I have some information that's relevant for our little operation. You interested? [11:04] * +Jonah blinks at his lack of freakout over the Golem, but keeps mum. [11:04] <+Jonah> Well, McBride /did/ give me a downpayment. I'm in! [11:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] So. There's that guy, Peter Braun. Ever heard of the Braun shops? He's the employer of something like 26 different shops, of all kinds. And he's really really rich. He has the Maratuxa crown, and he is in this sector, right now! Word in the rooms is that he's planning to sell it and he's seeking for a buyer. And he's not selling it cheap, get me? [11:18] <Jonah> ...And, uh. What's the gurantee that the crown's real? [11:18] <Jonah> Or that this isn't part of a 'kill the suckers who buy it' scam. [11:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Oh, it is real. Braun's got that reputation, and with the amount of money he wants for it... He's no joke! The thing is, there's already someone interested to do the deal, and rumor has it it's some sort of crime family ring sending one of their henchmen to buy it. I think you, Marcus, and your two friends should check it out. I'm still searching for the crown jewels on my end. What says you? [11:20] <Jonah> That's - we're in, I guess. Lead on, McBride. Maybe I can buy something else from this Bruan dude while we're there. [11:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Oh um. Guys? Play it nice, okay? I want the crown, but let's try to keep it cool. No violence would be nice. [11:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Prisca, if the mob is interested in the crown, then we should just take it, leave, and punt the opposition out of the way. We can't trust a guy who sells his shit to criminals! [11:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Sigh... Always such a hothead. Jonah, do it as you think is best. But stay safe, okay? [11:22] <Jonah> We'll try, but no promises. I'll try to rein McBride in. [11:38] <Jonah> So - you ready to go, Mister Archeologist? [11:38] <~SU_Tempest> [McBride] Sure, I'll lead the way. Follow me! [11:38] <&Hebizuka> *Mission start! !mrooms1 to begin* [11:38] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [11:38] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 48 - Roomstyle: 260 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [11:39] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is a bulk can of ammunition on the floor...* [11:40] <Jonah> Come on, Buckshot. [11:40] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Bulk can of 5.7x28mm, FMJ, 1000 rounds - [523/1000] - Weight: 5.23 [11:40] <&Hebizuka> *Your P90 is compatible with this ammo.* [11:41] <Jonah> Any of you use 5.7x28mm? [11:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Nah ,missus, I'm all .357 Magnum. [11:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Don't you have a P90? [11:44] <Jonah> I do, but I don't have the room for it. [11:44] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Hold on. [11:44] <Jonah> Actually, wait. [11:44] <&Hebizuka> *Raider plops down his bag, eats two pieces of cyclops meat, and throws out four rounds of ammo that appear to be of a caliber no-one uses.* [11:45] * Jonah sits down, and finally attaches her speedloaders to her new fancy belt, and fills the remaining room in her backpack with P90 ammo. [11:45] <&Hebizuka> *Moved the .357/.38 speedloaders to Belt/Loaders.* [11:46] <&Hebizuka> *You can carry 115 rounds until maxing your backpack out. Do so?* [11:47] <Jonah> *Yes!* [11:47] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Pack/Main) 60/60 [11:47] <&Hebizuka> *You're maxed out!* [11:47] <&Hebizuka> *Raider decides to be nice and takes 200 more rounds.* [11:48] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] There. We couldn't carry everything but... Over 300 rounds ought to be nice enough. [11:48] <Jonah> Watch as I dump this immediately because I find something better. [11:48] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [11:48] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 3466 - Roomstyle: 534 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [11:49] <Jonah> Everyone, come on now. [11:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] You guys sure are hoarders! You remind me of Prisca. [11:50] <&Hebizuka> *A grassy room. There appears to be nothing at all here, and you don't seem to sense anything.* [11:50] <Jonah> Waste not, want not! [11:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Let's move, let's move. It's just up here. [11:50] <Jonah> Which reminds me - Marcus, you want to waste the competition? [11:51] <Jonah> We should probably talk about how we're gonna handle this before we, you know. Go in. [11:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Well, we'll see, okay? [11:52] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [11:52] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 925 - Roomstyle: 206 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [11:52] <&Hebizuka> *A warehouse room. Marcus seems to recognize the area. It is completely empty.* [11:52] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] ...Hmm. Braun lives a few rooms away from here. And he's not there yet, and I don't see the mob dude either. [11:53] <Jonah> Okay, so. Are we going to do this as a bidding war? [11:53] <Jonah> I mean, I imagine that killing Braun would be kind of a bad idea. [11:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Actually we have an advantage here. And two options. [11:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Either we go ahead, towards Braun's room, and we take the crown for ourselves, the hard way. But knowing the dude, he should have a bunch of bodyguards to protect him. Not that I'm worried, considering we're a small army ourselves... [11:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] But if that solution isn't up to you, we could always wait for him to come here, and WE pass off as the buyers! [11:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Prisca likes you and she'd hate to hear that I steered the whole thing so... You decide how we do it. [11:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I got a third option. [11:55] <Jonah> I'd rather not risk the - oh? [11:56] <~SU_Tempest> @cover [11:56] <MazeBot> A metallic container (Health: 40, LDV modifier: -3. AC Eqv: Kevlar-3. Pass-through threshold: 10+ dmg. Pain modifier: x0.50) [11:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Perfect. Let's park Ayako in the corner and have her pretend to be a statue. In the meantime, we hide behind the container, and we wait for the actual buyer to show up. We listen on them, wait for them to reach a deal, then when we see the crown, we barge in, wake Ayako from statue status, then we kill everyone and take off with the crown. [11:57] <Jonah> Uhm. Marcus is familiar with the area, right? [11:58] <Jonah> So, wouldn't Braun find it suspicious that, you know. [11:58] <Jonah> There's an Iron Golem just parked in the corner? [11:58] <Jonah> And do we want to risk the crown getting damaged in a firefight? [11:59] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] The crown survived through time, surely it can survive through that. Besides, I don't think anyone wants to shoot the crown. [12:00] <Jonah> I was more worried about explosives. [12:00] <Jonah> Ugh. [12:01] <Jonah> I don't want to kill anyone, and - fuck it all. [12:01] <Jonah> Okay, Marcus, you and me, we'll pose as buyers. [12:01] <Jonah> Raider, you and Ayako are our backup. [12:01] <Jonah> If this doesn't pan out, you wake Ayako up and Marcus and I will run to cover. [12:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Alright, so we pretend to be the mob dudes. Okay. So act... moblike. [12:02] <~SU_Tempest> *Raider doesn't change anything at all about his attitude.* [12:03] <Jonah> You lookin' at me funny pal? Think you're hot shit ya /fuck?/ [12:04] <Jonah> Okay, I think we got this. [12:04] <Jonah> Marcus, you try. [12:05] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Very convincing! Okay. *cough.* You feelin lucky, pal? I'll make ya an offer you can't refuse. [12:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Sigh. This is childish. [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> *Wait for Braun?* [12:07] <Jonah> Which is why, Raider, you're the backup [12:07] <Jonah> . [12:07] <Jonah> Ayako, do me a favor and sit down in the corner, will you? [12:07] <Jonah> Pretty please~? [12:07] <~SU_Tempest> *Ayako goes in a corner of the room, and stands perfectly still.* [12:08] <Jonah> Wonderful. And Marcus, I /really/ hope you have good legs, because I have augs and can absolutely get into cover. [12:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] See, the thing about pretending to be buyers is that I hope you guys actually have -cash- to buy it. Because without this bit, we will be fucked. [12:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] If Braun isn't a complete bitch with his requested price, we should have enough. [12:09] <Jonah> We have over 5000, but only about 3500 in cash. [12:09] <Jonah> Which reminds - Raider, hand over Marcus the cash you're carrying. [12:09] <~SU_Tempest> *Your merc passed 1326 P$ to Marcus.* [12:09] <Jonah> Since I can't exactly ask you to pop up from cover to give it to us. [12:10] <Jonah> Perfect. [12:10] <&Hebizuka> *Wait for Braun?* [12:10] <Jonah> Worse comes to worst, we can threaten him, pop out his kneecaps and call it a day. [12:10] <Jonah> *Yup yup*. [12:10] <&Hebizuka> *Two turns pass...* [12:10] <Jonah> Also, since Braun is in fact a regular citizen... I hope you have a safehouse for Prisca in mind. [12:11] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Shh. Here they come. [12:11] <Jonah> Because they're gonna murder - shushing. [12:11] * Jonah puts on her best 'stick stuck in her ass' impression. The resulting face comes off half-aroused and half-contorted. [12:12] <&Hebizuka> *A cohort of people enters the room. A male-looking citizen, wearing a shirt with tie, pants with belt and a pair of leather shoes, enters the room. He is carrying a revolver and a shoulder bag. He is flanked with two well-armed, well-armored people who seem to be mercenaries hired as bodyguards.* [12:12] <&Hebizuka> *No points for guessing the citizen is Braun.* [12:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Braun] Identify yourselves! What are you doing here? This is private property, you know? [12:13] <Jonah> That's no way to speak to prospective buyers, Braun. It's quite rude. [12:13] <Jonah> Lesser people might take offense. [12:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Braun] Oh, so you are my buyers? Excellent. Let's not lose time and talk business. I'm ready to sell the crown for 4000 P$. Do we have a deal? [12:15] <Jonah> There's been a change of plans. We're prepared to offer you 2000P$ in cash now, with the rest wired to your account once we confirm it's authenticity. [12:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Braun] What? No no no no. It's cash, and cash only! That's the only way to make sure I'll get paid in full. Like I said, four grand now, and the crown is yours. Otherwise, you're wasting my time. [12:18] <Jonah> /Your/ time? What a riot. Who do you think you're talking to? [12:18] <Jonah> You don't have any other buyers. Why else would you accept selling to /us?/ [12:19] <~SU_Tempest> [Braun] Alright. Alright. You don't seem to understand. I am a -very- busy man, and I can't afford to chitchat for hours. So uh, here. I'll throw you a bone. I want this crown off my back, so here's a gracious gift; it's yours for 3500 P$. Last offer. [12:21] * Jonah grimaces, before reaching into her pack and pulling out the bar of silver. "3000P$ even and the silver on top. Last counter-offer." [12:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Braun] Okay. Okay, fine. I'll accept that deal. Leave the money in the center of the room. No hasty moves, aight? [12:24] <Jonah> So long as you don't decide to get greedy, no sudden moves from us. [12:24] <~SU_Tempest> [Braun] The cash and the silver bar, now. Middle of the room. Leave there on the ground. [12:25] * Jonah heads to the center of the room with Marcus, and dumps 1700 cash and the bar, while gesturing for Marcus to drop the rest. [12:25] <&Hebizuka> *Marcus walks slowly towards the pile of money and silver bar, and drops an additional 1300.* [12:26] * Jonah stays in the center of the room, standing next to the pile of filthy lucre. "Money's right here. Show us the crown, Braun." [12:26] <~SU_Tempest> [Braun] Good. My bodyguards will stay here and ensure no stupid things are being done, while I go back to my room, and get the crown. If you don't mind waiting just a little more, it's yours afterwards. [12:27] <Jonah> Of - of course you didn't bring the crown. Waste of time, I swear. [12:27] <Jonah> Hurry up, Braun. None of us are growing any younger here. [12:27] <~SU_Tempest> [Braun] I am a busy man, but I value safety as well. [12:27] <Jonah> Then I hope you're smart enough to not leave /both/ your bodyguards here. Or have more on the other side of that door. [12:28] <&Hebizuka> *Braun leaves the room, with his two merc gorillas watching you.* [12:28] <&Hebizuka> *Wait until his return?* [12:28] <Jonah> Le sigh. I hope he's paying you two in gold bars. [12:28] <Jonah> *Yes.* [12:28] <&Hebizuka> *Three turns pass...* [12:29] * Jonah gently raps Marcus's arm with her knuckles while they wait. "You're the trained one, tell me you can tell a forgery from the real deal." [12:29] <Jonah> Because if we wasted 3000P$ /and/ the bar for a fake we're both dead men walking. [12:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] I sincerely doubt anyone would have the time or patience to make a forgery, let alone sell something like that given the heavy security and large sums of money involved... [12:30] <&Hebizuka> *Braun returns.* [12:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Braun] Guards, take the money away. [12:30] <Jonah> Hold it. [12:30] <Jonah> Show us the crown first. [12:30] <&Hebizuka> *He shows the crown, and walks towards the center of the room in order to leave it on the floor. His gorillas are already busy taking away the cash and silver bar.* [12:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Braun] Here, here. No sweat. It's yours, now. Pleasure doing business with you. Make sure to leave through the door with the red spray-painted X marked on it. [12:31] * Jonah yanks the crown as soon as it leaves Braun's hands, handing it over to Marcus. The other shoe's gonna drop soon as we take it. [12:32] <&Hebizuka> *Marcus takes the crown from your hands and examines it.* [12:32] <Jonah> Fucking 3000P$ for a shitty old crown. What a waste. [12:32] <&Hebizuka> *He smiles like a kid.* [12:32] <Jonah> Congrats, Braun. This is the biggest payday of your life. [12:32] <&Hebizuka> *He and his bodyguards left the room.* [12:32] * Jonah sighs in relief as soon as they leave. [12:32] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] We have it! This is the one! This is absolutely, indubitably the crown! Let's bring the good news to Prisca! We didn't even have to fire a shot today. She'll be pleased! [12:33] <Jonah> Okay, now. [12:33] <Jonah> Marcus. [12:33] <Jonah> Do you want to go two for two and try to rip off the mob? [12:33] <Jonah> Because they haven't arrived /yet./ [12:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Let's get the hell out! I'd love to see it, but I don't want to be there to see the mob guy's face... [12:33] <Jonah> Alright, time to go. Red X, yes? [12:34] <&Hebizuka> *Simply pass the door by typing !mrooms1.* [12:34] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [12:34] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 3081 - Roomstyle: 219 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [12:34] <Jonah> Come on Raider, Ayako. time to get going. [12:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Roger that. [12:34] <Jonah> Ugh. [12:34] <Jonah> /Ugh./ [12:34] <Jonah> Three goddamn grand. AND the bar. [12:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Small price to pay for the huge riches that await! [12:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] I promise, it will be worth the time and investment. [12:35] * Jonah rolls her eyes and just thumbs at Raider. [12:35] <Jonah> Save that I owe this guy 700 every forty rooms. [12:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] You paid in full for two contracts' worth already. [12:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'm sure you'll get back enough cash by then. [12:36] <&Hebizuka> *You enter inside a regular, featureless room with a teleporting keypad. Marcus invited everyone to stand on it, while he types the address to Prisca's library.* [12:36] <Jonah> I don't like my odds of collecting 700 P$ every forty rooms. [12:36] <Jonah> But if you have faith in me, that'll have to do. [12:36] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll have all the faith you want me to have in you, so long as I get paid. [12:37] <&Hebizuka> *Teleport back to the library?* [12:37] <Jonah> That's the issue isn't it. [12:37] <Jonah> *Yesm.* [12:38] <Jonah> Ugh, we should have waited and ambushed the mob. [12:38] <&Hebizuka> *You all return to Prisca's library.* [12:38] <Jonah> They /would/ have four grand. [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Hey boys, hey Jonah, how did it go? [12:38] <Jonah> One crown, without firing a single shot. [12:38] <Jonah> I'm down 3.5 grand. [12:38] <Jonah> And yes I'm sulky. [12:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Hee! See, do you see now Marcus? It IS possible to do things WITHOUT going gung-ho! [12:39] <Jonah> But I'm down /so much money./ Ughhhhhhhh. [12:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Alright, fine, I guess you are right. But Jonah has been mighty helpful. So, here we go. The crown's ours! [12:39] <Jonah> Prisca, /comfort me./ [12:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Jonah, did you make a deal with the guy and buy the crown from him? [12:40] <Jonah> Yup. [12:41] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Brilliant. But, don't worry. The money you spent will soon feel like chump change when we get to the tomb's treasure. I am absolutely SURE of it. [12:42] <Jonah> Prisca, McBride. I have been in /far/ too many treasure hunts to not be jaded. I would put my virginity on the King having left a note that says 'the true treasure s ~friendship~'. [12:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Oh no. We have written proof the King was obscenely wealthy. [12:42] <Jonah> And while we might be rolling in filthy lucre when we figure out the tomb, I'm still /broke/ now. [12:42] <Jonah> Well, yeah. [12:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] We wouldn't be going after his tomb if we didn't know he was filthy rich as fuck and died rich! [12:43] <Jonah> But it's not like he could bring it with him. [12:43] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] See, let me explain why I think this is the only possible theory. [12:43] * Jonah sighs, and rubs her temples for some small measure of comfort. [12:43] <Jonah> Go right on ahead, I'm listening. [12:45] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] The King was afraid of the future. He had visions, and he knew that his kingdom, the greatness and the prosperity that he garnered, and of course, all of the material wealth they had, would come to an end. Eventually they did all die, but he buried his riches and a royal missive in the hopes that -someone- would gather the crown again, open it, and use the fortune to rebuild it anew. [12:46] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] That is why I am absolutely convinced there is a treasure so big, it's worth enormous amounts of money today - not to mention the historical significance, but who the hell cares about that?! [12:46] <Jonah> Alright. Let's just hope no one beat us to it, like, a hundred thousand years ago. [12:46] <Jonah> So, uh. Are we done here? Since we still need the jewels. [12:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Well, I'm working on finding who owns the jewels. It's no small task. In the meantime, you can leave, we'll safeguard the crown. Thanks a lot once again! [12:47] <&Hebizuka> *Mission complete! !mrooms3 to resume.* [12:47] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 222nd* [12:48] <Jonah> Uh, Prisca. Before I go? [12:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] What is it? [12:50] <Jonah> Since I'm down 3.5 grand... [12:51] * Jonah Ninja Speeds over to her and KISSES THE FUCK OUT OF HER. [12:51] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [12:51] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 4190 - Front door: 2161 - Right door: 2783 - Roomstyle: 140 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Marcus] Jonah, I know I forced your hand a bit by convincing you to leave... But I really, really didn't want to meet the actual mob buyers. If they saw us, they'd immediately understand we beat them at their game. And I'd rather keep a low profile--oh my god. [12:51] <Jonah> Just something to tie me over! [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] ??!!#ù@#&?! [12:51] <Jonah> GO GO GO THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR. [12:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Prisca] Jonah??! What's wrong with you?! [12:52] <Jonah> I like kissing girls! [12:52] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There is an accessory on the floor.* [12:52] <Jonah> There. Now I feel better. [12:53] * Jonah checks out the accessory, still on her emotional high. [12:53] <Jonah> Now watch as Prisca shoots the fuck out of me for sexual assault. [12:53] <Jonah> And/or they no longer let me join them on their treasure hunt. [12:53] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Muzzle brake, 5.45x39mm [12:53] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Just when I thought I saw everything. [12:53] <Jonah> Raider, do we /have/ 5.45x39mm? [12:54] <Jonah> Man, you've never seen two girls kiss? [12:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I don't think so, no. [12:54] <Jonah> What a terrible, boring life you must live. [12:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] It's the circumstances leading to THAT kiss. [12:54] <Jonah> Oh. Yeah, well, you get used to it when you've lived as long as I have. [12:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'm -older than you-. [12:55] <Jonah> I age /hilariously/ well. [12:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Bullshit you do. You look in your 20-25s. [12:55] <Jonah> This is my fifth time being 18. [12:56] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Keep tellin' yourself that. Let's move. [12:56] * Jonah chews on some delicious raw cyclops meat, before stuffing the muzzle break in her backpack. [12:56] <Jonah> Man, it's like you don't believe in magic or plastic surgery or magical plastic surgery. [12:56] <&Hebizuka> *No cyclops meat found in your inventory - Raider is carrying everything.* [12:56] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [12:56] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 7125 - Front door: 3476 - Right door: 1629 - Roomstyle: 276 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [12:59] <&Hebizuka> *Which way?* [13:07] * Jonah sighs, the exhaustion and loss of money getting to her, before she goes through the front door. [13:08] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room. There's food abandoned on the floor.* [13:09] * Jonah scans the shit out of the suspicious food. [13:09] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS identified:* [Food] Fast-food - Pizza (entire). 8d10 (A "stack" of 8 pizza slices, weighs only 1 unit.) [13:09] <Jonah> Whoa. [13:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] You know what? I'm hungry. [13:09] <Jonah> Uh - yeah. Might want to chomp on that meat. [13:09] <Jonah> Hand me a slice? Of meat, not the pizza. [13:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Just one? [13:10] <&Hebizuka> *Raider extracts a piece of cyclops meat from his bag, and hands it to you.* [13:11] <Jonah> I'm in that weird place of full but not too full. We'll see what happens. [13:11] <&Hebizuka> *Eat?* [13:11] * Jonah gobbles that meat down. [13:11] <&Hebizuka> *It tasted cruddy.* [13:11] <&Hebizuka> *It had little effect on your hunger state.* [13:12] <Jonah> Well. Eat your fill on meat, we can save the pizza for later. [13:12] <Jonah> Or for bartering. [13:12] <&Hebizuka> *Raider takes the whole pizza and stocks it in his backpack. He then eats the entirety of the remaining cyclops meat.* [13:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I should stop eating that stuff raw. I'll get sick one day. [13:13] <Jonah> That day is not today. [13:13] <Jonah> Also unless you plan on cooking them with incendiary grenades we're kinda stuck with raw meat. [13:13] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:13] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 4095 - Front door: 449 - Right door: 3237 - Roomstyle: 310 - Enemy strength: 1 /6 [13:13] <Jonah> Let's keep on going. Front door. [13:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I never cooked meat with incendiary grenades before. I bet it's fun. [13:15] <&Hebizuka> *A regular, featureless room, yet again. A creature lurks there... it appears to be a wolf zombie! * [13:16] <Jonah> @cover [13:16] <MazeBot> A wooden barrel. (Health: 16, LDV modifier: -1. AC Eqv: Hardskin. Pass-through threshold: 6+ dmg. Pain modifier: x1) [13:16] <Jonah> ...Actually, screw it, I'm just gonna shoot it. [13:16] <Jonah> *2 shots, Protecta, Wolf Zombie's head.* [13:17] <&Hebizuka> *The wolf zombie lunges towards you, and will try to bite you!* [13:17] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako will attempt to hulksmash the zombie canine, and Raider draws his M9, attempting four shots towards the chest.* [13:17] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Raider, ZWolf, You, Ayako.* [13:17] <&Hebizuka> *Raider's turn...* [13:17] <&Hebizuka> @roll 4#2d6 [13:17] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 8;7;7;9 [13:18] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Hit, Hit, Hit, Hit.* [13:19] <&Hebizuka> *Raider has no trouble putting rounds into the decaying canine's body. The zombie wolf has been put down, for good.* [13:19] <&Hebizuka> Raider [Beretta M9] Wolf zombie [13:19] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [13:19] <Jonah> ...That /was/ fast. [13:20] <Jonah> Thanks. [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] No problem. [13:20] <Jonah> ...Think he's edible? [13:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Oh sure. Eat -decaying flesh-, that's a good idea. [13:20] <Jonah> Hey, some people can handle it. Like aged steaks. [13:20] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:20] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5342 - Front door: 7319 - Right door: 2457 - Roomstyle: 194 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [13:21] * Jonah pats down the wolf in the vain hope that it was carrying anything, before heading through the front door. [13:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'd tell you to be my guest, but I don't want to be out of an employer. [13:21] <&Hebizuka> *It wasn't carrying anything, silly.* [13:22] <&Hebizuka> *A storage area. Another creature is lurking there... a giant spider, this time!* [13:23] * Jonah withholds a sigh and readies her shotgun again. [13:23] <Jonah> *2 shots, Protecta, Giant Spider's Head.* [13:24] <&Hebizuka> *Raider continues operating the M9, and dumps four more shots towards the giant spider's thorax. [13:25] <&Hebizuka> *The giant spider lunges at you, and will try to bite you with its fangs!* [13:25] <Jonah> WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME. [13:25] <&Hebizuka> *Ayako will attempt a hulksmash, but she's ever so slow.* [13:25] <&Hebizuka> *Order: Raider, GSpider, You, Ayako.* [13:25] <&Hebizuka> *Raider's turn...* [13:25] <&Hebizuka> @roll 4#2d6 [13:25] <MazeBot> Hebizuka: 9;8;6;7 [13:26] <&Hebizuka> *Shots 1-4: Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit.* [13:27] <&Hebizuka> *The giant spider shudders, shrivels, and curls up in a ball before even having a chance at lunging towards Jonah, dying pretty much instantly.* [13:27] <&Hebizuka> Raider [Beretta M9] Giant spider [13:27] <&Hebizuka> *End of fight! (1 turn)* [13:28] <Jonah> You are /fast/ on that thing. [13:28] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:28] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1929 - Front door: 2727 - Right door: 1465 - Roomstyle: 311 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [13:28] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] It's light enough. [13:28] <Jonah> Maybe I should use something lighter than the Protecta... [13:28] * Jonah heads through the front door! [13:30] <&Hebizuka> *Yet ANOTHER regular, featureless room. You spot a rifle abandoned on the floor...* [13:31] <Jonah> What kind of rifle do we have here? [13:31] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - FN Herstal F2000 assault rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi/Full | Scope[2x](I) | STANAG 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 - [0+0/30, Empty] - Cond: 45% (Worn) / Clns: 59% (Dirty) [13:32] <&Hebizuka> *Raider extracts the magazine, and keeps it for himself.* [13:33] <Jonah> The... empty magazine? [13:33] <Jonah> Do we have an spare rounds for it? [13:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] No. But it always helps to have more mags. I'll fill it when I find ammo. [13:33] <Jonah> Alrighty. [13:33] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:33] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1555 - Front door: 517 - Right door: 6488 - Roomstyle: 211 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:33] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Unless you carry any 5.56 NATO. In which case, pass me 30. [13:33] <Jonah> Front door. [13:34] <Jonah> Uh - wait, I do. [13:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Then, please? [13:34] * Jonah hands him 30 of the 109 rounds she was carrying. [13:34] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Thank you very much. [13:35] <&Hebizuka> *5.56x45mm NATO, FMJ remaining: 79 in backpack* [13:35] <&Hebizuka> *On to the next room...* [13:37] <&Hebizuka> *A kitchen. You see a maid dutifully sweeping the floor with her trusty broom. There is a shiny on the worktable, near the sink.* [13:37] * Jonah blinks, rubbing her eyes before taking a gander at the maid. Does she look familiar? [13:38] <&Hebizuka> *Not really.* [13:38] <&Hebizuka> *It's one of thousands of random maids.* [13:39] <Jonah> *What /does/ she look like?* [13:40] <&Hebizuka> *A late teenager, filipina female. She is dwarvish, a little overweight, with waist-length black hair, a pair of gray eyes, wears a plastic bracelet, and has a sort of mark or tattoo on the left cheek - some sort of random tribal symbol.* [13:41] <Jonah> Is that shiny on the table there yours, Ma'am? [13:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Maid] Wha? Uh, no? Well, I found it on the floor. No idea what it is. Maybe you can tell? [13:45] * Jonah shrugs, and scans it with the, well, scanner. What's it say? [13:45] <&Hebizuka> *ICIS identified:* [Valuable] Red gem - Worthless glass - Value 1-8 P$ (1d8) - Weight: 0.1 [13:46] <Jonah> Well, it's a pretty bauble. You want it, Miss? [13:47] <~SU_Tempest> [Maid] If it ain't valuable, I don't wan' it. [13:48] <Jonah> Your loss. [13:49] * Jonah pockets it in her belt, before keeping on. [13:49] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:49] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1825 - Front door: 6520 - Right door: 2683 - Roomstyle: 40 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [13:49] <Jonah> Front door, Raider. [13:49] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Belt/Main) 2.3/3 [13:53] <&Hebizuka> *An outside area; daytime beach. There is a shotgun on the sand here...* [13:54] <Jonah> Who just leaves a shotgun on the beach? [13:55] * Jonah heads on over to check it out, and enjoys herself some fresh sun in the meantime. [13:55] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Benelli M2 shotgun | 12 gauge - Semi-auto | M.Brake | Internal tube, 8 rounds, +1 | Weight: 14 - [6+1/8, 7x Buck] - Cond: 95% (Excellent) / Clns: 26% (Grimy) [13:55] <Jonah> I just wanna go fishing. Sleep in the sun, feel that breeze. [13:55] <Jonah> Oooh, this is a /nice/ one. [13:55] <Jonah> You interested, Raider? [13:55] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Nah. But pass me the shells. [13:56] * Jonah hands them right on over. [13:56] <Jonah> You want to take a break? Naps on the beach are nice. [13:56] <&Hebizuka> *Raider places 7 shells of 12 gauge buckshot in a pocket of his vest.* [13:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] You wanna stop already? [13:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Fine by me... [13:57] <Jonah> Nah, I was just curious. [13:57] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [13:57] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 484 - Front door: 6697 - Right door: 517 - Roomstyle: 430 - Enemy strength: 2 /6 [13:57] <Jonah> If you can keep going, so can I. I'd rather go to the beach with Carolyn and Ayako. [13:57] <Jonah> Front door. [14:00] <&Hebizuka> *You reach another radio room (@radio). Only one door in here (!mrooms1). You spot ammunition on the floor!* [14:00] <Jonah> Let's avoid the radio. [14:00] * Jonah checks out the ammunition quite quickly! [14:00] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] 5.56x45mm NATO, FMJ, 1 round - Weight: 0.01 [14:01] <&Hebizuka> *Disappointingly, it's just one round.* [14:01] <&Hebizuka> *Which Raider happily takes anyway.* [14:02] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] One round is one round. [14:03] <Jonah> Better than nothing. [14:03] <Jonah> !mrooms1 [14:03] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Unique door: 4074 - Roomstyle: 119 - Enemy strength: 6 /6 [14:03] <Jonah> Come on, let's keep going. [14:03] <&Hebizuka> *You enter an engineering workshop, home of a Maze engineer.* [14:04] <Jonah> Hey there! Do you have cell phones for sell? [14:04] <Jonah> Or batteries! [14:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] As a matter of fact I do have a phone for sale. [14:07] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Brand new with full battery, yours for 700 P$. [14:08] <Jonah> ...FUCK. [14:08] <Jonah> I need a battery to call the bank to - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. [14:08] <Jonah> Catch-22 /bullshit/ right there. [14:08] <Jonah> FUCKING CROWN. [14:08] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] If all you need's the battery, it's yours for 350. [14:09] <Jonah> No, that's - that's not the issue. [14:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Ywant me to check if you's got credit? Just gimme yer full name. [14:09] <Jonah> Jonah. I don't have enough, I think. [14:09] <Jonah> I moved it all to my bank account, and - agh. [14:09] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Lessee... ...hm. Says right here you's got 447 P$ of workshop credit. [14:10] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] You's can buy that battery if ywant. [14:12] <Jonah> So, it's - yes, please. [14:12] <Jonah> I need that battery, ASAP. [14:12] <Jonah> And /thank god/ I didn't move all my credit. [14:12] <&Hebizuka> *Engineering workshop credit remaining: 97 P$.* [14:12] <&Hebizuka> *The engie removes the battery from the phone, and hands it to you.* [14:12] <&Hebizuka> *Replace the dead battery with the new one on your current phone?* [14:13] <Jonah> *Yes please* [14:14] <Jonah> So, uh. Do you guys do recylcing? [14:14] <Jonah> 'Cause dead battery, right here. [14:14] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] Ye. Just throw it in the black box over there. [14:14] <&Hebizuka> *Your mobile phone springs back to life again, and is ready to make more calls.* [14:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Engie] What else ya need? [14:16] <Jonah> Uh - I'm on a budget right now. [14:16] <Jonah> Thanks, but I think we'll be going. [14:16] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [14:16] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 5979 - Front door: 3901 - Right door: 1680 - Roomstyle: 91 - Enemy strength: 5 /6 [14:16] <Jonah> Front door, Raider? [14:18] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] You lead the way. [14:18] <&Hebizuka> *Next special room at the 225th.* [14:18] <Jonah> Front door it is. [14:19] <&Hebizuka> *A meeting office. A weapons shop has been set up here!* [14:20] <Jonah> Hey there. What are you buying? [14:21] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] All types of weapons, miss, plus their ammo and accessories. Knives, swords, pistols, shotguns, rifles, and anything in between. You name it, I take it. And I might sell it too! [14:22] <Jonah> So, not just a gun shop, right? [14:22] <Jonah> Does that mean you'll take these taser batteries off my hands? [14:22] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Yup, not just. And sure. [14:23] <Jonah> /Finally./ Okay, let me sort out my inventory quickly... [14:26] * Jonah hands the merchant the empty shotgun magazine, the taser cartridges, the laser sight in her left leg rig, and... the glass gem and whatever else is in her belt pouch, for good measure. [14:27] <&Hebizuka> *I see an M3 Grease Gun magazine [30/30, 30x FMJ], three .357/.38 6-rd speedloaders [6/6, 6x .357 TPD each], and a KZF ZF4 scope in the belt. Which of these do you want to sell?* [14:29] <Jonah> *The Grease Gun and the scope.* [14:29] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Will that be all? [14:30] <Jonah> Mmmm. Raider, we have anything that might be good selling? [14:30] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I got a scope for sale, one of those Sniper 10x models. [14:31] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Yeah, I'll take it too. [14:31] <Jonah> Well, there you go. That's what we're selling. [14:32] <&Hebizuka> =SELL= [14:32] <&Hebizuka> USAS-12 10-round mag - 75 P$ [14:32] <&Hebizuka> Taser cartridge, x20 - 100 P$ [14:32] <&Hebizuka> AN/PEQ-2A laser sight - 150 P$ [14:32] <&Hebizuka> Worthless red glass - 1 P$ [14:32] <&Hebizuka> M3 Grease Gun magazine - 35 P$ [14:32] <&Hebizuka> .45 ACP, FMJ, x30 - 30 P$ [14:32] <&Hebizuka> Scope, KZF ZF4 (4x) - 425 P$ [14:32] <&Hebizuka> Scope, Sniper (10x) - 750 P$ [14:32] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 1566 P$ [14:32] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm sales?* [14:33] <Jonah> *Yup yup!* [14:34] <&Hebizuka> *All items sold. 1566 P$ of temporary credit.* [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] All done. Anything else I can do fer ya? [14:35] <Jonah> Well, let's see your wares, I suppose! [14:35] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] I got tons of stuff. [14:36] <&Hebizuka> =Weapon shop - Merch for sale= [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Star Megastar pistol | .45 ACP - Semi-auto | No accessory | Megastar 12-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - AMT Automag III pistol | .30 Carbine - Semi-auto | No accessory | Automag III 8-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Enfield SMLE No.4 Mk.I(T) sniper rifle | .303 British - Bolt-action | Scope[4x](I) | Internal magazine, 10 rounds, no +1 | Weight: 22 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Walking cane - Blunt. Weight: 9 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - MkIIIA2 high-explosive grenade. May damage targets with explosive power. Weight: 1/item [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - IMI UZI submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | No accessory | UZI 32-round mag, no +1 | Weight: 5 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - H&K MP5K submachine gun | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Full | Foregrip(I) | MP5 9mm 30-round mag, +1 | Weight: 5 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Dagger - Sharp/Piercing - Butchering. Weight: 5 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Short: Kizlyar DV-2 knife - Sharp/Piercing - Butchering. Weight: 3 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Franchi SPAS-15 shotgun | 12 gauge - Pump/Semi | No accessory | SPAS-15 6-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - SIG Sauer SG550 Sniper sniper rifle | 5.56x45mm NATO - Semi-auto | Bipod(I), Scope[ZF6](S) | SG550 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - FN Herstal Five-seveN pistol | 5.7x28mm - Semi-auto | Rail | Five-seveN 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - H&K CAWS shotgun | 12 gauge belted - Semi/Full | No accessory | CAWS 10-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt Anaconda revolver | .44 Magnum - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 3 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - CZ Skorpion vz. 61 submachine gun | .32 ACP - Semi/Full | No accessory | Skorpion .32 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: German keyboard - Blunt. Weight: 5 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 4 - C4 charge. Requires a detonator to be set off. Weight: 1/item [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Bo staff - Blunt. Weight: 22 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Serbu Super-Shorty shotgun | 12 gauge - Pump-action | No accessory | Internal tube, 2 rounds, +1 | Weight: 5 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 2 - Arsenal Lavina grenade launcher | 40mm caseless grenade - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 9 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 1 - Savage Arms 110BA sniper rifle | .300 Winchester Magnum - Bolt-action | M.Brake(I), Scope[Sniper](S), Bipod(S), Rail, Rail | 110BA 6-round mag, +1 | Weight: 22 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 5 Long: Kanabou - Blunt. Weight: 22 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Beretta 93R machine pistol | 9x19mm Parabellum - Semi/Burst3 | M. Brake(I), Foregrip(I) | Beretta 92 series 20-round mag, +1 | Weight: 3 [14:36] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon] Class 3 - Colt Diamondback revolver | .22 Long Rifle - Semi-auto | No accessory | Cylinder, 6 rounds | Weight: 5 [14:37] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] ...? You have a CAWS for sale? [14:38] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Yessir. One of the few out there. Finest combat shotgun I ever seen, but the ammo's a bitch to get a hold of, though. [14:39] <Jonah> I've run across some, but I usually just sell 'em. [14:39] <Jonah> Raider, are you interested? I like the shotguns we have for now. [14:39] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Don't you have CAWS shells? [14:40] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] If you want to buy the CAWS, it's 1650. Otherwise I can buy back your shells, they fetch a nice premium these days. [14:42] <Jonah> No CAWS shells on me, I sold my last batch before I met you. [14:42] <Jonah> I'm not fond of the CAWS. The whole 'requires special ammo' bit puts me off. [14:42] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] As for me, I'll probably just buy ammo. [14:43] <&Hebizuka> *I see 10 shells of CAWS flechette, and 50 shells of CAWS buckshot in the inventory.* [14:45] * Jonah shoves all 60 shells towards the Merch. [14:46] <Jonah> Have 'em. CAWS don't do it for me. [14:47] <&Hebizuka> =SELL= [14:47] <&Hebizuka> 12 gauge belted, CAWS buckshot x50 - 75 P$ [14:47] <&Hebizuka> 12 gauge belted, CAWS flechette x10 - 40 P$ [14:47] <&Hebizuka> Total: 115 P$ [14:47] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm?* [14:48] <Jonah> *Yup yup.* [14:49] <&Hebizuka> *Ammo sold. 115 P$ added to temporary credit. Total temp credit: 1681 P$.* [14:49] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I could use having a few slugs. I feel like using the Ithaca as a breacher. [14:50] <Jonah> I'd like to fill up on buckshot, too. [14:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] A couple extra boxes of 9mm will help too. [14:50] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] My employer will choose for herself first. [14:50] <Jonah> Go right on ahead, we have - well. [14:50] <Jonah> Uh, how many boxes of buckshot do you have? [14:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] I got five, 10 shells a box. [14:51] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Want standard buck or tactical buck? [14:53] <Jonah> Standard. Tactical is for chumps. Let's make it... three boxes. [14:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Three boxes of slugs for me. And two boxes of 9x19mm Parabellum. [14:54] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Alright, three boxes of standard buck, three of slugs, and two of nine. Anything else? [14:55] <Jonah> How many Frag-12 shells you got? [14:57] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] About 25. Five boxes of five. Each one's 85 P$ though, not cheap stuff. [14:57] <Jonah> Mmmmmm... Then yeah, I can go without. Buckshot's the best, anyways. [14:57] <Jonah> Alright, cash us out, and keep the rest as credit. [14:58] <&Hebizuka> =BUY= [14:58] <&Hebizuka> 12 gauge, buckshot, x30 - 60 P$ [14:58] <&Hebizuka> 12 gauge, slug, x30 - 60 P$ [14:58] <&Hebizuka> 9x19mm Parabellum, x100 - 100 P$ [14:58] <&Hebizuka> Total: 220 P$ [14:58] <&Hebizuka> TOTAL: 1461 P$ credit remaining post-purchase [14:58] <&Hebizuka> *Confirm?* [14:59] <Jonah> *Yes.* [15:01] <&Hebizuka> *For you:* [15:01] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 12 gauge, buckshot, 10 rounds - [10/10] - Weight: 0.5 [15:01] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 12 gauge, buckshot, 10 rounds - [10/10] - Weight: 0.5 [15:01] <&Hebizuka> [Ammunition] Box of 12 gauge, buckshot, 10 rounds - [10/10] - Weight: 0.5 [15:01] <&Hebizuka> *Raider collects his own boxes of ammo.* [15:02] <&Hebizuka> *Total 12 gauge buckshot carried in backpack: 66.* [15:06] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Do you want cash or credit? [15:08] <Jonah> Let's - let's make it cash. Lord knows I can carry it AND FUCK MARCUS HAS THE REST OF OUR CASH. [15:08] <Jonah> I /swear to god/ if he spent it the next time I see him. [15:10] <&Hebizuka> [Money] 1461 P$ [15:11] * Jonah shoves it all in her money pouch in a fit of sulkiness and rage. [15:11] <Jonah> Fucking /McBride./ [15:11] <Jonah> I swear he's gonna backstab usl [15:12] <&Hebizuka> *Total money carried: 1534 P$ [15:12] <~SU_Tempest> [Merch] Thanks for shopping at Gavin's Guns and Things. [15:13] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] If you want my opinion, the McBride dude is a loonie but not a dangerous guy. He needs our help too much. [15:16] <Jonah> Loonies are the worst of people. You should know, one's your employer. [15:16] <Jonah> !mrooms3 [15:16] <&Hebizuka> [ Jonah ] Left door: 1946 - Front door: 2956 - Right door: 6370 - Roomstyle: 204 - Enemy strength: 3 /6 [15:16] <Jonah> Front door! [15:16] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Good point. [15:18] <&Hebizuka> *A library. Only one door ahead. There is an accessory on the librarian's desk.* [15:18] * Jonah sighs, and picks up the accessory. [15:18] <Jonah> What do we have here? [15:19] <&Hebizuka> [Weapon accessory] Rail adapter: AUSP - Compatible with: H&K USP-9, H&K USP-40, H&K USP-45. Adds 1 light mount to the equipped weapon (X300U, APL and SCV4). [15:19] <Jonah> Do we even /have/ any of these weapons? [15:19] * Jonah sticks it in her belt anyways. More selling things. [15:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] Don't think so. [15:20] <&Hebizuka> [Weight] (Belt/Main) 1/3 [15:20] <Jonah> Right. I am going to sleep on some books now. Wanna join me? [15:20] <~SU_Tempest> [Raider] I'll be on the librarian's seat. [15:20] <&Hebizuka> Checkout [15:21] <&Hebizuka> 224 rooms (+23), 26 kills (+2), 0 SEs, 5 missions (+1), 3 Amulets, 3812 P$ (-1822), 0 Runs [15:21] <&Hebizuka> Score: 439pts (+19) [15:22] <&Hebizuka> Position: 3rd (no change) [15:22] <&Hebizuka> *No combat stats today: All kills performed by allies*